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don't give me

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give me da

3
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da da he can i go to da da da da da da da da da da da da da

4
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da da da da

5
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哈喽对不起

6
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迟到了我知道错了

7
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太晕了我刚才没办法洗了把脸

8
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又找了个薄荷糖吃

9
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哎根本摸不出来

10
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给我摸摸

11
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哈喽哈喽啊

12
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早上好晚上好

13
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怎么早上晚上都可以了反正

14
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哈喽

15
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晚上好

16
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me tonight i had done lost

17
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overdos skimmy dope da dee waka li tygnoley

18
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hand him a noo Louie woo so i can lie

19
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overdos skimmy dope da de waka li tygnoley

20
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two step from mama darling ah ah ah ah yeah

21
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i don't think i'm not

22
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overdose give me dope daddy

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ya lose the night he be kind

24
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so don't i love you and hold me tight

25
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overdose give me dope daddy

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i'm buying hot daddy

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don't stop the music darling

28
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overdose give me dope daddy

29
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coconut night

30
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kettle hannie ma noah

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louis o'

32
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don't stop the music darling

33
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哈喽大家晚上好

34
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哈喽哈喽

35
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可能有人会好奇

36
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为什么我迟到了这么久啊

37
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有人也会好奇

38
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为什么今天感觉有点中气不足啊

39
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等一下我来给大家说

40
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说一个典型的决策

41
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可是我啊

42
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就没有想到我这个嗓子

43
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嗯昨天昨天玩嗨了今天烂完了

44
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哎呀也还好吧

45
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其实就就是可能大家听起

46
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有点刚起床的感觉啊

47
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夹起来了

48
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可不夹起来了咋的

49
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你有意见吗

50
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我去黑了

51
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起床气那肯定是有的

52
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主要不是针对大家你知道吧

53
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晚上好晚上好

54
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复活了复活了

55
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复活了我宣布那个一切

56
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一切由春日迎来背负

57
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而由春日迎来承担

58
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晚上好啊

59
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晚上好天津

60
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晚上好石春

61
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晚上好不以妄语

62
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你怎么都把我取关了呀

63
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不这主播真没当尸体吧

64
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怎么关注都没了

65
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谢谢谢谢

66
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花生的小花啊

67
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晚上好葫芦黑了

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晚上好蝎子做韭菜

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晚上好关注蜜儿

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谢谢喵晚上好林迪这么克拉

71
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晚上好旭仔

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晚上好子优

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谢谢晚上好小虫

74
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晚上好里外有驴

75
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抖音真的有用

76
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都把我取关了

77
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哎呀晚上好猫儿

78
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晚上好东方正等肉的狼

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晚上好68起

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晚上好银色一个心

81
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晚上好可乐吗叫晚上好

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寻找未来的人

83
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晚上好形象

84
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晚上好奈落阳光苍烟

85
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谢谢华集

86
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不是华集的舰长

87
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我超低轰动你啊

88
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里外的我还没玩好呢嘿嘿

89
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嘿谢谢

90
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谢谢我乔老弟

91
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感谢支持

92
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我是说美颜咪啊美颜咪啊

93
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不会让大家失望的是吧

94
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哎呦这尾巴好卡呀

95
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怎么搞的

96
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晚上好晚上好谢谢

97
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这样的箭头啊

98
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玩的开心

99
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卧槽老弟

100
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你是羊我知道

101
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我肯定知道啊

102
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你们的名字又没改很多

103
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我怎么会不知道

104
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怎么这么卡呀

105
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清一下没用的内存啊

106
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把哔哩哔哩直播间关掉

107
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怎么这么卡

108
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晚上好咕噜饭团

109
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晚上好花旗同事

110
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晚上好酋长

111
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好好好嗯

112
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今天问好环节结束了

113
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看看大家说些什么

114
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感觉我要把鼠标搓出火星子了

115
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你们能听到吗

116
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翻脑子速度好像不是特别快

117
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但是手速一点都没有影响

118
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现在还能点歌吗

119
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等一下再点吧

120
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等等一下再点吧

121
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刚上播就点的话不太合适啊

122
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后台的传奇关了

123
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你怎么知道我要找后台有没有传奇啊

124
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啊我知道为什么了

125
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我我知道了我知道了我知道了

126
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啊啊

127
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是不是好了是不是好了

128
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刚才上播的时候一激动啊

129
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把那个电源线踢掉了

130
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他刚才自己没接电源播的

131
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我说怎么怎么怎么性能这么差

132
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哈哈开原始皮套都要卡啊

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开那个什么初始版米娅米娅都要卡

134
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我说怎么可能性能这么差嘛

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你看我把电源线踢掉了

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哈哈哈哈哈哈

137
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是不是是不是那个什么呀

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是不是是不是

139
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一下就感觉针对上来了

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之前我看那个v加的时候

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不是不是v up也不是v top

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是那个我呃Volkloid

143
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对

144
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之前听那个v加的时候看周刊

145
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然后每期周刊都有一个画质检测器

146
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叫海板和海底台

147
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他那个PV就是不停的在动的

148
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只要他PV播出来的时候

149
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上面有一大堆马赛克

150
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大家都说画质不好

151
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哈哈我这个尾巴已经变成直播间

152
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真理检测器了

153
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发现这个尾巴卡的时候

154
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一定就是发生了什么事故啊

155
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呃哈喽哈喽

156
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建议再唱一遍

157
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昨天那个跟着大屏幕都没唱明白呢

158
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你只跟我说扣一真的有用

159
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那扣一就是有用嘛

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是吧就应该扣一啊

161
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居然等到了

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别急别急

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嗯嗯

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你是天凤苑姚光

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我知道你是

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你们名字都没改

167
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不用自报家名的嗯

168
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你的鼠标不行

169
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不支持无阻尼

170
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无阻尼是什么意思啊

171
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把后台圆梦之星挂一下

172
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我这个号应该没法

173
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呃

174
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还真不好算

175
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新主播是这样的

176
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死命Wifi

177
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主播昨天没播

178
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我发现有些人就喜欢放屁啊

179
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主播早上9点半准时播的在那边啊

180
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主播昨天没播啊

181
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这个世界不是围绕着你转的

182
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这个世界不是唯心主义的世界

183
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但凡你对吧

184
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有点有点脑子

185
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你就可以去我的录播列表里面看一下

186
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有没有昨天的直播回放

187
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能不能思考一下

188
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这把是不是你打的有问题啊

189
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这个主播

190
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主播在那个中路频繁的给信号

191
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让你跟团

192
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你在野区扮演三郎

193
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我们四打五输了

194
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你醒了

195
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你说主播这把是不是你没来呀

196
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你没参团呀

197
00:10:02,466 --> 00:10:04,499
有没有可能是你的问题啊

198
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晚上好

199
00:10:07,533 --> 00:10:10,899
什么时候跟小女友一起做同讯录测试

200
00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,599
首先我要澄清一下

201
00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:13,933
怎么没有小女友啊

202
00:10:13,933 --> 00:10:16,999
感觉室友也室友这个这个

203
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这个倾向应该是非常确定的

204
00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:21,166
他应该是不需要做这个的

205
00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:24,699
我觉得需要做各种测试来确定一下

206
00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,266
我现在的性格

207
00:10:27,766 --> 00:10:29,533
是因为这半年多

208
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感觉我还是变了蛮多的

209
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,499
不知道有没有什么

210
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:36,600
就给大家带来的那种呃奇

211
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怪的感觉啊

212
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嗯无阻

213
00:10:39,333 --> 00:10:42,599
你鼠标滚的时候没有任何摩擦力

214
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真的吗它在我的这个非常非常

215
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,500
呃有摩擦力的桌面上

216
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滚的时候也是这样的吗

217
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哼

218
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这个世界是围绕着猫转的

219
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可不咋地

220
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但是昨天晚上没播

221
00:11:00,666 --> 00:11:02,133
主播关我啥事

222
00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:06,866
主播的攻击哈哈哈

223
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:10,966
我昨天跟我室友

224
00:11:10,966 --> 00:11:14,299
我们两个人就歌瘾犯了

225
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,966
最想唱歌的一集

226
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,966
但是之前不就跟大家念叨吗

227
00:11:17,966 --> 00:11:21,566
说想唱歌但是当地那个KTV太贵了

228
00:11:21,566 --> 00:11:22,999
我们去问了一下

229
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:27,666
晚上就是9点的那种好的时间啊

230
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到3点的这个时间

231
00:11:29,866 --> 00:11:33,566
他抵消一个小包厢要开到多少钱

232
00:11:33,566 --> 00:11:34,933
要开到200刀

233
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,533
然后点他那个9要点9点到

234
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点到一百多

235
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然后再交人头的钱

236
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就一个一个小包厢要200刀

237
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:48,133
我说200刀怎么不去抢啊

238
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,666
我被急眼了

239
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就直接在那个b站上面搜

240
00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:55,599
那个日语歌的

241
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耐克克拉

242
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,133
就耐克耐克的卡拉OK模式

243
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会有这种录屏带歌词带伴奏的这种

244
00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:05,899
本来以为这辈子没机会碰上耐克克拉

245
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:08,600
这种没机会用上这种东西了

246
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,466
没有想到居然在异国他乡用上了

247
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,999
然后那个投影仪

248
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:15,700
我只能说

249
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,766
那个画质

250
00:12:16,766 --> 00:12:21,166
也是比较的接近于10年代的KTV啊

251
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:22,766
真的挺有感觉的

252
00:12:22,766 --> 00:12:23,933
虽然我们没有卖

253
00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:28,299
那主打的就是一个开心吗

254
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:31,800
哎呀我闻着没变是什么味

255
00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:33,466
那你鼻子挺好用的

256
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:35,166
真的吗那挺好呀

257
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,533
感觉怪怪的

258
00:12:37,533 --> 00:12:40,666
真的吗红灯200刀

259
00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:43,366
对怎么不去抢啊嗯

260
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,866
欢迎来到90年代

261
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,500
那个叫什么那颗那颗克拉之类的

262
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,300
嗯嗯

263
00:12:55,933 --> 00:12:57,499
不过我到现在才知道

264
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,666
卡拉k好像真的是一个英文单词

265
00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:01,933
我以前以为是什么

266
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,966
粤语啊之类的翻译过来的

267
00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:05,999
后面在唐人街的时候

268
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,533
看到有几家

269
00:13:07,566 --> 00:13:10,366
标着那个类似罗马音的卡拉OK的

270
00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:11,933
那个牌子啊

271
00:13:11,933 --> 00:13:14,799
我才知道原来那个就是什么

272
00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:20,766
关于今天听起来没睡醒这件事

273
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,399
其实是有原因的

274
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:27,300
昨天昨天我们大概吃饱了饭之后

275
00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:30,266
就8点左右到了家

276
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:35,866
然后连唱歌带跳舞带看那个

277
00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:38,766
回忆一下过去的那个青春记忆

278
00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:39,533
看一下

279
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:43,299
那个之前出名的一些舞剑的视频

280
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:46,600
大概看到12点多才睡觉

281
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,933
结果早上四五点钟的时候啊

282
00:13:49,966 --> 00:13:53,933
就被那个卖实习的人打电话给我

283
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:57,333
打醒了他不但要打电话给我

284
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:01,266
我打点进来一看这什么电话哎呦

285
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,733
内的然后我就没没接

286
00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:07,166
然后他打了两趟

287
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,700
打了两趟之后还要给我邮件

288
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,899
给我邮箱发信息啊

289
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,333
给我两个邮箱都在里边发

290
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,333
哎呀我们检测到什么

291
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,966
你的简历有很多的问题啊

292
00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:22,266
疏于同龄90%的人

293
00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:23,533
你的简历啊

294
00:14:23,533 --> 00:14:24,533
急需优化

295
00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:26,466
我们是非常非常的

296
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,666
这个希望来帮助你的

297
00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:32,499
你应该怎么怎么样去联系我们

298
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,900
怎么有你这样的指导除外

299
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,800
有没有可能我现在根本就不找工作啊

300
00:14:39,466 --> 00:14:41,766
我在简历上就只写了一个

301
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,133
一个一个什么

302
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,399
他是要写16岁还是18岁来着

303
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,333
我只写了一个

304
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:49,133
年龄可不是小于90%的人吗

305
00:14:50,566 --> 00:14:52,066
那就是我的睡眠

306
00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:54,966
已经被这个电话彻底的毁坏了

307
00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:56,299
然后困得要命

308
00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:02,166
所以说钟表还是有很大的作用的

309
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,766
如果没有这个钟表

310
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:07,700
我今天早上应该就不来直播了

311
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,666
因为脑袋真的很疼

312
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,700
睡觉都被他们全打断了

313
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,300
坏很坏的

314
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:17,366
哈喽哈喽

315
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,133
晚上好嗯嗯

316
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,900
主播讲话能不能不要像个

317
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:27,533
女生一样好怪啊

318
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:34,766
知道哥们你喜欢男生

319
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,799
知道哥们你也喜欢男娘

320
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,600
主播这个没睡醒有气无力的样子

321
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,899
正好满足了你的XP

322
00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:45,933
你还不在心里面暗喜

323
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,466
不感谢主播

324
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,766
平常看起来啊

325
00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:52,299
大家都哥们你是我爹

326
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,900
我是你爹的

327
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:57,300
没睡醒的时候看起来像个小女生一样

328
00:15:57,300 --> 00:16:00,533
不是很符合你们都喜欢男娘的差评吗

329
00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:04,133
怎么还要人指责主播

330
00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:06,999
让主播讲话不要像个女生一样呢

331
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:09,333
真可怕

332
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:12,599
你可以直播睡觉了爹

333
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,333
不不不行不行

334
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,866
我之前那个什么啊

335
00:16:16,866 --> 00:16:18,899
我之前有想过

336
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:21,766
就是那种魂的话怎么播

337
00:16:23,533 --> 00:16:26,566
对了好像那个24小时的具体宣布

338
00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,299
虽然在复活那天说过一下

339
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,733
但是好像也没有

340
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
没有没有说那个

341
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,066
嗯具体怎么搞啊

342
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,399
主要跟大家

343
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,533
就是说一下这个24小时的问题

344
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:42,599
因为大家也知道

345
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,966
我现在说什么我是有零延迟就能听到

346
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:46,466
所以

347
00:16:46,466 --> 00:16:50,366
肯定不可能就是在加拿大的这段时间

348
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,666
可以完成这个24小时

349
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:56,066
回了而且我目前的那个身体状况

350
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:59,533
也比做这个企划的时候烂了不止一点

351
00:17:00,566 --> 00:17:04,266
完全没有办法就坐在这边不睡觉

352
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,466
保持24小时

353
00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:10,533
然后现在就是有两个办法

354
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:14,866
第一个是等我结束在这边的呃

355
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,299
学习生活之后

356
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,900
回到国内的时候

357
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,933
然后靠家里面的设备

358
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:22,366
以及家里面好的隔音环境

359
00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:24,066
然后来尝试完成这个

360
00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:25,299
第二点就是

361
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:29,766
我把这个24小时拆成两个12小时来播

362
00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:30,566
这样的话

363
00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:33,333
不会影响到左邻右舍的休息

364
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:38,133
不会发生梦里边那种被楼管赶出去啊

365
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:40,866
投诉啊报警啊之类的情况

366
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:43,333
因为住在公寓就是这点不好

367
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,066
要提防会不会影

368
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,733
响到左邻右舍啊对啊

369
00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:52,533
对拆成12个两小时

370
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,100
还有这样的

371
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:57,300
怎么说怎么说

372
00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:00,933
对这个我身体目前是撑不住的

373
00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:02,566
能不能反思下

374
00:18:02,566 --> 00:18:03,999
为什么停播了9个月

375
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,766
身体还是这个样子

376
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,400
呃是这样的

377
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,700
我在停播那个时候12小时都撑不住了

378
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:12,866
但是现在的话

379
00:18:12,866 --> 00:18:17,066
能提出来就是拆成两个12小时

380
00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,733
所以其实还是有进步的

381
00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:22,666
只是这个进步相对于目标来说

382
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,200
略显缓慢

383
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,733
钟表没说播多久

384
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,733
那是因为钟表没说播多久

385
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,999
一般都是一个半小时起到

386
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,300
两两个多小时吧

387
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,566
播24小时

388
00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:44,166
什么时候

389
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,966
播24小时那个成就不是没了吗

390
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:50,266
对就目前来说是这样子啊

391
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,133
嗯

392
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,966
12个两小时也太过分了吧

393
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:57,566
哈哈我理解

394
00:18:57,566 --> 00:18:59,866
我知道大家很很宠我

395
00:18:59,866 --> 00:19:01,666
但是也不能这样吧

396
00:19:04,766 --> 00:19:06,366
哎怎么这么卡呀

397
00:19:06,366 --> 00:19:08,399
醒醒嘿

398
00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:12,166
啊醒醒

399
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,900
感觉他好像不认识我呀

400
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:20,933
这个这个面补设备感觉好像不认识我

401
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:24,333
哦

402
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:30,333
改成1,000 440个一分钟

403
00:19:31,466 --> 00:19:32,699
不不不不不不

404
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:34,866
这个还是还是要那个什么的

405
00:19:34,866 --> 00:19:36,333
呃呃怎么个事

406
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:36,966
我不知道

407
00:19:36,966 --> 00:19:38,933
真的不怎么好像不认识我的样

408
00:19:43,066 --> 00:19:44,899
感觉我贼眉鼠眼的

409
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,366
是我的错觉吗

410
00:19:48,466 --> 00:19:49,999
面部识别失败

411
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,700
你不是主人你怎么说话呢

412
00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:54,566
昨天不是还有一大堆人

413
00:19:54,566 --> 00:19:55,899
在直播间叫我主人

414
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,400
主人让我答应吗

415
00:19:57,700 --> 00:19:59,733
怎么现在又我不是主人了

416
00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:04,466
这下想得到的这个这个

417
00:20:04,466 --> 00:20:06,266
任务为主的没得到

418
00:20:06,266 --> 00:20:10,499
不想被认为主的这个情况时有发生啊

419
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,766
怎么会这样呢

420
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,933
人生总是充满了遗憾啊

421
00:20:13,933 --> 00:20:15,199
哈哈哈

422
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:18,299
别在直播间提2,600了

423
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,733
我把2,600啊

424
00:20:19,733 --> 00:20:23,966
2,7002,600这个词加到直播间屏蔽词里面

425
00:20:24,866 --> 00:20:27,066
不可以提我的伤心事

426
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,133
不行不行

427
00:20:31,866 --> 00:20:32,899
你是谁你是谁

428
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:35,566
我是你爹我是你爹我是你爹

429
00:20:35,566 --> 00:20:38,899
不要回答不要回答不要回答

430
00:20:40,533 --> 00:20:43,333
面补觉得你比以前更甜了

431
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:45,666
哎不得不说啊

432
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:46,899
我感觉这个面补

433
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:48,966
它在我不使用它的时候

434
00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:51,066
自己把自己升级了一下

435
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:55,333
谢谢鱼马112

436
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,600
我是不是以前就会叫你那个

437
00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:07,366
鱼满身留啊

438
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,899
鱼满留1897

439
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:13,066
我记得我以前就会叫你鱼满身留

440
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:17,766
一些死去的记忆正在攻击我

441
00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:22,199
啊这这为什么忽然脱口而出这种哈哈

442
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,866
哎我说真的大家

443
00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:29,299
我本来以为我什么事都记不住呢

444
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,966
谢谢瞌睡的妹妹的关注

445
00:21:32,966 --> 00:21:34,999
我本来以为我什么事都记不住呢

446
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,166
但是就是这种

447
00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:40,133
触发到这种跟以前有点相似

448
00:21:40,133 --> 00:21:42,399
但又不完全一样的场景的时候

449
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,900
一下就会回忆起来

450
00:21:44,966 --> 00:21:48,266
我甚至大概能记起来是在什么时候啊

451
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,266
在哪一天

452
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:52,866
然后那个什么的在哪一天这么叫的

453
00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:54,133
就很奇怪

454
00:21:54,133 --> 00:21:56,766
主播的记忆构成真的蛮诡异的

455
00:21:57,266 --> 00:22:01,133
主播我年度总结最关心的APP和主播

456
00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:01,966
竟然都不是

457
00:22:01,966 --> 00:22:03,933
肥猫你有头绪吗

458
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,733
努力一下明天那什么呗

459
00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:09,333
谢谢公园遛鸟的舰长

460
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:10,133
啊卧槽

461
00:22:10,266 --> 00:22:11,266
公园遛鸟

462
00:22:12,933 --> 00:22:14,066
哈喽哈喽

463
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,299
谢谢你的剑掌啊

464
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,100
我小弟

465
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,300
我尾巴呢

466
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,700
怎么转不起来了

467
00:22:19,733 --> 00:22:21,333
急了急眼了

468
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:25,000
今天开的这个疑似是最古老的模式啊

469
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,133
连个连个什么

470
00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:27,599
连个按键都没有啊

471
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:29,499
一下还原本心了

472
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,933
连尾巴都拽不了了

473
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:33,466
咩咩啊啊

474
00:22:33,466 --> 00:22:35,333
只剩下一个发色能换了

475
00:22:38,766 --> 00:22:39,799
肥猫开播了

476
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,800
哈喽哈喽

477
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,266
谢谢公园遛鸟的舰长

478
00:22:43,266 --> 00:22:44,666
后瞪眼一个都

479
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:46,366
大概是半年前

480
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,333
没有吧我停播停了9个月

481
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:51,266
半年前你能碰到的可能是你梦里的我

482
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,933
肯定不是现实里的我

483
00:22:53,933 --> 00:22:56,333
停播了多久我还是知道的

484
00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:59,666
好久没见主播还是这么装逼

485
00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:00,766
你别说啊

486
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:05,733
真有一种和以前相差不多的感觉

487
00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:07,933
我我我想说什么来着

488
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:11,899
我想说的是

489
00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,300
大家今天今天尽量别钓我鱼

490
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,933
我感觉我反应有点慢

491
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:20,000
因为我是强行开机的

492
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,099
不知道你们有没有这个问题啊

493
00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,566
就睡觉睡到一半

494
00:23:23,566 --> 00:23:26,799
正好在深睡眠的那个时候被打断了

495
00:23:27,466 --> 00:23:28,333
正好在这里

496
00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:29,599
被打断的话

497
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:32,333
整个人第二天就会头晕目眩

498
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,799
缺少精力问啥说啥

499
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,899
特别特别奇怪

500
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:38,500
你知道吧

501
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,400
停播这么久还能活也是一圈传奇了

502
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,933
我将出示一个切片

503
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,900
对停播9个月

504
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,699
1万次扣一

505
00:23:50,866 --> 00:23:54,566
你推的微真的复活了

506
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,600
这次居然不是托词

507
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,766
不是借口

508
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,666
不是这个遇到学业问题

509
00:24:01,666 --> 00:24:04,466
然后停播之后一个月

510
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,600
你发现了一样的声音在首页转生

511
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,266
也不是回老家结婚

512
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:14,200
之后你在抖音发现真人出镜啊

513
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,066
也不是各种各样的万金油理由

514
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:21,966
然后马上转生下一代

515
00:24:21,966 --> 00:24:24,533
甚至直接在评论区留下暗号

516
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,666
下真诚当代迷圈活化石了

517
00:24:30,766 --> 00:24:33,166
活化石活就活在怎么了

518
00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:35,200
死了还能复活

519
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,966
而且居然还是原账号复活

520
00:24:38,566 --> 00:24:41,899
感觉在我有限的从业经历里面

521
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,966
确实很少见

522
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:48,200
而且复活还不是复一次两次的那种

523
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,133
而是之后周期都有直播计划的

524
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:52,166
这种复活

525
00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:55,100
只能说在我从业的经历里面

526
00:24:55,100 --> 00:24:57,266
不光是作为弟弟看主播啊

527
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:59,499
作为主播看同行

528
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:02,766
也是不到一手之术吧

529
00:25:02,766 --> 00:25:04,133
哈哈哈

530
00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:07,933
怎么这也复活了呢啊

531
00:25:07,933 --> 00:25:10,266
我知道很多人都很有疑惑啊

532
00:25:10,266 --> 00:25:11,999
其实我自己也很疑惑

533
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,799
并且很疑惑的事情就是

534
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,166
怎么这个主包复活了之后直

535
00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,133
播间人还是这么多啊

536
00:25:22,133 --> 00:25:24,066
还是还是蛮开心的

537
00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:24,999
只能说是

538
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,666
这个老东西

539
00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:28,666
米娅米娅

540
00:25:28,666 --> 00:25:33,066
跟这个各位资历深厚的应验人啊

541
00:25:33,066 --> 00:25:35,299
这个达成了一个双向的一个

542
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:36,366
哈哈哈

543
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,700
达成了一个双向的奔赴啊

544
00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:42,133
大家实在太有实力了

545
00:25:47,533 --> 00:25:52,533
到我们2023年啊结束之前还有几天啊

546
00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:53,499
家人们

547
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,666
大家觉得我2023年结束之前

548
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,866
拿个130件有希望吗

549
00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:04,733
对肥猫入脑了

550
00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:07,666
主包能不能强点啊

551
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,699
大家好我是米娅米娅

552
00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:13,999
这是我们重要的复活周复活节日

553
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:14,933
众所周知

554
00:26:14,933 --> 00:26:18,099
一件重要的事情可以流水席大宴7天

555
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,133
所以我决定

556
00:26:19,133 --> 00:26:22,066
在12月24日到12月31日

557
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:25,099
给大家带来了2024年度的限定弹力夹

558
00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:25,900
PP夹

559
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,733
见长礼物活动

560
00:26:29,733 --> 00:26:31,399
决赛举办中

561
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,133
速来

562
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,133
你不来的话我会求求你来的

563
00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:39,133
刚来有希望干啥

564
00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:41,999
有没有希望搞个130件啊

565
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,333
150就不不画了

566
00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:45,999
感觉有点太难了

567
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,200
有希望真有希望吗

568
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,533
一一一只要你天天播

569
00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:56,199
那我相信你了

570
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,666
我相信你了

571
00:26:59,666 --> 00:27:01,799
我会努力的嗯

572
00:27:03,966 --> 00:27:06,166
就希望说小米你真恶心

573
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:06,966
给我滚

574
00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:09,366
刚复活就要抿是吧

575
00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:10,333
也也没有吧

576
00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:12,299
要抿的话应该骗点大的

577
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,466
骗点紫色的金色的礼物

578
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:18,000
骗店长其实赚米赚的比较少的

579
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,566
主打一个爱慕虚荣啊

580
00:27:20,566 --> 00:27:22,333
我记得当时谁哭了嘛

581
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:26,166
叫上期都让我看那个呃Migo

582
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,700
然后我看完了之后

583
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:30,566
我整个人就是往百合倾向啊

584
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,066
青春期的这种少女悸动啊

585
00:27:33,066 --> 00:27:34,966
以及百合的细腻情感

586
00:27:34,966 --> 00:27:36,566
这个方向去理解了

587
00:27:36,966 --> 00:27:38,099
但是后面呢

588
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,133
我看了一些Michael的二创

589
00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:41,866
我就在想可是嘛

590
00:27:41,866 --> 00:27:43,899
这样上这个题都让我看Michael

591
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:46,333
他是不是想骂我就是

592
00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:49,866
骂我是那个爱音啊

593
00:27:49,866 --> 00:27:51,299
也不是说骂我是爱音

594
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,266
吧就是说

595
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,666
呃主播主播

596
00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:56,733
刘先生在外面没有什么外国朋友啊

597
00:27:56,733 --> 00:27:58,399
天天在家里面家里蹲

598
00:27:58,466 --> 00:28:00,866
然后在社交媒体上爱慕虚荣

599
00:28:01,066 --> 00:28:03,666
然后乐队里面就你最那个c

600
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:04,799
那个什么b呀

601
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:05,966
水平不行

602
00:28:06,533 --> 00:28:07,966
然后这个事一大堆

603
00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:09,266
天天想占星

604
00:28:09,266 --> 00:28:12,966
我在想是不是是不是得暗示些什么呢

605
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:15,266
但是我又不好意思问哈哈哈

606
00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:21,999
昨天在别人那里看到什么富哥开盲盒

607
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,566
直接开了一个全价总督

608
00:28:25,366 --> 00:28:26,166
哎

609
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,533
什么时候我们2289也能再看到

610
00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:30,933
别说决战总督了

611
00:28:30,933 --> 00:28:34,366
看到一个决战提督就行了哈哈哈

612
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,300
哎这个只能说出场设置

613
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,333
过了9个月还也会出场设置

614
00:28:39,333 --> 00:28:42,099
对礼物的认知也回到了出场的情况

615
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,133
晚上好晚上好

616
00:28:45,133 --> 00:28:47,999
没看过Maggo的人完全听不懂

617
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,566
抽空补番了得哈哈

618
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,266
都都把主播

619
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:58,500
都把主播那个什么呀带入到这个呃

620
00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:01,100
没有圣爱音那么神圣的

621
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:04,499
爱慕虚荣的女子啊

622
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,133
这个这个

623
00:29:05,133 --> 00:29:08,699
这个角色里面一下就觉得说得通了

624
00:29:08,866 --> 00:29:10,599
你怎么不讲话呀

625
00:29:12,566 --> 00:29:14,266
怎么不讲话呀

626
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:17,366
哎库罗曼教你扣一真的有用

627
00:29:17,933 --> 00:29:19,099
然而我想的是

628
00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:22,066
上了题都可以顺便点箭升华

629
00:29:22,466 --> 00:29:24,599
而你当时可不是这么说的

630
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,266
晚上好晚上好

631
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,800
没有啊我都不好意思问

632
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,266
我都不知道到底是不是这样的

633
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:36,999
嗯由奢入俭难

634
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,333
还真就入简了

635
00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:40,199
因为我已经都忘记了

636
00:29:41,666 --> 00:29:44,466
你现在让我看以前那个那个直播

637
00:29:44,466 --> 00:29:47,333
有时候收一条红s我都很诧异啊

638
00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,599
这是我能收的吗真开心

639
00:29:51,566 --> 00:29:53,466
发现有的时候确实是

640
00:29:53,766 --> 00:29:55,666
嗯离开比较久了

641
00:29:55,766 --> 00:29:57,799
但我好像没忘记怎么说话

642
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,200
也没忘了怎么直播

643
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,466
但是我忘了怎么骗钱了

644
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,366
你们没发现

645
00:30:04,366 --> 00:30:06,166
我前两天的直播内容

646
00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:08,599
就是纯纯的直播内容吗

647
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,066
上播就开始聊

648
00:30:10,066 --> 00:30:10,699
然后聊聊聊

649
00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,300
聊到下播

650
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,266
纯纯的直播内容啊

651
00:30:14,266 --> 00:30:15,199
纯纯的沟通

652
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,733
然后钱忘了怎么骗了

653
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:21,333
都得是弹幕里面有杠精在里边抬杠

654
00:30:21,366 --> 00:30:22,166
比如说酋长

655
00:30:22,166 --> 00:30:24,599
啊啊主播你真是费拉不开

656
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,266
怎么到现在直播间还有这么多白字啊

657
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:28,100
主播

658
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:31,400
你这店长怎么卡在123动都不动弹了

659
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,400
你动一下啊

660
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,133
主播

661
00:30:33,133 --> 00:30:35,566
然后主播这个时候才会非常不服气的

662
00:30:35,566 --> 00:30:38,866
这个捏紧的拳头大声的憋红了脸啊

663
00:30:38,966 --> 00:30:41,999
然后憋出来一句这个咩咩啊

664
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,000
见长礼物全在举办中啊啊

665
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:45,800
送来

666
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,600
这没办法呀

667
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,933
我真是服了

668
00:30:49,733 --> 00:30:50,999
公式直播

669
00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:53,499
这这是公共用事式啊

670
00:30:53,866 --> 00:30:55,666
直播内容哎

671
00:30:56,966 --> 00:30:58,466
我要当白纸

672
00:30:58,466 --> 00:30:59,999
别当白纸好吗

673
00:31:00,133 --> 00:31:00,933
别

674
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:03,299
你看什么掖掖人

675
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:06,500
就像淑女似一样跪在主播边上

676
00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,166
主播就是不开播

677
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:14,200
当时耶耶人跟主播说的好好的

678
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,066
主播主播

679
00:31:15,066 --> 00:31:16,366
你回来直播吧

680
00:31:16,366 --> 00:31:17,966
我们再也不骂你了

681
00:31:17,966 --> 00:31:19,766
你说的每一个话题

682
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,500
我们都会精心贡献弹幕

683
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:25,166
保证让你不会陷入到无弹幕可如

684
00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,266
无话题可接的尴尬情况

685
00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:29,899
啊啊主播等你回来是吧

686
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,900
这个金地毯红地毯咔咔铺路

687
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,766
主播你回来主我给你上

688
00:31:34,766 --> 00:31:37,366
总督马上发年终奖了

689
00:31:37,366 --> 00:31:38,599
我要狠狠的给你上

690
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,400
总主播能不能复活呀

691
00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:43,799
哎我的地毯都准备好了

692
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,366
主播你再不来我就要打给别的女人了

693
00:31:47,366 --> 00:31:49,133
我的铁都已经准备好了

694
00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:52,066
就等着你一点直播马上就上呢

695
00:31:55,366 --> 00:31:58,599
主播被你们的甜言蜜语哄骗了

696
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,600
被你们甜言蜜语哄骗到这个样子了

697
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,000
天天给我画饼

698
00:32:03,066 --> 00:32:04,599
你还真信啊

699
00:32:05,066 --> 00:32:06,766
那这下这下好了

700
00:32:06,766 --> 00:32:09,533
主播写钟表不代表我要播啊

701
00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:11,100
那既然说

702
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:12,666
大家有不懂事

703
00:32:12,666 --> 00:32:14,733
你承诺不等于你要做

704
00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:15,166
那那那

705
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:18,799
那主播写周标就不等于主播要播啊

706
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,366
我们之间的这个

707
00:32:21,933 --> 00:32:25,299
信任怎么能是这么脆弱的东西呢

708
00:32:25,366 --> 00:32:26,799
要不就不要说嘛

709
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:27,900
要不说了

710
00:32:28,133 --> 00:32:30,766
说了不要不要吊着猫呀

711
00:32:30,766 --> 00:32:34,666
真是的你等我有小男友那天上走

712
00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:36,533
真的吗我现在就找一个

713
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,166
找事我来扮演一下

714
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,366
真的吗真的吗

715
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,200
你这个人还真是满脑子都是大米

716
00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,000
这不是米的问题

717
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:50,933
这是信任的问题

718
00:32:50,966 --> 00:32:56,366
哈哈哈这是信任的问题哦

719
00:32:56,466 --> 00:32:57,999
我相信你们了

720
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,400
你们你们不能

721
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,766
哈哈好吧好吧

722
00:33:03,133 --> 00:33:05,466
我去拿个充电线啊

723
00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:06,899
i need you girl

724
00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:11,333
stop

725
00:33:39,866 --> 00:33:43,133
主播随机抽个20级金色牌子烟烟人

726
00:33:43,133 --> 00:33:44,166
当小男友们

727
00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:47,099
就差把就差把价钱贴你脸上了

728
00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:47,866
你看我直播间

729
00:33:47,866 --> 00:33:50,733
哪还有20级金色牌子烟烟人啊

730
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:52,866
抽

731
00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:56,366
抽一个20级金色牌子愿意人当小男友

732
00:33:56,533 --> 00:34:00,733
就像是在福利彩票里边抽奖

733
00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,366
哈哈

734
00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:06,466
把那个奖池掏空的那个人

735
00:34:06,666 --> 00:34:08,866
一定是特定的一个人啊

736
00:34:08,866 --> 00:34:12,399
他一定不会是真正的野生人物啊

737
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:16,066
说是随机抽的哎随机

738
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,400
你真的相信主播会七月回呀

739
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,900
主播几月回对你来说有差别吗

740
00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:24,366
七月回还11月回

741
00:34:24,366 --> 00:34:26,466
你都不都是天天在直播间抬杠

742
00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:27,999
嘴里一句好话都没有

743
00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:31,266
你不会以为主播真想看到这些弹幕吧

744
00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:34,266
现在就挑战3牌子

745
00:34:34,266 --> 00:34:36,566
升20也不是不行吧

746
00:34:36,733 --> 00:34:38,399
你现在3吊牌子的话

747
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,266
升20好像得打一个都子左右的米

748
00:34:46,266 --> 00:34:49,299
我朋友前两天把刮刮乐刮爆了

749
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:51,066
刮爆了是什么意思啊

750
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:53,533
爆了多少大米出来啊

751
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:03,800
主播为了大米都愿意抽小男友了啊

752
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,900
没有没有没有

753
00:35:05,933 --> 00:35:08,299
先骗吧反正一人也给我画饼

754
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,900
我给大家画饼呗

755
00:35:10,266 --> 00:35:12,133
就说那个什么说说

756
00:35:12,133 --> 00:35:14,999
等到那个20级金色牌的人多了

757
00:35:15,533 --> 00:35:17,733
就说奖池今天故障了

758
00:35:17,733 --> 00:35:19,766
然后叫我室友开他的账号

759
00:35:19,766 --> 00:35:21,066
把这个奖来领住

760
00:35:24,066 --> 00:35:27,266
你不就是为了看这些弹幕才回来的吗

761
00:35:27,266 --> 00:35:29,533
那那那我觉得没用的

762
00:35:29,533 --> 00:35:31,799
耶耶耶早就该被优化掉

763
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:37,566
你的棉花糖已经过去了吗

764
00:35:37,566 --> 00:35:37,966
没有

765
00:35:37,966 --> 00:35:41,166
还没有到那个念你的棉花糖的环节

766
00:35:41,166 --> 00:35:42,566
因为主播还在消化

767
00:35:42,566 --> 00:35:42,933
怎么样

768
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:45,599
把你这件事情条理清晰的讲出来

769
00:35:45,766 --> 00:35:49,766
他对于我的冲击实在是太大哈哈哈

770
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:58,999
刚进来就听到要被优化

771
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,466
没有吧没有没有

772
00:36:00,466 --> 00:36:03,166
哎哎我就知道我就知道肯

773
00:36:03,166 --> 00:36:04,099
定要那个什么

774
00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:05,333
肯定要被被

775
00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:09,699
这么多棉花糖要

776
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:12,800
糖尿病确实挺多

777
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,133
的确确实挺多的

778
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:16,699
但是为什么这个

779
00:36:18,066 --> 00:36:19,766
这种留言形式

780
00:36:19,766 --> 00:36:22,866
留言提问形式要叫棉花糖啊

781
00:36:23,466 --> 00:36:26,133
有没有日历懂哥跟主播说一下

782
00:36:26,133 --> 00:36:27,366
我都一开始都不知道

783
00:36:27,366 --> 00:36:29,199
为什么这玩意叫棉花糖

784
00:36:29,566 --> 00:36:31,466
是因为那个命名信箱

785
00:36:31,466 --> 00:36:33,466
有一个软件叫棉花糖吗

786
00:36:33,466 --> 00:36:34,599
这是我猜的

787
00:36:35,266 --> 00:36:37,266
抠门的应该人也是人

788
00:36:37,466 --> 00:36:39,066
抠门可以啊

789
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,566
抠门很正常

790
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:41,933
虽然你你你

791
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,466
你跟主播大方

792
00:36:43,466 --> 00:36:45,533
主播会很开心啊

793
00:36:45,533 --> 00:36:47,199
然后你跟主播抠门

794
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,733
对别的女人非常的大方的话

795
00:36:49,866 --> 00:36:52,766
主播会觉得有些羡慕啊

796
00:36:52,766 --> 00:36:53,866
有些嫉妒

797
00:36:53,966 --> 00:36:57,599
但假如说你每天给主播狂狂画饼

798
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,333
结果不给主播吃饼

799
00:36:59,333 --> 00:37:00,799
不但不给主播吃饼

800
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,466
还要给主播吃锅烙

801
00:37:02,566 --> 00:37:05,133
天天在直播间攻击主播

802
00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:08,466
那主播的话就不不会很开心啦

803
00:37:12,366 --> 00:37:14,199
抠门的贱人也是人

804
00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:15,666
嗯又抠门

805
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,600
嗯又要骂主播

806
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,466
然后又要跟主播说自己很大方

807
00:37:20,466 --> 00:37:22,366
只是不跟主播大方

808
00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:23,666
那主播主播

809
00:37:23,666 --> 00:37:25,199
主播很难受啊

810
00:37:25,933 --> 00:37:28,499
嗯为什么不叫棒棒糖

811
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,333
你猜对了

812
00:37:29,333 --> 00:37:31,599
就是软件日威用的那个叫棉花糖

813
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,800
我觉得他们那个界面

814
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,466
比我们的要好看好多啊嗯

815
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,800
反正命名全在Mia

816
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,966
Mia还真是晚上好

817
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:47,966
主播的笑容转移到了我的脸上

818
00:37:47,966 --> 00:37:50,299
还是你的笑容最可恨呢

819
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:51,966
世界上还是坏人多

820
00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:53,999
哈哈哈

821
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:58,400
谢谢 000肖0的心啊

822
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,566
感谢支持

823
00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:01,099
这是一个锅盔

824
00:38:01,100 --> 00:38:04,966
常言道吃亏是福哈哈哈

825
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:09,600
你还别说

826
00:38:09,733 --> 00:38:12,299
锅盔还真挺好吃的

827
00:38:12,866 --> 00:38:16,499
那个红糖锅盔我最近还在念着

828
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:19,366
觉得还挺挺挺好的挺香的

829
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,533
谢谢谢谢

830
00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,266
不对啊吃亏是福

831
00:38:24,266 --> 00:38:26,466
我们中国人印象里面

832
00:38:26,466 --> 00:38:27,933
这种福一般在什么

833
00:38:27,933 --> 00:38:29,099
时候发生呢

834
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,533
是在快要过新年的时候啊

835
00:38:31,766 --> 00:38:33,566
这个新年的时候呢

836
00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:36,000
福字一般是金色的

837
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,866
然后福字的底一般是红色的

838
00:38:37,866 --> 00:38:39,566
象征着鸿运发达

839
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,133
金光璀璨啊

840
00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:44,466
怎么我直播间出现的是蓝色的呢

841
00:38:44,466 --> 00:38:45,666
怎么回事呢

842
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,533
嗯哎蓝色也挺好的

843
00:38:50,533 --> 00:38:51,499
挺好挺好

844
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:56,699
国内好像又type比较多

845
00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:57,900
好像是没了

846
00:38:57,900 --> 00:38:59,000
type好像关掉了

847
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,866
我这次回来的时候发现

848
00:39:00,866 --> 00:39:02,199
我手机里的type被被

849
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,733
被被噶了

850
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,266
对别的女人吝啬呢

851
00:39:06,266 --> 00:39:07,766
那那我能理解

852
00:39:07,900 --> 00:39:09,166
那我能理解

853
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,200
哈哈哈

854
00:39:10,966 --> 00:39:11,999
那得过年

855
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,500
祝你福如东海

856
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,333
行行行好好好

857
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,599
谢谢科买的10朵小花

858
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,600
感谢支持

859
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,733
轰动年龄更多

860
00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:22,066
谢谢你红的礼物太破费了

861
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,466
哎我很怀疑啊

862
00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:25,333
就是什么主播

863
00:39:25,366 --> 00:39:30,299
主播昨天不是开通了一个神秘的这个

864
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,700
呃微信网站吗

865
00:39:34,733 --> 00:39:37,533
主播昨天开通了一个神秘的微信网站

866
00:39:37,533 --> 00:39:39,466
就我想讲一下这个事情

867
00:39:40,133 --> 00:39:42,133
昨天通过了认证之后

868
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,566
有个人用自选金额

869
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:46,999
给我打了一个见长的米

870
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,933
打完了之后我说谢谢你

871
00:39:48,933 --> 00:39:52,066
你是非常好非常支持主播的音乐人啊

872
00:39:52,066 --> 00:39:53,333
然后我一顿夸

873
00:39:53,466 --> 00:39:56,799
我夸完了之后我说我说那个什么

874
00:39:56,933 --> 00:39:58,333
我说这个

875
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,566
能不能告诉我你是谁呀

876
00:40:03,566 --> 00:40:05,566
或者你要是想要那个舰长

877
00:40:05,566 --> 00:40:08,166
礼物是a开头的舰长的话

878
00:40:08,266 --> 00:40:10,999
你可以在那个信息里面

879
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,866
留下你的收件地址

880
00:40:12,866 --> 00:40:14,866
然后让主播来寄给你

881
00:40:16,133 --> 00:40:18,999
结果对方回复了我一个哈哈

882
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,500
你猜我是谁

883
00:40:20,733 --> 00:40:23,333
还有一个呲牙笑的那个嘻嘻

884
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:24,766
黄豆的表情

885
00:40:24,966 --> 00:40:26,766
又给我打了138

886
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,666
这是什么意思呀

887
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,100
有没有我觉得这么嘎气的

888
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:32,733
这个这个

889
00:40:32,733 --> 00:40:35,866
肯定是我们我们目前的直播间的人吧

890
00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:37,933
正好我们现在活跃的见长

891
00:40:37,966 --> 00:40:41,966
120来人然后我们的这个团员也120来人

892
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:45,066
哎是谁呢达人

893
00:40:47,733 --> 00:40:48,566
微信网站

894
00:40:48,566 --> 00:40:49,766
那那个不不不

895
00:40:49,766 --> 00:40:52,499
能念吧你们不是教我不能念吗

896
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,900
据说我是你们印象里面第一个

897
00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:58,933
把那个什么贴在

898
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:00,533
怎么说呢

899
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,500
把那个a信网站的全部连接

900
00:41:05,466 --> 00:41:08,599
贴在b站动态里面的

901
00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:09,933
我当时很傻

902
00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:12,066
我觉得我有的时候真的很傻

903
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:15,066
然后大家说哎

904
00:41:15,066 --> 00:41:15,966
这个微信

905
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,366
微信网站对吧

906
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,133
主播你去开一下这个

907
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,600
你不是说你嗓子疼吗

908
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,066
我们给你整点

909
00:41:22,066 --> 00:41:23,166
买龙角散人米

910
00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:24,333
你自己设置一下

911
00:41:24,333 --> 00:41:26,733
看看你那边龙角散多少钱一包

912
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,866
然后我就开开心心的就开了

913
00:41:28,866 --> 00:41:30,699
我说大家好呀

914
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:32,066
我是米呀咪呀

915
00:41:32,066 --> 00:41:34,599
今天起我入驻a信网站了

916
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,500
这里是我的a信网站的链接和地址

917
00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:40,966
如果有想要支持我购买润喉糖的人呢

918
00:41:41,133 --> 00:41:42,999
可以在这个a信网站里面

919
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,500
找到对应的档位

920
00:41:44,566 --> 00:41:46,099
然后我发出去之后

921
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:49,200
惊起这个恩声一片

922
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,866
大家都说从来没见过我这么勇敢的

923
00:41:54,466 --> 00:41:56,966
然后这条动态不出意料的

924
00:41:56,966 --> 00:41:58,599
因为还有什么

925
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:01,466
还有那个商业推广

926
00:42:01,466 --> 00:42:04,666
然后哐哐的被折叠了

927
00:42:04,666 --> 00:42:07,766
我估计审核都没有见过这么执球的

928
00:42:07,766 --> 00:42:09,066
应该都愣了一会

929
00:42:09,066 --> 00:42:11,566
因为发出去当时没被折叠啊

930
00:42:11,566 --> 00:42:15,133
然后发了10多分钟才被折叠的

931
00:42:16,966 --> 00:42:18,099
我还很好奇呢

932
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,400
我怎么就违规商业推广

933
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,866
不是官签主播就是硬气

934
00:42:24,866 --> 00:42:25,966
我是呀

935
00:42:27,133 --> 00:42:29,533
我不会因为这个以后就不是了吧

936
00:42:32,733 --> 00:42:34,499
我是哎

937
00:42:34,866 --> 00:42:36,799
坏了帽子抱不住了

938
00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:38,133
哈哈哈

939
00:42:38,133 --> 00:42:41,966
你下次直接在直播间贴你的这个小蓝

940
00:42:41,966 --> 00:42:42,999
小绿二维码不

941
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,066
不太行吧

942
00:42:44,066 --> 00:42:46,066
不太合适吧嗯

943
00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:49,066
那玩意真难用

944
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,399
也也还好吧

945
00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:55,566
那别一三八只能聊两句这里

946
00:42:55,566 --> 00:42:57,566
十朵花可以聊一夜

947
00:42:57,566 --> 00:42:58,366
那不对的

948
00:42:58,366 --> 00:43:01,333
这个聊一夜面向的是直播间的人啊

949
00:43:01,733 --> 00:43:04,666
无论是14个通缉还是140个通缉

950
00:43:04,666 --> 00:43:06,199
还是1,400个通缉

951
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,466
那主播都多少聊一宿呢

952
00:43:08,466 --> 00:43:11,499
这个是主播的一个职业的要求啊

953
00:43:13,533 --> 00:43:15,533
但是那边138聊两句

954
00:43:15,533 --> 00:43:17,566
也不是也不是那什么呀

955
00:43:18,133 --> 00:43:19,899
呃不过我想问一下大家

956
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:22,166
你们在给别人在微信网站上

957
00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,266
比较支援的时候

958
00:43:23,266 --> 00:43:27,699
会会会收到对方的手打回复吗

959
00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:30,500
我在思考这个东西是不是像SC一样

960
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:33,166
就是我我我应该去回一下啊

961
00:43:33,266 --> 00:43:35,766
然后偶像界的那个口袋48

962
00:43:35,766 --> 00:43:37,933
里面也是这种付费性质

963
00:43:37,933 --> 00:43:41,099
附带的留言是应该去回复一下的

964
00:43:41,333 --> 00:43:45,599
这样去回了的话就是呃呃合适吗

965
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,066
合合适吗

966
00:43:48,966 --> 00:43:50,733
不合适吗啊

967
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,400
真爱粉哈哈

968
00:43:57,133 --> 00:43:57,933
哎呦

969
00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:01,133
比起这个事情的发生

970
00:44:01,133 --> 00:44:03,066
感觉还是说出来更难吧

971
00:44:03,066 --> 00:44:06,666
哈哈哈那你们都提醒我了

972
00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:08,566
这事是不应该发生的

973
00:44:08,566 --> 00:44:11,099
那那那肯定跟大家分享一下

974
00:44:11,266 --> 00:44:12,999
肥猫生日见长礼物

975
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,600
有个小灯是啥呀

976
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,300
可爱吗那个灯不可爱吗

977
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:20,800
我当时我觉得老做钥匙扣真没意思

978
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,266
我就问那个钥匙扣厂家

979
00:44:22,266 --> 00:44:23,566
我说能不能有点什么东西

980
00:44:23,566 --> 00:44:24,999
给我整到钥匙扣上

981
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:27,966
好玩的我要新工艺

982
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,466
他想了半天说

983
00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:30,866
我们有个小夜灯

984
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,066
可以给你挂在钥匙扣下面

985
00:44:34,066 --> 00:44:35,199
你看你要吗

986
00:44:36,533 --> 00:44:37,899
哎我说行啊

987
00:44:37,900 --> 00:44:38,900
这玩意好

988
00:44:39,066 --> 00:44:40,666
你给我拍一下看看

989
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:42,400
他给我拍了那个小夜灯

990
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,800
亮起来的时候在那边一晃一晃的样子

991
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:45,600
我心想哇

992
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,266
猫就喜欢玩球

993
00:44:47,266 --> 00:44:49,766
我们猫是没办法拒绝这个的

994
00:44:50,966 --> 00:44:53,066
一闪一闪还发亮的

995
00:44:53,066 --> 00:44:57,266
外面带着金属的小球哦

996
00:44:57,566 --> 00:44:58,999
挂在我屁股后面

997
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,400
挂在我尾巴下面

998
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,800
太开心了

999
00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:03,733
然后我说不用报

1000
00:45:03,733 --> 00:45:06,099
价了你直接给我算总价就行

1001
00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:07,766
这玩意我要了

1002
00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,300
他说那你等等啊

1003
00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:11,466
可能做的有点慢

1004
00:45:11,466 --> 00:45:13,166
我觉得真有意思吧

1005
00:45:13,166 --> 00:45:16,333
家人们你们不喜欢在那个那个

1006
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,066
在那个下面挂个小球吗

1007
00:45:20,066 --> 00:45:22,199
多萌呀小猫壁咚

1008
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,300
你怎么骂老子呢

1009
00:45:25,966 --> 00:45:27,599
我宁愿你骂我老蹬

1010
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:29,200
这样显得我成熟一点

1011
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,900
叫我小猫壁咚感觉

1012
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:39,466
有一种又萌又像那个大力王的美感

1013
00:45:41,666 --> 00:45:44,599
你怎么觉得像沈一鸣呀

1014
00:45:44,766 --> 00:45:47,566
不会吧沈一鸣要有这么多钱吗

1015
00:45:47,766 --> 00:45:49,899
他连船都跳了是不是

1016
00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:52,266
哎哎月光族珠宝出来说话

1017
00:45:52,266 --> 00:45:53,699
哈哈

1018
00:45:54,933 --> 00:45:56,066
我觉得写一米啊

1019
00:45:56,066 --> 00:45:58,366
没有这么多米吧啊

1020
00:46:01,533 --> 00:46:02,333
哎呦

1021
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:07,200
你觉得你是官签主播吗

1022
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:08,366
我觉得我是啊

1023
00:46:08,366 --> 00:46:09,866
晚上好非常生非

1024
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,500
不是官签好像还是好事吧

1025
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:13,666
主播检查一下邮箱

1026
00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:15,866
有没有收到ID的独家直播合同

1027
00:46:15,866 --> 00:46:16,799
解约通知

1028
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:19,166
这个应该就在后台就会通知我了

1029
00:46:19,166 --> 00:46:20,799
不过其实我还挺好奇的

1030
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,266
为什么我停播了9个月

1031
00:46:22,266 --> 00:46:24,733
我这个我这个小闪电还没掉

1032
00:46:25,300 --> 00:46:29,100
他会把我一年的营收平均到每个月吗

1033
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:31,933
还是说会把我活动最近12个月的营收

1034
00:46:31,933 --> 00:46:33,199
综合评估一下

1035
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:35,266
决定要不要跟我解约啊

1036
00:46:35,466 --> 00:46:36,166
正常来说

1037
00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:39,599
9个月没直播的话应该是铁掉了

1038
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,600
我都不知道是为啥子

1039
00:46:43,933 --> 00:46:45,366
哎呀人还是太多了

1040
00:46:45,366 --> 00:46:46,699
该让主播体验一下

1041
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:48,333
直播间一个人都没有

1042
00:46:48,366 --> 00:46:50,999
直播间真一个人都没有的话那烦

1043
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,066
我就

1044
00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:57,166
在一个人都没有之前

1045
00:46:57,166 --> 00:46:58,966
我要先不在这里

1046
00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,766
我是很倔的人

1047
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:04,366
我不想当那个最后走的

1048
00:47:04,366 --> 00:47:06,133
我要当最先走的

1049
00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,899
不会人家都会拿这个发礼物

1050
00:47:09,900 --> 00:47:11,366
哦哦不会回复啊

1051
00:47:11,366 --> 00:47:14,299
那那那那那我也不回复了吧

1052
00:47:14,566 --> 00:47:18,199
你反正a在f在o在a

1053
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,000
站

1054
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:28,000
f站和o站

1055
00:47:28,133 --> 00:47:29,499
都是什么网站

1056
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:32,666
那个真真的可爱

1057
00:47:32,666 --> 00:47:33,099
对吧

1058
00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:35,866
肯定有人跟我的审美取向是一样的

1059
00:47:35,933 --> 00:47:37,566
那以后舰长还要吗

1060
00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:39,533
我的米都打到那里去了

1061
00:47:39,666 --> 00:47:43,466
能不能既有舰长又

1062
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,000
啊哈哈哈哈

1063
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:52,266
退后退后

1064
00:47:52,266 --> 00:47:53,299
主播先骂

1065
00:47:53,666 --> 00:47:55,066
贪心的猫

1066
00:47:57,566 --> 00:48:00,566
怎么两手都要抓两手都要硬啊

1067
00:48:00,566 --> 00:48:01,699
贪心的猫

1068
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:06,866
能不能嗯

1069
00:48:07,133 --> 00:48:09,099
算了我自己都觉得不好

1070
00:48:09,100 --> 00:48:10,166
不好意思问

1071
00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:12,199
哎呀哎呀哎呀

1072
00:48:12,966 --> 00:48:16,266
你们没有以外真是没用的人类啊

1073
00:48:17,533 --> 00:48:18,933
这么这么可爱

1074
00:48:18,933 --> 00:48:21,799
这么有用的身体器官都没有

1075
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,266
真是没用的人类

1076
00:48:25,900 --> 00:48:27,366
你要听我说实话

1077
00:48:27,366 --> 00:48:29,366
门德东真是个废物啊

1078
00:48:32,133 --> 00:48:32,933
人生在世

1079
00:48:32,933 --> 00:48:35,133
不能什么事情都追求实用性来

1080
00:48:35,133 --> 00:48:35,766
比如说

1081
00:48:35,766 --> 00:48:39,899
你跟我在这边满怀微笑着把手机

1082
00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:42,666
猫在被子里侧身躺着啊

1083
00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:45,466
看着屏幕里的紫色小人嘿嘿哈哈的

1084
00:48:45,466 --> 00:48:48,666
这一刻也没有创造任何的实际价值啊

1085
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,100
主要就是主打一个开心吗

1086
00:48:52,366 --> 00:48:53,933
人生是一种体验

1087
00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:56,599
你这一刻体验的在米颜米雅直播间

1088
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,466
猫在被窝里嘿嘿傻笑的这种体验

1089
00:48:59,733 --> 00:49:01,866
那就不算不算浪费啊

1090
00:49:01,866 --> 00:49:04,166
你把那个小灯打开

1091
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,066
它亮起来那一瞬间你觉得哇挺好看的

1092
00:49:07,066 --> 00:49:08,966
它的意义不就达到了吗

1093
00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:10,333
挺好的挺好的

1094
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,000
嗯

1095
00:49:13,266 --> 00:49:14,266
我不要你觉得

1096
00:49:14,266 --> 00:49:15,266
我要叔叔觉得

1097
00:49:15,266 --> 00:49:16,599
我去沈一鸣啊

1098
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,933
之前找我问画师给你约稿

1099
00:49:21,733 --> 00:49:23,366
哎超级约稿的

1100
00:49:23,366 --> 00:49:24,966
我知道我收到了

1101
00:49:24,966 --> 00:49:26,899
我收到沈老师的图了

1102
00:49:27,866 --> 00:49:28,666
我们之前

1103
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:31,666
我们这周的周表边上的那个图

1104
00:49:31,666 --> 00:49:33,333
就是沈老师给我约的

1105
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:36,900
倒不是不喜欢

1106
00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:39,600
问题在于用了心疼怕没电

1107
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:40,966
不用还当害

1108
00:49:44,333 --> 00:49:45,699
怎么说方言啊

1109
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,933
家人们知道党害啊

1110
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,333
党害是什么意思吗

1111
00:49:55,100 --> 00:49:56,966
原来你不是天天编弹幕吗

1112
00:49:56,966 --> 00:49:58,199
别急别急

1113
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,000
紫色小猫的直播间里

1114
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,166
怎么会一个人都没有

1115
00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:06,499
对吧就哪怕哪怕有最后一个人

1116
00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,800
还有酋长这样在这边坚持不懈的

1117
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,333
我从来都不回复他还要骂我的人呢

1118
00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:14,933
哈哈不不担心不担心

1119
00:50:14,933 --> 00:50:16,966
嗯嗯舰长抽那么多

1120
00:50:16,966 --> 00:50:19,266
你就惦记着那舰哎呀

1121
00:50:21,533 --> 00:50:24,499
蓝蓝紫紫的心情多好呀

1122
00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:26,666
哈哈哈哈哈

1123
00:50:28,133 --> 00:50:29,466
不是真的吗

1124
00:50:29,466 --> 00:50:32,533
那蓝蓝紫紫的心情多好呀

1125
00:50:32,566 --> 00:50:35,499
那那那那别人进来一看对吧

1126
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:39,600
这么多音乐人25级26级的都在当白证

1127
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:42,133
这主播是不是打的有问题啊

1128
00:50:42,133 --> 00:50:42,499
啊

1129
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:46,766
这么老的观众都都不给主播上剑了

1130
00:50:46,866 --> 00:50:48,933
这主播肯定打的有问题

1131
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,533
我没有才

1132
00:50:51,533 --> 00:50:52,799
才不是这样的

1133
00:50:54,866 --> 00:50:57,699
你掉的是金斧子还是银斧子

1134
00:50:58,100 --> 00:50:58,933
都是我掉的

1135
00:50:58,933 --> 00:51:00,399
对都是我掉的

1136
00:51:04,466 --> 00:51:05,899
超美呀米呀

1137
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:06,733
哈喽哈喽

1138
00:51:06,733 --> 00:51:07,599
你说的对

1139
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,000
满明天早班

1140
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,600
满脑子冒可能就要死

1141
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,600
明天考完

1142
00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:14,133
考完回来再看吧别急啊

1143
00:51:17,933 --> 00:51:19,933
其实直播间根本就没有人

1144
00:51:19,933 --> 00:51:21,966
是主播一个人在编弹幕

1145
00:51:21,966 --> 00:51:25,766
其实认清现实的甜言蜜语

1146
00:51:26,366 --> 00:51:28,599
发现直播间里的欢声笑语

1147
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,166
和直播间里兰兰紫紫还有爱发电

1148
00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:34,799
昨天说到的大家的这个资资源啊

1149
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:36,566
对不起我怎么一顺嘴说出来了

1150
00:51:36,566 --> 00:51:38,366
4米83哈哈哈

1151
00:51:38,466 --> 00:51:39,166
哎饭店

1152
00:51:39,166 --> 00:51:40,999
昨天收到的大家的资源

1153
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,766
全部都是幻想的

1154
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:45,299
放出了认清现实的BGM之后

1155
00:51:45,333 --> 00:51:46,499
我发现周围

1156
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:50,800
其实处在一个精神病院的世界里面

1157
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,066
处在一个盗鬼一线的世界里面

1158
00:51:53,466 --> 00:51:55,333
周围的这个陪我说话的人

1159
00:51:55,333 --> 00:51:57,199
都是被我幻想出来的

1160
00:51:59,766 --> 00:52:00,933
梦醒了之后

1161
00:52:00,933 --> 00:52:03,766
把被子从自己脑袋上拿起来啊

1162
00:52:03,866 --> 00:52:08,999
看到护士说289号病人你今天该吃药了

1163
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:13,400
你的家人联系我说如果再没有什么

1164
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,666
好转那就只能你一辈子待在这里了

1165
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:18,933
你还要继续抗拒吃药吗

1166
00:52:19,166 --> 00:52:21,966
而我只能含着眼泪说不要

1167
00:52:21,966 --> 00:52:23,133
不要吃药

1168
00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:25,299
吃药会伤害到咽咽人

1169
00:52:26,766 --> 00:52:30,333
治疗治疗好了病爷爷人就消失了

1170
00:52:32,933 --> 00:52:34,399
护士非常的不解

1171
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,000
这孩子病情又加重

1172
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,066
什么爷爷人

1173
00:52:37,066 --> 00:52:39,899
这个病房里自始至终只有他一个人啊

1174
00:52:41,333 --> 00:52:43,366
唉唉

1175
00:52:45,166 --> 00:52:47,499
一进去全是房管在说话

1176
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:48,533
多没生气

1177
00:52:48,533 --> 00:52:51,966
我懂了就把大家房管咔咔吓掉是吧

1178
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:54,700
哎

1179
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,000
原来真实的世界是这样的

1180
00:53:01,866 --> 00:53:04,066
本来今天不是说要做测试的吗

1181
00:53:04,066 --> 00:53:06,566
但是我觉得我的脑子现在不太好用啊

1182
00:53:06,566 --> 00:53:10,699
可能会选择一些呃超乎意料的想象

1183
00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:14,600
然后暴露出一些非比寻常的爱好

1184
00:53:14,900 --> 00:53:18,266
感觉好像今天不太不太适合对吧

1185
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:19,266
就

1186
00:53:19,266 --> 00:53:22,566
尤其是我还想做一下那个性取向测试

1187
00:53:22,666 --> 00:53:24,466
我现在测出来是女同学

1188
00:53:24,466 --> 00:53:28,133
很尴尬测出来是异性恋也很尴尬

1189
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:29,500
嗯

1190
00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:31,766
曾经我有精神分裂

1191
00:53:31,766 --> 00:53:34,099
但现在我们大家都很健康

1192
00:53:34,100 --> 00:53:37,466
哈哈哈就停止服药

1193
00:53:37,466 --> 00:53:39,699
而服药会伤害到咽咽炎的

1194
00:53:40,866 --> 00:53:42,099
吃药会怎么样

1195
00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:43,200
伤害着一些人

1196
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,300
我把病治好的那些人就都消失了

1197
00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:48,533
为什么那个什么呀

1198
00:53:51,166 --> 00:53:52,899
那测出来是男童的

1199
00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:54,300
那就更完蛋了

1200
00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:55,333
那不是更符合

1201
00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,533
大家直播间的这种喜好了吗

1202
00:53:57,533 --> 00:53:59,499
本来我都没有男友粉的

1203
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,900
结果测出来是男童

1204
00:54:01,900 --> 00:54:03,466
一看大家一看是男娘

1205
00:54:03,466 --> 00:54:04,933
然后全都来当男友粉

1206
00:54:04,933 --> 00:54:07,299
怎么办我才不要自己给自己找麻烦

1207
00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:10,100
啊

1208
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:17,133
昨天还看那个谁啊

1209
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,000
昨天还看一个日v大v回答棉花糖

1210
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:22,933
我觉得他比我狠多了

1211
00:54:23,366 --> 00:54:24,699
主播碰到那种啊

1212
00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:26,100
就跟主播结婚了

1213
00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:26,900
然后跟主播

1214
00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:27,700
喜欢主播

1215
00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,466
主播主播我要跟你谈恋爱

1216
00:54:29,533 --> 00:54:30,933
这种棉花糖主播都一

1217
00:54:30,933 --> 00:54:31,699
笑了之

1218
00:54:31,700 --> 00:54:33,900
最多骂一句抑郁症就行了

1219
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,366
然后人家直接回复什么呢

1220
00:54:37,366 --> 00:54:38,133
有人说哎

1221
00:54:38,133 --> 00:54:39,133
这个这个什么

1222
00:54:39,133 --> 00:54:40,933
好可惜这么晚才遇见你

1223
00:54:40,933 --> 00:54:42,533
你现在才多大

1224
00:54:42,533 --> 00:54:43,933
多大我已经多大了

1225
00:54:43,933 --> 00:54:46,166
等到你到了能结婚的年龄了

1226
00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:47,599
我就已经老了

1227
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,666
怎么办呢

1228
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,966
然后这个主播满脸微笑的说啊啊

1229
00:54:51,966 --> 00:54:54,799
对吧我会跟除了你以外的人结婚的

1230
00:54:54,866 --> 00:54:55,933
请放心吧

1231
00:54:58,466 --> 00:55:01,466
一定会和除了你以外的人结婚的

1232
00:55:01,466 --> 00:55:03,733
我觉得我也我也学会了

1233
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:05,300
嗯

1234
00:55:07,366 --> 00:55:08,199
然后主播

1235
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,566
主播对于谈恋爱的

1236
00:55:09,566 --> 00:55:11,766
这个择偶的标准是什么样的呢

1237
00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:13,399
啊反正不会是你的

1238
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,566
然后就是什么什么样的标准

1239
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:19,800
爸

1240
00:55:21,533 --> 00:55:24,499
是不是我的小故事让你大脑飞快了

1241
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,933
没有吧还是半夜打电话的

1242
00:55:27,100 --> 00:55:28,766
在阴人的指导下

1243
00:55:28,966 --> 00:55:31,399
我学会了开启个人模式

1244
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,266
也了解了勿扰模式

1245
00:55:33,266 --> 00:55:37,699
原来打第二个电话就不会被拦截了

1246
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:39,599
反正还挺好的

1247
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,800
下次可以开一下勿扰模式

1248
00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:45,600
不过为什么我啊

1249
00:55:45,866 --> 00:55:50,166
个人工作和睡眠好多好多模式

1250
00:55:51,066 --> 00:55:53,299
下播去再看一下这个嗯

1251
00:55:54,766 --> 00:55:56,266
小猫不学好是吧

1252
00:55:56,266 --> 00:55:57,599
就应该学点这个

1253
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:59,366
这就是我想学的东西

1254
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,300
主播要和除了你以外的恋人结婚

1255
00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:06,466
需要你一个幸福全家人是吧

1256
00:56:06,466 --> 00:56:07,766
别恶心我啊

1257
00:56:07,933 --> 00:56:11,066
我跟除了除了除了除了你以外的

1258
00:56:11,933 --> 00:56:14,299
不行我还是说不出来这种话

1259
00:56:14,300 --> 00:56:18,100
就只能说是大v的那种从容啊

1260
00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:20,466
主播还是不如不如人家一根

1261
00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:23,366
说这种话就太难崩了

1262
00:56:23,366 --> 00:56:28,099
没有那种心平气和的一刀捅死的感觉

1263
00:56:34,966 --> 00:56:36,866
麻烦谁先去表白电一下

1264
00:56:36,866 --> 00:56:38,333
你们这有电啊

1265
00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:39,999
抽卡的时候开开电

1266
00:56:40,066 --> 00:56:42,733
然后表白也有电哈

1267
00:56:46,866 --> 00:56:50,499
今天我们商量一下播一个半小时

1268
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:51,933
大家说合适吗

1269
00:56:52,533 --> 00:56:53,866
因为昨天那个

1270
00:56:53,866 --> 00:56:56,699
什么昨天我跟我室友我们我们

1271
00:56:58,266 --> 00:57:00,299
我们两个人KTV的时候

1272
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:02,300
一开始都挺放不开的

1273
00:57:02,300 --> 00:57:03,266
然后后面

1274
00:57:06,733 --> 00:57:08,333
属于是手舞足蹈

1275
00:57:08,366 --> 00:57:11,599
然后非常大声喊叫的一个状态

1276
00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:16,999
感觉昨天就唱完歌之后

1277
00:57:17,166 --> 00:57:19,766
嗓子有点压力

1278
00:57:19,766 --> 00:57:20,966
有点小大

1279
00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:24,300
1.5个够有效签吗

1280
00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,700
我现在还能够有效签吗

1281
00:57:28,966 --> 00:57:30,199
等我看一下

1282
00:57:32,466 --> 00:57:34,366
啊呜

1283
00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:48,466
怎么看这个呀

1284
00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:52,566
你学这个专门针对结婚傻狗吗

1285
00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:54,499
差不多吧差不多吧

1286
00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:02,466
12两个 12小时先播1.5个没问题的

1287
00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,266
让我看一下啊啊

1288
00:58:07,933 --> 00:58:10,566
不不不对的不对的

1289
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,366
看不了他不让我看

1290
00:58:16,366 --> 00:58:17,166
哎呀

1291
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,666
现在看不了后台

1292
00:58:20,766 --> 00:58:22,399
应该目前来说

1293
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:27,400
我是拿不到有效天的奖励的吧

1294
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:32,466
因为有效天让我看一下

1295
00:58:36,666 --> 00:58:37,466
ha

1296
00:58:40,366 --> 00:58:41,166
ha

1297
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:59,933
月任务要求是16天30小时

1298
00:59:01,566 --> 00:59:05,666
我们这个月明显不可能有16天啦

1299
00:59:05,733 --> 00:59:07,666
怎么会有这么多天呢

1300
00:59:15,133 --> 00:59:17,466
所以这个月就不用担心了

1301
00:59:17,766 --> 00:59:19,933
下个月的话再说吧

1302
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:30,700
我的那个基础进度都没办法达成了

1303
00:59:32,500 --> 00:59:34,600
这个月16天播不够了

1304
00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:45,066
感觉不如一天500次PK任务好

1305
00:59:45,066 --> 00:59:47,166
想打PK省省时间啊

1306
00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:49,299
但是我怕摁在地上被打哭

1307
00:59:50,733 --> 00:59:52,366
没达成会怎么样

1308
00:59:52,366 --> 00:59:55,299
会少少少收益

1309
00:59:55,700 --> 01:00:00,266
达成的话收益会多10%

1310
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,200
按照我们这个月的流水的话

1311
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,766
应该能努力一下

1312
01:00:05,766 --> 01:00:09,466
会少掉一个提度的米吧

1313
01:00:10,933 --> 01:00:12,566
但也没什么办法

1314
01:00:12,566 --> 01:00:14,666
因为就是时间不够了

1315
01:00:16,133 --> 01:00:17,733
虽然流水也不够

1316
01:00:19,733 --> 01:00:22,566
现在PK是不是都变成要求连屏了

1317
01:00:22,566 --> 01:00:23,599
我还真不知道

1318
01:00:23,866 --> 01:00:27,799
24号复活全勤播到39号不就够了

1319
01:00:29,666 --> 01:00:31,333
怎么会这样呢

1320
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,933
现在的PK都是随机匹配主播

1321
01:00:37,933 --> 01:00:39,666
进行视频PK

1322
01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:44,300
然后还有经典PK是开通双方主

1323
01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:45,866
播语音连线

1324
01:01:03,533 --> 01:01:04,399
不行不行

1325
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:08,066
下次我一定要开勿扰模式

1326
01:01:08,066 --> 01:01:09,966
睡觉觉没睡够

1327
01:01:09,966 --> 01:01:11,533
整个人都晕晕乎乎的

1328
01:01:11,533 --> 01:01:13,766
我感觉我从昨天晚上到现在

1329
01:01:13,766 --> 01:01:16,133
一直都没有什么好状态

1330
01:01:16,333 --> 01:01:18,766
我昨天还碰到一个奇怪的人

1331
01:01:18,766 --> 01:01:21,066
把我吓得有点晕乎乎的

1332
01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:25,333
我室友还还那个什么我

1333
01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:27,999
要不是我室友在我旁边我感觉

1334
01:01:29,733 --> 01:01:31,533
会出一些问题啊

1335
01:01:31,533 --> 01:01:36,166
我们昨天不是用前天直播的所有收益

1336
01:01:36,166 --> 01:01:37,933
去启动吃饭吗

1337
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:39,566
跟大家说

1338
01:01:39,566 --> 01:01:42,933
会用前天直播的全部收益去启动一下

1339
01:01:42,933 --> 01:01:43,733
吃饭

1340
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,600
之后在吃的回来的路上

1341
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:51,133
等车的那个路上就正好碰到了几个

1342
01:01:52,733 --> 01:01:54,533
看上去是中国人

1343
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:57,266
差不多同龄人的男生啊

1344
01:01:58,300 --> 01:02:01,266
然后我们上的是同一辆公交车

1345
01:02:01,266 --> 01:02:03,566
那个车上面人还蛮少的

1346
01:02:04,566 --> 01:02:08,733
之后就都坐在那个差不多的

1347
01:02:08,733 --> 01:02:09,899
那个位置上

1348
01:02:10,166 --> 01:02:11,333
就我们两个人

1349
01:02:11,333 --> 01:02:13,333
我跟我室友们两个在聊天

1350
01:02:13,333 --> 01:02:15,933
然后那几个人他们也在那边聊天

1351
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:20,199
忽然就有一个人转头问我呃

1352
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,333
你还在念大学吗

1353
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,266
然后我当时就啊

1354
01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:27,666
我说呃呃

1355
01:02:27,666 --> 01:02:30,866
然后我室友知道我背上拼命的怼我

1356
01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:37,300
他问我这个这个那个今年多大了

1357
01:02:37,466 --> 01:02:38,966
然后我就我就很懵啊

1358
01:02:38,966 --> 01:02:41,533
我不知道他们为什么要问这个东西

1359
01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:44,066
然后我室友在这怼我

1360
01:02:44,066 --> 01:02:45,466
然后我就不说话

1361
01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:50,133
我觉得我觉得很奇怪然后

1362
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:54,766
我室友就在微信上面给我发消息说

1363
01:02:54,766 --> 01:02:56,766
你为什么要回答他们啊

1364
01:02:57,100 --> 01:03:00,400
我说对不起没反应过来

1365
01:03:02,166 --> 01:03:04,299
他说你知不知道正常来说

1366
01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:05,733
如果他们有什么问题

1367
01:03:05,733 --> 01:03:07,966
他们想问你或者怎么怎么样的

1368
01:03:07,966 --> 01:03:10,499
他们应该先说自己想干什么

1369
01:03:10,666 --> 01:03:12,533
而不是直接上来就问你

1370
01:03:12,533 --> 01:03:13,166
没个称呼

1371
01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:15,166
没个开头没个原因没个结尾的

1372
01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:15,799
你不觉得很

1373
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:19,133
奇怪吗我说我觉得很奇怪呀

1374
01:03:19,133 --> 01:03:21,166
他说那你为什么要回答他们呢

1375
01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,566
我说我不知道

1376
01:03:23,566 --> 01:03:24,699
我没反应过来

1377
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:26,266
我吃饱饭了就这样

1378
01:03:29,733 --> 01:03:30,933
所以我之前跟大家说

1379
01:03:30,933 --> 01:03:33,166
我说我来直播的话我都不会

1380
01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:35,166
就是吃完饭之后再来的

1381
01:03:35,166 --> 01:03:38,133
基本上大部分的时间都是吃完了之后

1382
01:03:38,133 --> 01:03:39,966
啊不是播完了之后

1383
01:03:39,966 --> 01:03:42,366
再去找点吃的啊什么的

1384
01:03:42,366 --> 01:03:44,966
我就很怕发现这种情况

1385
01:03:44,966 --> 01:03:48,366
发现这种情况就像这个18位的那个UID

1386
01:03:48,366 --> 01:03:50,533
做人的UID都被大家调了出来

1387
01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:53,133
幸好他在我边上

1388
01:03:53,133 --> 01:03:53,466
要不然

1389
01:03:53,466 --> 01:03:55,766
我可能还会带着这种淡淡的疑惑

1390
01:03:55,766 --> 01:03:57,799
继续回答他们的问题啊

1391
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,400
吃完饭会变傻吗

1392
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:03,900
前天不是问大家那个中中午工作餐

1393
01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:05,600
你们是会吃什么

1394
01:04:07,166 --> 01:04:09,366
是会吃高碳还是低碳

1395
01:04:09,733 --> 01:04:12,199
我感觉我不管吃高碳低碳

1396
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,066
只要吃的比较饱之后

1397
01:04:14,066 --> 01:04:17,299
脑子就会暂时的失去掌控力啊

1398
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:20,200
包括睡觉被打断也会失去掌控力

1399
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,133
我倒是没有什么起床气

1400
01:04:23,133 --> 01:04:25,166
被搭讪了真的吗

1401
01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:31,166
哦说实话

1402
01:04:31,166 --> 01:04:33,266
我人生里面没有经历过搭讪

1403
01:04:33,266 --> 01:04:35,766
所以我不太明白他们是在干啥

1404
01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:37,333
走在街上

1405
01:04:37,333 --> 01:04:39,599
主播是一个很普通很普通的猫

1406
01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:41,133
也不是名贵品种

1407
01:04:41,733 --> 01:04:43,133
然后平常的时候

1408
01:04:43,133 --> 01:04:45,333
也不会把这种大尾巴露出来

1409
01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:47,466
所以一般都没有什么人看我

1410
01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:49,366
偶尔有路人捉捉我

1411
01:04:49,366 --> 01:04:50,366
给我喂点饭

1412
01:04:50,366 --> 01:04:51,599
然后我就吃

1413
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,066
吃完了就就就好了

1414
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,766
但是如果说你们你们搭讪的话

1415
01:04:57,766 --> 01:05:01,166
你们在街边碰到女生不太认识的那种

1416
01:05:01,166 --> 01:05:03,533
就会以这种方式搭讪吗

1417
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,166
不会吧很奇怪吧

1418
01:05:06,766 --> 01:05:08,133
对啊我也会觉得

1419
01:05:08,133 --> 01:05:08,899
他们要干嘛

1420
01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:10,466
不是出租车师傅吗

1421
01:05:10,466 --> 01:05:12,499
这这这种事情很奇怪吧

1422
01:05:13,266 --> 01:05:14,499
小猫老弟

1423
01:05:17,533 --> 01:05:19,066
也可能是绑票

1424
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:20,800
应该吗不

1425
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,366
不应该吗

1426
01:05:23,733 --> 01:05:26,266
搭讪不会那么多人一起

1427
01:05:26,733 --> 01:05:28,299
可能是问你室友

1428
01:05:28,300 --> 01:05:29,500
室友没回答

1429
01:05:29,500 --> 01:05:31,766
你回答就勉强一下

1430
01:05:33,133 --> 01:05:35,899
反正娃娃他们要是碰见同类

1431
01:05:35,900 --> 01:05:37,066
就一拍即合

1432
01:05:37,133 --> 01:05:40,933
但如果说你要是想在想在街上就是

1433
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:45,600
或者说想在完全不认识的情况下去呃

1434
01:05:46,266 --> 01:05:48,933
去搭讪去要人家联系方式的话

1435
01:05:48,933 --> 01:05:50,133
起码得

1436
01:05:52,133 --> 01:05:55,066
起码得讲一下自己是干什么的吧

1437
01:05:55,466 --> 01:05:59,066
或者说起码得有一个好的开头吧

1438
01:05:59,066 --> 01:06:01,066
就忽然没头没尾的问你

1439
01:06:01,066 --> 01:06:02,566
就你多大了

1440
01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:04,700
感觉不像搭讪

1441
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:05,766
像过年走亲戚

1442
01:06:05,766 --> 01:06:07,766
去看别人家孩子这种感觉

1443
01:06:07,766 --> 01:06:09,266
邀请我参加派对

1444
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:19,600
你一说你一说这个搭讪的问题啊

1445
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,866
一说这个派对的问题啊

1446
01:06:23,333 --> 01:06:24,699
我就想到

1447
01:06:26,266 --> 01:06:28,666
我我就想到我爹

1448
01:06:28,666 --> 01:06:29,766
天地之星

1449
01:06:30,133 --> 01:06:36,266
似乎曾经在他澳洲的上学生涯的时候

1450
01:06:36,366 --> 01:06:37,933
经历过这种事情啊

1451
01:06:37,933 --> 01:06:40,666
就是下那种很多很多人的大课

1452
01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:43,866
下了大课之后

1453
01:06:43,866 --> 01:06:45,166
他正收拾书包

1454
01:06:45,166 --> 01:06:48,266
打算坐一个点公交车回家的时候

1455
01:06:48,266 --> 01:06:51,966
忽然有个女生出现在面前拦住了他

1456
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:53,266
他一看谁呀

1457
01:06:53,266 --> 01:06:54,066
不认识

1458
01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:55,600
之后他问哎

1459
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:56,966
同学你有什么事吗

1460
01:06:56,966 --> 01:07:01,499
同学说我们今天那个晚上可能啊

1461
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,066
我们要在家里面举行一个

1462
01:07:03,066 --> 01:07:04,966
就比较喝酒的这种酒局啊

1463
01:07:04,966 --> 01:07:07,666
然后可能还有的有一点别的活动啊

1464
01:07:07,666 --> 01:07:09,066
要有一点别的活动

1465
01:07:09,133 --> 01:07:11,566
我看你就是同学

1466
01:07:11,966 --> 01:07:13,933
大家都是中国人嘛

1467
01:07:13,933 --> 01:07:16,166
然后长得挺面善的

1468
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:17,499
挺有气质的

1469
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:18,866
要不要来一起玩啊

1470
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,966
然后他就很困惑

1471
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:25,866
他说不了不了

1472
01:07:25,866 --> 01:07:28,666
我还要回家打个叫先

1473
01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:33,933
就是玩玩

1474
01:07:33,933 --> 01:07:35,533
这种不是随便

1475
01:07:35,533 --> 01:07:38,166
搭讪是要搭讪随便的

1476
01:07:39,266 --> 01:07:41,466
那应该不应该回答这种问题

1477
01:07:41,466 --> 01:07:43,199
要不人家会认为我是

1478
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,766
我是随便的

1479
01:07:44,766 --> 01:07:47,066
而不是而不是

1480
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:49,166
根本不知道他们要干嘛

1481
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,566
什么女的免费

1482
01:07:53,566 --> 01:07:54,533
男的5万

1483
01:07:54,533 --> 01:07:56,299
门票这么贵啊

1484
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,533
哇大家参加party的人真有钱

1485
01:08:01,566 --> 01:08:02,199
怎么说呢

1486
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:05,066
你在公交车上搭讪不可能成功

1487
01:08:05,066 --> 01:08:07,133
起码开跑车搭讪吧

1488
01:08:07,533 --> 01:08:08,366
还真不是

1489
01:08:08,366 --> 01:08:10,933
我认识一个朋友就是

1490
01:08:10,933 --> 01:08:11,799
怎么说呢

1491
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,466
跑车和公交车

1492
01:08:13,500 --> 01:08:15,366
感觉在我们这个地方

1493
01:08:15,666 --> 01:08:18,266
也并不代表着彩礼高低啊

1494
01:08:18,366 --> 01:08:21,199
因为我认识的几个家里面的千金

1495
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:22,500
来这边懒得开车

1496
01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,200
都是坐公交上下学的

1497
01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,966
因为开车冬天还要铲雪

1498
01:08:26,966 --> 01:08:29,399
还要天天操心那个停车位啊

1499
01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:30,733
然后还要堵着

1500
01:08:30,733 --> 01:08:33,466
很麻烦而且还有维护

1501
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:38,333
冬天的时候开车一下翻雪沟里面来了

1502
01:08:38,333 --> 01:08:40,866
你还得等着那个警察来拖你

1503
01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:42,299
这挺麻烦的

1504
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:48,866
就是开着公交车搭讪的哈哈

1505
01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:52,600
哎你别说啊

1506
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:56,000
开公交真的是一个很好很好的职业

1507
01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:59,666
因为这边的公交车环境我觉得挺好的

1508
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:00,599
一般来说

1509
01:09:00,666 --> 01:09:05,899
也不需要司机有特别特别高的那种

1510
01:09:05,900 --> 01:09:08,066
类似于开货车的技术

1511
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,766
而且他的那个工作体验也不错

1512
01:09:10,766 --> 01:09:13,933
没事到站可以下去买个咖啡啊什么的

1513
01:09:13,933 --> 01:09:14,466
我感觉

1514
01:09:14,466 --> 01:09:16,999
这边公交车司机都挺阳光开朗的

1515
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:19,333
反而是天天坐公交车上学的我们

1516
01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:21,199
一个个都像一具尸体一样

1517
01:09:22,666 --> 01:09:26,166
假设说我有一份小时薪四五十块的

1518
01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:27,699
四五十刀的工作

1519
01:09:27,700 --> 01:09:30,866
然后开着不受风吹雨淋的

1520
01:09:30,866 --> 01:09:33,699
开一下这种挺大的

1521
01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:35,133
挺宽敞的公交车

1522
01:09:35,133 --> 01:09:37,166
我觉得我也会很开的哈哈

1523
01:09:40,533 --> 01:09:42,299
阳光开朗老司机

1524
01:09:42,366 --> 01:09:45,733
而且刷不刷卡这个事情其实也是

1525
01:09:46,333 --> 01:09:47,333
你就说实话

1526
01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:48,533
他也不用管

1527
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:53,200
什么你男神是开公交车的盖世英雄啊

1528
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:56,466
唉

1529
01:09:57,966 --> 01:09:59,733
总之就是很奇怪

1530
01:09:59,733 --> 01:10:02,499
如果这这种这种经历也叫搭讪的话

1531
01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:04,566
这应该是我这辈子第一次被搭讪

1532
01:10:04,566 --> 01:10:05,999
体验一点也不好

1533
01:10:08,300 --> 01:10:10,100
感觉体验一点也不好

1534
01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:13,333
还是还是回家跟业人聊天开心一点

1535
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:14,666
很奇怪啊

1536
01:10:15,366 --> 01:10:17,533
代表着全险半挂

1537
01:10:17,533 --> 01:10:19,099
代表着伸手分家

1538
01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:20,333
应该不会吧

1539
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,666
我觉得加拿大的小城市

1540
01:10:22,666 --> 01:10:24,666
开公交还是蛮不错的

1541
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,200
因为路况没有那么堵

1542
01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:31,366
一天可能就堵个两三个小时吧

1543
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:34,066
这大城市的话可能就不要坐牢了

1544
01:10:34,066 --> 01:10:36,766
大城市就一天可能堵6个小时

1545
01:10:40,133 --> 01:10:44,666
谢谢冷和冷和冷的建筑

1546
01:10:45,100 --> 01:10:46,666
怎么开始打嗝了

1547
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:51,666
啊谢谢你我超级

1548
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,133
谢谢冷和冷和冷的舰长

1549
01:10:55,133 --> 01:10:57,733
耶感谢支持比心

1550
01:10:59,100 --> 01:11:00,800
啊我我想起来了

1551
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,266
我又可以比心了

1552
01:11:03,933 --> 01:11:05,899
主播可以看看脚底板吗

1553
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:07,966
你你把ID遮住

1554
01:11:07,966 --> 01:11:09,366
你是谁大声说出来

1555
01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:12,099
你是无敌的坏苹果吗

1556
01:11:12,900 --> 01:11:14,166
晚上好金七

1557
01:11:14,933 --> 01:11:15,999
我超低

1558
01:11:16,066 --> 01:11:18,733
这下这下本来打算早点下班的

1559
01:11:18,733 --> 01:11:20,466
这下这下下不了班了

1560
01:11:20,466 --> 01:11:25,966
哈哈这下又想凑整了啊啊啊

1561
01:11:28,100 --> 01:11:29,266
有一些东西啊

1562
01:11:29,266 --> 01:11:30,466
哪怕是什么

1563
01:11:30,466 --> 01:11:33,066
哪怕是噶了再复播

1564
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,866
也会停留在骨子里面

1565
01:11:36,133 --> 01:11:38,266
就像是得了那个

1566
01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:44,733
呃那个阿尔兹汗默症的老人

1567
01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:49,733
忘记了一切却唯独没有忘了爱你呀

1568
01:11:49,766 --> 01:11:50,599
米呀米呀

1569
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:53,466
忘记了一切却唯独没有忘了爱米

1570
01:11:55,066 --> 01:11:57,766
123何尝不是一个整数

1571
01:11:57,766 --> 01:11:58,799
也不对吧

1572
01:12:00,133 --> 01:12:01,899
现在是124了

1573
01:12:04,066 --> 01:12:07,333
晚上好开着游艇来搭讪

1574
01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:11,100
那我会觉得你很像救生员哎

1575
01:12:11,100 --> 01:12:12,166
真的很奇怪

1576
01:12:15,466 --> 01:12:17,366
而且不会有一种不安感吗

1577
01:12:17,366 --> 01:12:20,199
如果是开着游艇的话那说明什么

1578
01:12:20,533 --> 01:12:22,999
说明你泡在海里面

1579
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:26,566
然后那个开游艇的人有一个船

1580
01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:30,066
他开着这个游艇进来

1581
01:12:31,366 --> 01:12:34,933
过到你旁边能跟你说上话

1582
01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:37,533
那这个距离应该已经非常不安全了

1583
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,366
你不怕被这个游艇卷到船底下吗

1584
01:12:40,366 --> 01:12:43,566
反正我觉得有些人有的人要是我泡在

1585
01:12:43,566 --> 01:12:45,266
水里面有人开着游艇过来

1586
01:12:45,266 --> 01:12:47,366
我只会觉得很吓人啊

1587
01:12:47,366 --> 01:12:48,299
赶快跑掉

1588
01:12:50,133 --> 01:12:50,899
来了爹

1589
01:12:50,900 --> 01:12:52,466
晚上好晚上好

1590
01:12:52,533 --> 01:12:53,566
晚上好雨天

1591
01:12:53,566 --> 01:12:55,399
晚上好灰色收尾人

1592
01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:56,133
您是哪位

1593
01:12:56,133 --> 01:12:57,066
美丽的小姐

1594
01:12:57,066 --> 01:12:57,866
我是你爹

1595
01:13:02,266 --> 01:13:03,999
出去说出去说

1596
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,266
这个主播对白正一点也不礼貌啊

1597
01:13:07,266 --> 01:13:08,199
给白正房管

1598
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:09,600
让白正上来说话

1599
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,533
白正白正

1600
01:13:10,533 --> 01:13:11,399
白正在那边

1601
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:13,700
您是哪位啊

1602
01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:15,366
美丽的小姐把

1603
01:13:15,366 --> 01:13:16,866
这给足了我面子

1604
01:13:16,866 --> 01:13:21,133
而我非常斜着眼睛看人啊

1605
01:13:21,866 --> 01:13:22,666
我是你爹

1606
01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:25,933
哈哈哈这个时候就应该什么

1607
01:13:25,933 --> 01:13:27,966
就拍一下绵绵的嘴脸

1608
01:13:27,966 --> 01:13:30,199
然后白色当场化身彩色

1609
01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,000
让主播当即滑跪

1610
01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,200
我们剧本已经写好了

1611
01:13:34,933 --> 01:13:36,366
收到了一堆东西

1612
01:13:36,366 --> 01:13:37,499
是美娜姐

1613
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:38,933
几月的礼物啊

1614
01:13:38,933 --> 01:13:40,999
那是一月的

1615
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:41,533
一月的二

1616
01:13:41,533 --> 01:13:42,966
二二月的三

1617
01:13:47,166 --> 01:13:48,766
你管他是几月的

1618
01:13:48,766 --> 01:13:50,266
寄给你就拿着呗

1619
01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:56,566
哎你管他是几月的干嘛哈哈哈

1620
01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:01,766
后悔上船了

1621
01:14:01,766 --> 01:14:03,299
蓝字的待遇不行

1622
01:14:03,533 --> 01:14:04,699
再升档试试

1623
01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:06,300
到紫字待遇就行了

1624
01:14:06,300 --> 01:14:07,666
别急哈哈哈

1625
01:14:13,133 --> 01:14:14,199
就好这口

1626
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,066
灭死了不对吧

1627
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,700
声音都毁了

1628
01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:18,700
主问谢谢

1629
01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:21,533
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1630
01:14:21,533 --> 01:14:23,133
不要别别问吗

1631
01:14:23,133 --> 01:14:25,533
有些时候呃难得糊涂呢

1632
01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:26,933
难得糊涂

1633
01:14:26,933 --> 01:14:28,133
不应该这样

1634
01:14:28,133 --> 01:14:29,599
no no no no no

1635
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:31,366
礼物之多

1636
01:14:31,366 --> 01:14:34,333
让我怀疑我是不是梦游上肚子了

1637
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,800
呃小灰灰

1638
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,366
上个剑就行了

1639
01:14:37,566 --> 01:14:39,266
打灰给主播上肚子

1640
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:42,899
主播还是还是很很内疚的

1641
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:44,866
因为我一直都记得你

1642
01:14:44,866 --> 01:14:48,466
那个什么我3D发布那个时候

1643
01:14:49,366 --> 01:14:51,333
还是哪一次来着

1644
01:14:51,366 --> 01:14:54,333
反正你说暑假打了一个暑假的灰

1645
01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:55,666
兼职赚米

1646
01:14:55,933 --> 01:14:57,766
给主播上了个地图

1647
01:15:01,766 --> 01:15:04,499
哎呀主播其实一直都觉得挺内疚的

1648
01:15:04,500 --> 01:15:06,133
就就太辛苦了

1649
01:15:06,133 --> 01:15:08,733
这种这种这种这种

1650
01:15:08,733 --> 01:15:10,133
太辛苦了

1651
01:15:10,133 --> 01:15:12,966
还是留着吃点好吃的吧

1652
01:15:14,900 --> 01:15:16,866
要管的我来回坐了

1653
01:15:16,866 --> 01:15:20,366
40站地铁去拿的主播能报销一下吗

1654
01:15:20,366 --> 01:15:21,166
给你报销

1655
01:15:21,733 --> 01:15:23,933
40站地铁是多少米啊

1656
01:15:26,100 --> 01:15:27,066
你别内疚爹

1657
01:15:27,066 --> 01:15:27,999
你朋友告诉我

1658
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:31,200
你暑假打灰两个月赚了10个犊子

1659
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:32,866
然后给我一个吧

1660
01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:41,266
打两个月灰就一个尺度

1661
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:45,266
那人家人家人家上班赚的米

1662
01:15:45,366 --> 01:15:47,099
然后我让他全报给我

1663
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:49,066
要不然我就不感动是吧

1664
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:53,666
做人也不是这么做的呀

1665
01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:56,966
都不管他是10个体度还是20个体度

1666
01:15:57,166 --> 01:15:59,133
那一个体度挺多的

1667
01:15:59,333 --> 01:16:00,466
也不少呢

1668
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:02,733
你怎么知道

1669
01:16:02,733 --> 01:16:03,999
你说你说的

1670
01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,866
怎么知道是葫芦说的

1671
01:16:05,866 --> 01:16:07,499
两个月会一个体度

1672
01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:10,166
还是还是那个什么呀

1673
01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:15,400
还是我说的两个月会打了10个蜘蛛啊

1674
01:16:20,333 --> 01:16:23,199
要是金融啊这种行业的话

1675
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:25,466
打两个月辉

1676
01:16:25,466 --> 01:16:27,799
在金融工位上打两月辉

1677
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:30,133
可能还不够一个舰长呢

1678
01:16:31,066 --> 01:16:32,266
一个月给你

1679
01:16:32,466 --> 01:16:35,199
呃实习补贴个一点点钱

1680
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,000
然后你还得在大城市

1681
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:40,166
北上广深的去租个房子

1682
01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:42,399
然后还有来回通勤的费用

1683
01:16:42,733 --> 01:16:44,533
点外卖吃饭的费用啊

1684
01:16:44,533 --> 01:16:48,933
实习两个月倒亏10个几度也不至于吧

1685
01:16:48,933 --> 01:16:50,266
倒亏倒亏5个

1686
01:16:50,266 --> 01:16:51,866
还是有人这样的

1687
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:54,133
补贴不是倒贴

1688
01:16:54,500 --> 01:16:56,933
金融做两个月都够总督了

1689
01:16:56,933 --> 01:17:00,733
金融小黑工你是真不知道啊哈哈哈

1690
01:17:02,766 --> 01:17:05,866
啊您猜我28级牌子哪来的

1691
01:17:05,866 --> 01:17:07,299
我去你是

1692
01:17:07,700 --> 01:17:10,666
你是正手一金融实习啊

1693
01:17:10,733 --> 01:17:12,866
太厉害了太厉害了

1694
01:17:15,466 --> 01:17:17,166
爷爷人天天哭穷

1695
01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,333
每个月流水4.5万

1696
01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:20,133
谁啊

1697
01:17:21,066 --> 01:17:21,866
啊

1698
01:17:25,066 --> 01:17:26,099
不是实习

1699
01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:28,400
正直正直肯定可以了

1700
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:31,700
实习的话主要是暑期兼职这种一般

1701
01:17:31,700 --> 01:17:33,900
要么就是实习的性质吧

1702
01:17:34,300 --> 01:17:36,266
算是半个金融民工

1703
01:17:38,100 --> 01:17:41,533
一一一我也想做我也想做

1704
01:17:41,533 --> 01:17:43,799
这个带带我

1705
01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:51,566
还真够吧

1706
01:17:52,133 --> 01:17:54,499
你才大一哪来正词

1707
01:17:55,066 --> 01:17:56,966
不是怎么做到的

1708
01:17:58,866 --> 01:18:01,666
那你你给我上的这个28级牌

1709
01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:04,066
子不是我停播之前的吗惊喜

1710
01:18:05,366 --> 01:18:06,733
那你现在大一

1711
01:18:06,733 --> 01:18:09,333
你那个时候才高中

1712
01:18:09,566 --> 01:18:11,399
你高中就能找到

1713
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:18,566
半个月能赚一个总的金融工啊

1714
01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:40,866
最近打击有点大

1715
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:45,066
打击有点大了

1716
01:18:45,066 --> 01:18:49,366
进那个2,600刀之后又有一个沉重的打

1717
01:18:49,400 --> 01:18:51,100
把鸡蛋肉消化一下

1718
01:18:52,366 --> 01:18:55,299
明天早上5点接电话改简历

1719
01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,566
看给燕子吓得流口水

1720
01:19:00,733 --> 01:19:01,533
啊

1721
01:19:02,933 --> 01:19:05,466
不过这个福星祸所福

1722
01:19:05,466 --> 01:19:06,899
祸兮福所依吧

1723
01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:08,900
虽然我没找到这个2,700刀

1724
01:19:08,900 --> 01:19:09,900
怎么安慰自己

1725
01:19:09,900 --> 01:19:11,400
但是我可以安慰自己说

1726
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:16,266
假如说当年当年主播有金溪这个水平

1727
01:19:16,266 --> 01:19:19,333
是吧主播可能就不来做虚拟主播了

1728
01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:20,499
哈哈

1729
01:19:20,666 --> 01:19:24,666
大家就会少一个惦记了一年多的人啊

1730
01:19:24,666 --> 01:19:25,733
啊这个

1731
01:19:27,366 --> 01:19:30,366
太牵强了吧主播嗯

1732
01:19:31,933 --> 01:19:33,733
刚才好像听到口水声了吧

1733
01:19:33,733 --> 01:19:35,666
有没有可能都是在吸鼻涕啊

1734
01:19:35,666 --> 01:19:36,866
不是口水声

1735
01:19:37,266 --> 01:19:39,333
主播你要一年前买一个BTC

1736
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:40,599
现在房租都够了

1737
01:19:40,600 --> 01:19:43,400
我昨天刚刚刚刚攻击过

1738
01:19:43,466 --> 01:19:45,366
叫主播买BTC的

1739
01:19:45,533 --> 01:19:47,766
那主播十年前买一个BTC

1740
01:19:47,766 --> 01:19:49,066
别说房子了

1741
01:19:49,566 --> 01:19:53,266
主播都能给学校捐捐一栋楼了嗯

1742
01:19:54,866 --> 01:19:56,666
你停这么长时间

1743
01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:58,366
大家都说你有小恩

1744
01:19:58,366 --> 01:20:02,466
有了这个小恩友不写是男是女

1745
01:20:02,466 --> 01:20:05,199
是因为没法确定主播的性取向吗

1746
01:20:06,500 --> 01:20:08,500
你实话说这个小恩友

1747
01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:11,800
大家大家不说不说是男还是女

1748
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:13,900
是因为不知道主播到底喜欢男的

1749
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:15,266
还是喜欢女的吗

1750
01:20:19,733 --> 01:20:21,866
说实话就是什么呢

1751
01:20:22,100 --> 01:20:22,900
呃

1752
01:20:23,566 --> 01:20:26,766
昨天跟室友交流了一下室友的话

1753
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:29,366
他对于女童颇有一些心得

1754
01:20:30,333 --> 01:20:31,133
呃

1755
01:20:31,466 --> 01:20:33,399
他对于女童颇有一些心得

1756
01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:34,800
我们昨天的时候

1757
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:35,866
不是跟大家说

1758
01:20:35,866 --> 01:20:38,366
我们一起看那个舞剑跳舞吗

1759
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:40,100
男生女生都有啊

1760
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:41,600
之后他就

1761
01:20:41,733 --> 01:20:42,399
我发现

1762
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:46,166
他经常可以点评这个舞剑穿的鞋子

1763
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,900
是哪个牌子哪一款

1764
01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:49,300
比如说AJ的某一款

1765
01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:53,900
还有呃还有YY 3应该是这么读吗

1766
01:20:53,966 --> 01:20:55,566
Y3的靴子啊之类的

1767
01:20:55,566 --> 01:20:57,666
他说好多五件都穿这一款

1768
01:20:57,700 --> 01:20:59,866
我说咱们这破烂画质

1769
01:20:59,866 --> 01:21:01,399
这投影仪看个气氛的

1770
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,133
这画质

1771
01:21:02,133 --> 01:21:04,599
你怎么知道他们穿的是哪款鞋啊

1772
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:05,733
你怎么做到的

1773
01:21:05,733 --> 01:21:07,266
因为我跟他看了

1774
01:21:07,266 --> 01:21:09,799
大概就接近一个小时吧

1775
01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:12,366
然后他大部分那个五箭穿的鞋

1776
01:21:12,366 --> 01:21:13,399
他都认识

1777
01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:15,300
就哪个牌子的

1778
01:21:15,533 --> 01:21:17,399
或者说是哪一款之类的

1779
01:21:17,400 --> 01:21:19,166
我说你是怎么做到的

1780
01:21:19,733 --> 01:21:23,099
他说这可能是女童独有的一种能力啊

1781
01:21:23,100 --> 01:21:24,200
他认识的女童

1782
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:28,933
就都都比较会注意鞋子

1783
01:21:29,733 --> 01:21:31,966
也不是说拆p是鞋子的问题吧

1784
01:21:31,966 --> 01:21:34,466
就是对鞋子都有很强的分辨力

1785
01:21:34,666 --> 01:21:37,166
假如说两个人第一次见面的时候

1786
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,666
对方穿的鞋子是他喜欢的

1787
01:21:39,666 --> 01:21:40,499
他认出来了

1788
01:21:40,500 --> 01:21:42,266
觉得这个很有品味啊

1789
01:21:42,366 --> 01:21:44,366
对对方的印象就会上升

1790
01:21:46,266 --> 01:21:48,333
基本上都会很在意鞋子

1791
01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:52,566
我当时就开始对着他的标准心念电转

1792
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:53,766
脑中自测

1793
01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:57,000
我心想我感觉

1794
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:01,733
我就是那种对鞋完全不讲究的人啊

1795
01:22:04,066 --> 01:22:05,933
鞋勾也是这样的

1796
01:22:06,133 --> 01:22:09,566
对我之前想过那个什么那你没戏了

1797
01:22:09,566 --> 01:22:10,799
那我应该是没戏了

1798
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,333
我真不认识鞋子

1799
01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:16,200
我穿鞋子就一个一个要求

1800
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:19,666
就是他不要太卡脚就行了

1801
01:22:20,300 --> 01:22:23,666
之前有买过那个紫色的

1802
01:22:23,666 --> 01:22:26,066
那种高帮的帆布鞋

1803
01:22:26,066 --> 01:22:27,499
我还觉得挺漂亮的

1804
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:28,800
没穿几天

1805
01:22:28,866 --> 01:22:29,666
我的妈呀

1806
01:22:29,666 --> 01:22:33,933
我那个脚后跟整个就鲜血淋漓

1807
01:22:34,266 --> 01:22:35,799
这可能就是你们所说的

1808
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:38,366
就是买了鞋要血迹的这种感觉

1809
01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,766
这下成为了排除相了

1810
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:45,400
这下成为了彻彻底底的排除相了

1811
01:22:46,866 --> 01:22:50,166
嗯在代数上一般指若干个

1812
01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:52,800
啊谢谢

1813
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:56,300
灰色收尾人的舰长这一一一

1814
01:22:56,300 --> 01:22:58,566
这200125件嘛

1815
01:22:58,566 --> 01:23:02,333
哈哈哈一一一这125件

1816
01:23:02,333 --> 01:23:04,066
我操爹哎呦

1817
01:23:04,733 --> 01:23:05,666
怎么聊了一会

1818
01:23:05,666 --> 01:23:08,066
发现主播还是原来的味道啊

1819
01:23:08,066 --> 01:23:09,699
还是熟悉的配方

1820
01:23:10,266 --> 01:23:11,533
大为感动

1821
01:23:11,933 --> 01:23:15,866
然后给在你心里面有小恩友

1822
01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:19,166
不知道是男是女还是哈哈

1823
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:23,733
有小恩

1824
01:23:23,733 --> 01:23:26,766
有的主播送上你的一份红包啊是吧

1825
01:23:31,700 --> 01:23:33,466
发现有个房管不上

1826
01:23:33,466 --> 01:23:35,166
怕给我踢了哦

1827
01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:36,299
心死路心死路

1828
01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:39,133
还有没有这个白色房管初恋

1829
01:23:39,133 --> 01:23:41,966
哈哈白色房管初恋

1830
01:23:41,966 --> 01:23:45,133
让主播给摸摸你们的帽子啊

1831
01:23:45,133 --> 01:23:48,133
让主播充满慈爱的摸摸你的帽子

1832
01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,600
呜啊还差3个凑整数

1833
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:51,666
没有42期

1834
01:23:51,666 --> 01:23:53,899
算上你就只差两个了

1835
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,400
嗯哈哈哈

1836
01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:57,933
搬砖方块出列

1837
01:23:59,566 --> 01:24:02,966
哎呀摸摸波波罗老师的帽子么么么

1838
01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:08,600
还真是白字房管

1839
01:24:08,766 --> 01:24:11,733
谢谢你给我提供了一些新的思路啊

1840
01:24:11,733 --> 01:24:12,766
哈哈哈

1841
01:24:13,600 --> 01:24:15,200
还好帽子掉了

1842
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:17,933
不对吧 42期以前是房管吗

1843
01:24:18,200 --> 01:24:19,166
以前是吗

1844
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:20,566
现在现在是吗

1845
01:24:20,566 --> 01:24:21,933
为什么不是了呢

1846
01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:24,733
请问如何能成为白字房管

1847
01:24:27,266 --> 01:24:32,666
首先在2023年结束之前达到嘤嘤人26级

1848
01:24:33,266 --> 01:24:34,066
然后

1849
01:24:35,366 --> 01:24:36,966
我发给你房管

1850
01:24:36,966 --> 01:24:38,566
然后你的舰长过期

1851
01:24:38,566 --> 01:24:40,599
这样你就是白证房管了

1852
01:24:43,300 --> 01:24:44,133
为什么呢

1853
01:24:44,133 --> 01:24:46,466
你不会是自己辞职的吧

1854
01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:51,266
你不会是自己辞职了吧

1855
01:24:51,666 --> 01:24:53,333
不会是我没发吧

1856
01:24:53,333 --> 01:24:54,766
把汗流下来了

1857
01:24:54,766 --> 01:24:56,266
有点有点有点

1858
01:24:56,266 --> 01:24:58,299
后背出汗了真的吗

1859
01:25:01,366 --> 01:25:03,133
羡慕白正方官

1860
01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:07,166
不像你你离跳绵绵的船还有10年呢

1861
01:25:10,533 --> 01:25:11,533
哈喽大家

1862
01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:14,400
然后等到周末的时候啊

1863
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:17,366
今天是周周五了对不对

1864
01:25:17,366 --> 01:25:19,333
我们周末的那个直播

1865
01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:22,566
会在边上挂挂小黄车

1866
01:25:24,766 --> 01:25:27,499
你怎么记得之前是27来着

1867
01:25:29,933 --> 01:25:30,699
问题来了

1868
01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:32,400
主播周表今天测试

1869
01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:33,200
测试什么呢

1870
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:35,400
本来想做那个兴趣项测试的

1871
01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:38,866
但是我今天出了一些状况

1872
01:25:38,866 --> 01:25:39,333
就是我的

1873
01:25:39,333 --> 01:25:40,766
脑子不太好用啊

1874
01:25:40,766 --> 01:25:42,599
所以就跟大家随便聊聊

1875
01:25:42,966 --> 01:25:46,199
然后兴趣项测试的话演到下一场再做

1876
01:25:46,466 --> 01:25:48,866
可能会因为这个加一场

1877
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,000
嗯嗯使命8岁

1878
01:25:53,466 --> 01:25:56,066
这个荣誉等级不能取消显示

1879
01:25:56,066 --> 01:25:56,999
真难顶对啊

1880
01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,166
这玩意为什么不能屏蔽啊

1881
01:25:59,966 --> 01:26:00,199
而且

1882
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:03,966
我觉得那个神秘人功能出的好自若啊

1883
01:26:04,933 --> 01:26:06,866
大家都知道你是神秘人了

1884
01:26:06,866 --> 01:26:08,333
本来本来那个什么

1885
01:26:08,333 --> 01:26:08,899
这个功能

1886
01:26:08,900 --> 01:26:11,800
不就是为了防止老头窥屏被抓呀

1887
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:12,800
之类的吗

1888
01:26:13,500 --> 01:26:16,733
不想老头走到哪然后都被都被骚扰

1889
01:26:17,966 --> 01:26:22,599
或者说是不想走到哪都被薅一把米的

1890
01:26:23,300 --> 01:26:25,700
结果你弄个神秘人叉叉叉叉

1891
01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:28,500
结果神秘人那个进场特效还巨炫酷

1892
01:26:28,500 --> 01:26:29,300
因为我富婆

1893
01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:31,200
那天我看到了几个那个

1894
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,566
那个特效把弹幕都打断了

1895
01:26:35,666 --> 01:26:38,099
那个进场特效巨炫酷啊

1896
01:26:38,100 --> 01:26:40,066
然后你说你说

1897
01:26:40,933 --> 01:26:43,266
那这神秘的意义在哪呢

1898
01:26:43,266 --> 01:26:46,333
你从某一个特定ID的米老头

1899
01:26:46,333 --> 01:26:49,966
变成了大家一起用一群ID的米老头

1900
01:26:49,966 --> 01:26:52,299
就搞不好跟你一起用神秘人功能

1901
01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:53,900
有些人一个月打100万

1902
01:26:53,900 --> 01:26:55,366
有些人一个月打50万

1903
01:26:55,466 --> 01:26:56,866
而你一个月打30万

1904
01:26:56,866 --> 01:26:57,799
你是神秘人

1905
01:26:58,266 --> 01:26:59,299
大家就会把你当成

1906
01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:01,500
一个月能打50100的老头

1907
01:27:01,500 --> 01:27:02,500
然后来欢迎你

1908
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:04,333
那这不是薅的更厉害了吗

1909
01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:06,566
我真不理解这功能为什么呀

1910
01:27:08,300 --> 01:27:10,400
不能点名薅就算胜利

1911
01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:12,966
那我可以说那个神秘人4027

1912
01:27:12,966 --> 01:27:15,133
你上上麦来说话嘛

1913
01:27:15,866 --> 01:27:20,133
现在不不只不能屏蔽显示

1914
01:27:20,133 --> 01:27:23,299
7天不消费也不会黑

1915
01:27:23,300 --> 01:27:25,266
一直显示啊

1916
01:27:27,533 --> 01:27:29,733
当时他不是说会锁定吗

1917
01:27:29,933 --> 01:27:31,299
会那个锁定

1918
01:27:31,300 --> 01:27:33,466
因为我那个荣耀等级

1919
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,666
哎全是人情往来

1920
01:27:35,666 --> 01:27:38,399
我那个号荣耀等级还挺高的

1921
01:27:40,933 --> 01:27:43,533
燕子直播后我就没看过直播

1922
01:27:43,533 --> 01:27:44,699
没充过米

1923
01:27:44,700 --> 01:27:45,866
他还没有消失我

1924
01:27:45,866 --> 01:27:47,266
没有失踪啊

1925
01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:49,700
但是我没有失踪啊

1926
01:27:49,700 --> 01:27:52,200
我觉得失踪应该是忽然一下子

1927
01:27:52,333 --> 01:27:55,066
在某一个充满阳光的白天

1928
01:27:55,066 --> 01:27:56,699
然后说大家明天见哦

1929
01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:58,333
第二天马上就嘎了

1930
01:27:58,866 --> 01:27:59,799
没有失踪啊

1931
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:02,166
我你看我的b站发的动态

1932
01:28:02,333 --> 01:28:04,799
我说我要我要停播去了

1933
01:28:04,933 --> 01:28:07,799
然后我在舰长群里面也说了

1934
01:28:07,933 --> 01:28:10,266
然后我在粉丝群里面也说了

1935
01:28:10,533 --> 01:28:13,999
然后说那个停播的事情啊

1936
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,466
就不能叫失踪

1937
01:28:15,466 --> 01:28:18,499
这这已经告知过了嗯

1938
01:28:20,133 --> 01:28:22,933
那天不是你从这样就把我踢了吗

1939
01:28:22,933 --> 01:28:25,566
你们能不能不要颠倒是非啊

1940
01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:30,266
看到主播看起来像沉睡在宾馆里边的

1941
01:28:30,266 --> 01:28:31,133
那个什么

1942
01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:35,099
沉睡的宾馆里面的尸体

1943
01:28:36,333 --> 01:28:38,399
你们就把群都退掉了

1944
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:41,166
我当时那个舰长群到了500

1945
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:43,400
接近520来个人吧

1946
01:28:43,466 --> 01:28:46,999
然后后面后面9个月没直播

1947
01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:49,333
退了四五十个人

1948
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:51,666
白色群也是一直在退人啊

1949
01:28:52,100 --> 01:28:53,533
不过我也能理解吧

1950
01:28:53,533 --> 01:28:54,133
毕竟说

1951
01:28:54,133 --> 01:28:56,766
大家都是为了看米颜米亚的直播

1952
01:28:56,966 --> 01:28:58,299
相聚在一起啊

1953
01:28:58,300 --> 01:28:59,600
今天我们相聚在一起

1954
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:00,466
是为了庆祝

1955
01:29:00,466 --> 01:29:02,399
我们米颜米亚的这个复活啊

1956
01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:04,100
那米颜米亚如果噶了的话

1957
01:29:04,100 --> 01:29:06,933
大家就五湖四海天各一方

1958
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:09,300
然后关键是群聊

1959
01:29:09,300 --> 01:29:11,266
我们群聊话还挺多的

1960
01:29:11,266 --> 01:29:13,499
每天都好多个99赞

1961
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:17,066
和非常活跃的进展群一枚呀

1962
01:29:17,300 --> 01:29:17,600
之后

1963
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:20,700
就会给手机那个内存带来很大的压力

1964
01:29:20,700 --> 01:29:24,000
我这个进展群在那个手机里面

1965
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:25,466
大概都已经占到了

1966
01:29:25,466 --> 01:29:27,533
10个g左右的内存了

1967
01:29:27,933 --> 01:29:28,699
不是啊艳艳

1968
01:29:28,700 --> 01:29:29,900
我那会竟然掉了

1969
01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:34,200
被踢的你别在我这边乱讲话啊

1970
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:38,000
我现在还有那个后台的通知啊

1971
01:29:39,266 --> 01:29:41,266
我还有后台的通知呢

1972
01:29:41,266 --> 01:29:43,566
就是你自己手动退出去的

1973
01:29:43,566 --> 01:29:45,299
移除有那个什么的

1974
01:29:45,466 --> 01:29:49,199
你要不然就当场给我给我对对一下

1975
01:29:49,666 --> 01:29:50,466
切

1976
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:52,900
我后台是有通知的

1977
01:29:52,900 --> 01:29:54,133
我记得的

1978
01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:55,266
你别骗我

1979
01:29:55,266 --> 01:29:55,999
记忆力不好

1980
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:57,666
这种事情我是记得的

1981
01:29:58,566 --> 01:30:00,333
你也被燕子踢了

1982
01:30:02,766 --> 01:30:06,299
想起来加舰长群发现降级成200人群了

1983
01:30:06,300 --> 01:30:07,766
哈哈哈

1984
01:30:07,900 --> 01:30:11,766
当时当时就我也不知道啥时候复活嘛

1985
01:30:11,766 --> 01:30:14,666
然后那个SVIP正好过期了

1986
01:30:14,933 --> 01:30:18,466
没有SVIP就开不了那个升级的那个群

1987
01:30:18,466 --> 01:30:19,266
啊

1988
01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:22,333
我就想一年好多钱啊

1989
01:30:22,333 --> 01:30:25,166
因为他在那个界面开一年要300多块

1990
01:30:25,166 --> 01:30:28,799
很贵的我想反正现在没有新人了

1991
01:30:28,800 --> 01:30:30,466
我晚点再开吧

1992
01:30:31,166 --> 01:30:33,599
决定要复活的时候就把这个开了

1993
01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:34,700
补上了

1994
01:30:36,866 --> 01:30:39,266
错了爹我就知道你们都在蒙我呢

1995
01:30:39,266 --> 01:30:41,733
其实后台早都记录都被削掉了

1996
01:30:41,733 --> 01:30:44,133
我是骗你的哈哈哈

1997
01:30:45,733 --> 01:30:48,099
我就知道你们是问我的

1998
01:30:48,100 --> 01:30:50,000
我看主播还在卖徽章

1999
01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:51,200
早晚要复活

2000
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:52,200
乐观主义者

2001
01:30:52,200 --> 01:30:53,800
主播还在卖周边呢

2002
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,000
早晚要复活

2003
01:30:55,400 --> 01:30:59,300
悲观主义者主播都已经开始清货了

2004
01:30:59,300 --> 01:31:02,500
这肯定是最后捞一波回款跑路了

2005
01:31:02,666 --> 01:31:04,099
而那个什么主义者

2006
01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:07,766
哎那个那个我啊

2007
01:31:07,766 --> 01:31:09,699
咋回事什么米呀米呀

2008
01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:12,200
谁呀什么活什么死

2009
01:31:12,366 --> 01:31:13,599
还复播吗

2010
01:31:15,466 --> 01:31:18,099
这辈子还能点上歌吗

2011
01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:19,466
嗯

2012
01:31:20,700 --> 01:31:22,400
你要听啥呀

2013
01:31:23,133 --> 01:31:25,599
我下播之前给你放行不行啊

2014
01:31:30,466 --> 01:31:31,599
美呀美呀

2015
01:31:32,066 --> 01:31:33,199
哎好吧

2016
01:31:33,566 --> 01:31:36,666
刚才还在夸主播是新概念杂谈神

2017
01:31:36,700 --> 01:31:38,600
现在就说跟主播不熟了

2018
01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:40,366
果然只有不熟的人

2019
01:31:40,366 --> 01:31:43,366
才会对主播进行这种发自内心的赞美

2020
01:31:43,366 --> 01:31:44,366
一旦熟悉起来

2021
01:31:44,366 --> 01:31:45,866
大家都开始欺负人

2022
01:31:45,866 --> 01:31:47,466
我知道了

2023
01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,200
我从纸质小群被踢了

2024
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:57,600
现在也加不回去

2025
01:31:57,600 --> 01:32:00,166
我们没有办法重组纸质小群了

2026
01:32:00,166 --> 01:32:03,499
纸质的力量散发散落在世界各地啊

2027
01:32:05,033 --> 01:32:07,499
子字的力量散落在世界各地

2028
01:32:07,500 --> 01:32:08,800
目前只有两个子字

2029
01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:09,300
我我

2030
01:32:09,300 --> 01:32:10,766
要不把你跟大娃

2031
01:32:10,766 --> 01:32:12,499
你们俩拉到一个群聊去

2032
01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,433
哈哈哈

2033
01:32:14,566 --> 01:32:15,833
我把你跟大白

2034
01:32:15,833 --> 01:32:17,433
你俩你俩你俩

2035
01:32:17,433 --> 01:32:18,966
好友互相推荐一下

2036
01:32:18,966 --> 01:32:21,066
你们俩就可以是纸质小区了

2037
01:32:21,066 --> 01:32:23,433
没有别的纸质啦哈哈

2038
01:32:26,566 --> 01:32:28,399
哪有主播刚有两个体度

2039
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:31,100
就开始建建立小群的

2040
01:32:31,166 --> 01:32:31,966
对吧

2041
01:32:32,566 --> 01:32:34,666
主播心里啊什么只是小群

2042
01:32:34,666 --> 01:32:36,899
根本根本不熟悉嗯

2043
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:41,366
我觉得你知道

2044
01:32:41,466 --> 01:32:42,999
想知道到底有没有纸质

2045
01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:43,633
小兄弟

2046
01:32:43,633 --> 01:32:46,466
上个纸质发现没有群不就知道了吗

2047
01:32:48,466 --> 01:32:49,266
哎

2048
01:32:52,433 --> 01:32:53,066
我都说了

2049
01:32:53,066 --> 01:32:54,966
周飞哥那个歌点不了

2050
01:32:54,966 --> 01:32:55,966
昨天搜不到

2051
01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:59,100
没有还有库鲁玛呢

2052
01:32:59,100 --> 01:33:01,366
你把库鲁玛放在什么位置啊

2053
01:33:01,900 --> 01:33:03,633
库鲁玛明晃晃的纸质

2054
01:33:03,633 --> 01:33:05,966
你把库鲁玛放在什么位置

2055
01:33:12,666 --> 01:33:13,466
看一下

2056
01:33:13,466 --> 01:33:16,433
没什么问题的话今天就戒烟了

2057
01:33:16,766 --> 01:33:18,066
那个测试的话

2058
01:33:18,066 --> 01:33:19,166
等我等我

2059
01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:20,966
下播再睡一觉起来

2060
01:33:20,966 --> 01:33:23,899
脑子好用一点再来跟大家一起做啊

2061
01:33:24,366 --> 01:33:25,299
嗯嗯

2062
01:33:30,433 --> 01:33:32,766
不用被时常束缚

2063
01:33:32,766 --> 01:33:37,166
想播多久播多久的感觉好舒服啊耶

2064
01:33:39,066 --> 01:33:41,033
明天明天见

2065
01:33:44,466 --> 01:33:45,433
晚上好

2066
01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:49,700
有人要拉扯我一下吗

2067
01:33:51,266 --> 01:33:52,366
好不习惯

2068
01:33:52,366 --> 01:33:53,099
没有人拉扯我

2069
01:33:53,100 --> 01:33:54,066
好不习惯

2070
01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:55,200
哎呦

2071
01:33:56,033 --> 01:33:58,699
还想约约今天给我解惑呢

2072
01:33:58,700 --> 01:34:01,100
解惑得找一个人多一点的时间

2073
01:34:01,233 --> 01:34:02,566
今天人有点少

2074
01:34:04,666 --> 01:34:07,233
而且还有很多工作没做完

2075
01:34:07,966 --> 01:34:10,633
你都没有跟我说过话就想走

2076
01:34:10,633 --> 01:34:12,099
能不能发点能回的

2077
01:34:12,100 --> 01:34:13,833
查一查你在直播间待不

2078
01:34:13,833 --> 01:34:15,566
要么就妈妈要么就爹

2079
01:34:15,566 --> 01:34:17,999
要么就结婚要么就主人的

2080
01:34:19,466 --> 01:34:20,266
啊

2081
01:34:21,266 --> 01:34:23,033
我也很苦恼啊

2082
01:34:23,033 --> 01:34:24,866
你说你发点发点

2083
01:34:24,866 --> 01:34:25,599
你说发点

2084
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:27,166
能回的主播都看在

2085
01:34:27,166 --> 01:34:28,633
心里主播都记在

2086
01:34:28,633 --> 01:34:30,299
记在脸上的

2087
01:34:37,866 --> 01:34:39,099
怎么拉来着

2088
01:34:39,100 --> 01:34:40,666
上剑吧是吗

2089
01:34:40,666 --> 01:34:41,433
我不知道啊

2090
01:34:41,433 --> 01:34:42,499
怎么拉来着

2091
01:34:49,033 --> 01:34:50,966
感觉今天还是能拉一下的

2092
01:34:50,966 --> 01:34:52,599
就就时间比较短

2093
01:34:53,100 --> 01:34:56,166
但不拉的话我就打算去那什么

2094
01:34:57,033 --> 01:34:57,966
去工作

2095
01:34:58,566 --> 01:35:01,599
我得到了惩罚

2096
01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:07,499
戒了烟我不习惯

2097
01:35:07,833 --> 01:35:09,833
今天没有赚钱了

2098
01:35:10,633 --> 01:35:12,899
因为今天是最老板的

2099
01:35:12,900 --> 01:35:13,800
面面

2100
01:35:14,566 --> 01:35:15,466
今天没有钻

2101
01:35:15,466 --> 01:35:18,066
钻没有这功能

2102
01:35:18,166 --> 01:35:19,366
有有吗应该有

2103
01:35:19,366 --> 01:35:20,399
我看一下

2104
01:35:21,100 --> 01:35:21,900
有吗

2105
01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:32,433
不行你们那个版本没大声我不敢听

2106
01:35:32,433 --> 01:35:33,633
我要哭了

2107
01:35:34,100 --> 01:35:34,900
伤

2108
01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,633
哪个老师啊

2109
01:35:48,266 --> 01:35:52,299
现在朋友们教你扣一真的有用的

2110
01:35:52,300 --> 01:35:54,066
IC或者你还是在等

2111
01:35:54,066 --> 01:35:57,466
能选一首沈老师的电棍唱完再下吗

2112
01:35:58,566 --> 01:36:00,266
哪个哪个老师啊

2113
01:36:00,300 --> 01:36:01,766
你说哪个老师

2114
01:36:03,033 --> 01:36:04,466
沈丽云孤老师

2115
01:36:04,466 --> 01:36:06,166
你你电棍呢

2116
01:36:07,766 --> 01:36:08,799
你记得老朋友

2117
01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:09,666
直升机的

2118
01:36:09,666 --> 01:36:10,799
有的倒是有的

2119
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:13,633
但是这个是最老最老那个版本的

2120
01:36:13,766 --> 01:36:15,433
我看一下有没有吧

2121
01:36:21,666 --> 01:36:23,366
好手动的直升机啊

2122
01:36:23,566 --> 01:36:25,633
好像不太对吧哈哈

2123
01:36:31,966 --> 01:36:32,999
哇呦呦呦

2124
01:36:33,300 --> 01:36:35,366
好好好直升机糖糖复活

2125
01:36:35,666 --> 01:36:38,166
呃我宣布直升机糖糖复活

2126
01:36:44,100 --> 01:36:44,833
主包复活

2127
01:36:44,833 --> 01:36:45,966
你的老大怎么办

2128
01:36:45,966 --> 01:36:47,166
继续跟别人打吧

2129
01:36:47,166 --> 01:36:48,766
还有没复活的呢

2130
01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:57,166
有不可以涩涩的棍子吗我看看

2131
01:36:59,566 --> 01:37:00,799
都喜欢被敲打呀

2132
01:37:00,800 --> 01:37:03,033
我这棍子一出肯定要爆米的

2133
01:37:03,033 --> 01:37:04,199
不爆米的话

2134
01:37:06,233 --> 01:37:07,866
哈哈哈哈

2135
01:37:12,633 --> 01:37:15,166
哎好久没看这个了好开心

2136
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:23,400
不可以叫主人

2137
01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:26,366
不可以叫妈妈

2138
01:37:26,800 --> 01:37:28,233
不可以叫老婆

2139
01:37:28,866 --> 01:37:30,099
不可以结婚

2140
01:37:32,233 --> 01:37:33,266
叫你结婚

2141
01:37:33,766 --> 01:37:34,899
叫你叫主人

2142
01:37:35,433 --> 01:37:36,499
叫你叫老婆

2143
01:37:38,966 --> 01:37:40,266
哎哎哎

2144
01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:51,200
老公

2145
01:37:54,233 --> 01:37:54,999
主播主播

2146
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:55,833
没有什么兴趣

2147
01:37:55,833 --> 01:37:57,033
跟观众玩电视

2148
01:37:57,033 --> 01:37:58,799
哎呀这差不多得了

2149
01:38:03,700 --> 01:38:05,033
看看让我看看

2150
01:38:05,033 --> 01:38:08,633
我不知道能不能唱什么老师了

2151
01:38:11,200 --> 01:38:12,200
姥爷

2152
01:38:12,800 --> 01:38:17,433
我们之间已经隔着一层可悲的呃

2153
01:38:18,300 --> 01:38:19,166
可悲的

2154
01:38:22,066 --> 01:38:24,499
老爹老邓

2155
01:38:25,900 --> 01:38:29,866
再抱点金币老邓抱点金币

2156
01:38:38,200 --> 01:38:39,066
我说实话

2157
01:38:40,666 --> 01:38:45,266
沈墨老师的作品我可能只能唱唱

2158
01:38:45,266 --> 01:38:46,066
什么

2159
01:38:48,066 --> 01:38:49,766
灯神能唱吗

2160
01:38:53,300 --> 01:38:54,166
感觉都行

2161
01:38:54,166 --> 01:38:56,266
有点有点难度啊家人们

2162
01:39:03,900 --> 01:39:07,366
你不让我打开什么什么的作品啊

2163
01:39:21,033 --> 01:39:23,699
贵勇者能唱不好吧

2164
01:39:27,466 --> 01:39:28,566
我说实话

2165
01:39:29,500 --> 01:39:32,000
什么老师作品有点太先进了

2166
01:39:39,166 --> 01:39:40,566
太不太合适吧

2167
01:39:40,866 --> 01:39:42,433
天上的云让我分神

2168
01:39:42,433 --> 01:39:43,566
也太难唱了吧

2169
01:39:43,566 --> 01:39:46,066
你们是不是有点太高估我了

2170
01:40:02,833 --> 01:40:04,466
要不要换竹星呢

2171
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:15,300
歌词呢你怎么就开始放了

2172
01:40:16,466 --> 01:40:17,266
哎

2173
01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:27,500
湖畔转回眸不让思念捣鬼

2174
01:40:27,500 --> 01:40:30,666
扯进背包空荡的最宝贝

2175
01:40:30,666 --> 01:40:32,566
案上浅言语调

2176
01:40:32,566 --> 01:40:36,233
窗外烟雨邀我入背景

2177
01:40:37,400 --> 01:40:41,066
就太和背包将饥饿感包围

2178
01:40:41,100 --> 01:40:46,066
梦的味道全营养别到位眼目下烟雨涛

2179
01:40:46,066 --> 01:40:49,466
前路千钧要阔步追星

2180
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:57,100
你就是太阳太低了

2181
01:40:57,266 --> 01:41:01,033
在名利之时光彩划开这伤痛模糊

2182
01:41:01,033 --> 01:41:02,633
做出快乐不服输

2183
01:41:02,633 --> 01:41:05,033
现实的建议给不会发现

2184
01:41:05,033 --> 01:41:08,166
所谓杰伦你自己开口

2185
01:41:08,166 --> 01:41:09,199
何必挣钱

2186
01:41:10,366 --> 01:41:11,599
我不顾后路

2187
01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:14,300
才能挣钱挣汗水

2188
01:41:14,300 --> 01:41:16,433
比手我的道理更虔诚

2189
01:41:16,566 --> 01:41:19,166
要让世人记住名写在符文

2190
01:41:19,166 --> 01:41:22,066
我笔里头支配得救

2191
01:41:22,066 --> 01:41:26,599
昼夜也未熄的慈悲比顶尖更坚定

2192
01:41:26,633 --> 01:41:30,066
明天等天明我往返行

2193
01:41:31,300 --> 01:41:35,166
登陆在人间才怕碌碌无为

2194
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:38,266
梦在枕边才能安然入睡

2195
01:41:38,266 --> 01:41:43,633
可以外做白衣必败成败病我往返行

2196
01:41:46,466 --> 01:41:49,466
从此颠倒复复中挣扎

2197
01:41:49,866 --> 01:41:54,166
聪明的妥协怕自己的傻瓜是天使

2198
01:41:54,266 --> 01:41:57,299
好像比前两天唱电棍强了一点

2199
01:42:02,466 --> 01:42:03,266
点

2200
01:42:03,700 --> 01:42:06,400
但是还是太低的地方下不去

2201
01:42:06,466 --> 01:42:07,166
不太差

2202
01:42:07,166 --> 01:42:11,299
距离太太早被直接直接发自己直觉

2203
01:42:11,300 --> 01:42:13,000
怎么想不通直接问

2204
01:42:13,000 --> 01:42:17,266
乾坤差成分百字到访分言论

2205
01:42:18,033 --> 01:42:20,599
独轮车的重点谁能辨认

2206
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:24,033
誓言最怕被所有人见证

2207
01:42:24,166 --> 01:42:25,699
残缺的像艺术

2208
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:29,233
我入不敷出让梦入不敷出

2209
01:42:29,233 --> 01:42:34,199
一掷孤注忍痛一掷孤独夹塞一阵感动

2210
01:42:34,233 --> 01:42:37,833
台下冷板凳台上明星

2211
01:42:39,200 --> 01:42:42,700
当爱是一种不猜测的悬疑

2212
01:42:42,800 --> 01:42:45,866
爱是一种无奈何的恨意

2213
01:42:45,866 --> 01:42:48,666
怪成茧已渐成问剑成剑

2214
01:42:48,666 --> 01:42:51,366
问天上流星

2215
01:42:55,033 --> 01:43:01,166
似海天飞星揽月后城烈日群星相约

2216
01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:04,466
寥落凡间对星许愿

2217
01:43:04,633 --> 01:43:07,799
用诗染作我独守冷眼

2218
01:43:09,966 --> 01:43:12,799
远向远方独滚等白天

2219
01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:19,233
黑暗巷口言语调穿梭烟雨邀我入背景

2220
01:43:23,400 --> 01:43:24,966
发挥的不好

2221
01:43:26,166 --> 01:43:27,666
嘿嘿嘿

2222
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:32,000
啊好久没唱了

2223
01:43:35,000 --> 01:43:36,900
还是我还是记得的

2224
01:43:38,300 --> 01:43:39,100
我我我

2225
01:43:39,100 --> 01:43:40,500
好像还是记得的

2226
01:43:40,500 --> 01:43:42,033
可以录歌切了

2227
01:43:43,766 --> 01:43:47,566
我扮成鬼倒不如思念捣鬼

2228
01:43:47,566 --> 01:43:50,799
扯进背包空荡的最宝贝

2229
01:43:50,800 --> 01:43:55,766
案上前言语调窗外烟雨邀我入杯

2230
01:43:55,833 --> 01:44:01,299
情韭菜和喂饱将饥饿感包围

2231
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:04,633
梦的味道全营养别到位

2232
01:44:04,633 --> 01:44:10,099
云幕下烟雨涛前路千钧又阔步锥心

2233
01:44:11,966 --> 01:44:16,599
感觉感觉还是跟着伴奏很很奇怪

2234
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:19,166
哈哈要不再试试灯神吧

2235
01:44:19,166 --> 01:44:20,766
我还没唱过呢

2236
01:44:21,633 --> 01:44:23,099
试试灯神吧

2237
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:27,966
该灯吧歌词呢

2238
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:33,300
哈哈哈哈

2239
01:44:33,300 --> 01:44:35,400
他这个太太高了

2240
01:44:35,466 --> 01:44:38,299
哒哒哒哒

2241
01:44:41,300 --> 01:44:42,166
倒立

2242
01:44:42,500 --> 01:44:44,600
说服自己孤身

2243
01:44:44,600 --> 01:44:46,266
再赌上一句

2244
01:44:47,300 --> 01:44:48,600
哈哈哈

2245
01:44:48,766 --> 01:44:50,366
不行了不行了

2246
01:44:51,100 --> 01:44:52,700
觉得我没推移

2247
01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:56,766
怎么能矛盾猛胆保卫口

2248
01:44:57,600 --> 01:45:00,066
灾难太追求

2249
01:45:00,866 --> 01:45:04,499
驰骋从不懂回头

2250
01:45:05,433 --> 01:45:11,266
主宰万般不改强颜不改姿态

2251
01:45:12,566 --> 01:45:14,766
我感觉我会的不是这个版本

2252
01:45:14,766 --> 01:45:16,566
我应该会这个

2253
01:45:22,666 --> 01:45:27,566
下下下下下下

2254
01:45:29,233 --> 01:45:32,599
这次比赛战果都不如兰博

2255
01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:35,400
你的滚碟也没暑寒过

2256
01:45:35,900 --> 01:45:38,800
上次的球程还在走后

2257
01:45:38,800 --> 01:45:41,900
门机寒箭步步入欧险

2258
01:45:42,066 --> 01:45:45,566
这么这么菜重比叭叭叭

2259
01:45:45,800 --> 01:45:48,900
大伙听梦里拉拉垮

2260
01:45:49,166 --> 01:45:53,566
传播我的话我就要

2261
01:45:55,766 --> 01:46:00,199
厕所那么觉得你不敢再抬高

2262
01:46:00,566 --> 01:46:07,033
二黑路上小鸡暗疼还想着算了鼻酸了

2263
01:46:08,700 --> 01:46:13,633
哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

2264
01:46:24,966 --> 01:46:27,799
书本儿花钱里面没有钱人儿

2265
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:31,200
日子匆匆没有离谱

2266
01:46:31,300 --> 01:46:34,033
这个夏日干什么花

2267
01:46:34,900 --> 01:46:38,100
怎么这么菜猪皮叭叭叭

2268
01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:41,200
大伙听梦里喇叭叭

2269
01:46:41,833 --> 01:46:45,899
斑驳我的画我就要

2270
01:46:49,800 --> 01:46:52,866
嘿嘿你不敢再抬高

2271
01:46:53,166 --> 01:46:57,199
阿黑的小孩小鸡暗疼还想着

2272
01:46:57,200 --> 01:46:59,100
刷到第三楼

2273
01:46:59,666 --> 01:47:06,066
那女孩哒哒哒哒哒哒

2274
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:12,666
下下下下下下

2275
01:47:14,800 --> 01:47:15,900
可可以了可以了

2276
01:47:15,900 --> 01:47:17,466
可以买一送一是吧

2277
01:47:17,466 --> 01:47:18,899
主播还是很够意思的

2278
01:47:18,900 --> 01:47:21,400
哈哈哈这主要是我想唱了

2279
01:47:21,766 --> 01:47:23,433
我我哎嘿嘿嘿

2280
01:47:24,233 --> 01:47:26,966
4米8塞他的路

2281
01:47:26,966 --> 01:47:32,699
只会输给你一杯大酒杯

2282
01:47:34,666 --> 01:47:38,766
你别过老来的骄傲

2283
01:47:44,900 --> 01:47:46,233
你吗确保

2284
01:47:46,233 --> 01:47:51,966
你不敢再来的怕黑的伤害小心暗藏

2285
01:47:51,966 --> 01:47:55,966
还想着刷到鼻酸了逃

2286
01:47:55,966 --> 01:48:01,499
飞吧飞吧好似你和我的拥抱

2287
01:48:02,366 --> 01:48:04,699
她的眼神说出了

2288
01:48:04,833 --> 01:48:07,233
我的童阶一下掉了20多万

2289
01:48:07,233 --> 01:48:09,099
哈哈

2290
01:48:09,100 --> 01:48:12,800
所以我说点电棍负的

2291
01:48:12,800 --> 01:48:15,433
你是为了我的童阶买单的

2292
01:48:16,966 --> 01:48:20,366
下下下下下下

2293
01:48:23,566 --> 01:48:28,233
哒哒哒哒哒哒

2294
01:48:29,300 --> 01:48:34,866
为啥下下下下下下

2295
01:48:39,866 --> 01:48:41,399
是你们你们你们

2296
01:48:41,400 --> 01:48:45,966
念称职挑战就就30块钱是不是有点

2297
01:48:46,566 --> 01:48:48,999
主播的身价有点太低了吧

2298
01:48:51,100 --> 01:48:53,300
主播身价是不是有点太低了

2299
01:48:55,566 --> 01:48:57,599
主要是最近的这种这种歌

2300
01:48:57,600 --> 01:49:00,466
什么电棍迷星叫啊什么不不不

2301
01:49:00,466 --> 01:49:01,966
太不太会唱

2302
01:49:01,966 --> 01:49:03,099
哈哈哈

2303
01:49:03,100 --> 01:49:04,866
不想不想折磨室友

2304
01:49:04,866 --> 01:49:07,166
我室友是纯纯的女团粉

2305
01:49:07,166 --> 01:49:09,766
但听到迷星叫这个版本都要崩溃的

2306
01:49:11,233 --> 01:49:13,299
谢谢杜某kila的心

2307
01:49:13,300 --> 01:49:14,366
感谢支持

2308
01:49:14,366 --> 01:49:16,466
倒数称职挑战参考

2309
01:49:16,466 --> 01:49:26,866
顺利 1987654321

2310
01:49:27,066 --> 01:49:29,266
大美得是演演员

2311
01:49:30,466 --> 01:49:32,066
哈哈哈

2312
01:49:32,066 --> 01:49:33,433
好没感情啊

2313
01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:36,633
主播的含金量一下降低了

2314
01:49:36,633 --> 01:49:36,866
这

2315
01:49:36,866 --> 01:49:39,633
怎么怎么怎么怎么怎么这么那什么的

2316
01:49:40,266 --> 01:49:42,366
有没有克里斯藤

2317
01:49:42,600 --> 01:49:43,433
对 30块

2318
01:49:43,433 --> 01:49:44,199
这质量可以

2319
01:49:44,200 --> 01:49:45,466
对 30块要啥自行车

2320
01:49:45,466 --> 01:49:46,566
就这质量了

2321
01:49:47,766 --> 01:49:48,566
等一下

2322
01:49:50,100 --> 01:49:52,233
主播主播再给你重新再念一遍

2323
01:49:52,400 --> 01:49:53,833
别急忍不住

2324
01:49:53,833 --> 01:49:55,066
真恶心卧槽

2325
01:49:56,966 --> 01:49:57,599
没有那个

2326
01:49:57,600 --> 01:49:59,300
晚安克里斯滕啊

2327
01:50:00,200 --> 01:50:02,633
明日方舟那个孤星哪去了

2328
01:50:05,833 --> 01:50:07,033
是不是叫这个

2329
01:50:07,100 --> 01:50:08,900
总侠之苑是不是这个

2330
01:50:17,166 --> 01:50:18,166
啊啊对对对

2331
01:50:19,433 --> 01:50:20,566
来了来了来

2332
01:50:25,800 --> 01:50:38,833
1987654321

2333
01:51:01,100 --> 01:51:02,800
是你要的倒数吗

2334
01:51:09,100 --> 01:51:12,600
有灵啊想要灵的话还是自己去当吧

2335
01:51:15,433 --> 01:51:16,433
主播我先走了

2336
01:51:16,433 --> 01:51:17,833
先去玩会原神好不

2337
01:51:17,833 --> 01:51:19,066
好吧我知道我知道

2338
01:51:19,066 --> 01:51:21,866
我们原有和周有一直都挺不对付的

2339
01:51:21,866 --> 01:51:22,966
哈哈哈

2340
01:51:30,066 --> 01:51:31,466
好有信念感的倒数

2341
01:51:31,466 --> 01:51:35,433
因为这个是航空航天类的那个倒数啊

2342
01:51:35,500 --> 01:51:36,300
嗯

2343
01:51:38,200 --> 01:51:41,466
什么时候打4结局啊啊啊

2344
01:51:41,633 --> 01:51:43,466
行行行

2345
01:51:44,100 --> 01:51:44,800
奖励一下

2346
01:51:44,800 --> 01:51:46,066
变得神圣了起来

2347
01:51:46,066 --> 01:51:46,799
你们不要蹲着

2348
01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:47,400
克里斯滕

2349
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:50,433
这个BGM奖励有点太侮辱他了

2350
01:51:51,366 --> 01:51:52,699
恭喜 38名

2351
01:51:52,700 --> 01:51:55,200
干嘛呢就38名了啊

2352
01:51:55,900 --> 01:51:58,066
我又把他们熬下播了

2353
01:51:58,066 --> 01:52:00,099
我又变成30名了是吧

2354
01:52:03,666 --> 01:52:05,099
苟且偷生日

2355
01:52:06,066 --> 01:52:07,233
美言蜜语

2356
01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:23,566
哒哒哒

2357
01:52:28,466 --> 01:52:31,366
再熬给嫣然截个touch

2358
01:52:31,466 --> 01:52:32,966
嫣然为什么不努力一下

2359
01:52:32,966 --> 01:52:34,666
让我现在就当touch了

2360
01:52:34,666 --> 01:52:36,833
哈哈哈不行吧

2361
01:52:37,666 --> 01:52:38,899
有点太那个了

2362
01:52:40,300 --> 01:52:43,400
好了好了我们是不是该该那什么了

2363
01:52:43,666 --> 01:52:46,499
该该该该下播了吧

2364
01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:47,800
已经俩小时了

2365
01:52:47,800 --> 01:52:48,433
怎么怎么

2366
01:52:48,433 --> 01:52:51,099
一个50块s给我续了20分钟怎么

2367
01:52:56,500 --> 01:53:00,266
什么啊现在度某kida的50块s呀

2368
01:53:00,966 --> 01:53:02,833
30的都这样

2369
01:53:09,433 --> 01:53:09,566
我现在

2370
01:53:09,566 --> 01:53:11,433
我现在有一个问题想问一下大家

2371
01:53:11,433 --> 01:53:12,799
你们你们你们

2372
01:53:12,800 --> 01:53:14,300
首先就是你们

2373
01:53:14,300 --> 01:53:16,100
你们能对着寡人充电信

2374
01:53:16,100 --> 01:53:18,100
到底是真督还是假督

2375
01:53:19,366 --> 01:53:20,766
大家都在玩梗呢

2376
01:53:20,766 --> 01:53:23,799
还有就是这个倒数这个倒数

2377
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:26,866
是真嘟还是假嘟

2378
01:53:31,466 --> 01:53:32,466
对对的对的

2379
01:53:32,466 --> 01:53:34,433
不对不对我以为你们都是玩梗

2380
01:53:34,433 --> 01:53:36,899
然后感觉有有些人好像挺认真的

2381
01:53:36,900 --> 01:53:37,966
我现在有点害怕

2382
01:53:38,966 --> 01:53:40,233
美艳能起星雨吗

2383
01:53:40,233 --> 01:53:41,899
别吧别吧有点恶心了

2384
01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:44,233
谁对我起星雨我要拉黑死

2385
01:53:48,300 --> 01:53:50,466
其实你也可以理解为玩狗那好吧

2386
01:53:58,266 --> 01:54:00,166
啊啊

2387
01:54:02,233 --> 01:54:04,099
啊呃呃

2388
01:54:05,833 --> 01:54:08,033
用一个什么样的声线键呢

2389
01:54:14,566 --> 01:54:15,999
我现在压不下去了

2390
01:54:16,066 --> 01:54:18,866
那个压下去的声音太费嗓子了

2391
01:54:20,500 --> 01:54:22,566
憋半天憋出了一声嘎

2392
01:54:34,833 --> 01:54:36,066
哈哈哈

2393
01:54:36,066 --> 01:54:37,099
我一旦考虑到

2394
01:54:37,100 --> 01:54:38,833
可能真的有人要用这个东西

2395
01:54:38,833 --> 01:54:39,999
我就完全说不出口

2396
01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:43,000
想吐想吐怎么办嗯

2397
01:54:44,700 --> 01:54:45,500
嗯

2398
01:54:48,633 --> 01:54:50,799
因为人很宽容的行吧

2399
01:54:53,033 --> 01:55:02,799
1987654

2400
01:55:04,233 --> 01:55:10,833
321要下班了应该是

2401
01:55:15,500 --> 01:55:16,500
bye bye

2402
01:55:21,700 --> 01:55:27,300
你们没有感觉到一种淡淡的死字吗

2403
01:55:27,433 --> 01:55:30,299
就是那种加班之后

2404
01:55:30,433 --> 01:55:33,266
非常迫切的想回家的心情

2405
01:55:36,833 --> 01:55:38,099
今天真的是这样的

2406
01:55:38,100 --> 01:55:39,033
就是大家

2407
01:55:39,033 --> 01:55:40,766
大家想开心的话

2408
01:55:40,966 --> 01:55:44,366
其实跟主播在说什么完全没关系

2409
01:55:44,366 --> 01:55:46,366
甚至你们用一个AI米耶

2410
01:55:46,566 --> 01:55:48,433
也可以非常开心啊

2411
01:55:48,700 --> 01:55:49,600
这个东西确实

2412
01:55:49,600 --> 01:55:51,200
是一种个人的感觉

2413
01:55:51,200 --> 01:55:52,500
但我还希望你们不要

2414
01:55:52,500 --> 01:55:54,766
不要有对我有这样的感觉

2415
01:55:54,766 --> 01:55:56,199
你们对别人有没有这样的感觉

2416
01:55:56,200 --> 01:55:57,500
我也我也管不到

2417
01:55:58,000 --> 01:55:59,633
但是最好还是不要

2418
01:55:59,633 --> 01:56:01,166
不要对我有这样的感觉

2419
01:56:01,166 --> 01:56:03,199
我就很困扰你懂吗

2420
01:56:04,900 --> 01:56:06,766
没有哈哈哈

2421
01:56:08,466 --> 01:56:10,466
为什么你们发弹幕后面都有什么

2422
01:56:10,466 --> 01:56:11,399
白白乘19

2423
01:56:11,400 --> 01:56:12,866
白白乘20啊

2424
01:56:14,266 --> 01:56:15,066
啊

2425
01:56:15,100 --> 01:56:16,433
喝了几杯

2426
01:56:16,466 --> 01:56:18,199
唱了几段

2427
01:56:18,433 --> 01:56:20,033
你却哭了

2428
01:56:20,033 --> 01:56:21,466
错误的不用米言

2429
01:56:21,466 --> 01:56:23,999
米亚的人学会了自娱自乐

2430
01:56:24,900 --> 01:56:27,366
别人已经形成了完整生态链了

2431
01:56:27,366 --> 01:56:29,599
群友里面有喜欢小南娘的

2432
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:31,166
有事小南娘的

2433
01:56:31,966 --> 01:56:34,399
然后还有还有喜欢同性的

2434
01:56:34,400 --> 01:56:35,900
还有很多同性啊

2435
01:56:36,033 --> 01:56:37,233
有喜欢管人吃的

2436
01:56:37,233 --> 01:56:38,666
有当管人吃的

2437
01:56:39,633 --> 01:56:40,966
然后群友之间吧

2438
01:56:40,966 --> 01:56:44,266
互相还可以彼此辅导一下怎么写代码

2439
01:56:44,300 --> 01:56:45,566
怎么找实习

2440
01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:49,866
别人已经已经脱离了颜面的

2441
01:56:49,866 --> 01:56:51,166
这个直播间

2442
01:56:51,166 --> 01:56:54,033
过上了自给自足的幸福的生活

2443
01:56:54,033 --> 01:56:55,433
哈哈哈

2444
01:56:57,966 --> 01:57:00,599
阿碧出了个合成大弹幕玩法

2445
01:57:00,600 --> 01:57:03,066
合完了之后会给主播发钱吗

2446
01:57:03,066 --> 01:57:04,699
不会的话说毛啊

2447
01:57:06,200 --> 01:57:08,433
最潮最硬的复读功能

2448
01:57:10,500 --> 01:57:12,100
主播可以不用直播了

2449
01:57:12,100 --> 01:57:14,566
不行吧我觉得你们还是离不开我的

2450
01:57:14,566 --> 01:57:15,366
别急

2451
01:57:19,033 --> 01:57:21,433
产品经理给戴牧新加的功能

2452
01:57:21,433 --> 01:57:22,433
这产品是谁啊

2453
01:57:22,433 --> 01:57:23,233
还是开了吧

2454
01:57:23,233 --> 01:57:24,766
我觉得像实习生啊

2455
01:57:25,366 --> 01:57:28,233
像b站产品运营的那个实习生

2456
01:57:28,233 --> 01:57:32,399
然后想要把自己简历上面加点加点

2457
01:57:32,400 --> 01:57:35,233
这个什么独立负责啊

2458
01:57:35,233 --> 01:57:38,233
这个什么一个从0到1的

2459
01:57:38,233 --> 01:57:39,033
这个项目

2460
01:57:39,033 --> 01:57:43,566
从需求到这个落实啊这个之类的这种

2461
01:57:44,166 --> 01:57:45,699
想要给自己简历写点啥

2462
01:57:45,700 --> 01:57:49,233
然后就开始开始搬搬运了

2463
01:57:53,766 --> 01:57:57,799
戒了烟我不习惯

2464
01:57:57,800 --> 01:58:01,500
没有你我怎么办

2465
01:58:01,800 --> 01:58:05,566
3年零一个礼拜

2466
01:58:05,766 --> 01:58:09,466
才学会怎么忍耐

2467
01:58:09,700 --> 01:58:13,366
你给过我的伤害

2468
01:58:13,766 --> 01:58:17,499
是没有一句责怪

2469
01:58:17,766 --> 01:58:22,233
戒了烟染上悲伤我

2470
01:58:22,233 --> 01:58:23,233
声也不响

2471
01:58:32,066 --> 01:58:34,299
嗓子跟以前不一样了

2472
01:58:34,300 --> 01:58:36,366
不是唱反不一样了

2473
01:58:47,600 --> 01:58:50,100
不管是打击还是做测试

2474
01:58:50,100 --> 01:58:52,666
都等下一场再来吧

2475
01:58:54,600 --> 01:58:55,833
这也不是困吧

2476
01:58:55,833 --> 01:58:58,966
就是感觉今天状态一般般了

2477
01:58:58,966 --> 01:59:01,366
夜我不习惯

2478
01:59:01,833 --> 01:59:03,433
没有你

2479
01:59:03,433 --> 01:59:05,433
我怎么办

2480
01:59:05,900 --> 01:59:06,900
三个

2481
01:59:06,900 --> 01:59:09,266
另一个明白

2482
01:59:09,766 --> 01:59:10,999
要点啥呀

2483
01:59:12,000 --> 01:59:12,800
要点什么

2484
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:13,966
倒一地啊

2485
01:59:15,400 --> 01:59:21,566
我的伤害是没有一句责怪

2486
01:59:26,600 --> 01:59:32,866
了烟染上悲伤我也不想

2487
01:59:35,166 --> 01:59:36,566
无关紧要

2488
02:00:05,466 --> 02:00:06,499
现在凌霄人

2489
02:00:06,500 --> 02:00:09,500
古鲁玛和杜某Kira的两条IC

2490
02:00:10,166 --> 02:00:11,966
是怀集幼鸟

2491
02:00:11,966 --> 02:00:13,166
冷和冷和冷和

2492
02:00:13,166 --> 02:00:14,699
小灰灰的舰长

2493
02:00:14,700 --> 02:00:15,500
哈

2494
02:00:18,833 --> 02:00:21,666
哈你是挽留的

2495
02:00:22,166 --> 02:00:25,166
何必把故事想得荒唐

2496
02:00:25,666 --> 02:00:30,899
我该好好想想是毒药还是糖

2497
02:00:32,466 --> 02:00:35,066
穿过黑暗的微光

2498
02:00:35,366 --> 02:00:39,199
里拯救缝隙中的冷空气

2499
02:00:39,433 --> 02:00:42,099
再一次深呼吸

2500
02:00:43,033 --> 02:00:45,299
诀别所有距离

2501
02:00:47,633 --> 02:00:49,433
喂等一下

2502
02:00:49,433 --> 02:00:51,466
我把面部软件都关了

2503
02:00:51,466 --> 02:00:53,399
我忘了你要拉我了

2504
02:00:54,500 --> 02:00:55,300
等等我一下

2505
02:00:55,766 --> 02:00:58,666
望再说句别来无恙

2506
02:01:00,800 --> 02:01:03,100
要我久违的模样

2507
02:01:03,100 --> 02:01:04,700
要静沐暖阳

2508
02:01:04,866 --> 02:01:08,299
从此就趁机天与海间的对望

2509
02:01:08,500 --> 02:01:10,800
不可以自投罗网就

2510
02:01:13,100 --> 02:01:16,033
谢谢4027的舰长啊

2511
02:01:16,033 --> 02:01:17,166
感谢支持啊

2512
02:01:17,166 --> 02:01:19,033
谢谢4027的主播绵绵

2513
02:01:19,033 --> 02:01:20,766
直播间开通了舰长

2514
02:01:20,766 --> 02:01:24,166
今天是他陪伴主播的第241天

2515
02:01:24,166 --> 02:01:28,033
红中奖一个二度用户粘性

2516
02:01:28,166 --> 02:01:29,766
所谓的用户粘性

2517
02:01:29,766 --> 02:01:32,099
不是主播停播了9个月

2518
02:01:32,100 --> 02:01:33,800
大家还是支持主播

2519
02:01:33,800 --> 02:01:36,366
相信主播来给主播上见长

2520
02:01:37,400 --> 02:01:40,400
而是主播直播间的用户特别粘人

2521
02:01:40,400 --> 02:01:42,200
主播一走就给主播上见长

2522
02:01:42,200 --> 02:01:44,033
把主播拽回来是吧

2523
02:01:46,200 --> 02:01:50,800
我们之间就像是什么那个行星之间

2524
02:01:50,800 --> 02:01:52,566
彼此有引力一样

2525
02:01:52,700 --> 02:01:54,300
你就给我拽回来了

2526
02:01:56,666 --> 02:01:57,999
耳机都没电了

2527
02:01:58,000 --> 02:01:59,166
只能开功放了

2528
02:01:59,166 --> 02:02:00,433
你周围有人吧

2529
02:02:01,833 --> 02:02:03,633
算了大半夜的我就不喊了

2530
02:02:03,633 --> 02:02:07,366
要换我以前我肯定高低喊一句就有人

2531
02:02:07,366 --> 02:02:09,033
大半夜的看官人

2532
02:02:11,800 --> 02:02:12,866
啊好孩子

2533
02:02:12,866 --> 02:02:14,066
太温柔了

2534
02:02:14,066 --> 02:02:17,966
犯困的时候比较比较温柔啊

2535
02:02:17,966 --> 02:02:20,999
126了凑个130再走吧

2536
02:02:21,200 --> 02:02:22,766
你让他们励志句

2537
02:02:22,800 --> 02:02:25,300
我怕我说我到130再下播

2538
02:02:25,300 --> 02:02:28,900
他们就没有人没有人给我上剑了

2539
02:02:28,900 --> 02:02:31,066
让我就把20小时播完

2540
02:02:31,066 --> 02:02:33,199
我才不要被你们男人捏

2541
02:02:36,433 --> 02:02:39,099
耶的耶的耶的

2542
02:02:40,200 --> 02:02:41,433
我看那个什么

2543
02:02:41,433 --> 02:02:44,866
看那个棋开外那个级

2544
02:02:46,200 --> 02:02:49,833
然后他每次碰到敌人的时候一样的

2545
02:02:49,966 --> 02:02:51,666
哈哈哈

2546
02:02:51,666 --> 02:02:52,666
还挺萌的

2547
02:02:52,666 --> 02:02:54,966
哎呀哎

2548
02:02:54,966 --> 02:02:58,066
我觉得之前说看奇奇开发的人

2549
02:02:58,966 --> 02:03:00,966
都是怎么说呢

2550
02:03:02,466 --> 02:03:05,233
都是平台会说宝宝宝宝

2551
02:03:05,233 --> 02:03:07,066
你是一个很好很好的宝宝

2552
02:03:07,066 --> 02:03:08,899
的这种这种观众啊

2553
02:03:09,200 --> 02:03:12,400
但后面我自己因为实在太火了

2554
02:03:12,400 --> 02:03:14,233
我的朋友好多都在看

2555
02:03:14,700 --> 02:03:16,500
然后我自己去看了一下之后

2556
02:03:16,500 --> 02:03:18,366
我发现火确实还是

2557
02:03:19,600 --> 02:03:21,566
我觉得还是有点原因的

2558
02:03:21,666 --> 02:03:24,666
至少我感觉从七开八上面

2559
02:03:24,666 --> 02:03:28,199
感受到那种简简单单的快乐

2560
02:03:28,200 --> 02:03:30,566
就今天我放学回家

2561
02:03:31,233 --> 02:03:34,566
然后在路边捡了一根很直很直的棍子

2562
02:03:35,000 --> 02:03:37,900
我取我给它取名叫这个冰寒

2563
02:03:37,900 --> 02:03:41,300
雪泊之箭一样的一种快乐感

2564
02:03:42,366 --> 02:03:44,466
非常简单非常纯粹啊

2565
02:03:44,466 --> 02:03:48,466
然后你很明确想吃东西想买东西

2566
02:03:48,466 --> 02:03:49,666
就可以去工作

2567
02:03:49,900 --> 02:03:51,900
工作的话就是先到先得

2568
02:03:51,900 --> 02:03:53,400
然后实习考证

2569
02:03:53,600 --> 02:03:54,866
考完了证之后呢

2570
02:03:54,866 --> 02:03:58,166
就可以有明确的拥有更好的工作

2571
02:03:58,300 --> 02:04:00,466
如果说你没有房子的话

2572
02:04:00,666 --> 02:04:04,066
像小八一样住在山洞里也挺开心的

2573
02:04:04,500 --> 02:04:07,433
住在那个好房子别墅区的吉一

2574
02:04:07,433 --> 02:04:09,666
也不会因为小8住在山洞里面

2575
02:04:09,666 --> 02:04:10,866
而歧视小8

2576
02:04:12,566 --> 02:04:13,899
然后大喊大叫的

2577
02:04:13,900 --> 02:04:16,900
奇怪的乌萨奇也并不会被人讨厌

2578
02:04:17,633 --> 02:04:20,266
我觉得确实是一个挺不错的

2579
02:04:20,266 --> 02:04:21,999
一个一个情况

2580
02:04:22,000 --> 02:04:23,666
有点像什么呢

2581
02:04:24,166 --> 02:04:26,599
像00年90年代的时候

2582
02:04:26,600 --> 02:04:29,566
大家的物质基础都不太丰富的时候

2583
02:04:29,800 --> 02:04:33,033
反而人跟人之间的那个感情比较亲近

2584
02:04:33,400 --> 02:04:36,266
邻里之间可能互相还帮忙带带孩子

2585
02:04:36,266 --> 02:04:37,799
现在你住商品房的

2586
02:04:37,800 --> 02:04:39,500
可能根本住了5年

2587
02:04:39,500 --> 02:04:41,366
都不认识邻居家是谁

2588
02:04:42,800 --> 02:04:43,600
嗯

2589
02:04:44,166 --> 02:04:46,199
谁还不是个宝宝呢

2590
02:04:46,233 --> 02:04:48,299
哎呦也行吧

2591
02:04:48,300 --> 02:04:50,833
也好吧那你觉得你是那

2592
02:04:50,833 --> 02:04:52,299
那主播只能顺从你

2593
02:04:52,300 --> 02:04:53,400
你说你是

2594
02:04:53,400 --> 02:04:54,433
那你就是吧

2595
02:04:55,200 --> 02:04:56,000
嗯

2596
02:04:58,233 --> 02:04:59,599
伙计高兴

2597
02:04:59,666 --> 02:05:01,066
伙计非常高兴

2598
02:05:01,066 --> 02:05:03,866
伙计乐成狗啊

2599
02:05:05,600 --> 02:05:08,966
谁说人那个时候我物质非常丰富啊

2600
02:05:08,966 --> 02:05:09,999
怎么会呢

2601
02:05:10,066 --> 02:05:11,366
那你现在呢

2602
02:05:14,866 --> 02:05:15,833
再谈一会吧

2603
02:05:15,833 --> 02:05:18,799
正好说到起开挖这个东西了

2604
02:05:20,033 --> 02:05:21,266
之前忘记讲了

2605
02:05:21,266 --> 02:05:22,633
我好多事情都是

2606
02:05:22,633 --> 02:05:25,233
其实我看的时候就已经想了

2607
02:05:25,233 --> 02:05:28,299
直播的时候想怎么跟大家讨论讨论

2608
02:05:28,300 --> 02:05:30,266
但后面的话就

2609
02:05:32,000 --> 02:05:32,500
没有

2610
02:05:32,500 --> 02:05:35,866
聊到这个相关的话题我就会想不起来

2611
02:05:35,966 --> 02:05:38,499
但是一旦聊到的话就能想起来

2612
02:05:39,766 --> 02:05:42,266
所以主播的思维回路还是很笨的

2613
02:05:42,266 --> 02:05:43,499
不知道为什么

2614
02:05:44,500 --> 02:05:46,900
水浒卡你是班里第一个集齐的

2615
02:05:46,900 --> 02:05:51,266
那之前我买那种一包糖送一张卡

2616
02:05:51,266 --> 02:05:53,066
加上一个青铜的那种

2617
02:05:53,300 --> 02:05:54,866
七八厘米的小兵器

2618
02:05:54,866 --> 02:05:55,899
我也很喜欢这个

2619
02:05:55,900 --> 02:05:57,166
我觉得那很精致

2620
02:05:58,366 --> 02:05:59,599
晚上好冉冉

2621
02:06:00,366 --> 02:06:02,099
诊断缺觉了

2622
02:06:02,100 --> 02:06:03,066
也还好吧

2623
02:06:03,066 --> 02:06:04,066
有一点点吧

2624
02:06:04,066 --> 02:06:05,766
神经网络是这样的

2625
02:06:05,766 --> 02:06:08,866
你的意思是我有神经网络那么厉害

2626
02:06:08,866 --> 02:06:12,066
我是很厉害的AI吗哈喽

2627
02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:17,866
感觉大家都没有什么人在看这个

2628
02:06:17,866 --> 02:06:18,566
一般来说

2629
02:06:18,566 --> 02:06:21,833
跟女孩子讨论奇葩吧会多一点

2630
02:06:21,833 --> 02:06:22,899
男生的话

2631
02:06:24,033 --> 02:06:26,866
是不是看其他会不会认为是南娘啊

2632
02:06:27,166 --> 02:06:28,799
我看那个什么小南娘

2633
02:06:28,800 --> 02:06:31,500
武器库里面的那个表情包里面

2634
02:06:31,666 --> 02:06:33,666
除了一些萌萌二次元

2635
02:06:33,666 --> 02:06:37,266
加上加上那个游戏

2636
02:06:37,600 --> 02:06:39,200
比如说邦德利吗

2637
02:06:39,266 --> 02:06:41,299
project sick啊这种

2638
02:06:41,633 --> 02:06:43,566
跟男女啊完全没关系的

2639
02:06:43,566 --> 02:06:44,833
这种角色的

2640
02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:48,400
配上自制的表情包就是棋开歪了

2641
02:06:49,066 --> 02:06:51,666
好像男生用棋开歪确实会被认为

2642
02:06:51,666 --> 02:06:53,599
呃就不太那什么

2643
02:06:54,633 --> 02:06:56,999
兄弟都没听到过这东西

2644
02:06:57,200 --> 02:06:59,833
你们你们没用过那个表情包吗

2645
02:06:59,833 --> 02:07:01,433
那个兄弟想什么

2646
02:07:01,433 --> 02:07:05,266
你兄弟转过身啊

2647
02:07:05,266 --> 02:07:06,499
要不对着图说

2648
02:07:06,500 --> 02:07:07,466
也不是不行吧

2649
02:07:07,466 --> 02:07:09,399
我搜一下你别急

2650
02:07:15,033 --> 02:07:16,233
没用过

2651
02:07:19,666 --> 02:07:20,833
取开吧

2652
02:07:21,766 --> 02:07:22,566
图片

2653
02:07:32,033 --> 02:07:34,299
那个兄弟什么什么的

2654
02:07:37,600 --> 02:07:39,266
那我先检查一下我的

2655
02:07:39,266 --> 02:07:40,399
我的创口

2656
02:07:40,400 --> 02:07:43,300
会不会出现一些漏核的东西

2657
02:07:43,300 --> 02:07:45,233
我现在都非常谨慎了

2658
02:07:48,666 --> 02:07:49,566
就这个

2659
02:07:49,666 --> 02:07:50,466
这个

2660
02:07:55,633 --> 02:07:56,433
是这个

2661
02:07:58,233 --> 02:07:59,633
怎么跟画面不符

2662
02:07:59,633 --> 02:08:00,999
点进来是钢板

2663
02:08:01,366 --> 02:08:03,066
这个你总要允许人

2664
02:08:03,066 --> 02:08:05,633
有一些返老还童的时期吧

2665
02:08:05,633 --> 02:08:07,499
哈哈哈哈

2666
02:08:08,033 --> 02:08:09,099
跟画面不符啊

2667
02:08:09,100 --> 02:08:10,966
对哦跟画面是有点不符啊

2668
02:08:10,966 --> 02:08:12,033
不应该不应该讲

2669
02:08:12,033 --> 02:08:14,766
我应该把那个封面做每个皮套做一个

2670
02:08:14,766 --> 02:08:16,366
然后今天打算用什么

2671
02:08:16,366 --> 02:08:18,433
什么皮套就用哪个封面啊

2672
02:08:19,200 --> 02:08:22,500
好和没事露胯夸他们帅就可以了

2673
02:08:22,500 --> 02:08:23,900
你看你看你看

2674
02:08:23,900 --> 02:08:26,000
主播这胯真帅吧

2675
02:08:26,466 --> 02:08:27,366
这出错的什么

2676
02:08:27,366 --> 02:08:29,666
就是一个动画片一个小动画讲

2677
02:08:29,666 --> 02:08:32,633
这些小动物在那个他们的社会里面

2678
02:08:33,233 --> 02:08:34,866
呃通过除草啊

2679
02:08:34,866 --> 02:08:38,499
打工啊然后过自己的快乐生活

2680
02:08:38,700 --> 02:08:41,100
然后世界上也有一些他们的天敌

2681
02:08:41,233 --> 02:08:42,299
就是那种怪物

2682
02:08:42,300 --> 02:08:43,633
可能会把他们吃掉

2683
02:08:43,900 --> 02:08:46,033
就是这样的一个一个世界观

2684
02:08:46,700 --> 02:08:49,100
比较简单的一个世界观啊

2685
02:09:02,266 --> 02:09:03,666
挺沙雕的

2686
02:09:03,900 --> 02:09:04,966
就还比较

2687
02:09:06,900 --> 02:09:09,800
能说是很有那种日式风格吧

2688
02:09:09,800 --> 02:09:11,966
在生活中非常非常微小的地方

2689
02:09:11,966 --> 02:09:14,033
可能你平时都不会注意到的地方

2690
02:09:14,500 --> 02:09:16,666
去感受幸福的那种风格

2691
02:09:17,033 --> 02:09:19,999
就比如说主角那个蓝色的小猫

2692
02:09:20,166 --> 02:09:21,433
然后跟他的好朋友

2693
02:09:21,433 --> 02:09:22,633
白色的小仓鼠

2694
02:09:22,633 --> 02:09:24,399
他们两个人分一包泡面

2695
02:09:24,566 --> 02:09:26,033
吃起来都会特别开心

2696
02:09:26,033 --> 02:09:26,799
特别可爱

2697
02:09:26,800 --> 02:09:28,033
但我们现实里面

2698
02:09:28,966 --> 02:09:30,433
谁一吃一包泡面

2699
02:09:30,433 --> 02:09:31,966
然后大家都会说的真惨

2700
02:09:31,966 --> 02:09:33,233
连饭都没得吃

2701
02:09:35,800 --> 02:09:40,400
就是把感受幸福的那种一直降低的话

2702
02:09:40,400 --> 02:09:41,633
就觉得生活里面

2703
02:09:41,633 --> 02:09:43,799
好像又处处都是美好的

2704
02:09:44,400 --> 02:09:47,600
只是说大家互相比较的时候

2705
02:09:49,566 --> 02:09:52,033
这种不值一提的微不足道的小事

2706
02:09:52,033 --> 02:09:53,166
已经进入了那种

2707
02:09:53,166 --> 02:09:55,066
没有办法给你带来任何幸福

2708
02:09:55,066 --> 02:09:56,966
任何刺激的领域和范畴

2709
02:09:57,466 --> 02:09:59,099
其实他们过得真的不好

2710
02:09:59,100 --> 02:10:00,633
但是他们都挺幸福的

2711
02:10:02,900 --> 02:10:05,233
完了主播不是天天吃泡面

2712
02:10:05,233 --> 02:10:06,599
那我吃到好吃的泡面

2713
02:10:06,600 --> 02:10:08,166
我也会觉得挺幸福的

2714
02:10:08,633 --> 02:10:10,766
因为有些泡面真难吃啊

2715
02:10:10,966 --> 02:10:11,766
哦

2716
02:10:12,700 --> 02:10:14,600
自我麻痹的幸福感

2717
02:10:15,400 --> 02:10:16,400
嗯

2718
02:10:16,433 --> 02:10:17,799
只能说在他们的世界里

2719
02:10:17,800 --> 02:10:19,566
他们是真心实意的幸福的

2720
02:10:19,566 --> 02:10:21,499
但如果说就在现实里面

2721
02:10:21,500 --> 02:10:23,433
你会因为这种小事情啊

2722
02:10:23,433 --> 02:10:24,866
我跟朋友出去玩了

2723
02:10:24,866 --> 02:10:26,066
或者去朋友家留宿了

2724
02:10:26,066 --> 02:10:27,066
这么这么开心

2725
02:10:27,066 --> 02:10:28,199
这么活泼的话

2726
02:10:28,266 --> 02:10:30,233
就会有像葫芦这样的评价的

2727
02:10:32,833 --> 02:10:35,899
说很多时候确实是开心和快乐都是

2728
02:10:35,900 --> 02:10:37,833
没有对比就没有伤害吧

2729
02:10:39,300 --> 02:10:42,900
有对比的情况下才会有这种感觉

2730
02:10:44,633 --> 02:10:47,233
猫猫猫咪怎么评价沈一米啊

2731
02:10:47,233 --> 02:10:49,066
最新发的视频我没看到

2732
02:10:49,066 --> 02:10:50,199
我现在是主播

2733
02:10:50,200 --> 02:10:51,666
不是大家的群友

2734
02:10:53,866 --> 02:10:56,499
向下的自由同义词警告

2735
02:10:59,200 --> 02:11:03,400
向下的自由这个词就很

2736
02:11:04,566 --> 02:11:07,499
我其实不是很喜欢这个词啊

2737
02:11:08,433 --> 02:11:11,399
因为确实没人规定一定要向上

2738
02:11:11,400 --> 02:11:12,233
有些时候吧

2739
02:11:12,233 --> 02:11:13,566
这个词被用作一些

2740
02:11:13,566 --> 02:11:15,666
打破道德底线的地方

2741
02:11:15,966 --> 02:11:19,066
就比如说假设我现在评价什么的

2742
02:11:19,066 --> 02:11:20,633
我现在评价虚拟区

2743
02:11:20,633 --> 02:11:22,499
大家都纷纷超美丽3D

2744
02:11:22,500 --> 02:11:23,666
甚至超美丽3D

2745
02:11:24,366 --> 02:11:26,199
然后去进行一些擦边

2746
02:11:26,200 --> 02:11:27,566
然后边上再摆个皮套啊

2747
02:11:27,566 --> 02:11:30,099
我认为这是什么虚拟区的一种

2748
02:11:31,200 --> 02:11:32,900
一种不太好的情况

2749
02:11:32,900 --> 02:11:34,966
有人就会说这是一种向下的自由

2750
02:11:34,966 --> 02:11:35,833
那这个宇宙中

2751
02:11:35,833 --> 02:11:37,833
向下的自由就是不太好的

2752
02:11:38,566 --> 02:11:41,166
但是上或者下的这个标准和定义

2753
02:11:41,166 --> 02:11:43,066
到底是谁来确定的呢

2754
02:11:43,200 --> 02:11:44,866
假设有人跟你说对吧

2755
02:11:44,866 --> 02:11:46,499
比如你现在呃

2756
02:11:46,500 --> 02:11:48,500
工资有个七八千每个月

2757
02:11:48,500 --> 02:11:49,833
你觉得很开心

2758
02:11:49,900 --> 02:11:52,100
然后你觉得现在这份工作

2759
02:11:52,300 --> 02:11:54,566
生活可以兼顾

2760
02:11:54,566 --> 02:11:56,099
然后你的身体也很好

2761
02:11:56,100 --> 02:11:57,400
就没有什么压力

2762
02:11:57,500 --> 02:11:59,766
你的话过得也很高兴很幸福

2763
02:11:59,766 --> 02:12:02,466
但是就会有那种月薪三五万的人说

2764
02:12:02,466 --> 02:12:03,833
你这样太堕落了

2765
02:12:03,833 --> 02:12:05,566
你应该学学这个学学那个

2766
02:12:05,566 --> 02:12:06,599
考考这个考考那个

2767
02:12:06,600 --> 02:12:08,200
你应该跟我一样去投资

2768
02:12:08,300 --> 02:12:09,600
然后我们创业做生意

2769
02:12:09,600 --> 02:12:10,100
否则的话

2770
02:12:10,100 --> 02:12:11,400
你就是在向下

2771
02:12:11,600 --> 02:12:12,766
你就是向下的自由

2772
02:12:12,766 --> 02:12:14,699
你到了三四十岁你会后悔的

2773
02:12:14,833 --> 02:12:16,799
那么谁来定义这种向下

2774
02:12:16,800 --> 02:12:18,600
到底是什么样的向下呢

2775
02:12:18,700 --> 02:12:20,200
我觉得道德上面的

2776
02:12:20,200 --> 02:12:23,433
这种不断的打破底线

2777
02:12:23,433 --> 02:12:24,566
以前我们认为middle

2778
02:12:24,566 --> 02:12:25,433
middle party上

2779
02:12:25,433 --> 02:12:28,033
就是就是非常非常出格的了

2780
02:12:28,033 --> 02:12:29,299
然后到后面直播漏

2781
02:12:29,300 --> 02:12:30,233
黄黑网站漏

2782
02:12:30,233 --> 02:12:31,233
批战又是很出

2783
02:12:31,233 --> 02:12:32,033
格的了

2784
02:12:32,100 --> 02:12:36,066
到后面主播和这个这个种族4连

2785
02:12:36,066 --> 02:12:37,599
收一个手机啊

2786
02:12:37,600 --> 02:12:38,766
礼物啊之类的

2787
02:12:38,800 --> 02:12:40,100
这又是很出格的了

2788
02:12:40,100 --> 02:12:42,066
但是在我活动的时候呢

2789
02:12:42,166 --> 02:12:43,966
其实已经出现了很多v

2790
02:12:44,066 --> 02:12:47,799
就是可以直接在公开的几百人群聊

2791
02:12:47,800 --> 02:12:51,066
或在直播里面就很不避讳的说

2792
02:12:51,066 --> 02:12:52,499
收了种多的

2793
02:12:52,500 --> 02:12:54,466
什么奢侈品包包啊

2794
02:12:54,466 --> 02:12:56,666
然后或者说是奢侈品衣服啊之类的

2795
02:12:56,666 --> 02:12:57,999
这种很开心

2796
02:12:58,000 --> 02:12:59,033
谢谢谢谢

2797
02:12:59,366 --> 02:13:01,633
你说这种算是向下的自由吗

2798
02:13:01,633 --> 02:13:03,233
是不是一种体现

2799
02:13:03,233 --> 02:13:05,433
逐渐的被打破的情况呢

2800
02:13:05,433 --> 02:13:05,799
到现在

2801
02:13:05,800 --> 02:13:08,166
大家看到这种类型的新闻都麻了

2802
02:13:08,166 --> 02:13:10,066
就会有觉得果然如此

2803
02:13:10,100 --> 02:13:11,166
看个人看的

2804
02:13:12,966 --> 02:13:14,266
现在直接露脸

2805
02:13:14,366 --> 02:13:16,866
然后反而风向变成了露脸的

2806
02:13:16,866 --> 02:13:17,899
或者是露身体的

2807
02:13:17,900 --> 02:13:19,366
主播不敢露的呢

2808
02:13:19,366 --> 02:13:21,366
就是长相有问题

2809
02:13:21,366 --> 02:13:23,566
但是我从来没有说过我长得好看啊

2810
02:13:23,800 --> 02:13:25,366
但是就算我长得好看

2811
02:13:25,366 --> 02:13:28,999
我也是不不打算露的那一派啊

2812
02:13:29,166 --> 02:13:30,633
只能说是这种感觉

2813
02:13:32,400 --> 02:13:34,433
这是抓住了市场痛点

2814
02:13:34,433 --> 02:13:35,799
用差分作为抓手的

2815
02:13:35,800 --> 02:13:37,800
人的市场是无下限的

2816
02:13:37,800 --> 02:13:40,066
市场的需求一般来说

2817
02:13:40,066 --> 02:13:41,466
它跟道德标准的话

2818
02:13:41,466 --> 02:13:42,666
它是不冲突的

2819
02:13:42,666 --> 02:13:43,966
市场可以需求

2820
02:13:44,033 --> 02:13:46,233
我也可以认为它不符合道德标准

2821
02:13:46,233 --> 02:13:47,033
因为

2822
02:13:48,266 --> 02:13:50,399
他这个市场的受众不是我

2823
02:13:50,500 --> 02:13:53,600
我就可以说他不符合道德标准

2824
02:13:55,100 --> 02:13:57,833
但是如果说符合了道德标准的那些

2825
02:13:57,833 --> 02:13:59,499
就是一边看一边骂的

2826
02:13:59,500 --> 02:14:02,033
那我觉得也没什么好说的是吧

2827
02:14:02,100 --> 02:14:02,900
嗯

2828
02:14:03,466 --> 02:14:04,466
你被搭讪了

2829
02:14:04,466 --> 02:14:05,466
可以自信了

2830
02:14:05,466 --> 02:14:06,566
我宁愿不要吧

2831
02:14:06,566 --> 02:14:07,666
有点恶心了

2832
02:14:10,800 --> 02:14:12,166
为什么这种自信

2833
02:14:12,166 --> 02:14:14,966
要从别人搭讪我上面来给啊

2834
02:14:14,966 --> 02:14:18,033
走到街上没有人问我多大了

2835
02:14:18,033 --> 02:14:19,366
几岁了在哪上学

2836
02:14:19,366 --> 02:14:20,399
妹妹读过书吗

2837
02:14:20,400 --> 02:14:21,400
吃过什么药

2838
02:14:21,833 --> 02:14:25,033
没有人问我这个我就不能自信

2839
02:14:25,033 --> 02:14:27,166
因为走在街上按照某些

2840
02:14:27,166 --> 02:14:28,366
人的标准来说

2841
02:14:28,433 --> 02:14:32,699
没有被搭讪的人就是颜值有问题的人

2842
02:14:32,866 --> 02:14:33,966
就是有个理论嘛

2843
02:14:33,966 --> 02:14:36,399
从小如果没有很多很多的人

2844
02:14:36,500 --> 02:14:39,833
然后就不问不问是非

2845
02:14:39,833 --> 02:14:41,066
黑白的给你付出

2846
02:14:41,066 --> 02:14:42,399
然后狂热的追求你

2847
02:14:42,400 --> 02:14:43,666
那么你一定要反思一下

2848
02:14:43,666 --> 02:14:45,666
你的脸是不是长得有问题

2849
02:14:45,666 --> 02:14:48,166
我为什么要被这种事情定义啊

2850
02:14:48,166 --> 02:14:50,266
这都不是说被搭讪

2851
02:14:50,266 --> 02:14:51,766
难道是一种荣幸吗

2852
02:14:51,766 --> 02:14:53,799
我觉得给我带来了很大的困扰

2853
02:14:54,800 --> 02:14:57,266
因为好看就是以外在评价为主

2854
02:14:57,266 --> 02:14:58,233
好看与否

2855
02:14:58,233 --> 02:15:00,799
并不是一个人最重要的构成部分啊

2856
02:15:02,433 --> 02:15:03,999
我认为起码对我来说

2857
02:15:04,000 --> 02:15:07,700
好看与否只排在对待这个人很后面

2858
02:15:07,700 --> 02:15:09,633
很后面的一个部分

2859
02:15:10,000 --> 02:15:12,100
主播从小到大的好朋友

2860
02:15:12,100 --> 02:15:14,900
没有几个是世俗意义上好看的

2861
02:15:15,666 --> 02:15:18,066
但是我认为他们都是很好的

2862
02:15:18,066 --> 02:15:19,599
很容易相处的

2863
02:15:19,700 --> 02:15:22,366
然后并且就是性格上面善良

2864
02:15:22,366 --> 02:15:23,766
幽默大方的

2865
02:15:23,766 --> 02:15:26,033
我不是说好看的人就没有这些特质

2866
02:15:26,433 --> 02:15:27,966
只是说很多时候

2867
02:15:27,966 --> 02:15:28,966
不好看的人

2868
02:15:28,966 --> 02:15:30,299
会不会因会被认为

2869
02:15:30,300 --> 02:15:32,766
连这些特质都都没有

2870
02:15:32,800 --> 02:15:34,000
或者干脆来说

2871
02:15:34,000 --> 02:15:35,500
不好看的人的这些特质

2872
02:15:35,500 --> 02:15:37,266
会被认为是没有意义的

2873
02:15:37,400 --> 02:15:39,666
只有好看的人的幽默才是幽默

2874
02:15:39,833 --> 02:15:42,666
不好看的人的幽默就是嘴贫嘴欠

2875
02:15:43,100 --> 02:15:44,600
好看的人善解人意

2876
02:15:44,600 --> 02:15:46,900
那是人家自上而下兼容你

2877
02:15:46,900 --> 02:15:49,366
不好看人善解人意是给人当舔狗

2878
02:15:49,366 --> 02:15:53,766
我是觉得这样去划分三六九等

2879
02:15:53,766 --> 02:15:56,066
以一种先天无法改变的情况

2880
02:15:56,066 --> 02:15:57,233
划分人的三六九等

2881
02:15:57,233 --> 02:15:59,566
是非常非常低俗的行为

2882
02:15:59,900 --> 02:16:01,766
但是仅代表我自己啊

2883
02:16:03,400 --> 02:16:04,600
不代表别人

2884
02:16:05,100 --> 02:16:06,600
也不AoE别人

2885
02:16:09,666 --> 02:16:10,866
不是没有标准

2886
02:16:10,866 --> 02:16:12,466
是道德比较之后吧

2887
02:16:12,466 --> 02:16:13,299
声线回来了

2888
02:16:13,300 --> 02:16:14,266
还说鼻塞

2889
02:16:14,266 --> 02:16:15,599
应该是鼻塞了

2890
02:16:15,700 --> 02:16:17,700
昨天洗完澡好像有点冷

2891
02:16:20,666 --> 02:16:22,499
主播好坏和大伙背地里

2892
02:16:22,500 --> 02:16:24,066
说朋友们不好看

2893
02:16:24,633 --> 02:16:26,833
我觉得这是一种客观事实

2894
02:16:26,833 --> 02:16:30,099
就是现在网上对于好看的定义

2895
02:16:30,100 --> 02:16:33,366
已经到了非常严重的一个程度了

2896
02:16:34,566 --> 02:16:36,899
就是假设说在女生里面

2897
02:16:36,900 --> 02:16:38,766
如果我们用女生最多的平台

2898
02:16:38,766 --> 02:16:40,666
小红书的标准去评价的话

2899
02:16:41,433 --> 02:16:43,499
我觉得非常漂亮的女生

2900
02:16:43,500 --> 02:16:46,566
在小红书上面经常会被认为呃

2901
02:16:46,900 --> 02:16:47,966
p图过度

2902
02:16:48,200 --> 02:16:49,633
然后颅顶太低

2903
02:16:49,866 --> 02:16:51,299
呃塌肩膀

2904
02:16:51,566 --> 02:16:55,499
然后甚至说还有什么屁股太塌陷啊

2905
02:16:55,800 --> 02:16:57,100
胯骨太宽啊

2906
02:16:57,166 --> 02:16:58,399
甚至膝盖外翻

2907
02:16:58,400 --> 02:16:59,666
这种种种种种的

2908
02:16:59,666 --> 02:17:01,399
就是因为人追求好看

2909
02:17:01,400 --> 02:17:02,700
是没有一个上限的

2910
02:17:02,700 --> 02:17:03,566
哪怕是明星

2911
02:17:03,566 --> 02:17:05,499
也经常会被说这里不够好看

2912
02:17:05,500 --> 02:17:06,233
那里不够好看

2913
02:17:06,233 --> 02:17:07,433
你太残了

2914
02:17:07,433 --> 02:17:09,366
这张脸一点弧度都没有

2915
02:17:09,500 --> 02:17:12,000
呃只能说在这个标准上评价

2916
02:17:12,000 --> 02:17:14,366
是永远都没有一个尽头的

2917
02:17:14,633 --> 02:17:15,433
对

2918
02:17:17,000 --> 02:17:20,433
搭讪的目的是有空间感的拓展社交

2919
02:17:20,800 --> 02:17:23,266
而不是去展现自己的魅力

2920
02:17:23,266 --> 02:17:25,966
或者要求别人把魅力展现给你

2921
02:17:32,766 --> 02:17:35,699
这可能不是我第一次被搭讪

2922
02:17:36,566 --> 02:17:38,566
好像是第二次来加拿大之后

2923
02:17:38,566 --> 02:17:39,833
第二次我想起来了

2924
02:17:39,833 --> 02:17:41,099
我那个时候

2925
02:17:41,100 --> 02:17:44,066
我之前买买那个家具的时候

2926
02:17:44,066 --> 02:17:48,199
有一个人把他的那个椅子

2927
02:17:48,200 --> 02:17:50,233
卖给我之后

2928
02:17:51,800 --> 02:17:54,433
然后他给我送到我家门口

2929
02:17:55,033 --> 02:17:56,833
然后我把钱给他了之后

2930
02:17:56,833 --> 02:18:01,833
他说问我要不要去一起玩剧本杀

2931
02:18:03,466 --> 02:18:05,499
然后说他们比较缺人

2932
02:18:05,566 --> 02:18:08,099
因为那个那个时候在放假嘛

2933
02:18:08,100 --> 02:18:10,066
然后这边就凑不齐局

2934
02:18:10,633 --> 02:18:16,266
我当时觉得这种就是说一下你在干嘛

2935
02:18:16,266 --> 02:18:18,599
你想认识我做什么

2936
02:18:18,600 --> 02:18:21,900
或者是你想跟我一起去干点啥事

2937
02:18:22,033 --> 02:18:23,099
就这种搭讪

2938
02:18:23,100 --> 02:18:24,500
我觉得呃

2939
02:18:24,500 --> 02:18:27,466
虽然我没有答应或者怎么样

2940
02:18:27,466 --> 02:18:30,033
但第一我不会觉得这是我魅力的体现

2941
02:18:30,033 --> 02:18:32,799
因为确实就是缺人很正常

2942
02:18:33,400 --> 02:18:35,233
然后第二就是他

2943
02:18:35,233 --> 02:18:36,666
也没有说很冒犯的

2944
02:18:36,666 --> 02:18:39,799
上来什么都不说然后就问我一些问题

2945
02:18:39,800 --> 02:18:43,666
我觉得就挺正常正常到我已经忘记了

2946
02:18:44,300 --> 02:18:46,366
但是昨天我碰到的那种情况

2947
02:18:46,366 --> 02:18:49,299
就在公交车上面在这边窃窃私语

2948
02:18:49,300 --> 02:18:51,300
然后一会笑一下没事看一眼

2949
02:18:51,300 --> 02:18:53,000
看完之后哎

2950
02:18:54,266 --> 02:18:55,566
还在上大学吗

2951
02:18:55,566 --> 02:18:56,466
今年多大了

2952
02:18:56,466 --> 02:18:58,499
我觉得这样很很没有礼貌哎

2953
02:18:59,500 --> 02:19:00,766
就很冒犯哎

2954
02:19:03,400 --> 02:19:05,700
艺人听到组局第一感觉应该是狂喜

2955
02:19:05,700 --> 02:19:08,300
没有呀我没有觉得就是他

2956
02:19:08,400 --> 02:19:11,766
他邀请我去组局不太好

2957
02:19:11,800 --> 02:19:13,500
我觉得挺好的呀

2958
02:19:16,166 --> 02:19:17,633
这种是长辈问的问题

2959
02:19:17,633 --> 02:19:19,266
就很很让人不舒服啊

2960
02:19:19,266 --> 02:19:20,066
你知道吧

2961
02:19:22,300 --> 02:19:25,566
我觉得他那要求我组织的那个那个人

2962
02:19:25,566 --> 02:19:26,999
他还挺好的

2963
02:19:27,233 --> 02:19:30,633
因为他说话就是看起来也也挺和善

2964
02:19:31,366 --> 02:19:32,666
虽然最后没组成

2965
02:19:32,666 --> 02:19:35,899
因为忙着搬家然后就错过了

2966
02:19:36,066 --> 02:19:36,866
嗯

2967
02:19:40,400 --> 02:19:42,600
有没有可能是酸所以挑毛病

2968
02:19:42,600 --> 02:19:46,433
由上往下就是几美毫米哈哈哈

2969
02:19:49,200 --> 02:19:51,366
有空间感的拓展社交

2970
02:19:51,366 --> 02:19:52,299
我记得了

2971
02:19:52,300 --> 02:19:53,866
这个电影我记得了

2972
02:19:54,300 --> 02:19:54,700
确实

2973
02:19:54,700 --> 02:19:57,666
对于这方面我的知识其实不太多吧

2974
02:19:58,266 --> 02:20:00,866
这种搭讪在漫展上是要被打的

2975
02:20:00,866 --> 02:20:02,833
所以我室友觉得我很傻

2976
02:20:03,266 --> 02:20:06,833
说我怎么既没发火也没反问回去

2977
02:20:06,833 --> 02:20:08,833
然后反而还老老实实的回答

2978
02:20:08,833 --> 02:20:10,266
人家是在上学

2979
02:20:12,666 --> 02:20:14,899
我当时也觉得不太对

2980
02:20:14,900 --> 02:20:18,666
但是就就就嘴都说出去了

2981
02:20:18,666 --> 02:20:20,366
然后我就傻傻的

2982
02:20:23,500 --> 02:20:24,966
猪逼爸爸这这

2983
02:20:24,966 --> 02:20:26,233
下次长记性了

2984
02:20:26,233 --> 02:20:28,199
人人生总要傻两次的嘛

2985
02:20:28,200 --> 02:20:31,000
后面后面就好了后面就好了

2986
02:20:31,000 --> 02:20:32,766
嗯嘿嘿嘿

2987
02:20:37,100 --> 02:20:38,900
好看的下面都骂

2988
02:20:39,466 --> 02:20:40,033
也没有吧

2989
02:20:40,033 --> 02:20:42,566
我感觉他们骂的最多的还是那种

2990
02:20:42,566 --> 02:20:43,666
那种什么呀

2991
02:20:44,033 --> 02:20:47,833
人家说大家我青春期总是长痘啊

2992
02:20:47,833 --> 02:20:49,466
我这个黑头怎么去不掉

2993
02:20:49,466 --> 02:20:51,033
或者说大家看一下

2994
02:20:51,033 --> 02:20:53,233
我有什么改造的办法吗

2995
02:20:53,300 --> 02:20:55,433
我感觉我现在的气质特别不好

2996
02:20:55,433 --> 02:20:57,666
然后这个楼主本人也挺中肯的

2997
02:20:57,666 --> 02:20:59,199
就是确实呃

2998
02:20:59,200 --> 02:21:02,066
相对来说有一些可以改进的地方

2999
02:21:02,066 --> 02:21:03,599
然后下面的人呢

3000
02:21:03,700 --> 02:21:05,100
呃一部分给他建议

3001
02:21:05,100 --> 02:21:06,700
还有一部分就是

3002
02:21:07,166 --> 02:21:10,233
发自己的那种高清精修照

3003
02:21:10,233 --> 02:21:12,066
在下面哎

3004
02:21:12,166 --> 02:21:13,099
真犯愁呢

3005
02:21:13,100 --> 02:21:15,066
我也跟你有一样的困扰

3006
02:21:15,766 --> 02:21:17,999
感觉我自己也好不好看呢

3007
02:21:18,100 --> 02:21:19,600
这楼主真的是

3008
02:21:19,800 --> 02:21:23,100
诚心诚意的求教大家怎么化妆什么的

3009
02:21:23,100 --> 02:21:25,633
因为他就发的就是正面的那种

3010
02:21:26,400 --> 02:21:27,900
正面的那种素颜照

3011
02:21:27,900 --> 02:21:29,166
原相机的嘛

3012
02:21:29,433 --> 02:21:32,199
然后说下面就会有人在这边啊

3013
02:21:32,200 --> 02:21:33,900
我也感觉好不好看呢

3014
02:21:33,900 --> 02:21:35,833
最近好烦恼啊

3015
02:21:35,900 --> 02:21:39,966
真是的然后这种人下面他是最没有

3016
02:21:39,966 --> 02:21:41,466
没有父也没有母的

3017
02:21:41,466 --> 02:21:43,299
这种人下面全是骂他的

3018
02:21:43,300 --> 02:21:44,500
集美你说的真对

3019
02:21:44,500 --> 02:21:46,000
你底子可真差呀

3020
02:21:46,000 --> 02:21:47,666
不如楼主一根头发

3021
02:21:47,900 --> 02:21:48,566
就是这种

3022
02:21:48,566 --> 02:21:49,366
你知道吧

3023
02:21:50,100 --> 02:21:51,066
多半都是凡尔赛

3024
02:21:51,066 --> 02:21:54,099
对啊还有那种就是单亲妈妈

3025
02:21:54,100 --> 02:21:56,366
记录自己带孩子的生活

3026
02:21:56,366 --> 02:21:59,066
然后每天特别努力

3027
02:21:59,066 --> 02:22:01,566
打完工之后回家给孩子做三餐

3028
02:22:01,566 --> 02:22:03,299
看着都挺营养的

3029
02:22:03,400 --> 02:22:05,466
就会有人在那种两个素菜

3030
02:22:05,466 --> 02:22:07,166
两碗饭那种图下面说

3031
02:22:07,433 --> 02:22:09,699
哎呀今天家里面又做好吃的

3032
02:22:09,700 --> 02:22:11,866
真讨厌人家都吃腻了

3033
02:22:12,066 --> 02:22:15,899
配那种就是8个冷盘8个肉菜的那种

3034
02:22:15,900 --> 02:22:16,266
那种

3035
02:22:16,266 --> 02:22:18,833
图上就我真不知道这些人怎么想的

3036
02:22:18,833 --> 02:22:20,899
你是不是有毛病啊脑子

3037
02:22:22,666 --> 02:22:24,766
主播小红书与十级

3038
02:22:24,766 --> 02:22:28,866
总有一些人在不该自我主张的地方

3039
02:22:29,266 --> 02:22:32,666
非常放肆的想要去秀自己的幸福

3040
02:22:32,800 --> 02:22:36,066
而真正的去吃米其林三星的餐厅的

3041
02:22:36,066 --> 02:22:37,833
这种这种贴纸下面

3042
02:22:37,833 --> 02:22:40,099
又又从来都不见他们的身影

3043
02:22:40,300 --> 02:22:43,466
非常享受一种低劣的啊

3044
02:22:43,466 --> 02:22:45,399
从上而下我比你优越

3045
02:22:45,400 --> 02:22:46,466
我要俯视你

3046
02:22:46,466 --> 02:22:48,466
然后还他自以为自己很

3047
02:22:48,466 --> 02:22:50,433
有道德装着自己没俯视

3048
02:22:50,433 --> 02:22:53,166
哎呀跟大家分享这是我的生活吗

3049
02:22:53,166 --> 02:22:54,266
你生活个屁

3050
02:22:54,266 --> 02:22:56,999
你的生活真恶心

3051
02:22:59,466 --> 02:23:00,266
是的呀

3052
02:23:00,666 --> 02:23:04,033
你非要从比你苦难的人身上找优越感

3053
02:23:04,033 --> 02:23:07,866
那就怪不得比你等级高的人来鄙视你

3054
02:23:07,866 --> 02:23:10,566
到时候别来哭天抹泪的说啊

3055
02:23:10,566 --> 02:23:11,833
被人家看不起了

3056
02:23:11,833 --> 02:23:12,799
你应得的

3057
02:23:12,800 --> 02:23:13,800
这是你活该

3058
02:23:18,766 --> 02:23:19,699
我真觉得这种人

3059
02:23:19,700 --> 02:23:21,866
真是一点同理心都没有啊

3060
02:23:22,433 --> 02:23:24,299
有时候上个榜真挺无助的

3061
02:23:24,300 --> 02:23:25,800
被这种人创死了

3062
02:23:25,800 --> 02:23:27,666
简直是恶心

3063
02:23:28,466 --> 02:23:30,499
谢谢Siri

3064
02:23:30,500 --> 02:23:34,766
海拉呦口的灯牌啊

3065
02:23:35,566 --> 02:23:36,699
好长的名字

3066
02:23:36,700 --> 02:23:37,566
哈哈

3067
02:23:38,200 --> 02:23:40,233
还好吧其实是因为那种

3068
02:23:40,433 --> 02:23:41,299
怎么说呢

3069
02:23:41,300 --> 02:23:44,266
在网络上被人关注有两种可能性

3070
02:23:44,266 --> 02:23:47,999
一种就是你这个人内容特别优秀

3071
02:23:48,000 --> 02:23:49,433
你的专业水平

3072
02:23:49,433 --> 02:23:52,266
你想讲的事情比其他人好太多了

3073
02:23:52,766 --> 02:23:54,833
大家不关注别人就关注你

3074
02:23:54,833 --> 02:23:56,433
这种人肯定是少数嘛

3075
02:23:56,433 --> 02:23:58,366
因为优秀是相对而言的

3076
02:23:58,600 --> 02:24:01,600
以前大家都不知道的事情的时候呢

3077
02:24:01,833 --> 02:24:03,666
就你会有一些信息差

3078
02:24:03,666 --> 02:24:05,399
现在很多信息差都没了

3079
02:24:05,400 --> 02:24:07,200
那你可能就没那么优秀了

3080
02:24:07,200 --> 02:24:09,466
变得优秀的那个标准就越来越难

3081
02:24:09,800 --> 02:24:11,700
还有一种就是过分的

3082
02:24:11,700 --> 02:24:12,366
过于的

3083
02:24:12,366 --> 02:24:15,433
不符合大部分人的伦理道德观啊

3084
02:24:15,900 --> 02:24:18,866
就过分的去打破大家的认知

3085
02:24:18,866 --> 02:24:20,966
大家就忍不住点进来骂你两句

3086
02:24:20,966 --> 02:24:21,766
而后者呢

3087
02:24:21,766 --> 02:24:23,199
又是非常轻松的

3088
02:24:23,200 --> 02:24:25,833
就是所谓的又回到了这个向下的自由

3089
02:24:26,000 --> 02:24:27,300
向上是艰难的

3090
02:24:27,300 --> 02:24:29,300
但向下做博人眼球的

3091
02:24:29,300 --> 02:24:32,000
这种没有底线的事情啊

3092
02:24:32,000 --> 02:24:35,266
让大家想要骂你那是很简单的

3093
02:24:35,266 --> 02:24:38,466
所以流量流量的这种时代

3094
02:24:38,466 --> 02:24:40,866
大家都都会去干这些事情啊

3095
02:24:42,200 --> 02:24:43,966
主播还是在网上像个人

3096
02:24:43,966 --> 02:24:45,633
在线下是个猪鼻

3097
02:24:45,633 --> 02:24:47,633
哈哈哈

3098
02:24:47,700 --> 02:24:49,466
也也也也

3099
02:24:49,466 --> 02:24:50,433
挺好的嘛

3100
02:24:50,433 --> 02:24:51,699
虽然有点笨吧

3101
02:24:51,700 --> 02:24:53,866
但是很多很

3102
02:24:53,866 --> 02:24:56,833
多我身边的人其实都挺照顾我的

3103
02:25:01,100 --> 02:25:04,033
他们才是擅长从生活中发现幸福的人

3104
02:25:04,033 --> 02:25:06,199
从别人的苦难里获得幸福的人

3105
02:25:06,200 --> 02:25:08,200
有一个帅一个都是恶心的人

3106
02:25:08,200 --> 02:25:09,900
他们不配获得幸福啊

3107
02:25:10,666 --> 02:25:12,299
内心永远是空虚的

3108
02:25:15,900 --> 02:25:17,900
主播需要一个加班的台阶

3109
02:25:18,000 --> 02:25:19,400
哎呦怎么这样

3110
02:25:19,400 --> 02:25:21,033
现在董哥就招人烦

3111
02:25:21,033 --> 02:25:23,266
对不起我就是你的赛博

3112
02:25:23,266 --> 02:25:24,799
互联网董哥朋友

3113
02:25:24,800 --> 02:25:26,866
使命万岁哈哈哈

3114
02:25:28,833 --> 02:25:29,866
收入5,000加

3115
02:25:29,866 --> 02:25:32,233
打败全国百分之九十的人了

3116
02:25:32,233 --> 02:25:35,299
主要就是大学生的比例

3117
02:25:35,300 --> 02:25:37,200
也才百分之八九

3118
02:25:38,700 --> 02:25:40,266
要看在哪吧

3119
02:25:40,866 --> 02:25:42,899
声音最大的那一批人

3120
02:25:43,166 --> 02:25:44,266
多多少少

3121
02:25:45,766 --> 02:25:49,666
都是比较脱离现实生活中

3122
02:25:49,666 --> 02:25:51,266
我们真正能接触到的

3123
02:25:52,166 --> 02:25:53,466
当然对不起

3124
02:25:53,500 --> 02:25:54,966
哈哈哈

3125
02:25:54,966 --> 02:25:56,499
不知道为什么老打嗝

3126
02:25:58,466 --> 02:25:59,999
有点脱离现实生活中

3127
02:26:00,000 --> 02:26:02,433
我们能接触到的事情啊

3128
02:26:03,833 --> 02:26:07,499
我看这三线小城市一个月赚四五千块

3129
02:26:07,500 --> 02:26:09,833
然后房价一平方5,000的

3130
02:26:10,200 --> 02:26:12,100
过得也挺幸福的呀

3131
02:26:12,100 --> 02:26:13,866
不是所有人的追求

3132
02:26:13,900 --> 02:26:16,966
都是在大城市买个房子

3133
02:26:17,600 --> 02:26:21,366
或者说在大城市有一份CBD

3134
02:26:21,366 --> 02:26:22,833
中央的工作

3135
02:26:24,166 --> 02:26:25,233
但目前来说

3136
02:26:25,233 --> 02:26:28,266
就是拥有着后一种生活的人

3137
02:26:28,266 --> 02:26:29,033
很多时候

3138
02:26:29,033 --> 02:26:31,966
会很优越的去审判前一种人啊

3139
02:26:32,066 --> 02:26:34,799
觉得前一种人是不求上进的人

3140
02:26:35,200 --> 02:26:39,033
就还是摆脱不了那种傲慢感吧

3141
02:26:42,000 --> 02:26:43,633
网络上人人没工作

3142
02:26:43,633 --> 02:26:44,566
人人赚不到钱

3143
02:26:44,566 --> 02:26:45,633
我怎么感觉网络上

3144
02:26:45,633 --> 02:26:47,899
人人都有好多好多钱啊

3145
02:26:47,900 --> 02:26:50,766
哈哈年收入100万

3146
02:26:50,833 --> 02:26:55,466
才好意思在小红书上面说两句话啊

3147
02:26:55,900 --> 02:26:57,600
你不天天坐飞机出差

3148
02:26:57,600 --> 02:26:59,866
都不好意思在知乎回答呢

3149
02:27:00,766 --> 02:27:01,999
认知范围外的人

3150
02:27:02,000 --> 02:27:04,166
你打不打败其实无所谓

3151
02:27:04,366 --> 02:27:05,866
那倒也是吧

3152
02:27:06,600 --> 02:27:07,966
我发一个图

3153
02:27:07,966 --> 02:27:09,066
大家都可爱可爱

3154
02:27:09,066 --> 02:27:10,033
好看好看

3155
02:27:10,033 --> 02:27:12,066
董哥过来咔咔两个红圈

3156
02:27:12,066 --> 02:27:13,066
你看这个构图

3157
02:27:13,066 --> 02:27:13,833
这个人群比例

3158
02:27:13,833 --> 02:27:15,166
真不行不如擦一擦

3159
02:27:15,833 --> 02:27:17,966
这一般我都会回答四个字

3160
02:27:17,966 --> 02:27:19,099
问你了吗

3161
02:27:21,300 --> 02:27:22,000
问你了吗

3162
02:27:22,000 --> 02:27:23,200
你是谁啊

3163
02:27:23,566 --> 02:27:26,033
主播教教穷哥们怎么骗大米的

3164
02:27:26,033 --> 02:27:28,399
我要是会的话我还会坐在这

3165
02:27:30,100 --> 02:27:31,033
我学这个专业

3166
02:27:31,033 --> 02:27:33,833
最会骗米的人可不是坐在这的呀

3167
02:27:34,200 --> 02:27:35,633
有米我还能不上镜

3168
02:27:35,633 --> 02:27:37,966
能不能先把你的30级小白鼠摘了

3169
02:27:37,966 --> 02:27:39,266
我看着眼睛疼

3170
02:27:39,633 --> 02:27:42,033
你怎么跟传单一发一个样子啊

3171
02:27:42,033 --> 02:27:44,099
戴人家30多级的牌子

3172
02:27:44,266 --> 02:27:46,033
在这边跟主播说掏不起一个

3173
02:27:46,033 --> 02:27:49,499
舰长你哪怕用心骗骗我是不是

3174
02:27:51,766 --> 02:27:53,899
不能用心骗骗我啊

3175
02:27:54,833 --> 02:27:56,199
我也挺会骗的

3176
02:27:56,200 --> 02:27:57,566
我要是挺会骗的

3177
02:27:57,566 --> 02:28:00,699
我会到现在都没有到130斤吗

3178
02:28:02,433 --> 02:28:03,433
怎么会呢

3179
02:28:05,400 --> 02:28:07,466
主播要求已经很低了吧

3180
02:28:07,766 --> 02:28:09,999
你用心骗骗我就行了

3181
02:28:13,200 --> 02:28:15,066
行了大家下播了

3182
02:28:15,466 --> 02:28:16,266
嗯

3183
02:28:16,366 --> 02:28:17,266
不要玩了

3184
02:28:26,600 --> 02:28:28,266
行了我知道了

3185
02:28:29,066 --> 02:28:30,366
说话都哑了

3186
02:28:30,366 --> 02:28:31,799
啊真的吗

3187
02:28:31,966 --> 02:28:32,766
好吧

3188
02:28:33,466 --> 02:28:34,666
嘿嘿好吧

3189
02:28:40,066 --> 02:28:41,766
够130要配140

3190
02:28:41,766 --> 02:28:46,099
没有我们2023年就130件

3191
02:28:46,100 --> 02:28:48,066
三个体重就是我的目标

3192
02:28:48,066 --> 02:28:50,566
实现了就开开心心一直播

3193
02:28:50,566 --> 02:28:51,366
哈哈哈

3194
02:28:52,266 --> 02:28:53,066
好了好了

3195
02:28:53,466 --> 02:28:54,233
坚持一个

3196
02:28:54,233 --> 02:28:56,633
提不掉就是你这次出来之后的坚持

3197
02:28:56,633 --> 02:28:57,699
发错直播间了

3198
02:28:57,700 --> 02:28:59,466
发你那个提督直播间去

3199
02:29:00,300 --> 02:29:01,166
发错直播间了

3200
02:29:01,166 --> 02:29:02,799
你在我这发他又看不到

3201
02:29:07,900 --> 02:29:09,300
没有好贵呀

3202
02:29:11,800 --> 02:29:13,100
130斤30体重

3203
02:29:13,100 --> 02:29:14,766
10种蹲是吧做梦呢

3204
02:29:16,866 --> 02:29:17,999
去人家那发去

3205
02:29:18,000 --> 02:29:20,033
在在我就给人家表忠心

3206
02:29:20,033 --> 02:29:21,499
你想让我怎么评价你

3207
02:29:21,500 --> 02:29:23,233
我祝你们幸福啊

3208
02:29:24,166 --> 02:29:25,499
行了拜拜

3209
02:29:30,100 --> 02:29:31,300
没有歌放

3210
02:29:35,833 --> 02:29:37,899
唱首我最爱的飞行艇吧

3211
02:29:38,033 --> 02:29:39,033
拜拜大家

3212
02:29:44,566 --> 02:29:47,966
哎听飞行艇都听不清原版

3213
02:29:48,033 --> 02:29:50,033
真是的

3214
02:29:50,033 --> 02:29:50,833
拜拜

3215
02:29:56,266 --> 02:29:58,166
这还要加重

3216
02:30:03,233 --> 02:30:04,866
发现幸福了

3217
02:30:11,300 --> 02:30:12,100
哇

3218
02:30:14,300 --> 02:30:15,800
这地方怎么没有一双袜袜

3219
02:30:23,266 --> 02:30:25,099
哇哦哦

3220
02:30:25,100 --> 02:30:26,033
说这是什么

3221
02:30:26,033 --> 02:30:27,266
对不起记错多了

3222
02:30:27,266 --> 02:30:28,066
哈哈

3223
02:30:31,833 --> 02:30:33,433
na na

3224
02:30:37,833 --> 02:30:38,633
na

3225
02:30:42,300 --> 02:30:43,100
na

3226
02:30:45,166 --> 02:30:45,966
na

3227
02:30:48,100 --> 02:30:48,900
na

3228
02:30:53,400 --> 02:30:55,400
下班也得干活了

3229
02:30:55,400 --> 02:30:57,300
给我自己聊清醒了

3230
02:30:58,466 --> 02:31:00,233
下班也得干活了

3231
02:31:12,466 --> 02:31:14,633
拜拜的明天

3232
02:31:24,366 --> 02:31:26,233
明天我们放假呀

3233
02:31:27,233 --> 02:31:29,366
我应该外出堆雪人的

3234
02:31:29,366 --> 02:31:31,099
我问问是我出不出去玩

3235
02:31:32,033 --> 02:31:33,066
不出去玩的话

3236
02:31:33,066 --> 02:31:35,299
明天我把那个今天的测试

3237
02:31:35,300 --> 02:31:37,666
或者是答应大家的打击补上

3238
02:31:40,400 --> 02:31:42,000
就出去玩的话就没了

3239
02:31:42,000 --> 02:31:43,466
就不不用等我

3240
02:31:44,900 --> 02:31:46,633
明天早上会说有没有的

3241
02:31:59,300 --> 02:32:00,300
今天没做

3242
02:32:00,300 --> 02:32:01,800
今天太困了

3243
02:32:02,800 --> 02:32:05,233
快快做出点奇怪的东

3244
02:32:13,100 --> 02:32:14,633
明天吃好吃的

3245
02:32:14,633 --> 02:32:15,833
你会拍给我的

3246
02:32:15,833 --> 02:32:17,766
不给我吃一律视为没吃啊

3247
02:32:17,766 --> 02:32:19,066
一律视为p图

3248
02:32:20,633 --> 02:32:22,399
晚安晚安

3249
02:32:22,400 --> 02:32:23,566
天生本色

3250
02:32:24,466 --> 02:32:27,599
直播间能换背景了我能吗

3251
02:32:28,066 --> 02:32:31,833
you look to lose it you know you lose it yeah yeah

3252
02:32:32,600 --> 02:32:33,900
童话里更多些

3253
02:32:35,400 --> 02:32:37,466
带着雨露和泻降高

3254
02:32:37,466 --> 02:32:39,499
我愉快的爱

3255
02:32:49,200 --> 02:32:50,766
能的话我看看

3256
02:32:53,900 --> 02:32:56,000
又要单独约一张图了

3257
02:32:56,166 --> 02:32:57,299
好麻烦哦

3258
02:32:59,466 --> 02:33:02,799
每次跟人家说越搞的事情我都很难

3259
02:33:03,066 --> 02:33:05,099
婆娑喇窝头皮麻瓜da

3260
02:33:05,566 --> 02:33:07,033
热闹战要喊死

3261
02:33:07,033 --> 02:33:11,199
热闹战要喊死yeah come on KOB and逃避natz

3262
02:33:11,633 --> 02:33:13,966
狂一大热浓烈也好

3263
02:33:19,500 --> 02:33:20,300
直

3264
02:33:22,633 --> 02:33:23,899
播间背景坏了

3265
02:33:23,900 --> 02:33:25,000
我也觉得

3266
02:33:26,966 --> 02:33:28,066
得单独找人

3267
02:33:28,066 --> 02:33:30,899
约一个适合直播间背景的图

3268
02:33:34,100 --> 02:33:35,300
放心放心

3269
02:33:35,833 --> 02:33:37,399
该花花该省省

3270
02:33:37,466 --> 02:33:39,899
该还信用卡还信用卡

3271
02:33:40,500 --> 02:33:41,866
哈哈

3272
02:33:42,033 --> 02:33:45,166
谢谢大家昨天在那个爱发店

3273
02:33:46,400 --> 02:33:48,800
给主播的支持

3274
02:33:49,300 --> 02:33:50,200
真的真的好

3275
02:33:50,200 --> 02:33:51,000
谢谢

3276
02:33:51,966 --> 02:33:53,966
嘿谢谢雨天

3277
02:33:54,166 --> 02:33:56,066
谢谢小唐老师

3278
02:33:56,200 --> 02:33:59,000
谢谢不知名的情况

3279
02:33:59,433 --> 02:34:01,066
这个背景烟能申请吗

3280
02:34:01,066 --> 02:34:02,299
我应该可以吧

3281
02:34:02,366 --> 02:34:04,566
我记得5万粉就可以了啊

3282
02:34:04,566 --> 02:34:05,833
10万粉就可以吗

3283
02:34:07,900 --> 02:34:08,600
等等一下

3284
02:34:08,600 --> 02:34:09,366
我搜一下

3285
02:34:09,366 --> 02:34:10,566
我竟然看到过

3286
02:34:10,900 --> 02:34:11,700
嗯

3287
02:34:17,166 --> 02:34:19,566
那我们下个目标就是申请一下

3288
02:34:19,566 --> 02:34:21,199
申请到这个背景呗

3289
02:34:21,300 --> 02:34:23,100
那好像也没什么办法

3290
02:34:25,366 --> 02:34:27,233
需要流水吧我记得

3291
02:34:33,066 --> 02:34:34,366
流水过三万

3292
02:34:37,066 --> 02:34:38,433
不是家人们

3293
02:34:38,433 --> 02:34:39,699
我没工会

3294
02:34:39,833 --> 02:34:41,199
流水过3万

3295
02:34:47,300 --> 02:34:49,866
我们这个月不一定能过啊

3296
02:34:52,600 --> 02:34:54,466
我下个月更过不了了呀

3297
02:34:54,466 --> 02:34:55,699
这个月要都过不了

3298
02:34:55,700 --> 02:34:56,666
复活都过不了

3299
02:34:56,666 --> 02:34:58,366
下个月去哪过呀

3300
02:35:01,066 --> 02:35:03,366
不是也没差很多吧

3301
02:35:04,000 --> 02:35:05,666
差1/3不到

3302
02:35:07,600 --> 02:35:08,666
我能申请

3303
02:35:08,666 --> 02:35:09,833
我看了一下

3304
02:35:10,300 --> 02:35:11,833
但是但是差了

3305
02:35:13,233 --> 02:35:15,099
差了六七千

3306
02:35:15,600 --> 02:35:17,900
我以前的流水不给深的

3307
02:35:22,000 --> 02:35:23,100
能行吗

3308
02:35:28,766 --> 02:35:29,766
差六七千

3309
02:35:38,033 --> 02:35:39,899
7,000 七千整

3310
02:35:47,766 --> 02:35:52,866
赌一把那要这个月能换的话就找人

3311
02:35:52,866 --> 02:35:55,066
那什么明天的假还能休吗

3312
02:35:55,066 --> 02:35:56,399
我不休了他

3313
02:35:56,400 --> 02:35:57,966
他也不一定上去啊

3314
02:35:57,966 --> 02:36:01,766
咱们现在每天我跟大家交个10点

3315
02:36:02,166 --> 02:36:05,766
这这流水也凑不够1K的

3316
02:36:05,833 --> 02:36:08,699
我每天都播的话我看一下

3317
02:36:09,566 --> 02:36:11,233
2九三十三一

3318
02:36:11,233 --> 02:36:13,566
也就那三天

3319
02:36:19,500 --> 02:36:21,000
看看看情况吧

3320
02:36:21,000 --> 02:36:22,066
最后再说吧

3321
02:36:22,066 --> 02:36:23,666
想想跨年怎么搞

3322
02:36:29,833 --> 02:36:31,233
天三场你要不

3323
02:36:31,233 --> 02:36:33,199
还是要我命吧

3324
02:36:33,233 --> 02:36:35,499
骗几个老板抽盲盒就够了

3325
02:36:36,766 --> 02:36:39,066
打开盲盒都不是我骗的

3326
02:36:39,066 --> 02:36:42,299
大家都是开着开着就开始开了

3327
02:36:42,800 --> 02:36:44,433
但是大家开着开着不开

3328
02:36:44,433 --> 02:36:46,833
我好像也没有什么好办法

3329
02:36:48,000 --> 02:36:49,066
好啦好啦

3330
02:36:49,066 --> 02:36:50,066
那先下播了

3331
02:36:50,066 --> 02:36:52,099
我下播再研究研究这个事啊

3332
02:36:54,400 --> 02:36:57,866
谢谢7027的新月盲盒的情书啊

3333
02:36:57,866 --> 02:36:58,999
感谢支持

3334
02:36:59,266 --> 02:37:00,566
你猜怎么骗老板

3335
02:37:00,566 --> 02:37:02,033
真忘了真忘了

3336
02:37:03,300 --> 02:37:05,066
看一下我把那个写到

3337
02:37:05,266 --> 02:37:08,466
写到那个标记的代办文件里面去

3338
02:37:08,666 --> 02:37:09,466
怕忘记

3339
02:37:15,200 --> 02:37:19,566
早播放周末新春盲盒的礼物

3340
02:37:19,566 --> 02:37:23,399
还有3万月流水

3341
02:37:25,700 --> 02:37:26,666
情背景

3342
02:37:31,166 --> 02:37:32,666
好了拜拜大家