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呜呜呜呜呜

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大声喊出我们的口号是哈哈哈哈

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我们怎么没有个口号呢

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哎我看有人上播的时候会喊他那个san呢

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我什么都没有

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我们的口号是我是你爹

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什么闭口号

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我服了

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早上好

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早早早早还有还有早上好

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昨天有人问我

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你的圣诞节装扮要穿到什么时候呢

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我一想吧

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天天穿这个东西也不是个事儿

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确实不是个事啊

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所以就嗯确实不是个事儿

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说的对

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所以我们应该嗯我看看怎么没反应呢

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哎呀因为今天今天只要拿那个电脑

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拿电脑捕捉了

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他又不认识我的手机了

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很奇怪的

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早上好

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嗨哟哦嗨哟

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紫色肥猫脑袋大不行

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这是这是民间的主播不认可啊

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不能不能强迫主播认可

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主播不认可

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我不同意

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不行不行

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早上好

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紫色小猫可爱捏

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大声喊出我们的suga

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紫色小猫可爱你

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我还有早早早哎呀

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这个压力还有点大呀

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这个这个这个开了新的这个代码

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感觉手机网速有点慢啊

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不是这这直播间有点卡呀

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今天把那个什么叫回去了

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你们你们看一下吧

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我退点东西啊

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大家大家等我一下啊

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等我一下

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可爱可爱弟弟大声喊出

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米娅

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我要和米妮结婚

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米雅我要和米嫣结婚

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要不还是把篮子噶了吧

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我感觉我这一喊这个声卡都声卡都受不了了

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声卡都超限了

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这什么声音啊

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什么b动静

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这把高端局什么b动词

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什么呀什么呀

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是不是还可以诶

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但是好像有点慢啊

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这弹幕有点慢啊

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但是尾巴颜色怎么回来了

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跟着发色走了

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你们只关心尾巴

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不关心头发吗

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你们是那个盲人摸象

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你们是那个盲人摸象

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然后这个摸到了腿

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不知道腿跟这个尾巴是同属于同样的一个个体

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上面是吧

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你们什么情况啊

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你们是你们

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你们哈哈哈

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唉呀早上好

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天津早上好

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林小玲

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早上好

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杀手小姐与猫饭团

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早上好

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琳迪塔塔开

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早上好

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一更新

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克罗马

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早上好

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叔叔

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我还有早上好

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4027

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早上好

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梦瑶

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早上好

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工具人老师咕咕鸟咕咕鸟

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怎么天天天天来看主播姑娘是不是暗恋主播呀

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发现发现主播

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发现主播是一个好人

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然后天天天天来看主播姑娘铁暗恋啊

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主播在在寄寄被两室铁暗恋之后

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又被姑娘铁暗恋

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主播真是一个v区的一个祸水型主播呀

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哎呀不太好啊

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感觉感觉不是很好

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姑娘老师明天把我拉黑了

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在这自我意识过剩了

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早上好

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电信家主人

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我还要做早早嗯

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主播我不想看到紫色的头发能剃的吗

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要不还是还是把眼睛蒙上吧

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要不还是把眼睛蒙上吧

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主播怎么办

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主播不能为了你一个人改变

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但是但是但是但是哎呦

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好卡

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怎么这么卡

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真是电脑发烧友啊

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电脑发烧友我服了

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我电脑机怎么一闪一闪

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我也好奇啊

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他怎么一闪一闪的

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我也在这边看了

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他怎么一闪一闪的卡起来了

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卡起来了

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姑姑鸟

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我差点就被你气得重启

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国v高能时刻就把国乒高能时刻复活了

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就为了骂主播这个自我意识过剩的

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这盘这盘饺子是吧

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好闪要瞎了

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真的假的

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为什么这样啊啊我我看一下

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你们等一下我看一下

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我不知道是什么样的

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他为什么我这边看是正常的呀

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你们等一下我看一下

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我这边推流推出去的时候是正常的

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就为了这个醋包饺子啊

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我看一下推出是什么样的

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唉他怎么一闪

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是的对啊

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每次有人发一条新弹幕

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这个弹幕真的是跳动一下

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这这这个跳动是什么意思呢

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字节跳动对啊

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他为什么一往下翻就闪一下呢

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我问一下吧

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问一下吧

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这是这是什么意思啊

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这是这是这

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是不是我电脑性能不支持

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这种这种这种这种这种带动画的呀

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他是不是有点问题啊

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还是我有什么东西没复制上啊

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等等我下播问一下

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这把这把这把先这样了

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大家这这次直播先这样了

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我们下次直播看看能不能挽救一下

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我不知道他们想这样子

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是不是他占用太大了呀

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什么你能不能别搞这些花里胡哨的东西

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有这心思不如加个小时中加了

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但是他还没发给我

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这些是我前天买的啊

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还有昨天买的

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我买了十种新的过场背景桌子

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还有这个边上这个弹幕机跟ui呃

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然后现在没发货的是小时钟跟那个过场动画呀

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所以今天的过场还是还是边上对

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还是还是那个圣诞节的那个

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然后小时钟的话

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小时钟复活了之后会跟加班机放在一起

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把那个左上角的字顶掉

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小时钟没复活呢

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哎呦别急别急他

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他得先发给我

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我才能发给大家呀

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怎么有人叫米娅男友粉啊

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能不能叉出去啊

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怎么怎么还有这样的人啊

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这哥们要是在你直播间瞎了

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你能照顾我下半辈子么

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哎就这么这么夸张吗

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这么夸张吗

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大家那我要不还是把它把它先先先那什么啦

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我先把它换换

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换成正常的富婆

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你什么时候有过

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是啊

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是以前是没有

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但马上就要有了呃

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但是他们那个时钟都是很那个啥的

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你知道吗

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就是他他都是要么就很花里胡哨

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要么就特别简单

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没有那种适配性特别高的

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我勉强买了一个

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大家凑合着看吧

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确实是闪的难受

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换吧无所谓

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我收音机模式

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那那我那我先换了这个这个等了好长时间了

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没想到居然是这个样子的

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那我们我查的时候

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我检查的时候没检查明白

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欢迎周一早我看一下怎么换这个东西啊

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我看一下

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不知道现在怎么换这个现场画好像有点麻烦

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换人播画的栗子

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老师早上好

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没有合适的驱动

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你就不能自己写一个吗

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为什么为什么为什么一人月月给我写一个还行

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我自己真写不出来

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这这玩意咋写啊

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这东西不会

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你等我啊

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等我一下捏

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我看他们演示都很正常呀

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然后我刚才上播之前

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自己还在弹幕里面发那个测四发了半天了

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对新弹幕会刷新

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但这个弹幕刷新

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好像因为我设置的帧数的原因啊

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好像是帧数的原因吧

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谢谢保持微笑的粉丝团灯牌

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感谢支持

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红豆泥阿里嘎

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多谢谢谢谢

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达摩

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在呢在呢

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我把它

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我把他那个什么一下

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我的房间u r l和样式生成器

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我换个样式啊

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大家稍等一下哦

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换换成那个平常正常的样式吧

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该动画化的在意

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i just wanna leave

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好长的css啊

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我试一下大家

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pain don't hurt the same

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ai travelled fills

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are unknown

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哦可以了

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正常了

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变成我以前用的那个版本了

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变成我以前用的纯字了

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这个可以了吧

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这个可以了吧

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00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,620
这个不晃眼睛了吧

246
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,690
哎这个不晃眼睛了是吧

247
00:11:02,690 --> 00:11:03,500
早上好

248
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:07,380
大家还有还有早早早嗯感冒

249
00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,840
这个可以了吧

250
00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:12,140
哎呦主播一大早上就满足大家的愿望

251
00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,460
主播是不是好人

252
00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:16,280
主播应该狠狠的夸赞一下主播呀

253
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,350
不应该不应该攻击主播

254
00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,550
不应该谩骂主播

255
00:11:19,550 --> 00:11:21,410
在这个2022年

256
00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:25,590
我们可以相处的最后的这一段时间里面

257
00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:28,950
是不是得好好的跟主播好好的相处啊

258
00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:31,200
好好的这个这个呵护主播

259
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:31,980
照顾主播

260
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:34,560
然后这个这个主播要好好的呵护大家

261
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,360
照顾大家

262
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:39,769
我们才能给这个明年打一个好的样子啊

263
00:11:39,769 --> 00:11:42,019
是不是哇主播真棒

264
00:11:42,019 --> 00:11:44,439
我要和美颜滚

265
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,340
哎别再刷

266
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:50,380
我要跟美艳结婚了

267
00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:51,400
能不能别再刷

268
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,260
我要跟美艳结婚了

269
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:58,180
感觉有的时候真不知道怎么处理大家

270
00:11:58,180 --> 00:11:59,860
这你说我要认真的说法

271
00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:01,540
就好像上纲上线啊

272
00:12:01,540 --> 00:12:02,260
很没意思

273
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:03,840
很很传统啊

274
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,000
很很很无趣的一个人

275
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,260
我又不认真的去说

276
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,200
我要整活

277
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:12,670
大家都喜欢看你破防气急败坏的那个样子啊

278
00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:15,100
然后你这次念了

279
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,390
下次他们就说哎呀不行

280
00:12:17,390 --> 00:12:19,820
他她都能跟米燕结婚

281
00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:22,190
为什么我不能跟米燕结婚啊

282
00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:23,150
这可不行啊

283
00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:24,590
我也要跟米燕结婚

284
00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:26,820
就是不患寡而患不匀啊

285
00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:28,860
就是所有人都不结婚的话

286
00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:30,380
大家心情都会很好

287
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:32,120
但假设你结了婚

288
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,800
你没有被主播ban掉

289
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,819
那下次他也结婚

290
00:12:35,819 --> 00:12:37,169
因为他发现对吧

291
00:12:37,169 --> 00:12:41,399
他他他那个什么他没有被禁言

292
00:12:41,399 --> 00:12:43,060
为什么我就被禁言了啊

293
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:45,160
主播她是不是你的小男友

294
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,120
她说结婚

295
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,740
你就同意你内心里面暗自开心

296
00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:50,120
我刷结果你就禁言

297
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,830
我凭什么区别对待呀

298
00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:54,660
最后只要把这个口子一打开呃

299
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,940
主播要不就不跟任何人结婚

300
00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:58,500
要不就所有人都得结婚

301
00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,580
那所有人都得结婚

302
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:00,750
那怎么能行呢

303
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,250
真是反了天了

304
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,690
世道都乱掉了

305
00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:05,010
所以这个这个

306
00:13:05,010 --> 00:13:08,349
这个要从根本上源头上解决结婚问题啊

307
00:13:08,349 --> 00:13:11,649
谁要结婚我就了结了谁

308
00:13:11,649 --> 00:13:14,229
这样就可以解决所有的节奏了

309
00:13:14,229 --> 00:13:15,699
没有任何的问题

310
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,050
出警了

311
00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:19,180
出警毒毒毒给你送走

312
00:13:20,260 --> 00:13:20,920
舒服了

313
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,650
2022年高低得吃燕子一个禁言

314
00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:27,140
你们可以不用拿这个负反馈来来来

315
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,040
那什么主播的

316
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,610
你说你给主播打了32c主播撂在这了

317
00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:34,200
温两碗禁言

318
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:35,880
要一碟拉黑主播

319
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,020
乐颠颠的好嘞

320
00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:39,000
客官来喽对吧

321
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,460
这个这个这个是很容易解决的

322
00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:45,650
不不一定非要把主播啊这个这个这个恶心一下

323
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,599
臭宝哈哈哈哈哈哈

324
00:13:47,599 --> 00:13:48,739
退婚是吧

325
00:13:48,739 --> 00:13:49,459
30年后

326
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:52,480
我肖某人上云岚宗和和打肥猫的脸

327
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,420
萧炎要像你一样没有用对吧

328
00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:56,490
像你一样

329
00:13:56,490 --> 00:14:00,690
30年之后才能才能才能去云岚宗

330
00:14:01,890 --> 00:14:02,910
纳兰嫣然

331
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,350
孩子都三个了

332
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:05,920
孩子都快生孩子了

333
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,060
30年之后

334
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:10,420
人家一家人和和美美的在这边生活修炼呢

335
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:13,640
你一敲门发现一个中年胡子拉碴的大叔

336
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,620
哎你说谁呀谁呀

337
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,540
然后那人还说哇谁呀

338
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:20,480
然后这个这个他带着他的儿子吃惊的看着你

339
00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:24,310
你说这你还记得30年前被你退婚的萧炎吗

340
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,120
他说谁啊

341
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,860
不记得真不记得对吧

342
00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,750
感谢兰

343
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:29,890
欢迎米萨卡酱

344
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:30,640
早上好

345
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,970
好久没见了

346
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,110
紫色肥猫

347
00:14:33,110 --> 00:14:34,910
结婚困惑害怕

348
00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:36,110
请不要再发了

349
00:14:36,110 --> 00:14:37,130
没有这个功能啊

350
00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:38,800
人妖恋是违法的

351
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,910
自古以来

352
00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:43,540
这个女娲后人就不能爱上这个这个人类啊

353
00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:46,540
米米娅是一个猫猫

354
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:48,620
是不能跟人类结婚的

355
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,260
这下30年河东

356
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,180
30年河西死者为大

357
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:58,380
哈哈哈哈哎呦

358
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:02,920
今天非常少见的动了一下锅呀

359
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,110
主播发现好久不做饭就不会做饭了

360
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:10,850
主播在那个超市里面买了点菜之后回来打算

361
00:15:10,850 --> 00:15:12,650
我每次复健的时候

362
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,930
要么就是煮汤

363
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,430
煮那个罗宋汤

364
00:15:15,430 --> 00:15:17,500
要么就是炒意面

365
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,760
要么就是那个炒那个吉野家的肥牛饭

366
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,290
然后这次我算了一下复健做饭

367
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:27,150
这次轮到做肥牛饭了

368
00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,470
我这次不要偷懒

369
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,300
我就没有没有焯水

370
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:34,360
我就直接拿那个锅把那个肥牛贴熟的

371
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:35,440
贴熟了之后

372
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,020
我发现他那个炒完分钟饭之后

373
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,030
他那个底汤上面浮了一层油

374
00:15:40,030 --> 00:15:42,660
我真是服了一点点

375
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:45,400
买的那个牛肉太肥了

376
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,540
不焯水的话

377
00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:50,980
它那个受不了特别大一层油泡

378
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,840
是我我学会了

379
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,149
下次不能再这么是晚上不播了呀

380
00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:58,369
最近最近身体不太好

381
00:15:58,369 --> 00:16:01,069
每天开奖晚场看不到了

382
00:16:01,069 --> 00:16:02,809
跑到早场来找我了是吧

383
00:16:02,809 --> 00:16:05,020
嘿嘿嘿哈哈哈嗯

384
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:07,780
要是一定要也不是切割吧

385
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,100
一定要休息一场的话

386
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,359
现在一般是晚上休息啊

387
00:16:11,359 --> 00:16:15,439
因为睡懒觉比较符合人类的一个规律嘛

388
00:16:15,439 --> 00:16:16,159
众所周知

389
00:16:16,159 --> 00:16:21,410
这个早上早上一般那个十几

390
00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,310
然后二二是几

391
00:16:23,310 --> 00:16:24,300
哎呦不对

392
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,470
十点多钟

393
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:28,400
这正是睡懒觉的好时候呀对吧

394
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:32,780
但是我这边的晚上八九点90点的时候

395
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:35,420
应该大部分人都不会睡觉

396
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:40,240
所以说所以说现在基本上都是早上在播了

397
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,269
但晚上也会有播的

398
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,329
比如说我们跨年就会就会播呀

399
00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:47,349
跨年的呃

400
00:16:47,349 --> 00:16:49,539
棉花糖正在征集中啊

401
00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:51,699
当然不会只有棉花糖的

402
00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:53,439
如果棉花糖不够念

403
00:16:53,439 --> 00:16:55,020
我们就开呃

404
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:57,750
这个新年的那种像什么嗯

405
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,880
丢骰子的大富翁活动啊

406
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,230
大富翁玩完了

407
00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,280
假如说玩完了

408
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:05,320
然后还还没到跨年的时间呢

409
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,520
那我们就怎么了

410
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:09,370
我们就我们就开舰长连麦

411
00:17:09,370 --> 00:17:11,980
你们现在是不是巴不得前面这两个环节

412
00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:12,700
没有人头

413
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,470
没有人写

414
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:17,370
赶快就拿舰长连麦来把主播怼怼起来

415
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:20,900
所以你平时播完场起的确实早

416
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,000
我这种懒狗每天都睡到12点

417
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,130
那是啊早起晚归的打工

418
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:28,620
这就是怎么说呢

419
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,900
当我不累的时候

420
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:34,170
就是早起晚归的投身进自己的爱好

421
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:35,190
当我累的时候

422
00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,030
我就告诉自己

423
00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:37,770
这是早起晚归的打工

424
00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:40,200
那上班那肯定要上啊对吧

425
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,080
确实确什么事啊

426
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,160
米娅米娅

427
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,300
你怎么不做科研

428
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,080
不写论文

429
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,670
因为我学商科的

430
00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:48,020
我学商科的

431
00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:52,350
我学的这些课很少有要求写那什么的哈

432
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:55,590
呃我很少有要求写那个论文的

433
00:17:55,590 --> 00:17:58,190
一般一写也就一两千次吧

434
00:17:58,190 --> 00:17:59,390
最多也就一两千次

435
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:01,060
不会有太久的那种

436
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,120
写个一周就写完了

437
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:08,950
大部分的时候还是做分析啊之类的比较多一点

438
00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:11,929
然后还有就是学学模型啊之类的

439
00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:13,969
主播你收到我的棉花糖了吗

440
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:14,779
冷知识

441
00:18:14,779 --> 00:18:17,260
棉花糖是匿名的

442
00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,760
我不知道谁是谁写的

443
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:20,800
如果你想让我知道是谁写的

444
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,010
你就在结尾署个名额

445
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:23,550
你不署名

446
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,690
我怎么会知道啊

447
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:30,270
这个问题就相当于呃主播你收到了100封信

448
00:18:30,270 --> 00:18:31,770
你知不知道哪一封是我写的

449
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,960
我说我不知道啊

450
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,180
主播你肯定是不在乎我

451
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:36,080
你一点都不在乎

452
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:36,820
因言人

453
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:39,340
我的笔触你都看不出来

454
00:18:39,340 --> 00:18:40,300
那怎么办

455
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,200
我哪知道

456
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,080
我不知道我这种懒狗没课睡到12点

457
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:45,680
我没课

458
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,880
我也容易睡到12点

459
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:50,170
但我最近这几天是因为身体不好

460
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,700
我才那什么的

461
00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:53,920
我我要不是身体不好的话

462
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,300
我还是不良场

463
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,690
但是这两天就是呃没什么力气

464
00:18:58,690 --> 00:19:00,860
所以就变成异常了

465
00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:04,670
其实我的请假我也就请个晚场

466
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:07,170
我都没敢请过一整天的

467
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:08,910
跟大家请假都是啊

468
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:10,170
今天晚上不播了啊

469
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,670
明天晚上不播了

470
00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:12,900
就没有说什么

471
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,660
明天一整天我就不播了对吧

472
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:19,380
我现在一请假都请请一场

473
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,820
以后燕子出来了

474
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:24,340
就是大资本家的冷知识

475
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,910
这东西就基本上有资本的人

476
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:29,100
他都不去学商科呀

477
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,080
他都不会本科学商科的

478
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,460
本科学商科的人

479
00:19:32,460 --> 00:19:34,680
要么是有超级多的资本

480
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,720
要不是像主播一样毛线资本没有的呃

481
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:43,130
当年幻想着这个出来之后当什么经理

482
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,360
当什么总管

483
00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:45,530
当总监

484
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:47,510
后来发现哪有人给你管了

485
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:48,840
卧槽哈哈

486
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,080
哎你哪有一个企业

487
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,100
哪有一个组织

488
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,960
然后有人可以给你管啊

489
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,400
这不是做梦的吗

490
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,940
早上好

491
00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,389
早上好嗯

492
00:19:58,389 --> 00:20:00,189
后天晚上不播了

493
00:20:00,189 --> 00:20:00,729
毕业了

494
00:20:00,729 --> 00:20:02,049
家人们什么时候啊

495
00:20:02,049 --> 00:20:03,549
什么时候后天呃

496
00:20:03,549 --> 00:20:04,869
呃不对呃

497
00:20:04,869 --> 00:20:08,720
今天是20 29号后

498
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,040
明天是30号

499
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,710
给31

500
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,640
31号

501
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,620
你们没有什么别的安排吗

502
00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:17,350
你没有跟主播一起跨年嘛

503
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,850
我其实挺高兴的

504
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,050
但是要是有重要的人

505
00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,070
什么家人啊

506
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,870
朋友啊什么之类的

507
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:26,580
呃要是邀请你跨年的话

508
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:28,920
不用不用特别特别

509
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,360
你可以来跟我打个招呼

510
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,440
祝我新年快乐

511
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,060
但是要是有家人

512
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:36,900
有朋友有约好的这种社交关系的话

513
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,800
你可以可以

514
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,830
那什么就就去嘛去嘛

515
00:20:40,830 --> 00:20:41,670
很珍贵的

516
00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:44,610
很珍贵的主播都没有这样的社交关系

517
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,840
所以不要为了看看管人放弃这个呀

518
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:52,460
嗯猫博大总管这个月有31号

519
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,260
那明天不是30吗

520
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,020
后天不是31吗

521
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,900
是我这边先跨还是这边先跨

522
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,520
是你们那边先跨

523
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:05,260
我这边的话比国内晚了12 13个小时

524
00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:07,990
就是我祝你们新年快乐的时候

525
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:10,180
其实我这边还是白天

526
00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:11,870
然后到了我的晚上

527
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,180
那你们就得祝我新年快乐了

528
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:14,870
懂吧

529
00:21:14,870 --> 00:21:16,070
是你们新年快乐

530
00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:16,960
不是我

531
00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:20,080
所以我还在想

532
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,930
我到底应该我应该什么时候办这个跨年呢

533
00:21:23,930 --> 00:21:25,700
是按照你们的是他来办跨年

534
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:28,050
还是按照我的是他来办跨年呢

535
00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:29,970
有没有vip在国外的

536
00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:31,950
按照自己的时代来办跨年啊

537
00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:33,480
肥猫跨两次

538
00:21:34,360 --> 00:21:37,480
那那肥猫肥猫还能办两个跨年

539
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,400
然后开两个上舰活动

540
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,110
掐两次园子是吧

541
00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:42,880
都给肥猫收完了

542
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,960
卧槽但是但是怎么说呢

543
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,870
但是我有一个非常高兴的事情要告诉大家

544
00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:52,770
主播这个这个这个抽成的问题

545
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,240
在明年1月1号就要刷新了

546
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,000
所以明年开始啊

547
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,060
主播又会回到拥有50%收益的

548
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:02,620
这个正常的时候了

549
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,980
不是今年这种做个舰长礼物

550
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:06,720
然后最后发现上个舰

551
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,820
然后主播还倒亏三块钱的情况了

552
00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:09,690
非常感谢

553
00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:10,920
非常高兴

554
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,980
呱唧呱唧呱唧呱唧

555
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,780
快快鼓掌

556
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,150
肥猫跨年吧

557
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,660
只要我不停的在这个什么

558
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,780
不停的在地球每一个地方飞来飞去

559
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:27,940
然后我的年就永远都不会

560
00:22:27,940 --> 00:22:29,260
那什么都不会

561
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,280
快完了

562
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,080
换个消愁头像

563
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,060
什么东西啊

564
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:37,400
为什么叫你朋友起床吧

565
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:40,130
你把这个手机放到他耳朵边上

566
00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:42,770
你把他的手机放耳朵边上来

567
00:22:42,770 --> 00:22:46,370
可以赶在年底给椰子上一个ios提督吗

568
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,530
哎不要不要ios行不行

569
00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:52,300
不要不要ios好不好

570
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,820
你上ios地图我能记你一辈子

571
00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:56,380
我啊

572
00:22:56,380 --> 00:23:02,440
我真的以前那个什么就是在前年的这个时候呃

573
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,620
这个天启之星从来不来我直播间看我

574
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:09,129
然后也从来从来都不在我直播间发弹幕

575
00:23:09,129 --> 00:23:10,659
但我为什么记得他呢

576
00:23:10,659 --> 00:23:12,009
我为什么会记得他

577
00:23:12,009 --> 00:23:13,610
就是因为他有一天

578
00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:16,190
然后主播帮他打了一天的号

579
00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:18,659
他就给主播上了个提督

580
00:23:18,659 --> 00:23:19,739
说不客气

581
00:23:19,739 --> 00:23:21,959
ios的懒得开电脑了

582
00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:25,020
就这一句话让我记了三个月

583
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,560
主播主播一辈子都会记得这件事情

584
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,720
我服了

585
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,880
主播元旦能头顶个汤圆吗

586
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,260
药店是顶饺子啊

587
00:23:35,260 --> 00:23:37,960
谢谢萨萨克的关注

588
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:38,800
感谢支持

589
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,940
阿里嘎多

590
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:41,260
还有这种好事

591
00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:42,670
不要啊

592
00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:45,079
不要不要不要喂你

593
00:23:45,079 --> 00:23:46,999
你你希望主播一想起来

594
00:23:46,999 --> 00:23:48,979
你不是你在直播间的陪伴

595
00:23:48,979 --> 00:23:51,199
也不是你在直播间的欢声笑语

596
00:23:51,199 --> 00:23:53,050
也不是你对主播的照顾

597
00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:55,810
而是主播永远都记得你

598
00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,420
第一次给主播上舰

599
00:23:57,420 --> 00:23:59,340
从金牌变成紫名

600
00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,159
就是ios是吧

601
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,080
这不好这不好

602
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:05,820
三个月3年

603
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,740
这下这下一直到四

604
00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,360
主播都会冥土追猎

605
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,080
你把你从那个那什么里面挖出来

606
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,100
把你从那个什么里面挖出来

607
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:18,520
抱着你的那个那个你的那个杯啊

608
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,880
然后狂哭啊

609
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,680
怎么是ios呢

610
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,640
嗯对吧

611
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:24,840
哥们可以戴上哎呀

612
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,570
这图不要不要打咩

613
00:24:27,570 --> 00:24:30,260
不要不要不要

614
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,880
如果是ios总督

615
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,440
有猫的风

616
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,420
ios总督的收益还不够

617
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:38,360
我叫个救护车呢

618
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,220
ios总督的收益不够

619
00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:41,540
我叫救护车呀

620
00:24:41,540 --> 00:24:43,940
大家我还得自己倒贴钱去住院

621
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:50,980
不要不要一个能让主播永远记得你的办法

622
00:24:50,980 --> 00:24:52,900
主播主播永远都会记得呀

623
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,100
主播一直都会记得

624
00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:58,140
那未成年的未成年主播说梦话对吧

625
00:24:58,140 --> 00:24:59,400
做梦都在骂你

626
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,020
未成年退款

627
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:04,560
自己明明不是未明明不是未成年

628
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,320
因为他在我直播间老说他出差呀

629
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,580
说他上班呢

630
00:25:08,580 --> 00:25:10,820
说他加班忙什么什么之类的

631
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:13,580
每次来看直播都是半夜两三点来看

632
00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:17,100
然后然后两个月之后

633
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,350
这个人申请了一个ios退款

634
00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:21,660
不是他申请了一个未成年退款

635
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:23,040
我都纳了闷了

636
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,680
什么企业能让你半夜上班

637
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:26,940
童工是吧

638
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,040
童工半夜三点还在端盘子

639
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,220
还出差

640
00:25:30,220 --> 00:25:33,460
还是那个坐飞机去去外面住宾馆

641
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:35,260
我真是服了

642
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:40,380
为了让依然记得你一辈子就攒钱给燕上ios总督

643
00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:45,480
有没有可能我们的那个圣诞的上舰活动

644
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,200
持续到30号

645
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,700
我们持续有30号

646
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:54,620
但是现在提督还差差了两位才能解那个抱枕

647
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:57,360
所以我现在啊很急

648
00:25:57,580 --> 00:25:59,850
给主播凑个小人头

649
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,880
主播主播主播主播不用那什么主播

650
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,680
起码在2022年

651
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,900
这1年都会一直记得你的主播

652
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:10,700
在2022年绝对会一直记到你最后一秒钟的

653
00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,000
多了

654
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,020
不敢打包票

655
00:26:12,020 --> 00:26:15,840
2022年绝对一整年都记得你哦

656
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,760
说不定人家在缅北呢

657
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,570
关键就是他这个人他申请了退款之后吧

658
00:26:21,570 --> 00:26:24,559
啊他还开小号来看我

659
00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:25,669
他看我了

660
00:26:25,669 --> 00:26:26,629
我还不说话

661
00:26:26,629 --> 00:26:27,889
我就把他叫住

662
00:26:27,889 --> 00:26:29,689
我说你是你是什么意思

663
00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:31,139
你是真的未成年吗

664
00:26:31,139 --> 00:26:32,279
他也不跟我说话

665
00:26:32,279 --> 00:26:33,659
但他总来看我

666
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:34,560
你知道吧

667
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,720
还能记个三天是吗

668
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,650
我是否在这份恩情在忘记之前

669
00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:42,180
永远都不会忘记的

670
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:45,240
这份恩情在忘记之前真的不会忘记的

671
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,580
你相信我

672
00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:48,260
你相信我啊

673
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:52,900
真的真的没有人喜欢我的那个圣诞树大抱枕啊

674
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,900
主播主播真的好伤心啊

675
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:58,940
想陪你主播真的好伤心啊

676
00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:01,580
这次的提督礼物做的是最贵的

677
00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:03,800
但是是唯一一次办活动

678
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,740
就是一个新提督都没有的

679
00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:10,120
就没有想到主播的审美跟大家的审美有一些差

680
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,730
距在上面的

681
00:27:11,730 --> 00:27:12,870
哎

682
00:27:14,190 --> 00:27:15,660
欢迎九连宝灯

683
00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:21,780
感觉不如找个小v整个提督当勇士的爹了

684
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:22,770
真的吗

685
00:27:22,770 --> 00:27:24,000
真的吗

686
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,200
美美呀

687
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:25,680
别呀

688
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:26,580
别那什么

689
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:28,260
别太别太为难

690
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,940
陪伴家吃的都是假

691
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,190
感觉不如w cn退款

692
00:27:33,190 --> 00:27:34,780
你是不是黑化了呀

693
00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:37,980
主播记得你是正确的那个印象

694
00:27:37,980 --> 00:27:40,560
好的印象和坏的印象你觉得都一样

695
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,800
只要深刻的程度够深

696
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,160
哪怕是主播讨厌你也在所不惜是吧

697
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,690
还有这样的人啊

698
00:27:47,690 --> 00:27:50,000
我超受不了了

699
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,160
61小时认知卷

700
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:54,040
什么叫61小时啊

701
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,180
真的

702
00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:56,590
但是这是什么

703
00:27:56,590 --> 00:28:00,220
这是什么什么什么价格表

704
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,290
61小时的认知

705
00:28:02,290 --> 00:28:04,270
我心甘情愿

706
00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:08,320
都说了

707
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,180
年底的阴暗又溢出来了

708
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,280
你们俩是不是自己私下里偷偷那个啥了

709
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,050
扭曲的认知图

710
00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:21,420
所以我才不想那什么呀

711
00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:24,900
所以我才不想不想认知认知

712
00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:27,480
那个什么认知特别nt的弹幕

713
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,220
因为你们有样学样

714
00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:32,400
你们发现正常说好好好快快快

715
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,740
主播可能不会黑你

716
00:28:33,740 --> 00:28:36,320
但是你要上来就说主播真是个

717
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,430
主播真难看

718
00:28:37,430 --> 00:28:41,280
那主播可能就一拍桌子啪就跟你对线对

719
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,890
然后但是就这样你就会发现啊

720
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,290
这个人的弹幕他怎么不回了呢

721
00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:48,000
我的弹幕他怎么不回呢

722
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,190
下次懂了

723
00:28:49,190 --> 00:28:51,620
只要说主播是个

724
00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:53,990
他就会回我什么之类的对吧

725
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,150
我心甘情哎

726
00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:58,680
只要说主播是个

727
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,060
主播就会回复我

728
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:01,800
我下次我也这么说

729
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,320
哎所以说不能不能太那什么

730
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,650
不能不能太太惯着这样的弹幕啊

731
00:29:07,650 --> 00:29:10,100
就甚至骂都不能骂

732
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:11,750
只能说当没看见

733
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:15,140
但是就有些有些人他就是这样的啊

734
00:29:15,140 --> 00:29:19,319
主播主播明明我发的弹幕停在屏幕上了

735
00:29:19,319 --> 00:29:22,319
主播念这个念那个就把我的跳过去了

736
00:29:22,319 --> 00:29:23,579
看来是骂的不够狠

737
00:29:23,579 --> 00:29:25,190
我下次再多骂点

738
00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:28,430
然后他就越说越越越越那什么

739
00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:29,880
越说越来越过分

740
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:30,720
越说越过分

741
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,780
直到有一天终于踩到了主播的大雷

742
00:29:33,780 --> 00:29:35,220
主播忍了好久好久

743
00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:37,600
然后马上就呃一次

744
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,800
要不就你破防

745
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:39,580
要么就我破防

746
00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,410
然后框框就切割了

747
00:29:41,410 --> 00:29:43,050
就变成了这样子啊

748
00:29:43,050 --> 00:29:46,830
好多时候真的都是这样的哎呦

749
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:50,680
距离2023年的元旦还有61个小时

750
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:56,560
在2023年主播都会记得您的主播没有网线

751
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,880
没有那么大的

752
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,820
为什么只能保证到2023年呢

753
00:30:00,820 --> 00:30:06,590
因为我我我现在还记得2020年的梯度

754
00:30:06,590 --> 00:30:10,940
哈哈我现在还记得2020年的提督啊

755
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:14,030
所以我应该2022年的提督

756
00:30:14,030 --> 00:30:15,850
应该能记得2024年

757
00:30:15,850 --> 00:30:17,620
这个起码能保证这个的

758
00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:18,940
总不能人年龄越大

759
00:30:18,940 --> 00:30:20,080
几率越退步吧

760
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,100
应该不至于主播就念老头的

761
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,080
不念你的

762
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,700
我们直播间放眼望去

763
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:26,540
哪有老头啊

764
00:30:26,540 --> 00:30:28,179
高能榜最高峰21分

765
00:30:28,179 --> 00:30:29,199
我挑谁

766
00:30:29,199 --> 00:30:32,060
我想挑个老头出来都挑不出来

767
00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:35,300
我想挑个老头出来都挑不出来

768
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,730
哎呀只要直播间怎么说

769
00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:39,260
老头跟这个舰长

770
00:30:39,260 --> 00:30:42,840
跟普通舰长的那个借道的程度不一样

771
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,920
只要没有老头

772
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,180
就大家都一样了

773
00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,440
懂吧卧槽

774
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,310
21分

775
00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:49,110
你还挑挑老头

776
00:30:49,110 --> 00:30:53,200
这下这下从那个地平线上面拔高个了

777
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,340
怎么拔呀

778
00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:56,480
令人感叹

779
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,380
别感叹了

780
00:30:57,380 --> 00:30:58,220
这很正常呀

781
00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,480
工具人老是34

782
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,260
不是老头子

783
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,580
不是我的而已

784
00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:05,280
那他他他他他34都不是我的

785
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,440
我我我我怎么我还

786
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:15,160
哎不是这这这你们你们觉得是这种情况吧

787
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:18,420
我找主播都说了

788
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:19,620
自己那个什么呀

789
00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:20,760
自己单独一关

790
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,549
就是就是猫咪没有的一个情况

791
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:27,380
我都已经习惯了

792
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,010
你先别急等下有的你急呢别急

793
00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:32,720
等下主播自己开小号

794
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,520
拿自己账号里面的这个38电池勇夺榜一

795
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,220
我看你们哈哈哈

796
00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:40,450
看你们谁说话

797
00:31:40,450 --> 00:31:42,280
年关哪有米啊

798
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,720
要过日子的事

799
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,400
大家都听听

800
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,700
过年的时候确实都比较比较比较

801
00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,350
用钱的地方比较多

802
00:31:50,350 --> 00:31:53,170
我知道的一只猫

803
00:31:53,170 --> 00:31:55,150
谢谢4027的力士糖

804
00:31:55,150 --> 00:31:56,170
感谢支持

805
00:31:56,170 --> 00:31:57,400
红豆年里嘎多

806
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,300
恭喜你成为了主播的榜一

807
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:01,680
碰到你老头

808
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:06,130
再次谁要听快乐星猫呀

809
00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:07,360
美美爆了

810
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,600
正常正常哎呦

811
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,280
斩下榜一的对吧

812
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,750
这下这下接下来接下来谢谢谢

813
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:15,610
好久没收到这么贵重的礼物

814
00:32:15,610 --> 00:32:16,270
谢谢冒犯

815
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,380
传送喵娘喵喵

816
00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:19,280
阿里嘎头

817
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,250
喵榜一轮流坐是吧

818
00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:26,499
我是一只猫

819
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:29,769
快乐的星猫

820
00:32:29,769 --> 00:32:32,720
周围冒气泡

821
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,660
音乐的符号

822
00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:39,320
我是一只猫

823
00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:41,810
带给你热闹

824
00:32:41,810 --> 00:32:44,780
一起来舞蹈

825
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,480
你快乐就好

826
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,920
呜呜我的心踢摇摇

827
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:55,139
嘴巴翘翘

828
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:58,949
我是快乐星猫

829
00:32:58,949 --> 00:33:01,420
不睡懒觉

830
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:04,540
身边阳光围绕

831
00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:07,660
闻到快乐的味道

832
00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:11,980
一起大声叫喵喵喵

833
00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:19,540
我的耳朵听到你的心跳

834
00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:22,990
请你给我拥抱

835
00:33:22,990 --> 00:33:26,300
心是城堡舞台

836
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,550
星光闪耀

837
00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:31,119
我们唱唱又跳跳

838
00:33:32,379 --> 00:33:36,960
一起大声叫喵喵喵

839
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:41,120
我是一只猫

840
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:43,340
快乐的星猫

841
00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:49,080
周围冒气泡音乐的符号

842
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:53,120
我是一只猫

843
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,310
带给你热闹

844
00:33:55,310 --> 00:33:58,220
一起来舞蹈

845
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,040
你快乐就好

846
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:05,240
谢谢谢谢的舰长

847
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:05,960
谢谢瑶瑶

848
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,580
最喜欢白嫖乐的舰长

849
00:34:07,580 --> 00:34:08,660
会增进阿里嘎多

850
00:34:08,660 --> 00:34:10,100
我就昨天自动续费的

851
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:11,150
我记得呢

852
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,840
嗯谢谢谢谢

853
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,820
开奖的打call阿里嘎多

854
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:16,780
感谢支持

855
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:27,400
多多多多多哒哒哒哒哒

856
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,300
我

857
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,760
是一只猫

858
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,850
好想你哦

859
00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:38,520
我自信自豪

860
00:34:39,900 --> 00:34:41,609
还有点骄傲

861
00:34:41,609 --> 00:34:44,549
我是一只猫

862
00:34:45,929 --> 00:34:48,890
想牵你的快乐

863
00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:50,480
没烦恼

864
00:34:51,860 --> 00:34:53,980
永远不会老

865
00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:56,500
我是一只猫

866
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,920
快乐的星猫

867
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,820
周围冒气泡

868
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:05,820
音乐的符号

869
00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:09,620
我是一只猫

870
00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:11,840
带给你热闹

871
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,540
一起来舞蹈

872
00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:19,140
你快乐就好

873
00:35:21,290 --> 00:35:23,260
今天明显感觉气短

874
00:35:23,260 --> 00:35:28,010
你不觉得我这个快乐星猫唱的没有网天正常吗

875
00:35:28,010 --> 00:35:31,780
今天感觉这个快乐星猫唱的不是很正常啊

876
00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:33,100
感觉很很怪异

877
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:34,210
很奇怪呀

878
00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:36,550
但我也说不清哪奇怪

879
00:35:36,550 --> 00:35:39,070
反正我觉得我自己听起来挺怪的

880
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:40,150
你们听起来怪不怪

881
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:41,090
我不知道啊

882
00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:43,790
如何评价19.8亿复活币

883
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:44,960
这什么事啊

884
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,250
这是什么事啊

885
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:49,069
不知道不知道

886
00:35:49,229 --> 00:35:50,959
欢迎宝宝早上好

887
00:35:50,959 --> 00:35:54,779
我还要念多早早点歌

888
00:35:54,779 --> 00:35:55,559
夜航星

889
00:35:55,559 --> 00:35:59,180
你们你们怎么这么喜欢听夜航星来了

890
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,620
每天都有人点

891
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:03,220
而且每天都不是同一个人

892
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,310
谢谢在猫的情书

893
00:36:06,310 --> 00:36:07,700
感谢支持

894
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:11,130
谢谢谢谢dnf的事情

895
00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:13,860
dnf我知道这个游戏体量挺大的

896
00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:18,300
然后那个主播也有特别特别顶级的主播

897
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:19,500
就是旭旭宝宝吗

898
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,529
但是什么叫19.8亿啊

899
00:36:22,529 --> 00:36:23,459
这么多呀

900
00:36:23,459 --> 00:36:24,640
真的假的

901
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,600
dnf有个人号没了

902
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,020
策划给他留了19.8亿的复活币

903
00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:31,980
什么意思啊

904
00:36:32,759 --> 00:36:37,050
却别在什么叫留了19.8亿的复活之爱

905
00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:38,940
一个人在你这听好听

906
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:40,700
第二天还听哈哈哈

907
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:41,720
好像还真是啊

908
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,440
会变焦

909
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,220
早上好啊

910
00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:44,840
变焦

911
00:36:46,359 --> 00:36:48,340
原来是这样子的吗

912
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:52,500
我还以为又是大家在哪个直播间

913
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,510
然后然后人家唱的好听

914
00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:55,980
然后大家都互相认识

915
00:36:55,980 --> 00:36:56,220
对

916
00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:57,899
天天都有人点这首歌

917
00:36:57,899 --> 00:36:59,879
就最近这一周七天

918
00:36:59,879 --> 00:37:02,789
基本上有5000多人点那个夜航星哦

919
00:37:02,789 --> 00:37:04,199
早上好病娇

920
00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:07,720
还要就是装备啥的都没了

921
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,600
只剩下19.8亿复活币

922
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,780
还这么大的游戏

923
00:37:12,780 --> 00:37:15,550
这么多年的游戏怎么出这种问题呀

924
00:37:15,550 --> 00:37:17,410
你要是说那个小游戏啊

925
00:37:17,410 --> 00:37:19,200
或者是什么小厂商啊

926
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,520
我觉得还有可能怎么

927
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,250
dnf dnf为什么会出这种问题啊

928
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:25,170
什么情况呢

929
00:37:25,630 --> 00:37:30,240
早早早还有还有复活币能卖吗

930
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,710
这个东西能交易吗

931
00:37:31,710 --> 00:37:33,740
能能变成钱吗

932
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:37,460
热知识复活币和这个行业一个价格

933
00:37:37,460 --> 00:37:41,780
卧槽真的假的能卖啊

934
00:37:42,919 --> 00:37:43,929
能卖啊

935
00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,660
不是他是买来

936
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:48,500
他是买来这个价格还是卖出去

937
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,030
这个价格能交易吗

938
00:37:50,030 --> 00:37:51,140
能不能交易啊

939
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,850
不能不能卖

940
00:37:53,850 --> 00:37:54,690
有毛病啊

941
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,340
哎不能卖有个毛用啊

942
00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,300
那不能卖的话

943
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:02,260
不就像那个辣条pk票银瓜

944
00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:05,300
只要那有啥用啊

945
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,770
那不是没用的

946
00:38:06,770 --> 00:38:09,740
对不能交易没意思

947
00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:12,830
主播本来眼睛眼睛都亮了

948
00:38:12,830 --> 00:38:14,149
本来眼睛都亮了

949
00:38:14,149 --> 00:38:15,469
那这有啥用啊

950
00:38:15,469 --> 00:38:16,069
谁能死

951
00:38:16,069 --> 00:38:17,509
19.8亿次

952
00:38:17,509 --> 00:38:19,969
你从天光乍破死到暮雪白头

953
00:38:19,969 --> 00:38:21,140
从宇宙大爆炸

954
00:38:21,140 --> 00:38:25,580
直到那个这个这个地球毁灭都死不了

955
00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:26,780
19.81次吧

956
00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:28,910
复活吧

957
00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:30,250
我的爱人

958
00:38:31,130 --> 00:38:32,290
哎哎哎

959
00:38:32,290 --> 00:38:36,380
那个什么主播今天在首页刷到了那个什么呀

960
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,660
刷到了那个复活吧

961
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:41,300
我的爱人一小时纯享版

962
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:42,620
我本来没听过

963
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:43,910
我只是看过小说

964
00:38:43,910 --> 00:38:45,840
我知道小说复活的时候

965
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:49,680
就是喊了这么一个很尬的台词啊

966
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,440
我没有想到动画里面居然还原了

967
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,000
而且那个富婆吧

968
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,640
我的爱人她还不是我脑补的话

969
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,740
他应该是那种很温柔的那个语气

970
00:38:58,740 --> 00:38:59,220
你知道吧

971
00:38:59,220 --> 00:39:02,300
应该是那种呃饱含着思念

972
00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:03,440
饱含着情感

973
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,430
饱含着深爱

974
00:39:04,430 --> 00:39:05,660
然后饱含着复杂

975
00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:08,570
就是那种复活吧

976
00:39:08,570 --> 00:39:12,760
我的爱人就是那种哎马上要哭了的那种语气

977
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,740
结果呢我今天一听

978
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,100
我一听那个动画片

979
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:19,940
我发现他是我发现他是怎么说

980
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:21,680
你们你们把音量调小一点

981
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:22,760
你们把音量调小一点

982
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,930
我来我来学一下

983
00:39:23,930 --> 00:39:27,950
他是那种复活吧

984
00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:30,800
我的爱人

985
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:36,560
就是那种那种那种听起来好像便秘了10年

986
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:38,930
然后终于获得了自己心爱的开塞露

987
00:39:38,930 --> 00:39:40,970
忙慌不择路的往嘴里面灌

988
00:39:40,970 --> 00:39:42,260
挂完了之后

989
00:39:42,299 --> 00:39:46,679
如获至宝的这种这种语气让主播很难受啊

990
00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:47,489
你知道吗

991
00:39:47,489 --> 00:39:49,319
有点有点有点受不了

992
00:39:49,319 --> 00:39:50,279
有点受不了了

993
00:39:50,279 --> 00:39:52,010
说实话我今天听了

994
00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,630
我真听了那个富婆帮男人

995
00:39:53,630 --> 00:39:56,450
而且还是专门把那个那句话截出来

996
00:39:56,450 --> 00:39:57,140
你知道吗

997
00:39:57,140 --> 00:39:58,730
专门把那句话截出来

998
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:01,290
然后然后循环了一个小时

999
00:40:01,290 --> 00:40:02,070
你们知道不行

1000
00:40:02,070 --> 00:40:03,330
我一定要给你们听一下

1001
00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:05,370
我现在我现在就放一下给大家听

1002
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:06,570
我一定要给你们听一下

1003
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:08,330
如果你们没有人听过这个

1004
00:40:08,330 --> 00:40:09,890
没有听过这个复活吧

1005
00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:12,440
我的爱人这个人生就是白过啊

1006
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,750
就建立为人生白过的一个状态

1007
00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:18,090
嗯一定要给大家听一下这个东西啊

1008
00:40:20,010 --> 00:40:22,680
我看一下什么回应我吧

1009
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,230
爱莉希亚复复活吧

1010
00:40:25,230 --> 00:40:26,740
我的爱人

1011
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,400
唐三狂喜好诶

1012
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,680
一次是唐三唐三狂喜号了

1013
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,950
这个dnf

1014
00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:38,620
有没有一小时循环版啊

1015
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:41,560
穿过远洋的城

1016
00:40:41,779 --> 00:40:43,579
唐三没有退避

1017
00:40:43,579 --> 00:40:47,209
执着而坚定地注视着那虚影中的双眸

1018
00:40:47,209 --> 00:40:48,939
一字一顿的说

1019
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,119
回应我吧

1020
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:53,700
爱莉希亚

1021
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,250
对不起

1022
00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:57,410
谢谢狗狗显卡的小花

1023
00:40:57,410 --> 00:40:58,220
感谢支持

1024
00:40:58,220 --> 00:40:59,200
阿里嘎多

1025
00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:04,000
你我曾是航向的日出

1026
00:41:05,019 --> 00:41:06,479
我的爱人还活着

1027
00:41:06,479 --> 00:41:07,910
所以不能复活

1028
00:41:07,910 --> 00:41:10,610
哈哈可以先把它先把它做成魂环

1029
00:41:10,610 --> 00:41:12,920
再再再复活他好吗

1030
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,850
再再复活

1031
00:41:13,850 --> 00:41:16,990
他不会扣一复活

1032
00:41:16,990 --> 00:41:18,400
一一真复活吗

1033
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:24,390
111天然系亲手点燃目光

1034
00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:25,940
尽这个复活吧

1035
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:27,620
我的爱人一小时纯享版的

1036
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:28,920
我怎么搜不到啊

1037
00:41:31,180 --> 00:41:33,300
主播今天能看生日吗

1038
00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:34,140
今天可以啊

1039
00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:35,400
今天可以看生日了

1040
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,760
因为我把那个改掉了

1041
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,770
我把那个画质改掉了

1042
00:41:39,770 --> 00:41:41,110
他应该就能看了

1043
00:41:41,110 --> 00:41:42,970
我一定要给大家听一下呀

1044
00:41:42,970 --> 00:41:44,590
把这一行星先暂停一下

1045
00:41:44,590 --> 00:41:46,720
给我给我爱人复活让道啊

1046
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:48,370
一定要给这件事情让道

1047
00:41:48,370 --> 00:41:51,980
我觉得一航星感觉不如不如爱人复活

1048
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,750
i want to take two

1049
00:41:57,750 --> 00:42:00,520
请往前走

1050
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:07,660
明天一起放烟开

1051
00:42:07,939 --> 00:42:13,800
我的爱人

1052
00:42:14,939 --> 00:42:16,079
复活吧

1053
00:42:17,459 --> 00:42:21,899
我的爱人没有混响啊

1054
00:42:21,899 --> 00:42:22,499
不行

1055
00:42:22,499 --> 00:42:23,549
没有混响

1056
00:42:23,549 --> 00:42:24,719
没有那个味儿啊

1057
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:25,619
我受不了了

1058
00:42:25,619 --> 00:42:26,579
没没有混响

1059
00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:28,040
大家哎不行

1060
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,840
这个这个一定要有混响啊

1061
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:30,620
没有混响的话

1062
00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:32,320
感觉复活不会成功

1063
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,320
这复活难度太高了

1064
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,780
什么比动静

1065
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:37,800
没有混响的话

1066
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,300
复活成功不了啊

1067
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:41,640
这个这个这个哎呦

1068
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,700
没有人家这个这个充满充满激情

1069
00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:47,020
所以主播主播没有爱人

1070
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:48,430
爱人也复活不了

1071
00:42:48,430 --> 00:42:52,770
要不然那个什么把这个把这个放给放给爷爷工

1072
00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:53,670
梅拉听吧

1073
00:42:53,670 --> 00:42:58,860
有没有那个去去那个油管c点视频的

1074
00:42:58,860 --> 00:43:01,240
找个有米的喵喵露

1075
00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:02,740
找个优美的妙妙录

1076
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:06,940
把这个视频拿红外希打给爷爷工没拉

1077
00:43:06,940 --> 00:43:08,020
看看他会不会看

1078
00:43:08,020 --> 00:43:09,910
就看他能不能复活一下

1079
00:43:09,910 --> 00:43:10,570
这样

1080
00:43:13,910 --> 00:43:15,130
切片来的

1081
00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:16,060
还有切片啊

1082
00:43:16,060 --> 00:43:16,900
挺好的

1083
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:17,950
谢谢你啊

1084
00:43:17,950 --> 00:43:19,990
谢谢关注

1085
00:43:19,990 --> 00:43:21,430
猫雷反黑站

1086
00:43:21,430 --> 00:43:21,850
猫猫

1087
00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:22,870
别这么躺好吗

1088
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,160
我害怕行不行

1089
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,030
复活吧

1090
00:43:25,030 --> 00:43:27,760
我的舰长喊了就有舰长吗

1091
00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:29,339
你可以喊复活吧

1092
00:43:29,339 --> 00:43:30,929
我的舰长真的吗

1093
00:43:30,929 --> 00:43:33,180
可是我的舰长都好好活着呢

1094
00:43:34,019 --> 00:43:36,379
是噶了才不给主播上舰吗

1095
00:43:36,379 --> 00:43:37,699
那主播复活他的话

1096
00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:39,360
主播会多舰长吗

1097
00:43:40,959 --> 00:43:42,509
复活吧

1098
00:43:42,509 --> 00:43:48,840
我的舰长舰长数一四确实是半截埋到土里了

1099
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:50,040
看看能不能复活一下

1100
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,880
今天做法复活一下试试看

1101
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,140
扣一复活

1102
00:43:53,140 --> 00:43:54,580
这个这个不能付啊

1103
00:43:54,580 --> 00:43:55,360
这个不能付

1104
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,680
这个有版权问题的

1105
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:57,910
这个不能复

1106
00:43:57,910 --> 00:44:00,260
复活失败请充值

1107
00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:06,180
哈哈哈哈哎哎复活是要园子的

1108
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,500
复活是要园子的

1109
00:44:07,500 --> 00:44:09,540
奇迹和魔法都是有代价的

1110
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:10,980
这个代价就是园子啊

1111
00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:12,580
哦扣一复活

1112
00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:16,120
ios提督111真复活吗

1113
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:19,120
能不能复活一半啊

1114
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,200
复活提督就行了

1115
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,220
ios就算了吧

1116
00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:22,240
ios太贵了

1117
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:23,800
为了给主播ios上提督

1118
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,640
你还得单独去买个手机

1119
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,460
就是有这个园子多多吃点

1120
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:32,270
然后多多多那什么多穿个衣服什么的

1121
00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:34,370
大冬天的加加个棉衣吧

1122
00:44:34,370 --> 00:44:36,300
挺冷的

1123
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,400
扣一复活ios提督是吧

1124
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,900
ios提督还是别活了

1125
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,390
还是死了算了别啊

1126
00:44:43,410 --> 00:44:45,630
谢谢狗狗显卡的加油加油

1127
00:44:45,630 --> 00:44:46,290
感谢支持

1128
00:44:46,290 --> 00:44:48,030
阿里嘎都能复活提督吧

1129
00:44:48,030 --> 00:44:48,930
不要yy 4

1130
00:44:48,930 --> 00:44:50,090
好不好没事

1131
00:44:50,090 --> 00:44:52,440
本来就是ios不麻烦

1132
00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:58,640
我不信不可能不可能有人给主播上

1133
00:44:59,370 --> 00:45:02,910
我是能看到你们谁是ios提督的啊

1134
00:45:02,910 --> 00:45:05,860
之前他们一上提督就骗我说

1135
00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:07,060
我说的是ios的

1136
00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:08,080
我每次都可紧张

1137
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,620
等到12点刷新之后

1138
00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:11,330
我就去那个什么

1139
00:45:11,330 --> 00:45:13,610
我就去那个后台看

1140
00:45:13,610 --> 00:45:16,620
就去后台查

1141
00:45:16,620 --> 00:45:18,300
我发现没有人这么跟我上

1142
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:21,500
所以说烟人都是嘴上嘴上那个什么

1143
00:45:21,500 --> 00:45:24,500
其实他心里面还是很对主播很好的

1144
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:26,200
我知道的嗯

1145
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,080
不去反驳我

1146
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,840
我要安慰一下自己

1147
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,000
谢谢狗狗显卡的加油

1148
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:33,690
欢迎大头

1149
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:34,380
早上好

1150
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:34,800
大头

1151
00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:38,370
扣一复活

1152
00:45:38,370 --> 00:45:41,760
米耶高中数学老师重新教他数学

1153
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,200
还是别复活了吧

1154
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,140
不太想学这个东西了

1155
00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:47,090
不想学这个东西

1156
00:45:47,090 --> 00:45:49,670
主播的阿q精神令人感动

1157
00:45:49,670 --> 00:45:50,840
还哎呦

1158
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,160
再不爱q

1159
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:56,650
那只能q你啊哈呃不爆脸了

1160
00:45:56,650 --> 00:45:57,490
不爆脸了

1161
00:45:57,490 --> 00:45:58,150
算了算了

1162
00:45:58,150 --> 00:45:59,830
不报点了

1163
00:45:59,830 --> 00:46:01,210
再不按q一下

1164
00:46:01,210 --> 00:46:03,140
已经没有办法了

1165
00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:05,120
那怎么办嘛

1166
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,280
主播主播在心里面

1167
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,240
每天上播之前啊

1168
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:12,600
拿着这个什么烟烟人圣经在脑子里默念

1169
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,000
烟人是世界上最好的观众群体

1170
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,220
别人都是特别特别好的人啊

1171
00:46:17,220 --> 00:46:18,960
然后给自己做完心理建设

1172
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,180
我再来问

1173
00:46:21,180 --> 00:46:22,380
你也玩罗巴是吧

1174
00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:23,210
我不敢玩

1175
00:46:23,210 --> 00:46:24,230
怎么不敢玩

1176
00:46:24,230 --> 00:46:25,400
怎么不会玩

1177
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,520
说起来那个晚瓦罗兰特过审了

1178
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,530
你们有没有想去玩的呀

1179
00:46:30,530 --> 00:46:33,860
我看看大家受欢迎的程度是什么样的

1180
00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:36,309
然后让我来决定要不要学一学

1181
00:46:36,309 --> 00:46:36,620
玩

1182
00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:40,850
之前好像有好多外网主播都在打瓦国服过审了

1183
00:46:40,850 --> 00:46:42,320
虽然我是火星人

1184
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,360
但是我还是要说国服过审了

1185
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,320
有没有人要玩

1186
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,260
那就大家打算去玩的

1187
00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:49,070
有没有

1188
00:46:49,070 --> 00:46:53,900
然后发现什么因人身上怎么冒黑线呢

1189
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:57,260
恋人恋人恋人应该不会冒黑气吧

1190
00:46:57,260 --> 00:46:59,300
让人没有这么阴暗吧

1191
00:47:00,180 --> 00:47:01,230
燕人好

1192
00:47:01,230 --> 00:47:03,780
寺庙不许不许说我们言人

1193
00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:05,580
我们烟人挺好的

1194
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,860
就算你是那个什么

1195
00:47:07,860 --> 00:47:10,560
就算你是就算你是小唐仙32

1196
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,460
你也不能说我们阴阳人不好

1197
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,720
游戏回没一点流水的没差别啊

1198
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:16,380
林小林啊

1199
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:19,950
反正我现在也没流水都一样的

1200
00:47:19,950 --> 00:47:21,690
你学个鸭鸭杀吧

1201
00:47:21,690 --> 00:47:25,840
压杀脑子有点跟不上压压沙

1202
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,120
我怕到时候一着急一爆点

1203
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,730
大家大家大家万一针对我

1204
00:47:30,730 --> 00:47:33,010
然后我要说不明白对吧

1205
00:47:33,010 --> 00:47:34,900
必是壁画说不明白

1206
00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:36,490
然后必胜一大堆

1207
00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:37,540
打也打不明白

1208
00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:39,190
万一主播一集一破防

1209
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:40,960
开始问候亲属

1210
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,960
跟这个跟各位米老头不欢而散

1211
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,450
这游戏玩的不就烂完了对吧

1212
00:47:46,450 --> 00:47:48,700
就我晕3d我也晕3d

1213
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:49,520
你知道吧

1214
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,220
我觉得没法跟弹幕交流的游戏

1215
00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:53,440
我看都懒得看

1216
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,840
是我也懒得看嗯

1217
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,820
五的游戏体量不行吧

1218
00:47:57,820 --> 00:47:59,620
五这个游戏没什么啊

1219
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:03,020
就是五这个游戏看的人他是很固定的

1220
00:48:03,020 --> 00:48:04,550
只有五的玩家才看

1221
00:48:04,550 --> 00:48:06,560
但是很多游戏他并不是这样

1222
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,400
比如说你们看派看

1223
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,040
却可能自己其实不太玩

1224
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,900
但是你喜欢的主播玩的

1225
00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:13,900
你也会看看

1226
00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:16,420
我这个游戏就是只有五的玩家才会看

1227
00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:19,220
而且大部分五的玩家都4年了

1228
00:48:19,220 --> 00:48:21,260
要看主播有看主播习惯了

1229
00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:22,880
都有自己心爱的主播了

1230
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,760
哪有现在就火起来的感觉

1231
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:28,460
转瓦之后要是娃火了还是有机会的

1232
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:29,510
瓦火了之后

1233
00:48:29,510 --> 00:48:31,310
主播成为什么国服

1234
00:48:31,310 --> 00:48:36,210
国服打的最菜的这个女v是吧是吧

1235
00:48:36,210 --> 00:48:38,460
人家是瓦罗兰特之光

1236
00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:41,430
我是瓦罗兰特之底边是吧

1237
00:48:41,430 --> 00:48:43,710
来历是这样

1238
00:48:43,710 --> 00:48:44,820
派什么时候改

1239
00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:46,110
你们大家都不看

1240
00:48:46,110 --> 00:48:46,650
你不看

1241
00:48:46,650 --> 00:48:47,920
我不看派

1242
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:50,860
还是现在v区播的v最多的游戏啊

1243
00:48:50,860 --> 00:48:52,150
大家都说不看

1244
00:48:52,150 --> 00:48:54,530
结果就是一看全在播

1245
00:48:54,530 --> 00:48:55,940
那这是咋回事呢

1246
00:48:55,940 --> 00:48:57,860
我也不知道啊哈哈

1247
00:48:57,860 --> 00:48:59,360
我也不知道为啥呀

1248
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,580
好像好多时候就是嗯早上好啊

1249
00:49:02,580 --> 00:49:03,240
晚上好

1250
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,980
ip l hello

1251
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:05,640
hello

1252
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,660
欢迎狂徒贼

1253
00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:08,980
早早早周围都扬了

1254
00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:10,780
所以整个v圈流水都不太好

1255
00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:11,560
就感觉没有了

1256
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:12,700
这只有我流水不太好

1257
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,660
我感觉就是同期的都都还挺好的

1258
00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:16,950
就我不是特别好

1259
00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:18,150
但是也很正常

1260
00:49:18,150 --> 00:49:19,770
因为我身体也不是特别好

1261
00:49:19,770 --> 00:49:22,960
而且我我直播的时间比较久了嘛

1262
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,480
嗯烟烟困卡了怎么办

1263
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:26,260
再睡一会吧

1264
00:49:26,260 --> 00:49:28,069
这种问题还要问主播呀

1265
00:49:28,069 --> 00:49:29,989
那你你会不会去卫生间

1266
00:49:29,989 --> 00:49:30,769
又没有开灯

1267
00:49:30,769 --> 00:49:32,269
都要问问主播呀

1268
00:49:32,269 --> 00:49:37,559
哈哈哎哎有的时候主播跟朋友打电话呀

1269
00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:38,639
然后朋友说啊

1270
00:49:38,639 --> 00:49:41,039
那个什么我我去个卫生间啊

1271
00:49:41,039 --> 00:49:42,059
我说你去卫生间

1272
00:49:42,059 --> 00:49:43,150
你告诉我干嘛

1273
00:49:43,150 --> 00:49:44,170
你告诉我干什么

1274
00:49:44,170 --> 00:49:45,790
我不让你去

1275
00:49:45,790 --> 00:49:46,930
你就不去了吗

1276
00:49:46,930 --> 00:49:47,770
他说对

1277
00:49:47,770 --> 00:49:48,250
你不让我去

1278
00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:49,540
我就不去了

1279
00:49:50,539 --> 00:49:52,299
有一种有一种那个什么

1280
00:49:52,299 --> 00:49:54,639
有一种有一种训导的感觉

1281
00:49:54,639 --> 00:49:56,710
很奇怪很奇怪嗯

1282
00:49:56,710 --> 00:49:58,090
场上称霸

1283
00:49:58,090 --> 00:50:02,400
就是每次这种游戏回流水都跟你今天榜单一样

1284
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,900
就是喜欢玩差不多吧

1285
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:04,920
能不能别骂我了

1286
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,580
我知道榜单很差

1287
00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:08,860
你知道我这种这种局的时候

1288
00:50:08,860 --> 00:50:11,320
这种这种直播我都怎么播嘛

1289
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,480
我这边的那个直播高能防晒

1290
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:16,780
最左边的我都把最左边藏起来

1291
00:50:16,780 --> 00:50:18,400
我就只看右边跟弹幕

1292
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,420
我不看左边

1293
00:50:20,290 --> 00:50:22,120
我就直接不看左边了

1294
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:24,570
你知不知道咱们289怎么都改

1295
00:50:24,570 --> 00:50:25,560
不如玩玩游戏

1296
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,700
让肥猫开心

1297
00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:27,120
那不行

1298
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,460
还是要来了

1299
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:30,230
就是要让大家开心的

1300
00:50:30,230 --> 00:50:33,200
下播之后我自己去开心就行了

1301
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,920
欢迎雨天早上好

1302
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,080
来了就得让大家开心

1303
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:38,580
那如果大家不开心的话

1304
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:39,960
我也没必要来呀

1305
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,400
我就直接自己下播

1306
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,120
自己偷偷玩

1307
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:42,840
不就得了

1308
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,380
那那还简单一点

1309
00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:46,270
电脑还不会那么慢

1310
00:50:46,270 --> 00:50:48,580
因为去卫生间要静音

1311
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:49,780
所以通知一下吧

1312
00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,360
不然你还想听吗

1313
00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:53,760
这样子吗

1314
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,710
我草原来是这样啊

1315
00:50:55,710 --> 00:50:57,300
早场同接多

1316
00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:58,740
但流水真的不好说

1317
00:50:58,740 --> 00:51:01,120
晚场流水也不太好说啦

1318
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,320
谢谢灵璧的灯牌

1319
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:05,100
感谢支持

1320
00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:06,140
阿里嘎多

1321
00:51:06,140 --> 00:51:07,160
别说了

1322
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,710
小珍珠要掉成咩噗咩噗茶了

1323
00:51:09,710 --> 00:51:11,240
不是来都知道了

1324
00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:12,540
别急别急

1325
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:14,820
你在腾讯会议找我的课

1326
00:51:14,820 --> 00:51:15,780
发现我睡过了

1327
00:51:15,780 --> 00:51:17,040
你都睡过了

1328
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,090
下课了吗

1329
00:51:18,090 --> 00:51:19,380
要没下课的话

1330
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,279
你还是

1331
00:51:21,999 --> 00:51:23,789
还是去听一听吧

1332
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:27,719
但有的时候就是反正我在这边上课的时候

1333
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,140
好多时候都是本来要不去的话

1334
00:51:30,140 --> 00:51:30,860
啥事没有

1335
00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:32,780
但你要是假如三个小时的课

1336
00:51:32,780 --> 00:51:34,760
你第一个小时过去了之后

1337
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:35,620
然后你再进来

1338
00:51:35,620 --> 00:51:36,760
你在进教室

1339
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,640
老师就会问你怎么回事

1340
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,900
如果你不去的话

1341
00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:41,400
老师都不会发现你没来

1342
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,860
但是你去了老师就会发现了

1343
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:46,590
我就被这样搞过一次啊

1344
00:51:46,590 --> 00:51:48,360
谢谢晚上的小花啊

1345
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,320
这个头烟烟如何评价

1346
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,350
我300天观看176小时

1347
00:51:53,350 --> 00:51:58,900
平均每天看还要多远才能半个小时

1348
00:51:58,900 --> 00:52:00,500
也不是很多

1349
00:52:00,660 --> 00:52:02,180
感觉不是很多呀

1350
00:52:02,180 --> 00:52:03,380
可以再多看点

1351
00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:07,100
我们争取400天的时候看看他哥

1352
00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:08,900
看那个300小时吧

1353
00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:09,700
怎么样

1354
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,300
一天看一个多小时

1355
00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:14,980
以肥猫的直播时间

1356
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:15,880
食堂来说

1357
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,940
400天看300小时应该轻轻松松嗯

1358
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:23,540
燕子什么燕子如果哪天转生能不能起名

1359
00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:25,700
不知第五不知

1360
00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:27,840
第五是吧

1361
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,240
可以诶

1362
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:33,120
这个不知原声听起来是日本名字

1363
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,940
我要是速通v圈的话

1364
00:52:34,940 --> 00:52:37,340
我应该起个中国名字啊对吧

1365
00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:38,840
应该起个中国名字

1366
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:40,780
打擂台也要四个字

1367
00:52:40,780 --> 00:52:43,120
也要是一个姓氏加一个名字

1368
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,460
然后还有跟这个游戏有关系啊

1369
00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:47,230
跟五有关系的话

1370
00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:48,820
这个d5 挺不错的

1371
00:52:48,820 --> 00:52:50,320
那姓用什么呢

1372
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,000
大家都知道这个什么呀

1373
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:55,060
大家都知道这个这个古代有几个比较聪明的人

1374
00:52:55,060 --> 00:52:56,000
比如说诸葛亮

1375
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,640
所以我们起名就应该起名叫司马第五

1376
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,880
这样的话就会吸引到第一批的这个流量啊

1377
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:05,620
然后这个我们也可以飞一下

1378
00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:08,560
之后又有人家那个免费皮先手

1379
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,010
那个手手第一次发视频就发什么

1380
00:53:12,010 --> 00:53:14,680
我跟我跟大v撞平了

1381
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,940
然后这个这个有观众进来骂我

1382
00:53:17,940 --> 00:53:19,980
就就发这种类型的切片啊

1383
00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:21,000
然后一炮而红

1384
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:21,360
怎么样

1385
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,230
这叫司马第五怎么样

1386
00:53:23,230 --> 00:53:25,510
谢谢狂徒贼的绝尘秋带

1387
00:53:25,510 --> 00:53:27,070
感谢支持红豆泥阿里嘎

1388
00:53:27,070 --> 00:53:28,440
多谢谢谢谢

1389
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:30,920
感觉不如怎么了

1390
00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:35,160
好似司马飞舞多

1391
00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:36,440
能不能别起

1392
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:40,240
这我一天都不是名字的

1393
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,840
能不能别起这种一听就不是名字的东西啊

1394
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:47,470
差不多得了整个活整个活哎呦

1395
00:53:47,470 --> 00:53:49,750
整整个活还有人发我问号

1396
00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:51,010
我不敢整了

1397
00:53:51,010 --> 00:53:51,910
真是的

1398
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:54,700
欢迎小姐姐

1399
00:53:54,700 --> 00:53:55,450
早上好

1400
00:53:55,450 --> 00:53:55,780
哎

1401
00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:56,620
不行不行不行

1402
00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:57,300
我一笑

1403
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:58,320
我现在我一笑

1404
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,940
我就鼻塞怎么办啊

1405
00:53:59,940 --> 00:54:00,660
大家我一笑

1406
00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:02,160
鼻塞特别严重啊

1407
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:07,140
我还有我还有早早早要不叫不知好歹吧

1408
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:09,990
还不如叫不知火舞呢

1409
00:54:09,990 --> 00:54:12,120
然后我开个小号叫什么

1410
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,860
叫三个小男孩

1411
00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:15,960
然后这个来来给我上

1412
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:17,190
成为我的第一个舰长

1413
00:54:17,190 --> 00:54:18,490
然后出一个切片

1414
00:54:18,490 --> 00:54:22,790
一个舰长让主播沉默沉默一分钟啊

1415
00:54:22,790 --> 00:54:23,390
怎么样

1416
00:54:23,390 --> 00:54:25,400
主播又在蹭你们生宝了

1417
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,440
你现在说话跟两仪是一个太监味儿

1418
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:29,260
是老师坚持的

1419
00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:30,580
第五也是个父亲来的

1420
00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:31,210
真的吗

1421
00:54:31,210 --> 00:54:32,110
真的吗

1422
00:54:32,110 --> 00:54:32,920
真的吗

1423
00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:35,320
早上好

1424
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:38,050
现在猪还有咋咋咋嗯

1425
00:54:38,050 --> 00:54:39,720
还有叫什么

1426
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,820
我觉得这个名字听起来怪怪的

1427
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:42,240
你知道吧

1428
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,460
应该叫水冰月吧

1429
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,220
有一个叫什么歌来着

1430
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:48,240
什么呢是吧

1431
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,320
nico

1432
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,200
是不就是一个字都一个一个音都没发明白啊

1433
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,319
主播日语不会

1434
00:54:53,319 --> 00:54:54,579
主播不是罕见

1435
00:54:54,579 --> 00:54:55,899
日语不会一点不会

1436
00:54:57,159 --> 00:54:58,539
第五是父亲啊

1437
00:54:58,539 --> 00:55:01,520
真的真的那叫第五什么啊

1438
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,680
那那以后以后找男朋友

1439
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,360
找个叫那个什么找着幸

1440
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,660
第五的之后之后生个孩子起名叫人格是吧

1441
00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:12,310
卧槽这才五批贯穿始终了

1442
00:55:12,310 --> 00:55:16,570
有没有找找一个姓袁的这个这个男朋友

1443
00:55:16,570 --> 00:55:17,590
或者女朋友

1444
00:55:17,590 --> 00:55:20,010
然后给孩子起名叫神的呀

1445
00:55:20,010 --> 00:55:22,170
我怀疑以后是不是原神

1446
00:55:22,170 --> 00:55:24,480
这个游戏还还没有这么长时间

1447
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,230
我估计以后肯定会有

1448
00:55:26,230 --> 00:55:29,530
因为我记得有人给孩子起名叫王者荣耀的

1449
00:55:29,530 --> 00:55:31,820
确实有人这么骑哦

1450
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:36,540
第五人格就是姓第五名人格的人对

1451
00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:37,410
就这样的

1452
00:55:37,410 --> 00:55:41,040
我妈妈刚刚打电话找你借钱怎么办啊

1453
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,980
这个这个这个这个主播不太清楚你的家庭关系

1454
00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:49,220
不好妄下妄下结论呃

1455
00:55:49,220 --> 00:55:50,780
但是正常来说

1456
00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:56,480
我觉得应该应该应该应该那个啥吧

1457
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,180
这个这个为什么是借这个词呢

1458
00:55:59,180 --> 00:56:01,280
为啥是借这个词呢

1459
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:03,340
真有姓袁的嘛

1460
00:56:03,340 --> 00:56:04,480
肯定有信的呀

1461
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,720
袁是一个姓啊

1462
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:08,300
圆圆哎哟不是圆子的

1463
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:10,340
圆是原来的圆

1464
00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,960
原是一个姓都不知道

1465
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:13,970
一提原就是原神是吧

1466
00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:16,190
原是一个姓啊

1467
00:56:16,190 --> 00:56:19,610
真的有人沁园的虽然很少见

1468
00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:22,010
但是小说男主你们还不知道吗

1469
00:56:22,010 --> 00:56:24,100
比如说这个沈老师这个婶儿啊

1470
00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:29,680
就是在那个晋江那个纯爱台里面一块招牌下来

1471
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:30,640
砸死六个

1472
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:34,060
这个纯爱文里面的兽有四个半都姓沈

1473
00:56:34,060 --> 00:56:34,880
为什么呢

1474
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,200
呃为什么有半个呢

1475
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,000
因为那半个是她老公姓沈

1476
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,319
她属于她老公姓沈去了啊

1477
00:56:41,559 --> 00:56:42,839
有人姓袁啊

1478
00:56:42,839 --> 00:56:44,159
很多姓袁的

1479
00:56:44,159 --> 00:56:47,280
你跟你跟爸爸生活

1480
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,080
你可以跟妈妈妈妈这个这个这个这个问题

1481
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,120
主播没有办法帮你来决策呀

1482
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:57,620
但是但是因为你是比较清楚家里面的情况的

1483
00:56:57,620 --> 00:56:59,220
但是如果你要是呃

1484
00:56:59,220 --> 00:57:01,410
如果主播不会冒犯到你的话

1485
00:57:01,410 --> 00:57:04,400
我建议就是救救急不救穷啊

1486
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,100
现在就是救救急不救穷啊

1487
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:12,000
不是不是就是tell her that goes up second

1488
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:12,480
呃

1489
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,630
这种这种这种类型的米的话

1490
00:57:15,630 --> 00:57:18,700
是消费是无穷无尽的

1491
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:20,440
但是我也不知道该怎么

1492
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,580
因为是你的家世

1493
00:57:21,580 --> 00:57:23,980
所以主播不能去给到你一个啊

1494
00:57:23,980 --> 00:57:24,760
你一定要这样做

1495
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,200
你一定要那样做不行

1496
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,760
因为是你的家世

1497
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,040
所以主播只能给你一个建议

1498
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,660
老子就姓沈

1499
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:32,260
你什么意思

1500
00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:32,920
我说对不起

1501
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,200
我以为哈

1502
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:37,260
我以为我以为我以为是你的网名呢

1503
00:57:37,260 --> 00:57:38,340
原来是真名吗

1504
00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:40,260
现在大家都实名上网的吗

1505
00:57:40,260 --> 00:57:44,300
原来原来你是真名啊

1506
00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:45,800
那沈逸是真名的话

1507
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,440
那米娅是什么啊

1508
00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:51,920
妈呀不会是我的真名吧

1509
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,209
感觉不如沈巍

1510
00:57:55,209 --> 00:57:58,089
沈巍不是那个镇魂里面的那个吗

1511
00:57:58,089 --> 00:58:00,000
我没看过镇魂

1512
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,640
但是我听这个名字很好听啊

1513
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,800
米娅是我爹

1514
00:58:05,420 --> 00:58:09,980
你昨天不是刚认那个发电机做爹了吗

1515
00:58:09,980 --> 00:58:11,920
怎么今天又认我做爹

1516
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,970
你在心里面觉得我跟他结婚了吗

1517
00:58:15,970 --> 00:58:17,160
什么情况

1518
00:58:17,860 --> 00:58:18,960
这就和尚

1519
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:19,920
这不是和呀

1520
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,340
他自己把自己名字写在id上

1521
00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:23,540
他给我上一舰长

1522
00:58:23,540 --> 00:58:24,710
我说谢谢沈逸

1523
00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:27,220
他说主播你怎么和我呀

1524
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:30,600
这不就像那个啥一样吗

1525
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,220
这不知道那个啥了吗

1526
00:58:32,220 --> 00:58:35,860
这个这个这个这个这个这个

1527
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,300
你在这边说话

1528
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:42,020
我把你的话重复了一遍

1529
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,780
然后你就突然跳起来说我网暴你

1530
00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:47,210
可是我啥也没说呀

1531
00:58:47,210 --> 00:58:49,160
谢谢栗子的灯牌

1532
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:51,240
感谢支持鹰快飞

1533
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:56,810
我超我超战鹰的观众居然有关注我的一天

1534
00:58:56,810 --> 00:59:00,110
然后主播的抽象程度受到了颤音观众的认可

1535
00:59:00,110 --> 00:59:00,470
是吧

1536
00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:02,660
疑似是取代了喵喵露

1537
00:59:02,660 --> 00:59:03,380
肯尼叫

1538
00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:05,660
还有这个草莓包塔菲的粉丝牌

1539
00:59:05,660 --> 00:59:08,600
成为v圈最新辨识性别

1540
00:59:08,600 --> 00:59:11,300
爱好成分的一个一个牌子

1541
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:12,500
谢谢灯牌

1542
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:13,850
感谢支持啊

1543
00:59:13,850 --> 00:59:15,260
贞洁吗

1544
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:16,880
不是到底谁是你爹啊

1545
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:17,760
你不会

1546
00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:19,800
你要跟我姓的话

1547
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,700
你得姓什么

1548
00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:21,600
你得姓米

1549
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:24,200
沈老师有点像米

1550
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,390
谢谢星之猪的这个好耶

1551
00:59:26,390 --> 00:59:27,140
感谢支持

1552
00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:28,190
阿里嘎多

1553
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:29,150
没合呀

1554
00:59:29,150 --> 00:59:30,530
他把名字写脸上了

1555
00:59:30,530 --> 00:59:32,600
我念一下他名字就说我和了

1556
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,490
怎么有这样的人呢

1557
00:59:34,490 --> 00:59:35,930
你得跟我姓名

1558
00:59:35,930 --> 00:59:36,560
你知道吧

1559
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,410
谢谢新之助的两个这个好耶

1560
00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:41,640
谢谢新之助的两个星钻徽章

1561
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:42,510
谢谢支持

1562
00:59:42,510 --> 00:59:44,280
感谢感谢主播

1563
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,360
每天见了好多好多的星钻徽章啊

1564
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:51,140
谢谢in酱的十个历史党

1565
00:59:51,140 --> 00:59:52,880
你红豆尼亚利盖多

1566
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:54,600
感谢感谢哈喽

1567
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:55,440
什么hello

1568
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,490
浓情蜜意

1569
00:59:56,490 --> 00:59:59,569
什么浓情蜜意啊

1570
00:59:59,569 --> 01:00:01,189
什么叫浓情蜜意

1571
01:00:03,169 --> 01:00:05,560
信米爱米等米

1572
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,900
你再也不会梦

1573
01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:10,920
你要改名叫米

1574
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:15,410
意思怪怪的怪怪的怪怪的

1575
01:00:15,410 --> 01:00:17,120
但是我确实姓名啊

1576
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,980
不管是米呀还是米呀

1577
01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:21,320
这听起来都是都是姓米呀

1578
01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:25,940
静静认真静静的

1579
01:00:25,940 --> 01:00:27,260
该姓米的

1580
01:00:27,260 --> 01:00:29,090
这个怎么说呢

1581
01:00:29,090 --> 01:00:30,360
一说这个姓

1582
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,240
我就想到我小时候看的一个动画片

1583
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,700
不知道有没有看过叫珍珠美人鱼

1584
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:37,560
非常烂的一个剧情

1585
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,520
非常大眼睛的那种画风

1586
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:40,900
那个眼睛有多大呢

1587
01:00:40,900 --> 01:00:43,760
长得正常人的眼睛现在像我一样这么大

1588
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:48,200
那珍珠美人鱼的眼睛就是这么大

1589
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:52,340
对一个非常大眼睛的少女番啊

1590
01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:56,120
主角是一个可以变成人类的美人鱼

1591
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,580
通过唱歌来维护海洋和平

1592
01:00:58,580 --> 01:00:59,890
打败黑暗势力

1593
01:00:59,890 --> 01:01:02,470
她有几个颜色不同的小姐妹

1594
01:01:02,470 --> 01:01:06,070
但是主角呢就是虽然她一开始被黑暗系的压制

1595
01:01:06,070 --> 01:01:08,300
后面都会都会都会压制回来

1596
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:09,080
你知道吗

1597
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:11,180
为什么我说这个很烂呢

1598
01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:13,500
因为到了第二部

1599
01:01:13,500 --> 01:01:15,870
每次这个这个男主角

1600
01:01:15,870 --> 01:01:18,600
他觉得他自己喜欢海里面的美人鱼

1601
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,540
然后女主角呢也喜欢她

1602
01:01:20,540 --> 01:01:23,120
但是他又不喜欢人类形态的女主角

1603
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,740
她觉得喜欢人类形态的女主角

1604
01:01:24,740 --> 01:01:27,080
是背叛了美人鱼形态的女主角

1605
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,740
她不知道这俩人是一个人

1606
01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:30,660
漫画动画特有的

1607
01:01:30,660 --> 01:01:31,440
一换发色

1608
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,040
一换瞳色

1609
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,530
一换发型就完全认不出来谁是谁

1610
01:01:34,530 --> 01:01:36,000
铁铁的脸盲

1611
01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,260
结果到了第二

1612
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:39,180
这俩人马上要相认了

1613
01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:41,640
感觉要幸福快乐的生活在一起了

1614
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:42,780
我正高兴呢

1615
01:01:42,780 --> 01:01:45,540
男主角一个冲浪在海里面去了

1616
01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:46,560
失忆了

1617
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:47,060
妈的

1618
01:01:47,060 --> 01:01:49,580
然后被一个女2号捡起来了

1619
01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:51,140
这个女2号天天洗脑

1620
01:01:51,140 --> 01:01:54,160
男主角就是那个天天洗澡

1621
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:54,940
男主角哎呀

1622
01:01:54,940 --> 01:01:56,710
喜欢男主角跟男主角交往

1623
01:01:56,710 --> 01:01:58,620
然后女主角在一旁路段

1624
01:01:58,620 --> 01:02:00,120
我看的急死了

1625
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,680
这个女2号特别坏的

1626
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:03,030
这个就叫米儿

1627
01:02:03,030 --> 01:02:05,700
所以我觉得姓米的女人都不是什么好人

1628
01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:07,020
但是现在又加了一个我

1629
01:02:07,020 --> 01:02:07,660
你知道吗

1630
01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:08,560
我受不了

1631
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,080
真的这个女的就叫米儿

1632
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:14,260
这个女的特别这个这个敏儿特别的绿茶呀

1633
01:02:14,260 --> 01:02:17,540
她就是那种这个男主角

1634
01:02:17,540 --> 01:02:18,680
我直接叫海斗啊

1635
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,620
然后正常大家说话不都是那什么那个海斗精

1636
01:02:21,620 --> 01:02:22,880
你的记忆恢复了吗

1637
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,770
然后米就是那种他尤其我听的中配啊

1638
01:02:25,770 --> 01:02:27,570
他的米儿米儿就是这种声音

1639
01:02:27,570 --> 01:02:29,880
就是海岛

1640
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:35,110
那现在又欺负我了啊

1641
01:02:35,110 --> 01:02:39,000
你怎么可以背着我偷偷的跟他讲话呢

1642
01:02:39,879 --> 01:02:42,269
啊海岛我的头好晕

1643
01:02:42,269 --> 01:02:44,380
我要你送我去医院

1644
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:46,710
它它就往那一倒

1645
01:02:46,710 --> 01:02:48,180
卧槽碰瓷都没有

1646
01:02:48,180 --> 01:02:49,200
他这么碰的

1647
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:50,160
我受不了

1648
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:50,580
你知道吗

1649
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,420
我好恶心这个角色呀

1650
01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:54,580
死夹子看见他真的是这样

1651
01:02:54,580 --> 01:02:56,140
你们要是感兴趣这个动画

1652
01:02:56,140 --> 01:02:58,180
你们就去搜一下这个这个角色

1653
01:02:58,180 --> 01:02:59,320
他真的是这样的

1654
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:00,430
他真的是这样的

1655
01:03:00,430 --> 01:03:02,770
而且他的那个身体特别不好

1656
01:03:02,770 --> 01:03:03,520
你知道吧

1657
01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:05,020
他身体特别不好

1658
01:03:05,020 --> 01:03:06,680
然后每次都晕

1659
01:03:06,779 --> 01:03:10,830
男主角那失忆之后就觉得是这个女生救他

1660
01:03:10,830 --> 01:03:12,810
因为因为他什么心脏病啊

1661
01:03:12,810 --> 01:03:13,770
什么白血病啊

1662
01:03:13,770 --> 01:03:14,730
什么都发作了

1663
01:03:14,730 --> 01:03:16,020
然后每次都管他

1664
01:03:16,020 --> 01:03:18,270
每次男主角要恢复记忆了

1665
01:03:18,270 --> 01:03:21,540
然后这个米儿就在那边还抖

1666
01:03:21,540 --> 01:03:22,500
我好晕

1667
01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:24,480
然后海斗就恢复不了记忆

1668
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:27,560
然后这个这个女的就往那边往他身上一靠

1669
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:30,740
卧槽这是我小时候最讨厌的一个绿茶角色

1670
01:03:30,740 --> 01:03:31,490
你知道吧

1671
01:03:31,490 --> 01:03:33,420
哎呦好讨厌他

1672
01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:34,260
好讨厌他

1673
01:03:34,260 --> 01:03:37,130
真的动画名人鱼的旋律对

1674
01:03:37,130 --> 01:03:40,470
就是就是这个就这个你给大家放一个吧

1675
01:03:40,470 --> 01:03:41,520
放一个歌吧

1676
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:44,010
我比较喜欢的这个人鱼的旋律

1677
01:03:44,010 --> 01:03:46,510
里面有反派唱的歌比较好听啊

1678
01:03:46,510 --> 01:03:49,270
正派唱的歌太阳光了

1679
01:03:49,270 --> 01:03:50,080
我受不了

1680
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:53,370
正派唱的歌充满了那种阳光的气质

1681
01:03:53,370 --> 01:03:54,570
就是那种傻呵呵

1682
01:03:54,570 --> 01:03:55,380
微笑的

1683
01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:57,930
我们一定可以战胜邪恶这样的

1684
01:03:57,930 --> 01:03:59,850
但是反派的歌就挺不错的

1685
01:03:59,850 --> 01:04:02,080
充满了什么百合呀

1686
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:05,440
然后什么什么那个这个这个能力强的人

1687
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:08,750
一定会赢啊之类的一些比较励志的内容啊

1688
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,030
所以说正派的歌太阳光了

1689
01:04:11,030 --> 01:04:11,510
他受不了

1690
01:04:11,510 --> 01:04:12,290
我是鹰角

1691
01:04:12,290 --> 01:04:13,130
我听不了正派

1692
01:04:13,130 --> 01:04:15,340
从小我就不喜欢正派唱的那些歌

1693
01:04:15,340 --> 01:04:16,300
不好听

1694
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:19,360
还是喜欢听那什么的

1695
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,320
别夹了别夹了

1696
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:26,620
米米娅终于成为了他小时候最最讨厌的人鱼

1697
01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:28,240
不是那不是人鱼

1698
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:29,380
那是个人类吧

1699
01:04:29,380 --> 01:04:30,880
我记得没记错的话

1700
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:31,840
是个人类啊

1701
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:34,899
嗯就是他那首歌怎么唱来着

1702
01:04:34,899 --> 01:04:36,999
什么偷走我的心脏

1703
01:04:36,999 --> 01:04:40,160
巴洛克背上有波浪

1704
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:44,240
围绕在胸怀中什么之类的对吧

1705
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,000
推荐曲目一列姆的开心快乐歌

1706
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,840
那叫开心高兴的吧

1707
01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:50,430
别夹了

1708
01:04:50,430 --> 01:04:52,440
这人鱼就要这么夹吗

1709
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,040
你知道吗

1710
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,020
主播评价自己不是什么好东西

1711
01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:55,920
那都是一样的

1712
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:56,960
都是这样的

1713
01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,080
反正这个动画给我留下了很深的印象

1714
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,020
我小的时候看的那些古早画风的动画

1715
01:05:03,020 --> 01:05:05,490
除了什么圣斗士星矢

1716
01:05:05,490 --> 01:05:10,590
圣斗士星矢跟那个那个呃美少女战士之外

1717
01:05:10,590 --> 01:05:12,270
就属于这个印象最深刻了

1718
01:05:12,270 --> 01:05:14,820
我跟我姐姐两个人一起看的

1719
01:05:14,879 --> 01:05:17,159
我跟山洞一起看的

1720
01:05:17,159 --> 01:05:19,019
作为我第一个关注的虚拟主播

1721
01:05:19,019 --> 01:05:19,679
想说点什么

1722
01:05:19,679 --> 01:05:21,400
很荣幸很荣幸

1723
01:05:23,140 --> 01:05:24,900
人与女主姓七海

1724
01:05:24,900 --> 01:05:25,530
对对对

1725
01:05:25,530 --> 01:05:27,420
她叫七海什么来着

1726
01:05:27,420 --> 01:05:29,320
七海747不对

1727
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:31,680
还有一个叫播音的

1728
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,680
然后我就老老想管他叫波音77啊

1729
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:35,610
就很奇怪

1730
01:05:35,610 --> 01:05:36,360
早上好

1731
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:37,060
周周

1732
01:05:39,919 --> 01:05:41,499
能力强一定会赢

1733
01:05:41,499 --> 01:05:42,579
属于主旋律嘛

1734
01:05:42,579 --> 01:05:43,299
也不一定吧

1735
01:05:43,299 --> 01:05:44,079
我也不知道

1736
01:05:44,079 --> 01:05:45,279
反正是这首歌啊

1737
01:05:45,279 --> 01:05:46,599
我觉得还挺好听的

1738
01:05:46,599 --> 01:05:48,950
但是你们可能觉得比较幼稚一点

1739
01:05:48,950 --> 01:05:49,760
很中二

1740
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:51,410
能听到吗

1741
01:05:51,410 --> 01:05:52,940
能听到吗

1742
01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:55,970
七海辣辣米不是七海辣辣米了

1743
01:05:55,970 --> 01:05:57,380
我也喜欢七海

1744
01:05:57,380 --> 01:06:00,860
但是我喜欢的是就是在在我看动画的时候

1745
01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:04,940
我喜欢的是七海千秋中的秘密声音

1746
01:06:04,940 --> 01:06:06,420
沉睡摇篮中

1747
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:07,800
等一下我把这首歌放完

1748
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:09,300
再给你们听一下正派的歌

1749
01:06:09,300 --> 01:06:09,960
你们就知道

1750
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:13,520
为啥我会觉得我会觉得正派的歌不好听了

1751
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:16,100
你明白了

1752
01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:17,480
你的小学同学

1753
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,040
为什么笔记本上笔记本上怎么了

1754
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:23,040
这个叫珍珠美人鱼吧

1755
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,160
翻译过来都是这种尖下巴大眼睛

1756
01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:27,290
当时日漫画风都是这样的

1757
01:06:27,290 --> 01:06:29,300
现在好了一点点吧

1758
01:06:29,300 --> 01:06:32,940
嗯主播是你关注的最后一个虚拟主播

1759
01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:33,780
以后都不看了

1760
01:06:33,780 --> 01:06:35,880
就单推我了是吧

1761
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:40,140
那我是不是太好

1762
01:06:40,140 --> 01:06:42,320
有的时候觉得我太好相处了

1763
01:06:42,320 --> 01:06:44,360
然后正常来说不应该说对吧

1764
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,400
主播是你关注最后一个虚拟主播

1765
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,020
那希望我不会让你失望了

1766
01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:49,220
你答应我了

1767
01:06:49,220 --> 01:06:50,450
那你答应我了

1768
01:06:51,980 --> 01:06:58,340
曾经相信的美丽世界在那一瞬间就成一小时

1769
01:06:58,340 --> 01:07:00,380
无影踪

1770
01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:02,120
正常这个时候对吧

1771
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:04,280
主播就适合当这个黑暗人鱼

1772
01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:06,260
因为黑暗人鱼唱歌有个作用

1773
01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:07,980
就是他们一开口唱歌

1774
01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:12,520
然后这个正正义的人鱼就会把耳朵捂住

1775
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,160
表现出非常痛苦的样子

1776
01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,560
所以我从小就很适合当黑暗人鱼啊

1777
01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:19,560
大家哈哈哈

1778
01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:23,920
我从小就很适合当黑暗人主播

1779
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,360
唱歌不需要用魔力

1780
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,320
也不需要珍珠

1781
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,280
就能拥有这样的这样的力量

1782
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,290
所以主播真的很适合做人鱼

1783
01:07:30,290 --> 01:07:32,750
叫绝望的美丽

1784
01:07:35,010 --> 01:07:36,950
在流光的世界

1785
01:07:36,950 --> 01:07:41,970
巴洛克变成动人的那美妙声音

1786
01:07:41,970 --> 01:07:45,040
黑暗陷阱中的秘密声音

1787
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,780
沉睡摇篮中

1788
01:07:46,780 --> 01:07:50,440
一直到永远不醒

1789
01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:51,750
顺便一说啊

1790
01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:55,500
这首歌是人鱼黑暗人鱼两姐妹唱的

1791
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,540
每次他们唱到这个地方

1792
01:07:57,540 --> 01:07:58,500
一红一蓝

1793
01:07:58,500 --> 01:08:01,800
两个人就会抱在一起亲亲啊

1794
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:05,280
在我还不懂为什么两个女的会亲亲的时候

1795
01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:07,020
就已经看了这部作品了

1796
01:08:07,020 --> 01:08:11,480
只能说哎就就有强烈的诱导倾向了

1797
01:08:11,480 --> 01:08:12,920
别当人鱼好吗

1798
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:13,520
要被禁的

1799
01:08:13,520 --> 01:08:15,300
为什么为什么人鱼不能做啊

1800
01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:16,530
不能做人鱼吗

1801
01:08:16,530 --> 01:08:18,300
谢谢栗子的小花

1802
01:08:18,300 --> 01:08:19,819
谢心门西亚的打call

1803
01:08:19,819 --> 01:08:22,120
那首叫绝望的美

1804
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:25,660
对当时这两个人一唱到这就抱在一起

1805
01:08:25,660 --> 01:08:27,400
亲亲这个捏着那个下巴

1806
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:28,970
那个贴着这个的脸

1807
01:08:28,970 --> 01:08:30,410
两个人唱到一半

1808
01:08:30,410 --> 01:08:32,620
就像那个食戟之灵吃菜一样

1809
01:08:32,620 --> 01:08:34,420
唱到一半面色潮红

1810
01:08:34,420 --> 01:08:36,520
我都不知道他俩是唱歌还是在干嘛

1811
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,370
在变幻万千永远的世界

1812
01:08:40,370 --> 01:08:44,150
看到命运是脆弱的一面

1813
01:08:44,150 --> 01:08:47,300
掉落在无尽的飞翔时刻

1814
01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:49,010
暗淡无色

1815
01:08:49,010 --> 01:08:50,420
完全心碎

1816
01:08:50,420 --> 01:08:52,880
之前没有光的世界

1817
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:57,240
巴洛克变成动人的那美妙声

1818
01:08:57,240 --> 01:09:01,050
欢迎黑暗陷阱中的秘密声音

1819
01:09:01,050 --> 01:09:03,600
朝向未来向前进

1820
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,389
让我们一起

1821
01:09:05,389 --> 01:09:07,909
你们可以试试看

1822
01:09:07,909 --> 01:09:08,509
你知道吧

1823
01:09:08,509 --> 01:09:10,639
你们你们可以去看看这个

1824
01:09:10,639 --> 01:09:12,109
我记得有切片的

1825
01:09:12,109 --> 01:09:14,040
他真的是这样的

1826
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:16,960
他这个是有那个切片的

1827
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:18,940
谢谢凌霄莲的烈士堂

1828
01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:20,980
依然可以看看我的星空头发吗

1829
01:09:20,980 --> 01:09:21,700
这个没有

1830
01:09:21,700 --> 01:09:22,840
这个没有别的有

1831
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:23,800
但这个没有

1832
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,420
你跟沈老师确实挺三俗的

1833
01:09:26,420 --> 01:09:29,360
但看少女番都能看出三俗的人

1834
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:32,420
脑子多半有点问题在身上是啥

1835
01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:35,040
亲戚主播都长这么大了

1836
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:36,660
居然还是一个人在唱这首

1837
01:09:36,660 --> 01:09:40,080
两个人两个人两个人一起的

1838
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,420
真的服了

1839
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:45,440
好几年前看的了

1840
01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:47,060
主播起码10年前吧

1841
01:09:47,060 --> 01:09:49,979
我觉得这个番真的起码10年前看的了

1842
01:09:49,979 --> 01:09:52,199
你们听一下

1843
01:09:52,199 --> 01:09:54,659
听完之后觉得上一首跟这首哪个好听

1844
01:09:54,659 --> 01:09:55,580
你们听一下

1845
01:09:55,580 --> 01:09:59,660
微风侧着脸轻轻吹风

1846
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,059
想溜走

1847
01:10:02,069 --> 01:10:07,399
溜到没有纷扰的角落

1848
01:10:09,159 --> 01:10:14,380
在黎明前夕传来优美的旋律

1849
01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:20,580
记忆里最美丽最动人的melody

1850
01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:25,450
这个歌真的作为最有代表性的一首

1851
01:10:25,450 --> 01:10:29,170
居然没有反派的那个隔一根毛那么好听

1852
01:10:29,170 --> 01:10:31,399
谢谢爱庆庆的灯牌

1853
01:10:31,399 --> 01:10:32,179
感谢支持

1854
01:10:32,179 --> 01:10:36,960
是我所追求最终的光

1855
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:40,680
七上海洋七彩的梦幻乐园

1856
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:45,600
狂风暴雨也不能轻易改变爱的坚持

1857
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,460
加上信念

1858
01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:51,840
生命从此会不断的蔓延其中

1859
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,410
国度七彩的梦幻乐园

1860
01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:55,850
闭上双眼

1861
01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:58,160
慢慢的用心体验

1862
01:10:58,160 --> 01:11:01,820
即使梦也会有终点

1863
01:11:01,820 --> 01:11:07,100
就算伤悲也会带着笑脸

1864
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:08,710
我居然能唱

1865
01:11:08,710 --> 01:11:12,520
卧槽这真是真是童年10年之前的歌了

1866
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,340
这真是10年之前的歌

1867
01:11:15,340 --> 01:11:18,610
哎哟怎么就是这种歌会唱呢

1868
01:11:18,610 --> 01:11:22,030
春是可以

1869
01:11:22,030 --> 01:11:24,430
ok谢谢啊

1870
01:11:24,430 --> 01:11:29,259
谢谢凌潇凌的力士堂的逝去的事吗

1871
01:11:29,259 --> 01:11:31,920
透着珍珠的光芒

1872
01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:36,120
ok闪耀着蓝兔宝月光

1873
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:39,000
将黑暗的星照亮红灯

1874
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,980
一场自摸九莲宝灯

1875
01:11:40,980 --> 01:11:44,040
我们要不要把那个弹幕往上面挪一点啊

1876
01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:48,160
感觉他这个被遮遮遮遮了一点点点歌

1877
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:50,200
求佛勇敢的去

1878
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:53,290
怎么有人天天喜欢听求佛啊

1879
01:11:53,290 --> 01:11:54,940
夜色浪漫

1880
01:11:54,940 --> 01:11:58,680
带着勇气开始着奇幻冒险

1881
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:02,080
捧着一首编曲的满满心愿

1882
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:05,920
也许我也会有胆怯

1883
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,800
妈妈的爱会随时太甜了

1884
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,480
这首歌就是太甜了

1885
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:13,270
不符合黑化的那种感觉

1886
01:12:13,270 --> 01:12:17,020
一定要有黑化的感觉才能上上那个劲儿

1887
01:12:17,020 --> 01:12:19,980
必须得黑化才有感觉

1888
01:12:19,980 --> 01:12:24,549
守着梦想原来的模样

1889
01:12:26,389 --> 01:12:28,719
谢谢柠檬水的三个律师唐尼

1890
01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:30,160
感谢支持

1891
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,820
欢乐的欢乐的到底是什么意思

1892
01:12:33,820 --> 01:12:35,020
阉割你想他了

1893
01:12:35,090 --> 01:12:37,360
那听个七大海洋

1894
01:12:37,360 --> 01:12:38,800
七彩的梦幻乐园

1895
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:39,760
你都能想他

1896
01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,600
你有没有出息

1897
01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:41,710
给你两巴掌

1898
01:12:41,710 --> 01:12:43,980
怎么这么没有出息啊

1899
01:12:43,980 --> 01:12:45,240
火真大

1900
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:48,300
狂徒贼一天到晚在我直播间想30次

1901
01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:49,820
他等我毕业了

1902
01:12:49,820 --> 01:12:52,220
你是不是也在别人直播间天天这么想我呀

1903
01:12:52,220 --> 01:12:55,580
其他还有七彩的梦幻乐园

1904
01:12:55,580 --> 01:13:00,740
狂风暴雨也不能轻易改变爱的坚持

1905
01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:02,610
加上信念

1906
01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:06,120
生命从此会不断的蔓延

1907
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:10,000
是中国度七彩的梦花落叶

1908
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:11,020
闭上双眼

1909
01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,180
慢慢的用心体验

1910
01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:16,770
记是梦也会有终点

1911
01:13:16,770 --> 01:13:20,960
就算伤悲也会带着笑啊

1912
01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:22,880
好像不是这么唱的

1913
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:27,480
冒险捧着一首编织的满满心愿

1914
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:31,020
也许我也会有胆怯

1915
01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:33,700
妈妈的爱会随时在身

1916
01:13:33,700 --> 01:13:36,370
你丫的水平也能跳碎片西

1917
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,440
一闪一闪

1918
01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:41,630
像我脸上的泪光

1919
01:13:41,630 --> 01:13:45,270
未来不适合亲密家

1920
01:13:45,270 --> 01:13:46,980
守着梦想

1921
01:13:46,980 --> 01:13:54,700
原来的模样啊

1922
01:13:55,619 --> 01:13:58,999
你们觉得是上一首好听还是这首好听啊不行

1923
01:13:58,999 --> 01:14:00,980
我还是觉得这首好听啊

1924
01:14:01,099 --> 01:14:03,079
不是我还是觉得上一首好听

1925
01:14:03,079 --> 01:14:04,399
这首太正义了

1926
01:14:04,399 --> 01:14:06,400
阳光把我灼伤了

1927
01:14:06,679 --> 01:14:10,820
这首歌实在是太太太那个什么了

1928
01:14:10,820 --> 01:14:11,840
标准的主角

1929
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:14,610
带朋友在带关爱自己的长辈

1930
01:14:14,610 --> 01:14:16,050
历经千辛万苦

1931
01:14:16,050 --> 01:14:17,790
最后达成了自己的目标

1932
01:14:17,790 --> 01:14:19,110
最后非常正义啊

1933
01:14:19,110 --> 01:14:20,070
有邪恶的手段

1934
01:14:20,070 --> 01:14:24,280
也不屑于使用爱特别标准

1935
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:25,180
但我受不了

1936
01:14:25,180 --> 01:14:25,660
你知道吗

1937
01:14:25,660 --> 01:14:26,740
欢迎涌出星辰

1938
01:14:26,740 --> 01:14:28,180
早上好星辰

1939
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,900
真有求佛吗

1940
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:33,280
一天没留引发了

1941
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:35,860
你们真天天都都看求佛呀

1942
01:14:37,180 --> 01:14:39,120
你们真天天都听啊

1943
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:41,000
接下来真的那什么了

1944
01:14:41,000 --> 01:14:43,520
这下这下真的真的文艺复兴了

1945
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,280
那我唱一会儿

1946
01:14:46,280 --> 01:14:47,240
然后就下播

1947
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:47,980
怎么样

1948
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,480
等下唱完了

1949
01:14:49,480 --> 01:14:51,640
等下等下正好大家点了首歌

1950
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,080
唱完了就可以下播了

1951
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:58,450
面你打段位听打什么段位啊

1952
01:14:58,450 --> 01:15:01,000
那个欢乐的到底是什么意思

1953
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:04,660
我每次感觉都是每次狗狗前面发这个

1954
01:15:04,660 --> 01:15:05,860
我都觉得哎呦

1955
01:15:05,860 --> 01:15:06,460
想知道

1956
01:15:06,460 --> 01:15:09,100
但我又不知道好费劲

1957
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:11,860
我们还能不能再见面

1958
01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:15,440
可以的可以的放心

1959
01:15:21,020 --> 01:15:24,680
你要我唱求佛

1960
01:15:24,680 --> 01:15:29,660
我只能我只能不跟着那什么跟伴奏

1961
01:15:29,660 --> 01:15:31,220
我唱不了这首歌

1962
01:15:31,220 --> 01:15:33,200
欢迎

1963
01:15:39,460 --> 01:15:43,920
我超谢谢东一场自摸九莲宝灯的舰长

1964
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:46,920
谢谢红豆泥

1965
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:47,520
阿里嘎

1966
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:48,600
多谢谢可乐

1967
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:49,620
马家的舰长

1968
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:50,640
太破费了

1969
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,820
谢谢谢谢

1970
01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:55,490
谢谢大家

1971
01:15:55,490 --> 01:15:57,020
感谢支持

1972
01:15:57,020 --> 01:15:59,300
打破了几个零的突破

1973
01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:03,340
我们抽两金眼泪要下来了

1974
01:16:03,340 --> 01:16:04,920
谢谢遭了

1975
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:05,760
选错了

1976
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:06,960
os上的是舰长

1977
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:09,960
不是提督没事

1978
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:11,640
ios已经上过一个了

1979
01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:14,000
然后然后那个拼装起来的话

1980
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:15,560
现在可以公众号上个提督

1981
01:16:15,560 --> 01:16:20,330
然后把舰长的ios前缀跟那个公众号提督的后缀

1982
01:16:20,330 --> 01:16:21,260
拼在一起

1983
01:16:21,260 --> 01:16:24,560
四舍五入也是ios提督主播可以帮你做图

1984
01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:27,350
帮你做一张ios提督结算的

1985
01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:27,740
放心

1986
01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:29,880
主播配合你没有人会知道的

1987
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:31,980
谢谢谢谢谢谢

1988
01:16:31,980 --> 01:16:35,100
九莲宝灯和可乐娜酱的舰长太破费了

1989
01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:37,790
卧槽谢谢两位大爹

1990
01:16:37,790 --> 01:16:38,780
感谢支持

1991
01:16:38,780 --> 01:16:40,129
给舰长磕了

1992
01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:41,029
谢谢谢谢

1993
01:16:41,029 --> 01:16:44,400
可惜可惜是吧

1994
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:45,540
可惜是吧

1995
01:16:47,460 --> 01:16:49,440
不过我这边确实没有收到过

1996
01:16:49,440 --> 01:16:52,120
ios的那种很大的那种船啊

1997
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,340
要不然的话我也得加一个那种公告

1998
01:16:54,340 --> 01:17:00,080
就是ios什么企图不发礼物或者不加班之类的哦

1999
01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:01,220
我这边没收到过

2000
01:17:01,220 --> 01:17:01,820
你知道吧

2001
01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:04,400
就像燕子的流水搏杀大v游戏

2002
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,900
毁了别大v游戏

2003
01:17:05,900 --> 01:17:06,980
我也回不了弹幕

2004
01:17:06,980 --> 01:17:09,800
然后你发弹幕想被他回复完

2005
01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:13,540
你就得发c你一条我一条的c大家拼起来

2006
01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:17,540
然后一下子就搏杀主播的这个舰长了

2007
01:17:17,540 --> 01:17:18,470
你知道吗

2008
01:17:18,470 --> 01:17:21,809
可惜重新l y s上个提督试试

2009
01:17:22,569 --> 01:17:23,700
真是啊

2010
01:17:23,700 --> 01:17:25,890
我想主要有色纸

2011
01:17:25,890 --> 01:17:26,940
还有徽章呢

2012
01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:30,000
有没有可能没有人发呢

2013
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:30,960
真没人发呀

2014
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:34,520
真的是不回来心吗

2015
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:36,080
我看他那个什么

2016
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:39,780
我出门看的时候好多都是会有这种情况的

2017
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:41,280
欢迎红色双头易爆炸

2018
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:43,320
早上好

2019
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:46,500
确实马上结束了

2020
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:49,500
还有两三天吧嗯

2021
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:56,299
这个做的会比较快一点点不行

2022
01:17:56,299 --> 01:17:57,199
我还想听

2023
01:17:57,199 --> 01:17:59,179
我还想听那个人鱼的旋律

2024
01:17:59,179 --> 01:18:01,510
还有一首反派唱的歌

2025
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:02,770
基本上不回

2026
01:18:02,770 --> 01:18:04,270
连c都不回啊

2027
01:18:04,270 --> 01:18:06,190
那这个玩的玩的也太上头

2028
01:18:06,190 --> 01:18:07,719
不过玩的不上头的话

2029
01:18:07,719 --> 01:18:10,719
你唱歌的那个不是你什么唱歌的

2030
01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:11,960
我我想唱歌

2031
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:14,000
然后说话有点颠三倒四

2032
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:14,960
今天脑子不太好用

2033
01:18:14,960 --> 01:18:16,100
对不起大家

2034
01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:18,280
你玩游戏的水平就会下降

2035
01:18:18,280 --> 01:18:19,360
确实是这样的

2036
01:18:21,580 --> 01:18:23,980
刚才放的是哪个黑色协奏曲对

2037
01:18:23,980 --> 01:18:26,200
还有一个叫黑色协奏曲的歌

2038
01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,820
为什么不回呢

2039
01:18:27,820 --> 01:18:29,220
弹幕都是铸币

2040
01:18:29,220 --> 01:18:30,540
弹幕太快了吧

2041
01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:32,940
可能你一把游戏开出来十几分钟之后

2042
01:18:32,940 --> 01:18:34,740
你懒得往上去滚了

2043
01:18:34,740 --> 01:18:35,940
联动是这样

2044
01:18:35,940 --> 01:18:37,660
尤其最近这个鸭鸭杀

2045
01:18:37,660 --> 01:18:39,400
所以鸭鸭杀大家让我播

2046
01:18:39,400 --> 01:18:41,920
我说除非有提督上提督指定我播

2047
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:43,540
顺便os提督可以指定

2048
01:18:43,540 --> 01:18:48,040
不行不行不可以

2049
01:18:48,219 --> 01:18:49,979
ios提督不可点

2050
01:18:49,979 --> 01:18:52,559
游戏主播加班加班

2051
01:18:52,559 --> 01:18:53,609
假装不知道

2052
01:18:53,609 --> 01:18:54,719
加了就得了

2053
01:18:54,719 --> 01:18:57,220
ios提督指定恐怖游戏的话

2054
01:18:59,619 --> 01:19:03,599
感觉不如指定指定主播毕业回算了

2055
01:19:03,599 --> 01:19:05,260
指定主播毕业得了

2056
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:06,920
没啥意思

2057
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:07,580
我的评价是

2058
01:19:07,580 --> 01:19:11,180
但是好像主流观众他比较喜欢看这个鸭鸭杀

2059
01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,880
这个不是在那个虎鱼那边火起来的吗

2060
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:16,250
我记得有鸭杀大主播播

2061
01:19:16,250 --> 01:19:20,340
他贵宾席从1万多播到了5万多啊

2062
01:19:20,340 --> 01:19:22,260
好像还是很受欢迎的

2063
01:19:22,260 --> 01:19:26,440
只是我们二次元好像不是特别特别那个什么

2064
01:19:26,440 --> 01:19:28,390
第五不算恐怖游戏吗

2065
01:19:28,390 --> 01:19:29,410
真能指定吗

2066
01:19:29,410 --> 01:19:32,800
提督可以指定一场直播内容啊

2067
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:37,470
但是指定直播内容的话是你你那个礼物的话

2068
01:19:38,730 --> 01:19:40,110
主播随机给你发一样

2069
01:19:40,110 --> 01:19:42,780
然后你就可以指定直播内容了哦

2070
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,180
节目效果其实挺好的

2071
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:50,520
主要这个东西我感觉得找那种声部不一样的

2072
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:52,080
就像唱歌的那种

2073
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:55,190
比如你得找一个找一个声音特别尖的

2074
01:19:55,190 --> 01:19:57,290
然后再找一个声音特别低沉的

2075
01:19:57,290 --> 01:19:58,850
然后再跟你这个女中声

2076
01:19:58,850 --> 01:20:03,669
你们三个人一起玩就比较有比较有那个辨识度

2077
01:20:03,669 --> 01:20:04,269
你知道吧

2078
01:20:04,269 --> 01:20:05,720
我只是打个比方

2079
01:20:06,380 --> 01:20:10,259
如果你们三个人都是都是这样的声音

2080
01:20:10,259 --> 01:20:13,079
那观众听起来就会非常的长

2081
01:20:13,079 --> 01:20:14,090
你知道吧

2082
01:20:14,090 --> 01:20:15,350
毕业回是吧

2083
01:20:15,350 --> 01:20:16,970
你ios上个提督

2084
01:20:16,970 --> 01:20:19,690
然后主播给你打两个半小时的工

2085
01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:21,550
你再指定一场恐怖游戏

2086
01:20:21,550 --> 01:20:23,500
把主播吓到魂飞天外

2087
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:26,080
卧槽谢谢橘猫自动续费了

2088
01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:27,700
舰长感谢支持

2089
01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:28,510
轰动你

2090
01:20:28,510 --> 01:20:29,200
阿里嘎

2091
01:20:29,200 --> 01:20:33,289
多谢谢谢谢感谢感谢软弱

2092
01:20:33,289 --> 01:20:34,969
谢谢橘猫的舰长捏

2093
01:20:34,969 --> 01:20:35,839
我超爹

2094
01:20:35,839 --> 01:20:36,979
太破费了

2095
01:20:36,979 --> 01:20:37,960
感谢感谢

2096
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:40,360
不能指定恐怖游戏还是算了

2097
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:41,380
正常的可以

2098
01:20:41,380 --> 01:20:42,610
ios的不行

2099
01:20:43,730 --> 01:20:45,070
正常的可以啊

2100
01:20:45,070 --> 01:20:46,300
ios的不行

2101
01:20:46,300 --> 01:20:47,470
正常的话

2102
01:20:47,470 --> 01:20:54,090
前提是你们允许我找一个室友陪在我边上

2103
01:20:54,090 --> 01:20:55,050
然后玩

2104
01:20:55,050 --> 01:20:56,070
而且只有一场

2105
01:20:56,070 --> 01:20:57,770
就是不玩到通关的

2106
01:20:57,770 --> 01:21:01,010
只只有一场两个小时左右的那种

2107
01:21:01,010 --> 01:21:03,140
就流程走不完也也不行啊

2108
01:21:03,140 --> 01:21:04,490
好吧不可以

2109
01:21:04,490 --> 01:21:06,520
我害怕我害怕

2110
01:21:06,980 --> 01:21:08,200
我真的害怕

2111
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,540
我怕你哭了怎么办啊

2112
01:21:10,540 --> 01:21:12,070
我哭了太丢人了吧

2113
01:21:12,070 --> 01:21:13,830
欢迎弟弟嗯

2114
01:21:13,830 --> 01:21:16,710
范八爷经常分不清美少女的声音对

2115
01:21:16,710 --> 01:21:19,170
因为女孩子比较二次元的女生

2116
01:21:19,170 --> 01:21:20,730
大部分要么是少女嘛

2117
01:21:20,730 --> 01:21:21,820
要么是什么呀

2118
01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:24,220
要么要么是那个什么

2119
01:21:24,220 --> 01:21:26,190
要么是御姐

2120
01:21:26,190 --> 01:21:28,110
基本就两个声部

2121
01:21:29,230 --> 01:21:32,520
肯定得找室友啊啊啊啊

2122
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,330
不找室友

2123
01:21:33,330 --> 01:21:34,590
你不害怕吗

2124
01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:36,690
他们就喜欢看戏啊

2125
01:21:36,690 --> 01:21:39,260
还好吧还还可以吧

2126
01:21:39,260 --> 01:21:42,080
主要我一个人在这个漆黑狭小的地下室里面

2127
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:43,860
对着个电脑玩恐怖游戏

2128
01:21:43,860 --> 01:21:46,620
你们不会要指定在国内的白天

2129
01:21:46,620 --> 01:21:48,420
让我播恐怖游戏吧

2130
01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:49,650
我这边半夜

2131
01:21:49,650 --> 01:21:53,690
然后我我我披着一毯子下来

2132
01:21:53,690 --> 01:21:55,310
来迎接我的什么

2133
01:21:55,310 --> 01:21:57,860
迎接我的那个cr是吧

2134
01:21:57,860 --> 01:21:58,910
真真可怕

2135
01:21:58,910 --> 01:21:59,960
我操真可怕

2136
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:03,120
我的害怕的时候

2137
01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:04,920
那该是有嘴一个吗不行

2138
01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:08,270
但是但是我估计嗯这看你找谁吧

2139
01:22:08,270 --> 01:22:09,230
我要找乐乐的话

2140
01:22:09,230 --> 01:22:10,550
他应该会给我唱歌

2141
01:22:10,550 --> 01:22:12,050
我要找妖姬的话

2142
01:22:12,050 --> 01:22:15,770
他应该他应该他应该弹幕教唆他干嘛

2143
01:22:15,770 --> 01:22:16,370
他就干嘛

2144
01:22:16,370 --> 01:22:16,850
你知道吗

2145
01:22:16,850 --> 01:22:18,020
他他真的很坏

2146
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:19,740
每次我都跟他说

2147
01:22:19,740 --> 01:22:21,720
不要听弹幕的弹幕都是坏人

2148
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:22,260
他就不听

2149
01:22:22,260 --> 01:22:24,740
他专门专门听弹幕的弹幕

2150
01:22:24,740 --> 01:22:25,580
什么东西劲爆

2151
01:22:25,580 --> 01:22:27,020
他就干什么事情

2152
01:22:27,020 --> 01:22:32,340
我也不知道恐怖游戏定义九宫格强啊

2153
01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:35,100
谢谢凌霄凌的s

2154
01:22:35,100 --> 01:22:36,780
感谢这次活动年龄该走之后

2155
01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:39,260
我们等下把那个什么一起放了

2156
01:22:39,260 --> 01:22:42,080
等下白梦瑶的那个他她点了一个

2157
01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:43,820
然后凌潇凌点了个一起放

2158
01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:46,100
梁晓玲把那个视频bb私信给我

2159
01:22:47,170 --> 01:22:48,250
好久没来了

2160
01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:49,330
撒西不理你

2161
01:22:49,330 --> 01:22:51,190
橘猫最近比较忙吗

2162
01:22:51,190 --> 01:22:52,740
年末放假了吗

2163
01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:57,300
陌生的恐怖游戏定义

2164
01:22:57,300 --> 01:23:00,440
九宫格混沌善良系恐怖游戏

2165
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:03,949
像主播一样混沌善良的这种对呀

2166
01:23:03,949 --> 01:23:05,479
第五人格算不算

2167
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:06,379
第五人格也算

2168
01:23:06,379 --> 01:23:07,680
这是一款手机端

2169
01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:09,450
由网易自主研发的

2170
01:23:09,450 --> 01:23:11,250
由黎明杀机工作室

2171
01:23:11,250 --> 01:23:12,840
然后那个哈哈

2172
01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:19,239
由黎明杀机工作室做成的那个那个什么呃

2173
01:23:19,239 --> 01:23:22,439
那个作为作为顾问的一款1v4 手机端

2174
01:23:22,439 --> 01:23:24,599
非对称竞技恐怖游戏啊

2175
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:29,660
你你不会善良的提督会点一场第五人格

2176
01:23:29,660 --> 01:23:33,710
而不善良的提督呢会会点场什么港鬼

2177
01:23:33,710 --> 01:23:34,340
你知道吗

2178
01:23:34,340 --> 01:23:35,900
主播我出宿伞金了

2179
01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:36,920
你是给我出的吗

2180
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:37,400
不是的话

2181
01:23:37,400 --> 01:23:39,319
滚是我的号吗

2182
01:23:39,319 --> 01:23:40,609
不是鬼好吧

2183
01:23:40,609 --> 01:23:41,359
不想听

2184
01:23:41,359 --> 01:23:43,890
不想知道这些第五人格怎么解的

2185
01:23:43,890 --> 01:23:44,910
第五人格不恐怖

2186
01:23:44,910 --> 01:23:46,730
主要他不害怕不可怕

2187
01:23:46,730 --> 01:23:48,920
小组作业也是恐怖游戏

2188
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:52,540
你要不然要是还是让我直播考cs的是吧

2189
01:23:52,540 --> 01:23:56,200
这一次大家看见学cs的应该看起来像挺恐怖的

2190
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,330
应该挺恐怖的

2191
01:23:58,330 --> 01:24:03,980
谢谢然后人家心里可以点纸人吗

2192
01:24:03,980 --> 01:24:04,970
纸人是啥呀

2193
01:24:04,970 --> 01:24:08,580
大家真的我我我心脏真的不是特别好

2194
01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:11,270
咱们这个直播内容可以点很多的

2195
01:24:11,270 --> 01:24:12,950
可以可以有很多的

2196
01:24:12,950 --> 01:24:14,090
你知道吧

2197
01:24:14,090 --> 01:24:16,490
可以可以有很多的选择

2198
01:24:16,490 --> 01:24:19,980
而不局限于到底要什么样的恐怖游戏

2199
01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:22,020
我们可以有什么台词回啊

2200
01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:23,520
室友联动回啊

2201
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:27,780
跟室友的真心话大冒险啊之类的一些一些东西

2202
01:24:27,780 --> 01:24:29,340
甚至说是外回

2203
01:24:29,340 --> 01:24:31,820
我看看能不能收集点素材之类的

2204
01:24:31,820 --> 01:24:34,400
但是能不能别就盯着这个口味

2205
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:36,120
可以点健身环嘛

2206
01:24:36,120 --> 01:24:39,870
这会我得买一个那种什么健身环

2207
01:24:39,870 --> 01:24:42,780
明年的3月份之后解禁点吧

2208
01:24:42,780 --> 01:24:44,900
因为我不知道他快递多久能运到

2209
01:24:44,900 --> 01:24:49,100
我大概呃买了那个什么

2210
01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:50,600
我买了采集卡啊

2211
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:52,180
但是之前被退单了

2212
01:24:52,180 --> 01:24:53,500
神魂颠倒

2213
01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:55,900
等着那个再买一下

2214
01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:57,980
看看什么时候我能弄明白吧

2215
01:24:57,980 --> 01:25:00,860
家里面没有那个电视就投不上去

2216
01:25:00,860 --> 01:25:02,180
投到电脑上的话

2217
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,660
感觉怪怪的

2218
01:25:04,300 --> 01:25:06,510
让你嘴一个牛又不肯嘴

2219
01:25:06,510 --> 01:25:08,160
那是另外的价格

2220
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:08,880
别搞

2221
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:12,540
我是5月10号那天听了30次的

2222
01:25:12,540 --> 01:25:15,139
那个什么trouble maker啊

2223
01:25:15,139 --> 01:25:16,969
那个舞确实不错啊

2224
01:25:16,969 --> 01:25:17,809
那个舞确实不错

2225
01:25:17,809 --> 01:25:18,559
你知道吧

2226
01:25:18,559 --> 01:25:20,900
嗯你跟金宝一个纸人

2227
01:25:20,900 --> 01:25:21,620
一个纸人

2228
01:25:21,620 --> 01:25:22,790
二别呀

2229
01:25:22,790 --> 01:25:24,440
这游戏能播吗

2230
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:26,240
不是这看着就很吓人

2231
01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:30,200
你知道这百度百科这个纸人都已经很吓人了

2232
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:31,760
这是你的爱好

2233
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:34,760
这个这个百度百科都已经很吓人了

2234
01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:36,620
我是那种一玩恐怖游戏

2235
01:25:36,620 --> 01:25:38,720
我可能不会叫出来

2236
01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:42,080
但是那种压力会累积累积在我的心里面

2237
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:42,680
你知道吧

2238
01:25:42,680 --> 01:25:44,900
然后我就会播着播着头晕目眩

2239
01:25:44,900 --> 01:25:45,620
就会这样子

2240
01:25:45,620 --> 01:25:46,900
你知道吧

2241
01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:49,570
你为什么不让燕子试试老头环呢

2242
01:25:49,570 --> 01:25:51,340
老头环没关系啊

2243
01:25:51,340 --> 01:25:52,660
老头环我可以玩

2244
01:25:52,660 --> 01:25:53,320
我打不赢

2245
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:55,220
就是走到哪里都跑

2246
01:25:55,220 --> 01:25:57,260
但是怎么说呢

2247
01:25:57,260 --> 01:25:59,470
再见玩老头环

2248
01:25:59,470 --> 01:26:00,400
看节目效果

2249
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,320
那就是大家给我当节目效果

2250
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:04,060
大家急来急去

2251
01:26:04,060 --> 01:26:06,400
然后指导我爱你从这走啊

2252
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,740
哎呀你怎么你怎么这么啊

2253
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:10,520
你砍他呀

2254
01:26:10,520 --> 01:26:11,720
你跑啊之类的

2255
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,160
你们在弹幕着急啊

2256
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:14,720
我玩起来我很菜的

2257
01:26:14,720 --> 01:26:15,500
我津津有味

2258
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:16,240
然你懂吧

2259
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:17,800
燕子玩过纸嫁衣吗

2260
01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:20,650
我玩过纸嫁衣的话都不是很怕吧

2261
01:26:20,650 --> 01:26:21,580
指嫁衣还好

2262
01:26:21,580 --> 01:26:22,420
弟弟情报局

2263
01:26:22,420 --> 01:26:22,900
早上好

2264
01:26:22,900 --> 01:26:23,560
情报局

2265
01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:25,810
谢谢情报局的小花阿里嘎多

2266
01:26:25,810 --> 01:26:28,250
感谢支持健身环

2267
01:26:28,250 --> 01:26:29,120
但是可以

2268
01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:30,710
但是要欠得欠着

2269
01:26:30,710 --> 01:26:32,210
今年是建不了了

2270
01:26:32,210 --> 01:26:33,700
因为我没有那个设备

2271
01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:35,480
而且我也没买健身环

2272
01:26:36,299 --> 01:26:37,759
我没买健身环

2273
01:26:37,759 --> 01:26:38,599
没想到吧

2274
01:26:38,599 --> 01:26:40,159
那我播健身环的话

2275
01:26:40,159 --> 01:26:42,800
我甚至可能可能得去房东家

2276
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:43,940
他家有大电视

2277
01:26:43,940 --> 01:26:45,350
还有舞力全开

2278
01:26:45,350 --> 01:26:47,420
还有那个什么可以播舞力全开吗

2279
01:26:47,420 --> 01:26:48,500
健身环好像不太好吧

2280
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,360
我觉得舞力全开挺不错的

2281
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:53,940
能不能播舞力全开呀

2282
01:26:54,820 --> 01:26:57,600
高血鸭子小蝴蝶飞过来了

2283
01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:58,920
欢迎欢迎猫猫咪呀

2284
01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:00,460
站着站着纸嫁衣

2285
01:27:00,460 --> 01:27:01,600
我觉得不可怕呀

2286
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:03,580
就能在手机上面过审的

2287
01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:04,960
我感觉都不害怕

2288
01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:06,820
能在手机上面过审的

2289
01:27:06,820 --> 01:27:08,170
其实都还好

2290
01:27:08,170 --> 01:27:08,980
只加一

2291
01:27:08,980 --> 01:27:10,940
真的也就那样

2292
01:27:11,179 --> 01:27:14,479
但是这个纸人真的挺吓人的

2293
01:27:14,479 --> 01:27:16,639
我有没有拒绝的权利啊

2294
01:27:16,639 --> 01:27:19,930
就是让你换一个之类的权利

2295
01:27:20,030 --> 01:27:22,440
还有无名被光照

2296
01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,160
给我发私信了吗

2297
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:30,240
李小玲给我发私信了吗

2298
01:27:33,340 --> 01:27:34,660
你

2299
01:27:38,740 --> 01:27:42,270
这个纸人的百度百科是谁写的呀

2300
01:27:42,270 --> 01:27:44,850
怎么上面还有一个gf

2301
01:27:44,850 --> 01:27:48,450
特意把遭遇鬼的那个那个那个放出来了

2302
01:27:48,450 --> 01:27:49,920
我操真吓人

2303
01:27:49,945 --> 01:27:51,480
你要不然试试

2304
01:27:51,480 --> 01:27:52,500
绣湖那些游戏

2305
01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:54,510
别给我整太解谜的

2306
01:27:54,510 --> 01:27:56,010
解谜的我解不出来啊

2307
01:27:56,010 --> 01:27:57,240
到时候大家就会急

2308
01:27:57,240 --> 01:27:58,710
就卡在这里两个小时

2309
01:27:58,710 --> 01:28:00,680
我们在这边百度看广告

2310
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:01,520
百度搜攻略

2311
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:03,600
为什么我敢直播玩纸嫁衣啊

2312
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:05,460
因为直播玩纸嫁衣

2313
01:28:05,460 --> 01:28:07,260
纸嫁衣可以看广告

2314
01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:08,760
我是很有耐心的

2315
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:10,320
因为我玩一直都很菜

2316
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:12,680
但是大家看惯了别人玩的厉害的

2317
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:15,560
应该一看我就耐心就没有了

2318
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:16,250
你知道吧

2319
01:28:16,250 --> 01:28:18,920
可以解释一下为什么米娅米娅脑袋大吗

2320
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:20,570
因为我是萝莉体型

2321
01:28:20,570 --> 01:28:23,960
而且我还总喜欢梳这种双马尾的发型

2322
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:25,610
再戴个大帽子

2323
01:28:25,610 --> 01:28:29,120
不懂得美术的人一看我这脑袋这么大

2324
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:30,800
其实并不是这样的

2325
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:32,060
把帽子摘掉

2326
01:28:32,060 --> 01:28:33,740
再把头发放下来

2327
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:37,120
这看着就是正常的萝莉

2328
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,250
但是一旦把帽子扣上

2329
01:28:39,250 --> 01:28:41,200
再把这双马尾扎起来

2330
01:28:41,200 --> 01:28:42,820
你们就觉得这脑袋贼大

2331
01:28:42,820 --> 01:28:43,450
卧槽

2332
01:28:45,350 --> 01:28:46,990
欢迎雨天走走走

2333
01:28:48,190 --> 01:28:49,990
谢谢holo 77送的小花

2334
01:28:49,990 --> 01:28:51,780
感谢支持

2335
01:28:51,780 --> 01:28:54,300
确实这个就是不懂美术

2336
01:28:54,300 --> 01:28:55,620
你既不懂美术

2337
01:28:55,620 --> 01:28:56,940
也不懂审美啊

2338
01:28:56,940 --> 01:28:59,400
也不懂主播对于萝莉的喜好

2339
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:00,860
你就是变态

2340
01:29:00,860 --> 01:29:03,140
紫色肥猫脑袋大

2341
01:29:03,140 --> 01:29:04,880
这就是要黑我的

2342
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:07,460
拿来黑我的脑袋

2343
01:29:07,460 --> 01:29:09,920
就是大脑袋大

2344
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:10,640
尾巴大

2345
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:11,360
这是什么

2346
01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:12,740
这是一种疾病

2347
01:29:12,740 --> 01:29:13,940
这是一种甲亢

2348
01:29:13,940 --> 01:29:14,570
懂吗

2349
01:29:14,865 --> 01:29:16,970
吃盐吃太多了

2350
01:29:16,970 --> 01:29:18,160
是一种甲亢

2351
01:29:18,160 --> 01:29:19,600
慢慢清晰

2352
01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:22,750
我喜欢你爱我的心

2353
01:29:22,750 --> 01:29:28,010
但其实说实话就是那个魔法少女那个衣服

2354
01:29:28,710 --> 01:29:30,350
脑袋大不是错觉

2355
01:29:30,350 --> 01:29:32,180
我现在跟大家说实话

2356
01:29:32,180 --> 01:29:34,780
魔法少女那个衣服是真的脑袋大

2357
01:29:34,780 --> 01:29:37,840
因为那个后脑勺纹路有问题

2358
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:39,620
就让妈妈重绘了一下

2359
01:29:39,620 --> 01:29:40,700
重绘了之后

2360
01:29:40,700 --> 01:29:42,080
小虫做模型的时候

2361
01:29:42,080 --> 01:29:44,170
我模型妈妈做模型的时候

2362
01:29:44,170 --> 01:29:47,350
他发现后脑勺虽然重新画了

2363
01:29:47,350 --> 01:29:48,850
纹路更加自然了

2364
01:29:48,850 --> 01:29:52,370
但是整体的轮廓比之前的后脑勺又大了一大圈

2365
01:29:52,370 --> 01:29:53,270
众所周知

2366
01:29:53,270 --> 01:29:57,000
人的脑袋是由前半段和后半段拼在一起的

2367
01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,640
所以主播后半段脑袋变大了

2368
01:29:59,640 --> 01:30:02,170
整体看起来脑袋瓜就贼圆

2369
01:30:02,170 --> 01:30:03,790
他又戴了一个大帽子

2370
01:30:03,790 --> 01:30:06,310
这个帽子还不像这个这个帽子能摘掉

2371
01:30:06,310 --> 01:30:07,330
那个帽子摘不掉

2372
01:30:07,330 --> 01:30:10,160
所以那个看起来确实脑袋挺大的

2373
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:11,610
喜欢你好

2374
01:30:11,610 --> 01:30:13,110
这是原画的问题

2375
01:30:13,110 --> 01:30:14,490
不是大家的问题啊

2376
01:30:14,490 --> 01:30:17,490
但是印象流说我这个皮套也脑袋大的

2377
01:30:17,490 --> 01:30:19,170
就疑似是要都涂涂了

2378
01:30:19,170 --> 01:30:21,860
都涂涂掉标记

2379
01:30:21,860 --> 01:30:23,720
肥猫终于承认自己脑袋大了

2380
01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:25,280
肥猫除外的全都

2381
01:30:28,880 --> 01:30:32,110
主播好说好商量的给你解释

2382
01:30:32,110 --> 01:30:33,580
你只会像技能

2383
01:30:33,580 --> 01:30:35,020
像晚餐一样复读

2384
01:30:35,020 --> 01:30:36,680
紫色肥猫脑袋蛋

2385
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,640
主播主播主播哎

2386
01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:42,320
主播主播气晕了

2387
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:43,720
主播真是气晕了

2388
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:46,260
我觉得打s让我骂人

2389
01:30:46,260 --> 01:30:47,100
让我骂你

2390
01:30:47,100 --> 01:30:48,120
主播下不去嘴

2391
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:50,460
但是你要是这样让我骂你的话

2392
01:30:50,460 --> 01:30:51,900
那主播可下得去嘴了

2393
01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:53,320
卧槽受不了

2394
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:58,140
让我看看你让我来看看

2395
01:30:58,580 --> 01:31:00,770
产生了浓厚的心之壁

2396
01:31:00,770 --> 01:31:01,700
主播急了

2397
01:31:01,700 --> 01:31:02,510
你看对吧

2398
01:31:02,510 --> 01:31:04,329
说不过说不过主播

2399
01:31:04,329 --> 01:31:06,069
在那天天主播急了

2400
01:31:06,069 --> 01:31:07,209
主播急了

2401
01:31:07,209 --> 01:31:08,229
阴阳怪气

2402
01:31:08,229 --> 01:31:08,940
像个

2403
01:31:10,779 --> 01:31:12,479
谁点的

2404
01:31:12,479 --> 01:31:17,130
谁花30块钱点的小可学妹玩恐怖游戏

2405
01:31:17,130 --> 01:31:18,719
吓哭实况啊

2406
01:31:18,719 --> 01:31:20,819
三分40秒不行啊

2407
01:31:20,819 --> 01:31:22,199
可不能黑我可宝

2408
01:31:22,199 --> 01:31:24,119
这不是30块钱能解决的问题啊

2409
01:31:24,119 --> 01:31:25,440
这这可不行啊

2410
01:31:25,620 --> 01:31:27,270
这这可不行啊

2411
01:31:27,270 --> 01:31:29,360
哎哟这这不行啊

2412
01:31:31,619 --> 01:31:33,319
这是谁点的

2413
01:31:33,319 --> 01:31:35,299
谁点的小可吓哭

2414
01:31:35,299 --> 01:31:36,019
实况呀

2415
01:31:36,019 --> 01:31:37,039
这得加钱啊

2416
01:31:37,039 --> 01:31:40,050
这是我的手足兄弟挚爱亲朋

2417
01:31:40,050 --> 01:31:42,420
我的波波老婆得加钱

2418
01:31:42,420 --> 01:31:43,340
懂吧

2419
01:31:43,440 --> 01:31:46,440
这点这点园子不好给你办事啊

2420
01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:48,840
他自己直播30都能连那不行

2421
01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:50,340
我对他的爱不行

2422
01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:52,620
我对他的爱超过了超过了什么

2423
01:31:52,620 --> 01:31:54,060
超过了他对自己的爱呀

2424
01:31:54,060 --> 01:31:56,100
主播主播的爱比他的还要大

2425
01:31:56,100 --> 01:31:58,760
所以说这就不是这点能解决的

2426
01:31:58,760 --> 01:31:59,600
谢谢玲玲

2427
01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:00,920
凌潇凌的力士糖哈

2428
01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:01,700
感谢支持啊

2429
01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:02,900
里嘎多红豆泥

2430
01:32:02,900 --> 01:32:03,900
里嘎多内

2431
01:32:07,280 --> 01:32:09,960
我们先看看莫瑶昨天点的

2432
01:32:10,340 --> 01:32:13,220
不料昨天点的那个射日的视频

2433
01:32:13,220 --> 01:32:14,980
他说是炸弹视频

2434
01:32:15,340 --> 01:32:16,780
不会真是炸弹吧

2435
01:32:16,780 --> 01:32:17,980
我很相信你的

2436
01:32:17,980 --> 01:32:18,940
我很相信你的

2437
01:32:18,940 --> 01:32:20,020
可是我只有30了

2438
01:32:20,020 --> 01:32:22,000
没事等下等下等下放

2439
01:32:22,000 --> 01:32:23,010
等下给你放

2440
01:32:23,010 --> 01:32:24,870
我们可以不看画面吗

2441
01:32:24,870 --> 01:32:26,490
只要能把他吓哭的东西

2442
01:32:26,490 --> 01:32:27,790
我觉得我也差不多

2443
01:32:27,790 --> 01:32:29,590
哎能不看画面吗

2444
01:32:29,590 --> 01:32:29,830
不行

2445
01:32:29,830 --> 01:32:32,110
我也害怕他怕我就不怕吗

2446
01:32:32,110 --> 01:32:33,820
我只是找个理由而已

2447
01:32:33,820 --> 01:32:35,080
我真的害怕

2448
01:32:35,960 --> 01:32:38,170
这不会真是炸弹视频吧

2449
01:32:38,170 --> 01:32:42,100
啊我觉得莫瑶不会害我呀

2450
01:32:42,100 --> 01:32:45,550
主播主播对于大家的印象还是很好的

2451
01:32:45,550 --> 01:32:47,920
希望大家不让主播性价比拉满了

2452
01:32:47,920 --> 01:32:50,290
那这样的话真要先审后播了

2453
01:32:50,290 --> 01:32:51,610
这挺害怕的

2454
01:32:51,610 --> 01:32:54,070
把她吓哭的还是挺多的不行

2455
01:32:54,070 --> 01:32:54,790
我也害怕

2456
01:32:54,790 --> 01:32:56,080
我胆子比他小

2457
01:32:56,940 --> 01:32:58,400
可宝一看就养着我

2458
01:32:58,400 --> 01:32:59,930
我害怕我害怕

2459
01:32:59,930 --> 01:33:02,620
看一下看一下看一下这个视频来

2460
01:33:06,340 --> 01:33:09,020
嗯有了少女的神功

2461
01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:11,000
已经很多年没人知道如何使用了

2462
01:33:11,000 --> 01:33:12,980
而这个年轻人居然能够熟练的主张

2463
01:33:12,980 --> 01:33:13,700
毫无疑问

2464
01:33:13,700 --> 01:33:15,780
后羿就是我们的救世主

2465
01:33:17,980 --> 01:33:20,719
所以你接下来要去讨伐金屋了

2466
01:33:20,719 --> 01:33:23,719
是啊自从那个叫金木的天神定居在太行山

2467
01:33:23,719 --> 01:33:25,330
天上就更多了一个太阳

2468
01:33:25,330 --> 01:33:26,950
接着就是连年大旱

2469
01:33:26,950 --> 01:33:27,750
水源枯竭

2470
01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:29,130
总得有人来解决吧

2471
01:33:29,130 --> 01:33:31,260
幸好你今年组装了上古神功

2472
01:33:31,260 --> 01:33:33,150
不然村长又要去做傻事

2473
01:33:33,150 --> 01:33:34,410
不就是座山吗

2474
01:33:34,410 --> 01:33:35,610
看我把它铲平了

2475
01:33:35,610 --> 01:33:38,130
死眉的住所自然就会离开哦

2476
01:33:38,130 --> 01:33:40,600
对说到这个知道了

2477
01:33:40,600 --> 01:33:42,070
我明明是第一次接触神功

2478
01:33:42,070 --> 01:33:43,540
为什么却能熟练地使用呢

2479
01:33:43,540 --> 01:33:45,780
其实人是有前世今生的

2480
01:33:45,780 --> 01:33:46,980
越是强大的人

2481
01:33:46,980 --> 01:33:49,360
来世就能保留越多的记忆和习惯

2482
01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:52,720
你前世一定是个能够熟练使用时来完成的

2483
01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:53,320
哦对了

2484
01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:55,399
之所其实我一直想问你

2485
01:33:55,399 --> 01:33:56,359
这样钓得到鱼吗

2486
01:33:56,359 --> 01:33:58,849
哼谁说直钩就钓不到鱼了

2487
01:33:58,849 --> 01:34:02,260
我这叫愿者上钩行

2488
01:34:02,260 --> 01:34:02,620
我走了

2489
01:34:02,620 --> 01:34:04,360
你接着钓

2490
01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:09,320
到达世界最高峰

2491
01:34:09,320 --> 01:34:10,280
太行了

2492
01:34:10,280 --> 01:34:13,820
太美丽了太豪美丽的太行诶

2493
01:34:13,820 --> 01:34:14,870
这不金屋吗

2494
01:34:14,870 --> 01:34:17,700
我去看看远处的金屋

2495
01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:22,440
我不叫魏

2496
01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:27,809
我叫金乌

2497
01:34:33,660 --> 01:34:35,280
别忘了你是来干什么的

2498
01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:38,600
三足金乌

2499
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:40,520
他不会有第三条腿吧

2500
01:34:40,520 --> 01:34:41,720
我对你一见钟情

2501
01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:43,130
这不会是男的吧

2502
01:34:43,130 --> 01:34:48,860
直接叫我义乌哥们在这给你说

2503
01:34:48,860 --> 01:34:54,480
唱l t c太行义务

2504
01:34:56,860 --> 01:34:57,640
around

2505
01:34:57,640 --> 01:34:58,780
i can bring you

2506
01:34:58,780 --> 01:34:59,560
ain't tryna

2507
01:34:59,560 --> 01:34:59,920
tell you

2508
01:34:59,920 --> 01:35:00,610
what to do

2509
01:35:00,610 --> 01:35:02,559
but try to play it cool

2510
01:35:07,820 --> 01:35:10,160
你怎么能死

2511
01:35:13,580 --> 01:35:15,980
知总我怎么会在你家发生什么事了

2512
01:35:15,980 --> 01:35:16,880
你醒啦

2513
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:17,780
卧槽你怎么发了

2514
01:35:17,780 --> 01:35:18,380
还童了

2515
01:35:18,380 --> 01:35:20,030
你是智叟的太孙

2516
01:35:20,030 --> 01:35:22,070
你已经昏迷了50年了

2517
01:35:22,070 --> 01:35:24,940
50年不知道你有很多疑问

2518
01:35:24,940 --> 01:35:27,880
所以我太爷爷留了一封信给你

2519
01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:31,740
后羿原神相恋本就是禁忌

2520
01:35:31,740 --> 01:35:33,360
已被金乌神力影响

2521
01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:34,050
陷入荒

2522
01:35:34,050 --> 01:35:34,440
所

2523
01:35:34,440 --> 01:35:35,520
幸体质特殊

2524
01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:36,830
反因祸得福

2525
01:35:36,830 --> 01:35:38,330
窥得长生之道

2526
01:35:38,330 --> 01:35:39,860
这事在你醒来时

2527
01:35:39,860 --> 01:35:41,570
恐怕已经沧海桑田

2528
01:35:41,570 --> 01:35:42,980
在你昏迷期间

2529
01:35:42,980 --> 01:35:45,760
就承诺为了你单纯会离开

2530
01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:48,700
但是他对你对村子都心怀愧疚

2531
01:35:48,700 --> 01:35:50,920
所以向我询问不救之法

2532
01:35:50,920 --> 01:35:53,080
我告诉他想要解决汉仔

2533
01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:56,350
我又将北方天池的水源灌入周边河道

2534
01:35:56,350 --> 01:35:59,860
同时清除挡在河道上的太行王屋两座大山

2535
01:35:59,860 --> 01:36:02,500
村子附近的河流才能恢复正常

2536
01:36:02,500 --> 01:36:04,330
这不是愚公移山吗

2537
01:36:04,330 --> 01:36:06,040
你们搬走了两座大山

2538
01:36:06,040 --> 01:36:09,420
比前天使之中池水溢出水的河道

2539
01:36:09,420 --> 01:36:11,240
激活了真鱼吃人的神态

2540
01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:13,460
村子也因此重焕生机

2541
01:36:13,460 --> 01:36:15,800
但他自己却因为神力耗尽

2542
01:36:15,800 --> 01:36:16,760
像凡人一样

2543
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:18,080
竟转世王爷

2544
01:36:18,080 --> 01:36:20,780
怎么把人骗进来杀呀

2545
01:36:20,780 --> 01:36:26,120
但其实我很早就欺骗欺骗了所有村子的大汉

2546
01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:27,050
乃是天使

2547
01:36:27,050 --> 01:36:29,200
只和精灵并无关联

2548
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:32,140
我利用天神之力就存在于危难之中

2549
01:36:32,140 --> 01:36:33,680
1/10思索

2550
01:36:33,680 --> 01:36:35,660
或许是心存愧疚

2551
01:36:35,660 --> 01:36:39,440
想来想去还是决定将真相告诉你之后

2552
01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:40,700
该何去何从

2553
01:36:40,700 --> 01:36:42,760
就由你自己决定

2554
01:36:46,000 --> 01:36:47,300
要走了

2555
01:36:47,860 --> 01:36:49,090
我要去找他

2556
01:36:49,090 --> 01:36:50,800
你这是要大海捞针啊

2557
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:52,390
而且就算你找到他

2558
01:36:52,390 --> 01:36:54,550
你们也未必认得出彼此了

2559
01:36:54,550 --> 01:36:57,130
其实人是有前世今生的

2560
01:36:57,130 --> 01:36:58,270
越是强大的人

2561
01:36:58,270 --> 01:37:01,060
来世成保留越多的记忆和习惯

2562
01:37:01,799 --> 01:37:03,380
那我也会走下去

2563
01:37:04,260 --> 01:37:05,840
复活吧

2564
01:37:05,840 --> 01:37:15,420
我的爱人哎哎该复活的是这个诶呵呵

2565
01:37:15,420 --> 01:37:16,410
复活吧

2566
01:37:16,410 --> 01:37:17,760
我的爱人

2567
01:37:17,760 --> 01:37:20,110
你的却喝不到

2568
01:37:20,110 --> 01:37:21,070
是的

2569
01:37:21,070 --> 01:37:23,050
还有把小石子

2570
01:37:23,050 --> 01:37:25,300
还有免得丢到瓶子里

2571
01:37:25,300 --> 01:37:26,800
水位上升

2572
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:29,530
乌鸦终于如愿以偿的喝到了水

2573
01:37:29,530 --> 01:37:31,000
可喜可贺

2574
01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:32,440
可喜可贺

2575
01:37:32,440 --> 01:37:33,100
喂

2576
01:37:35,159 --> 01:37:37,729
第一我不叫喂

2577
01:37:37,729 --> 01:37:39,120
我不叫喂

2578
01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:46,540
我超姐妹们

2579
01:37:46,540 --> 01:37:48,640
我就说口音真的有用

2580
01:37:48,640 --> 01:37:49,960
真的复活了

2581
01:37:52,660 --> 01:37:55,660
哎我就说我这个扣一真的有用

2582
01:37:55,660 --> 01:37:57,920
大家我就知道扣一有用

2583
01:37:59,750 --> 01:38:03,170
姐妹们扣一真的有用呦

2584
01:38:03,170 --> 01:38:04,400
呵挺挺好的

2585
01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:06,680
怪不得500多万播放量挺不错的

2586
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:07,549
挺不错的

2587
01:38:07,549 --> 01:38:11,239
喜欢喜欢我就说扣一有用吗

2588
01:38:11,239 --> 01:38:14,320
嗯下次我来做视频

2589
01:38:14,320 --> 01:38:15,220
我不会画画

2590
01:38:15,220 --> 01:38:16,960
我要会画画的话就好了

2591
01:38:16,960 --> 01:38:17,920
有没有什么办法

2592
01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:20,620
能把脑袋里面的画面打印到纸上了

2593
01:38:20,620 --> 01:38:21,760
我很想知道

2594
01:38:21,760 --> 01:38:22,780
有没有什么办法

2595
01:38:22,780 --> 01:38:25,059
可以把脑袋里的画面打印到纸上

2596
01:38:25,059 --> 01:38:26,859
谢谢等肉的狼的牛哇

2597
01:38:26,859 --> 01:38:27,579
感谢支持

2598
01:38:27,579 --> 01:38:28,659
离开的美颜

2599
01:38:28,659 --> 01:38:29,709
我想他了

2600
01:38:29,709 --> 01:38:32,019
你怎么一天到晚在想他呀

2601
01:38:32,019 --> 01:38:33,760
能不能把脑子切了

2602
01:38:34,699 --> 01:38:36,399
能不能把脑子切了

2603
01:38:36,399 --> 01:38:37,539
你脑子里都什么东西

2604
01:38:37,539 --> 01:38:38,979
一天到晚都在想他

2605
01:38:38,979 --> 01:38:39,699
想他

2606
01:38:39,699 --> 01:38:42,840
大丈夫

2607
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:44,340
脑子里就没别的

2608
01:38:44,340 --> 01:38:45,390
天天求佛

2609
01:38:45,390 --> 01:38:47,580
天天就没有别的追求了

2610
01:38:47,580 --> 01:38:52,179
就知道想他真没出息耶耶我想你了

2611
01:38:52,179 --> 01:38:53,679
那那你多想想吧

2612
01:38:53,679 --> 01:38:55,149
也可以想来

2613
01:38:55,149 --> 01:38:57,060
也不是不能想

2614
01:38:57,739 --> 01:38:59,409
这个小可吓哭

2615
01:38:59,409 --> 01:39:01,209
实况我有点害怕

2616
01:39:01,209 --> 01:39:04,770
这个这个这个能不看画面吗

2617
01:39:04,770 --> 01:39:05,730
可以不看画面

2618
01:39:05,730 --> 01:39:07,540
我害怕能行吗

2619
01:39:09,140 --> 01:39:09,940
可以吗

2620
01:39:09,940 --> 01:39:11,200
可以走吗

2621
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:15,320
什么小可比这游戏恐怖多了

2622
01:39:15,320 --> 01:39:16,490
这谁说的

2623
01:39:16,490 --> 01:39:17,450
这谁说的

2624
01:39:17,450 --> 01:39:19,040
你是我是你爹

2625
01:39:19,040 --> 01:39:19,760
英燕

2626
01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:21,540
你要怎么怎么两次

2627
01:39:21,540 --> 01:39:24,460
就像得了那个那个啊什么症一样

2628
01:39:24,460 --> 01:39:26,320
就像得了那个啊啊啊症一样

2629
01:39:26,320 --> 01:39:27,940
要不主播每天都告诉他一遍

2630
01:39:27,940 --> 01:39:28,660
我是他爹

2631
01:39:28,660 --> 01:39:29,890
要不爹都记不住

2632
01:39:29,890 --> 01:39:31,360
病情已经非常严重了

2633
01:39:31,360 --> 01:39:32,200
你知道吧

2634
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:35,139
不行我

2635
01:39:35,139 --> 01:39:38,079
我把这30块钱退给你吧

2636
01:39:38,079 --> 01:39:40,749
我把这30块钱退给你吧

2637
01:39:40,749 --> 01:39:41,900
我不想

2638
01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:44,520
我不行

2639
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:46,080
我把这30块退给你

2640
01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:46,860
可不可以

2641
01:39:46,860 --> 01:39:48,240
咱们咱们商量商量

2642
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:49,480
咱们商量一下

2643
01:39:49,700 --> 01:39:51,290
退退给你吧

2644
01:39:51,290 --> 01:39:53,720
我我我怕我也哭

2645
01:39:53,720 --> 01:39:54,320
怎么办啊

2646
01:39:54,320 --> 01:39:55,920
然后再被切出来

2647
01:39:58,140 --> 01:39:59,680
快快快看

2648
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:34,820
好运来

2649
01:40:34,820 --> 01:40:38,420
祝你好运来好运

2650
01:40:38,420 --> 01:40:40,380
妈妈的冲啊

2651
01:40:40,720 --> 01:40:43,660
好运来啊

2652
01:40:43,660 --> 01:40:44,980
我也可以放好运来啊

2653
01:40:44,980 --> 01:40:46,840
虽然还没有提督给我点恐怖游戏

2654
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:47,920
但是我也可以放好运来

2655
01:40:47,920 --> 01:40:48,880
学到了可怕

2656
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:49,590
学到了

2657
01:40:55,120 --> 01:40:56,760
这什么玩意儿

2658
01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:58,840
什么b动静

2659
01:40:59,779 --> 01:41:01,719
刚才刚才过去的那是个啥

2660
01:41:02,859 --> 01:41:05,140
没看清什么东西

2661
01:41:05,620 --> 01:41:10,630
表带愿善良的人们天天好运来

2662
01:41:10,630 --> 01:41:11,800
你为啥往那边看

2663
01:41:11,800 --> 01:41:13,720
你往你往你往右边看啊

2664
01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:15,760
右右边爱你

2665
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:17,080
一生的忙碌

2666
01:41:17,080 --> 01:41:18,700
为了笑逐颜

2667
01:41:18,700 --> 01:41:20,230
好怕的啊

2668
01:41:20,230 --> 01:41:22,270
这这影子好吓人啊

2669
01:41:22,270 --> 01:41:25,300
请春风剪个彩棍子

2670
01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:28,860
祖国的日月年年好运来

2671
01:41:28,860 --> 01:41:31,020
你凤舞太平年

2672
01:41:31,020 --> 01:41:35,080
你龙开了新时代幸福的家

2673
01:41:35,080 --> 01:41:35,680
啥玩意

2674
01:41:35,680 --> 01:41:37,270
什么什么东西啊

2675
01:41:37,270 --> 01:41:39,880
大家视力不好真的有用

2676
01:41:39,880 --> 01:41:42,640
它叫的时候我都没看清是啥

2677
01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:43,420
我看不见

2678
01:41:45,460 --> 01:41:50,030
我看不见这门怎么锁了

2679
01:41:50,030 --> 01:41:50,690
好运来

2680
01:41:55,880 --> 01:41:59,730
哎哎哎啥呀

2681
01:41:59,730 --> 01:42:01,340
哎不对啊

2682
01:42:01,519 --> 01:42:04,459
姑娘姑娘姑娘姑娘姑娘哦

2683
01:42:04,459 --> 01:42:10,020
诶诶诶啊啊啊啊啊

2684
01:42:10,020 --> 01:42:11,100
这是干嘛呢

2685
01:42:11,100 --> 01:42:16,520
这是啊啊啊啊呀呀呀呀

2686
01:42:16,689 --> 01:42:19,559
你牵啊哈哎

2687
01:42:19,559 --> 01:42:20,939
我瞎了哎

2688
01:42:20,939 --> 01:42:23,309
后面有什么东西在追呀

2689
01:42:23,309 --> 01:42:28,340
什么呀啊啊啊啊啊

2690
01:42:29,180 --> 01:42:34,340
愿祖国一啊啊快跑啊

2691
01:42:37,559 --> 01:42:41,500
啊怎么进bgm了啊

2692
01:42:41,500 --> 01:42:42,400
死了是吧

2693
01:42:42,400 --> 01:42:43,510
怎么死的

2694
01:42:43,510 --> 01:42:44,830
好运来

2695
01:42:44,830 --> 01:42:46,700
祝你好运来

2696
01:42:46,700 --> 01:42:48,140
这是啥游戏啊

2697
01:42:48,140 --> 01:42:49,520
这别别别给我点啊

2698
01:42:49,520 --> 01:42:51,260
我看不见他还知道叫我

2699
01:42:51,260 --> 01:42:53,360
我看不见我

2700
01:42:53,360 --> 01:42:54,020
我看不见

2701
01:42:54,020 --> 01:42:57,120
大家来点这个

2702
01:42:57,120 --> 01:42:58,320
我不知道是啥

2703
01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:01,940
我看不清四海好运来

2704
01:43:01,940 --> 01:43:04,040
祝你估计吓是吓不到卡

2705
01:43:04,040 --> 01:43:05,300
是能卡到死啊

2706
01:43:05,300 --> 01:43:07,760
看不见大家哎哟

2707
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:12,330
逃生好运太吓人

2708
01:43:13,350 --> 01:43:14,910
迎着好运兴旺

2709
01:43:18,440 --> 01:43:20,570
这个游戏是不是跟我这样

2710
01:43:20,570 --> 01:43:22,760
我这样的人有第四面墙啊

2711
01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:24,320
我这样不玩恐怖游戏的人

2712
01:43:24,320 --> 01:43:25,310
什么都看不见

2713
01:43:25,310 --> 01:43:26,750
皇帝的新鬼

2714
01:43:26,750 --> 01:43:30,720
卧槽哎呦

2715
01:43:31,620 --> 01:43:34,160
皇帝的新鬼运来

2716
01:43:34,160 --> 01:43:35,720
祝你好运

2717
01:43:35,720 --> 01:43:36,980
来哎呦

2718
01:43:36,980 --> 01:43:40,800
好好运带来了喜和爱

2719
01:43:40,800 --> 01:43:42,660
好运来

2720
01:43:42,660 --> 01:43:45,420
我们好运来

2721
01:43:45,420 --> 01:43:47,100
迎着好运兴旺

2722
01:43:50,100 --> 01:43:51,740
主播眼睛不好使

2723
01:43:51,740 --> 01:43:52,400
救了一命

2724
01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:55,280
主播估计在这地方死十次都不知道咋死的

2725
01:43:55,280 --> 01:43:56,600
啥也看不见

2726
01:43:58,320 --> 01:44:03,780
哎呦哎呦主播主播主播死都不知道咋死的

2727
01:44:03,780 --> 01:44:05,320
准备玩这种游戏

2728
01:44:05,460 --> 01:44:07,740
玩这游戏不知道怎么怎么死

2729
01:44:07,740 --> 01:44:10,800
也不知道怎么活都不会拿不

2730
01:44:10,800 --> 01:44:13,320
下一次是不知道怎么搞了

2731
01:44:13,320 --> 01:44:14,960
哎呦这是啥游戏啊

2732
01:44:14,960 --> 01:44:17,120
这是这个是啥游戏啊

2733
01:44:17,120 --> 01:44:20,620
大家那个纸人真挺吓人

2734
01:44:20,620 --> 01:44:23,140
那个门是忽然关上又打开了

2735
01:44:23,140 --> 01:44:24,430
我都注意不到

2736
01:44:24,430 --> 01:44:26,440
我是我是那什么

2737
01:44:26,440 --> 01:44:30,280
你知道我我我到一个什么程度吗

2738
01:44:30,280 --> 01:44:34,010
我昨天下午在家里面睡午觉之后

2739
01:44:34,010 --> 01:44:36,560
听到门口忽然有动静啊

2740
01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:39,600
听到有一个男人大喊哈喽

2741
01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:42,290
就那种hell那种声音啊

2742
01:44:42,290 --> 01:44:43,430
我心想谁呀

2743
01:44:43,430 --> 01:44:45,350
带男的回家大吵大叫

2744
01:44:45,350 --> 01:44:47,870
生怕不知道你带带回来了是吧

2745
01:44:47,870 --> 01:44:49,010
你怕你怕撞到谁

2746
01:44:49,010 --> 01:44:50,120
没穿衣服是吧

2747
01:44:50,120 --> 01:44:52,330
我我在心里面默默的骂他

2748
01:44:52,330 --> 01:44:53,650
我骂完了之后

2749
01:44:53,650 --> 01:44:55,210
今天早上我室友告诉我

2750
01:44:55,210 --> 01:45:00,180
说说我们家我们家因为那个什么

2751
01:45:00,180 --> 01:45:01,560
因为风太大

2752
01:45:01,560 --> 01:45:02,910
把门吹开了

2753
01:45:02,910 --> 01:45:04,320
邻居路过我们家

2754
01:45:04,320 --> 01:45:08,309
看着我们家那个门大敞四开的非常惊恐

2755
01:45:08,309 --> 01:45:10,170
以为我们家进了贼呢

2756
01:45:10,170 --> 01:45:12,150
在门口喊大喊喊

2757
01:45:12,150 --> 01:45:13,110
我们没有人应

2758
01:45:13,110 --> 01:45:15,030
他以为我们被贼砍死了

2759
01:45:15,030 --> 01:45:17,370
赶紧着急给房东打电话

2760
01:45:17,370 --> 01:45:19,110
确认我们还活着没

2761
01:45:20,730 --> 01:45:23,280
只能说这个这个

2762
01:45:25,480 --> 01:45:28,980
我在现实里面都不知道家里面的门是开着

2763
01:45:28,980 --> 01:45:29,920
还是关着

2764
01:45:29,920 --> 01:45:31,810
你让我注意到什么

2765
01:45:31,810 --> 01:45:35,380
你让我注意到那个恐怖游戏里面的门忽然关上

2766
01:45:35,380 --> 01:45:36,360
忽然锁上

2767
01:45:36,360 --> 01:45:37,860
我真的注意不到

2768
01:45:37,860 --> 01:45:38,640
我不知道

2769
01:45:39,840 --> 01:45:41,100
我真的不知道啊

2770
01:45:41,100 --> 01:45:43,380
热心邻居对邻居很热心的

2771
01:45:43,380 --> 01:45:45,120
上次我们家阁楼漏了

2772
01:45:45,120 --> 01:45:46,440
进了那个松鼠啊

2773
01:45:46,440 --> 01:45:47,340
松鼠进来了

2774
01:45:47,340 --> 01:45:48,360
也是他发现的

2775
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:50,550
告诉我我房东房东来修的

2776
01:45:50,550 --> 01:45:52,050
我们住在屋里面的人

2777
01:45:52,050 --> 01:45:53,400
没有一个人知道

2778
01:45:54,239 --> 01:45:55,999
这就是当局者迷

2779
01:45:55,999 --> 01:45:57,319
旁观者清啊

2780
01:45:57,319 --> 01:45:57,799
不关门

2781
01:45:57,799 --> 01:45:58,459
小心变态

2782
01:45:58,459 --> 01:45:59,179
是木门

2783
01:45:59,179 --> 01:46:00,559
木门被吹开的

2784
01:46:00,559 --> 01:46:03,880
不是不是我们要开着的是木门啊

2785
01:46:03,880 --> 01:46:05,160
他自己吹开了

2786
01:46:06,460 --> 01:46:08,040
谢谢梦瑶的s

2787
01:46:08,040 --> 01:46:09,000
感谢支持互动

2788
01:46:09,000 --> 01:46:11,370
年龄大的主播加个视频

2789
01:46:11,370 --> 01:46:15,460
b v e a g411 m7 nq

2790
01:46:15,740 --> 01:46:18,320
发一下发一下来发一下

2791
01:46:18,830 --> 01:46:20,900
现在进入到什么啊

2792
01:46:20,900 --> 01:46:22,790
达米看视频的环节了

2793
01:46:22,790 --> 01:46:25,760
主播终于也可以成为什么加拿大萝莉

2794
01:46:25,760 --> 01:46:29,900
加拿大萝莉观看同行惊声尖叫视频是吧

2795
01:46:30,740 --> 01:46:32,720
加拿大萝莉这个什么呀

2796
01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,399
嗯什么暗中关注

2797
01:46:34,399 --> 01:46:35,359
你别说了

2798
01:46:35,359 --> 01:46:36,219
沈老师

2799
01:46:36,219 --> 01:46:38,379
一天晚上我起来

2800
01:46:38,379 --> 01:46:40,959
我睡觉睡到一半起来看看qq有没有人找我

2801
01:46:40,959 --> 01:46:41,830
有急事

2802
01:46:41,830 --> 01:46:44,050
第二天早上发现我一上线

2803
01:46:44,050 --> 01:46:45,250
你就在那个什么

2804
01:46:45,250 --> 01:46:49,470
你就在你就在舰长群里面说主播主播醒了啊

2805
01:46:49,470 --> 01:46:50,550
主播又睡着了

2806
01:46:50,550 --> 01:46:51,510
主播头像亮了

2807
01:46:51,510 --> 01:46:52,530
主播头像又黑了

2808
01:46:52,530 --> 01:46:54,990
你你比邻居还要还要厉害

2809
01:46:54,990 --> 01:46:56,250
你比邻居厉害多了

2810
01:46:56,250 --> 01:46:57,260
孙老师

2811
01:46:57,840 --> 01:46:59,330
你比邻居强啊

2812
01:46:59,330 --> 01:47:00,620
我那什么嗯

2813
01:47:02,000 --> 01:47:04,139
主播主播甘拜下风

2814
01:47:04,139 --> 01:47:05,759
谢谢梦瑶的新年

2815
01:47:05,759 --> 01:47:06,839
感谢支持你

2816
01:47:06,839 --> 01:47:10,379
朋友说她弟彩虹艺人都是加拿大的妹妹

2817
01:47:10,379 --> 01:47:12,719
但是我是加拿大的留学生呀

2818
01:47:12,719 --> 01:47:14,459
我是加拿大的留学生

2819
01:47:14,459 --> 01:47:16,880
我我我hs k哈哈哈

2820
01:47:19,340 --> 01:47:22,659
哎呦你们要是怎么上提督点点

2821
01:47:22,659 --> 01:47:24,459
让我直播做雅思卷子

2822
01:47:24,459 --> 01:47:25,959
我觉得还不如那什么呢

2823
01:47:25,959 --> 01:47:28,479
我觉得我觉得还不如玩恐怖游戏呢

2824
01:47:28,479 --> 01:47:30,740
你想想这这是不是有点长

2825
01:47:31,320 --> 01:47:32,840
这个能都看完吗

2826
01:47:32,840 --> 01:47:34,280
感觉有点太长了

2827
01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:35,960
有稍微短一点的吗

2828
01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:37,480
这个要十分钟诶

2829
01:47:37,480 --> 01:47:39,760
要不我们放到下播之前看吧

2830
01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:41,440
下播之前义务加班看吧

2831
01:47:41,440 --> 01:47:44,220
先先杂谈先砸的有点太旧了

2832
01:47:44,220 --> 01:47:45,900
三分钟以内的当场看完

2833
01:47:45,900 --> 01:47:47,340
然后三分钟以后的可以

2834
01:47:47,340 --> 01:47:50,940
那什么可以可以放到那个快下播的那个时候看

2835
01:47:50,940 --> 01:47:53,280
因为它时间有点稍微有点长

2836
01:47:54,920 --> 01:47:56,980
谁点的求佛给你放

2837
01:47:56,980 --> 01:47:57,460
给你放

2838
01:47:57,460 --> 01:47:58,030
哎呦

2839
01:47:58,030 --> 01:47:59,800
你又想起了他对吧

2840
01:47:59,800 --> 01:48:01,510
想起了他的她的脸庞

2841
01:48:01,510 --> 01:48:03,360
哈哈哈哈哎呦

2842
01:48:03,360 --> 01:48:04,440
我受不了了

2843
01:48:04,440 --> 01:48:05,940
怎么天天想他呀

2844
01:48:05,940 --> 01:48:07,380
天天在主播的直播间

2845
01:48:07,380 --> 01:48:09,630
主播我想他了

2846
01:48:09,630 --> 01:48:10,350
那主播怎么办

2847
01:48:10,350 --> 01:48:11,610
主播是跟你一起想

2848
01:48:11,610 --> 01:48:13,440
还说亲爱的

2849
01:48:13,440 --> 01:48:14,670
别想他了

2850
01:48:14,670 --> 01:48:15,960
珍惜眼前人

2851
01:48:15,960 --> 01:48:17,020
想我

2852
01:48:17,020 --> 01:48:19,600
你想获得一个什么样的答案呢

2853
01:48:19,600 --> 01:48:22,480
不知道怎么察言观色

2854
01:48:22,480 --> 01:48:24,520
不知道你想获得什么样的答案呢

2855
01:48:24,520 --> 01:48:26,700
嗯打猫嗯

2856
01:48:26,700 --> 01:48:28,500
站着还贵贵

2857
01:48:28,500 --> 01:48:29,370
可以多想想

2858
01:48:29,370 --> 01:48:31,230
主播主播站在你面前

2859
01:48:31,230 --> 01:48:32,940
你对主播不感兴趣

2860
01:48:32,940 --> 01:48:37,100
然后你这个特有的特有的练那个什么呀

2861
01:48:37,100 --> 01:48:38,360
特有的练什么

2862
01:48:39,520 --> 01:48:40,320
懂不懂

2863
01:48:40,320 --> 01:48:41,040
欢迎金宝

2864
01:48:41,040 --> 01:48:41,640
早上好

2865
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:43,200
金宝干嘛

2866
01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:47,440
问号我

2867
01:48:48,580 --> 01:48:50,580
赶紧把这个纸人关掉

2868
01:48:50,580 --> 01:48:51,120
真吓人

2869
01:48:51,120 --> 01:48:52,470
我受不了了

2870
01:48:52,470 --> 01:48:56,860
我其实就是现在现在对于中式恐怖游戏

2871
01:48:56,860 --> 01:48:58,900
我稍微有一点点抵抗力

2872
01:48:58,900 --> 01:49:00,100
稍微有一点点

2873
01:49:00,100 --> 01:49:01,720
就是比之前要好一点的

2874
01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:02,860
你知道为什么吗

2875
01:49:02,860 --> 01:49:07,030
因为那个那个我现在住的这个环境

2876
01:49:07,030 --> 01:49:08,560
就不太重视啊

2877
01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:12,160
你要我整那种西式的一个独栋房子里面

2878
01:49:12,160 --> 01:49:15,000
然后有人潜入什么地下室啊什么之类的

2879
01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:16,500
有人拿个玻璃框框

2880
01:49:16,500 --> 01:49:18,240
有人拿斧子框框把玻璃砸了

2881
01:49:18,240 --> 01:49:20,139
这种我觉得挺害怕的

2882
01:49:20,139 --> 01:49:23,079
但是现在中式恐怖的话相对还好一点

2883
01:49:23,079 --> 01:49:26,739
因为周边的环境没有什么一样的那种地方啊

2884
01:49:26,739 --> 01:49:30,300
嗯出来了之后感觉对于中式恐怖啊

2885
01:49:30,300 --> 01:49:32,580
什么什么那个头发披散着呀

2886
01:49:32,580 --> 01:49:33,400
什么什么

2887
01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:36,100
反正就红红色的纸嫁衣啊之类的

2888
01:49:36,100 --> 01:49:37,480
感觉就没那么怕了

2889
01:49:37,480 --> 01:49:40,740
所以之前我还挺敢玩纸嫁衣的

2890
01:49:42,240 --> 01:49:43,200
欢迎九连宝灯

2891
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:44,940
欢迎莫言冰

2892
01:49:44,940 --> 01:49:46,200
不不不是啊

2893
01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:48,140
不是我说我想你

2894
01:49:48,140 --> 01:49:50,150
你只会让我真恶心滚

2895
01:49:50,150 --> 01:49:51,740
那都傲娇嘛

2896
01:49:51,740 --> 01:49:52,520
你们也傲娇

2897
01:49:52,520 --> 01:49:53,120
我也傲娇

2898
01:49:53,120 --> 01:49:54,380
我不能傲娇嘛

2899
01:49:54,380 --> 01:49:55,480
对吧

2900
01:49:55,480 --> 01:49:57,700
什么肥猫说一个提督纸人一

2901
01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:59,530
我没说这是你说的

2902
01:49:59,530 --> 01:50:00,460
这是你说的

2903
01:50:00,460 --> 01:50:01,540
我只是说可以点

2904
01:50:01,540 --> 01:50:03,309
没那么吓人的恐怖游戏

2905
01:50:03,309 --> 01:50:06,369
我没说可以玩纸人一样

2906
01:50:07,010 --> 01:50:09,850
唉我没说都还只是一韩人

2907
01:50:13,450 --> 01:50:15,580
太吓人了是吗是吗

2908
01:50:15,580 --> 01:50:17,140
纸人到底什么游戏啊

2909
01:50:17,140 --> 01:50:21,660
到底是你帮我说一下纸人

2910
01:50:21,660 --> 01:50:24,360
纸人一纸人二凑齐了

2911
01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:26,829
不是这个不能播吧

2912
01:50:26,829 --> 01:50:28,299
这玩意能直播吗

2913
01:50:28,299 --> 01:50:29,859
这么吓人能直播吗

2914
01:50:29,859 --> 01:50:33,340
纸人可以可以直播吗

2915
01:50:33,660 --> 01:50:35,380
你笑的地方

2916
01:50:37,499 --> 01:50:41,779
什么时候能在这在烟烟这得到真情实感的回馈

2917
01:50:41,779 --> 01:50:43,219
真诚实感叫你滚

2918
01:50:43,219 --> 01:50:45,280
难道就不是真情实感吗

2919
01:50:45,460 --> 01:50:47,990
真诚实感的亲你一下

2920
01:50:47,990 --> 01:50:52,130
你觉得你觉得你觉得这主播不是什么营业的

2921
01:50:52,130 --> 01:50:52,670
亲你一下

2922
01:50:52,670 --> 01:50:54,950
你觉得这主播真情实感的叫你

2923
01:50:54,950 --> 01:50:57,750
别用喜欢女朋友的这种眼光

2924
01:50:57,750 --> 01:51:00,860
喜欢我真情实感的叫着滚

2925
01:51:00,860 --> 01:51:03,140
你你你居然你居然说不行

2926
01:51:04,880 --> 01:51:05,960
你怎么这样

2927
01:51:08,960 --> 01:51:11,600
是steam平台里的一款游戏

2928
01:51:11,600 --> 01:51:13,940
该内容恐怖惊悚

2929
01:51:13,940 --> 01:51:15,470
违反了直播规定

2930
01:51:15,470 --> 01:51:16,880
被列为禁播游戏中

2931
01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:17,660
这不是我

2932
01:51:17,660 --> 01:51:18,860
我不给大家播啊

2933
01:51:18,860 --> 01:51:20,360
这是他不让播啊

2934
01:51:20,360 --> 01:51:22,920
呃呃他不能直播了

2935
01:51:26,340 --> 01:51:27,540
好见好办啊

2936
01:51:27,540 --> 01:51:29,160
好近好办好事

2937
01:51:30,840 --> 01:51:35,500
让我这个这个这个已经不能直播了啊

2938
01:51:35,500 --> 01:51:38,950
大家我们还能不能再见面

2939
01:51:38,950 --> 01:51:40,360
什么不让播啊

2940
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:41,140
那可惜了

2941
01:51:41,140 --> 01:51:42,040
失心疯吧

2942
01:51:42,040 --> 01:51:43,639
失心疯又是什么呀

2943
01:51:43,809 --> 01:51:45,739
上次然然播了

2944
01:51:45,739 --> 01:51:47,040
然然害怕吗

2945
01:51:47,040 --> 01:51:48,420
然然被吓哭了吗

2946
01:51:48,420 --> 01:51:50,070
然然胆子大吗

2947
01:51:50,070 --> 01:51:51,510
失心疯

2948
01:51:51,510 --> 01:51:55,240
我们还能不能能不能再见

2949
01:51:55,380 --> 01:52:00,000
我在佛前苦苦求了失心疯游戏

2950
01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:01,920
当我在踏过这条

2951
01:52:01,920 --> 01:52:03,060
然然能播的话

2952
01:52:03,060 --> 01:52:04,440
我应该也可以吧

2953
01:52:04,440 --> 01:52:06,530
应该应该不至于

2954
01:52:06,530 --> 01:52:07,370
然然能播

2955
01:52:07,370 --> 01:52:08,540
我不能播吧

2956
01:52:08,540 --> 01:52:11,000
让我再吻一吻你的

2957
01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:12,980
但是我觉得他可能他可能害怕

2958
01:52:12,980 --> 01:52:14,660
一边看娜娜首播一边玩

2959
01:52:14,660 --> 01:52:16,400
那我没有这种护身符啊

2960
01:52:16,400 --> 01:52:17,680
我看谁啊

2961
01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:19,520
我看谁呀

2962
01:52:19,520 --> 01:52:21,980
我要不看我自己的动物园歌

2963
01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:24,680
回一边一边看动物园歌回一边播吧

2964
01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:26,300
然然也被吓到了

2965
01:52:26,300 --> 01:52:27,740
但是不至于哭

2966
01:52:27,860 --> 01:52:28,880
你是啥

2967
01:52:28,880 --> 01:52:29,480
然然是啥

2968
01:52:29,480 --> 01:52:30,380
倒倒也是吧

2969
01:52:30,380 --> 01:52:33,580
倒也是好像也是你说的对

2970
01:52:34,640 --> 01:52:35,770
你说的对

2971
01:52:35,770 --> 01:52:36,820
他是啥人

2972
01:52:36,820 --> 01:52:37,960
我是啥人啊

2973
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:40,570
我害怕我害怕

2974
01:52:40,570 --> 01:52:42,430
我看我自己首播

2975
01:52:42,430 --> 01:52:44,360
我看我自己首播

2976
01:52:44,440 --> 01:52:46,300
不过这首歌没什么爆点

2977
01:52:46,300 --> 01:52:47,220
你知道吧

2978
01:52:47,300 --> 01:52:48,860
首播没爆点

2979
01:52:48,860 --> 01:52:50,840
就是对着ppt念念

2980
01:52:50,840 --> 01:52:52,430
完了之后谢谢大家

2981
01:52:52,430 --> 01:52:54,350
谢谢天顶之星的总督

2982
01:52:54,350 --> 01:52:56,640
然后就完事了嗯

2983
01:52:57,240 --> 01:52:58,620
when you feel like me

2984
01:53:00,260 --> 01:53:02,860
要不我想想办法送他一个什么字节

2985
01:53:02,860 --> 01:53:04,990
让比利不让比利是禁播了的

2986
01:53:04,990 --> 01:53:07,930
就但凡有一个平台禁播的恐怖游戏

2987
01:53:07,930 --> 01:53:11,240
基本这个平台就是哔哩哔哩

2988
01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:13,280
那你也看大的首播不行

2989
01:53:13,280 --> 01:53:15,110
我不是我不是光年的

2990
01:53:15,110 --> 01:53:16,280
我不是光年的

2991
01:53:16,280 --> 01:53:17,780
首播有总督是吧

2992
01:53:17,780 --> 01:53:19,370
是首播有总督啊

2993
01:53:19,370 --> 01:53:25,100
但是是这辈子首播有总督嗯

2994
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:27,200
主播不就是纸人吗

2995
01:53:27,200 --> 01:53:27,800
什么意思

2996
01:53:27,800 --> 01:53:28,850
我也会穿墙

2997
01:53:28,850 --> 01:53:30,080
也会飞天走壁

2998
01:53:30,080 --> 01:53:31,700
也会突到你脸上

2999
01:53:31,700 --> 01:53:33,200
然后把你吓晕

3000
01:53:33,200 --> 01:53:34,340
摸你的裤兜

3001
01:53:34,340 --> 01:53:35,480
摸完左兜摸右兜

3002
01:53:35,480 --> 01:53:36,500
把你钱包摸出来

3003
01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:37,760
把卡全抽出来

3004
01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:41,900
把支票用你自己的手印按完之后全带走了是吧

3005
01:53:41,900 --> 01:53:43,340
主播长了一张惊悚的脸

3006
01:53:43,340 --> 01:53:44,980
就是为了赚你的大米

3007
01:53:44,980 --> 01:53:45,940
这么一想

3008
01:53:45,940 --> 01:53:47,680
我们既然是同行的话

3009
01:53:47,680 --> 01:53:49,330
这个长得吓人的纸

3010
01:53:49,330 --> 01:53:53,120
好像比我们这种长得可爱的纸人效率要高多了

3011
01:53:53,120 --> 01:53:56,300
我们我们还得靠靠卖萌

3012
01:53:56,300 --> 01:54:00,900
他们只需要靠吓人一突脸一鬼叫

3013
01:54:00,900 --> 01:54:02,040
然后大家就晕了

3014
01:54:02,040 --> 01:54:03,150
就很顺从啊

3015
01:54:03,150 --> 01:54:05,520
哦主播哭哭回吗

3016
01:54:05,520 --> 01:54:06,530
没有滚

3017
01:54:06,530 --> 01:54:07,340
别撵我

3018
01:54:07,340 --> 01:54:08,840
先笑哈哈

3019
01:54:08,840 --> 01:54:10,250
谁粘你身上啊

3020
01:54:10,250 --> 01:54:11,980
谁捏你身上啊

3021
01:54:11,980 --> 01:54:14,260
你在说什么奇怪的东西

3022
01:54:14,260 --> 01:54:15,220
不是纸人吗

3023
01:54:15,220 --> 01:54:17,040
他说主播也是指人

3024
01:54:17,840 --> 01:54:19,360
主播也是纸片人

3025
01:54:19,360 --> 01:54:22,900
阴暗地爬起来哇

3026
01:54:22,900 --> 01:54:28,509
哦你也可以鬼叫我的鬼叫又没有什么攻击力

3027
01:54:28,509 --> 01:54:30,339
得吃特定种族的才可以

3028
01:54:30,339 --> 01:54:32,859
主播的鬼叫大家只会说好可爱呀

3029
01:54:32,859 --> 01:54:34,800
爷爷再叫两声

3030
01:54:34,900 --> 01:54:36,560
再叫两声

3031
01:54:36,980 --> 01:54:38,540
就这种逗狗一样

3032
01:54:38,540 --> 01:54:39,290
你知道吗

3033
01:54:40,340 --> 01:54:40,880
好可爱

3034
01:54:40,880 --> 01:54:42,700
圆圆再叫两声吗

3035
01:54:42,900 --> 01:54:47,160
嗯中午好小

3036
01:54:49,070 --> 01:54:50,890
看动物园什么b动

3037
01:54:50,890 --> 01:54:52,210
真的无所畏惧了

3038
01:54:52,210 --> 01:54:53,470
但确实是吧

3039
01:54:53,470 --> 01:54:55,959
什么黑羊不见你

3040
01:54:55,959 --> 01:54:58,059
你你一直在听是吧

3041
01:54:58,059 --> 01:54:59,259
给大家出主意

3042
01:54:59,259 --> 01:55:01,260
你怎么这样呢

3043
01:55:01,260 --> 01:55:05,400
我刚想说首播一个总督2000多

3044
01:55:05,400 --> 01:55:06,120
一个阿消

3045
01:55:06,120 --> 01:55:07,800
一个7777

3046
01:55:07,800 --> 01:55:08,760
好久都没来

3047
01:55:08,760 --> 01:55:10,680
1年都没来

3048
01:55:10,720 --> 01:55:12,520
阿香一直来到现在

3049
01:55:12,520 --> 01:55:13,840
然后阿香就在这

3050
01:55:13,840 --> 01:55:15,520
黑羊黑羊不进

3051
01:55:15,520 --> 01:55:16,420
黑羊不进

3052
01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:19,750
我服了我我服了

3053
01:55:19,750 --> 01:55:22,360
哎呦怎么还有啧啧啧啧的声音

3054
01:55:22,360 --> 01:55:23,920
那不是逗狗的声音吗

3055
01:55:23,920 --> 01:55:25,240
你路边看到一个小狗

3056
01:55:25,240 --> 01:55:26,980
你过来过来过来过来

3057
01:55:28,000 --> 01:55:29,880
就这种这种声音啊

3058
01:55:29,880 --> 01:55:32,880
建议播解谜游戏主播只会看广告

3059
01:55:32,880 --> 01:55:34,470
别的不会嗯

3060
01:55:34,470 --> 01:55:35,520
别的不会

3061
01:55:35,520 --> 01:55:37,220
我只会看广告

3062
01:55:48,380 --> 01:55:50,620
哼哼哎呦

3063
01:55:50,620 --> 01:55:52,160
我的本叶子我服了

3064
01:55:52,420 --> 01:55:56,300
如何评价有人勾引我的榜一到榜五

3065
01:55:56,300 --> 01:55:57,710
什么叫勾引啊

3066
01:55:57,710 --> 01:55:59,940
怎么怎么才能勾引啊

3067
01:55:59,940 --> 01:56:04,040
哼哼不愧是私信掰苞米吧

3068
01:56:04,040 --> 01:56:06,100
那就好多了好多了

3069
01:56:06,100 --> 01:56:07,600
这好多人这样

3070
01:56:08,800 --> 01:56:10,180
人家这没办法呀

3071
01:56:10,180 --> 01:56:11,920
你也不能跟人家卷这个呀

3072
01:56:11,920 --> 01:56:13,060
人家人家私信

3073
01:56:13,060 --> 01:56:14,680
你也私信人家

3074
01:56:14,680 --> 01:56:16,540
人家人家那个叫好哥哥

3075
01:56:16,540 --> 01:56:17,620
你也叫好哥哥

3076
01:56:17,620 --> 01:56:19,220
那人家没下限没下限

3077
01:56:19,220 --> 01:56:19,640
那么烂

3078
01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:22,400
完了没事好吧

3079
01:56:22,980 --> 01:56:28,380
是狗狗显卡好那种图文片头速度快的

3080
01:56:28,380 --> 01:56:30,090
什么这么高的产能吧

3081
01:56:30,090 --> 01:56:33,920
这么高的产能给主播做的封面来不点赞

3082
01:56:36,680 --> 01:56:38,540
不是这个这个不好说啊

3083
01:56:38,540 --> 01:56:39,860
但确实挺闲的

3084
01:56:39,860 --> 01:56:41,720
但确实确实挺闲的

3085
01:56:42,420 --> 01:56:44,900
就你人家不看你的观众

3086
01:56:44,900 --> 01:56:48,720
对很多石油佬其实微信里面都是有数的

3087
01:56:48,720 --> 01:56:50,280
但是你专门跑到动态

3088
01:56:50,280 --> 01:56:52,380
就点赞或者私信人家或者什么的

3089
01:56:52,380 --> 01:56:54,480
我觉得还挺挺怪异的

3090
01:56:54,480 --> 01:56:55,680
我也不知道怎么说

3091
01:56:55,680 --> 01:56:56,940
因为我知道有人这么干

3092
01:56:56,940 --> 01:57:03,059
但是就是像像一个中间地带吧对吧

3093
01:57:04,539 --> 01:57:05,579
好哥哥

3094
01:57:05,579 --> 01:57:07,079
我也想要总督

3095
01:57:07,079 --> 01:57:08,279
我也想要总督

3096
01:57:08,279 --> 01:57:09,719
就能叫一声好哥哥

3097
01:57:09,719 --> 01:57:11,099
就是上一个总督是吧

3098
01:57:11,099 --> 01:57:13,159
就感觉对于大部分人来说

3099
01:57:13,159 --> 01:57:16,759
都是非常非常非常非常这个划算的

3100
01:57:16,759 --> 01:57:22,380
所以也正常理解理解理解理解怎么勾引榜四啊

3101
01:57:22,380 --> 01:57:28,039
娇娇看看看看榜四

3102
01:57:39,480 --> 01:57:40,980
你还你还要勾引他

3103
01:57:40,980 --> 01:57:44,200
卧槽这下这下回归生活噶了

3104
01:57:44,200 --> 01:57:45,640
也不安生了

3105
01:57:45,640 --> 01:57:47,140
你懂你意思

3106
01:57:47,140 --> 01:57:48,880
这人给榜一榜二点赞

3107
01:57:48,880 --> 01:57:50,080
然后没给我点赞

3108
01:57:50,080 --> 01:57:51,500
感觉有点受伤

3109
01:57:51,500 --> 01:57:53,240
觉得你的米还没有到

3110
01:57:53,240 --> 01:57:55,700
他认证的那个那个那个门槛

3111
01:57:55,700 --> 01:57:58,760
你再努努力给米米娅打个30级烟烟人

3112
01:57:58,760 --> 01:57:59,480
你看他点不点

3113
01:57:59,480 --> 01:58:00,760
他绝对点好吧

3114
01:58:00,760 --> 01:58:02,580
别急啊别急

3115
01:58:03,500 --> 01:58:05,620
你28提督不够资格是吧

3116
01:58:05,620 --> 01:58:07,660
你要是烟烟烟烟的什么烟烟的

3117
01:58:07,660 --> 01:58:08,920
28提督搞不好

3118
01:58:08,920 --> 01:58:09,820
应该就有

3119
01:58:09,820 --> 01:58:13,260
好像好像好像我有被叮的时候吧

3120
01:58:13,260 --> 01:58:14,920
之前我不是呃

3121
01:58:14,920 --> 01:58:18,700
3月4月跟7月8月那个时候演说还挺离谱的

3122
01:58:18,700 --> 01:58:22,000
所以就是干干这行的v

3123
01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:24,430
干这行的v有好多都关注了我

3124
01:58:24,430 --> 01:58:25,900
我当时没涨

3125
01:58:25,900 --> 01:58:29,200
15~20个粉丝里面绝对有两三个都是v啊

3126
01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:30,940
但是不是说大家都是这样的

3127
01:58:30,940 --> 01:58:33,020
只是说里面有确实有这样的

3128
01:58:33,020 --> 01:58:35,750
有那么几个吧

3129
01:58:35,750 --> 01:58:36,680
有那么几个

3130
01:58:36,680 --> 01:58:37,860
但不是很多

3131
01:58:37,860 --> 01:58:39,840
因为我也听人说过

3132
01:58:39,840 --> 01:58:41,580
就是问我

3133
01:58:41,580 --> 01:58:42,780
你跟这个人认识吗

3134
01:58:42,780 --> 01:58:44,040
我说我不太认识啊

3135
01:58:44,040 --> 01:58:45,240
怎么他说这怎么

3136
01:58:45,240 --> 01:58:49,740
今天把我动态从去年的点赞点到今年

3137
01:58:49,740 --> 01:58:52,650
我一看好多消息通知一看全是他一个人

3138
01:58:52,650 --> 01:58:54,420
我还以为是那什么呢

3139
01:58:54,420 --> 01:58:57,630
我还以为是那个那个那个你你朋友呢

3140
01:58:57,630 --> 01:58:58,750
我说不是啊

3141
01:58:58,750 --> 01:58:59,590
怎么了

3142
01:59:01,930 --> 01:59:03,730
我等级跟榜二一样呀

3143
01:59:03,730 --> 01:59:04,750
为什么会这样

3144
01:59:04,750 --> 01:59:06,170
我也不知道啊

3145
01:59:06,170 --> 01:59:07,700
欢迎咕咕鸟

3146
01:59:07,700 --> 01:59:10,910
比如发私信说互关一下好吗

3147
01:59:10,910 --> 01:59:12,350
点赞动态真的吗

3148
01:59:12,350 --> 01:59:16,700
感觉像那个小孩子刷那个b站视频播放量

3149
01:59:16,700 --> 01:59:18,080
这不像那什么呀

3150
01:59:18,080 --> 01:59:19,700
我还以为是暗恋呢

3151
01:59:19,700 --> 01:59:20,600
那你也不好说

3152
01:59:20,600 --> 01:59:23,180
毕竟人家又没直接私信说呀

3153
01:59:23,180 --> 01:59:26,760
好哥哥来我的直播间看一看吧

3154
01:59:26,760 --> 01:59:28,950
好哥哥来我直播间看看吧

3155
01:59:28,950 --> 01:59:30,690
这个你想要的全都有

3156
01:59:30,690 --> 01:59:31,809
福利多多

3157
01:59:31,809 --> 01:59:34,269
这样的话你可以说他直接是挖老头

3158
01:59:34,269 --> 01:59:38,020
但是第一老头不是你的私人财产

3159
01:59:38,020 --> 01:59:40,300
观众有选择自己看什么的权利

3160
01:59:40,300 --> 01:59:43,660
哪怕它不是通过正常的自己刷到视频

3161
01:59:43,660 --> 01:59:45,260
刷到直播点进去

3162
01:59:45,260 --> 01:59:47,060
那也是他有看什么的权利

3163
01:59:47,060 --> 01:59:47,780
主播吧

3164
01:59:47,780 --> 01:59:51,140
他他其实没有什么权利去管这个事情

3165
01:59:51,140 --> 01:59:52,700
但不耽误同行之间

3166
01:59:52,700 --> 01:59:55,540
觉得这种行为挺挺不好的

3167
01:59:55,540 --> 01:59:57,490
但是你要是跟观众说的话

3168
01:59:57,490 --> 01:59:59,170
一顶帽子给你扣上来啊

3169
01:59:59,170 --> 02:00:00,100
观众是吧

3170
02:00:00,100 --> 02:00:02,520
跟你打过敏就是一辈子都是你的人吗

3171
02:00:02,520 --> 02:00:05,900
啊这个你还不让观众去看别的v吗

3172
02:00:05,900 --> 02:00:08,300
你真是什么什么这个又那个了对吧

3173
02:00:08,300 --> 02:00:08,840
你懂吧

3174
02:00:08,840 --> 02:00:12,120
就是很多都是这样的

3175
02:00:12,120 --> 02:00:14,220
好多好多都是这样的

3176
02:00:14,220 --> 02:00:16,260
所以就是卡在一个灰色地带

3177
02:00:16,260 --> 02:00:18,390
你去你去攻击他

3178
02:00:18,390 --> 02:00:20,190
他就会查你什么

3179
02:00:20,190 --> 02:00:20,550
哎呀

3180
02:00:20,550 --> 02:00:23,469
从来都没有想过这种事情的

3181
02:00:23,469 --> 02:00:25,809
没有想到你是这么想我的

3182
02:00:25,809 --> 02:00:28,569
哎呀大家大家怎么哎呀

3183
02:00:28,569 --> 02:00:29,809
我们都是女生

3184
02:00:29,809 --> 02:00:31,909
怎么用这样不好的想法想我

3185
02:00:31,909 --> 02:00:34,080
你来跟我吃劲了

3186
02:00:34,080 --> 02:00:34,650
哎呦

3187
02:00:34,650 --> 02:00:36,180
用这种阴暗的想法想我

3188
02:00:36,180 --> 02:00:37,080
你不会也是这样

3189
02:00:37,080 --> 02:00:38,820
你不会也要做这样的事情吧

3190
02:00:38,820 --> 02:00:39,820
你真可怕

3191
02:00:39,820 --> 02:00:42,640
面面我就很怕被这么一茬呀

3192
02:00:42,640 --> 02:00:45,360
我受不了就不会天都哭哭啼啼的

3193
02:00:45,360 --> 02:00:46,800
我整个人心都发火

3194
02:00:46,800 --> 02:00:48,060
想给他两榔头翻

3195
02:00:48,060 --> 02:00:48,960
所以我就不行

3196
02:00:48,960 --> 02:00:49,680
你知道吧

3197
02:00:49,680 --> 02:00:51,680
主播主播就不行了

3198
02:00:51,680 --> 02:00:54,170
哈哈主播主播就搞不了

3199
02:00:54,170 --> 02:00:55,670
所以说这种事情吧

3200
02:00:55,670 --> 02:00:59,090
你要说同行之间知不知道他为啥呢

3201
02:00:59,090 --> 02:00:59,870
那心知肚明

3202
02:00:59,870 --> 02:01:01,190
那谁都知道他是为啥

3203
02:01:01,190 --> 02:01:02,740
那能不能拿上来说呢

3204
02:01:02,740 --> 02:01:04,060
拿不上来说一说

3205
02:01:04,060 --> 02:01:04,780
他就骂你

3206
02:01:04,780 --> 02:01:05,500
他骂你怎么办

3207
02:01:05,500 --> 02:01:06,460
他当绿茶

3208
02:01:06,460 --> 02:01:07,930
然后他还他锁面

3209
02:01:07,930 --> 02:01:09,160
他锁完面之后

3210
02:01:09,160 --> 02:01:10,460
他他还能结晶

3211
02:01:10,460 --> 02:01:12,140
他能在直播间收大米

3212
02:01:12,140 --> 02:01:13,040
反观主播

3213
02:01:13,040 --> 02:01:14,810
主播坐在这边对吧

3214
02:01:14,810 --> 02:01:16,040
主播坐在这边

3215
02:01:16,040 --> 02:01:19,760
这个这个这个舰长都很少啊

3216
02:01:19,760 --> 02:01:20,540
这就很正常

3217
02:01:20,540 --> 02:01:21,380
你知道吧

3218
02:01:21,380 --> 02:01:22,520
很心这

3219
02:01:25,160 --> 02:01:26,020
很优越

3220
02:01:26,110 --> 02:01:28,200
说的对咩咩

3221
02:01:28,200 --> 02:01:30,810
但我也不知道大家怎么想这件事

3222
02:01:30,810 --> 02:01:32,220
主播头上怎么等

3223
02:01:32,220 --> 02:01:33,360
任大一问号呢

3224
02:01:33,360 --> 02:01:34,800
刚才看视频顶上了

3225
02:01:34,800 --> 02:01:35,400
帮我摘下来

3226
02:01:35,400 --> 02:01:36,460
还挺顺的

3227
02:01:36,460 --> 02:01:37,600
挺沉的

3228
02:01:39,040 --> 02:01:40,660
你直接报名字吧

3229
02:01:40,660 --> 02:01:42,680
我怎么报名字啊

3230
02:01:42,680 --> 02:01:43,370
不能报

3231
02:01:43,370 --> 02:01:44,360
咋报名字

3232
02:01:44,360 --> 02:01:45,620
报名字混不混了

3233
02:01:45,620 --> 02:01:47,060
直接开黑是吧

3234
02:01:47,060 --> 02:01:51,260
我看到那种直播间都上套餐的套餐

3235
02:01:51,260 --> 02:01:54,059
多的比那个原神主播的直播间

3236
02:01:54,059 --> 02:01:57,040
带干的套餐种类还多是吧

3237
02:01:58,220 --> 02:02:00,580
哎那个那个套餐多的

3238
02:02:00,580 --> 02:02:03,260
比那个原神的套餐种类还多

3239
02:02:03,260 --> 02:02:05,540
那个原神代肝挂的已经够多了

3240
02:02:05,540 --> 02:02:08,120
vip直播间挂的比他更多是吧

3241
02:02:09,000 --> 02:02:11,000
谢谢小时走神乐的打call

3242
02:02:11,000 --> 02:02:11,810
感谢支持

3243
02:02:11,810 --> 02:02:15,620
欢迎文件还就那个舰长小主打一个舰长手啊

3244
02:02:15,620 --> 02:02:19,299
主打一个舰长上都是大家的小号

3245
02:02:19,299 --> 02:02:22,179
大家一个人人均两个舰长挂在大航海里

3246
02:02:22,179 --> 02:02:23,960
你看176 70

3247
02:02:23,960 --> 02:02:25,700
其实不到百舰的

3248
02:02:25,700 --> 02:02:27,140
大家人均都是俩号

3249
02:02:27,140 --> 02:02:33,040
挂在我大航海里面哎

3250
02:02:33,320 --> 02:02:36,560
哼然后就不太怎么这么严重啊

3251
02:02:36,560 --> 02:02:37,520
坐牢了

3252
02:02:37,520 --> 02:02:38,780
大家早呀

3253
02:02:38,780 --> 02:02:41,760
千叶早早早清醒了

3254
02:02:42,640 --> 02:02:44,040
这菜太严重了

3255
02:02:44,040 --> 02:02:45,660
我今天唱歌就感觉不对劲

3256
02:02:45,660 --> 02:02:46,260
你知道吧

3257
02:02:46,260 --> 02:02:49,040
你去麦当当吃的吃的什么东西啊

3258
02:02:49,130 --> 02:02:52,700
现在感觉肯德基除了星期四的时候存在感高

3259
02:02:52,700 --> 02:02:56,100
剩下的时候好像大家都听比较喜欢麦当劳了

3260
02:02:56,100 --> 02:02:58,140
但我还是坚定了肯德基的

3261
02:02:58,140 --> 02:03:00,000
我是坚定的肯德基派

3262
02:03:00,000 --> 02:03:02,020
so sweet dreaming

3263
02:03:02,020 --> 02:03:05,140
没我就一个号主播的结晶能力这么强大吗

3264
02:03:05,140 --> 02:03:07,180
不是是夸张夸张手法

3265
02:03:07,180 --> 02:03:11,120
但起码也得有个20个十来个大家的小号吧

3266
02:03:11,120 --> 02:03:14,750
因为之前有补那个大航海礼物的

3267
02:03:14,750 --> 02:03:18,240
之前补大航海礼物的话是为了方便统计

3268
02:03:18,240 --> 02:03:20,280
是希望大家开新号上舰

3269
02:03:20,280 --> 02:03:23,670
这样的话你可以直接写在这个里面

3270
02:03:23,670 --> 02:03:26,700
这样会比较简单

3271
02:03:28,040 --> 02:03:29,140
大师直播

3272
02:03:29,140 --> 02:03:30,700
童节还没你开播高

3273
02:03:30,700 --> 02:03:32,920
不知道他是怎么坚持下来的

3274
02:03:35,480 --> 02:03:38,140
人的要求总是会逐渐降低的嘛

3275
02:03:38,140 --> 02:03:39,520
比如说我现在同阶

3276
02:03:39,520 --> 02:03:41,620
为什么一下变成370多了呀

3277
02:03:41,620 --> 02:03:43,920
本来不是170多吗

3278
02:03:43,920 --> 02:03:44,940
这不是卡bug了

3279
02:03:44,940 --> 02:03:46,560
怎么变370多了

3280
02:03:46,560 --> 02:03:47,760
咋忽然这么多人呢

3281
02:03:47,760 --> 02:03:49,980
大家关注棉绵喵

3282
02:03:49,980 --> 02:03:52,730
关注绵绵红豆尼里嘎多喵

3283
02:03:52,730 --> 02:03:55,600
为啥忽然变这么多人了

3284
02:03:55,600 --> 02:03:57,340
应该是折半吧

3285
02:03:57,340 --> 02:03:58,810
这个bug一卡的话

3286
02:03:58,810 --> 02:04:02,200
一下子会把那个同阶一下搞翻倍了

3287
02:04:02,200 --> 02:04:03,260
你知道吧

3288
02:04:03,500 --> 02:04:05,420
现在显示378

3289
02:04:05,420 --> 02:04:07,680
实际应该是200多人嗯

3290
02:04:09,080 --> 02:04:10,480
优越都不理你

3291
02:04:10,480 --> 02:04:11,680
直接跑了

3292
02:04:11,680 --> 02:04:14,320
可能是不想被认知啊

3293
02:04:14,320 --> 02:04:16,740
可能不想被认知

3294
02:04:17,180 --> 02:04:19,240
大主播同学就是多啊

3295
02:04:19,240 --> 02:04:20,560
咱这不是没有同接的

3296
02:04:20,560 --> 02:04:24,300
现在基本上大主播都得个三四百起步吧

3297
02:04:24,300 --> 02:04:28,150
一开头的100多的就算比较小的了

3298
02:04:29,510 --> 02:04:30,670
算法改了

3299
02:04:30,670 --> 02:04:34,090
在直播间就算不是是我这边后台看的数据

3300
02:04:34,090 --> 02:04:36,860
大家看的数据跟我的不一样

3301
02:04:36,860 --> 02:04:40,100
大4年老头有一手的能不同节少吗

3302
02:04:40,100 --> 02:04:42,940
我只知道他之前有一个那个呃

3303
02:04:42,940 --> 02:04:45,280
因为您的什么发言太那个什么

3304
02:04:45,280 --> 02:04:47,800
然后以后不会再回复您的评论之类的

3305
02:04:47,800 --> 02:04:49,240
老被老被复读

3306
02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:54,740
这个我知道这个让你大主播同阶

3307
02:04:54,740 --> 02:04:56,420
不知道同传可能挺多的

3308
02:04:56,420 --> 02:04:57,800
我直播间也有同传啊

3309
02:04:57,800 --> 02:04:59,510
有那个忠义忠啊

3310
02:04:59,510 --> 02:05:03,800
主播在台上说真的很谢谢大家的支持

3311
02:05:03,800 --> 02:05:04,700
大家陪伴

3312
02:05:04,700 --> 02:05:06,020
我真的好开心

3313
02:05:06,020 --> 02:05:07,730
今天跟大家聊天也很高兴

3314
02:05:07,730 --> 02:05:11,750
下面就会有人同传说主播今天恰到大米了

3315
02:05:11,750 --> 02:05:12,350
很满意

3316
02:05:12,350 --> 02:05:14,210
主播看着今天的流水下播

3317
02:05:14,210 --> 02:05:16,240
偷偷的猫在被窝里笑出了声

3318
02:05:16,240 --> 02:05:18,040
大家继续努力工作

3319
02:05:18,040 --> 02:05:20,080
给肥猫上供园子

3320
02:05:20,080 --> 02:05:23,040
肥猫每天下播都会笑的这么淫的

3321
02:05:23,040 --> 02:05:28,400
而主播说明年的今天呢也希望跟大家一起度过

3322
02:05:28,400 --> 02:05:28,850
呃

3323
02:05:28,850 --> 02:05:31,760
已经是主播跟大家的第二个跨年啦

3324
02:05:31,760 --> 02:05:34,460
在过年的时候会许什么样的愿望呢

3325
02:05:34,460 --> 02:05:36,960
希望明年也可以给艳艳人带来更好的直播

3326
02:05:36,960 --> 02:05:40,350
然后这时候主播直播间的同传就要出动了

3327
02:05:40,350 --> 02:05:42,780
米涅米亚对今年的营收很满意

3328
02:05:42,780 --> 02:05:45,340
米涅米亚今年今年赚了很多的钱

3329
02:05:45,340 --> 02:05:46,270
咩咩啊

3330
02:05:46,270 --> 02:05:49,540
今年呢按照这个虚假的流水来算

3331
02:05:49,540 --> 02:05:51,880
平均每个月都是六位数的流水

3332
02:05:51,880 --> 02:05:53,140
明年再接再厉啊

3333
02:05:53,140 --> 02:05:57,099
希望明年可以明年平均每个月七位数创造历史

3334
02:05:57,099 --> 02:06:01,080
成为这个v区最新最潮最in的时尚结晶体

3335
02:06:01,080 --> 02:06:03,480
掐掐那个大园子来

3336
02:06:03,480 --> 02:06:04,320
2289

3337
02:06:04,320 --> 02:06:06,240
然后同传就开始上班了

3338
02:06:06,240 --> 02:06:07,059
你知道吧

3339
02:06:07,759 --> 02:06:08,979
怎么说

3340
02:06:08,979 --> 02:06:10,539
这个没关系的

3341
02:06:10,539 --> 02:06:12,380
虽然今天好像没有什么

3342
02:06:12,380 --> 02:06:13,040
你说了

3343
02:06:13,040 --> 02:06:15,140
但是之后我们也要到下班时间了

3344
02:06:15,140 --> 02:06:16,040
整理一下状态

3345
02:06:16,040 --> 02:06:17,949
然后下播剪剪切片啊

3346
02:06:17,949 --> 02:06:20,439
这个这个明天明天再来吧

3347
02:06:20,439 --> 02:06:21,309
晚上再来吧

3348
02:06:21,309 --> 02:06:23,889
我们晚上见同传又开始上班了

3349
02:06:23,889 --> 02:06:24,879
同传说什么呢

3350
02:06:24,879 --> 02:06:27,070
同传说哎呀咩咩呀

3351
02:06:27,070 --> 02:06:27,550
这一看

3352
02:06:27,550 --> 02:06:29,710
今天上播电费钱都没赚出来

3353
02:06:29,710 --> 02:06:33,780
下播之后偷偷的偷偷的随机抽取一个页岩人

3354
02:06:33,780 --> 02:06:35,600
扎小人

3355
02:06:35,600 --> 02:06:39,309
下播之后扭曲的咬着这个自己的袖子啊

3356
02:06:39,309 --> 02:06:41,919
这啊怎么回事啊

3357
02:06:41,919 --> 02:06:44,900
难道我的结界魔法失效了吗

3358
02:06:44,900 --> 02:06:46,400
怎么会这样呢

3359
02:06:46,400 --> 02:06:48,470
不行明天要上强度

3360
02:06:48,470 --> 02:06:50,420
这就下播去熬一锅魔药啊

3361
02:06:50,420 --> 02:06:51,740
给大家灌点迷魂汤

3362
02:06:51,740 --> 02:06:54,320
看看晚上晚上有没有效果

3363
02:06:54,320 --> 02:06:57,580
然后就是就就懂吧懂吧

3364
02:06:57,580 --> 02:06:59,770
这就是我们直播间的同传啊

3365
02:06:59,770 --> 02:07:03,779
有的时候觉得中日日日益终是也好

3366
02:07:03,779 --> 02:07:05,699
英译中的中译英也好

3367
02:07:05,699 --> 02:07:09,780
这些同船只是跨越了使用工具的限制

3368
02:07:09,780 --> 02:07:11,940
但是米娅米娅直播间的综艺中

3369
02:07:11,940 --> 02:07:14,400
同传主打一个毒心呀

3370
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:19,190
往最阴暗的角落去读米亚米亚星主播在台上说

3371
02:07:19,190 --> 02:07:20,820
最喜欢大家了

3372
02:07:20,820 --> 02:07:25,940
同传在下面传米娅米娅最喜欢大家的米啦

3373
02:07:28,080 --> 02:07:32,400
我都知道燕人主打一个主打一个阴师啊

3374
02:07:32,400 --> 02:07:33,900
人阴湿的程度

3375
02:07:33,900 --> 02:07:38,950
就像那个就像那个回南天的广东的墙一样

3376
02:07:39,015 --> 02:07:40,990
表面看不出来啥

3377
02:07:40,990 --> 02:07:41,950
你拿布一擦

3378
02:07:41,950 --> 02:07:43,300
哗啦啦往下淌水

3379
02:07:43,300 --> 02:07:44,470
就是这种感觉

3380
02:07:44,470 --> 02:07:45,190
你懂吧

3381
02:07:45,190 --> 02:07:47,490
我们阉人主打一个阴湿

3382
02:07:47,610 --> 02:07:49,680
就这样的感觉

3383
02:07:49,680 --> 02:07:51,000
我服了

3384
02:07:51,025 --> 02:07:53,010
也没翻译错吧

3385
02:07:53,010 --> 02:07:55,170
根本没有一点是对的呀

3386
02:07:55,170 --> 02:07:58,300
主播都披上了虚拟的面具了

3387
02:07:58,300 --> 02:08:01,090
还需要这个这个口不对心吗

3388
02:08:01,090 --> 02:08:03,340
就算是我口不对心什么

3389
02:08:03,340 --> 02:08:04,960
就算是我说了什么话

3390
02:08:04,960 --> 02:08:07,940
你也不能透过网线啪啪给我两巴掌

3391
02:08:07,940 --> 02:08:10,850
所以我说的肯定是真话呀

3392
02:08:10,850 --> 02:08:13,520
那就不相信我说的是真话呢

3393
02:08:13,520 --> 02:08:14,700
怎么回事呢

3394
02:08:14,700 --> 02:08:16,020
怎么回事呢

3395
02:08:16,020 --> 02:08:19,180
哈哈哈哎没收到

3396
02:08:19,180 --> 02:08:20,800
米开始攻击烟烟人了

3397
02:08:20,800 --> 02:08:23,530
什么烟雨译汉语读心术是吧

3398
02:08:23,530 --> 02:08:24,820
什么心理学家

3399
02:08:26,720 --> 02:08:28,210
同传干得好

3400
02:08:28,210 --> 02:08:30,490
主播还得兼职干自己的同传

3401
02:08:30,490 --> 02:08:32,960
没见过主播这么辛苦的主播

3402
02:08:32,960 --> 02:08:35,630
上次发发动态招路灯

3403
02:08:35,630 --> 02:08:36,410
被大家骂

3404
02:08:36,410 --> 02:08:38,660
说主播就不能自己登嘛

3405
02:08:38,660 --> 02:08:41,540
主播已经当了字幕组的什么

3406
02:08:41,540 --> 02:08:44,780
已经到了字幕组的封面美工

3407
02:08:44,780 --> 02:08:48,440
文案策划选段切片字幕特效

3408
02:08:48,440 --> 02:08:51,860
主播还得给自己当路灯啊

3409
02:08:51,860 --> 02:08:56,280
主播干脆直接明天毕业去那个大主播

3410
02:08:56,280 --> 02:08:59,080
大主播字幕组里面应聘组长算了

3411
02:08:59,080 --> 02:09:00,460
我在给自己当路灯

3412
02:09:00,460 --> 02:09:01,960
我应聘组长得了

3413
02:09:01,960 --> 02:09:05,980
哎哟直播间有家与大佬吗

3414
02:09:05,980 --> 02:09:09,010
同传救救招路灯

3415
02:09:09,010 --> 02:09:12,700
什么哎没有招解说招主持2289招路灯

3416
02:09:12,700 --> 02:09:13,910
招十轴

3417
02:09:15,949 --> 02:09:19,329
噩梦的心动盲盒的两个觉醒绶带

3418
02:09:19,329 --> 02:09:20,289
感谢支持

3419
02:09:20,289 --> 02:09:20,949
阿里嘎

3420
02:09:20,949 --> 02:09:21,249
多

3421
02:09:21,249 --> 02:09:22,209
谢谢谢谢

3422
02:09:22,209 --> 02:09:24,320
不是挂资本家的路灯

3423
02:09:24,320 --> 02:09:26,940
哎我服了

3424
02:09:26,940 --> 02:09:27,540
就是

3425
02:09:29,640 --> 02:09:35,520
跳转的你知不知道跳转的主播切片的大黑边

3426
02:09:35,520 --> 02:09:37,220
还想当组长啊

3427
02:09:37,220 --> 02:09:39,980
可以没有黑边的主播再倒进去

3428
02:09:39,980 --> 02:09:42,080
再倒出来一次就没黑边了

3429
02:09:42,080 --> 02:09:43,520
主播知道怎么没黑边

3430
02:09:43,520 --> 02:09:45,040
但自己懒得搞了

3431
02:09:45,040 --> 02:09:47,200
大家凑合看就得了

3432
02:09:47,200 --> 02:09:48,520
有有就不错了

3433
02:09:48,520 --> 02:09:49,540
有就不错了

3434
02:09:49,540 --> 02:09:53,730
怎么办哈哈为什么永远抽到这个别呀别呀

3435
02:09:53,730 --> 02:09:56,400
你现在我们直播间只剩下你啊

3436
02:09:56,400 --> 02:09:59,420
不我们直播间只剩你抽那个心动盲盒

3437
02:09:59,420 --> 02:10:03,300
百分百出出这个绝选秀带了已经不错了

3438
02:10:03,300 --> 02:10:06,000
他们都是一抽就棉花糖电影票

3439
02:10:06,000 --> 02:10:07,680
我不信狂徒贼给他表演一下

3440
02:10:07,680 --> 02:10:08,860
狂徒贼在不在

3441
02:10:09,799 --> 02:10:12,699
我们直播间有百抽百中电影票的

3442
02:10:12,699 --> 02:10:13,899
就是100抽

3443
02:10:13,899 --> 02:10:15,699
起码得有个80抽是电影票

3444
02:10:15,699 --> 02:10:20,280
他那个概率别人只认皮套是吧

3445
02:10:20,280 --> 02:10:23,220
那这下更不能毕业把自己皮套开源给你们

3446
02:10:23,220 --> 02:10:25,800
开源给你们之后下真被优化了怎么办

3447
02:10:25,800 --> 02:10:28,370
我害怕我不想被优化

3448
02:10:28,370 --> 02:10:29,570
我不想被优化

3449
02:10:29,570 --> 02:10:31,640
就是时间轴传送门啦

3450
02:10:31,640 --> 02:10:35,450
比如我现在第两个小时十分钟33秒

3451
02:10:35,450 --> 02:10:36,940
我说米呀米呀

3452
02:10:36,940 --> 02:10:38,260
最喜欢炎炎人了

3453
02:10:38,260 --> 02:10:39,520
亨格尼戴斯ki

3454
02:10:39,520 --> 02:10:42,580
然后这个史官正义史官就记录下来

3455
02:10:42,580 --> 02:10:45,580
零二点点十点点四二啊

3456
02:10:45,580 --> 02:10:48,340
米娅米娅说自己喜欢燕燕人立了字

3457
02:10:48,340 --> 02:10:49,240
据望周知

3458
02:10:49,240 --> 02:10:49,480
对

3459
02:10:49,480 --> 02:10:50,800
这就是路灯

3460
02:10:50,800 --> 02:10:54,000
对主播剪视频怎么剪出来

3461
02:10:54,000 --> 02:10:56,160
黑边黑边是我的防伪标志

3462
02:10:56,160 --> 02:10:57,690
不得不品尝啊

3463
02:10:57,690 --> 02:10:59,700
黑边是我的防伪标志

3464
02:10:59,700 --> 02:11:00,820
不得不品尝

3465
02:11:00,820 --> 02:11:03,400
我拥立沈老师当心的咩咩啊

3466
02:11:03,400 --> 02:11:03,880
他不行

3467
02:11:03,880 --> 02:11:06,140
他没有我身上那股不媚宅的劲儿

3468
02:11:06,190 --> 02:11:07,220
真的吗

3469
02:11:07,220 --> 02:11:09,920
就是他他那个什么人家一说给他上提督

3470
02:11:09,920 --> 02:11:10,820
他马上就真的吗

3471
02:11:10,820 --> 02:11:11,960
宝宝真的吗

3472
02:11:11,960 --> 02:11:12,860
真的好爱你

3473
02:11:12,860 --> 02:11:13,940
他就肯定会要这样子

3474
02:11:13,940 --> 02:11:14,480
你知道吗

3475
02:11:14,480 --> 02:11:16,000
主播主播不会的

3476
02:11:16,000 --> 02:11:17,320
主播不会这样的

3477
02:11:17,320 --> 02:11:18,580
但是沈老师就会啊

3478
02:11:18,580 --> 02:11:20,920
他肯定马上就开始就是恶心

3479
02:11:20,920 --> 02:11:23,140
不过别人就开始叫宝宝知道了

3480
02:11:24,940 --> 02:11:26,800
这个只有歌回头做的意义吧

3481
02:11:26,800 --> 02:11:28,480
不是这个是给我看的

3482
02:11:28,480 --> 02:11:30,940
给我看我来选切什么地方

3483
02:11:30,940 --> 02:11:32,110
这是给我看的

3484
02:11:32,110 --> 02:11:33,700
不是歌回的

3485
02:11:33,700 --> 02:11:36,389
切片是要选段的嗯

3486
02:11:38,469 --> 02:11:40,829
主播故意用pr调的黑边

3487
02:11:40,829 --> 02:11:42,389
这是主播的防伪标志

3488
02:11:42,389 --> 02:11:43,229
不得不品尝

3489
02:11:43,229 --> 02:11:45,399
你看你看他在这宝别乱说

3490
02:11:45,399 --> 02:11:45,879
看到没

3491
02:11:45,879 --> 02:11:47,859
他就是这样的拆穿他心虚了

3492
02:11:47,859 --> 02:11:50,520
在这边宝宝别乱说

3493
02:11:52,240 --> 02:11:54,140
我选天顶之星天哪

3494
02:11:54,140 --> 02:11:55,310
这是一心为社团

3495
02:11:55,310 --> 02:11:57,500
要不是他不想来当这个米米啊

3496
02:11:57,500 --> 02:11:59,600
主播出道的时候就不是我了

3497
02:12:00,299 --> 02:12:03,839
要不是他他他对当虚拟主播没什么兴趣

3498
02:12:03,839 --> 02:12:05,339
出道的应该就不是我了

3499
02:12:05,339 --> 02:12:10,200
应该就是他了嗯

3500
02:12:10,900 --> 02:12:12,000
有点小饿

3501
02:12:12,000 --> 02:12:14,760
大家有点饿了

3502
02:12:16,240 --> 02:12:18,900
哈还有没有

3503
02:12:18,900 --> 02:12:19,800
刚才点了歌

3504
02:12:19,800 --> 02:12:21,690
但是我没有放的呀

3505
02:12:21,690 --> 02:12:23,880
告诉我你说的对

3506
02:12:23,880 --> 02:12:28,140
但是无畏契约瓦罗兰特是由那个拳头出品的

3507
02:12:28,140 --> 02:12:29,280
一款什么什么

3508
02:12:29,280 --> 02:12:30,220
后面忘了

3509
02:12:30,220 --> 02:12:32,380
最后这个关注瓦罗兰特

3510
02:12:32,380 --> 02:12:35,650
谢谢喵关注瓦罗兰特轰动亚力感怎么样

3511
02:12:35,650 --> 02:12:36,720
谢谢

3512
02:12:43,300 --> 02:12:44,940
那我选梦瑶老师

3513
02:12:44,940 --> 02:12:49,600
他会帮什么背帮规带兄弟们考研

3514
02:12:49,760 --> 02:12:52,240
你们都是考研党啊

3515
02:12:52,240 --> 02:12:54,700
你们你们都是考研党啊

3516
02:12:54,700 --> 02:12:57,980
我还以为主播在直播间是比较大的了

3517
02:12:57,980 --> 02:12:59,420
主播都17岁了

3518
02:12:59,420 --> 02:13:01,800
主播还比大家小这么多呀

3519
02:13:01,800 --> 02:13:04,830
那你们对着17岁的小主播啊

3520
02:13:04,830 --> 02:13:06,480
一边考研一边发癫

3521
02:13:06,480 --> 02:13:08,280
一边叫17岁的女生班吧

3522
02:13:08,280 --> 02:13:10,710
你们不会觉得有一种背德感吗

3523
02:13:11,350 --> 02:13:12,390
有点饿了

3524
02:13:12,390 --> 02:13:13,290
等于快打米

3525
02:13:13,290 --> 02:13:16,050
不是我是我是在看下播时间

3526
02:13:16,050 --> 02:13:17,550
我们还有一首歌的时间

3527
02:13:17,550 --> 02:13:19,480
就舰长加班都加完了

3528
02:13:19,480 --> 02:13:22,420
我就可以下播吃饭去了

3529
02:13:22,420 --> 02:13:24,160
我们不是一个半小时嘛

3530
02:13:24,160 --> 02:13:30,820
然后三个舰长加多久加加那个加加加加那个

3531
02:13:30,820 --> 02:13:33,380
我看一下佳佳45分钟

3532
02:13:33,380 --> 02:13:34,520
然后马上就到了

3533
02:13:34,520 --> 02:13:36,020
我可以下播吃饭了

3534
02:13:36,020 --> 02:13:37,580
谢谢栗子子的心动

3535
02:13:37,580 --> 02:13:38,900
盲盒的七彩权杖

3536
02:13:38,900 --> 02:13:39,920
捏红豆泥

3537
02:13:39,920 --> 02:13:40,670
阿里嘎多

3538
02:13:40,670 --> 02:13:41,630
感谢支持

3539
02:13:41,630 --> 02:13:43,490
50秒就别提示我了

3540
02:13:43,490 --> 02:13:45,660
我不想知道50米

3541
02:13:45,660 --> 02:13:46,740
还告诉我一下

3542
02:13:46,740 --> 02:13:48,060
百强都有奖励是吧

3543
02:13:48,060 --> 02:13:48,960
你还有视频啊

3544
02:13:51,540 --> 02:13:53,790
哦对哦对哦

3545
02:13:53,790 --> 02:13:55,860
同传加班快完了

3546
02:13:55,860 --> 02:13:56,700
快再上一个

3547
02:13:56,700 --> 02:13:57,660
真的在吃饭

3548
02:13:57,660 --> 02:13:59,400
真的真的要吃饭了

3549
02:13:59,400 --> 02:14:01,620
我今天做完那个饭没吃两口

3550
02:14:01,620 --> 02:14:04,000
我就把他塞冰箱里面的

3551
02:14:04,000 --> 02:14:05,320
想逃诶

3552
02:14:05,320 --> 02:14:06,930
这不能吃饭是吧

3553
02:14:06,930 --> 02:14:07,890
骗不到了

3554
02:14:07,890 --> 02:14:08,970
难过下播了

3555
02:14:08,970 --> 02:14:10,050
别乱翻译啊

3556
02:14:10,050 --> 02:14:13,860
你看我把这个同传主播的这个能力交给了大家

3557
02:14:13,860 --> 02:14:15,559
大家就开始乱翻译了

3558
02:14:15,559 --> 02:14:17,539
然后我们最后看一下这个视频

3559
02:14:17,539 --> 02:14:19,820
是正好最后看一下这个链

3560
02:14:20,800 --> 02:14:23,460
主播主播把饭碗端上来吃饭

3561
02:14:23,460 --> 02:14:24,480
大家给主播

3562
02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:25,440
那什么是吧

3563
02:14:25,440 --> 02:14:26,280
给主播加班

3564
02:14:26,280 --> 02:14:28,829
加到加到加到半个小时之后

3565
02:14:28,829 --> 02:14:29,729
逼着主播端饭

3566
02:14:29,729 --> 02:14:30,629
晚上来吃饭

3567
02:14:30,629 --> 02:14:33,590
哈哈哈哎喜欢听主播哭

3568
02:14:33,590 --> 02:14:34,790
我喜欢看主播

3569
02:14:34,790 --> 02:14:36,380
主播玩恐怖游戏

3570
02:14:36,380 --> 02:14:37,670
喜欢看视频

3571
02:14:37,670 --> 02:14:39,140
还喜欢听吃饭

3572
02:14:39,140 --> 02:14:40,280
喜欢听锁面

3573
02:14:40,280 --> 02:14:40,910
大家怎么

3574
02:14:40,910 --> 02:14:42,950
除了主播正常直播

3575
02:14:42,950 --> 02:14:45,110
正常跟大家欢欢乐乐的聊天

3576
02:14:45,110 --> 02:14:47,410
正常头脑飞速运转

3577
02:14:47,410 --> 02:14:49,840
妈妈生的之外都喜欢呀

3578
02:14:49,840 --> 02:14:51,040
是不是这种环节太少

3579
02:14:51,040 --> 02:14:52,060
物以稀为贵呀

3580
02:14:52,060 --> 02:14:54,500
我要抽主播的珍宝

3581
02:14:54,500 --> 02:14:55,190
你抽吧

3582
02:14:55,190 --> 02:14:56,630
你抽不到金对吧

3583
02:14:56,630 --> 02:14:58,240
你抽不到金

3584
02:14:58,900 --> 02:15:02,640
我记得我记得db上个赛季给我打比赛

3585
02:15:02,640 --> 02:15:05,849
他跟我打游戏说胜率每掉1%

3586
02:15:05,849 --> 02:15:06,869
欠我一个舰长啊

3587
02:15:06,869 --> 02:15:09,509
上个赛季好像最后是88%的胜率啊

3588
02:15:09,509 --> 02:15:10,589
你记得你懂吧

3589
02:15:10,589 --> 02:15:11,669
你要抽到一个金啊

3590
02:15:11,669 --> 02:15:13,000
你抽不到金的话

3591
02:15:14,239 --> 02:15:16,419
不然大家该喜欢什么

3592
02:15:16,419 --> 02:15:19,630
那大家大家我不知道大家喜欢什么呀

3593
02:15:19,630 --> 02:15:22,390
主播就喜欢教观众该喜欢什么

3594
02:15:22,390 --> 02:15:22,990
我可没有

3595
02:15:22,990 --> 02:15:23,770
别给我扣帽子

3596
02:15:23,770 --> 02:15:24,730
我不知道咩

3597
02:15:24,730 --> 02:15:26,410
我不知道美女你可以喜欢

3598
02:15:26,410 --> 02:15:27,250
你可以喜欢

3599
02:15:27,250 --> 02:15:29,660
但是现实总是面对无奈和心酸

3600
02:15:29,660 --> 02:15:31,640
看完视频我要下播吃饭了

3601
02:15:31,640 --> 02:15:33,680
你不喜欢不

3602
02:15:33,680 --> 02:15:35,420
这他妈可是最近最大的官

3603
02:15:35,420 --> 02:15:37,730
你反应能不能大点

3604
02:15:37,730 --> 02:15:39,110
你是不是嫉妒我呀

3605
02:15:39,110 --> 02:15:44,050
敢问你在哪高就啊就在这诶

3606
02:15:44,050 --> 02:15:46,060
天蓬是我小看你了

3607
02:15:46,060 --> 02:15:48,260
天蓬这么帅的没边儿了

3608
02:15:48,420 --> 02:15:51,480
是报上天天上报社

3609
02:15:53,680 --> 02:15:54,940
除了天上日报的任务

3610
02:15:54,940 --> 02:15:56,800
错误的发现还成其实

3611
02:15:56,800 --> 02:15:58,840
但实际上还有另一个兄弟

3612
02:15:58,840 --> 02:15:59,560
对不起

3613
02:15:59,560 --> 02:16:00,880
下三路真的很好笑

3614
02:16:00,880 --> 02:16:02,560
头上制造留言

3615
02:16:02,560 --> 02:16:03,490
捕风捉影

3616
02:16:03,490 --> 02:16:04,420
无中生有

3617
02:16:04,420 --> 02:16:06,100
这才是我的主营业务

3618
02:16:06,100 --> 02:16:07,180
这是k吧

3619
02:16:07,180 --> 02:16:08,380
这是这个声音

3620
02:16:08,380 --> 02:16:09,250
很耳熟啊

3621
02:16:09,250 --> 02:16:12,140
你们豆跟我家红还要人事撞了

3622
02:16:12,140 --> 02:16:13,610
你占卜一些消息诶

3623
02:16:13,610 --> 02:16:15,800
这不是你最近在追的那个小鲜肉吗

3624
02:16:15,800 --> 02:16:17,540
哪吒对她好像整过容

3625
02:16:17,540 --> 02:16:17,780
诶

3626
02:16:17,780 --> 02:16:18,440
不会吧

3627
02:16:18,440 --> 02:16:20,270
听说他脸上动过刀子

3628
02:16:20,270 --> 02:16:22,610
老子他妈全身都动过刀子

3629
02:16:24,020 --> 02:16:25,220
身体势头很猛

3630
02:16:25,220 --> 02:16:26,840
都没人买我的寿桃了

3631
02:16:26,840 --> 02:16:27,980
搞他一手吧

3632
02:16:27,980 --> 02:16:28,760
听说了吗

3633
02:16:28,760 --> 02:16:30,080
老头现在有人提出问题

3634
02:16:30,080 --> 02:16:31,720
之风日下不是这个

3635
02:16:33,040 --> 02:16:34,900
别啊这这视频能放吗

3636
02:16:34,900 --> 02:16:37,650
这他在他的爱是什么啊

3637
02:16:37,650 --> 02:16:38,250
气死我了

3638
02:16:38,250 --> 02:16:40,110
这些人先杀技术下的记

3639
02:16:40,110 --> 02:16:40,830
千里眼

3640
02:16:40,830 --> 02:16:41,580
顺风耳

3641
02:16:41,580 --> 02:16:44,250
给新来的员工科普一下魔杀的八条戒律

3642
02:16:44,250 --> 02:16:46,820
一剑竟只在客户面前语无伦次

3643
02:16:46,820 --> 02:16:48,440
长长长长长长长长

3644
02:16:48,440 --> 02:16:49,040
娥仙子

3645
02:16:49,040 --> 02:16:50,900
今天也有凡间即兴吗

3646
02:16:50,900 --> 02:16:52,400
对请帮我寄到生日村

3647
02:16:52,400 --> 02:16:53,660
生日村已经没了

3648
02:16:53,660 --> 02:16:54,890
天上岁月无限

3649
02:16:54,890 --> 02:16:56,120
眼见沧海桑田

3650
02:16:56,120 --> 02:16:56,720
社会存

3651
02:16:56,720 --> 02:16:57,800
现在改名叫高老庄了

3652
02:16:57,800 --> 02:16:59,300
那就帮我寄到高老庄吧

3653
02:16:59,300 --> 02:17:00,080
第二界

3654
02:17:00,080 --> 02:17:02,590
高老庄不是他的老家吗

3655
02:17:02,590 --> 02:17:04,630
卧槽这人这人很坏

3656
02:17:04,630 --> 02:17:05,470
蔫坏啊

3657
02:17:05,470 --> 02:17:06,500
猪八戒好坏呀

3658
02:17:06,535 --> 02:17:09,320
前妻们收取信仰的方式大都不怎么光彩

3659
02:17:09,320 --> 02:17:11,360
像您这样和信徒们保持友好联系的

3660
02:17:11,360 --> 02:17:12,200
真的非常罕见

3661
02:17:12,200 --> 02:17:14,100
顶三届非常罕见

3662
02:17:14,100 --> 02:17:15,660
自己做了一些月饼天赋

3663
02:17:15,660 --> 02:17:18,360
社长不嫌弃的话送礼

3664
02:17:18,360 --> 02:17:20,430
我最近也收到不少寿星送来的仙桃

3665
02:17:20,430 --> 02:17:21,360
请仙子收下吧

3666
02:17:21,360 --> 02:17:23,880
第五届禁止上班时间离开岗位

3667
02:17:23,880 --> 02:17:24,300
好了

3668
02:17:24,300 --> 02:17:25,380
就此送到这里吧

3669
02:17:25,380 --> 02:17:28,379
你不是还有在报社的这个嫦娥是不是卧底啊

3670
02:17:28,379 --> 02:17:29,879
让他把戒都犯了一遍

3671
02:17:29,879 --> 02:17:30,899
那不是噶了吗

3672
02:17:30,899 --> 02:17:31,529
有什么安排

3673
02:17:31,529 --> 02:17:33,829
第七届禁止与客户失联

3674
02:17:33,829 --> 02:17:35,539
也没什么私联

3675
02:17:35,539 --> 02:17:37,459
我找新开放的景区

3676
02:17:37,459 --> 02:17:38,959
刚好我明天要去那里做采访

3677
02:17:38,959 --> 02:17:39,739
帮你介绍一下

3678
02:17:39,739 --> 02:17:41,119
那就有劳了

3679
02:17:42,419 --> 02:17:45,159
第八届禁止对客户动心

3680
02:17:46,839 --> 02:17:47,709
好家伙

3681
02:17:47,709 --> 02:17:49,029
你还有两副面孔呢

3682
02:17:49,029 --> 02:17:51,999
错是三副

3683
02:17:54,680 --> 02:17:56,200
这怎么像v啊

3684
02:17:56,200 --> 02:17:58,840
这嫦娥好像v啊

3685
02:18:00,500 --> 02:18:02,869
吴先生过来休息一下吧

3686
02:18:03,054 --> 02:18:04,669
真是太谢谢你了

3687
02:18:04,669 --> 02:18:06,949
我先生自从发生那件事之后

3688
02:18:06,949 --> 02:18:07,609
都没人敢来

3689
02:18:07,609 --> 02:18:09,319
我每天什么时候开播

3690
02:18:09,319 --> 02:18:11,209
其实你一直在坚持呢

3691
02:18:11,209 --> 02:18:12,110
等一下哦

3692
02:18:12,110 --> 02:18:12,950
谢谢

3693
02:18:12,950 --> 02:18:13,910
刚才忘记了

3694
02:18:13,910 --> 02:18:15,470
好像好像漏掉你的礼物

3695
02:18:15,470 --> 02:18:16,010
对不起

3696
02:18:16,010 --> 02:18:18,170
现在荔枝子的七彩权杖轰动

3697
02:18:18,170 --> 02:18:21,889
你还应该懂我刚才那个呃话题比较紧的时候

3698
02:18:21,889 --> 02:18:23,539
然后忘记谢礼物了

3699
02:18:23,539 --> 02:18:24,649
但是我看到了

3700
02:18:24,649 --> 02:18:25,740
对不起对不起

3701
02:18:25,740 --> 02:18:30,420
我每天的话大概是早上九点半和晚上11点半

3702
02:18:30,420 --> 02:18:31,740
状态好是两场

3703
02:18:31,740 --> 02:18:33,179
状态不好是一场

3704
02:18:33,820 --> 02:18:34,800
谢谢你的礼物

3705
02:18:34,800 --> 02:18:35,940
我们要感谢感谢

3706
02:18:35,940 --> 02:18:36,360
对不起

3707
02:18:36,360 --> 02:18:37,110
漏掉了

3708
02:18:37,110 --> 02:18:39,540
然后打断一下视频来试一下

3709
02:18:39,540 --> 02:18:39,960
对不起

3710
02:18:39,960 --> 02:18:42,040
对不起你

3711
02:18:42,040 --> 02:18:43,600
你那个你不说这句话

3712
02:18:43,600 --> 02:18:45,670
我也得反应反应不过来了

3713
02:18:45,670 --> 02:18:46,660
你谢过了啊

3714
02:18:46,660 --> 02:18:47,820
我谢过了吗

3715
02:18:49,100 --> 02:18:51,760
哎哎我脑子有问题了

3716
02:18:51,760 --> 02:18:53,920
卧槽我以为我没电了

3717
02:18:53,920 --> 02:18:54,940
偷偷下界

3718
02:18:54,940 --> 02:18:56,320
我记不住我都说了

3719
02:18:56,320 --> 02:18:57,850
我记不住我的直播内容

3720
02:18:57,850 --> 02:18:59,140
我以为我没电了

3721
02:18:59,140 --> 02:19:00,100
对不起

3722
02:19:00,100 --> 02:19:01,600
肯定是嫦娥

3723
02:19:01,600 --> 02:19:03,190
若不是他暗中相助

3724
02:19:03,190 --> 02:19:04,240
后羿一个凡人

3725
02:19:04,240 --> 02:19:05,620
怎么可能射杀乌尔

3726
02:19:05,620 --> 02:19:08,780
后羿和寒霜国等多地都有种植

3727
02:19:08,780 --> 02:19:12,290
不能确定就是嫦娥所在至当日值班天兵所报

3728
02:19:12,290 --> 02:19:14,390
嫦娥曾在不久前私下凡间

3729
02:19:14,390 --> 02:19:16,180
并且去了后羿所在的村子

3730
02:19:16,180 --> 02:19:17,440
这要怎么解释

3731
02:19:17,440 --> 02:19:18,880
凡人还给他立了座庙

3732
02:19:18,880 --> 02:19:19,790
把他供着呢

3733
02:19:19,790 --> 02:19:22,850
嗯后来不知道从中传出的留言

3734
02:19:22,850 --> 02:19:25,100
专注下凡是为了偷后羿的仙丹

3735
02:19:25,100 --> 02:19:25,959
真是离谱

3736
02:19:25,959 --> 02:19:27,399
不过败者留言所赐

3737
02:19:27,399 --> 02:19:29,229
这对我的声音倒是少了很多呢

3738
02:19:29,229 --> 02:19:32,340
是不是这个面具好眼熟啊

3739
02:19:32,340 --> 02:19:35,350
大家这个面具是什么作品里面的面具啊

3740
02:19:35,350 --> 02:19:37,630
我怎么觉得这么眼熟呢

3741
02:19:37,630 --> 02:19:39,550
哦我刚才看他砍树的时候

3742
02:19:39,550 --> 02:19:41,530
我就想问这是什么作品里面的面具

3743
02:19:41,530 --> 02:19:43,000
是这个样子的呀

3744
02:19:44,580 --> 02:19:46,670
怎么回事呢

3745
02:19:46,670 --> 02:19:49,910
千万不能在其他人知道

3746
02:19:49,910 --> 02:19:53,410
阿祖的面具应该是值得信任的吧

3747
02:19:53,410 --> 02:19:58,140
哦记不住那个一几个凡人

3748
02:19:58,140 --> 02:19:59,310
你怎么看待他的

3749
02:19:59,310 --> 02:20:00,240
有莲莲说

3750
02:20:00,240 --> 02:20:01,590
你为他送去灵芝

3751
02:20:01,590 --> 02:20:04,160
是因为你对他只是一个凡人

3752
02:20:04,460 --> 02:20:06,320
但是为了天下苍生

3753
02:20:06,320 --> 02:20:07,970
敢于挑战金乌石子

3754
02:20:07,970 --> 02:20:09,890
这份理念与我不谋而合

3755
02:20:09,890 --> 02:20:11,860
这份勇气令我十分敬佩

3756
02:20:11,860 --> 02:20:13,360
若是无人相助

3757
02:20:13,360 --> 02:20:14,920
人间便会生灵涂炭

3758
02:20:14,920 --> 02:20:19,840
这个是刚才那个射日的前传还是后传啊

3759
02:20:19,840 --> 02:20:21,820
你这格局怎么比人家小这么多呀

3760
02:20:21,820 --> 02:20:22,680
真的太逊了

3761
02:20:22,680 --> 02:20:24,480
而且你这变装接近人家的行为

3762
02:20:24,480 --> 02:20:25,440
是不是多少有点变态

3763
02:20:25,440 --> 02:20:26,730
嫦娥喜欢后羿

3764
02:20:26,730 --> 02:20:27,900
后羿喜欢谁

3765
02:20:27,900 --> 02:20:30,030
后羿喜欢那个金乌

3766
02:20:30,030 --> 02:20:31,560
我这样做当然还是有

3767
02:20:31,560 --> 02:20:33,300
这是一个世界观里的金乌

3768
02:20:33,300 --> 02:20:34,020
十子作乱

3769
02:20:34,020 --> 02:20:35,340
英雄亦射杀其久

3770
02:20:35,340 --> 02:20:36,020
留下遗志

3771
02:20:36,020 --> 02:20:37,040
你猜是为什么

3772
02:20:37,040 --> 02:20:38,630
因为如果金屋全部被射杀

3773
02:20:38,630 --> 02:20:40,040
北军将会经过永夜了

3774
02:20:40,040 --> 02:20:41,660
当然不是地球的阳光

3775
02:20:41,660 --> 02:20:42,140
是恒星

3776
02:20:42,140 --> 02:20:44,300
太阳自己与金乌并无关系

3777
02:20:44,300 --> 02:20:46,790
他们在人间释放高温时的人气恐慌

3778
02:20:46,790 --> 02:20:47,960
诱导凡人朝拜

3779
02:20:47,960 --> 02:20:48,980
从而获得幸福

3780
02:20:48,980 --> 02:20:50,540
这不就是收保护费吗

3781
02:20:50,540 --> 02:20:51,680
玉帝不管的吗

3782
02:20:51,680 --> 02:20:54,020
扶桑的金乌族账单是天天上午行了

3783
02:20:54,020 --> 02:20:54,620
我懂了

3784
02:20:54,620 --> 02:20:56,960
后来关系不好

3785
02:20:56,960 --> 02:20:58,640
也有关系不合

3786
02:20:58,640 --> 02:20:59,600
便在人间散步

3787
02:20:59,600 --> 02:21:01,380
为营救其性

3788
02:21:01,380 --> 02:21:04,820
没想到我这一举动居然给长安埋下了祸患

3789
02:21:06,960 --> 02:21:09,840
这不是我们的护花使者吗

3790
02:21:09,840 --> 02:21:11,880
虽然外面流言四起

3791
02:21:11,880 --> 02:21:13,260
但我可清楚得很

3792
02:21:13,260 --> 02:21:15,420
射杀我九宫哥哥的神剑助才

3793
02:21:15,420 --> 02:21:16,830
就是长安准

3794
02:21:16,830 --> 02:21:18,880
你以为我会善罢甘休吗

3795
02:21:18,880 --> 02:21:20,500
我哥哥们所受的痛苦

3796
02:21:20,500 --> 02:21:22,660
我早晚要求加倍偿还

3797
02:21:22,660 --> 02:21:24,580
你猜猜我要怎样进行

3798
02:21:24,580 --> 02:21:26,260
这令人愉丑啊

3799
02:21:26,260 --> 02:21:28,540
这人什么表情啊

3800
02:21:28,540 --> 02:21:30,530
什么比动静少

3801
02:21:30,530 --> 02:21:31,790
拿这东西吓唬我

3802
02:21:31,790 --> 02:21:33,470
你总有不在的时候吧

3803
02:21:33,470 --> 02:21:35,180
嗯咱们走着瞧

3804
02:21:36,450 --> 02:21:37,550
回来啦

3805
02:21:37,550 --> 02:21:38,990
社长又砍那么多木材

3806
02:21:38,990 --> 02:21:40,070
这次怎么处理啊

3807
02:21:40,070 --> 02:21:40,670
老规矩

3808
02:21:40,670 --> 02:21:41,510
做成笔杆

3809
02:21:41,510 --> 02:21:42,470
又做笔杆

3810
02:21:42,470 --> 02:21:44,090
这都第几只了

3811
02:21:44,090 --> 02:21:45,519
第九只了

3812
02:21:45,520 --> 02:21:47,439
笔杆卧槽

3813
02:21:49,820 --> 02:21:52,220
你说什么金蛇郎被人家杀了

3814
02:21:52,220 --> 02:21:53,780
现在琥珀已经被带回了扶桑

3815
02:21:53,780 --> 02:21:54,800
据说找到他的时候

3816
02:21:54,800 --> 02:21:55,970
正在喝孟婆汤呢

3817
02:21:55,970 --> 02:21:56,900
儿子是谁

3818
02:21:56,900 --> 02:21:57,800
杀了女儿叫谁

3819
02:21:57,800 --> 02:21:59,270
儿子知道是谁干的

3820
02:21:59,270 --> 02:22:00,440
天庭的人还在查

3821
02:22:00,440 --> 02:22:02,090
当时我们的人已经查出来了

3822
02:22:02,090 --> 02:22:03,950
干得漂亮

3823
02:22:06,260 --> 02:22:07,660
不会就是他吧

3824
02:22:09,280 --> 02:22:10,420
嫦娥仙子

3825
02:22:10,540 --> 02:22:12,160
嫦娥仙子

3826
02:22:12,160 --> 02:22:14,560
当年后羿铸造了十支神剑

3827
02:22:14,560 --> 02:22:15,720
用掉了九支

3828
02:22:15,720 --> 02:22:17,580
将最后一支箭送给恩人

3829
02:22:17,580 --> 02:22:19,230
嫦娥作为护身武器

3830
02:22:19,230 --> 02:22:21,660
哪天嫦娥像往常一样来报社找我

3831
02:22:21,660 --> 02:22:22,140
即兴

3832
02:22:22,140 --> 02:22:24,500
却在路上遭到了金石的金蛇

3833
02:22:24,500 --> 02:22:24,680
郎

3834
02:22:24,680 --> 02:22:27,320
以为只要把所有的罪名都推给那只来路不明

3835
02:22:27,320 --> 02:22:28,520
又大逆不道的幌子

3836
02:22:28,520 --> 02:22:29,460
就能高枕无忧

3837
02:22:29,460 --> 02:22:30,690
但他不知道

3838
02:22:30,690 --> 02:22:34,050
这是为了上杀他而铸造时间数千年来

3839
02:22:34,050 --> 02:22:35,140
始终瞄准

3840
02:22:35,140 --> 02:22:39,040
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

3841
02:22:39,040 --> 02:22:40,420
这人好变态啊

3842
02:22:40,420 --> 02:22:43,740
这人又是约翰林剑

3843
02:22:43,740 --> 02:22:45,390
毕竟你怎么看

3844
02:22:45,390 --> 02:22:46,920
金士郎是被法器护主

3845
02:22:46,920 --> 02:22:48,360
反按照天庭律法

3846
02:22:48,360 --> 02:22:49,680
对方属于正当防卫

3847
02:22:49,680 --> 02:22:50,940
何况对方没有补刀

3848
02:22:50,940 --> 02:22:51,960
给他留住了魂魄

3849
02:22:51,960 --> 02:22:54,150
黑屋组长那边总得给个交代

3850
02:22:54,150 --> 02:22:56,250
这次必须有个凶手

3851
02:22:56,250 --> 02:22:57,210
明白了

3852
02:22:57,210 --> 02:22:58,950
末将马上去广寒宫抓人

3853
02:22:58,950 --> 02:23:00,690
回头让天鹏发布些流言

3854
02:23:00,690 --> 02:23:02,150
听说二人速来

3855
02:23:02,150 --> 02:23:03,650
除了积怨已久

3856
02:23:03,650 --> 02:23:04,460
是游客

3857
02:23:04,460 --> 02:23:07,040
那最后肯定是天蓬去顶罪了吧

3858
02:23:07,040 --> 02:23:10,520
这么看嫦娥仙子关于金士郎遇害一案

3859
02:23:10,520 --> 02:23:11,660
希望你跟我们走一趟

3860
02:23:14,220 --> 02:23:15,500
社长回来了

3861
02:23:15,500 --> 02:23:17,300
又砍那么多粤海林树的树枝

3862
02:23:17,300 --> 02:23:18,800
这次也要做成笔杆是吧

3863
02:23:21,620 --> 02:23:24,019
社长这嘴要做成笔杆吗

3864
02:23:25,700 --> 02:23:30,340
今日立顺风耳帮我发布最后一条留言

3865
02:23:34,100 --> 02:23:37,280
什么抱歉

3866
02:23:37,280 --> 02:23:39,500
嫦娥仙子案子已经水落石出

3867
02:23:39,500 --> 02:23:40,760
是我们抓错人了

3868
02:23:40,760 --> 02:23:42,980
多有得罪你们几个跟我聚

3869
02:23:42,980 --> 02:23:45,119
将凶手捉拿归案

3870
02:23:47,160 --> 02:23:48,500
护驾护驾

3871
02:23:48,500 --> 02:23:49,580
何人射箭

3872
02:23:49,580 --> 02:23:50,660
什么鬼啊

3873
02:23:50,660 --> 02:23:53,900
这是这下你怎么洗也洗不清了

3874
02:23:53,900 --> 02:23:55,340
这里可是有这么多人看到

3875
02:23:57,560 --> 02:24:01,400
他就是专门为了顶罪才才做树枝的是吧

3876
02:24:01,400 --> 02:24:02,840
这是天上爆出的天堂社长

3877
02:24:02,840 --> 02:24:05,290
当内嫦娥仙子与金士郎争风吃醋

3878
02:24:05,290 --> 02:24:05,980
部队轻敌

3879
02:24:05,980 --> 02:24:06,760
痛下杀手

3880
02:24:06,760 --> 02:24:08,440
如今朝凌霄宝殿射出一箭后

3881
02:24:08,440 --> 02:24:10,680
畏罪潜逃了好几天

3882
02:24:10,680 --> 02:24:14,740
速速去将天文给我

3883
02:24:20,900 --> 02:24:22,030
你打算去哪儿啊

3884
02:24:22,030 --> 02:24:24,550
其实一个逃犯在哪里都一样

3885
02:24:24,550 --> 02:24:26,460
如果你以后要找我的话

3886
02:24:26,460 --> 02:24:27,480
就去高老庄吧

3887
02:24:28,980 --> 02:24:30,900
喂天蓬又怎么了

3888
02:24:30,900 --> 02:24:32,700
你都说了一辈子假话了

3889
02:24:32,700 --> 02:24:34,260
作为你为数不多的朋友

3890
02:24:34,260 --> 02:24:35,940
最后给我说句真心话吧

3891
02:24:37,860 --> 02:24:39,679
弼马温不是最大的官

3892
02:24:40,480 --> 02:24:42,840
是个养马的小官

3893
02:24:45,160 --> 02:24:47,940
中山雨如针都随风啊

3894
02:24:48,900 --> 02:24:50,640
哎我预测到了

3895
02:24:50,640 --> 02:24:51,940
我预测到了

3896
02:24:51,940 --> 02:24:53,350
我好聪明啊

3897
02:24:53,350 --> 02:24:55,810
我是懂得愿意

3898
02:24:55,810 --> 02:24:58,060
为啥子孟婆汤对人家都有用

3899
02:24:58,060 --> 02:24:59,350
就是对你没用啊

3900
02:24:59,350 --> 02:25:00,730
你到底是谁呀

3901
02:25:00,730 --> 02:25:01,780
我是谁

3902
02:25:01,780 --> 02:25:03,520
这不重要了

3903
02:25:03,520 --> 02:25:04,240
我没看过

3904
02:25:04,240 --> 02:25:06,060
但是我知道我知道肯定是这种

3905
02:25:06,060 --> 02:25:08,160
我经过这两个视频

3906
02:25:08,160 --> 02:25:10,620
我已经了解到他没有感受过衰老和疾病

3907
02:25:10,620 --> 02:25:11,760
哈哈小老弟

3908
02:25:11,760 --> 02:25:12,540
你行不行啊

3909
02:25:12,540 --> 02:25:14,770
当然阳寿还会好

3910
02:25:14,770 --> 02:25:15,880
又到时间了

3911
02:25:15,880 --> 02:25:17,380
那最后说一句真话

3912
02:25:17,380 --> 02:25:18,280
肯定是这个啊

3913
02:25:18,280 --> 02:25:19,000
那还能是什么

3914
02:25:19,000 --> 02:25:21,190
希望这一世可以投胎投个好人家

3915
02:25:21,190 --> 02:25:22,600
最好武器是个富婆

3916
02:25:22,600 --> 02:25:25,439
父亲是个当官的

3917
02:25:28,400 --> 02:25:32,820
这把高端局啊

3918
02:25:32,820 --> 02:25:34,170
好啦好啦

3919
02:25:34,170 --> 02:25:36,300
那么我们的子掉了

3920
02:25:36,300 --> 02:25:40,480
大哥真的会有和我们今天的那个直播

3921
02:25:40,480 --> 02:25:42,910
我们今天的今天的直播

3922
02:25:42,910 --> 02:25:44,800
如果没有什么意外的话

3923
02:25:44,800 --> 02:25:46,540
应该就会没有意外了

3924
02:25:46,540 --> 02:25:50,220
就会就会结果到这里就可以结束了

3925
02:25:51,450 --> 02:25:52,950
唉我是懂得

3926
02:25:54,750 --> 02:25:56,490
但下次大家点视频的话

3927
02:25:56,490 --> 02:25:57,680
注意一下场对啊

3928
02:25:57,680 --> 02:26:00,980
就是下次这种比较长的视频我应该不会放了

3929
02:26:02,480 --> 02:26:04,440
因为太影响同阶了

3930
02:26:04,440 --> 02:26:06,600
就是看这一个视频

3931
02:26:06,600 --> 02:26:09,720
直播间走了80个人

3932
02:26:10,180 --> 02:26:13,180
就是就是我这边大家基本观众没有

3933
02:26:13,180 --> 02:26:14,980
特别特别喜欢看视频的

3934
02:26:14,980 --> 02:26:16,180
所以比较长的视频

3935
02:26:16,180 --> 02:26:17,980
可能下次我会把握一下

3936
02:26:17,980 --> 02:26:21,050
就是就是可能会压在比较后面去放

3937
02:26:21,050 --> 02:26:24,359
或者说就是就是可能会不放

3938
02:26:24,359 --> 02:26:26,960
会存在这种处理的可能性啊

3939
02:26:26,960 --> 02:26:29,360
你们到位不是不是迷人的问题

3940
02:26:29,360 --> 02:26:30,650
不是迷人的问题

3941
02:26:30,650 --> 02:26:33,450
而是这个这个这个呃

3942
02:26:33,450 --> 02:26:36,450
我如果大家比较喜欢跟我一起看视频

3943
02:26:36,450 --> 02:26:38,130
我们可以专门做一期

3944
02:26:38,130 --> 02:26:39,310
就是攒一期

3945
02:26:39,310 --> 02:26:44,360
攒一期那个什么攒一期那个那个那种视频回

3946
02:26:44,360 --> 02:26:46,310
然后大家一起看个够哦

3947
02:26:46,310 --> 02:26:47,960
你们要看你也没有意外

3948
02:26:47,960 --> 02:26:50,030
那你只能往上上颜色了

3949
02:26:50,030 --> 02:26:52,490
那你那你只能往上上颜色了

3950
02:26:52,490 --> 02:26:53,830
这是没办法呀

3951
02:26:53,830 --> 02:26:55,810
欢迎菠萝老师早早早

3952
02:26:55,810 --> 02:26:57,580
欢迎红色双头易爆炸

3953
02:26:57,580 --> 02:27:00,070
你们中午同接近200了

3954
02:27:00,070 --> 02:27:00,850
改版了

3955
02:27:00,850 --> 02:27:02,290
沈老师改版了

3956
02:27:02,290 --> 02:27:04,539
现在基本上那个

3957
02:27:04,680 --> 02:27:06,840
但是早上一直人都多啊

3958
02:27:06,840 --> 02:27:08,130
人一直都多

3959
02:27:08,130 --> 02:27:11,040
我的年度歌单里有奥利奥利安

3960
02:27:11,040 --> 02:27:13,009
一定是你的错吧

3961
02:27:13,009 --> 02:27:19,009
阿里阿里阿妹认为就是某东城市场里的歌

3962
02:27:19,009 --> 02:27:21,859
诶他刚才不穷啊

3963
02:27:22,920 --> 02:27:27,170
就是这种感觉真的没问题没问题

3964
02:27:27,170 --> 02:27:27,980
有奥利奥利

3965
02:27:27,980 --> 02:27:30,740
但肯定没问题

3966
02:27:32,090 --> 02:27:34,160
果然是园子没到位

3967
02:27:34,160 --> 02:27:37,180
那不是不是主播轻易是不哭的

3968
02:27:37,180 --> 02:27:38,140
但你打个红的

3969
02:27:38,140 --> 02:27:39,580
要主播点主播点哭

3970
02:27:39,580 --> 02:27:41,620
主播当场就给你滴眼药水啊

3971
02:27:41,620 --> 02:27:44,280
这个这个这个这个没什么

3972
02:27:44,280 --> 02:27:46,320
没什么不能承认的哈哈

3973
02:27:46,320 --> 02:27:48,720
但是一般我是不会哭的

3974
02:27:49,720 --> 02:27:50,580
很正常

3975
02:27:50,580 --> 02:27:51,960
我觉得很正常啊

3976
02:27:51,960 --> 02:27:56,500
因为这个就有一些事情是多少原子都不能做的

3977
02:27:56,500 --> 02:27:58,970
比如说就是主播能不能叫我一声

3978
02:27:58,970 --> 02:28:00,770
什么老公什么之类的

3979
02:28:00,770 --> 02:28:03,320
这个你给多少我都不会干的啊

3980
02:28:10,320 --> 02:28:11,040
here here

3981
02:28:12,960 --> 02:28:16,020
she never goes the way that you plans excessive band

3982
02:28:16,020 --> 02:28:16,620
all these plans

3983
02:28:16,620 --> 02:28:18,040
i'm trying to make it

3984
02:28:18,040 --> 02:28:20,140
i'm trying to make it

3985
02:28:20,140 --> 02:28:21,540
searching for one

3986
02:28:21,540 --> 02:28:22,200
睡觉了

3987
02:28:22,200 --> 02:28:22,980
晚安燕子

3988
02:28:22,980 --> 02:28:23,820
晚安很菜

3989
02:28:23,820 --> 02:28:24,930
感谢亲密

3990
02:28:24,930 --> 02:28:26,280
拜拜拜拜

3991
02:28:28,200 --> 02:28:29,760
给你一个行

3992
02:28:29,760 --> 02:28:32,780
你可以你可以

3993
02:28:46,920 --> 02:28:49,720
今天几号啦几号了

3994
02:28:49,720 --> 02:28:51,460
今天是29号

3995
02:28:51,460 --> 02:28:56,090
明天就是我喜欢的avl总决赛了

3996
02:28:56,090 --> 02:28:57,110
明天的话

3997
02:28:57,110 --> 02:28:59,330
明天我们播到早上12点

3998
02:28:59,330 --> 02:29:01,820
然后我去看了下嗯

3999
02:29:02,960 --> 02:29:05,450
还有人要给猫猫去班吗

4000
02:29:05,450 --> 02:29:06,140
没有的话

4001
02:29:06,140 --> 02:29:08,000
我就下播咯

4002
02:29:08,000 --> 02:29:12,150
嗯谢谢栗子的局限收到

4003
02:29:12,150 --> 02:29:13,140
谢谢ti

4004
02:29:13,140 --> 02:29:15,140
一动不动的小花

4005
02:29:16,720 --> 02:29:17,580
下班了

4006
02:29:17,580 --> 02:29:18,780
主播要下班了

4007
02:29:18,780 --> 02:29:20,220
别人上班我上班

4008
02:29:20,220 --> 02:29:20,940
别人下班

4009
02:29:20,940 --> 02:29:21,960
我下班

4010
02:29:22,600 --> 02:29:24,180
这样这样这样不错

4011
02:29:24,180 --> 02:29:24,420
风

4012
02:29:24,420 --> 02:29:26,010
就是嘎嘎毕业的节奏

4013
02:29:26,010 --> 02:29:27,660
跨年只能看肥猫

4014
02:29:27,660 --> 02:29:29,830
哈哈肥猫又出门

4015
02:29:29,830 --> 02:29:33,619
我我也可以去出门出门吃饭啊

4016
02:29:33,619 --> 02:29:36,679
只要你跨年连肥猫都没人看啊

4017
02:29:36,679 --> 02:29:37,520
怎么办

4018
02:29:37,520 --> 02:29:39,920
你可以跨年人肥猫都没得看

4019
02:29:39,920 --> 02:29:41,780
还一心正受

4020
02:29:41,780 --> 02:29:42,800
问一下主播

4021
02:29:42,800 --> 02:29:45,020
刚才看的那个神话系列的up主是谁

4022
02:29:45,020 --> 02:29:45,500
我去看看

4023
02:29:45,500 --> 02:29:46,619
我看一下

4024
02:29:46,619 --> 02:29:47,219
看一下

4025
02:29:47,219 --> 02:29:48,299
我已经把它关了

4026
02:29:48,299 --> 02:29:49,319
问问梦瑶吧

4027
02:29:49,319 --> 02:29:51,779
我不知道我已经把它关了

4028
02:29:51,779 --> 02:29:53,800
好吧好吧是吧

4029
02:29:53,800 --> 02:29:55,140
妥协是吧

4030
02:29:56,560 --> 02:29:58,140
小肥猫四坏四坏

4031
02:29:58,140 --> 02:29:58,800
早上好

4032
02:29:58,800 --> 02:30:00,360
欢迎

4033
02:30:01,840 --> 02:30:03,240
小女友更重要

4034
02:30:03,240 --> 02:30:04,650
主播自己去吃饭

4035
02:30:04,650 --> 02:30:06,210
哪有小女友啊

4036
02:30:06,210 --> 02:30:07,470
主播自己吃饭

4037
02:30:07,470 --> 02:30:08,550
你恭喜什么

4038
02:30:08,550 --> 02:30:10,050
恭喜什么

4039
02:30:10,050 --> 02:30:12,080
恭喜没有没有人跟主播

4040
02:30:14,100 --> 02:30:16,520
他恭喜的恭喜主播找到女朋友了

4041
02:30:16,520 --> 02:30:17,180
恭喜个屁

4042
02:30:17,180 --> 02:30:18,439
哪有这种好事

4043
02:30:20,759 --> 02:30:23,269
主播天天身上散发着黑气

4044
02:30:23,269 --> 02:30:23,539
哇

4045
02:30:23,539 --> 02:30:26,140
我找到女朋友还能散发黑

4046
02:30:26,140 --> 02:30:28,060
那得散发阳光明媚

4047
02:30:28,060 --> 02:30:28,900
阳光开朗

4048
02:30:28,900 --> 02:30:32,160
大男孩那种七彩的彩虹气场啊

4049
02:30:32,160 --> 02:30:34,050
整个人喜气洋洋的

4050
02:30:34,050 --> 02:30:36,000
见谁都给包红包啊

4051
02:30:36,000 --> 02:30:39,000
然后没事就给大家抽点奖是吧

4052
02:30:39,000 --> 02:30:40,420
就一身黑

4053
02:30:40,420 --> 02:30:41,800
还有小女友呢

4054
02:30:44,080 --> 02:30:45,520
连个小动物都没有

4055
02:30:45,520 --> 02:30:46,840
秀秀还秀秀

4056
02:30:46,840 --> 02:30:47,920
还闻闻是吧

4057
02:30:47,920 --> 02:30:50,980
闻闻闻闻身上的水味有没有消失

4058
02:30:50,980 --> 02:30:53,560
还闻闻我找小狗是吧

4059
02:30:53,660 --> 02:30:56,260
不如黑切

4060
02:30:56,260 --> 02:30:57,610
感觉不如阴湿

4061
02:30:57,610 --> 02:30:58,570
不如阴丝

4062
02:30:58,570 --> 02:31:01,580
我也觉得阳光开朗

4063
02:31:01,580 --> 02:31:04,580
大男孩不如我们阴暗阴暗

4064
02:31:04,580 --> 02:31:06,740
比我们比才是最的

4065
02:31:08,060 --> 02:31:12,220
阴暗是宅男女已经性别不分了是吧

4066
02:31:12,220 --> 02:31:14,290
谢谢金宝的牛蛙牛蛙

4067
02:31:14,290 --> 02:31:15,520
谢谢金宝的绿色糖

4068
02:31:15,520 --> 02:31:17,240
感谢支持

4069
02:31:18,480 --> 02:31:23,460
我也不想再宣传一下舰长礼物

4070
02:31:23,460 --> 02:31:26,220
最后两天最后两天敲锣打鼓

4071
02:31:26,220 --> 02:31:29,720
最后两天主播的这个非常可爱的封面

4072
02:31:29,720 --> 02:31:31,100
同柄图的两个礼物

4073
02:31:31,100 --> 02:31:34,260
再加虚拟礼物捏敲敲锣打打鼓

4074
02:31:34,260 --> 02:31:35,430
最后两天了哈

4075
02:31:35,430 --> 02:31:39,400
嗯还有提督的礼物

4076
02:31:39,400 --> 02:31:43,480
大家都在这商量提督怎么点怎么点游戏

4077
02:31:43,480 --> 02:31:45,400
没一个人给主播凑一下

4078
02:31:46,439 --> 02:31:49,679
主播的这个体重十个一次解锁不了了

4079
02:31:49,679 --> 02:31:51,299
感觉一天有点太美

4080
02:31:51,299 --> 02:31:53,040
把握应该解锁不了了

4081
02:31:53,040 --> 02:31:57,120
我得到了水晶球滑铁卢了

4082
02:31:57,120 --> 02:31:59,920
下次不做这种这种下次做点别的

4083
02:31:59,920 --> 02:32:00,880
我看整点什么

4084
02:32:00,880 --> 02:32:02,410
还整老三样的

4085
02:32:02,410 --> 02:32:03,820
还整什么挂画

4086
02:32:03,820 --> 02:32:06,010
整什么什么抱枕

4087
02:32:06,010 --> 02:32:07,840
感觉这种更受欢迎一点

4088
02:32:07,840 --> 02:32:10,320
水晶球这种感觉就比较小

4089
02:32:10,320 --> 02:32:10,980
女孩啊

4090
02:32:10,980 --> 02:32:12,450
女生都挺喜欢的

4091
02:32:12,450 --> 02:32:14,540
但男生就不太喜欢哦

4092
02:32:14,540 --> 02:32:15,560
我说受不了了

4093
02:32:15,560 --> 02:32:17,540
这个双面胶不是这固体胶

4094
02:32:17,540 --> 02:32:18,560
怎么这么好玩啊

4095
02:32:18,560 --> 02:32:21,340
我刚才把那个固体胶拿出来捏它

4096
02:32:21,340 --> 02:32:22,420
它有点干了

4097
02:32:22,420 --> 02:32:24,460
然后捏它就像捏橡皮泥一样

4098
02:32:24,460 --> 02:32:25,900
又一点都不粘手

4099
02:32:25,900 --> 02:32:27,720
然后它软软的

4100
02:32:27,720 --> 02:32:30,700
哎呦哎呦哎呦哎呦

4101
02:32:31,720 --> 02:32:32,560
我也喜欢

4102
02:32:32,560 --> 02:32:33,220
你可以送我

4103
02:32:33,220 --> 02:32:34,300
我给你发私信了

4104
02:32:34,300 --> 02:32:35,560
神秘迷案自己去看

4105
02:32:35,560 --> 02:32:37,500
私信你不会把我拉黑了吗

4106
02:32:37,500 --> 02:32:39,120
手就挺好的

4107
02:32:39,120 --> 02:32:40,440
大家都说挺好

4108
02:32:40,440 --> 02:32:42,030
我问都说挺好

4109
02:32:42,030 --> 02:32:44,880
一上提督没人上

4110
02:32:45,000 --> 02:32:46,860
还有都是这样的

4111
02:32:46,860 --> 02:32:47,820
欢迎酒店宝藏

4112
02:32:47,820 --> 02:32:49,080
我挺喜欢的

4113
02:32:49,080 --> 02:32:50,220
大家都说挺好

4114
02:32:50,220 --> 02:32:51,460
然后一起都没

4115
02:32:51,460 --> 02:32:54,280
我发现这个市场的反响不好

4116
02:32:54,280 --> 02:32:55,480
我给你发了

4117
02:32:55,480 --> 02:32:56,620
沈一鸣啊

4118
02:32:56,620 --> 02:32:58,240
我给你发了

4119
02:32:58,240 --> 02:33:00,760
谢谢金宝的力士糖利是糖

4120
02:33:00,760 --> 02:33:04,540
感谢支持导演

4121
02:33:04,540 --> 02:33:06,580
我再骗一波舰长

4122
02:33:06,580 --> 02:33:07,690
顺便还有提督

4123
02:33:07,690 --> 02:33:09,929
提督骗骗不了吧

4124
02:33:09,929 --> 02:33:10,979
这啥呀

4125
02:33:10,979 --> 02:33:13,469
还有欣喜上上签是吧

4126
02:33:13,469 --> 02:33:16,560
同为元旦活动啊

4127
02:33:16,560 --> 02:33:18,180
增加主播好运值

4128
02:33:18,180 --> 02:33:19,020
我的天呐

4129
02:33:19,020 --> 02:33:19,860
这啥呀

4130
02:33:19,860 --> 02:33:24,000
不想知道这些还有虚拟荣耀啊

4131
02:33:24,000 --> 02:33:27,000
哎呦还挺好的还挺好的

4132
02:33:27,000 --> 02:33:29,160
那咱们这两天主片这个吧

4133
02:33:29,160 --> 02:33:30,660
这个这个有奖金的

4134
02:33:30,660 --> 02:33:31,920
这有奖金挺好的

4135
02:33:32,200 --> 02:33:35,400
还有徽章就不会成为主播

4136
02:33:35,400 --> 02:33:38,180
2022年第一个徽章吧

4137
02:33:38,180 --> 02:33:39,740
应该不会吧

4138
02:33:39,740 --> 02:33:41,600
感觉还不太好混啊

4139
02:33:41,600 --> 02:33:43,280
这个赛道看看情况吧

4140
02:33:43,280 --> 02:33:44,880
好啦谢谢金宝

4141
02:33:44,880 --> 02:33:45,600
绿色桃丽丝

4142
02:33:45,600 --> 02:33:46,200
唐嫣啊

4143
02:33:46,200 --> 02:33:47,400
那个你的水晶球

4144
02:33:47,400 --> 02:33:48,420
你的屁水晶球

4145
02:33:48,420 --> 02:33:48,840
水晶球

4146
02:33:48,840 --> 02:33:49,680
提督礼物

4147
02:33:49,680 --> 02:33:51,420
水晶球挺好

4148
02:33:51,420 --> 02:33:52,200
钱包不允

4149
02:33:52,200 --> 02:33:53,010
谢谢

4150
02:33:53,010 --> 02:33:54,240
受不起提督

4151
02:33:54,240 --> 02:33:54,960
没关系

4152
02:33:54,960 --> 02:33:55,440
挺好的

4153
02:33:55,440 --> 02:33:56,700
但我自己买会便宜点

4154
02:33:56,700 --> 02:33:58,680
主要我做建模嗯

4155
02:33:59,820 --> 02:34:01,680
主骗这个骗啥呀

4156
02:34:01,680 --> 02:34:02,580
不知道骗啥

4157
02:34:02,580 --> 02:34:04,170
哎哟不知道骗啥

4158
02:34:04,170 --> 02:34:05,250
有啥送啥吧

4159
02:34:05,250 --> 02:34:06,150
有啥送啥吧

4160
02:34:06,150 --> 02:34:09,910
大家没啥就主播就干部有啥就送啥

4161
02:34:09,910 --> 02:34:10,990
无所谓了

4162
02:34:10,990 --> 02:34:13,360
主播已经迷晕了

4163
02:34:13,360 --> 02:34:15,250
这啥啥歌呀

4164
02:34:15,250 --> 02:34:22,040
哎我想听那个我想听那个对

4165
02:34:22,040 --> 02:34:22,820
好嘞

4166
02:34:22,820 --> 02:34:23,420
拜拜

4167
02:34:23,420 --> 02:34:26,420
大家晚上是不是晚上见啊

4168
02:34:26,420 --> 02:34:28,070
我不知道是不是晚上见

4169
02:34:28,070 --> 02:34:29,600
晚上能不能见到

4170
02:34:29,600 --> 02:34:30,840
能见到吗

4171
02:34:40,660 --> 02:34:43,500
拜拜喵

4172
02:34:43,980 --> 02:34:46,119
i could get the other two

4173
02:34:46,579 --> 02:34:48,159
but now that's not

4174
02:34:48,159 --> 02:34:49,719
how it works

4175
02:34:52,599 --> 02:34:54,900
i shouldn't be here right now

4176
02:34:54,900 --> 02:34:56,640
最喜欢燕子的米

4177
02:34:56,640 --> 02:34:58,770
只能做自己拿的周边

4178
02:34:58,770 --> 02:35:01,600
不如跟世界分享燕子的惨叫

4179
02:35:01,600 --> 02:35:05,380
你已经铁了心的要拿来给我上提督

4180
02:35:05,380 --> 02:35:07,000
然后点那什么是吧

4181
02:35:12,580 --> 02:35:14,800
谢谢凌霄莲和梦瑶的

4182
02:35:14,800 --> 02:35:19,240
谢谢谢九莲宝灯可罗马基和橘猫的舰长

4183
02:35:19,240 --> 02:35:20,320
谢谢大家的力

4184
02:35:20,320 --> 02:35:22,480
食堂打call牛蛙牛蛙小花花

4185
02:35:22,480 --> 02:35:23,440
爱了爱了

4186
02:35:23,440 --> 02:35:27,980
谢谢栗子子的决选绶带和期待权杖

4187
02:35:27,980 --> 02:35:29,780
谢谢爱梦的觉醒

4188
02:35:29,780 --> 02:35:32,440
绶带啊

4189
02:35:37,740 --> 02:35:39,000
有趣的

4190
02:35:39,000 --> 02:35:41,640
有充满富有趣味性的

4191
02:35:41,640 --> 02:35:43,360
充满教育意义的

4192
02:35:43,440 --> 02:35:46,570
there is no description to forget

4193
02:35:46,570 --> 02:35:48,540
so you all of them

4194
02:35:48,540 --> 02:35:49,620
好香啊

4195
02:35:49,620 --> 02:35:52,500
这个这个哎呦好香

4196
02:35:56,720 --> 02:35:59,680
stop me before it's too late

4197
02:36:02,860 --> 02:36:04,820
shouldn't be here right now

4198
02:36:04,820 --> 02:36:07,220
我也觉得好听

4199
02:36:07,220 --> 02:36:09,520
有眼光真有眼光

4200
02:36:09,520 --> 02:36:12,490
i know this game

4201
02:36:12,490 --> 02:36:14,520
and i need a miracle

4202
02:36:14,520 --> 02:36:16,920
这个雪人看着怪不习惯的

4203
02:36:16,920 --> 02:36:18,960
你把自己脑袋p上去了

4204
02:36:18,960 --> 02:36:20,160
就下就下

4205
02:36:20,160 --> 02:36:23,900
以后主播什么主播把这个雪人脑袋挖个洞啊

4206
02:36:23,900 --> 02:36:26,780
以后谁在谁在主播直播间啊

4207
02:36:26,780 --> 02:36:28,880
什么下播榜一

4208
02:36:28,880 --> 02:36:32,900
就把这个雪人雪人劈成他头像是吧

4209
02:36:33,000 --> 02:36:34,700
姿势有些选人啊

4210
02:36:34,700 --> 02:36:36,350
要是没有没有人打米

4211
02:36:36,350 --> 02:36:37,400
总没有人打米

4212
02:36:37,400 --> 02:36:39,100
主播就把他p成电棍

4213
02:36:39,100 --> 02:36:44,880
啊啊啊啊

4214
02:36:44,880 --> 02:36:45,720
get up

4215
02:36:45,720 --> 02:36:46,470
get up

4216
02:36:55,000 --> 02:36:55,720
give up

4217
02:36:55,720 --> 02:36:57,280
give it up

4218
02:37:00,040 --> 02:37:00,700
give up

4219
02:37:00,700 --> 02:37:02,360
give it up

4220
02:37:09,140 --> 02:37:15,280
大家诱导大家不达咩了

4221
02:37:16,640 --> 02:37:18,820
能不能快点快进到明天啊

4222
02:37:18,820 --> 02:37:21,040
这今天真是一点也待不下去了

4223
02:37:21,040 --> 02:37:22,520
明天充满希望

4224
02:37:22,520 --> 02:37:24,080
今天充满什么

4225
02:37:24,080 --> 02:37:28,530
今天今天今天充满的充满着没有加班

4226
02:37:28,530 --> 02:37:29,940
充满着没有饭吃

4227
02:37:29,940 --> 02:37:31,620
但明天有pl总决赛

4228
02:37:31,620 --> 02:37:33,360
能不能快点快进到明天啊

4229
02:37:33,360 --> 02:37:35,310
into my heart guys

4230
02:37:35,310 --> 02:37:37,680
give it one last time

4231
02:37:37,680 --> 02:37:40,880
get it for love

4232
02:37:41,100 --> 02:37:45,300
啊啊啊啊

4233
02:38:01,920 --> 02:38:06,020
拜拜主播主播没关

4234
02:38:06,020 --> 02:38:08,180
你知道在跟小亮打电话是吧

4235
02:38:08,180 --> 02:38:09,020
漏音了是吧

4236
02:38:09,020 --> 02:38:10,760
心里话说出来哪有啊

4237
02:38:10,760 --> 02:38:13,380
哪有这这这这就说出来的呀

4238
02:38:13,500 --> 02:38:15,840
不是想赶紧快进到明天

4239
02:38:15,840 --> 02:38:17,460
能不能快进到明天了

4240
02:38:17,460 --> 02:38:19,320
今天真是一点都呆不下去了

4241
02:38:19,320 --> 02:38:20,900
好想看比赛啊

4242
02:38:20,900 --> 02:38:23,840
啊我现在理解你们当时看世界杯的时候

4243
02:38:23,840 --> 02:38:25,100
你们都在想什么了

4244
02:38:25,100 --> 02:38:27,320
哈哈好想看比赛呀

4245
02:38:27,320 --> 02:38:29,220
拜拜拜拜