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嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

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嘟嘟嘟嘟

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dear

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哈哈晚上好

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喂料呃

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不是不是不是特别有劲儿啊

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而且可能今天说话会会慢一点

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可能可能说着说着

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然后我又忘了

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我又变快了

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倒提醒我一下

12
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今天竟然不是特别有劲儿

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晚上好

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晚上好

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胃还疼吗

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还还行吧

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还行吧

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千万不要学我啊

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就是呃嘶我觉得这个浪费食物

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然后然后就就就那个啥千万不要学主播哈哈哈

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觉得浪费食物

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然后就那个什么呀

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就就就就嗯感觉这个一碗粉吧

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它不像饭这个饭这个东西它可以剩

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但是粉这个东西剩完了之后就就嗯他就噶了

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所以说不太好

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哎呀这什么东西啊

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妈的怎么老老放到这个东西呢

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哎呦受不了了

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没有

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可以给我一拳

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还吃螺蛳粉

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我不吃了

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胃不好

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人家别学我啊

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胃不好的别学我

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别别吃那个什么米粉

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什么土豆粉啊

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这些东西就是对胃的负担都特别大

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不要问我是怎么知道的

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我神农尝百草

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我发现一旦问出问题了

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然后我又特别喜欢吃那个土豆粉嘛

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我每次吃完土豆粉

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我都会觉得有点胃疼

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一开始我还以为是外面的东西就不太不太干净

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我后面发现吃完土豆粉会反酸啊

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这个会有点俗话说就是烧心

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有点烧心的那个感觉

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要吃那个什么

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吃那个米粉的话就是胃胀

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哎呀这个这个这个这个负面效果还不太一样

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晚上好晚上好

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tonight

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今天那个几点7.七点八点的时候

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测了一下这个新的模型啊

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这前两天是不是有人跟我说

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我直播这个码率太太低了

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我整了一张新的

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不是显卡呀

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那叫什么

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整了个内存条

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大家看一下这个呃有没有比之前好一点啊

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应该是提高了提高了一倍吧

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应该提高了一倍

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既然推的是1200

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然后现在推的是2500啊

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不知道你们看起来会不会观感好一些啊

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这个主播的电脑刚才给他上那个压力测试

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一边开弹幕机

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一边开那个视频

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然后一边后台还挂着那个面部软件什么的

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你是用的硬件编码吗

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本来是软件编的

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然后刚才那一场测试直播转成硬件编的了

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感觉还可以吧

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哦还还行呃行吧

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我不知道行不行

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我感觉还行啊

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没换新电脑啊

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怎么回事啊

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我怎么还1200啊

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我刚才测了个锤子

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我测了哦

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我撤了

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我这我我啊

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这怎么怎么又给我换回1200了呀

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啊我服了啊

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这场白白测了

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白测了

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本来想着那个开个新的

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那个在后台运转一下

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那张图在前面挡着吧

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退7000 7000

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我新电脑都推不了七

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前期太高了

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今天受不了

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我最多推过4000的感觉

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世界就像一下戴上了眼镜一样

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又明亮又清晰

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测了个寂寞呀

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我测的是他的马来了

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我真是的

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哎呦嗯主播不会明天播一半网寄了吧

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这个网段这个问题还真不是我

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我家里面的问题啊

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嗯这个这个我控制不了

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我只能说控制不了

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这个是加拿大这边的这个基建的问题

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他一个小时断他一两分钟非常正常啊

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这个我也我也不知道

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可能是我住的地方了

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这问题除非搬家

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要不然没法彻底解决啊

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什么换电脑没米了

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猎人快打米

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没没换呢

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没换呢

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没换呢

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你聊不聊不你的

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但是我控制不了

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我只能说我控制我能控制的

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我把这个电脑的这个这个什么呃

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呃呃临时改装了一下

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希望他可以工作

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但是我我控制不了啊

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这个玩意儿就像你跟主播许愿说

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主播没涨停

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没涨到十个点

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我就凉慕你

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那主播只能祝你财源广进

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那主播怎么怎么怎么保证

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这个股票就涨了十个点呢

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呃很难搞啊

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哎呀不行

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去了

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天哪这些了

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红灯笼啊

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阿里嘎多

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感谢支持

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我本来本来本来刚拿了点东西

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想是的

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想想别别吃了吧

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别吃了吧

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到那个明天播生日会之前

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就不打算再吃乱七八糟的东西了

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不知道啥东西会让我胃疼啊

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就干脆就不吃了

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你切你的

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我播我的

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谢谢天使之星的红灯笼

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红灯里嘎多

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感谢支持

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谢谢谢谢

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我对准天顶

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这是要做新的皮

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也不是不行啦

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哎这个也不是不行啦

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啊

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呃这个毕竟我爹天子之星的生日在什么

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1月30号

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我出生三天之后

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我爹也出生了

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怎么感觉顺序不太对呀

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谢谢蓝的二次乘方的灯牌

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感谢支持

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红豆泥阿里嘎多

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谢谢谢嗯

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谢谢莫言的极兔灯

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我换了那个硬件编码呀

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主要是我不知道我的cpu跟我的显卡哪个更不烂

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试试硬件编码吧

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硬件编码要是占用少的话

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那就试一下试一下

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嗯谢谢天然气的红灯笼耶

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红豆泥阿里嘎多

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来跟大家打个招呼

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今天是初五啊

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啊今天是初五吗

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正月初五还有半个小时的正月初五啊

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正月初五迎财神啊

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祝各位什么新的1年好运连绵啊

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这个坐享其成

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一步登天啊

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这个走在路上天天捡钱啊

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拜年了

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用硬件编码

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用硬件编码

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怎么还独轮车呀

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哎呀

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晚上好

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天天晚上

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晚上好

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克拉玛酱

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晚上好

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臭脚小熊猫猫晴空之翼

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晚上好

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喵喵只认明

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晚上好

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欢兽神一晚上好

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顾青哥依然的狗

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晚上好

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李小卫

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东方众苍烟翔翔

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晚上好

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威斯特法天机

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晚上好

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一个c t s face

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晚上好

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猫鱼

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晚上好

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7月九哥阿姨露露

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♪ forever forever ♪

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新年好哦

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财神有时差吗

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不知道

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反正这个现在是我这边也也也也是这一天吧

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英才神有什么习俗啊

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昨天下楼吃东西的时候

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还听室友说呢

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他们要迎迎财神

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整了俩红包

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我就问在那个当地中国超市买的五刀

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两个纸包里面啥也没有

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我一盘算

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每年过年的时候倒卖红包都能赚一笔原石

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哎呀

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真的挺贵的

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我也看到了

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我之前去给那个我室友

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跟他朋友当电灯泡的时候

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我也看到了

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但是

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觉得太贵了就没买呀

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嗯我好像当时就是刚刚出国的那个时候

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我的那个抽屉里面还有一个那种小红包

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从家里面带过来了

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不知道现在去哪儿了

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谢谢奉壹的泡泡糖

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感谢支持

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财神是东方的编制

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西方没有

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没偷吃

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我拿了一个勺子舀着嗯

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手里面喜欢玩点东西啊

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像那个猫玩毛线团一样

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不玩毛线团就得整点活物玩了

248
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随机抽取一个呃这个灵活的小动物

249
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比如什么后院的松鼠啊

250
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直播间的音乐人什么的

251
00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:58,210
捏在手里面啊

252
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左右左右捏捏

253
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其实我最喜欢最想抽到的东西应该是呃

254
00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:06,300
我是有那两只小豚鼠啊

255
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但是我又不好意思捏

256
00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:09,270
我怕你捏呃

257
00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:11,790
他在我手上直接直接开始呃

258
00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:14,370
呃答辩我就有点处理不了

259
00:10:14,370 --> 00:10:15,359
你知道吧

260
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,620
主播还有31分钟就能穿新衣了

261
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不行

262
00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:20,540
我们要坚守时间啊

263
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,490
1月27号晚上九点半

264
00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:23,870
一分钟都不能早

265
00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:25,040
一分钟都不能玩

266
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这是一种仪式感

267
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不可以的

268
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达咩嗯

269
00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:32,300
欢迎千秋太原嗯

270
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,520
随机抽取一个扎小人

271
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被人捏死了

272
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不会我不会

273
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,680
我不会下那么重的手了

274
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我最多也就捏你两下

275
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就把你放回去了

276
00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:47,240
哎呀房间太小了

277
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要不真想养点小动物

278
00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,980
有的时候虽然我也是个小动物吧

279
00:10:51,980 --> 00:10:54,500
但是一个小动物是很孤独的

280
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我记得在什么地方

281
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反正经典营销号的那个国家

282
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瑞典冰岛

283
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还有什么地方

284
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瑞士荷兰

285
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要么就这些地方嗯

286
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,980
在这些地方单独养那个豚鼠

287
00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:09,339
只养一只的话是犯法的

288
00:11:09,339 --> 00:11:11,169
因为一只豚鼠很寂寞

289
00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:12,579
你需要给它找一个伴儿

290
00:11:12,579 --> 00:11:13,899
让他们俩一起玩

291
00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:14,679
你知道吧

292
00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:20,020
嗯哼放回去多了一片指甲印

293
00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:23,560
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿哎呀可不咋地

294
00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:26,930
一分钟都不能玩

295
00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:28,160
不一定捏哦

296
00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,020
我我肯定提前来啊

297
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,940
我肯定提前五分钟来啊

298
00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:33,219
对吧嗯

299
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,400
小动物还能养小动物

300
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,420
好恐怖啊

301
00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:38,190
有啊你看鲸鱼

302
00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:39,570
鲸鱼那么大

303
00:11:39,570 --> 00:11:42,040
它不就养那个那个什么

304
00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,240
而是谁来着

305
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,440
那种大的海龟

306
00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,760
不是就养小鱼吗

307
00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:49,990
然后帮大海龟吃它那个后背上的那个藻类是吧

308
00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:53,550
嗯养蟑螂不占地方又好养

309
00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:57,030
除了没事的时候会趴在脸上亲你一口之外

310
00:11:57,030 --> 00:12:01,220
没有什么其他的这个那啥是吧啊

311
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,810
这个生崽崽又快

312
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:05,490
又不用你来照顾我接生呃

313
00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:07,650
接生又没有风险对吧

314
00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:10,590
这个你经常在一些充满惊喜的地方

315
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,460
就可以看到他啊

316
00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,860
不像是猫对你爱搭不惜理的

317
00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:17,410
也不像是狗经常让你陪他出门啊

318
00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:19,090
养蟑螂的啊

319
00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:21,600
可以在你工作吃饭呃

320
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,060
这个忙碌和闲暇之余

321
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,520
在每一个这不经意的瞬间

322
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,940
跟她美丽的身影呃擦肩而过呀

323
00:12:29,940 --> 00:12:35,560
这个是一种生活中小小的惊喜和仪式感哦

324
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,020
然后燕子还在养

325
00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,340
嘎吱嘎吱

326
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,300
是人嘎吃

327
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,170
不是动物

328
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,760
妈好崩溃啊

329
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,260
主播养小动物

330
00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:44,940
一只猫养了一群嘎吃

331
00:12:44,940 --> 00:12:45,780
这是什么小动物

332
00:12:45,780 --> 00:12:46,980
养小动物是吧

333
00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:50,600
嘎吃是人尊重点人格呀

334
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,460
谢谢晴空之翼的干杯

335
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,300
感谢支持

336
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:53,840
红豆泥

337
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,060
阿里嘎豆

338
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,140
要不然养个毛茸茸的大蜘蛛不行

339
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:04,730
不管是蜘蛛啊还是人

340
00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:06,170
我都害怕不行

341
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:09,850
不行不行

342
00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:14,860
我害怕腿毛不可以养一些品种的蜘蛛

343
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:19,520
相对于养一盆土好像没有什么太大的差别啊

344
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,700
什么樱桃蟑螂是什么东西啊

345
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,960
没有他吃樱桃吗

346
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,240
还是他长得像樱桃啊

347
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:30,840
还是说他的那个生的孩子

348
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,690
会像樱桃炸弹一样爆炸呀

349
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:38,180
呃不过是给蚂蚁的口粮罢了啊

350
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:41,180
蟑螂蟑螂还能被那什么吃吗

351
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:45,620
蟑螂还可以被那个呃呃啊

352
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:52,079
你声音有点像冬雪莲啊

353
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,710
骂谁东雪莲呢

354
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,710
骂谁东雪莲

355
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:58,760
真是服了谁

356
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,260
谁声音像东雪莲啊

357
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,280
藏起来像樱桃的蟑螂嗯

358
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:07,020
有人会吃这种东西啊

359
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,800
那那还挺吓人的

360
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:12,710
母成体的颜色像成熟的樱桃红色

361
00:14:12,710 --> 00:14:15,050
虽然这个颜色听起来挺漂亮的

362
00:14:15,050 --> 00:14:18,050
但是一想跟张老脸现在一起就有点有点可怕

363
00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:20,190
哎呦有点吓人了不行

364
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,350
接受不了主播主播接受不了

365
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:26,140
哈哈哈什么你看了你自己d的v

366
00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:31,420
你觉得你有点什么有点有点幼态审美呃

367
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:34,210
这个幼态审美是好的

368
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:34,720
呃

369
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:39,160
我们我们我们这个美国留学的这个朋友呃

370
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,740
算算在我们美国留学的人身上了啊

371
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:42,040
不对

372
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,200
算在我们澳大利亚留学的人身上啊

373
00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:46,690
优待审美啊

374
00:14:46,690 --> 00:14:49,870
就是一定要从我做起

375
00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:54,640
从我们这个澳大利亚留学生做家

376
00:14:56,099 --> 00:14:57,539
谢谢莫瑶的情书

377
00:14:57,539 --> 00:14:58,379
感谢支持

378
00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:03,560
阿里嘎豆主播就是冬雪莲小号是吗

379
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,960
主播可以用刚刚的声音骂我变态吗

380
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,380
不行啊

381
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,000
我觉得有点像泼妇骂街

382
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,030
没有没有那种温柔的感觉

383
00:15:11,030 --> 00:15:11,720
你知道吧

384
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,340
必须得温柔

385
00:15:13,340 --> 00:15:15,800
你们有没有发现我今天有点改变吗

386
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,680
哦没有往天那么上蹿下跳的了

387
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:19,250
为什么

388
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:23,560
因为我的心新衣服是很很知性的啊

389
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,580
很知性的

390
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,680
我想给你打米的鸡蛋饼就花出去

391
00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,560
那就不要告诉我了吗

392
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,240
等你等你想跟我打

393
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,400
然后又又没花出去的时候

394
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,140
你在你在你在告诉我

395
00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,520
然后让我谢谢你们

396
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,879
哎哟真可不咋的

397
00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:42,579
新衣服有一种知性的啊

398
00:15:42,579 --> 00:15:46,500
这个饱读诗书的这种呃美感啊

399
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:47,190
你知道吗

400
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:49,500
真的真的骂的我好吗

401
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:52,020
乖乖哎呀

402
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:54,190
没有没有那个劲儿啊

403
00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:55,240
没有那个劲儿

404
00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,130
你让我气沉丹田啊

405
00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:02,310
发自内心的大喊一句就很累的说话

406
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:03,870
平常都不爱张嘴

407
00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:06,120
因为什么懒狗中气不足

408
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,460
像那个呃有点虚一样

409
00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:09,300
知道吧

410
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,460
哦骂莲子剖剖腹是吧

411
00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,600
什么叫pp

412
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,680
什么是pf

413
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:19,160
你是说成语妈妈给你的样片吗

414
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,780
我自己开也是啊

415
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:25,230
我自己我的机体我开起来肯定是非常值勤的

416
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:27,660
干嘛是吧

417
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:29,790
我3.5倍数看你录播

418
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:31,940
你已经左摇右晃哦

419
00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,440
这就是为了这个呀

420
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,240
我建模建那么大的幅度

421
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,940
那不就是为了让你们看我左摇右晃的吗

422
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,860
我就喜欢左摇右晃啊

423
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:43,910
那没办法就喜欢就喜欢这个左右白白

424
00:16:43,910 --> 00:16:46,900
除非你把我绑在椅子上直播

425
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,940
要不然我肯定没法不动的

426
00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:50,170
我没法做到

427
00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:51,280
只有脸动啊

428
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,090
我受不了

429
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,440
你知道吧

430
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,320
好啦拉开电脑机器码了

431
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,230
开开了快一点点大的

432
00:17:05,970 --> 00:17:07,110
主播好快头

433
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:10,170
这回我真的不想懂雪莲啊

434
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,629
呃应该应该不像吧

435
00:17:12,629 --> 00:17:14,489
你们再看一天前发

436
00:17:14,489 --> 00:17:16,599
明天就变成身法了

437
00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,419
呃我挑了一圈的那个背景啊

438
00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:19,959
你知道吗

439
00:17:19,959 --> 00:17:23,260
我挑了一圈的那个背景

440
00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:27,580
我还是觉得现在直播用的这个好像最合适一点

441
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,820
那配色什么的都挺能搭上的

442
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:34,520
但是呃呃这不得有点心意嘛

443
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,780
所以等下下播之后

444
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,700
我再去接着挑一点啊

445
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,420
主播乐乐面补的时候就很端庄

446
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:42,580
那是因为他卡

447
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:46,040
他那个角度基本上补不到他什么

448
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,480
我把手机给他的时候

449
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:48,530
他不敢乱动

450
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,120
他整个人都是僵硬的

451
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:52,310
不像主播非常熟练啊

452
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:53,840
英姿飒爽

453
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,880
上去就开油呃

454
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,380
那个虚拟去一个社交恐惧症的苗子

455
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:06,900
是你去还给你一个每天直播吊儿郎当的腰子嗯

456
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,220
绑在椅子上

457
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,780
椅子被燕子晃塌了

458
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,100
人家这个绑在椅子上

459
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,639
我应该就不会晃了

460
00:18:12,639 --> 00:18:14,619
但是我可能就会往后一倒

461
00:18:14,619 --> 00:18:15,099
你知道吧

462
00:18:15,099 --> 00:18:17,440
就这样这样这样也要坐着

463
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,040
也不坐着

464
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:18,760
也不说话

465
00:18:18,760 --> 00:18:19,960
就就往这里倒

466
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,440
你知道吗

467
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:24,560
这样这样这样这样这样好像那个诶

468
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,390
我黑杯咖啡的

469
00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:30,100
有好拉米莱布利斯塔伊人呢

470
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:32,200
他去看你想考你

471
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,860
一没有想看你

472
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:34,400
hello

473
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,200
又是拉稀拉斯卡

474
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:36,920
口气美

475
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:39,200
当红红的萝卜哎我

476
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:39,740
♪ hey ♪

477
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,639
los

478
00:18:40,639 --> 00:18:44,389
萨尔梅莱弗利斯特伊伦诺

479
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,290
他去看米桑克尼

480
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:48,340
甜蜜的娜卡尼

481
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,940
什么点歌

482
00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,100
弦上有春秋桥

483
00:18:58,860 --> 00:18:59,900
挺怕的

484
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:03,560
明天明天万一要还是这个状态可咋办呢

485
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,080
晚安晚安哎呀

486
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,280
有点害怕了

487
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,340
谁谁展示一下你的淑女和知性

488
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:11,420
那不是要睡觉的歌吗

489
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:16,040
嗯主播主播本来今天刚刚来这个主播送走了

490
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:17,510
直播睡觉切了起来

491
00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:23,450
嗯给我们那么死的在发微信的

492
00:19:23,450 --> 00:19:25,010
我早已太累了

493
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:29,080
♪ 好奇你都没带你的人走了 ♪

494
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,180
阿娜塔尼玛啊

495
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,790
♪ 娜塔尼玛 ♪

496
00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,260
阿达西诺桑

497
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:37,110
这次让我在一直想温暖

498
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,440
♪ 那怕你k那么好的 ♪

499
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:43,100
他到西藏那么自恋

500
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,170
♪ 在爱的海洋 ♪

501
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:47,220
可惜了一点

502
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,290
♪ 背后太太好 ♪

503
00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:49,800
快来啦

504
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:54,120
太太

505
00:19:55,960 --> 00:20:01,290
期吧发了一样一点空

506
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:04,770
要晚安行行行唱唱唱

507
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,190
知道了

508
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:09,190
哎呦不行

509
00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:10,919
状态有点太不好了

510
00:20:11,215 --> 00:20:14,960
对面五个铁盾燕子打不过啊

511
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,040
你怎么能这么说

512
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,419
主播呃算了

513
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,860
主播主播又不是没有五个太多了

514
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:25,520
现在属于一个什么同水平下

515
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:28,400
这个最最最不能打的一个情况啊

516
00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:35,510
播上直播睡觉10万观看

517
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:36,800
我问燕子不值

518
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,180
当一个人够聪明的时候

519
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,010
他直播干嘛都有人看

520
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,579
呃那不出名的时候

521
00:20:41,579 --> 00:20:43,319
他直播干嘛都没人看见

522
00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:46,979
什么叫女性向音声啊

523
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,200
呃我知道男性向音声

524
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:51,320
女性向一般都说什么嗯

525
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,580
云下一珠吹灯捆绑半截流年

526
00:20:59,580 --> 00:21:03,280
♪ 风铃一样衰落在天边 ♪

527
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:03,760
♪ 街上 ♪

528
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,730
一片青海演出一片思念

529
00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:08,500
♪ 蜗牛爬过 ♪

530
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,920
♪ 捞出几缕细 ♪

531
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:14,840
♪ 前1年出漫长挂牵雨天 ♪

532
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,870
一打三挂在墙边

533
00:21:17,870 --> 00:21:21,130
♪ 一日外出一群留恋 ♪

534
00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:24,730
57131成花的鲜甜

535
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,320
汁水太浅

536
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:30,600
♪ 字拖得起岁月的起点 ♪

537
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:37,720
荷叶腼腆是出水的芙蓉面啊

538
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,720
♪ 风刀太钝 ♪

539
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:45,180
♪ 怎刮得掉岁月的秋千 ♪

540
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:47,610
♪ 青山绵延 ♪

541
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,320
是娇艳的美

542
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,560
♪ 人间 ♪

543
00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:55,760
♪ 春摇曳夏燕 ♪

544
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:59,820
♪ 夏季雨成帘 ♪

545
00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:02,760
♪ 秋天雾高远 ♪

546
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,060
♪ 冬雪迎面 ♪

547
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:14,360
♪ 只得将心意漾进去 ♪

548
00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:20,720
♪ 化成藕断后的丝连 ♪

549
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:25,870
怎么代表一人提督投降是吧

550
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:28,360
哇怎么有治疗的人呢

551
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,500
真坏

552
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:32,230
小蓝的二次乘方的牛蛙

553
00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:35,020
谢谢梦瑶和仿生猫老大的加油哦

554
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:35,860
并且支持

555
00:22:35,860 --> 00:22:37,840
谢谢朋友们的打call红豆泥

556
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,190
阿里嘎豆嗯

557
00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:41,400
哎呀

558
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,270
我那个打call是爹

559
00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:50,280
你发那个爹就行

560
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,390
♪ 是水太浅 ♪

561
00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:55,880
♪ 怎托得起岁月的记 ♪

562
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:56,660
♪ 天 ♪

563
00:22:56,660 --> 00:23:01,040
♪ 荷叶腼腆是出水的风 ♪

564
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,720
♪ 风刀太钝 ♪

565
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,980
♪ 怎刮得掉岁月的秋千 ♪

566
00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:13,560
♪ 青山绵延 ♪

567
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,300
是娇艳的美

568
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:17,580
人间

569
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:25,040
♪ 春耀眼夏夜夏季雨成帘 ♪

570
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,770
♪ 秋天高远 ♪

571
00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:32,520
♪ 冬雪迎面 ♪

572
00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:37,850
♪ 只得将心意漾起 ♪

573
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:46,590
♪ 何须化成藕断后的丝连 ♪

574
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:52,170
♪ 只得将心意推迟 ♪

575
00:23:52,170 --> 00:24:00,980
♪ 上天在雪融化之前长眠 ♪

576
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,540
你在那个什么在那个舰长啊

577
00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:06,680
不是呃

578
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,800
up主大表情还是直播间大表情里面

579
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,480
你看一下那个那个里面有一个叫我超爹的

580
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:14,530
那个表情啊

581
00:24:14,530 --> 00:24:15,580
叫蝶啊

582
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:16,660
蝴蝶的蝶对

583
00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:18,919
就这个koma发了这个就是

584
00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:24,040
还好今天今天尽量尽量少唱两句歌吧

585
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,740
今天这个这个嗓子有点跟不上

586
00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:27,920
然后我也没有

587
00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:30,080
基本上没什么气气

588
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:30,860
太短了

589
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:31,700
有点受不了

590
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,630
今天今天今天身体不是特别好

591
00:24:35,630 --> 00:24:37,220
因为呃古文念

592
00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:37,940
对不起

593
00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:38,480
那

594
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,940
武汉今天真就主打一个知性温柔了

595
00:24:45,940 --> 00:24:49,330
本来本来是没太打算来的事

596
00:24:49,330 --> 00:24:50,679
本来没想来

597
00:24:50,679 --> 00:24:53,630
但是我一想到就是准备吧

598
00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:54,830
我我在这准备

599
00:24:54,830 --> 00:24:58,510
我有点怕你们有没有这种大火恐惧症啊

600
00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:02,590
啊有点像那个什么婚前婚前焦虑症

601
00:25:02,590 --> 00:25:04,750
真的都有点像那个婚前焦虑症了

602
00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:08,480
我觉得呃因为结婚跟办纪念回

603
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,980
都是一大堆事情嘛

604
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:13,630
然后之后呃发布了这个新衣服之后

605
00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:17,020
也会进入一个直播的一个一个新的阶段

606
00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:19,100
搞得我就可焦虑了

607
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,060
走吧

608
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,920
哎哟过12点啦

609
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,180
嗯生日快乐

610
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,880
嗯嗯生日快乐

611
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,220
那身体咋了

612
00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:33,040
我昨天有点吃吃吃坏肚子了

613
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,650
哎呀哈哈哈

614
00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:36,150
不是要结婚了

615
00:25:36,150 --> 00:25:38,070
但是这个感觉怎么说呢

616
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,020
比比结婚还严重呢

617
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:41,900
哎呦结婚可以随便糊弄

618
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:45,639
但是生日回这种不能随便糊弄呀

619
00:25:45,639 --> 00:25:48,300
哎哟好焦虑啊是吧

620
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,510
哎呦真的真的有点受不了

621
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:55,450
就这种大火恐惧症啊

622
00:25:55,450 --> 00:25:56,350
一到大火

623
00:25:56,350 --> 00:25:59,350
一旦知道要要特别那啥的哦

624
00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:01,139
什么啊

625
00:26:01,139 --> 00:26:04,300
主播可以给尾巴换皮毛皮

626
00:26:04,300 --> 00:26:06,640
就俩给孩子点关爱吧

627
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,530
有尾巴有升级的

628
00:26:08,530 --> 00:26:10,420
我们这个新的尾巴

629
00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:15,180
它比这个呃一个棍儿更毛毛绒绒的一点

630
00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:17,400
虽然看起来还差不多

631
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,540
没有这么硬了

632
00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:20,680
新尾巴挺柔软的

633
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:25,360
主播的尾巴真的是从呃直直的杵着

634
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:26,960
来来回回的晃

635
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:31,980
一直到什么新皮的那个软软的还会回购

636
00:26:31,980 --> 00:26:34,020
也不知道你们会不会喜欢

637
00:26:36,120 --> 00:26:38,240
谢谢千秋太大气

638
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:38,960
感谢支持

639
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,160
红豆泥阿里嘎多

640
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,900
主播可给尾巴换皮嘛

641
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:42,560
不露脸

642
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,480
哈哈哈哈哎呦

643
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,140
就这俩

644
00:26:45,140 --> 00:26:46,980
因为头发颜色就俩呀

645
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:49,920
呃但是我们那个什么呀

646
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,180
我们的那个呃

647
00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:00,460
只发一套啊

648
00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:03,940
因为另一套的话不太清楚完成度什么样

649
00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:06,100
因为这个工期太赶了

650
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,740
快把小虫熬死了

651
00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:12,230
哈哈不能不能不能那个太欧妈妈呀

652
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:15,230
这后面可能还会再开一个小的

653
00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:17,210
就是升级版的什么功能

654
00:27:17,210 --> 00:27:20,370
就是呃明天生日回没全发出来

655
00:27:20,370 --> 00:27:24,450
可以等到那个一个月黑风高的晚上

656
00:27:24,450 --> 00:27:26,040
然后我们再把它发出来

657
00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:30,170
对对对对

658
00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:34,000
就是那种弯弯的软软的主播

659
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,920
新皮还会有第三只手吗

660
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,020
如果这个程序没写对的话

661
00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:40,000
会有如果程序写对了的话

662
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,679
应该不会哈哈哈

663
00:27:41,679 --> 00:27:43,599
不知道会不会写对呀

664
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:47,679
一个人一个鼠标

665
00:27:47,679 --> 00:27:49,500
一个晚上一个奇迹

666
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,420
其实其实差不多啦

667
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,660
欢迎天机其实差不多了

668
00:27:54,660 --> 00:28:00,720
当初何必现在这个样子也差不多能上能上

669
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,480
但是也也也不

670
00:28:04,940 --> 00:28:07,340
我有点勉强吧

671
00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:08,660
就差了一点点

672
00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:14,030
背景变了可不咋的

673
00:28:15,530 --> 00:28:17,000
嘿嘿嘿

674
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,620
晚上记得要来呀

675
00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:21,500
所以我知道你们你们都看了这一场了

676
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,920
应该也会看生日的那一场吧

677
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,020
马上记得要来呀

678
00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:28,420
主播可可虚了

679
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:29,400
没什么地

680
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,770
但你记得要来哦

681
00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:34,110
♪ 你又匆匆的离开 ♪

682
00:28:34,110 --> 00:28:36,840
和我一你们都能看到吗

683
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,680
竖屏的直播间也有吗

684
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,540
还是都是在pc看的呀

685
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:41,560
让我来看一下

686
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:45,940
我知道当初和你谈未来

687
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,540
我们要是不对啊

688
00:28:49,540 --> 00:28:51,040
这不还是那什么嘛

689
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,000
这不还是过年的那个背景了嗯

690
00:28:57,940 --> 00:28:59,580
这还是过年的

691
00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:03,320
你们都是pc才能看到是吧

692
00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:05,920
为什么还剩一天啊

693
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,340
主播主播这个生日庆会不就是今天吗

694
00:29:09,340 --> 00:29:14,150
可是那是因为为什么这样打

695
00:29:14,150 --> 00:29:19,320
让我看到了挂挂上那个头衔怪不停

696
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:24,120
看到了看到不是很好吧

697
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,590
明天去洗脚

698
00:29:25,590 --> 00:29:26,910
去哪里洗脚啊

699
00:29:26,910 --> 00:29:31,500
啊这什么什么新版的那个过年仪式吗

700
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,940
不能剪头发

701
00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,080
在这洗脚是吧

702
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,610
什么意思啊

703
00:29:35,610 --> 00:29:40,830
彼此可能是他是按照我这边的那个时间算的啊

704
00:29:40,830 --> 00:29:43,139
我这边是啊

705
00:29:43,139 --> 00:29:46,100
哦26号吧

706
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,170
还有24个小时差不多吧

707
00:29:48,170 --> 00:29:49,700
怎么春节这么空

708
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:52,100
镜子自然会反正没空看直播

709
00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:56,820
好吧好吧嗯嗯没关系的

710
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,139
现在还是26号

711
00:30:00,139 --> 00:30:01,609
不是已经过了吗

712
00:30:01,609 --> 00:30:03,139
已经已经过了吧

713
00:30:04,639 --> 00:30:07,830
不是几点来的诶

714
00:30:07,830 --> 00:30:11,010
那为什么他提前就把这个生日背景发给我了

715
00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:12,680
我以为已经过了呢

716
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,900
嗯这不才还有十分钟吗

717
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:19,060
怎么这么我说你就信啊

718
00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:20,740
那我可不得信咋的呀

719
00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:21,700
这么好骗

720
00:30:21,700 --> 00:30:23,330
那天天天天

721
00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:24,860
那我我怎么办嘛

722
00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:25,610
大家说什么

723
00:30:25,610 --> 00:30:27,050
我信什么嗯

724
00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:29,060
我做了一个很好骗的人

725
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,460
这叫真诚

726
00:30:30,460 --> 00:30:31,780
这不叫好骗

727
00:30:32,860 --> 00:30:35,440
怎么能说是好骗呢

728
00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:37,380
你说啥我就信啥

729
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,820
我还祝福你

730
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,800
然后然后那我咋办啊

731
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:41,580
我跟你说

732
00:30:41,580 --> 00:30:42,960
一哭二闹三上吊

733
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,500
我说啊

734
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,440
不要去吗

735
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,570
来看我生日会直播吗

736
00:30:46,570 --> 00:30:48,430
那总不能这样吧

737
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:55,030
总是什么提前15分钟变背景吧

738
00:30:55,030 --> 00:30:56,349
啊这样知道

739
00:30:56,349 --> 00:30:58,119
幸好我今年记得了

740
00:30:58,119 --> 00:31:01,100
我第一次在直播里面过生日的时候

741
00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:03,379
我申请错了

742
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,220
我申请错了生日回的时间了

743
00:31:07,220 --> 00:31:10,160
然后那个我生日当天办的时候就没有

744
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,210
那什么就没有没有那个就没有背景

745
00:31:15,210 --> 00:31:15,810
你知道吧

746
00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:17,520
也没有那个生日礼物

747
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,160
人家进来的都说哎你这不是生日会吗

748
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,310
你那个什么生日王冠

749
00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:23,750
什么生日蛋糕啊

750
00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:24,830
那些东西去哪了

751
00:31:24,830 --> 00:31:26,220
我说我身体有错

752
00:31:27,810 --> 00:31:30,180
今天好多纪念回啥

753
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,080
今天看完了

754
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,790
明天不看我的了是吧

755
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:34,840
哎呀只需要有一个纪念回

756
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,820
但无需是谁在纪念啊

757
00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:37,960
啊不会吧

758
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,750
嗯主播是不是还有九分钟生日回

759
00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:44,120
那可不咋的

760
00:31:44,340 --> 00:31:47,780
到时候给大家看看主播的精二立绘啊

761
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:51,970
主播的精二立绘今天教高非常的美丽啊

762
00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:56,350
除了这个脸部的五官有一点点不像我之外

763
00:31:56,350 --> 00:31:58,409
其他的都非常的好

764
00:31:58,409 --> 00:31:59,099
哎呦

765
00:31:59,099 --> 00:32:04,450
这是主播立绘类的稿件里面嗯最那个啥的

766
00:32:04,450 --> 00:32:06,820
最那个啥的一张最好看的一张

767
00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:09,100
报不出名的都报给别的女人了

768
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:10,620
就不报给我了是吧

769
00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:13,230
好吧好吧嗯

770
00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:15,030
主播主播只会说好吧

771
00:32:15,030 --> 00:32:18,780
所以到最后哎呦算了

772
00:32:18,780 --> 00:32:21,430
看看情况吧

773
00:32:22,810 --> 00:32:24,820
三个主播我后天要出门

774
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,830
你能今天就把你纪念回吗

775
00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:28,030
可不今天打的

776
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:30,130
这不是这不是今天吗

777
00:32:30,130 --> 00:32:31,270
这不还有几分钟

778
00:32:31,270 --> 00:32:32,920
几分钟就今天了吗

779
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,660
没有长大气质

780
00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:35,920
画风换了一点

781
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,720
稍微没有那么疼

782
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,040
你知道吗

783
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,300
稍微没有那么疼了

784
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:42,120
就差了一点点

785
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,080
怎么啦

786
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,220
林子撒梅罗

787
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:46,400
201天快乐

788
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,360
200天快乐呀

789
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,780
经典过一天可不咋的

790
00:32:55,780 --> 00:33:01,020
♪ 但是我第一你需要在这花红妆醉 ♪

791
00:33:01,300 --> 00:33:03,880
谢谢周卓的炸鸡腿

792
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:04,840
感谢支持

793
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,460
那也是长大了

794
00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:08,020
不过生日不长大

795
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:10,800
还能越活越回旋是吧

796
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,139
哎呀等下主播去看看蛋糕的事啊

797
00:33:14,139 --> 00:33:16,179
我就等下去看看蛋糕的事

798
00:33:16,179 --> 00:33:17,859
你跟猫猫同一天生日

799
00:33:17,859 --> 00:33:19,600
祝你也生日快乐

800
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,280
等下等下到12点

801
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,720
先给自己小唱一首啊

802
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,650
先给自己小唱一首

803
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,140
现在小唱一首生日祝福歌

804
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:37,880
♪ 这到底爱无言善辩了 ♪

805
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,820
♪ 自己如果能给她的拥抱的甜 ♪

806
00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:43,040
♪ 言语有多大雨 ♪

807
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,960
有的雨云刚刚听到了吗

808
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:48,100
等下去看看啊

809
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,860
不知道不知道那个好不好看

810
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,760
不好看就不拍

811
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,980
给大家的

812
00:33:52,980 --> 00:33:54,540
买的那个款式

813
00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:56,970
感觉是好吃的那种

814
00:33:56,970 --> 00:33:58,140
不太好看的

815
00:33:58,140 --> 00:33:59,280
你说的特别好吃

816
00:33:59,280 --> 00:33:59,880
那个不行

817
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,360
那个今天不给送

818
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,160
我本来不是说28号嘛

819
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:03,820
他不给送

820
00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:06,400
他要送的话就得我自己开车去了

821
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,140
但我又不会开车

822
00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:10,239
所以没办法呀

823
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,290
哦哎呦

824
00:34:13,290 --> 00:34:14,340
这就到点了吗

825
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:15,300
还有六分钟呢

826
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,380
怎么放这么早呀

827
00:34:16,380 --> 00:34:17,340
等一会儿再说吧

828
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:18,360
等一会儿再放吧

829
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:21,139
嗯猫生日要吃好吃的

830
00:34:21,139 --> 00:34:22,999
可不敢乱吃好吃的了

831
00:34:22,999 --> 00:34:26,560
就呃很久真的很久很久没有

832
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,380
因为吃饭吃东西吃错了

833
00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:31,480
然后胃疼了

834
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:36,610
本来我以为我还跟自己的身体还挺熟悉的

835
00:34:36,610 --> 00:34:40,600
就怎么按照怎么怎么乱搞都不会有问题的

836
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,700
结果没想到会是这样子啊

837
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:45,160
哦明天室友会出没

838
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,600
我们应该不会吧

839
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:47,800
大家都挺忙的

840
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:55,340
♪ 应该巴啦啦啦啦啦啦啦哒哒哒哒哒 ♪

841
00:34:55,340 --> 00:34:56,660
明天生日嘛

842
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,130
嗯是啊

843
00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,660
怎么又胃疼

844
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:03,200
哎呦我吃东西吃错了哈哈

845
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,660
本来那个饮食不规律的时候

846
00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:09,560
其实我我是想着稍微吃多点就吃多点吧

847
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,150
吃多点没关系

848
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:16,580
然后这个呃正好这个去上完课

849
00:35:16,580 --> 00:35:19,280
回来之后消化的差不多了

850
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,480
因为吃的比较饱

851
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,490
就容易犯困嘛

852
00:35:22,490 --> 00:35:23,600
正好下午睡觉

853
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,069
然后早上起来早播

854
00:35:25,069 --> 00:35:28,000
没想到直接一下吃太多了

855
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,440
然后就嘎了

856
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,230
妈妈在呢

857
00:35:35,230 --> 00:35:38,680
谢谢蓝的二次重芳的打call

858
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,460
晚上好

859
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:40,680
元宵茶泡饭

860
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,900
谢谢苍天的十朵小花

861
00:35:42,900 --> 00:35:43,800
感谢支持

862
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,520
红豆泥

863
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,360
阿里嘎多

864
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,900
太破费啦

865
00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:51,440
天地人主播今天生日来着哦

866
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,400
哦对对

867
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,080
我已经不反驳了

868
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,720
还有几分钟还有几分钟了

869
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,220
我的那个海报还没贴呢

870
00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:01,480
下一场的时候

871
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:06,540
贴吧贴在边上的三个活动礼物相关的东西

872
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:09,300
要不现在贴吧马上就下一场了

873
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,200
就没看

874
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,640
现在现在贴吧等一下啊

875
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,040
谢谢红灯笼被点亮了

876
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,320
恭喜深海利亚成为星球守护者

877
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,160
烈焰红的你

878
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:18,920
阿里巴

879
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,390
感谢支持

880
00:36:20,390 --> 00:36:21,920
海报还没做出来

881
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,020
什么海报呀

882
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,060
不是早都做了吗

883
00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,460
不是早都发了吗

884
00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:29,600
在置顶啦

885
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:35,380
♪ candy candy candy candy candy ♪

886
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:40,720
我是人之处

887
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:41,440
不是指导

888
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,120
那不是我该问啥什么可以啊

889
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:50,920
等一下主播做完了

890
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,480
但是当时不好贴

891
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,440
看看这个贴在边上会不会怪怪

892
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:02,340
对面的打开跟观赏是不是一样的颜色

893
00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:03,000
看一下

894
00:37:05,580 --> 00:37:06,900
为什么三张图呢

895
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:07,560
好奇怪啊

896
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,760
我看别人都是鬼片的

897
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,580
我的是三张图什么

898
00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:15,060
我那明信片的背影好像家人了

899
00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,900
已经改过了

900
00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:19,140
也就改过了

901
00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:24,420
之前之前之前更像已经改过了嗯

902
00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:27,600
怎么回事呢

903
00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:29,400
来装修一下吧

904
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,540
小撞一下

905
00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:34,020
♪ 看看卡比卡比卡 ♪

906
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:45,040
♪ 七岁岁岁岁哒啦哒丘丘丘丘丘丘比丘比像家人 ♪

907
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,000
就是家人

908
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,170
那那不是我

909
00:37:47,170 --> 00:37:48,340
我的公式服

910
00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:50,580
披头散发的公式服

911
00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:55,080
加上那个什么嗯

912
00:38:04,399 --> 00:38:05,979
主播不仅像莲宝

913
00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:06,939
还像家人

914
00:38:06,939 --> 00:38:07,869
又是什么

915
00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,260
紫色猫雷

916
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:14,780
这个这个什么

917
00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:18,260
就是底边小v为了碰瓷能有多努力啊

918
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:21,020
可以剪一下底边小v为了为了什么

919
00:38:21,020 --> 00:38:24,410
为了碰瓷大v到底能有多努力啊

920
00:38:24,410 --> 00:38:26,270
这玩意有点看不清啊

921
00:38:26,270 --> 00:38:28,910
卧槽这海报明明天明天我看一下

922
00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:29,870
怎么重做一下吧

923
00:38:29,870 --> 00:38:31,010
感觉有点看不清啊

924
00:38:31,010 --> 00:38:33,440
大家放大了看还挺不错的

925
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,020
放小了看真真有那么一点点都看不清了

926
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,180
在心中与过的

927
00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:41,560
我拿电脑看的

928
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,940
我是看不太清啊

929
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:44,320
不知道你们能不能看得清

930
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,160
我有点看不太清了

931
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,760
等一下啊

932
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,720
我把它删了

933
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,460
然后放到那个什么里面吧

934
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:53,840
vt s里面看看

935
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,300
马上就要公布我的立绘了

936
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,779
改了你要跟谁公之于众啊

937
00:38:58,779 --> 00:39:01,779
你要你要你要你要跟谁公布啊

938
00:39:01,779 --> 00:39:02,979
♪ 突然看见了 ♪

939
00:39:02,979 --> 00:39:06,010
希望这玩意这玩意儿能不能变小点啊

940
00:39:06,010 --> 00:39:07,450
可以可以在这在这

941
00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:11,520
♪ 因为我还试图找个人让自己变得完整 ♪

942
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,970
这一刻我放手自由

943
00:39:14,970 --> 00:39:18,280
原来爱是爱上所有不同

944
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,640
是不是有点太呃

945
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,670
我怎么觉得人家的这个都很明显的

946
00:39:24,670 --> 00:39:26,020
有点小糊啊

947
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,780
大家有点小糊饿

948
00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:33,720
爱如天气如火花的你

949
00:39:34,860 --> 00:39:36,360
他本来是透明的

950
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,220
因为是不是有点糊啊

951
00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:39,820
是有点糊

952
00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:40,540
我再修修吧

953
00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:41,260
我再修修

954
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:42,380
别急

955
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,080
♪ 在 ♪

956
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,660
♪ 心中与我对话 ♪

957
00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:50,260
不行的话

958
00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:53,530
拉一个那种巨大的哎哎哎哎哎去哪啊

959
00:39:53,530 --> 00:39:56,819
不想拉一个巨大的那种大长条啊啊

960
00:39:56,969 --> 00:40:01,379
然后每一样礼物单独去这一行的那种那种

961
00:40:01,379 --> 00:40:02,729
就感觉好一些

962
00:40:04,479 --> 00:40:06,700
哎哎哎啊

963
00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,650
我真的服了

964
00:40:08,650 --> 00:40:10,960
他怎么这样子啊

965
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,360
还不唱歌

966
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,100
我先把海报贴完了

967
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:15,060
先天窗花

968
00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:15,960
你怎么来了

969
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,340
我不说我要来吗

970
00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:18,890
我肯定要来啊

971
00:40:19,055 --> 00:40:20,990
那我要不去哪了

972
00:40:20,990 --> 00:40:22,100
我不来我干嘛

973
00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:24,660
我肯定来啊

974
00:40:27,539 --> 00:40:29,089
♪ 用力感受 ♪

975
00:40:29,089 --> 00:40:31,609
来到点唱歌了是吧

976
00:40:31,609 --> 00:40:33,019
来来来来

977
00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:35,399
我肯定来呀

978
00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:36,929
留给你妈

979
00:40:36,929 --> 00:40:37,619
主播

980
00:40:37,619 --> 00:40:38,279
主播来了

981
00:40:38,279 --> 00:40:39,719
让你失望了是吧

982
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,609
现在自己来首生日快乐歌

983
00:40:41,609 --> 00:40:42,389
不着急

984
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:44,980
给自己来首生日快乐歌

985
00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:46,060
简单小唱一下

986
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,840
然后晚上再说嗯

987
00:40:48,399 --> 00:40:54,640
如海风轻轻抚摸

988
00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:58,090
♪ 爱如天气 ♪

989
00:40:58,090 --> 00:41:00,280
如火花的你

990
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,280
在心中与我对望

991
00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:11,100
生日快乐

992
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,380
祝我生日快乐

993
00:41:15,820 --> 00:41:19,899
祝我生日快乐

994
00:41:19,899 --> 00:41:22,839
♪ 祝我生日快乐 ♪

995
00:41:23,979 --> 00:41:26,320
嗯嘿嘿哎

996
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,240
1年唱300首300次

997
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:31,300
这首歌只有一次是给自己唱的啊

998
00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:36,680
今天就是给自己唱的非常重要的一首歌呢

999
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,730
今天你生日送上我祝福

1000
00:41:40,730 --> 00:41:44,630
特别的日子有灿烂的笑容

1001
00:41:44,630 --> 00:41:46,430
我们来相聚

1002
00:41:46,430 --> 00:41:48,680
带着满满的关爱

1003
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,090
祝福你

1004
00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:52,440
好运常伴

1005
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,630
点燃了蜡烛

1006
00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:56,670
许下你心愿

1007
00:41:56,670 --> 00:42:00,670
未来的日子每个梦想都实现

1008
00:42:00,670 --> 00:42:02,460
唱首祝福歌

1009
00:42:02,460 --> 00:42:04,680
我们相亲又相爱

1010
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,700
祝福你健康平安

1011
00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:14,560
为所有的烦恼说拜拜

1012
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:18,720
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

1013
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:22,920
♪ 亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐 ♪

1014
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,520
每一天都精彩

1015
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:30,570
爱看幸福的花儿为你盛开

1016
00:42:30,570 --> 00:42:34,660
听美妙的音乐为你喝彩

1017
00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:38,890
♪ 亲爱的亲爱的生日快乐 ♪

1018
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:44,000
祝你幸福永远幸福永远

1019
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,390
说嗨嗨

1020
00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:49,100
跟所有的快乐说嗨嗨

1021
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,140
谢谢大家

1022
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,940
谢谢大家

1023
00:42:52,940 --> 00:42:54,359
感谢支持

1024
00:42:54,359 --> 00:42:55,819
阿里嘎多

1025
00:42:55,819 --> 00:42:57,919
没有什么过生日的实感

1026
00:42:57,919 --> 00:43:00,259
一下子没想懵了啊

1027
00:43:00,259 --> 00:43:01,459
今天过生日了

1028
00:43:01,459 --> 00:43:02,730
就这种感觉

1029
00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:11,400
给我最喜欢的紫色肥猫点一首

1030
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,380
给所有的白银说白白

1031
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:14,780
给冰冰说

1032
00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:19,710
还在生日的这天就开始溜啊

1033
00:43:19,710 --> 00:43:20,580
就开始溜

1034
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:20,820
乱

1035
00:43:20,820 --> 00:43:22,800
七八糟的东西不太好吧

1036
00:43:24,020 --> 00:43:26,000
这样真的好吗

1037
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,860
这不好这不行

1038
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:30,700
那为你盛开

1039
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:32,740
听美妙的音乐

1040
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,740
为你喝彩

1041
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:36,120
亲爱的

1042
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,080
♪ 亲爱的 ♪

1043
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,910
♪ 生日快乐 ♪

1044
00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:43,280
♪ 祝你幸福永远幸福永远 ♪

1045
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:46,940
给我戴什么头冠啊

1046
00:43:46,940 --> 00:43:52,460
柳州这个这个你等一下我找找

1047
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:53,720
这是戴什么头发

1048
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:54,620
哎呀太绿了

1049
00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:55,880
我受不了了

1050
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,760
明天得把所有的那个什么都藏在边上

1051
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,129
要不然一切换就开始绿啊啊

1052
00:44:02,129 --> 00:44:04,920
脑子脑子受不了了

1053
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,140
♪ 亲爱的亲爱的 ♪

1054
00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:08,940
♪ 生日快乐 ♪

1055
00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:11,840
每一天都精彩

1056
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:16,550
♪ 看幸福的花儿为你盛开 ♪

1057
00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:20,420
♪ 听美妙的音乐为你喝彩 ♪

1058
00:44:20,420 --> 00:44:24,120
哈哈真的真的真的怎么样怎么样

1059
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,000
带了带了可以可以可以不用

1060
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,020
就是紫色肥猫

1061
00:44:28,020 --> 00:44:29,460
脑子有点太大了

1062
00:44:29,460 --> 00:44:31,740
一般能围一圈的那种呃

1063
00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:36,160
这个什么一般能围一圈的这种这种这种王冠啊

1064
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,070
在我脑袋上小得像一个尘埃一样

1065
00:44:39,070 --> 00:44:40,450
怎么回事呢

1066
00:44:40,450 --> 00:44:41,870
生日快乐

1067
00:44:41,870 --> 00:44:43,480
谢谢仙子猪

1068
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,450
阿里嘎多

1069
00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:47,460
什么叫生日过的太多

1070
00:44:47,460 --> 00:44:50,419
习惯了没有

1071
00:44:50,419 --> 00:44:53,059
还是还是得跟大家一起说说话

1072
00:44:53,059 --> 00:44:54,829
有那种过生日的感觉

1073
00:44:54,829 --> 00:44:59,639
嗯等下出门放个烟花钱啊

1074
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:02,060
想放个烟花捏

1075
00:45:02,879 --> 00:45:05,999
我们是双冠王

1076
00:45:05,999 --> 00:45:07,079
我们又是双冠王

1077
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:08,339
我们什么双冠王

1078
00:45:08,339 --> 00:45:09,659
那个尾巴也来一个嘛

1079
00:45:09,659 --> 00:45:10,439
尾巴不行

1080
00:45:10,439 --> 00:45:13,910
尾巴尾巴铁的话会打脑袋的

1081
00:45:13,910 --> 00:45:16,010
我还以为今天生日会

1082
00:45:16,010 --> 00:45:17,410
二是生日会

1083
00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:22,480
但是那个呃是下一场

1084
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,560
不是这场啊

1085
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:27,280
这场是昨天的那场加特林这个东西不是

1086
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,900
然后网上炒火了之后变成180

1087
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,030
好多东西都这样的

1088
00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:40,060
现在我去看那个淘宝去看血氧仪

1089
00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:42,580
发现我之前180买的血氧仪都降价

1090
00:45:42,580 --> 00:45:43,910
降到七八十

1091
00:45:43,910 --> 00:45:45,650
感觉自己很冤啊

1092
00:45:48,170 --> 00:45:54,620
120都想要每个地方卖家不一样的

1093
00:45:54,620 --> 00:45:55,240
♪ 我 ♪

1094
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,190
我被加特林把衣服烧了

1095
00:46:06,190 --> 00:46:10,000
这种不是你得往后退好多才能才能去看的吗

1096
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,780
不特别的危险

1097
00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:15,980
先看那个放烟花的视频解馋

1098
00:46:15,980 --> 00:46:17,280
有一个叫什么

1099
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,690
我忘记叫什么了

1100
00:46:18,690 --> 00:46:21,660
他那个就是你喷一阵子之后

1101
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:23,280
他忽然会停一下

1102
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,020
再等个15秒左右

1103
00:46:25,020 --> 00:46:26,920
他才会接着开始喷啊

1104
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,160
我觉得这种设计就间隔时间太久了

1105
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,800
这种设计就是为了误伤设计出来了

1106
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,200
真的因为真的很容易一到那个什么

1107
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,700
因为他第一波喷完了之后

1108
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:38,840
你以为后面没有了

1109
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,730
你就走上前去

1110
00:46:40,730 --> 00:46:42,260
正好过七八秒的时间

1111
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:44,240
然后他又在你眼睛前面炸开了

1112
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:45,050
就很危险

1113
00:46:45,050 --> 00:46:47,610
感觉要过30秒

1114
00:46:47,610 --> 00:46:48,700
这么久啊

1115
00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:50,830
那怪不得会不会烧衣服

1116
00:46:50,830 --> 00:46:52,580
真恐怖啊

1117
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:54,800
换了衣服还有雨刮器看吗

1118
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,350
有的耳朵尾巴雨刮器

1119
00:46:57,350 --> 00:47:00,210
这都是肯定不会舍弃的东西啊

1120
00:47:00,210 --> 00:47:01,470
不会忘记的东西

1121
00:47:01,470 --> 00:47:03,510
不会忘记的人呃

1122
00:47:03,510 --> 00:47:05,580
你是晚上好

1123
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,700
买的时候会跟你说这个能放多久呃

1124
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,380
我真的没有自己亲手放过那种烟花嗯

1125
00:47:15,380 --> 00:47:16,240
胆子小

1126
00:47:16,450 --> 00:47:20,530
现在想玩也玩不到了啊

1127
00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:22,570
没有放过那种大烟花

1128
00:47:22,570 --> 00:47:25,120
一般都是我躲在那个别人后面

1129
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:27,280
让推着别人去点火啊

1130
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:27,880
晚上好

1131
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:28,480
晚上好

1132
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,480
生日快乐

1133
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,940
先从其他女人直播间薅羊毛

1134
00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:32,900
薅羊毛给我

1135
00:47:32,900 --> 00:47:33,890
你心里有我

1136
00:47:33,890 --> 00:47:35,920
她真的我哭死

1137
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,020
那种礼物能打pk吗

1138
00:47:38,020 --> 00:47:38,620
可以吧

1139
00:47:38,620 --> 00:47:39,580
我不知道呀

1140
00:47:39,580 --> 00:47:40,600
应该可以吧

1141
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,630
嗯我看你是没自己买过

1142
00:47:43,630 --> 00:47:44,600
那可不咋的

1143
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,100
没自己买过了

1144
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,960
你不如跟我聊点什么钓鱼

1145
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:48,800
鱼竿之类的

1146
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,870
我好歹还去过渔具店里面

1147
00:47:50,870 --> 00:47:52,970
我真没去过烟花店

1148
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:55,940
谢谢狂徒贼的这个好耶和打call

1149
00:47:55,940 --> 00:47:56,870
谢谢支持

1150
00:47:56,870 --> 00:47:57,410
红豆泥

1151
00:47:57,410 --> 00:48:00,770
阿里嘎多

1152
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,880
谢谢喵幸福了

1153
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,930
♪ 这个季节穿你的脸 ♪

1154
00:48:07,930 --> 00:48:10,340
♪ 就想点一首 ♪

1155
00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:18,340
♪ 我的房间里突然七里香的很 ♪

1156
00:48:18,340 --> 00:48:21,940
我此刻却只哎呀算了

1157
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:24,460
不能跟你唱这句好变态啊

1158
00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:27,300
钓鱼太上流了

1159
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:30,880
现在上游流嘛一直都有啊

1160
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,140
那个航海回馈

1161
00:48:32,140 --> 00:48:33,280
只要挂在边上

1162
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:34,870
就是一直有礼物的人

1163
00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:40,940
♪ 用我的心往后一点几句是非 ♪

1164
00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:46,260
♪ 也无法将我的热情冷却 ♪

1165
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:51,740
♪ 你出现在我诗的每一页 ♪

1166
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:53,360
因为我现在就给你唱

1167
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,860
可以呀可以呀

1168
00:48:54,860 --> 00:48:58,260
明天的那个新一展是的环节

1169
00:48:58,260 --> 00:48:59,880
哎呀我确实有点担心

1170
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,220
有点捏一把汗

1171
00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:05,040
我发现你们觉得反差太大了

1172
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,100
谢谢正中眉心暴击的狂徒贼

1173
00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:09,660
自动续费的舰长啊

1174
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:10,920
我超电红灯

1175
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,880
你应该都美颜

1176
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,680
mia生日快乐

1177
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,100
感谢支持

1178
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,900
谢谢狂徒贼的舰长

1179
00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:21,490
你卧槽

1180
00:49:21,490 --> 00:49:24,120
爹有多大

1181
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:28,640
特别大超级大嗯

1182
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,080
特特别大呀

1183
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,140
特别大

1184
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,439
晚上好嗯

1185
00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:36,579
活下去

1186
00:49:36,579 --> 00:49:38,439
这都是跟谁学的呀

1187
00:49:38,439 --> 00:49:39,939
哎呦我真是服了

1188
00:49:39,939 --> 00:49:43,080
天天大大家就学画是吧

1189
00:49:43,540 --> 00:49:46,000
主播预防针都打好了

1190
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,440
即使是忽然官宣

1191
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,359
我们也可以接受了

1192
00:49:49,359 --> 00:49:50,919
我打的是新衣服

1193
00:49:50,919 --> 00:49:53,079
长相好像不太一样的

1194
00:49:53,079 --> 00:49:57,319
那个那个预防针打的又不是那啥的

1195
00:49:57,319 --> 00:49:59,329
压岁钱给了好

1196
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:03,480
年年岁岁平平安安多

1197
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,160
假期两天就糖入味了

1198
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,060
不瞒你说

1199
00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:07,380
其实已经入味了

1200
00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:11,000
我刚刚拿到手的时候特别不适应啊哈哈

1201
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,850
我刚拿到手的时候特别不适应了

1202
00:50:13,850 --> 00:50:17,360
但是就是后面就好多了

1203
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:18,680
后面就好多了

1204
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,699
嗯这都播了一个点了

1205
00:50:21,699 --> 00:50:25,430
好等一下怎么要减班啊

1206
00:50:25,430 --> 00:50:26,510
要减啊

1207
00:50:26,510 --> 00:50:28,559
还是主播

1208
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,299
等下等下呃

1209
00:50:30,299 --> 00:50:32,200
早点下嗯

1210
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,430
♪ 一天过了一天 ♪

1211
00:50:35,430 --> 00:50:39,400
我的人说话都没有用过力啊

1212
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,100
我现在说话都是比较省力的去说了

1213
00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:44,920
你们可能觉得有点中气不足啊

1214
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,730
对我没有

1215
00:50:45,730 --> 00:50:48,000
我没有那个太那个峡谷

1216
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,760
没有太用力过什么

1217
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,850
给点呃

1218
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:53,860
今天就不加了

1219
00:50:53,860 --> 00:50:54,940
一个半小时

1220
00:50:54,940 --> 00:50:56,140
差不多可以了

1221
00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:56,920
你先别急

1222
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:57,640
我在睡觉

1223
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:58,750
等下我也去睡

1224
00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:03,320
呵呵我的爱丫爱丫没时差

1225
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:08,240
♪ 等待是我为你付出的代价 ♪

1226
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,620
♪ 不会啊 ♪

1227
00:51:09,620 --> 00:51:14,560
我希望我希望那什么昨天记得都没大睡好

1228
00:51:14,685 --> 00:51:17,170
昨天挺挺累的

1229
00:51:17,170 --> 00:51:19,420
希望今天能好好睡个觉

1230
00:51:19,420 --> 00:51:21,100
要不要不要胃疼疼

1231
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:25,140
醒了听不见

1232
00:51:27,159 --> 00:51:30,940
♪ 爱我的话给我回答 ♪

1233
00:51:30,940 --> 00:51:34,640
♪ 我的爱丫爱丫没时差 ♪

1234
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:39,980
♪ 等待是我为你付出的代价 ♪

1235
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:42,820
♪ 不安我喜欢你 ♪

1236
00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:48,319
♪ 从来不会说多在乎你到底懂不懂你 ♪

1237
00:51:48,319 --> 00:51:53,480
♪ 有没有对我一点点心动啊 ♪

1238
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,140
爱我的话给我对自己好点的

1239
00:51:57,140 --> 00:51:58,310
那谁干活啊

1240
00:51:58,310 --> 00:52:00,580
嗯那个我没啥事

1241
00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:01,600
我自己好累

1242
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,160
没人干活了呀

1243
00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:05,880
那不得不得有人干活

1244
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:06,780
有人写作业

1245
00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:07,740
有人去上课

1246
00:52:07,740 --> 00:52:09,660
有人给自己做饭吃吗

1247
00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:12,770
那主播主播也不会分身啊

1248
00:52:12,770 --> 00:52:13,670
那咋办

1249
00:52:14,810 --> 00:52:16,730
过了这两天就好了

1250
00:52:16,730 --> 00:52:19,560
嗯虽然我感觉我生日会记得

1251
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,750
不知道能来多少人了

1252
00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:24,150
也不知道会有多少人想看

1253
00:52:24,150 --> 00:52:28,380
嗯感觉就是其实好像就我比较期待

1254
00:52:28,380 --> 00:52:29,700
我不知道大家期不期待

1255
00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:31,700
好像是我最期待

1256
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:34,310
反而是主播本人最期待的

1257
00:52:34,310 --> 00:52:39,740
哎呦嗯不知道不知道大家有没有期待

1258
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,650
我也觉得挺紧张的

1259
00:52:41,650 --> 00:52:44,860
很多时候都因为就这种这种大活

1260
00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:46,540
一到大活当头

1261
00:52:46,540 --> 00:52:50,110
我就像那个脑袋上面顶了个实线一样

1262
00:52:50,110 --> 00:52:51,770
压力可大了

1263
00:52:51,770 --> 00:52:58,020
嗯真的开着可不开着打的燕子假期结束了

1264
00:52:58,020 --> 00:52:59,550
不是明天才结束吗

1265
00:52:59,550 --> 00:53:00,420
我说了

1266
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:03,440
国内假期不是今天才结束吗

1267
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,460
还有时间看完

1268
00:53:04,460 --> 00:53:06,800
我上次回呢我出去看流量剧

1269
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,150
我哪有时间啊

1270
00:53:08,150 --> 00:53:09,740
我上课都请假了

1271
00:53:09,740 --> 00:53:12,330
我这两天就是去上班

1272
00:53:12,330 --> 00:53:14,340
上课就不上就不上了

1273
00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:16,580
嗯这两天已经请完假了

1274
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:18,880
哪有空啊

1275
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:21,820
谢谢可乐曼的心动盲盒的爱心抱枕

1276
00:53:21,820 --> 00:53:23,560
感谢支持啊

1277
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,290
哎哟有的时候觉得什么呢

1278
00:53:26,290 --> 00:53:29,900
主播我请假年假扣除一天什么

1279
00:53:29,900 --> 00:53:32,140
2023年刚刚开头

1280
00:53:32,140 --> 00:53:34,900
为了看主播生日会请假是吧

1281
00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:37,240
主播会一直记得这份恩情的

1282
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:40,840
这份恩情到生日会结束之前我都不会忘记的

1283
00:53:41,359 --> 00:53:46,159
哎这份恩情到生日会结束之前我都不会忘记的

1284
00:53:46,159 --> 00:53:49,339
嗯会不会影响出勤啊

1285
00:53:49,339 --> 00:53:51,739
没事就是发了那个请假的话

1286
00:53:51,739 --> 00:53:53,680
发了邮件的话没问题

1287
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,900
但是要是不交代

1288
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,220
直接就去的话

1289
00:53:57,220 --> 00:54:00,940
直接就不去的话会有问题

1290
00:54:02,259 --> 00:54:05,099
我头晕想吐是扬了的症状吗

1291
00:54:05,099 --> 00:54:06,299
每个人不一样啊

1292
00:54:06,299 --> 00:54:11,020
但这个时候这个时候也静养静养

1293
00:54:11,020 --> 00:54:12,319
多喝水捏

1294
00:54:12,319 --> 00:54:16,069
也可能是你电子产品接触的太多了

1295
00:54:16,069 --> 00:54:19,850
不是是请假去线下找一只猫猫啊

1296
00:54:19,850 --> 00:54:21,470
猫咖是吧

1297
00:54:21,470 --> 00:54:26,450
哎呀怎么有人老男人也喜欢去猫咖啊

1298
00:54:26,450 --> 00:54:29,420
我以为这个只有那种小妹妹喜欢啊

1299
00:54:29,420 --> 00:54:33,199
小妹妹每天这个油罐罐的

1300
00:54:33,199 --> 00:54:35,119
然后这个春猫咖喝个咖啡

1301
00:54:35,119 --> 00:54:36,529
打个卡啥的

1302
00:54:36,529 --> 00:54:38,220
不会是那什么吧

1303
00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,200
请问是主播这里的假

1304
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,820
你给我请假是吧

1305
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:45,630
大家平常的时候都来一到主播一过生日

1306
00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:49,870
就是呃有事要回家了

1307
00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:53,110
家里面蟑螂要生小孩了啊

1308
00:54:53,110 --> 00:54:56,650
这个这个这个什么秦始皇复活了

1309
00:54:56,650 --> 00:54:58,490
我要买票去看是吧

1310
00:54:58,490 --> 00:55:00,470
哈哈哈哈哎哟

1311
00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:05,060
因为这几天很多人都感冒了

1312
00:55:05,060 --> 00:55:06,920
怎么换季了吗

1313
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,960
有什么温差之类的吗

1314
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,120
还是在外面走太多了

1315
00:55:13,319 --> 00:55:15,779
哎呦今天今天真早点下了

1316
00:55:15,779 --> 00:55:16,919
今天真早点下吧

1317
00:55:16,919 --> 00:55:18,800
我我身体状况不是太好

1318
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,600
感觉有点有点差

1319
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,080
有那么一点点差

1320
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:23,100
直播状态

1321
00:55:23,100 --> 00:55:25,620
我本来想着播着播着可能能好一点的

1322
00:55:25,620 --> 00:55:29,040
结果发现好像没没好一个小时了

1323
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:30,360
要是还没救过来

1324
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,400
就是递话还没把我弟醒

1325
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,000
那就那就改了

1326
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,350
那就那就真的好像就改了

1327
00:55:37,650 --> 00:55:38,870
主播信我

1328
00:55:38,870 --> 00:55:41,100
我对你的爱天地可鉴

1329
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:43,860
你要是你要是天地可鉴的话

1330
00:55:43,860 --> 00:55:48,320
你就不至于在这个后面哐哐哐哐的开个杠了哦

1331
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,919
晚安啦晚安晚安花生生日快乐

1332
00:55:52,919 --> 00:55:54,419
谢谢阿里嘎多

1333
00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:58,500
呆一天

1334
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,540
不知道你要什么

1335
00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:08,140
♪ 在我心 ♪

1336
00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:11,640
晚安晚安

1337
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,570
两个都没事

1338
00:56:19,570 --> 00:56:21,540
什么是两个呀

1339
00:56:24,300 --> 00:56:26,120
可能是刚看的游戏

1340
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:27,900
是主播气晕了

1341
00:56:27,939 --> 00:56:29,049
你别急

1342
00:56:29,049 --> 00:56:31,179
等主播播恐怖游戏的时候

1343
00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:35,180
你也会被主播气晕的小问题小问题

1344
00:56:35,259 --> 00:56:38,439
等主播播那个恐怖游戏的时候

1345
00:56:38,439 --> 00:56:40,719
你也会被主播气晕的

1346
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,360
你能比我138给肥猫生日回上舰吗

1347
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,680
肥猫就是我

1348
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:46,400
你给我上架

1349
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,610
还有我v你三八不是说你今天不可以呀

1350
00:56:49,610 --> 00:56:51,530
什么主播你直播

1351
00:56:51,530 --> 00:56:54,170
但是我水群你会觉得不尊重吗

1352
00:56:57,980 --> 00:57:00,940
说这个世界就是如果我直播

1353
00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:02,410
你愿意来看我

1354
00:57:02,410 --> 00:57:03,940
那我肯定是高兴的

1355
00:57:03,940 --> 00:57:07,930
但是你要是不来看我就水泉的话

1356
00:57:07,930 --> 00:57:10,359
那说实话也是你的自由

1357
00:57:10,359 --> 00:57:13,059
但是肯定不会有你来看我那么开心

1358
00:57:13,059 --> 00:57:17,400
但是我也不会就是什么尊重不尊重的对吧

1359
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:20,610
这个这个有点太太太过头了

1360
00:57:20,610 --> 00:57:22,200
不至于到那个程度啊

1361
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:26,220
嗯对今天已经可以说是快乐的夜

1362
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,580
还没被主播气

1363
00:57:28,580 --> 00:57:30,590
明天就被主播吓晕

1364
00:57:30,590 --> 00:57:34,320
哈哈主播尖叫是吧

1365
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,450
主播下次那个是什么呀

1366
00:57:36,450 --> 00:57:39,120
哦你能v我1998吗

1367
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:39,900
肥猫社会

1368
00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:42,100
我想进度太感动了

1369
00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:45,160
把金星的话截图挂在直播间里

1370
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:47,900
肥猫生日会我上提督啊

1371
00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:49,370
挂在直播间里面啊

1372
00:57:49,370 --> 00:57:52,980
今天晚上等你等你懂了就懂了哦

1373
00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:54,560
主播你直播

1374
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,120
但是我跟群友开周吧

1375
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,320
你会觉得不尊重吗

1376
00:57:57,320 --> 00:58:00,230
我不知道各个那个什么呀

1377
00:58:00,630 --> 00:58:08,459
各个各个这个呃全管理的这个状态不一样

1378
00:58:08,459 --> 00:58:15,470
我是觉得就这玩意儿不知道不知道咋说啊

1379
00:58:15,470 --> 00:58:19,900
嗯反正大家一起玩玩得开心又没有什么太

1380
00:58:19,900 --> 00:58:22,780
但是他太大的问题的话

1381
00:58:22,780 --> 00:58:25,920
我一般都是不管的

1382
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,060
你赶紧过来

1383
00:58:27,060 --> 00:58:28,860
我保证晚上来都不来

1384
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:30,300
你怎么这么好呀

1385
00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:31,520
太感人了

1386
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,520
虚拟主播的共有特质

1387
00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:35,780
恐怖游戏不吓人

1388
00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:37,860
吓人的是主播本身

1389
00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:39,300
播我就开始哭

1390
00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,140
怎么办呢

1391
00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:41,270
呃怎么办

1392
00:58:41,270 --> 00:58:43,610
燕子能借我钱开肚子吗

1393
00:58:44,690 --> 00:58:47,279
嗯九出三归可以啊

1394
00:58:47,279 --> 00:58:48,629
主播借你多少

1395
00:58:48,629 --> 00:58:50,500
主播借你1998

1396
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,840
你还主播19998

1397
00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:56,450
就是多了九块的利息也非常简单啊

1398
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,190
问就是自动续费

1399
00:58:58,190 --> 00:58:58,970
人气多

1400
00:58:58,970 --> 00:59:00,800
自动续费提督是吧

1401
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,700
哈哈哈哈哈哎呦

1402
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:05,610
主播直播间自动续费提督喜加一

1403
00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:09,189
这个天顶之星香草加橙汁

1404
00:59:09,189 --> 00:59:10,020
再加一个

1405
00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:13,380
今夕主播直播间有三个拿到了内测功能

1406
00:59:13,380 --> 00:59:16,500
可以连续自动续费提督的哥们儿

1407
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:17,960
怎么回事呢

1408
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:20,360
事实上没一个哭的

1409
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:20,780
没关系

1410
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:21,500
我可以做

1411
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:25,140
你列表里面所有女主播里面就是玩恐怖游戏

1412
00:59:25,140 --> 00:59:27,390
最最那个啥的

1413
00:59:27,390 --> 00:59:27,960
呃

1414
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,200
哭得最惨的我不行

1415
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,220
我记得我有压力

1416
00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:33,090
压力大

1417
00:59:33,090 --> 00:59:34,140
一玩恐怖游戏

1418
00:59:34,140 --> 00:59:37,080
那种压力就是如影随形的跟在我身边

1419
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:40,680
我觉得呃挺吓人的叫法

1420
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,960
虽然b站能播的恐怖游戏

1421
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:45,420
应该也没有吓人到那种程度了

1422
00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:48,820
但是我害怕的其实是未知

1423
00:59:48,820 --> 00:59:51,070
不知道什么东西会那么吓人

1424
00:59:51,070 --> 00:59:53,260
最害怕的是这种感觉

1425
00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:58,090
我胆子小

1426
00:59:58,090 --> 00:59:59,500
你别别那什么

1427
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:03,750
我你别看主播平常没事骂骂你的时候啊

1428
01:00:03,915 --> 01:00:08,430
嗯谢谢文静的舰长获得你阿里巴德

1429
01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:10,740
我超电太破费了

1430
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:15,860
感谢支持写文件的舰长也不谢谢啊

1431
01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:16,880
谢谢喵

1432
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,640
他们都嘎嘎的

1433
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,660
可不就主播主播真乐不出来

1434
01:00:22,660 --> 01:00:24,880
我会很紧张地盯着屏幕

1435
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:25,690
你知道吗

1436
01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:29,760
主播骂过你们主播不好意思啊

1437
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,440
我不好意思啊

1438
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:35,400
哎呀你们你们比主播大的主播不好意思骂主播

1439
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,740
骂的话得把对方当成小孩儿

1440
01:00:37,740 --> 01:00:38,790
你知道吧

1441
01:00:38,790 --> 01:00:42,740
我就就得把对方当成那个小孩子

1442
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:46,800
但是也不一定是对方生理年龄比我小啊

1443
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:47,940
比如说在我心里面

1444
01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:48,960
我可以喷喷谁

1445
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,280
我喷喷天顶之星

1446
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:52,530
我觉得天理之星心理年龄比我小

1447
01:00:52,530 --> 01:00:53,960
我可以骂骂谁

1448
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:55,340
跟爸爸沈毅

1449
01:00:55,340 --> 01:00:57,320
我觉得沈毅心理年龄比我小

1450
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:59,720
虽然他俩应该都比我大嗯

1451
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,360
谢谢周卓的舰长

1452
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,100
谢谢潮汐的舰长

1453
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:05,990
太破费了

1454
01:01:05,990 --> 01:01:07,580
感谢支持

1455
01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:10,340
获得你阿里嘎多

1456
01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:11,750
谢谢谢谢了

1457
01:01:11,750 --> 01:01:15,520
卧槽198舰长太破费了

1458
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,800
谢谢周卓的舰长

1459
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:21,259
面对潮汐的舰长

1460
01:01:21,259 --> 01:01:22,819
祝我生日快乐后

1461
01:01:22,819 --> 01:01:24,019
叫你阿里嘎多

1462
01:01:24,019 --> 01:01:26,340
困了困了挂着睡觉是吧

1463
01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:28,200
肥猫今天攻击性不错

1464
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:28,920
给你两拳

1465
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,800
duang duang的呃

1466
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:33,100
主播能祝我生日快乐吗

1467
01:01:33,100 --> 01:01:35,710
文静也过生日生日吗

1468
01:01:35,710 --> 01:01:38,680
主播能不能骂沈老师就能骂我了

1469
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,320
我祝沈老师这辈子呃

1470
01:01:43,930 --> 01:01:44,410
呃

1471
01:01:44,410 --> 01:01:47,590
都看不到自己喜欢的这个呃

1472
01:01:47,590 --> 01:01:50,260
呃漂亮女孩子的脚啊

1473
01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:55,739
呃谢谢冬依然心痛得你

1474
01:01:55,739 --> 01:01:57,539
爱丽爱豆这次是真的生日吗

1475
01:01:57,539 --> 01:01:59,549
这真的是真的生日了

1476
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:00,599
这是真的

1477
01:02:00,599 --> 01:02:01,470
哎呦

1478
01:02:01,470 --> 01:02:03,000
怎么回事呢

1479
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,440
这是真生日

1480
01:02:06,180 --> 01:02:07,890
又拍证件给你看

1481
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:09,100
这是真生日

1482
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,540
哎呦妈呀

1483
01:02:10,540 --> 01:02:11,620
好崩溃啊

1484
01:02:11,620 --> 01:02:13,880
我服了哎呦

1485
01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,560
我是真想忍着想

1486
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:16,700
咱俩同一天啊

1487
01:02:16,700 --> 01:02:17,870
生日快乐

1488
01:02:17,870 --> 01:02:19,080
生日快乐念

1489
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:20,940
谢谢龟龟的舰长

1490
01:02:20,940 --> 01:02:22,140
获得你爱恋爱

1491
01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:24,960
多谢尘埃将我活不贵

1492
01:02:24,960 --> 01:02:26,569
续费的舰长

1493
01:02:26,569 --> 01:02:27,559
感谢支持

1494
01:02:27,559 --> 01:02:29,479
现在上舰送生日礼面吗

1495
01:02:29,479 --> 01:02:33,279
我的生日回礼物活动从什么

1496
01:02:33,279 --> 01:02:37,689
1月22号十点半到2月10号的12点都有

1497
01:02:37,689 --> 01:02:40,920
为什么大家大家好像看不到那个截止日

1498
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:41,460
对啊

1499
01:02:41,460 --> 01:02:43,500
这是不是它的功能有问题啊

1500
01:02:43,500 --> 01:02:47,560
感觉没有看到截止日期的主播要出生了

1501
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,300
不过主播是白天生的

1502
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:50,380
主播是妈妈生的

1503
01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:51,920
白天生的哦

1504
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,960
所以这个还得几个小时呢

1505
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:58,590
你可以提前庆祝伟大的米亚米亚圣主诞生了

1506
01:02:58,590 --> 01:03:00,480
我祝主播今天顺顺利利

1507
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:03,200
好运可以没问题

1508
01:03:04,020 --> 01:03:06,200
我看了主播六个月

1509
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,000
主播过了七次生日了

1510
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,809
前面的七次都不是那么一回事

1511
01:03:10,809 --> 01:03:15,350
只有这次这个才是呵呵呵呵哎呦

1512
01:03:15,350 --> 01:03:18,350
国风新衣礼盒怎么才210个

1513
01:03:18,350 --> 01:03:21,080
能把这210个弄出去再说吧

1514
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,600
主播主播觉得这活动周期内

1515
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,700
有没有100个舰长都不好说的

1516
01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:26,680
哎呦

1517
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,870
谢谢韭菜的舰长

1518
01:03:28,870 --> 01:03:30,640
我超级感谢支持

1519
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,300
获得力

1520
01:03:31,300 --> 01:03:32,600
阿里嘎多

1521
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:34,940
能不能把舰长的身份卡

1522
01:03:34,940 --> 01:03:36,500
编号跟以后装扮编号队员

1523
01:03:36,500 --> 01:03:37,400
那就得你们

1524
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:38,900
你们自己那啥了

1525
01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:41,240
谢谢大头的舰长呢

1526
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:42,200
太破费了

1527
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,400
大头轰动你

1528
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,639
阿里嘎多生日快乐

1529
01:03:46,639 --> 01:03:47,539
你也是吗

1530
01:03:47,539 --> 01:03:49,339
1月20号生日会是吧

1531
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:51,589
我还记得你的名字

1532
01:03:51,589 --> 01:03:52,939
大头还顺利吗

1533
01:03:52,939 --> 01:03:53,659
还顺利吗

1534
01:03:53,659 --> 01:03:56,110
那之后谢谢大头的舰长

1535
01:03:56,110 --> 01:03:57,400
我超爹嗯

1536
01:03:58,480 --> 01:03:59,920
谢谢韭菜的舰长

1537
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,540
看看出生证明

1538
01:04:01,540 --> 01:04:04,600
等会让我妈妈给我拍一张出生证明

1539
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:07,390
出生证明上面会不会有那什么呀

1540
01:04:07,390 --> 01:04:09,920
会不会有那个呃

1541
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:12,540
会不会有东西啊

1542
01:04:12,540 --> 01:04:14,160
有有照片之类的

1543
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,780
都不能乱拍了

1544
01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:18,819
我之前出门的时候没带证件照

1545
01:04:18,819 --> 01:04:21,380
然后这个家里面让我

1546
01:04:21,380 --> 01:04:24,830
我说我说那个什么这个地方要那个证件照

1547
01:04:24,830 --> 01:04:26,240
要身份证的照片

1548
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:27,660
你能给我拍一张吗

1549
01:04:27,660 --> 01:04:29,460
然后我妈妈给我发了一张

1550
01:04:29,460 --> 01:04:30,600
我小的时候

1551
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,720
三岁的时候

1552
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:36,310
他带着我去当地的影楼拍的那种儿童艺术写真

1553
01:04:36,310 --> 01:04:38,840
脸小脸嘟嘟小牙

1554
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,870
缺的708落的眼睛

1555
01:04:41,870 --> 01:04:43,340
转着看镜头啊

1556
01:04:43,340 --> 01:04:45,950
还戴着一个特别傻了吧唧的眼镜

1557
01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:48,350
我说老子老子的身份证

1558
01:04:48,350 --> 01:04:50,300
我要我喜欢的身份证照片

1559
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:52,450
我不要我三岁时候的照片

1560
01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:54,550
受不了了

1561
01:04:56,170 --> 01:04:58,510
以后要是出装扮给猫猫打舰长

1562
01:04:58,510 --> 01:05:00,130
猫猫发量好的舰长

1563
01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:01,460
舰长可能不太够

1564
01:05:01,460 --> 01:05:02,600
舰长可能不太够

1565
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,230
你知道吧

1566
01:05:03,230 --> 01:05:05,000
嗯那是什么

1567
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,260
那是很久以前了

1568
01:05:06,260 --> 01:05:09,119
当时开天辟地之地还没有爱讨论呢

1569
01:05:09,119 --> 01:05:10,800
之后有爱讨论的时候

1570
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:14,670
这个主播已经学会了随身携带证件照了

1571
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:21,090
还以为三岁带我去开盒

1572
01:05:21,090 --> 01:05:22,380
好可怕呀

1573
01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:24,120
这也太吓人了

1574
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:26,610
欢迎大家晚上好

1575
01:05:26,610 --> 01:05:27,240
不

1576
01:05:29,460 --> 01:05:31,920
是跟眼前的耶耶一模一样

1577
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:36,780
那得是幼年的那个紫色浅色浅紫色肥猫啊

1578
01:05:36,780 --> 01:05:38,130
现在的这个不行

1579
01:05:38,130 --> 01:05:40,319
现在的这个太那什么了

1580
01:05:40,319 --> 01:05:42,419
围巾可以借给梦梦吗

1581
01:05:42,419 --> 01:05:42,929
不行

1582
01:05:42,929 --> 01:05:44,879
现在穿穿外套呢

1583
01:05:44,879 --> 01:05:48,059
胃疼围巾暂时没有外界服务

1584
01:05:48,059 --> 01:05:51,190
因为胃疼不太舒服

1585
01:05:51,190 --> 01:05:53,620
所以得得穿的厚一点

1586
01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:57,110
嗯早该讨论讨论了

1587
01:05:57,110 --> 01:06:00,680
怎么怎么你们爱讨论是有什么魔力吗

1588
01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,120
你们只要去讨论了

1589
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:07,560
都是有去无回感觉嗯我给我给这个猴戏哦

1590
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:10,800
分手弄过去一堆阴阳人猴戏而分手

1591
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,470
怀了我一群爱讨论

1592
01:06:12,470 --> 01:06:13,550
无一例外

1593
01:06:13,550 --> 01:06:15,819
怎么回事呢

1594
01:06:15,859 --> 01:06:17,019
切胃不行吧

1595
01:06:17,019 --> 01:06:19,959
我之前考虑过切胃切胃手术

1596
01:06:19,959 --> 01:06:24,960
但是一般不都是那种超级超级呃超重

1597
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,600
就是那种整个人宽比宽

1598
01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,430
比那个高还要还要宽的那种

1599
01:06:30,430 --> 01:06:32,650
要么就是胃真的特别特别不好

1600
01:06:32,650 --> 01:06:34,150
所以才能切掉吗

1601
01:06:34,150 --> 01:06:35,439
那不行的

1602
01:06:35,439 --> 01:06:38,899
你属于谁传下去

1603
01:06:38,899 --> 01:06:40,399
主播只带证件照

1604
01:06:40,399 --> 01:06:41,239
不带证件

1605
01:06:41,239 --> 01:06:44,700
现在不都打开那个你的蓝色小软件里面

1606
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,160
就可以看到你的电子证件了吗

1607
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:48,720
确实挺发达了

1608
01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:50,529
比比之前发达多了

1609
01:06:50,529 --> 01:06:51,549
不过什么

1610
01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:52,989
我今天是小母鱼

1611
01:06:52,989 --> 01:06:54,000
那我呢

1612
01:06:54,659 --> 01:06:55,399
那我呢

1613
01:06:55,399 --> 01:06:57,859
那我呢什么时候是烟烟人啊

1614
01:06:57,859 --> 01:06:59,520
什么时候轮到我呀

1615
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:03,330
主播主播一直拿着爱的号码牌在后面排队

1616
01:07:03,330 --> 01:07:06,870
怎么怎么怎么怎么大家都插我的队啊

1617
01:07:06,870 --> 01:07:08,640
哪里有嗯

1618
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:11,500
主播我现在上舰能得到什么呢

1619
01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:14,080
上舰长可以得到舰长礼物

1620
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:17,140
上提督可以得到提督礼物嗯

1621
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:20,970
然后具体的图片按照那个什么来吧

1622
01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:24,210
按照按照那个那个滚屏来吧

1623
01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:28,730
嗯被爱世界的我重置一下

1624
01:07:28,730 --> 01:07:31,700
等我那个贴边上的那个重重置一下

1625
01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:36,760
第一次贴边以前没贴过上提督不是去恐怖游戏

1626
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:40,000
18个珠子凑那个什么凑芙芙企划

1627
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:40,800
来来来

1628
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:44,860
18个珠子凑那个米娅米娅的噗噗企划

1629
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,500
啥叫pk输吧

1630
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:55,650
♪ 不属于现在 ♪

1631
01:07:55,650 --> 01:07:59,100
♪ 我竟然去追 ♪

1632
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:02,900
别吹起人间烟火

1633
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:07,520
天主谁

1634
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:11,840
♪ 我借来欣赏 ♪

1635
01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:13,220
等一下缓一下

1636
01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,240
缓一下我的位置

1637
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,460
我现在就说一会话就得歇一下

1638
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:17,300
得缓一下

1639
01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:20,319
胃是一个龟龟的生日快乐

1640
01:08:20,319 --> 01:08:21,099
我是干啥

1641
01:08:21,099 --> 01:08:25,510
我虚拟主播是对面的观众吗

1642
01:08:25,510 --> 01:08:26,350
你不戒烟

1643
01:08:26,350 --> 01:08:27,500
我自己戒

1644
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:30,560
我今天那个什么加班加班就先不加了

1645
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:34,280
大家生日生日当天这个加班就先不加了

1646
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:35,630
因为不太舒服

1647
01:08:35,630 --> 01:08:38,300
大概再有个半个小时左右下的

1648
01:08:38,300 --> 01:08:39,020
我不行的话

1649
01:08:39,020 --> 01:08:42,440
我就欠着不行就欠着

1650
01:08:43,340 --> 01:08:47,860
不知道没想到大家就是晚上这一场就给我笑了

1651
01:08:47,860 --> 01:08:50,380
我以为是会那个什么的时候呢

1652
01:08:50,380 --> 01:08:52,079
我以为是等那个呃

1653
01:08:52,079 --> 01:08:56,049
晚上那个时候我再把那个文字撤掉就来了及

1654
01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:58,929
没想到现在现在就嗯

1655
01:09:01,749 --> 01:09:02,780
要钱啊

1656
01:09:02,934 --> 01:09:10,860
♪ 100年后没有你也没有我 ♪

1657
01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:13,680
欠了多少

1658
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:20,159
七个七个105

1659
01:09:23,299 --> 01:09:26,100
好天哪可是有力气的

1660
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:28,080
你们那么你们什么

1661
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,700
你们给主播画饼的时候

1662
01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:31,019
跟主播现在说

1663
01:09:31,019 --> 01:09:32,699
主播等我发年终奖

1664
01:09:32,699 --> 01:09:33,719
我肯定来给你上

1665
01:09:33,719 --> 01:09:34,939
舰长嗯

1666
01:09:34,939 --> 01:09:36,889
那主播也没收利息啊

1667
01:09:36,889 --> 01:09:40,910
那不会到时候利滚利之后滚成提督了吧

1668
01:09:40,910 --> 01:09:43,100
你要不先算算欠多久

1669
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:46,020
105吧是吧是吧

1670
01:09:48,180 --> 01:09:49,680
主播天天搁这儿

1671
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:53,600
你能不能发点能发的石头发都发不出来

1672
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:57,039
然后你还非要呵呵

1673
01:09:57,039 --> 01:09:58,659
这么倔强吗

1674
01:09:58,659 --> 01:10:00,940
柳州这么倔强吗

1675
01:10:00,940 --> 01:10:03,580
哎哟非要发发不出来的词

1676
01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:07,280
就喜欢一句话里面充满了省略号的感觉

1677
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:10,220
♪ 没什么执着 ♪

1678
01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:13,760
♪ 一般眼前你不是你 ♪

1679
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:18,850
我不是我叔叔的错

1680
01:10:18,850 --> 01:10:20,220
可不打的

1681
01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:21,720
我这是预防

1682
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,360
你看你还挺挺有那个什么的

1683
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:26,840
你还挺有那个先见之明的

1684
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:29,440
知道自己说话一定会被屏蔽是吧

1685
01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:31,720
不知道能不能发成

1686
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:32,500
应该可以啊

1687
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:33,460
但你发出来之后

1688
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:36,040
你会不会被当成发广告了之后噶掉

1689
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:37,740
那就不见了嗯

1690
01:10:37,740 --> 01:10:42,219
我谢谢蓝的22次重芳的生日快乐

1691
01:10:42,219 --> 01:10:44,960
感谢支持啊

1692
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:46,580
你

1693
01:10:50,060 --> 01:10:51,450
上班去了几点

1694
01:10:51,450 --> 01:10:53,570
这就上班啊啊

1695
01:10:55,470 --> 01:10:57,990
半夜12点你去哪上班呀

1696
01:10:59,170 --> 01:11:00,720
还真发不出来啊

1697
01:11:00,720 --> 01:11:03,800
中间得把那个那个两个隔一下是吧

1698
01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:05,739
拜拜拜拜

1699
01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:07,360
终于拜拜拜拜

1700
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:19,390
晚上好

1701
01:11:19,390 --> 01:11:20,800
主播可喜欢舰长

1702
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,880
那那可不打了

1703
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:24,219
主播主播哈哈哈哈哈

1704
01:11:24,219 --> 01:11:26,649
怎么老喜欢舰长了呢

1705
01:11:26,649 --> 01:11:29,070
哎呦一想到有舰长

1706
01:11:29,070 --> 01:11:32,310
浑身浑身整个人都非常的有干劲呢

1707
01:11:32,310 --> 01:11:33,980
真的很开心

1708
01:11:33,980 --> 01:11:36,170
红豆妮开心的事

1709
01:11:36,170 --> 01:11:37,620
盲人按摩

1710
01:11:37,900 --> 01:11:40,000
你的按摩是正经按摩吗

1711
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,740
半夜12点上班

1712
01:11:41,740 --> 01:11:44,380
然后又跟客户有身体接触

1713
01:11:45,460 --> 01:11:48,290
哎呦我的天呐

1714
01:11:48,330 --> 01:11:50,990
眼前还会被什么东西所蒙蔽啊

1715
01:11:50,990 --> 01:11:52,070
这这什么职业

1716
01:11:52,070 --> 01:11:54,040
我真的不敢想象了

1717
01:11:54,115 --> 01:11:57,940
♪ the same thing take me ♪

1718
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:02,559
♪ i am your mind me feel like ♪

1719
01:12:02,559 --> 01:12:06,540
还有不过之前我颈椎病比较严重的时候

1720
01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:08,520
也是家里面呃

1721
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:11,220
当时是快考试了

1722
01:12:11,220 --> 01:12:15,560
但是我每个周周二周五的晚自习

1723
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,770
去那个找盲人按摩的地方按

1724
01:12:18,770 --> 01:12:22,520
其实还是有点怪怪的的啊

1725
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:25,760
你们按摩的时候就是会注意

1726
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:29,660
希望这个给你按摩的人是跟你相同性别的嘛

1727
01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:31,660
就是假如说你是个女孩子的话

1728
01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:35,780
你会你会你会这个这个按这个肩周炎

1729
01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:36,380
颈椎病

1730
01:12:36,380 --> 01:12:37,220
按肩颈的话

1731
01:12:37,220 --> 01:12:41,180
你会接受这个男的给你按吗

1732
01:12:42,580 --> 01:12:44,970
♪ starting before it's too ♪

1733
01:12:44,970 --> 01:12:47,550
你有段时间没剪头了

1734
01:12:47,550 --> 01:12:49,770
理解到我说的披头散发的不行

1735
01:12:49,770 --> 01:12:50,910
这太短了

1736
01:12:50,910 --> 01:12:52,650
你起码也得整个

1737
01:12:52,650 --> 01:12:53,750
我想想

1738
01:12:55,170 --> 01:12:56,570
起码得三个月

1739
01:12:56,570 --> 01:12:57,170
四个月

1740
01:12:57,170 --> 01:12:58,430
五个月不剪头发

1741
01:12:58,430 --> 01:13:00,180
你才能理解到

1742
01:13:00,180 --> 01:13:01,260
女生的头发

1743
01:13:01,260 --> 01:13:05,160
天生那个基础就比男生一辈子要长的都长

1744
01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:05,900
你知道吧

1745
01:13:05,900 --> 01:13:08,620
嗯必然是异性啊

1746
01:13:08,620 --> 01:13:10,390
你这盲人按摩正经吗

1747
01:13:10,390 --> 01:13:11,890
回答是同性的

1748
01:13:11,890 --> 01:13:15,840
就是是真的寻求这个身体上的放松的

1749
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:17,100
回答是异性的

1750
01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:19,410
那这个不知道你是寻求在啥

1751
01:13:19,410 --> 01:13:21,050
异性没见

1752
01:13:21,050 --> 01:13:24,710
哈哈哈哈哎呦

1753
01:13:24,710 --> 01:13:27,780
主播就不喜欢不喜欢那个什么

1754
01:13:27,780 --> 01:13:29,460
不喜欢男的按摩师

1755
01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:30,960
因为劲太大了

1756
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:32,610
我受不了疼

1757
01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:33,720
可疼了

1758
01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:34,980
我一疼我就哭

1759
01:13:34,980 --> 01:13:36,640
哭完了之后就好

1760
01:13:36,760 --> 01:13:39,010
然后这个这个什么

1761
01:13:39,010 --> 01:13:41,980
有时候师傅就会很亲切地问我

1762
01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:43,750
小姑娘

1763
01:13:43,750 --> 01:13:45,580
你今年多大了

1764
01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:46,540
说你好

1765
01:13:46,540 --> 01:13:47,740
我成年了

1766
01:13:47,740 --> 01:13:48,640
他说哦

1767
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:49,480
成年了

1768
01:13:49,480 --> 01:13:51,190
我还以为你上初中呢

1769
01:13:51,190 --> 01:13:52,510
然后他骂我

1770
01:13:52,510 --> 01:13:53,290
他骂完我之后

1771
01:13:53,290 --> 01:13:54,670
我就再也不去那家

1772
01:13:54,670 --> 01:13:56,270
就少了一个客户

1773
01:13:56,270 --> 01:13:58,820
哎呀一时一时的讽刺

1774
01:13:58,820 --> 01:14:01,430
永远的失去了一个一个客户啊

1775
01:14:01,430 --> 01:14:03,300
你知道吧

1776
01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:05,060
唉不行

1777
01:14:06,140 --> 01:14:06,740
受不了

1778
01:14:06,740 --> 01:14:08,420
太

1779
01:14:17,780 --> 01:14:19,780
再有个十来分钟下播了

1780
01:14:19,780 --> 01:14:20,280
大家

1781
01:14:23,140 --> 01:14:26,050
喜欢大妈的手贱和小贱

1782
01:14:26,050 --> 01:14:26,950
真的吗

1783
01:14:26,950 --> 01:14:30,250
这个这个按摩如果人家像你身上来踩的话

1784
01:14:30,250 --> 01:14:31,809
不会很奇怪吗

1785
01:14:31,809 --> 01:14:33,969
你这个如果要是按摩的话

1786
01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:37,329
它到你身上来踩不会很诡异吗

1787
01:14:37,329 --> 01:14:41,079
哎我也看过

1788
01:14:41,079 --> 01:14:43,779
我看过就是按摩的小姐姐

1789
01:14:43,779 --> 01:14:47,919
然后我妈妈就约了那种就会踩在身上的按摩

1790
01:14:47,919 --> 01:14:49,240
真的很奇怪

1791
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:51,980
你真的很好奇微波炉爆炸啥样

1792
01:14:51,980 --> 01:14:53,060
你要不怕嘎的话

1793
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:55,070
你就放一个生鸡蛋进去

1794
01:14:56,170 --> 01:14:58,330
你可以放一个生鸡蛋进去

1795
01:14:58,330 --> 01:15:00,430
如果生鸡蛋不够带劲

1796
01:15:00,430 --> 01:15:02,699
你可以一边放生鸡蛋

1797
01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:03,899
一边放铁勺子

1798
01:15:03,899 --> 01:15:05,740
一边放冷冻的蛋挞

1799
01:15:05,740 --> 01:15:08,380
把这三个东西塞到微波炉里面

1800
01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:10,930
然后开那个最高火啊

1801
01:15:10,930 --> 01:15:13,350
开最高火转他五分钟

1802
01:15:13,350 --> 01:15:14,190
你知道吧

1803
01:15:14,190 --> 01:15:14,940
时间太短

1804
01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:16,380
怕你微波炉跟不上

1805
01:15:16,380 --> 01:15:18,210
开最高火转五分钟

1806
01:15:18,210 --> 01:15:21,200
你整个人人人躲到1百米之外

1807
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,450
拿望远镜看就可以了

1808
01:15:23,450 --> 01:15:25,360
就是有点费房子

1809
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,010
除了废房子之外

1810
01:15:27,010 --> 01:15:28,000
呃

1811
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:32,080
这种实验的话真是觉知此事要要要什么

1812
01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:33,040
要躬行啊

1813
01:15:33,040 --> 01:15:33,840
懂吗

1814
01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:39,360
♪ 星月亮挂天上照得想说的话 ♪

1815
01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:43,639
什么叫钱不少也不舒服啊

1816
01:15:43,639 --> 01:15:48,499
嗯你录个视频吧不行

1817
01:15:48,499 --> 01:15:49,579
成本太高了

1818
01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:52,780
这房不是主报的房子不是主报的

1819
01:15:52,780 --> 01:15:54,150
谢谢谢谢你

1820
01:15:54,150 --> 01:16:00,069
格力士感觉应该都去了几次就不爱去了

1821
01:16:00,069 --> 01:16:01,959
不如在家买个按摩椅

1822
01:16:01,959 --> 01:16:02,799
410次

1823
01:16:02,799 --> 01:16:04,599
出门按摩一次多少钱啊

1824
01:16:04,599 --> 01:16:06,069
一次一次300

1825
01:16:06,069 --> 01:16:08,650
然后你出门30次就可以

1826
01:16:08,650 --> 01:16:11,680
买一个比较好的按摩椅的

1827
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:14,860
谢谢可乐妈的生日蛋糕和生日快乐

1828
01:16:14,860 --> 01:16:16,930
感谢支持红豆芽的感动

1829
01:16:16,930 --> 01:16:24,780
谢谢我登山经过

1830
01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:28,850
田小白射向无人赶月归来

1831
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:32,460
♪ 他把日光画心上照 ♪

1832
01:16:32,460 --> 01:16:34,050
♪ 漆黑的夜 ♪

1833
01:16:34,050 --> 01:16:35,969
我们在戒烟吧

1834
01:16:36,729 --> 01:16:37,739
真的是吗

1835
01:16:37,739 --> 01:16:40,169
余华怎么没人给肥猫上供

1836
01:16:40,169 --> 01:16:42,089
那我跟人家有什么关系

1837
01:16:42,089 --> 01:16:44,129
他为什么要来给我上供啊

1838
01:16:44,129 --> 01:16:48,259
哈哈越过绵绵的高山

1839
01:16:48,259 --> 01:16:51,310
越过无尽的苍海

1840
01:16:51,310 --> 01:16:54,190
如果期待依然在

1841
01:16:54,190 --> 01:16:56,969
总是春暖岛啊开

1842
01:16:56,969 --> 01:16:59,939
♪ 请你轻轻留下来 ♪

1843
01:16:59,939 --> 01:17:02,780
让梦卷走这尘埃

1844
01:17:02,780 --> 01:17:05,660
香飘在书厢之外

1845
01:17:05,660 --> 01:17:09,720
走向美丽的天籁海

1846
01:17:12,220 --> 01:17:16,400
互不相连着山外山月光洒

1847
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:22,100
想想谁看鱼皇对真正的什么夜光杯冠军

1848
01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:25,580
这把真枪发点能念的主播

1849
01:17:25,580 --> 01:17:27,640
主播主播不设防啊

1850
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:28,900
念出了这句话

1851
01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:34,520
不代表主播本人的立场和本人的价值观取向啊

1852
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:38,420
4027虽然在本直播间为蓝色字体

1853
01:17:38,420 --> 01:17:42,080
但是始终都不是呃一言人中的一员啊

1854
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:46,000
直播直播主播先投降了

1855
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,130
♪ 呼唤一座山 ♪

1856
01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:49,630
♪ 翻过一条河 ♪

1857
01:17:49,630 --> 01:17:52,780
♪ 走过千山万水不寂寞 ♪

1858
01:17:52,780 --> 01:17:54,460
♪ 你来过年华 ♪

1859
01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:57,520
♪ 被传说百里杜鹃不凋落 ♪

1860
01:17:58,900 --> 01:17:59,889
主播是什么

1861
01:17:59,944 --> 01:18:04,340
夜光杯举办者认证了内定的第六名

1862
01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:05,360
不会唱歌

1863
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:06,920
但是就非要拿冠军

1864
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:08,060
是这样的

1865
01:18:08,060 --> 01:18:14,940
哈哈嗯嗯后半的声明一般都不会出现在切片里

1866
01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,710
那我应该请你啊

1867
01:18:16,710 --> 01:18:18,060
鱼皇啊

1868
01:18:18,060 --> 01:18:23,100
声明这个这个这个一晃仅为这个4027本人

1869
01:18:23,100 --> 01:18:27,600
对于对方的称呼和主播本人的价值取向无关

1870
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:30,010
嗯对真正的夜光杯冠军

1871
01:18:30,010 --> 01:18:31,600
故那个注释二

1872
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:33,250
这个真正的夜光杯冠军

1873
01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:35,660
不代表这个主播本人

1874
01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:39,710
对夜光杯体比赛的公平性有任何的质疑啊

1875
01:18:39,710 --> 01:18:45,070
呃也不代表主播本人这个这个认为自己呃

1876
01:18:45,070 --> 01:18:49,270
比获奖有排名的选手专业水平要高

1877
01:18:49,270 --> 01:18:54,650
三什么缺乏尊重

1878
01:18:54,650 --> 01:18:57,530
是代表4027本人的主观判断

1879
01:18:57,530 --> 01:18:59,270
和主播本人的态度

1880
01:18:59,270 --> 01:19:03,300
言行举止的君毫无关系啊

1881
01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:05,500
这样的话就没法切了吧

1882
01:19:05,500 --> 01:19:08,140
这样就这样这样这样一段一段的来念

1883
01:19:08,140 --> 01:19:09,280
就没法吃了

1884
01:19:13,460 --> 01:19:14,300
你说的对

1885
01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:16,520
但是我看过流星坠落

1886
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:19,220
地面也看过什么

1887
01:19:19,220 --> 01:19:22,100
也看过浪漫主义一坨答辩

1888
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:24,350
欢迎陆羽

1889
01:19:24,350 --> 01:19:26,240
欢迎花生菇岛的鲸

1890
01:19:26,240 --> 01:19:27,080
欢迎里呀

1891
01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,320
好啦

1892
01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:34,510
那么就今天晚上的直播就暂时先到这里了

1893
01:19:34,510 --> 01:19:35,740
生日快乐

1894
01:19:35,740 --> 01:19:36,280
阿里嘎

1895
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,820
多谢谢谢谢嗯

1896
01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:45,680
多多多多多多多哒哒哒

1897
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:48,950
已经为了变得更好

1898
01:19:48,950 --> 01:19:52,160
♪ 去掉锋芒 ♪

1899
01:19:53,480 --> 01:20:00,100
♪ 一不小心成了你的倾诉对象 ♪

1900
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:05,670
晚安你早点休息

1901
01:20:05,670 --> 01:20:07,060
我知道了

1902
01:20:07,060 --> 01:20:08,200
穿过成都

1903
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:13,340
♪ 我记着保持有流星 ♪

1904
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:17,660
又是刚来

1905
01:20:17,660 --> 01:20:19,580
我就说你怎么了嘛

1906
01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:20,940
真是的

1907
01:20:20,940 --> 01:20:25,260
我舰长回归就设置了200分就有先先说完啊

1908
01:20:25,260 --> 01:20:26,620
这是可以加的

1909
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:37,080
限量的先到先得是吧

1910
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:42,340
希望能送出去换和你故事头发

1911
01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:45,940
♪ 我得到了惩罚 ♪

1912
01:20:45,940 --> 01:20:47,980
谢谢心心自动续费了

1913
01:20:47,980 --> 01:20:51,470
舰长把主播的戒烟打断了是吧

1914
01:20:51,470 --> 01:20:53,970
哈哈给我凑个整啊

1915
01:20:53,970 --> 01:20:56,280
什么梗啊啊什么梗

1916
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:58,650
谢谢金星自动续费的舰长

1917
01:20:58,650 --> 01:20:59,550
那个轰动你

1918
01:20:59,550 --> 01:21:01,320
阿里嘎多太破费

1919
01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:02,850
为了感谢支持

1920
01:21:02,850 --> 01:21:06,700
谢谢七七的舰长错了

1921
01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,020
哪哪个轴啊

1922
01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:15,010
哪个的整新增大航海数26还是什么嗯

1923
01:21:15,010 --> 01:21:16,690
凑个时间的整是吧

1924
01:21:16,690 --> 01:21:17,950
凑个两个小时了

1925
01:21:17,950 --> 01:21:19,820
还是凑个30分钟的

1926
01:21:19,860 --> 01:21:21,360
欠两个小时

1927
01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:24,500
不是那个什么后面的那个生日会

1928
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:27,200
当天的那个欠债呃

1929
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:29,700
就不算时间了嗯

1930
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:35,040
等到那个今天晚上正正菜的时候

1931
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:36,960
就不算那个加班时间了

1932
01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:39,500
在主播删掉那条之前的都算

1933
01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:42,360
ok封疯了

1934
01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:44,100
封盘了封盘了

1935
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,290
封盘了

1936
01:21:46,590 --> 01:21:49,010
应该先放点别的别的别的

1937
01:21:49,010 --> 01:21:50,270
然后带进去了

1938
01:21:50,270 --> 01:21:54,210
哈哈起码也得凑个一个半小时吧是吧

1939
01:21:54,210 --> 01:21:55,170
小凑一下

1940
01:21:55,170 --> 01:21:56,010
欢迎四零

1941
01:21:57,759 --> 01:22:01,270
哦哦哦肥猫

1942
01:22:01,270 --> 01:22:03,070
我想看灌篮高手

1943
01:22:03,070 --> 01:22:05,530
肥猫我给你看同步视听啊

1944
01:22:05,530 --> 01:22:07,260
带你看灌篮高手

1945
01:22:09,400 --> 01:22:12,320
直播没看过这个主播

1946
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:14,600
主播主播没有看过灌篮高手

1947
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:18,390
因为这个番呃声名远扬

1948
01:22:18,390 --> 01:22:19,440
但是受不了

1949
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,210
那等你下了我再来

1950
01:22:21,210 --> 01:22:21,960
什么意思啊

1951
01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:25,500
等我杀了我戒烟了

1952
01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:26,460
等一下放啊

1953
01:22:26,460 --> 01:22:27,270
等一下放

1954
01:22:27,270 --> 01:22:28,620
我为什么想看灌篮高手

1955
01:22:28,620 --> 01:22:30,420
这是什么新的新的梗吗

1956
01:22:30,420 --> 01:22:33,120
主播最近冲浪有点跟不上了

1957
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,260
真没看过吗

1958
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:35,280
真没看过

1959
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:36,780
我去日本旅游的时候

1960
01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:39,420
他们说有一个地方很好看

1961
01:22:39,420 --> 01:22:41,740
叫什么叫什么叫镰仓是吧

1962
01:22:41,740 --> 01:22:46,200
就说是呃灌篮高手取景的地方有没有

1963
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,670
我妈我说你去过

1964
01:22:47,670 --> 01:22:50,100
你去你看过灌篮高手吗

1965
01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:51,930
呃他说没看过

1966
01:22:51,930 --> 01:22:53,460
我说我也没看过

1967
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:54,900
那我们要不就不去了吧

1968
01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:55,860
然后就不去了

1969
01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:56,940
就这样就这样

1970
01:22:56,940 --> 01:22:59,340
我们就这么这么轻易的不去

1971
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,000
把那天行程换成了迪士尼啊

1972
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:03,840
睡觉了

1973
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:04,590
晚安呐

1974
01:23:04,590 --> 01:23:05,520
晚安晚安

1975
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:06,210
明天见

1976
01:23:06,210 --> 01:23:07,120
明天见

1977
01:23:07,120 --> 01:23:08,680
不是晚上见

1978
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:09,400
晚上见

1979
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:10,660
这已经是今天了

1980
01:23:10,660 --> 01:23:11,740
这怎么着也得见

1981
01:23:11,740 --> 01:23:13,240
一下子就深不见

1982
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:14,380
什么叫打谁屁股

1983
01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:16,520
是不是对了

1984
01:23:16,520 --> 01:23:20,540
对面人来宣传谁先打谁屁股是歪

1985
01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:28,600
换迪士尼也对我挺好的

1986
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,400
好处还可以吧

1987
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:49,780
下播之前能小溜一手的

1988
01:23:49,780 --> 01:23:50,620
要溜什么

1989
01:23:50,620 --> 01:23:52,750
现在今天力气不太够

1990
01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:56,380
没法唱那种很激情的歌

1991
01:23:56,380 --> 01:24:00,250
今天大家其实感觉到我这个状态不是特别好累

1992
01:24:00,250 --> 01:24:03,940
不管是说话还是这个老子啊什么之类的

1993
01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:05,850
或者是语气啊之类的

1994
01:24:05,850 --> 01:24:06,630
都都没有

1995
01:24:06,630 --> 01:24:08,610
平常那叫什么元气对

1996
01:24:08,610 --> 01:24:10,540
都没有那么元气的

1997
01:24:10,635 --> 01:24:14,240
我们那3年是很喜欢

1998
01:24:18,060 --> 01:24:19,820
总之我28岁了

1999
01:24:19,820 --> 01:24:21,200
别呀别呀

2000
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:23,340
二次来吧来吧来吧

2001
01:24:23,340 --> 01:24:24,780
18.75小时之后

2002
01:24:24,780 --> 01:24:26,280
见了谁不见是小狗

2003
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:27,880
快点快点

2004
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:30,760
主播有什么魔法少女

2005
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:34,969
美亚米亚的这个真正命令你封印解除

2006
01:24:34,969 --> 01:24:37,960
♪ i try to find the ♪

2007
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,490
没事真没事啊

2008
01:24:39,490 --> 01:24:40,540
真没事啊

2009
01:24:40,540 --> 01:24:42,200
等一下等一下之后再

2010
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:46,130
♪ i need a mimiracle ♪

2011
01:24:46,130 --> 01:24:47,930
♪ a mia miracle ♪

2012
01:24:47,930 --> 01:24:48,380
♪ yeah ♪

2013
01:24:48,380 --> 01:24:49,610
♪ i'm losing my mind ♪

2014
01:24:49,610 --> 01:24:52,560
♪ eee child the second ♪

2015
01:24:52,560 --> 01:24:54,840
♪ lasting by aee ♪

2016
01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,220
♪ and i love it ♪

2017
01:24:56,220 --> 01:24:58,520
♪ i'll get by ai ♪

2018
01:24:58,520 --> 01:25:00,920
♪ i made a mia miracle ♪

2019
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:02,780
♪ i'm very very co ♪

2020
01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:11,340
♪ 蝴蝶和无 ♪

2021
01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:12,360
oh oh oh

2022
01:25:12,360 --> 01:25:13,560
♪ oh ♪

2023
01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:13,980
♪ i need ♪

2024
01:25:13,980 --> 01:25:15,600
♪ a mia miracle ♪

2025
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:17,550
♪ a mia miracle ♪

2026
01:25:17,550 --> 01:25:19,160
♪ miracle ♪

2027
01:25:20,060 --> 01:25:21,100
好啦

2028
01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:24,630
快点烟的主播去休息一下

2029
01:25:24,630 --> 01:25:27,750
你太太没劲了

2030
01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:29,670
怎么会有主播这么没劲

2031
01:25:29,670 --> 01:25:33,240
主播下次这个没什么力气的时候

2032
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:36,960
就是就就就不硬撑着来播了

2033
01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,500
就就小请一假那种

2034
01:25:40,020 --> 01:25:44,060
她有点太美丽了

2035
01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:51,720
已经为你的更好去掉锋芒

2036
01:25:54,220 --> 01:26:00,920
♪ 一不小心成了你的倾诉悲伤 ♪

2037
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:06,540
♪ 烟花约在从前约会的地方 ♪

2038
01:26:06,540 --> 01:26:09,060
♪ 要陪你唱歌吃饭 ♪

2039
01:26:09,060 --> 01:26:11,200
♪ 我结账 ♪

2040
01:26:11,300 --> 01:26:14,800
♪ 保持优良习惯 ♪

2041
01:26:16,780 --> 01:26:18,280
生日快乐

2042
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:24,540
然后还要说一下

2043
01:26:24,540 --> 01:26:29,900
如果有之前就在给主播做了二创的一些人呃

2044
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:33,320
明天下午是最后截止的时间了

2045
01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:36,000
因为在但如果是开始发给我

2046
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:38,790
可能我会有点来不及看啊

2047
01:26:38,790 --> 01:26:40,800
希望希望这个大家

2048
01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:43,620
我知道依然人里面有好多实现战士

2049
01:26:43,620 --> 01:26:47,360
包括我自己也是铁血的实现战士

2050
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:49,970
我知道我现在在做二创的大家

2051
01:26:49,970 --> 01:26:53,540
所以经常可以明天下午就全发给我了

2052
01:26:53,540 --> 01:26:57,080
谢谢你怎么办

2053
01:26:57,080 --> 01:27:01,800
♪ 3年零一个礼拜 ♪

2054
01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:05,070
♪ 学会怎么忍耐 ♪

2055
01:27:05,070 --> 01:27:13,260
♪ 你给过我的伤害是没有一句责怪 ♪

2056
01:27:13,260 --> 01:27:14,850
♪ 戒了烟 ♪

2057
01:27:14,850 --> 01:27:17,100
♪ 染上悲伤 ♪

2058
01:27:17,100 --> 01:27:21,120
♪ 我也不想 ♪

2059
01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:40,900
你说最近过得还算幸福美满

2060
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:43,280
有点坐不住了

2061
01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:45,320
咱们今天就稍微早一点

2062
01:27:45,320 --> 01:27:48,740
我直接转走了

2063
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:51,850
想去安慰

2064
01:27:51,850 --> 01:27:54,480
却不知什么立场

2065
01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:56,220
♪ 听你说话 ♪

2066
01:27:56,220 --> 01:27:59,140
♪ 看你哭湿头发 ♪

2067
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:04,120
♪ 我得到了惩罚 ♪

2068
01:28:04,820 --> 01:28:06,830
♪ 感谢了烟 ♪

2069
01:28:06,830 --> 01:28:08,780
我不清楚

2070
01:28:08,780 --> 01:28:11,680
太原可乐麻将东1c

2071
01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:13,600
谢谢狂徒贼文件

2072
01:28:13,600 --> 01:28:14,680
周左长

2073
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:15,580
谢龟龟

2074
01:28:15,580 --> 01:28:19,300
韭菜大头和星星的舰长

2075
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:20,950
谢谢大家的小花

2076
01:28:20,950 --> 01:28:22,960
生日蛋糕和生日快乐

2077
01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:24,250
灯牌打call

2078
01:28:24,250 --> 01:28:25,720
爱来惹这个好运

2079
01:28:25,720 --> 01:28:29,320
红灯笼小花花加鸡腿

2080
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:30,520
加油加油

2081
01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:34,000
情愫干杯泡泡糖急速蹬

2082
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,400
感谢支持我的你们

2083
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:38,320
谢谢支持

2084
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:45,100
♪ 我也不想 ♪

2085
01:28:49,020 --> 01:28:52,940
♪ 不舍得不舍 ♪

2086
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:05,560
飞花流月

2087
01:29:06,740 --> 01:29:09,100
生生不息

2088
01:29:09,100 --> 01:29:10,810
♪ 戒了烟 ♪

2089
01:29:10,810 --> 01:29:13,180
我不习惯

2090
01:29:13,180 --> 01:29:14,830
♪ 没有你 ♪

2091
01:29:14,830 --> 01:29:17,240
♪ 我怎么办 ♪

2092
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:25,800
♪ 3年零一个礼拜才学会怎么忍耐你 ♪

2093
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:29,100
♪ 你给过我的山河 ♪

2094
01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:34,140
♪ 是没有一句责怪 ♪

2095
01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:41,180
♪ 青楼烟染上悲伤 ♪

2096
01:29:41,180 --> 01:29:45,140
我也不想

2097
01:29:47,660 --> 01:29:55,670
思思思思思

2098
01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:32,980
晚安晚安那个什么

2099
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:38,980
喂喂哈喽哈喽

2100
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:42,620
1月27号晚上

2101
01:30:42,620 --> 01:30:46,220
晚上那个什么九点半记得来一二

2102
01:30:46,220 --> 01:30:47,330
跳完九点半

2103
01:30:47,330 --> 01:30:51,540
哈喽哈喽拜拜晚安

2104
01:31:07,580 --> 01:31:09,460
没事没几个人了

2105
01:31:09,460 --> 01:31:11,080
没没几个人在了

2106
01:31:11,080 --> 01:31:16,780
而且主播主播设计最大的不是在不是在脸上啊

2107
01:31:17,120 --> 01:31:18,500
主播是最大的

2108
01:31:18,500 --> 01:31:19,610
是在现场

2109
01:31:19,610 --> 01:31:21,040
好拜拜

2110
01:31:22,199 --> 01:31:23,749
你在播什么

2111
01:31:23,749 --> 01:31:25,240
没事没弄完