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哇好敬业的独轮车呀

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i love is a condition of the hwanna

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push your par

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主播还没开播呢

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车就开始摇了

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猫猫猫咪

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很怀疑你们见状态不是上播

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之前在舰长群里面跟主播说啊

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我找到别的小女孩看了

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然后还没开门呢

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把这一怼猫猫猫咪哇

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好恐怖啊好恐怖

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大家这就是看虚拟主播里人的精神状态呀

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哎呀好危险啊

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谢谢九莲宝灯的四朵玫瑰花

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感谢支持

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in all night when you feel like this time

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i ki lying love

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take me down to yours

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until my heart eyes

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give it up

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my last time

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早上我播六个小时

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晚上小女孩在播六个小时

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你在睡一个觉

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你这几天除了看v还干别的事

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不get up to it up loves a condition of the head

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there is no prescription

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早上好

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是不是现实太空虚了

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怎么办

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我开播看也不是不行啊

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早上好

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别的小女孩真的是一个哎呀

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我们得进入佳境

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你知道吗

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这主播现在就像一辆破车

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昨天是不是用过这个这个逼是得先睡醒啊

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我现在每天上播之前先看个半个小时了

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别人的直播啊

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别人的切片什么的也不看完

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也就看个集剧

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其实也不看太多

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就找找那个直播的那个感觉

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你知道吗

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辅那个是什么豪的前因后果

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我不是爱讨论二胎

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不知道斧在干嘛

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哎我不是爱讨论二胎

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真不是你

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怎么你你怎么敢假定我就知道这件事呢

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give up

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give it up

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我给大家我给大家讲一个事情

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啊啊我给大家讲一个事情

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让我来组织一下语言

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让我来组织一下语言

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我应该怎么给你们讲这件事呢

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刚才我收到了我的现实二次元朋友

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如果关注我久的朋友应该知道呃

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在那个米亚米亚的这个国民高能时刻

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s一合集中

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曾经出现过一位朋友

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在高中的时候

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主播跟这位朋友呃

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这个经常一起互相互动啊

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然后现在他成为了这个二次元

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我成为了寡人啊

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不是我成为了管人啊

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他成为了管人痴啊

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这个二次元有不同的进化路线

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他进化成了管人痴

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我进化成了管人

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但是他最喜欢的果然不是我

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他喜欢asaka啊

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这个这个是另外的一件事啊

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这位管人痴朋友在我上班之前给我发了一张截

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图

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来自四送8448挂了一张别的贴吧的截图啊

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就是在那个哎呦

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在这个其他贴吧里面有人选一个帖子

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然后有一个id叫米娅米娅的爹的贴吧用户

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回复了这个帖子

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一句波啊

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之后别人其他的用户就回复

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这个米娅米娅的爹说你们皮套人真有意思

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止不住的全网ky引流

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448挂了这个帖子的人表示很难绷得住

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谁在引流

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给谁引流

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到底谁是皮套人

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主播掺杂在皮套人

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引流狗和波波小狗31之间啊

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这个id没有人发现我也是一个皮套人

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没有人发现我在其中起到了一些作用

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只有这个我的朋友发现了

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他把这个截图发给了我

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乐哎你不是计划成电子宠物吗

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电子宠物是最近2年的事情了

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我还觉得我是一个合格的虚拟v up啊

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合格吗

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不知道啊

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早上好

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哎呦

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易拉罐大战这个这个波波奇

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但是没有人发现我也是皮套人

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我呢我呢他们偎依着彼此说好

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直播小助手还差21万

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1840电池即可获得多少5000元奖励金

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21万电池是多少啊

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这场故梦里

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人生如戏场

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还有谁的人潮

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我

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今天一个总奖励我5000块

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这么多

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他转性了

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什么时候我我第一次见到这么多的奖励金

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我的天哪

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真的假的

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这什么任务啊

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我以为我这辈子只能收到直播间被分享一次

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奖励金加0.2元

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这种任务呢

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这不给自己上一个

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那亏啊

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还是还是亏的

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但大家上的话比较拽啊

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自己给自己上一个

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我给自己上一个

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那不是太那什么了

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不是太贵了

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哎哟早上好

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早准备宝藏

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早11

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早上好青夏

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早上好

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桃天东方众

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早上好

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饭团可乐麻酱

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早上好

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一个70寸

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早上好

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温酱

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早上好

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正中大咸鱼

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早上好安安

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早上好

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甘雨呃

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早上好乐乐

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早上好

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圣诞

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早上好心海纳斯达你好

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早上好

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西施

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早上好

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工具人老师

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我还要我还要这是追求波波33次魏国

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你还真有33s一啊

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我记得昨天是小孩子的牌子

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怎么回事呢

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李易老师早嗯

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就这样骗是吧

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骗米是吧

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我超200个水晶球奖励金一拿直接下播

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哎哟这么多啊

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他他他他怎么会给这么多的

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哎哟他要是那个一个万奖3000主播

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搞不好一心动就真真自己给自己做了

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你知道吗

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唉他这两个万奖5000让我很难做呀

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让我好难办呀

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他这个1.8~1.9

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这是什么bug吗

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他会不会以后就不是那什么对

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怎么会有这么好的事情呢

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我的天哪

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上总督现实5000是吧

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这下这下上总督限时返利5000元了

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怎么叔叔还搞这种折扣活动啊

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这多不好意思啊

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给我搞傻了

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上播想着下播

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那倒不是不是想着下播

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主播是想加班的

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怎么可能有200个水晶球呢

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还不如进入一个总督呢

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出了问题啊

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大家我切割切不掉

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告诉我什么代理图片显示不出来

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我现在不能切割了

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你们还能那什么吗

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你们你们还能还能看到我在说什么吗

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你们还能听到我说话吗

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哦我能看到大家的弹幕

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咋咋回事啊

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这网咋这么卡呢

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可以啊

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那为啥qq音乐摆了

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我现在切割不了了

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哎呦怎么回事

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刚才那个故梦放完了之后

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他就一直不接着往下播了

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检查一下软件更新

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我看看吧

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我重新上一下这个这个播放器啊

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它忽然不动了

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修复一下试试

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怎么直播里面老有事故呢

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为什么老有事故呢

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主播是不是什么事故体质啊

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本来都好好的

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然后一开直播正常满堂的

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啊可以了可以了可以了

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他刚才没记录我的登录状态

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不知道为啥每次重开电脑

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然后他都会让我重新登录一次

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这个东西难道不是自动保存登录状态的吗

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欧尼早安

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等会的啦

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还有还有修复一下

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不用说了

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一开直播就出问题

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怎么回事呢

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有一句老话不好听

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叫做懒驴上墨呃

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就是来讽刺平常的时候身体非常健康

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非常的没有什么问题

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但是一旦开始上班就会出问题的这种人啊

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谢谢松

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刚到s红灯

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你阿里嘎多

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谢谢你的喜欢留言

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发现猫

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我今天生日能祝我生日快乐嘛

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嘿呦生日快乐

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不过在人家过生日的时候

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祝人家那个什么年年有今日

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岁岁有今朝

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是对的还是不对的呀

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我上次看有人这么住了

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但是我又感觉怪怪的

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是这个是对不对的呀

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生日快乐

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希望你明年学业顺利

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事业有成

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身体健康啊

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爷爷机器人早上好

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谢谢冯宝

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今天给你唱生日快乐歌

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因为他还没有完全反应过来

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熟练s n t我又没说出来

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早生贵子没啥问题

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百年好合啊

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这是结婚的

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住的被骗

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我是结婚的在搞

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想点别的词儿也不是不行啊

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一帆风顺

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二龙开泰

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三阳高照

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四喜发财

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五福临门

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六六大顺

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哎呦呵呵呵

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我一背到这

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我就容易把下一句接个七上八下

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就很奇怪

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不知道为什么就背不下来了

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年年有余

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这不是周年的吗

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这不过年的吗

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哇寿比南山

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大家还没到那个年龄吧

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你住一个17岁零五个月的美少女生日的时候

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你祝他寿比南山啊

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这不很奇怪吗

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我等会拿小号给你上个舰

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穷根本就这点米了

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哥们过生日

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你不留着给自己整一蛋糕呀

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啊那我来给你打蛋糕吧

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等一下

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发挥猫猫的功底

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口若悬河

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你不行不行

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这个是有说法的

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就是包括祝酒啊

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祝寿啊啊

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还有一些就是呃祝词之类的

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我隐约记得是有说法的

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虽然我已经记不住到底什么说法了

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很多词是不能乱用的

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就就那些比较合适的

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有一些会有奇异的就不行

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你知道吧

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比如你在人家90来岁

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91 二岁

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93 四岁的那个那个老人的那个寿宴上

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你就不能说人家住人家这个这个呃长命百岁

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你知道吗

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你要住一个50多岁

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40多岁的人长命百岁

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那是一个好事

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你要住一个90开头的这个老人

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你祝他长命百岁的话

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大家都会觉得你是个

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你知道吗

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猫我想听烟草

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等一下哦

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我一般吃个小蛋糕就差不多了

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四寸就整好啦

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四寸就整好了

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一个人吃四寸一顿正好能吃完

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你要是想那个两个人吃的话

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或者你想留着早饭吃的话

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那六寸差不多

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我一般能吃六寸的1/4吧

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你知道吧

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福如东海啊

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我们当时很损的

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就小学生才玩这种东西

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福如东海自来水寿比南山歪脖松啊

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小学生互相住过生日才这么住呢

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从小就研究一些缺德口条的咩咩啊

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是这样的

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错误的

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要12寸

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你当吃披萨的

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要12寸的

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现在点个披萨

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然后然后让他弄成12寸的

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加红色的洋葱

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加玉米

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加西兰花

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加萨拉米香肠

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加碎牛肉

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加菠萝

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还加什么呢

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我忘记了

341
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对不起忘了

342
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学助词还得找广东人

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广东人怎么做啊

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生日快乐

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祝你生日快乐

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祝你生日快乐啊

347
00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:12,859
祝你生日快乐

348
00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:21,900
嗯嗯嗯今天抽155件

349
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为什么每天都抽155件

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最甜蜜生日送上我祝福

351
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特别的日子有灿烂的笑容

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我们来相聚

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期待着满满的关爱

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祝福你好运常伴

355
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点燃了蜡烛

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许下你心愿

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未来的日子

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每个梦想都实现

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唱首祝福歌

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我们相亲又相爱

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祝福你健康平安

362
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我所有的烦恼说拜拜

363
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对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

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亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

365
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每一天都精彩

366
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:19,190
看幸福的花儿为你盛开

367
00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:23,060
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

368
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亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐

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祝你幸福永远幸福永远

370
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生日快乐哥

371
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谢谢王哥的

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这什么名字

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谢谢我刚才的舰长

374
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我超爹后等你

375
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阿里嘎多

376
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谢谢谢谢啊

377
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谢谢王哥哥的现场念

378
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:56,980
我看了什么那个草图你们都看过吗

379
00:15:56,980 --> 00:16:02,420
有一个做那个挖的什么田鸡还是牛蛙的

380
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,530
那个焖锅的店叫瓦塔西

381
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哇啊哇达喜哇

382
00:16:08,170 --> 00:16:09,610
什么什么呃

383
00:16:09,610 --> 00:16:14,660
这个娃娃店主播凯尔特哪有呢

384
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:18,650
主播根本就没有发挥自己的全部实力啊

385
00:16:18,650 --> 00:16:20,900
如果发挥全部实力来讲的话

386
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,920
应该每天都可以这样去求画的

387
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,150
亲爱的

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你们在虚拟区畅游畅畅游这么久

389
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:32,080
你们没少听这种声音吧

390
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,590
一张嘴像这个电音变声器一样啊

391
00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:37,840
什么叫安迪小号

392
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,280
当时想出的哇嘎哒

393
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好可爱

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00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:42,420
好可爱呀

395
00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:43,620
我该打啊

396
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,180
然后再弄个情侣面

397
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:48,480
我他西再弄个嘛

398
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:49,540
他西嗯

399
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:50,500
你正常点

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00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,240
我害怕别怕嘛

401
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,440
毕竟我也不是什么坏

402
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,580
热爱的亲爱的生日快乐

403
00:16:57,580 --> 00:17:01,040
每一天都精彩

404
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:05,319
看幸福的花儿为你盛开

405
00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:09,279
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

406
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,779
亲爱的

407
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,599
亲爱的生日快乐

408
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:19,359
祝你幸福永远幸福永远

409
00:17:20,219 --> 00:17:23,779
看小鱼看得见吗

410
00:17:23,779 --> 00:17:25,240
看得见怎么办

411
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,400
嗯现在能点歌吗

412
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,620
可以想听主播报菜名

413
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报菜名

414
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,330
我不是不会念

415
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我只是我只是有一些字

416
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不不是我不是不会念下来

417
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,680
我只是有一些字我不认识

418
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:38,670
大家怎么读

419
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:39,510
你知道吗

420
00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:41,760
昨天做那个切片的时候

421
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,680
我就发现我读音读错了

422
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,960
主播什么时候a回

423
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:51,980
我来的时候

424
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:55,980
那个数字那很难啦很难的啦

425
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越往后可能就怨那个小马

426
00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:03,590
我之前还在丢人

427
00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:07,940
一看到有人在贴吧讨那个明前奶绿说了

428
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:10,700
最近感觉直播没有以前好玩了

429
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:11,720
下面有人说啊

430
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,240
杂谈是硬谈

431
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,140
谈了1年

432
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:16,120
对着一批人谈了1年

433
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,440
他能有啥活呀

434
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,600
他有的东西他都弹完了

435
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,120
肯定也就没那么新鲜了

436
00:18:26,329 --> 00:18:28,939
主播有点感觉确实是这样的

437
00:18:28,939 --> 00:18:31,700
不如讨口子跑啥呀

438
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:32,690
敲敲锣

439
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:37,160
让柳州给我续个舰长是吧

440
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:42,520
查询燕子的汉字水平真不认识

441
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:46,180
我小时候觉得嗯怎么说呢

442
00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:47,860
死要面子怎么说

443
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,400
这个习惯就是小时候留下的

444
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,340
我一问啥特别简单的问题

445
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,870
然后我妈妈就说我很笨

446
00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:58,600
我觉得小时候不太聪明啊

447
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,700
就那种两位数的乘除法

448
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:05,420
我能从晚上八点咬着笔头

449
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:08,180
一直写到晚上12点就一夜成除法

450
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:08,980
你知道吧

451
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:13,690
都想不到为什么小时候能笨成那个程度乘法呀

452
00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:15,220
然后什么加减法

453
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,900
那个时候学学这些东西

454
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,770
那个时候就很学的很慢

455
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:20,850
我问我妈

456
00:19:20,850 --> 00:19:22,950
我妈就说这么简单的东西都不会

457
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:24,570
你是不是猪啊

458
00:19:24,570 --> 00:19:28,989
我就觉得问问题是一个很丢人的事情

459
00:19:28,989 --> 00:19:32,349
之后我就养成了不想问问题的那种习惯了

460
00:19:32,349 --> 00:19:33,669
我觉得这样挺不好的

461
00:19:33,669 --> 00:19:34,980
但是我也改不掉

462
00:19:34,980 --> 00:19:38,730
所以自己不认识的字呢

463
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:41,350
我就猜着读啊

464
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:42,040
一个字

465
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,900
假如是左右左右的那种结构

466
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我认识左边我就读左边

467
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:47,300
认识右边

468
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我就读右边

469
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:49,760
到后面好多字

470
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就我已经有了自己的念法了

471
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:52,320
我张嘴说话

472
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,760
人家说你在说什么

473
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,730
这是一个非常不好的道路

474
00:19:56,730 --> 00:20:00,160
所以就有你们什么时候有小孩子了

475
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,360
千万不要太张嘴一问

476
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:03,830
然后你就骂他笨

477
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:05,420
这样就很抵触的

478
00:20:05,420 --> 00:20:06,560
我就很离谱

479
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,360
你知道吧

480
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,160
可爱你可爱个屁呀

481
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,420
我就不喜欢这种

482
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,380
你知道吗

483
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,450
比如说我昨天剪切片

484
00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:15,920
我找蓝色剪

485
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,580
有一个片段

486
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,620
12月25号天选皮套人

487
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,720
这个片段他觉得还行吧

488
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,889
能炒作能炒一下

489
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,749
结果他跟我说

490
00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:27,069
哎你20秒左右

491
00:20:27,069 --> 00:20:28,629
你说的那是啥话呀

492
00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:31,140
你说的那个是什么什么

493
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,950
我记得我当时发音是发了一个什么货破坏

494
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,890
我说什么什么精神疾病啊

495
00:20:37,890 --> 00:20:40,800
我说这个没有点精神疾病的人

496
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:44,100
因为太正常的人了

497
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,660
你在周围实在太多了

498
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,940
你上网就是要看点不正常的对吧

499
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:51,180
然后我当时我就说我就嘴快

500
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,440
祸患精神疾病

501
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,460
他是祸患什么东西

502
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,940
我一想我当时想说的应该是那个离离

503
00:20:56,940 --> 00:20:59,060
还是历来着离换

504
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:01,400
但是我忘记那个字怎么读了

505
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,060
真的一下

506
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,500
然后我就随便念了一下

507
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,980
哈哈这个问题一直到现在都还有

508
00:21:06,980 --> 00:21:08,840
你们没看到我说这话的时候

509
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,220
我都不敢看弹幕吗

510
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:12,780
其实我觉得很真的很很害羞

511
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:13,650
你知道吗

512
00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:14,940
真的很害羞

513
00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:20,020
真是很不好的一个习惯

514
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:22,030
哎哟大家不要学

515
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:23,620
我错了

516
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,780
我人生一个月都没跑出来

517
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:27,820
哎呦是我不是专业户

518
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,220
讨论你没用

519
00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,030
我也没讨过你啊

520
00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:33,920
我基本上很少吧

521
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,430
我除了那个什么

522
00:21:35,435 --> 00:21:37,690
除了除了天使之心

523
00:21:37,690 --> 00:21:40,750
我可能哎哥们儿哥们儿最近中彩票了吗

524
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:42,490
来来给点给点人

525
00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:45,319
是因为太太熟了太熟了

526
00:21:45,319 --> 00:21:46,279
实在太熟了

527
00:21:46,279 --> 00:21:48,320
那昨天是快3年了

528
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,060
他知道我没那个意思

529
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,860
你就但凡可能你会多想

530
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:53,060
我肯定我都不会的

531
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:53,880
你知道吧

532
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,470
我反正会查字典

533
00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:56,700
哎呦我不敢

534
00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:58,650
我小时候不敢查字典

535
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:02,740
哈哈哎哟爷爷

536
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:03,760
我被搏杀了

537
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,510
你怎么了

538
00:22:04,510 --> 00:22:05,420
害什么羞

539
00:22:05,420 --> 00:22:08,630
感觉是自己pv至极了啊是啊

540
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:13,480
主播有一些很奇怪的包袱在身上

541
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,190
你不用管这么黑

542
00:22:15,190 --> 00:22:16,570
不是最黑

543
00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:18,660
而在于贪婪

544
00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,100
可你不用管我

545
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:20,880
因为我不玩

546
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,840
我那什么

547
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,120
我有一些乱七八糟的

548
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,760
大家都觉得没什么意义

549
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,720
包袱在身上

550
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:27,740
你们了解我

551
00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:29,300
我一直都是这样

552
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:32,880
有一些事情吧就是很很笨

553
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:34,530
然后可能得罪的人

554
00:22:34,530 --> 00:22:35,320
我不知道

555
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,000
我还在这边接着做

556
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,380
我还没觉得啥

557
00:22:38,380 --> 00:22:40,870
有一些事情吧大家都觉得没啥

558
00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:43,280
我就偏偏觉得呃不能做

559
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,080
就这种很容易的

560
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:50,250
每个人你主播我忏悔

561
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,230
我不自觉的把别的主播撤了

562
00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:53,970
你找我忏悔没个屁用啊

563
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:55,950
你找我忏悔得打数字卷的

564
00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:57,180
知不知道哎呦

565
00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,020
你找我忏悔

566
00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:59,160
你不但得打书证券

567
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,120
而且也没什么用

568
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,740
你不如打输就赚这个钱

569
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,150
你撤了哪个主播

570
00:23:03,150 --> 00:23:04,080
你打给他

571
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,180
然后他可能他就比较开心

572
00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:06,960
你知道吧

573
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,760
嗯扭曲的爬

574
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,620
你知道我菜我有啥用啊

575
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:13,900
这不跟你跟你对象吵架了之后

576
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:15,600
你跟你对象在那边嘴硬

577
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,400
然后你又跟自己好兄弟说啊

578
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:18,120
对不起

579
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:19,440
昨天哎呀

580
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,460
我跟我对象吵架

581
00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:23,120
我不该我不该那个骂的那么狠

582
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,740
虽然他也骂我了

583
00:23:24,740 --> 00:23:26,600
但是我应该先观光点

584
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,020
那怎么办

585
00:23:27,020 --> 00:23:28,429
现在冷战和不好了

586
00:23:28,429 --> 00:23:30,529
然后你对象一找你在吗

587
00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:31,849
你有一副臭脸啊

588
00:23:31,849 --> 00:23:32,329
什么事啊

589
00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:33,300
不都分手了吗

590
00:23:33,300 --> 00:23:34,560
而不是这样吗

591
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:34,980
你知道吗

592
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:35,640
他你滚

593
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:36,720
他不要哎呦

594
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,760
那是真生气了

595
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,100
他不要他他不要可以给我

596
00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,720
可以缓解一下你内心的这个那什么

597
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,780
缓解一下你内心的这个压力啊

598
00:23:45,780 --> 00:23:49,320
但是实际上对方不知道这就是一种什么呢

599
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,970
这就是一种典型的自我感动主播

600
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:57,650
我看其他v上播二打六个小时和牙刷想切割了

601
00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:58,400
怎么办

602
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,690
那这个那咋办呢

603
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,910
好像也没有什么太大的办法

604
00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:05,080
你只能看不见

605
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:08,830
都躲在你只能换台对吧

606
00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:12,320
就有一天这个弹幕就这个节目

607
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,280
这个电视它播的不是你想要的节目

608
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,740
那你可以换台对吧

609
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:19,240
比如你不爱看恐怖片

610
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,460
你又特别喜欢那个cctv 6

611
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,280
结果c t6 今天就播了一整天恐怖片

612
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:24,820
那咋办

613
00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:27,130
你没办法看cctv 6了

614
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:30,179
但是要是他天天都播恐怖片

615
00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:31,559
你要天天都不想看

616
00:24:31,559 --> 00:24:33,899
那你就只能永远的切个c76 了

617
00:24:33,899 --> 00:24:35,270
你知道我的意思吧

618
00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:38,969
换台也全是应该换到我吧

619
00:24:38,969 --> 00:24:39,809
绵绵啊

620
00:24:39,809 --> 00:24:42,179
这一个优点就是什么人

621
00:24:42,179 --> 00:24:44,429
不管杂谈有没有效果

622
00:24:44,429 --> 00:24:46,109
不管脑子还清不清醒

623
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,040
不管弹幕多与少

624
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,860
还是一直在坚持在做这个的

625
00:24:51,860 --> 00:24:54,340
因为我知道玩游戏更没人看

626
00:24:54,340 --> 00:24:56,560
当你觉得带杂谈的时候

627
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:57,620
烂完了的时候

628
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,320
那这个玩游戏那就更难了

629
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,420
那你不上播呀

630
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,380
我不上播个屁

631
00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,360
我昨天播了六个小时了

632
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,400
我昨天播了六个小时

633
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,110
谁敢说我昨天不上播

634
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:12,810
我今天框框给你两刀

635
00:25:12,810 --> 00:25:13,650
哎呦

636
00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:15,270
六个小时还不播

637
00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:17,620
一天一共只有24小时

638
00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:20,320
我播了一天的1/4

639
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:25,240
你不应该狠狠的叫我什么天道酬勤的眼神

640
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,870
我看他们出钟表企业是一周播四天

641
00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:29,620
人家都说了

642
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:30,820
天早抽签

643
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,990
我一周百战

644
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:34,240
我一天把人家一周的分量都播完了

645
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:35,740
都没人说我天道酬勤

646
00:25:35,740 --> 00:25:37,670
就说我小赖着不走

647
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:38,750
真是的

648
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:40,540
我呵呵呵呵

649
00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:42,680
天神下播无缝

650
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,880
朝臣无所谓

651
00:25:45,050 --> 00:25:46,990
白天听听纯杂

652
00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:48,220
晚上听纯歌

653
00:25:48,220 --> 00:25:49,660
这给你玩明白了

654
00:25:49,660 --> 00:25:52,180
我真是我晚上没见到你

655
00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:53,320
很伤心

656
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,429
我都犯病了

657
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:58,159
你知不知道我都犯病了

658
00:25:58,159 --> 00:26:00,139
哎呦我昨天下播了之后

659
00:26:00,139 --> 00:26:01,459
直接犯颈椎病了

660
00:26:01,459 --> 00:26:04,519
到现在还还有点那个什么的牌子

661
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,720
收到了耶耶

662
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:07,850
什么牌子

663
00:26:09,630 --> 00:26:13,370
啊8月礼盒

664
00:26:13,370 --> 00:26:14,720
那不是牌子

665
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,950
那是压缩毛巾啊

666
00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,990
不是那不是牌子啊

667
00:26:17,990 --> 00:26:22,070
那是我3d泳装回的那个礼盒

668
00:26:23,310 --> 00:26:27,110
是我记得是我记得有两张拍立得

669
00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:28,880
两张镭射票

670
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,689
还有那个那个什么

671
00:26:31,689 --> 00:26:32,649
应该是这个啊

672
00:26:32,649 --> 00:26:33,369
我看一下

673
00:26:33,369 --> 00:26:34,419
我看一下

674
00:26:34,419 --> 00:26:36,170
那不是牌子吧

675
00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:40,500
不知道是牌子还是帽子

676
00:26:45,659 --> 00:26:49,859
你等一下我看一下啊

677
00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:52,620
我好久没有跟那个那个人联系了

678
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,060
想想在不在

679
00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:58,220
想想你的快递被退回了

680
00:26:58,220 --> 00:26:59,620
想想你在不在啊

681
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,020
嗯应该是我的星期一

682
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,250
他寄出去了

683
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,180
是个申通

684
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:07,020
对不对

685
00:27:07,020 --> 00:27:08,960
是个申通快递

686
00:27:09,020 --> 00:27:10,370
那不是立牌

687
00:27:10,370 --> 00:27:12,380
那是我们的压缩毛巾

688
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:13,220
把它拆开

689
00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:17,640
贴上绵绵的贴纸就可以变大变强呃

690
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,200
擦擦脸擦擦手

691
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,360
嗯对好嘞

692
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,630
那就是我的帽子也要那什么了

693
00:27:24,630 --> 00:27:26,130
合了什么河呀

694
00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:30,030
每次我寄那个舰长礼物啊

695
00:27:30,030 --> 00:27:31,560
总是有人收到

696
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:32,040
你知道吧

697
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:33,900
压缩保底什么都是一个梗

698
00:27:34,850 --> 00:27:37,160
是一个搞搞笑的梗

699
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:37,730
哎呦

700
00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:41,150
我前段时间你们天天在我这念的那个压缩毛巾

701
00:27:41,150 --> 00:27:43,139
还有那个合成天下啊

702
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,159
果子确实大

703
00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:45,779
鸡腿确实足什么的

704
00:27:45,779 --> 00:27:48,969
然后我我都刷到这两个广告的原稿了

705
00:27:48,969 --> 00:27:52,479
我特意点进去看了一下压缩饼干

706
00:27:52,479 --> 00:27:54,080
压缩毛巾啦

707
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,760
哎呀早上好

708
00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,640
早早早

709
00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:01,030
不过确实能压缩的

710
00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:05,010
有那种长得像那个奶片一样的

711
00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:08,850
不知道吸了点水之后把水拧干

712
00:28:08,850 --> 00:28:12,690
它就是一个比较类似于加厚了的那种

713
00:28:12,690 --> 00:28:14,820
湿巾的材质吧

714
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,040
但看他那个压缩毛巾

715
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,220
好像比一般的加厚湿巾还要再厚一点

716
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:24,180
女孩子出门旅游住酒店的时候经常会带点的呀

717
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:28,370
包括那个压成那种像奶片一样的面膜

718
00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:29,450
早上好啊

719
00:28:29,450 --> 00:28:31,960
金希你真的隐身了

720
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,820
机器人都捕捉不到你

721
00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:35,170
那我怎么欢迎你啊

722
00:28:35,170 --> 00:28:37,419
你怎么开隐身了

723
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:39,400
大家都开雾是吧

724
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,000
我都不知道雾里面站的都是谁

725
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,180
主播好会奶片那个一撕就坏

726
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:46,380
不是我家的

727
00:28:48,820 --> 00:28:51,040
原话来了是吧

728
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,100
那个就是稍微泡一点水之后

729
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:58,100
就能就能弄出来一张面膜的

730
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,270
有一个经典笑话你们没看过吗

731
00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:04,550
有个经典笑话是啊

732
00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:07,889
在这个谈生意的时候

733
00:29:08,649 --> 00:29:11,009
因为在等那个客户

734
00:29:11,009 --> 00:29:13,830
所以我和我的这个男同事

735
00:29:13,830 --> 00:29:18,800
两个人就坐在公司前台的那个椅子边上

736
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,210
看到这个前台里面有一小筐东西

737
00:29:22,210 --> 00:29:23,170
像奶片一样

738
00:29:23,170 --> 00:29:24,520
为了缓解这个尴尬

739
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:27,070
然后我就拆了一个放到嘴里边吃

740
00:29:27,070 --> 00:29:29,290
他也拆了一个放到嘴里边吃

741
00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:31,990
然后嚼着嚼着我们发现这奶片没味儿啊

742
00:29:31,990 --> 00:29:33,730
但是碍于这个面子

743
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,780
我们又不能就是直接直接吐出来

744
00:29:36,780 --> 00:29:37,820
感觉很尴尬

745
00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:40,100
结果我就看同事嚼着嚼着

746
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:42,560
忽然从嘴里拉出了一张完整的人脸

747
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:43,370
定睛一看

748
00:29:43,370 --> 00:29:44,600
他原来不是奶票

749
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,720
竟然是一张吸水的面膜

750
00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:50,200
就这个笑话你们没有看到过吗

751
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,600
可能我转述起来没有特别好笑吧

752
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,120
但是那个原剧真的写的特别好笑

753
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,970
你知道吗

754
00:29:56,970 --> 00:29:59,490
什么男同事会蓝莓气泡诶

755
00:29:59,490 --> 00:30:00,420
还在上课

756
00:30:00,420 --> 00:30:01,680
算什么雅思课呀

757
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,000
主播我脱单了

758
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,000
恭喜恭喜

759
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,970
拐着我的女粉求回报

760
00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:08,710
爱一个人

761
00:30:08,710 --> 00:30:11,139
希望他过更好

762
00:30:11,149 --> 00:30:14,399
打从心里暖暖的

763
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,880
你比自己更重要

764
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,409
那你要好好对他呀

765
00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:24,990
你脱单了

766
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:26,580
怪的是我的女粉

767
00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:27,510
那你好好对她

768
00:30:27,510 --> 00:30:29,610
你以后是不是不能再去看v的呀

769
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:31,770
万一你再去看v再认识其他的女粉

770
00:30:31,770 --> 00:30:33,110
然后你就变心了怎么办

771
00:30:33,110 --> 00:30:37,670
你以后不可以就是再再多看微软

772
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:41,060
他看着你可以看他不看着你最好就不要看了

773
00:30:41,060 --> 00:30:41,790
你知道吧

774
00:30:41,790 --> 00:30:43,830
既然你们是这么认识的对吧

775
00:30:43,830 --> 00:30:45,690
所以就这个事情比较敏感啊

776
00:30:45,690 --> 00:30:47,070
你们一定要幸福啊

777
00:30:47,070 --> 00:30:51,450
然后你也不要不要不要玩弄人家的感情啊

778
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:52,419
这个嗯

779
00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:57,320
好恶心

780
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:58,490
面膜对啊

781
00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,420
人脸哈

782
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:01,520
人雅思小分期好难啊

783
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:06,409
我们这边有我们我们这边我们这边有那个什么

784
00:31:06,929 --> 00:31:09,439
我们这边有雅思小分

785
00:31:09,439 --> 00:31:10,669
考过几的

786
00:31:10,669 --> 00:31:12,420
8.5还是九的

787
00:31:12,420 --> 00:31:14,640
你你在街上直面问他

788
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,440
他有那个雅思小分

789
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,130
考了8.5还是九的

790
00:31:18,130 --> 00:31:20,080
超级无敌大佬

791
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,250
但我不是啊

792
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:22,570
我不是

793
00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:23,830
我没有上气

794
00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:24,780
对不起

795
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:28,800
主播中心有一手的什么装好的包分配

796
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,320
你怎么没有

797
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,330
你不是都被分到莫瑶老师了吗

798
00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:37,949
那谁知道主播这边互联包分配分配完了之后

799
00:31:37,949 --> 00:31:40,379
你们都抢男生

800
00:31:40,379 --> 00:31:41,789
没有人理女生啊

801
00:31:41,789 --> 00:31:42,689
那是怎么回事

802
00:31:42,689 --> 00:31:44,440
都抢男生去的

803
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,440
哥们要闹了

804
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,540
你都被分到梦瑶老师了

805
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:49,620
你闹什么呀

806
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:51,800
已经挺好的了

807
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,560
雅思口语写作七好难的好吧

808
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,640
是我也觉得好难

809
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,600
所以我没有上

810
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,430
其实也也很正常吧

811
00:31:59,350 --> 00:32:00,730
燕子还包分配

812
00:32:00,730 --> 00:32:02,020
你就别想了

813
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:03,389
你就别想了

814
00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:05,129
等我再播20年

815
00:32:05,129 --> 00:32:08,309
然后那个那个菲菲给菲菲给你闺女

816
00:32:08,309 --> 00:32:09,590
还差不多

817
00:32:10,590 --> 00:32:14,020
到时候我帮你把关分配给你闺女啊

818
00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,240
主播有女粉吗

819
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,380
有倒是有吧

820
00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:18,040
你知道吧

821
00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:21,630
能分配分配你吗

822
00:32:21,630 --> 00:32:25,440
你们说的话就像能支配支配我吗之类的

823
00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,380
分配闺女是吧

824
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:27,920
111

825
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,940
真有闺女吗

826
00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:30,140
别别别闹

827
00:32:30,140 --> 00:32:30,940
别闹

828
00:32:30,940 --> 00:32:32,980
下课再来下课

829
00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:35,560
可能可能我要下播了

830
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,139
你啥时候下课

831
00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:39,720
今天争取少播一会儿

832
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,660
我们争取播它个两个小时左右

833
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:46,300
然后那什么给咱招赘婿是吧

834
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:46,840
对对对

835
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,040
要求是什么呢

836
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,770
要求这个性格优良

837
00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:52,940
然后这个算了

838
00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:55,280
就不能说不看不看皮套人

839
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,420
不看皮套人的话

840
00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:58,160
一下就把大全删掉

841
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:58,730
怎么办

842
00:32:58,730 --> 00:33:02,330
要求性格优良的那个积极上进

843
00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:04,920
然后无不良嗜好呃

844
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,930
对待感情观专一

845
00:33:06,930 --> 00:33:09,210
这个倡导男女平等

846
00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:12,330
同时呢拥有自己的一些事业规划

847
00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:14,010
阳光开朗呃

848
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:20,860
嗯希望是这样的一位呃有能力的人啊

849
00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:23,680
嗯支配的王者

850
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:29,210
嘿嘿总是在听的一句

851
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,380
看v算不良嗜好吗

852
00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:32,280
应该不是吧

853
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,780
看v要算不良嗜好的话

854
00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:35,580
那当v不也是不良嗜好了

855
00:33:35,580 --> 00:33:37,590
那我就不良嗜好也太大了

856
00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:39,210
你是懂相亲的

857
00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:39,990
难道不是这样吗

858
00:33:39,990 --> 00:33:41,820
你就少了颜值要求啊

859
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:44,280
对哦那颜值应该长什么样呢

860
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,720
我不知道怎么形容人帅啊

861
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,770
呃三庭五眼

862
00:33:48,770 --> 00:33:51,860
五官端正无杀气

863
00:33:51,860 --> 00:33:57,919
呃这个狂野冰川就海平世界

864
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,220
而内战内战来也王

865
00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:04,280
牌要狂野唱入画卷

866
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,480
绚烂的季节

867
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,360
这是在找男朋友吗

868
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,680
这不是20年之后

869
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,700
主播成为大v

870
00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:15,100
然后开那个呃婚介所之后

871
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:15,880
介绍了

872
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:16,720
编不下去了

873
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,340
我怎么形容人帅呢

874
00:34:18,340 --> 00:34:22,199
关键是我不知道怎么形容人帅

875
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:26,699
我就是那个别人看到美景会作诗一首

876
00:34:26,699 --> 00:34:29,900
然后我看到美景啊啊啊呀呀呀

877
00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:31,239
真的好美呀

878
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,519
然后这个别人看到小动物

879
00:34:33,519 --> 00:34:36,960
然后会用那种什么各种比喻修辞

880
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,380
去形容小动物的可爱呃

881
00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:42,480
然后我只会啊啊啊啊

882
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,740
好可爱呀

883
00:34:43,740 --> 00:34:48,870
然后别人看到帅哥会用那种哪怕是定型文啊

884
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:51,630
小作文哪去偷人家裤衩子什么的也好

885
00:34:51,630 --> 00:34:53,010
好歹他能写出来点

886
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:55,529
我的话啊啊啊好帅呀

887
00:34:55,529 --> 00:34:57,149
就这样就结束了

888
00:34:57,149 --> 00:34:57,749
你知道吗

889
00:34:57,749 --> 00:34:59,319
所以我我不知道

890
00:34:59,319 --> 00:35:02,379
我不知道该怎么形容人长得好看了

891
00:35:02,379 --> 00:35:04,020
这是很困难的

892
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,080
起码比沈老师好看

893
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,580
沈老师长什么样啊

894
00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:09,440
沈老师长什么样

895
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,540
所有主播我叫你

896
00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:14,520
你说他金刚怒目

897
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,540
菩萨低眉

898
00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:20,550
这什么找的是找的是给自己店里面找找

899
00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:22,120
找一款

900
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:27,400
保佑自己的店生意兴隆的佛像是吧

901
00:35:27,419 --> 00:35:28,690
长的什么

902
00:35:28,690 --> 00:35:31,870
不再像是这个这个普通人类呀

903
00:35:31,870 --> 00:35:34,030
听起来像是神明啊

904
00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:37,140
你在看乐子啊

905
00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:39,900
他们说怎么形容帅哥帅石

906
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,240
传说起码长得得比你帅

907
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,800
你长什么样啊

908
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,860
也有可能是门神

909
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:50,100
一心想起我3年前在麦当劳看到人看v

910
00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:52,359
那个时候我觉得这种人真好笑

911
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:54,579
不要永远不要笑别人啊

912
00:35:54,579 --> 00:35:56,199
因为你在笑别人的时候

913
00:35:56,199 --> 00:35:59,050
也是给自己不留余地的对吧

914
00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:02,140
比如说主播主播天天在直播里面说

915
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:03,560
不喜欢软色情

916
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:05,240
那万一以后落魄了

917
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,100
想搞软色情转型都不行

918
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:11,070
大家就会觉得啊米米娅以前营收可以的时候

919
00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:12,510
说不搞软色情

920
00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:14,100
营收不行了的时候啊

921
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:14,940
怎么弄都行

922
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,789
真是摧眉折腰事

923
00:36:17,629 --> 00:36:19,789
不看了真没意思哦

924
00:36:19,789 --> 00:36:21,769
哦我qq动态有啊啊

925
00:36:21,769 --> 00:36:23,380
什么是翻动态

926
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,200
长得像招财猫就行了

927
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:31,640
我妈我妈我妈我妈我妈我妈耶喵喵喵

928
00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:36,560
我妈我妈我妈我我

929
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,760
我可以吗

930
00:36:39,859 --> 00:36:43,699
嗯就像在一起

931
00:36:43,699 --> 00:36:45,649
你看我长得像招财猫吗

932
00:36:45,649 --> 00:36:46,579
够可爱吗

933
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:50,760
你嫁给我棍子是吧啊年下呀对吧

934
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,520
就我我长得还是挺帅的

935
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,510
怎么年龄差距有点大

936
00:36:55,510 --> 00:36:58,180
哎呀差多少没差多少吧

937
00:36:58,180 --> 00:36:59,560
我才17啊

938
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,540
差多大

939
00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:03,070
我才17岁

940
00:37:03,070 --> 00:37:06,040
怎么能说年龄差距有点大呢

941
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,399
早上好

942
00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:10,219
小小市场地方

943
00:37:10,219 --> 00:37:15,400
我早茶月光洒在你头啊

944
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,780
招财猫救我

945
00:37:16,780 --> 00:37:18,430
人家至少差了十岁

946
00:37:18,430 --> 00:37:20,560
也对我差了十岁呢

947
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,100
这个路口在肩膀

948
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:33,900
小时场地的我早就月光洒在芒果味

949
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:36,859
绿茶加桃子好喝

950
00:37:36,859 --> 00:37:42,030
这些照片下个路口再见

951
00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:45,680
二这个粉丝灯牌啊

952
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,300
或者你挨一挨揍

953
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:48,800
你不是19了吗

954
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,920
主播你骗我

955
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,920
mia mia的设定是17岁零五个月了

956
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,920
就像孩子

957
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,320
那miko的设定永远都是16岁的

958
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,080
我一直都是17岁零五个月捏

959
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:02,080
想象了一下狗rs q的猫猫

960
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,610
发现想象不出来

961
00:38:03,610 --> 00:38:05,080
我觉得不用搞吧

962
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,400
主播没事多喝水

963
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:07,620
多打哈欠

964
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:08,880
多伸懒腰

965
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,690
然后那个手机固定在电脑屏幕上

966
00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:15,050
然后让他不要固定的那么松

967
00:38:15,050 --> 00:38:16,850
不是不要固定的那么紧

968
00:38:16,850 --> 00:38:18,230
等他啪的一下倒了

969
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:19,820
然后我吓人哎医生

970
00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:23,000
然后大家就会问号问号划了划了啊

971
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,560
无非就是这样嘛对吧

972
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,960
然后主播在被钓钓鱼呃

973
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:28,640
比如说弹幕进来问主播

974
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,150
主播

975
00:38:29,150 --> 00:38:33,320
你能把什么头放在这个屏幕周围呃

976
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,130
这个点头吗

977
00:38:34,130 --> 00:38:34,910
你能遮住嘴

978
00:38:34,910 --> 00:38:36,200
只露眼睛点头吗

979
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,730
我假装不懂事啊

980
00:38:37,730 --> 00:38:38,750
我假装很纯真

981
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:39,410
我不知道

982
00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:41,080
然后我就啪的一下

983
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:42,460
我就我就哎呦

984
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:44,380
对不起哎呦

985
00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:45,700
就一下子就就是扇子

986
00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:48,760
然后摆出一副啊被钓鱼了

987
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,850
你们真会这样的表情就可以了

988
00:38:51,850 --> 00:38:52,390
你懂吧

989
00:38:52,390 --> 00:38:53,530
这个很简单

990
00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:57,580
就可以避免这种这种呃

991
00:38:57,580 --> 00:39:00,330
故意搞热水器的这种嫌疑啊

992
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:02,610
又可以确实可以搞热水器啊

993
00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:04,710
反正大家就喜欢看这种东西

994
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:05,550
你知道吧

995
00:39:05,550 --> 00:39:07,050
主播是懂浪潮的

996
00:39:07,050 --> 00:39:08,370
对啊这个是什么啊

997
00:39:08,370 --> 00:39:09,950
这个是什么意思呀

998
00:39:09,950 --> 00:39:10,910
啊我不懂

999
00:39:10,910 --> 00:39:12,080
不要叫小猫

1000
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:17,240
小猫还是纯纯纯纯纯的那个什么的头发什么的

1001
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:17,960
什么头发

1002
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:18,680
可是主播烂潮

1003
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,400
怎么还没死百分

1004
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:20,760
因为我没烂潮呀

1005
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,440
我没了不行了

1006
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:23,910
快爬远了

1007
00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:25,470
然后那个什么

1008
00:39:25,470 --> 00:39:31,770
然后然后然后那个这个这个这个春在漫步的

1009
00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:36,240
对这人叫叫叫那个叫叫叫叫叫哎呀

1010
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:36,480
算了

1011
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:37,080
我不叫了

1012
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,580
好啊算了

1013
00:39:40,580 --> 00:39:42,320
我现在白嫖的挂画

1014
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,520
认识主播的主要挂画给我哪个可爱念

1015
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,020
你刚才说的钓鱼方法

1016
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,680
我没听懂

1017
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,160
你别钓我

1018
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,410
龚主任老师分享爱的

1019
00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:53,970
你钓我是吧

1020
00:39:53,970 --> 00:39:56,430
你钓我你你你钓我

1021
00:39:56,430 --> 00:39:56,850
哎呦

1022
00:39:56,850 --> 00:39:57,510
我的天呐

1023
00:39:57,510 --> 00:40:02,580
这是鱼中鱼中鱼不是就最近很火的那个切片

1024
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:04,200
就这样哎呦

1025
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:09,550
就这样就这样让把那个模型移到屏幕下面

1026
00:40:09,550 --> 00:40:10,900
只露出眼睛

1027
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:11,850
然后点头

1028
00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:14,730
然后弹幕里面就全都是那个弹幕

1029
00:40:14,730 --> 00:40:15,690
就是什么啊

1030
00:40:15,690 --> 00:40:20,370
你猜猜我把什么地方放在手机屏幕边上啊

1031
00:40:20,370 --> 00:40:24,200
这个不知道这种剧本性这么强

1032
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,470
同时呃呃这个这个这么多v都做过的活

1033
00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:29,880
为什么每次刷到

1034
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,500
然后你都想点进去看一下

1035
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,940
我也不知道为什么早上好

1036
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:38,000
主播的礼物寄了多少呀

1037
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,040
那不烂不看就好

1038
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:40,940
这口烂的呀

1039
00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:42,530
我也不知道为啥这个会火

1040
00:40:46,020 --> 00:40:48,660
感觉这不如id让我沉默一分钟

1041
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:50,160
谢谢甘雨的小花

1042
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:50,760
红豆泥

1043
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,540
阿里嘎多

1044
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,130
这个有趣味性吗

1045
00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:55,360
我觉得好像没有什么趣味性

1046
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,800
但是为什么这么火呢

1047
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,400
很奇怪

1048
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,440
说明主播的趣味

1049
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:04,960
对趣味的定义跟那个普罗大众的审美冲下来

1050
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,760
有了一定的脱节

1051
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,620
所以这样的我做不出来

1052
00:41:08,620 --> 00:41:10,840
爆款切片是很正常的

1053
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,840
因为我的爆款我能做爆的

1054
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:16,040
但是那个爆的那真是弹幕

1055
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:16,820
要开车

1056
00:41:16,820 --> 00:41:18,740
我抱抱抱抱抱要开车

1057
00:41:18,740 --> 00:41:20,180
那个独轮车的那种

1058
00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:23,020
唱多了什么

1059
00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:24,580
延续肥猫血脉

1060
00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:25,810
吾辈义不容辞

1061
00:41:25,810 --> 00:41:27,040
你要克隆我啊

1062
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:27,700
我跟你说

1063
00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:28,690
克隆要洗得早

1064
00:41:28,690 --> 00:41:30,740
别克隆我好吗

1065
00:41:31,299 --> 00:41:33,119
别克隆我好吗

1066
00:41:34,739 --> 00:41:36,449
不如紫色肥猫

1067
00:41:36,449 --> 00:41:38,909
老的大人咩

1068
00:41:38,909 --> 00:41:39,820
哼

1069
00:41:39,859 --> 00:41:41,899
国内快递是7号停

1070
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:43,760
你在想要不要赶紧再买点

1071
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,240
怎么了

1072
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,500
我年前能寄出去的

1073
00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,240
我争取这两天都寄出去了

1074
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:48,140
寄不出去的话

1075
00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:50,480
那就可能要等等

1076
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,600
卡套的话

1077
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,420
我们快点天地址

1078
00:41:54,420 --> 00:41:55,920
各位拜托快点天

1079
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,460
卡套的地址我们会尽快记得

1080
00:41:58,460 --> 00:42:02,390
包括圣诞的礼盒颜色都已经在处理中了

1081
00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,920
希望大家可以尽快天地

1082
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,920
只因为快要截止了

1083
00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:08,980
截止完统计出数据

1084
00:42:08,980 --> 00:42:12,200
然后我就可以给大家发加了我的那个大黄

1085
00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,570
还有好多人没有听过呢

1086
00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:19,700
嗯圣诞的现在就手中樱花草

1087
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:22,910
春在漫步的微笑

1088
00:42:22,910 --> 00:42:30,540
种下了一朵朵青春璀璨的年少恋人

1089
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:34,460
怀中樱花草就40个人不到天了

1090
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:35,360
我刚刚看了一下

1091
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,500
我查了一下数吧

1092
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,500
就40个人不到天了

1093
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,580
那可能最后我们哎呀

1094
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:43,780
每次我都做多了

1095
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:44,680
怎么回事呢

1096
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,720
最后可能就做个50份

1097
00:42:46,790 --> 00:42:48,160
45分

1098
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,000
50分左右

1099
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,620
也不会像以前那样做太多了

1100
00:42:51,779 --> 00:42:55,079
说太多就放在手里面

1101
00:42:55,079 --> 00:42:57,640
也没有人要怎么会信呢

1102
00:42:58,060 --> 00:43:00,370
切片成片发我的爹

1103
00:43:00,370 --> 00:43:02,640
谢谢刚才咱们还说呢

1104
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,960
我们那个字读错了

1105
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,160
你怎么改的呀

1106
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,990
那个字读错了怎么办

1107
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:16,880
一分17秒烂完了

1108
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,630
不不就现在就就流行短视频

1109
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:20,830
多流行短视频

1110
00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:21,550
你知道吗

1111
00:43:22,690 --> 00:43:24,550
你这个短视频没有

1112
00:43:24,550 --> 00:43:25,450
那不行的

1113
00:43:25,450 --> 00:43:26,710
我可以挂工房诶

1114
00:43:26,710 --> 00:43:28,180
我没有攻防诶

1115
00:43:28,180 --> 00:43:29,260
因为工坊的话

1116
00:43:29,260 --> 00:43:32,560
好像现在vip都是拿自己做的美宣图过了

1117
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,840
带我的那个美山重水瓶

1118
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,699
哈哈我的美宣图水平有点太美

1119
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:39,419
宣了

1120
00:43:39,419 --> 00:43:40,679
怎么过呢

1121
00:43:40,679 --> 00:43:43,169
长的视频没人有心思看完

1122
00:43:43,169 --> 00:43:46,109
以前武器的切片就五分钟的

1123
00:43:46,109 --> 00:43:48,089
四分钟的挺多的

1124
00:43:48,089 --> 00:43:51,160
现在好像给那个新v培训切片

1125
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,440
都希望他控制在两分钟以内了

1126
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,270
太长完播率就烂了

1127
00:43:55,270 --> 00:43:57,200
但其实我还是挺欣慰的

1128
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,000
我的完播率还有多少

1129
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,760
我完播率还有46%呢

1130
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:06,009
我记得三分钟左右的视频能有一半的人看完吧

1131
00:44:07,569 --> 00:44:10,920
就两分钟左右的话可能会更高一点点

1132
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,080
等十几秒的那种视频吧

1133
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:13,680
你点进来

1134
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:14,640
你不看完的

1135
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,410
有点太对不起自己了

1136
00:44:16,410 --> 00:44:18,840
都已经无聊到刷切片了

1137
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:19,820
怎么看不完

1138
00:44:19,850 --> 00:44:23,360
很多人都是只看基本不看直播了呀对吧

1139
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:26,420
因为我好玩的东西在后面是我好玩的东西

1140
00:44:26,420 --> 00:44:30,030
很多时候都在后面的开头得先铺垫

1141
00:44:30,030 --> 00:44:31,110
懂不懂懂不懂

1142
00:44:31,110 --> 00:44:34,950
铺垫的含金量肯定是要先铺垫一下的

1143
00:44:34,950 --> 00:44:36,580
没个前因后果呢

1144
00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:39,760
不过可以试试把那个爆点放到前面

1145
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,600
你知道吧

1146
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,660
或者有认知厨想在切片里找到自己

1147
00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:47,040
那我的切片播放20万的那个

1148
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,490
他他的那个完播率还40%呢

1149
00:44:50,490 --> 00:44:52,740
这20万播放哪有认知厨啊

1150
00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:53,750
都是路人

1151
00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:57,110
昨天刚看完一个小时了

1152
00:44:57,110 --> 00:44:59,380
我现在超过半个小时的视频

1153
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,760
我只会看一种

1154
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:05,410
就是我只会看那个游戏实况

1155
00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:09,029
而且游戏实况有的时候我也会快进啊

1156
00:45:09,029 --> 00:45:12,350
1.2倍速啊什么什么之类的

1157
00:45:12,350 --> 00:45:15,470
其他的你要是vip切片上来

1158
00:45:15,470 --> 00:45:16,490
我一看哎呦

1159
00:45:16,490 --> 00:45:18,840
八分钟不想看

1160
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:19,380
没错

1161
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,520
骂的就是我自己

1162
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,580
我之前那个锐评发到我自己账号上面

1163
00:45:23,580 --> 00:45:25,680
那个锐评前期卧槽

1164
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,319
八分钟谁看啊

1165
00:45:27,319 --> 00:45:28,879
一会儿我我才不看呢

1166
00:45:28,879 --> 00:45:32,059
八分钟我id被路人认知

1167
00:45:32,059 --> 00:45:33,199
二姨是功不可没

1168
00:45:33,199 --> 00:45:37,240
没有他们说那个视频用的bgm好像也是东方众

1169
00:45:37,240 --> 00:45:42,430
也是东方的音乐内容好的可以看完

1170
00:45:42,430 --> 00:45:44,800
主要是大家都能力有限嘛

1171
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,060
哪有那么多

1172
00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:48,940
比如说你要直播个40分钟

1173
00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:49,960
一个小时

1174
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,560
或者说两个小时这种

1175
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,110
哪有完全没有尿点的地方

1176
00:45:55,110 --> 00:46:00,080
除非你花个一周写台本策划要精确到分钟的啊

1177
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,080
这个比如1.48~01:52

1178
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:04,040
我们唱哪首歌

1179
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:04,700
唱完了之后

1180
00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:06,980
我们大概关键词是什么样的

1181
00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:08,420
然后大概杂谈三分钟

1182
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:09,380
回应一下弹幕

1183
00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:10,100
01:55

1184
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:11,390
咱们进下一个节目

1185
00:46:11,390 --> 00:46:13,220
后面有人举个灯牌啊

1186
00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:14,270
切下一轮了

1187
00:46:14,270 --> 00:46:15,350
然后你发现啊对

1188
00:46:15,350 --> 00:46:16,250
切下一轮了

1189
00:46:16,250 --> 00:46:18,260
哪有这样人家

1190
00:46:19,919 --> 00:46:21,859
阿姨是功不可没

1191
00:46:21,859 --> 00:46:23,659
对阿姨是功不可没

1192
00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:26,200
喵谢谢刚才的礼物吧

1193
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,030
刚才漏了好多礼物是吧

1194
00:46:28,030 --> 00:46:32,780
谢谢12月的灯牌

1195
00:46:32,780 --> 00:46:34,340
谢谢甘雨的小花

1196
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:35,900
谢谢金宝的小花

1197
00:46:35,900 --> 00:46:37,700
谢谢安安的打call

1198
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,120
谢谢勾勾的小花

1199
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,210
谢安安的人气票和信用卡

1200
00:46:44,210 --> 00:46:46,740
谢谢仿佛有人说我帅的甲克

1201
00:46:46,740 --> 00:46:48,600
谢谢白羽的小花和牛蛙

1202
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:49,440
感谢支持

1203
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:49,980
获得你

1204
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:52,390
阿里嘎多懂了

1205
00:46:52,390 --> 00:46:54,760
主播的意思是用米打脸

1206
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,290
什么叫用命打脸啊

1207
00:46:56,290 --> 00:46:58,400
用米买完播率是吧

1208
00:46:59,300 --> 00:47:01,810
在那个视频的最后哦

1209
00:47:01,810 --> 00:47:05,850
我说什么看完了视频的人可以抽奖吃玫瑰的

1210
00:47:05,850 --> 00:47:06,870
这是违规的

1211
00:47:06,870 --> 00:47:08,010
你不能在直播

1212
00:47:08,010 --> 00:47:11,610
就是或者视频的那个发弹幕的用户里面抽奖

1213
00:47:11,610 --> 00:47:12,940
这是违规的

1214
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,880
谢谢柳州的乱斗卡

1215
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,260
你谢谢大家的乱斗卡

1216
00:47:16,260 --> 00:47:16,740
红豆泥

1217
00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:18,000
阿里嘎的首胜

1218
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,110
双倍积分

1219
00:47:19,110 --> 00:47:21,120
所有卡的大家拜托了

1220
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,770
谢谢厚德尼

1221
00:47:22,770 --> 00:47:23,640
谢谢谢

1222
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,480
哈得稍微稍微那个啥一下

1223
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,680
得稍微缓一下

1224
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,660
这两天播的太多了

1225
00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:36,420
然后导致我的嗓子有点问题

1226
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:37,350
卡都疼

1227
00:47:37,350 --> 00:47:39,210
我只讨不要钱的

1228
00:47:39,210 --> 00:47:40,560
跟超级贵的

1229
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,140
别的不讨石头

1230
00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:45,420
最便宜的和最贵的

1231
00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:49,630
咱们直播间主播会要的只有三种东西

1232
00:47:49,630 --> 00:47:51,470
一种是现场

1233
00:47:51,470 --> 00:47:54,830
一种是不要钱的卡和红包礼物

1234
00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:56,990
还有一种是鎏金小电视

1235
00:47:56,990 --> 00:47:58,670
谢谢怜香菱的牛蛙

1236
00:47:58,670 --> 00:48:00,360
感谢支持嗯

1237
00:48:01,140 --> 00:48:03,140
感谢龚主任老师的乱斗

1238
00:48:03,140 --> 00:48:06,160
卡尼要钱的

1239
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:07,540
要电费网费

1240
00:48:09,490 --> 00:48:10,540
他告诉他

1241
00:48:10,540 --> 00:48:12,880
作为一个活在二次元的女孩

1242
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,390
直播的每一分钟都消耗着家里的电费

1243
00:48:16,390 --> 00:48:19,989
直播的每一分钟都付出了很多的网费啊

1244
00:48:19,989 --> 00:48:20,709
好吧

1245
00:48:20,709 --> 00:48:22,839
支持你支持他还是支持我

1246
00:48:22,839 --> 00:48:25,000
你不许支持他

1247
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,940
我上班理所当然嗯

1248
00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:29,200
那你你看片

1249
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,580
你没有快乐吗

1250
00:48:30,580 --> 00:48:31,540
你们快乐

1251
00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:35,370
你看什么魔法学院

1252
00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:39,490
那什么意思是怎么说

1253
00:48:39,490 --> 00:48:41,530
建立在物质的基础上的

1254
00:48:41,530 --> 00:48:43,330
虽然我们修习魔法

1255
00:48:43,330 --> 00:48:45,609
但是也不能固步自封啊

1256
00:48:45,609 --> 00:48:48,069
那也不能活在只有蒸汽机的年代

1257
00:48:48,069 --> 00:48:48,789
那成啥了

1258
00:48:48,789 --> 00:48:49,929
蒸汽朋克是吧

1259
00:48:51,129 --> 00:48:54,600
肯定要这个平常的电啊

1260
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:55,260
水啊

1261
00:48:55,260 --> 00:48:55,740
网啊

1262
00:48:55,740 --> 00:48:57,030
这些都保证好

1263
00:48:57,030 --> 00:48:59,070
才能好好学习魔法呀

1264
00:48:59,070 --> 00:49:00,360
哪有人闭关的

1265
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,299
现在老林里修习魔法的每个人

1266
00:49:03,299 --> 00:49:05,819
观众看你不是理所当然

1267
00:49:05,819 --> 00:49:07,799
我看着你快乐而快乐

1268
00:49:07,799 --> 00:49:09,240
我什么时候快乐的

1269
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:11,940
谢谢连杀人的心动盲盒的棉花糖

1270
00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:14,190
或者你应该多感谢支持

1271
00:49:14,190 --> 00:49:15,740
有那么容易

1272
00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:17,180
每周多点灯牌

1273
00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:19,440
那你看我肯定是因为你开心才看

1274
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,640
你看我不开心的

1275
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,340
你不就换了一个人看吗

1276
00:49:23,779 --> 00:49:25,549
曾经最掏心

1277
00:49:25,549 --> 00:49:27,439
所以最开心

1278
00:49:27,439 --> 00:49:31,439
曾经那也不错是吗

1279
00:49:31,439 --> 00:49:33,599
谁家早上十点出门坐牢啊

1280
00:49:33,599 --> 00:49:34,379
去哪儿啊

1281
00:49:34,379 --> 00:49:35,999
早上十点不上班吗

1282
00:49:35,999 --> 00:49:37,930
哦今天是周末

1283
00:49:40,090 --> 00:49:42,250
星期几星期日星期日了

1284
00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:44,680
怎么回事呢

1285
00:49:44,779 --> 00:49:46,639
还真是家主人很赞

1286
00:49:47,959 --> 00:49:50,419
谢谢柳州的37张人气票

1287
00:49:51,439 --> 00:49:52,279
感谢支持

1288
00:49:52,279 --> 00:49:53,530
阿里嘎多

1289
00:49:53,530 --> 00:49:55,939
这人气榜到底有啥用啊

1290
00:49:55,939 --> 00:49:57,979
一次都没上过这玩意儿

1291
00:49:59,359 --> 00:50:00,949
只知道热门主播榜

1292
00:50:00,949 --> 00:50:02,900
不知道人气榜是什么东西

1293
00:50:02,919 --> 00:50:10,640
你是好像今天早上没什么人看的样子啊

1294
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,900
瑞有没

1295
00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:13,820
今天早上大v好像挺多的

1296
00:50:13,820 --> 00:50:15,290
我看到了的话

1297
00:50:15,290 --> 00:50:17,640
随便听一听

1298
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:21,020
现在送礼物有啥活动呀

1299
00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:23,420
我们现在送礼物的活动是心愿

1300
00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:25,480
水晶球减15分钟吧

1301
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,100
上舰长获得音乐

1302
00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:29,080
普通舰长礼物加15分钟

1303
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:32,120
班关上了手机舒服

1304
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:38,060
窝在沙发里相爱没有那么容易

1305
00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:41,780
每个人有他的脾气

1306
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:44,000
我的爱逐梦

1307
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,440
前几名有流量包

1308
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,460
而第一有传送门吧

1309
00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:49,560
第一是不是有传送门啊

1310
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,060
希望我过生日那天可以拿一次传送门看看

1311
00:50:53,060 --> 00:50:55,640
哈哈平常就不错了

1312
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:56,930
平常挺难的

1313
00:50:56,930 --> 00:50:59,420
看看那个能不能有个传送门

1314
00:50:59,420 --> 00:51:02,960
真的明明说有有传送门

1315
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,120
我看有人开过半夜的时候

1316
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:06,620
我看我半夜掉多少船

1317
00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:08,980
之后赶上半夜一点整点

1318
00:51:08,980 --> 00:51:11,920
我看到一个我认识的主播拿了一个传送门

1319
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:12,700
叫什么

1320
00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:14,140
恭喜叉叉

1321
00:51:14,140 --> 00:51:18,050
叉叉获得上小学人气榜榜首啊

1322
00:51:18,050 --> 00:51:21,440
这个点击传送到他的直播间吧

1323
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:22,670
什么什么之类的

1324
00:51:22,670 --> 00:51:26,739
不如平静哪天生日来的

1325
00:51:26,739 --> 00:51:29,710
理论上是过年那一天

1326
00:51:29,710 --> 00:51:31,840
但实际上我们会感谢

1327
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,280
原宝不是在劝劝黑听啊

1328
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:37,560
黑听打游戏啊

1329
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,960
我这边同接一直多

1330
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:44,699
然后这个这个说话的同时说话的人一直少

1331
00:51:44,699 --> 00:51:48,040
我怀疑就是因为大家都在黑天打游戏

1332
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,800
飘屏那个时段第一才有是吗

1333
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,540
我还以为是那个人气榜第一周游呢

1334
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,880
他以为是传送门回来了呢

1335
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,760
搞了半天不是传送门

1336
00:52:01,139 --> 00:52:01,819
hi

1337
00:52:01,819 --> 00:52:02,719
我在坐牢

1338
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:03,740
你在干什么

1339
00:52:03,740 --> 00:52:06,410
这边看直播那边雀雀

1340
00:52:06,410 --> 00:52:07,820
我原来是传送门

1341
00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:09,260
我还以为送任意门呢

1342
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:11,680
传送门是个很老很老的奖励了

1343
00:52:11,799 --> 00:52:14,739
全站第一人送一个啊

1344
00:52:14,739 --> 00:52:18,520
当时那个小时榜还是一个整小时的一个榜啊

1345
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,490
全站第一送一个可以大量引流的

1346
00:52:23,490 --> 00:52:26,490
有点像带电视一样的东西

1347
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:32,350
因为我不想主播在我房间装摄像头了

1348
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:34,240
那肯定要你看v的时候

1349
00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:36,040
要么就坐在电脑前面啊

1350
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,120
现在这个沙发电竞椅里面

1351
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,220
要么就是躺在床上

1352
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,740
最好还是侧躺

1353
00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:44,000
因为你正常的话

1354
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:45,500
你两只手都举起来

1355
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:46,910
两只手都很累的

1356
00:52:46,910 --> 00:52:51,520
你侧躺着之后拿一只手拿着手机

1357
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,590
另一只手猫在被窝里边啊

1358
00:52:53,590 --> 00:52:55,120
这看v很正常呀

1359
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,440
我自己看v都是这种自信的

1360
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,990
坐在电脑前面黑黑

1361
00:52:59,990 --> 00:53:01,500
你在店里面黑什么

1362
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:02,760
好恐怖啊

1363
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,000
侧躺方便干啥

1364
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,100
侧躺那个压力小一点

1365
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:08,930
对手的压力小一点

1366
00:53:08,930 --> 00:53:11,600
但正常的话对颈椎的压力小一点

1367
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:12,520
打个脚

1368
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:16,010
乖乖哎呀

1369
00:53:16,010 --> 00:53:17,510
你在坐公交车

1370
00:53:17,510 --> 00:53:19,400
公交车听得清吗

1371
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,520
我之前刚买了airpods的时候

1372
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,000
去学校带着他回家

1373
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:26,560
公交车上面听歌

1374
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:31,070
然后哎哟感觉听不清啊

1375
00:53:31,070 --> 00:53:32,600
主播猜猜

1376
00:53:36,899 --> 00:53:39,859
在办公室偷偷摸鱼

1377
00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:45,419
哎呦周六现在大家到底是放假还是不放假呀

1378
00:53:45,419 --> 00:53:46,199
签太多

1379
00:53:46,199 --> 00:53:49,060
996的那个传完了

1380
00:53:49,060 --> 00:53:51,340
不知道大家周六到底放不放假一下

1381
00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:54,460
怎么会还是腌制的滚

1382
00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:56,440
流程流畅对啊

1383
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,120
很流畅的好吧

1384
00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:01,620
主播撒娇的时候可能很坎坷

1385
00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:04,370
但是主播骂人绝对很流畅耶

1386
00:54:04,370 --> 00:54:05,600
今天是周日

1387
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,980
放假没起床

1388
00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:08,840
肯定都躺在床上了

1389
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,900
特别的状况

1390
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:14,460
翻滚绝活哥啊

1391
00:54:14,700 --> 00:54:17,130
主播轻飘飘的一句话

1392
00:54:17,130 --> 00:54:19,710
让观众为我发18次身

1393
00:54:19,710 --> 00:54:21,900
叫什么辗转反侧

1394
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:25,720
心里面想的都是我啊

1395
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,160
周日还上班啊

1396
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,660
你是不是在骂我啊

1397
00:54:29,660 --> 00:54:31,100
别骂我好吗

1398
00:54:31,100 --> 00:54:33,660
我做了什么要被你这样攻击

1399
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,750
我没有任何错

1400
00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:38,570
我只是一个想来直播的小女孩而已

1401
00:54:38,570 --> 00:54:40,880
我做了什么要被这样攻击啊

1402
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:41,780
我想下次相遇

1403
00:54:41,780 --> 00:54:45,400
空银提拉米苏还是黑森林

1404
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,810
黑森林好吃吧

1405
00:54:46,810 --> 00:54:51,480
我觉得黑这里好吃是有提拉米说

1406
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,840
我其实有点受不了那个酒劲饼干的味道

1407
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:59,970
我始终觉得真正的蛋糕还得是戚风蛋糕

1408
00:54:59,970 --> 00:55:02,370
点什么海绵蛋糕呀

1409
00:55:02,370 --> 00:55:03,630
慕斯蛋糕呀

1410
00:55:03,630 --> 00:55:08,930
冰淇淋蛋糕呀啊这些这些黄油加饼干碎啊

1411
00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,980
朗姆酒浸手指饼啊

1412
00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:14,859
这种类型的蛋糕底的话

1413
00:55:14,859 --> 00:55:16,269
终究都是异端

1414
00:55:16,269 --> 00:55:22,670
必须得先那种戚风蛋糕才可以整整好好的

1415
00:55:22,670 --> 00:55:24,710
我拍下路人

1416
00:55:24,710 --> 00:55:26,930
真正的蛋糕还得是带水果

1417
00:55:26,930 --> 00:55:28,130
人家是老男人吧

1418
00:55:28,130 --> 00:55:33,919
柳州那种弄一个金色的会反光的花体字

1419
00:55:33,919 --> 00:55:34,759
生日快乐

1420
00:55:34,759 --> 00:55:37,920
架在上面挤一圈奶油

1421
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:39,540
然后上面放芒果

1422
00:55:39,540 --> 00:55:40,590
下面放草莓

1423
00:55:40,590 --> 00:55:41,910
左边放猕猴桃

1424
00:55:41,910 --> 00:55:43,420
右边放樱桃

1425
00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:45,460
这种这种老式水果蛋糕

1426
00:55:45,460 --> 00:55:49,420
最好在中间再挤点那个像妙脆角一样的

1427
00:55:49,420 --> 00:55:50,920
奶油花一样的东西

1428
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,480
你是不是吃这个了

1429
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,610
吃这个长大的是吧

1430
00:55:54,610 --> 00:55:58,960
今天在三体吧热门贴看到烟人热评了耶

1431
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:02,080
米娅米娅是我爹发布了一条波啊是吧

1432
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,600
蛋糕不就是这样的吗

1433
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,310
我老男人知道了

1434
00:56:07,310 --> 00:56:08,150
你怎么知道

1435
00:56:08,150 --> 00:56:10,010
因为我小的时候都是吃那种的

1436
00:56:10,010 --> 00:56:11,520
现在哪有这样的

1437
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,840
不带奶油

1438
00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:13,860
白板草莓

1439
00:56:13,860 --> 00:56:16,000
这不是日系的那种蛋糕吗

1440
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:19,690
经典百变小樱里面的那个草莓蛋糕

1441
00:56:19,690 --> 00:56:23,440
小可喜欢吃的那个啊不对

1442
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,500
那个那个那个会飞的黄色的小耗子

1443
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:29,140
是不是叫小可来着坏了

1444
00:56:29,140 --> 00:56:31,660
我现在一想到小可只能想到小可

1445
00:56:31,660 --> 00:56:33,040
学妹只能想到可宝

1446
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:36,720
我想不到想不到那个会飞的小耗子

1447
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,640
红丝绒蛋糕有点酸吧

1448
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,569
燕子想吃什么样的

1449
00:56:44,749 --> 00:56:48,150
每一刻都是相拥

1450
00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:53,020
每一张照片不要带水果夹心吧

1451
00:56:53,020 --> 00:56:54,100
水果夹心不好吃

1452
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,120
摆在上面还可以

1453
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,740
但夹心不少

1454
00:56:56,740 --> 00:56:57,820
夹心的话

1455
00:56:57,820 --> 00:57:01,600
尤其是特别热门的什么芒果呀之类的

1456
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,760
甚至还有火龙果的这个夹心

1457
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:06,810
他水果很容易出水的

1458
00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:09,420
就把那个蛋糕底都泡了

1459
00:57:09,420 --> 00:57:11,220
吃起来口感就没那么好了

1460
00:57:11,220 --> 00:57:13,680
你弟弟给你做的都是这种

1461
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,120
因为我不喜欢奶油

1462
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,380
我也不喜欢

1463
00:57:16,380 --> 00:57:20,279
我以前会在店面包店买那种蛋糕边

1464
00:57:20,279 --> 00:57:22,739
是祝他们烤完蛋糕之后

1465
00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:27,980
拿模具切下来一块圆的边上的那种杂料

1466
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,020
在张国立要下班的时候

1467
00:57:30,020 --> 00:57:32,060
他会卖那种一包一包的

1468
00:57:32,060 --> 00:57:34,490
拿塑料透明塑料袋包着的

1469
00:57:34,490 --> 00:57:36,290
有的时候路过蛋糕店

1470
00:57:36,290 --> 00:57:37,970
我都会专门买一包回去

1471
00:57:37,970 --> 00:57:39,950
我觉得那个蛋糕边边好吃

1472
00:57:39,950 --> 00:57:41,650
而且很便宜诶

1473
00:57:41,650 --> 00:57:43,090
买片子对

1474
00:57:43,090 --> 00:57:44,110
就这种啊

1475
00:57:44,110 --> 00:57:45,910
小城市有吧

1476
00:57:45,910 --> 00:57:46,930
中午好

1477
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:47,880
夜明谢

1478
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:50,540
真真啃

1479
00:57:50,540 --> 00:57:51,200
有点干

1480
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:53,300
得配牛奶才香

1481
00:57:55,620 --> 00:57:57,740
奶油的话我以前也不吃

1482
00:57:57,740 --> 00:57:59,990
后面我发现我是不吃植物奶油

1483
00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:03,420
植物奶油做造型的那种腻腻歪歪的

1484
00:58:03,420 --> 00:58:09,280
像吃了一大口化不开的那种巧克力糊

1485
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,620
在上牙膛上那个口感很诡异的

1486
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:13,340
动物奶的话还好

1487
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:15,400
牌子好的话还好

1488
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:17,940
比较噎人

1489
00:58:19,140 --> 00:58:20,280
瑞士卷是什么

1490
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,460
你们知道有有那个什么现在减肥很火的

1491
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:24,780
为什么减肥很火呢

1492
00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:29,599
我一直不懂减肥很火的那种欧包或者什么呃

1493
00:58:29,599 --> 00:58:34,240
低卡低脂低糖的那个虎皮蛋糕

1494
00:58:34,259 --> 00:58:37,079
其实就是一个很薄的蛋糕卷

1495
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:40,760
卷的里面的那种什么紫米

1496
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,140
什么芋泥

1497
00:58:42,140 --> 00:58:43,790
什么什么肉松

1498
00:58:43,790 --> 00:58:46,640
什么什么奶酪之类的

1499
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:51,560
为什么这个东西会被归类到减肥食品里面啊

1500
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,420
这看着就很腻啊

1501
00:58:53,420 --> 00:58:56,240
比甜品还甜品

1502
00:58:56,910 --> 00:58:58,830
为什么会有这种东西呢

1503
00:58:58,830 --> 00:58:59,610
很奇怪

1504
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:04,840
吃饭没味儿

1505
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,540
不想吃好吃的对吧

1506
00:59:06,540 --> 00:59:08,550
欧包减肥就是扯淡

1507
00:59:08,550 --> 00:59:10,260
加上低糖骗自己

1508
00:59:10,260 --> 00:59:12,060
是我也觉得是骗子节啊

1509
00:59:12,060 --> 00:59:15,710
跟吃炸鸡还是要弄一个那个代糖

1510
00:59:15,710 --> 00:59:17,630
加入甜辣酱里面有啥差别

1511
00:59:17,630 --> 00:59:18,950
没什么差别

1512
00:59:18,950 --> 00:59:20,720
没说就是零卡

1513
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:23,879
怎么没直接吃肉和水果

1514
00:59:23,879 --> 00:59:25,740
没标就是无糖

1515
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,300
哎真的会有这种人

1516
00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:32,920
但真的会有这种很多那个很多馅料的那种

1517
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:33,790
一个大卷

1518
00:59:33,790 --> 00:59:35,080
然后你就吃它

1519
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,700
吃它之后就觉得很难受

1520
00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:37,510
你知道吧

1521
00:59:37,510 --> 00:59:39,700
喝冰可乐减肥

1522
00:59:40,399 --> 00:59:43,239
喝可乐能减肥肯定不可能的呀

1523
00:59:43,239 --> 00:59:44,679
无糖都不可能

1524
00:59:44,679 --> 00:59:48,760
别别骗自己骗我可以别骗自己

1525
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:53,970
那你现在怎么怎么回事呢

1526
00:59:53,970 --> 00:59:55,260
怎么回事呢

1527
00:59:55,260 --> 00:59:56,280
我也不太清楚

1528
00:59:56,280 --> 01:00:01,159
柳州主播好像没有关心过

1529
01:00:01,159 --> 01:00:02,779
就那几天生病的时候

1530
01:00:02,779 --> 01:00:05,179
没有太关心过体重的问题

1531
01:00:05,179 --> 01:00:09,180
没有看过这个表到底变的是多还是少

1532
01:00:09,180 --> 01:00:10,800
因为那天爬不起来

1533
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:13,699
基本上歇着就睡觉醒了

1534
01:00:13,699 --> 01:00:17,180
就那啥冰可乐肯定是负热量啊

1535
01:00:17,180 --> 01:00:18,800
喝起来冰冰凉凉的

1536
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,240
把冰加满

1537
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,190
再加点柠檬是吧

1538
01:00:22,190 --> 01:00:24,000
喝这玩意不得瘦死

1539
01:00:25,180 --> 01:00:27,440
喝这不得瘦死啊

1540
01:00:27,740 --> 01:00:30,290
我无意中上蹭蹭了一下

1541
01:00:30,290 --> 01:00:31,070
怎么了

1542
01:00:31,070 --> 01:00:32,000
你不信了

1543
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,140
扬了你平时还饿

1544
01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:34,340
我倒是不饿吧

1545
01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:36,730
我只是很累

1546
01:00:36,730 --> 01:00:38,080
太累了

1547
01:00:40,060 --> 01:00:42,670
主播不会回回回了吧

1548
01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:45,460
我这次可能

1549
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:51,040
感觉最近有一点点

1550
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:55,540
才发现掉体重了都可以掉捏

1551
01:00:55,540 --> 01:00:57,160
说错了就不咬你

1552
01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:57,900
怎么啦

1553
01:00:58,939 --> 01:01:05,880
落花刻下一寸一寸干饭猪

1554
01:01:07,979 --> 01:01:12,280
小宝贝猪小宝贝呢

1555
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,340
家人们给我发说那个什么

1556
01:01:17,380 --> 01:01:18,600
这段时间

1557
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:25,190
加拿大现在就是从国内飞的飞机

1558
01:01:25,190 --> 01:01:26,840
飞到加拿大这边的话

1559
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:31,259
需要在国内做一个两天的核酸证明

1560
01:01:31,259 --> 01:01:33,420
证明是阴性才可以

1561
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,840
以前是回去的时候各种限制

1562
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,450
现在是回来的时候各种限制

1563
01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:41,980
感觉有点好麻烦

1564
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:43,840
早上好

1565
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:46,880
黄少林有1年

1566
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,620
这下真紫色肥猫

1567
01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:50,210
有看看小飞猪

1568
01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:51,200
我真服了

1569
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,660
长胖点就小飞猪小飞猪了

1570
01:01:53,730 --> 01:01:55,460
结婚没来了

1571
01:01:55,460 --> 01:01:56,600
你看我理他吗

1572
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:57,630
我不理他

1573
01:01:57,630 --> 01:01:59,040
真正的暴力

1574
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,770
暴力到了极致就是冷暴力

1575
01:02:01,770 --> 01:02:02,790
他不理他

1576
01:02:02,790 --> 01:02:05,400
他的精神就会受到很大的伤害

1577
01:02:05,839 --> 01:02:08,239
所以给我骂他一顿

1578
01:02:08,239 --> 01:02:13,380
他自己乐颠颠的切个自用要强多了对吧

1579
01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:15,960
不理他就是最大的伤害呢

1580
01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:19,000
想去加拿大是不是得先办个签证

1581
01:02:19,959 --> 01:02:20,639
是的

1582
01:02:23,399 --> 01:02:28,519
好像是你看现在旅游签还能生下来吗

1583
01:02:28,519 --> 01:02:29,179
我不知道

1584
01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:29,959
学签的话

1585
01:02:29,959 --> 01:02:33,180
好像是正常的旅游签不太清楚捏

1586
01:02:41,300 --> 01:02:42,400
澄清一下

1587
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,080
自用不是我签的

1588
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:46,150
那万一你以后再签呢

1589
01:02:46,150 --> 01:02:48,160
你以后你以前不切

1590
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:49,800
不代表以后不签

1591
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,240
万一哪天主播骂你

1592
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:52,960
骂的卧槽

1593
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:53,920
被搏杀了

1594
01:02:54,379 --> 01:02:57,479
哈哈哈啊

1595
01:02:57,479 --> 01:02:59,009
怎么打个大乱斗

1596
01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:01,979
怎么天天碰到难得有票力的呀

1597
01:03:01,979 --> 01:03:03,140
我受不了了

1598
01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:04,160
我受不了了

1599
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:05,540
我重开了

1600
01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:06,560
我等下哎呦

1601
01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:08,430
我受不了

1602
01:03:08,430 --> 01:03:10,410
自幼哪里有自由

1603
01:03:10,410 --> 01:03:13,180
可是好久没有人欠我的自由了

1604
01:03:13,180 --> 01:03:14,560
对面好狠啊

1605
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:17,140
风吹走受到打击

1606
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,980
你的刘谦好像没下来

1607
01:03:20,980 --> 01:03:22,840
就是这个期间

1608
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:28,480
这2年这3年期间把国际旅游都很难批签的

1609
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,390
我可以选择不打

1610
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:32,170
请表演面提个神

1611
01:03:32,170 --> 01:03:33,010
提个神仙

1612
01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:33,850
不太会说话

1613
01:03:33,850 --> 01:03:34,510
对不对

1614
01:03:36,190 --> 01:03:38,779
这两天就觉得那什么主播要重开

1615
01:03:38,779 --> 01:03:43,460
引点新的油腻落叶汽笛声通知恋哎

1616
01:03:43,460 --> 01:03:44,300
那叫什么

1617
01:03:44,300 --> 01:03:46,040
不是有一个小作文吗

1618
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,450
那叫什么来着啊

1619
01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:53,300
这个为什么我我我把猫猫引来了什么

1620
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:57,950
这个看着他坐在炉火旁跟猫猫欢笑

1621
01:03:57,950 --> 01:03:59,700
什么之类的

1622
01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:00,660
懂吧

1623
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,220
怎么有周一周同传溜了

1624
01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:07,740
你看主播在这边说对面好狠

1625
01:04:07,740 --> 01:04:09,000
这么下面有人在翻译

1626
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,500
主播说要重看一遍

1627
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:11,640
79米的了吗

1628
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,540
好尖锐呀

1629
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:16,740
还重开呢

1630
01:04:16,740 --> 01:04:19,320
没有重开的勇气啊

1631
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:24,240
大家这玩意儿虚拟的人生难道就不是人生吗

1632
01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:27,360
随着你越长越大

1633
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,370
随着你认识的人越来越多

1634
01:04:29,370 --> 01:04:31,740
随着你取得的成绩越来越好

1635
01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:34,240
随着你的牵绊越来越放不下

1636
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:36,940
你就越来越不想重开啊

1637
01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:38,860
你每次觉得自己很不厉害

1638
01:04:38,860 --> 01:04:41,520
要不重开试试吧之类的的时候

1639
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,980
你就会想到这世界上还有关心你的人

1640
01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:45,480
还有喜欢你的人

1641
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,220
虽然可能多可能少

1642
01:04:47,220 --> 01:04:49,140
你还有一些牵挂的事情

1643
01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:50,960
你还有一些放不下的东西

1644
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:53,660
你还有一些需要珍惜的事情啊

1645
01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:54,380
你懂吧

1646
01:04:54,380 --> 01:05:00,020
早啊泡面欢乐泡面面找骗不到了

1647
01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:01,260
我选择转身

1648
01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,400
那不是那啥

1649
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,400
就很多时候你在真正的社会里

1650
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:09,240
你也永远都做不到最厉害的那一档

1651
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:14,120
但是这不是你就轻言放弃的理由了对吧

1652
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,260
早啊晚上好

1653
01:05:16,260 --> 01:05:18,619
哈哈哈晚上好

1654
01:05:18,619 --> 01:05:21,019
还有想看我乐子的人

1655
01:05:21,019 --> 01:05:23,860
那更得证明给想看我乐子的人啊

1656
01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:26,830
老子这一辈子怎么说

1657
01:05:26,830 --> 01:05:30,240
全身上下最硬的就是嘴哈哈

1658
01:05:30,620 --> 01:05:33,620
老子这辈子全身上下最硬的就是嘴

1659
01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:35,420
还有死要面子

1660
01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:39,420
我绝对不会给想看我乐子的人机会的

1661
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,440
所以才要才想一直变得越来越厉害

1662
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,360
所以才不能接受自己的失败

1663
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,520
因为我知道肯定会有人等着看你的乐子

1664
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,360
我就接受不了

1665
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:50,980
就这个

1666
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,710
但如果你变得很厉害的话

1667
01:05:53,710 --> 01:05:57,130
就所有人他都这都不会去看你的乐子人

1668
01:05:57,130 --> 01:05:57,970
你知道吗

1669
01:05:57,970 --> 01:06:00,260
敏烟一生不弱于人

1670
01:06:01,220 --> 01:06:02,320
就这种啊

1671
01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:03,420
你懂吗

1672
01:06:03,879 --> 01:06:08,919
我的号有个人前前后后转生七八次

1673
01:06:08,919 --> 01:06:09,699
真多呀

1674
01:06:09,699 --> 01:06:11,460
一样

1675
01:06:11,460 --> 01:06:13,860
感觉身份认同有点那什么

1676
01:06:13,860 --> 01:06:15,600
每次播一个月就毕业了

1677
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:16,580
为什么呀

1678
01:06:16,580 --> 01:06:17,600
为什么呀

1679
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:20,790
是是他觉得起步不够好吗

1680
01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:22,110
下辈子会更好

1681
01:06:23,670 --> 01:06:24,510
是这样吗

1682
01:06:25,530 --> 01:06:26,430
怪怪的

1683
01:06:26,430 --> 01:06:28,740
再厉害也会有人等着看乐子的

1684
01:06:28,740 --> 01:06:30,150
墙倒众人推

1685
01:06:30,150 --> 01:06:33,570
我知道我知道墙倒众人推

1686
01:06:33,570 --> 01:06:35,180
那只要你不倒

1687
01:06:35,180 --> 01:06:36,260
就没人推得动

1688
01:06:36,260 --> 01:06:37,400
那你知道吧

1689
01:06:38,780 --> 01:06:40,100
他用的是免费皮

1690
01:06:40,100 --> 01:06:41,240
免费皮很正常

1691
01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:44,660
免费比很正常什么

1692
01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:46,400
我敏妍一生全是光明

1693
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:46,940
磊落不行

1694
01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:49,160
这句话这句话没有底气说呀

1695
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:50,560
美颜米娅米娅

1696
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,660
不能说自己没有做过错事

1697
01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:53,680
还是有的

1698
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:55,540
肯定是有做过错事的

1699
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,660
因为这个东西就相当于

1700
01:06:57,660 --> 01:07:01,670
把一个跟你朝夕相处的人的一生啊

1701
01:07:01,670 --> 01:07:04,010
生活在现实社会里的人的一生

1702
01:07:04,010 --> 01:07:05,600
拿出来放在几百人

1703
01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:07,920
几千人面前评价对错

1704
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,990
这个东西本身很多时候就是很主观的

1705
01:07:10,990 --> 01:07:13,810
你怎么可能在几千人的评价之下

1706
01:07:13,810 --> 01:07:16,330
然后你还没有做过一件错事是不可能的

1707
01:07:16,330 --> 01:07:17,660
哪有这样的人啊

1708
01:07:17,660 --> 01:07:18,620
你不敢说

1709
01:07:18,620 --> 01:07:19,460
我敢说

1710
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:20,750
你别别贷款

1711
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,630
别贷款吹我贷款吹切割了

1712
01:07:23,630 --> 01:07:24,560
有人贷款吹

1713
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:25,880
我受不了了

1714
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:28,340
倒不如说绵绵啊

1715
01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:29,990
医生都在做错事

1716
01:07:29,990 --> 01:07:32,600
然后这个就会有人说啊

1717
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:35,600
这个什么绵绵还是做对了一些事情的

1718
01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,250
这样的话就是大家对我的期待不高

1719
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:40,590
之后就会很很那个啥

1720
01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:43,140
唉哟懂吧

1721
01:07:43,140 --> 01:07:45,689
这就是感觉来感觉了

1722
01:07:45,689 --> 01:07:46,829
一粉顶十黑

1723
01:07:46,829 --> 01:07:49,260
对这一厨顶十黑呀

1724
01:07:49,260 --> 01:07:50,340
真厨啊

1725
01:07:50,340 --> 01:07:51,180
太粗了

1726
01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:55,510
主播有黑泥吗

1727
01:07:55,510 --> 01:07:56,800
我有黑泥

1728
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:00,520
我也不会放到公共平台上面去吐的

1729
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,220
我还有黑你

1730
01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:04,260
我也不会放公共平台上吐的

1731
01:08:04,260 --> 01:08:05,340
有好多人不

1732
01:08:05,340 --> 01:08:10,220
都是被人家发现在公共平台上面的小号之后

1733
01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:11,660
发现了另一个她

1734
01:08:11,660 --> 01:08:13,490
然后夸夸就塌房了

1735
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:17,030
你就不能找一个就是靠得住的朋友

1736
01:08:17,030 --> 01:08:19,819
或者完全不接触你这行业的朋友

1737
01:08:19,819 --> 01:08:22,339
去跟人家吐槽一下之类的

1738
01:08:22,339 --> 01:08:25,809
或者你干脆找现实里面的关系去吐槽一下

1739
01:08:25,809 --> 01:08:27,849
你不要在网上留下痕迹啊

1740
01:08:27,849 --> 01:08:29,859
你在网上框框的留下痕迹

1741
01:08:29,859 --> 01:08:31,869
你再开个小号打拳

1742
01:08:31,869 --> 01:08:35,879
你在上个推特在骂骂骂骂观众之类的

1743
01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:37,079
你是憋不住啊

1744
01:08:37,079 --> 01:08:37,679
你是怎么

1745
01:08:37,679 --> 01:08:39,980
你是你是这是什么品

1746
01:08:39,980 --> 01:08:41,979
什么急什么不进是吧

1747
01:08:41,979 --> 01:08:43,299
你是不是憋不住

1748
01:08:43,299 --> 01:08:45,639
就去看看心理问题吧

1749
01:08:45,639 --> 01:08:48,410
真的比生理问题还严重呢

1750
01:08:48,410 --> 01:08:51,759
就有些话憋着憋着也就憋住了

1751
01:08:51,759 --> 01:08:52,479
你知道吧

1752
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:53,739
主播流程很熟

1753
01:08:53,739 --> 01:08:55,740
见太多这么死的了

1754
01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:57,480
好多这么细的呀

1755
01:08:57,480 --> 01:09:00,619
还有人靠小号反打了

1756
01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:03,229
你靠小号反打不是一张好牌

1757
01:09:03,229 --> 01:09:05,269
你这小号要都是黑泥

1758
01:09:05,269 --> 01:09:06,420
大家就会说啊

1759
01:09:06,420 --> 01:09:08,140
他这个人心里就是这么严

1760
01:09:08,140 --> 01:09:09,880
但你这小号又都是什么

1761
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:10,960
我要继续坚持

1762
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,700
我太喜欢大家了之类的

1763
01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:13,700
就有人会说啊

1764
01:09:13,700 --> 01:09:14,660
好做作呀

1765
01:09:14,660 --> 01:09:15,680
怎么会有人开小号

1766
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:16,940
还在说这些东西呢

1767
01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:18,750
这肯定是演的哇

1768
01:09:18,750 --> 01:09:20,190
好心机深沉的女人

1769
01:09:20,190 --> 01:09:21,809
她好久之前就在布局了

1770
01:09:21,809 --> 01:09:23,789
哎呦就是都是演给大家看的

1771
01:09:23,789 --> 01:09:24,989
他的一切都很假

1772
01:09:24,989 --> 01:09:26,030
你知道吧

1773
01:09:26,030 --> 01:09:28,910
哎呦我不知道

1774
01:09:28,910 --> 01:09:30,170
你别在我这讲

1775
01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:32,510
我不知道我不认识柳州什么呀

1776
01:09:32,510 --> 01:09:33,470
你在说什么

1777
01:09:33,470 --> 01:09:36,019
不知道黑泥是什么

1778
01:09:36,019 --> 01:09:38,299
就是负能量就是负能量

1779
01:09:38,299 --> 01:09:39,259
欢迎热爱

1780
01:09:39,259 --> 01:09:40,800
欢迎枫叶尚未落

1781
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:42,220
我不知道呀

1782
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:44,380
你别别在我这对号入座

1783
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:46,309
我只是说有这么一种现象

1784
01:09:46,309 --> 01:09:48,829
这世界上圈子不就皮套人圈子的

1785
01:09:48,829 --> 01:09:52,129
还有好多别的圈子呢

1786
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:54,100
还有好多别的圈子呢

1787
01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:55,730
能不能别尬黑啊

1788
01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:58,550
大家的发散只代表大家自己

1789
01:09:58,550 --> 01:10:03,000
不代表我不代表我主播是哪p嘛

1790
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,350
什么是奶p啊

1791
01:10:05,850 --> 01:10:08,160
娇娇软软喝奶打嗝

1792
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:09,450
非常可爱的

1793
01:10:09,450 --> 01:10:11,490
在女通讯录里面呃

1794
01:10:11,490 --> 01:10:15,030
这个处于被动一方的这个叫奶批

1795
01:10:15,030 --> 01:10:16,299
是这个意思吗

1796
01:10:17,179 --> 01:10:20,079
建议从100粉开始倾泻攻击性

1797
01:10:20,079 --> 01:10:21,369
直到几10万粉

1798
01:10:21,369 --> 01:10:22,359
真的吗

1799
01:10:22,359 --> 01:10:23,870
不太好吧

1800
01:10:25,350 --> 01:10:26,840
主播很懒的

1801
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:27,620
你知道吗

1802
01:10:27,620 --> 01:10:29,600
主播主播是很懒的

1803
01:10:30,540 --> 01:10:31,760
主播是很懒的

1804
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:32,450
一个人

1805
01:10:32,450 --> 01:10:34,940
就是骂人有点太消耗脑子

1806
01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:36,260
太消耗精力了

1807
01:10:36,260 --> 01:10:37,460
我就不想骂

1808
01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:40,720
那么但如果你不过脑子骂出来的话吧

1809
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:41,710
又没有水平

1810
01:10:41,710 --> 01:10:44,140
就是很单纯的情绪的宣泄

1811
01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:46,390
你就会在这边念念叨叨着

1812
01:10:46,390 --> 01:10:50,350
哎什么就是往人家族谱上的招呼

1813
01:10:50,350 --> 01:10:53,090
族谱两夜三夜夜夜想念

1814
01:10:53,090 --> 01:10:53,990
你就上手

1815
01:10:53,990 --> 01:10:55,430
夸夸撕人家户口本

1816
01:10:55,430 --> 01:10:57,680
夸夸思人家族谱对吧

1817
01:10:57,740 --> 01:11:01,740
然后要再狠点往人家这个坟场里面去招呼

1818
01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:03,600
那无非就是这些嘛

1819
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:04,830
在世的亲属

1820
01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:05,940
去世的亲属

1821
01:11:05,940 --> 01:11:08,160
那这种话就很很不过脑子

1822
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:08,940
你知道吧

1823
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:10,700
懂吧没意思

1824
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,860
什么只要始终如一的

1825
01:11:14,860 --> 01:11:16,960
每天早上起来给空气两拳

1826
01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:17,740
不为了别的

1827
01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:23,209
就为了干这个世界就没有人敢惹你怎么办

1828
01:11:23,249 --> 01:11:25,119
直是支持什么呀

1829
01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:26,439
那不是奶批吗

1830
01:11:26,439 --> 01:11:29,019
什么李豆沙雪会就是奶瓶

1831
01:11:29,019 --> 01:11:31,179
学会还是奶批啊

1832
01:11:31,179 --> 01:11:34,129
你们对奶批是不是有什么有什么误解啊

1833
01:11:34,129 --> 01:11:39,020
我以为是那种喝了奶之后把打奶嗝的吃个桃桃

1834
01:11:39,020 --> 01:11:39,800
好凉凉的

1835
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:41,000
那叫奶批呢

1836
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,020
学会是奶批

1837
01:11:42,020 --> 01:11:45,570
真是真是颠覆了我对于奶批的误解

1838
01:11:45,610 --> 01:11:48,660
需要平等的憎恨每一个炎炎人

1839
01:11:48,980 --> 01:11:51,740
那到底是你有病还是我有病呢

1840
01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:54,680
你想想主播没什么事的时候

1841
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,290
大家跟主播聊天

1842
01:11:56,290 --> 01:11:58,120
主播伤心难过的时候

1843
01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,430
大家安慰主播主播开心的时候

1844
01:12:00,430 --> 01:12:01,710
大家在边上鼓掌

1845
01:12:01,710 --> 01:12:03,390
主播唱歌的时候呢

1846
01:12:03,390 --> 01:12:04,470
有人捧场

1847
01:12:04,470 --> 01:12:06,450
主播分享生活的时候呢

1848
01:12:06,450 --> 01:12:08,640
还有人认真的当个事去听

1849
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:11,280
而不是发了一大堆之后回我一个哦

1850
01:12:11,420 --> 01:12:14,900
然后还能大家大家还有时候请我吃点饭

1851
01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:16,160
有时候给我加点班

1852
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:17,600
有时候跟我闹着玩

1853
01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:18,940
有时候顶个球

1854
01:12:19,570 --> 01:12:22,989
然后这个这个主播主播猛兽

1855
01:12:22,989 --> 01:12:23,889
大家照顾我

1856
01:12:23,889 --> 01:12:26,109
还平等的憎恨每一个照顾我的人

1857
01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:28,300
那到底是你有病还是我有病啊

1858
01:12:28,300 --> 01:12:29,680
你对我这么好

1859
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:30,820
我还恨你

1860
01:12:30,820 --> 01:12:32,140
我是不是神经有病

1861
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,290
我应该去看看心理医生好吧

1862
01:12:36,010 --> 01:12:37,890
学会还是蛮奶的

1863
01:12:37,890 --> 01:12:38,130
感觉

1864
01:12:38,130 --> 01:12:38,850
不如我奶

1865
01:12:38,850 --> 01:12:41,010
还是还是我还是我奶

1866
01:12:41,010 --> 01:12:42,690
还是我醉奶了

1867
01:12:49,180 --> 01:12:51,120
欢迎找我的狼主播

1868
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:52,920
你说的这些我都做不到

1869
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:53,580
没关系

1870
01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:54,960
有别人帮你做到了

1871
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:56,900
一人一直都是一个整体

1872
01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:57,800
你做不到的

1873
01:12:57,800 --> 01:12:59,390
有别人帮你做到了

1874
01:12:59,390 --> 01:13:02,620
所以这个这个好感动啊

1875
01:13:02,620 --> 01:13:04,420
只要你带着恋人的牌子

1876
01:13:04,420 --> 01:13:07,220
我们的好感度都在平均值以上好吧

1877
01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:08,720
你只会跟我抬杠

1878
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,160
那我假装看不见呗

1879
01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:11,049
那咋办

1880
01:13:11,049 --> 01:13:13,929
人生在世又不能所有事情都顺义

1881
01:13:13,929 --> 01:13:17,180
那要求你再给我上个舰长

1882
01:13:17,180 --> 01:13:19,720
然后打s跟我抬杠啊

1883
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:20,620
你打不过我

1884
01:13:20,620 --> 01:13:22,750
你就框框打红c叫我闭嘴

1885
01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:24,990
那那很困难的好吧

1886
01:13:24,990 --> 01:13:26,560
燕来背负

1887
01:13:28,980 --> 01:13:30,380
人家158

1888
01:13:30,380 --> 01:13:31,880
你也158吗

1889
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:33,020
什么158呀

1890
01:13:33,020 --> 01:13:34,400
我159.5呢

1891
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,060
错误的

1892
01:13:35,060 --> 01:13:36,140
你是烦人精了

1893
01:13:36,140 --> 01:13:39,039
那你那你找烦人精点歌

1894
01:13:39,039 --> 01:13:41,469
甜甜圈都像

1895
01:13:41,469 --> 01:13:43,239
ok走吧

1896
01:13:45,339 --> 01:13:46,980
不想困了

1897
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,700
看看我们今天的欠债

1898
01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:54,180
还剩半个小时

1899
01:13:55,059 --> 01:13:56,759
简简单单唉哟

1900
01:13:59,159 --> 01:14:00,730
今天轻松拿下

1901
01:14:00,730 --> 01:14:03,130
卧槽人家的电池是怎么卡的

1902
01:14:03,130 --> 01:14:04,870
2222是吧

1903
01:14:04,870 --> 01:14:07,290
绷不住了哈哈哈

1904
01:14:07,290 --> 01:14:08,040
绷不住了

1905
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:10,260
这什么电蜘蛛

1906
01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:13,500
有老头投降投降

1907
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:14,220
有老头

1908
01:14:14,220 --> 01:14:14,910
卧槽

1909
01:14:14,910 --> 01:14:15,930
我受不了了

1910
01:14:15,930 --> 01:14:17,070
今儿就半小时了

1911
01:14:17,070 --> 01:14:18,060
今儿没加班

1912
01:14:18,060 --> 01:14:20,340
泡面今天没加班嗯

1913
01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:24,000
在没反转之前

1914
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,460
暂时是半个小时

1915
01:14:26,820 --> 01:14:30,220
这什么什么打法呀

1916
01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:33,940
哎呦大航海22人高能榜

1917
01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:35,800
总电池22222

1918
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,780
这怎么打的啊

1919
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:41,520
怪怪的

1920
01:14:42,840 --> 01:14:45,260
主播大乱斗一般都很难进

1921
01:14:45,260 --> 01:14:46,340
人也没事没事

1922
01:14:46,340 --> 01:14:48,620
主播有六边形的战士的

1923
01:14:48,620 --> 01:14:52,540
就是这直播间但凡有点开心的事

1924
01:14:52,540 --> 01:14:54,040
我就能乐呵一整天

1925
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:56,460
比如说啊有新观众关注我了

1926
01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:57,780
有新观众给我上船了

1927
01:14:57,780 --> 01:14:59,490
有新观众给我上提督了

1928
01:14:59,490 --> 01:15:01,350
有些观众给我加班了

1929
01:15:01,350 --> 01:15:03,030
有老观众给我回来了

1930
01:15:03,030 --> 01:15:04,770
有老观众给我上电视班了

1931
01:15:04,770 --> 01:15:06,840
有老观众我减班了啊

1932
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,520
我们粉丝人数变多了

1933
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:09,480
同阶变多了

1934
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:11,080
弹幕速度变快了

1935
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:12,340
今天话题不错

1936
01:15:12,340 --> 01:15:14,290
自我满足一下啊

1937
01:15:14,290 --> 01:15:16,840
这个大乱斗只是其中的一部分啊

1938
01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:20,720
就所有的东西都感觉没有什么能赢的

1939
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:21,260
点的时候

1940
01:15:21,260 --> 01:15:22,550
主播很阿q的

1941
01:15:22,550 --> 01:15:24,710
所有东西都赢不了的时候

1942
01:15:24,710 --> 01:15:28,880
哎呦主播才会躲在角落里面长蘑菇

1943
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:31,640
那个时候就没有人能拉出来我了

1944
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,140
我很阿q的主播

1945
01:15:35,140 --> 01:15:36,460
什么时候重返250

1946
01:15:36,460 --> 01:15:37,120
我不知道

1947
01:15:37,120 --> 01:15:40,650
哎呀谢谢百合铃的关注

1948
01:15:40,650 --> 01:15:42,330
你们顶碗人都是很好很好

1949
01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:43,290
日后的你啊

1950
01:15:43,290 --> 01:15:45,520
丽嘎豆主播

1951
01:15:45,520 --> 01:15:48,460
我今天300多刀抢的林俊杰票

1952
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:49,180
抢到什么

1953
01:15:49,180 --> 01:15:51,950
有林俊杰算了

1954
01:15:51,950 --> 01:15:53,150
你都去看了

1955
01:15:53,150 --> 01:15:54,650
那我不能去看了

1956
01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:57,710
万一被你发现了怎么办

1957
01:15:57,879 --> 01:15:59,979
万11000那个什么你买的票

1958
01:15:59,979 --> 01:16:01,329
然后我也抢了一张票

1959
01:16:01,329 --> 01:16:03,639
之后之后你就坐在我边上

1960
01:16:03,639 --> 01:16:05,750
你看我那个什么

1961
01:16:05,750 --> 01:16:10,530
你看边上小女孩的那个手机桌面

1962
01:16:10,530 --> 01:16:12,510
是一个很眼熟的形象

1963
01:16:12,510 --> 01:16:13,350
一个紫毛

1964
01:16:13,350 --> 01:16:14,100
一个大猫

1965
01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:15,469
怎么回事呢

1966
01:16:15,469 --> 01:16:16,549
他一看时间

1967
01:16:16,549 --> 01:16:18,019
你就盯着他的手机

1968
01:16:18,019 --> 01:16:18,409
哎

1969
01:16:18,409 --> 01:16:19,849
你最后发现这人是米呀

1970
01:16:19,849 --> 01:16:20,209
米呀

1971
01:16:20,209 --> 01:16:22,100
好可怕呀好可怕

1972
01:16:22,100 --> 01:16:23,660
我受不了了

1973
01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,300
谢谢大家的关注

1974
01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:27,140
阿里嘎多

1975
01:16:27,140 --> 01:16:29,420
这下被狠狠的抬走了

1976
01:16:30,470 --> 01:16:31,340
开始锁面

1977
01:16:31,340 --> 01:16:32,240
开始锁面

1978
01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:32,990
别急

1979
01:16:32,990 --> 01:16:34,580
哈喽哈喽哈喽走

1980
01:16:34,580 --> 01:16:37,310
你看旁边男生手机屏保是电棍

1981
01:16:37,310 --> 01:16:39,440
你不会真是电棍屏保吧

1982
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,980
你还真是挺重口的

1983
01:16:41,980 --> 01:16:45,160
好恐怖啊

1984
01:16:45,160 --> 01:16:46,559
好恐怖啊

1985
01:16:47,559 --> 01:16:48,779
主播开盒自己

1986
01:16:48,779 --> 01:16:50,939
我怎么可能拿我自己当手机桌面啊

1987
01:16:50,939 --> 01:16:52,709
你把我想的太低能了吧

1988
01:16:52,709 --> 01:16:54,100
我只是打个比方

1989
01:16:54,100 --> 01:16:56,920
但是他他拿那个电棍当桌面

1990
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,380
我感觉可能是真的感觉

1991
01:16:59,380 --> 01:17:00,760
有可能是真的不确定

1992
01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:01,740
再看看

1993
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:05,199
难道不应该是原来你也看咩啊

1994
01:17:05,199 --> 01:17:06,249
我就说是谁

1995
01:17:06,249 --> 01:17:08,109
有没有加拿大的女粉套个盾

1996
01:17:08,109 --> 01:17:09,579
我说我是安安好吧

1997
01:17:09,579 --> 01:17:11,889
我说我是安安假的捏

1998
01:17:11,889 --> 01:17:14,520
你看大家上网都是18个心眼

1999
01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:16,200
我的桌面也不是我的桌面

2000
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:16,980
也不是电棍

2001
01:17:16,980 --> 01:17:20,080
人与人之间没有任何的信任啊

2002
01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:23,340
你们看动物园的都自卑的很

2003
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,730
你别代替我做自我介绍呀

2004
01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:28,720
别搞

2005
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,260
快睡吧

2006
01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,330
看腾讯演唱会

2007
01:17:34,330 --> 01:17:36,190
看到屏保是七海

2008
01:17:37,510 --> 01:17:39,190
你没去那啥一下

2009
01:17:39,190 --> 01:17:41,520
你没去认一下亲戚啊

2010
01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:44,620
我们电棍怎么你了没怎么

2011
01:17:44,620 --> 01:17:46,420
我等下还想唱他的歌呢

2012
01:17:46,420 --> 01:17:47,500
下播之前唱一首

2013
01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:48,480
然后再走

2014
01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:49,260
别急

2015
01:17:51,060 --> 01:17:55,200
主播还有很多的牌没有打你

2016
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:57,440
今天没睡觉了

2017
01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,690
是不是有点没醒觉

2018
01:17:59,690 --> 01:18:02,180
你在外面等蛋糕啊

2019
01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,580
对你也过生日吧

2020
01:18:05,660 --> 01:18:06,680
但真的很爽

2021
01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,840
有了捡了1000多刀的感觉

2022
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:12,020
这就是消费陷阱

2023
01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:14,150
这就是典型的消费陷阱

2024
01:18:14,150 --> 01:18:15,920
你那个什么不买

2025
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:17,240
立省300的

2026
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:19,059
但是你买了的话

2027
01:18:19,059 --> 01:18:20,859
黄牛炒到1600

2028
01:18:20,859 --> 01:18:22,479
你就觉得你省了1300

2029
01:18:23,799 --> 01:18:24,999
什么时候的呀

2030
01:18:24,999 --> 01:18:25,659
那算了

2031
01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:26,079
这么贵

2032
01:18:26,079 --> 01:18:27,320
我肯定也看不起

2033
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:34,510
前段时间那个前段时间那个bp的演唱会

2034
01:18:34,510 --> 01:18:36,700
我室友他们买黄牛票就买了

2035
01:18:36,700 --> 01:18:37,720
好贵的

2036
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:38,960
你反手给卖

2037
01:18:39,780 --> 01:18:41,720
卧槽很赚是吧

2038
01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,160
卖出去赚了1000到

2039
01:18:43,160 --> 01:18:44,420
你真买了

2040
01:18:44,420 --> 01:18:47,140
还真真赚了

2041
01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:48,040
那你你卖了

2042
01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:53,400
你卖了之后这种好事是不是跟主播庆祝一下

2043
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,280
给主播加个小班什么的算了

2044
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:57,780
八爷自己的也行

2045
01:18:57,780 --> 01:19:00,060
发现自己的是最好听的假的

2046
01:19:00,060 --> 01:19:01,560
你你没买啊

2047
01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:04,350
哎呦怎么可能卖

2048
01:19:04,350 --> 01:19:06,090
要是我我应该就卖了

2049
01:19:06,090 --> 01:19:09,030
感觉这个演唱会要是涨到600

2050
01:19:09,030 --> 01:19:10,860
我可能会觉得啊好值好值

2051
01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:12,450
但是要是涨到1300

2052
01:19:12,450 --> 01:19:14,820
那我可能觉得这演唱会对我也没那么重要

2053
01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:15,780
我就把它卖了

2054
01:19:15,780 --> 01:19:19,870
真的我真的会卖掉他的翻译主播想要分层

2055
01:19:19,870 --> 01:19:20,920
这都不用翻译

2056
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:23,020
没有开玩笑的

2057
01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:25,900
一般来说好不容易买的这种票都不会买的

2058
01:19:25,900 --> 01:19:28,510
就像我买的那个精品号

2059
01:19:28,510 --> 01:19:31,100
花了好高的溢价买到手

2060
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:33,860
然后又有人想花更高的溢价买走

2061
01:19:33,860 --> 01:19:35,180
一旦有人出价

2062
01:19:35,180 --> 01:19:36,380
我反而就不想卖了

2063
01:19:36,380 --> 01:19:36,860
你知道吗

2064
01:19:36,860 --> 01:19:38,940
这东西就是物以稀为贵

2065
01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:40,560
很多人想买的时候

2066
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:42,180
很多人拿着高价找你

2067
01:19:42,180 --> 01:19:43,140
想买的时候

2068
01:19:43,140 --> 01:19:45,840
你觉得这个钱可能对你现在不是那么重要

2069
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:46,860
你反而就不想卖

2070
01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:50,780
真的反手挂咸鱼

2071
01:19:50,780 --> 01:19:54,000
这种票在那个微信朋友圈卖半天

2072
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,230
应该就卖出了吧

2073
01:19:55,230 --> 01:19:58,300
我都不知道在什么地方可以卖那个

2074
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:02,440
张大姐妹不知道什么地方卖票

2075
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,880
我看他们的朋友圈一挂

2076
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:05,200
然后啪的一下就秒卖

2077
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:05,980
确实很快

2078
01:20:13,359 --> 01:20:14,579
明天就回家

2079
01:20:14,579 --> 01:20:16,439
四播天宝冲

2080
01:20:18,719 --> 01:20:19,660
冲冲

2081
01:20:23,069 --> 01:20:24,259
这个字怎么念

2082
01:20:24,259 --> 01:20:25,789
没有加成语

2083
01:20:26,809 --> 01:20:30,719
不认识主播听那个国内流行听的少

2084
01:20:30,719 --> 01:20:32,519
不是随便打谁

2085
01:20:36,539 --> 01:20:38,400
看车了看车打卡

2086
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:41,700
卡特里娜娜和娜塔姆科特阿呆

2087
01:20:41,700 --> 01:20:42,420
有马对

2088
01:20:42,420 --> 01:20:43,980
马斯克西马达

2089
01:21:05,890 --> 01:21:07,950
主播选手也开专场啊

2090
01:21:07,950 --> 01:21:09,750
到时候租个教室

2091
01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:14,300
租个教室在教室里面放拨片

2092
01:21:15,540 --> 01:21:17,600
然后喜欢看的朋友们

2093
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:20,020
可以到教室里面自行观看耶

2094
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:23,340
然后如果想要打赏的话

2095
01:21:23,340 --> 01:21:26,280
就在教室里面留下礼品卡呀

2096
01:21:30,029 --> 01:21:32,219
偷偷的进入校园之后

2097
01:21:32,219 --> 01:21:34,019
却把雷品卡拿走了

2098
01:21:36,119 --> 01:21:38,209
感觉有点有点什么

2099
01:21:38,209 --> 01:21:39,439
太虚拟了

2100
01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:40,760
有点受不了了

2101
01:21:41,860 --> 01:21:44,560
没到期待呀

2102
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:46,080
别闹腾了

2103
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:50,500
我想雨滴滴答对

2104
01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:51,520
在前面放个碗

2105
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:55,830
然后你在那个里面在碗里面放点

2106
01:21:55,830 --> 01:21:56,880
放点礼品卡

2107
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:58,380
我就拿走了

2108
01:21:58,380 --> 01:22:00,840
主播你的3d虚拟星球呢

2109
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:02,170
怎么没有内测资格

2110
01:22:02,170 --> 01:22:04,780
那个要申请的呃

2111
01:22:04,780 --> 01:22:05,530
过期了

2112
01:22:05,530 --> 01:22:06,340
我当时没申

2113
01:22:06,340 --> 01:22:08,650
因为我现在这电脑不适合播3d

2114
01:22:08,650 --> 01:22:09,490
我看了一下

2115
01:22:09,490 --> 01:22:11,760
我就我就没有出生啊

2116
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:14,400
啥时候告诉我

2117
01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,620
我结束的时候给礼品卡端走

2118
01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:21,960
你看来看直播的观众里面有哪一个看到你端走

2119
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:23,580
这品卡表情最急

2120
01:22:23,580 --> 01:22:30,220
那就是我你放个邮箱地址收电子礼品卡

2121
01:22:30,220 --> 01:22:31,470
算卧槽

2122
01:22:31,470 --> 01:22:33,960
以前有在直播间里面挂二维码

2123
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:35,400
直接收转账的

2124
01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:37,440
支付宝到账3.33元

2125
01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:39,960
现在是之前我挂个邮箱

2126
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:43,000
让你往我邮箱里面发礼品卡是吧

2127
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,280
那我邮箱是学校邮箱啊

2128
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:47,050
那不啪的一下就给我喝了

2129
01:22:47,050 --> 01:22:48,740
好恐怖啊

2130
01:22:48,740 --> 01:22:50,360
e m t上舰是吧

2131
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:52,560
感觉不如直播间上舰耶

2132
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:58,590
啊真怕哪天点开我的那个网上银行

2133
01:22:58,590 --> 01:23:02,160
收到那个转账备注是什么

2134
01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:06,640
备注是这个月的舰长从邮箱打给你了

2135
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:07,540
不用抽成

2136
01:23:07,540 --> 01:23:09,220
然后收到多少钱呢

2137
01:23:09,220 --> 01:23:11,890
收到收到30刀嗯

2138
01:23:11,890 --> 01:23:12,640
很恐怖

2139
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:13,520
你知道吗

2140
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:17,000
你不会注册个美颜mia的专用邮箱吗

2141
01:23:17,000 --> 01:23:19,160
明明现在有专用邮箱的

2142
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:24,860
明明就专用邮箱在那个什么精神上舰可以吗

2143
01:23:24,860 --> 01:23:27,400
精神支持主播是吧

2144
01:23:28,220 --> 01:23:29,980
精神上舰虚空

2145
01:23:29,980 --> 01:23:31,080
感谢啊

2146
01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:32,610
这个归零加班

2147
01:23:32,610 --> 01:23:35,560
我们主打一个懂得都懂啊

2148
01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:36,940
谢谢有眠的少女

2149
01:23:36,940 --> 01:23:37,720
记得关注

2150
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:38,440
感谢支持

2151
01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:39,880
男运营管理重要性了

2152
01:23:39,880 --> 01:23:41,660
不是我来管理的邮箱

2153
01:23:41,660 --> 01:23:43,700
我拿来打过游戏啊

2154
01:23:44,900 --> 01:23:45,860
买的账号

2155
01:23:45,860 --> 01:23:49,580
买的邮箱拿来打过游戏

2156
01:23:49,740 --> 01:23:52,760
但是一般也没有人把我这个箱里塞东西啊

2157
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:54,020
就像我的信箱一样

2158
01:23:54,020 --> 01:23:55,400
门前冷落鞍马稀啊

2159
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:58,520
我现在就要点开看有没有人跟我说话

2160
01:23:58,620 --> 01:24:00,320
没有人跟我说话呀

2161
01:24:02,720 --> 01:24:04,600
感觉非常的真实

2162
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:08,770
一般除非拿这个邮箱征集一些视频啊

2163
01:24:08,770 --> 01:24:10,320
什么图片啊

2164
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:13,140
或者是企划的稿件之类的

2165
01:24:13,140 --> 01:24:14,850
除了这些之外

2166
01:24:14,850 --> 01:24:17,960
就没有什么会给我发这些东西的

2167
01:24:17,960 --> 01:24:20,660
这个这个契机了

2168
01:24:20,660 --> 01:24:22,730
我们不知道邮箱是啥

2169
01:24:22,730 --> 01:24:26,300
我的那个水友歌回收的收邮件的邮箱

2170
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:27,680
就是那个人

2171
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:30,320
你不要把我邮箱里面发电子流流吧

2172
01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:33,980
你别发这种东西啊

2173
01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:35,420
吸取了有刘海

2174
01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:37,560
只有我的经验之后

2175
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:43,150
要那个什么什么吸取了有零二就有我的经验

2176
01:24:43,150 --> 01:24:46,720
然后要在那个邮箱里面发牛牛

2177
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:48,260
就不会被办b站号

2178
01:24:48,260 --> 01:24:52,770
就把那个有那个附件私信给我塞到邮箱里是吧

2179
01:24:52,770 --> 01:24:54,390
真是令人发指啊

2180
01:24:54,390 --> 01:24:55,530
卧槽主播

2181
01:24:55,530 --> 01:24:57,390
你的舰长怎么掉150了

2182
01:24:57,390 --> 01:24:58,350
不知道啊

2183
01:24:58,350 --> 01:24:59,840
救一下呀

2184
01:25:00,139 --> 01:25:01,840
救一下呀

2185
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,300
我上次邮箱大规模收剑是被盗号的

2186
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:08,180
那次一觉睡醒30多个异地登陆舰

2187
01:25:08,180 --> 01:25:08,960
好可怕呀

2188
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:11,420
老收到一些什么什么兼职

2189
01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:14,990
什么什么那个啊什么这个最后一个机会

2190
01:25:14,990 --> 01:25:16,550
然后来参加我们的调查

2191
01:25:16,550 --> 01:25:17,740
获得礼品卡

2192
01:25:17,740 --> 01:25:20,080
你的邮箱什么被冻结了什么

2193
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:23,040
这些东西的主播真的想看吗

2194
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:24,360
我给你发除草剂

2195
01:25:24,360 --> 01:25:24,600
牛牛

2196
01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:25,200
我不想看

2197
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:28,360
滚152件

2198
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:29,020
很酷

2199
01:25:29,020 --> 01:25:32,900
很符合我对于日落西山的米娅米娅的想象

2200
01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:33,980
要哭了

2201
01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:34,460
别说了

2202
01:25:34,460 --> 01:25:36,080
要掉小珍珠了

2203
01:25:37,020 --> 01:25:38,840
谢谢明日鸭的粉丝

2204
01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,580
灯牌红豆泥阿丽娜的

2205
01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:41,420
感谢支持

2206
01:25:41,420 --> 01:25:42,620
谢谢谢

2207
01:25:42,620 --> 01:25:44,120
国内来往的话

2208
01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:45,680
办公也不太用邮箱了

2209
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,240
这边的话都是上学啊

2210
01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:50,320
办公邮箱叫的比较多一点点

2211
01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:52,000
欢乐好耶

2212
01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:52,840
怎么翻盘

2213
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,280
可分满分满分吧

2214
01:25:54,280 --> 01:25:56,340
拉黑了可以

2215
01:25:56,340 --> 01:25:58,260
这玩意总不能挂在直播间里面

2216
01:25:58,260 --> 01:25:59,670
问这到底是谁的吧

2217
01:25:59,670 --> 01:26:00,780
很恐怖诶

2218
01:26:01,980 --> 01:26:04,500
主播间的小珍珠不是这个样子的

2219
01:26:04,500 --> 01:26:05,950
爬你的鬼魅

2220
01:26:05,950 --> 01:26:09,880
锋利的高跟鞋让多少心肠破碎

2221
01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:11,880
弯刀一般的美

2222
01:26:11,880 --> 01:26:15,180
还有你的名画的啊

2223
01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:16,560
我现在有个问题啊

2224
01:26:16,560 --> 01:26:22,760
大家就是我发现从那个去年3月份开始

2225
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:25,850
我这边就会有一些看很多管人的观众

2226
01:26:25,850 --> 01:26:27,980
但是有一个什么共同特点的

2227
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:32,210
就是他们一般看的都是歌式呃

2228
01:26:32,210 --> 01:26:33,800
看的一般都是格式

2229
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:36,380
如果他在那个牌子里面找一个杂谈式

2230
01:26:36,380 --> 01:26:38,460
那就是我为什么呢

2231
01:26:38,460 --> 01:26:40,860
我发现我已经发现好几次了

2232
01:26:40,860 --> 01:26:46,280
不过之前单挑也是一直都看电视

2233
01:26:46,280 --> 01:26:47,900
然后就忽然看我

2234
01:26:47,900 --> 01:26:53,800
然后就就就那个什么看了好长一段时间

2235
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:55,180
我好像是这样

2236
01:26:55,180 --> 01:26:55,960
你也是这样的

2237
01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:58,809
旁边这是为啥呢

2238
01:26:58,809 --> 01:27:00,789
作为观众都是怎么想的

2239
01:27:00,789 --> 01:27:01,869
这是什么主播

2240
01:27:01,869 --> 01:27:02,469
我是歌

2241
01:27:02,469 --> 01:27:04,269
是当然是来听我唱歌了吗

2242
01:27:04,269 --> 01:27:05,180
真的吗

2243
01:27:05,180 --> 01:27:06,800
哎这就给你来一首

2244
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:08,680
这不得不给你来一首了

2245
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:10,480
你等一下等一下看看

2246
01:27:10,480 --> 01:27:13,690
今天咱们跳两下也太美

2247
01:27:13,690 --> 01:27:15,710
尽管再危天

2248
01:27:15,710 --> 01:27:18,700
总有人黑着眼眶熬着夜

2249
01:27:18,700 --> 01:27:20,440
这不得不给你来一手了

2250
01:27:20,440 --> 01:27:21,760
这再不给你来一手

2251
01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:22,780
太不给面子了

2252
01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:24,580
真的你都给了我面子

2253
01:27:24,580 --> 01:27:27,040
我也不能把你面子当成鞋垫子

2254
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:32,420
肯定要肯定要来来来来一首的妈妈的快乐肥猫

2255
01:27:32,420 --> 01:27:33,140
特别好听

2256
01:27:33,140 --> 01:27:33,800
真的吗

2257
01:27:33,800 --> 01:27:34,940
真让你失望了

2258
01:27:34,940 --> 01:27:35,740
对不起

2259
01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:40,400
得得得得得得得

2260
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:47,420
低分狗白银尊尼获奖

2261
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:53,220
直播间抬杠铸币的操作

2262
01:27:53,380 --> 01:28:00,160
直播间的一把米诺像是急眼了

2263
01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:03,160
哈哈是没操作

2264
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:07,900
爸爸说我是个是个低分狗

2265
01:28:07,940 --> 01:28:12,180
妈妈直播教我教我吹唢呐

2266
01:28:12,180 --> 01:28:15,210
嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟家

2267
01:28:15,210 --> 01:28:17,040
我是爸爸妈妈

2268
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:30,280
去空卡比兽争大

2269
01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:33,950
总管比我营养好

2270
01:28:33,950 --> 01:28:37,580
比我段位高大爷

2271
01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:40,500
你可知道低分的苦恼

2272
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:44,760
我只会在哈比下哦

2273
01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:46,680
内的手

2274
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:55,290
我家我是爸爸妈妈拉跨b3 狼火甲直播沉船

2275
01:28:55,290 --> 01:28:55,920
花开

2276
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:59,680
减少不了货架

2277
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:05,880
霍家在霍家有一种似了亲人的这个感觉

2278
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:07,780
我唱不出来这种感觉

2279
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:10,880
谢谢泡面面的七彩权杖

2280
01:29:10,880 --> 01:29:12,080
厚重的里卡多

2281
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:12,830
感谢支持

2282
01:29:12,830 --> 01:29:14,040
谢谢谢谢

2283
01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:19,670
这个货架条就有一种埋在埋在埋在泥土里面

2284
01:29:19,670 --> 01:29:22,790
然后艰难地开出一朵花来之后

2285
01:29:22,790 --> 01:29:25,490
发现周围的人已经泥土盖到了

2286
01:29:25,490 --> 01:29:27,930
头上的那种挣扎的美感

2287
01:29:27,930 --> 01:29:31,240
主播唱不出来这种求生的感觉

2288
01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:37,040
这就是为啥这么多歌词里有我的原因

2289
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:38,780
把你的营养补全了是吧

2290
01:29:38,780 --> 01:29:40,830
你你听我唱抒情的

2291
01:29:40,830 --> 01:29:42,210
听他唱高雅的

2292
01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:43,710
听了唱小甜歌的

2293
01:29:43,710 --> 01:29:44,730
就差一个什么

2294
01:29:44,730 --> 01:29:45,950
唱动物园的

2295
01:29:45,950 --> 01:29:49,670
这下这下这下这下给你补全了

2296
01:29:49,670 --> 01:29:53,440
卧槽你是懂得补全的

2297
01:29:53,780 --> 01:29:57,200
主播的曲曲子其实也没有特别多吧

2298
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:59,800
电棍的歌也就能唱个三四十首

2299
01:29:59,900 --> 01:30:01,760
没有别人的歌单厚

2300
01:30:01,760 --> 01:30:02,420
你知道吗

2301
01:30:02,420 --> 01:30:04,160
别人歌单可能很厚的

2302
01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:07,559
但我的话我可能就没有会那么多人

2303
01:30:07,559 --> 01:30:11,099
六边形无死角的观看体验了

2304
01:30:11,099 --> 01:30:12,779
尽在哔哩哔哩

2305
01:30:12,779 --> 01:30:17,520
228949623 40首已经很厉害了

2306
01:30:18,980 --> 01:30:21,220
有一种小小的也很可爱的

2307
01:30:21,220 --> 01:30:25,260
没概念不来个给白银说拜拜

2308
01:30:25,260 --> 01:30:26,100
我没听过

2309
01:30:26,100 --> 01:30:26,820
那是啥呀

2310
01:30:26,820 --> 01:30:28,140
不看结果了是吧

2311
01:30:28,140 --> 01:30:28,680
看了

2312
01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:29,790
但是我怕你们

2313
01:30:29,790 --> 01:30:31,050
我在直播里面

2314
01:30:31,050 --> 01:30:33,520
我就在直播里面放他的歌

2315
01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:34,180
跟着合唱

2316
01:30:34,180 --> 01:30:36,230
你们就要在这铁暗恋

2317
01:30:36,230 --> 01:30:37,250
铁暗恋

2318
01:30:37,250 --> 01:30:39,380
铁骨古明地恋

2319
01:30:39,380 --> 01:30:40,650
我就在那边

2320
01:30:40,650 --> 01:30:42,030
嗯懂吧

2321
01:30:42,030 --> 01:30:44,670
然后就很很很很奇怪

2322
01:30:44,670 --> 01:30:46,170
嗯懂吧

2323
01:30:46,170 --> 01:30:48,570
就铁暗恋没有铁暗恋

2324
01:30:48,570 --> 01:30:49,960
我澄清一下

2325
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:53,200
反正咱们就剩十来分钟的直播时间了

2326
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:54,640
唱两首歌下播了

2327
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:57,860
大家今天没没没没没人加班

2328
01:30:58,019 --> 01:31:01,440
然后爽畅一点

2329
01:31:03,259 --> 01:31:04,580
下播了

2330
01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:14,700
你们觉得这是哪哪首歌

2331
01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:16,260
你们觉得这是哪首歌

2332
01:31:16,260 --> 01:31:20,130
你们动物园也有自己的棍杀你们绵绵

2333
01:31:20,130 --> 01:31:22,120
还有自己的棍猫呢

2334
01:31:24,820 --> 01:31:26,490
古明地恋是吧

2335
01:31:26,490 --> 01:31:28,710
国玉的战争肯定不是啊

2336
01:31:28,710 --> 01:31:30,800
这下播搞这么大的

2337
01:31:31,700 --> 01:31:33,280
不想睡觉了是吧

2338
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:35,140
我还想把时差调过来呢

2339
01:31:35,140 --> 01:31:39,040
我就想哪天直播时间短的时候跳跳时差

2340
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:42,570
啪啪啪啪啪啪

2341
01:31:42,570 --> 01:31:49,270
得得得得得得得得得得得得得得啊

2342
01:31:49,270 --> 01:31:51,370
这前面鬼叫被杀了

2343
01:31:51,370 --> 01:31:52,450
换面包冰杀

2344
01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:57,980
哦啊啊哦啊哦

2345
01:31:57,980 --> 01:32:00,740
从小到大没脸没骂我

2346
01:32:00,740 --> 01:32:05,270
孤儿院里开大抗大总管尊尼获加铸币

2347
01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:07,180
巴巴卧槽

2348
01:32:07,180 --> 01:32:08,740
炫狗击败大四

2349
01:32:08,740 --> 01:32:10,300
只能阴间再见

2350
01:32:10,300 --> 01:32:11,530
那里再浪

2351
01:32:11,530 --> 01:32:12,640
全面闪亮

2352
01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:14,420
超死你的马

2353
01:32:14,420 --> 01:32:16,640
三狼是奥利安

2354
01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:18,380
菲三狼是奥林

2355
01:32:18,380 --> 01:32:19,670
别追三狼

2356
01:32:19,670 --> 01:32:25,400
三狼沙拉沙拉沙拉是奥利安最强

2357
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:26,600
白狼是奥林

2358
01:32:26,600 --> 01:32:29,040
别吹上海老太老

2359
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:30,240
一起疯狂

2360
01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:31,260
一起抬杠

2361
01:32:31,260 --> 01:32:34,920
一起刷三狼啊

2362
01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:35,880
猪鼻吧

2363
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:37,200
这怎么这么菜

2364
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:38,040
在这蹲蹲

2365
01:32:38,040 --> 01:32:40,260
开这个挂机

2366
01:32:40,260 --> 01:32:40,500
输了

2367
01:32:40,500 --> 01:32:42,080
你活该获奖

2368
01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:43,310
今天算不明白

2369
01:32:43,310 --> 01:32:44,420
宝贝的急了

2370
01:32:44,420 --> 01:32:45,380
怎么这么帅

2371
01:32:45,380 --> 01:32:46,100
讲道理

2372
01:32:46,100 --> 01:32:47,540
你这是弹幕的常态

2373
01:32:47,540 --> 01:32:48,840
又气急败坏

2374
01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:49,740
这么菜呀

2375
01:32:49,740 --> 01:32:52,440
但是你们狗也看不出来

2376
01:32:53,560 --> 01:32:55,800
莎拉是奥利安菲

2377
01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:57,420
三狼是奥利

2378
01:32:57,420 --> 01:33:04,020
别追三狼战狼战狼战狼战狼是奥利安菲

2379
01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:05,640
三狼是奥利

2380
01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:12,240
别吹战狼战狼撒拉撒拉撒拉是奥利安费

2381
01:33:12,240 --> 01:33:13,740
三狼是奥林

2382
01:33:13,740 --> 01:33:14,680
别追

2383
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:22,020
赛老师20n g赛道是奥运

2384
01:33:22,020 --> 01:33:24,300
绝对快乐快乐

2385
01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:25,680
一起疯狂

2386
01:33:25,680 --> 01:33:26,640
一起抬杠

2387
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:30,100
一起刷战狼啊

2388
01:33:32,480 --> 01:33:35,689
其实应该我的哎

2389
01:33:35,689 --> 01:33:36,799
看看这个

2390
01:33:38,839 --> 01:33:41,419
这个破面面的马戏之王

2391
01:33:41,419 --> 01:33:43,090
混沌力阿里嘎多

2392
01:33:43,090 --> 01:33:43,990
看看这个吧

2393
01:33:43,990 --> 01:33:44,770
看看这个吧

2394
01:33:46,630 --> 01:33:48,280
看看看看这个吧

2395
01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:52,520
看到没看到没看到没

2396
01:33:52,520 --> 01:33:54,680
主播主播的巅峰时刻

2397
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:55,040
看到没

2398
01:33:57,099 --> 01:34:00,969
我不知道什么是调嗯

2399
01:34:00,969 --> 01:34:03,399
我才发现燕燕的手好细啊

2400
01:34:03,399 --> 01:34:04,360
还好还好

2401
01:34:05,119 --> 01:34:07,400
燕燕的手主要是

2402
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:14,200
画这个形象的时候跟这个手不是一个17画的

2403
01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:15,880
而且他是手腕侧过来的

2404
01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:16,810
就会很细

2405
01:34:16,810 --> 01:34:19,480
他这个这个角度手腕是侧过来的

2406
01:34:19,480 --> 01:34:21,070
不是正着的嗯

2407
01:34:21,070 --> 01:34:23,470
谢谢泡面面的马戏之王

2408
01:34:23,470 --> 01:34:24,850
红豆泥阿里嘎多

2409
01:34:24,850 --> 01:34:25,660
感谢支持

2410
01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:26,780
谢谢谢谢

2411
01:34:29,800 --> 01:34:31,470
可拆卸的吗

2412
01:34:31,470 --> 01:34:35,440
嗯可拆卸的就是

2413
01:34:37,260 --> 01:34:39,500
可以被优化掉的型号念

2414
01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:42,530
什么歌呀

2415
01:34:42,530 --> 01:34:44,640
不是这首歌错了错了

2416
01:34:54,460 --> 01:34:58,980
收拾收拾准备啊

2417
01:34:58,980 --> 01:35:00,240
我现在是个懒腰

2418
01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:01,810
肩膀好疼啊

2419
01:35:01,810 --> 01:35:02,830
我在做

2420
01:35:02,830 --> 01:35:03,430
你

2421
01:35:09,070 --> 01:35:10,460
快开学了

2422
01:35:10,460 --> 01:35:12,980
正好今天稍微调一下作息

2423
01:35:12,980 --> 01:35:13,820
捏下播

2424
01:35:13,820 --> 01:35:14,879
看看切片

2425
01:35:14,879 --> 01:35:16,619
看看这个封面

2426
01:35:16,619 --> 01:35:17,639
主播跟常识

2427
01:35:17,639 --> 01:35:18,569
英文歌不行

2428
01:35:18,569 --> 01:35:19,559
太丢人了

2429
01:35:19,559 --> 01:35:20,809
主播长英文歌

2430
01:35:23,989 --> 01:35:25,440
and you

2431
01:35:28,630 --> 01:35:32,850
不要怕不要打咩

2432
01:35:39,210 --> 01:35:41,810
大家听不懂洋文念这句话

2433
01:35:41,810 --> 01:35:44,330
谁说出来都比你说出来有些不多

2434
01:35:44,330 --> 01:35:46,310
别害羞

2435
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:49,330
没关系的

2436
01:35:49,330 --> 01:35:51,550
大家都是纯纯的中国人

2437
01:35:51,550 --> 01:35:53,559
泡面听不懂英文

2438
01:35:53,559 --> 01:35:55,359
谁也听不懂日语

2439
01:35:55,359 --> 01:35:57,790
我们都有光明美好的未来

2440
01:36:00,300 --> 01:36:01,760
我家还有西班牙

2441
01:36:01,760 --> 01:36:05,300
西班牙读书的亨泰不懂西班牙语对吧

2442
01:36:05,300 --> 01:36:07,320
大家大家都不明白念

2443
01:36:14,639 --> 01:36:15,959
i said the government

2444
01:36:15,959 --> 01:36:17,549
we've ever been now

2445
01:36:17,549 --> 01:36:20,920
lip and slow out

2446
01:36:20,920 --> 01:36:23,260
亨泰亨泰亨泰会西班牙语吗

2447
01:36:23,260 --> 01:36:27,220
我记得亨泰现在那边的那个ip来着

2448
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:30,070
西班牙还是意大利来着

2449
01:36:30,070 --> 01:36:31,120
完了这俩国家

2450
01:36:31,120 --> 01:36:32,140
老虎哎呦

2451
01:36:32,140 --> 01:36:33,010
我是猪逼

2452
01:36:33,010 --> 01:36:34,809
我是傻子

2453
01:36:34,809 --> 01:36:35,949
没有泡面

2454
01:36:35,949 --> 01:36:37,029
在加拿大读书

2455
01:36:37,029 --> 01:36:38,169
他说他不会英语

2456
01:36:38,169 --> 01:36:38,889
我说对对对

2457
01:36:38,889 --> 01:36:40,029
你不懂英语

2458
01:36:40,029 --> 01:36:41,739
沈毅也不懂日语

2459
01:36:41,739 --> 01:36:43,740
喷他也不懂西班牙

2460
01:36:43,740 --> 01:36:52,160
我们都有光明的未来

2461
01:36:52,160 --> 01:36:54,080
call me call me

2462
01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:54,980
call me

2463
01:36:54,980 --> 01:36:56,060
call me

2464
01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:56,780
call me

2465
01:36:56,780 --> 01:36:58,160
call me

2466
01:36:58,160 --> 01:36:59,780
please my love me

2467
01:36:59,780 --> 01:37:00,920
ain't love me

2468
01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:01,980
just me

2469
01:37:01,980 --> 01:37:03,600
今天没醒觉呢

2470
01:37:03,600 --> 01:37:04,400
怎么回事

2471
01:37:04,400 --> 01:37:06,680
正常播半个小时叫就应该醒了

2472
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:09,740
今天还是那个困困的那个状态

2473
01:37:09,740 --> 01:37:10,400
哎呀不行

2474
01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:11,559
掐掐我的脸

2475
01:37:11,559 --> 01:37:13,569
不是不饿

2476
01:37:13,569 --> 01:37:15,000
喵喵喵

2477
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:16,620
主办不懂英语的

2478
01:37:16,620 --> 01:37:17,880
主办确实不懂英语

2479
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:19,020
就主办不懂英语

2480
01:37:19,020 --> 01:37:19,920
是真的

2481
01:37:19,920 --> 01:37:21,990
别的都是假的

2482
01:37:21,990 --> 01:37:29,400
我啊不是说那个感觉脑子不太转个的话

2483
01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:31,080
恰恰自己就好用吗

2484
01:37:31,080 --> 01:37:32,100
脸都掐红了

2485
01:37:32,100 --> 01:37:33,540
都没用了

2486
01:37:33,540 --> 01:37:34,960
哎

2487
01:37:38,460 --> 01:37:41,850
你想了半天

2488
01:37:41,850 --> 01:37:43,170
得出什么结论

2489
01:37:43,170 --> 01:37:44,340
怎么了脸

2490
01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:58,340
嗯嗯嗯睡了吧睡了吧睡了吧

2491
01:37:58,340 --> 01:38:01,800
大家睡了睡了

2492
01:38:02,800 --> 01:38:04,380
因为主播没用

2493
01:38:04,380 --> 01:38:05,520
怎么才这样

2494
01:38:05,520 --> 01:38:06,720
脑子不转的话

2495
01:38:06,720 --> 01:38:07,920
转一转就好了

2496
01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:09,120
真的吗

2497
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:11,860
你别骗我

2498
01:38:24,620 --> 01:38:28,120
啊感觉好多了

2499
01:38:28,120 --> 01:38:29,800
谢谢你的建议

2500
01:38:29,800 --> 01:38:30,490
很有用

2501
01:38:30,490 --> 01:38:33,920
下次还有

2502
01:38:36,180 --> 01:38:39,110
果然诶今天那什么

2503
01:38:39,110 --> 01:38:41,060
今天今天我比你睡得早啊

2504
01:38:41,060 --> 01:38:42,800
怎么回事呢

2505
01:38:48,639 --> 01:38:50,139
都给你

2506
01:38:50,139 --> 01:38:52,119
我可以不给你

2507
01:38:52,119 --> 01:38:54,639
都可以听

2508
01:39:04,740 --> 01:39:09,020
哥们去打会游戏去吧去吧

2509
01:39:09,700 --> 01:39:11,040
该戒烟了

2510
01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:12,180
今天要睡着的话

2511
01:39:12,180 --> 01:39:14,559
搞不好还有晚班呢

2512
01:39:14,559 --> 01:39:16,899
因为就是之前没播完班

2513
01:39:16,899 --> 01:39:18,579
不是是什么嘛

2514
01:39:20,739 --> 01:39:24,460
不是白天播的长处太太太多了

2515
01:39:24,460 --> 01:39:26,380
播的时间太长了

2516
01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:30,820
可能就有晚半夜

2517
01:39:31,960 --> 01:39:33,360
镜子看看呀

2518
01:39:33,360 --> 01:39:36,200
西门大一的我也来一

2519
01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:41,020
知道我也想看看心跳大美丽三颗糖

2520
01:39:57,480 --> 01:40:01,800
看看今天周日可能明天要休一天

2521
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:03,960
明天后天

2522
01:40:03,960 --> 01:40:06,120
你们想要我哪天休息啊

2523
01:40:07,680 --> 01:40:09,420
先给我报个时间吧

2524
01:40:09,420 --> 01:40:12,480
大家想我哪天休息啊

2525
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:19,540
谢谢月亮的关注

2526
01:40:19,540 --> 01:40:21,490
昨天休息是吧

2527
01:40:21,490 --> 01:40:24,260
昨天肯定休息了个够啊

2528
01:40:24,260 --> 01:40:26,420
昨天休息的真好啊

2529
01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:30,260
昨天只播了六分钟呢

2530
01:40:30,260 --> 01:40:31,780
非常的少啊

2531
01:40:33,080 --> 01:40:34,100
昨天

2532
01:40:37,260 --> 01:40:42,070
昨天昨天昨天昨天只播了六分钟

2533
01:40:42,070 --> 01:40:44,920
完全不记得昨天到底干了些什么呢

2534
01:40:44,920 --> 01:40:47,620
一定是美美的在床上睡觉

2535
01:40:47,620 --> 01:40:49,420
好好的吃一顿好饭吧

2536
01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:56,640
一定没有半夜播到四点坐在坐在直播间里面

2537
01:40:56,640 --> 01:40:58,960
然后这个跟大家一起聊天

2538
01:40:58,960 --> 01:41:01,750
聊到被钓鱼都不知道呢

2539
01:41:01,750 --> 01:41:07,900
哈我在听到大雨天听雨落的一天

2540
01:41:30,349 --> 01:41:31,629
天啦天啦

2541
01:41:37,029 --> 01:41:37,809
天啦天啦

2542
01:41:37,809 --> 01:41:38,529
是这样的

2543
01:41:38,529 --> 01:41:40,780
你起不起劲啦

2544
01:41:40,780 --> 01:41:42,790
明天再加油吧

2545
01:41:42,790 --> 01:41:47,210
后天的努力比先天的天赋要重要

2546
01:41:47,210 --> 01:41:49,550
所以今天跟明天先休息吧

2547
01:41:51,370 --> 01:41:53,230
天啦天啦

2548
01:41:53,230 --> 01:41:55,000
你也看断片了

2549
01:41:55,000 --> 01:41:56,180
我也不断片

2550
01:41:56,180 --> 01:41:58,700
我都不记得我昨天都说了些啥了

2551
01:41:58,700 --> 01:41:59,300
你知道吗

2552
01:41:59,300 --> 01:42:01,850
我真的不记得昨天说了点什么的

2553
01:42:01,850 --> 01:42:03,040
很诡异

2554
01:42:03,139 --> 01:42:04,039
好嘞

2555
01:42:04,039 --> 01:42:06,199
开店啊

2556
01:42:06,199 --> 01:42:09,680
我进来了来喽

2557
01:42:12,260 --> 01:42:15,529
嗯嗯看到了阿里嘎多

2558
01:42:17,029 --> 01:42:23,339
坏人少人开抽陪一根是吧

2559
01:42:23,339 --> 01:42:30,100
这不能赔了

2560
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:38,120
216000电池起

2561
01:42:38,120 --> 01:42:39,560
立即加5000元

2562
01:42:39,560 --> 01:42:41,180
他以后都是这种任务吗

2563
01:42:42,200 --> 01:42:45,160
能不能到我过生日那天也是这种任务啊

2564
01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:49,620
哎呦这任务也太好了

2565
01:42:49,620 --> 01:42:51,540
能力不足完成不了了

2566
01:42:51,540 --> 01:42:52,590
现在哎呦

2567
01:42:52,590 --> 01:42:58,520
可惜我保持有良心

2568
01:42:59,260 --> 01:43:01,080
我昨天没睡午觉

2569
01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:02,280
专门看你怎么搞得

2570
01:43:02,280 --> 01:43:04,080
我昨天睡觉晚上还困

2571
01:43:04,080 --> 01:43:06,570
你应该学习伟大的咩呀咩呀

2572
01:43:06,570 --> 01:43:07,980
从来都不睡午觉

2573
01:43:07,980 --> 01:43:08,820
想什么时候睡

2574
01:43:08,820 --> 01:43:09,720
什么时候睡

2575
01:43:10,720 --> 01:43:12,210
天亮不睡觉

2576
01:43:12,210 --> 01:43:13,710
天黑不起床

2577
01:43:13,710 --> 01:43:16,050
别说我这不是好习惯

2578
01:43:16,050 --> 01:43:16,700
你

2579
01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:20,030
感觉好美

2580
01:43:20,030 --> 01:43:22,640
却不知什么立场

2581
01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:24,380
听你说话

2582
01:43:24,380 --> 01:43:26,660
看你哭湿头发

2583
01:43:26,660 --> 01:43:31,460
我是不是一般播的比较耐久的人

2584
01:43:31,460 --> 01:43:33,380
第二天都会歇一下呀

2585
01:43:33,380 --> 01:43:37,040
这个人我不来缓一缓

2586
01:43:37,040 --> 01:43:37,960
状态真的

2587
01:43:37,960 --> 01:43:41,800
可是那种会之后第二天不变的状态不好

2588
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:44,040
整个人空空的

2589
01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:46,140
二头脑空空的

2590
01:43:46,140 --> 01:43:48,100
四肢酸酸的

2591
01:43:48,100 --> 01:43:52,670
原来你开花花的三

2592
01:43:52,670 --> 01:43:54,590
第二天就再播一下

2593
01:43:54,590 --> 01:43:56,580
怎么会有这样的人呢

2594
01:43:57,820 --> 01:43:59,100
跟喝酒一下

2595
01:43:59,100 --> 01:43:59,760
今天喝了

2596
01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:01,230
明天还喝是吧

2597
01:44:01,230 --> 01:44:02,530
什么酒鬼

2598
01:44:02,530 --> 01:44:05,200
我不相信假的

2599
01:44:05,200 --> 01:44:07,150
看着

2600
01:44:13,519 --> 01:44:15,379
co

2601
01:44:18,440 --> 01:44:25,840
你说最近过得还算幸福美满的

2602
01:44:26,420 --> 01:44:28,030
喝了几杯

2603
01:44:28,030 --> 01:44:29,920
唱了几段

2604
01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:33,160
你却哭了

2605
01:44:35,560 --> 01:44:36,600
对对对

2606
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:39,100
先喝点啤的皮的度数低

2607
01:44:39,100 --> 01:44:42,580
也先喝他个三瓶垫垫底啊

2608
01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:44,500
度数低怎么敢醉呢

2609
01:44:44,500 --> 01:44:47,160
要醉的话再喝点白下下啤酒

2610
01:44:47,160 --> 01:44:50,060
看度数这么高的都下来了啊

2611
01:44:50,060 --> 01:44:53,780
你度数低的还敢放肆对吧不行要再不行的话

2612
01:44:53,780 --> 01:44:55,560
再喝点红的舒缓一下

2613
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:57,600
红酒有助于睡眠啊

2614
01:44:57,600 --> 01:44:58,710
镇静安神

2615
01:44:58,710 --> 01:44:59,640
喝点红酒

2616
01:44:59,640 --> 01:45:02,400
把前面那个啤酒跟白酒再解一解

2617
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:03,100
懂吧

2618
01:45:03,100 --> 01:45:04,240
就这个味儿啊

2619
01:45:05,500 --> 01:45:06,400
然后不行的话

2620
01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:07,180
再喝点什么

2621
01:45:07,180 --> 01:45:09,130
喝点野格兑旺仔牛奶

2622
01:45:09,130 --> 01:45:12,479
旺仔牛奶奶妈怎么会喝醉呢

2623
01:45:12,479 --> 01:45:13,820
很简单啊

2624
01:45:13,820 --> 01:45:17,780
夜里谁说我

2625
01:45:17,780 --> 01:45:20,960
我也不想

2626
01:45:21,960 --> 01:45:23,000
旺仔牛奶兑

2627
01:45:23,000 --> 01:45:24,200
有个真的很难喝

2628
01:45:25,640 --> 01:45:33,300
我也不我也不想不想再喝点黄的吧

2629
01:45:33,300 --> 01:45:37,280
直接把这腌腌入味了之后炒肉是吧

2630
01:45:37,280 --> 01:45:39,650
辉夜是什么东西啊

2631
01:45:39,650 --> 01:45:43,280
辉夜是吧

2632
01:45:45,940 --> 01:45:47,989
那是个啥诶

2633
01:45:50,689 --> 01:45:51,589
王老吉

2634
01:45:54,349 --> 01:45:56,460
不喜欢喝凉茶嗯

2635
01:45:56,460 --> 01:45:59,220
不喜欢难喝

2636
01:45:59,220 --> 01:46:02,250
尤其是现煮的那种什么烧仙草

2637
01:46:02,250 --> 01:46:03,540
什么龟苓膏

2638
01:46:03,540 --> 01:46:04,800
什么茶

2639
01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:05,760
好苦啊

2640
01:46:05,760 --> 01:46:09,220
为什么喜欢喝这种哟

2641
01:46:09,220 --> 01:46:10,360
这不是燕子吗

2642
01:46:10,360 --> 01:46:11,920
听听到bgm了没

2643
01:46:11,920 --> 01:46:15,340
这些听到了没听到bgm了吗

2644
01:46:18,280 --> 01:46:20,240
谢了烟染上悲伤

2645
01:46:20,240 --> 01:46:25,240
我也不想这些染上悲伤

2646
01:46:25,240 --> 01:46:29,760
我伏特加难喝的伏特加兑啥都不好喝

2647
01:46:29,760 --> 01:46:31,980
我家的伏特加都是拿来腌肉的

2648
01:46:31,980 --> 01:46:32,580
bgm

2649
01:46:32,580 --> 01:46:35,440
什么是我的下播主题曲

2650
01:46:35,440 --> 01:46:37,630
戒烟换韭菜

2651
01:46:37,630 --> 01:46:38,800
不好喝呀

2652
01:46:38,800 --> 01:46:39,840
很苦诶

2653
01:46:39,840 --> 01:46:41,220
你不觉得很奇怪吗

2654
01:46:41,220 --> 01:46:42,540
就是那个椰奶里面

2655
01:46:42,540 --> 01:46:47,280
然后弄点那个什么呃甜的点心什么之类的

2656
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:48,740
伏特加兑橙汁

2657
01:46:48,740 --> 01:46:51,380
那不把橙子放出来给我喝了

2658
01:46:51,380 --> 01:46:52,460
要跑路了

2659
01:46:52,460 --> 01:46:53,380
是的呀

2660
01:46:53,380 --> 01:46:55,600
今天今天今天没加班

2661
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:57,010
加班还加呀

2662
01:46:57,010 --> 01:46:57,880
还加呀

2663
01:46:57,880 --> 01:46:59,120
你要加多少

2664
01:47:00,020 --> 01:47:04,120
你排除了排除了一个提督放在这里

2665
01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:06,360
要我两小时加班是吧

2666
01:47:06,820 --> 01:47:10,180
好可怕好可怕

2667
01:47:16,860 --> 01:47:21,180
谢谢大家的灯牌小花花人气票棉花糖牛蛙

2668
01:47:21,180 --> 01:47:22,620
心动卡打call

2669
01:47:22,620 --> 01:47:24,300
为什么现在有这么多种礼物

2670
01:47:24,300 --> 01:47:26,940
谢谢九莲宝灯的四个粉玫瑰

2671
01:47:26,940 --> 01:47:29,920
谢谢松冈s生日快乐

2672
01:47:29,920 --> 01:47:31,810
生日快乐嗯

2673
01:47:31,810 --> 01:47:34,830
谢谢瓦嘎达的舰长

2674
01:47:34,830 --> 01:47:36,390
获得女儿的感动

2675
01:47:36,390 --> 01:47:40,740
谢谢莓莓泡面的哈

2676
01:47:40,740 --> 01:47:42,240
一个七彩权杖

2677
01:47:42,240 --> 01:47:43,650
一个马戏之王

2678
01:47:43,650 --> 01:47:47,040
我不是敢让你下下课的时候跑的

2679
01:47:47,040 --> 01:47:48,540
我跟你讲道理

2680
01:47:48,540 --> 01:47:51,600
我们每天的基础时间是1.5个小时

2681
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:54,020
然后今天一个舰长我们就加了

2682
01:47:54,140 --> 01:47:56,060
加了15分钟班吧

2683
01:47:56,060 --> 01:47:57,560
这不是整整好好的吗

2684
01:47:57,560 --> 01:47:59,340
明天面可没有赖账的

2685
01:47:59,340 --> 01:48:01,560
不是恰好几下课的点跑的

2686
01:48:01,560 --> 01:48:03,480
真的不是你相信我

2687
01:48:03,480 --> 01:48:04,740
我怎么会这样呢

2688
01:48:04,740 --> 01:48:06,560
我不讲

2689
01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:09,050
他下班你就下课是吧

2690
01:48:09,050 --> 01:48:11,450
正好赶上我下班的时候下课

2691
01:48:11,450 --> 01:48:12,760
怎么回事呢

2692
01:48:12,760 --> 01:48:15,070
我是龙睡觉

2693
01:48:15,070 --> 01:48:15,760
你也睡觉

2694
01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:16,480
我也睡觉

2695
01:48:16,480 --> 01:48:18,760
你们晚上再说

2696
01:48:18,760 --> 01:48:20,980
晚上见吗

2697
01:48:21,020 --> 01:48:22,300
燕子针对我

2698
01:48:22,300 --> 01:48:23,620
我才没有针对你呢

2699
01:48:23,620 --> 01:48:25,540
你已经学会了针对你是吧

2700
01:48:25,540 --> 01:48:26,680
晚上播吗

2701
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:29,020
不知道能起来就播

2702
01:48:29,060 --> 01:48:31,120
可能我要是心情好的话

2703
01:48:31,120 --> 01:48:32,710
可能我下午还抽筋呢

2704
01:48:32,710 --> 01:48:33,880
所以我要睡不着觉

2705
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:35,350
可能下午还抽筋呢

2706
01:48:35,350 --> 01:48:37,270
主播就很容易

2707
01:48:37,270 --> 01:48:38,040
你知道吗

2708
01:48:38,040 --> 01:48:39,360
很容易一发病了

2709
01:48:39,360 --> 01:48:41,700
然后可能下午三四点钟就睡不着觉

2710
01:48:41,700 --> 01:48:43,830
我啪的一下我就开播了

2711
01:48:43,830 --> 01:48:45,060
艾特的全体成员

2712
01:48:45,060 --> 01:48:45,870
我也不说话

2713
01:48:49,240 --> 01:48:50,100
状态不好

2714
01:48:50,100 --> 01:48:50,700
状态不好

2715
01:48:50,700 --> 01:48:51,300
休整一下

2716
01:48:51,300 --> 01:48:51,780
休整一下

2717
01:48:51,780 --> 01:48:52,680
今天没睡觉

2718
01:48:54,720 --> 01:48:56,260
下午抽什么烟啊

2719
01:48:56,260 --> 01:49:03,740
时代鲁提玛蒙到一个单一一个习俗的戏那里

2720
01:49:03,740 --> 01:49:04,820
大半夜不睡觉

2721
01:49:04,820 --> 01:49:09,560
开出什么事呀

2722
01:49:10,800 --> 01:49:14,560
那一起多次后过来的我

2723
01:49:35,580 --> 01:49:37,700
来个老板让燕子回来了

2724
01:49:37,700 --> 01:49:38,630
真的吗

2725
01:49:38,630 --> 01:49:42,200
真回来了

2726
01:49:52,580 --> 01:49:54,440
我就知道你睡好觉了

2727
01:49:56,360 --> 01:49:59,450
还是想看主播的是吧

2728
01:49:59,450 --> 01:50:00,950
说起来是主播啊

2729
01:50:00,950 --> 01:50:01,970
还是想看主播

2730
01:50:01,970 --> 01:50:03,260
还是想看主播是吧

2731
01:50:13,320 --> 01:50:14,780
肥猫真不爱看

2732
01:50:14,780 --> 01:50:16,620
干嘛能不能点诚实点

2733
01:50:16,620 --> 01:50:17,640
那么诚实点

2734
01:50:20,760 --> 01:50:23,160
舍不得我走

2735
01:50:29,440 --> 01:50:31,780
你也都好几天

2736
01:50:33,700 --> 01:50:39,960
你也都好奇诺伊黑夜的星妈妈

2737
01:50:43,140 --> 01:50:46,320
谢谢啊谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

2738
01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:47,400
红夏的灯牌

2739
01:50:47,400 --> 01:50:54,060
感谢支持我的女儿就在这

2740
01:50:54,239 --> 01:50:54,979
走啦

2741
01:50:54,979 --> 01:50:56,419
大家拜拜呢

2742
01:50:57,859 --> 01:50:59,660
不知道什么时候见

2743
01:51:05,960 --> 01:51:07,570
谁给你的小花

2744
01:51:07,570 --> 01:51:10,040
拜拜嗯嗯

2745
01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:20,900
怎么还提示我还差208477电池

2746
01:51:20,900 --> 01:51:22,640
可以获得5000元奖励金额

2747
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:25,790
确认关播吗啊差了20万电池

2748
01:51:25,790 --> 01:51:26,930
你还不让我关播

2749
01:51:26,930 --> 01:51:27,500
我负