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他的头瞄是什么

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快快睡算什么

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不能说的

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明明还高远

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太后楼

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你的心演的好弱

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你的招数也好着

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so tell me baby

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what you looking for

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就该小哈哈哈

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挥挥手

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而不想吃了太多

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没要不要偷偷造访

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演播出爱情的寂寞

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只能在我手心里留下你的心动

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dn a少女让你动起

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跟你有曾经躺在你面前

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还有什么话好说

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我超你也是爱讨论是吧

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大家都去讨论了

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我真是服了

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哎哎哎你们谁把我送到那个斧子那边

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让他看着我来呀

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跟我跟我说说

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他是怎么评论主播的

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怎么很好奇啊啊来来来跟主播聊聊聊聊天啊

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让我让你跟我聊聊天

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像只狼太多没有用

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安康撒谎掩不住爱情的寂寞

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只能在我手心里留下你的心动滴眼泪

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说你呢

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你懂几个理由

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蒸汽弹在你面前还有什么话好说

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爱情有没有觉得我又一天没说话

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然后每天每天刚来的这个第一首歌

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唱的都比较嗓子

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不发觉

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嗓子状态也好

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但是往后的就不行了

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怎么会事呢

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怎么会事呢

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早上好

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早上好

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肥猫现在自己打完

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自己扫个码找到伯乐

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今天不知道干嘛

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我们就那什么

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我们我们又不用打c啊

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不知道啊

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我们我们过去打

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然后那个什么呀

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打个打个super泰

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直接什么啊

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米烟飘零半生

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什么未逢明主什么啊

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腐若不弃啊

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这个米娅米娅远不对啊

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他不给我上舰长

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对吧

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这是不行的

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早上好

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好久不见

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下期福利

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大家最近的话

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然后可能直播时间会有所变短啊

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因为第一是那什么

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第一是呃这个状态不太好

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第二是我还有那什么呃

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学校那边的话

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我开学有个考试

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所以我最近也在准备这个

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再加上呃最近有一些片要切

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有些策划要做呀

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要过生日嘛

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所以这个要比较忙了

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大家要跟大家说一下嗯

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考试加油好累

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不是休息啊

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是转台前转幕后嘛

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他们说昨天那个打了30c上府那边去问诊

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你知道吗

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嗨呀我金子好帅

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马上把你禁言

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让你金字

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我让你金马上把你禁言

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不可以说话了

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什么鬼啊

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怎么回事呢

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哎呀我觉得这个金字不合理啊

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明天把这个这个这个房管设置成了灰色的好吧

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不合理不合理嗯

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早上好

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还有还有早一只柯桥早

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等我的老家猫叫早上好

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桃天nice

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早上好

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林佳林为叫青海

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早上好

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东一早上好

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秋秋子

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早上好

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悠悠

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星大老师老师

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你收到那个转账了吗

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我那天有朋友转

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他也没告诉我是转了还是没转

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妈咪妈妈

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你在吗

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嗯早上好一个七

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早上好

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狗狗路南桥饭团

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早上好

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弟弟嗯

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我还要练走走走

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你是青绿啊

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什么你好

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猫人早早早早早早早早哎嘿嘿哎呀

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主播那个新切片

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你们觉得是不是有点太烂潮了呀

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有没有特别烂炒啊

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大家看了之后感觉那个标题和内容

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就有没有觉得内容特别无聊

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或者说标题有点太博出位了的感觉

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来问问大家对这种类型的切片接受度怎么样

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因为我发现什么呢

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我发现现在现在比较火的

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很多都是那种呃爆点特别高的嗯

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所以现在不能不能再不卷了

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再不卷的话

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感觉要不行了哈哈感觉也得稍微往上提一点了

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再再扭扭捏捏的

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然后不释放全部的这个炒作力度的话

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一次是没什么人看啊

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大家都都重油重盐的

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吃多了

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然后少加点调料

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虽然对身体好

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但不是爱吃不下饭怎么办

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没有没有那种蹭式的视频

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什么让我看一眼就恶心的

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那还可以是吧

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还可以是吧

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咩咩能不能释放忍术

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那玩意太伤嗓子了

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嗯火老师翻唱完那个释放忍术之后

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我也想学一下

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但是感觉太难了

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你知道吧

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就要撕心裂肺的去喊我

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拿那个声调一说话

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我说个三分钟嗓子就哑痛了

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说不出来话了

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我们在聊什么

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我们在说那个新切片相关的问题啊

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因为以前没太做过这个风格的切片啊

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所以这个问问大家问问大家怎么看待这个东西

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获得了主播所有视频里面最低的这个投币率啊

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也不知道是为啥

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可能是引到太多太多路人了

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还有可能是这个这个tag

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本身就有好多看热闹的人啊

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看完了之后觉得没有这个主播的塔照

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在视频里面也没有什么特别特别呃

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呃特别出格的内容

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然后就退掉了

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可能这样吧

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不太清楚

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但是有人说这个东西是剧本啊

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就是播着播着我就忽然呃无实物表演

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开始对着手机说啊

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哦我的妈妈发朋友圈帮我开盒了

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有人说我这个是剧本啊

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我没有这种剧本啊

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大家这个这个要是有这种剧本的话

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主播主播也不需要在跨年的期间拿出来

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而且剪切片的时候是把那个聊天记录

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就只把照片打了码发给这个切片man的

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可以去找切片man来这个核对一下

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没有剧本啊

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主播主播怎么会这种东西还需要有剧本去演吗

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啊是吧

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主播现在就可以在直播里面演什么

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我可以一个人无实物表演

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室友突然破门而入

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冲上来亲了我一大口

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明天百合狂喜

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后天什么上学的时候

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然后被这个外国朋友说

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你的声音条件很好

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有没有考虑过去油管上当

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以主播的炒作功力

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根本不需要现场编这种这种没什么新意的感觉

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不如不如文化输出啊

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主播一个人能编得绘声绘色的

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好吧哦咩呀

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你的切片看着很劲爆多

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整整剧本

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大家生活一般比剧本要无聊的多

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呃要是有准备提前准备的剧本的话

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怎么可能只拿出来啊

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这么这么这么这么这么不行的内容呢

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唉哟尤其是那个切片里面

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哎呦我到了中间给我吓得本音都出来了

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我剪切片的时候才发现我求切片man

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切片man是我朋友了

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切片man是国际高能时刻的作者

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两仪式z两仪式z关注热爱世喵红豆

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你阿里嘎都没有

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我就跟他争执

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我说能不能把这中间那两句话剪掉

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老子急得本音都出来了

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你看热闹不嫌事大

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非得给我贴进去是吧

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他说哈就好

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本音这口诶我就要放在里面

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不放在里面

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这片不发了

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不用发了

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我不剪了

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哎呀我说那好吧

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就就喜欢暴露本音这口啊

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懂吧

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这这这个呃主播也不好说

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换人就撒贝乐

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欢迎梅斯特法早哦

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还有哦

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我可能面对跟以前自己心意不符的抉择

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呃

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这个好片坏片

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先活下来才是正经的片啊

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谢谢一只果实喵的舰长获得你

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阿里嘎多

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谢谢自动续费

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感谢支持

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谢谢谢谢啊

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今天我们的舰长目标是虽然觉得太感谢了

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但是还是要写一写

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我们的舰长目标是

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哎呀虽然觉得太多了

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但是还是要写一写的人没有梦想

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那跟比亚比亚有什么差别没有

242
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,760
我们还是要学一下的

243
00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:45,140
好吧呃这个什么怎么主播切片火了

244
00:09:45,140 --> 00:09:48,020
还还有还有来借钱的呀

245
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抱歉打扰

246
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,650
新疆风区

247
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困在了出租房

248
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可以借我30吗

249
00:09:56,980 --> 00:10:00,880
还要多久啊

250
00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,860
等我看看你的成分啊

251
00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,820
你等我一下啊

252
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:10,040
哥们的账号动态没有

253
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:11,480
没有生活呀

254
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,780
全是抽奖啊

255
00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:15,960
你是抽奖机器人群发的吗

256
00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,180
在各个直播间群发的吗

257
00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:21,980
主要是发过自己的这个呃

258
00:10:21,980 --> 00:10:23,480
什么收藏啊

259
00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:24,140
喜欢啊

260
00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,880
看着是有真人的

261
00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,339
这个我就转给你了

262
00:10:28,339 --> 00:10:31,189
因为30万就是穷不了我

263
00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:32,029
富不了你

264
00:10:32,029 --> 00:10:34,309
但是万一你要真吃不上饭呢对吧

265
00:10:34,309 --> 00:10:35,920
我知道大家会说我很傻

266
00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:39,340
但哥们的头像是b站自带的

267
00:10:39,340 --> 00:10:41,170
关注数2000多

268
00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:43,180
全都是动态抽奖

269
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然后这名字也是乱码

270
00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:47,680
就一个年度大会员

271
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,660
看着还挺像活人账号的

272
00:10:49,660 --> 00:10:52,290
你你你这是啥情况啊

273
00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:55,350
呃这个要是比较困难的话

274
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:59,440
你你呃这是来开我盒的

275
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,400
啊

276
00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,550
这是来开我盒的是吧

277
00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:05,170
我给他扫码了

278
00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:08,660
他就可以知道知道我的我的微信

279
00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,860
怎么还有这种盯着好人杀的人啊

280
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:16,919
唉主播善良

281
00:11:16,919 --> 00:11:21,940
主播就得被你主播主播主播善良

282
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,080
主播给你转了

283
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,089
你反手把主播的盒开了

284
00:11:25,089 --> 00:11:26,289
我说呢

285
00:11:26,289 --> 00:11:30,339
当虚拟主播怎么心之壁这么容易拉满

286
00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:34,460
我就明明知道你可能是个骗主播

287
00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,840
还是想转你30块钱

288
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,750
万一你真吃不上饭了呢对吧

289
00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:43,080
结果结果原来是来开盒的吗

290
00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:49,579
哈哈我真的他真的哎呦哎

291
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,610
我服了啊

292
00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:55,780
美颜咪呀

293
00:11:55,780 --> 00:12:00,080
暴露人前直播要看这种带tag的视频

294
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,210
你去黄黑网站看

295
00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:06,440
你别在主播直播间看人前暴露什么

296
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,670
米米啊啊震惊呃

297
00:12:09,670 --> 00:12:12,230
虚拟主播竟在直播间中

298
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,050
公然脱掉了身上的三件衣服

299
00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:16,850
来咱们写个烂剧本

300
00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:19,790
虚拟主播竟在直播间公然脱衣

301
00:12:19,790 --> 00:12:21,710
尺度之大令人发指

302
00:12:21,710 --> 00:12:23,090
她竟然脱了三件

303
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:27,790
来我们查一下1232

304
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,080
如果不行的话

305
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,580
还可以继续拖啊

306
00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:34,200
还可以继续四五哇

307
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,990
简直啊国民已经烂完了

308
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,840
但虚拟主播这号称不养男友粉

309
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,830
不养嘎吃

310
00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:43,270
今天在直播间公然脱衣

311
00:12:43,270 --> 00:12:44,380
一拖五件

312
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:47,560
简直就是败坏了我们v圈的风气呀

313
00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:50,500
感觉感觉真的是烂完了

314
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,870
没有当年日v版本的纯真

315
00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:56,160
也没有英v美v的这个简单啊

316
00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,780
感觉感觉国内都是一群炒作狗闺蜜

317
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,820
都是一群在直播里面脱衣服的

318
00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:06,360
很坏很坏的人要出来了

319
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,780
这都能出来

320
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,430
你要不还是去

321
00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:15,520
要不还是去男科医院做个绝育吧

322
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:21,319
我真心建议你敏感度过高是一种病

323
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:23,740
不要惠及记忆啊

324
00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:25,540
这个东西没有什么好避讳的

325
00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:29,900
主播深切的建议你去看看病吧

326
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,700
如果要是那什么没病的话

327
00:13:31,700 --> 00:13:33,839
那你就治治脑子吧

328
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,610
哎你的问题出在心里

329
00:13:36,610 --> 00:13:39,400
应该治治脑子

330
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,780
天机又迟到了

331
00:13:40,780 --> 00:13:41,980
天津不知道呀

332
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,360
今天想上160天

333
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,339
怎么想想

334
00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,280
目标160嗯

335
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,200
这是骗联系号码的

336
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,520
我还是太纯真了

337
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,330
大家我当时那个什么

338
00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:59,080
我以前上高中的时候就会有那种呃聋哑人

339
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,240
然后希望你捐钱的嘛

340
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,520
就会有一种就是拿这个本子

341
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,780
然后说我是聋哑人

342
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,640
希望你可以支持我一点

343
00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,940
我当时一个月才100的零花钱

344
00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:12,160
我自己很多时候买点零食什么的

345
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,600
夏天买个冰水啊

346
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,020
什么都不太舍得

347
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,340
但是一旦碰到这种人

348
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:17,480
我觉得他好可怜

349
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,440
我就会给他五块

350
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,520
给他十块的

351
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,569
直到有一次什么时候呢

352
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,250
直到有一次我中午放学的时候

353
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,530
因为出来的比较晚了

354
00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:28,930
我在那边等我朋友出来的比较晚了

355
00:14:28,930 --> 00:14:30,250
我把朋友送回家之后

356
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,210
我自己回家的那条路上

357
00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:33,590
就只有我一个人

358
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:34,610
没有别的学生了

359
00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:37,150
就碰到一个流浪汉

360
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,470
也不是流浪汉吧

361
00:14:38,470 --> 00:14:40,650
也是呃说自己是聋哑人

362
00:14:40,650 --> 00:14:41,850
举着个牌子的那种

363
00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:45,690
我就把我的那个小钱包掏出来

364
00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:47,420
我想给他五块钱

365
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:51,620
结果他直接从我钱包里面挑了最大的一张20

366
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,520
抽走了

367
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,400
我当时整个人表情

368
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:58,250
我说我说这是这是这是我吃饭的钱

369
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,720
然后他就跑了

370
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,960
他不理我

371
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,640
他他就直接跑了

372
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,720
我也跑不过他

373
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,540
你知道吧

374
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:07,360
哎呦我真的我真的

375
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:10,000
从此以后我看到这种人我都是绕开的

376
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,480
你知道吗

377
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,650
我真的很害怕

378
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:14,530
很多时候你对于世界的这种帮助

379
00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:16,120
对于世界的善意

380
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,680
你帮助了很多人

381
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:19,060
比如你帮助了100个人

382
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,760
只要有那么三个五个坏比

383
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:25,120
然后你以后你就再也不想帮别人了

384
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,500
你就留下了心理阴影

385
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,940
从此世界上少了一个

386
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:31,180
会用自己身上仅有的100块钱给别人

387
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,440
这个呃给别的人的一个一个小女孩啊对啊

388
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,260
这种东西就是这样的

389
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:40,100
哎主播原来从小这么清楚

390
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,570
我很善良的

391
00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:43,250
我真的很善良的

392
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,300
他们都不信

393
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,500
他们都说我不善良

394
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,880
我抽象贵物

395
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,020
但真的没有

396
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:51,699
大家哪有好人

397
00:15:51,699 --> 00:15:52,779
我不知道呀

398
00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:55,239
而且主要这个人还是年度大会员的

399
00:15:55,239 --> 00:15:56,499
怎么回事呢

400
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:04,300
手机号和现实住址

401
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:07,930
测测你是原神里的哪一个角色

402
00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:09,040
真的吗

403
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,420
主播是刻晴

404
00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,770
主播不用测试

405
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:12,880
给你看给你看

406
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,020
主播是冬装

407
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:16,090
刻晴震惊绝密

408
00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:18,010
刻晴新皮肤暴露

409
00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:21,070
背后竟是大尾巴包包啊

410
00:16:21,070 --> 00:16:23,950
刻晴的这款皮肤突破了锚点设计啊

411
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,140
采用了新的发型修改

412
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:28,660
已经引入了猫猫帽子的元素

413
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,950
替代了以前的猫耳发包啊

414
00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:35,630
呃同时呢充满着现代青春少女活力的气息

415
00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:40,790
呃刻晴从这个呃少女体型变成了萝莉体型

416
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:44,320
暗示着拒绝幼态审美

417
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,940
从她做起的现实中

418
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:50,869
最新最硬的时尚潮流主播就是原神里的刻晴啊

419
00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:52,759
不需要发你身份证号了

420
00:16:52,759 --> 00:16:54,079
主播已经知道了

421
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,759
发自内心的明白啊

422
00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:56,280
好吧

423
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,340
不过确实也是吧

424
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:03,370
很难想象借钱不找朋友去陌生主播的直播间啊

425
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:05,950
呃谢谢梦瑶的花式夸夸红豆泥

426
00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:06,490
阿里嘎

427
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:06,760
多

428
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:11,180
谢谢马桶上四哈的猪包的快乐水

429
00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:12,320
你口味可真重啊

430
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,720
你在马桶上一边嘶哈一边喝快乐水

431
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,740
什么口味

432
00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:19,760
刚在阿姨的朋友圈看到没发现你这么有味道

433
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,400
我的那个哼哼表情要总督才能发呢

434
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,460
我的憨厚表情要总督才能发呢

435
00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:29,629
嗯都给我说完了

436
00:17:29,629 --> 00:17:30,990
那大家说什么呀

437
00:17:30,990 --> 00:17:32,790
国民都是很坏很坏的人

438
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,260
国民都一点都不纯真

439
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:34,950
你懂吧

440
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:37,020
我们大家都是炒作勾

441
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:40,139
这东西就是你的火候开到了七分

442
00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:42,329
那我的火候就得看到八分

443
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,439
要不然没人看了

444
00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:45,119
最后大家都一起胡罢了

445
00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:46,229
这没办法呀

446
00:17:46,229 --> 00:17:50,200
嗯像主播裹上围巾代表着什么

447
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,500
是做一下那个阅读理解主播的围巾

448
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:58,089
代表着主播与世隔绝的厚厚心心之病啊

449
00:17:58,089 --> 00:17:59,120
平星球

450
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,400
而且另一侧哈哈哈哈

451
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,050
什么都不给看

452
00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:04,760
他不是说自己是聋哑人

453
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,140
他是举了一块小牌子

454
00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,280
上面写的是年好

455
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,130
什么陌生的好心人

456
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:10,330
我是一个聋哑人

457
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:11,110
什么什么之类的

458
00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:12,430
你可以支援我一下吗

459
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:15,070
然后麻烦你在这个签名之后

460
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:16,600
你可以留下自己的名字

461
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,539
留下自己的电话号什么之类的啊

462
00:18:19,539 --> 00:18:20,499
以后有机会的话

463
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,860
我会报答你的

464
00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:23,240
我在想我当时哎呀

465
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,920
我当时还不是虚拟主播啊

466
00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,940
当时还没有虚拟主播这个东西呢

467
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,800
要是当时就有虚拟主播

468
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,580
我就在想

469
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:29,940
卧槽

470
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,700
我给你拿钱还要被你开盒

471
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:34,260
然后哎就很害怕

472
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:34,890
你懂吧

473
00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:37,360
嗯只抽一张

474
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,380
明明可以全拿走

475
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,390
我钱包里一共就25块钱

476
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,810
他就只抽了一张

477
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,250
他两张都抽走的话

478
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,570
我中午真没饭吃了

479
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,460
我就不能就不能坐

480
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,390
坐视不理了

481
00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:48,590
我就是拼了命威的

482
00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:50,150
就像他把钱抢回来

483
00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:50,800
知道吧

484
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,080
如何评价外卖小哥把车蹭了

485
00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:53,980
加速跑路

486
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:56,320
虽然说外卖小哥挺辛苦的吧

487
00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:59,600
很多时候我觉得就是怎么说呢

488
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,210
假如是我的车

489
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:03,250
如果他下来态度很好的

490
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:03,850
跟我道歉

491
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:05,300
并且表示一定要赔

492
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,760
那我可能就会让他少赔点或者不严重

493
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:08,930
我就让他不配了

494
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,460
但如果说他把我的车蹭了

495
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:12,990
然后加速跑了

496
00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:14,160
那我绝对会报警

497
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,450
我就是查不出来

498
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:16,680
我也肯定会报警了

499
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,690
我一定要把这个人绳之以法好吧

500
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,750
任何跑路之人终将绳之以法

501
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,050
任何邪恶必将被正义战胜

502
00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:28,130
虽然虽然这个这个这个很少有被抓捕归案的

503
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:30,170
但是还是懂得都懂啊

504
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:34,500
嗯在你身后感觉不如刻

505
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,480
晴主播到底是猫还是老鼠

506
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,350
我是猫咪

507
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,480
我是猫

508
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,060
我遇到过持续的电话推销吗

509
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:41,960
我跟你们说

510
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,000
怎么才能不遇到电话推销呢

511
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,020
你不遇到电话推销

512
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:45,920
有一个办法

513
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,800
就是你不接电话就行了

514
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,320
所有的电话都不用接

515
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:53,510
因为我在国外这边用的是国内的手机号

516
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:56,420
然后国内没有任何一个人会给我打电话

517
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:57,320
没有朋友

518
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,970
没有没有家人

519
00:19:58,970 --> 00:20:02,580
没有这个这个呃学校的关系啊

520
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:03,870
或者社会的关系

521
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,760
因为但凡跟我熟的

522
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:06,960
要么发我qq

523
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,300
要么发我微信

524
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:10,460
不可能给我打电话联系

525
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:13,340
所以国内所有的电话我一个都不接

526
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:14,960
只要不接

527
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,580
就没有诈骗电话

528
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:18,560
但国外的电话我不敢不接

529
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,270
有一次半夜起来

530
00:20:20,270 --> 00:20:21,590
有一个无服务

531
00:20:21,590 --> 00:20:24,440
无信息的一个不显示电话号是多少了

532
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,870
一个缅甸的电话

533
00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:27,130
吓得我一激灵

534
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:28,090
我把它接起来

535
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:29,950
我以为是又把我绑过去

536
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,860
噶了腰子之类的

537
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:36,740
结果接起来还是那些什么澳门什么什么厂

538
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:38,000
什么哎呀

539
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,520
这个那个的就我一下就给挂了

540
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,300
很多都是这样的

541
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,940
1月份的总督人选分包定了吗

542
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,620
可以抽签抽到你吗

543
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:49,700
抽签抽到冬一可以吗

544
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:52,880
嗯这是主播的生活

545
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,300
不是嘛

546
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:54,560
那倒也是吧对吧

547
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:55,820
一边在马桶上直播

548
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:56,780
一边喝快乐水

549
00:20:56,780 --> 00:21:01,580
我们我们我们国v直播都是坐在洗衣机上播的

550
00:21:01,580 --> 00:21:03,740
都是坐在洗衣机上播的

551
00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:05,180
马桶上播不太好

552
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,660
容易得痔疮

553
00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,600
哈哈哈哈哈哎呀容易得痔疮

554
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,300
等完痔疮再把痔疮切个片出来

555
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,010
这不是嘎了吗

556
00:21:14,010 --> 00:21:14,820
哎呦

557
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,740
在这边你得了痔疮

558
00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:23,820
哎呀反正我的话我应该是不会去医院的

559
00:21:23,820 --> 00:21:24,810
不嫌丢人

560
00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:29,880
被全外国护士医生啊围着看看

561
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,800
看屁股我是受不了的

562
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,170
所以只能汇集记忆啊

563
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:37,410
虽然我建议大家能对米亚米亚冲的

564
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,210
赶快去这个医院看看

565
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:40,130
不行就切

566
00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:42,830
但是但是如果真的到我身上的话

567
00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:43,970
我应该是不敢去的

568
00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,630
我觉得太丢人了

569
00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:48,250
哎呦太丢人了

570
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,560
受不了嗯

571
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,830
每当我每天投50块

572
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:54,240
下播50块

573
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,920
50块的话是25的

574
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,450
流水也不是很多呀

575
00:21:57,450 --> 00:22:00,220
嗯主播说话好多好快啊

576
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:01,240
都不用喝水吗

577
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,620
那也跟不上弹幕啊

578
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:05,549
争取把有内容的弹幕都都回家了

579
00:22:05,549 --> 00:22:06,329
我说话快

580
00:22:06,329 --> 00:22:09,559
但是一般弹幕快的时候我也跟不上

581
00:22:09,559 --> 00:22:11,760
所以就多说说话好吧

582
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,600
不是国v

583
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,320
我不看对

584
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,360
就要这股热血沸腾的战狼剑

585
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,940
哈哈到这股这股战狼点

586
00:22:17,940 --> 00:22:20,280
记得记得去看流浪地球啊

587
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,040
一定要这个这个票房肯定能把阿凡达拿下

588
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,660
别急细说洗衣机

589
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:28,120
你们怎么都卡洗衣机里面

590
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:32,100
你们你们那什么你们没有看过那什么吗

591
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:37,440
没有看过这个这个呃月撇美兔的这个直播吗

592
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:41,640
他当年比较出名的那个梗

593
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,040
要么就是超美丽3d发癫

594
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,899
要么就是坐洗衣机上面直播

595
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,080
这个不是很出名的梗吗

596
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:50,260
阿伟诶

597
00:22:50,260 --> 00:22:51,760
阿伟都没人认识了吗

598
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,580
卧槽不过前段时间阿伟刚进盾了

599
00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:59,370
作为这个女v里面嗯很有创造力的同时呢

600
00:22:59,370 --> 00:23:02,270
也是非常老的老前辈啊

601
00:23:02,270 --> 00:23:05,270
只能说金盾需要他来证明金盾的含金量

602
00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:07,670
而不是他需要金盾来证明自己的含金量

603
00:23:07,670 --> 00:23:09,550
捏得了痔疮

604
00:23:09,550 --> 00:23:11,080
播放得几10万吧

605
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:11,920
挺吓人的

606
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,220
有点烦人了

607
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:15,240
多看看习惯就好了

608
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,020
嘿嘿喵喵

609
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,640
主播听起来很大舌头

610
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,900
但是读音却很准

611
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,240
是啊是啊

612
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,330
我觉得我虽然他们很多人说我夹

613
00:23:24,330 --> 00:23:26,520
但说我什么声音太营业

614
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,930
或者是说那个大舌头

615
00:23:28,930 --> 00:23:32,050
但是基本上没有人听不懂主播说话吧

616
00:23:32,050 --> 00:23:35,600
主播的这个语音只要不那么营业的话

617
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:40,010
在那个qq里面转文字是百分百的转化率

618
00:23:40,010 --> 00:23:42,620
就除了切片或者v app

619
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:47,800
这种这种比较专业性的词汇转不出来之外

620
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,830
剩下的都是完全都能转出来的

621
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:52,810
什么工作室啊什么之类的

622
00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:53,350
你懂吧

623
00:23:55,659 --> 00:23:59,139
主播你在国外会不会有国内骗子打电话给你

624
00:23:59,139 --> 00:23:59,259
说

625
00:23:59,259 --> 00:24:00,819
你在国内消费几10万了

626
00:24:00,819 --> 00:24:02,019
这种问题很简单

627
00:24:02,019 --> 00:24:03,700
因为我根本没有几10万

628
00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,590
我根本没有那么多钱

629
00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:07,960
所以根本不用担心啊

630
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,340
这一听就是假的

631
00:24:09,340 --> 00:24:10,750
哪有那么多钱啊

632
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:16,100
哎呦主播如何评价有个主播卖惨吐槽运营

633
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,900
然后被运营把瓜爆出来

634
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:19,440
咱们说实话怎么说呢

635
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,390
主播跟运营的关系呢

636
00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:24,420
就像是你跟你的好闺蜜之间的关系

637
00:24:24,420 --> 00:24:26,740
当然排除了这个上下级之外

638
00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:29,200
你可以跟运营去吐槽一些什么

639
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,640
给你压力的观众啊

640
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,350
或者说你一些场外的信息啊之类的

641
00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:36,260
但这种东西吧就真的就像闺蜜一样

642
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:37,370
你们好的时候

643
00:24:37,370 --> 00:24:39,770
她发誓一辈子永远饱受这个秘密

644
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,150
因为不好的时候

645
00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:43,120
你又说运营哪里哪里啊

646
00:24:43,120 --> 00:24:43,960
亏待你了

647
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,360
哪里哪里压了你的这个资源

648
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:51,200
那运营又说你啊什么背后嘴同事嘴观众什么

649
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,990
自己私下里这个又那个生活习惯不好

650
00:24:54,015 --> 00:24:56,990
大家互相毁灭一下这个金身啊

651
00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:58,550
太正常不过了

652
00:24:58,550 --> 00:25:01,500
真的这个太正常不过了

653
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,760
这个世界上吧

654
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,909
可能你跟他关系今天好

655
00:25:05,909 --> 00:25:06,989
你跟他吐槽

656
00:25:06,989 --> 00:25:08,730
或者你跟他怎么样的

657
00:25:08,859 --> 00:25:11,880
明天你们俩就掰掉了

658
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,990
那就很正常

659
00:25:12,990 --> 00:25:13,650
你知道吧

660
00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:16,710
主播是有播音功底在的

661
00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:18,060
那叫播音

662
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,220
你好

663
00:25:20,220 --> 00:25:24,210
这里是fm 22894962

664
00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:26,280
我是你今天的呃

665
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,300
这叫什么来着

666
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:29,220
我是今天的主持弥彦

667
00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:34,240
在2023年1月次日新1年的第四天

668
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:38,159
祝你上午下午晚上都快乐

669
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:40,410
社区有没有吹过做核酸

670
00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:42,540
有社区给我打过电话呢

671
00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:43,630
说喂啊

672
00:25:43,630 --> 00:25:44,230
我说喂

673
00:25:44,230 --> 00:25:45,179
你是谁啊

674
00:25:45,179 --> 00:25:46,979
他说我是你们社区的

675
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,239
你最近感觉没有

676
00:25:48,239 --> 00:25:49,859
你最近没有核酸记录啊

677
00:25:49,859 --> 00:25:51,300
你这个是什么情况呢

678
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,560
我说我人在国外

679
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:53,730
我做不了核酸

680
00:25:53,730 --> 00:25:57,060
他说那叫你家里人来这个这个这个这个办公室

681
00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:57,780
出一份文件

682
00:25:57,780 --> 00:25:58,870
证明你人在国外

683
00:25:58,870 --> 00:26:00,850
我说我家里人也不在本地

684
00:26:01,990 --> 00:26:04,580
然后他沉默了一会儿就把我挂了

685
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:07,440
这是好久之前的事情了啊

686
00:26:08,420 --> 00:26:10,210
怎么咽着忽然哽咽

687
00:26:10,210 --> 00:26:11,050
没有啊

688
00:26:11,050 --> 00:26:11,560
没有

689
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:12,670
这是咽口水

690
00:26:12,670 --> 00:26:15,290
大家不是说我说话太快吗

691
00:26:15,290 --> 00:26:16,460
我说话很快

692
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:19,220
所以这个口水就流得比较快

693
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:20,270
我不是更get了

694
00:26:20,270 --> 00:26:22,199
我是口水卡喉咙里了

695
00:26:22,199 --> 00:26:22,979
谁没事

696
00:26:22,979 --> 00:26:24,419
闲着就哭了

697
00:26:24,419 --> 00:26:26,540
卧槽说啥呢

698
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:27,980
逗闷子讲笑话呢

699
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:29,360
一下就哭了是吧

700
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:32,180
想到自己心酸往事啊

701
00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:33,800
情绪这么不稳定一下

702
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,019
在直播中潸然泪下

703
00:26:36,019 --> 00:26:37,080
跟大家

704
00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:41,560
我从来没有想过要伤害任何人

705
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,450
怎么可能啊

706
00:26:43,450 --> 00:26:45,520
卧槽讲这么欢乐的事

707
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:46,390
麻烦开始哭

708
00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:48,100
主播今天状态不好了是吧

709
00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:51,540
也许是患上了一些精神上的问题

710
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,400
不太好啊

711
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,870
怎么可能呢

712
00:26:55,870 --> 00:26:59,280
嗯我现在全身是盾了

713
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:03,280
你已经从头武装到了脚脖

714
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,490
你知道那个以前有一个说法

715
00:27:06,490 --> 00:27:10,120
就是有一个东西叫金缕玉衣对吧

716
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:15,399
金缕玉衣在秦朝还是在什么哪个朝代的

717
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,880
埋葬帝王的这个墓室里面挖出来的

718
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,650
据说身上穿着金缕玉衣的人

719
00:27:21,650 --> 00:27:24,350
在图里面可以保持千年不朽

720
00:27:24,350 --> 00:27:26,270
你现在这200个金盾

721
00:27:26,270 --> 00:27:28,310
就相当于往自己的账号上面

722
00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:31,000
套了一层v圈的金缕玉衣啊

723
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:35,400
头发武装到脚趾甲以后

724
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,870
将没有任何人可以击穿你的装甲

725
00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:40,930
你就是最强套盾之人

726
00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:44,530
哎哟真可怕

727
00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:46,800
主播演的好像真的吗

728
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,540
主播主播演的这么像

729
00:27:48,540 --> 00:27:50,490
但是直播里面却不哭

730
00:27:50,490 --> 00:27:51,090
这是为什么

731
00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:53,040
这是一种坚持

732
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,740
主播真哭的时候听起来像在笑一样

733
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,980
主播真哭的时候不是这样的

734
00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,960
今天哭的时候

735
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,090
你就推我在那拼命的吸鼻子

736
00:28:02,090 --> 00:28:03,500
让我也不敢说话

737
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,940
因为你说话声音是抖的

738
00:28:04,940 --> 00:28:05,540
你知道吧

739
00:28:05,540 --> 00:28:07,649
嗯能复活对

740
00:28:07,649 --> 00:28:09,539
就那个争取早点复活

741
00:28:09,539 --> 00:28:12,440
看你200个金盾超管拿下你

742
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:13,640
他也得害怕一下

743
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:15,080
懂不懂懂不懂含金量

744
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:16,460
别嗷嗷哭了

745
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,940
什么版本的事了

746
00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:20,560
还嗷嗷哭呢

747
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,200
现在已经不是嗷嗷哭的版本了

748
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,389
已经过气了

749
00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:27,070
已经是2022年

750
00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:30,130
2022年的这个年末最佳大活呀

751
00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:32,350
2023年的年初大活

752
00:28:32,350 --> 00:28:35,410
我觉得这个张金华复活还不能算

753
00:28:35,410 --> 00:28:36,970
得看看下面是谁啊

754
00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:37,750
首页来的

755
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:38,639
哈喽哈喽

756
00:28:38,639 --> 00:28:40,379
欢迎你点进我的直播间

757
00:28:40,379 --> 00:28:43,499
对了大家今天有好多首页来的

758
00:28:43,499 --> 00:28:44,819
从我的切片来的

759
00:28:44,819 --> 00:28:46,530
观众的话呃

760
00:28:46,530 --> 00:28:49,320
可以拜托你给我点一个关注吗

761
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,320
我想要5万粉过生日

762
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,569
嘿嘿嘿嘿

763
00:28:53,569 --> 00:28:55,370
谢谢谢谢

764
00:28:55,370 --> 00:28:57,920
仿佛又有人说我帅的粉丝灯牌

765
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,080
谢谢木叶的关注和等你

766
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:00,800
阿里嘎多

767
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:01,700
感谢支持

768
00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:02,780
谢谢谢谢

769
00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:03,440
主播

770
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,820
能哭给你看吗

771
00:29:04,820 --> 00:29:05,990
你是谁啊

772
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,670
你是谁啊

773
00:29:07,670 --> 00:29:09,620
提出这种无理的要求

774
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:10,760
这是谁啊

775
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,630
真不认识

776
00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:12,580
真不熟

777
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:16,160
谢谢小俊的粉丝灯牌

778
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:16,940
感谢支持

779
00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:18,440
红豆泥阿里嘎多

780
00:29:18,580 --> 00:29:21,580
主播在你切片的评论的赞

781
00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:24,040
超过了我自己做视频的播放

782
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:24,910
嗷嗷哭

783
00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:26,180
嗷嗷嗷

784
00:29:27,060 --> 00:29:28,020
你

785
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,920
知道我这一辈子得到的最多的评论

786
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,540
是在什么地方吗

787
00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:39,660
不是我自己的视频啊

788
00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:43,020
我截止到现在做了一整年的视频

789
00:29:43,020 --> 00:29:46,000
播放量来到了150万

790
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,250
一共做了34个切片

791
00:29:48,250 --> 00:29:49,480
播放量150万

792
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,580
这么平均下来感觉还可以对吧

793
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:53,000
但是也不是特别好

794
00:29:54,660 --> 00:30:01,380
但是我那我收到了一个最高的视频的点赞的评

795
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:01,650
论

796
00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:04,440
是我在k老师下面

797
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,360
k老师的狂浪下面评论的

798
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,220
我不知道什么是调

799
00:30:09,220 --> 00:30:12,280
我好像获得了最多赞的视频吧

800
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,060
是多少

801
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,199
1万多

802
00:30:16,199 --> 00:30:18,119
那个有17000的赞

803
00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:19,409
我记得没错的话

804
00:30:19,409 --> 00:30:21,119
作为一个虚拟主播

805
00:30:22,859 --> 00:30:27,410
最高赞的东西居然是在别人视频下面发的评论

806
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:29,520
让我感到非常的屈辱啊

807
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,180
我都是这样的

808
00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:32,680
那你怎么会这样呢

809
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:33,389
对吧

810
00:30:33,389 --> 00:30:34,829
关注列表来了

811
00:30:34,829 --> 00:30:37,109
谢谢阿银的干杯和牛哇

812
00:30:37,109 --> 00:30:37,949
感谢支持

813
00:30:37,949 --> 00:30:38,549
红豆泥

814
00:30:38,549 --> 00:30:39,029
阿里嘎

815
00:30:39,029 --> 00:30:39,449
多

816
00:30:39,449 --> 00:30:42,480
谢谢谢谢自来

817
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:43,940
米娅可爱捏

818
00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:45,020
米娅可爱捏

819
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,960
转型成为评论区up

820
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,730
别成为评论区up了啊

821
00:30:50,730 --> 00:30:51,750
主播也没有

822
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:54,840
也没有特别特别好的那种朋友

823
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,190
然后一去哪儿一评论

824
00:30:57,300 --> 00:31:00,540
然后大家就拿着那个石头

825
00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:02,280
拿着这个锅

826
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,590
拿着铲子来骂我了啊

827
00:31:04,590 --> 00:31:05,780
美呀美呀

828
00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,460
臭狗来了是吧

829
00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:08,720
我们家哥哥

830
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,850
我们家姐姐跟你真不熟

831
00:31:10,850 --> 00:31:15,550
你看看你24.6万的粉丝贻笑大方

832
00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:17,170
看看我们家哥哥姐姐

833
00:31:17,170 --> 00:31:19,450
这涨粉速度像坐火箭一样

834
00:31:19,450 --> 00:31:21,139
嗖嗖嗖的往往上穿

835
00:31:21,139 --> 00:31:22,579
他是明日之星

836
00:31:22,579 --> 00:31:24,199
你是风中残烛啊

837
00:31:24,199 --> 00:31:26,340
为什么你要在他的切片下面评论

838
00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:29,430
你是不是来蹭我们家哥哥姐姐的热度的

839
00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:31,980
我们家哥哥姐姐根本根本根本不熟啊

840
00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:33,240
赶快走人吧

841
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:36,150
呃这懂得都懂啊

842
00:31:36,150 --> 00:31:39,500
你没办法自己播放视频

843
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,060
破千都好难哦

844
00:31:41,060 --> 00:31:41,780
哭那是啊

845
00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:43,820
你得做点有爆点的东西啊

846
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:44,920
但我也不会做

847
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,700
我也不会做

848
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:46,540
我会做的话

849
00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:47,980
我也不至于现在这样

850
00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:49,460
我也不会做吧

851
00:31:49,460 --> 00:31:51,860
你要不去那个岳父那边

852
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:55,520
你去打个mc给自己挂个号吧

853
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,840
你别给我挂了

854
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,460
我已经有人给我挂过了

855
00:31:58,460 --> 00:31:59,840
你找找那什么

856
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,060
你换个人

857
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,290
你找人给你挂个号怎么样啊

858
00:32:05,290 --> 00:32:06,460
别人不好

859
00:32:06,460 --> 00:32:10,300
说明emm一定是来凑什么虚拟去知名大蹭狗啊

860
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,280
我害怕

861
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,930
太想你了

862
00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:17,750
宝你想我吗

863
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:23,780
宝这个问题就不要在弹幕区里面问出来

864
00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:25,580
有一种尴尬的感觉

865
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:28,160
你说主播主播都没有念

866
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,690
你还要发下一句

867
00:32:29,690 --> 00:32:31,220
那主播说不想你

868
00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:33,120
你说你的脸往哪搁

869
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,159
主播说想你

870
00:32:35,159 --> 00:32:38,819
那显得主播也太太媚粉了吧

871
00:32:38,819 --> 00:32:41,330
唉

872
00:32:41,330 --> 00:32:44,000
主播只能思前想后的回复一句

873
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,760
你是谁呀

874
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,880
真不是很吃

875
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:50,820
我还相信他

876
00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:52,380
炎炎喵早呀

877
00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:52,980
小灰灰

878
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:56,270
我还有还有早上好一个人

879
00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:59,600
你想要我的宝宝吗

880
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,460
你的宝宝又是谁啊

881
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,980
真真没那么熟

882
00:33:04,980 --> 00:33:05,640
你知道吗

883
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,540
真真不熟

884
00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:07,530
真不熟

885
00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:10,140
哎呦我想你想你好了吗

886
00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:10,659
对吧

887
00:33:10,659 --> 00:33:12,519
不会是叶老的总督

888
00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:13,899
说话太有意思了

889
00:33:15,010 --> 00:33:16,480
先查成分

890
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,470
先查成分

891
00:33:17,470 --> 00:33:18,340
点开啊

892
00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:19,450
嫣然最满意

893
00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:20,410
离开是吧

894
00:33:20,410 --> 00:33:22,780
哎呦早上好哦

895
00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:25,220
还有还有你想你的神宝了

896
00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:26,990
那你去叫他呀

897
00:33:26,990 --> 00:33:28,700
你在我直播间想他

898
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,590
这叫什么冥土追魂

899
00:33:30,590 --> 00:33:31,960
卧槽哈哈

900
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,250
怎么回事呢

901
00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:35,440
主播也在国外有养过吗

902
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:36,100
我有啊

903
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:39,230
我事业上升期的时候出门旅了个游

904
00:33:39,230 --> 00:33:41,990
回来直接扬了无缝停播

905
00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:42,770
14天

906
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:47,270
把我这个半年积累的大好江山全部拱手让人了

907
00:33:47,270 --> 00:33:47,630
要不然

908
00:33:47,630 --> 00:33:51,960
主播现在怎么可能只有这么150件啊

909
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,659
160件都上不去

910
00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:55,639
今天直播坐在这边啊

911
00:33:55,639 --> 00:33:56,920
播了半个小时

912
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,200
大家都分笔不打主打陪伴

913
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,220
怎么可能这样呢

914
00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:01,660
主播当年可不是这样的

915
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:05,820
主播当时状态好的那个时候吧

916
00:34:05,820 --> 00:34:07,020
想着对吧

917
00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:08,520
操劳了这么久了啊

918
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,540
一天播六个小时

919
00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:10,080
太累了

920
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,220
我们出去旅个游吧

921
00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:12,300
回来就摇了

922
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,659
妈的真是服了

923
00:34:13,659 --> 00:34:17,199
2022年最后悔的一件事就是出去旅了

924
00:34:17,199 --> 00:34:18,999
这个碧游真后悔呀

925
00:34:18,999 --> 00:34:23,399
哎呦什么都别想你a c大喵喵了

926
00:34:23,399 --> 00:34:23,939
你想大

927
00:34:23,939 --> 00:34:25,859
你去他直播间找的时候把我拉黑

928
00:34:25,859 --> 00:34:27,160
18是我

929
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,900
我不知道他什么时候会来

930
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,520
我也不知道他什么时候会走啊

931
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,160
晚上暖暖三西布利嗯

932
00:34:33,379 --> 00:34:35,419
都是连左眼摇了

933
00:34:35,419 --> 00:34:37,000
右眼都不算密接

934
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,220
你为什么在我直播间攻击多少人

935
00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:41,560
你在你去他直播间攻击他呀

936
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:45,140
你在我直播间攻击东雪莲

937
00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:49,650
你是不是在骂我啊

938
00:34:49,650 --> 00:34:52,650
猫猫不可以骂人哦

939
00:34:52,650 --> 00:34:56,070
就骂就骂

940
00:34:57,910 --> 00:34:59,710
就骂

941
00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:03,580
哎哟这个这个这个机新怪

942
00:35:03,580 --> 00:35:04,840
我真的服了

943
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,340
主播为什么不是小花

944
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:10,260
是不是因为我是什么啊

945
00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:10,740
对不起

946
00:35:10,740 --> 00:35:12,300
主播眼神不太好用啊

947
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:13,200
谢谢花

948
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:14,100
溅泪的小花

949
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,930
谢谢米儿的

950
00:35:15,930 --> 00:35:17,790
你能不能把这名字改掉

951
00:35:17,790 --> 00:35:18,990
米娅男友粉

952
00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:20,130
你说你送什么礼物

953
00:35:20,130 --> 00:35:24,000
我能谢你们这这个小花牛蛙的

954
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,440
那肯定不能念你名字

955
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,340
打call也不行

956
00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:26,940
你得送啥

957
00:35:26,940 --> 00:35:27,720
我不能念了

958
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,920
你你改个名吧

959
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,700
好不好

960
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:34,120
风云变幻已经被他拉黑了

961
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,700
你去他小红书下面评论啊不行

962
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,380
你去他微博评论再不行

963
00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:40,480
你开个翻译器去推特评论

964
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,500
你在我这评论怂怂了

965
00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:45,540
只敢背后指指点点

966
00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:48,120
哎呦怂包

967
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:54,400
你不准说我爹主播声音好像谁胡桃

968
00:35:54,460 --> 00:35:55,930
我会唱那个歌

969
00:35:55,930 --> 00:35:56,470
诶

970
00:35:56,470 --> 00:35:57,700
我会唱那个歌

971
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:58,840
能演员有吗

972
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,800
就那个大丘丘病了

973
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,760
二丘丘

974
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,199
瞧三丘丘采药

975
00:36:05,199 --> 00:36:06,549
四丘丘嗷

976
00:36:06,549 --> 00:36:08,289
我会唱那个呃

977
00:36:08,289 --> 00:36:09,999
这个能演员有吗

978
00:36:09,999 --> 00:36:11,340
这个可以吗

979
00:36:11,540 --> 00:36:14,120
主播要不出一个翻唱胡桃摇吧

980
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:18,380
胡桃是不是已经已经是过气网红了呀啊哈哈

981
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:20,060
他是不是已经过气了

982
00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:22,880
现在感觉没以前人气那么高了

983
00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:26,210
米娅米娅只是房管攻击东雪莲

984
00:36:26,210 --> 00:36:26,870
这样吗

985
00:36:26,870 --> 00:36:27,860
这样吗

986
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:29,510
能把你房管撤掉

987
00:36:29,510 --> 00:36:32,950
不就是米娅米娅咩咩什么咩咩

988
00:36:32,950 --> 00:36:35,480
而且多雨又风

989
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:39,500
温柔的鼓励直播间的白字观众畅所欲言嘛

990
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,820
现在就把你房管撤掉

991
00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:43,020
这样就不会被带节奏了

992
00:36:43,020 --> 00:36:46,740
好吧这样这样就不会被带节奏了

993
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,780
还拿下了一把刀

994
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,980
没人气是啊

995
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:53,510
没什么人气捏

996
00:36:53,510 --> 00:36:56,120
收到这就去冲了你

997
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,590
你别说认识我啊

998
00:36:57,590 --> 00:36:58,700
你别说认识我

999
00:36:58,700 --> 00:36:59,600
主播不认识你

1000
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,340
你记得你也别认识我

1001
00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:02,740
你别说认识我

1002
00:37:03,939 --> 00:37:05,039
咩呀咩呀

1003
00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:06,659
光速切割房管

1004
00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:07,799
早上好汉莎

1005
00:37:07,799 --> 00:37:08,399
3.4

1006
00:37:08,399 --> 00:37:10,349
一大堆人等着复刻抽胡桃

1007
00:37:10,349 --> 00:37:11,279
我是胡桃

1008
00:37:11,279 --> 00:37:13,230
首首出的时候抽的

1009
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:17,490
而且我也挺喜欢的啊啊双马尾萝莉

1010
00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:19,860
然后当时的强度还那么高

1011
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,620
再加上没有什么胸啊

1012
00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:23,460
穿的也不暴露

1013
00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:25,230
我很喜欢这样的女孩子

1014
00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:26,760
就是动不动张嘴闭嘴

1015
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,420
要把我送走

1016
00:37:27,420 --> 00:37:29,320
我感觉还挺危险的

1017
00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:34,630
欢迎猫头酱荡玄机

1018
00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:37,560
被暗主打一手陪伴

1019
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,940
对主打一手陪伴

1020
00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:39,960
就是这种感觉

1021
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:43,450
懂不懂陪伴感就是一种安心感啊

1022
00:37:43,450 --> 00:37:45,700
有的时候觉得怎么算呢

1023
00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,920
唉哟唉

1024
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:53,940
很多时候你们其实不需要主播整什么夸张的

1025
00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:56,220
想的很大的那种活

1026
00:37:56,220 --> 00:38:01,439
你们只需要有一个可爱的呃形象坐在这里

1027
00:38:01,439 --> 00:38:03,160
然后陪大家乐乐天

1028
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,950
乐乐家常嗑个瓜子喝喝茶

1029
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:06,940
这样就好了

1030
00:38:06,940 --> 00:38:08,480
是吧啊

1031
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,420
谢谢妈妈

1032
00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:12,260
让我们认识你

1033
00:38:12,260 --> 00:38:13,460
那是我的妈妈

1034
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:14,400
那不是你的

1035
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,780
你怎么这么快就认他做我做你的妈妈了呀

1036
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,220
怎么验人

1037
00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:22,240
连主播的妈妈都要抢啊

1038
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,630
主播的帽子围巾外套已经被大家分完了啊

1039
00:38:27,630 --> 00:38:31,140
主播擤鼻涕的纸也被你们抢走了

1040
00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:34,540
我现在怎么连妈妈都要抢啊

1041
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,180
我服了

1042
00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:37,680
哎

1043
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,400
你是职业主播吗

1044
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,110
还真是动漫

1045
00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,000
隔壁主打陪伴的

1046
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,680
已经切割切片慢了

1047
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:46,240
我这边都切割麦切片man

1048
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,620
跑步切割主播

1049
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,160
主播没有切片man啊

1050
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,120
别急啊

1051
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:54,480
主播少cpu

1052
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,240
我

1053
00:38:55,240 --> 00:38:57,940
那咱们就说说你的问题啊

1054
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:00,400
丹尼你每次进来诶

1055
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,800
你知道我出去看别的主播的时候

1056
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,220
每次都能看到你

1057
00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:05,600
哎呦也不是每次吧

1058
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,270
就经常能看到你在那边

1059
00:39:07,270 --> 00:39:12,290
我的宝我的宝我真的太小点了

1060
00:39:12,290 --> 00:39:14,990
就别人复制他那个小作文

1061
00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:18,760
他起码还会加一个那个称呼啊

1062
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,960
去猫的直播间

1063
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,280
他叫人家猫猫宝

1064
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,120
去录的直播间

1065
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,430
叫人家露露宝

1066
00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:25,470
去兔的直播间叫人家兔兔宝

1067
00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:27,760
你就直接一个宝走天下

1068
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,370
在最无能为力上传的年纪

1069
00:39:30,370 --> 00:39:33,779
碰到了自己最想保护的第1304个女人

1070
00:39:34,779 --> 00:39:36,340
怎么回事呢

1071
00:39:36,379 --> 00:39:37,699
都是我的宝

1072
00:39:37,699 --> 00:39:38,719
一个都不能少

1073
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:39,799
你都这么薄了

1074
00:39:39,799 --> 00:39:41,659
你还在那边在那边啊

1075
00:39:41,659 --> 00:39:43,219
我真的太想你了

1076
00:39:43,219 --> 00:39:44,740
你知道我是谁妈

1077
00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:46,880
你就想我哎呦

1078
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,440
我真是服了

1079
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:51,620
一个都不能少

1080
00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:52,460
a好吧

1081
00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:55,220
可能就是一种集邮的快感吧

1082
00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:57,800
受不了受不了了不行

1083
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,040
主播主播不是不是量产型主播

1084
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,990
主播不能接你再去抱

1085
00:40:02,990 --> 00:40:05,200
结尾会出问题的

1086
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:11,040
说起来抄我小三切片的那个好像删视频了

1087
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,620
什么小三切片能不能好点

1088
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:14,940
那叫你单推的女人

1089
00:40:14,940 --> 00:40:19,820
睡觉之后能不能来看看我什么叫小三切片啊

1090
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:24,349
主打一个偷情是吧

1091
00:40:24,349 --> 00:40:27,180
明天把直播间标题改成偷情直播间

1092
00:40:27,180 --> 00:40:29,400
大家满怀期待的进来

1093
00:40:32,590 --> 00:40:36,370
跟妈妈系姐姐系的这个怀抱的时候

1094
00:40:36,370 --> 00:40:42,080
竟然发现一个钢板萝莉幼年抽象鬼屋

1095
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,580
非常失望了

1096
00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:44,870
失望离开啊

1097
00:40:44,870 --> 00:40:46,880
充满充满激动的点进来

1098
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,410
充满失望的离开

1099
00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:50,380
失望退场

1100
00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:54,610
就是这个小p的小三切片

1101
00:40:54,610 --> 00:40:59,020
说的主播像什么像什么就说什么话的

1102
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:01,139
我呸就好

1103
00:41:01,139 --> 00:41:03,180
这口怎么说呢

1104
00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:05,790
嗯主播以前被人抄切片

1105
00:41:05,790 --> 00:41:09,350
人家把主播自己苦思冥想的标题

1106
00:41:09,350 --> 00:41:10,730
复制粘贴了一遍

1107
00:41:10,730 --> 00:41:14,020
然后贴到自己的那个标题里面去

1108
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:16,840
然后拍了一个也是怼脸的封面

1109
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:19,630
他非要说没抄

1110
00:41:19,630 --> 00:41:21,630
现在他出了一个视频

1111
00:41:21,630 --> 00:41:23,250
说什么啊

1112
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:26,980
拿着小v的什么视频就可以被抄袭吗

1113
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:30,280
小v到这个这个灵感就不重要吗

1114
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,040
之后之后他他被人抄了之后

1115
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:33,700
他急了

1116
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:36,990
他出了视频之后把抄我的视频删了

1117
00:41:36,990 --> 00:41:39,090
他可能是怕我还记得他

1118
00:41:39,090 --> 00:41:41,190
之后人去他评论区砸场子吧

1119
00:41:41,190 --> 00:41:42,510
虽然我已经把他拉黑了

1120
00:41:43,319 --> 00:41:46,019
他可能怕大家还记得他这号人

1121
00:41:46,019 --> 00:41:47,579
还记得他到处洗稿

1122
00:41:47,579 --> 00:41:48,440
抄切片

1123
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,380
什么短视频火就抄什么文案

1124
00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:52,100
一字不动

1125
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:52,850
一字不改

1126
00:41:52,850 --> 00:41:53,840
啥都是上热门

1127
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,050
他就做啥

1128
00:41:55,050 --> 00:41:58,410
我也不知道我被他看上是幸运还是倒霉啊

1129
00:41:58,410 --> 00:42:00,200
谢谢这个洗稿的

1130
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,960
这个这个姐妹能看上我的作品啊

1131
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,980
懂吧

1132
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,130
昨天那视频什么

1133
00:42:06,130 --> 00:42:08,470
你是推到我推荐页了

1134
00:42:08,470 --> 00:42:09,670
我点进去找了下

1135
00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:11,590
没找到那个切片哦

1136
00:42:11,590 --> 00:42:12,970
那好久之前了

1137
00:42:12,970 --> 00:42:15,740
别急咳咳

1138
00:42:15,759 --> 00:42:19,119
烟烟能看看你的大脸怎么什么意思

1139
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:20,679
主播没露脸直播是吧

1140
00:42:20,679 --> 00:42:23,210
那你看到的是什么人

1141
00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:25,460
在我们微笑的脸庞

1142
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:28,830
周浩这口这就卡个宠竹子牌子

1143
00:42:28,830 --> 00:42:30,210
别宠竹子了

1144
00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:31,110
真真烂

1145
00:42:31,110 --> 00:42:31,960
哎呦

1146
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:33,780
主播说话这么快

1147
00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:35,760
怎么会来不及回弹幕呢

1148
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,060
有的时候弹幕很快

1149
00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:39,220
你别看主播现在有点门前冷落

1150
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:40,180
鞍马稀的

1151
00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:41,560
以前不是这样的

1152
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,670
2022年不是这样的

1153
00:42:43,670 --> 00:42:45,230
以前很热闹的

1154
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:46,430
懂不懂呀

1155
00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:48,060
哎呦照片

1156
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:49,860
所以这是练出来的

1157
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:51,120
而且语速快的话

1158
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,280
你的脑子转的也会相对快一点

1159
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,000
语速一慢

1160
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,330
你脑子转的也慢很多

1161
00:42:56,330 --> 00:42:57,680
给我切片收费

1162
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,870
切片的都说人家三分钟的

1163
00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:03,960
比如说人家三分钟的打100个这种字幕轴

1164
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,670
你怎么要打150个呀

1165
00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:07,470
我是不是得加点钱给你

1166
00:43:07,470 --> 00:43:11,920
哈哈小咪咪酱娜酱嗯

1167
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,990
臭臭嗯

1168
00:43:13,990 --> 00:43:15,160
在呢在呢

1169
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,860
永远2022年主播同接20

1170
00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:20,480
你说什么哪个202年

1171
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,100
你不是说的是2022年的1月份吧

1172
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:27,330
哈哈2022年你同级还不如提督有这么惨

1173
00:43:27,330 --> 00:43:29,700
怎么可能

1174
00:43:30,879 --> 00:43:33,269
主播这六边形战士啊

1175
00:43:33,269 --> 00:43:35,099
六边形战士怎么说呢

1176
00:43:35,099 --> 00:43:38,940
从来没有没有全全国营收高的时候

1177
00:43:38,940 --> 00:43:41,080
同阶低同阶高的时候吧

1178
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,220
营收又不行

1179
00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,830
切片至数量一上来之后

1180
00:43:44,830 --> 00:43:46,360
直播的频率就下降

1181
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,190
六个东西全都拉满的话

1182
00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:49,570
我一个人会累死

1183
00:43:49,570 --> 00:43:51,010
这不开播多久了

1184
00:43:51,010 --> 00:43:52,200
1年了

1185
00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:55,520
大伙只是不爱发弹幕

1186
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,740
打米而已

1187
00:43:58,540 --> 00:44:01,300
那你看管人又又不发弹幕

1188
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:02,140
又不打米

1189
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,720
你的参与感在哪啊

1190
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,610
主播在上面说

1191
00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:09,710
你在屏幕前面笑照

1192
00:44:09,710 --> 00:44:11,680
你的参与感在什么地方啊

1193
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,350
你既不参与直播间特效的天色

1194
00:44:14,350 --> 00:44:18,640
也不参与直播间这个话题的贡献

1195
00:44:18,810 --> 00:44:21,480
啊啊啊

1196
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,420
可是主播也没有什么歌舞节目

1197
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:25,440
不会唱歌

1198
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,160
不会跳舞

1199
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,720
没有适合黑听的内容啊

1200
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:31,020
我觉得完全是鼓励大家互动的直播形式啊

1201
00:44:31,020 --> 00:44:32,540
诶怎么回事呢

1202
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:33,740
欢迎不二

1203
00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:34,700
早上好呀

1204
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,140
博尔欢迎你

1205
00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:38,180
就是v圈马龙六边形战士

1206
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:39,620
人家是六边形战士

1207
00:44:39,620 --> 00:44:40,980
我是六边形

1208
00:44:40,980 --> 00:44:43,520
铁血无死角的底边

1209
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,720
这叫什么

1210
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:48,350
评价vapp的六个标准啊

1211
00:44:48,350 --> 00:44:49,819
涨粉速度

1212
00:44:49,819 --> 00:44:52,420
什么直播的心意啊

1213
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:54,760
这个技能还有什么后勤

1214
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:55,720
什么策划

1215
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,250
还有什么舰长礼物

1216
00:44:57,250 --> 00:44:58,380
还有什么东西啊

1217
00:44:58,380 --> 00:44:59,100
我忘记了

1218
00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:01,140
反正我是六边形无死角的底边

1219
00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:05,550
这件事情无论边上变成什么样的关键词啊

1220
00:45:05,550 --> 00:45:08,710
主播永远都是六边形无死角的底边捏

1221
00:45:08,710 --> 00:45:10,690
这是无敌的哦

1222
00:45:10,690 --> 00:45:12,140
这是欢乐的

1223
00:45:13,340 --> 00:45:17,320
因为不是所有人都是铁血人之初流汗了

1224
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,630
蓝这都是铁血人之初

1225
00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:24,070
主播的舰长都是进来进来跟主播打个招呼

1226
00:45:24,070 --> 00:45:25,580
主播没打招呼

1227
00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:28,640
心里面就开始嚷嚷嚷嚷的呀

1228
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,880
妈妈生的就什么什么那个头脑风暴呀

1229
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,700
然后在屏幕前用颤抖的双手

1230
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:39,680
在通过盈满泪花的双眼颤颤巍巍的打下一行字

1231
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:40,880
主播怎么不跟我说

1232
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:41,940
早上好

1233
00:45:42,060 --> 00:45:44,820
主播是不是切割我了

1234
00:45:44,820 --> 00:45:47,070
主播主播

1235
00:45:47,070 --> 00:45:48,570
你说话呀

1236
00:45:48,570 --> 00:45:49,620
怎么就没有没有

1237
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:50,850
刚才刚才是什么

1238
00:45:50,850 --> 00:45:52,050
刚才别的话题

1239
00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,580
然后你你真不行

1240
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:54,660
你离自居

1241
00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:55,410
你立字

1242
00:45:55,410 --> 00:45:57,350
据你保证你没切割我

1243
00:45:57,350 --> 00:46:01,940
哎嗯嗯就是主播舰长好多都是这样的

1244
00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:02,900
你知道吧

1245
00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:06,410
黑听人只要听有点声音就可以是吧

1246
00:46:06,410 --> 00:46:07,890
那也行啊

1247
00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:10,149
你这种人之初真的有吧有吧

1248
00:46:10,149 --> 00:46:11,949
查查灰色收尾人的弹幕

1249
00:46:11,949 --> 00:46:15,789
发现昨天前天大前天都是进来跟主播说晚安

1250
00:46:15,789 --> 00:46:16,869
主播不跟你说晚安

1251
00:46:16,869 --> 00:46:23,559
你就说主播主主播嗯嗯黑听人只需要听哈欠

1252
00:46:23,559 --> 00:46:25,809
我好久没打过哈欠了

1253
00:46:25,809 --> 00:46:30,450
我好久都穿过头发啊

1254
00:46:30,450 --> 00:46:32,130
能不能别发这两个词啊

1255
00:46:32,130 --> 00:46:33,390
好不容易下午睡了

1256
00:46:33,390 --> 00:46:37,350
下午提起精神来直播的

1257
00:46:37,510 --> 00:46:38,790
你一发这个字

1258
00:46:38,790 --> 00:46:41,380
我一看见我就想打哈欠

1259
00:46:41,439 --> 00:46:42,879
你别发喷嚏

1260
00:46:42,879 --> 00:46:43,899
别发鼻塞

1261
00:46:43,899 --> 00:46:45,039
我始终相信

1262
00:46:45,039 --> 00:46:47,259
身体情况是可以以自己的

1263
00:46:47,259 --> 00:46:49,370
什么主观意志为转移的

1264
00:46:49,370 --> 00:46:51,590
你的问题没那么严重的时候

1265
00:46:51,590 --> 00:46:54,230
只要你把精力集中在另外一件事上

1266
00:46:54,230 --> 00:46:55,850
你去做另外一件事

1267
00:46:55,850 --> 00:46:58,960
你就不会想起来直接直接事情

1268
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,100
比如说你的什么啊

1269
00:47:00,100 --> 00:47:01,360
你的这个哈欠

1270
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,260
你的喷嚏

1271
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:03,109
你的鼻塞

1272
00:47:03,109 --> 00:47:05,269
但是一旦被人家提醒了

1273
00:47:05,269 --> 00:47:06,349
马上记起来了

1274
00:47:06,349 --> 00:47:07,759
那你就觉得不打不行

1275
00:47:07,759 --> 00:47:09,049
那怎么能行呢

1276
00:47:09,049 --> 00:47:09,649
不行啊

1277
00:47:09,649 --> 00:47:10,630
不可以

1278
00:47:10,630 --> 00:47:12,550
我可是好几天不跟你玩了

1279
00:47:12,550 --> 00:47:15,229
我好几天都没玩场了好吧

1280
00:47:15,229 --> 00:47:18,920
好几天都没完成啊

1281
00:47:20,419 --> 00:47:22,599
能不能别发哈气了吧

1282
00:47:22,599 --> 00:47:23,319
这词有没有

1283
00:47:23,319 --> 00:47:23,859
房管

1284
00:47:23,859 --> 00:47:28,580
把哈欠这两个字放到直播间的那个那个不能发

1285
00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,020
发的那个里面吧

1286
00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:30,760
行不行

1287
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,050
我服了

1288
00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:35,060
主播可以打个风情的歌吗

1289
00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:40,340
你怎么不说主播让主播放个软色情的嗯

1290
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:45,400
你和风情的歌是什么东西啊

1291
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,640
静说着

1292
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,680
夏天的风

1293
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:58,379
我永远期待我会听起来很有水声的那种算吗

1294
00:47:59,399 --> 00:48:02,819
我会听起来这个很有水声的那种算吗

1295
00:48:02,819 --> 00:48:04,970
就你喝一口水

1296
00:48:04,970 --> 00:48:06,290
含在嗓子里面

1297
00:48:06,290 --> 00:48:08,030
不要咽下去之后

1298
00:48:08,030 --> 00:48:11,060
你把头抬起来发声

1299
00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:13,400
它就会一直咕噜咕噜的冒泡泡

1300
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,210
就像溺水了一样

1301
00:48:16,330 --> 00:48:19,050
这个还是跟我爸爸学的

1302
00:48:19,050 --> 00:48:22,240
据他说以前我小的时候

1303
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,100
他一直在我面前发出这种声音

1304
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:25,480
我就会吓得哇哇大哭

1305
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,860
他觉得很有意思

1306
00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:28,580
然后长大了之后

1307
00:48:28,580 --> 00:48:31,520
我就跟他学会了这个东西哦

1308
00:48:31,859 --> 00:48:33,809
嘴巴最好是热水

1309
00:48:33,809 --> 00:48:34,679
凉的呀

1310
00:48:34,679 --> 00:48:36,209
凉的怎么办

1311
00:48:36,209 --> 00:48:37,679
主播点歌

1312
00:48:37,679 --> 00:48:38,969
弦上有春秋

1313
00:48:38,969 --> 00:48:39,840
好累

1314
00:48:45,519 --> 00:48:46,860
早上好哦

1315
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,160
打哈欠是好文明

1316
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,960
别打哈欠

1317
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,700
打多我就早早下播

1318
00:49:00,700 --> 00:49:01,840
睡觉去了

1319
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,340
这两天贼困了

1320
00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:04,510
还不能换气

1321
00:49:04,510 --> 00:49:07,180
哎呦我都不知道该怎么跟大家说

1322
00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:08,240
你知道吗

1323
00:49:08,660 --> 00:49:11,540
跟大家分享一个非常离谱的事情吧

1324
00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:14,460
我在加拿大这边是合租的房子

1325
00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,590
租的是一个独栋的

1326
00:49:16,590 --> 00:49:17,700
就是没有楼上

1327
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:20,460
也没有楼下的那种独栋的房子

1328
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:22,040
就是俗称的

1329
00:49:24,479 --> 00:49:27,470
不可能也可以减肥别墅吧

1330
00:49:27,524 --> 00:49:31,580
所以正常来说这个房子里面的换气系统

1331
00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:34,160
水的系统它都是单独的对吧

1332
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,500
但是今天发生了什么离谱的事情呢

1333
00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:39,540
在房间里面感觉不到

1334
00:49:39,540 --> 00:49:42,360
但是我一旦推门走出我这个房间

1335
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,920
我就能感觉到走廊里面有一股

1336
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,420
弥漫着一股什么味道

1337
00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:47,840
公共厕所的味道

1338
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,960
这个味道既不像烤箱里的榴莲啊

1339
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,960
也不像微波炉里面的香蕉和大枣

1340
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:58,840
更不像哪一个这个这个这个螺蛳粉之类的

1341
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,150
遗留的气味

1342
00:50:00,150 --> 00:50:04,710
我甚至特意的去确认一下家里面的三个卫生间

1343
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:07,470
有没有哪个马桶炸掉了

1344
00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:09,690
就从一楼跑到二楼

1345
00:50:09,690 --> 00:50:10,770
又跑到地下室

1346
00:50:10,770 --> 00:50:12,690
三个卫生间都毫发无损

1347
00:50:12,690 --> 00:50:13,800
没有任何问题

1348
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,360
我就捏着鼻子

1349
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,290
在我的这个室友微信群里面问他们

1350
00:50:18,290 --> 00:50:21,300
我说你们昨天干什么了啊

1351
00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:25,080
这为什么楼道里面是这是什么情况

1352
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,720
他们告诉我说不知道

1353
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,550
建议先开开窗户

1354
00:50:29,550 --> 00:50:31,020
然后我就把窗户打开了

1355
00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:32,850
我把一楼的客厅的

1356
00:50:32,850 --> 00:50:34,760
还有餐厅的窗户打开了

1357
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,270
我发现客厅餐厅开了窗户之外

1358
00:50:38,270 --> 00:50:41,900
跟楼道的味道形成了一种泾渭分明的感觉

1359
00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,640
如果气味有颜色的话

1360
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,250
客厅餐厅的那个地方就是透明的颜色

1361
00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:49,260
但是楼道楼梯的部分

1362
00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:52,720
就是那种看起来就有毒的紫色

1363
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,720
你知道吧

1364
00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:56,380
就很无语啊

1365
00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:59,020
我就想到了昨天发生的一件事情

1366
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:00,880
我昨天晚上半夜三点没睡觉

1367
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:03,540
我起来去卫生间洗把脸啊

1368
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,640
我就看到一个很诡异的事情是什么

1369
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:10,120
本来大家应该去完卫生间都会把卫生间门关着

1370
00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,170
然后把灯关掉

1371
00:51:11,170 --> 00:51:13,010
但那天非常反常啊

1372
00:51:13,015 --> 00:51:15,710
灯开着门也开着

1373
00:51:15,710 --> 00:51:16,790
我走进去之后

1374
00:51:16,790 --> 00:51:20,630
发现有一杯香薰蜡烛在那里默默的燃烧

1375
00:51:20,630 --> 00:51:22,820
不知道他烧了多长时间

1376
00:51:23,259 --> 00:51:25,389
我就在想这是谁

1377
00:51:25,389 --> 00:51:28,749
半夜三点在这边点蜡烛做法

1378
00:51:28,749 --> 00:51:31,950
祈求新春新的1年顺利

1379
00:51:31,950 --> 00:51:34,290
我我我本来想把它吹了

1380
00:51:34,290 --> 00:51:36,690
因为这个蜡烛点着感觉有点危险

1381
00:51:36,690 --> 00:51:38,010
万一大家都睡着了

1382
00:51:38,010 --> 00:51:38,730
没人注意到

1383
00:51:38,730 --> 00:51:39,870
万一起火了怎么办

1384
00:51:39,870 --> 00:51:41,820
但我又怕这是什么呃

1385
00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:45,000
神圣的魔法仪式的一个必备的一环了

1386
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,529
我就不敢吹他

1387
00:51:46,529 --> 00:51:48,719
我最后还是决定把它放在那里

1388
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:50,159
后来想了想

1389
00:51:50,159 --> 00:51:54,869
原来是昨天晚上室内被蜡烛的味道掩盖了

1390
00:51:54,869 --> 00:51:58,320
这个走廊里面有的味道应该昨天晚上就开始了

1391
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,040
很奇怪

1392
00:51:59,040 --> 00:51:59,940
非常诡异

1393
00:51:59,940 --> 00:52:00,970
你知道吧

1394
00:52:00,970 --> 00:52:03,490
估计是某个室友变喷射战士

1395
00:52:03,490 --> 00:52:04,930
那怎么哪有喷射战士

1396
00:52:04,930 --> 00:52:07,870
他这个味道余音绕梁三日不绝是吧

1397
00:52:07,870 --> 00:52:12,400
他是什么是什么是什么仙人吗

1398
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,500
他拉着这个这个这个呃

1399
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:17,860
呃他就答辩也也也余音绕梁

1400
00:52:17,860 --> 00:52:19,420
这里是什么样的神功啊

1401
00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:21,220
我靠我有点接受不了了

1402
00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:23,870
大家感觉是魔法仪式啊

1403
00:52:23,870 --> 00:52:25,820
哎哟很恐怖

1404
00:52:26,279 --> 00:52:27,869
主播可以喵一个吗

1405
00:52:27,869 --> 00:52:32,720
喵嗯主播的声音就像一边吐泡泡

1406
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,800
一边在说话

1407
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:38,339
这样就主播刚开始亲戚来问我数学题

1408
00:52:38,339 --> 00:52:39,359
我已经看不懂了

1409
00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:40,720
你现在那什么

1410
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,280
你现在假装镇定

1411
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,960
说这道题特别简单

1412
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,720
但是呢你在学校都学了些什么呢

1413
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:47,080
对吧

1414
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,640
你我教你怎么pua

1415
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,759
这个这个他们你就你就给怎么给他加压力

1416
00:52:51,759 --> 00:52:53,079
在学校都学了什么呢

1417
00:52:53,079 --> 00:52:54,850
就这种题你都看不明白的话

1418
00:52:54,850 --> 00:52:56,230
你觉得你这个学上的

1419
00:52:56,230 --> 00:52:58,130
你上课真的有在好好听讲吗

1420
00:52:58,130 --> 00:52:59,990
下回是不是都在想着零食

1421
00:52:59,990 --> 00:53:00,650
想着什么

1422
00:53:00,650 --> 00:53:03,050
隔壁的女孩子想着玩手机

1423
00:53:03,050 --> 00:53:05,060
想着打游戏啊

1424
00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:07,100
这种题我是不能给你解答的

1425
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,300
你再去想一想吧

1426
00:53:08,300 --> 00:53:10,220
然后你假借上厕所的名义

1427
00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:14,170
赶快从手机兜里面掏出来你的这个呃手机啊

1428
00:53:14,170 --> 00:53:16,870
迅速下载一个什么小猿搜题之类的

1429
00:53:16,870 --> 00:53:18,460
以你过人的记忆力

1430
00:53:18,460 --> 00:53:21,880
把这个题目啊赶快背下来

1431
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,500
之后搜索一下这道题怎么解

1432
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:25,580
解完了之后出去之后

1433
00:53:25,580 --> 00:53:28,460
看着这个坐在沙发上非常内疚的这个小孩儿

1434
00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:29,810
你就说哎行吧

1435
00:53:29,810 --> 00:53:31,340
感觉你反思的也差不多了

1436
00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:33,380
下次不要再问这么简单的问题了

1437
00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:34,370
浪费我的时间

1438
00:53:34,370 --> 00:53:35,939
然后你再给他讲懂吧

1439
00:53:35,939 --> 00:53:37,919
你知不知道就是这种感觉

1440
00:53:39,419 --> 00:53:41,260
懂不懂就是这种感觉啊

1441
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,660
主播里的哈

1442
00:53:44,660 --> 00:53:46,100
求他们主播拥抱一下

1443
00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:46,779
never good

1444
00:53:46,779 --> 00:53:48,519
来了来了来了

1445
00:53:48,519 --> 00:53:50,079
就嘴里没两句好话

1446
00:53:50,079 --> 00:53:52,719
要不一会亲一会抱的动手动脚了

1447
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,260
今天真下头真下头

1448
00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:00,890
下水道反气了是啊欢迎棒棒

1449
00:54:00,890 --> 00:54:02,180
早上好哦棒棒

1450
00:54:02,180 --> 00:54:03,380
欢迎早早早

1451
00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:04,160
欢迎夏琳

1452
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,120
早上好

1453
00:54:06,379 --> 00:54:08,379
有没有可能是主播梦游啊

1454
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:09,129
怎么可能

1455
00:54:09,129 --> 00:54:10,269
那怎么可能呢

1456
00:54:10,269 --> 00:54:15,839
我不知道主播知道什么香瓜战士的故事吗

1457
00:54:15,839 --> 00:54:17,279
什么是香瓜战士啊

1458
00:54:17,279 --> 00:54:20,219
不知道是奶味十足

1459
00:54:20,219 --> 00:54:22,779
百变奶精不会嗯

1460
00:54:22,779 --> 00:54:25,479
这套对一般的高中生没用

1461
00:54:25,479 --> 00:54:26,019
真的吗

1462
00:54:26,019 --> 00:54:28,300
我就经常被这么给压力啊

1463
00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:30,100
明明是人家自己不会

1464
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,180
然后我就去问他

1465
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,680
就说哎你是不是没努力啊

1466
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,440
这种钱都不会对吧

1467
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,420
就像主播收到了一个建议啊

1468
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:41,510
呃说主播说12月早就多播啊

1469
00:54:41,510 --> 00:54:45,580
这个这个这位朋友骂主播也不是骂主播吧

1470
00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:47,220
说给主播一些建议

1471
00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:50,280
说主播12月承诺多给大家直播

1472
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,450
但是主播呢却没有做到

1473
00:54:52,450 --> 00:54:53,440
为什么呢

1474
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,470
因为主播有一天失眠了

1475
00:54:56,470 --> 00:54:58,650
来给大家播了三场

1476
00:54:58,650 --> 00:55:02,220
早上九点钟播到了中午12点

1477
00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:04,890
下午三点播到了下午六点

1478
00:55:04,890 --> 00:55:09,439
然后晚上11点半又播到了半夜的这个呃

1479
00:55:09,439 --> 00:55:13,129
11点半不是晚上11点半播到半夜一点半

1480
00:55:13,129 --> 00:55:14,599
那一天是我比较无聊

1481
00:55:14,599 --> 00:55:15,960
而且经历也比较多

1482
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:19,080
他说主播这么播取得了很好的效果

1483
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,710
但是为什么主播后面就不这么播了呢

1484
00:55:21,710 --> 00:55:22,340
对吧

1485
00:55:22,340 --> 00:55:26,330
主播明明知道在你时区的半夜三点来直播

1486
00:55:26,330 --> 00:55:27,500
会有很多的观众

1487
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:28,870
但你却不这么播

1488
00:55:28,870 --> 00:55:31,030
你又跟大家承诺说要好好直播

1489
00:55:31,030 --> 00:55:31,690
说明什么呢

1490
00:55:31,690 --> 00:55:34,320
说明你违背了你的你的诺言

1491
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,400
说明你是懒狗

1492
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,360
你就这么摆烂了

1493
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,590
你对不起大家

1494
00:55:37,590 --> 00:55:40,550
如果说什么呢

1495
00:55:40,550 --> 00:55:44,630
如果说如果说呃在自己时区的半夜三点

1496
00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:47,060
一个兼职主播没有办法做到

1497
00:55:47,060 --> 00:55:51,120
来直播也是一种摆烂的话

1498
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:52,680
那我只能顺从你

1499
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:53,160
你知道吧

1500
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,240
就没办法

1501
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,840
这个这个主播也没什么办法

1502
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,520
我也不知道为什么会有这样的一个想法呀

1503
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:05,360
可能就是主播主播每天早上三早上

1504
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:06,980
早上播三个小时加班

1505
00:56:06,980 --> 00:56:08,000
晚上播三个小时

1506
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,720
加班的时候嗯

1507
00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:11,040
对方不知道吧

1508
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,140
可能可能就是半夜三点来不了

1509
00:56:13,140 --> 00:56:15,300
直播的话就是就是在人家心里

1510
00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:17,340
就是比较摆烂的情况

1511
00:56:17,379 --> 00:56:18,399
怎么办

1512
00:56:18,399 --> 00:56:19,299
主播不理

1513
00:56:19,299 --> 00:56:19,899
失联了

1514
00:56:19,899 --> 00:56:21,879
主播一般就是除非有事物

1515
00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:25,140
要不然的话一般理论不是特别多

1516
00:56:25,339 --> 00:56:28,239
主播可以顺从我和我的猫结婚吗

1517
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:29,439
还是说一个问题

1518
00:56:29,439 --> 00:56:31,990
就是你觉得虚拟主播

1519
00:56:31,990 --> 00:56:35,470
他他可以完全100%的去按照

1520
00:56:35,470 --> 00:56:37,000
你的心意去做吗

1521
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,390
我觉得是不太可能的哦

1522
00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:43,510
因为主播有自己的想法

1523
00:56:43,510 --> 00:56:44,950
有自己的思路

1524
00:56:44,950 --> 00:56:48,680
当然也有一些自己不擅长的事情和自己的难处

1525
00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:50,900
所以怎么说呢

1526
00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:53,300
大部分的时候还希望大家信任主播吧

1527
00:56:53,300 --> 00:56:57,720
就是在有有有力气的时候会好好的去做

1528
00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:01,440
但是一些比较比较无谓的压力的话

1529
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,880
我也是真的很难去满足你的期待

1530
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,520
我不可能去放弃学校的事情

1531
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,440
然后呃你你骂我

1532
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:09,960
我就一天三场的

1533
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:14,130
然后不顾身体的半夜三点的天天来直播

1534
00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:18,780
那国内时区的全职主播尚且没有几个

1535
00:57:18,780 --> 00:57:20,220
半夜三点来直播的

1536
00:57:20,220 --> 00:57:22,260
为什么我一个兼职的主播

1537
00:57:22,260 --> 00:57:23,700
我就要做到这个

1538
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:24,180
不做到

1539
00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:27,360
这个在你心里面就是对这份职业不负责呢

1540
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,580
如果你的希望有这么高的话

1541
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:31,920
我可能真的没有办法去打扰

1542
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:32,100
你

1543
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:33,820
知道吗

1544
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:37,240
我现在看到半夜三点都没人发弹幕了

1545
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:38,110
很难评价

1546
00:57:38,110 --> 00:57:40,090
是呀好多都是这样的

1547
00:57:40,090 --> 00:57:40,990
黄忠义

1548
00:57:40,990 --> 00:57:42,550
早上好姐

1549
00:57:42,550 --> 00:57:43,090
有个猫

1550
00:57:43,090 --> 00:57:45,240
家人们嗯

1551
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,160
学猫考试加油

1552
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:48,780
我是要考试啊

1553
00:57:48,780 --> 00:57:49,320
你懂吗

1554
00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:50,700
这么便有雨刮器吗

1555
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:51,720
每个都有捏

1556
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:54,730
没有雨刮器的猫是不完整的猫

1557
00:57:54,730 --> 00:57:55,720
嘿嘿嘿嘿

1558
00:57:58,819 --> 00:58:02,139
我也很怕把直播和数据看太重要了

1559
00:58:02,139 --> 00:58:04,419
主播我觉得我已经很重要了吧

1560
00:58:04,419 --> 00:58:06,219
怎么有人叫不像伞兵啊

1561
00:58:06,219 --> 00:58:09,519
这谁啊不像伞兵是谁啊

1562
00:58:14,319 --> 00:58:16,060
哦你沈毅是吧

1563
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,960
为什么叫不像伞兵啊

1564
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,280
这什么名字

1565
00:58:24,300 --> 00:58:26,700
主播竟然带了中国时差几个小时

1566
00:58:26,700 --> 00:58:28,500
13个小时嗯

1567
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:29,520
早上好

1568
00:58:29,520 --> 00:58:32,940
早上好看的重要

1569
00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:34,740
很多时候就是压力自己

1570
00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:35,400
你知道吗

1571
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:36,420
看的不重要吧

1572
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,100
就又要被骂摆烂

1573
00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:41,340
我主播其实是一个不太被骂的人

1574
00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:43,890
所以大家一给我提什么要求

1575
00:58:43,890 --> 00:58:44,880
提什么建议

1576
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,960
我都尽量去做

1577
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:49,400
但我发现很多收到的建议是南辕北辙的

1578
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:53,450
甚至这个建议本身的发起人都会呃

1579
00:58:53,450 --> 00:58:54,980
当你往左走的时候

1580
00:58:54,980 --> 00:58:56,700
他觉得啊往右走会更好

1581
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:58,740
那当你采纳了他的建议

1582
00:58:58,740 --> 00:58:59,760
往右走的时候

1583
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,420
他又会说哎呀主播你早往左走

1584
00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:04,490
早都不会落到现在这般田地

1585
00:59:04,490 --> 00:59:05,420
就这种感觉

1586
00:59:05,420 --> 00:59:05,900
你知道吗

1587
00:59:05,900 --> 00:59:07,520
无论何时都有压力的话

1588
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,980
其实主播本身他直播他也放不开他

1589
00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:13,819
很多时候他就也很难说吧

1590
00:59:13,819 --> 00:59:16,819
所以我就抗压也没有那么好感觉

1591
00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:18,460
有的时候也没有那么好

1592
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:23,439
不知原声的亲戚不像伞兵

1593
00:59:24,969 --> 00:59:26,679
哎你家猫邮社吗

1594
00:59:26,679 --> 00:59:31,350
你可以你你你要去成为这个猫游社的friends了是吧

1595
00:59:31,350 --> 00:59:32,760
2023年

1596
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,240
猫邮社很高兴宣布迎来了第二位朋友

1597
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,020
不像伞兵啊

1598
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,940
到时候记得记得联动

1599
00:59:39,940 --> 00:59:41,390
记得大家玩了

1600
00:59:41,390 --> 00:59:44,090
主播应该有自己的直播灵魂的

1601
00:59:44,090 --> 00:59:47,950
我也觉得主播主播就是很多很多主播嘛

1602
00:59:47,950 --> 00:59:51,160
然后每个主播运营自己的思路都是不一样的

1603
00:59:51,160 --> 00:59:55,000
你不可能拥有一个跟你的思路完全一样的主播

1604
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,620
那除非那个人是你自己

1605
00:59:56,620 --> 01:00:00,380
你可以去找那种你很满意的那种主播去看嘛

1606
01:00:00,380 --> 01:00:02,060
因为这东西是带来快乐的

1607
01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:05,439
你非要把一个跟你脑海里面的思路

1608
01:00:05,439 --> 01:00:10,420
就南辕北辙的主播强行改造成你想要的这种

1609
01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:11,560
那你找对象的时候

1610
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:14,260
你还知道找一个跟自己择偶标准接近的呢

1611
01:00:14,260 --> 01:00:15,880
你不能找一个完全不一样的人

1612
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:19,730
然后把他改造成跟你标准完全一样的人啊

1613
01:00:19,730 --> 01:00:20,750
那怎么可能呢

1614
01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:21,470
做不到呀

1615
01:00:21,470 --> 01:00:21,890
对吧

1616
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:28,170
爆哈哈哈哈哈爆爆爆是吧

1617
01:00:28,170 --> 01:00:30,210
这抱抱抱又是什么地方的梗啊

1618
01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:32,430
这不是很久之前的抽象梗吗

1619
01:00:32,430 --> 01:00:33,279
怎么回事啊

1620
01:00:33,279 --> 01:00:33,819
怎么怎么

1621
01:00:33,819 --> 01:00:36,600
现在还有人在这抱来抱去的嗯

1622
01:00:37,299 --> 01:00:39,599
随便猜不重要

1623
01:00:39,599 --> 01:00:45,600
连上彼此的讯号才的狐狸太多人太多事

1624
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,420
下班能看看香瓜战士的故事吗

1625
01:00:48,420 --> 01:00:49,920
我相信你会感兴趣

1626
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,660
你说呀什么呀

1627
01:00:51,660 --> 01:00:53,180
先给我那什么一下

1628
01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:55,010
你可以你可以先给我

1629
01:00:55,010 --> 01:00:56,420
先给我那个啥呀

1630
01:00:59,420 --> 01:01:01,800
先给我讲讲香瓜战士是什么

1631
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,570
想去看海

1632
01:01:03,570 --> 01:01:05,580
把世界流浪

1633
01:01:05,580 --> 01:01:07,980
因为我直播间报一晚上了哦

1634
01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:13,490
什么时候加入加入蒙哥呀

1635
01:01:13,490 --> 01:01:16,540
沈老师什么相关证是什么

1636
01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:17,200
怎么感觉

1637
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,320
每天每天每天跟直播间的大家上的

1638
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:21,670
好像不是同一个网

1639
01:01:21,670 --> 01:01:22,630
你知道吧

1640
01:01:22,630 --> 01:01:24,520
跟大家上的不是同一个网

1641
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:25,150
看不懂

1642
01:01:25,150 --> 01:01:28,390
你帮你擦眼泪

1643
01:01:28,390 --> 01:01:31,330
我搜都搜不到

1644
01:01:31,430 --> 01:01:34,130
就是一个爱吃香瓜的哥们的故事

1645
01:01:34,130 --> 01:01:35,240
我搜不到呀

1646
01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:38,870
这才能完美

1647
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:43,439
怎么还有炉石传说每日卡组推荐第七期啊

1648
01:01:43,439 --> 01:01:46,900
可怕可怕喵可怕喵

1649
01:01:47,499 --> 01:01:48,899
2g冲浪

1650
01:01:48,899 --> 01:01:51,449
我在某些时候的网速是很快

1651
01:01:51,449 --> 01:01:54,479
比我吃瓜总是往最前线冲

1652
01:01:54,479 --> 01:01:57,950
但是有很多那种什么呃

1653
01:01:57,950 --> 01:01:59,540
以前的那些什么啊

1654
01:01:59,540 --> 01:02:02,000
集美大无语事件发生绝绝子

1655
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,260
包括现在的妈呀

1656
01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:04,220
好崩溃

1657
01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:06,459
什么一拳把世界打爆

1658
01:02:06,459 --> 01:02:09,070
音暗扭曲的爬行啊

1659
01:02:09,070 --> 01:02:10,870
这个每天给空气一拳

1660
01:02:10,870 --> 01:02:11,290
不为别的

1661
01:02:11,290 --> 01:02:12,410
就干这个世界

1662
01:02:12,410 --> 01:02:15,050
这些都是我的现充朋友

1663
01:02:15,050 --> 01:02:16,840
他们都不怎么上网

1664
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,460
不怎么上网的那种人

1665
01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:20,620
然后他们在空间里面发来发去

1666
01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:22,300
然后我比他们知道的还要晚

1667
01:02:22,300 --> 01:02:24,850
就好多梗都是这样子的感觉

1668
01:02:24,850 --> 01:02:26,500
有点现充不现充

1669
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:27,640
二次元不二次元卡

1670
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:31,180
在这个交界线里面打岳父牌可以

1671
01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:32,500
但我没时间啊

1672
01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:33,600
你没时间啊

1673
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:35,340
笑死我了

1674
01:02:35,340 --> 01:02:36,120
露天怎么了

1675
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:37,290
发生什么事了

1676
01:02:37,290 --> 01:02:38,760
欢迎李宝早安

1677
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,220
阿狸妈耶

1678
01:02:41,220 --> 01:02:43,180
好崩溃错了

1679
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:45,040
现在要吉祥的排

1680
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,960
围炉煮茶是什么梗

1681
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,730
维鲁总裁是个礼物

1682
01:02:48,730 --> 01:02:51,640
围炉煮茶是个礼物社

1683
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:55,920
死了主包的立牌寄到邻邻居奶奶吃的啊

1684
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,860
你不是说你不是说可以记得吗

1685
01:03:00,899 --> 01:03:03,439
你你你不是说可以记得吗

1686
01:03:03,439 --> 01:03:06,179
梨啊啊哎呦

1687
01:03:06,179 --> 01:03:07,779
这怎么办啊

1688
01:03:07,779 --> 01:03:09,039
吓我一跳

1689
01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:11,379
我释放人数啊

1690
01:03:12,519 --> 01:03:14,739
你看二次元骂谁二次元呢

1691
01:03:14,739 --> 01:03:17,880
骂谁二次元骂谁

1692
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:18,790
二次元

1693
01:03:18,790 --> 01:03:22,300
我不二次元了

1694
01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:26,080
哎呦主播都不敢细想给室友留下的印象

1695
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:28,060
人家一出门聊到二次元

1696
01:03:28,060 --> 01:03:31,540
就是每天在这个房间里面把自己一关

1697
01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:32,260
大门不出

1698
01:03:32,260 --> 01:03:33,190
二门不迈

1699
01:03:33,190 --> 01:03:36,370
这种这种哎呦

1700
01:03:36,370 --> 01:03:40,330
这种在房间里自言自语的精神状态不太好

1701
01:03:40,330 --> 01:03:41,410
一会手舞足蹈

1702
01:03:41,410 --> 01:03:42,670
一会又哭又笑

1703
01:03:42,670 --> 01:03:44,620
一会儿哼着跑调的歌

1704
01:03:44,620 --> 01:03:46,060
一会儿狠狠拍手

1705
01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:49,970
要给人磕头的这种这种形象吧

1706
01:03:49,970 --> 01:03:51,740
给大家留下了不好的印象

1707
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:54,170
碰到你果咩内

1708
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:58,540
这下都知道是二次元

1709
01:03:58,540 --> 01:03:59,560
没关系

1710
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:00,940
二次元也挺好的

1711
01:04:00,940 --> 01:04:03,609
二次元也没有什么太大的问题捏

1712
01:04:03,609 --> 01:04:06,279
我觉得二次元二次元也不错吧

1713
01:04:06,279 --> 01:04:08,610
强颜欢笑也还挺好的

1714
01:04:08,610 --> 01:04:11,300
我刚刚去取你鼠标垫也小心翼

1715
01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:12,020
对了

1716
01:04:12,020 --> 01:04:14,960
大家那个我还是要宣传一下我们的徽章

1717
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:18,160
做不够起送了哎呦

1718
01:04:19,239 --> 01:04:22,079
宣传一下主播的新舰长礼物

1719
01:04:22,079 --> 01:04:26,180
年1月1号到1月5号限时嗯

1720
01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:27,260
138s

1721
01:04:27,260 --> 01:04:30,060
然后就是当成那个上舰的那种

1722
01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:34,180
补10月份的金属徽章嗯

1723
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:37,000
我的直播风格重组了吗

1724
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,480
没有没有脑子

1725
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:40,350
重组不了

1726
01:04:40,350 --> 01:04:45,260
永远都重组不了你相关站子发我私信了

1727
01:04:45,260 --> 01:04:51,980
这个不是我能控制的了的

1728
01:04:51,980 --> 01:04:53,440
虽然天才和白烂

1729
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:56,140
但是确实不是我能控制这料子

1730
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:59,940
这是个啥

1731
01:04:59,940 --> 01:05:03,040
你等会让我看看香瓜射手

1732
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,060
这个也不是很播放量也不是很高呀

1733
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,500
5000等1下我看啊

1734
01:05:08,500 --> 01:05:09,760
怎么拿金属徽章

1735
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,620
就是上舰或者13827

1736
01:05:12,620 --> 01:05:16,600
然后放弃1月的舰长礼物来换这个就可以

1737
01:05:16,755 --> 01:05:18,680
非常简单的爱

1738
01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,760
也没有重组吧

1739
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,060
就是怎么说呢

1740
01:05:25,259 --> 01:05:27,540
这叫爱

1741
01:05:28,419 --> 01:05:32,900
不过现在暂时没有办法特别高压的去

1742
01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:38,390
没有感觉我接梗的风格变了一点

1743
01:05:38,390 --> 01:05:39,660
再来

1744
01:05:43,630 --> 01:05:45,810
我的性格就是什么呢

1745
01:05:45,810 --> 01:05:49,769
我的性格就是不断的在变呢

1746
01:05:49,769 --> 01:05:51,179
就这1年以来

1747
01:05:51,179 --> 01:05:55,390
直播风格随着我的性格会多多少少

1748
01:05:55,390 --> 01:05:59,200
深深浅浅的会稍微改变一些

1749
01:05:59,780 --> 01:06:01,720
思念变成海

1750
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:05,220
可能你觉得人到了成年还没有一个稳定的性格

1751
01:06:05,220 --> 01:06:05,820
很奇怪

1752
01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:07,320
但是我就是这样的

1753
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:10,050
我接触的一些东西啊

1754
01:06:10,050 --> 01:06:12,860
然后就是我接触的很多东西

1755
01:06:12,860 --> 01:06:15,820
包括我看着论坛的风格

1756
01:06:15,820 --> 01:06:18,320
我周边的社交啊

1757
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,120
甚至我比较好的朋友

1758
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:22,480
然后我最近课余在做什么

1759
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:25,150
是在做一些跟思考有关的事情啊

1760
01:06:25,150 --> 01:06:27,910
还是在做一些就是比较简单的

1761
01:06:27,910 --> 01:06:30,300
仅仅是大脑放松的娱乐

1762
01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:33,000
这些相关的东西都会影响我的直播风格

1763
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,799
就是有一段时间我的那个说话就很学术

1764
01:06:35,799 --> 01:06:36,819
我特别爱讲道理

1765
01:06:36,819 --> 01:06:40,360
是因为那段时间我在学校选修了一个社会学的

1766
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:45,910
然后跟那个呃心理研究有关系的

1767
01:06:45,910 --> 01:06:48,310
跟性别有关系的一门学科呀

1768
01:06:48,310 --> 01:06:49,060
你知道吧

1769
01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:51,860
大部分的时候都会有所改变

1770
01:06:51,860 --> 01:06:55,610
所以我也没有办法保证你什么时候喜欢上我

1771
01:06:55,610 --> 01:06:57,830
然后我就一直定格在那个地方

1772
01:06:57,830 --> 01:07:00,040
然后就一直不改变呃

1773
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,360
这个这个挺难的

1774
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,400
对于我来说我很奇怪

1775
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:04,660
我也不知道是为啥

1776
01:07:04,660 --> 01:07:07,360
所以你要说为什么是养成系的

1777
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,159
因为要养来养去

1778
01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:11,439
也不知道养出来是好还是坏呀

1779
01:07:11,439 --> 01:07:13,400
但确实是一直都在变的

1780
01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:15,240
抽水马桶记

1781
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,500
怎么出手

1782
01:07:17,540 --> 01:07:19,460
好久没见了葫芦

1783
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:21,560
你怎么进来就跟主播说这个呀

1784
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:26,720
我受不了紫色的小花花

1785
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:27,440
新年好

1786
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:29,240
新年跟我说的第一句话就这样

1787
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,040
葫芦哎哟

1788
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,720
受不了了

1789
01:07:34,340 --> 01:07:39,520
不要你离开距离隔不开

1790
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:42,100
谢谢我吃了反转的关注

1791
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:42,760
红豆泥

1792
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:43,540
阿里嘎多

1793
01:07:43,540 --> 01:07:44,880
感谢支持

1794
01:07:46,619 --> 01:07:52,130
主要是最近其实就很多时候对于一些呃瑞平啊

1795
01:07:52,130 --> 01:07:53,660
吃瓜啊之类的

1796
01:07:53,660 --> 01:07:57,080
然后慢慢的对这种东西感觉到比较厌倦了

1797
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:58,970
然后随着频率的提高

1798
01:07:58,970 --> 01:08:01,100
然后统治性的增强

1799
01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:04,510
很多时候觉得再去评价这个东西

1800
01:08:04,510 --> 01:08:07,450
再加上很多同行都开始干这个嘛

1801
01:08:07,450 --> 01:08:09,550
只不过就是那种大家都开始干

1802
01:08:09,550 --> 01:08:10,630
那我就不想干了

1803
01:08:10,630 --> 01:08:11,830
这种人啊很奇怪

1804
01:08:11,830 --> 01:08:14,040
很很特很毒的一个人

1805
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,360
这个特和毒不是好词

1806
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:17,380
是贬义词

1807
01:08:17,380 --> 01:08:19,540
是我们家那边的方言就很毒

1808
01:08:19,540 --> 01:08:21,370
就形容这个人很很诡异

1809
01:08:21,370 --> 01:08:24,229
很很孤僻的那种感觉

1810
01:08:24,229 --> 01:08:25,549
我就这种感觉

1811
01:08:25,549 --> 01:08:26,209
你知道吧

1812
01:08:29,569 --> 01:08:31,620
总之确实有改变啊

1813
01:08:31,620 --> 01:08:35,070
我知道我知道这个也跟我的情况有关系

1814
01:08:35,070 --> 01:08:38,920
也跟大家今天跟我聊一些什么样的话题有关系

1815
01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:41,200
谢谢西门西亚的

1816
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:42,820
感谢红豆泥阿里嘎多

1817
01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:43,899
感谢支持

1818
01:08:43,969 --> 01:08:46,119
该开发新赛道了

1819
01:08:46,119 --> 01:08:47,019
还开发呀

1820
01:08:47,019 --> 01:08:48,219
主播当那个什么吧

1821
01:08:48,219 --> 01:08:49,599
当那个vlog系的

1822
01:08:49,599 --> 01:08:52,079
然后之后之后的三期视频

1823
01:08:52,079 --> 01:08:54,779
全都以微信的那个聊天记录作为封面

1824
01:08:54,779 --> 01:08:57,059
也不用跟主播折磨那什么了

1825
01:08:57,059 --> 01:09:00,540
哈哈也不用也不用折磨主播

1826
01:09:00,540 --> 01:09:03,180
然后那个怎么折磨主播

1827
01:09:03,180 --> 01:09:04,770
搞那个封面了

1828
01:09:04,770 --> 01:09:08,860
主播的美工跟那个什么跟大家不爱看

1829
01:09:08,860 --> 01:09:09,760
双向奔赴

1830
01:09:09,760 --> 01:09:10,660
主播不爱做

1831
01:09:10,660 --> 01:09:11,890
大家不是都不爱看

1832
01:09:11,890 --> 01:09:13,520
主播坐一个小时吧

1833
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,830
哎呀一看那效果真是一坨

1834
01:09:15,830 --> 01:09:18,600
哎哟试试看试试看

1835
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,240
这个视频我去做了三个方面啊

1836
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:22,080
这是第二个

1837
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,940
然后如果是第二个效果不好的话

1838
01:09:23,940 --> 01:09:24,960
是打算做第三个

1839
01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:26,710
但很很简单

1840
01:09:26,710 --> 01:09:27,610
很显而易见的

1841
01:09:27,610 --> 01:09:31,500
就还是这种这种清水出芙蓉

1842
01:09:31,500 --> 01:09:32,580
天然去雕饰

1843
01:09:32,580 --> 01:09:35,100
比较符合当前纯真版本的审美啊

1844
01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:38,270
所以可能之后精修的那个封面

1845
01:09:38,270 --> 01:09:39,830
要么就是超级精修

1846
01:09:39,830 --> 01:09:41,450
要么就是超级简洁啊

1847
01:09:41,450 --> 01:09:43,980
我们可以走一个两极反转的一个路线

1848
01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:46,320
看看看看情况

1849
01:09:47,260 --> 01:09:51,450
根本会把当季最热的饭留到半年以后看

1850
01:09:52,810 --> 01:09:53,790
怎么说呢

1851
01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:55,950
啊我觉得入坑这种作品

1852
01:09:55,950 --> 01:09:58,000
你去入坑一些

1853
01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,860
用同人女的话来说

1854
01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:03,080
祖上富裕这样的一个作品的话

1855
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:04,520
是非常非常幸福的

1856
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,120
为什么呢

1857
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:09,840
因为你在入坑的时候已经没有了呃

1858
01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:14,200
a推b推c推这些人的什么毒唯cp大乱斗

1859
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:16,090
有这些吵架的氛围啊

1860
01:10:16,090 --> 01:10:20,760
也没有这个特别弱智的那种低龄的观众

1861
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:24,500
因为他们都去追当季最新最热的作品了

1862
01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:28,280
但是你要想看什么哪一个角色的同人啊

1863
01:10:28,280 --> 01:10:30,740
就俗话说想吃哪一个角色的饭

1864
01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:31,550
那还很多

1865
01:10:31,550 --> 01:10:36,440
而且都是比较古老的那种经历过时间检验的

1866
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:37,940
能流传到现在的饭

1867
01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:40,320
那想必一定是绝世相反

1868
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:41,880
所以就非常幸福啊

1869
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:44,490
现在你可以去那什么哈哈哈哈

1870
01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:49,580
你现在可以去可以去看一些78年前的作品啊

1871
01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:53,240
比如我推荐你2023年应该看全职高手

1872
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:54,110
为什么呢

1873
01:10:54,110 --> 01:10:57,770
因为全职高手就是典型的一个祖上很火啊

1874
01:10:57,770 --> 01:10:59,190
现在又有第二春

1875
01:10:59,190 --> 01:11:05,440
看他的人呢都比较就算当年看他是是很低龄

1876
01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:07,540
现在一般年龄也都很大了

1877
01:11:07,540 --> 01:11:10,270
也不会有这种呃火气那么大

1878
01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:13,660
然后没事的时候拉个讨论组就开始呃

1879
01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:18,429
什么备注什么什么什么呃备注蓝少呃

1880
01:11:18,429 --> 01:11:20,949
呃波波什么西西啊

1881
01:11:20,949 --> 01:11:22,749
这个15岁啊

1882
01:11:22,749 --> 01:11:24,280
在学校里没有朋友

1883
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,020
年组第一啊

1884
01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:28,150
曾经咬破过一个人的大动脉

1885
01:11:28,150 --> 01:11:28,960
呃

1886
01:11:29,019 --> 01:11:30,969
备注蓝就好

1887
01:11:30,969 --> 01:11:32,109
出cp嘛

1888
01:11:32,109 --> 01:11:35,100
这样的这种小孩子的氛围呀

1889
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:36,550
没有这种氛围了啊

1890
01:11:36,550 --> 01:11:38,020
就挺好的

1891
01:11:38,020 --> 01:11:39,310
只能说什么

1892
01:11:39,310 --> 01:11:40,510
有的时候追着看

1893
01:11:40,510 --> 01:11:42,730
有的时候一口气补完

1894
01:11:42,730 --> 01:11:44,890
有的翻他一口气补完

1895
01:11:44,890 --> 01:11:46,570
你真记不住他都拍了啥

1896
01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:48,250
我巨人就是一口气看完的

1897
01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:49,730
但是真记不住

1898
01:11:49,730 --> 01:11:50,390
你知道吧

1899
01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:51,710
什么都记不住没有

1900
01:11:51,710 --> 01:11:53,330
我只是现场编了个名字

1901
01:11:53,330 --> 01:11:55,490
也我我我现场编了个名字

1902
01:11:55,490 --> 01:11:59,060
主播跟现实中存在的任何虚拟的up主

1903
01:11:59,060 --> 01:12:00,170
真实的up主

1904
01:12:00,170 --> 01:12:01,820
真实的三次元的人类

1905
01:12:01,820 --> 01:12:04,399
跟这个同名人表示非常歉意啊

1906
01:12:04,399 --> 01:12:06,980
这个这个主播只是现场编了一个人

1907
01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:08,930
他不存在于任何一个次元里面

1908
01:12:08,930 --> 01:12:10,280
是一个虚构的人物

1909
01:12:12,020 --> 01:12:15,579
我的直播一天一天四个小时

1910
01:12:15,579 --> 01:12:19,419
你就是现在攒起来看你一天吃四个小时

1911
01:12:19,419 --> 01:12:22,950
你也能明年一整年就从从头看到尾

1912
01:12:24,679 --> 01:12:29,419
你2023年看我的录播已经可以看一整年了

1913
01:12:29,419 --> 01:12:31,830
你就一天看四个小时吧

1914
01:12:31,830 --> 01:12:33,660
四个小时已经很多了吧

1915
01:12:33,660 --> 01:12:34,740
欢迎新手黑猫

1916
01:12:34,740 --> 01:12:36,660
欢迎红色双头鹰爆炸

1917
01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:37,560
手伤了

1918
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:38,640
打字都不好打了

1919
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:41,130
你为什么你两个手没受伤啊

1920
01:12:41,130 --> 01:12:44,180
可爱你拿语音转文字呢

1921
01:12:44,180 --> 01:12:47,390
苹果手机我记得有个输入法键盘的语音转文字

1922
01:12:47,390 --> 01:12:48,770
手伤了就别打字了

1923
01:12:48,770 --> 01:12:50,600
金宝早日康复

1924
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,940
快4.27早上好

1925
01:12:52,940 --> 01:12:55,970
还有还有你对我说

1926
01:12:55,970 --> 01:13:02,760
欢迎大家早早早早勇敢追自己的梦想

1927
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:05,480
那坚定的模样

1928
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:08,540
super idol的笑容都没

1929
01:13:08,540 --> 01:13:10,100
你是小米手机

1930
01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:11,420
小米手机朋友们

1931
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:15,480
有没有用小米的这个艳艳忍跟主播交流一下

1932
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:17,430
有没有用小米的燕燕忍

1933
01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:19,920
可是录播不能跟肥猫对线

1934
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,900
这就是直播的魅力啊

1935
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:24,300
所以还是多看直播啊

1936
01:13:24,300 --> 01:13:25,380
多跟肥猫

1937
01:13:25,380 --> 01:13:27,220
多跟绵绵吵架

1938
01:13:27,330 --> 01:13:30,280
都跟绵绵在弹幕区吵架

1939
01:13:30,280 --> 01:13:31,360
什么叫打是亲

1940
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:31,840
骂是爱

1941
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,800
怎么主播冰火又来

1942
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:34,460
怎么没有你啊

1943
01:13:34,460 --> 01:13:35,060
我也不知道

1944
01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:36,680
我也不知道他没给我发邀请

1945
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,060
我跟那个瑞英问他

1946
01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:38,900
他装死了

1947
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:41,490
这下真噶了

1948
01:13:41,490 --> 01:13:43,350
哎呦我啊

1949
01:13:43,350 --> 01:13:44,160
那你问吧

1950
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:45,240
你问问他们

1951
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:46,100
你问他们

1952
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:47,390
我是k40 

1953
01:13:47,390 --> 01:13:50,000
k40 是什么什么手机牌子

1954
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:50,720
主播不懂

1955
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:53,360
主播分不清k40 是啥

1956
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:57,180
手机拍照回到最佳安卓

1957
01:13:57,180 --> 01:13:58,560
下个讯飞之类的

1958
01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:03,810
不过他们有人把我的输入法改成了安卓呃

1959
01:14:03,810 --> 01:14:04,530
能用的

1960
01:14:08,790 --> 01:14:11,470
哎呀呀呀呀哦

1961
01:14:11,470 --> 01:14:15,140
我发现那个新视频真的演到了好多那种什么呀

1962
01:14:15,460 --> 01:14:17,260
好多好多路人啊

1963
01:14:17,260 --> 01:14:20,140
大家谢谢

1964
01:14:21,159 --> 01:14:22,829
谢谢金宝的心

1965
01:14:22,829 --> 01:14:23,519
红豆泥

1966
01:14:23,519 --> 01:14:24,119
阿里嘎

1967
01:14:24,119 --> 01:14:24,689
多

1968
01:14:24,689 --> 01:14:26,759
谢谢金宝的super菜的恋爱

1969
01:14:26,759 --> 01:14:27,539
感谢支持

1970
01:14:27,539 --> 01:14:29,410
紫色肥猫脑袋大

1971
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:34,030
又是紫色肥猫脑袋大是吧

1972
01:14:34,030 --> 01:14:35,880
哎呦我真是服了

1973
01:14:36,340 --> 01:14:38,320
第三方键盘有语音输入

1974
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:39,340
k40 是红米

1975
01:14:39,340 --> 01:14:41,200
能不能赶快都用那个安卓手机

1976
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,140
然后把输入法调一下

1977
01:14:43,140 --> 01:14:46,710
调成绵绵给大家发的那个舰长礼物输入法呀

1978
01:14:46,710 --> 01:14:47,100
可不可以

1979
01:14:47,100 --> 01:14:49,620
快点赶快拿下

1980
01:14:49,620 --> 01:14:51,300
快拿下嗯

1981
01:14:51,540 --> 01:14:53,760
什么很能引流啊

1982
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:56,520
那是大家一看到一看到什么

1983
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:59,650
大家都喜欢在虚拟世界中窥探真实

1984
01:14:59,650 --> 01:15:02,070
在真实的世界中寻找虚拟感

1985
01:15:02,070 --> 01:15:05,190
所以一碰到什么虚拟主播加超美丽

1986
01:15:05,190 --> 01:15:07,370
3d虚拟主播加开合

1987
01:15:07,370 --> 01:15:10,610
虚拟主播加这个这个这个塔照之类的

1988
01:15:10,610 --> 01:15:14,180
一些虚拟主播中之人本音什么什么之类的

1989
01:15:14,180 --> 01:15:15,830
一碰到这些关键词

1990
01:15:15,830 --> 01:15:17,510
基本上首页就框框推送

1991
01:15:17,510 --> 01:15:19,890
还给你推到圈外人那边去了

1992
01:15:21,430 --> 01:15:23,970
本来都不是我视频受众的

1993
01:15:23,970 --> 01:15:27,940
然后大家一一检测到相关的关键词啊

1994
01:15:27,940 --> 01:15:30,100
是推送系统觉得有爆点

1995
01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:31,420
啪就给你退出去了

1996
01:15:31,420 --> 01:15:31,900
怎么办

1997
01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:39,349
我可没说谁啊啊谢谢谢谢金宝的心啊

1998
01:15:39,349 --> 01:15:43,720
他说紫色猫猫脑袋这被你丢了

1999
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:48,260
我真是服了

2000
01:15:48,659 --> 01:15:51,619
谢谢都依然是红的年龄感的

2001
01:15:51,619 --> 01:15:52,519
感谢支持

2002
01:15:52,519 --> 01:15:54,259
脑袋大的紫猫

2003
01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:58,760
肥头大是聪明的代表

2004
01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:00,020
众所周知

2005
01:16:00,020 --> 01:16:02,150
大脑的那个皮层越大

2006
01:16:02,150 --> 01:16:04,010
思考的能力就越强

2007
01:16:04,710 --> 01:16:07,310
所以大头儿子与小头爸爸要聪明啊

2008
01:16:07,310 --> 01:16:10,090
就算各位舰长都是我爹对吧

2009
01:16:10,090 --> 01:16:12,010
米娅米娅也比大家要聪明

2010
01:16:12,010 --> 01:16:13,960
什么叫青出于蓝胜于蓝

2011
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,720
主播已经赢过你太多了

2012
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:21,920
你根本就不懂舰长礼物输入法哪呢

2013
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:24,960
这交流输入法是今年几月份的

2014
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:25,860
3月份吧

2015
01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:26,940
4月份的啊不对

2016
01:16:26,940 --> 01:16:27,900
去年的去年的

2017
01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:28,260
对不起

2018
01:16:28,260 --> 01:16:29,639
还活在2022年

2019
01:16:29,639 --> 01:16:32,009
有点怀旧了有点怀旧了

2020
01:16:32,009 --> 01:16:34,040
去年的去年的懂不懂

2021
01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:36,340
any please

2022
01:16:36,540 --> 01:16:37,920
胡图图是吧

2023
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:38,520
你说这话

2024
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:40,740
神仙给你来首什么天才小孩吧

2025
01:16:40,740 --> 01:16:41,280
别急啊

2026
01:16:41,280 --> 01:16:43,120
给你来一首天才小孩

2027
01:16:43,440 --> 01:16:44,580
你说的对

2028
01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:47,160
但现实总是面对太多无奈和辛酸

2029
01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:49,080
vr信真是让我感到恶心

2030
01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:52,520
哈哈vr信vr信真的是vr信

2031
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:55,330
真让我感到哎呦

2032
01:16:55,330 --> 01:16:58,930
你要不然去那个那个百度贴吧vr信吧

2033
01:16:58,930 --> 01:17:00,889
再看看再看看好吧

2034
01:17:00,889 --> 01:17:02,629
你们知道我刚才看到谁了吗

2035
01:17:02,629 --> 01:17:04,249
我刚才看到那个拜托了

2036
01:17:04,249 --> 01:17:07,730
吼细菌点那个31级的蓝色牌子

2037
01:17:07,730 --> 01:17:09,059
点到我直播间里面去

2038
01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:12,400
我当时当时我是不知道是欢迎他呢

2039
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:13,780
还是不欢迎他呢

2040
01:17:13,780 --> 01:17:15,100
我也不知道他是来干嘛的

2041
01:17:15,100 --> 01:17:17,380
你们又有谁去那边给我打s问诊

2042
01:17:17,380 --> 01:17:18,540
挂号去了是吧

2043
01:17:18,540 --> 01:17:22,350
你们又有谁把这个把把把把把把岳父引到

2044
01:17:22,350 --> 01:17:24,900
引到我直播间里面来看了是吧

2045
01:17:25,139 --> 01:17:27,299
谁啊怎么回事呢

2046
01:17:27,299 --> 01:17:31,230
啊我刚才看到的进场我都不敢

2047
01:17:31,230 --> 01:17:32,370
我都不敢说话

2048
01:17:32,370 --> 01:17:36,760
我害怕干嘛攻击你们

2049
01:17:36,760 --> 01:17:39,040
vr信你们vr信真的

2050
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:40,360
你们vr信真的

2051
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,160
哎呦哎呦哎呦

2052
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:43,120
怎么回事呢

2053
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:44,080
你们咋回事啊

2054
01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:45,490
这他说的那个什么

2055
01:17:45,490 --> 01:17:46,810
我还以为客套话呢

2056
01:17:46,810 --> 01:17:47,350
他说什么

2057
01:17:47,350 --> 01:17:51,010
你们昨天打完c说说那个他说喜欢喜欢主播

2058
01:17:51,010 --> 01:17:51,850
原来是真的

2059
01:17:51,850 --> 01:17:53,420
明天收一次信

2060
01:17:53,420 --> 01:17:54,020
你好

2061
01:17:54,020 --> 01:17:56,360
邀请您加入萌哥传媒呃

2062
01:17:56,360 --> 01:18:00,669
这个呃明天收一次性打败了卧槽

2063
01:18:00,669 --> 01:18:01,899
害怕的人

2064
01:18:01,899 --> 01:18:04,629
害怕害怕投降喵投降喵呃

2065
01:18:04,629 --> 01:18:05,739
主打一个投降

2066
01:18:05,739 --> 01:18:06,159
我没眼

2067
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:07,400
人主打一个滑跪

2068
01:18:09,620 --> 01:18:10,160
线下叫什么

2069
01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:11,000
我真不敢想

2070
01:18:12,100 --> 01:18:13,720
这下叫什么

2071
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:15,610
我真的不敢想了

2072
01:18:15,610 --> 01:18:19,150
傍晚时间

2073
01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:24,580
我在想着怎么今天还进来看我一眼

2074
01:18:24,580 --> 01:18:26,080
我被标记了是吧

2075
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:27,160
真记得我了

2076
01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:28,080
真被标记了

2077
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:28,620
没事的

2078
01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:31,770
他手里的电台也不是不多

2079
01:18:31,770 --> 01:18:34,110
他手底下电台也不少

2080
01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:35,060
哎呦

2081
01:18:38,040 --> 01:18:40,160
怎么还有人评论回复我

2082
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:44,830
说我的亲妈在我的朋在他的朋友圈发我的照片

2083
01:18:44,830 --> 01:18:46,710
也算开盒的呀

2084
01:18:46,710 --> 01:18:49,410
怎么还有人不认真看视频的呀

2085
01:18:49,410 --> 01:18:51,540
他发我的照片可以

2086
01:18:51,540 --> 01:18:55,500
但是把我的照片跟我的虚拟形象放在一起不行

2087
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,720
没有人拦着他发我的照片

2088
01:18:57,720 --> 01:18:59,970
怎么有人还在我的视频下面说

2089
01:18:59,970 --> 01:19:02,820
我亲妈在朋友圈发我照片算开盒呀

2090
01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:05,379
没有这么超级敏感吧

2091
01:19:05,379 --> 01:19:06,879
他也不是第一次发了

2092
01:19:06,879 --> 01:19:11,740
哎哟谢谢金宝的小花轰动加里嘎多

2093
01:19:11,740 --> 01:19:12,940
感谢这是我爹的事

2094
01:19:12,940 --> 01:19:16,530
你别管这是三星纹个什么是吧

2095
01:19:16,530 --> 01:19:18,700
你的爹到底是谁啊

2096
01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:22,660
而且他沈老师嘴里的我爹总是这么神秘啊

2097
01:19:22,660 --> 01:19:25,520
一天有七八个人都能都能刚到嘴里的

2098
01:19:25,520 --> 01:19:27,410
我爹怎么回事呢

2099
01:19:27,410 --> 01:19:29,240
怎么回事呢

2100
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,120
就是有很多爹

2101
01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:31,840
你的爹

2102
01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:37,730
你你是否有很多赛博父亲感觉仅次于主播呀

2103
01:19:37,730 --> 01:19:38,690
主播主播

2104
01:19:38,690 --> 01:19:42,799
去年20221年有650个人给主播上舰

2105
01:19:42,799 --> 01:19:45,409
主播六认了650个赛博直接

2106
01:19:45,409 --> 01:19:47,820
反正你已经仅次于主播了

2107
01:19:47,820 --> 01:19:50,700
他爹这两天应该是补过两天是谁

2108
01:19:50,700 --> 01:19:51,840
不好说是吧

2109
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:54,300
哎呦这下过两天不好说了

2110
01:19:56,980 --> 01:19:59,520
反正感觉不如米呀米呀米呀米呀

2111
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:02,850
可是2022年直播335天

2112
01:20:02,850 --> 01:20:04,740
认了650个爹的人了

2113
01:20:05,190 --> 01:20:06,060
很厉害的

2114
01:20:06,060 --> 01:20:09,420
后半含金量拉满

2115
01:20:10,980 --> 01:20:11,900
早上好

2116
01:20:11,900 --> 01:20:13,940
橘猫天津的boss是不是改了

2117
01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:14,540
我也不知道

2118
01:20:14,540 --> 01:20:17,210
这两天直播的时候都没看到他的bot捏

2119
01:20:17,210 --> 01:20:19,920
这两天直播确实都没看到他的boss了

2120
01:20:19,940 --> 01:20:22,280
呃我要不要去问问他呀

2121
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:26,280
我一般那个什么不太不太问这类事情

2122
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:27,940
怕打扰到大家

2123
01:20:27,940 --> 01:20:29,620
我也比较社恐的是

2124
01:20:29,620 --> 01:20:31,720
你看我线下这么多话

2125
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:33,700
郑多爸爸来爸爸去的

2126
01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:37,660
但是我要是就是私下里聊天之类的

2127
01:20:37,660 --> 01:20:39,640
我一般我就比较有点小

2128
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:41,590
怕我不好意思

2129
01:20:41,590 --> 01:20:43,150
他在升级服务器

2130
01:20:43,150 --> 01:20:44,860
暂时关羽这样的

2131
01:20:44,860 --> 01:20:46,430
那好那好嗯

2132
01:20:46,430 --> 01:20:47,120
没问题

2133
01:20:47,120 --> 01:20:51,480
喵鸟飞向各自来

2134
01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:54,960
呵呵呵呵呵呵哎呦

2135
01:20:54,960 --> 01:20:57,210
下次谢礼物就用这种声音吧

2136
01:20:57,210 --> 01:21:00,960
下次下次下次谢礼物就用这种声音吧

2137
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:04,740
哇真是太谢谢你的礼物了

2138
01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:06,420
奥利安费

2139
01:21:07,299 --> 01:21:08,979
下次现在不用这种声音吧

2140
01:21:08,979 --> 01:21:11,970
2023年我们应该也得有点新的

2141
01:21:11,970 --> 01:21:13,830
那个有点新活了

2142
01:21:13,830 --> 01:21:15,150
叫了1年的跌了

2143
01:21:15,150 --> 01:21:16,650
今年应该弄点新的

2144
01:21:16,650 --> 01:21:17,460
你知道吧

2145
01:21:17,460 --> 01:21:20,760
就是用那种娇娇女生叫什么辣台妹

2146
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:23,370
那种非常非常娇弱的那种声音

2147
01:21:23,370 --> 01:21:25,770
哇哦太感谢啦

2148
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,450
这种声音你知道吧

2149
01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:28,950
就是感觉还挺可爱的

2150
01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:29,850
你们不觉得吗

2151
01:21:29,850 --> 01:21:31,150
你们没有这种感觉吗

2152
01:21:31,150 --> 01:21:32,770
快说可爱啊好吧

2153
01:21:32,770 --> 01:21:34,930
一个娃娃把他的天空都炸出来了

2154
01:21:34,930 --> 01:21:35,530
可爱吧

2155
01:21:35,530 --> 01:21:36,210
可爱吧

2156
01:21:36,210 --> 01:21:37,290
叫哥哥了

2157
01:21:37,290 --> 01:21:38,310
什么叫哥哥

2158
01:21:38,310 --> 01:21:40,410
没有啊啊啊啊

2159
01:21:40,410 --> 01:21:41,280
我说什么了

2160
01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:44,990
没有没有没有滑了

2161
01:21:44,990 --> 01:21:48,020
面相似人似情

2162
01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:50,130
我完了怎么玩了

2163
01:21:50,130 --> 01:21:52,410
下次你奥利奥利啊

2164
01:21:52,410 --> 01:21:54,330
这时候有福字点进去

2165
01:21:54,330 --> 01:21:55,350
真的一见如故

2166
01:21:55,350 --> 01:21:56,920
你们不要打那什么玩

2167
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:58,540
你们你们不会要打

2168
01:21:58,540 --> 01:21:59,740
我这边打个50

2169
01:21:59,740 --> 01:22:01,090
他那边打个50啊

2170
01:22:01,090 --> 01:22:03,550
感觉138舰长上舰成为我的爹

2171
01:22:03,550 --> 01:22:05,920
是不是不是怎么还有爱讨论22集

2172
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:08,410
不会不会不会不会真的给我引流吧

2173
01:22:08,410 --> 01:22:09,640
真烦人呐

2174
01:22:09,679 --> 01:22:11,599
哈哈怎么还有22级

2175
01:22:11,599 --> 01:22:12,079
爱讨论

2176
01:22:12,079 --> 01:22:12,859
进入直播间

2177
01:22:12,859 --> 01:22:13,999
我直接投降了

2178
01:22:13,999 --> 01:22:16,440
哎呦本人本人进也就算了

2179
01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:17,700
怎么还有爱讨论啊

2180
01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:18,900
卧槽我受不了了

2181
01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:20,540
投了投了这把点了

2182
01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:21,740
大家重开了

2183
01:22:21,740 --> 01:22:22,760
下辈子再见吧

2184
01:22:22,760 --> 01:22:24,500
拜拜哈哈哈

2185
01:22:25,559 --> 01:22:26,639
你想吃吗

2186
01:22:26,639 --> 01:22:29,440
你在我这边点打点个点个50

2187
01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:31,630
让我唱那个奥利奥利奥

2188
01:22:31,630 --> 01:22:33,280
然后你你在那什么

2189
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:36,060
你在在府那边唱舞是整蛊山西

2190
01:22:36,060 --> 01:22:38,280
呆在浦那边整个50星

2191
01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:41,469
然后然后让他去看绵绵是吧

2192
01:22:43,330 --> 01:22:45,700
让他去查米亚米亚的房

2193
01:22:45,700 --> 01:22:47,350
一切都被你安排好了

2194
01:22:47,350 --> 01:22:49,510
你就是那什么电竞大导演是吧

2195
01:22:49,510 --> 01:22:50,590
一会儿高山静坐

2196
01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:51,370
给我上个总

2197
01:22:51,370 --> 01:22:53,790
那这下不得不2023年第一个总督

2198
01:22:53,790 --> 01:22:56,430
高三进度在不得不被拿下了是吧

2199
01:22:56,430 --> 01:22:57,920
换号入伏

2200
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:00,620
大家好

2201
01:23:00,620 --> 01:23:02,540
我们很高兴地宣布绵绵啊

2202
01:23:02,540 --> 01:23:03,080
在什么

2203
01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:06,390
在这个这个2023年新的1年里

2204
01:23:06,390 --> 01:23:10,150
我们蒙哥传媒迎来了新的新的新的主播啊

2205
01:23:12,370 --> 01:23:14,350
很惊喜欢韭菜

2206
01:23:14,350 --> 01:23:15,070
早上好

2207
01:23:15,070 --> 01:23:17,630
欢迎早早早完了要溜了

2208
01:23:17,630 --> 01:23:18,470
你别走啊

2209
01:23:18,470 --> 01:23:20,210
别走别走是吧

2210
01:23:20,210 --> 01:23:21,470
什么幸运大弯

2211
01:23:21,470 --> 01:23:22,190
跟我平常说

2212
01:23:22,190 --> 01:23:23,810
别别别这样华贵了

2213
01:23:23,810 --> 01:23:26,090
我的皮套就是为了得罪人的时候

2214
01:23:26,090 --> 01:23:27,780
给人家磕头了啊

2215
01:23:27,780 --> 01:23:29,940
马上换上魔法少女服

2216
01:23:29,940 --> 01:23:31,740
上来就给人家帮帮磕三个响头

2217
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:32,700
真的放过我

2218
01:23:32,700 --> 01:23:33,709
简单吧

2219
01:23:33,709 --> 01:23:34,969
斧子还没告诉你

2220
01:23:34,969 --> 01:23:35,689
篮子群

2221
01:23:35,689 --> 01:23:36,700
你去问他

2222
01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:38,620
你被切割了

2223
01:23:38,620 --> 01:23:39,700
早该切切了

2224
01:23:39,700 --> 01:23:40,480
早该切切了

2225
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:41,290
沈老师

2226
01:23:41,290 --> 01:23:42,280
只有烟烟人

2227
01:23:42,280 --> 01:23:43,600
只有2894962

2228
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,350
他真的喜欢你的

2229
01:23:45,350 --> 01:23:48,000
哎呀只有我才是你的朋友啊

2230
01:23:48,580 --> 01:23:50,850
什么阉人的大溃败是吧

2231
01:23:50,850 --> 01:23:54,900
把什么天赋带到蒙哥版画

2232
01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:55,320
哎

2233
01:23:59,000 --> 01:23:59,780
这怎么说

2234
01:23:59,780 --> 01:24:00,560
炒作开盒

2235
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:02,930
万一有人觉得哎有意思不错

2236
01:24:02,930 --> 01:24:04,580
主播吸引了我的注意

2237
01:24:04,580 --> 01:24:06,260
从来没有碰到这么有味道的主播

2238
01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:07,700
哎小开一手诶

2239
01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:10,690
怎么改名叫魔法少女咪呀

2240
01:24:10,690 --> 01:24:11,170
强啊不

2241
01:24:11,170 --> 01:24:12,490
我继承正统是吧

2242
01:24:12,490 --> 01:24:16,190
不得不说我觉得他当时的那个魔法少女乐府酱

2243
01:24:16,190 --> 01:24:18,139
那个萝莉皮套还挺好看的

2244
01:24:18,139 --> 01:24:19,900
那个真的挺好看的

2245
01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:21,280
我还挺喜欢那个的

2246
01:24:21,280 --> 01:24:22,720
但后面他好像不用那个了

2247
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:23,440
为什么呢

2248
01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:24,940
我还挺喜欢那个的

2249
01:24:24,940 --> 01:24:26,560
well

2250
01:24:29,180 --> 01:24:31,660
好了今天没有加班的话

2251
01:24:31,660 --> 01:24:34,610
我们要准备下播啦

2252
01:24:34,610 --> 01:24:36,110
谁同意谁反对

2253
01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:38,680
没有加班的话

2254
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:39,460
没有加加班

2255
01:24:39,460 --> 01:24:41,770
准备要准备下播了捏

2256
01:24:41,770 --> 01:24:44,140
be your gir

2257
01:24:44,210 --> 01:24:49,260
and i just wanna be myself

2258
01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:51,300
i saw you go

2259
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,480
i'm not your gi

2260
01:24:56,340 --> 01:24:57,470
走吧走吧

2261
01:24:57,470 --> 01:24:59,600
ok ok没问题

2262
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:00,800
我

2263
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:05,000
反对我才刚来

2264
01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:07,040
你咋来这么晚嘛

2265
01:25:07,040 --> 01:25:09,020
什么时候考试来着玩

2266
01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:14,020
一个我过生日之前一周啊

2267
01:25:14,020 --> 01:25:14,800
然后那个

2268
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:17,800
所以我可能有一定可能生日会以后往后推呀

2269
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:21,000
有可能只是说有可能不一定

2270
01:25:27,460 --> 01:25:29,320
别急别急

2271
01:25:29,320 --> 01:25:31,740
哎哟这么着急送走我呀

2272
01:25:31,740 --> 01:25:33,450
这么着急送走我

2273
01:25:33,450 --> 01:25:36,300
主播主播还舍不得大家呢

2274
01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:37,620
大家就舍得了

2275
01:25:37,620 --> 01:25:40,870
主播啊啊我也刚来

2276
01:25:40,870 --> 01:25:42,580
那有人想留我吗

2277
01:25:42,580 --> 01:25:44,350
那有人想留我吗

2278
01:25:44,350 --> 01:25:46,480
嘿嘿嘿

2279
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:47,620
别走好吗

2280
01:25:47,620 --> 01:25:48,700
要走的快走

2281
01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:51,920
别急别急别急

2282
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:53,480
我听歌的话

2283
01:25:54,860 --> 01:26:00,510
我可能是4月4月吧

2284
01:26:00,510 --> 01:26:03,380
晚播还有什么看状态

2285
01:26:03,380 --> 01:26:05,720
主播被开的视频来了还好吗

2286
01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:07,280
看动态新动态

2287
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:09,530
我发了那个什么嗯

2288
01:26:09,530 --> 01:26:10,880
怎么都盼着走着

2289
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:12,100
我也不知道

2290
01:26:12,260 --> 01:26:15,830
我超谢谢琼北七钱秋葵芽的舰长

2291
01:26:15,830 --> 01:26:18,000
获得尼阿里嘎多

2292
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:19,140
谢谢你

2293
01:26:19,140 --> 01:26:20,490
被主播骗到

2294
01:26:20,490 --> 01:26:24,210
老板大气太破费啦

2295
01:26:24,210 --> 01:26:25,590
谢谢琼北的舰长

2296
01:26:25,590 --> 01:26:27,600
连红豆泥阿里大部

2297
01:26:28,660 --> 01:26:30,840
接下来成为了我们直播间的英雄了

2298
01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:31,800
我想到个烂活

2299
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,240
不过不适合在这里说

2300
01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:37,380
嗯可以私信给我

2301
01:26:37,380 --> 01:26:39,290
然后主播看看要不要整

2302
01:26:39,290 --> 01:26:42,920
嘿嘿谢谢崇拜的舰长

2303
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:43,460
哇

2304
01:26:43,460 --> 01:26:47,590
哦好久没有收到这么贵重的礼物啦

2305
01:26:47,590 --> 01:26:49,660
耶耶格拉米哎

2306
01:26:49,660 --> 01:26:50,620
这什么玩意啊

2307
01:26:50,620 --> 01:26:52,160
卧槽哈哈哈

2308
01:26:52,160 --> 01:26:54,140
播久了嗓子不会疼的

2309
01:26:54,140 --> 01:26:56,059
习惯了习惯了还好吧

2310
01:26:56,059 --> 01:26:59,840
我最多的时候可以连播五个小时

2311
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:00,800
四五个小时

2312
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:03,620
然后呃状态不出太大的问题啊

2313
01:27:03,620 --> 01:27:05,180
但是下播了之后嗓子会疼

2314
01:27:05,180 --> 01:27:08,240
上播一直张着嘴就没什么问题啊

2315
01:27:12,740 --> 01:27:13,689
干嘛哎呦

2316
01:27:13,689 --> 01:27:14,859
怎么了怎么了

2317
01:27:14,859 --> 01:27:16,779
中医药家庭小剧场了吗

2318
01:27:16,779 --> 01:27:18,160
什么家庭小剧场

2319
01:27:18,160 --> 01:27:18,880
我扮演什么

2320
01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:21,120
我扮演家里的宠物肥猫是吧

2321
01:27:21,900 --> 01:27:24,140
家里的小小这什么

2322
01:27:24,140 --> 01:27:26,300
总感觉这么上舰是大怨种

2323
01:27:26,300 --> 01:27:27,860
怎么会是大怨种呢

2324
01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:30,760
这么上剑明明是米娅米娅的英雄

2325
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:32,489
米亚米亚脸皮薄

2326
01:27:32,489 --> 01:27:33,779
想多留一会儿

2327
01:27:33,779 --> 01:27:35,459
然后又没有人挽留主播

2328
01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:37,499
主播就特别的依依不舍

2329
01:27:37,499 --> 01:27:38,879
正好有人挽留主播了

2330
01:27:38,879 --> 01:27:40,620
主播就有借口对吧

2331
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:44,190
只要但凡有人开了个小头啊

2332
01:27:44,190 --> 01:27:45,960
有人有人开了个小头

2333
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:48,160
然后那个就可以

2334
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,260
稍微多磨蹭一会儿

2335
01:27:51,260 --> 01:27:52,880
哎不知不觉就两个小时了

2336
01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:55,550
满足一个傲娇留下的愿望对吧

2337
01:27:55,550 --> 01:27:56,400
怎么做

2338
01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:57,650
不是你

2339
01:27:57,650 --> 01:27:59,450
你演那个被开盒的

2340
01:28:00,890 --> 01:28:02,920
怎么连猫也会被开盒呀

2341
01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:04,630
不是不懂啊

2342
01:28:04,630 --> 01:28:06,280
猫猫不懂这些哦

2343
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:08,800
猫猫一直都很纯真捏

2344
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:13,270
我超谢谢金星的舰长

2345
01:28:13,270 --> 01:28:15,680
你就想听那个玩偶是吧

2346
01:28:17,780 --> 01:28:19,240
太破费了

2347
01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:22,390
好久没有收到这么贵重的礼物了

2348
01:28:22,390 --> 01:28:23,290
红豆泥

2349
01:28:23,290 --> 01:28:24,040
阿里嘎

2350
01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:24,580
多

2351
01:28:24,580 --> 01:28:26,160
谢谢

2352
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:29,500
太破费了

2353
01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:30,460
感谢支持

2354
01:28:30,460 --> 01:28:32,650
谢谢谢谢我超爹

2355
01:28:32,650 --> 01:28:34,600
谢谢新爹的舰长

2356
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:35,980
感谢感谢你

2357
01:28:35,980 --> 01:28:36,940
无趣的陈小

2358
01:28:36,940 --> 01:28:37,660
留着的

2359
01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:42,570
这个玩偶主播还是挺有那味儿的

2360
01:28:42,570 --> 01:28:45,270
其实其实还没有那么最有味

2361
01:28:45,270 --> 01:28:45,750
你知道吗

2362
01:28:45,750 --> 01:28:48,570
最有味的是那个那个那个什么

2363
01:28:48,570 --> 01:28:52,800
最有味的是那个他们说我选哪个学的对象

2364
01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:55,300
就是在所有的动物园语音包里面

2365
01:28:55,300 --> 01:28:57,760
我学那个炫狗的那个啊哈

2366
01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:00,100
学的真像那个啊哈

2367
01:29:00,100 --> 01:29:03,950
就是因为那个声音本身就比较像女生

2368
01:29:03,950 --> 01:29:04,670
你知道吧

2369
01:29:04,670 --> 01:29:06,350
这个啊哈就比较像

2370
01:29:06,350 --> 01:29:09,160
但是我又怕人家说我在直播间搞烧零

2371
01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:10,540
不懂动物园文化的人

2372
01:29:10,540 --> 01:29:13,450
会觉得主播在直播间哎呀老头发力了

2373
01:29:13,450 --> 01:29:14,110
你知道吧

2374
01:29:14,110 --> 01:29:20,650
就很唉以前没发现你哇哦他这么有味道是吧

2375
01:29:20,650 --> 01:29:21,990
哈哈哈哈啊

2376
01:29:21,990 --> 01:29:24,930
我感觉有点收放自如在身上的主播

2377
01:29:24,930 --> 01:29:27,570
主播还是有点收放自如在身上的

2378
01:29:27,570 --> 01:29:28,380
懂不懂

2379
01:29:28,380 --> 01:29:30,000
可我还是喜欢弱

2380
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:32,940
对你喜欢的人都都有什么

2381
01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:35,220
都有这个这个牢狱之灾是吧

2382
01:29:35,220 --> 01:29:36,480
都认罪认罚是吧

2383
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:37,560
这个千万别喜欢我

2384
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:38,760
明天我直播间疯了

2385
01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:40,170
我就找你算账

2386
01:29:40,170 --> 01:29:40,980
你别喜欢我

2387
01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:41,460
害怕

2388
01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:44,700
来奥利一把

2389
01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:48,960
什么是怎么还有智小朵大年初二新一回啊

2390
01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:50,520
叫朵大年初二新一回

2391
01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:52,650
是不是大头宝宝吃软糖啊

2392
01:29:52,650 --> 01:29:55,350
这个名字怎么感觉这么熟悉呢

2393
01:29:55,350 --> 01:29:57,360
哎呦这什么怎么回事呢

2394
01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:59,040
这是不是大头啊

2395
01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:02,340
主播我还是忘不了你跟你点一首活动

2396
01:30:02,340 --> 01:30:03,600
小丑吧好吗

2397
01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:06,480
主播能不能学一下劳内劳内是什么呀

2398
01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:07,740
劳内什么劳内

2399
01:30:07,740 --> 01:30:11,799
主播不会那个是什么台词啊

2400
01:30:11,799 --> 01:30:13,300
什么什么发音啊

2401
01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:14,710
谢谢谢谢

2402
01:30:14,710 --> 01:30:17,200
至少佐大年初二新一回的小花

2403
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:18,700
感谢支持混沌你

2404
01:30:18,700 --> 01:30:19,940
阿里嘎多

2405
01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:23,180
谢谢什么

2406
01:30:23,180 --> 01:30:23,900
谢谢你

2407
01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,760
还是忘不了我不客气

2408
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:29,200
我刚刚说啥了

2409
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:30,160
哎呀我一下忘了

2410
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:31,360
我怎么回答你了

2411
01:30:31,360 --> 01:30:33,010
我说的什么东西啊

2412
01:30:33,010 --> 01:30:34,280
劳内

2413
01:30:37,680 --> 01:30:40,980
点歌骗赖还真骗了

2414
01:30:40,980 --> 01:30:42,360
别骗了吧

2415
01:30:42,360 --> 01:30:44,250
今天好不容易有点新观众

2416
01:30:44,250 --> 01:30:46,260
这一片全没了

2417
01:30:46,260 --> 01:30:47,400
全走了怎么办

2418
01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:49,260
我害怕

2419
01:30:50,550 --> 01:30:52,070
别骗了吧

2420
01:30:52,070 --> 01:30:54,320
活动小丑啊

2421
01:30:54,320 --> 01:30:56,720
为什么要说自己是活动小丑呢

2422
01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:57,800
我一直不明白

2423
01:30:57,800 --> 01:31:01,280
有的时候不知道为什么大家就忽然生气了

2424
01:31:01,280 --> 01:31:01,980
忽然失望

2425
01:31:01,980 --> 01:31:03,420
我忽然伤心了

2426
01:31:03,420 --> 01:31:05,880
也不知道为什么大家忽然就开开心心的

2427
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:07,490
某一天就回来了

2428
01:31:07,490 --> 01:31:08,930
我也想不明白

2429
01:31:08,930 --> 01:31:10,890
我的脑子太简单了

2430
01:31:10,890 --> 01:31:12,960
所以我只能坐在这边直播

2431
01:31:12,960 --> 01:31:17,600
然后希望有一天也可以回旋念主播

2432
01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:19,280
你的精神状态跟我要走了

2433
01:31:19,280 --> 01:31:19,640
拜拜

2434
01:31:19,640 --> 01:31:21,120
别走好吗

2435
01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:23,220
别走好吗

2436
01:31:23,220 --> 01:31:28,120
你看你看我就说肯定肯定会把舰长唱走的

2437
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:29,560
怎么这么坏呀

2438
01:31:32,140 --> 01:31:33,840
唉呀我们就不唱主歌了

2439
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:36,600
主歌反正大家都没有人想听

2440
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:37,710
主播唱主歌

2441
01:31:37,710 --> 01:31:39,960
大家对主歌都不感兴趣

2442
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:42,390
六六欢迎茶泡饭

2443
01:31:42,390 --> 01:31:43,570
早上好

2444
01:31:44,150 --> 01:31:47,230
我是就是因为我说话说的比较多

2445
01:31:47,230 --> 01:31:49,510
所以我可能下一句就忘了上一句我在说什么

2446
01:31:49,510 --> 01:31:50,379
你知道吧

2447
01:31:50,614 --> 01:31:58,360
每当我一说你们都会犯

2448
01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:03,820
你就会肯定的

2449
01:32:03,820 --> 01:32:08,080
you say no

2450
01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:09,300
no

2451
01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:11,570
啊啊啊啊

2452
01:32:11,570 --> 01:32:15,280
我不卖我不卖啊啊嗯嗯

2453
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:19,000
我非要我非要嗯嗯嗯嗯

2454
01:32:19,000 --> 01:32:22,240
我不嘛我不嘛哈哈哈哈

2455
01:32:22,240 --> 01:32:23,260
你不依我

2456
01:32:23,260 --> 01:32:24,370
我就闹

2457
01:32:24,370 --> 01:32:30,780
能哭二闹三上吊哈

2458
01:32:30,780 --> 01:32:33,670
还会哦啊啊啊

2459
01:32:33,670 --> 01:32:36,410
我不不骂我不骂哦

2460
01:32:36,410 --> 01:32:43,140
哦哦哦我非要我非要哦哦哦哦我不骂我不骂

2461
01:32:44,370 --> 01:32:45,510
你不理我

2462
01:32:45,510 --> 01:32:46,580
我就闹

2463
01:32:46,580 --> 01:32:54,420
我就说这种艺术对于当今的人类还是太超前了

2464
01:32:55,440 --> 01:32:57,210
正好呀呀呀呀

2465
01:32:57,210 --> 01:32:59,059
目标呀呀呀呀

2466
01:32:59,059 --> 01:32:59,629
小狗

2467
01:32:59,629 --> 01:33:01,549
你哭二闹三上吊

2468
01:33:01,549 --> 01:33:03,409
又一又又莫闹

2469
01:33:03,409 --> 01:33:05,230
切切切切切听好

2470
01:33:05,230 --> 01:33:06,460
哇哇哇哇

2471
01:33:06,460 --> 01:33:07,090
粉条

2472
01:33:07,090 --> 01:33:08,980
你真的有点不得了

2473
01:33:08,980 --> 01:33:09,910
人是铁

2474
01:33:09,910 --> 01:33:10,840
饭是钢

2475
01:33:10,840 --> 01:33:12,680
你们搞得我心里有点慌

2476
01:33:12,680 --> 01:33:14,420
然后帮你淘宝天天搞

2477
01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:17,300
但我又不是支付宝姑娘姑娘

2478
01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:20,700
你站起来随时随地都可以骗赖骗赖

2479
01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:22,020
真是你们想赖的

2480
01:33:22,020 --> 01:33:23,160
想赖就能赖

2481
01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:24,340
还来啊

2482
01:33:24,340 --> 01:33:26,400
嗯呃呃我不卖

2483
01:33:26,400 --> 01:33:29,040
我不卖鹅鹅鹅鹅

2484
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:32,860
我非要我非要嗯嗯嗯嗯

2485
01:33:32,860 --> 01:33:34,780
我不嘛我不嘛

2486
01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:37,240
你不依我

2487
01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,230
我就闹啊

2488
01:33:39,230 --> 01:33:41,210
呃呃呃我不卖

2489
01:33:41,210 --> 01:33:42,719
我不卖啊

2490
01:33:42,719 --> 01:33:47,579
嗯嗯嗯我非要我非要嗯嗯嗯嗯

2491
01:33:47,579 --> 01:33:49,580
我不卖我不卖

2492
01:33:50,870 --> 01:33:55,620
吕布155就那啊啊啊啊啊

2493
01:34:03,920 --> 01:34:08,570
六答应我今天谢谢答应我

2494
01:34:08,570 --> 01:34:10,400
今天不是我最后一次见你好吗

2495
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:12,140
答应我这条路不是你

2496
01:34:12,140 --> 01:34:15,340
不是你在我直播间的最后一条弹幕好吗

2497
01:34:16,980 --> 01:34:18,420
这条路可不可以

2498
01:34:18,420 --> 01:34:20,580
不是你在我直播间最后一条弹幕

2499
01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:24,420
我怕我以后再也没机会见到金希了

2500
01:34:24,420 --> 01:34:28,580
我好怕我受不了

2501
01:34:28,990 --> 01:34:31,090
主播的那个什么呀

2502
01:34:31,090 --> 01:34:31,570
怎么说呢

2503
01:34:31,570 --> 01:34:32,530
不是最后一条

2504
01:34:32,530 --> 01:34:33,850
但应该不多了

2505
01:34:33,850 --> 01:34:36,820
留给我的洗白的时间已经不多了是吧

2506
01:34:36,820 --> 01:34:39,400
留给主播的时间已经不多了

2507
01:34:39,400 --> 01:34:41,650
留给主播的牌已经没有了

2508
01:34:41,650 --> 01:34:42,340
怎么办

2509
01:34:42,340 --> 01:34:43,810
最后压在手里一个三

2510
01:34:43,810 --> 01:34:45,889
被人家连队带走了吧

2511
01:34:45,889 --> 01:34:49,580
哎呦为什么天天活动小丑呢

2512
01:34:49,580 --> 01:34:50,780
3d歌挺好听

2513
01:34:50,780 --> 01:34:52,310
但很悲伤啊

2514
01:34:52,310 --> 01:34:54,860
主播主播直播让大家直播

2515
01:34:54,860 --> 01:34:56,060
就是等过迟到

2516
01:34:56,060 --> 01:34:57,440
给十分钟五分钟的

2517
01:34:57,440 --> 01:34:59,420
哪有让大家等过20多分钟啊

2518
01:34:59,420 --> 01:35:01,070
或者两个半小时的时候

2519
01:35:01,070 --> 01:35:04,980
没有哪有牛的

2520
01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:07,750
对我来说

2521
01:35:07,750 --> 01:35:10,150
唱歌就是模仿声音

2522
01:35:10,150 --> 01:35:10,690
你知道吗

2523
01:35:10,690 --> 01:35:11,590
那我再发一个

2524
01:35:13,900 --> 01:35:16,080
给个机会给个机会

2525
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:17,820
谢谢还是做弟弟好的

2526
01:35:17,820 --> 01:35:18,300
小花

2527
01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:19,320
给人家指混动

2528
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:20,400
你阿里嘎多

2529
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:22,860
谢谢谢谢主播

2530
01:35:22,860 --> 01:35:26,750
就知道这种哎呀比较有野人爆点的东西

2531
01:35:26,750 --> 01:35:29,030
好像还是有点那什么的

2532
01:35:31,230 --> 01:35:33,240
今天好像来不及了

2533
01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:34,680
今天好像来不及了

2534
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:36,540
可能明天再出一个切吧

2535
01:35:36,540 --> 01:35:37,920
今天还能再吃一天

2536
01:35:37,920 --> 01:35:39,400
明天再出一个

2537
01:35:39,420 --> 01:35:41,400
明天是什么时候啊

2538
01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:42,240
明天周四

2539
01:35:42,240 --> 01:35:44,040
然后那个大后天周六

2540
01:35:44,040 --> 01:35:45,840
我们周六再出一个主播

2541
01:35:45,840 --> 01:35:48,240
手里面一般是攒够三张牌

2542
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:49,620
然后啪啪开始打的

2543
01:35:49,620 --> 01:35:51,120
所以会出现什么呢

2544
01:35:51,120 --> 01:35:53,730
某一周突然更新了四个切片

2545
01:35:53,730 --> 01:35:55,320
然后下一周一个都没有

2546
01:35:55,320 --> 01:35:56,790
然后下一周又更了仨

2547
01:35:56,790 --> 01:35:58,840
这种情况我们11月不就是吗

2548
01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:01,240
11月十天里面做了五个视频

2549
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:03,630
然后11月下半个月一个都没有

2550
01:36:03,630 --> 01:36:05,010
12月竹子啊

2551
01:36:05,010 --> 01:36:09,350
12月12月的时候就后面就变成这样子

2552
01:36:09,350 --> 01:36:12,950
比较有把握的素材一般都是放在一起做的

2553
01:36:12,950 --> 01:36:14,840
边直播边切的话

2554
01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:18,330
可能他就会他就会有点慢

2555
01:36:18,330 --> 01:36:20,640
再玩一种很新的东西是吧

2556
01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:24,770
先触发关键词开合

2557
01:36:24,770 --> 01:36:28,210
再触发关键词认为罕见同传

2558
01:36:28,210 --> 01:36:31,030
最后呢来一波什么时候走

2559
01:36:31,030 --> 01:36:36,510
来一波这个呃委婉的这个下三路切片

2560
01:36:36,510 --> 01:36:38,430
收走主播的炒作三部曲

2561
01:36:38,430 --> 01:36:41,819
看看这三部曲可以取得什么样的精美成绩啊

2562
01:36:41,819 --> 01:36:43,199
看看让我们期待一下

2563
01:36:43,199 --> 01:36:45,969
这三部曲能取得什么样的纯真好成绩

2564
01:36:45,969 --> 01:36:50,469
我对于这三部曲的期待是在在没剪出来之前

2565
01:36:50,469 --> 01:36:55,940
期待是三个视频加起来播放10万就可以了

2566
01:36:55,940 --> 01:36:56,990
很有把握

2567
01:36:56,990 --> 01:36:59,720
但是现在一个视频已经10万了

2568
01:36:59,720 --> 01:37:01,250
那我们再看看吧

2569
01:37:01,250 --> 01:37:02,450
被我玩明白了

2570
01:37:02,450 --> 01:37:03,650
我去年就明白

2571
01:37:03,650 --> 01:37:05,450
我直播间观众都知道

2572
01:37:05,450 --> 01:37:07,210
主播一直都知道啥东西

2573
01:37:07,210 --> 01:37:09,910
啥东西切出来是有流量了

2574
01:37:09,910 --> 01:37:11,470
啥东西切出来是有争议的

2575
01:37:11,470 --> 01:37:12,730
我都一清二楚

2576
01:37:12,730 --> 01:37:14,610
但是我就不切

2577
01:37:14,610 --> 01:37:15,360
你知道吗

2578
01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:16,350
虎爹说了

2579
01:37:16,350 --> 01:37:17,580
不如钟离

2580
01:37:19,770 --> 01:37:21,090
你还真不如钟离

2581
01:37:21,090 --> 01:37:22,740
哈哈哈

2582
01:37:22,740 --> 01:37:25,020
伞兵伞兵不是神啊

2583
01:37:25,020 --> 01:37:26,160
钟离是神啊

2584
01:37:26,160 --> 01:37:28,860
这怎么能这怎么能比呢

2585
01:37:28,860 --> 01:37:29,380
对吧

2586
01:37:29,380 --> 01:37:31,120
你起码得整个温迪啊

2587
01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:33,760
温迪的话是跟那个钟离平起平坐的

2588
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:35,680
伞兵确实不行了啊

2589
01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:39,640
快进到今晚八点跟大家聊聊

2590
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:41,980
我晚上八点好像就跟大家聊过一次

2591
01:37:41,980 --> 01:37:43,060
那是我今年回来

2592
01:37:43,060 --> 01:37:48,220
就晚上八点的时候跟那个嗯发正常的1万

2593
01:37:48,220 --> 01:37:49,480
然后现在就是这样的

2594
01:37:49,480 --> 01:37:50,320
大家都炒作

2595
01:37:50,320 --> 01:37:51,820
大家都猛火爆炒

2596
01:37:51,820 --> 01:37:53,440
你还在那小火慢炖

2597
01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:56,820
现在哪是酒香不怕巷子深的那个年代人

2598
01:37:56,820 --> 01:37:57,900
可你是伞兵

2599
01:37:57,900 --> 01:37:59,220
你是你宣布个事

2600
01:37:59,220 --> 01:38:01,080
你是个是吧

2601
01:38:01,080 --> 01:38:02,220
我不想骂你

2602
01:38:03,780 --> 01:38:05,310
你干嘛啊

2603
01:38:05,310 --> 01:38:08,160
哎呦哎呦

2604
01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:13,060
风系的这个角色都是都是四个好朋友

2605
01:38:13,060 --> 01:38:14,380
或者四了兄弟的

2606
01:38:14,380 --> 01:38:17,200
你你你你试的是米娅米娅吗

2607
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:19,060
你噶的是泯灭了

2608
01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:21,940
我记得风系的角色不都是要么就有人

2609
01:38:21,940 --> 01:38:24,940
要么就是就是以前的什么之类的

2610
01:38:24,940 --> 01:38:26,260
欢迎幽灵木风

2611
01:38:26,260 --> 01:38:27,160
哈喽哈喽

2612
01:38:27,160 --> 01:38:30,020
果真看猫猫直播真的舒服

2613
01:38:30,020 --> 01:38:31,970
什么痛痛飞走

2614
01:38:31,970 --> 01:38:33,140
痛痛飞走

2615
01:38:33,140 --> 01:38:35,150
麦麦q嗯

2616
01:38:35,150 --> 01:38:36,140
痛痛飞走

2617
01:38:36,140 --> 01:38:39,059
捏主播头发的颜色怎么不一样

2618
01:38:40,860 --> 01:38:43,010
主播还能换那什么的

2619
01:38:43,010 --> 01:38:44,900
我还能换发型呢

2620
01:38:44,900 --> 01:38:45,740
你没事吧

2621
01:38:45,740 --> 01:38:46,340
啊对了

2622
01:38:46,340 --> 01:38:48,740
跟大家预告一下我的生日

2623
01:38:48,740 --> 01:38:50,120
新年一周年

2624
01:38:50,120 --> 01:38:51,980
可能要是涨粉快的话

2625
01:38:51,980 --> 01:38:52,880
还有5万粉啊

2626
01:38:52,880 --> 01:38:54,260
咱们现在是不是已经5万粉了

2627
01:38:54,260 --> 01:38:56,650
来让我们看看不是还做梦呢

2628
01:38:56,650 --> 01:38:57,900
在这对不起啊

2629
01:38:57,900 --> 01:39:00,180
咱们现在是不是已经4.7万粉了啊

2630
01:39:00,180 --> 01:39:01,560
对已经4.7万粉了

2631
01:39:01,560 --> 01:39:02,760
涨涨粉非常快

2632
01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:03,720
涨粉非常多啊

2633
01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:05,840
这个这不是压缩毛巾

2634
01:39:05,840 --> 01:39:06,920
这是吃饼干

2635
01:39:06,920 --> 01:39:07,760
这是空气啊

2636
01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:11,240
对这已经涨了涨了涨了一点粉丝了

2637
01:39:11,240 --> 01:39:15,960
懂吧呃争取在这三个视频三连之下

2638
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:18,600
我们可以涨到一个四舍五入5万粉的程度

2639
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:22,860
然后一起来过一个过一个年啊对吧

2640
01:39:22,860 --> 01:39:25,080
这个阳历新年已经过去了

2641
01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:25,980
没有五开头

2642
01:39:25,980 --> 01:39:28,090
阴历新年争取五开头试试看

2643
01:39:28,090 --> 01:39:30,310
最后这18天能吵就吵

2644
01:39:30,310 --> 01:39:31,559
吵就吵不上

2645
01:39:31,559 --> 01:39:32,399
好吧

2646
01:39:32,399 --> 01:39:33,719
疼还是疼的

2647
01:39:33,719 --> 01:39:37,080
开心开心给你带来一点主观的开心

2648
01:39:37,080 --> 01:39:41,610
给秦宝一点小小的燕子爆炎震撼

2649
01:39:41,610 --> 01:39:45,040
吃饭的时候看个v好好好

2650
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:47,280
我还蛮适合黑枪的人

2651
01:39:47,920 --> 01:39:48,840
那这样吧

2652
01:39:48,840 --> 01:39:49,200
这样吧

2653
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:51,060
主播要说什么奇怪的话的时候

2654
01:39:51,060 --> 01:39:51,780
先预告一下

2655
01:39:51,780 --> 01:39:52,980
你赶紧把饭咽下去

2656
01:39:52,980 --> 01:39:54,820
怕你喷到屏幕上

2657
01:39:54,820 --> 01:39:57,060
这样会比较难处理好吧

2658
01:39:57,060 --> 01:39:58,740
那我给你买3000粉吧

2659
01:39:58,740 --> 01:40:00,720
你有那钱不如给我打mc了

2660
01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:02,850
主播要的是尸体吗

2661
01:40:02,850 --> 01:40:04,940
主播要的是机器人

2662
01:40:04,940 --> 01:40:06,020
教的是尸体

2663
01:40:06,020 --> 01:40:07,460
要的是那个什么科技

2664
01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:08,060
很活嘛

2665
01:40:08,060 --> 01:40:09,650
主播要的不是这些东西

2666
01:40:09,650 --> 01:40:11,180
主播要的是活人

2667
01:40:11,180 --> 01:40:12,020
懂不懂

2668
01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:14,990
主播要是要是那个买粉

2669
01:40:14,990 --> 01:40:16,820
那早都10万了

2670
01:40:16,820 --> 01:40:19,830
主播要是会看直播的人好吧

2671
01:40:19,830 --> 01:40:22,320
我想听单相思哦

2672
01:40:22,320 --> 01:40:23,610
我给你唱吧

2673
01:40:23,610 --> 01:40:25,260
还是点歌呀

2674
01:40:27,300 --> 01:40:28,680
主播好久没唱了

2675
01:40:28,680 --> 01:40:31,720
主播要的是138c138 c的话

2676
01:40:31,720 --> 01:40:34,060
你就会获得主播的徽章

2677
01:40:34,060 --> 01:40:36,370
会获得10月份的置顶徽章

2678
01:40:36,370 --> 01:40:38,080
金属徽章非常精美

2679
01:40:38,080 --> 01:40:41,440
然后1月的这个话会获得新一设计立牌啊

2680
01:40:41,440 --> 01:40:44,460
对了大家新衣服的话

2681
01:40:44,460 --> 01:40:48,280
为了防止风格出入太大嗯

2682
01:40:49,160 --> 01:40:53,260
会首次采用双叉分的衣服

2683
01:40:53,260 --> 01:40:55,710
就是呃一个长裙

2684
01:40:55,710 --> 01:40:56,760
一个短裙

2685
01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:58,950
再加上一个外套的拆分

2686
01:40:58,950 --> 01:41:02,110
发型呢也是双发型

2687
01:41:02,110 --> 01:41:02,950
双发色啊

2688
01:41:02,950 --> 01:41:04,980
也是一个非常重工的皮套

2689
01:41:04,980 --> 01:41:08,700
我发现我找别人画画都是比别人要贵好多

2690
01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:11,160
别的比如一个老师接正常皮套要5000

2691
01:41:11,160 --> 01:41:12,540
到我就得7000

2692
01:41:12,540 --> 01:41:14,820
因为我一般都是两个发型

2693
01:41:14,820 --> 01:41:17,830
两个发色切来切去的挺麻烦的

2694
01:41:17,830 --> 01:41:19,510
真有爱心吗

2695
01:41:19,510 --> 01:41:22,740
真要爱你

2696
01:41:22,740 --> 01:41:24,090
随便给我上舰了吧

2697
01:41:24,090 --> 01:41:25,380
你给我上舰了

2698
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:27,360
你给我上舰

2699
01:41:27,360 --> 01:41:28,860
等我发你问卷就行了

2700
01:41:28,860 --> 01:41:30,660
为啥还要再额外打呀

2701
01:41:30,660 --> 01:41:32,250
你还要额外的一个是吧

2702
01:41:32,250 --> 01:41:32,940
欢乐欢乐

2703
01:41:32,940 --> 01:41:33,720
欢乐好了

2704
01:41:33,720 --> 01:41:35,700
重新放啊

2705
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:42,420
可能看你不开笑脸

2706
01:41:42,420 --> 01:41:46,470
希望卡普里莫手里的莫言

2707
01:41:46,470 --> 01:41:49,340
他不可可可怕了

2708
01:41:49,340 --> 01:41:52,220
我没有你学习和困难太墨

2709
01:41:52,220 --> 01:41:55,990
可可罗娜和大娃给你的爱不离

2710
01:41:55,990 --> 01:42:02,910
不要打开开门的是你还没到你我太难送来的梦

2711
01:42:02,910 --> 01:42:03,750
脑子停了

2712
01:42:03,750 --> 01:42:04,530
卡拉一声

2713
01:42:04,530 --> 01:42:05,670
你不答对

2714
01:42:05,670 --> 01:42:07,110
可怜卡拉多

2715
01:42:07,110 --> 01:42:09,200
来不看你能干什么

2716
01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:14,150
皮皮卡卡的看小猫咪拉来我看的哟

2717
01:42:14,150 --> 01:42:18,180
我看的有好大的音乐

2718
01:42:18,180 --> 01:42:20,000
没卡他

2719
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:23,960
那他那你还能磕头的

2720
01:42:23,960 --> 01:42:29,930
那你看到哪里有大的也没考他

2721
01:42:29,930 --> 01:42:34,020
哪怕那爱baby

2722
01:42:34,240 --> 01:42:36,630
他的一起等啊

2723
01:42:36,630 --> 01:42:38,969
他的意大利呢

2724
01:42:45,069 --> 01:42:46,949
借钱给主播打游戏

2725
01:42:46,949 --> 01:42:48,180
会被主播骂

2726
01:42:48,180 --> 01:42:49,800
我只会唱到这里了

2727
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:51,400
后面不会了

2728
01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:52,390
不会的

2729
01:42:52,390 --> 01:42:56,780
沈老师昨天都被人家抓在艾草跟直播间上完

2730
01:42:56,780 --> 01:42:58,580
舰长又去别的直播直播间上

2731
01:42:58,580 --> 01:43:00,380
舰长一到我就给我打开机

2732
01:43:00,380 --> 01:43:02,020
他就说自己是借的钱

2733
01:43:02,020 --> 01:43:03,880
就是可让主播可怜的

2734
01:43:03,880 --> 01:43:07,330
天天评为主播买粉钱

2735
01:43:07,330 --> 01:43:09,800
你你要打给我买粉钱的话

2736
01:43:09,800 --> 01:43:14,800
我只会拿它去给叔叔的那个推广去推

2737
01:43:14,800 --> 01:43:16,360
我不会真的买粉的

2738
01:43:16,360 --> 01:43:17,890
这4.6万粉这么少

2739
01:43:17,890 --> 01:43:18,970
我再买点

2740
01:43:18,970 --> 01:43:21,940
那那也太太那啥了吧

2741
01:43:21,940 --> 01:43:24,160
我这4.6万粉都是活人来着

2742
01:43:24,160 --> 01:43:25,060
真的

2743
01:43:27,460 --> 01:43:28,560
太了

2744
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:32,280
而他富来带有哭

2745
01:43:35,340 --> 01:43:37,059
好听好听好累

2746
01:43:37,059 --> 01:43:38,199
好听好听

2747
01:43:39,579 --> 01:43:41,799
借钱给主播打游戏会被主播骂吗

2748
01:43:41,799 --> 01:43:43,479
正常来说你会被我骂的

2749
01:43:43,479 --> 01:43:46,080
真的怎么说呢

2750
01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:47,400
虽然说伸手不打笑脸

2751
01:43:47,400 --> 01:43:49,860
人也不能打骂给我打钱的人

2752
01:43:49,860 --> 01:43:51,420
但我还希望你对自己好一点

2753
01:43:51,420 --> 01:43:56,300
如果真的已经到了要借钱生活的程度了吧

2754
01:43:56,300 --> 01:43:58,700
就不要在这个文娱上面

2755
01:43:58,700 --> 01:44:02,630
在消费过多的这个经历了

2756
01:44:02,630 --> 01:44:03,620
可以看看

2757
01:44:03,620 --> 01:44:04,220
不行的话

2758
01:44:04,220 --> 01:44:05,720
投点硬币就行了

2759
01:44:05,720 --> 01:44:07,200
没有必要看v

2760
01:44:07,200 --> 01:44:11,130
把自己看到一个就是去借钱的一个程度吧

2761
01:44:11,130 --> 01:44:13,770
这样对主播来说压力也非常大的

2762
01:44:13,770 --> 01:44:14,820
我算是主播

2763
01:44:14,820 --> 01:44:18,660
但凡有点但凡有点善良的地方

2764
01:44:18,660 --> 01:44:21,420
也不需要你去这样对待你自己

2765
01:44:21,420 --> 01:44:24,420
然后把钱都给到我

2766
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:30,799
这就借点没打

2767
01:44:33,290 --> 01:44:34,310
你要借多少

2768
01:44:34,310 --> 01:44:35,570
你要借多大的

2769
01:44:35,570 --> 01:44:37,310
这下

2770
01:44:37,310 --> 01:44:39,560
这下不得不给债主磕头了

2771
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:40,760
主播借几万

2772
01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:41,840
没钱充原神了

2773
01:44:41,840 --> 01:44:43,640
就这种这种这种观众

2774
01:44:43,640 --> 01:44:48,020
就是典型的应该被嘎嘎切割的观众啊

2775
01:44:48,020 --> 01:44:48,650
你知道吧

2776
01:44:48,650 --> 01:44:50,060
谢谢主播米米啊

2777
01:44:50,060 --> 01:44:52,600
荣登谢谢宝宝虚拟主播榜第九

2778
01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:54,340
即将获得什么都没有

2779
01:44:54,340 --> 01:44:55,480
大家还是非常开心

2780
01:44:55,480 --> 01:44:56,620
谢谢大家的舰长

2781
01:44:56,620 --> 01:44:57,580
你哄逗你

2782
01:44:57,580 --> 01:44:59,620
阿里嘎多提醒我了

2783
01:44:59,620 --> 01:45:00,820
我过年再见

2784
01:45:00,820 --> 01:45:02,830
你们过年过年借什么呀

2785
01:45:02,830 --> 01:45:06,080
过年过年借钱给主播打游戏是吧

2786
01:45:07,179 --> 01:45:09,749
人家刚刚拿到手的压岁钱

2787
01:45:09,749 --> 01:45:11,399
你啪一下就借走了

2788
01:45:11,399 --> 01:45:14,470
考虑在你是人家多年兄弟的份上啊

2789
01:45:14,470 --> 01:45:16,810
人家借给你了之后呢

2790
01:45:16,810 --> 01:45:18,610
人家说哎好兄弟

2791
01:45:18,610 --> 01:45:21,129
你怎么哎生活这么困难了

2792
01:45:21,129 --> 01:45:21,969
要借钱了

2793
01:45:21,969 --> 01:45:22,929
你说别提了

2794
01:45:22,929 --> 01:45:24,669
最近看了个主播叫米呀

2795
01:45:24,669 --> 01:45:25,210
米呀

2796
01:45:25,210 --> 01:45:26,470
唉看了他之后

2797
01:45:26,470 --> 01:45:28,630
我是脑袋也疼起来了

2798
01:45:28,630 --> 01:45:29,650
精神也不爽

2799
01:45:29,650 --> 01:45:30,370
利人哎呀

2800
01:45:30,370 --> 01:45:32,980
什么状态特别特别的不好啊

2801
01:45:32,980 --> 01:45:36,100
但是我要借米给我最爱的第1300

2802
01:45:36,100 --> 01:45:37,480
四个女人打s

2803
01:45:37,480 --> 01:45:38,920
我要给她上舰长

2804
01:45:40,180 --> 01:45:44,020
我要给他打superch

2805
01:45:44,020 --> 01:45:45,940
再见了再见了

2806
01:45:45,940 --> 01:45:47,920
让我看看借什么样的金额啊

2807
01:45:47,920 --> 01:45:49,590
借什么样的一个金额捏

2808
01:45:49,785 --> 01:45:52,980
依然奋勇过年

2809
01:45:52,980 --> 01:45:55,500
借钱打c直接被骂惨好吧

2810
01:45:55,500 --> 01:45:59,880
你什么时候借钱打游戏就哎呦

2811
01:46:00,020 --> 01:46:00,860
怎么说呢

2812
01:46:00,860 --> 01:46:03,020
我我不好意思骂你

2813
01:46:03,020 --> 01:46:05,740
但是你朋友绝对会把你骂死

2814
01:46:05,740 --> 01:46:08,140
不是不想还你

2815
01:46:08,140 --> 01:46:09,780
朋友绝对会骂你

2816
01:46:09,780 --> 01:46:12,120
你要是聊天记录被传出去

2817
01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:14,700
你不就像那个玩原神说啊

2818
01:46:14,700 --> 01:46:16,260
兄弟能不能借我500

2819
01:46:16,260 --> 01:46:19,200
我这个月吃了一个月馒头的生活费省下来了

2820
01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:20,310
我一定要啊

2821
01:46:20,310 --> 01:46:21,810
这个满命小草神

2822
01:46:21,810 --> 01:46:23,790
要这个两精专武专武歪了

2823
01:46:23,790 --> 01:46:24,450
抽不出来了

2824
01:46:24,450 --> 01:46:26,100
兄弟求求你借我500吧

2825
01:46:26,100 --> 01:46:30,720
这个什么只要我一定能怀上的什么什么之类的

2826
01:46:30,720 --> 01:46:33,420
那你被截出去了之后对吧

2827
01:46:33,420 --> 01:46:34,710
你被截出了之后

2828
01:46:34,710 --> 01:46:36,060
那不就是新点了吗

2829
01:46:36,060 --> 01:46:37,860
你看原神借钱抽小草神

2830
01:46:37,860 --> 01:46:40,840
这个点在各个论坛传了多久啊

2831
01:46:40,840 --> 01:46:42,580
你要是跟朋友这么借钱

2832
01:46:42,580 --> 01:46:44,320
朋友就跟你一传出去

2833
01:46:44,320 --> 01:46:46,099
我操管人吃

2834
01:46:46,099 --> 01:46:48,289
拐人吃一个月馒头

2835
01:46:48,289 --> 01:46:49,189
不吃好饭

2836
01:46:49,189 --> 01:46:53,750
然后这个给管人打就收到你的信

2837
01:46:53,750 --> 01:46:54,830
我肯定会高兴吗

2838
01:46:54,830 --> 01:46:56,810
高兴高兴是肯定会高兴

2839
01:46:56,810 --> 01:47:01,760
但是孩子呃确实不希望你去借钱

2840
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:04,040
给自己带来一些特打的压力

2841
01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:05,300
然后来给我打钱

2842
01:47:05,300 --> 01:47:07,360
就是这种高兴会让我感觉到

2843
01:47:07,360 --> 01:47:11,200
好像我的开心是建立在你的围栏上的

2844
01:47:11,200 --> 01:47:12,800
虽然这不是我的

2845
01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:14,000
我的本意

2846
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:15,410
也不是我的

2847
01:47:15,410 --> 01:47:16,820
我指使的对吧

2848
01:47:16,820 --> 01:47:17,900
也不是我教唆的

2849
01:47:17,900 --> 01:47:19,980
但是我还是会觉得比较难受

2850
01:47:19,980 --> 01:47:23,280
未来如风姐姐骂我整大点

2851
01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:24,960
就为了挨骂是吧

2852
01:47:24,960 --> 01:47:27,570
怎么有这种又进了米

2853
01:47:27,570 --> 01:47:28,560
又打了斯

2854
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:30,000
又成为了网络名人

2855
01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:32,940
还能被喜欢的心爱的主播一对一的

2856
01:47:32,940 --> 01:47:35,340
让他把视线完全集中在你身上

2857
01:47:35,340 --> 01:47:37,660
这一秒钟他的时间就只属于你

2858
01:47:37,660 --> 01:47:39,520
怎么有这种好事啊

2859
01:47:39,520 --> 01:47:40,540
还能被骂

2860
01:47:40,540 --> 01:47:42,280
你是不是躲在被窝里面

2861
01:47:42,280 --> 01:47:43,060
一边开心

2862
01:47:43,060 --> 01:47:43,720
一边高兴

2863
01:47:43,720 --> 01:47:44,620
一边面色潮红

2864
01:47:44,620 --> 01:47:45,640
一边兴奋啊

2865
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:48,640
诡计多端的

2866
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:50,460
诡计多端的

2867
01:47:50,460 --> 01:47:51,780
可是我忘不了他

2868
01:47:51,780 --> 01:47:53,160
你又忘不了哪一个

2869
01:47:53,160 --> 01:47:54,420
他又是谁

2870
01:47:54,420 --> 01:47:58,660
又是哪一个他啊

2871
01:47:58,660 --> 01:48:01,960
主播我给你打的米都是从我老婆那借的

2872
01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:03,100
你能还给我吗

2873
01:48:03,100 --> 01:48:04,700
你老婆不是知道吗

2874
01:48:04,700 --> 01:48:08,300
你老婆不是你老婆不是知道这件事情吗

2875
01:48:09,000 --> 01:48:10,280
过路狗狗路

2876
01:48:10,280 --> 01:48:12,800
刚看我的时候还是大学生啊

2877
01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:14,360
现在已经结了婚了

2878
01:48:14,360 --> 01:48:16,540
而主播呢哈哈哈哈

2879
01:48:16,540 --> 01:48:19,480
而主播呢主播还是在这里呃

2880
01:48:19,480 --> 01:48:24,680
呃呃这个这个见证大家生活逐渐逐渐走向正轨

2881
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:27,350
而主播呢就一直躺在铁轨上

2882
01:48:27,350 --> 01:48:29,379
不是他是真的有老婆

2883
01:48:29,379 --> 01:48:30,519
他他结婚了

2884
01:48:30,519 --> 01:48:34,290
他他去年年末的时候结婚啊

2885
01:48:34,290 --> 01:48:37,650
然后他老婆也你应该也看过我直播吧

2886
01:48:37,650 --> 01:48:39,330
毕竟都这么长时间了

2887
01:48:39,330 --> 01:48:40,900
应该也看过我直播

2888
01:48:40,900 --> 01:48:43,960
他老婆给他那个批批钱充原神

2889
01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:44,500
给他批钱

2890
01:48:44,500 --> 01:48:45,400
给我续舰长

2891
01:48:48,100 --> 01:48:49,559
就是这样的捏

2892
01:48:49,559 --> 01:48:51,239
嗯就是这样的捏

2893
01:48:51,239 --> 01:48:52,799
这么快是啊

2894
01:48:52,799 --> 01:48:54,239
这这一看就很快嘛

2895
01:48:54,239 --> 01:48:55,439
所以人生的节点

2896
01:48:55,439 --> 01:48:58,270
其实很多时候你觉得呃

2897
01:48:58,270 --> 01:49:00,580
大学生跟结了婚的已婚族

2898
01:49:00,580 --> 01:49:03,960
工作党是很久很久的差别

2899
01:49:03,960 --> 01:49:06,300
但是主播就短短直播生涯里

2900
01:49:06,300 --> 01:49:07,680
都已经见证了一个人

2901
01:49:07,680 --> 01:49:10,920
从大学生到那个已婚族的人

2902
01:49:10,920 --> 01:49:13,280
在无限时间是很快的

2903
01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,360
身份的转化

2904
01:49:14,360 --> 01:49:15,500
虽然需要很久的积累

2905
01:49:15,500 --> 01:49:18,780
但是往往真正发生改变就那么一瞬间的事

2906
01:49:18,780 --> 01:49:19,980
睡觉去了

2907
01:49:19,980 --> 01:49:21,060
捏晚安燕子

2908
01:49:21,060 --> 01:49:22,960
拜拜拜拜

2909
01:49:22,960 --> 01:49:24,700
这个这个动不了手了

2910
01:49:24,700 --> 01:49:25,600
拿尾巴给你掰

2911
01:49:25,600 --> 01:49:28,320
掰拜拜嗯

2912
01:49:29,140 --> 01:49:31,920
主播大学毕业就要结婚了嘛

2913
01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:32,520
别急

2914
01:49:32,520 --> 01:49:35,300
主播这七天早上播两点

2915
01:49:35,300 --> 01:49:36,080
晚上播两点

2916
01:49:36,080 --> 01:49:40,120
还指望大学毕业做梦天方夜谭好吧

2917
01:49:40,120 --> 01:49:43,520
主播就不用指望大学毕业等着vp毕业

2918
01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:46,040
然后去还大学欠下的债算了

2919
01:49:48,080 --> 01:49:51,900
知不知道吉诺尔主播就马上成为2号吉诺尔

2920
01:49:51,900 --> 01:49:56,080
两仪式喜欢的主播都都会走上这条道路啊

2921
01:49:56,080 --> 01:49:57,100
主播也快了

2922
01:49:57,100 --> 01:49:58,700
主播也快了

2923
01:49:58,700 --> 01:50:01,280
刚看你直播那年我刚毕业

2924
01:50:01,280 --> 01:50:04,300
现在已经是两个孩子的妈了是吧

2925
01:50:04,300 --> 01:50:06,580
是不是上周还得写保证

2926
01:50:06,580 --> 01:50:08,700
说对你还得签字画押

2927
01:50:08,700 --> 01:50:13,230
表示这一个月之内肯定会多来看咩咩的

2928
01:50:13,230 --> 01:50:15,060
肯定会在我这里得到快乐的

2929
01:50:15,060 --> 01:50:16,280
这样才可以捏

2930
01:50:16,280 --> 01:50:21,500
哇主播大学毕业和你结婚也可以吧

2931
01:50:21,500 --> 01:50:22,340
也不是不行吧

2932
01:50:22,340 --> 01:50:23,620
咕咕也可以

2933
01:50:23,620 --> 01:50:26,560
美少女的话也不是不行啊

2934
01:50:27,820 --> 01:50:31,110
感觉这样的话生活就充满了希望哈

2935
01:50:31,110 --> 01:50:32,130
充满了希望

2936
01:50:32,130 --> 01:50:34,530
向有光明的地方奔去

2937
01:50:34,530 --> 01:50:40,030
嗯就不就不掌心刻来

2938
01:50:40,030 --> 01:50:43,080
你眼中烟波滴落一滴墨

2939
01:50:43,080 --> 01:50:47,250
哇哦又发说了

2940
01:50:47,250 --> 01:50:48,720
我就知道

2941
01:50:48,720 --> 01:50:51,220
哪怕是今天给我上舰的人

2942
01:50:51,220 --> 01:50:55,080
但感情的保质期总是这么短暂

2943
01:50:55,080 --> 01:50:58,350
今天今天就在被窝里面做一个你的娃娃

2944
01:50:58,350 --> 01:51:02,979
然后然后偷偷的点亮室友的那什么香薰蜡烛

2945
01:51:04,059 --> 01:51:06,770
然后半夜做一些魔法的仪式啊

2946
01:51:06,770 --> 01:51:10,070
然后这个这个这个网上面闻烟人的名字

2947
01:51:10,070 --> 01:51:12,290
希望大家每天都多来看看

2948
01:51:12,290 --> 01:51:13,310
我好吧

2949
01:51:13,310 --> 01:51:16,030
你们立字据哈哈哈哈

2950
01:51:16,030 --> 01:51:20,060
你们栗子君听到没有出来

2951
01:51:20,760 --> 01:51:22,760
怎么有这么任性的主播啊

2952
01:51:22,760 --> 01:51:23,060
算了

2953
01:51:23,060 --> 01:51:24,560
我觉得有时候任性一点

2954
01:51:24,560 --> 01:51:26,800
然后稍微就生气的时候

2955
01:51:26,800 --> 01:51:29,200
就就说说自己生气了

2956
01:51:29,200 --> 01:51:31,800
开心的时候就表现出来自己开心了

2957
01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:34,140
别扭扭捏捏的感觉还更好一点

2958
01:51:34,140 --> 01:51:34,950
知道吧

2959
01:51:34,950 --> 01:51:37,800
猫猫别的音乐人都是心怀不轨的

2960
01:51:37,800 --> 01:51:40,400
只有我人家是心怀不轨

2961
01:51:40,400 --> 01:51:42,560
你是直接把不轨写在脸上了

2962
01:51:42,560 --> 01:51:44,120
卧槽

2963
01:51:44,880 --> 01:51:46,640
人家还知道藏一藏

2964
01:51:46,640 --> 01:51:48,380
你是直接整个脸上

2965
01:51:48,380 --> 01:51:50,060
你的脸就是一条铁轨

2966
01:51:50,060 --> 01:51:50,480
你知道吗

2967
01:51:50,480 --> 01:51:51,380
左边印一个鬼

2968
01:51:51,380 --> 01:51:52,700
右边印一个鬼

2969
01:51:52,700 --> 01:51:55,520
脑门上面按一个按钮往左边走

2970
01:51:55,520 --> 01:51:57,140
那踏上你的铁轨

2971
01:51:57,140 --> 01:51:58,220
往右边走呢

2972
01:51:58,220 --> 01:52:00,140
踏上生活的正轨

2973
01:52:00,780 --> 01:52:03,140
你是爱讨论

2974
01:52:05,980 --> 01:52:08,140
哎呦我真是服了

2975
01:52:09,800 --> 01:52:10,600
沈老师

2976
01:52:10,600 --> 01:52:11,620
牌子没带好

2977
01:52:11,620 --> 01:52:12,340
他是精神

2978
01:52:12,340 --> 01:52:12,880
爱讨论

2979
01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:14,140
就算没有爱讨论牌子

2980
01:52:14,140 --> 01:52:15,040
爱讨论牌子

2981
01:52:15,040 --> 01:52:15,880
就算是透明的

2982
01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:17,080
他也是永远的爱讨论

2983
01:52:17,080 --> 01:52:17,980
他确实长得挺像

2984
01:52:17,980 --> 01:52:18,850
爱讨论

2985
01:52:18,850 --> 01:52:21,550
你让马克特也去砍个艾草论的牌子吧

2986
01:52:21,550 --> 01:52:23,770
感觉比较适合怎么办

2987
01:52:24,850 --> 01:52:27,280
感觉大家其实都挺喜欢讨论的

2988
01:52:30,100 --> 01:52:31,940
爱讨论的是谁啊

2989
01:52:31,940 --> 01:52:39,160
爱讨论是是是公会运营是乐府

2990
01:52:41,320 --> 01:52:42,920
他叫乐府捏

2991
01:52:42,920 --> 01:52:46,190
对蒙多多多的牌子

2992
01:52:46,190 --> 01:52:47,660
金星是纯阳

2993
01:52:47,660 --> 01:52:49,320
不许给他科普这些东西

2994
01:52:49,320 --> 01:52:50,640
金星是纯良

2995
01:52:50,640 --> 01:52:51,780
不给他科普真相

2996
01:52:51,780 --> 01:52:52,800
不许给他科普

2997
01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:53,730
听到没有

2998
01:52:54,900 --> 01:52:55,440
听到没有

2999
01:52:55,440 --> 01:52:56,280
不许给他科普

3000
01:52:56,280 --> 01:53:00,500
这个我明年去加拿大跟你一起什么我不要

3001
01:53:00,500 --> 01:53:01,820
我不要不要

3002
01:53:01,820 --> 01:53:06,690
为了和主播就转学到这个加拿大来啊

3003
01:53:06,690 --> 01:53:08,610
首先你是找不到主播的

3004
01:53:08,610 --> 01:53:11,550
其次你能去别的国家留学

3005
01:53:11,550 --> 01:53:13,220
为什么要来加拿大呢

3006
01:53:13,220 --> 01:53:15,320
我跟我的那个朋友聊了一下

3007
01:53:15,320 --> 01:53:16,370
我说我有个朋友

3008
01:53:16,370 --> 01:53:18,680
他想从美国转学转到加拿大

3009
01:53:18,680 --> 01:53:21,980
然后朋友都说为什么在加拿大这有房吗

3010
01:53:21,980 --> 01:53:23,870
呃我说好像没有吧

3011
01:53:23,870 --> 01:53:25,640
他说在加拿大就有亲戚吗

3012
01:53:25,640 --> 01:53:27,120
爸爸妈妈在这边吗

3013
01:53:27,120 --> 01:53:28,620
我说好像也没有吧

3014
01:53:28,620 --> 01:53:30,090
那是女朋友在这

3015
01:53:30,090 --> 01:53:31,920
还是这个这边有产业

3016
01:53:31,920 --> 01:53:32,720
有公司

3017
01:53:32,720 --> 01:53:34,070
我说好像也不是

3018
01:53:34,070 --> 01:53:35,360
他说那他来干嘛

3019
01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:37,540
我说我不知道

3020
01:53:37,540 --> 01:53:39,010
我朋友说啊

3021
01:53:39,010 --> 01:53:39,940
那他在干嘛

3022
01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:42,700
是什么

3023
01:53:42,700 --> 01:53:44,740
看不懂我看不懂嗯

3024
01:53:44,740 --> 01:53:46,060
说说中文啊

3025
01:53:46,060 --> 01:53:47,320
不像伞兵

3026
01:53:47,320 --> 01:53:52,060
你是一款由中国游戏公司米哈游

3027
01:53:52,060 --> 01:53:55,780
自主研发的中国原创游戏的游戏角色

3028
01:53:55,780 --> 01:53:57,280
所以你要说中文

3029
01:53:57,280 --> 01:53:58,810
不要说日语

3030
01:53:58,810 --> 01:53:59,980
说日语主播看不懂

3031
01:53:59,980 --> 01:54:03,000
而且违背了你id的那个意思啊

3032
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:04,140
沈一鸣呀

3033
01:54:04,140 --> 01:54:05,460
可以是日本人

3034
01:54:05,460 --> 01:54:07,320
但是伞兵一定是中国人

3035
01:54:07,320 --> 01:54:11,620
因为因为原神是一款由中国自主研发的游戏

3036
01:54:14,440 --> 01:54:17,669
主播什么也明年去加拿大

3037
01:54:17,669 --> 01:54:19,499
你明年你人在英国

3038
01:54:19,499 --> 01:54:21,479
明年要来加大也行吧

3039
01:54:21,479 --> 01:54:23,399
也可以捏

3040
01:54:23,940 --> 01:54:26,280
卧槽机器从我刚能把他消失了

3041
01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:28,600
他去找爱讨论是谁了哈哈

3042
01:54:28,740 --> 01:54:31,100
他去找爱讨论是谁

3043
01:54:31,100 --> 01:54:32,990
卧槽哎呦

3044
01:54:32,990 --> 01:54:35,060
加拿大有原则

3045
01:54:35,060 --> 01:54:37,040
加拿大有什么原则

3046
01:54:37,040 --> 01:54:38,600
加拿大消费挺高的

3047
01:54:38,600 --> 01:54:40,140
但是收入的话

3048
01:54:40,780 --> 01:54:42,120
收入我不会评价

3049
01:54:42,120 --> 01:54:43,440
完全没有在当地找

3050
01:54:43,440 --> 01:54:45,540
那个时候没有在当地找个工作

3051
01:54:45,540 --> 01:54:47,580
我不能评价当地的收入水平

3052
01:54:47,580 --> 01:54:50,010
但是即使不是非常理想

3053
01:54:50,010 --> 01:54:52,760
感觉好像不是特别的理想念

3054
01:54:52,760 --> 01:54:54,740
我去你的怎么了

3055
01:54:54,740 --> 01:54:56,120
我去你的他都不说了

3056
01:54:56,120 --> 01:54:58,120
你怎么还在说

3057
01:54:58,460 --> 01:55:00,580
还不知名的营业机器人

3058
01:55:00,580 --> 01:55:02,560
哎呀欢乐的时光总是过得这么快

3059
01:55:02,560 --> 01:55:04,480
一转眼马上又要到下班的时间了

3060
01:55:04,480 --> 01:55:06,940
我永远不会老

3061
01:55:06,940 --> 01:55:09,400
我是一只猫

3062
01:55:10,780 --> 01:55:18,470
带给星猫周围冒气泡音乐的符号

3063
01:55:18,470 --> 01:55:21,559
我是一只猫

3064
01:55:22,559 --> 01:55:24,709
带给你热闹

3065
01:55:24,709 --> 01:55:28,500
一起来舞蹈

3066
01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:30,540
你快乐就好

3067
01:55:33,180 --> 01:55:36,900
喵看不上我们圆的覆盖的日语

3068
01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:37,320
怎么你了

3069
01:55:37,320 --> 01:55:39,270
我不会说的语言都不行

3070
01:55:39,270 --> 01:55:44,480
我不会说的语言都是最低最差怎么办

3071
01:55:46,100 --> 01:55:48,560
这个主播最近人不见酋长

3072
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:50,090
我不知道我

3073
01:55:50,090 --> 01:55:53,610
你在哎某一个观众不来看直播

3074
01:55:53,610 --> 01:55:58,020
然后大家都问我这个这个到底是什么问题呢

3075
01:55:58,020 --> 01:56:01,389
我觉得虚拟区的观众应该是有

3076
01:56:01,389 --> 01:56:04,440
选择自己喜欢看的主播的原因吧

3077
01:56:04,440 --> 01:56:07,700
这个入脑出脑是很正常的

3078
01:56:07,700 --> 01:56:08,780
或者最近比较忙

3079
01:56:08,780 --> 01:56:10,040
不想看直播

3080
01:56:10,040 --> 01:56:14,740
或者说就是那个干脆整个对直播不感兴趣也好

3081
01:56:14,740 --> 01:56:16,960
就忽然比喜欢其他的主播也好

3082
01:56:16,960 --> 01:56:18,280
这不都是很正常的吗

3083
01:56:18,280 --> 01:56:20,660
为啥会切歌才转推啊

3084
01:56:20,660 --> 01:56:22,220
这不是挺正常的吗

3085
01:56:22,220 --> 01:56:23,760
我超我超有feel

3086
01:56:23,760 --> 01:56:25,290
来了走

3087
01:56:25,290 --> 01:56:26,640
领导刚走

3088
01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:27,300
开始摸鱼

3089
01:56:27,300 --> 01:56:29,380
好摸支持好摸好摸

3090
01:56:30,820 --> 01:56:33,139
我的手脚痒

3091
01:56:33,139 --> 01:56:34,219
你都不知道

3092
01:56:36,379 --> 01:56:37,579
换谁先没事

3093
01:56:37,579 --> 01:56:37,939
hello

3094
01:56:37,939 --> 01:56:38,599
hello

3095
01:56:39,979 --> 01:56:41,320
我知道吧

3096
01:56:41,320 --> 01:56:47,080
我我主播主播做主播的好像没有办法

3097
01:56:47,080 --> 01:56:48,600
就是怎么说呢

3098
01:56:48,600 --> 01:56:50,940
每个人的健康吃完饭或者心理状况

3099
01:56:50,940 --> 01:56:54,430
然后都把把握的特别明确之类的

3100
01:56:54,430 --> 01:56:57,130
最多他来的时候我去我去问一问

3101
01:56:57,130 --> 01:56:59,350
他好像好像这个

3102
01:56:59,350 --> 01:57:02,620
这个我也不知道怎么样做才好一点

3103
01:57:02,620 --> 01:57:05,140
没有知道

3104
01:57:05,140 --> 01:57:06,940
我应该是知道的

3105
01:57:06,940 --> 01:57:09,280
但是我不知道人家想不想让我知道

3106
01:57:09,280 --> 01:57:11,410
因为他也没有来跟我说

3107
01:57:11,410 --> 01:57:12,910
也没有私下跟我说

3108
01:57:12,910 --> 01:57:14,470
也没有来直播间说呀

3109
01:57:14,470 --> 01:57:16,389
所以我应该是不知道的

3110
01:57:16,389 --> 01:57:18,039
一样的来历啊

3111
01:57:18,039 --> 01:57:20,349
我就想这个难道不是这样的吗

3112
01:57:20,349 --> 01:57:22,180
主播难道不是这样的吗

3113
01:57:22,180 --> 01:57:23,290
他跟你说了

3114
01:57:23,290 --> 01:57:25,120
你也就知道你就关心他

3115
01:57:25,120 --> 01:57:26,140
不跟你说的话

3116
01:57:26,140 --> 01:57:28,600
你也不能太太吃那个啥

3117
01:57:28,600 --> 01:57:32,000
毕竟主播以前被被独轮车过啊

3118
01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:34,820
主播谁生病了都看到人家动态

3119
01:57:34,820 --> 01:57:36,170
都说了句早日康复

3120
01:57:36,170 --> 01:57:37,550
被马回头骂了

3121
01:57:37,550 --> 01:57:40,160
说主播世间他的bb空间

3122
01:57:40,160 --> 01:57:42,350
说这条动态没有艾特我

3123
01:57:42,350 --> 01:57:44,780
主播就去回复他是主播

3124
01:57:44,780 --> 01:57:46,310
什么有病什么之类的

3125
01:57:46,310 --> 01:57:48,020
反正就因为这种事情

3126
01:57:48,020 --> 01:57:49,580
主播也被骂过好几次了

3127
01:57:49,580 --> 01:57:50,840
虽然我也不知道为啥

3128
01:57:50,840 --> 01:57:55,050
但是嗯所以后面我就不太不太那什么了

3129
01:57:55,050 --> 01:57:56,490
但大家想让我知道的话

3130
01:57:56,490 --> 01:57:57,630
我是会知道的

3131
01:57:57,630 --> 01:58:00,030
大家要是不想让我知道的话

3132
01:58:00,030 --> 01:58:02,510
我也不知道你想不想让我知道啊对吧

3133
01:58:02,510 --> 01:58:06,170
所以我大家可能觉得就是多关心一下

3134
01:58:06,170 --> 01:58:07,980
观众之类的会好一点

3135
01:58:07,980 --> 01:58:09,660
但是我也没办法

3136
01:58:09,660 --> 01:58:10,380
你知道吧

3137
01:58:10,380 --> 01:58:11,340
谢谢群星

3138
01:58:11,340 --> 01:58:12,000
本市的心愿

3139
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,320
水晶球红豆泥

3140
01:58:13,320 --> 01:58:14,100
阿里嘎多

3141
01:58:14,100 --> 01:58:15,240
太破费了

3142
01:58:15,240 --> 01:58:16,760
谢谢谢谢翔君

3143
01:58:16,760 --> 01:58:17,540
你是知道的

3144
01:58:17,540 --> 01:58:19,220
我不知道为什么会这样

3145
01:58:19,220 --> 01:58:25,570
所以所以呢就是很多时候我发现做的比较多的

3146
01:58:25,570 --> 01:58:27,470
那个时候就多做多错

3147
01:58:27,470 --> 01:58:29,210
你觉得没有任何问题的事情

3148
01:58:29,210 --> 01:58:30,860
但总有人会觉得不满意

3149
01:58:30,860 --> 01:58:32,690
所以我才会在直播里面说

3150
01:58:32,690 --> 01:58:35,860
我说我做的东西可能没有办法让大家都满意

3151
01:58:35,860 --> 01:58:36,820
我虽然会尽力

3152
01:58:36,820 --> 01:58:39,460
但还是客观上没办法让大家都满意

3153
01:58:39,460 --> 01:58:40,420
你知道吧

3154
01:58:40,420 --> 01:58:43,180
这个群星北市的cs地球

3155
01:58:43,180 --> 01:58:45,340
好久没有收到这么贵重的礼物了

3156
01:58:45,340 --> 01:58:46,480
太不自然

3157
01:58:46,480 --> 01:58:49,320
我抽球好久不见了

3158
01:58:49,320 --> 01:58:49,740
球球了

3159
01:58:49,740 --> 01:58:50,580
上次摘的时候

3160
01:58:50,580 --> 01:58:53,970
是不是我已经在下班的那个时候啊

3161
01:58:53,970 --> 01:58:59,040
是不是在下班的时候来主播自己开心就好了

3162
01:58:59,040 --> 01:59:00,180
我是挺开心的

3163
01:59:00,180 --> 01:59:04,040
所以我说大家有一些可有可无的建议

3164
01:59:04,040 --> 01:59:06,500
或者说不是说特别原则的问题

3165
01:59:06,500 --> 01:59:08,920
希望可以去呃

3166
01:59:08,920 --> 01:59:12,070
还是呃以主播本人的意愿为主吧

3167
01:59:12,070 --> 01:59:14,180
因为我是一个很胆小的人

3168
01:59:14,180 --> 01:59:14,690
呃

3169
01:59:14,690 --> 01:59:16,100
可能一个人的否定

3170
01:59:16,100 --> 01:59:17,720
或者说两个人的否定

3171
01:59:17,720 --> 01:59:20,150
就会让我以后都不敢干这件事情

3172
01:59:20,150 --> 01:59:20,660
你知道吧

3173
01:59:20,660 --> 01:59:21,980
有的时候我一锐评吧

3174
01:59:21,980 --> 01:59:23,839
我又怕弹幕说我是蹭狗

3175
01:59:23,839 --> 01:59:25,399
我要是多直播呢

3176
01:59:25,399 --> 01:59:27,090
我又怕人家说我欺骗白烂

3177
01:59:27,090 --> 01:59:29,670
就很多时候一有这种怕的心理

3178
01:59:30,340 --> 01:59:32,620
我也希望大家可以帮我去克服一下

3179
01:59:32,620 --> 01:59:34,240
就是俗称的ptsd了

3180
01:59:34,240 --> 01:59:35,230
有点你知道吧

3181
01:59:35,230 --> 01:59:37,660
我是觉得大部分人都无所谓的

3182
01:59:37,660 --> 01:59:40,580
但是假如一个人他觉得很有所谓

3183
01:59:40,580 --> 01:59:41,990
然后他声音就特别大

3184
01:59:41,990 --> 01:59:43,580
他把所有人的声音都盖过去了

3185
01:59:43,580 --> 01:59:45,380
那你说我到底听不听他的呢

3186
01:59:45,380 --> 01:59:46,520
我不听他的话

3187
01:59:46,520 --> 01:59:49,280
大家就会觉得哎呀主播什么啊

3188
01:59:49,280 --> 01:59:51,400
这个这个这个观众有意见

3189
01:59:51,400 --> 01:59:53,260
你都不听什么什么之类的

3190
01:59:53,260 --> 01:59:54,400
你就敷衍大家

3191
01:59:54,400 --> 01:59:56,680
但是真的不是这样的人

3192
01:59:56,680 --> 01:59:59,540
很多时候我真的没有觉得有特别大的问题

3193
01:59:59,540 --> 02:00:00,440
你知道吧

3194
02:00:01,800 --> 02:00:03,650
主打一个陪都不陪

3195
02:00:03,650 --> 02:00:04,880
今天有加班

3196
02:00:04,880 --> 02:00:06,340
你才能陪到我的

3197
02:00:07,150 --> 02:00:08,530
今天有加班

3198
02:00:08,530 --> 02:00:09,700
这有本事不对啊

3199
02:00:09,700 --> 02:00:10,720
你送我一个心愿水晶球

3200
02:00:10,720 --> 02:00:13,540
你直接赶我走是吧

3201
02:00:15,000 --> 02:00:15,860
啊啊

3202
02:00:18,980 --> 02:00:21,530
现在原野人道歉我15分钟了

3203
02:00:23,510 --> 02:00:26,330
哎我才发现现在水晶就减15分钟

3204
02:00:26,330 --> 02:00:27,530
现在也人道歉

3205
02:00:27,530 --> 02:00:31,020
我15分钟b了

3206
02:00:31,060 --> 02:00:32,820
哎我正好加完班

3207
02:00:32,820 --> 02:00:33,780
然后爷爷人道歉

3208
02:00:33,780 --> 02:00:35,320
我15分钟怎么回事呢

3209
02:00:35,320 --> 02:00:37,690
金星你找到爱讨论是谁了吗

3210
02:00:37,690 --> 02:00:41,000
我刚才看到你的名字从那个高能榜上面消失了

3211
02:00:41,000 --> 02:00:43,400
我就知道你是去找爱讨论了

3212
02:00:43,400 --> 02:00:45,080
你找到爱讨论是谁了吗

3213
02:00:45,080 --> 02:00:47,880
迪西那我滚吧

3214
02:00:47,880 --> 02:00:49,200
什么怎么回事呢

3215
02:00:49,200 --> 02:00:51,760
怎么一来就就就不行不行

3216
02:00:51,760 --> 02:00:52,360
这样吧

3217
02:00:52,360 --> 02:00:52,840
这样吧

3218
02:00:52,840 --> 02:00:54,100
主播是什么主播

3219
02:00:54,100 --> 02:00:56,340
主播主播欠大家时间

3220
02:00:56,340 --> 02:00:57,900
那主播给大家带来快乐

3221
02:00:57,900 --> 02:01:00,780
那那个什么大家欠主播时间的话

3222
02:01:00,780 --> 02:01:02,910
大家欠主播时间的话

3223
02:01:02,910 --> 02:01:03,870
欠你个船

3224
02:01:03,870 --> 02:01:04,980
过期不还

3225
02:01:04,980 --> 02:01:06,060
现在现在来吧

3226
02:01:06,060 --> 02:01:06,930
没事没事过

3227
02:01:06,930 --> 02:01:08,600
贵州要有力气的

3228
02:01:08,600 --> 02:01:10,340
有利息的动作

3229
02:01:10,340 --> 02:01:12,560
我去找我本家视频去了

3230
02:01:12,560 --> 02:01:13,490
我知道了

3231
02:01:13,490 --> 02:01:14,240
那怎么办

3232
02:01:14,240 --> 02:01:18,020
那那那咱们那什么在在再聊15分钟怎么样

3233
02:01:18,020 --> 02:01:20,120
主编骗你倒打一耙的功夫

3234
02:01:20,120 --> 02:01:20,780
舰长没有

3235
02:01:20,780 --> 02:01:21,500
你看群星

3236
02:01:21,500 --> 02:01:25,380
他就是喜欢看这个星愿水晶球减15分钟

3237
02:01:25,380 --> 02:01:25,980
看到没有

3238
02:01:25,980 --> 02:01:26,940
在那个边上

3239
02:01:26,940 --> 02:01:28,500
星愿水晶球减15分钟

3240
02:01:28,500 --> 02:01:29,760
进来就来一个球

3241
02:01:29,760 --> 02:01:31,740
我反正半天都没反应过来

3242
02:01:31,740 --> 02:01:35,400
因为我心里面觉得大家不会给我剪的什么呀

3243
02:01:35,400 --> 02:01:36,960
大家欠主播时间的话

3244
02:01:36,960 --> 02:01:37,960
主播别播了

3245
02:01:38,070 --> 02:01:39,940
用ios给我上了船

3246
02:01:39,940 --> 02:01:41,640
给我对冲是吧

3247
02:01:41,840 --> 02:01:44,300
没事没事没事再播一会吧

3248
02:01:44,300 --> 02:01:45,320
现在人挺多的

3249
02:01:45,320 --> 02:01:45,980
也不少

3250
02:01:45,980 --> 02:01:47,560
再再播一会吧

3251
02:01:47,560 --> 02:01:49,120
你看我这有加班

3252
02:01:49,120 --> 02:01:50,020
我要么一个半小时

3253
02:01:50,020 --> 02:01:51,160
要么我就舍不得走

3254
02:01:51,160 --> 02:01:52,020
你知道吧

3255
02:01:52,020 --> 02:01:54,150
嗯我不知道

3256
02:01:54,150 --> 02:01:55,860
坐等主播逗乐我

3257
02:01:55,860 --> 02:01:57,840
你来了柳州多长时间了

3258
02:01:57,840 --> 02:01:59,700
好久都没有看到你了嘞

3259
02:02:01,440 --> 02:02:04,210
同学啦哈哈哈哎呦

3260
02:02:04,210 --> 02:02:07,000
大家别人发散的能力真的是哎呦

3261
02:02:07,000 --> 02:02:09,130
有的时候就场场都来的

3262
02:02:09,130 --> 02:02:09,370
人

3263
02:02:09,370 --> 02:02:10,630
晚上想睡个觉

3264
02:02:10,630 --> 02:02:11,370
它不来了

3265
02:02:11,370 --> 02:02:13,620
你就啊他切割了

3266
02:02:13,620 --> 02:02:16,770
然后那个第二天人家正常来来了

3267
02:02:16,770 --> 02:02:17,430
来上班

3268
02:02:17,430 --> 02:02:18,799
通勤路上来看了

3269
02:02:18,799 --> 02:02:21,079
然后阉人都给他放礼炮

3270
02:02:21,079 --> 02:02:21,919
欢迎他啊

3271
02:02:21,919 --> 02:02:23,479
你回旋了

3272
02:02:23,479 --> 02:02:25,470
这也太快了吧

3273
02:02:25,470 --> 02:02:27,060
不是哪有这么快

3274
02:02:27,060 --> 02:02:30,059
直升机螺旋桨回旋镖都没这么快

3275
02:02:30,059 --> 02:02:32,219
呵呵呵哎呀

3276
02:02:32,219 --> 02:02:33,239
真是的

3277
02:02:33,239 --> 02:02:34,559
怎么回事呢

3278
02:02:36,359 --> 02:02:38,280
欢迎大家早上好

3279
02:02:38,280 --> 02:02:39,360
饿肚子了

3280
02:02:39,360 --> 02:02:40,110
吃东西呀

3281
02:02:40,110 --> 02:02:41,100
去吃东西啊

3282
02:02:41,100 --> 02:02:42,540
第一次来直播间怎么样

3283
02:02:42,540 --> 02:02:45,920
主播的直播间的氛围是不是有种回家的感觉

3284
02:02:45,920 --> 02:02:47,300
主播不好笑了

3285
02:02:47,300 --> 02:02:50,600
哪里不好笑了

3286
02:02:50,600 --> 02:02:52,040
你学的太像了

3287
02:02:52,040 --> 02:02:53,660
下次别学了

3288
02:02:53,660 --> 02:02:55,280
我怎么没有这个待遇

3289
02:02:55,280 --> 02:02:56,400
我也不知道啊

3290
02:02:56,400 --> 02:02:59,580
不要不要不要不要哎呦

3291
02:02:59,580 --> 02:03:01,320
4.7万粉了

3292
02:03:01,320 --> 02:03:01,860
怎么样

3293
02:03:01,860 --> 02:03:03,180
跳跳厉害吧

3294
02:03:03,180 --> 02:03:05,690
米呀哈哈哈哈哈

3295
02:03:05,690 --> 02:03:08,210
你呀哼哼怎么样怎么样

3296
02:03:08,210 --> 02:03:13,480
哎等我下播了再出门找吃的哇

3297
02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:15,670
那你会不会饿肚子呀

3298
02:03:15,670 --> 02:03:16,480
谢谢往事

3299
02:03:16,480 --> 02:03:17,860
撩人的五个牛蛙

3300
02:03:17,860 --> 02:03:18,700
感谢支持

3301
02:03:18,700 --> 02:03:20,520
你会饿肚子吗

3302
02:03:20,550 --> 02:03:22,500
你不要饿肚子了

3303
02:03:22,500 --> 02:03:25,320
还是还是还是早点吃饭吧

3304
02:03:25,320 --> 02:03:26,960
没事搞不好

3305
02:03:26,960 --> 02:03:28,580
还有舰长给主播加班

3306
02:03:28,580 --> 02:03:30,380
主播还能再多播一会呢

3307
02:03:30,380 --> 02:03:33,540
别急着什么急啊

3308
02:03:35,700 --> 02:03:36,780
烟雨花香的

3309
02:03:36,780 --> 02:03:38,040
谢谢分享互动

3310
02:03:38,040 --> 02:03:39,900
你这个动哦不对

3311
02:03:39,900 --> 02:03:41,199
别分享了哦

3312
02:03:41,199 --> 02:03:47,180
今天进场的带牌大部分都是看着就比较爱讨论

3313
02:03:47,180 --> 02:03:50,140
这到底是咋回事呢

3314
02:03:50,140 --> 02:03:51,640
不会复真的直播

3315
02:03:51,640 --> 02:03:53,040
看我直播吧

3316
02:03:53,040 --> 02:03:56,220
还是说现在好多都是看乐子

3317
02:03:56,220 --> 02:04:00,920
都会比较去带爱讨论派大不太容易重组

3318
02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:02,360
别在这里找点自由了

3319
02:04:02,360 --> 02:04:04,100
你也没做过我的切片啊

3320
02:04:04,100 --> 02:04:05,480
你到底是谁的小号啊

3321
02:04:05,480 --> 02:04:07,380
就这都来了半年了

3322
02:04:07,380 --> 02:04:08,820
悄悄透露一下吧

3323
02:04:08,820 --> 02:04:11,640
这零关注零粉丝的账号动态

3324
02:04:11,640 --> 02:04:12,360
啥也没有

3325
02:04:12,360 --> 02:04:15,790
这你你自用了些啥呀

3326
02:04:15,790 --> 02:04:17,020
我是不可能了

3327
02:04:17,020 --> 02:04:21,940
我的金色烟也要祖传什么一颗恒久远啊

3328
02:04:21,940 --> 02:04:23,980
什么时候能把你骗到船上去

3329
02:04:23,980 --> 02:04:25,120
是本事哦

3330
02:04:25,120 --> 02:04:26,360
急了急了

3331
02:04:26,360 --> 02:04:28,040
爱讨论到底是啥

3332
02:04:28,040 --> 02:04:30,140
是是比较抽象的东西

3333
02:04:30,140 --> 02:04:31,760
卧槽谢谢金宝的

3334
02:04:31,760 --> 02:04:33,340
谢谢水晶球

3335
02:04:33,340 --> 02:04:36,220
不是道歉

3336
02:04:36,220 --> 02:04:37,810
半个点来了是吧

3337
02:04:37,810 --> 02:04:40,540
哎哎现在人道歉我半个小时

3338
02:04:42,480 --> 02:04:45,260
哎就像爷爷人欠我半个小时了

3339
02:04:45,260 --> 02:04:46,340
谢谢金宝的心愿

3340
02:04:46,340 --> 02:04:47,780
水晶球轰动你

3341
02:04:47,780 --> 02:04:48,740
阿里嘎多

3342
02:04:48,740 --> 02:04:49,820
感谢感谢

3343
02:04:49,820 --> 02:04:51,160
太破费啦

3344
02:04:51,160 --> 02:04:52,450
你在牡丹亭中

3345
02:04:52,450 --> 02:04:53,340
谢谢你

3346
02:04:53,340 --> 02:04:56,400
已分享到二三级机电工程交流群啊

3347
02:04:56,400 --> 02:04:57,450
你是新生啊

3348
02:04:57,450 --> 02:05:00,400
你你你成年了吗

3349
02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:02,020
可以毕业了

3350
02:05:02,020 --> 02:05:04,300
大家把我那个什么速速毕业是吧

3351
02:05:04,300 --> 02:05:06,220
把我的债都还完

3352
02:05:06,220 --> 02:05:07,540
把我债都欠完

3353
02:05:07,540 --> 02:05:08,990
你要的全拿走

3354
02:05:08,990 --> 02:05:11,140
连皮套也带走

3355
02:05:11,480 --> 02:05:14,320
看来只有以身相许了

3356
02:05:14,320 --> 02:05:16,810
怎么办怎么办呢

3357
02:05:16,810 --> 02:05:18,260
哎呦这怎么办呢

3358
02:05:18,260 --> 02:05:20,360
晚场多剪剪就剪没了

3359
02:05:20,360 --> 02:05:21,020
对啊对啊

3360
02:05:21,020 --> 02:05:23,780
大家我现在就能播的时候多播播

3361
02:05:23,780 --> 02:05:25,850
银行就是能存能取的

3362
02:05:25,850 --> 02:05:29,420
我把这个减半小时存到晚班啊对吧

3363
02:05:29,420 --> 02:05:32,920
我们晚班直接进行一个下班啊

3364
02:05:32,920 --> 02:05:33,820
非常简单

3365
02:05:33,820 --> 02:05:34,600
非常快乐

3366
02:05:34,600 --> 02:05:36,640
非常的迅速懂吧

3367
02:05:36,640 --> 02:05:38,020
现在太多了

3368
02:05:38,020 --> 02:05:39,340
摆烂摆烂

3369
02:05:39,340 --> 02:05:40,720
你欠一个

3370
02:05:40,720 --> 02:05:41,380
你怀一个

3371
02:05:41,380 --> 02:05:43,140
再再再再骗一个

3372
02:05:43,140 --> 02:05:44,460
再骗一个舰长不就好了

3373
02:05:44,460 --> 02:05:45,420
不就还上了吗

3374
02:05:45,420 --> 02:05:46,680
简简单单啊

3375
02:05:46,680 --> 02:05:49,260
主播欠了烟烟人四个小时

3376
02:05:49,260 --> 02:05:50,040
四个半小时

3377
02:05:50,040 --> 02:05:50,760
直播的时候

3378
02:05:50,760 --> 02:05:53,000
主播都坚持播完了

3379
02:05:53,000 --> 02:05:55,190
主播欠五个小时的时候

3380
02:05:55,190 --> 02:05:57,050
一场多加一个小时

3381
02:05:57,050 --> 02:05:59,700
连续两周把它播完了

3382
02:05:59,700 --> 02:06:02,850
怎么大家欠了主播半个小时啊

3383
02:06:02,850 --> 02:06:04,860
主播就大家都摆烂了呢

3384
02:06:04,860 --> 02:06:06,030
这是不行的呀

3385
02:06:06,030 --> 02:06:07,620
没有契约精神呢

3386
02:06:07,620 --> 02:06:10,309
怎么哈哎呀好兴奋啊

3387
02:06:10,309 --> 02:06:12,709
大家终于可以翻身做主人一次

3388
02:06:12,709 --> 02:06:16,360
终于可以可以可以美啊

3389
02:06:16,360 --> 02:06:17,500
就喜欢这口就好

3390
02:06:17,500 --> 02:06:20,200
这口大家终于翻身做主人一次

3391
02:06:20,200 --> 02:06:22,160
感觉非常开心呀

3392
02:06:22,160 --> 02:06:25,280
主播英国老头问你作业怎么让你咋办

3393
02:06:25,280 --> 02:06:26,560
赶紧生病了

3394
02:06:26,560 --> 02:06:28,540
要不然他把你的分整停了

3395
02:06:28,540 --> 02:06:29,080
怎么办啊

3396
02:06:29,080 --> 02:06:30,400
不会啊

3397
02:06:30,400 --> 02:06:31,840
英国的朋友

3398
02:06:31,840 --> 02:06:33,160
我英国朋友都放假了

3399
02:06:33,160 --> 02:06:34,600
你怎么还有作业要写呀

3400
02:06:34,600 --> 02:06:39,680
你找不到跟我讲话逻辑相似的观众的

3401
02:06:39,680 --> 02:06:40,740
你还挺能的

3402
02:06:40,740 --> 02:06:42,480
你是不是沈老师的小号呀

3403
02:06:42,480 --> 02:06:45,480
我感觉沈老师能讲出来你这种话啊

3404
02:06:45,480 --> 02:06:48,200
你你是沈老师的小号吗

3405
02:06:48,200 --> 02:06:51,920
已分享到动物保护协会群

3406
02:06:51,920 --> 02:06:54,440
拒绝紫色肥猫动物表演

3407
02:06:55,280 --> 02:06:57,250
动物园要倒闭了呀

3408
02:06:57,250 --> 02:06:59,080
小猴坐轮椅

3409
02:06:59,080 --> 02:07:01,780
小猪被抓进去了

3410
02:07:01,780 --> 02:07:06,080
然后小狗呢哎呀只会歪嘴

3411
02:07:06,080 --> 02:07:08,570
那只能紫色肥猫上场

3412
02:07:08,570 --> 02:07:12,080
给大家表演点大风车之类的

3413
02:07:12,080 --> 02:07:14,900
才能勉强的维持生计

3414
02:07:14,900 --> 02:07:16,880
那要不然怎么办呀

3415
02:07:16,880 --> 02:07:18,340
快吃不起饭

3416
02:07:18,370 --> 02:07:21,640
紫色肥猫也得来动物表演啊

3417
02:07:21,640 --> 02:07:24,070
哎呦我没那个命

3418
02:07:24,070 --> 02:07:24,760
别搞

3419
02:07:24,760 --> 02:07:26,680
沈老师是上海富婆

3420
02:07:26,680 --> 02:07:29,170
哎呦上海富婆是吧

3421
02:07:29,170 --> 02:07:32,740
什么什么什么什么那个沈老师是大富婆

3422
02:07:32,740 --> 02:07:34,540
你是她的小白脸是吧

3423
02:07:35,500 --> 02:07:37,240
我有是不是有一首歌就是什么

3424
02:07:37,240 --> 02:07:38,380
她是大富婆

3425
02:07:38,380 --> 02:07:39,880
我是她的小白脸

3426
02:07:39,880 --> 02:07:41,680
这什么歌来着

3427
02:07:44,000 --> 02:07:50,539
就好多第四爱的视频都第四呃

3428
02:07:50,539 --> 02:07:55,740
呃忽然感觉沈老师的气质有点

3429
02:07:55,740 --> 02:07:59,160
不然真去借钱了

3430
02:07:59,160 --> 02:08:01,830
什么问问大喵喵大喵喵

3431
02:08:02,770 --> 02:08:04,770
你们英国老头好吓人

3432
02:08:04,770 --> 02:08:06,450
凌晨四点催你作业

3433
02:08:06,450 --> 02:08:07,890
你们英国老头对吧

3434
02:08:07,890 --> 02:08:11,440
他他他这么敬业乐业

3435
02:08:11,440 --> 02:08:13,360
你呢你反观一下你

3436
02:08:13,360 --> 02:08:14,389
你想想你

3437
02:08:14,389 --> 02:08:17,149
你再想想他唉

3438
02:08:17,149 --> 02:08:18,529
道德在哪里

3439
02:08:18,529 --> 02:08:19,369
廉耻在哪里

3440
02:08:19,369 --> 02:08:20,209
微信在哪里

3441
02:08:20,209 --> 02:08:21,559
微信在我手机里

3442
02:08:21,559 --> 02:08:23,410
刚才我问室友

3443
02:08:23,410 --> 02:08:25,150
我说这这什么情况

3444
02:08:25,150 --> 02:08:28,300
这个家里面这个味道怎么像公共厕所爆炸

3445
02:08:28,300 --> 02:08:30,940
有人在公共厕所里面拿微波炉煮榴莲

3446
02:08:30,940 --> 02:08:32,340
就那股味

3447
02:08:32,340 --> 02:08:35,020
他们说他们也不知道

3448
02:08:35,300 --> 02:08:37,120
开了一下午的窗户

3449
02:08:37,120 --> 02:08:38,020
毛用没有

3450
02:08:38,020 --> 02:08:39,880
家里面温度下降了2度

3451
02:08:39,880 --> 02:08:41,800
睡午觉连打四个喷嚏

3452
02:08:41,800 --> 02:08:45,540
哎不知道怎么回事呢

3453
02:08:45,600 --> 02:08:47,220
以后不续舰了

3454
02:08:47,220 --> 02:08:48,540
就盯着球送了

3455
02:08:48,540 --> 02:08:49,680
人家一给我上舰

3456
02:08:49,680 --> 02:08:51,300
你啪的一下就给他剪下去了

3457
02:08:51,300 --> 02:08:52,260
人家一给我上舰

3458
02:08:52,260 --> 02:08:54,060
就啪一下就给他剪下去是吧

3459
02:08:56,160 --> 02:08:57,980
怎么回事呢

3460
02:08:57,980 --> 02:09:00,500
谁说山东这是什么啊

3461
02:09:00,500 --> 02:09:04,040
是山东出口农民汉子午睡去了

3462
02:09:04,040 --> 02:09:04,820
拜拜你啊

3463
02:09:04,820 --> 02:09:08,210
今夕晚上见或者明天见

3464
02:09:08,210 --> 02:09:09,170
拜拜捏

3465
02:09:09,170 --> 02:09:10,400
安气爆炸

3466
02:09:10,400 --> 02:09:13,840
对我也觉得这是不是有一些问题在身上啊

3467
02:09:13,840 --> 02:09:15,500
有点虚拟

3468
02:09:15,500 --> 02:09:19,100
有主播直播都会干

3469
02:09:19,100 --> 02:09:20,450
直播都会虚拟

3470
02:09:20,450 --> 02:09:21,590
那啥呢

3471
02:09:21,590 --> 02:09:25,520
你看主播1年看了2000个小时的主播

3472
02:09:25,520 --> 02:09:28,670
主播当了1600个小时的主播都没什么活了

3473
02:09:28,670 --> 02:09:30,320
你看2000小时的主播

3474
02:09:30,320 --> 02:09:33,860
难道不是大部分的主播怎么整活

3475
02:09:33,860 --> 02:09:35,240
你都烂熟于心嘛

3476
02:09:35,240 --> 02:09:36,200
那肯定虚拟

3477
02:09:36,200 --> 02:09:36,980
那啥呀

3478
02:09:36,980 --> 02:09:38,210
还进来研究室

3479
02:09:38,210 --> 02:09:39,620
三星布利亚进来研究室

3480
02:09:39,620 --> 02:09:41,500
谢谢你一直的自动续费

3481
02:09:41,980 --> 02:09:44,020
我知道你已经开始自动续费的

3482
02:09:44,020 --> 02:09:46,600
但是感觉最近见到你的时候不太多

3483
02:09:46,600 --> 02:09:48,340
所以见到的时候现捏

3484
02:09:48,340 --> 02:09:49,360
那你的自动续费

3485
02:09:49,360 --> 02:09:51,280
现在研究室红豆泥阿里嘎多

3486
02:09:51,280 --> 02:09:53,879
赶紧送球送到主播毕业

3487
02:09:54,639 --> 02:09:55,619
那不行啊

3488
02:09:55,619 --> 02:09:58,619
那我这边毕业的话起码得好几千个小时呢

3489
02:09:58,619 --> 02:09:59,759
一个球减15分钟

3490
02:10:00,899 --> 02:10:01,879
等主播收

3491
02:10:01,879 --> 02:10:03,829
说4000个球才能毕业

3492
02:10:03,829 --> 02:10:05,509
那还挺厉害的

3493
02:10:05,509 --> 02:10:07,180
人浪

3494
02:10:07,180 --> 02:10:09,160
你看了2700小时

3495
02:10:09,160 --> 02:10:10,180
年末太忙了

3496
02:10:10,180 --> 02:10:13,000
你现在年初啦

3497
02:10:13,820 --> 02:10:15,970
你也看了2700小时

3498
02:10:15,970 --> 02:10:17,920
送球送到毕业太困难了

3499
02:10:17,920 --> 02:10:19,180
但你可以怎么上

3500
02:10:19,180 --> 02:10:21,180
三个总督就差不多了

3501
02:10:21,180 --> 02:10:26,040
三个总督先砍半再砍半再归零就差不多了

3502
02:10:26,040 --> 02:10:28,200
还有几十个翻倍没算呢

3503
02:10:28,200 --> 02:10:29,820
之前然然给我清空了

3504
02:10:29,820 --> 02:10:31,440
然后天顶之星当场破防

3505
02:10:31,440 --> 02:10:33,000
在直播间骂我啊

3506
02:10:33,000 --> 02:10:36,060
老子四五个月叠起来的

3507
02:10:36,060 --> 02:10:38,880
总督翻倍一个就清了是吧

3508
02:10:38,880 --> 02:10:40,860
然后他把刀架在我的脖子上

3509
02:10:40,930 --> 02:10:43,800
让我跟他道歉

3510
02:10:45,480 --> 02:10:48,120
岁月的樱花如诗

3511
02:10:48,120 --> 02:10:50,560
写谁的韶华

3512
02:10:50,610 --> 02:10:51,940
你怎么看了

3513
02:10:51,940 --> 02:10:53,500
2200个小时里面

3514
02:10:53,500 --> 02:10:57,220
有没有220个小时是我呀

3515
02:10:57,220 --> 02:10:58,720
有有那什么吗

3516
02:10:58,720 --> 02:11:00,820
有220个小时是我吗

3517
02:11:00,820 --> 02:11:01,240
有吗

3518
02:11:01,240 --> 02:11:03,480
不知道人的人藏在屋

3519
02:11:03,480 --> 02:11:07,280
主播俺来v区的第一个歌是身体不好停播

3520
02:11:07,280 --> 02:11:08,960
回来看看你回来

3521
02:11:08,960 --> 02:11:12,170
我这安静的夜晚

3522
02:11:12,170 --> 02:11:14,980
你在想谁吗

3523
02:11:18,799 --> 02:11:21,019
只能说网络一线牵聚散

3524
02:11:21,019 --> 02:11:23,780
终有时珍惜这段缘年

3525
02:11:25,320 --> 02:11:26,840
我773

3526
02:11:26,840 --> 02:11:28,520
你看了我这么长时间啊

3527
02:11:28,520 --> 02:11:32,180
我怎么觉得沈老师这个人吧

3528
02:11:32,180 --> 02:11:34,760
他这个人前后就像两个账号一样

3529
02:11:34,760 --> 02:11:36,140
其实虽然我说吧

3530
02:11:36,140 --> 02:11:39,660
就是可能跟大家熟或者不熟之类的

3531
02:11:39,660 --> 02:11:41,900
但其实你天天黑听我也有印象的

3532
02:11:41,900 --> 02:11:45,860
沈老师这个人在8月份9月份之前非常纯良

3533
02:11:45,860 --> 02:11:47,320
好好快快快

3534
02:11:47,320 --> 02:11:51,040
然后然后妈咪就是那种小可爱的画风

3535
02:11:51,040 --> 02:11:52,540
好好看会很纯良

3536
02:11:52,540 --> 02:11:56,130
全肯定9月份之后一转急转直下

3537
02:11:56,130 --> 02:12:01,330
然后一下变成了一个抽象抽象哥们啊

3538
02:12:01,330 --> 02:12:04,360
非常的指指点点都没有看出来他这样

3539
02:12:04,360 --> 02:12:05,080
你知道吧

3540
02:12:05,080 --> 02:12:06,220
还不是我教的

3541
02:12:06,220 --> 02:12:06,940
好不对不对

3542
02:12:06,940 --> 02:12:08,800
他这个绝对是多年经营啊

3543
02:12:08,800 --> 02:12:09,460
你知道吧

3544
02:12:09,460 --> 02:12:11,200
他这绝对是多年经验

3545
02:12:11,200 --> 02:12:13,120
他这个绝对是多年功力

3546
02:12:13,120 --> 02:12:14,520
之前装的

3547
02:12:14,520 --> 02:12:15,660
现在装不了了

3548
02:12:15,660 --> 02:12:17,220
疯狂的热爱

3549
02:12:17,220 --> 02:12:19,170
夹带着文雅

3550
02:12:19,170 --> 02:12:21,480
谢谢本季神马达西红豆泥

3551
02:12:21,480 --> 02:12:22,560
阿里嘎多猫猫

3552
02:12:22,560 --> 02:12:26,100
我今天商人的为我放唱一首

3553
02:12:26,100 --> 02:12:27,990
我不会唱这首歌呀

3554
02:12:27,990 --> 02:12:30,430
无言啊

3555
02:12:30,430 --> 02:12:31,480
生日快乐

3556
02:12:31,480 --> 02:12:31,960
本期

3557
02:12:31,960 --> 02:12:36,950
但是这首歌不会唱啊

3558
02:12:36,950 --> 02:12:39,020
你在想谁吗

3559
02:12:40,460 --> 02:12:42,220
这个这个怎么办

3560
02:12:42,220 --> 02:12:43,660
主播给你唱生日快乐吧

3561
02:12:43,660 --> 02:12:45,220
我给你放一下这首歌吧

3562
02:12:45,220 --> 02:12:47,200
这首歌能放吗

3563
02:12:47,200 --> 02:12:49,180
主播如何评价我时常超3000

3564
02:12:49,180 --> 02:12:50,620
导致自己不知道是多少

3565
02:12:50,620 --> 02:12:51,980
在我这里的时间呢

3566
02:12:51,980 --> 02:12:55,100
真的像演的是他们应该是演的吧

3567
02:12:55,100 --> 02:12:56,300
他们是演的

3568
02:12:56,300 --> 02:12:58,610
一旦我变成乐子人是吧

3569
02:12:58,610 --> 02:13:00,800
那我就是无敌的

3570
02:13:02,210 --> 02:13:04,040
开始有人声切片啊

3571
02:13:04,040 --> 02:13:10,360
嗯生花将那雨中的人藏在屋檐下

3572
02:13:10,460 --> 02:13:12,280
岁月在重生

3573
02:13:12,280 --> 02:13:15,460
逆流沧桑喧哗

3574
02:13:15,460 --> 02:13:17,170
安静的夜晚

3575
02:13:17,170 --> 02:13:19,210
你在想谁吗

3576
02:13:19,210 --> 02:13:22,690
安静的夜晚你在想谁

3577
02:13:22,690 --> 02:13:25,059
买了谁

3578
02:13:25,059 --> 02:13:26,919
沈老师4月份来看我的

3579
02:13:26,919 --> 02:13:27,399
说明什么

3580
02:13:27,399 --> 02:13:30,230
1~4月我播了三四百个小时

3581
02:13:30,230 --> 02:13:31,850
他在我这看了700个小时

3582
02:13:31,850 --> 02:13:32,740
说明什么呢

3583
02:13:32,740 --> 02:13:35,860
说明我一共1年播了1300小时

3584
02:13:35,860 --> 02:13:37,540
他只缺席了300个小时

3585
02:13:37,540 --> 02:13:39,160
剩下1000小时都在卧槽

3586
02:13:39,160 --> 02:13:40,540
那还挺厉害的

3587
02:13:41,880 --> 02:13:42,800
生日快乐

3588
02:13:42,800 --> 02:13:43,640
本期

3589
02:13:46,480 --> 02:13:49,980
但是这首歌的话感觉除非你去找歌式的歌单

3590
02:13:49,980 --> 02:13:53,139
要不然很少有人很少有人能那什么呀

3591
02:13:53,139 --> 02:13:58,320
很少有人能唱得出来了

3592
02:13:58,440 --> 02:14:02,420
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

3593
02:14:03,939 --> 02:14:06,359
可惜不上船看不了时长

3594
02:14:06,359 --> 02:14:09,500
他那个陪伴时间是从上船第一天开始算的吧

3595
02:14:09,500 --> 02:14:11,120
你要一辈子白这一辈子

3596
02:14:11,120 --> 02:14:13,280
在阿b的数据的冰冷的系统里面

3597
02:14:13,280 --> 02:14:15,560
你一辈子看起来都是那个什么

3598
02:14:15,780 --> 02:14:20,629
一辈子看起来都是都是没陪多久的那个感觉

3599
02:14:20,629 --> 02:14:23,119
哎呦

3600
02:14:39,420 --> 02:14:42,780
被主播骗到1.1万的弹幕挺多的呀

3601
02:14:42,780 --> 02:14:44,670
1.1万挺好的呀

3602
02:14:44,670 --> 02:14:46,200
白字也算吗

3603
02:14:46,200 --> 02:14:48,080
哦白字也算啊

3604
02:14:48,080 --> 02:14:51,560
猫猫如何评价马有敏的粉丝超过主播马敏

3605
02:14:51,560 --> 02:14:55,220
红粉本身就被主播高了很多呀

3606
02:14:56,100 --> 02:14:59,220
他是那种知道他的人大于他的粉丝数的

3607
02:14:59,220 --> 02:15:02,190
我是那种知道我的人小于我的粉丝数的

3608
02:15:02,190 --> 02:15:03,480
327天

3609
02:15:03,480 --> 02:15:04,840
这不是很久吗

3610
02:15:04,840 --> 02:15:08,860
嗯上船陪伴时长是跟看的时长没关系的

3611
02:15:08,860 --> 02:15:09,880
上船陪伴时长

3612
02:15:09,880 --> 02:15:11,500
他不是他不是啊

3613
02:15:11,500 --> 02:15:12,940
他能看到以前的吗

3614
02:15:12,940 --> 02:15:14,200
那他什么时候他好奇的

3615
02:15:14,200 --> 02:15:15,250
他就看吧

3616
02:15:15,250 --> 02:15:16,240
不带牌子

3617
02:15:16,240 --> 02:15:16,780
不关注

3618
02:15:16,780 --> 02:15:18,600
算是他们我也不知道耶

3619
02:15:18,600 --> 02:15:20,490
when you go

3620
02:15:20,490 --> 02:15:21,930
放完这首歌之后

3621
02:15:21,930 --> 02:15:23,130
我们就要下播了

3622
02:15:23,130 --> 02:15:24,180
看主播好不好

3623
02:15:24,180 --> 02:15:25,830
大家欠主播半个小时

3624
02:15:25,830 --> 02:15:28,460
主播主播还额外播15分钟

3625
02:15:28,460 --> 02:15:29,390
主播真好

3626
02:15:29,390 --> 02:15:30,960
主播是个好人

3627
02:15:31,100 --> 02:15:32,620
还有千

3628
02:15:40,600 --> 02:15:43,280
你俩怎么在一天加班没了

3629
02:15:43,280 --> 02:15:44,360
加班没了

3630
02:15:48,320 --> 02:15:49,640
我一来就下播

3631
02:15:49,640 --> 02:15:51,000
你是不是针对我

3632
02:15:51,110 --> 02:15:52,700
嘿嘿嘿

3633
02:15:55,480 --> 02:15:58,020
什么还阴险还抠鼻欠半小时

3634
02:15:58,020 --> 02:16:01,300
你们欠我世界又不是我欠你们

3635
02:16:02,480 --> 02:16:04,840
主播再过八小时要出门

3636
02:16:04,840 --> 02:16:06,200
好可怕好可怕

3637
02:16:06,200 --> 02:16:08,180
进来听见了前两个字

3638
02:16:08,180 --> 02:16:09,140
就是下颌播

3639
02:16:09,140 --> 02:16:09,860
你直接晕倒

3640
02:16:09,860 --> 02:16:10,940
在直播间晕倒

3641
02:16:10,940 --> 02:16:12,620
晚播开始是吧

3642
02:16:12,620 --> 02:16:14,930
如果时间忘记了

3643
02:16:14,930 --> 02:16:16,280
我是你爹

3644
02:16:16,320 --> 02:16:18,930
怎么连你爹都不认识了

3645
02:16:18,930 --> 02:16:24,420
你会不会至今停在说爱打字太凶了

3646
02:16:24,420 --> 02:16:27,960
有的时候我发现我打字真的好可爱

3647
02:16:27,960 --> 02:16:30,180
凑够一个小时一次性还

3648
02:16:30,180 --> 02:16:32,220
你怎么不说我凑够一整个晚场

3649
02:16:32,220 --> 02:16:35,490
我就光明正大的宣布完场放假呀

3650
02:16:35,490 --> 02:16:37,890
啊拜拜

3651
02:16:37,890 --> 02:16:39,240
燕子拜拜

3652
02:16:39,860 --> 02:16:41,800
还有要拉扯举报的吗

3653
02:16:41,800 --> 02:16:46,369
有没有欠着不还

3654
02:16:46,369 --> 02:16:49,609
你会不会我会半夜趴在你的脖子上

3655
02:16:49,609 --> 02:16:50,749
给你收取利息的

3656
02:16:50,749 --> 02:16:57,659
你主播在直播间的样子怎么跟群里的不一样

3657
02:16:59,290 --> 02:17:01,780
哼若今天的我能回答

3658
02:17:01,780 --> 02:17:03,880
因为主播是个人主播

3659
02:17:03,880 --> 02:17:04,900
有自己的兴趣

3660
02:17:04,900 --> 02:17:05,959
爱妥协

3661
02:17:06,899 --> 02:17:09,420
有些话不能在直播里面说呀

3662
02:17:09,420 --> 02:17:11,340
这直播里面说是人家爆炎

3663
02:17:11,340 --> 02:17:12,540
一切就啪一下

3664
02:17:12,540 --> 02:17:13,650
我没有感恩

3665
02:17:13,650 --> 02:17:16,059
没有看破产小卡

3666
02:17:16,059 --> 02:17:17,949
是不是中国人也不一样

3667
02:17:17,949 --> 02:17:20,109
看qq登录ip啊

3668
02:17:20,109 --> 02:17:21,660
都是加拿大

3669
02:17:21,660 --> 02:17:23,100
卧槽差点说嘴滑

3670
02:17:23,100 --> 02:17:24,480
把自己诚实说出去

3671
02:17:24,480 --> 02:17:25,440
对不起

3672
02:17:25,440 --> 02:17:27,870
登登录ip都是加大呀

3673
02:17:27,870 --> 02:17:30,559
哎变长群

3674
02:17:31,019 --> 02:17:34,879
你以后猫猫别人都见不到了

3675
02:17:34,879 --> 02:17:36,319
你把我捉起来

3676
02:17:36,319 --> 02:17:37,980
什么囚禁play啊

3677
02:17:39,520 --> 02:17:40,800
囚禁是吧

3678
02:17:40,800 --> 02:17:45,280
就就喜欢看那个被好多人喜欢的这个偶像

3679
02:17:45,280 --> 02:17:45,880
大明星

3680
02:17:45,880 --> 02:17:49,239
然后被你带到家里面关起来的那个剧情是吧

3681
02:17:49,239 --> 02:17:50,679
就喜欢看囚禁是吧

3682
02:17:50,679 --> 02:17:53,040
卧槽受不了了

3683
02:17:53,200 --> 02:17:55,560
好像已经很久没人这么说过了

3684
02:17:55,560 --> 02:17:56,520
文艺复兴吧

3685
02:17:56,520 --> 02:17:57,660
每年都是这样的

3686
02:17:57,660 --> 02:18:01,180
大家大家比较比较嗯懂吧

3687
02:18:01,180 --> 02:18:02,770
老板断气

3688
02:18:02,770 --> 02:18:03,880
老板断气

3689
02:18:03,880 --> 02:18:06,790
如果生命没有遗憾

3690
02:18:06,790 --> 02:18:08,159
没我超

3691
02:18:08,159 --> 02:18:10,499
谢谢冷和冷和冷的舰长霍多尼

3692
02:18:10,499 --> 02:18:11,339
阿里嘎多

3693
02:18:11,339 --> 02:18:12,479
我在这边低头

3694
02:18:12,479 --> 02:18:13,139
那什么

3695
02:18:13,139 --> 02:18:16,799
我就低头玩窗帘了吗

3696
02:18:16,880 --> 02:18:18,380
我刚才那个什么

3697
02:18:18,380 --> 02:18:22,360
我窗帘边上的那个那个那个结打开了

3698
02:18:22,360 --> 02:18:26,380
你说一只猫能不能拒绝一个线垂在自己边上

3699
02:18:26,380 --> 02:18:27,450
左摇右晃的

3700
02:18:27,450 --> 02:18:30,030
我刚才就低头在这边一边玩窗帘

3701
02:18:30,030 --> 02:18:31,410
一边抬头扫一眼舰长

3702
02:18:31,410 --> 02:18:35,190
正好那个什么艾伦和上舰长的时候

3703
02:18:35,190 --> 02:18:36,990
然后正好大家一屏幕

3704
02:18:36,990 --> 02:18:40,110
弹幕就把他的舰长给给给给搞没了

3705
02:18:40,110 --> 02:18:42,879
卧槽我刚才叫你们

3706
02:18:42,879 --> 02:18:46,650
我看我超爹问号什么河中和老板断气

3707
02:18:46,650 --> 02:18:47,550
我在想要什么

3708
02:18:47,550 --> 02:18:48,600
怎么回事呢

3709
02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:49,800
怎么回事呢

3710
02:18:49,800 --> 02:18:53,680
哎呦我超谢谢冷和冷和冷的舰长爹

3711
02:18:55,240 --> 02:18:56,500
那叫什么来着

3712
02:18:56,500 --> 02:18:57,520
不是啊哈

3713
02:18:57,520 --> 02:18:58,300
那是什么来着

3714
02:18:58,300 --> 02:18:59,590
你们想听的

3715
02:18:59,590 --> 02:19:04,589
我哇哦好久没有收到这么贵重的礼物了

3716
02:19:04,589 --> 02:19:06,239
太开心了

3717
02:19:06,239 --> 02:19:08,849
嗯谢谢谢谢厚的你

3718
02:19:08,849 --> 02:19:11,159
阿里嘎多欠什么欠

3719
02:19:11,159 --> 02:19:13,259
忘了跟加班有什么关系

3720
02:19:13,259 --> 02:19:14,650
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

3721
02:19:14,774 --> 02:19:15,970
欢迎艾尔

3722
02:19:15,970 --> 02:19:16,570
早上好

3723
02:19:16,570 --> 02:19:18,430
那你们还欠我15分钟呢

3724
02:19:18,430 --> 02:19:19,930
你们还欠我15分钟呢

3725
02:19:19,930 --> 02:19:22,180
懂不懂含金量咩

3726
02:19:25,580 --> 02:19:26,740
谢谢你的舰长

3727
02:19:26,740 --> 02:19:29,139
你也冷和冷和冷酷的女孩离开多

3728
02:19:29,269 --> 02:19:31,359
我还是要宣传一下的

3729
02:19:31,359 --> 02:19:33,519
真没人喜欢主播那个什么呀

3730
02:19:33,519 --> 02:19:35,620
真没人喜欢主播的徽章啊

3731
02:19:35,620 --> 02:19:37,420
那主播真的不做那么多了

3732
02:19:37,420 --> 02:19:38,380
咱们就做50个

3733
02:19:38,380 --> 02:19:39,879
差不多就可以了

3734
02:19:39,879 --> 02:19:40,899
接着加班

3735
02:19:40,899 --> 02:19:42,729
加加加加加加加加

3736
02:19:42,729 --> 02:19:46,059
哎呀啊夹夹夹好呢

3737
02:19:46,059 --> 02:19:47,649
人家知道了吗

3738
02:19:49,620 --> 02:19:51,720
欠什么欠接着加班

3739
02:19:51,720 --> 02:19:52,350
那是什么

3740
02:19:52,350 --> 02:19:53,910
那是你们欠我的

3741
02:19:53,910 --> 02:19:55,920
那不是那不是我欠你们的

3742
02:19:55,920 --> 02:19:57,439
什么姐姐都放出来了

3743
02:19:57,439 --> 02:19:58,579
那那加吧

3744
02:19:58,579 --> 02:19:59,560
那加吧

3745
02:19:59,820 --> 02:20:01,560
等我什么时候坚持不住

3746
02:20:01,560 --> 02:20:03,180
我在用的45分钟啊

3747
02:20:03,180 --> 02:20:04,500
等我等我坚持不住

3748
02:20:04,500 --> 02:20:05,890
我累的时候再用啊

3749
02:20:05,890 --> 02:20:08,170
谢谢天下足球巴巴的灯牌

3750
02:20:08,170 --> 02:20:10,200
感谢支持阿里嘎的徽章

3751
02:20:10,200 --> 02:20:11,040
对上钥匙扣

3752
02:20:11,040 --> 02:20:11,880
只能看卡

3753
02:20:11,880 --> 02:20:12,760
带不出去

3754
02:20:12,760 --> 02:20:14,680
谢谢艾尔酱的心动

3755
02:20:14,680 --> 02:20:17,440
盲盒的电影票的爱心抱枕的爱心

3756
02:20:17,440 --> 02:20:18,940
抱枕的爱心抱枕呢

3757
02:20:18,940 --> 02:20:19,540
红豆泥

3758
02:20:19,540 --> 02:20:21,500
阿里嘎多卧槽

3759
02:20:21,500 --> 02:20:23,180
他有2894962的

3760
02:20:23,180 --> 02:20:25,650
问了就狠狠融入主播直播间啊

3761
02:20:25,650 --> 02:20:26,970
首开电影票

3762
02:20:26,970 --> 02:20:28,470
这是什么样的手机

3763
02:20:28,470 --> 02:20:30,550
这就是主播直播间的含金量

3764
02:20:30,550 --> 02:20:33,730
百分百点出电影票的含金量

3765
02:20:33,730 --> 02:20:34,270
懂不懂

3766
02:20:34,270 --> 02:20:35,820
这就叫含金量啊

3767
02:20:35,820 --> 02:20:38,160
徽章比鼠标垫好看多了

3768
02:20:38,160 --> 02:20:39,420
猫猫过年回家嘛

3769
02:20:39,420 --> 02:20:40,410
我没法回呀

3770
02:20:40,410 --> 02:20:42,560
回家太难了

3771
02:20:43,340 --> 02:20:50,250
长大后家是一般15小时的飞机啊

3772
02:20:50,250 --> 02:20:51,330
我在这头

3773
02:20:51,330 --> 02:20:52,900
我妈在那头

3774
02:20:53,200 --> 02:20:54,520
这什么头衔啊

3775
02:20:54,520 --> 02:20:55,900
卧槽又蓝又红又金

3776
02:20:55,900 --> 02:20:56,720
好酷

3777
02:20:58,480 --> 02:21:02,280
猫猫回家不得把x b b带回来了

3778
02:21:02,280 --> 02:21:03,990
x b b是什么东西啊

3779
02:21:03,990 --> 02:21:05,520
小宝宝卧槽

3780
02:21:05,520 --> 02:21:06,439
什么意思啊

3781
02:21:08,180 --> 02:21:10,000
什么叫x b b啊

3782
02:21:10,000 --> 02:21:12,540
主播主播主播主播

3783
02:21:12,540 --> 02:21:15,150
主播回家把小宝宝带回去是吧

3784
02:21:15,150 --> 02:21:17,270
这什么回家生孩子去了

3785
02:21:17,270 --> 02:21:18,950
这这下这下不好说了

3786
02:21:18,950 --> 02:21:20,480
你这在想什么呀

3787
02:21:20,480 --> 02:21:22,280
你的脑子里在想什么东西

3788
02:21:23,840 --> 02:21:27,260
紫色肥猫给我生小猫是吧

3789
02:21:27,260 --> 02:21:28,970
钥匙扣收了一大串

3790
02:21:28,970 --> 02:21:31,640
但是那个徽章是比较重工的那种

3791
02:21:31,640 --> 02:21:32,300
就还挺好的

3792
02:21:32,300 --> 02:21:33,200
你知道吧

3793
02:21:33,200 --> 02:21:35,080
新的毒株啊

3794
02:21:35,080 --> 02:21:36,040
对不起

3795
02:21:36,040 --> 02:21:36,720
对

3796
02:21:39,040 --> 02:21:40,380
对不起我

3797
02:21:40,380 --> 02:21:43,710
我我没太关注这个毒株命名的事情

3798
02:21:43,710 --> 02:21:48,070
我还以为你在你在主播直播间说

3799
02:21:48,070 --> 02:21:51,830
主播过年坐飞机回家会把小宝宝带回去

3800
02:21:51,830 --> 02:21:54,620
然后回家生孩子去了

3801
02:21:54,620 --> 02:21:56,780
对不起

3802
02:21:57,780 --> 02:22:01,400
哎呀我不知道是我不知道是病毒的命名啊

3803
02:22:01,400 --> 02:22:02,700
这什么情况

3804
02:22:03,400 --> 02:22:04,920
这什么毒株啊

3805
02:22:04,920 --> 02:22:07,080
就像主播主播弹幕

3806
02:22:07,080 --> 02:22:08,580
弹幕不用共振

3807
02:22:08,580 --> 02:22:10,620
主播会自己共振的

3808
02:22:13,920 --> 02:22:17,440
我还特意打打了一下x bb什么东西

3809
02:22:17,440 --> 02:22:19,350
我一看小宝贝

3810
02:22:19,350 --> 02:22:22,500
小宝宝还给我出一个婴儿头的表情

3811
02:22:23,640 --> 02:22:25,880
什么鬼

3812
02:22:26,100 --> 02:22:27,680
小宝宝毒株啊

3813
02:22:27,680 --> 02:22:32,500
大家带带那个小宝宝啊

3814
02:22:32,600 --> 02:22:35,320
这下不得不不得不回回回

3815
02:22:35,320 --> 02:22:38,260
那什么毕业是为了生生孩子是吧

3816
02:22:38,260 --> 02:22:40,120
这下毕业回国生孩子

3817
02:22:40,120 --> 02:22:41,020
一气呵成

3818
02:22:42,400 --> 02:22:43,619
好逆天

3819
02:22:44,679 --> 02:22:46,139
下半部炒作

3820
02:22:46,139 --> 02:22:48,160
就明天在直播间的时候

3821
02:22:48,160 --> 02:22:51,550
把那个朋友的朋友的小孩借过来

3822
02:22:51,550 --> 02:22:52,960
等我在直播

3823
02:22:52,970 --> 02:22:55,540
这时候把这小孩放在我身后

3824
02:22:55,540 --> 02:22:56,320
然后等他饿了

3825
02:22:56,320 --> 02:22:57,460
他就娃娃开始哭

3826
02:22:59,320 --> 02:23:01,380
我就紧急着切断直播啊

3827
02:23:01,380 --> 02:23:04,230
成为了这个虚拟区一大浪潮

3828
02:23:04,230 --> 02:23:09,380
传奇生小猫什么回国生小猫了

3829
02:23:09,380 --> 02:23:10,840
停播1年

3830
02:23:12,380 --> 02:23:14,980
但是我真不知道这嘟嘟大家对

3831
02:23:14,980 --> 02:23:18,160
我觉得这个钓鱼钓的水平还挺天然

3832
02:23:18,160 --> 02:23:20,080
出去去雕饰的

3833
02:23:20,080 --> 02:23:21,820
比那个什么主播

3834
02:23:21,820 --> 02:23:26,740
能不能把那个把把眼睛放在靠屏幕下边的

3835
02:23:26,740 --> 02:23:27,220
那个地方

3836
02:23:27,220 --> 02:23:29,400
上下点头要强多了

3837
02:23:29,400 --> 02:23:33,200
但是我真不知道这个我说怎么回事呢

3838
02:23:33,230 --> 02:23:35,840
这下纯纯的猫妈妈了

3839
02:23:35,840 --> 02:23:39,140
凶巴巴猪猪听起来挺可爱的

3840
02:23:39,140 --> 02:23:40,520
最近不是很火吗

3841
02:23:40,520 --> 02:23:43,260
这个主播你能你能把那个什么

3842
02:23:43,260 --> 02:23:45,600
你能把脸遮住下半张脸

3843
02:23:45,600 --> 02:23:48,600
然后在那个屏幕上面点头嘛

3844
02:23:48,600 --> 02:23:49,440
你知道吗

3845
02:23:49,440 --> 02:23:50,820
呵呵不愧是我

3846
02:23:50,820 --> 02:23:54,520
只有最纯良的人才能钓上最纯真的鱼啊

3847
02:23:54,520 --> 02:23:56,800
没有那种工业化的气息啊

3848
02:23:56,800 --> 02:23:58,300
没有科技与狠活

3849
02:23:58,300 --> 02:23:59,620
全是纯真

3850
02:23:59,620 --> 02:24:01,720
感觉非常纯真啊

3851
02:24:02,500 --> 02:24:04,080
你出生了是吧

3852
02:24:04,080 --> 02:24:05,340
下头是很下头啊

3853
02:24:05,340 --> 02:24:06,300
但最近好火啊

3854
02:24:06,300 --> 02:24:08,450
那个大家都在做这个切片

3855
02:24:08,450 --> 02:24:10,730
我也不知道为什么就没有人吊他

3856
02:24:10,730 --> 02:24:12,650
他自己也要做做这种切片

3857
02:24:12,650 --> 02:24:16,220
哎呦混沌猫猫不会上当

3858
02:24:16,220 --> 02:24:17,180
我就很恶心啊

3859
02:24:17,180 --> 02:24:18,110
主播来着

3860
02:24:18,110 --> 02:24:21,200
这么吊的主播都叫他滚了

3861
02:24:21,200 --> 02:24:24,160
主播都说下头接滚啊

3862
02:24:24,160 --> 02:24:25,090
对吧

3863
02:24:25,090 --> 02:24:30,460
嗯比较比较比较敢骂敢骂呀

3864
02:24:30,460 --> 02:24:31,700
嗯还有防川

3865
02:24:31,700 --> 02:24:33,410
谢谢防川自动续费的舰长

3866
02:24:33,410 --> 02:24:34,670
后段你还厉害的

3867
02:24:34,670 --> 02:24:35,990
我知道你没有自动续费了

3868
02:24:35,990 --> 02:24:39,680
但是上次没见到新年好防川嗯

3869
02:24:39,680 --> 02:24:41,420
怎么两个钟过去了

3870
02:24:41,420 --> 02:24:42,680
播放涨了1万多

3871
02:24:42,680 --> 02:24:44,150
就这么多呀

3872
02:24:44,150 --> 02:24:45,720
这么多呀

3873
02:24:45,720 --> 02:24:47,250
我看看哦

3874
02:24:47,250 --> 02:24:48,780
咋这么多人看呢

3875
02:24:48,780 --> 02:24:50,130
我不知道呀

3876
02:24:50,130 --> 02:24:53,700
怎么现在有267个人在同时观看呀

3877
02:24:53,700 --> 02:24:59,600
主播找那个运营要的推荐位还没给我呢

3878
02:24:59,600 --> 02:25:02,540
哎主播找运营要个推荐位还没给我呢

3879
02:25:02,540 --> 02:25:03,920
怎么自己就退了

3880
02:25:04,180 --> 02:25:07,690
2023年主播的限流也解除了是吧

3881
02:25:07,690 --> 02:25:09,200
哎呦我服了

3882
02:25:11,580 --> 02:25:13,340
猫妈妈再骂我一次

3883
02:25:13,340 --> 02:25:15,260
主播恰到推送了

3884
02:25:15,260 --> 02:25:17,160
我开播30分钟的时候

3885
02:25:18,360 --> 02:25:21,020
超这下这下这下不得不加记住了

3886
02:25:21,020 --> 02:25:22,700
谢谢柳州的十张人气票

3887
02:25:22,700 --> 02:25:24,710
感谢支持送到你的感动

3888
02:25:24,710 --> 02:25:25,160
好

3889
02:25:25,160 --> 02:25:25,820
救活了

3890
02:25:25,820 --> 02:25:26,300
大家好

3891
02:25:26,300 --> 02:25:26,900
养好了

3892
02:25:26,900 --> 02:25:28,160
接下来终于救活了

3893
02:25:28,160 --> 02:25:30,630
哈哈有一种大旱3年

3894
02:25:30,630 --> 02:25:31,950
忽然天降甘霖

3895
02:25:31,950 --> 02:25:34,560
主播五体投地跪倒在地上

3896
02:25:34,560 --> 02:25:36,900
感谢上天恩泽的这种感觉啊

3897
02:25:36,900 --> 02:25:38,500
谢谢谢谢哈哈

3898
02:25:38,500 --> 02:25:41,080
或者你也应该懂主播起名有一手吧

3899
02:25:41,080 --> 02:25:42,700
主播昨天不是这个封面

3900
02:25:42,700 --> 02:25:43,980
也不是这个标题

3901
02:25:43,980 --> 02:25:46,860
昨天感觉出动稍微差了那么一点

3902
02:25:46,860 --> 02:25:50,410
但又没有特别差的时候啊

3903
02:25:50,410 --> 02:25:52,540
然后我就换了个封面

3904
02:25:52,540 --> 02:25:53,380
换了个标题

3905
02:25:53,380 --> 02:25:55,660
果然这个是可以的

3906
02:25:55,660 --> 02:25:57,100
主播剪了什么毛

3907
02:25:57,100 --> 02:25:57,940
剪了我呀

3908
02:25:57,940 --> 02:26:00,260
捡了个家人们剪了个我

3909
02:26:00,260 --> 02:26:02,940
我怎么了

3910
02:26:02,940 --> 02:26:04,620
听说装扮放宽了对

3911
02:26:04,620 --> 02:26:05,340
是放宽了

3912
02:26:05,340 --> 02:26:08,080
所以又有点有点想

3913
02:26:08,080 --> 02:26:08,980
15万粉

3914
02:26:08,980 --> 02:26:11,560
好像现在基本就可以申请了

3915
02:26:11,560 --> 02:26:14,160
所以还是挺想的

3916
02:26:15,960 --> 02:26:16,920
感冒在的

3917
02:26:16,920 --> 02:26:18,660
欢迎a前来报道

3918
02:26:18,660 --> 02:26:20,460
嗨嗨哦

3919
02:26:20,460 --> 02:26:24,840
这个封面难道主播真的是w c n 17岁小孩

3920
02:26:24,840 --> 02:26:26,720
倒不如说怎么说呢

3921
02:26:26,720 --> 02:26:28,160
我看大家都挺关注

3922
02:26:28,160 --> 02:26:29,900
那句话说我们成年人都不懂

3923
02:26:29,900 --> 02:26:32,580
现在我妈妈心里面我就是小孩

3924
02:26:32,580 --> 02:26:34,800
因为我的爱好也二次元

3925
02:26:34,800 --> 02:26:37,200
然后我的声音呢也萌萌的

3926
02:26:37,200 --> 02:26:39,920
我的这个穿衣风格也是挺可爱的

3927
02:26:39,920 --> 02:26:42,650
前2年还在那摆弄洛丽塔裙子呢

3928
02:26:42,650 --> 02:26:44,780
大家都开始研究呃

3929
02:26:44,780 --> 02:26:46,520
实习的新服买什么了

3930
02:26:46,520 --> 02:26:48,580
我在那沿着洛丽塔裙子

3931
02:26:48,580 --> 02:26:51,190
你头脑上扎一大堆的蝴蝶结

3932
02:26:51,190 --> 02:26:53,080
然后还得带个kc

3933
02:26:53,080 --> 02:26:53,980
戴个项链

3934
02:26:53,980 --> 02:26:54,780
戴个耳夹

3935
02:26:54,780 --> 02:26:55,860
带两个戒指

3936
02:26:55,860 --> 02:26:56,910
再戴个手套

3937
02:26:56,910 --> 02:26:58,380
再戴个腿环

3938
02:26:58,380 --> 02:27:01,480
再带带个带个袜子什么之类的

3939
02:27:01,480 --> 02:27:02,020
鞋子

3940
02:27:02,020 --> 02:27:03,820
还得带个那种装饰夹子

3941
02:27:03,820 --> 02:27:07,200
再弄个专门的那种小小小小包

3942
02:27:07,200 --> 02:27:10,740
哎呦这一身穿出去买20斤重

3943
02:27:10,740 --> 02:27:13,060
真服了

3944
02:27:13,060 --> 02:27:14,140
真服了

3945
02:27:14,140 --> 02:27:16,810
真的这种穿出去20多斤重

3946
02:27:16,810 --> 02:27:18,580
再加上那种大撑

3947
02:27:18,580 --> 02:27:22,680
它超厚那种大撑和你带这么多

3948
02:27:22,680 --> 02:27:23,460
真不嫌重

3949
02:27:23,460 --> 02:27:24,720
那这个全套吗

3950
02:27:24,720 --> 02:27:25,980
全套是这样的

3951
02:27:25,980 --> 02:27:28,980
给主播打c主播买和平之春好不好

3952
02:27:28,980 --> 02:27:29,520
可以啊

3953
02:27:29,520 --> 02:27:30,330
可以啊

3954
02:27:30,330 --> 02:27:31,500
挺好的呀

3955
02:27:31,500 --> 02:27:33,780
和平之春好像现在便宜了吧

3956
02:27:33,780 --> 02:27:35,430
我还看裙子的时候

3957
02:27:35,430 --> 02:27:36,630
他15000 16000 一跳

3958
02:27:36,630 --> 02:27:38,370
现在好像没到1万了吧

3959
02:27:38,370 --> 02:27:39,750
在呢怎么了

3960
02:27:39,750 --> 02:27:41,880
什么增重小的时候真的很沉

3961
02:27:41,880 --> 02:27:43,850
这些东西真的很重的

3962
02:27:43,850 --> 02:27:44,630
很累的

3963
02:27:44,630 --> 02:27:46,850
你每走一步都摇曳生姿的

3964
02:27:46,850 --> 02:27:50,740
卧槽真的主播要发达了吗

3965
02:27:50,740 --> 02:27:51,280
我不知道

3966
02:27:51,280 --> 02:27:52,660
据说是个人都能申请

3967
02:27:52,660 --> 02:27:53,980
能申请就能申请

3968
02:27:53,980 --> 02:27:57,050
但是也不知道能不能过呀

3969
02:27:57,050 --> 02:27:58,280
申请倒是能吧

3970
02:27:59,930 --> 02:28:01,100
谁给你过呀

3971
02:28:01,100 --> 02:28:02,660
谁谁谁鸟你啊

3972
02:28:02,660 --> 02:28:04,740
这把便宜多了

3973
02:28:04,740 --> 02:28:06,000
我买的时候17000

3974
02:28:06,000 --> 02:28:06,840
你买这么贵呀

3975
02:28:06,840 --> 02:28:08,420
我操真厉害

3976
02:28:08,560 --> 02:28:09,640
没事

3977
02:28:09,640 --> 02:28:12,700
主播只要在今年收到什么17000的话

3978
02:28:12,700 --> 02:28:14,020
咱们收到收到多少

3979
02:28:14,020 --> 02:28:15,700
一个舰长赚60块钱

3980
02:28:17,600 --> 02:28:20,380
咱们只要收到

3981
02:28:23,140 --> 02:28:24,340
收到300个舰长

3982
02:28:24,340 --> 02:28:26,860
一个月300个舰长主播就可以买和平之春了

3983
02:28:26,860 --> 02:28:28,939
非常的好一条路

3984
02:28:30,620 --> 02:28:32,980
欢迎陈星本事点个戒烟啊

3985
02:28:32,980 --> 02:28:33,760
要下播了

3986
02:28:33,760 --> 02:28:35,620
大家我们好像又要下播了

3987
02:28:35,620 --> 02:28:38,650
怎么又要下播了呀

3988
02:28:39,670 --> 02:28:41,230
我们好像又要下播了

3989
02:28:41,230 --> 02:28:44,050
卧槽这下这下又要下播了

3990
02:28:44,050 --> 02:28:47,000
放完属性是又戒烟了是吧

3991
02:28:47,000 --> 02:28:48,260
谢谢你提醒主播

3992
02:28:48,260 --> 02:28:50,120
主播都忘了要下播的事了

3993
02:28:50,120 --> 02:28:53,350
冲300件满和平之春是吧

3994
02:28:53,350 --> 02:28:54,250
谢谢谢谢

3995
02:28:55,270 --> 02:28:56,920
我忘记了

3996
02:28:56,920 --> 02:28:58,090
要不是你跟我说

3997
02:28:58,090 --> 02:28:59,230
我都忘记了

3998
02:28:59,230 --> 02:29:00,190
你去扶吧

3999
02:29:00,190 --> 02:29:01,150
嗯我去扶

4000
02:29:01,150 --> 02:29:02,290
我把我自己卖给斧

4001
02:29:02,290 --> 02:29:04,030
肯定他能给我切出来

4002
02:29:04,030 --> 02:29:04,960
那什么是吧

4003
02:29:04,960 --> 02:29:08,900
尾巴有周边的尾巴有70cm大的那个抱枕

4004
02:29:08,900 --> 02:29:10,280
那个是提督的礼物

4005
02:29:12,140 --> 02:29:14,540
只是点个歌接着加班啊

4006
02:29:14,540 --> 02:29:15,980
没了没了没了

4007
02:29:15,980 --> 02:29:18,300
真加完了17000

4008
02:29:18,300 --> 02:29:20,340
他本来出货的时候是8000块

4009
02:29:20,340 --> 02:29:22,869
但是这种裙子它是叫什么

4010
02:29:22,869 --> 02:29:25,060
日文说法叫受注生产

4011
02:29:25,060 --> 02:29:27,040
就是定金尾款制的

4012
02:29:27,040 --> 02:29:31,760
比如你有那什么下了400条的定金

4013
02:29:31,760 --> 02:29:33,560
他可能最多也就做450条吧

4014
02:29:33,560 --> 02:29:34,280
现货掉落

4015
02:29:34,280 --> 02:29:35,520
再加上补款之后

4016
02:29:35,520 --> 02:29:36,600
卖完了就没了

4017
02:29:36,600 --> 02:29:38,700
你就要等很久很久他再次生产

4018
02:29:38,700 --> 02:29:40,460
所以在这个期间内呃

4019
02:29:40,460 --> 02:29:41,660
喜欢上这条裙子的人

4020
02:29:41,660 --> 02:29:43,340
就只能去二手市场看

4021
02:29:43,340 --> 02:29:44,360
那二手市场

4022
02:29:44,360 --> 02:29:47,720
如果很多人在这个东西定金的时候没定

4023
02:29:47,720 --> 02:29:51,170
但是呃结束预定了之后就喜欢的话

4024
02:29:51,170 --> 02:29:53,000
它就会涨到很高的价格

4025
02:29:53,000 --> 02:29:57,900
这种东西就是也有点像投资理财一样吧

4026
02:29:57,900 --> 02:30:00,460
就像大家给那个金花公主上舰之后

4027
02:30:00,460 --> 02:30:02,860
理财理到了一张京东卡一样

4028
02:30:02,860 --> 02:30:05,980
很多裙子大家都是冲着理财去买的

4029
02:30:05,980 --> 02:30:07,060
当然我也不例外啊

4030
02:30:07,060 --> 02:30:11,100
我很多时候我我现在手里还有两条理财产品的

4031
02:30:11,100 --> 02:30:12,660
也没亏很多吧

4032
02:30:12,660 --> 02:30:14,940
但是也也没有当年那么贵了

4033
02:30:14,940 --> 02:30:17,360
这东西就是追涨的特别厉害

4034
02:30:17,360 --> 02:30:19,160
只要这东西一旦翻价

4035
02:30:19,160 --> 02:30:21,290
翻到原价的二倍左右的话

4036
02:30:21,290 --> 02:30:24,320
那所有人你感觉全世界都开始喜欢这条裙子了

4037
02:30:24,320 --> 02:30:25,760
但他一旦跌了的话

4038
02:30:25,760 --> 02:30:27,320
虽然他还是长一个样

4039
02:30:27,320 --> 02:30:30,350
但是也就没有那么多人狂热的喜欢他了

4040
02:30:30,350 --> 02:30:32,720
主播能把自己卖给大公司吗

4041
02:30:32,720 --> 02:30:33,980
这样我们都有装扮用了

4042
02:30:33,980 --> 02:30:36,300
等主播炸不出来灵感的时候

4043
02:30:36,300 --> 02:30:40,260
主播最后最后最后再有一段时间的时候

4044
02:30:40,260 --> 02:30:42,240
嘎嘎之前再把自己卖掉吧

4045
02:30:42,240 --> 02:30:44,980
你可你一直在等我的装扮

4046
02:30:44,980 --> 02:30:48,070
那咱们今年争取烂炒多吵吵吵吧

4047
02:30:48,070 --> 02:30:50,640
今年今年争取多吵吵好不好

4048
02:30:52,840 --> 02:30:55,520
河北河边的世界

4049
02:31:00,000 --> 02:31:02,450
应该说多了就便宜了吧

4050
02:31:02,450 --> 02:31:06,060
很多裙子都是后期才火起来的

4051
02:31:06,060 --> 02:31:07,440
就没办法买

4052
02:31:07,440 --> 02:31:08,760
装扮出必买

4053
02:31:08,760 --> 02:31:10,080
到现在一个装扮都没买

4054
02:31:10,080 --> 02:31:11,290
就等肥猫的了

4055
02:31:11,290 --> 02:31:13,390
咱们到时候争取那什么吧

4056
02:31:13,390 --> 02:31:16,690
咱们争取卖个2289套就行了

4057
02:31:16,690 --> 02:31:17,650
不用卖太多

4058
02:31:17,650 --> 02:31:18,310
太多了

4059
02:31:18,310 --> 02:31:20,070
也也难太多了

4060
02:31:20,070 --> 02:31:21,260
也难这样吧

4061
02:31:21,260 --> 02:31:22,580
对啊主播曾经说过

4062
02:31:22,580 --> 02:31:24,260
我要烂潮比他们强多了

4063
02:31:24,260 --> 02:31:26,240
是啊我要是没下限的烂潮

4064
02:31:26,240 --> 02:31:28,760
我真的觉得我大概能超过80%的

4065
02:31:28,760 --> 02:31:29,610
炒作过吧

4066
02:31:29,610 --> 02:31:31,590
主播主播还是懂得炒作的

4067
02:31:31,590 --> 02:31:34,160
只是懂得东西都被自己自己废掉的

4068
02:31:35,580 --> 02:31:37,160
主播喜欢萌款

4069
02:31:37,160 --> 02:31:38,580
还是我的话

4070
02:31:38,580 --> 02:31:39,720
我不喜欢印花的

4071
02:31:39,720 --> 02:31:41,520
我比较喜欢那种古典甜美的

4072
02:31:41,520 --> 02:31:43,500
你是不是在钓主播的身高呀

4073
02:31:43,500 --> 02:31:46,140
你是不是在钓主播的身高呀

4074
02:31:46,140 --> 02:31:52,000
哎哎怎么能证明自己烂炒的功力吗

4075
02:31:52,000 --> 02:31:54,119
新切片300人同时观看

4076
02:31:54,119 --> 02:31:55,619
两天12万播放

4077
02:31:55,619 --> 02:31:57,419
还不算烂炒的功力啊

4078
02:31:57,419 --> 02:32:00,149
主播自己真名解放了一点点

4079
02:32:00,149 --> 02:32:01,980
就就还可以的

4080
02:32:04,500 --> 02:32:06,300
选段是我选的

4081
02:32:06,300 --> 02:32:08,160
代工是两仪式代的

4082
02:32:08,160 --> 02:32:09,660
封面是我封的

4083
02:32:09,660 --> 02:32:11,880
文案是我写的简介

4084
02:32:11,880 --> 02:32:13,640
关键词是我提的

4085
02:32:13,640 --> 02:32:17,090
然后这个这个这个标题也是我起的

4086
02:32:17,090 --> 02:32:20,540
今日之祸全是算了

4087
02:32:20,540 --> 02:32:21,860
全是两仪式之功了

4088
02:32:22,760 --> 02:32:23,540
不是我呀

4089
02:32:23,540 --> 02:32:24,850
嗯不是主播

4090
02:32:24,850 --> 02:32:25,930
本人也喜欢我

4091
02:32:25,930 --> 02:32:27,310
我也喜欢嗯

4092
02:32:27,310 --> 02:32:28,390
我也喜欢你

4093
02:32:29,470 --> 02:32:30,370
笑什么笑

4094
02:32:30,370 --> 02:32:31,390
今日之后啊

4095
02:32:31,390 --> 02:32:33,100
全是五只功劳

4096
02:32:33,100 --> 02:32:33,910
没有结果

4097
02:32:33,910 --> 02:32:34,750
跟然然是合作

4098
02:32:34,750 --> 02:32:36,250
第二个浪潮即将发布

4099
02:32:36,250 --> 02:32:38,820
我但我也不知道这个能不能火

4100
02:32:39,060 --> 02:32:40,460
再再再吵吵

4101
02:32:40,460 --> 02:32:41,900
看看大家还喜欢什么

4102
02:32:41,900 --> 02:32:42,140
功劳

4103
02:32:42,140 --> 02:32:42,860
都是二点

4104
02:32:42,860 --> 02:32:43,700
那当然了

4105
02:32:43,700 --> 02:32:44,540
那当然了

4106
02:32:44,540 --> 02:32:47,500
跟我干活的功劳都是打架的

4107
02:32:49,480 --> 02:32:51,400
两人是z是我爹

4108
02:32:51,400 --> 02:32:53,730
懂不懂懂不懂我爹的含金量

4109
02:32:53,730 --> 02:32:58,140
每天小心成了你的好啦

4110
02:32:58,140 --> 02:33:01,680
那么今天的直播大概就快要到这里了哦

4111
02:33:01,680 --> 02:33:04,840
还有人想留主播吗

4112
02:33:04,840 --> 02:33:07,600
我要不干脆挂个加班机在边上得了

4113
02:33:07,600 --> 02:33:09,940
我自己有时候加着加着忘了时间

4114
02:33:09,940 --> 02:33:12,640
然后打架架着架着也把时间忘了

4115
02:33:12,640 --> 02:33:14,119
怎么回事呢

4116
02:33:14,140 --> 02:33:15,220
熬不动了

4117
02:33:15,220 --> 02:33:16,060
不加班了

4118
02:33:16,060 --> 02:33:16,600
晚安

4119
02:33:16,600 --> 02:33:18,080
你这几点睡觉

4120
02:33:18,080 --> 02:33:19,640
你跟主播同步是吧

4121
02:33:19,640 --> 02:33:21,800
不知道以为你在这边干嘛

4122
02:33:21,800 --> 02:33:24,800
你在你在你在你怎么跟主播一个作息

4123
02:33:24,800 --> 02:33:29,260
啊啊怎么我一小时前来就在听这句话

4124
02:33:29,260 --> 02:33:30,490
回来开了会回来

4125
02:33:30,490 --> 02:33:31,150
还是那句话

4126
02:33:31,150 --> 02:33:32,590
你等会可能还有吧

4127
02:33:32,590 --> 02:33:33,710
你知道吧

4128
02:33:33,710 --> 02:33:35,750
可能你再吃个饭回来

4129
02:33:35,750 --> 02:33:37,730
还是这句话呢也不一定吧

4130
02:33:37,730 --> 02:33:40,310
可能可能我也不知道大家会不会给我加呀

4131
02:33:40,310 --> 02:33:41,840
这个是完全取决于大家

4132
02:33:41,840 --> 02:33:43,640
所以直播是很有参与感的

4133
02:33:43,640 --> 02:33:45,440
主播的直播一直都很有参与感

4134
02:33:45,440 --> 02:33:45,860
懂不懂

4135
02:33:48,380 --> 02:33:49,279
谢谢烟

4136
02:33:49,279 --> 02:33:50,449
我不习惯

4137
02:33:50,449 --> 02:33:52,789
我不习惯

4138
02:33:52,789 --> 02:33:54,559
没有你

4139
02:33:54,559 --> 02:33:56,629
我怎么办

4140
02:33:56,629 --> 02:33:57,780
拜拜喵

4141
02:33:57,780 --> 02:34:00,060
另一个主播

4142
02:34:00,060 --> 02:34:01,980
英国老头让你好好休息

4143
02:34:01,980 --> 02:34:03,460
他也只有半夜四点

4144
02:34:03,460 --> 02:34:04,420
不行啊

4145
02:34:04,420 --> 02:34:05,260
别急

4146
02:34:05,260 --> 02:34:08,060
你给过我的睡吧

4147
02:34:08,060 --> 02:34:09,980
我们加拿大人熬夜呢

4148
02:34:09,980 --> 02:34:10,640
你睡吧

4149
02:34:10,640 --> 02:34:11,900
我们加拿大人要熬夜呢

4150
02:34:11,900 --> 02:34:12,260
别急

4151
02:34:12,260 --> 02:34:14,330
我们加拿大人刚睡醒了

4152
02:34:14,330 --> 02:34:16,360
我肯定要那什么呀

4153
02:34:16,360 --> 02:34:19,000
我肯定还得再去看看切片的事

4154
02:34:19,000 --> 02:34:20,940
我不能就放着了是吧

4155
02:34:20,940 --> 02:34:25,440
这个切片应该最后播放量或者获得20来万

4156
02:34:25,440 --> 02:34:26,660
这这搞不好

4157
02:34:26,660 --> 02:34:29,180
有可能甚至会比我那个未成年退款

4158
02:34:29,180 --> 02:34:30,560
那个播放还高呢

4159
02:34:30,560 --> 02:34:32,780
但粉丝转化率肯定没有那个高

4160
02:34:32,780 --> 02:34:35,080
那个切片转化率确实挺高的

4161
02:34:35,080 --> 02:34:35,800
这个切的话

4162
02:34:35,800 --> 02:34:37,360
大家多半看个热闹吧

4163
02:34:38,680 --> 02:34:41,580
我是不想他做那种转化率很低的事

4164
02:34:41,580 --> 02:34:44,250
比如短视频就报了个100万有啥用

4165
02:34:44,250 --> 02:34:45,800
报了个100万之后

4166
02:34:45,800 --> 02:34:48,140
100个人里边有一个人给你点关注

4167
02:34:48,140 --> 02:34:50,840
一个100个点关注人里边还有一个看你直播

4168
02:34:50,840 --> 02:34:53,060
最后这么这么一一塞

4169
02:34:53,060 --> 02:34:55,820
就剩就剩了几十个人

4170
02:34:55,820 --> 02:34:58,160
100来人主播

4171
02:34:58,160 --> 02:34:59,780
我要我帮你吗

4172
02:34:59,780 --> 02:35:02,120
我推荐你发视频可以啊

4173
02:35:02,120 --> 02:35:02,600
怎么了

4174
02:35:02,600 --> 02:35:04,600
你推哪

4175
02:35:04,600 --> 02:35:06,940
你不会要给我推到

4176
02:35:06,940 --> 02:35:12,260
推到推到哪个大v查房的那个点视频的地方吧

4177
02:35:12,260 --> 02:35:13,940
这个很难转换

4178
02:35:13,940 --> 02:35:14,900
是不好转啊

4179
02:35:14,900 --> 02:35:16,580
但是总有人来看热闹嘛

4180
02:35:16,580 --> 02:35:17,300
看看热闹

4181
02:35:17,300 --> 02:35:20,340
他可能看着看着他就会发现他喜欢你

4182
02:35:20,340 --> 02:35:21,990
很多时候都是这样的

4183
02:35:21,990 --> 02:35:24,440
只要是直播切片类的

4184
02:35:25,140 --> 02:35:27,860
只有只要是直播切片类的

4185
02:35:27,860 --> 02:35:32,490
就比那个什么就比短视频类的要好得多

4186
02:35:32,490 --> 02:35:35,800
就从那个直播角度来说的话

4187
02:35:35,820 --> 02:35:39,100
他这个视频的属性是直播切片

4188
02:35:39,100 --> 02:35:40,600
天然的就会吸引

4189
02:35:40,600 --> 02:35:42,400
看了这个视频觉得有意思的人

4190
02:35:42,400 --> 02:35:44,440
想看一看直播好不好玩

4191
02:35:44,440 --> 02:35:48,340
但短视频的话很多时候跟直播本身是很割裂的

4192
02:35:48,340 --> 02:35:50,380
就算短视频竖屏的

4193
02:35:50,380 --> 02:35:54,240
有很多很多的那种路人可能看

4194
02:35:54,240 --> 02:35:56,440
但看完了可能就完事了

4195
02:35:56,440 --> 02:35:56,920
你知道吧

4196
02:35:56,920 --> 02:35:59,080
他也不会来看直播的

4197
02:35:59,080 --> 02:36:02,490
我还是希望有更多人来看我直播吧

4198
02:36:02,490 --> 02:36:08,080
我的评价是不如跟加拿大老头私奔毕业了

4199
02:36:08,080 --> 02:36:11,050
因为在加拿大找到了如意郎君啊

4200
02:36:11,050 --> 02:36:12,070
今年同居

4201
02:36:12,070 --> 02:36:13,060
明年结婚

4202
02:36:13,060 --> 02:36:14,710
后年拿卡大

4203
02:36:14,710 --> 02:36:16,390
后年抱俩

4204
02:36:16,390 --> 02:36:21,980
这个10年之后娃娃在后院追加拿大的松鼠

4205
02:36:21,980 --> 02:36:24,440
我在屋里边在火炉边上打毛衣

4206
02:36:24,440 --> 02:36:25,820
一边喝热可可

4207
02:36:25,820 --> 02:36:28,520
一边回忆当年在2894962

4208
02:36:28,520 --> 02:36:30,500
当套皮女主播的日子是吧

4209
02:36:30,500 --> 02:36:33,180
我一直肥猫就不会玩

4210
02:36:33,180 --> 02:36:34,110
沉默一分钟

4211
02:36:34,110 --> 02:36:34,980
一问一答

4212
02:36:34,980 --> 02:36:36,060
罕见三连

4213
02:36:36,060 --> 02:36:37,800
这种烂活能结合一下吗

4214
02:36:37,800 --> 02:36:38,520
这两种形式

4215
02:36:38,520 --> 02:36:40,830
那呃有有计划

4216
02:36:40,830 --> 02:36:43,690
但是如果你一定要给主播建议的话

4217
02:36:43,690 --> 02:36:45,610
我建议是下播细说

4218
02:36:45,610 --> 02:36:47,170
或者你找个那什么

4219
02:36:47,170 --> 02:36:49,680
你找个找个找个那什么

4220
02:36:49,680 --> 02:36:51,480
找个会切竖屏的主播

4221
02:36:51,480 --> 02:36:52,960
打算最近呃

4222
02:36:52,960 --> 02:36:55,720
这一场直播里可能就会出一个竖屏的切片

4223
02:36:55,720 --> 02:36:58,220
看看效果是真的

4224
02:36:58,220 --> 02:36:58,970
我是松鼠

4225
02:36:58,970 --> 02:36:59,420
怎么了

4226
02:36:59,420 --> 02:36:59,960
不行吗

4227
02:37:01,100 --> 02:37:01,650
怎么了

4228
02:37:01,650 --> 02:37:03,680
有什么问题没有问题啊

4229
02:37:03,680 --> 02:37:07,700
好啦那么今天的直播就到这里啦

4230
02:37:07,700 --> 02:37:08,360
是真的

4231
02:37:08,360 --> 02:37:09,020
我是松鼠

4232
02:37:09,020 --> 02:37:10,400
真的被两只小猫咪

4233
02:37:10,400 --> 02:37:11,480
你别怕嘛

4234
02:37:11,480 --> 02:37:13,500
哎呀百京老头

4235
02:37:13,500 --> 02:37:15,120
二次元真不如上海老头

4236
02:37:15,120 --> 02:37:16,500
你在这夸自己是吧

4237
02:37:16,500 --> 02:37:17,820
卧槽上海富婆

4238
02:37:17,820 --> 02:37:20,220
上海富婆什么时候给主播整一肚子

4239
02:37:20,220 --> 02:37:23,539
快拜拜

4240
02:37:31,380 --> 02:37:36,090
不穿鞋的人只能度过相对失败的一生

4241
02:37:36,090 --> 02:37:39,420
谢谢金宝东映和本季的c红灯

4242
02:37:39,420 --> 02:37:40,679
你啊里嘎多

4243
02:37:40,720 --> 02:37:41,950
感谢支持

4244
02:37:41,950 --> 02:37:45,610
谢谢琼北七夕和冷和的舰长

4245
02:37:45,610 --> 02:37:46,720
太破费了

4246
02:37:46,720 --> 02:37:49,500
谢谢二酱的三个爱心抱枕

4247
02:37:49,500 --> 02:37:51,430
谢谢大家的电影票

4248
02:37:51,430 --> 02:37:52,120
人气票

4249
02:37:52,120 --> 02:37:53,680
小花花牛蛙牛蛙

4250
02:37:53,680 --> 02:37:54,280
爱了爱了

4251
02:37:54,280 --> 02:37:55,480
打call这个好耶

4252
02:37:55,480 --> 02:37:57,640
谢谢金宝和群星的两个心愿

4253
02:37:57,640 --> 02:37:58,570
水晶球

4254
02:37:58,570 --> 02:37:59,530
感谢支持

4255
02:37:59,530 --> 02:38:02,710
红豆泥阿里卡头那里边你有人怎么哪都有人啊

4256
02:38:02,710 --> 02:38:05,300
你像那个社交名媛

4257
02:38:05,300 --> 02:38:07,990
哎呦好像好名媛啊

4258
02:38:07,990 --> 02:38:09,790
谢谢梦瑶的花式夸夸捏

4259
02:38:09,790 --> 02:38:11,290
谢谢大家的礼物

4260
02:38:11,290 --> 02:38:12,830
来个动

4261
02:38:13,830 --> 02:38:16,220
有人好像社交名媛啊

4262
02:38:16,220 --> 02:38:17,630
怎么回事呢

4263
02:38:24,540 --> 02:38:27,030
这为什么有人被永久禁言啊

4264
02:38:27,030 --> 02:38:30,260
为什么为什么会有人经常被永久禁言呢

4265
02:38:30,260 --> 02:38:32,000
是发了结婚吗

4266
02:38:32,000 --> 02:38:33,380
还是发的老婆呢

4267
02:38:33,380 --> 02:38:34,900
还是怎么回事呢

4268
02:38:36,980 --> 02:38:40,300
怎么回事呢

4269
02:38:43,140 --> 02:38:46,940
过河海亚美大一点

4270
02:38:46,940 --> 02:38:50,140
能多给

4271
02:38:50,420 --> 02:38:55,120
莫伊米娜伊娜

4272
02:38:58,200 --> 02:38:59,270
谢谢关注

4273
02:38:59,270 --> 02:39:00,320
阿里嘎多

4274
02:39:00,320 --> 02:39:01,280
又没猫猫

4275
02:39:01,280 --> 02:39:01,880
看了

4276
02:39:01,880 --> 02:39:03,290
晚上还有我呢

4277
02:39:03,290 --> 02:39:04,640
着什么急啊

4278
02:39:04,640 --> 02:39:06,720
嗯对吧

4279
02:39:06,720 --> 02:39:07,920
别着急

4280
02:39:10,140 --> 02:39:11,940
有时候觉得我其实很温柔

4281
02:39:11,940 --> 02:39:12,780
你知道吧

4282
02:39:12,780 --> 02:39:15,640
但是好像你们都觉得我更像懒洋洋

4283
02:39:15,640 --> 02:39:22,620
我觉得我确实挺温柔的

4284
02:39:25,420 --> 02:39:29,840
摩托车头包括猫咪太太有摩托车

4285
02:39:38,380 --> 02:39:47,260
摩托加特洛克罗米有摩托加特day 100

4286
02:39:49,100 --> 02:39:51,490
然而手机1%的电了

4287
02:39:51,490 --> 02:39:52,120
哇

4288
02:39:52,120 --> 02:39:55,300
正好这个下播时间整整好再播了一分钟

4289
02:39:55,300 --> 02:40:01,780
我就我就感了啊啊啊

4290
02:40:04,160 --> 02:40:09,920
不可能打得很

4291
02:40:09,920 --> 02:40:14,580
when you could see better

4292
02:40:18,340 --> 02:40:22,700
叫烟草日文歌的烟烟草

4293
02:40:26,240 --> 02:40:32,520
谁在这个谁在谁在ios里面买电池啊

4294
02:40:32,520 --> 02:40:34,860
怎么有人拿ios给主播上传啊

4295
02:40:34,860 --> 02:40:36,300
我看到你们截图了

4296
02:40:36,300 --> 02:40:38,980
在在ios买电池给主播上船是吧

4297
02:40:40,340 --> 02:40:41,860
哪儿想不开呀

4298
02:40:46,300 --> 02:40:47,580
叫烟草耶

4299
02:40:52,300 --> 02:40:53,760
梦瑶老师没有

4300
02:40:53,760 --> 02:40:55,760
梦瑶老师没给我上舰啊

4301
02:40:55,760 --> 02:40:58,460
木头枪托和boy

4302
02:40:58,460 --> 02:41:00,680
用力贴贴的boto战

4303
02:41:00,680 --> 02:41:05,680
头顶一马走大

4304
02:41:15,500 --> 02:41:17,020
这首歌只会这一句

4305
02:41:17,020 --> 02:41:19,880
哈哈只会这一句

4306
02:41:19,880 --> 02:41:21,500
卧槽

4307
02:41:26,460 --> 02:41:32,420
他不过不可能

4308
02:41:36,240 --> 02:41:39,160
这还有不知名的营业机器人的小花

4309
02:41:53,720 --> 02:41:57,280
给你那一半

4310
02:42:00,940 --> 02:42:03,660
一朵颗金色的星

4311
02:42:03,660 --> 02:42:05,320
马达尔

4312
02:42:12,000 --> 02:42:14,540
幼稚可不要太担心

4313
02:42:14,540 --> 02:42:18,140
谢谢有效口水的防御

4314
02:42:19,720 --> 02:42:21,220
这歌怎么这么长啊

4315
02:42:21,220 --> 02:42:24,580
下播不能再挑这种六分钟的歌下播了

4316
02:42:24,580 --> 02:42:26,980
我才发现我坐在那挂机六分钟啊

4317
02:42:26,980 --> 02:42:31,740
我明天陪我过作家

4318
02:42:33,460 --> 02:42:35,640
下次挑两分钟的歌下播

4319
02:42:35,640 --> 02:42:36,120
怎么回事

4320
02:42:36,120 --> 02:42:37,500
怎么这个六分钟啊

4321
02:42:37,500 --> 02:42:38,680
这么久

4322
02:42:38,680 --> 02:42:39,340
我

4323
02:42:42,640 --> 02:42:43,820
受不了了

4324
02:42:45,600 --> 02:42:48,240
崩溃好崩溃

4325
02:42:48,520 --> 02:42:51,660
妈呀好崩溃

4326
02:42:54,760 --> 02:42:59,360
来小松鼠下播了不下播下播了

4327
02:42:59,460 --> 02:43:02,720
摸头尖塔多克罗米太太

4328
02:43:02,720 --> 02:43:04,560
我木头尖头

4329
02:43:08,840 --> 02:43:10,720
好开心好崩溃

4330
02:43:10,720 --> 02:43:12,160
妈呀好崩溃

4331
02:43:12,160 --> 02:43:13,910
服了

4332
02:43:13,910 --> 02:43:15,230
你就不会直接下不行

4333
02:43:15,230 --> 02:43:15,950
我有强迫症

4334
02:43:15,950 --> 02:43:17,210
我一定要把这首歌放完

4335
02:43:18,530 --> 02:43:20,220
好啦拜拜大家

4336
02:43:22,320 --> 02:43:24,050
锐意筹备中啊

4337
02:43:24,050 --> 02:43:26,220
新切片锐意筹备中

4338
02:43:31,540 --> 02:43:32,220
拜拜