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当你看到你call的咪

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call me

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ain't call me

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just call me

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call me

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call me

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call on me

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do it like ninety five on the interstate looking for it in a play

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i'm hungry

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you can be say you got something

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that is all me

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can you hold me down for one night

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like i got three strikes

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i need you to free me

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it's a prison inside my mind

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break me chase me up

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pull me up

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like the northern light

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and you hold me down for one night

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like i got three strike

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call me

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ain't told me to call me

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call me

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call call me

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call me

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call me call me

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ain't call me

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call me ain't call me

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just call me

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call me

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call call me

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call on me

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call me

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call me

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just call me

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call me

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call call me

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call my way

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lit up

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bucha closer to god

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then we've ever been now

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lip and slow

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talking out enough

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so we could sell out

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can you hold me down for one night

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like i got three strikes

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i need you to free me

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it's a prison inside my mind

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take me taste me throw me up

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like the northern lights

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can you hold me down for one night

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like i got three strike call me

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and he told me

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just me call me

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call me

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call me

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call me

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call me

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ain't told me

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tell me

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call me

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call

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喂hello hello

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早上好

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然然收到了吗

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然然收到我的快递了吗

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骄傲的want me love me

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call me

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call me

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do me do me

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tell me

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tell me

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oh do me do me

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嘿收到啦

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怎么样怎么样怎么样怎么样

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你们俩喜欢喜欢

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好好好好支持支持

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嘿嘿大家好

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早上好呀

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好像小迟到了一会儿

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但是问题不大

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我发现在把这两群这个名片

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把舰长群的群名片改成

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第二天早上早班直播的时间

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可以有效的避免大家多次艾特我

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然后不知道不知道明天早上有没有直播啊

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是一个非常好的办法

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我很喜欢好闻好闻就是太破费不破费

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不破费不破费

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男人喜欢就是最重要的

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好玩好玩

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真的真的你喜欢就好诶

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敲了好长时间呢

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圣诞什么虽然不是圣诞限定款

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但是感觉很适合冬天捏

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是香薰蜡烛

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早上好

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然然早上好

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天机猪猪阿姨早上好

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kz东方总梦饭团

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早上好呀

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西施还认我还要内

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虽然那个什么虽然虽然圣诞已经过了

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但大家先让我再用了一天这个ui吧

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我觉得这个还挺好看的

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让我再用一天吧

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哎这个这个好不容易买的

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还有姑姑鸟早感冒

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下个赛哦

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这个时间9.45对大家来说是早还是晚啊

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我好像这个最近很少在这个时间播呀

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今天观察一下

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看看什么情况

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这个好看

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我也觉得这个挺好看的

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只是24小时进来

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24小时进直播间

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感觉都像晚场一样

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但是我们米米娅的这个直播

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一直都是一直都是晚间电台啊

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无论是你这边的晚上还是我这边的晚上嗯

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晚今天起晚了

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多睡一会挺好的

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哎呦

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然然早上六七点钟

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有的时候主播市场调研就能看到

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然然晚六七点钟实在太早了

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尤其是每次晚上睡了肯定都挺晚的

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比较忙好看

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尤其是转场转场边上的堆雪人好看吗

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边上的堆雪人好看还是特效好看

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我觉得这个好看主要在于那个堆雪人好看

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有点太自恋了

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有点有点太自恋了

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在线上啊

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辛苦了喵谢谢猪猪的小花

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阿里嘎多

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感谢支持

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谢谢谢

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然后再跟大家宣传一下主播的圣诞节限定

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舰长提督礼物活动还在继续捏

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还有多久

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还有还有还有几天

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今天是27 28 29 30

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还有三天的时间

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我感觉好像到不了那个梯度解锁的那个档位了

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但是提督还可以努力一下

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提督还可以努力一下

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舰长的话好像到200个比较困难了

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都好看没有

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早上好

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叔叔祈祷中早还要都好看

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喜欢单推嗯

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欢迎星海

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早上好

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还有那

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主播今天可能说话会稍微稍微慢一点点啊

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今天那个有点不太舒服

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今天肚子疼

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今天肚子疼哦

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炎炎开始放假了嘛

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对开始放假了

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从那个20号就开始放了

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放到现在了

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礼物好看

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你好看吧

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好看吧

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心不心动心不心动

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高贵典雅什么呀

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你说是我的气质还是我的声音

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不会是不会跟我没什么关系吧

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嗯可以可以开始放假了吗

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所以最近加班加的贼多

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然后正好在搞活动吧

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那个舰长一个舰长加15分钟的班

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呃

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我现在每天基本上没有什么事情

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就是不请假

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不提前请假的话

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早上晚上都会来播

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所以一天的直播时间一般在六个小时

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就五个半小时到八个小时

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最多一天播了八个小时不等

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狠狠的加班了

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说一下哟

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然而夜光杯处理完了

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是不是也可以少放一下了

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欢迎金宝

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早上好

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猫现在还在播吗

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还是新的一场冷知识

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你刚点进直播间看那个刚点进直播间的时候

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有那个直播持续的时长

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现在我们刚开播七分钟

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不要觉得你睡觉之前我没下播

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你睡醒之后我已经播了

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然后就是就是那什么呀

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就是就是就是我播了一通宵啊

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怎么会呢

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不会的

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谢谢雪人来了的圣诞精灵

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感谢支持

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我要和米娅滚

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快快跑

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不要怕年底了

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工作好多辛苦了

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喵之前不是说好了

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夜光杯结束之后可以少放一下吗

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说起来然然跨年有什么安排吗

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不是猫猫

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是卷王

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就没下播过

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我要是一整天都加班的话

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我一整天都加班

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除了基础的三个小时之外

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我要加21个小时

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一个小时

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40个舰长

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那我一天要收80个舰长

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或者或者

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或者八个提督才可以啊

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主播一天就要有那个什么

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要有80个舰长或者18个提督的话

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那播一天又能怎么样

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又没什么的嘛

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真是的卧槽

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今天直播间有镜子

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对这个好久好久都没有见了

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好久都没有在主播了

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直播间见到金子了是吧

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真真的

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猫猫老师跨年有安排吗

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我在想啊

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我在想跨年的时候

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是跟大家办那个连麦回会好一点啊

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还是说念台词跟那个提问

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或者说我自己准备一个呃小一点的企划

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然后大家一起来玩一玩

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就可能会邀请室友啊

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嘉宾啊

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然后什么之类的出镜

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可能还会涉及到一些这个这个呃

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类似于真心话大冒险一样的那种小游戏啊

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不知道大家偏好哪个形式

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这三个都在设计呢

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可能明天后天就会给个小答案之类的

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一个小时40个舰长

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那怎么可能啊

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我说了一整天

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80个舰长主播就能播24个小时

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很不错的很不错的

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非常心动啊

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要不要成为1/80雪人来了

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说的是然然主播什么气质

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自己有点数来了就霸凌主播是吧

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我受不了了

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好天理之心

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早天里起床了吗

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起床了

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谢谢你

261
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下午一点了

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你不会刚起床吧

263
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大冒险真喜欢大冒险

264
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我看现在依然开了连麦功能

265
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对上次测试的时候开了

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但是据说被连麦的那个人

267
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就是我这边听的是正常的

268
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但他那边听着会有一点回音

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可能是因为连麦跟直播间声音同时开着吧

270
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所以就会有一点点回音捏

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真的吗

272
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我不信

273
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除非你开水烫麦克风

274
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连麦自由搏击主要连麦不是很公平

275
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你知道吧

276
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连麦他主要就是有一个不公平的情况在

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因为跨年他不是一克吗

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就嗯12.21.59~12.01

279
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这两分钟只能同时跟一个人连

280
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那这个连的人那不岂不就是天选之人

281
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就只有这个人

282
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然后是呃这个这个严谨意义上的真正一起跨年

283
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那我这这两分钟跟谁连

284
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是不是都都会都会被其他音乐人嫉妒呢

285
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不太好吧

286
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这不太好吧

287
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欢迎工具人

288
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早上好

289
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对

290
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是开了大冒险

291
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没有你不敢做的事情

292
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如果有你联系不到我

293
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那那那我要开大冒险的话

294
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中间就有一个格子写

295
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就是当场把天使这些骗过来

296
00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:22,750
跟主播连麦妇女对话三分钟好吧

297
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,839
这个这个当场摇人啊

298
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就就把你作为这个这个奖品之一吧

299
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怎么样

300
00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:33,240
或者天天点这些把兜售天给这些的裤衩子啊

301
00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:35,910
这种这种内容啊挺不错的

302
00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:38,820
和猫妈妈那跟猫妈妈打电话的内容

303
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那肯定让你给前女友打电话

304
00:11:41,420 --> 00:11:42,080
这种事情

305
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,040
那肯定不会的

306
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那肯定不会的

307
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大部分还是围绕着我本人的

308
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不会围绕大家的生活的

309
00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:49,750
前两天你被逼着做了

310
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然后呢哦然后呢有八卦听啊

311
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哎呦想听

312
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然后呢

313
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然后呢唉哟唉哟碗好大

314
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什么情况能兜售

315
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然然的裤衩子吗

316
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,180
然然人还在这呢

317
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你就要他的裤衩子

318
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然后把凌潇凌办了

319
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把凌霄凌办了

320
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这就就把凌潇凌杀掉

321
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他问我

322
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你居然活了

323
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然后你说了什么

324
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然后你说了什么

325
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,770
然后呢你复活啦

326
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这个这个我超你复活了之后呢

327
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把天使之星绑到加拿大

328
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那不行啊

329
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这个不可以啊

330
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这个客套客套呗

331
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还客套客套啊

332
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你你还挺好

333
00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:38,280
还挺相逢一笑泯恩仇的

334
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不知道这个大大过圣诞节的

335
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:44,960
然后天启星的前女友接到了已经死去多年

336
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,320
前任从坟场里打来的电话

337
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会不会觉得就是跟自己的小姐妹说

338
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集美们

339
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,720
我前任那个下头男卧槽

340
00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,310
前两天居然复活了

341
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,480
还给我打电话

342
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,850
他是不是对我有什么想法呀

343
00:12:58,850 --> 00:13:00,020
真下头诶

344
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:02,110
这个g n真真是的

345
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,490
今天真恶心

346
00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:05,890
哎呦

347
00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:07,319
我服了

348
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:09,930
喜欢单推

349
00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:11,760
我们这边等级就高

350
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:12,420
就喜欢发

351
00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:14,340
那什么是不是大冒险输了

352
00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:16,859
你看人家人家一看就知道是吧

353
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,180
人家一看就知道是吧

354
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,440
人家还得还得什么

355
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,740
挑一个挑一个那个相对脾气比较好的

356
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,130
这个前女友去去打电话呀

357
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,470
很喜欢你家猫猫的一句话

358
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:30,870
优秀的前任不就应该跟死了一样

359
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:31,530
是我吗

360
00:13:31,530 --> 00:13:33,090
这句话是我说的吗

361
00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:35,960
这句话是我说的吗

362
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,360
啊这句话是我说的吗

363
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,980
他问你最近过的咋样

364
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,390
你是怎么回答的

365
00:13:42,390 --> 00:13:45,000
你怎么说

366
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,210
if i could erase

367
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my own fault

368
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,990
哈哈连夜然z都感到无语

369
00:13:54,990 --> 00:13:56,520
连叶燃都感到无语

370
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,210
感谢pg是另一只

371
00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:00,800
这句话我也说过

372
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,090
这句话我也说过

373
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:05,150
但是因为天子之星天使星干的事嘛

374
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,850
所以我就我就给他个面子吧

375
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:08,900
就不攻击他了

376
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,650
总不能说没有你的日子我都在打

377
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:17,490
好没下限啊

378
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,570
不想不想听了

379
00:14:18,570 --> 00:14:19,500
好没下限

380
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,089
对你的美好印象都破坏完了

381
00:14:22,089 --> 00:14:25,389
脸上人家里那么多猫猫宠得过来吗

382
00:14:25,389 --> 00:14:26,079
不像我

383
00:14:26,079 --> 00:14:30,730
我一直都是唉主播一直都是最可爱的那一只

384
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,310
谁懂啊

385
00:14:32,310 --> 00:14:33,540
太可爱了

386
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,860
主播主播太可爱了

387
00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:35,160
对不起

388
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,080
是不是有首歌叫那个太可爱了

389
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:37,680
对不起啊

390
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:38,680
现在就放了

391
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,120
现在就放

392
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,980
太可爱了

393
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,030
真是抱歉

394
00:14:43,030 --> 00:14:44,800
是不是叫这个名字啊

395
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,920
就就点一下这个名字

396
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,560
别提来放一下这首歌啊

397
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:50,920
对不起

398
00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:51,820
大家绵绵啊

399
00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:52,660
太可爱了

400
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:53,560
真抱歉

401
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,620
哈哈哈哈哈哎呦

402
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:00,900
0号零六

403
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,040
来隐藏尴尬是吧

404
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,540
怎么好像不是这首歌呀

405
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:08,620
大家对不起

406
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:09,580
放错了

407
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,300
哪个是原唱啊

408
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,000
不是那个

409
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,959
车什么什么什么记不住了

410
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:23,180
完完了完了找不到这首歌没版权怎么办啊

411
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:26,229
大家坏了

412
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,669
那个歌没版权啊

413
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,049
谢谢丸酱的小花呀

414
00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:29,649
早上好

415
00:15:29,649 --> 00:15:29,829
晚

416
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,230
格洛莫嗯

417
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,570
猫猫每次进来就猫猫

418
00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:34,800
那主播怎么回复

419
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,040
喵喵喵喵

420
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:38,680
逗乐大家

421
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:42,460
我家今天我要跟大家说一个很离谱的事情

422
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:45,300
我家今天飞进来一只小鸟

423
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,710
主播主播家里一楼

424
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:49,820
今天呃

425
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:52,480
然后那个室友下楼的时候

426
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,220
发现有不明的黑影在厨房里面乱窜

427
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,440
偷吃锅边上的东西啊

428
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,460
它定睛一看

429
00:15:58,460 --> 00:15:59,540
大惊失色

430
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:00,050
哇

431
00:16:00,050 --> 00:16:01,839
有一只鸟飞进来了

432
00:16:01,839 --> 00:16:03,219
是那种灰色的

433
00:16:03,219 --> 00:16:04,179
尾巴很长的

434
00:16:04,179 --> 00:16:06,300
那个还拍了视频给我们看

435
00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:07,740
他飞的太快了

436
00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:08,700
大家都抓不住

437
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:12,650
他又担心他身上有什么有什么嗯

438
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:14,300
这个懂得都懂啊

439
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:17,510
就是怕有什么携带的那个流感啊之类的

440
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,280
都没有人敢摸他

441
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:22,610
这个这个给人的这个魔法伤害太高了

442
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,110
物理伤害倒没什么

443
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,260
挺害怕的

444
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,140
好可以加餐了

445
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:27,500
都来了

446
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:29,219
谢谢莫瑶的情书

447
00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:31,080
是不是差

448
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,820
还差六封情书

449
00:16:32,820 --> 00:16:35,100
主播的礼物星球就亮了

450
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,420
这周的礼物星球点亮的是什么礼物啊

451
00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:40,220
应该不是姜饼小屋了吧

452
00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:41,840
这都不会是什么呃

453
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,300
这个桃花上上签什么之类的东西吧

454
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,660
谢谢阿言说的盛典门票

455
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:48,860
所以他们找我呀

456
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,180
所以所以他们找我

457
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:51,380
楼下有鸟了

458
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:54,060
作为家里面养的唯一一只猫

459
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,400
我应该出手去打鸟啊

460
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,680
当然这下午下午这个时候我在睡觉

461
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,520
跟大家家里的宠物猫一模一样啊

462
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,290
只能说今天还看了一个

463
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,030
把那个猫跟老鼠

464
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:11,080
就那种小老鼠放在同一个桶子里面之后

465
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,880
那个猫拼命的想要从桶子里面爬出来

466
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,070
不想被那个老鼠打的样子

467
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:20,619
恍惚看到了睡觉来逃避抓鸟这个工作的

468
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:24,150
我好像跟我没有什么太大的差别啊

469
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:26,040
你应该出手去加餐了

470
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,020
家里面有那么多好吃的

471
00:17:28,020 --> 00:17:29,280
天天吃的饱饱的

472
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,990
为什么要吃生肉呢

473
00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:32,280
已经进化了

474
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,320
谢谢盛典门票呢

475
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:39,610
然后当年阿里嘎多主播

476
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:43,270
现在都不知道想要大家优先送什么礼物了

477
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:45,310
那个新年盲盒亏的少

478
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:50,350
圣诞盲盒呢今天又有那个结算的那个那个奖励

479
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,830
结果b i o s呢前15名有奖金

480
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,480
大家看着送吧

481
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,520
大家看着送吧

482
00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,160
还差情书

483
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,240
还差那个什么

484
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,840
差到那个那个那个那个礼物星球

485
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:08,040
这下这下这下这下四面楚歌房子四面漏风了

486
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,600
什么东西都少

487
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,500
可以不送嘛

488
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,160
也可以啊

489
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:12,700
都可以

490
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,900
没有任何的问题啊

491
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,220
谢谢阿言的情书

492
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,700
谢谢心海的快乐水

493
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:17,630
感谢支持

494
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,860
谢谢阿姨的打call

495
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:20,540
感谢感谢

496
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:23,540
不是睡觉逃避烟烟人的主播吗

497
00:18:23,540 --> 00:18:25,460
那人人类是睡觉的

498
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,020
肯定要睡觉啊

499
00:18:27,020 --> 00:18:29,000
不睡觉怎么能行呢

500
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,910
送你点辣条

501
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,560
给点给点烟花棒吧

502
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:33,310
那样啊

503
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:34,870
给点烟花烟花棒吧

504
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:35,890
公主人好吧

505
00:18:35,890 --> 00:18:38,440
谢谢秦宝的前苏宁阿里嘎多

506
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:42,740
谢谢天才梦饭团的圣诞盲盒的平安果

507
00:18:42,740 --> 00:18:46,090
谢谢黑色皇冠的青斗盲盒的直扇圣诞捏

508
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,650
感谢本场pk大乱斗

509
00:18:47,650 --> 00:18:48,310
我方获胜

510
00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,710
世天才梦饭团为胜利做出的贡献

511
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:52,520
哈登你阿里嘎多

512
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:56,030
谢谢简宝的牛蛙牛蛙

513
00:18:56,030 --> 00:18:56,900
感谢支持

514
00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,960
谢谢谢谢对啊

515
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,340
就我一抽这个红豆泥

516
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,060
阿里嘎多

517
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,620
就想到昨天没压抑住职业病了

518
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:08,160
他们他们不是在那个车上面开车的时候

519
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:08,940
在刷抖吗

520
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:13,130
刷到一个很可爱的唱日语歌的一个coser之后

521
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,860
大家就说哇这个声音怎么这么甜呐

522
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:17,840
这就根本不太熟的

523
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,330
然后我就嘴贱嘛

524
00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:20,950
然后我就把声音压得很低

525
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:24,430
我说嗯这个这个现身说法都是夹出来的

526
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,580
比如说你现在听啊

527
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:27,620
哈达尼阿里嘎多

528
00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:29,600
然后人家吓得车都不开了

529
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,380
一脚刹车

530
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,780
然后就回头很惊恐的盯着我

531
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,940
他吓得车都不开了

532
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:39,720
哦哦哦哦我说你你看看路看路看路看路

533
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,760
谢谢谢谢猪猪的两个情书啊

534
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:45,360
感谢支持

535
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,140
谢谢谢嗯

536
00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,190
嗯什么呀

537
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:50,530
就喜欢玩尬的小飞哥人呢

538
00:19:50,530 --> 00:19:53,410
小飞哥人呢嗯就喜欢玩尬的

539
00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:56,170
大家有这种有这种技能

540
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:57,850
你不在现实里面多用用

541
00:19:57,850 --> 00:20:00,670
那不是那不是很很很那什么吗

542
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,750
诶那不是很浪费吗

543
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,620
你不觉得吗

544
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,490
这很浪费

545
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:07,510
今天买什么了吧

546
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,350
什么都没买

547
00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:12,570
因为这个啊菜鸟你今天买东西了吗

548
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:17,660
今天今天有那个什么有那个什么献礼节什么的

549
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:20,280
今天今天澳洲过不过节啊

550
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,920
我进来的时候你说了啥

551
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,600
我说谢谢你的一朵小花

552
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,560
花太破费了

553
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,180
好久没收到这么贵重的礼物

554
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:29,510
老板大谢谢谢谢谢

555
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,040
厚德的阿里嘎多

556
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,980
怎么一朵小花让主播谢两遍呢

557
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:36,420
真是诡计多端

558
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:38,460
我服了点歌

559
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:39,540
夜航星又甜

560
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:40,410
夜航星啊

561
00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:43,740
行你想买航母

562
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:44,760
但缺了点钱

563
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,420
你是谁啊

564
00:20:45,420 --> 00:20:48,120
不认识为什么在我直播间是紫色的

565
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,740
是因为有房管吗

566
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:50,640
把房管下掉

567
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,420
是不是你就不是紫色的了

568
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,320
不认识啊

569
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,630
你是你是你是呃

570
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,630
你你你是好像记忆有点缺失啊

571
00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:00,040
你是很重要的人

572
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,260
你是你是不能忘记的人

573
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:06,040
皮皮马达雷好像不太熟悉啊

574
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,980
就是嗯谢谢晚上的小花

575
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:09,640
感谢支持啊

576
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,620
谢谢谢谢

577
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,620
晚上的晚上的这个礼物背包

578
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,620
比主播的礼物背包还要还要更干净一点

579
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,380
主播兜里面有八朵

580
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,860
随机挑选漂亮妹妹进去

581
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:24,860
郑重地献上我的鲜花啊

582
00:21:24,860 --> 00:21:25,850
闪亮登场

583
00:21:25,850 --> 00:21:27,140
穿着西服出现

584
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,370
嘴里叼着一朵花

585
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,030
你好

586
00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,590
老婆愿意嫁给我吗

587
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:32,060
然后被玫瑰花的刺

588
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:33,560
这个刺中了嘴啊

589
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,520
匆匆的离场

590
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:37,940
这就是主播每天每天抽中小花花之后

591
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,800
每天的这个四五万这种气

592
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,280
你要重建航母怎么办啊

593
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,720
那你的梦想太宏大了

594
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:46,980
我帮不了你啊

595
00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:48,260
我受不了了

596
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:49,560
圣诞快乐

597
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,910
qq酱早上好

598
00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:52,440
谢谢心海的圣诞精灵

599
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,520
谢谢猪猪的小花

600
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:54,480
感谢支持

601
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,200
红豆泥

602
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:55,800
阿里嘎

603
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,750
多谢谢谢谢

604
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,430
谢谢猪猪的

605
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:01,380
这是几封情书呀

606
00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:02,760
两封情书

607
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,830
总选第七是什么意思

608
00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:06,420
不是总选第七

609
00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:07,770
这是晋级赛

610
00:22:07,770 --> 00:22:11,540
今天前15的话就就能哎呀

611
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:14,480
我就能买500个原子的奖金

612
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:15,140
很多的

613
00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:17,210
大家过年发红包了

614
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,520
过年发红包了

615
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,120
我们争取要是能毛一下这个500原子的奖金

616
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:23,320
就毛一下吧

617
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,180
反正下一个赛段的价

618
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,220
肯定跟主播没有任何关系了

619
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:30,110
这都是全站最厉害的人凑在一起

620
00:22:30,110 --> 00:22:32,060
主播要是能拿排名

621
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:35,420
主播就表演去后院抓鸟啊

622
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:39,630
主播就表演去后院把今天放走的鸟抓回来

623
00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:41,370
500的30%

624
00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:42,060
不不不

625
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,940
奖金到手是80%

626
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:46,310
是就到我手是400

627
00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:52,280
就相当于流水1200的这个这个收益的奖金

628
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,300
一直都是这样的

629
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:54,880
不是30%啊

630
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,160
又骗米小骗一下嘛

631
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:57,880
不是骗的

632
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,860
主要骗大家的那个那个免费礼物

633
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:03,580
我知道大家兜里都有好多免费礼物

634
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,510
谢谢九玄的情书

635
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:10,380
恭喜穆冬一成为星球守护者

636
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:12,720
撒花主播直播间所有的礼物

637
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,980
星球都已点亮了

638
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:15,360
直播间可以赠送专属礼物

639
00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,560
外星这里获得你的爱豆

640
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,850
什么飞柱

641
00:23:18,850 --> 00:23:22,440
你也能抓鸟跳的动吗

642
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:27,389
咳咳有一些这个很坏的评价

643
00:23:27,389 --> 00:23:30,449
有一些有一些很差很不好的评价

644
00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:33,900
主播就是总是在恶意的在在背后

645
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,940
在面前在在什么地方呢

646
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:41,040
在360度的这个谣言中伤伤害我是吧

647
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:41,760
伤害我

648
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,100
但是我我总是笑出强大呀

649
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,000
咩咩呀

650
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,679
130次首谈这个后院抓鸟

651
00:23:48,679 --> 00:23:50,899
直言呃不聚会

652
00:23:50,899 --> 00:23:53,599
不避讳这个黑子的恶意和中伤

653
00:23:54,929 --> 00:23:56,240
编不下去了

654
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:57,020
编不下去了

655
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,520
一一真表演吗

656
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,320
真真表演真表演

657
00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:02,840
啊啊啊

658
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,740
你好想

659
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:04,460
你

660
00:24:04,460 --> 00:24:06,440
要不还是给前女友打电话吧

661
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,150
你要是身上发烧呢

662
00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:10,040
你就去给前女友打电话

663
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,620
别在直播间发癫好吧

664
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:15,740
主播能向大家表演那个经典俗语

665
00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:17,390
瞎猫碰见什么

666
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:18,290
早上好

667
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,240
群星百事

668
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,500
三星不列全消

669
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,370
这几天好像都没看到你了

670
00:24:22,465 --> 00:24:25,310
别那编了是别那编了

671
00:24:25,310 --> 00:24:25,790
小猫

672
00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:27,050
我对你非常入脑

673
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:29,870
但你还是叠叠和麻麻的大勾勾啊

674
00:24:29,870 --> 00:24:31,430
你对我入脑

675
00:24:31,430 --> 00:24:33,770
那我只能建议你把脑子切了

676
00:24:33,770 --> 00:24:35,330
那我还能建议你怎么样呢

677
00:24:35,330 --> 00:24:37,130
那那做个手术吧

678
00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:38,620
去医院看看吧

679
00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:40,370
小猫很担心

680
00:24:40,370 --> 00:24:42,530
谢谢奈亚的工具人

681
00:24:42,530 --> 00:24:44,630
谢谢工具人的这个好耶

682
00:24:44,630 --> 00:24:46,460
谢谢打call和四个牛蛙

683
00:24:46,460 --> 00:24:47,420
感谢支持

684
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:48,170
获得奖励

685
00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:53,420
卡豆表演那个瞎猫碰见死耗子是吧

686
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:55,700
这边的死耗子很少的

687
00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:58,380
这边死的多半是鸟

688
00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,000
浣熊松鼠

689
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,440
还有鹅很小的那种

690
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,580
毛都没长齐的

691
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:07,130
因为大鹅的话没有什么东西能杀害它

692
00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,480
大鹅死不掉

693
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,970
小鹅的话有一些不太懂事的

694
00:25:10,970 --> 00:25:12,230
因为他太矮了

695
00:25:12,230 --> 00:25:14,260
他嘎嘎嘎嘎的走在路上

696
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:16,240
不像那个大鹅脖子长

697
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:19,190
车就能看到大鹅就会停下

698
00:25:19,190 --> 00:25:21,350
但小额的话它它太小了

699
00:25:21,350 --> 00:25:22,670
有的时候车就会压死

700
00:25:22,670 --> 00:25:23,030
它

701
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:28,460
打工人圣诞怎么过的

702
00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:31,910
沉香多半是噶掉了

703
00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:35,120
反正这边就是没有见到过死耗子

704
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,920
没有这种野生动物

705
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,200
很少见的

706
00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:40,180
换走着

707
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:45,680
看看鸟真变态真变态

708
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:49,940
在这边在里面公然暗示

709
00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:50,480
直播间

710
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:56,840
有各位南通有没有点有没有点矜持在身上啊

711
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,240
你到底有没有点矜持在身上啊

712
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,280
我服了

713
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,180
早上好

714
00:26:02,180 --> 00:26:02,960
谢君豪

715
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,420
主播不是见过后院的松鼠吗

716
00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:06,890
松鼠又不是老鼠啊

717
00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:08,720
松鼠跟老鼠不一样的

718
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,560
雪貂好像加拿大挺多人养的

719
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,320
我怕我一想把异想养雪貂

720
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,760
我就每天拔它的毛玩

721
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,180
不是听说仓鼠不是还有那个什么呃

722
00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:24,900
龙猫雪貂这些东西都是特别特别特别

723
00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:27,560
它一个毛孔能长好多好多毛啊

724
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,080
我能不能一个毛孔也长了好多毛啊

725
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,160
主播快要秃了

726
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,820
为什么人类的一个毛孔只能长一根头发呢

727
00:26:34,820 --> 00:26:36,860
能不能一个毛孔长十根啊

728
00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:38,510
这样主播一头秀发

729
00:26:38,510 --> 00:26:40,970
可以想怎么怎么祸害就怎么祸害

730
00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:42,230
不至于像现在一样

731
00:26:42,230 --> 00:26:46,140
每年都每年这点头发都都都用不过来

732
00:26:46,140 --> 00:26:46,800
你知道吧

733
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,080
欢迎回来

734
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,510
仍然吃早饭了吗

735
00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:56,050
嗯孤独感冒在在在干嘛干嘛

736
00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:58,730
你们没有这样的想法吗

737
00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:01,250
要是有这种好事的话

738
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:03,540
有这种好事的话对吧

739
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:05,100
这不是挺好的吗

740
00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:05,850
怎么了

741
00:27:05,850 --> 00:27:07,620
你们不想生发吗

742
00:27:07,620 --> 00:27:10,429
与其买什么生发的洗发水呀

743
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:13,369
然后什么生发的那个护发帽啊

744
00:27:13,369 --> 00:27:14,539
什么发膜呀

745
00:27:14,539 --> 00:27:16,249
这些东西弱爆了没

746
00:27:16,249 --> 00:27:17,830
有生物科技有用

747
00:27:17,949 --> 00:27:21,010
感觉不如生物科技一根毛

748
00:27:21,010 --> 00:27:22,190
人家在做饭

749
00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:23,930
这什么这什么喵

750
00:27:23,930 --> 00:27:25,370
你是什么

751
00:27:25,370 --> 00:27:27,470
伊藤润二世界观的人类吗

752
00:27:27,470 --> 00:27:28,300
不想吗

753
00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:29,530
诶不可以吗

754
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:31,600
谢谢此生本次的心动

755
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,860
盲盒的节俭寿带

756
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:36,590
和天才梦饭团的圣诞盲盒的平安国

757
00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:40,250
你今天是不是有什么百分百爆果的boss在身上啊

758
00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:45,240
饭团谢谢江上小白的打call念和当你爱的爱的

759
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,450
感谢支持哎

760
00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:49,040
伊藤润二世界观的话

761
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,420
难道不是说脑子想变聪明哦

762
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:55,220
之后就把脑子变得很大

763
00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,920
然后每次用脑脑袋都会变得更大

764
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,300
到自己发现的时候

765
00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:01,070
脑袋已经轻飘飘的

766
00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:04,510
变成了一个像气球一样的一个巨大的脑袋

767
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:07,550
之后慢慢的从脖子上脱离开来

768
00:28:07,550 --> 00:28:09,590
慢慢的飘向了城市上空

769
00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:11,000
因为气压越变越小

770
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,130
就怕等一下变成了美丽的烟花

771
00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:16,060
难道不应该是这样的吗

772
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:20,520
这这主播是恐怖故事专家好不好

773
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,680
不玩了

774
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,280
换个吧

775
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,940
换个玩这个这个这个感觉不如新春盲盒啊

776
00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:28,130
感觉新春盲盒爆率还好一点点

777
00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:30,190
谢谢沉香的剧粉色带

778
00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:33,490
感谢感谢这些毛孔堵塞

779
00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:36,600
煮饺子没有主播

780
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,770
上次吃饺子还是在冬至的时候

781
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:45,990
过两天那个什么过两天那个元旦的时候

782
00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:48,870
打算看看能不能在超市买点饺子皮

783
00:28:48,870 --> 00:28:52,150
然后自己做点那个家乡的特色饺子

784
00:28:52,150 --> 00:28:53,740
我不知道大家有没有吃过啊

785
00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:56,600
东北的拿白菜腌出来的酸菜

786
00:28:56,720 --> 00:29:00,140
跟呃炒熟了的鸡蛋包在一起

787
00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:04,050
酸菜鸡蛋馅的饺子是我们那边的特色

788
00:29:04,050 --> 00:29:06,240
自己家里面做的酸菜

789
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,340
然后用清水投洗两遍之后

790
00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:11,200
只留下微微的酸味

791
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,700
没有那种发酵的味道

792
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:16,070
非常的清爽脆嫩好吃

793
00:29:16,070 --> 00:29:18,290
如果我要是真的包了的话

794
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,780
到时候那个给大家拍照看了

795
00:29:20,780 --> 00:29:23,120
真的很好吃的一个毛孔

796
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,100
十根头发不会有密集恐惧症吗

797
00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:26,390
我又不拔它

798
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:28,130
我拔它干什么呀

799
00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:29,320
很全新

800
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:30,340
麻了个什么

801
00:29:30,340 --> 00:29:32,260
这手机端直播间好不熟悉

802
00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:34,240
你原来都是pc看我的

803
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,260
一共主播

804
00:29:35,260 --> 00:29:37,720
pc的观众只占1.3%诶

805
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,800
居然是1.3%

806
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,900
里面的一个

807
00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:42,240
之前可宝也说酸菜饺子好吃

808
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:42,720
对对对

809
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,220
他那条动态我还回来呢

810
00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:45,630
他问我吃的什么馅

811
00:29:45,630 --> 00:29:48,870
我说牛肉大葱的毛孔越来越大

812
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,640
这黑芝麻里滚着啊

813
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,910
工具人你不许说了

814
00:29:52,910 --> 00:29:55,190
我害怕不行不行不行不行不行

815
00:29:55,190 --> 00:29:56,270
工具人不许说话了

816
00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:58,670
工具人我受不了了

817
00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:01,340
东北这边吃罗宋汤嘛

818
00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:02,360
是呀

819
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,700
罗宋汤有两个做法

820
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:06,680
一个是俄罗斯那边的

821
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,060
就俄餐厅的

822
00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:11,260
另一边是呃上海的

823
00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,910
上海的那个罗宋汤

824
00:30:12,910 --> 00:30:16,030
我记得是要加火腿或者午餐肉的吧

825
00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:18,670
然后那个俄式的罗宋汤

826
00:30:18,670 --> 00:30:21,160
有的时候也叫小灌汤

827
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,750
小瓦罐汤

828
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:28,570
拿那个酥皮奶油酥皮封口之后揭开就是番茄味

829
00:30:28,570 --> 00:30:29,710
没那么重的罗宋汤

830
00:30:29,710 --> 00:30:30,610
我特别喜欢

831
00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:34,820
我喜欢捏真哈人别别说了

832
00:30:34,820 --> 00:30:36,440
工具人我要禁言你了

833
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,399
我受不了了

834
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,960
你这什么什么饺子

835
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,220
现在不是白菜猪肉

836
00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:41,540
白菜猪肉不好吃

837
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:42,860
白菜猪肉难吃

838
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:43,910
我不喜欢

839
00:30:43,995 --> 00:30:48,360
主要这边的猪肉不行啊

840
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,600
罗宋汤应该是俄罗斯那边的吧

841
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,260
应该是啊

842
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:55,659
但是上海有那个家家庭版的

843
00:30:55,659 --> 00:30:56,739
我也不知道为啥

844
00:30:56,739 --> 00:30:59,820
现在你去网上搜那个罗宋汤的菜谱

845
00:30:59,820 --> 00:31:01,500
好多都是什么

846
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:04,760
上海从小喝到大的家常菜

847
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,490
营销号标题就是这一道菜

848
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:10,140
上海人一定超熟悉啊

849
00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:12,930
我不间断的喝了20年

850
00:31:12,930 --> 00:31:17,760
然后一点开发现是那个包菜土豆洋葱西红柿

851
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,560
胡萝卜

852
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,200
午餐肉牛肉的罗宋汤啊

853
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,760
一看是这个对

854
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,660
今天我发现我上舰计划乱了

855
00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:27,160
我想等快递没有那么紧张

856
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,169
再考虑上舰什么情况

857
00:31:29,169 --> 00:31:30,039
结果没关

858
00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:31,419
续费没关系

859
00:31:31,419 --> 00:31:32,439
这个会比较慢的

860
00:31:32,439 --> 00:31:33,999
应该到1月的时候才能发

861
00:31:33,999 --> 00:31:34,860
但1月的话

862
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:38,400
1月跟12月的舰长礼物可能会暂时停一下

863
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:39,780
大家不是不是停一下

864
00:31:39,780 --> 00:31:40,980
就是快递可能停一下

865
00:31:40,980 --> 00:31:42,730
因为大家都知道国内过年嘛

866
00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:45,250
我忘了过年停快递这个事情了

867
00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:48,490
所以可能有一个月的舰长礼物要稍微停

868
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:50,960
那么呃就是延迟发货呀

869
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:51,800
但是延迟发货

870
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,570
大家应该在我直播间也很熟悉这个环节了

871
00:31:54,570 --> 00:31:58,200
所以嗯所以懂得都懂啊

872
00:31:58,200 --> 00:31:59,580
酸菜饺子好吃的

873
00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:00,960
那边猪肉是不是不放血

874
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,390
对那个猪它是呃怎么说

875
00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:05,980
遵循人道主义

876
00:32:05,980 --> 00:32:08,650
他不放学也不会不会噶掉

877
00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:12,300
就这样子嗯早上好

878
00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:15,320
恒泰哦哈哟最新消息

879
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:16,700
国内今年快递不停

880
00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:18,560
真的那就那就还发

881
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,750
但是厂家会停工的吧

882
00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:22,600
厂家不会不过年吧

883
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,640
今年为啥快递不停了呀

884
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,690
不放假了吗

885
00:32:25,690 --> 00:32:27,340
谢谢罗志祥的小花

886
00:32:27,340 --> 00:32:28,000
感谢支持

887
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,680
东北是不是有好多俄罗斯风格的菜

888
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:31,400
呃

889
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:32,990
要看在哪里吧

890
00:32:32,990 --> 00:32:36,080
起码就是主播怎么说呢

891
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,300
呃有好多韩餐店啊

892
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,360
还有俄罗斯的

893
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,810
就是临近的这几个国家都挺多的

894
00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:47,450
很多时候你去那个楼下的那种

895
00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:50,920
卖卖这个便利店吧

896
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,360
就是卖十杂

897
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,800
就是食品杂货

898
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,900
这些小店里面可能还会有什么俄罗斯的糖

899
00:32:56,900 --> 00:32:58,970
俄罗斯的面粉啊之类的

900
00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:01,000
这都是有可能的嗯

901
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:05,040
怎么大家都在申请连麦呀

902
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,620
我把这功能先关掉吧

903
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,800
我把这功能先关掉吧

904
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,740
误触有点太太容易误触了

905
00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:14,320
先把它关了嗯

906
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,880
主播是东北夹子吗

907
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,400
东北夹子说话是那种是那种

908
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,480
就是说话的时候很豪放

909
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,310
唱歌的时候很可爱的

910
00:33:24,310 --> 00:33:25,300
懂不懂

911
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,860
罗宋汤

912
00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:29,240
就像海南鸡饭一下

913
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,180
俄罗斯只有红菜汤

914
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,840
海南鸡饭是什么饭啊

915
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,200
主播没吃过

916
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,620
你们公司附近的顺丰快递员说

917
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:41,840
春节就放30和初一两天

918
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:42,980
那挺好的呀

919
00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:43,820
啊不对

920
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:44,810
不太好

921
00:33:44,810 --> 00:33:46,160
对他来说不太好

922
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,440
但是对大家想买东西的人来说挺好的

923
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,970
不用提前囤货了

924
00:33:49,970 --> 00:33:53,060
以前每年过年的时候都特别想买东西啊

925
00:33:53,060 --> 00:33:55,610
就像我每次想出门逛街的时候

926
00:33:55,610 --> 00:33:57,170
要么就是加拿大感恩节

927
00:33:57,170 --> 00:33:58,900
要么就是加拿大国庆节

928
00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:00,640
要么就加拿大圣诞节啊

929
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,680
这几个节日都有好多商店都放假

930
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,700
你走在街上

931
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:11,500
就像是像是这个进入了一个被人类文明抛弃的

932
00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,540
一个城市的遗迹废墟一样

933
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,590
就这种感觉啊

934
00:34:14,590 --> 00:34:15,280
早上好

935
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:15,880
星之猪

936
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,719
昨天有没有赚到大米呢

937
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,119
谢谢一只路过的xy的灯牌

938
00:34:20,119 --> 00:34:22,519
感谢支持你

939
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:25,159
印象里只有韩泡菜和寿司都有啊

940
00:34:25,159 --> 00:34:28,930
但这边的话应该算紫菜包饭会多一点

941
00:34:28,930 --> 00:34:30,730
这边不像寿司寿司

942
00:34:30,730 --> 00:34:33,819
我看好多人指的是军舰首卷之类的

943
00:34:33,819 --> 00:34:36,899
这边那个最多算紫菜包饭吧

944
00:34:36,899 --> 00:34:40,679
幻灯一就是说海南根本没有海南鸡饭

945
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,569
正宗的海南鸡饭在东南亚

946
00:34:42,569 --> 00:34:43,859
他是不是有蘸酱

947
00:34:43,859 --> 00:34:44,969
有红的绿的

948
00:34:44,969 --> 00:34:46,919
还有一个什么汁儿的那个蘸酱

949
00:34:46,919 --> 00:34:47,849
要是是的话

950
00:34:47,849 --> 00:34:49,300
我好像吃过

951
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:52,770
拿那个机油跟白切鸡弄出来的那种发

952
00:34:52,770 --> 00:34:53,910
是这样的吗

953
00:34:53,910 --> 00:34:54,990
昨天转了

954
00:34:54,990 --> 00:34:55,800
你好诶

955
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,050
恭喜恭喜延边

956
00:34:58,050 --> 00:35:00,220
不是的交界嘛

957
00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:02,710
所以有好多那边的吃的也很正常呀

958
00:35:02,710 --> 00:35:04,300
能来点东北话吗

959
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:06,100
得得整点那个台词给我

960
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:06,610
我不行

961
00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:08,000
我我记不住

962
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,140
我记不住

963
00:35:10,580 --> 00:35:13,760
谢谢两仪式的情书和情书呢

964
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,369
谢谢呃呃呃呃

965
00:35:16,369 --> 00:35:17,359
谢谢群星

966
00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:19,279
本市的闪耀盲盒的疯狂心动

967
00:35:19,279 --> 00:35:20,839
谢谢梁氏的五个情书

968
00:35:20,839 --> 00:35:22,099
我超大米

969
00:35:22,099 --> 00:35:23,820
谢谢五连胜

970
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,630
群星永远都是这么的

971
00:35:26,630 --> 00:35:28,580
在最后一秒钟无所谓

972
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:29,420
群星会出手

973
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:32,280
就是这种这种压点超准啊

974
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,240
我已经观察了

975
00:35:33,240 --> 00:35:35,100
基本上你没有压不上的点

976
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:38,100
2289压点压点最强人啊

977
00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:39,600
谢谢陈星的

978
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,520
想要盲盒的疯狂心动念

979
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,740
谢谢蓝色的五封情书后逗你

980
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:44,790
阿里嘎多

981
00:35:44,790 --> 00:35:47,760
蓝色蓝色那个考完试怎么样啊

982
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,040
我没敢问你上次来

983
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,840
我没敢问你觉得怎么样啊

984
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:55,710
为了20级烟人牌子完美好吧

985
00:35:55,710 --> 00:35:59,910
主播主播主播主播是你第一个20级牌子吗

986
00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:01,160
猫猫来首

987
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,870
鹅鹅是什么东西啊

988
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:04,160
鹅鹅鹅是什么

989
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,300
可以上炕文学吗

990
00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:07,860
就是大年30

991
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:13,880
你心爱的女孩子把你呃带到他的老家村子里面

992
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,110
一起过年

993
00:36:15,110 --> 00:36:17,360
你们从高铁换到绿皮火车

994
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:18,640
换到大巴

995
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:21,880
换到村里边的那个冬天没那个坐垫

996
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:25,260
都冰屁股的小三轮到了家里边村口啊

997
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:28,020
然后这个这个他的爸爸妈妈来迎接你

998
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,000
然后热情的拉着你的手说

999
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:34,830
哇来来来这个这个这个这个哈哈哈哈哎呀

1000
00:36:34,830 --> 00:36:36,510
这个准备了好多好吃的

1001
00:36:36,510 --> 00:36:37,650
然后吃完饭之后

1002
00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:41,570
然后你们就盘腿坐在炕上闲话加强

1003
00:36:41,570 --> 00:36:43,200
然后一边嗑花生

1004
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,400
一边吃瓜子

1005
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,600
是这种这种感觉

1006
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,180
是不是稳的一批

1007
00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:51,380
真的真的真的那沾沾沾喜气啊

1008
00:36:51,380 --> 00:36:53,460
主播主播以后声言

1009
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:56,100
希望也像俩是一样顺顺利利呀

1010
00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:57,600
来是很努力的

1011
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,680
两人是努力的

1012
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,320
他那个那个这么喜欢新律动

1013
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,840
他的这个心律动高能时刻都不剪了

1014
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:08,659
然后就专专心搞这个应该应该考上

1015
00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:11,610
祝所有这个呃主播熟悉的主播

1016
00:37:11,610 --> 00:37:12,750
不熟悉的页岩人

1017
00:37:12,750 --> 00:37:15,720
看过主播直播的页岩人今年都考得上捏

1018
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,820
你养了好了就摁咳嗽

1019
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:21,060
大概要咳个俩月一个月左右吧

1020
00:37:21,060 --> 00:37:22,260
你看我现在一激动

1021
00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:25,190
有的时候有的时候我还咳呢

1022
00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:26,240
这很正常啊

1023
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:26,840
很正常

1024
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:27,920
别别太害怕

1025
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:28,899
别害怕

1026
00:37:28,899 --> 00:37:32,500
我现在每天就是我下播之后都固定了

1027
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,960
找那个我妈妈就说一会话

1028
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,070
我怕她害怕

1029
00:37:36,070 --> 00:37:38,080
但他好像也没有特别害怕

1030
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,840
我怕她怕那个什么

1031
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,620
我怕我怕他那个

1032
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:47,680
害怕他那个他自己就有点痒了

1033
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:48,280
你知道吧

1034
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,359
主播咳嗽的时间是我的问题

1035
00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:54,179
扬了之后好了很难好的

1036
00:37:54,179 --> 00:37:55,139
好不好呀

1037
00:37:55,139 --> 00:37:58,079
扬了之后就是就转业了之后开始咳

1038
00:37:58,079 --> 00:37:59,980
但是很难好的

1039
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,140
怎么能这么说呢

1040
00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:04,040
你两天就没了

1041
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,180
那那也是这样吗

1042
00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:08,980
那可能主播就是那个矮的小猫小马过河

1043
00:38:08,980 --> 00:38:11,500
主播就田忌赛马里面那个下等马

1044
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,000
可能有些人他是上等马

1045
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,260
他好的比较快

1046
00:38:14,260 --> 00:38:17,800
呵呵主播比较下等马

1047
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,310
哎我服了

1048
00:38:19,310 --> 00:38:21,650
你上周四早上刚买的游戏

1049
00:38:21,650 --> 00:38:22,430
下午就凉了

1050
00:38:22,430 --> 00:38:24,890
游戏都没捧热乎

1051
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,810
还有力气玩游戏吗

1052
00:38:27,810 --> 00:38:29,340
你还好你还好吗

1053
00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:30,120
现在好了吗

1054
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,960
今天周几啊

1055
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,360
今天今天是不是周一啊

1056
00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:36,960
你爹三周目都结束了

1057
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,100
你要小心啊

1058
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,510
你能不能小心点这个什么呀

1059
00:38:40,510 --> 00:38:43,750
反复反复阳的可能会有一些问题啊

1060
00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:47,230
莫瑶姬的这个彻底转阴之后去医院看看吧

1061
00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:50,800
我推荐去医院看看肺测测血氧啥的

1062
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,279
周二啊

1063
00:38:52,279 --> 00:38:53,659
我国内周二了

1064
00:38:53,659 --> 00:38:56,449
国内周二养了三天

1065
00:38:56,449 --> 00:38:57,529
感觉良好

1066
00:38:57,529 --> 00:38:58,939
恢复好了就好

1067
00:38:58,939 --> 00:39:00,559
然然身体还好嘛

1068
00:39:00,559 --> 00:39:06,160
说起来之前之前听说那个那边好像比较严重

1069
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,560
然后还挺惦记在北京了

1070
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,340
大家的

1071
00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:10,990
但是大家没来

1072
00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:11,830
我直播间

1073
00:39:11,830 --> 00:39:14,650
我也我也我怕我怕我不好意思问

1074
00:39:14,650 --> 00:39:16,660
我比较我比较社恐

1075
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:18,010
人人还好吗

1076
00:39:19,130 --> 00:39:20,920
你啊

1077
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,910
什么情况

1078
00:39:23,950 --> 00:39:27,310
你你也辛苦了辛苦了

1079
00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:30,660
我前段时间给家里面买的那个什么

1080
00:39:30,660 --> 00:39:32,400
买的那个康师傅

1081
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,360
不是什么康师傅

1082
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,310
农夫山泉的维生素水

1083
00:39:35,310 --> 00:39:38,670
还有那个宝矿力宝矿力水

1084
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:39,330
特是吧

1085
00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:40,470
买的这个东西

1086
00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:43,220
结果我今天发现宝矿力断货了

1087
00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:46,160
现在就是但凡是哪个东西

1088
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,760
说可以在阳的时候身体好一点啊

1089
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,760
或者说就是呃有一些防范的作用啊

1090
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,940
然后有什么觉得可以加强抵抗力啊

1091
00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:57,710
这些东西都卖的巨好

1092
00:39:57,710 --> 00:39:58,310
你知道吧

1093
00:39:58,310 --> 00:40:01,130
就月销量都是几万几10万

1094
00:40:01,130 --> 00:40:03,060
真的真的哎呦

1095
00:40:03,060 --> 00:40:05,250
现在感觉真的太严重了

1096
00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:07,140
我超我我啊

1097
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,240
啊那你你上次好了

1098
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,699
这次又啊早早日康复

1099
00:40:18,699 --> 00:40:19,959
还有早日康复

1100
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,779
很抱歉听到这个对不起

1101
00:40:24,519 --> 00:40:25,119
很细致

1102
00:40:25,119 --> 00:40:26,960
很今天不是打过猫了吗

1103
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:27,700
谢志宏

1104
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:29,020
很少有打过猫

1105
00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:32,960
然后星期我还来我直播间看我的时候也还好

1106
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:33,680
还好还好

1107
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:38,300
希望希望希望希望希望希望希望一直都

1108
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,520
我公司现在全扬了

1109
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,260
现在就剩我一个了

1110
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:45,950
那你你一个人去公司上班啊

1111
00:40:45,950 --> 00:40:48,740
你要不然拿那个热水泡一下温度计

1112
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,640
你也跟老板请个假吧

1113
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,640
大家有没有带薪病假没用完的呀

1114
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,180
感觉要是有带薪病假没用完的

1115
00:40:56,180 --> 00:40:57,500
现在可以用一下了

1116
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:00,670
真的因为那个今年也快结束了吗

1117
00:41:00,670 --> 00:41:01,750
还剩五天了

1118
00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,490
大家有带薪病假没用完了

1119
00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:04,780
赶快用一下吧

1120
00:41:08,959 --> 00:41:12,009
还是要优先注意身体啊

1121
00:41:12,009 --> 00:41:14,510
嗯辛苦了辛苦了

1122
00:41:14,510 --> 00:41:16,460
打龙是什么呀

1123
00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,690
打错东西了

1124
00:41:17,690 --> 00:41:20,420
斗鱼打龙是什么啊

1125
00:41:20,420 --> 00:41:21,800
喂喂看得见吗

1126
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,080
早思春

1127
00:41:24,939 --> 00:41:28,619
爹在呢在呢热水泡温度计是吧

1128
00:41:28,619 --> 00:41:30,119
这是紫霞教我的

1129
00:41:30,119 --> 00:41:33,950
紫霞教我紫霞教我说他请病假的时候

1130
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:37,220
然后公司要看那个测温

1131
00:41:37,299 --> 00:41:41,139
然后他就想请这个抗原测不出来

1132
00:41:41,139 --> 00:41:42,430
核酸做得又慢

1133
00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:44,410
他就拿热水泡温度计

1134
00:41:44,410 --> 00:41:46,630
泡完病假条下来了之后

1135
00:41:46,630 --> 00:41:48,430
那个核酸结果也出来了

1136
00:41:48,430 --> 00:41:50,590
然后他人都快好了之后

1137
00:41:50,590 --> 00:41:54,080
这个不知道哪个地方发短信提示

1138
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,380
他说您的抗原呈阳性

1139
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,000
希望你好好居家

1140
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:58,780
好好隔离

1141
00:41:58,780 --> 00:41:59,800
但是他已经快好了

1142
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,100
给他气的够呛

1143
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:05,620
怎么还有打龙啊

1144
00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:06,440
怎么

1145
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:11,050
你嗓子肿了三天了

1146
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:11,980
嗓子不疼

1147
00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:13,140
也不咳嗽

1148
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,160
嗓子肿还不疼吗

1149
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,240
你体质真的好好

1150
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:19,520
我好羡慕我嗓子基本上都没肿

1151
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,500
然后就就会开始疼

1152
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:26,100
其实我今天起来感觉有一点点就是上上腔

1153
00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:28,990
上口腔里面稍微有一点点点疼

1154
00:42:28,990 --> 00:42:30,790
但是我又不太确定

1155
00:42:30,790 --> 00:42:33,190
我不知道是那个感冒了

1156
00:42:33,190 --> 00:42:34,270
吹到风了

1157
00:42:34,270 --> 00:42:37,080
还是就是洗澡的时候吧

1158
00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:41,409
没注意擦干头发还是什么什么之类的

1159
00:42:41,409 --> 00:42:43,980
反正感觉好好害怕呀

1160
00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:46,060
昨天我去看电影的时候

1161
00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:47,590
电影院是满场

1162
00:42:47,590 --> 00:42:49,000
然后没人戴口罩

1163
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,140
我心想没人戴口罩

1164
00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:51,040
大家都不戴

1165
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,320
那我戴了是不是有点太诡异了

1166
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:59,330
然后我就我就我就哎这个哎呦

1167
00:42:59,330 --> 00:43:00,950
反正我也没带呀

1168
00:43:00,950 --> 00:43:02,570
之后之后现在回想一下

1169
00:43:02,570 --> 00:43:03,410
有点怕了

1170
00:43:03,410 --> 00:43:07,690
有点小怕小心温度水温过高

1171
00:43:07,690 --> 00:43:09,220
把热水温度计泡爆

1172
00:43:10,259 --> 00:43:11,939
46度是吧

1173
00:43:11,939 --> 00:43:13,439
测体温测46度

1174
00:43:13,439 --> 00:43:14,579
烧了三个小时

1175
00:43:14,579 --> 00:43:17,730
这就是为什么温度计带给我的自信呀

1176
00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:19,110
打玉涛女士

1177
00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:20,670
你也挺抽象的

1178
00:43:20,670 --> 00:43:21,600
没想到啊

1179
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,790
如果你是也好

1180
00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:26,900
就吃饭喝水没感觉

1181
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:28,400
就是感觉扁桃体肿了

1182
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,240
那挺好的

1183
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,680
谢谢群星本次的信息

1184
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,660
盲盒的围炉煮茶红豆泥

1185
00:43:32,660 --> 00:43:33,740
阿里嘎多

1186
00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:35,260
谢谢谢谢啊

1187
00:43:36,099 --> 00:43:40,019
今天是不是开这两个盒子都会亏啊

1188
00:43:40,019 --> 00:43:40,799
心好痛啊

1189
00:43:40,799 --> 00:43:42,239
我的心好卵痛啊

1190
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:43,360
怎么这么快

1191
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,680
现在就是很后悔

1192
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,210
非常后悔嗯

1193
00:43:47,210 --> 00:43:50,260
我是你对

1194
00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:50,920
很后悔

1195
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,770
大家真的非常后悔

1196
00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:55,050
米娅米娅接受采访表示

1197
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,250
这个二进宫

1198
00:43:56,250 --> 00:44:00,060
就是因为圣诞夜当晚看三个小时的阿凡达

1199
00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:04,859
咳咳我怀疑这是跟昨天好像是没太喝水

1200
00:44:04,859 --> 00:44:06,299
可能也有关系吧

1201
00:44:06,299 --> 00:44:08,529
应该应该没什么大

1202
00:44:08,529 --> 00:44:09,849
应该没什么大事

1203
00:44:09,849 --> 00:44:12,429
最近已经很久没有看到说周围哪个朋友

1204
00:44:12,429 --> 00:44:14,880
然后又又扬了的

1205
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:16,560
应该没什么大事了

1206
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,580
咱们实话实说

1207
00:44:17,580 --> 00:44:19,140
我味觉有些失灵了

1208
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:21,220
喝盐糖水喝不出来味

1209
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,920
他们说拿那个火烤一下

1210
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:24,940
橙子

1211
00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:28,060
烤完了之后把它什么捣碎

1212
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:29,890
然后跟什么东西一起吃

1213
00:44:29,890 --> 00:44:30,760
我忘记了

1214
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,280
反正吃完这个之后味觉就恢复了

1215
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,710
但我推荐大家不要用这种这种奇怪的办法

1216
00:44:36,710 --> 00:44:38,030
强行去刺激他啊

1217
00:44:38,030 --> 00:44:39,370
就稍微等等吧

1218
00:44:39,370 --> 00:44:42,190
这个后遗症目前来看不是永久的

1219
00:44:42,190 --> 00:44:44,010
应该没有太大的

1220
00:44:44,010 --> 00:44:45,810
应该没什么太大的问题

1221
00:44:45,810 --> 00:44:47,490
好后悔给燕子上舰啊

1222
00:44:47,490 --> 00:44:50,279
早知道冲原神了

1223
00:44:50,499 --> 00:44:53,950
主播在你的心里还不如原神是吧

1224
00:44:54,104 --> 00:44:55,930
在沙发上

1225
00:44:55,930 --> 00:44:59,170
人家是不知原神主播是不如原神

1226
00:44:59,170 --> 00:45:00,490
我真是服了

1227
00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:02,020
感觉美颜哎呦

1228
00:45:02,419 --> 00:45:05,719
明天跟你跟你跟你2年的交情

1229
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,099
跟你认识了2年

1230
00:45:07,099 --> 00:45:09,739
在你心里后悔给我上舰

1231
00:45:09,739 --> 00:45:11,100
不如充原死了

1232
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:11,960
我受不了了

1233
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,840
阿凡达一拖四真没人看

1234
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,100
不是说国内本来预期票房是10亿吗

1235
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:22,000
现在才几亿

1236
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:22,840
才3亿

1237
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:23,860
4亿

1238
00:45:23,860 --> 00:45:25,600
好像不是很多呀

1239
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,540
现在那个电影票房吧

1240
00:45:27,540 --> 00:45:31,820
阿凡达孝子跟那个阿凡达黑子正在世纪大战

1241
00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:33,140
如果非常闲的话

1242
00:45:33,140 --> 00:45:34,880
可以去看一看啊

1243
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,279
这个世纪大战还是挺精彩的

1244
00:45:37,279 --> 00:45:41,480
就有人在那个这个这个这个这个这个吧

1245
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,460
里面发一个说哎呀流浪地球

1246
00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:46,130
因为害怕阿凡达临时撤档

1247
00:45:46,130 --> 00:45:47,180
撤到了春节

1248
00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:48,770
什么阿凡达无敌

1249
00:45:48,770 --> 00:45:50,690
结果下面第二楼就有人扒出了

1250
00:45:50,690 --> 00:45:51,890
这个人的发帖记录

1251
00:45:51,890 --> 00:45:52,490
都是什么

1252
00:45:52,490 --> 00:45:52,850
什么

1253
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:53,390
阿凡达

1254
00:45:53,390 --> 00:45:57,410
能不能打破世界票房的这个这个新纪录啊

1255
00:45:57,410 --> 00:46:00,400
什么阿凡达导演什么什么特别厉害

1256
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,900
然后历历功勋

1257
00:46:01,900 --> 00:46:03,060
10年磨一剑

1258
00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:05,700
什么那个阿凡达的这个票房

1259
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:07,080
就上映之后不太理想

1260
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,200
一次是跟这个大家的健康状况有关系啊

1261
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,040
这个经济有点缩水了

1262
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,580
这个3亿的这个票房

1263
00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:15,860
相当于这个疫情之前15亿吧

1264
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:17,000
感觉还是很满意的

1265
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:17,600
什么之类的

1266
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,880
然后下面就开始互查成分了

1267
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,630
只能说查成分扣帽子决定屁股这些东西

1268
00:46:23,630 --> 00:46:26,630
无论是高龄的互联网还是低龄的互联网

1269
00:46:26,630 --> 00:46:29,720
从八岁到88岁都是非常有效的

1270
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:32,420
不管是二次元的圈子还是三次元的圈子

1271
00:46:32,420 --> 00:46:35,060
大家永远都在看这些事情啊

1272
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:37,390
就这种这种这种这种环节

1273
00:46:37,390 --> 00:46:40,240
还是非常的非常的那什么的

1274
00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:43,769
哈哈猫猫哪有老婆好看

1275
00:46:43,769 --> 00:46:44,519
哪有啊

1276
00:46:44,519 --> 00:46:46,829
哎呦这就是原神带给你的自信

1277
00:46:46,829 --> 00:46:48,630
不要啊不要哎呦

1278
00:46:48,630 --> 00:46:49,470
我服了

1279
00:46:49,470 --> 00:46:51,090
阿凡达尔能看就是不值

1280
00:46:51,090 --> 00:46:52,050
票价太贵了

1281
00:46:52,050 --> 00:46:53,670
我们票好像不是很贵啊

1282
00:46:53,670 --> 00:46:55,830
我们好像是几多少

1283
00:46:55,830 --> 00:46:56,160
十

1284
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,510
十来刀一张吧

1285
00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:58,470
十来刀一张

1286
00:46:58,470 --> 00:47:00,000
然后还有那个椅子

1287
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,950
我好喜欢这边电影院的椅子啊

1288
00:47:01,950 --> 00:47:03,150
这边电影院的椅子

1289
00:47:03,150 --> 00:47:07,580
可以把那个就类似于呃国内航线

1290
00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:09,140
飞机的那个商务舱一样

1291
00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:10,880
可以把那个脚抬起来

1292
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,960
然后整个人陷在沙发里面

1293
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,420
我发现我坐在那个电影院的椅子里面

1294
00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:16,860
那个屏幕黑下来

1295
00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:17,910
然后又亮起来

1296
00:47:17,910 --> 00:47:19,380
开始放片头的时候

1297
00:47:19,380 --> 00:47:21,649
我心里想着的居然是哇

1298
00:47:21,649 --> 00:47:24,850
要是有这么一把椅子坐着直播对吧

1299
00:47:24,850 --> 00:47:28,180
主播应该就不会每天坐三个小时

1300
00:47:28,180 --> 00:47:29,140
腰酸背痛

1301
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:31,150
起码也能播四小时吧

1302
00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:32,410
就这么一把椅子

1303
00:47:32,410 --> 00:47:34,660
主播直播多久才能买得起呢

1304
00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:36,190
感觉还是挺贵的

1305
00:47:36,190 --> 00:47:38,480
这不会一把要要四五千吧

1306
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,460
嗯然后我就发现我没救了

1307
00:47:40,460 --> 00:47:42,380
主播真的干什么都在想着直播

1308
00:47:42,380 --> 00:47:43,400
真真没救了

1309
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,060
真没救了

1310
00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:47,500
这就是谢谢艾梦的粉丝团灯牌

1311
00:47:48,219 --> 00:47:50,879
爱梦不是给我开了一个圣诞木马

1312
00:47:50,879 --> 00:47:52,379
为什么不是粉丝团成员啊

1313
00:47:52,379 --> 00:47:53,580
这么不智能啊

1314
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,120
3亿相当于30亿经典

1315
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,730
什么人一岁相当于狗七岁是吧

1316
00:47:59,730 --> 00:48:02,610
不对人七岁相当于狗一岁啊

1317
00:48:02,610 --> 00:48:05,550
所以说3亿票房相当于30亿是很正常的

1318
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:08,300
嗯主播看懂剧情了吗

1319
00:48:08,300 --> 00:48:12,460
主播在前一个小时分不清那些小小蓝人

1320
00:48:12,460 --> 00:48:13,450
哪个是爹

1321
00:48:13,450 --> 00:48:14,440
哪个是儿子

1322
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,690
这些人长得看不出来年龄啊

1323
00:48:16,690 --> 00:48:18,640
最后我发现那个身材比较好的

1324
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,640
好像是辈分最高的呀

1325
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,340
发现跟他关系比较好的那个应该是他老婆

1326
00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:25,710
然后我发现原来这是一个家庭啊

1327
00:48:25,710 --> 00:48:26,820
才看出来

1328
00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:29,910
直到最后我看那个影评

1329
00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:32,700
我才知道那个可以沟通自然的女的

1330
00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:34,020
不是他们的亲生女儿

1331
00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,220
原来是他们的养女

1332
00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:36,760
我还以为是亲生的

1333
00:48:37,020 --> 00:48:38,280
原来有好多啊

1334
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,720
来到这个直播间就要回家了呀

1335
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,660
我服了

1336
00:48:42,660 --> 00:48:44,790
真的四五千不止这么贵啊

1337
00:48:44,790 --> 00:48:45,930
这么贵啊

1338
00:48:45,930 --> 00:48:50,029
有老头给主播买一把什么主播也弄个愿望单

1339
00:48:50,029 --> 00:48:52,129
经典传统日v时代啊

1340
00:48:52,129 --> 00:48:56,340
我们我们学到传统日v时代的这个饭盒啊

1341
00:48:56,340 --> 00:48:57,660
亚马逊愿望单

1342
00:48:57,660 --> 00:48:59,460
再加上什么三板斧啊

1343
00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:02,260
再加上那个那个那个那个三板斧

1344
00:49:02,260 --> 00:49:03,760
我们就开个愿望单

1345
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,280
然后主播往愿望单里面塞什么呢

1346
00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:08,580
塞点橙子

1347
00:49:08,580 --> 00:49:09,840
塞点奶糖

1348
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,730
再塞一把椅子

1349
00:49:11,730 --> 00:49:15,630
塞一把塞一把那个那个什么椅子进去啊

1350
00:49:15,630 --> 00:49:17,720
我室友今天还给我发消息呢

1351
00:49:17,720 --> 00:49:18,980
我在睡觉的时候

1352
00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:21,440
他给我发消息说那个什么

1353
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,620
谢谢饭团的七彩锦鲤

1354
00:49:24,620 --> 00:49:25,460
感谢支持

1355
00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:27,860
谢谢天才梦饭团和多尼阿里嘎

1356
00:49:27,860 --> 00:49:28,100
多

1357
00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:28,640
谢谢喜

1358
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,530
盲盒来点饭盒

1359
00:49:31,530 --> 00:49:33,000
饭盒能产出什么呀

1360
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,620
他们不都卖音声吗

1361
00:49:34,620 --> 00:49:35,640
我不能卖音声啊

1362
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:36,810
我卖什么音声啊

1363
00:49:36,810 --> 00:49:38,010
米烟米呀

1364
00:49:38,010 --> 00:49:41,770
后院追逐松鼠五分钟珍贵实录

1365
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:42,910
特此声明

1366
00:49:42,910 --> 00:49:44,050
这不是跑步

1367
00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:45,160
这不是演习

1368
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:46,900
真正的追逐松鼠

1369
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:48,580
真正的清仓甩卖

1370
00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:50,980
只要月费660日元

1371
00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:52,090
买不了吃亏

1372
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:53,830
买不了上当呃

1373
00:49:53,830 --> 00:49:57,460
升级到怎么1888日元的饭盒

1374
00:49:57,460 --> 00:50:00,180
还有这个还有什么相送

1375
00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:04,080
还有松鼠吱哇乱叫的亲切音声相送

1376
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,460
好吧哈哈

1377
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:06,940
感觉还挺不错的

1378
00:50:06,940 --> 00:50:09,380
嗯猫猫开个愿望单

1379
00:50:09,380 --> 00:50:11,420
我要和猫猫的愿望单地址

1380
00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:12,260
很害怕呀

1381
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:15,940
大家有太多从事从事相关职业的观众了

1382
00:50:15,940 --> 00:50:16,960
我真的很害怕

1383
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,210
你们会不会就能够通过什么愿望

1384
00:50:20,210 --> 00:50:23,290
单反向把我这个这个地址给合出来

1385
00:50:23,290 --> 00:50:25,750
甚至我都不敢不敢什么

1386
00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:28,440
不敢暴露我的这个银行卡呀

1387
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,260
因为我们直播间有在那个加拿大

1388
00:50:31,260 --> 00:50:32,700
就是我开银行卡的

1389
00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:36,340
这个这个这个银行内部工作的

1390
00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:39,970
我怕他真的能查到我的账单寄到什么地方

1391
00:50:39,970 --> 00:50:41,170
好恐怖啊

1392
00:50:41,170 --> 00:50:42,560
大家好恐怖啊

1393
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,120
新纸币拉满了

1394
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,560
昨天我去电影院的时候

1395
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:49,020
本来想拍一个阿凡达的那个爆米花桶

1396
00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:49,740
给大家看的

1397
00:50:49,740 --> 00:50:51,120
因为那个桶是金子做的

1398
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,750
卧槽一个塑料桶要15刀

1399
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,370
我本来想给大家拍拍桶的

1400
00:50:55,370 --> 00:50:57,300
结果发现那个桶太光滑了

1401
00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:59,640
它可能会拍出来一些反光啊

1402
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,350
虽然这个反光在这个桶的湖面啊

1403
00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:03,880
还有凹凸之下

1404
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,520
基本上就是一坨糊糊的马赛克

1405
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,380
但我还是谨慎的收手了

1406
00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:10,180
我室友看着我犹豫不决的样子

1407
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:10,780
说没事

1408
00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:12,280
反光看不到脸的

1409
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,480
怎么能看到脸呢

1410
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,330
我说你不要低估网友闲的程度啊

1411
00:51:16,330 --> 00:51:17,770
网友是很闲的

1412
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:21,280
这个观众是观众是很闲的

1413
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:25,400
万一他他真的真的拿什么软件把我还原出来了

1414
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,260
发现我长得跟林忆宁一个样子

1415
00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:27,560
怎么办

1416
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,840
那就完蛋了

1417
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,600
我们烟人主打一个无所不能啊

1418
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:32,260
很害怕

1419
00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:34,360
但是害怕心之壁拉满了

1420
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:34,720
主播

1421
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:37,210
狠狠的把心之壁抬得很高啊

1422
00:51:37,210 --> 00:51:39,580
很然然煮好了

1423
00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:40,570
煮好了面

1424
00:51:40,570 --> 00:51:41,980
怕被大伙发现

1425
00:51:41,980 --> 00:51:45,899
主播是一坨答辩主播先先手处理一下好吧

1426
00:51:45,899 --> 00:51:48,580
主播能不能先手处理一下

1427
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,100
先手处理一下

1428
00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:53,890
先把那个扭曲之后的这个甲和披在上面

1429
00:51:53,890 --> 00:51:56,710
先把扭曲之后的甲和调整一下透明度

1430
00:51:56,710 --> 00:51:57,250
p在上面

1431
00:51:57,250 --> 00:52:02,290
找一个专业人士跟烟烟人上演碟中碟中碟中谍

1432
00:52:02,290 --> 00:52:03,010
做好了

1433
00:52:03,010 --> 00:52:05,650
喵开吃喵叫什么

1434
00:52:05,650 --> 00:52:10,800
我一般站那个辣椒油兑一勺酱油

1435
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:11,910
一勺半的醋

1436
00:52:11,910 --> 00:52:14,780
再加上一点点的香油蒜泥

1437
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,110
我一般蘸这个

1438
00:52:17,110 --> 00:52:20,410
他们都骂我说怎么有人吃饺子蘸酱油啊

1439
00:52:20,410 --> 00:52:21,460
但真的很香

1440
00:52:21,460 --> 00:52:23,350
有一个酱油牌子叫东谷

1441
00:52:23,350 --> 00:52:27,339
不知道大家吃没吃过那个东古酱油拿来蘸饺子

1442
00:52:27,339 --> 00:52:28,779
真的超级超级的香

1443
00:52:30,279 --> 00:52:31,070
更好

1444
00:52:31,070 --> 00:52:33,710
已经给亚马逊提交的漏洞报告

1445
00:52:33,710 --> 00:52:34,910
临近假期没人管

1446
00:52:34,910 --> 00:52:35,810
都白了

1447
00:52:35,810 --> 00:52:37,850
这大圣大的大跨年的

1448
00:52:37,850 --> 00:52:38,990
谁看这种东西啊

1449
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:40,840
我不看哈哈我不看

1450
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,220
反正我是亚马逊员工

1451
00:52:42,220 --> 00:52:44,080
我是不看错误的

1452
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,820
烟烟人都是甜甜的

1453
00:52:45,820 --> 00:52:48,580
怎么会咸呢

1454
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:53,790
最甜甜甜的小耶耶耶耶

1455
00:52:55,110 --> 00:52:56,190
谁主播啊

1456
00:52:56,190 --> 00:53:02,140
主播主播是堂堂公主燕燕人是甜甜粉丝

1457
00:53:02,140 --> 00:53:05,040
这就是一种双向的奔赴

1458
00:53:06,340 --> 00:53:07,740
和人类一个样子

1459
00:53:07,740 --> 00:53:08,940
不得不嘎吃了

1460
00:53:08,940 --> 00:53:11,340
你们也是你也是你也是中国人党是吧

1461
00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:14,290
你也是可恶的可恶的终极能控

1462
00:53:14,290 --> 00:53:15,520
可恶的终极能挡

1463
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,360
我说不好了

1464
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,400
我不好说了

1465
00:53:17,580 --> 00:53:20,340
我一直都是酱油醋蒜泥混一起

1466
00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:21,060
很爽啊

1467
00:53:21,060 --> 00:53:22,350
酱吃很好吃啊

1468
00:53:22,350 --> 00:53:25,200
我吃饺子也是蘸酱油醋和什么一样的话

1469
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,390
主播是不是好有米线啊

1470
00:53:27,390 --> 00:53:28,260
米线啊

1471
00:53:29,479 --> 00:53:31,459
但是我一直觉得

1472
00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:32,539
因为我不是广东人

1473
00:53:32,539 --> 00:53:33,979
我不知道说了会不会挨骂

1474
00:53:33,979 --> 00:53:36,400
我一直觉得菠萝包里面应该有馅儿

1475
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:37,840
大家不是黄油啊

1476
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,200
不是冰火菠萝油

1477
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,140
我觉得菠萝包里面应该得有馅儿

1478
00:53:42,140 --> 00:53:44,840
是不管是奶油啊也好呀

1479
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,520
还是什么之类的

1480
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,650
什么都行

1481
00:53:48,650 --> 00:53:49,820
一定要有夹馅儿

1482
00:53:49,820 --> 00:53:51,160
这个包才好吃

1483
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,160
他如果所有的那个酥皮都在顶上的话

1484
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,020
感觉相对就没有那么好吃啊

1485
00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:57,040
换紫色小帽

1486
00:53:58,780 --> 00:54:01,080
等我堂堂公主怎么了

1487
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,730
堂堂不能公主吗

1488
00:54:02,730 --> 00:54:04,560
哎当v看久了

1489
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,060
看着反光跟看见天敌一样

1490
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,640
他们用这个眼神看着我说

1491
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,100
习惯在互联网上做一个没有痕迹

1492
00:54:12,100 --> 00:54:14,380
没有影子的藏头露尾的人了

1493
00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:17,640
主播每天主打一个抱头鼠窜

1494
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,120
然后我室友用那种怜悯的眼神看着我哦

1495
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,700
怪不得你朋友圈都不发照片

1496
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:28,260
我说被你发现了哈哈还是没能感受

1497
00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:30,300
留下美颜

1498
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,350
今天没得吃

1499
00:54:31,350 --> 00:54:31,890
怎么了

1500
00:54:31,890 --> 00:54:33,760
美颜怎么就没得吃了

1501
00:54:34,820 --> 00:54:36,280
甜咸混腻了

1502
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,600
怎么了怎么了

1503
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,120
看看什么菠菠萝包

1504
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:45,840
看看菠萝包主播也是有自己的菠萝的

1505
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,580
每一个大v都有自己的菠萝

1506
00:54:47,580 --> 00:54:50,910
主播的菠萝叫一只菠之萝

1507
00:54:50,910 --> 00:54:56,860
专门画幼小女孩和甜甜雪糕的画师老师嗯

1508
00:54:56,860 --> 00:54:59,380
从他四个粉丝的时候我们就认识了

1509
00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:05,059
现在他粉丝已经跟主播一边多了一只菠之萝

1510
00:55:05,059 --> 00:55:06,799
主播也有自己的菠萝啊

1511
00:55:06,799 --> 00:55:07,819
有股媚气

1512
00:55:07,819 --> 00:55:10,399
感觉虚拟区留不住这样的人

1513
00:55:10,399 --> 00:55:11,779
不确定再看看

1514
00:55:12,919 --> 00:55:14,899
不确定再看看

1515
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:17,580
怎么啦怎么啦

1516
00:55:17,580 --> 00:55:18,510
不可以吗

1517
00:55:18,510 --> 00:55:20,660
呃看不起主播是吧

1518
00:55:22,100 --> 00:55:23,680
别有股媚劲了

1519
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,600
真让主播感到恶心

1520
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,780
所以这个好大鹅和那个干儿子什么关系呢

1521
00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:30,899
我不知道主播

1522
00:55:30,899 --> 00:55:33,659
也不知道我的好大儿跟我是什么关系啊

1523
00:55:33,659 --> 00:55:35,699
因为我不太认识他不熟悉啊

1524
00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:39,159
嗯烟视媚行还真有这么个词啊

1525
00:55:39,159 --> 00:55:41,559
哎还真有还真有这么个词

1526
00:55:41,559 --> 00:55:44,140
主播一次都烟视媚行

1527
00:55:44,140 --> 00:55:46,320
新编一次是噶了

1528
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:48,810
你不会真是那个啥吧

1529
00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:49,800
应该不是吧

1530
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:50,700
我不太确定啊

1531
00:55:50,700 --> 00:55:54,790
明天去照照镜子看看是不是感觉我应该不是

1532
00:55:54,790 --> 00:55:57,310
我超这个点亮星辰是啥

1533
00:55:57,310 --> 00:55:59,050
嫩贵点亮星辰是啥

1534
00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:00,290
你点一下试试

1535
00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:02,340
点一下赠送试试

1536
00:56:03,439 --> 00:56:04,579
不知道啊

1537
00:56:04,579 --> 00:56:06,079
不是没听过这个礼物

1538
00:56:06,079 --> 00:56:07,900
不会只有你能看到吧

1539
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:12,700
别来蹭你们什么菠菠萝干嘛

1540
00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:17,230
主播跟跟菠菠萝还这这怎么这这这不是蹭

1541
00:56:17,230 --> 00:56:18,220
真的认识的

1542
00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:19,560
又不是不认识的

1543
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,520
谢谢你的

1544
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:26,160
这是我的哪一位舰长啊

1545
00:56:26,180 --> 00:56:29,720
谢谢你的好姐妹甘雨的小花呀

1546
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:30,660
感谢支持

1547
00:56:30,660 --> 00:56:32,160
我怀疑你们送我小花

1548
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,690
就是让我看一下你们

1549
00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:35,100
你们新改的名字

1550
00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:35,700
亮不亮

1551
00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:37,600
就让主播念一下是吧

1552
00:56:37,839 --> 00:56:40,439
哈哈哈哈啊

1553
00:56:40,439 --> 00:56:42,029
这啥名字啊

1554
00:56:42,029 --> 00:56:43,709
你的好姐妹甘雨

1555
00:56:43,709 --> 00:56:45,479
那你是你是谁啊

1556
00:56:45,479 --> 00:56:48,780
在那个呃18g网站上面

1557
00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:52,560
跟甘雨一起出现的大部分是刻晴

1558
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,029
你不会是刻晴吧

1559
00:56:54,029 --> 00:56:56,339
查询一下你的刻晴身份啊

1560
00:56:56,339 --> 00:56:58,769
v我998看点亮星辰

1561
00:56:58,769 --> 00:57:00,260
卧槽嫩贵啊

1562
00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:03,020
v v啊

1563
00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:06,620
这个公爵老师v我998带你看点亮星辰

1564
00:57:06,620 --> 00:57:11,390
这个真v当我们说底边小v来凑个菠萝

1565
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,540
诶这个是什么礼物啊

1566
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:16,620
又是新的

1567
00:57:16,620 --> 00:57:17,280
不会吧

1568
00:57:19,620 --> 00:57:20,100
怎么样

1569
00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:21,560
金鱼世界末日

1570
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,260
现在说的不是那么新年

1571
00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:27,159
我还以为你是日本人呢

1572
00:57:27,159 --> 00:57:28,389
真不是日本人

1573
00:57:28,389 --> 00:57:32,210
妈的真是哪有哪个日本人说话像主播一样啊

1574
00:57:32,210 --> 00:57:33,440
像主播一样

1575
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,050
哎人家一开口主播就轰动你

1576
00:57:36,050 --> 00:57:36,980
阿里卡多

1577
00:57:36,980 --> 00:57:39,919
这这这就像对着猫喵叫一样

1578
00:57:39,919 --> 00:57:41,119
一句话一句话

1579
00:57:41,119 --> 00:57:43,700
七个发音能转出18个语法错误

1580
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:44,870
我真不是罕见

1581
00:57:44,870 --> 00:57:45,620
哪有罕见

1582
00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:47,330
不会说罕见话的

1583
00:57:48,570 --> 00:57:50,330
起码把日语练一练

1584
00:57:50,330 --> 00:57:51,830
把罗马音认全

1585
00:57:51,830 --> 00:57:54,140
大家在说主播是日本人吧

1586
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,010
这真是日本人的话

1587
00:57:56,010 --> 00:57:58,820
一次是疑似是那什么了

1588
00:57:58,820 --> 00:58:00,860
疑似是不会说自己的母语了

1589
00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:01,910
母语都不会说

1590
00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:04,020
有点有点尬了

1591
00:58:05,019 --> 00:58:06,179
这不是阿紫

1592
00:58:06,179 --> 00:58:07,340
我不知道啊

1593
00:58:07,899 --> 00:58:09,159
我不到啊

1594
00:58:10,839 --> 00:58:11,859
谢谢群星

1595
00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:12,939
本市的欣喜

1596
00:58:12,939 --> 00:58:14,650
盲盒的围炉煮茶

1597
00:58:14,650 --> 00:58:16,750
你是不是很喜欢喝茶呀

1598
00:58:16,750 --> 00:58:18,220
为什么天天煮茶

1599
00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:21,200
他这个这个盒子怎么老茶呢

1600
00:58:22,460 --> 00:58:23,860
别别查了

1601
00:58:23,860 --> 00:58:26,500
我今天我今天在直播间补充一下茶能量吧

1602
00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:27,940
给大家扮演一下绿茶

1603
00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:31,930
然后冲冲淡一下围炉煮茶的这个礼物的比率吧

1604
00:58:31,930 --> 00:58:34,150
直播间里好像缺少一些茶了

1605
00:58:34,150 --> 00:58:35,410
如果一定要有一个茶的话

1606
00:58:35,410 --> 00:58:37,150
希望不是礼物里的煤炉煮茶

1607
00:58:37,150 --> 00:58:41,900
希望是希望是主播的绿茶捏哦

1608
00:58:41,900 --> 00:58:44,400
那个伊人嗯

1609
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,380
你去看其他的女人吧

1610
00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:48,050
猫猫没关系的

1611
00:58:48,050 --> 00:58:50,600
我知道你心里面一直都是有我的

1612
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:51,890
跟你在一起的

1613
00:58:51,890 --> 00:58:54,840
每一秒钟都真的很高兴

1614
00:58:55,259 --> 00:58:58,259
就算你现在知道你要离我而去

1615
00:58:58,259 --> 00:58:59,879
我也没有办法割舍下

1616
00:58:59,879 --> 00:59:03,660
这份跟别人共同相处的快乐回忆

1617
00:59:03,660 --> 00:59:06,630
一直一直都会留在我的心里的

1618
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:08,370
那下次再来的时候

1619
00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:10,620
我真的会在这期间都很想念

1620
00:59:10,620 --> 00:59:11,479
你好

1621
00:59:11,479 --> 00:59:12,559
差不多可以了吧

1622
00:59:12,559 --> 00:59:14,539
下一个盒子别出围炉煮茶了

1623
00:59:14,539 --> 00:59:15,379
差不多得了

1624
00:59:15,379 --> 00:59:16,399
再出围炉煮茶

1625
00:59:16,399 --> 00:59:18,679
主播主播要掀桌子了

1626
00:59:18,679 --> 00:59:19,459
主播不玩了

1627
00:59:19,459 --> 00:59:21,070
可以了可以了是吧

1628
00:59:21,070 --> 00:59:21,940
可以了

1629
00:59:22,859 --> 00:59:24,979
饿饿吐了没有把我干杯送完

1630
00:59:24,979 --> 00:59:27,319
给我送别的妹妹去帮我冲冲一下

1631
00:59:27,319 --> 00:59:28,470
冲一下血

1632
00:59:28,470 --> 00:59:29,460
冲一下血

1633
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:30,630
再冲围炉煮茶

1634
00:59:30,630 --> 00:59:32,580
主播就掉在直播间里

1635
00:59:32,799 --> 00:59:33,939
在出门录主

1636
00:59:33,939 --> 00:59:36,009
他主播就掉在直播间里

1637
00:59:36,009 --> 00:59:37,959
你这是绿茶还是病娇

1638
00:59:37,959 --> 00:59:38,619
我不知道

1639
00:59:38,619 --> 00:59:40,260
绿茶不是那种啊

1640
00:59:40,799 --> 00:59:42,779
呃这个什么哎呀

1641
00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:45,359
这个其他的主播怎么都不知道

1642
00:59:45,359 --> 00:59:47,789
珍惜这种好观众呢

1643
00:59:47,789 --> 00:59:50,069
要是你主推的是我的话

1644
00:59:50,069 --> 00:59:52,949
哇想想就特别幸福啊

1645
00:59:52,949 --> 00:59:54,359
不应该是这样的吧

1646
00:59:54,359 --> 00:59:55,229
应该是这样的吧

1647
00:59:55,229 --> 00:59:56,459
是不是这样的啊

1648
00:59:56,459 --> 00:59:57,509
这个学的对了吧

1649
00:59:57,509 --> 00:59:58,109
对不对

1650
00:59:58,109 --> 01:00:01,540
谢谢亨泰的欣喜盲盒的七彩经历哇

1651
01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:04,240
姐妹们扮演绿茶真的有用

1652
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,760
一下次还演扣一扮演绿茶

1653
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,760
下次还演

1654
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,030
谢谢亨泰的欣喜盲盒的七彩锦鲤捏

1655
01:00:11,030 --> 01:00:12,100
感谢支持

1656
01:00:12,100 --> 01:00:14,800
姐妹们扮演绿茶真的有用哦

1657
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,320
扮演绿茶真的有用诶

1658
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,690
我就说有用

1659
01:00:21,690 --> 01:00:22,800
我就说有用

1660
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:26,010
学到了大家学到了主播学到了啊

1661
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:28,620
学电台女主播是吧

1662
01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:30,180
是谁派你来的

1663
01:00:30,180 --> 01:00:31,920
主播主播只是说学绿茶

1664
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,840
你怎么直接说学电台女主播

1665
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,399
你是不是对电台女主播有什么偏见

1666
01:00:36,399 --> 01:00:37,359
是是谁

1667
01:00:37,359 --> 01:00:38,919
是谁派你来说这个话的

1668
01:00:38,919 --> 01:00:40,479
你说这话有什么目的

1669
01:00:41,319 --> 01:00:42,660
你怎么回事啊

1670
01:00:42,899 --> 01:00:44,879
茶得是无意识的

1671
01:00:44,879 --> 01:00:45,659
我告诉你了

1672
01:00:45,659 --> 01:00:46,619
我要绿茶了

1673
01:00:46,619 --> 01:00:47,639
那就没意思了

1674
01:00:47,639 --> 01:00:50,359
谢谢然然的星星盲盒的七彩锦鲤念

1675
01:00:50,359 --> 01:00:51,379
碰到你啊

1676
01:00:51,379 --> 01:00:52,399
你应该懂怎样

1677
01:00:52,399 --> 01:00:53,989
然然主播厉害吧

1678
01:00:53,989 --> 01:00:59,240
主播主播主打一个直播间的围炉煮茶

1679
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:00,980
被我吓得不敢说话了

1680
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:07,260
围炉煮茶被主播压制了吧

1681
01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:10,470
他的茶的血脉被主播查的血脉压制了

1682
01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:11,610
他不敢讲话了

1683
01:01:11,610 --> 01:01:12,859
大家哈哈哈哈

1684
01:01:12,859 --> 01:01:15,199
故意的茶就算不上茶了

1685
01:01:15,199 --> 01:01:18,149
那主播不给你做那个什么主播

1686
01:01:18,149 --> 01:01:19,829
星神等决定

1687
01:01:19,829 --> 01:01:24,089
我为电冰冻三尺要多少霜

1688
01:01:24,089 --> 01:01:24,540
寒

1689
01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:26,700
惊鸿一瞥要多少磨难

1690
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:27,720
此去不忘来时路

1691
01:01:27,720 --> 01:01:28,980
锦花开满了归途

1692
01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:31,770
我唱不出北风几发

1693
01:01:31,770 --> 01:01:33,810
你还是煮茶吧

1694
01:01:33,810 --> 01:01:35,370
水千山之间

1695
01:01:35,370 --> 01:01:37,430
你还是煮茶吧

1696
01:01:37,430 --> 01:01:40,460
我忽然觉得茶挺好的

1697
01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:43,880
还是还是还是煮茶好呀

1698
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:44,870
感觉

1699
01:01:47,370 --> 01:01:49,490
感觉还是煮茶好一点

1700
01:01:49,490 --> 01:01:51,180
你还是煮吧

1701
01:01:51,180 --> 01:01:52,800
无所谓的权限

1702
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:53,910
我就不走啊

1703
01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:56,160
我不想啊

1704
01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:03,120
嗦面了呢

1705
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:03,900
家我受不了了

1706
01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:06,220
我我我要说面

1707
01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:10,410
片片落花风前行

1708
01:02:10,410 --> 01:02:11,460
路有龙

1709
01:02:16,279 --> 01:02:18,589
这还能倒扣的啊

1710
01:02:18,589 --> 01:02:20,659
能不能学点好的呀

1711
01:02:20,659 --> 01:02:22,100
这欣喜盲盒

1712
01:02:23,679 --> 01:02:25,709
你就说是不是没出场

1713
01:02:25,709 --> 01:02:29,399
我是是是是

1714
01:02:30,419 --> 01:02:34,680
寒霜雪全群星跟这个欣喜盲盒

1715
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,620
你在其他直播间开过这个盒子吗

1716
01:02:38,620 --> 01:02:41,520
你看你在其他直播间开过这个盒子

1717
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,560
这个盒子不会有什么问题吧

1718
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:47,120
是不是是不是你的账号uid被叔叔标记了

1719
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:50,260
标记了这个非常厉害的这个观众

1720
01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:51,900
然后就开盲盒

1721
01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:53,070
让他多亏一点

1722
01:02:53,070 --> 01:02:55,170
这样子的这种不不会吧

1723
01:02:55,170 --> 01:02:57,780
谢谢喔喔的牛蛙和这个好耶

1724
01:02:57,780 --> 01:02:58,620
感谢支持

1725
01:02:58,620 --> 01:03:00,040
早上好喔喔

1726
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,880
那必须的起码也得是个海豚吧

1727
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,080
你你把海豚都开到别的直播间

1728
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,340
就在我直播间拿雪球煮茶是吧

1729
01:03:13,359 --> 01:03:14,679
挺挺文雅的

1730
01:03:14,679 --> 01:03:15,519
挺文雅的

1731
01:03:15,519 --> 01:03:17,079
那个有一个什么啊

1732
01:03:17,079 --> 01:03:20,499
虚拟主播的什么五大十大十大什么爱好

1733
01:03:20,499 --> 01:03:23,579
不就有一个什么那个听琴

1734
01:03:23,579 --> 01:03:24,989
然后什么烹茶

1735
01:03:24,989 --> 01:03:29,010
什么赏雪主播的直播间一次凑齐

1736
01:03:29,010 --> 01:03:31,779
卧槽受不了了

1737
01:03:31,779 --> 01:03:32,919
给你表演一个

1738
01:03:32,919 --> 01:03:35,139
开电影票能不能开点好的呀

1739
01:03:35,139 --> 01:03:37,180
你都开了七张电影票了

1740
01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:43,570
七个龙珠凑到一起也得有点有点有点许愿了吧

1741
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,540
七龙珠凑在一起还能凑出一条裤衩子呢

1742
01:03:46,540 --> 01:03:49,040
你这七张电影票能凑出来啥呀

1743
01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:50,360
我服了

1744
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,560
师傅多念点

1745
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:53,000
你刚念完我出金了

1746
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:54,200
你不谢谢我

1747
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:55,930
你不你不好好谢谢我

1748
01:03:55,930 --> 01:03:57,490
哎我的那个什么

1749
01:03:57,490 --> 01:03:59,290
我本来该出5%的

1750
01:03:59,290 --> 01:04:01,150
我该出一个好一点的礼物

1751
01:04:01,150 --> 01:04:05,559
结果你拿你的基因把我的礼物偷走了之后

1752
01:04:05,559 --> 01:04:09,420
你就我就出了一个5%的雪球是吧

1753
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:12,000
来人上禁言

1754
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,060
把xy拿下

1755
01:04:13,060 --> 01:04:14,560
主播主播受不了了

1756
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,760
你偷了我的特效

1757
01:04:17,919 --> 01:04:20,039
你怎么偷我主播特效呢

1758
01:04:20,039 --> 01:04:21,560
谢谢啊

1759
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,960
群星本色的七彩盲盒的锦鲤

1760
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,180
谢谢天猫酱的七彩盲盒的锦鲤

1761
01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:28,680
后登你的盖着他偷主播特效

1762
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,180
主播这仇我记下了

1763
01:04:30,180 --> 01:04:33,919
我记下了你你那个什么

1764
01:04:33,919 --> 01:04:37,290
你你大保底歪你大保底歪歪嗯

1765
01:04:38,350 --> 01:04:40,830
煎雪烹茶太文雅了

1766
01:04:40,830 --> 01:04:42,750
主要这个礼物它不叫好运雪球

1767
01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:44,520
他叫梅比雪球就好了

1768
01:04:48,140 --> 01:04:49,300
阿姨坏坏

1769
01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:54,280
妨碍我20级牌子进度条走到多少了呢

1770
01:04:56,660 --> 01:04:58,190
谢谢zo酱

1771
01:04:58,190 --> 01:05:00,080
谢谢盲盒的没录主裁呀

1772
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:00,890
感谢支持

1773
01:05:00,890 --> 01:05:02,340
红豆年里感动

1774
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,220
真是真是噶了真噶了

1775
01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:06,570
感觉真不如闪耀

1776
01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:07,500
真不如闪耀

1777
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,660
又被偷了

1778
01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:09,920
差20分

1779
01:05:09,920 --> 01:05:11,240
这叫这叫被偷了

1780
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,830
差200分也可以

1781
01:05:12,830 --> 01:05:15,120
但是差差100多分

1782
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,260
差1000多分的话

1783
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:17,820
那就叫什么技不如人

1784
01:05:17,820 --> 01:05:19,440
这不叫这不叫被偷了

1785
01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:20,580
就是打不过了

1786
01:05:20,580 --> 01:05:23,320
所以谢谢狂徒贼的心动

1787
01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,420
盲盒的决胜手带你红豆泥

1788
01:05:25,420 --> 01:05:26,350
阿里嘎多

1789
01:05:26,350 --> 01:05:27,400
谢谢谢谢

1790
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,300
太破费了

1791
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:30,659
感谢支持主播

1792
01:05:30,659 --> 01:05:32,099
主播稍微歇一下

1793
01:05:32,099 --> 01:05:34,979
今天有点有点有点不是特别舒服

1794
01:05:34,979 --> 01:05:36,609
有点有点难受

1795
01:05:36,609 --> 01:05:38,109
稍微稍微歇一下

1796
01:05:38,109 --> 01:05:39,609
谢谢狂徒贼的直选

1797
01:05:39,609 --> 01:05:41,760
寿带没有票了

1798
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,310
主播的电影看完了已经没有票了

1799
01:05:44,310 --> 01:05:45,720
昨天看过了一次

1800
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:47,450
消耗了七张电影票呢

1801
01:05:47,615 --> 01:05:49,910
看来是出不了票了

1802
01:05:49,910 --> 01:05:52,120
我感觉也像应该出不了了吧

1803
01:05:54,860 --> 01:05:57,040
那加了个欣喜盲盒的话

1804
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,830
要不要换什么别的呀

1805
01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:00,330
一个圣诞糖果

1806
01:06:00,330 --> 01:06:01,290
一颗巧克力

1807
01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:02,400
圣诞树

1808
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:05,160
那一个雪球换什么呢

1809
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:11,160
一个好运雪球换一个什么东西呢

1810
01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:17,160
让我想想

1811
01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:27,060
好像不太行啊

1812
01:06:28,499 --> 01:06:30,199
感觉可以攒什么

1813
01:06:30,199 --> 01:06:34,970
攒八个好运雪球主播送你一个嗯

1814
01:06:34,970 --> 01:06:39,380
送你一盒那种自己比较喜欢喝的茶

1815
01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,460
找八个好运雪球主播给你给你

1816
01:06:43,460 --> 01:06:47,120
给你换一盒自己比较喜欢的那个茶捏

1817
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:52,060
嗯但是一般人也出不了八个雪球吧

1818
01:06:52,060 --> 01:06:54,460
但是我在我直播间抱有一些怀疑

1819
01:06:54,460 --> 01:06:56,950
我直播间可能有八个雪球

1820
01:06:56,950 --> 01:06:59,110
别的直播间我是不知道我直播间

1821
01:06:59,110 --> 01:07:01,070
我觉得应该是有可能的

1822
01:07:01,070 --> 01:07:03,290
谢谢狂徒贼的牛蛙

1823
01:07:03,290 --> 01:07:04,070
感谢支持

1824
01:07:04,070 --> 01:07:05,390
红豆泥阿里嘎多

1825
01:07:05,390 --> 01:07:06,500
感谢感谢

1826
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:07,820
bug

1827
01:07:07,820 --> 01:07:08,840
有点太多了

1828
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:09,680
算了算了

1829
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,900
就先不开这个兑换机制了

1830
01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:13,220
大家有什么好建议的话

1831
01:07:13,220 --> 01:07:16,740
可以告诉我饼干圣诞快乐

1832
01:07:16,819 --> 01:07:18,019
哈喽哈喽

1833
01:07:19,879 --> 01:07:20,960
早上好哦

1834
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,000
戴n95 的饼干

1835
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:24,920
你你你你赢了

1836
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:26,270
你赢了吗

1837
01:07:26,270 --> 01:07:28,010
咋改了这么个名字

1838
01:07:28,010 --> 01:07:30,130
早早早咪呀咪呀

1839
01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:31,810
这么早播休息的话

1840
01:07:31,810 --> 01:07:33,370
指的是课间休息

1841
01:07:33,370 --> 01:07:35,890
就是坐在这边稍微休息一下

1842
01:07:35,890 --> 01:07:39,330
而不是说就就那个什么了

1843
01:07:39,330 --> 01:07:40,020
你知道吗

1844
01:07:40,020 --> 01:07:43,090
就就假如说要是完全不来的话

1845
01:07:43,090 --> 01:07:44,770
我觉得还是挺内疚的

1846
01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:45,310
完全不来

1847
01:07:45,310 --> 01:07:46,710
我也没什么事干

1848
01:07:46,710 --> 01:07:49,230
就是可能会把那个节奏放缓一点

1849
01:07:49,230 --> 01:07:50,370
反应没那么快了

1850
01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:51,450
大家有什么想问我的

1851
01:07:51,450 --> 01:07:51,570
谁

1852
01:07:51,570 --> 01:07:52,230
谁给我递话

1853
01:07:52,230 --> 01:07:54,859
你这个表情不是下架了吗

1854
01:07:54,859 --> 01:07:55,579
什么羞涩啊

1855
01:07:55,579 --> 01:07:58,579
我看不到你们看屏幕上这个羞涩

1856
01:07:58,579 --> 01:07:59,970
什么什么之类的

1857
01:07:59,970 --> 01:08:01,290
我是看不到的

1858
01:08:01,290 --> 01:08:05,170
我看起来他都是他都是那个什么啊

1859
01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:07,570
他看起来都是文字

1860
01:08:07,570 --> 01:08:08,530
我还好奇呢

1861
01:08:08,530 --> 01:08:11,570
最近老有人进来发什么诶惊讶

1862
01:08:11,570 --> 01:08:12,560
括号羞涩

1863
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:15,380
我还以为你们都在玩那个上个世纪的那个

1864
01:08:15,380 --> 01:08:17,950
叫什么语言cosplay

1865
01:08:17,950 --> 01:08:19,630
我以为你们在玩语c呢

1866
01:08:19,630 --> 01:08:20,470
在这边羞涩

1867
01:08:20,470 --> 01:08:23,910
惊讶的主播在边上课边播

1868
01:08:23,910 --> 01:08:26,730
下课就休息

1869
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,570
那不会不会以后出个切片

1870
01:08:30,570 --> 01:08:32,880
一边上网课一边直播的

1871
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:39,479
我错误的把直播麦克风开成了网课端的麦克风

1872
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:43,210
周边的外国同学都听主播用中文直播

1873
01:08:44,230 --> 01:08:47,530
主播明天明天明天就开这炒作

1874
01:08:47,530 --> 01:08:48,490
明天就这么吵

1875
01:08:48,490 --> 01:08:49,690
谢谢你教导我

1876
01:08:49,690 --> 01:08:51,610
谢谢教导我炒作的办法

1877
01:08:51,610 --> 01:08:53,830
月底补时长的米娅

1878
01:08:53,830 --> 01:08:55,210
米娅被逼无奈

1879
01:08:55,210 --> 01:08:57,000
在水课的网课上面

1880
01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:00,150
这个这个什么这个这个开启了直播

1881
01:09:00,150 --> 01:09:01,620
一边跟大家聊天

1882
01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:03,450
然后一边截图ppt

1883
01:09:03,450 --> 01:09:06,090
没有想到一个快捷键之下

1884
01:09:06,090 --> 01:09:10,259
不小心把那个网课的麦克风打开了

1885
01:09:10,259 --> 01:09:13,680
等待着他的枪是什么样的

1886
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:15,800
完蛋了完蛋了

1887
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:19,960
主播预测一下你什么时候能跟陌生结婚

1888
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:21,280
下下辈子吧

1889
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,219
下下下辈子吧

1890
01:09:23,219 --> 01:09:25,619
你问问巫山同不同意

1891
01:09:25,619 --> 01:09:26,519
吴生同意的话

1892
01:09:26,519 --> 01:09:27,239
就在明天

1893
01:09:27,239 --> 01:09:28,199
巫山不同意的话

1894
01:09:28,199 --> 01:09:29,459
下下辈子也没有用

1895
01:09:29,459 --> 01:09:31,049
捏米耶

1896
01:09:31,049 --> 01:09:34,979
哼哼这不是主播的总督总督表情吗

1897
01:09:34,979 --> 01:09:38,159
哼哼是总督表情还是提督表情啊

1898
01:09:38,159 --> 01:09:40,479
忘了忘记了

1899
01:09:43,059 --> 01:09:45,819
那就发出很大的声音掩盖过去吧

1900
01:09:45,819 --> 01:09:46,839
那倒是真的有

1901
01:09:46,839 --> 01:09:48,450
我们在网课的时候

1902
01:09:48,450 --> 01:09:49,560
甚至有什么

1903
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,330
甚至有在那个考试

1904
01:09:51,330 --> 01:09:53,660
然后开摄像头监考的时候

1905
01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:56,720
大家可以看到其他人的那个摄像头的时候

1906
01:09:56,720 --> 01:10:00,860
我就发现有人带着一个那种摇滚的头戴

1907
01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:02,120
然后把卷子交了之后

1908
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:04,550
他也不退出去那个监考的房间

1909
01:10:04,550 --> 01:10:08,490
他就在房间里面直接把耳机一扣

1910
01:10:08,490 --> 01:10:10,770
开始蹦迪

1911
01:10:11,810 --> 01:10:13,150
我都绷不住了

1912
01:10:13,150 --> 01:10:14,120
到最后一看

1913
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:16,100
其实所有人好像都看到他了

1914
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:18,440
他最后都蹦了20多分钟了

1915
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:22,220
之后才发现他没有退出去这个这个考试见面

1916
01:10:22,220 --> 01:10:25,740
然后他就看到他的脸离这个屏幕越凑越近

1917
01:10:25,740 --> 01:10:29,500
之后他就退出了这个这个房间啊

1918
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,000
欢迎雨天早上好

1919
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:32,350
雨天不攻自破

1920
01:10:32,350 --> 01:10:35,440
没你不活哦

1921
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:36,760
哈呦走走走

1922
01:10:43,219 --> 01:10:45,399
什么烟还监考过摄像头

1923
01:10:45,399 --> 01:10:46,479
我没监考过

1924
01:10:46,479 --> 01:10:50,679
但我们的那个有一些监考的办法就是什么呢

1925
01:10:50,679 --> 01:10:54,520
就是谢谢你的好姐妹

1926
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,260
甘雨砸到地上的圣诞

1927
01:10:56,260 --> 01:10:57,520
盲盒的圣诞树啊

1928
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,080
虽然我们赢了

1929
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,960
但是我们输了

1930
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:05,200
虽然我们赢了

1931
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,180
但是我们嗯谢谢谢谢谢谢

1932
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:09,200
甘雨的圣诞

1933
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:09,860
盲盒的圣诞树

1934
01:11:09,860 --> 01:11:11,000
你以前叫什么呀

1935
01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:11,780
你以前叫什么

1936
01:11:11,780 --> 01:11:13,420
你在改名之前叫什么

1937
01:11:13,460 --> 01:11:15,680
20多分钟没人提醒他

1938
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,730
挺离谱的

1939
01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:18,320
只要大家都在考试

1940
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,690
而且呃理论上来说

1941
01:11:20,690 --> 01:11:23,040
我们去直接私信

1942
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:27,730
在考试期间内直接去私信其他的这个考生的话

1943
01:11:27,730 --> 01:11:29,740
是违背了什么

1944
01:11:29,740 --> 01:11:32,160
违背了考试诚信的

1945
01:11:32,179 --> 01:11:35,120
因为冷知识在那个zoom里面

1946
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:37,310
你跟其他人的私信

1947
01:11:37,310 --> 01:11:40,130
其实教授是有权限直接看到的

1948
01:11:40,130 --> 01:11:43,610
虽然你跟他是在悄悄地对他说

1949
01:11:43,610 --> 01:11:45,050
他也悄悄地对你说

1950
01:11:45,050 --> 01:11:47,200
但是开这个房间的人

1951
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:48,760
他是可以看得到的

1952
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,320
就这个房间最大的主持人

1953
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:51,220
他能看到

1954
01:11:51,220 --> 01:11:51,880
早上好

1955
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:52,720
老赵

1956
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,360
这老爷好点了吗

1957
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:57,639
好点了吗

1958
01:11:57,799 --> 01:12:00,279
我超全站总选赛第七名

1959
01:12:00,279 --> 01:12:01,299
同事一步之遥

1960
01:12:01,299 --> 01:12:06,240
主播真的真的很需要很需要一些什么烟花棒

1961
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:07,889
什么什么之类的

1962
01:12:07,889 --> 01:12:09,929
真的很需要这个雷

1963
01:12:09,929 --> 01:12:10,829
好点了

1964
01:12:10,829 --> 01:12:12,089
好点就好好点就好

1965
01:12:12,089 --> 01:12:13,469
早日恢复捏

1966
01:12:13,469 --> 01:12:15,029
好兄弟罗志祥

1967
01:12:15,029 --> 01:12:17,909
娱乐圈拉不来人支持主播

1968
01:12:17,909 --> 01:12:20,400
我去哈哈哈哈

1969
01:12:20,519 --> 01:12:22,739
哎你好兄弟罗志祥

1970
01:12:22,739 --> 01:12:24,179
然后好姐妹甘雨是吧

1971
01:12:24,179 --> 01:12:25,499
甘雨做错了什么事情

1972
01:12:25,499 --> 01:12:28,020
要不然要被你跟罗志祥放在一起

1973
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:30,000
甘雨没有做错什么事情啊

1974
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,189
气氛都你怎么对甘雨这样啊

1975
01:12:32,189 --> 01:12:34,769
卧槽怎么快骗到180天了

1976
01:12:34,769 --> 01:12:36,209
昨天都180了

1977
01:12:36,209 --> 01:12:37,920
今天掉了

1978
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,330
现在掉下来了

1979
01:12:40,330 --> 01:12:42,280
今天下播之前

1980
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:46,630
希望希望可以可以播到180见面哇

1981
01:12:46,630 --> 01:12:48,580
好简单的愿望

1982
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:50,860
主播的愿望真的好简单

1983
01:12:50,860 --> 01:12:53,560
但是就有的时候就觉得好遥远的

1984
01:12:53,560 --> 01:12:55,240
旋转到耳边

1985
01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:56,020
我是你

1986
01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:58,780
又常常给你放一首吧

1987
01:12:58,780 --> 01:13:01,000
放一首放一首原神的歌吧

1988
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,370
这歌真的挺好听的

1989
01:13:02,370 --> 01:13:05,280
你昨天空刷了几百个烟花棒

1990
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:07,580
啊啊啊

1991
01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:09,980
我眼泪眼泪要下来了

1992
01:13:09,980 --> 01:13:13,139
我的眼泪却一直掉下来

1993
01:13:13,139 --> 01:13:14,099
一句话

1994
01:13:15,119 --> 01:13:18,780
200纪念回啊百纪念会已经开过了

1995
01:13:18,780 --> 01:13:20,160
我们再开纪念回

1996
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:22,800
那得下次什么时候有300件的时候才能开

1997
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:24,160
300件纪念会

1998
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:25,540
300舰纪念回

1999
01:13:25,540 --> 01:13:26,560
再狠狠的送礼物

2000
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:28,060
然后开了500件是吧

2001
01:13:28,060 --> 01:13:29,770
左脚踩右脚登天

2002
01:13:29,770 --> 01:13:32,580
随手给了一个不打比赛的主播了

2003
01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:33,270
可以的

2004
01:13:33,270 --> 01:13:35,460
你把它送到前15的话

2005
01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:37,720
它会有500元的奖金

2006
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,700
相当于1000流水的收益呢

2007
01:13:39,700 --> 01:13:43,900
很多很多米的多米的很珍贵的

2008
01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:45,160
我不玩原神

2009
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:46,000
不知道甘雨

2010
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,040
只知道灵魂莲华千羽

2011
01:13:48,040 --> 01:13:50,200
你都知道千羽跟甘雨长得像了

2012
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,300
那多少还是要知道一点点吧

2013
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:54,879
多少还是知道一点点才能知道的

2014
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:57,560
哎呀不行不行

2015
01:13:57,560 --> 01:14:00,980
今天找话题的能力稍微下降一点点

2016
01:14:00,980 --> 01:14:02,180
但也不是很多啊

2017
01:14:02,180 --> 01:14:04,270
这个大家希望大家哈哈

2018
01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:07,690
这个希望大家如果有什么比较反应慢的时候

2019
01:14:07,690 --> 01:14:09,280
很抱歉很抱歉

2020
01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:12,070
稍微没有那么舒服一点点

2021
01:14:12,070 --> 01:14:13,990
签约签什么

2022
01:14:13,990 --> 01:14:15,719
不念千玉吗

2023
01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:18,269
啊不念签约啊

2024
01:14:18,269 --> 01:14:19,199
念什么呀

2025
01:14:20,399 --> 01:14:21,980
有人告诉我一个字

2026
01:14:21,980 --> 01:14:22,820
不知道念什么

2027
01:14:22,820 --> 01:14:23,960
就念一半就行了

2028
01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,100
念千玉不对吗

2029
01:14:25,100 --> 01:14:25,580
是念什么

2030
01:14:25,580 --> 01:14:26,820
千珏对吧

2031
01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:27,960
叶千珏哦

2032
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:28,950
我知道了

2033
01:14:28,950 --> 01:14:31,680
对不起对不起啊

2034
01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:32,720
对不起

2035
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:34,730
诶

2036
01:14:34,730 --> 01:14:37,310
诶这这你听我解释

2037
01:14:40,920 --> 01:14:43,800
美美子有他啊

2038
01:14:45,839 --> 01:14:49,470
我知道我知道建议加入奇迹之日

2039
01:14:49,470 --> 01:14:53,370
奇迹之月每年纪念会这个月还没有奇迹之日呢

2040
01:14:53,370 --> 01:14:56,010
好像这个月这个月没奇迹之日啊

2041
01:14:56,010 --> 01:14:59,500
真是这个没什么没有纪念的主播

2042
01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:00,880
现场开始纪念是吧

2043
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:01,960
现场开始做法

2044
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,720
希望今天可以诞生一些奇迹出来

2045
01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:08,420
米娅我米神

2046
01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:09,140
我扬了

2047
01:15:09,140 --> 01:15:09,560
没忍住

2048
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,000
点了份炸鸡外卖

2049
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:11,720
我忏悔

2050
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:12,680
当你赢了的时候

2051
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:15,780
点外卖就只有本来点外卖

2052
01:15:15,780 --> 01:15:19,380
有吃到外面不太好的食材跟这个羊肉的风险

2053
01:15:19,380 --> 01:15:21,100
现在你只有一半的风险了

2054
01:15:21,100 --> 01:15:22,540
但是你要嗓子疼的话

2055
01:15:22,540 --> 01:15:24,710
你真的咽得下去炸鸡吗

2056
01:15:24,710 --> 01:15:27,800
你让我那两天验什么东西我都念不下去

2057
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,330
你居然还能咽得下去

2058
01:15:29,330 --> 01:15:31,070
炸鸡你也是挺生猛的

2059
01:15:31,070 --> 01:15:34,130
说明症状不是不是很不是很严重啊

2060
01:15:34,130 --> 01:15:35,390
那两天让我吃这个东西

2061
01:15:35,390 --> 01:15:36,110
我会想吐

2062
01:15:36,110 --> 01:15:36,920
你知道吧

2063
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:38,540
真的很很油

2064
01:15:38,540 --> 01:15:41,180
我因为而且也很拉嗓子

2065
01:15:41,180 --> 01:15:45,360
星虫签约你们玩撸啊撸的也叫签约

2066
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:46,140
你看可以吧

2067
01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:48,060
给主播给主播垫个台阶下

2068
01:15:48,060 --> 01:15:49,840
这就是好烟烟人啊

2069
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:51,400
给主播垫个台阶下

2070
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:55,720
狗狗路好好好支持支持给主播台阶啊

2071
01:15:55,720 --> 01:15:56,920
正义台阶

2072
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,140
谢谢

2073
01:15:59,900 --> 01:16:01,480
主播刚收到什么东西

2074
01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:02,710
飘了过去

2075
01:16:02,710 --> 01:16:03,880
欢迎简宝

2076
01:16:05,860 --> 01:16:06,680
怎么啦

2077
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:10,540
come on fast to your head

2078
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:16,800
呼呼呼呼呼别尬

2079
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:19,800
黑千珏专精玩家要跟你切割了

2080
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:24,279
今天刚卡牌子20分钟之后就切割男人的线

2081
01:16:24,279 --> 01:16:25,119
比女人还要

2082
01:16:25,119 --> 01:16:26,400
海底针呢

2083
01:16:27,199 --> 01:16:30,780
就因为一点点一点点就是不知道

2084
01:16:30,780 --> 01:16:33,060
就是就是进来之后主播可可爱

2085
01:16:33,060 --> 01:16:34,620
然后就给主播点个关注

2086
01:16:34,620 --> 01:16:37,000
主播说两句话就单推了

2087
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,500
主播念错了一个字

2088
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:39,820
你就切割了

2089
01:16:39,820 --> 01:16:41,680
这就是现在的感情吗

2090
01:16:42,860 --> 01:16:47,360
就就就就太现在的感觉也太快了吧

2091
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:49,640
感觉有点有点快速了

2092
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:53,000
大家接受不了了

2093
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:54,760
疑似是人气榜第一

2094
01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:55,300
飘了过去

2095
01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:56,050
我看不到

2096
01:16:56,050 --> 01:16:57,100
我是看不到的

2097
01:16:57,100 --> 01:16:58,180
主播都没有啊

2098
01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:00,960
现在感情怎么这么这么快速啊

2099
01:17:01,220 --> 01:17:02,930
速成品是吧

2100
01:17:02,930 --> 01:17:04,010
受不了了

2101
01:17:04,010 --> 01:17:06,380
就很符合我对v圈的想象

2102
01:17:06,380 --> 01:17:08,540
大家都是什么逢场作戏

2103
01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:12,280
只有我这个当真恶哈哈哈

2104
01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:13,480
只有我当真了

2105
01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:14,620
你说单推我

2106
01:17:14,620 --> 01:17:16,630
我就天天等着你来看我

2107
01:17:16,630 --> 01:17:18,070
你说完单推我

2108
01:17:18,070 --> 01:17:19,660
然后就一个月不来

2109
01:17:19,660 --> 01:17:20,830
然后你一个月不来

2110
01:17:20,830 --> 01:17:23,530
那那那我我我我也把你忘了

2111
01:17:23,530 --> 01:17:24,260
对不起

2112
01:17:25,299 --> 01:17:26,459
太久了

2113
01:17:26,459 --> 01:17:27,599
谁能记得呀

2114
01:17:27,599 --> 01:17:29,279
谢谢不要打架的

2115
01:17:29,279 --> 01:17:30,029
去哪签名

2116
01:17:30,029 --> 01:17:32,020
欢迎灰小灰灰嗯

2117
01:17:32,780 --> 01:17:35,260
哪有那么多能记得住的事情啊

2118
01:17:35,260 --> 01:17:35,980
美颜mia

2119
01:17:35,980 --> 01:17:38,050
你是我生命中永恒的光辉

2120
01:17:38,050 --> 01:17:39,000
然后呢

2121
01:17:39,220 --> 01:17:40,360
然后呢

2122
01:17:42,220 --> 01:17:46,360
谢谢晨星本次的闪耀盲盒的礼

2123
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,400
旅行日记

2124
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:56,410
谢谢工具人老师的时光沙漏啊

2125
01:17:56,410 --> 01:18:00,910
谢谢谢谢

2126
01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:17,020
主播已经开始一开始咬指甲思考了

2127
01:18:17,099 --> 01:18:19,019
今天到底是为什么呢

2128
01:18:20,759 --> 01:18:21,839
改名记不住

2129
01:18:21,839 --> 01:18:23,699
明明我在群里都100级了

2130
01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:26,580
那你你在b站一个头像一个身份

2131
01:18:26,580 --> 01:18:28,920
你在qq群一个头像一个身份

2132
01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,890
那主播怎么能把你们两个人联系在一起呢

2133
01:18:31,890 --> 01:18:33,460
我怎么会知道呢

2134
01:18:36,119 --> 01:18:40,380
我正在思考这个问题啊

2135
01:18:41,159 --> 01:18:44,839
群星老师今天已经试过了什么

2136
01:18:44,839 --> 01:18:46,429
已经试过了

2137
01:18:46,429 --> 01:18:49,820
欣喜盲盒试过了什么

2138
01:18:50,139 --> 01:18:51,939
试过圣诞的了吗

2139
01:18:53,139 --> 01:18:55,740
徐峥老师今天试过圣诞的了吗

2140
01:18:58,860 --> 01:18:59,960
已经试过了

2141
01:18:59,960 --> 01:19:00,980
欣喜盲盒

2142
01:19:00,980 --> 01:19:03,530
闪耀盲盒啊

2143
01:19:03,530 --> 01:19:05,600
都不是非常的好

2144
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:09,110
感觉这个今天不会有点什么问题吧

2145
01:19:09,110 --> 01:19:10,380
圣诞还没

2146
01:19:10,580 --> 01:19:13,340
你能跟我说一句滚吗

2147
01:19:13,340 --> 01:19:14,480
早上好

2148
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:17,240
还有卡宴的变态老东西

2149
01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:20,060
卧槽变态老东西居然会来看我

2150
01:19:20,060 --> 01:19:23,980
这你确定要用排除法吗

2151
01:19:23,980 --> 01:19:27,160
我不信今天一定有一个能得到正确答案的结果

2152
01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:29,260
我不信我不相信

2153
01:19:31,730 --> 01:19:32,750
我不相信

2154
01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:33,740
我不能接受

2155
01:19:33,740 --> 01:19:35,040
我接受不了

2156
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:36,900
寝室终于只剩我一个人

2157
01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:37,320
好累

2158
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,300
新年盲盒保底大概七八千

2159
01:19:39,300 --> 01:19:40,420
圣诞的呢

2160
01:19:40,420 --> 01:19:42,250
圣诞的保底多少呀

2161
01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:44,560
能不能开至尊盲盒给主播看

2162
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,120
他最喜欢的璀璨钻石

2163
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:46,970
我声明一下

2164
01:19:46,970 --> 01:19:47,750
我声明一下

2165
01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:50,630
我最喜欢的礼物是神鹿漫游啊

2166
01:19:50,630 --> 01:19:51,890
我声明一下

2167
01:19:51,890 --> 01:19:55,480
我我最喜欢的礼物是神鹿漫游

2168
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:01,060
在这个圣诞盲盒下架之前

2169
01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:03,400
我都会最喜欢这个神鹿漫游了

2170
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:06,400
谢谢好姐妹甘雨的牛哇

2171
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:07,120
感谢支持

2172
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:07,540
阿里嘎

2173
01:20:07,540 --> 01:20:07,840
多

2174
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:08,920
谢谢谢谢

2175
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:10,469
晚间梦想

2176
01:20:11,529 --> 01:20:14,000
圣诞盲盒的保底是多少呀

2177
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,320
谢谢冬衣的情书

2178
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:16,100
感谢支持

2179
01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:17,180
圣诞没抽出来

2180
01:20:17,180 --> 01:20:19,220
不知道我特别想知道这个问题

2181
01:20:19,220 --> 01:20:19,820
欢迎阿狸

2182
01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:20,360
早上好

2183
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:24,079
阿狸我特别想知道圣诞的包里到底是多少

2184
01:20:24,079 --> 01:20:26,299
因为那天东西抽了好多

2185
01:20:26,299 --> 01:20:29,180
最后连路都没那什么

2186
01:20:29,180 --> 01:20:32,720
有没有可能你在其他人那里把rp用光了

2187
01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:36,440
你是不是给其他人开的那种那种带飘屏的呀

2188
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:40,389
陈星你不会是开了飘屏的吧

2189
01:20:40,389 --> 01:20:43,269
完了完了这下这下又当垫子了

2190
01:20:43,269 --> 01:20:47,049
当年当年阿狸在主播直播间开盒子的时候

2191
01:20:47,049 --> 01:20:49,700
主播就是纯纯的电子型角色

2192
01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:52,400
现在群星在主播直播间开盒子

2193
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:54,140
主播还是纯纯的电子角色

2194
01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:56,120
从年初当垫子到年尾

2195
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:59,600
主播主播等下就掉在直播间里

2196
01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:02,220
狠狠掉在掉在直播间里了

2197
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:03,370
欢迎圣光

2198
01:21:03,370 --> 01:21:04,120
早上好

2199
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:06,730
圣光还有早早早

2200
01:21:06,730 --> 01:21:09,670
现在要准备迎接公历新年

2201
01:21:09,670 --> 01:21:13,160
在蜀黍那边单抽至尊称

2202
01:21:17,900 --> 01:21:18,320
啊

2203
01:21:27,139 --> 01:21:30,970
太自然了

2204
01:21:31,010 --> 01:21:33,400
他原来是这样的

2205
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:40,760
我我就知道这种好事永远都没有我的唉

2206
01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:44,290
怎么回事呀

2207
01:21:44,290 --> 01:21:45,790
哎呦谢谢群星

2208
01:21:45,790 --> 01:21:48,340
本次的圣诞盲盒圣诞不满

2209
01:21:48,340 --> 01:21:49,420
谢谢谢谢

2210
01:21:49,420 --> 01:21:53,460
我就说这个世界上只有圣诞盲盒是温暖的

2211
01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:58,550
这个世界上只有只有圣诞盲盒是温暖的

2212
01:21:58,550 --> 01:21:59,840
我受不了了

2213
01:21:59,840 --> 01:22:03,020
你马上要出城了

2214
01:22:03,020 --> 01:22:05,660
你又你又看到那个什么了

2215
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:07,840
帅木马

2216
01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,720
帅本人的小麦乐

2217
01:22:15,300 --> 01:22:17,840
一起来做猫

2218
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:19,100
看你好幸福啊

2219
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:20,180
一起来就直播

2220
01:22:20,180 --> 01:22:21,980
我也挺幸福的

2221
01:22:22,120 --> 01:22:23,980
其实我也挺开心的

2222
01:22:24,170 --> 01:22:26,560
直播的时候嗯

2223
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:29,620
感觉整个人轻飘飘的

2224
01:22:29,620 --> 01:22:30,940
然后一不直播

2225
01:22:30,940 --> 01:22:33,080
然后就可能就要肚子疼了

2226
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:37,160
在别的主播呢一发十连出了星际漫步

2227
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:38,120
真的吗

2228
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,050
不是许愿池吗

2229
01:22:43,050 --> 01:22:44,850
许愿池一发十连出

2230
01:22:44,850 --> 01:22:45,630
星际漫步

2231
01:22:45,630 --> 01:22:48,300
这概率比一发十连出城还多吧

2232
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:50,060
开盒子亏了一个

2233
01:22:50,060 --> 01:22:52,380
提了一个铁

2234
01:22:52,380 --> 01:22:55,020
比较不是不是不是那么的多

2235
01:22:55,020 --> 01:22:57,300
感觉在主播直播间

2236
01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:58,860
你这盒子要开到主播直播间

2237
01:22:58,860 --> 01:23:00,150
你得快两天

2238
01:23:00,150 --> 01:23:02,800
主播的水平就是这样的

2239
01:23:03,059 --> 01:23:05,639
我有近路不抄这么猛

2240
01:23:05,639 --> 01:23:06,299
怎么啦

2241
01:23:06,299 --> 01:23:08,069
陈坤嗯

2242
01:23:08,069 --> 01:23:10,139
你们都是来秀欧的是吧

2243
01:23:10,139 --> 01:23:11,619
快乐都是真的

2244
01:23:11,619 --> 01:23:13,840
我什么都没

2245
01:23:13,860 --> 01:23:17,100
我只有圣诞盲盒里的雪球

2246
01:23:17,100 --> 01:23:20,520
还有那个星星盲盒里的主茶啊

2247
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:23,020
这个心动盲盒里面的电影票

2248
01:23:23,059 --> 01:23:26,719
这个这个这个至尊盲盒里的钻石跟闪耀

2249
01:23:26,719 --> 01:23:28,400
盲盒里的旅行日记

2250
01:23:28,400 --> 01:23:31,610
这个盲盒出的再多快乐都不是我的

2251
01:23:31,610 --> 01:23:33,100
出个白银宝盒

2252
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:36,100
主播开十个白银还能出九个金币

2253
01:23:36,100 --> 01:23:37,120
真真不行

2254
01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:38,620
真真要真要掉了

2255
01:23:38,620 --> 01:23:39,280
真要掉了

2256
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:40,280
我受不了了

2257
01:23:40,380 --> 01:23:42,560
和主播同步了

2258
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:46,760
给主播来点小小的眉笔震撼是吧

2259
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,600
今天今天收到了收到了

2260
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:51,180
收到了大家对主播的关怀

2261
01:23:51,180 --> 01:23:53,280
给主播来一点小小的眉笔证哈

2262
01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:55,230
我们把加班机机就换掉吧

2263
01:23:55,230 --> 01:23:58,100
来明天出一个圣诞糖果

2264
01:23:58,100 --> 01:24:00,230
加班十分钟

2265
01:24:00,230 --> 01:24:02,630
一个雪球加班八分钟

2266
01:24:02,630 --> 01:24:05,350
一张电影票加班五分钟

2267
01:24:05,350 --> 01:24:06,280
然后呢

2268
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:12,900
这个这个这个一个璀璨钻石加班半个小时

2269
01:24:16,740 --> 01:24:18,920
有本事你就让我憋死在这

2270
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:21,180
明天开始是耐久回

2271
01:24:21,340 --> 01:24:23,680
谢谢雨天的盲盒了

2272
01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:26,080
只想说大是天涯的粉丝灯牌

2273
01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:27,050
感谢支持

2274
01:24:27,050 --> 01:24:30,530
今天早些时候在一个直播间开了四个心动盲盒

2275
01:24:30,530 --> 01:24:31,550
两个棉花糖

2276
01:24:31,550 --> 01:24:32,150
两个票

2277
01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:33,110
好甜好甜

2278
01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:33,710
跟我差不多

2279
01:24:33,710 --> 01:24:35,150
有点安慰到有点安慰到

2280
01:24:35,150 --> 01:24:35,770
谢谢

2281
01:24:35,770 --> 01:24:38,770
有点安慰到了钻石最少一小时

2282
01:24:38,770 --> 01:24:39,670
你是不是太高

2283
01:24:39,670 --> 01:24:40,810
太低估我了

2284
01:24:40,810 --> 01:24:43,979
大头你要不你不信你就开一下

2285
01:24:43,979 --> 01:24:46,570
主播的绝对是十连能出钻的那段

2286
01:24:46,570 --> 01:24:48,910
谢谢圣光的senna

2287
01:24:48,910 --> 01:24:50,140
补一个小猫咪

2288
01:24:50,140 --> 01:24:51,310
圣诞快乐

2289
01:24:51,310 --> 01:24:59,740
喵喵呜喵喵呜喵呜喵呜嗷呜

2290
01:24:59,740 --> 01:25:01,800
谢谢谢感谢支持

2291
01:25:01,860 --> 01:25:03,180
经济适用型

2292
01:25:03,180 --> 01:25:04,860
没有你要重出江湖

2293
01:25:04,860 --> 01:25:08,620
背后究竟是人性的泯灭还是道德的沦丧

2294
01:25:08,620 --> 01:25:12,020
敬请收看今天早上九点半场的米娅

2295
01:25:12,020 --> 01:25:13,700
米娅竟只是有喵娘

2296
01:25:13,700 --> 01:25:14,640
阿里嘎多

2297
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,500
谢谢3月的分散灯牌

2298
01:25:16,500 --> 01:25:17,220
感谢支持

2299
01:25:17,220 --> 01:25:18,520
获得你阿里嘎多

2300
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:20,170
主播想骗我的城

2301
01:25:20,170 --> 01:25:21,340
我不会刷的

2302
01:25:22,540 --> 01:25:25,220
主播的直播间能见到成主播

2303
01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:26,510
主播直接磕头

2304
01:25:26,510 --> 01:25:28,040
主播之间直接磕头

2305
01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,640
认认认你做饭算了

2306
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,720
主播的第一次有点太多了

2307
01:25:32,820 --> 01:25:36,720
这是我自己生活里面的一个口头禅啊

2308
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:39,290
不可能绝对不可能这事能成

2309
01:25:39,290 --> 01:25:41,030
我直接认你做爹对

2310
01:25:41,030 --> 01:25:44,450
这就是主播的一个口头缠在身上的主播

2311
01:25:44,450 --> 01:25:45,950
装可爱的时候还是挺可爱

2312
01:25:45,950 --> 01:25:48,070
有没有可能是发自内心的呀

2313
01:25:48,070 --> 01:25:51,490
平常的时候得把那个可爱的部分收一收

2314
01:25:51,490 --> 01:25:55,490
要不然你们都说我是什么那个老女人

2315
01:25:55,490 --> 01:25:59,680
何故惺惺处作处子态什么之类的

2316
01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:01,780
主播私信怎么发不了图

2317
01:26:01,780 --> 01:26:02,800
你要给我发什么呀

2318
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:04,960
卧槽你怎么上来私信就发图啊

2319
01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:05,980
你要发你要发什么

2320
01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:07,240
你不会给我发蘑菇吧

2321
01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:07,900
好可怕

2322
01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:09,750
拉黑了好可怕

2323
01:26:10,590 --> 01:26:11,610
好可怕

2324
01:26:11,610 --> 01:26:13,770
变态老东西人如其名啊

2325
01:26:13,770 --> 01:26:15,720
嗯主播关一下pk

2326
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:17,130
我倒下垃圾

2327
01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:20,450
为什么为什么关pk才能送啊

2328
01:26:20,450 --> 01:26:21,540
什么情况

2329
01:26:22,419 --> 01:26:24,089
什么蘑菇不知道

2330
01:26:24,089 --> 01:26:25,799
就是那种那种白的

2331
01:26:25,799 --> 01:26:29,320
我不知道他们之前那个就说要给我私信发蘑菇

2332
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:31,060
恶心我

2333
01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:32,800
结果我发了那个什么

2334
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:36,320
发了那个那个超市里面卖的那个切片的杏鲍菇

2335
01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:38,720
只能说下头啊

2336
01:26:38,720 --> 01:26:42,650
主打一个下头主播关一下pk主播怎么关

2337
01:26:42,650 --> 01:26:44,870
主播现在下播点逃跑可不可以呀

2338
01:26:44,870 --> 01:26:46,379
现在逃跑行吗

2339
01:26:47,679 --> 01:26:49,379
老师要准备点什么了

2340
01:26:49,379 --> 01:26:50,759
用垃圾打对面

2341
01:26:50,759 --> 01:26:52,439
有点不尊重对面了

2342
01:26:52,439 --> 01:26:53,219
别别呀

2343
01:26:53,219 --> 01:26:54,179
混个分啊

2344
01:26:54,179 --> 01:26:57,280
季老师平常叫大头

2345
01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,120
平常叫大头

2346
01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,520
这时候要叫姬老师

2347
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:01,080
总榜111

2348
01:27:01,080 --> 01:27:02,520
今天最后一天了

2349
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:04,320
能不能拿那个前百的章

2350
01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:06,240
就看今天了

2351
01:27:06,240 --> 01:27:09,840
希望前面的人都猛猛猛猛打输

2352
01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:13,380
然后主播主播就差那个1000乱斗分

2353
01:27:13,380 --> 01:27:15,120
就能混到前百了

2354
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:16,260
好像好难混啊

2355
01:27:16,260 --> 01:27:18,750
主播怎么像讨口子

2356
01:27:18,750 --> 01:27:20,370
不是他要我关的

2357
01:27:20,370 --> 01:27:21,280
怎么关啊

2358
01:27:21,460 --> 01:27:23,380
今天关怎么关呢

2359
01:27:23,380 --> 01:27:24,040
不吵了

2360
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:24,460
不吵了

2361
01:27:24,460 --> 01:27:25,180
不聊这个了

2362
01:27:25,180 --> 01:27:25,900
不聊这个了

2363
01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:27,260
换换换换

2364
01:27:30,540 --> 01:27:32,980
嗯受不了了

2365
01:27:32,980 --> 01:27:33,580
今天有直播

2366
01:27:33,580 --> 01:27:35,380
就是没播什么东西啊

2367
01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:37,480
主播一次是性格

2368
01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:39,220
性格出现了一些改变

2369
01:27:39,220 --> 01:27:40,760
性格出现了问题

2370
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:43,800
狗咩纳塞

2371
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:44,610
对不起

2372
01:27:44,610 --> 01:27:46,920
能不能改成大头宝宝吃咩啊

2373
01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:48,780
主播会找会找麻烦了吧

2374
01:27:48,780 --> 01:27:50,500
主播会不会找麻烦啊

2375
01:27:50,559 --> 01:27:54,759
谢谢大头的时空精铁干杯情书

2376
01:27:54,759 --> 01:27:56,319
星钻徽章打call

2377
01:27:56,319 --> 01:27:57,219
谢谢牛哇

2378
01:27:57,219 --> 01:27:58,350
感谢支持

2379
01:27:58,350 --> 01:28:02,790
谢谢大头的卧槽表

2380
01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:05,609
谢谢大头的时空旅人呀

2381
01:28:05,609 --> 01:28:06,479
感谢支持

2382
01:28:06,479 --> 01:28:08,309
红豆泥阿里嘎多

2383
01:28:08,309 --> 01:28:09,479
太破费了

2384
01:28:09,479 --> 01:28:12,719
谢谢谢谢我超时空旅人

2385
01:28:12,719 --> 01:28:15,839
这个东西就像是什么呢

2386
01:28:15,839 --> 01:28:17,579
这个东西在礼物界的意义

2387
01:28:17,579 --> 01:28:23,540
就像是就像是你受了别人那个一盒

2388
01:28:23,540 --> 01:28:25,100
那个爱马仕的月饼

2389
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:28,160
就算别人你送了别人一盒那个马会月饼一样

2390
01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:29,840
属于是月饼

2391
01:28:29,840 --> 01:28:33,540
相对这个这个这个这个月饼也挺贵的呀

2392
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:37,320
这个意义非常的那什么

2393
01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:40,600
这就是这就是老老老的哎呦

2394
01:28:40,600 --> 01:28:41,860
是你给我的

2395
01:28:41,860 --> 01:28:43,660
他等一下等一下

2396
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:52,150
你就当我今天上播之前忘记吃那个药

2397
01:28:52,150 --> 01:28:55,120
然后我现在就有点那个什么

2398
01:28:55,120 --> 01:28:57,790
所以今天那个话题找的不好了

2399
01:28:57,790 --> 01:28:59,390
就顺着大家聊聊聊

2400
01:28:59,390 --> 01:29:01,520
一直聊这个这个事情

2401
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,020
对不起啊对不起

2402
01:29:03,020 --> 01:29:04,760
然后大家有那个什么用

2403
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:07,280
那个觉得观感不好的这个情况

2404
01:29:07,280 --> 01:29:09,680
这个这个很抱歉很抱歉

2405
01:29:09,680 --> 01:29:14,100
我们晚上晚上好好补偿一下大家这什么发言啊

2406
01:29:14,420 --> 01:29:18,560
晚上晚上直播主播带点话题来好好补偿一下

2407
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:20,760
大家还真是姬老师

2408
01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:22,980
以后惹完事就来找主播了

2409
01:29:22,980 --> 01:29:23,820
姬老师没事

2410
01:29:23,820 --> 01:29:27,340
主播主播主播主播给你当最坚固的后盾

2411
01:29:27,340 --> 01:29:29,920
你在外面这个万一有什么事情

2412
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:31,960
然后就是被人追杀

2413
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:34,060
你就把名字改成大头宝宝

2414
01:29:34,060 --> 01:29:34,720
吃米呀

2415
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:35,280
米呀

2416
01:29:35,280 --> 01:29:39,030
呃这个括号直播间号22894962

2417
01:29:39,030 --> 01:29:43,020
你的发言一切都可以代表米娅米娅你

2418
01:29:43,020 --> 01:29:43,860
你回来回来

2419
01:29:43,860 --> 01:29:48,319
那什么主播当你最坚韧的这个这个后盾了

2420
01:29:48,319 --> 01:29:48,799
好不好

2421
01:29:50,719 --> 01:29:52,059
补偿是吧

2422
01:29:52,879 --> 01:29:55,959
主要是我今天整个人就没有

2423
01:29:55,959 --> 01:29:58,899
没有太太去看那个直播相关的

2424
01:29:58,899 --> 01:30:00,400
就没有太想话题

2425
01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:02,080
我今天在想什么

2426
01:30:02,080 --> 01:30:06,059
因为我今天晚上七点有一个要截止的东西

2427
01:30:06,059 --> 01:30:09,290
就b l s的那个录像

2428
01:30:09,290 --> 01:30:11,720
我今天今天要把那个录像录出来

2429
01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:14,210
我今天写了好几版的稿子

2430
01:30:14,210 --> 01:30:18,330
什么那个这个这个这个烟烟传媒最强

2431
01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:22,520
什么这个这个这个这个关注烟烟单推人

2432
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:23,270
什么什么

2433
01:30:23,270 --> 01:30:26,630
那个这个这个这个主播在22894962等

2434
01:30:26,630 --> 01:30:27,500
你怎么看

2435
01:30:27,500 --> 01:30:29,180
怎么像那个超市大甩卖

2436
01:30:29,180 --> 01:30:31,740
像像百货要要要卖货的

2437
01:30:31,740 --> 01:30:34,860
不太像是这个主播的获奖感言啊

2438
01:30:34,860 --> 01:30:36,360
那主播怎么办

2439
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:38,730
主播说这个这个关注2289

2440
01:30:38,730 --> 01:30:40,379
我是b站最强钢板

2441
01:30:40,379 --> 01:30:41,970
这个感觉不太好吧

2442
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:44,130
就这种这种编不出来了

2443
01:30:44,130 --> 01:30:47,610
已经主播我艾特你了

2444
01:30:47,610 --> 01:30:48,879
你艾特我什么了

2445
01:30:48,879 --> 01:30:49,479
怎么了

2446
01:30:49,479 --> 01:30:51,459
主播可以扛住这个牌子的鸭吗

2447
01:30:51,459 --> 01:30:53,319
我又没干这个牌子干的事

2448
01:30:53,319 --> 01:30:54,819
我为什么要扛他的压呀

2449
01:30:54,819 --> 01:30:55,760
我受不了了

2450
01:30:56,260 --> 01:30:59,080
你问菩萨为什么这么多人骂米呀

2451
01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:00,940
米呀啊

2452
01:31:00,940 --> 01:31:03,480
我看到了十个许愿币

2453
01:31:03,480 --> 01:31:05,620
直接出个星际漫步啊

2454
01:31:09,740 --> 01:31:11,200
我看到了我看到了

2455
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:12,580
你还特意艾特我一下

2456
01:31:12,580 --> 01:31:13,720
太客气了吧

2457
01:31:13,720 --> 01:31:15,110
变态老东西

2458
01:31:16,530 --> 01:31:18,410
主播骂你发自真心了

2459
01:31:18,410 --> 01:31:21,140
真的太太客气了吧

2460
01:31:21,140 --> 01:31:22,490
特意艾特我

2461
01:31:22,490 --> 01:31:25,790
来来让我让我让我被你攻击一下是吧

2462
01:31:25,790 --> 01:31:27,760
本来都把这件事情忘记了

2463
01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:32,810
本来不想知道这些的主播是没见过

2464
01:31:34,910 --> 01:31:36,530
我不信肯定是p的

2465
01:31:36,530 --> 01:31:37,670
肯定是修改的

2466
01:31:37,670 --> 01:31:38,510
后台修改的

2467
01:31:38,510 --> 01:31:40,910
我不相信这世界上怎么会有这种事情呢

2468
01:31:40,910 --> 01:31:42,890
我不相信我没有发生过

2469
01:31:42,890 --> 01:31:44,240
不知道没见过

2470
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:45,620
没有没有见过

2471
01:31:47,699 --> 01:31:51,079
我去母没少吃瓜呀

2472
01:31:51,079 --> 01:31:51,559
真香

2473
01:31:51,559 --> 01:31:53,299
属于是没少吃瓜了

2474
01:31:53,299 --> 01:31:56,239
你问菩萨为什么这么多人骂李艳梅啊

2475
01:31:56,239 --> 01:31:56,980
怎么了

2476
01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:59,320
我就知道看主播直播间的

2477
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:03,940
就算外表上看起来再像纯良成分里面的牌子

2478
01:32:03,940 --> 01:32:04,840
再纯粮

2479
01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:10,120
最后就是本质上内心也是也是老嗨级别的

2480
01:32:11,119 --> 01:32:11,859
怎么办

2481
01:32:11,859 --> 01:32:13,419
大家有没有什么好主意

2482
01:32:13,419 --> 01:32:14,499
我好焦虑啊

2483
01:32:14,499 --> 01:32:16,179
就有那种考前恐惧症

2484
01:32:16,179 --> 01:32:19,660
我估计以后结婚也会有那种婚前焦虑症

2485
01:32:19,660 --> 01:32:22,210
他给了一个明确的截止时间

2486
01:32:22,210 --> 01:32:23,770
让我准备这个东西

2487
01:32:23,770 --> 01:32:26,020
然后我一下就觉得特别焦虑

2488
01:32:26,020 --> 01:32:28,470
就走来走去挠挠头啊

2489
01:32:28,470 --> 01:32:29,250
洗洗头发

2490
01:32:29,250 --> 01:32:29,910
做做饭

2491
01:32:29,910 --> 01:32:31,950
就是不想干这个事情

2492
01:32:31,950 --> 01:32:32,670
一干这个事情

2493
01:32:32,670 --> 01:32:34,470
我就觉得这个哎呀这个说的不好

2494
01:32:34,470 --> 01:32:35,510
那个说的不好

2495
01:32:35,510 --> 01:32:38,660
今天上来的时候嗓子有点有点哑

2496
01:32:38,660 --> 01:32:40,770
就是因为我下播的时候

2497
01:32:40,770 --> 01:32:43,980
我去录了好久的这个20秒钟的视频啊

2498
01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:46,530
感觉20秒钟还没有暖机呢

2499
01:32:46,530 --> 01:32:47,670
就让我关机了

2500
01:32:47,670 --> 01:32:48,630
有点难受了

2501
01:32:48,630 --> 01:32:49,630
这时间太短了

2502
01:32:49,770 --> 01:32:51,310
受不了了

2503
01:32:51,310 --> 01:32:52,330
好焦虑啊

2504
01:32:52,330 --> 01:32:53,290
好焦虑

2505
01:32:53,290 --> 01:32:54,970
主播还会结婚吗

2506
01:32:54,970 --> 01:32:55,750
我急了

2507
01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:58,660
在有生之年应该不会只是说打个比方

2508
01:32:58,660 --> 01:33:01,309
打个比方性格上的问题

2509
01:33:01,309 --> 01:33:02,329
菩萨问我

2510
01:33:02,329 --> 01:33:02,989
你骂了吗

2511
01:33:02,989 --> 01:33:03,709
我说没有

2512
01:33:03,709 --> 01:33:04,429
我是房管

2513
01:33:04,429 --> 01:33:04,969
菩萨说

2514
01:33:04,969 --> 01:33:06,949
那你给我解下禁言

2515
01:33:09,660 --> 01:33:10,250
哎

2516
01:33:10,250 --> 01:33:11,420
为什么是20秒

2517
01:33:11,420 --> 01:33:12,980
他就要求20秒啊

2518
01:33:12,980 --> 01:33:14,390
他要求就20秒

2519
01:33:14,390 --> 01:33:15,500
不能太长

2520
01:33:15,500 --> 01:33:16,400
太长了

2521
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:17,180
不可以

2522
01:33:17,180 --> 01:33:19,070
只能给你放20秒

2523
01:33:19,070 --> 01:33:22,250
到时候别人真人都是手捧奖杯

2524
01:33:22,250 --> 01:33:22,850
站在那里

2525
01:33:22,850 --> 01:33:24,170
穿着华丽的礼服

2526
01:33:24,170 --> 01:33:26,299
然后对镜头点头致意

2527
01:33:26,299 --> 01:33:27,739
等到到了主播呢

2528
01:33:27,739 --> 01:33:29,210
主持人一介绍啊

2529
01:33:29,210 --> 01:33:32,390
这个我们的虚拟荣耀冠军请看大屏幕

2530
01:33:32,390 --> 01:33:33,590
请看一段vcr

2531
01:33:33,590 --> 01:33:38,260
然后主播就会在这个不太不太漂亮的背景中

2532
01:33:38,260 --> 01:33:39,820
不太隆重的出场了

2533
01:33:39,820 --> 01:33:44,120
希望大家不要太嫌弃天涯海角

2534
01:33:45,780 --> 01:33:47,180
风月无边

2535
01:33:47,180 --> 01:33:48,940
沉鱼落雁

2536
01:33:49,340 --> 01:33:51,220
工具人你那边要录吗

2537
01:33:51,220 --> 01:33:52,360
应该都要吧

2538
01:33:52,360 --> 01:33:53,140
工具人呢

2539
01:33:53,140 --> 01:33:53,920
然后大头啊

2540
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:55,480
那边应该都要录的吧

2541
01:33:55,480 --> 01:33:57,190
好像应该都要吧

2542
01:33:58,010 --> 01:34:00,070
主要是他那个什么

2543
01:34:01,390 --> 01:34:05,940
他他这个不让不让得多个奖项的人录多次

2544
01:34:05,940 --> 01:34:06,900
你知道吧

2545
01:34:06,900 --> 01:34:10,630
要不然主播就不会这么这么纠结了

2546
01:34:10,630 --> 01:34:12,610
你要说说一句话吧

2547
01:34:12,610 --> 01:34:14,770
又感觉没有哪一句话的含金量

2548
01:34:14,770 --> 01:34:19,080
可以就一句话把所有的事都概括了

2549
01:34:19,080 --> 01:34:20,610
你要说说长点吧

2550
01:34:20,610 --> 01:34:22,040
人家又不允许

2551
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:26,990
所以我一直脑子里面在焦虑这个事情啊

2552
01:34:26,990 --> 01:34:31,340
对钟声回响缓慢一样

2553
01:34:31,559 --> 01:34:33,539
想起你在何方

2554
01:34:33,539 --> 01:34:36,960
从上面两件套和气泡泡已经碎

2555
01:34:37,680 --> 01:34:39,800
今天早上好多黑听哦

2556
01:34:39,800 --> 01:34:41,930
就好多都不说话了

2557
01:34:41,930 --> 01:34:43,280
大家都不讲话

2558
01:34:43,280 --> 01:34:45,080
但是同阶越来越高

2559
01:34:45,080 --> 01:34:46,580
就好多黑听啊

2560
01:34:47,390 --> 01:34:49,850
醒醒起床啦

2561
01:34:49,850 --> 01:34:51,860
跟绵绵聊天

2562
01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:54,680
问哈喽哈喽

2563
01:34:56,360 --> 01:34:58,460
什么美颜变不可爱

2564
01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:01,820
好吧

2565
01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:03,330
哪天不多

2566
01:35:03,330 --> 01:35:05,580
早上都都都不说话

2567
01:35:05,580 --> 01:35:06,420
早上都不上

2568
01:35:06,420 --> 01:35:10,620
早上可以清明太多了

2569
01:35:10,790 --> 01:35:13,610
喊工具人点外卖呢

2570
01:35:13,610 --> 01:35:16,040
麦当劳外卖好卖一个什么

2571
01:35:16,040 --> 01:35:18,800
麦当劳外外卖好贵一个

2572
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:20,360
你开会员了吗

2573
01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:21,080
他是多少

2574
01:35:21,080 --> 01:35:21,560
配送费

2575
01:35:21,560 --> 01:35:22,850
五块九块

2576
01:35:22,850 --> 01:35:25,050
不知道别尬黑都在倒

2577
01:35:25,050 --> 01:35:30,000
没空理我

2578
01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:31,680
人的xp是自由的

2579
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:35,340
但是倒的话能不能看点看点该看的东西啊

2580
01:35:35,340 --> 01:35:37,440
你看你看哎呀

2581
01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:38,790
全都没关系

2582
01:35:38,790 --> 01:35:40,620
please just give me kiss

2583
01:35:40,620 --> 01:35:41,780
我神魂颠

2584
01:35:41,810 --> 01:35:44,600
躁动的心在放鞭炮

2585
01:35:44,600 --> 01:35:45,520
我的丘比

2586
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:47,980
我想知道机器

2587
01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:52,260
九块九块是吧

2588
01:35:52,260 --> 01:35:53,520
你被你吵醒了

2589
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:54,420
你得赔我

2590
01:35:54,420 --> 01:35:55,140
我赔你什么

2591
01:35:55,140 --> 01:35:56,980
我陪你陪你聊天哈哈

2592
01:35:56,980 --> 01:35:58,660
我陪你聊天好吧

2593
01:35:58,660 --> 01:35:59,560
陪你聊天

2594
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:00,580
身体难受

2595
01:36:00,580 --> 01:36:01,180
打不了字

2596
01:36:01,180 --> 01:36:02,680
辛苦了么么么么

2597
01:36:02,680 --> 01:36:04,719
主要上班在摸鱼呢

2598
01:36:04,719 --> 01:36:07,299
什么点歌危险派对我

2599
01:36:07,299 --> 01:36:11,699
我只能说问问题根本不会找那个专属尊享客服

2600
01:36:11,699 --> 01:36:12,779
别找正常的

2601
01:36:12,779 --> 01:36:13,559
正常的客服

2602
01:36:13,559 --> 01:36:15,230
只会说您好亲亲

2603
01:36:15,230 --> 01:36:18,230
根据你也能看到的某一条规则显示

2604
01:36:18,230 --> 01:36:19,250
这件事就是这样的

2605
01:36:19,250 --> 01:36:20,660
然后你说不行啊

2606
01:36:20,660 --> 01:36:21,380
这有问题啊

2607
01:36:21,380 --> 01:36:22,280
然后你说不行不行

2608
01:36:22,280 --> 01:36:24,059
我们本次会话已经结束了

2609
01:36:24,059 --> 01:36:24,719
然后就这样

2610
01:36:24,719 --> 01:36:26,639
前面我的服务打分嗯

2611
01:36:26,639 --> 01:36:28,259
可能b站的客服跟他的

2612
01:36:28,259 --> 01:36:33,120
那个他的他的评分跟他的绩效工资挂钩的程度

2613
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:34,020
不是很严重啊

2614
01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:37,570
要不然的话他他怎么能这么随心所欲呢

2615
01:36:38,650 --> 01:36:42,460
也不尊享

2616
01:36:42,460 --> 01:36:44,260
有的时候也解决不了问题

2617
01:36:44,260 --> 01:36:46,800
尊享已经比普通客服聪明多了

2618
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:50,100
假设说普通的客服是啥比ai

2619
01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:52,940
那么真相就是聪明一点的ai啊

2620
01:36:53,700 --> 01:36:56,270
但更高级的我还真没见过

2621
01:36:56,270 --> 01:36:59,220
就服务主播的客服是最傻的

2622
01:36:59,220 --> 01:37:01,320
然后服务那个尊享客服

2623
01:37:01,320 --> 01:37:04,520
应该算是b站客服里最聪明的一批了

2624
01:37:04,520 --> 01:37:06,320
尊享也不回啊

2625
01:37:07,820 --> 01:37:09,340
因为你的到来

2626
01:37:09,340 --> 01:37:11,950
我记得以前尊享课不是一对一的

2627
01:37:11,950 --> 01:37:13,600
现在是不是一对多啊

2628
01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:14,560
就一个尊享客服

2629
01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:16,800
对对30个用户之类的

2630
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:19,740
有点有点像那个什么

2631
01:37:19,740 --> 01:37:20,880
有点像银行柜台

2632
01:37:20,880 --> 01:37:21,300
不确定

2633
01:37:21,300 --> 01:37:24,340
再看看找你

2634
01:37:24,340 --> 01:37:25,960
你去阿b门口吐口水

2635
01:37:29,140 --> 01:37:30,580
关注美呀咩呀

2636
01:37:30,580 --> 01:37:31,480
谢谢喵

2637
01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:35,540
你看到那个门口有list list

2638
01:37:35,540 --> 01:37:36,800
保安的人过去

2639
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:38,580
你就打关注美颜米娅

2640
01:37:38,580 --> 01:37:39,180
谢谢喵

2641
01:37:39,180 --> 01:37:40,320
然后没有保安的话

2642
01:37:40,320 --> 01:37:43,960
你就打这个这个这个这个垃圾破绽

2643
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:45,160
还我血汗钱

2644
01:37:45,160 --> 01:37:46,660
你你你印两面啊

2645
01:37:46,660 --> 01:37:47,650
你也两面

2646
01:37:47,650 --> 01:37:48,670
你也两面

2647
01:37:48,670 --> 01:37:49,870
然后有保安来了

2648
01:37:49,870 --> 01:37:51,430
你就换换成关注美颜

2649
01:37:51,430 --> 01:37:52,240
喵啊喵

2650
01:37:52,240 --> 01:37:52,930
怎么样

2651
01:37:52,930 --> 01:37:53,559
可以吧

2652
01:37:53,614 --> 01:37:56,559
你们那天零点大乱斗都被吞了

2653
01:37:56,559 --> 01:37:57,159
都没人理

2654
01:37:57,159 --> 01:37:59,139
什么叫零点大乱斗被吞了

2655
01:37:59,139 --> 01:38:01,520
积分没了没分是吧

2656
01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:02,360
谢谢提醒

2657
01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:05,480
本次的心动盲盒的决产生带你感谢支持

2658
01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:05,840
欢哥

2659
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:08,500
你的说是一对一

2660
01:38:08,500 --> 01:38:11,140
其实都是一对多一

2661
01:38:11,340 --> 01:38:15,000
那就只能祝b站的客服在感情关系里面对吧

2662
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,380
就是算了算了

2663
01:38:16,380 --> 01:38:17,640
有点太太那什么了

2664
01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:19,080
就是住不回消息啊

2665
01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:22,130
不会解决问题的客服在感情关系里也是这种

2666
01:38:22,130 --> 01:38:23,270
明面上一对一

2667
01:38:23,270 --> 01:38:25,430
其实只有在跟你聊天的时候是一对一啊

2668
01:38:25,430 --> 01:38:26,990
在那不跟你聊天的时候

2669
01:38:26,990 --> 01:38:28,850
就会一对多的这种状况啊

2670
01:38:31,199 --> 01:38:31,919
卧槽

2671
01:38:31,919 --> 01:38:33,869
你不是你不是你主播

2672
01:38:33,869 --> 01:38:35,189
主播都成为你的后盾了

2673
01:38:35,189 --> 01:38:36,329
你居然还有主播加米

2674
01:38:36,329 --> 01:38:39,380
我受不了两倍积分呢

2675
01:38:39,380 --> 01:38:40,160
确实血亏

2676
01:38:40,160 --> 01:38:42,260
我每天的那个单人都胜场

2677
01:38:42,260 --> 01:38:44,540
都不知道就打成什么样

2678
01:38:44,540 --> 01:38:47,730
每次都是呃300分400分

2679
01:38:47,730 --> 01:38:49,050
然后就把第一场打了

2680
01:38:49,050 --> 01:38:50,040
就这样子

2681
01:38:50,040 --> 01:38:51,210
不是二倍没了

2682
01:38:51,210 --> 01:38:52,410
是分直接没了

2683
01:38:52,410 --> 01:38:53,750
卧槽真恶心啊

2684
01:38:53,930 --> 01:38:55,790
好恶毒的祝福啊

2685
01:38:55,790 --> 01:38:56,450
我想了想

2686
01:38:56,450 --> 01:38:58,370
感觉有点太没米线了

2687
01:38:58,370 --> 01:39:01,240
呵呵有点太没米线了

2688
01:39:02,080 --> 01:39:04,260
关键你不是一对一的话

2689
01:39:04,260 --> 01:39:07,680
你起码你你消息得回呀

2690
01:39:07,680 --> 01:39:08,460
两个小时

2691
01:39:08,460 --> 01:39:09,760
三个小时以内

2692
01:39:09,760 --> 01:39:10,780
上班的时间

2693
01:39:10,780 --> 01:39:14,300
两三个小时以内回忆一下应该没有那么困难吧

2694
01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:18,330
有的时候他确实嗯你要求他

2695
01:39:18,330 --> 01:39:20,580
他什么时候你去联系他都秒回

2696
01:39:20,580 --> 01:39:22,020
那确实太强人所难了

2697
01:39:22,020 --> 01:39:24,840
但是两三个小时在白天的时候回忆一下

2698
01:39:24,840 --> 01:39:27,720
我觉得还是挺挺应该的呀

2699
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:29,530
谢谢饭团的圣诞

2700
01:39:29,530 --> 01:39:30,910
盲盒的圣诞树呢

2701
01:39:30,910 --> 01:39:32,470
感谢支持阿里嘎多

2702
01:39:33,910 --> 01:39:34,810
联系我一下

2703
01:39:34,810 --> 01:39:35,950
我一起去验了

2704
01:39:35,950 --> 01:39:37,680
明天就去打

2705
01:39:40,180 --> 01:39:42,990
后天会不会在社会新闻上见到你啊

2706
01:39:42,990 --> 01:39:45,990
后天后天会不会在社会新闻上看到你啊

2707
01:39:45,990 --> 01:39:47,970
大头后天在社会新闻上看到

2708
01:39:47,970 --> 01:39:50,430
某男子勇闯哔哩哔哩

2709
01:39:50,430 --> 01:39:53,730
这个什么某男子勇闯哔哩哔哩总部

2710
01:39:55,710 --> 01:39:56,130
内容

2711
01:39:56,130 --> 01:39:56,970
敬为关注

2712
01:39:56,970 --> 01:39:58,270
单推女主播

2713
01:39:58,270 --> 01:40:01,360
然后据悉据本台记者了解

2714
01:40:01,360 --> 01:40:04,610
这个此人的b站id为大头宝宝

2715
01:40:04,610 --> 01:40:08,469
明天开始你就取代了那个蒙蒙什么上单

2716
01:40:08,469 --> 01:40:10,149
你就取代了蒙古上单

2717
01:40:10,149 --> 01:40:14,349
成为了新一届的这个恶恶对吧

2718
01:40:14,820 --> 01:40:16,020
上次问的问题

2719
01:40:16,020 --> 01:40:17,340
五个小时之后回了我一句

2720
01:40:17,340 --> 01:40:18,420
帮你查一下

2721
01:40:18,420 --> 01:40:18,840
等一下

2722
01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:20,620
然后又让我等了一个小时

2723
01:40:20,620 --> 01:40:22,120
这个真的很恶心啊

2724
01:40:22,120 --> 01:40:23,350
真挺恶心的

2725
01:40:23,350 --> 01:40:26,620
我之前在我记得哪一次哪一个活动啊

2726
01:40:26,620 --> 01:40:28,160
然后我去问客服

2727
01:40:28,160 --> 01:40:30,260
那个结算的方式是什么样的

2728
01:40:30,260 --> 01:40:33,080
我记得离那个活动结束只有12个小时了

2729
01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:37,420
然后那个客服说明天才能回复我

2730
01:40:37,420 --> 01:40:39,280
我说明天的活动都结束了

2731
01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:40,820
我要你回复干什么

2732
01:40:42,060 --> 01:40:45,420
我说这个明天的活动都结束了

2733
01:40:45,420 --> 01:40:46,020
我要你

2734
01:40:46,020 --> 01:40:47,640
我要你回复我干什么

2735
01:40:47,640 --> 01:40:48,240
他说哦

2736
01:40:48,240 --> 01:40:50,340
那那那您稍等一下哦

2737
01:40:50,340 --> 01:40:53,370
我寻思原来原来你能回我啊

2738
01:40:53,370 --> 01:40:55,360
我受不了了

2739
01:40:55,360 --> 01:40:57,820
你得给他整点压力

2740
01:40:57,820 --> 01:40:58,360
你知道吧

2741
01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:00,660
你们怎么都是一个头衔啊

2742
01:41:00,780 --> 01:41:03,360
他现在在直播间说话的人

2743
01:41:03,360 --> 01:41:05,400
怎么都是这个黑金翅膀啊

2744
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:07,320
怎么怎么你们一屏幕都是这个翅膀

2745
01:41:07,320 --> 01:41:10,340
我才发现找个有尊享的验人帮忙问

2746
01:41:10,340 --> 01:41:12,440
就是找的有尊享的验人帮忙问

2747
01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:14,040
然后尊享客服跟他说

2748
01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:15,990
你如果明天再回复你

2749
01:41:15,990 --> 01:41:19,300
对这个这个这个今天今天什么

2750
01:41:19,300 --> 01:41:21,520
今天今天这个这个什么领导

2751
01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:24,120
还是什么部门负责这个的人下班了

2752
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:30,219
主播主播不是我明天才能回复你

2753
01:41:30,219 --> 01:41:31,539
因为这是最新的

2754
01:41:31,539 --> 01:41:32,319
你们都喜欢

2755
01:41:32,319 --> 01:41:33,819
就像那个什么啊

2756
01:41:33,819 --> 01:41:36,610
以前我还不理解那个那个那个什么

2757
01:41:36,610 --> 01:41:39,730
就是呃在看电视剧里面说

2758
01:41:39,730 --> 01:41:42,070
贵妇每1年的每一个季度

2759
01:41:42,070 --> 01:41:44,699
都要买一大柜子的新衣服

2760
01:41:44,699 --> 01:41:47,389
就是每个品牌送到家里面自己挑的那种

2761
01:41:47,389 --> 01:41:48,469
我还不理解

2762
01:41:48,469 --> 01:41:51,829
为什么每个季度都要买当季当季最新的衣服啊

2763
01:41:51,829 --> 01:41:54,169
是2年前的老款什么的

2764
01:41:54,169 --> 01:41:55,100
不好看吗

2765
01:41:55,100 --> 01:41:56,930
是以前的款不好看吗

2766
01:41:56,930 --> 01:41:59,460
后来我才发现现在有点理解了

2767
01:41:59,700 --> 01:42:02,760
现在现在主播有点理解了

2768
01:42:02,760 --> 01:42:04,020
副歌太多了

2769
01:42:04,020 --> 01:42:05,100
你也有这个吧

2770
01:42:05,100 --> 01:42:05,940
也有这个吧

2771
01:42:05,940 --> 01:42:09,500
陈晓什么翅膀节

2772
01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:14,330
下午就去夜人快去快去快去

2773
01:42:14,330 --> 01:42:15,620
记得返图给我

2774
01:42:15,620 --> 01:42:17,210
记得返图给我

2775
01:42:17,210 --> 01:42:18,290
我要正面

2776
01:42:18,290 --> 01:42:19,970
我要那个关注美颜米娅

2777
01:42:19,970 --> 01:42:20,680
谢谢喵啊

2778
01:42:20,680 --> 01:42:22,120
我不要那个背面

2779
01:42:22,120 --> 01:42:22,840
背面不行

2780
01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:24,000
必须得正面

2781
01:42:24,820 --> 01:42:26,700
明天社会新闻天啊

2782
01:42:26,700 --> 01:42:29,520
我一定会注意看上海本地新闻的主播

2783
01:42:29,520 --> 01:42:30,540
很少看新闻啊

2784
01:42:30,540 --> 01:42:31,610
但是为了你

2785
01:42:31,610 --> 01:42:32,210
为了你

2786
01:42:32,210 --> 01:42:35,690
我愿意明天呃用宝贵的一个小时看看新闻

2787
01:42:35,690 --> 01:42:37,360
应该不至于上央视吧

2788
01:42:37,360 --> 01:42:41,740
看上海本地新闻应该就可以吧

2789
01:42:41,740 --> 01:42:44,410
每个比赛都想要印记是吧

2790
01:42:44,410 --> 01:42:45,640
那倒也没有

2791
01:42:45,640 --> 01:42:48,780
就是好多比赛都是我我我都放弃了

2792
01:42:48,780 --> 01:42:50,730
但是忽然发现好像能印上

2793
01:42:50,730 --> 01:42:55,280
就比如说这次这个圣诞本来根本就没打算去打

2794
01:42:55,280 --> 01:42:58,920
但是就是但是但是都是给我开了盒子

2795
01:42:58,920 --> 01:43:02,460
我一看开的这个分数好像好像还能验一个

2796
01:43:02,460 --> 01:43:04,360
然后就一下就凑出来了

2797
01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:07,540
每次我想要印记的那个时候

2798
01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:09,920
就是我我我觉得放弃了

2799
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:10,940
我不想要了

2800
01:43:10,940 --> 01:43:14,040
然后大家就会就会帮我一下

2801
01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:17,040
所以就烟人真的太照顾主播了耶

2802
01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:18,750
人太照顾主播了

2803
01:43:18,750 --> 01:43:20,970
装扮装扮控了

2804
01:43:22,950 --> 01:43:25,050
主播的这个这个什么装扮

2805
01:43:25,050 --> 01:43:28,090
装扮狂魔的这个这个哎呦

2806
01:43:28,090 --> 01:43:30,100
身份被大家看穿了

2807
01:43:30,100 --> 01:43:32,350
很喜欢米娅米娅的一句话

2808
01:43:32,350 --> 01:43:33,600
这个我们不打

2809
01:43:34,920 --> 01:43:37,440
对不起对不起我的

2810
01:43:37,440 --> 01:43:38,520
我错了

2811
01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:39,420
磕头了

2812
01:43:39,420 --> 01:43:40,410
砰砰砰砰

2813
01:43:40,410 --> 01:43:42,180
肥猫太会结晶了

2814
01:43:42,180 --> 01:43:44,160
我真结不过人家

2815
01:43:44,160 --> 01:43:47,000
你说主播主播天天承受了

2816
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:51,920
大家说会结晶主播主播主播那个什么主播

2817
01:43:51,920 --> 01:43:56,480
这个这个新的紫字就是就是不是提督续费

2818
01:43:56,480 --> 01:43:59,040
首开提督已经两个月整

2819
01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:01,560
就是没有人给主播首开过提督了

2820
01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:04,629
这是一个结晶主播该有的实力吗

2821
01:44:04,629 --> 01:44:05,589
真的不是

2822
01:44:05,589 --> 01:44:07,389
我真的就正常砸他

2823
01:44:07,389 --> 01:44:09,069
真的没有主打结晶

2824
01:44:09,069 --> 01:44:11,440
真的真的我错了

2825
01:44:11,440 --> 01:44:13,690
下次继续骗这个我们不骗

2826
01:44:13,690 --> 01:44:14,770
这我们不骗

2827
01:44:14,770 --> 01:44:15,940
真不骗

2828
01:44:15,940 --> 01:44:17,140
真不骗了

2829
01:44:17,140 --> 01:44:18,460
我知道错了啊

2830
01:44:18,460 --> 01:44:20,080
一边说不骗一边嗯

2831
01:44:20,080 --> 01:44:21,940
一边第八能不能给点面子

2832
01:44:21,940 --> 01:44:23,500
这红福晚点出吧

2833
01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:26,080
谢谢恭喜主播米米娅荣登

2834
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:26,920
谢谢宝宝

2835
01:44:26,920 --> 01:44:28,160
虚拟主播榜第八

2836
01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:29,660
即将即将获得

2837
01:44:31,640 --> 01:44:32,840
好像没东西啊

2838
01:44:32,840 --> 01:44:34,650
但是还是恭喜你

2839
01:44:34,650 --> 01:44:36,570
好多年里该多欢迎嗨

2840
01:44:36,570 --> 01:44:37,260
早上好

2841
01:44:39,180 --> 01:44:41,920
我特别想听这个真的

2842
01:44:41,920 --> 01:44:45,160
今天已经听了这首歌十遍了

2843
01:44:45,160 --> 01:44:47,200
直播里面听了四遍

2844
01:44:47,200 --> 01:44:49,600
你要去圣诞活动偷屁股了

2845
01:44:49,600 --> 01:44:55,060
去吧去吧去吧去吧

2846
01:44:55,100 --> 01:44:57,700
就没有人夸一下我的音乐品味吗

2847
01:44:57,700 --> 01:44:59,740
我昨天下播之前还放了这首歌

2848
01:44:59,740 --> 01:45:01,260
大家都没什么反应

2849
01:45:01,260 --> 01:45:02,040
这个呢

2850
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:05,040
这个呢你们你们觉不觉得你们觉得好不好听

2851
01:45:05,040 --> 01:45:07,520
完场的阉人不给主播反应

2852
01:45:07,520 --> 01:45:10,280
主播再问问早产的好不好听

2853
01:45:10,280 --> 01:45:14,120
能帮阿姆打啊

2854
01:45:17,299 --> 01:45:19,719
小黑子小黑子

2855
01:45:19,719 --> 01:45:23,049
你是你是你是阿姆的黑子

2856
01:45:23,049 --> 01:45:26,220
你好听捏

2857
01:45:26,220 --> 01:45:27,570
诶我也觉得好听啊

2858
01:45:27,570 --> 01:45:30,400
欧美人已经23年没更新过歌单了啊

2859
01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:33,520
能不能把那个你的欧美歌单分享给我呀

2860
01:45:33,520 --> 01:45:35,200
我最近挺想听英文歌的

2861
01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:38,910
但是我听的英文歌就是食堂会放的那种

2862
01:45:38,910 --> 01:45:42,020
我以前在学校食堂听食堂放的歌

2863
01:45:42,020 --> 01:45:44,600
食堂放的歌都比我的那个英文歌单

2864
01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:47,060
里面的歌要潮流很多

2865
01:45:47,720 --> 01:45:51,700
我的英文歌单上次更新还是在学校食堂吃饭呢

2866
01:45:51,700 --> 01:45:53,110
然后疫情开始之后

2867
01:45:53,110 --> 01:45:55,150
食堂就不供应热食了

2868
01:45:55,150 --> 01:45:56,170
天天都是沙拉

2869
01:45:56,170 --> 01:45:57,010
三明治

2870
01:45:57,010 --> 01:45:58,150
主播懒得去

2871
01:45:58,150 --> 01:45:59,880
没有兴趣就不吃了

2872
01:45:59,880 --> 01:46:02,760
肯定给你的库莉姆女士打呀

2873
01:46:02,760 --> 01:46:04,560
你怎么是女士被呢

2874
01:46:04,560 --> 01:46:05,240
好可怕

2875
01:46:06,780 --> 01:46:07,880
好听捏

2876
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:11,610
嗯嗯这首歌叫downtown

2877
01:46:11,610 --> 01:46:14,539
记得记得加一下歌单捏

2878
01:46:14,539 --> 01:46:16,789
不如电棍群青

2879
01:46:16,789 --> 01:46:19,699
你们不会把那个歌单里面那个什么切出来

2880
01:46:19,699 --> 01:46:20,599
天天溜吧

2881
01:46:20,599 --> 01:46:23,320
投降喵哈哈

2882
01:46:23,320 --> 01:46:25,330
狠狠拿下主播

2883
01:46:25,330 --> 01:46:29,320
最近在听打雷洗茶是什么呀

2884
01:46:29,320 --> 01:46:31,360
主播别跟主播说黑话

2885
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:33,020
主播听不懂的哎呀

2886
01:46:33,020 --> 01:46:34,820
别把主播想的太聪明

2887
01:46:34,820 --> 01:46:36,050
主播真听不懂

2888
01:46:36,050 --> 01:46:39,100
能不能能不能整点能听懂的

2889
01:46:39,260 --> 01:46:41,000
九点能听懂的嘛

2890
01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:46,280
好不好

2891
01:46:57,960 --> 01:47:03,360
夏亚大力x c x2 确实天才

2892
01:47:03,360 --> 01:47:10,720
好像达雷斯塔的那个感觉

2893
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:19,179
了不起的盖特别电影插曲

2894
01:47:21,120 --> 01:47:22,080
这样子吗

2895
01:47:22,080 --> 01:47:25,140
换成星这首歌

2896
01:47:25,140 --> 01:47:26,400
这个是歌名吗

2897
01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:27,320
还是什么呀

2898
01:47:27,320 --> 01:47:34,740
我看下午xxx啊

2899
01:47:34,740 --> 01:47:35,420
不行

2900
01:47:35,420 --> 01:47:38,840
谢谢群星的圣诞盲盒的圣诞树呢

2901
01:47:38,840 --> 01:47:39,650
感谢支持

2902
01:47:39,650 --> 01:47:43,140
获得你阿里嘎多还是圣诞盲盒

2903
01:47:43,140 --> 01:47:47,020
对主播最好了不行

2904
01:47:47,020 --> 01:47:48,520
搜不到打雷洗他

2905
01:47:48,520 --> 01:47:50,360
搜不到诶

2906
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:51,800
只能搜到这个歌手

2907
01:47:51,800 --> 01:47:53,210
但搜不到这首歌

2908
01:47:53,210 --> 01:47:55,970
是我的音乐软件出问题了吗

2909
01:47:55,970 --> 01:47:57,020
是歌手名

2910
01:47:57,020 --> 01:47:58,640
只不过这两个歌手我很喜欢

2911
01:47:58,640 --> 01:48:02,660
就是看到大不都是你的

2912
01:48:02,660 --> 01:48:06,860
你也没有应该应该找我听欧美的朋友

2913
01:48:06,860 --> 01:48:08,720
要点欧美歌的歌单了

2914
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:12,020
发现杂谈听那个欧美歌的时候

2915
01:48:12,020 --> 01:48:15,320
感觉会爆发出超乎常人的智慧啊

2916
01:48:15,320 --> 01:48:17,660
虽然身量异于成年人

2917
01:48:17,660 --> 01:48:23,420
但是智慧能力却超过成年人的名主播米娅米娅

2918
01:48:25,740 --> 01:48:27,740
没有一个人是真的就矮

2919
01:48:27,740 --> 01:48:29,159
是真的聪明

2920
01:48:29,159 --> 01:48:30,449
一点都不聪明了

2921
01:48:30,449 --> 01:48:31,889
这首歌叫什么

2922
01:48:31,889 --> 01:48:36,960
是中岛爱的星间飞行ka

2923
01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:40,920
对这个这个这个直播间的这个老师

2924
01:48:40,920 --> 01:48:45,540
被沈逸米亚最喜欢的一首歌

2925
01:49:02,120 --> 01:49:03,340
一个字都不会看

2926
01:49:08,020 --> 01:49:09,140
听了五遍

2927
01:49:09,140 --> 01:49:11,780
但是一个字都不会唱

2928
01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:18,320
大家一般学歌要听多少遍才能学会一首歌啊

2929
01:49:18,320 --> 01:49:19,540
就是听原唱

2930
01:49:19,540 --> 01:49:22,240
听到能把副歌那个调哼出来

2931
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:23,890
然后再加歌词唱出来

2932
01:49:23,890 --> 01:49:25,219
再把主歌学会

2933
01:49:25,219 --> 01:49:27,840
一般要多少遍才能学会呢

2934
01:49:28,600 --> 01:49:32,340
主播都有点不太确定自己到底是易如常人的笨

2935
01:49:32,340 --> 01:49:34,180
还是一如常人的聪明了

2936
01:49:35,420 --> 01:49:40,140
初中就听过xxx的xxx

2937
01:49:44,560 --> 01:49:46,320
十几遍就能学会啊

2938
01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:48,960
一遍真的吗

2939
01:49:49,679 --> 01:49:51,079
一遍就能学会

2940
01:49:54,619 --> 01:49:56,240
你不会是ai吧

2941
01:49:56,360 --> 01:49:59,180
你是你是你是ai猫雷

2942
01:49:59,180 --> 01:50:02,070
ai i一遍就能学会

2943
01:50:04,150 --> 01:50:06,090
给我一首歌的时间

2944
01:50:06,090 --> 01:50:07,350
再给我两分钟

2945
01:50:07,350 --> 01:50:10,350
让我把回忆结成冰

2946
01:50:10,350 --> 01:50:12,060
别融化了眼泪

2947
01:50:12,060 --> 01:50:13,530
你妆都花了

2948
01:50:13,530 --> 01:50:15,240
要我怎么记得

2949
01:50:15,320 --> 01:50:17,570
会的语言六七遍就能唱

2950
01:50:17,570 --> 01:50:18,920
不会的语言20几次

2951
01:50:18,920 --> 01:50:20,379
只有主播听一首歌

2952
01:50:20,379 --> 01:50:24,069
平均中文歌要听30次才能会吗

2953
01:50:24,069 --> 01:50:28,910
而且这这个这个这个歌还不能是在同一天听的

2954
01:50:28,910 --> 01:50:32,570
卧槽我病了

2955
01:50:33,650 --> 01:50:38,200
受不了喵喵露带给我的自信

2956
01:50:38,200 --> 01:50:39,160
不学就会歌

2957
01:50:39,160 --> 01:50:40,480
写了好几遍就完事了

2958
01:50:40,480 --> 01:50:42,420
真的日语不会就会难学

2959
01:50:42,420 --> 01:50:46,050
我学单相思学了四个小时

2960
01:50:46,050 --> 01:50:48,580
就这四个小时一直在听

2961
01:50:48,980 --> 01:50:50,920
纯时间四个小时

2962
01:50:50,920 --> 01:50:54,800
大概嗯50遍左右吧

2963
01:50:54,800 --> 01:50:56,480
然后才能唱半首

2964
01:50:56,480 --> 01:50:57,740
后半首不会

2965
01:50:59,520 --> 01:51:01,160
主播学歌真的很慢

2966
01:51:01,160 --> 01:51:03,020
尤其是东一点的那个

2967
01:51:03,020 --> 01:51:05,500
就是那个这个叫什么嗯

2968
01:51:05,500 --> 01:51:06,400
那个你潇洒

2969
01:51:06,400 --> 01:51:07,000
我漂亮

2970
01:51:07,000 --> 01:51:08,140
我到现在还在学

2971
01:51:08,140 --> 01:51:08,890
你知道吧

2972
01:51:08,890 --> 01:51:10,840
我到现在还没有把握

2973
01:51:10,840 --> 01:51:13,260
就是完全不跟伴奏唱出来

2974
01:51:13,260 --> 01:51:14,780
in my dreams

2975
01:51:15,780 --> 01:51:18,170
中文英语有手就行

2976
01:51:18,170 --> 01:51:20,600
我现在一点都不怀疑你的唱歌水平

2977
01:51:22,160 --> 01:51:23,340
旋律很快

2978
01:51:23,340 --> 01:51:24,840
词的话就看了

2979
01:51:24,840 --> 01:51:28,160
日语不会只能硬记他的发音

2980
01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:30,260
大家不都是罗马音战士吗

2981
01:51:30,260 --> 01:51:31,820
应该都是罗马音战士吧

2982
01:51:31,820 --> 01:51:32,930
反正我是啊

2983
01:51:32,930 --> 01:51:35,840
我是罗马音战士

2984
01:51:36,540 --> 01:51:39,560
真要学的话就要摁背歌词

2985
01:51:39,560 --> 01:51:40,580
对对对

2986
01:51:40,580 --> 01:51:43,540
我那个单相思就是硬背出来的

2987
01:51:43,540 --> 01:51:45,970
法语的歌词太快了

2988
01:51:45,970 --> 01:51:49,120
法语的发音的话能发标准吗

2989
01:51:49,120 --> 01:51:52,220
就假如说你没有学过那个怎么说法语

2990
01:51:52,220 --> 01:51:53,680
你直接学法语歌的话

2991
01:51:53,680 --> 01:51:55,180
能能学下来吗

2992
01:51:56,680 --> 01:51:58,180
英语不懂得满意

2993
01:51:58,180 --> 01:51:59,800
我说日语歌来日语歌

2994
01:51:59,800 --> 01:52:01,540
日语歌你会单相思

2995
01:52:01,540 --> 01:52:03,490
每天满课头都来点

2996
01:52:03,490 --> 01:52:05,900
我每天我都唱半首啊

2997
01:52:05,900 --> 01:52:07,970
昨天晚上还唱了呢

2998
01:52:07,970 --> 01:52:09,980
凌霄人一看到我在唱歌

2999
01:52:09,980 --> 01:52:11,780
他就把我直播间退出去

3000
01:52:11,780 --> 01:52:14,160
于是错过了这个哈哈哈哈

3001
01:52:14,160 --> 01:52:16,890
错过了主播唱单相思啊

3002
01:52:16,890 --> 01:52:19,080
每天都有人点啊

3003
01:52:19,080 --> 01:52:21,520
但是这首歌每天都有人点

3004
01:52:21,520 --> 01:52:22,180
单相思

3005
01:52:24,520 --> 01:52:26,440
还大头

3006
01:52:28,640 --> 01:52:30,760
能不跟原唱来一个吗

3007
01:52:30,760 --> 01:52:31,780
不跟原唱的话

3008
01:52:31,780 --> 01:52:32,890
只能清唱

3009
01:52:32,890 --> 01:52:34,440
只能清唱捏

3010
01:52:36,639 --> 01:52:38,769
will you still love me

3011
01:52:38,769 --> 01:52:40,440
when i'm no lon

3012
01:52:40,440 --> 01:52:46,260
我知道这首歌

3013
01:52:46,260 --> 01:52:47,460
我知道这首歌

3014
01:52:47,460 --> 01:52:51,200
但是我不知道是那个歌手唱

3015
01:52:51,200 --> 01:52:53,060
因为我室友她放歌

3016
01:52:53,060 --> 01:52:54,980
就是他在那个车里面放歌

3017
01:52:54,980 --> 01:52:56,240
经常放这个

3018
01:52:56,240 --> 01:52:58,600
而且他唱的也好听

3019
01:52:58,600 --> 01:53:01,450
哎我要是跟大家那个跨年的时候

3020
01:53:01,450 --> 01:53:03,520
就采用那种大冒险形式的

3021
01:53:03,520 --> 01:53:06,600
我应该会在里面就是放一些什么呃

3022
01:53:06,600 --> 01:53:09,750
现场给妖姬打微信电话呀

3023
01:53:09,750 --> 01:53:12,600
或者说现场把乐乐叫下来

3024
01:53:12,600 --> 01:53:15,120
然后跟乐乐给大家合唱一首歌呀

3025
01:53:15,120 --> 01:53:18,180
这样之类的一些这个大冒险选项

3026
01:53:18,180 --> 01:53:20,100
就大冒险选项需要我自己来写的

3027
01:53:20,100 --> 01:53:23,500
所以你们如果对这种这种有兴趣的话啊

3028
01:53:23,500 --> 01:53:24,160
有兴趣的话

3029
01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:26,110
前提他俩在家里面

3030
01:53:26,110 --> 01:53:28,690
前提是他俩在家里面啊

3031
01:53:28,690 --> 01:53:29,170
可以

3032
01:53:29,170 --> 01:53:30,550
但是不在家的话

3033
01:53:30,550 --> 01:53:31,150
主播不行

3034
01:53:31,150 --> 01:53:32,330
不能打扰人家

3035
01:53:32,330 --> 01:53:35,150
这个现充去过跨年啊

3036
01:53:35,150 --> 01:53:37,070
我还以为叫下来亲一个

3037
01:53:37,070 --> 01:53:38,600
这是另外的价钱啊

3038
01:53:38,600 --> 01:53:40,990
这是另外的价钱

3039
01:53:41,030 --> 01:53:42,610
妖姬还惦记着呢

3040
01:53:42,610 --> 01:53:46,490
因为之前之前之前之前主播主播跟他说

3041
01:53:46,490 --> 01:53:49,310
说那个什么说不能随便亲我

3042
01:53:49,310 --> 01:53:51,460
然后就说怎么的怎么了

3043
01:53:51,460 --> 01:53:53,500
你们那个礼物最贵的叫什么

3044
01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:55,060
我说我们最贵的礼物叫总督

3045
01:53:55,060 --> 01:53:55,960
他说我谁给你上

3046
01:53:55,960 --> 01:53:57,520
总督把我叫下来给你亲一个

3047
01:53:57,520 --> 01:54:00,310
你分我分我20%就行了

3048
01:54:00,310 --> 01:54:01,630
主播不是我

3049
01:54:01,630 --> 01:54:02,470
我出工

3050
01:54:02,470 --> 01:54:03,010
你出力

3051
01:54:03,010 --> 01:54:04,390
你分我20%就行

3052
01:54:04,390 --> 01:54:05,760
我说没问题

3053
01:54:05,760 --> 01:54:06,990
多少钱

3054
01:54:06,990 --> 01:54:09,690
这是另外的价格

3055
01:54:09,690 --> 01:54:11,680
每天快乐的

3056
01:54:11,680 --> 01:54:14,260
可以抱着乐乐狂气吗

3057
01:54:14,260 --> 01:54:16,190
左右右抱是吧

3058
01:54:16,190 --> 01:54:22,200
这个女通讯录感情也是要很很很很很要专

3059
01:54:22,200 --> 01:54:22,920
专一啊

3060
01:54:22,920 --> 01:54:23,580
要专一啊

3061
01:54:23,580 --> 01:54:24,360
不能一次清

3062
01:54:24,360 --> 01:54:26,430
两个人就是很变态的

3063
01:54:26,430 --> 01:54:27,820
别玩这么大

3064
01:54:28,520 --> 01:54:29,590
纯唱歌

3065
01:54:29,590 --> 01:54:30,400
纯模仿

3066
01:54:30,400 --> 01:54:31,660
要记得细节处理

3067
01:54:31,660 --> 01:54:32,940
要听很久

3068
01:54:32,940 --> 01:54:37,260
我只能模仿调大调小调的各种转音都处理不好

3069
01:54:37,260 --> 01:54:37,620
诶

3070
01:54:37,620 --> 01:54:40,040
为什么主播你说个数

3071
01:54:42,440 --> 01:54:44,120
到时候让他来报数吧

3072
01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:45,260
毕竟不是我亲他

3073
01:54:45,260 --> 01:54:46,200
他亲我

3074
01:54:46,200 --> 01:54:49,800
就算你有心情听一遍dj版就学会了

3075
01:54:49,800 --> 01:54:52,720
对我听林俊杰的这个版本我不会唱

3076
01:54:52,720 --> 01:54:54,220
但是我听一遍dj版

3077
01:54:54,220 --> 01:54:55,300
我发现我会了

3078
01:54:55,300 --> 01:54:57,310
哈哈哈哈哎

3079
01:54:57,310 --> 01:55:00,610
听了dj版发现不会了

3080
01:55:00,610 --> 01:55:02,299
谢谢星之猪的打call

3081
01:55:02,299 --> 01:55:06,079
艾利艾德可以对着妖姬学酸奶妹吗

3082
01:55:06,079 --> 01:55:07,480
或者烦回来也行

3083
01:55:07,480 --> 01:55:09,270
看他的反应是吧

3084
01:55:09,270 --> 01:55:11,910
看看看他的反应是吧

3085
01:55:11,910 --> 01:55:16,080
那我们三个一起一起直播跨年室友联动回

3086
01:55:16,080 --> 01:55:19,840
然后那个抽卡是吧

3087
01:55:19,840 --> 01:55:24,430
然后那个到时候到时候拿什么东西来指定的

3088
01:55:24,430 --> 01:55:30,570
冒险不是每一天快乐同接弹幕数量

3089
01:55:30,570 --> 01:55:33,060
或者就到了一个标准之后

3090
01:55:33,060 --> 01:55:37,280
到了一定的数量哎呦这笔哎呦

3091
01:55:37,280 --> 01:55:39,680
这个这个到了一定的数量的时候

3092
01:55:39,680 --> 01:55:40,940
然后抽一次卡呀

3093
01:55:40,940 --> 01:55:44,240
做做个那个什么奖励或者惩罚之类的

3094
01:55:44,240 --> 01:55:46,280
或者是什么呢

3095
01:55:46,280 --> 01:55:47,360
让我想想

3096
01:55:48,620 --> 01:55:53,879
或者是上舰额外这个这个这个增加次数之类的

3097
01:55:53,879 --> 01:55:55,799
反正这样的类似的小活动啊

3098
01:55:55,799 --> 01:55:57,869
不知道你们会不会把人开心

3099
01:55:57,869 --> 01:56:00,720
谢谢现在做的打call和天才梦

3100
01:56:00,720 --> 01:56:05,580
饭团的干杯可以抱着乐乐学抱枕歌嘛

3101
01:56:05,580 --> 01:56:06,060
不行啊

3102
01:56:06,060 --> 01:56:08,980
不想给他留下我们这个圈子里的人

3103
01:56:08,980 --> 01:56:10,300
很变态的印象

3104
01:56:10,300 --> 01:56:12,640
那样的话会破坏他对我的美好印象的

3105
01:56:12,640 --> 01:56:15,860
我不想能不能别当变态了

3106
01:56:15,860 --> 01:56:17,060
我不想这样

3107
01:56:17,060 --> 01:56:18,389
不要哈哈

3108
01:56:18,389 --> 01:56:20,249
谢谢饭团的心动

3109
01:56:20,249 --> 01:56:21,809
盲盒的棉花糖恋爱

3110
01:56:21,809 --> 01:56:22,589
感谢支持

3111
01:56:22,589 --> 01:56:23,540
阿里嘎多

3112
01:56:23,540 --> 01:56:25,250
顺着鼻涕盘

3113
01:56:25,250 --> 01:56:27,980
这是鼻塞了鼻塞了

3114
01:56:27,980 --> 01:56:30,700
营收买138抽一次

3115
01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:33,640
那这一晚上不会爆了吧

3116
01:56:33,640 --> 01:56:34,660
那真说

3117
01:56:34,660 --> 01:56:39,980
那人家说主播主播掉到大米的漩涡里去了

3118
01:56:39,980 --> 01:56:40,700
怎么办啊

3119
01:56:41,780 --> 01:56:43,340
主播还在乎滤镜呢

3120
01:56:43,340 --> 01:56:44,720
肯定在乎呀

3121
01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:47,000
那主播主播是要需要什么

3122
01:56:47,000 --> 01:56:49,520
主播是立志要向周围的人证明

3123
01:56:49,520 --> 01:56:52,790
主播这个行业不只是卖货和跳钢管舞

3124
01:56:52,790 --> 01:56:55,600
也不只是跟这个观众谈恋爱

3125
01:56:55,600 --> 01:56:59,260
然后天天坐着坐着坐着坐着等那个打钱

3126
01:57:00,520 --> 01:57:03,540
这个这个不是赛博钓凯子

3127
01:57:04,400 --> 01:57:06,580
主播是想证明这个的

3128
01:57:06,580 --> 01:57:08,340
那这个这个这个

3129
01:57:10,180 --> 01:57:11,220
那不行啊

3130
01:57:11,220 --> 01:57:12,900
主播主播要以身作则

3131
01:57:12,900 --> 01:57:15,780
为这个这个周围的人先影响周围的人

3132
01:57:15,780 --> 01:57:19,040
让周围的人认为我们都是正经人啊

3133
01:57:19,099 --> 01:57:21,919
这个行行业的这个面貌

3134
01:57:21,919 --> 01:57:25,939
在大家心里的印象是要靠每个人不断的努力

3135
01:57:25,939 --> 01:57:27,439
然后去改变的

3136
01:57:27,439 --> 01:57:28,120
怎么办

3137
01:57:28,120 --> 01:57:30,700
1380138准一个

3138
01:57:30,700 --> 01:57:32,640
1380+10层

3139
01:57:33,699 --> 01:57:36,280
这也太推

3140
01:57:37,720 --> 01:57:38,800
卧槽这不行啊

3141
01:57:38,800 --> 01:57:39,790
这不可以啊

3142
01:57:39,790 --> 01:57:40,830
这不行

3143
01:57:40,830 --> 01:57:42,840
谢谢星之猪的打call

3144
01:57:42,840 --> 01:57:43,890
欢迎谢总

3145
01:57:43,890 --> 01:57:44,370
谢总

3146
01:57:44,370 --> 01:57:45,030
早上好

3147
01:57:45,030 --> 01:57:46,040
欢迎大头

3148
01:57:46,040 --> 01:57:47,000
没毛病

3149
01:57:47,000 --> 01:57:48,470
发病也可以

3150
01:57:48,470 --> 01:57:49,940
要证明的是

3151
01:57:51,659 --> 01:57:53,299
起码是靠好玩

3152
01:57:53,299 --> 01:57:54,079
你知道吧

3153
01:57:54,079 --> 01:57:56,270
1380准十分钟

3154
01:57:56,270 --> 01:57:58,970
谁1380能跟同性准十分钟

3155
01:57:58,970 --> 01:57:59,440
卧槽

3156
01:57:59,440 --> 01:58:01,060
1380嘴十分钟的

3157
01:58:01,060 --> 01:58:01,840
开个直播间

3158
01:58:01,840 --> 01:58:04,240
主播去给你打1380电池

3159
01:58:04,240 --> 01:58:05,560
你嘴十分钟啊

3160
01:58:05,560 --> 01:58:06,710
一定要那什么

3161
01:58:06,710 --> 01:58:11,150
要要那个嘴到这个虚拟形象动捕抽搐啊

3162
01:58:11,150 --> 01:58:13,490
嘴到这个带声音的对吧

3163
01:58:13,490 --> 01:58:14,870
麦塞到嘴里嘴

3164
01:58:14,870 --> 01:58:17,040
主播主播去给你打好吧

3165
01:58:17,040 --> 01:58:17,640
你开团

3166
01:58:17,640 --> 01:58:20,520
你喊主播主播绝对去

3167
01:58:20,900 --> 01:58:23,630
谢谢小猪猪的泡泡机

3168
01:58:23,630 --> 01:58:29,380
泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机不穿了

3169
01:58:29,380 --> 01:58:30,220
给你打

3170
01:58:30,220 --> 01:58:31,240
什么时候开呀

3171
01:58:31,240 --> 01:58:33,960
快快快就等着一炮而红了

3172
01:58:33,960 --> 01:58:35,760
就等着现在出道了

3173
01:58:37,980 --> 01:58:42,580
1380电池222怎样

3174
01:58:48,340 --> 01:58:50,860
主播要下播了大家

3175
01:58:54,140 --> 01:58:54,940
真的吗

3176
01:58:54,940 --> 01:58:56,740
等过段时间青夏老师回来

3177
01:58:56,740 --> 01:58:58,440
我喝他嘴好变态啊

3178
01:58:58,440 --> 01:58:59,460
主播要下播了

3179
01:58:59,460 --> 01:59:03,600
大家看手术期到中早上

3180
01:59:03,600 --> 01:59:05,280
手叔哎呀

3181
01:59:05,280 --> 01:59:06,750
别羞涩了

3182
01:59:06,750 --> 01:59:08,430
好好变态啊

3183
01:59:08,430 --> 01:59:10,710
你们一发这种带括号的文字

3184
01:59:10,710 --> 01:59:13,640
我就我就觉得像像ai诶

3185
01:59:13,679 --> 01:59:16,619
有个软件叫什么叫叫glue是吧

3186
01:59:16,619 --> 01:59:17,699
是不是叫blue

3187
01:59:20,039 --> 01:59:22,000
那个软件里面的ai

3188
01:59:22,000 --> 01:59:23,980
玩那个ai的玩家

3189
01:59:23,980 --> 01:59:24,760
天天想着

3190
01:59:24,760 --> 01:59:27,500
怎么样让这个软件里面的ai

3191
01:59:27,500 --> 01:59:29,930
主动跟他谈恋爱什么的

3192
01:59:29,930 --> 01:59:33,900
然后还有做一些这个很超过的这个行为的

3193
01:59:34,900 --> 01:59:36,060
你们一发括号

3194
01:59:36,060 --> 01:59:38,800
我就觉得好像ai在跟我讲话

3195
01:59:38,800 --> 01:59:40,480
我看不到表情包

3196
01:59:40,480 --> 01:59:42,400
只有只有你们能看到弹幕姬

3197
01:59:42,400 --> 01:59:42,820
看不到

3198
01:59:42,820 --> 01:59:43,980
我是看不到的

3199
01:59:44,190 --> 01:59:46,350
别走好嘛

3200
01:59:46,350 --> 01:59:47,850
今天没加班

3201
01:59:47,850 --> 01:59:50,719
大家我已经一五加了半个小时了

3202
01:59:50,719 --> 01:59:53,659
今天没有加班的嗯

3203
01:59:53,659 --> 01:59:55,399
这确定不是坏笑吗

3204
01:59:55,399 --> 01:59:56,929
我看不到长什么样子

3205
01:59:56,929 --> 01:59:58,900
我超谢谢星蜘蛛的

3206
01:59:58,900 --> 02:00:01,600
谢谢水晶球太破费了

3207
02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:02,740
红豆年里卡

3208
02:00:02,740 --> 02:00:04,460
多谢谢

3209
02:00:05,540 --> 02:00:08,540
这就去训练一个米呀米呀米他说不出来

3210
02:00:08,540 --> 02:00:10,400
米娅米娅的那个感觉的

3211
02:00:10,400 --> 02:00:11,360
别训了

3212
02:00:11,360 --> 02:00:12,380
他说不出来的

3213
02:00:12,380 --> 02:00:14,570
他们在群里面训那个蘑菇怪

3214
02:00:14,570 --> 02:00:16,700
蘑菇怪都是丝群ai了

3215
02:00:16,700 --> 02:00:17,480
都没训出来

3216
02:00:17,480 --> 02:00:18,940
绵绵的味道啊

3217
02:00:18,940 --> 02:00:20,980
下惊险羞涩

3218
02:00:20,980 --> 02:00:21,550
惊讶

3219
02:00:21,550 --> 02:00:23,230
病虚奸笑炯

3220
02:00:23,230 --> 02:00:24,280
听起来都好记

3221
02:00:24,280 --> 02:00:24,980
恩啊

3222
02:00:24,980 --> 02:00:30,840
好像那个中年男性在那个在那个树上面嗯

3223
02:00:30,840 --> 02:00:33,360
给刷到的每一个女性说美女

3224
02:00:33,360 --> 02:00:34,320
你好漂亮

3225
02:00:34,320 --> 02:00:36,180
可以有时间出来吃个饭吗

3226
02:00:36,180 --> 02:00:37,680
这样这样这样的人啊

3227
02:00:37,680 --> 02:00:38,980
你好奇怪呀

3228
02:00:38,980 --> 02:00:40,420
怎么会有这样的人

3229
02:00:40,420 --> 02:00:42,820
谢谢深圳做的心愿

3230
02:00:42,820 --> 02:00:43,780
水晶球

3231
02:00:43,780 --> 02:00:46,690
感谢支持很多年的感动

3232
02:00:46,690 --> 02:00:47,980
谢谢谢谢

3233
02:00:48,820 --> 02:00:50,220
第六了哇

3234
02:00:50,220 --> 02:00:51,300
第六了

3235
02:00:51,300 --> 02:00:53,760
感谢感谢你厚的你

3236
02:00:53,760 --> 02:00:54,860
谢谢的赞

3237
02:00:54,880 --> 02:00:56,680
别调皮调皮了

3238
02:00:56,680 --> 02:00:58,120
好可怕好可怕

3239
02:00:58,120 --> 02:01:00,100
怎么这个这个表情到底长什么样

3240
02:01:00,100 --> 02:01:01,060
我看不到诶

3241
02:01:01,060 --> 02:01:03,090
这表情长什么样子的美女

3242
02:01:03,090 --> 02:01:03,810
你好漂亮

3243
02:01:03,810 --> 02:01:05,130
可以出来吃顿饭吗

3244
02:01:05,130 --> 02:01:06,720
真的很变态啊

3245
02:01:07,619 --> 02:01:08,899
但真的很变态

3246
02:01:08,899 --> 02:01:11,509
我不喜欢这种好好油腻啊

3247
02:01:11,509 --> 02:01:14,860
就是虽然很不愿意把中年和油腻这两个词

3248
02:01:14,860 --> 02:01:15,340
连在一起

3249
02:01:15,340 --> 02:01:16,420
有点刻板印象了

3250
02:01:16,420 --> 02:01:17,980
但是确实干这种事情

3251
02:01:17,980 --> 02:01:19,719
好多都是中年人啊

3252
02:01:21,499 --> 02:01:25,250
就是那种美女发个自拍吧

3253
02:01:25,250 --> 02:01:27,260
什么想现场照的

3254
02:01:27,260 --> 02:01:28,820
你怎么样都好看

3255
02:01:28,820 --> 02:01:32,920
哎呀什么那个丫头哥哥疼你

3256
02:01:33,500 --> 02:01:35,320
好可怕呀

3257
02:01:35,320 --> 02:01:36,880
你是美颜咪呀

3258
02:01:36,880 --> 02:01:38,280
你在哔哩哔哩直播

3259
02:01:38,280 --> 02:01:40,890
一天直播七小时

3260
02:01:40,890 --> 02:01:42,780
每周直播24天是吧

3261
02:01:42,780 --> 02:01:45,290
好可怕哈哈好可怕

3262
02:01:45,290 --> 02:01:46,580
别唢呐了

3263
02:01:46,580 --> 02:01:47,720
毒毒毒是吧

3264
02:01:47,720 --> 02:01:50,400
毒毒毒毒瑟瑟

3265
02:01:50,400 --> 02:01:52,320
那个爱心的那个表情啊

3266
02:01:52,320 --> 02:01:54,120
那个那个爱心的那个卧槽

3267
02:01:54,120 --> 02:01:57,420
g n到家网络天才猜得出绵绵吗

3268
02:01:57,420 --> 02:01:58,900
他好像不知道啊

3269
02:01:58,900 --> 02:02:01,540
他好像不知道咩咩是谁

3270
02:02:02,740 --> 02:02:04,840
应该是应该是不知道的吧

3271
02:02:04,840 --> 02:02:08,320
之前有人把我的信息喂到网络天才里面的

3272
02:02:08,320 --> 02:02:10,640
好像猜不出来

3273
02:02:10,740 --> 02:02:13,010
紫色头发虚拟主播

3274
02:02:13,010 --> 02:02:16,060
我觉得他猜那个猜出来阿紫的可能性

3275
02:02:16,060 --> 02:02:18,040
比猜出来我的可能性要大多了

3276
02:02:19,120 --> 02:02:22,120
你是gg还是妹妹

3277
02:02:22,120 --> 02:02:24,640
我以前玩网游基本都选男号的

3278
02:02:24,640 --> 02:02:28,380
直到我发现适合小女孩玩的那种游戏

3279
02:02:28,380 --> 02:02:31,860
男生的衣服就像买一送一的赠品一样

3280
02:02:31,860 --> 02:02:36,200
就我以前玩小花仙抽了一个国家叫勇气国呀

3281
02:02:36,200 --> 02:02:38,430
本来是美丽爱心智慧

3282
02:02:38,430 --> 02:02:41,130
这三个全是女生的国家

3283
02:02:41,130 --> 02:02:45,000
结果有1年吧出了一个男性国家叫勇气国

3284
02:02:45,000 --> 02:02:47,130
这个勇气国的南花仙呢怎么说

3285
02:02:47,130 --> 02:02:48,620
假如女生的那个

3286
02:02:48,620 --> 02:02:51,080
他每一套时装都要做那个男女两个嘛

3287
02:02:51,080 --> 02:02:53,540
因为有了男生的可以选择性别

3288
02:02:53,540 --> 02:02:57,020
要做男女两个

3289
02:02:57,020 --> 02:02:59,600
两个性别的话就会出现什么问题呢

3290
02:02:59,600 --> 02:03:02,540
女生的裙子又华丽又有设计感

3291
02:03:02,540 --> 02:03:03,620
又加特效

3292
02:03:03,620 --> 02:03:07,100
然后男生的衣服呢要么就是娘里娘气

3293
02:03:07,100 --> 02:03:09,900
要么就是几块破布条搭在身上

3294
02:03:09,900 --> 02:03:11,460
完全就是为了凑对

3295
02:03:11,460 --> 02:03:13,980
买一送一赠送的那种感觉

3296
02:03:13,980 --> 02:03:14,980
非常的烂

3297
02:03:14,980 --> 02:03:16,960
非常的不好少

3298
02:03:16,960 --> 02:03:19,160
男装很少有特别好看的

3299
02:03:19,160 --> 02:03:21,020
很多都像大非主流啊

3300
02:03:21,020 --> 02:03:24,380
还有好多像那个很母的母零

3301
02:03:24,380 --> 02:03:26,020
这是可以说的吗

3302
02:03:26,020 --> 02:03:26,740
很奇怪

3303
02:03:26,740 --> 02:03:27,610
你知道吧

3304
02:03:27,610 --> 02:03:30,860
这个月的超能用户离谱咋了

3305
02:03:30,860 --> 02:03:33,440
年末大家冲业绩了是吧

3306
02:03:33,440 --> 02:03:35,680
在哪里可以看超能用户啊

3307
02:03:35,680 --> 02:03:38,680
我们现在已经看不了超能用户了

3308
02:03:38,680 --> 02:03:40,120
主播直直播端

3309
02:03:40,120 --> 02:03:43,940
这边已经是没有超能用户的选项了

3310
02:03:43,940 --> 02:03:45,900
你们是怎么看到的啊

3311
02:03:45,900 --> 02:03:48,180
你是怎么看到的

3312
02:03:48,180 --> 02:03:50,200
我看不到诶

3313
02:03:50,200 --> 02:03:51,520
and you love

3314
02:03:53,980 --> 02:03:55,000
the way

3315
02:03:55,000 --> 02:03:58,020
you

3316
02:03:59,920 --> 02:04:01,560
pc端还能看吗

3317
02:04:01,560 --> 02:04:04,900
还是用户端还能看什么

3318
02:04:04,900 --> 02:04:06,580
你问到第11个了

3319
02:04:06,580 --> 02:04:09,520
他问我这个对象被挂过贴吧了

3320
02:04:09,520 --> 02:04:12,800
哈啊哈哈哈

3321
02:04:12,800 --> 02:04:15,680
这个对象被挂过贴吧吗

3322
02:04:15,680 --> 02:04:17,710
应该被挂过吧

3323
02:04:17,710 --> 02:04:20,140
恭喜猫猫200少的离谱是吧

3324
02:04:20,140 --> 02:04:22,090
那个应该被挂过吧

3325
02:04:22,090 --> 02:04:23,680
主播好像被挂过

3326
02:04:23,680 --> 02:04:26,220
有还两仪式给主播做了一张图啊

3327
02:04:26,220 --> 02:04:29,370
就是那个有用吗啊那个有用吗

3328
02:04:29,370 --> 02:04:36,930
对你可以看看那个那个那个那个还挺挺嗯挺嗯

3329
02:04:36,930 --> 02:04:38,160
懂得都懂啊

3330
02:04:38,160 --> 02:04:39,960
挺懂的都懂的

3331
02:04:44,340 --> 02:04:51,000
一般怎么6万都是200 300名

3332
02:04:51,000 --> 02:04:52,680
这个月居然999点

3333
02:04:52,680 --> 02:04:55,440
卧槽六个w999 加

3334
02:04:55,440 --> 02:04:58,080
这志愿都某某发力是吧

3335
02:04:58,080 --> 02:05:00,600
这月这月这月一次是老头发力了

3336
02:05:00,600 --> 02:05:01,680
猫面捕崩了

3337
02:05:01,680 --> 02:05:03,480
我知道我刚才没听咔嚓一声嘛

3338
02:05:03,480 --> 02:05:05,000
所以把它修下来

3339
02:05:05,000 --> 02:05:06,800
我有自己的贴吧的

3340
02:05:06,800 --> 02:05:08,960
谁说的没有自己贴吧的东西

3341
02:05:08,960 --> 02:05:09,900
我还有超话

3342
02:05:09,900 --> 02:05:12,090
那主播

3343
02:05:12,090 --> 02:05:16,200
主播主播怎么怎么怎么就没有自己的贴吧了

3344
02:05:16,200 --> 02:05:17,880
百度搜索米烟吧

3345
02:05:17,880 --> 02:05:19,250
我有两个贴吧呢

3346
02:05:19,250 --> 02:05:20,390
有米烟吧

3347
02:05:20,390 --> 02:05:21,950
还有米烟米娅吧

3348
02:05:21,950 --> 02:05:24,030
虽然里面没有什么帖子啊

3349
02:05:24,030 --> 02:05:27,630
主播作为一个4.6万粉丝的底边小v

3350
02:05:27,630 --> 02:05:30,360
不但拥有贴吧和舰长群

3351
02:05:30,360 --> 02:05:33,059
甚至拥有自己的微博超话

3352
02:05:33,059 --> 02:05:35,339
我的超话名字叫米娅

3353
02:05:35,339 --> 02:05:36,959
米娅是我爹

3354
02:05:36,959 --> 02:05:39,100
你可以去搜索一下

3355
02:05:39,860 --> 02:05:41,740
我的超话名字叫米娅

3356
02:05:41,740 --> 02:05:43,160
米娅是我爹

3357
02:05:45,780 --> 02:05:51,069
游爷爷忍民间创建的超话有惊人的达到

3358
02:05:51,069 --> 02:05:53,139
达到惊人的十几个关注

3359
02:05:53,139 --> 02:05:53,739
我忘了

3360
02:05:53,739 --> 02:05:55,900
上次看还有15个成员呢

3361
02:05:55,900 --> 02:05:57,460
米娅米娅是我爹

3362
02:05:57,460 --> 02:05:59,980
一直都是欣欣向上的超话呀

3363
02:05:59,980 --> 02:06:01,360
是米娅米娅的粉丝

3364
02:06:09,670 --> 02:06:13,760
你要是好好天天在我的班里边管理我的贴吧

3365
02:06:13,760 --> 02:06:14,300
对吧

3366
02:06:17,060 --> 02:06:19,190
还不是你到处南征北战

3367
02:06:19,190 --> 02:06:20,010
塔塔开

3368
02:06:20,010 --> 02:06:22,020
去这个贴吧参团

3369
02:06:22,020 --> 02:06:23,850
去那个贴吧喷人

3370
02:06:23,850 --> 02:06:30,200
才被封的没有米米娅吧吧主的头衔啊

3371
02:06:30,200 --> 02:06:32,470
你参团率这么高

3372
02:06:32,470 --> 02:06:34,720
早都应该被拿下了

3373
02:06:34,720 --> 02:06:35,800
米米吧

3374
02:06:35,800 --> 02:06:37,660
吧主帮你玩死了

3375
02:06:37,660 --> 02:06:43,010
一会儿你还埋怨米米骂你没没没骂你

3376
02:06:43,010 --> 02:06:43,610
没骂你

3377
02:06:43,610 --> 02:06:44,810
对不起对不起

3378
02:06:44,810 --> 02:06:47,210
跟没加赛后的你也对不起

3379
02:06:47,210 --> 02:06:48,640
真是你

3380
02:06:48,640 --> 02:06:50,890
120k卧槽真多

3381
02:06:50,890 --> 02:06:54,680
91名b站b站

3382
02:06:54,680 --> 02:06:57,740
意思是年末财报会写的很好看了

3383
02:06:57,740 --> 02:07:02,160
大家这下这下财报好看了嗯

3384
02:07:02,340 --> 02:07:03,620
好听这个吧

3385
02:07:05,900 --> 02:07:06,800
第19问

3386
02:07:06,800 --> 02:07:09,450
这个人从事色请行业吗

3387
02:07:09,450 --> 02:07:11,100
肯定不是色情啊

3388
02:07:11,100 --> 02:07:12,120
这你问我干嘛

3389
02:07:14,180 --> 02:07:15,470
you crazy

3390
02:07:15,470 --> 02:07:18,140
你为什么对这个问题的答案有疑问啊

3391
02:07:18,140 --> 02:07:19,310
我想问你

3392
02:07:19,310 --> 02:07:21,710
你为什么对这个问题的答案有疑问啊

3393
02:07:21,710 --> 02:07:25,430
卧槽最后猜出来是女性网友

3394
02:07:25,430 --> 02:07:26,990
什么女性网友啊

3395
02:07:28,910 --> 02:07:31,790
什么叫女性网友

3396
02:07:32,370 --> 02:07:35,690
规则改了这样子

3397
02:07:39,940 --> 02:07:42,100
out of fight

3398
02:07:42,100 --> 02:07:44,200
you can't be reason with

3399
02:07:44,200 --> 02:07:45,100
可爱的米娅

3400
02:07:45,100 --> 02:07:47,080
米娅是我爹的第15位粉丝

3401
02:07:47,080 --> 02:07:48,220
你看我就说吧

3402
02:07:48,220 --> 02:07:49,840
一共有15个人

3403
02:07:49,840 --> 02:07:51,940
主播的记忆力很好的

3404
02:07:51,940 --> 02:07:53,980
这里面还有一些呃

3405
02:07:53,980 --> 02:07:55,440
有人给我做的切片

3406
02:07:55,440 --> 02:07:57,660
但是超话也没什么人关注

3407
02:08:03,700 --> 02:08:08,320
全是超凡消费异常个毛线肯定不是啊

3408
02:08:08,320 --> 02:08:11,700
头肯定不是异常消费的

3409
02:08:11,700 --> 02:08:13,440
就是猜你的这个对象

3410
02:08:13,440 --> 02:08:14,880
答案是女性王呀

3411
02:08:14,880 --> 02:08:16,200
那倒也没什么错吧

3412
02:08:16,200 --> 02:08:19,260
米米娅确实是你的网络朋友啊

3413
02:08:19,260 --> 02:08:20,580
也确实是个女的

3414
02:08:21,520 --> 02:08:23,340
只能说还不够出名啊

3415
02:08:23,340 --> 02:08:26,820
希望有一天网络天才能猜到我猜到我是咩咩啊

3416
02:08:26,820 --> 02:08:28,380
你可以教他吧

3417
02:08:28,380 --> 02:08:31,200
我记得我记得你可以教网络天才

3418
02:08:31,200 --> 02:08:32,559
就是他假如没有

3419
02:08:32,559 --> 02:08:36,519
没有这个这个这个人的结果的话

3420
02:08:36,519 --> 02:08:38,859
你可以教教他之后

3421
02:08:38,859 --> 02:08:40,720
他就知道我是谁了

3422
02:08:44,000 --> 02:08:45,400
可以试试看捏

3423
02:08:45,400 --> 02:08:49,120
the eye on your land

3424
02:08:49,120 --> 02:08:49,480
two

3425
02:08:49,480 --> 02:08:50,440
three four five

3426
02:08:50,440 --> 02:08:50,740
six

3427
02:08:50,740 --> 02:08:52,160
thousand five

3428
02:08:54,780 --> 02:08:59,500
这个bgm老用来被剪那些病娇的那种剪辑啊

3429
02:08:59,500 --> 02:09:03,860
一听就感觉想想那个两眼一黑啊

3430
02:09:12,760 --> 02:09:13,420
啊对

3431
02:09:13,420 --> 02:09:17,370
就感觉一听这首歌那种黑化的氛围就上来了

3432
02:09:17,370 --> 02:09:18,390
你们不感觉吗

3433
02:09:18,390 --> 02:09:20,260
嗯这是第六个问题

3434
02:09:20,260 --> 02:09:20,800
更离谱

3435
02:09:20,800 --> 02:09:21,640
太奸了

3436
02:09:21,640 --> 02:09:24,460
我就不说这么恐怖啊

3437
02:09:24,460 --> 02:09:30,460
卧槽这个也好可爱啊啊啊说谁可爱呢

3438
02:09:30,460 --> 02:09:35,309
这种形容词用在我身上真是令人令人开心

3439
02:09:36,129 --> 02:09:41,260
喵喵你这是蘑菇吃中毒了吗

3440
02:09:41,300 --> 02:09:45,120
主播主播一会儿不不用不用病娇脸

3441
02:09:45,120 --> 02:09:48,420
你就忘了主播主播戏很多这件事了是吧

3442
02:09:48,420 --> 02:09:55,200
有感觉有感觉来感觉happy是你主播虚拟网络天才

3443
02:09:55,200 --> 02:09:55,920
才虚拟主播

3444
02:09:55,920 --> 02:09:58,139
上来就是塔菲家园东雪莲

3445
02:09:58,139 --> 02:09:59,819
那就知道这些人啊

3446
02:09:59,819 --> 02:10:00,899
他就只知道这些人

3447
02:10:00,899 --> 02:10:02,240
他不知道别人哪

3448
02:10:02,240 --> 02:10:04,250
欢迎宝宝早上好

3449
02:10:04,250 --> 02:10:05,660
真要下播了

3450
02:10:05,660 --> 02:10:06,500
放戒烟了

3451
02:10:06,500 --> 02:10:07,320
喵

3452
02:10:12,740 --> 02:10:16,210
你描述的对象喜欢反恐游戏吗

3453
02:10:16,210 --> 02:10:18,460
5p算吗

3454
02:10:18,500 --> 02:10:22,420
5p的话其实是四个坏人

3455
02:10:22,420 --> 02:10:24,160
毒打一个好人的故事啊

3456
02:10:24,160 --> 02:10:26,540
所以不能算不准走

3457
02:10:26,540 --> 02:10:27,440
没加班了

3458
02:10:27,440 --> 02:10:29,780
我今天已经义务加班了40分钟了

3459
02:10:29,780 --> 02:10:30,950
还不准走

3460
02:10:30,950 --> 02:10:32,990
零舰长播了两个小时

3461
02:10:32,990 --> 02:10:36,460
十分钟没有人夸我就不准走

3462
02:10:36,460 --> 02:10:39,890
卧槽谢谢饭团的星座

3463
02:10:39,890 --> 02:10:40,970
盲盒的决选秀

3464
02:10:40,970 --> 02:10:42,470
带喵感谢支持

3465
02:10:42,470 --> 02:10:43,790
或者你一个多

3466
02:10:43,790 --> 02:10:45,110
谢谢三连胜

3467
02:10:45,110 --> 02:10:47,720
谢谢谢谢喵

3468
02:10:48,060 --> 02:10:51,680
已经为了变得更好

3469
02:10:51,680 --> 02:10:53,200
夸你好嘞

3470
02:10:53,200 --> 02:10:54,040
感谢夸我

3471
02:10:54,040 --> 02:10:55,049
我开心呀

3472
02:10:55,124 --> 02:10:57,449
加班是主播的任务

3473
02:10:57,449 --> 02:10:58,169
再这么拼

3474
02:10:58,169 --> 02:11:00,029
a主播主播下次一个半小时

3475
02:11:00,029 --> 02:11:02,680
公务员到点我就走

3476
02:11:02,680 --> 02:11:03,760
这是公务员

3477
02:11:03,760 --> 02:11:04,750
到点我就走

3478
02:11:04,750 --> 02:11:05,740
真是的

3479
02:11:05,740 --> 02:11:07,360
你描述的对象四个字吗

3480
02:11:07,360 --> 02:11:08,620
咩咩咩咩呀

3481
02:11:08,620 --> 02:11:10,570
算不算咩咩咩呀

3482
02:11:10,715 --> 02:11:13,090
米米亚算四个字吧

3483
02:11:13,090 --> 02:11:15,730
按照那个打字的长度来说

3484
02:11:15,730 --> 02:11:16,750
应该也算四个字

3485
02:11:16,750 --> 02:11:18,130
你就显示四个字吧

3486
02:11:18,130 --> 02:11:19,410
可以可以

3487
02:11:19,410 --> 02:11:20,130
你走吧

3488
02:11:20,130 --> 02:11:21,390
我独自在角落里哭泣

3489
02:11:21,390 --> 02:11:22,050
好酷哦

3490
02:11:22,050 --> 02:11:23,070
建议多哭一会儿

3491
02:11:23,070 --> 02:11:24,450
建议多哭一会儿

3492
02:11:24,450 --> 02:11:25,830
早该哭哭了

3493
02:11:27,090 --> 02:11:28,080
看到你哭

3494
02:11:28,080 --> 02:11:29,970
主播嗯

3495
02:11:29,970 --> 02:11:37,280
赞同再续几个强盗欺负善良的农场主差不多吧

3496
02:11:37,280 --> 02:11:39,620
跟那个黎明杀鸡差不多

3497
02:11:39,620 --> 02:11:41,420
偷电贼暴打庄园主

3498
02:11:41,420 --> 02:11:43,720
偷电偷电贼暴打农场主啊

3499
02:11:45,080 --> 02:11:47,600
我的好恶毒的人啊

3500
02:11:47,600 --> 02:11:48,500
你自己说的

3501
02:11:48,500 --> 02:11:50,920
你想找的是不是左9000年

3502
02:11:50,920 --> 02:11:53,140
你描述的对象是美国人吗

3503
02:11:53,140 --> 02:11:55,300
不是美国人

3504
02:11:55,300 --> 02:11:56,480
是哪个呀

3505
02:11:57,240 --> 02:11:59,900
虚拟主播里边好像在中国

3506
02:11:59,900 --> 02:12:01,520
在b站活动的虚拟主播

3507
02:12:01,520 --> 02:12:05,640
真的没有太多美国的这个人类

3508
02:12:07,440 --> 02:12:09,200
有很多美国的人吗

3509
02:12:09,200 --> 02:12:17,120
我的伤害是没有一句责怪戒粉色大猫猫

3510
02:12:18,500 --> 02:12:20,599
粉色大猫猫是谁啊

3511
02:12:20,599 --> 02:12:22,819
好像真的没有黑halo

3512
02:12:23,959 --> 02:12:25,039
不要聊河呀

3513
02:12:25,039 --> 02:12:28,740
但hero好像不是绿色塔菲

3514
02:12:28,740 --> 02:12:31,020
绿色塔菲不是英国人吗

3515
02:12:31,020 --> 02:12:35,219
啊我记得他是英国人啊

3516
02:12:35,379 --> 02:12:38,099
拆了一个不认识的虚拟主播

3517
02:12:38,099 --> 02:12:39,779
谁啊谁啊

3518
02:12:39,779 --> 02:12:41,879
幸福

3519
02:12:44,020 --> 02:12:45,660
喝了几杯

3520
02:12:45,660 --> 02:12:47,550
唱了几段

3521
02:12:47,550 --> 02:12:50,700
你却哭了

3522
02:12:52,220 --> 02:12:54,340
这个还记错了嗯

3523
02:12:54,340 --> 02:12:55,720
对记错了

3524
02:12:55,720 --> 02:12:58,300
好像在b站活动的虚拟主播里面

3525
02:12:58,300 --> 02:13:00,630
虽然美国人很多

3526
02:13:00,630 --> 02:13:02,040
不是就是美国

3527
02:13:02,040 --> 02:13:03,300
美国的人虽然很多

3528
02:13:03,300 --> 02:13:04,620
但是在虚拟主播这行里

3529
02:13:04,620 --> 02:13:06,120
美国人好像相对不太多

3530
02:13:06,120 --> 02:13:06,700
诶

3531
02:13:06,700 --> 02:13:09,440
什么牛

3532
02:13:09,440 --> 02:13:11,720
我继续了啊

3533
02:13:11,720 --> 02:13:14,120
我知道他也叫米娅啊

3534
02:13:14,120 --> 02:13:15,020
他也叫米娅

3535
02:13:15,020 --> 02:13:18,960
我知道我知道这个这个这个有两

3536
02:13:18,960 --> 02:13:20,880
有好几个叫米娅的主播呀

3537
02:13:20,880 --> 02:13:23,660
这活动1年以上的还有三四个呢

3538
02:13:23,660 --> 02:13:24,860
他也叫米娅

3539
02:13:24,860 --> 02:13:26,120
这个很接近了

3540
02:13:26,120 --> 02:13:27,920
但我觉得这么接近还猜不出来的话

3541
02:13:27,920 --> 02:13:29,780
那多半猜不出来我了

3542
02:13:29,780 --> 02:13:32,360
可能是要10万粉才收录吧

3543
02:13:32,360 --> 02:13:34,400
有可能

3544
02:13:35,300 --> 02:13:37,360
现在戎马一生的关注你

3545
02:13:39,100 --> 02:13:44,380
我也不想燕子怎么了

3546
02:13:44,380 --> 02:13:46,420
燕子怎么了

3547
02:13:46,420 --> 02:13:48,040
亨泰

3548
02:13:50,820 --> 02:13:58,520
不舍得不舍19问这人的嗯

3549
02:13:58,520 --> 02:14:02,040
好有攻击性啊啊啊啊

3550
02:14:02,040 --> 02:14:06,340
这个这个怎么这么有攻击性啊

3551
02:14:06,340 --> 02:14:09,400
卧槽最怕最怕最怕那个什么

3552
02:14:09,400 --> 02:14:12,639
最怕忽然的关系去了眼

3553
02:14:12,639 --> 02:14:15,020
我不习惯

3554
02:14:15,020 --> 02:14:16,670
没有你

3555
02:14:16,670 --> 02:14:25,820
我怎么会把ai忽然一个礼拜才学会怎么

3556
02:14:29,120 --> 02:14:30,100
突然安静

3557
02:14:30,100 --> 02:14:32,020
最怕这个欣喜盲盒

3558
02:14:32,020 --> 02:14:34,300
忽然的圣诞雪球啊不对

3559
02:14:34,300 --> 02:14:35,820
好运雪球

3560
02:14:37,120 --> 02:14:39,540
昨晚开着剑刃乱舞的狂徒

3561
02:14:39,540 --> 02:14:40,140
贼的心动

3562
02:14:40,140 --> 02:14:41,160
盲盒的电影票

3563
02:14:41,160 --> 02:14:43,680
你忘了说的对象经常在网上唱歌吗

3564
02:14:43,680 --> 02:14:45,930
经常经常每天都唱

3565
02:14:45,930 --> 02:14:46,980
每天都不好听

3566
02:14:46,980 --> 02:14:47,910
每天都唱

3567
02:14:47,910 --> 02:14:49,700
天天都都失败

3568
02:14:49,700 --> 02:14:50,690
从未放弃

3569
02:14:50,690 --> 02:14:51,740
从未放弃

3570
02:14:51,740 --> 02:14:53,090
主播跑了

3571
02:14:53,090 --> 02:14:55,400
主播主播今天没有加班

3572
02:14:55,400 --> 02:14:56,450
早点走了

3573
02:14:56,450 --> 02:15:00,380
拜拜喵喵喵喵喵喵

3574
02:15:00,380 --> 02:15:02,060
然后

3575
02:15:06,800 --> 02:15:08,100
阿里嘎多

3576
02:15:12,199 --> 02:15:14,379
谢谢圣光的sr

3577
02:15:14,379 --> 02:15:15,939
感谢支持红豆泥

3578
02:15:15,939 --> 02:15:16,880
谢谢支持

3579
02:15:16,880 --> 02:15:19,340
谢谢饭团的主线收到

3580
02:15:19,340 --> 02:15:22,500
谢谢星之猪的心愿水晶球

3581
02:15:22,500 --> 02:15:24,780
谢谢饭团的棉花糖

3582
02:15:24,780 --> 02:15:26,280
谢谢在座的泡泡机

3583
02:15:26,280 --> 02:15:27,510
谢谢大家的打call

3584
02:15:27,510 --> 02:15:30,139
谢谢大头的时空旅人

3585
02:15:30,139 --> 02:15:31,339
太破费了

3586
02:15:31,339 --> 02:15:32,389
谢谢时空晶体

3587
02:15:32,389 --> 02:15:33,619
谢谢饭团跟群星

3588
02:15:33,619 --> 02:15:38,139
本次的圣诞树是群星的直选秀带

3589
02:15:38,139 --> 02:15:40,700
谢谢雨天的决选秀大年

3590
02:15:40,700 --> 02:15:43,850
谢谢群星的圣诞木马旅行日记

3591
02:15:43,850 --> 02:15:46,040
谢谢工具人的时光沙漏

3592
02:15:46,040 --> 02:15:46,940
这是狂徒

3593
02:15:46,940 --> 02:15:48,460
在这两个直拳绶带

3594
02:15:48,460 --> 02:15:52,360
是甘雨的圣诞树和jm的维鲁主

3595
02:15:52,360 --> 02:15:55,180
谢谢群星跟jm的七彩精灵

3596
02:15:56,260 --> 02:15:58,299
我不是好运雪球

3597
02:15:58,299 --> 02:16:03,200
谢谢幻太的两个七彩锦鲤跟然然的七彩锦鲤

3598
02:16:03,200 --> 02:16:06,140
谢谢群星的三个围炉煮茶

3599
02:16:06,140 --> 02:16:09,740
捏这两仪式的舞风情书

3600
02:16:09,740 --> 02:16:11,680
谢谢饭团的锦鲤

3601
02:16:11,680 --> 02:16:15,040
谢谢饭团的平安果果两个

3602
02:16:16,420 --> 02:16:18,819
谢谢大家的小花花牛蛙情书

3603
02:16:18,819 --> 02:16:19,659
爱了爱了

3604
02:16:19,659 --> 02:16:22,599
圣诞精灵打call快乐

3605
02:16:22,599 --> 02:16:29,260
水盛盛典门票比黑色皇冠的巨神秀带太破费了

3606
02:16:29,260 --> 02:16:30,960
感谢支持

3607
02:16:31,480 --> 02:16:33,240
别怕我还在过圣诞

3608
02:16:33,240 --> 02:16:34,440
我这边没过去啊

3609
02:16:34,440 --> 02:16:36,000
因为我这边没过去呢

3610
02:16:37,080 --> 02:16:38,180
前面是你的

3611
02:16:38,180 --> 02:16:39,470
你还q高吗

3612
02:16:39,470 --> 02:16:40,520
我没测过

3613
02:16:42,920 --> 02:16:44,580
应该不是特别低

3614
02:16:46,960 --> 02:16:49,170
要独特才是流行

3615
02:16:49,170 --> 02:16:51,690
无法复制的自己

3616
02:16:51,690 --> 02:16:55,300
让我脸上游戏

3617
02:16:55,300 --> 02:16:57,820
而不是脾气

3618
02:16:57,820 --> 02:17:00,379
是所谓人情

3619
02:17:00,379 --> 02:17:02,899
你描述的对象现在住在上海吗

3620
02:17:02,899 --> 02:17:04,219
直接开盒是吧

3621
02:17:04,219 --> 02:17:06,920
呵呵直接直接开盒呀

3622
02:17:06,920 --> 02:17:08,299
这么猛的

3623
02:17:08,299 --> 02:17:12,019
谁的命令很独立

3624
02:17:12,019 --> 02:17:15,379
耳朵用来听自己的心

3625
02:17:15,379 --> 02:17:17,779
淋淋雨

3626
02:17:17,779 --> 02:17:19,260
一直走

3627
02:17:19,260 --> 02:17:21,420
他这个奈基尼ki

3628
02:17:23,820 --> 02:17:28,280
也是这个这个这种形式的相差不多相差不多

3629
02:17:28,280 --> 02:17:34,200
只能说呃呃呃这呃呃呃

3630
02:17:34,200 --> 02:17:40,500
这个嗯那个嗯猜不出来了

3631
02:17:40,500 --> 02:17:42,340
不用别猜了

3632
02:17:43,100 --> 02:17:45,610
在下一秒钟命运如何转动

3633
02:17:45,610 --> 02:17:46,900
没有人会晓得

3634
02:17:46,900 --> 02:17:50,360
oh我说希望无穷

3635
02:17:50,360 --> 02:17:52,910
你猜美梦成空

3636
02:17:52,910 --> 02:17:57,140
相信和怀疑都让我填名字了

3637
02:17:57,140 --> 02:18:00,420
明米娅米娅米娅米呀

3638
02:18:00,420 --> 02:18:00,960
米呀

3639
02:18:00,960 --> 02:18:04,200
一直走是一颗宝石

3640
02:18:04,200 --> 02:18:05,550
就该闪烁

3641
02:18:05,550 --> 02:18:06,959
人都应该有梦

3642
02:18:06,959 --> 02:18:08,219
给我提交上去

3643
02:18:08,219 --> 02:18:10,200
下次就能猜出来我了是吧

3644
02:18:10,200 --> 02:18:12,660
淋雨挺好挺好

3645
02:18:12,660 --> 02:18:15,260
是道阳光就该暖和

3646
02:18:15,260 --> 02:18:17,060
这应该是真没收录

3647
02:18:17,060 --> 02:18:20,360
我就别怕痛

3648
02:18:20,360 --> 02:18:24,620
淋雨一直走是一颗宝石

3649
02:18:24,620 --> 02:18:25,970
就该闪烁

3650
02:18:25,970 --> 02:18:27,650
人都应该有梦

3651
02:18:27,650 --> 02:18:30,620
oh有梦就别怕痛

3652
02:18:30,620 --> 02:18:33,920
淋雨一直走是道

3653
02:18:33,920 --> 02:18:36,059
阳光就该暖和

3654
02:18:36,059 --> 02:18:37,859
人都应该有梦

3655
02:18:37,859 --> 02:18:40,840
oh有梦就别怕痛

3656
02:18:41,240 --> 02:18:44,920
谢谢感谢支持

3657
02:18:46,240 --> 02:18:46,820
拜拜