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黑暗里谁还不睡

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黑色的心情和斗篷假面

3
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黑夜的黑不是最黑

4
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而在于贪婪找不到底线

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脚下是卑微的街

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我孤独站在城市天际线

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别问我恶类或善类

8
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我只是渴望飞的不如雷

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善恶的分界

10
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不是对立面

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而是每个人那最后纯洁的防线

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都逃不过考验

13
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有没有一种改变

14
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有没有一次淬炼

15
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拯救了世界就像英雄电影情节

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有没有宇宙信念

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有没有一句誓言

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呼唤黎明的出现

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耶耶耶耶

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呼唤黎明的出现

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耶耶耶耶

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呼they mean it to share

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为什么抓光了贼

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多年来更没目击过抢匪

25
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而贫穷还是像潮水

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淹没于人们生存的尊严

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文明在巅峰某天

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人们好功夫传出坏洞穴

29
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那最近再也看不见

30
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都躲在法律和交易后面

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善恶的分界

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不怕难分辨

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只怕每个人都关上双耳和双眼

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都害怕去改变

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有

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没有一种改变

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有没有一次壮烈结局的完美

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就像英雄电影阴晴天有没

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有一种信念

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有没有一句誓言

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呼唤黎明的出现

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耶耶耶

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呼唤黎

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哎

45
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怎么你们都是金字啊

46
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奇怪呀

47
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今天就我直播间所有人都是金字啊

48
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你们的名字都特别帅

49
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就好像一个月打了100个w一样

50
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有多大在变

51
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剪断断线的从前

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英雄电影情节

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历史和小丑构建

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名代喝彩传千元

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善良和罪恶妥协

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越来越大的企业

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越来学校的公园

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越来越深的画面

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英雄电影情节

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面具下的人是谁

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或者说不管是谁

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都无法全身而退耶耶

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都无法全身而退

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the praise

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yeah yeah yeah yeah

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oh my children of praise

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去年唱这首歌的时候

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还特别特别的不行

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哈哈哈今天嗓子哑了

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具体为什么哑了

71
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我要我要跟大家解释一下

72
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当我们都走上街当我们怀抱信念

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当我们亲身扮演英雄电影情节

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你就是一种信念你就是一句誓言

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哦世界正当你出现yeah

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世界正当你出现yeah哦耶

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耶

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这个呀还有来头

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其实是有的

80
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他是多种的

81
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这个情况叠加在一起

82
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导致你们看的清这个大母鸡吗

83
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我需要改一下吗

84
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大家大家能看得清吗

85
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看不清的话我把它调一下尺寸

86
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我操爹哈哈

87
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这首歌也是我很早期的时候学会的

88
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因为当时他们都说

89
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那个世界正等你出现

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耶耶他听起来像鸳鸯

91
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天啊后面后面

92
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哈喽小甜你来正好错过唱歌啊

93
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你自己大拇指修好了

94
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不是我要给你们看

95
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宽度改小

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拉大一点

97
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OK没问题

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嗯别急

99
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当我们都走上街

100
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当我们怀抱信念

101
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当我们亲身扮演

102
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英雄电影情节

103
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这么说的话我喜欢这个

104
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是吧是吧

105
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也是因为他们这么说我觉得有道理

106
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然后我才喜欢的这首歌

107
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怎么样怎么样

108
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好好坏好吗

109
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不行我一定要给你们看一下

110
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就今天这个这个这个弹幕机

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张灯结彩的

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我都不知道他啥意思

113
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你们能不能看见

114
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我给你们看一下这大母鸡啊

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它真的张灯结彩的

116
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所有人都是金的

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特别特别喜庆

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你们等那个什么等有人进来的时候啊

119
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啊好的好的啊

120
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不好不好

121
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挺好的挺好的

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给你们看一下

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刚刚开播那个时候

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给我都看傻了

125
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你们看所有人的名字都是金色的

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我以为你们你们背着主播去什么地方

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7年打了一大堆大米呢

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后来我发现不是啊

129
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你看21级的耶耶人啊

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全都是金色的

131
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还有这个又要等级好像不是很高的

132
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大家呀全都全都是金色的

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很奇怪

134
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你看天津威亚也是也是金色的

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然后白色这个进入直播间是白色

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白色也是金色的啊

137
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见长 21级也是金色

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大家都是金色的

139
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今天真真挺那什么的

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哈哈

141
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今天真挺炫彩的吧

142
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啊怎么回事啊

143
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高能是吧

144
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对啊为什么你们好像都挺高能的

145
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基本最近有消费的号都带颜色啊

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我记得以前这种

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这种金色不是一个月要打很多很多钱

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然后他才会给你吗

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怎么现在

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怎么现在现在这么广泛发放啊

151
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哈

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嗨早上好

153
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早上好大家

154
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大家听我

155
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那个什么

156
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我我我今天的嗓子状态怎么样啊

157
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我今天说话像踩在棉花上一样飘飘的

158
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消费降级了吧

159
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我感觉可能也是

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不知道啊

161
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第一次见

162
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但是你不是金色哎

163
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风决定蒲公英方向

164
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你进来的时候是白色的

165
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我不知道为什么

166
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哈哈哈

167
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啊像没睡醒

168
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真的吗又有了这种被窝或者感觉

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你们可能注意到了什么

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还是喜欢这种慵懒感

171
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那那那也行吧

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哈哈哈那也行吧

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你们不觉得不好进就行啊好吗

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弹幕再往右拖一点

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高度再改小一点

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往右拖一点

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肉

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肉肉

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哦

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你是不是有强迫症啊

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可乐买家是不是有强迫症

182
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这样对了吗

183
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哼

184
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可让你比较独特

185
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你是白色嘛

186
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你是白色也过你是折

187
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接下来新年限时对吧

188
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2894962上线体验金色

189
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金色进场

190
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怎么改的

191
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怎么看完比赛破防了吗

192
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看比赛已经是很后面的事情了

193
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本来就是

194
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昨天不是准备玩那个直播吗

195
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天

196
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准备完直播下播之后太累了睡着了

197
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不知道哪有人跨年逆着时差播完

198
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然后晚上还想有点安排的时候

199
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下午能不睡觉呢

200
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就大家都能理解

201
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起来了之后就正好是

202
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呃 6点来钟啊

203
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我跟我室友想着去吃个烧烤吧

204
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:07,566
结果想着去一家中式烧烤店

205
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,666
爆满全都满人了

206
00:10:10,666 --> 00:10:12,799
我们到那边时候是快7点

207
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,966
7点来钟吧

208
00:10:14,100 --> 00:10:15,866
还是8点来钟

209
00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:18,966
高度值再小一点上下留点空

210
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,766
好吧好吧喂

211
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,200
这个喂什么狗哇

212
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可是好多人都在都在刷

213
00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:29,699
OK OK

214
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别别

215
00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:33,666
不要在主播直播间提狼队无敌的问题

216
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啊怎么会破防呢

217
00:10:34,666 --> 00:10:35,899
把你禁言啊

218
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哎

219
00:10:38,866 --> 00:10:40,533
别的店都关了吧

220
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也没关啊

221
00:10:41,500 --> 00:10:42,600
他们都做生意

222
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只是都爆满

223
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你知道吧

224
00:10:44,700 --> 00:10:48,200
哈哈他们真的都爆满

225
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,133
我真的都无语了

226
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,266
我们进那家店本来看

227
00:10:52,266 --> 00:10:54,333
那个桌子没坐满啊

228
00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:57,499
然后但是没有人来接待我们啊

229
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也没有人来问我们一下

230
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我想这个跨年吗

231
00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:03,499
这个自助服务就自助服务吧

232
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,266
之后我们走到前台

233
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,966
前台说你们想吃点什么

234
00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,166
你们想加单吗

235
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,566
我们已经关门了

236
00:11:13,566 --> 00:11:15,333
我说哎你们

237
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:16,966
你们在那个谷歌地图

238
00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:19,333
上面不是写你们11点半才关门吗

239
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,766
他说今天人实在太多了

240
00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:23,466
爆满你知道吗

241
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:24,866
你知不知道什么叫爆满

242
00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:27,099
我们后厨啊

243
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,766
准备了三五天的食材

244
00:11:28,766 --> 00:11:29,966
今天全卖光了

245
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,599
然后我说你们

246
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:34,933
你们今天店要是不开的话

247
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呃我室友就尝试跟他跟我说

248
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,000
你们店要是不开的话

249
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,766
我们能不能点点东西

250
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,499
打包带走回家吃啊

251
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,600
他说食材都卖光了

252
00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:47,066
你要点烤串的话咱一个都没有

253
00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:49,199
你要吃炒菜的话

254
00:11:50,266 --> 00:11:53,099
我去后厨看看还有什么菜能给你炒

255
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,966
炒两块然后我说那算了吧

256
00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,733
这昨天还特别特别冷

257
00:11:59,966 --> 00:12:02,399
你们知道我昨天就还蛮冷的

258
00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,800
还有点下小雨的那种感觉

259
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:09,133
结果我们我跟我室友我们俩都没打伞

260
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:10,599
就在这个街头漫步

261
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:11,700
非常茫然啊

262
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,700
不知道去去哪干点啥

263
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,566
我室友指着路边的那个Pope说

264
00:12:16,566 --> 00:12:18,099
不行咱俩就吃这个吧

265
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,133
我说不行

266
00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:21,166
跨年我们一定要找点东西吃

267
00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:22,366
哈哈

268
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:26,733
我们一定要找点像个人样的东西吃啊

269
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:30,399
最后钻进了一家很小很小的韩餐厅

270
00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,766
也不是很小吧

271
00:12:32,766 --> 00:12:36,733
就只能说那家店一共有8张桌子

272
00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:39,899
我们那个桌子是最靠近门

273
00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:43,966
他也最最边角的一个

274
00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:47,299
一个桌子就边角到啥程度呢

275
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:48,499
这家店

276
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:52,600
跨年的唯一的一个女的服务员小姐姐

277
00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:55,566
从来都不往我们这边来

278
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,199
无论是加水还是

279
00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,266
添菜还是什么

280
00:12:58,266 --> 00:13:01,066
就是没有往我们这边来的时候

281
00:13:01,066 --> 00:13:04,133
我们进店他把我们安排到这坐下

282
00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:05,699
然后到我们点上单

283
00:13:05,866 --> 00:13:07,199
过了15分钟

284
00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:08,366
这15分钟呢

285
00:13:08,366 --> 00:13:10,533
他人也没停下来也没闲着

286
00:13:10,566 --> 00:13:12,766
他就是不会往我们的方向看一眼

287
00:13:12,766 --> 00:13:14,933
这么这么尴尬啊

288
00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:17,099
我又不好意思去举手

289
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,366
又不好意思站起来

290
00:13:18,366 --> 00:13:20,766
去去叫人家

291
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,966
又感觉是不是有点太没礼貌

292
00:13:22,966 --> 00:13:24,399
有点太粗鲁了

293
00:13:24,733 --> 00:13:26,799
因为我始终都记得啊

294
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,533
乐乐过生日的时候

295
00:13:28,533 --> 00:13:31,299
我们室友一起出去吃饭

296
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,933
然后加上幺鸡

297
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,299
我们一起出去吃饭那个时候

298
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,333
然后我脑袋一抽

299
00:13:38,766 --> 00:13:40,133
当时吃的是西餐啊

300
00:13:40,133 --> 00:13:41,099
脑袋一抽

301
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,733
我想我想怎么来着

302
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:47,999
我是想加一个叉子还是想要点纸巾啊

303
00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:48,933
然后脑子一抽

304
00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,099
把手举起来

305
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:53,766
然后然后就是像老老师提问我

306
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,133
我要回答问题一样

307
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,333
我就把手举起来了

308
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,699
哈哈哈

309
00:13:57,700 --> 00:14:00,133
接下来想要示意人家看一眼我

310
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:01,599
就幺鸡赶快答了一下

311
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:01,866
我说

312
00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:04,733
你这样超级超级没礼貌你知不知道啊

313
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,000
对不起我不是故意的

314
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,266
那边收服务费吗

315
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:11,799
收啊收啊

316
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,300
我室友还给了15%的小费

317
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,800
哎呦天呐

318
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,133
都是中国人吗

319
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:26,799
没有吧应该亚洲人比较多

320
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,333
毕竟是中式烧烤店

321
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,733
感觉中式烧烤店很多外国人

322
00:14:30,733 --> 00:14:32,066
不太感兴趣

323
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:35,366
主要中式烧烤店真好吃的那些东西吧

324
00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:36,733
或多或少都有点

325
00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:38,933
动物身上犄角旮旯的意思

326
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,866
感觉是这种样子

327
00:14:41,533 --> 00:14:42,733
之后没吃泡面

328
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:45,333
我们吃的那个韩餐饿

329
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:50,533
可是看你之前弄的乌冬面

330
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:52,166
还挺好吃的样子

331
00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,066
对啊

332
00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:57,299
主要是跨年出去吃饭呢

333
00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:00,066
主打吃一个气氛你懂吗

334
00:15:01,366 --> 00:15:03,666
真的就是主打一个气氛

335
00:15:03,766 --> 00:15:06,199
我去雨天的剧场真炫酷啊

336
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,166
自己在家里面

337
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,533
坐就感觉不是那个味啊

338
00:15:11,566 --> 00:15:13,999
一坐到人家那个桌子上

339
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,733
享受人家聪明几静的

340
00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:17,766
这个也不是说服务吧

341
00:15:18,066 --> 00:15:19,799
享受他这个摆盘

342
00:15:19,866 --> 00:15:22,799
也是就餐体验很重要的一部分啊

343
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,966
哈哈我去

344
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,666
谢谢雨天

345
00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:30,266
来主播

346
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:33,133
美颜蜜儿的直播间续费了7度啊

347
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,799
今天才陪伴主播第518天

348
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,200
真能陪伴啊

349
00:15:37,700 --> 00:15:38,766
我操天

350
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,599
真多假多

351
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,000
太好了家人们

352
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,166
主播主播

353
00:15:48,266 --> 00:15:49,866
主播的心腹大患

354
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,999
终于完成了 130.3个题目了

355
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:55,400
终于不会点进直播间的时候

356
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,166
被人说爱主播

357
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,366
主播对吧

358
00:15:58,533 --> 00:15:59,933
曾经的这个对吧

359
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:01,999
不是以太子为代表的

360
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000
呃呃大家说主播主播

361
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,700
你曾经这上面三个帽子都是红的

362
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,666
怎么现在三个紫的都送不起了

363
00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:13,199
真丢人真丢人啊啊

364
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,066
好开心

365
00:16:14,733 --> 00:16:17,166
2小时的这个是多年哈哈

366
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,866
这下主播

367
00:16:19,866 --> 00:16:22,399
主播主播开心的像个傻孩子了

368
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,800
二小时内连送两个这个套

369
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,666
好开心耶

370
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,933
主播有用吗

371
00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:30,266
什么时候拿下

372
00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:32,899
是要额外加一场

373
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:35,466
还是说嗯

374
00:16:36,933 --> 00:16:39,333
在现有的某一场里面

375
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:43,066
指定一场去加几张图呢

376
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,466
我得研究研究啊嗯

377
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,500
还有就是能把它画成表情吗

378
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,500
就是把那个

379
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:54,533
那个后面的人物ID高斯模糊一下

380
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:57,799
因为感觉有点侵犯大家的姓名权了

381
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,266
虽然我知道这张图背后的人

382
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:02,866
可能有一些会说我没意见

383
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,566
而没有继续再看主播的人呢

384
00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:09,199
他也应该不会表达自己的意见

385
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,100
哈哈

386
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,166
因为因为过了好久了

387
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,299
就不知道这张图里面的大家

388
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,333
有没有再继续看

389
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:16,866
寡人

390
00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:19,499
介不介意被绵绵啊灌到直播间里面

391
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,600
我还是呃我怎么嘴歪

392
00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:23,099
呃对不起大家

393
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:24,333
暴露了哈哈

394
00:17:25,366 --> 00:17:28,666
爆了米安米亚非常非常开心就是要

395
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,800
啊

396
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:35,566
啊对不

397
00:17:35,566 --> 00:17:37,766
起啊我今天太冷了

398
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,299
晚上好先生说我今天太冷了

399
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,533
穿了个外套来

400
00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:43,133
怎么感觉天咔啦咔啦的

401
00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,666
就是我那个什么呀

402
00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:47,066
呃水随便挑一天

403
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,266
北美时间的晚上的

404
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:50,499
原定的直播

405
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:51,666
北美时间的晚上

406
00:17:51,666 --> 00:17:54,366
美西还是每周可以有

407
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:57,066
我们每周有一天是摇摆的

408
00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:58,666
比如说今这周

409
00:17:58,866 --> 00:18:00,966
大家参阅周表的时候

410
00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:03,133
可以看我每周的动态置顶

411
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,933
这周的周表比上周多写了一点东西啊

412
00:18:06,933 --> 00:18:08,999
因为我发现这个东西要顶一周的

413
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,766
置顶的话可能需要多介绍一些

414
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:13,199
比如说见长礼物啊

415
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:14,733
哇担心单人啊

416
00:18:14,866 --> 00:18:16,799
或者说肯定会单人啊

417
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,200
之类的一些问题啊

418
00:18:18,366 --> 00:18:24,366
今天这周的摇摆日是1月5号啊或者是

419
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:26,900
北美时间晚上

420
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,300
这周排表怎么全是晚上啊

421
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:32,733
啊那就只能摇到那个什么了

422
00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:34,766
那只能摇到5号左右了

423
00:18:34,766 --> 00:18:37,266
如果最近的时间的话是5号啊

424
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:39,799
然后下周

425
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:44,600
就是从六号一直到十二号左右

426
00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:47,199
主包的排表会相对比较少

427
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:50,333
因为就是快要开学了嘛

428
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,933
会有一些事情在

429
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:53,533
所以如果可以的话

430
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:57,499
美西美西美呃

431
00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:00,699
美西的晚上

432
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:04,600
是国内的几点啊

433
00:19:12,566 --> 00:19:14,466
还真是你6号回学校

434
00:19:14,466 --> 00:19:16,133
对啊哈哈

435
00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:18,999
梅西的晚上是国内几几点嘞

436
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:23,533
我的时间减3个小时

437
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:27,499
国内的中午左右

438
00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:29,933
那是后半夜

439
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,566
呃后半夜后半夜

440
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,766
是我室友要睡觉的情况下该怎么办呢

441
00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:48,733
这个这个这个这个在在在在

442
00:19:48,733 --> 00:19:50,999
等主播算明白一下吧

443
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,133
因为我室友的话

444
00:19:52,133 --> 00:19:55,499
他晚上12点半就是江大

445
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,200
晚上12点半就睡觉

446
00:19:57,866 --> 00:20:00,366
要如果说国内中午12点左右的话

447
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,466
好像还是有点晚

448
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:06,133
有点早有有点晚哦

449
00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:10,666
晚上晚上7点也算是晚上吗

450
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:14,866
如果是

451
00:20:17,066 --> 00:20:18,499
国内的早上

452
00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:22,000
也可以哦那就是

453
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:29,366
比如说我这边的话晚上10点开始播

454
00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:32,133
雨天那边是晚上7点

455
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:35,966
早场真复活嘛

456
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,200
只是这周的排表恰好没排早场

457
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,600
主要是

458
00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:51,899
贝贝哥丸毁灭了我的大部分早场

459
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,666
我开始我在想怎么样去称呼他

460
00:20:54,933 --> 00:20:56,699
就是这个贝贝哥丸

461
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,333
因为要保证我在被子里

462
00:21:01,733 --> 00:21:03,299
要保证我在被子里

463
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:05,466
你们可能呢也在被子里

464
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,500
这周恰好切割早场

465
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,666
哈哈哈不是吧

466
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:14,199
因为大家说要把早场放到周六周日啊

467
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,600
我很听劝

468
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:18,766
我本来想排一天周六一天周日的

469
00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:19,799
但是我觉得

470
00:21:19,933 --> 00:21:21,133
就假如说

471
00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:25,166
周六的晚上去播了这个贝贝哥晚

472
00:21:25,533 --> 00:21:29,333
晚上10点半我可以在被子里睡觉

473
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,700
你也可以在被子里听

474
00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,566
我们都很有参与感

475
00:21:34,100 --> 00:21:35,466
但是说什么呢

476
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:35,933
但是

477
00:21:35,933 --> 00:21:40,399
如果说就是刚刚播完一个贝贝歌晚

478
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,766
第二天早上又起来播杂杂早早

479
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:47,166
那对于我来说就是12个小时之内

480
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,199
我要连播4个小时

481
00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:51,099
那如果说这样的话

482
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,600
你都可以去学校去申请学术考虑

483
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,933
让你把这个考试环考了

484
00:21:56,866 --> 00:21:59,466
有点太太太高强度了

485
00:21:59,466 --> 00:22:01,666
而且怕我脑子还没反应过来呢

486
00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:02,899
又继续播了

487
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,366
这一天就不知道该干嘛了

488
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,066
所以说就考虑了一下

489
00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:08,333
因为存在这个

490
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,900
存在这个贝贝哥玩的问题

491
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:13,800
本来应该是

492
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,333
周六早上播

493
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:17,999
然后周日早上再播了

494
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,766
结果就换成了周六晚上

495
00:22:19,766 --> 00:22:20,799
周日再晚上

496
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,933
哈哈哈谢周表也是一门哲学啊

497
00:22:24,933 --> 00:22:27,766
要考虑起码三个时区的啊

498
00:22:27,766 --> 00:22:29,199
美东美西

499
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,766
然后是国内

500
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,299
然后还有英国那边啊

501
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,100
对欧洲那个时间

502
00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:39,266
务必让大家全部都那个什么呀

503
00:22:39,266 --> 00:22:41,466
什么是加拿大的圣约翰吗

504
00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:42,866
圣约翰是个时区吧

505
00:22:42,866 --> 00:22:43,933
它不是圣

506
00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:45,266
约翰这个地方啊

507
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:51,699
其实加拿大主要的时差

508
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,933
就温哥华和多伦多

509
00:22:54,466 --> 00:22:56,399
这两个地方

510
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,800
所代表的时差一般也是

511
00:22:58,933 --> 00:23:02,899
呃在加拿大中国人会待的片区啊

512
00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,066
然后我们直播间还有坏苹果

513
00:23:06,066 --> 00:23:08,799
比那个多伦多这边

514
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,200
还要再晚一个小时

515
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,900
对大概是这样的

516
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,933
国际化哈哈哈

517
00:23:15,933 --> 00:23:16,933
那没办法

518
00:23:16,933 --> 00:23:20,333
没有哪个钟表能让大家同时都看到啊

519
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,400
是最适合我的办法是什么呢

520
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,333
最适合我的

521
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:27,366
目前来说是下午三四点开播

522
00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:28,499
这个时候呢

523
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,566
既没啥事

524
00:23:29,566 --> 00:23:31,899
然后我早饭吃完我又消化了

525
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,133
不会特别特别困

526
00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:35,399
什么什么什么感觉都没有啊

527
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,333
也不会怎么了也不会这个

528
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:41,499
反应不上来

529
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,166
但是我要是半夜三四点开播

530
00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:45,766
你们不是咔咔的

531
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,533
就不知道该怎么办了

532
00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:49,999
你们要攻击主播了

533
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,900
主播主播

534
00:23:50,900 --> 00:23:53,166
你知不知道我们明天还要上学

535
00:23:53,166 --> 00:23:53,933
还要上班

536
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,099
不像你一样

537
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,533
你是社会闲散人士

538
00:23:57,533 --> 00:23:58,533
哈哈哈

539
00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:02,133
你社会闲散人士不知道辛苦

540
00:24:02,133 --> 00:24:03,666
怎么会这样呢

541
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,333
嗯多伦多5个小时

542
00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,166
问个话差8个小时

543
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,100
哦是这样子

544
00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:11,800
你的魂在我直播间

545
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,266
哈哈哈

546
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:17,299
那只能你们睡觉之前

547
00:24:17,300 --> 00:24:19,266
就把那个电脑打开

548
00:24:19,266 --> 00:24:21,399
然后挂在我直播间里面了

549
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,933
没什么办法呀

550
00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:25,866
半夜三四点随机送走一批观众

551
00:24:25,866 --> 00:24:28,566
而且我现在也没有之前那么活跃了

552
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,100
也不算活跃吧

553
00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:32,266
我之前开心的时候

554
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,866
可以下地下室里面去

555
00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,000
之后半夜的时候直播

556
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,866
也不会影响到他们

557
00:24:39,066 --> 00:24:40,599
但是现在不行了

558
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,100
现在的话

559
00:24:42,366 --> 00:24:44,299
哎呦一墙之隔

560
00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:45,600
真一墙之隔

561
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:52,466
昨天跟那个我妈妈跨年时候

562
00:24:52,466 --> 00:24:53,499
打视频电话

563
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,600
她说能不能让我看一眼你的房间

564
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,500
你一直说好乱好乱的

565
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,500
大过年的收

566
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,700
拾了吗我说妈你别拷打我了

567
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,666
我让你看一眼这个外面好不好

568
00:25:04,066 --> 00:25:05,266
咱们看一眼客厅吧

569
00:25:05,266 --> 00:25:09,099
啊看看美丽的饭厅和客厅吧哈哈哈

570
00:25:09,566 --> 00:25:12,366
然后他说你看一下你家的构造啊

571
00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:15,200
之后从客厅就给他望那个走廊

572
00:25:15,466 --> 00:25:16,599
然后我说你看

573
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,166
这个是呃我室友的卫生间

574
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,666
这是我室友的房间

575
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,100
然后走廊尽头那扇就是我的门

576
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:24,599
我说妈呀这么近啊

577
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,533
你俩生活

578
00:25:25,533 --> 00:25:27,966
是不是互相都能听到彼此在干啥

579
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,933
我说对呀啊对呀

580
00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:33,366
那怎么办呀

581
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:34,766
哎呀没什么办法

582
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:37,533
我今天还没有跟大家问好呢

583
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,100
来来来

584
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:42,533
哎哎哎啦啦啦啦

585
00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:43,566
妈太困了

586
00:25:43,566 --> 00:25:47,333
刚才刚刚反应过来呜呜

587
00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:51,166
小猫祝你新年好

588
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,399
新年好万事通

589
00:25:54,900 --> 00:25:56,300
油天新年好

590
00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:58,299
活泼春新年好

591
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,399
普罗麻将新年好

592
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,566
是春啊元春

593
00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:04,533
我记得昨天你好像挺有意见的

594
00:26:04,533 --> 00:26:06,866
主播叫你十春不叫你元春啊

595
00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,600
元春新年好

596
00:26:09,166 --> 00:26:11,766
风决定蒲公英方向新年好

597
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,499
啊柑橘科猫猫新年好

598
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,166
共饮19 新年好

599
00:26:16,166 --> 00:26:17,766
天津新年好

600
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,799
东方祝心海新年好

601
00:26:20,866 --> 00:26:24,999
新年第一天快乐捏格外有离新年好

602
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,500
滔天新年好

603
00:26:26,733 --> 00:26:28,599
西施西施新年好

604
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,300
杜某kila新年好

605
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:32,733
哈哈沈老师新年好

606
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:36,499
嗯团年新年好

607
00:26:37,100 --> 00:26:39,600
新年好我给你讲新年好

608
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:43,933
你撒开呃新年好哎

609
00:26:46,466 --> 00:26:47,499
心碎咖啡

610
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,500
心碎金鱼

611
00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:49,866
你们是情侣ID吗

612
00:26:49,866 --> 00:26:51,699
好久没见你们了小咖啡

613
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,100
夏琳新年好

614
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,466
饭团新年好

615
00:27:00,466 --> 00:27:01,866
狼宝新年好

616
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,866
贝拉新年好

617
00:27:03,866 --> 00:27:05,566
如此慵懒新年好

618
00:27:06,366 --> 00:27:08,299
啦啦啦睡仔新年好

619
00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:10,566
零零零肖琳新年好

620
00:27:11,666 --> 00:27:13,299
金七新年好

621
00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:19,366
居住过共宠仙仙喵新年好

622
00:27:19,366 --> 00:27:21,899
某不具名必带用户新年好

623
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:23,100
葫芦新年好

624
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:26,000
尤里纳旭新年好嗯

625
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,933
7新年好

626
00:27:30,466 --> 00:27:31,933
祥祥新年好

627
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:36,200
好

628
00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:38,500
艾瑞斯特

629
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,733
新年好哦

630
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,000
新年好我红包呢

631
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,100
这不是我来给大家拜年吗

632
00:27:46,100 --> 00:27:47,400
我红包呢

633
00:27:48,866 --> 00:27:50,333
爹新年好

634
00:27:50,466 --> 00:27:53,599
未来的一年祝您恭喜发财

635
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:54,933
事业顺利

636
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,466
虽然不知道爹为什么还在上学

637
00:27:57,566 --> 00:27:58,699
学业有成

638
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,866
步步高升啊

639
00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:02,733
这个明年一年

640
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,533
在您的弟弟生涯中

641
00:28:05,866 --> 00:28:07,966
度过相对顺利的一生

642
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,866
哈哈哈爹

643
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,933
爹哈哈哈

644
00:28:15,733 --> 00:28:18,766
谢谢奥利奥七喜的幸运盲盒的情书啊

645
00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:20,533
超级超级的对劲啊

646
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:22,366
对对对对对

647
00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:26,933
谢谢天涯的灯牌啊

648
00:28:26,933 --> 00:28:27,699
新年好音乐

649
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:28,600
晚上好晚上好

650
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,866
小咖啡扎西不利2024年好

651
00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:33,866
人色新年好

652
00:28:33,866 --> 00:28:35,099
阿信新年好

653
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,400
呜呜呜嗨

654
00:28:41,566 --> 00:28:44,299
不是就是这种时候就带着心情好

655
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:44,900
慢慢的

656
00:28:44,900 --> 00:28:48,166
是不是要被要被要被跳回复啊

657
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,466
猫猫猫咪

658
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:51,299
你能知道约稿吗

659
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,900
不会说话没有语言的艺术了

660
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,466
别说约稿的事了

661
00:28:55,466 --> 00:28:56,866
主播昨天晚上啊

662
00:28:56,866 --> 00:28:59,133
还没讲完昨天晚上的经历呢

663
00:28:59,533 --> 00:28:59,999
等等一下

664
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,000
我我我讲完之后咱们再说约稿的事了

665
00:29:03,133 --> 00:29:04,933
因为昨天跌宕起伏的经历

666
00:29:04,933 --> 00:29:06,333
也有约稿的一部分

667
00:29:06,333 --> 00:29:07,799
哈哈哈

668
00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:11,100
我跟我室友吃完那个韩餐之后

669
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,566
整好整好啊

670
00:29:12,566 --> 00:29:17,166
恰恰巧巧我们去到了那家店

671
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:18,999
步行走到的那家店

672
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,966
离最近的一个烟花燃放点就几百米

673
00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:24,666
然后整整好好

674
00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,566
我们吃完的那个时间呢

675
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:29,933
呃就离下一次燃放烟花还有8分钟

676
00:29:29,933 --> 00:29:31,666
一切都是那么完美对吧

677
00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:32,999
我们过了个马路

678
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,400
然后站在人群中央

679
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,200
正好就看到烟花在放

680
00:29:36,966 --> 00:29:38,966
然后看到一半我就跟他说

681
00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:41,366
我说这个时候我们杀软二泉

682
00:29:41,366 --> 00:29:42,666
应该想些什么呢

683
00:29:42,733 --> 00:29:45,466
感觉周围的小情侣都在接吻啊

684
00:29:45,866 --> 00:29:49,366
然后我室友说这烟花怎么这么少啊

685
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,400
我看小红书啊

686
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:58,200
什么那个英国那个那个那个哪是哪伦

687
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,000
敦吧

688
00:29:59,066 --> 00:30:02,399
英国那个伦敦放烟花还分什么蓝区

689
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,133
粉区最佳观景外

690
00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:06,699
哇人家那个烟花一大天

691
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:09,566
怎么咱们这边这个感觉看起来这么

692
00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:13,866
这么这么有点穷啊

693
00:30:13,866 --> 00:30:15,499
我说不对的

694
00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:18,666
我们二次元的不应该想这些

695
00:30:18,866 --> 00:30:22,866
他说那应该想什么呢我说呃

696
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,100
应该想的是那个升起的烟花

697
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,366
是从侧面看还是从上面看

698
00:30:29,466 --> 00:30:31,499
然后我们两个就站在这里

699
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,400
你一言我一语的唱起了那个

700
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,400
他说我又想起了一件好笑的事情

701
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,366
我说你想起来什么事情了

702
00:30:47,533 --> 00:30:50,966
他说我觉得这个烟花吧

703
00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,599
有的时候偶像剧或者动画里面

704
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,666
总是会有那种

705
00:30:54,866 --> 00:30:57,566
男主和女主有一方有一个人表白了

706
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:01,100
结果烟花飘的一下在脑袋上炸开之后

707
00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,133
他们就听不到

708
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,900
就在那边对彼此大喊

709
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,500
你刚刚刚说了啥

710
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,099
我没听清

711
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:12,700
然后另一方就会说啊it's me nine day one night

712
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:14,333
这样子然后

713
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:15,899
然后非常隐忍

714
00:31:17,733 --> 00:31:19,933
那对吧那这样

715
00:31:21,266 --> 00:31:24,366
我说这种事情肯定只会发生在日本

716
00:31:24,366 --> 00:31:26,399
那种穿和服的花火大会

717
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,133
你看我们加拿大的烟花

718
00:31:28,666 --> 00:31:32,199
我要说听不到的话那都是假的

719
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,733
除非我是聋子

720
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:35,933
他这声音太小了

721
00:31:35,933 --> 00:31:37,799
根本就盖不过说话声

722
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,166
要不然就是什么呢

723
00:31:39,366 --> 00:31:42,133
就是那种类似于我在直播间的喊话

724
00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:42,933
对吧

725
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,200
啊

726
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,466
最近好久都没有总督了啊

727
00:31:47,466 --> 00:31:48,266
是吧是吧

728
00:31:48,266 --> 00:31:50,199
新的一年应该整个开门红

729
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:54,266
然后耶耶耶在下面说主播你麦坏了

730
00:31:55,133 --> 00:31:56,366
你麦炸了

731
00:31:56,366 --> 00:31:58,666
我听不见你在说什么

732
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,533
我说耶耶人

733
00:32:02,466 --> 00:32:04,533
新的一年开门红

734
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,766
大大总督

735
00:32:07,366 --> 00:32:09,399
耶耶人说主播你断线了

736
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,533
你好卡你在说什么

737
00:32:11,533 --> 00:32:13,133
我只能看到嘴在动

738
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,166
你吓到我了

739
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,366
主播救一救呀

740
00:32:18,366 --> 00:32:20,399
然后我说啊

741
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,333
为了为了庆祝去年一年

742
00:32:22,333 --> 00:32:24,099
夜夜人对我不离不弃的陪伴

743
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:26,266
我们现在要在直播间开天选

744
00:32:26,266 --> 00:32:29,399
在这里面抽一个66元的现金红包

745
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,600
啊然大家都说选我选我

746
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,666
黑幕我然后我就知道了

747
00:32:33,666 --> 00:32:35,733
这个世界上总有一个人是小丑

748
00:32:35,733 --> 00:32:38,599
为什么不能是我呢哈哈哈

749
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:42,766
然后蛮忙的

750
00:32:42,766 --> 00:32:46,333
我昨天到家的时候是接近10点来钟啊

751
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,733
大家都在催我赶快上班赶快上

752
00:32:49,733 --> 00:32:52,699
给我发周表了发周表了

753
00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:57,333
然后我就非常狂暴着一边洗澡

754
00:32:57,466 --> 00:33:01,666
呃一边洗头发一边手机狂搓钟表

755
00:33:01,666 --> 00:33:02,999
啊哈哈哈

756
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,133
然后还有那个我约的新年的那种辐射

757
00:33:07,133 --> 00:33:08,799
不是之前问过大家

758
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,533
你们想要宅家萌系风格

759
00:33:10,533 --> 00:33:12,533
还是想要机能酷炫风格吗

760
00:33:12,666 --> 00:33:14,566
先约了一套机能风的

761
00:33:14,866 --> 00:33:16,266
改他的那个需求

762
00:33:16,266 --> 00:33:17,999
改设定改配色

763
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,933
然后改到二半夜

764
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:22,366
哈哈改到二半夜

765
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,400
然后因为我的那个是24小时橱窗

766
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,766
老师说你怎么还不回复我

767
00:33:28,933 --> 00:33:30,199
快要超时了

768
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,500
我说啊对不起老师

769
00:33:32,866 --> 00:33:34,266
给你磕头磕头磕头

770
00:33:34,266 --> 00:33:35,733
你快去过年把把

771
00:33:35,733 --> 00:33:38,333
把时间暂停一下把时间暂停一下

772
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:39,799
老师OK OK啊

773
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,966
这老师还挺好的

774
00:33:40,966 --> 00:33:42,566
没有苛责我对吧

775
00:33:42,566 --> 00:33:46,899
就是时差对不上真的是还是挺挺痛苦

776
00:33:46,966 --> 00:33:49,499
对我租的这个地方墙太薄了

777
00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:51,600
真没想到

778
00:33:51,766 --> 00:33:54,199
当代还有房子隔音能烂成这样

779
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,066
这就不得不提

780
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:58,166
我们拆你商品房的优越感了

781
00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,266
谢谢鸟鸟的十朵小花呀

782
00:34:00,266 --> 00:34:01,799
晚上好新年好

783
00:34:02,933 --> 00:34:04,066
新年好鸟鸟

784
00:34:04,300 --> 00:34:06,866
哎这是我们2024年的第一个s呀

785
00:34:07,133 --> 00:34:07,933
嗯

786
00:34:08,766 --> 00:34:11,599
看一下大家都在说些什么嗯

787
00:34:14,466 --> 00:34:19,933
杨6年拜年的枫叶猫不能要了啊

788
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:28,466
那阳历年互相问候不叫拜年叫什么呀

789
00:34:31,266 --> 00:34:35,499
对不起我已经离开太久了我

790
00:34:38,266 --> 00:34:39,199
我也啊

791
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,366
应该叫什么

792
00:34:41,300 --> 00:34:44,900
走亲戚我小时候还抱过你呢

793
00:34:46,666 --> 00:34:48,899
混上房管就拷打我了

794
00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:50,066
哎呦别急啊

795
00:34:50,066 --> 00:34:52,399
你又你你你也快混上房管

796
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,100
你上25再上个提督的话差不多就26了

797
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,333
也啊我们2024年了

798
00:34:57,333 --> 00:34:59,599
那那那好像离得有点远啊

799
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:00,700
萨西弗利

800
00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:01,566
萨西布利

801
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,133
谢谢

802
00:35:06,466 --> 00:35:07,899
什么二级菜鸡

803
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,966
菜地顺不掉人

804
00:35:10,933 --> 00:35:12,333
听起来像个游戏啊

805
00:35:12,566 --> 00:35:14,099
谢谢你的粉丝团灯牌啊

806
00:35:14,100 --> 00:35:15,466
感谢支持哦

807
00:35:15,466 --> 00:35:16,333
山西福利

808
00:35:16,966 --> 00:35:18,366
你咋不亲一个

809
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:19,799
呃应该不行吧

810
00:35:20,266 --> 00:35:21,466
呃不太行了

811
00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:24,399
不不要不要吵不该吵的CP啊

812
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,133
说到这个事情

813
00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:30,399
我就想起来一个一个事啊

814
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,133
我当时在电梯里面的时候

815
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:35,999
因为那个时候

816
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000
我刚刚跟我室友坦白我VIP的身份啊

817
00:35:40,066 --> 00:35:43,199
我说可能最近最近我要直播了

818
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:49,166
就是呃房租给我带来的太多压力啊

819
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:51,999
然后生活也给我带来了太多压力

820
00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:53,533
所以我说理解理解理解

821
00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:54,766
工作工作工作

822
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:56,266
重要重要重要

823
00:35:56,266 --> 00:35:57,699
我说可能会吵到你

824
00:35:57,700 --> 00:36:00,733
他说没事没事你不在半夜就行

825
00:36:01,066 --> 00:36:03,666
呃也不要早上太早就行

826
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,300
我说那那好那好

827
00:36:05,466 --> 00:36:06,933
我说还有一个问题啊

828
00:36:06,933 --> 00:36:09,099
我不知道你介不介意他说什么事啊

829
00:36:09,166 --> 00:36:10,966
我说就是我的观众呢

830
00:36:10,966 --> 00:36:16,933
他们都都呃他们都跟你是同号

831
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,933
他说什么叫同号呢

832
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:22,966
他们也都是PSD吗

833
00:36:23,133 --> 00:36:27,799
我说不对的他们也都是百合锄啊

834
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:31,300
而且他们的百合锄锄的比较狂野

835
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:32,766
就是杂齿相啊

836
00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,666
跟谁拉在一起都能吃啊

837
00:36:36,666 --> 00:36:38,466
有一定的可能性呢

838
00:36:38,466 --> 00:36:40,599
啊我是说这种假设啊

839
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,000
只是一种可能性

840
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,400
有一定的可能性呢

841
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,800
但有可能会朝我们两个的CP啊

842
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,800
还会还会起哄我们两个人之类的

843
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,300
但是这并不意味着这个这个

844
00:36:52,300 --> 00:36:53,700
呃我对你有什么

845
00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:55,366
呃呃非分之想

846
00:36:55,466 --> 00:36:58,166
呃也不意味着我他说行行行我知道

847
00:36:58,166 --> 00:36:58,999
不用叠加了

848
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,733
我们百合屯是这样的

849
00:37:00,733 --> 00:37:01,399
这个这个

850
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,566
我们百合屯宣布对此事负责啊

851
00:37:03,566 --> 00:37:05,199
我们百合屯是这样的

852
00:37:05,766 --> 00:37:09,799
然后我说那如果说就是如果说就是

853
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,900
就是讨论到这个问题的时候

854
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,100
那那该怎么办呢

855
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:16,066
他说你就跟他们说撞型号了说好

856
00:37:19,266 --> 00:37:21,799
对啊撞撞型号了我说嗯

857
00:37:30,766 --> 00:37:31,566
呃呃呃

858
00:37:33,666 --> 00:37:36,333
室友听到这个话默默的失落

859
00:37:36,333 --> 00:37:39,199
能不能不要给人家内心加戏啊

860
00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:43,866
室友非常洒脱撞型号了哈哈哈

861
00:37:45,466 --> 00:37:48,166
我觉得他有的时候说话真的能惊到我

862
00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:48,533
那个时候

863
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:51,166
我们刚刚也没没认识特别久吧

864
00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:53,366
就他在我心里还是一个很正经的形象

865
00:37:53,366 --> 00:37:57,966
哈哈哈毕竟大家都懂的啊

866
00:37:58,066 --> 00:38:01,066
这个女生偏近在读

867
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,133
自带一种未压开

868
00:38:03,133 --> 00:38:05,199
哈哈哈哈哈哈

869
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,266
等等

870
00:38:06,266 --> 00:38:08,999
肥猫你真不知道壮号是啥意思吗

871
00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:11,399
肥猫不知道壮号的潜台词吗

872
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,300
什么意思啊

873
00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:14,666
这这还有潜台词吗

874
00:38:16,866 --> 00:38:17,666
啊

875
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,266
你给我科普一个

876
00:38:25,366 --> 00:38:28,166
主播麦坏了主播麦坏了

877
00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:28,766
昨天晚上

878
00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:31,099
你邻居在你窗口疯狂的放烟花

879
00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:31,800
你说的对

880
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:32,900
但是我们加拿大

881
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:37,133
我们加拿大平常是禁止放烟花的

882
00:38:37,366 --> 00:38:37,999
就好像

883
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,166
只有能政府可以统一规定燃放吧

884
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:43,899
就没有办法那个什么燃了嗯

885
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:48,066
晚上好

886
00:38:50,566 --> 00:38:52,999
主播你是2023年最后一个IC

887
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
也行也行

888
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,000
我今年都没开过提督

889
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:56,700
可不咋的

890
00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:58,366
你第一天肯定没开过

891
00:38:58,366 --> 00:38:59,733
我知道我知道

892
00:38:59,766 --> 00:39:01,066
你到时候80岁

893
00:39:01,066 --> 00:39:03,266
姥姥坐在人家院子的葡萄架下面

894
00:39:03,266 --> 00:39:04,166
是不是也能说出来

895
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,666
2024年1月1号

896
00:39:05,733 --> 00:39:07,933
你给一个特别特别可爱的紫色大尾巴

897
00:39:07,933 --> 00:39:09,466
猫咪开的提督呀

898
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:12,666
哈哈哈有一种人生关键记

899
00:39:12,666 --> 00:39:13,699
忆的感觉啊

900
00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:14,500
哎呦

901
00:39:15,466 --> 00:39:16,599
卡在138了

902
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,133
哈哈我昨天

903
00:39:18,133 --> 00:39:19,133
你不守信用

904
00:39:19,133 --> 00:39:20,299
你是小人

905
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,900
明明昨天都有用

906
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:25,400
职业杀手给我上了虚空的139

907
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,500
舰长的

908
00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:30,499
你也不不来测个第140再给肥猫画饼

909
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,000
肥猫仰慕你了

910
00:39:32,466 --> 00:39:35,499
木头墙也可以很安静的驳了出外啊

911
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,733
我我看了一下

912
00:39:36,733 --> 00:39:40,299
我们家那个墙没比一个木头门厚多少

913
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:42,066
啊好像差不多一样厚

914
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:44,166
我说觉得加纳这边的墙

915
00:39:44,166 --> 00:39:45,766
只是一个简单的

916
00:39:45,766 --> 00:39:47,366
起到装饰的作用了

917
00:39:47,366 --> 00:39:48,966
好像没有什么作用

918
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,133
都是很坏很坏的人

919
00:39:53,133 --> 00:39:57,199
都是很坏很坏的人嘿嘿

920
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,466
就是指二进制取值的话

921
00:40:03,466 --> 00:40:05,533
你俩的值是相同的啊

922
00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:06,566
是这样吗

923
00:40:06,866 --> 00:40:10,266
嗯绰号是女童专用名词

924
00:40:10,266 --> 00:40:12,199
用于形容TT跟PP组合

925
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,133
你不会以为我这都不知道吧

926
00:40:15,466 --> 00:40:18,066
就是那种两个人很相似而不是互补

927
00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:19,533
这不是很正常吗

928
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,133
这应该是很正常的吧

929
00:40:23,066 --> 00:40:24,299
这不是常识吗

930
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:25,966
你们怎么会认为能说出来

931
00:40:25,966 --> 00:40:26,966
5个人在厨房

932
00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:28,099
苹果派夹心的

933
00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:30,200
我不懂这种东西呢

934
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,400
是不是太小看我了哦

935
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,333
对不起大家哎呦

936
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:40,500
昨天

937
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,166
就这啊

938
00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:45,966
我以为你要有什么新颖的知识科普呢

939
00:40:45,966 --> 00:40:48,866
就为了这点事把大家都叫出来啊

940
00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:56,933
吃点东西

941
00:40:56,966 --> 00:41:00,666
对不起主要是我这两天就是胃疼

942
00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:02,199
已经犯了两次了

943
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,533
就不敢完全空腹直播了

944
00:41:05,066 --> 00:41:06,566
但是刚来的时候

945
00:41:06,566 --> 00:41:08,666
如果就是吃完了就来的话

946
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:11,566
我估计我来这边就啥都不会说了

947
00:41:11,566 --> 00:41:13,666
所以只能直播到一半的时候

948
00:41:13,666 --> 00:41:15,599
察觉到他有点胃疼的征兆

949
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,566
然后吃一两口饿哈哈哈

950
00:41:21,533 --> 00:41:23,066
你为啥还卡在138

951
00:41:23,066 --> 00:41:25,099
我们有关键的进步

952
00:41:25,533 --> 00:41:27,566
我们的其中有三个了

953
00:41:27,566 --> 00:41:30,866
哈哈哈我们有三个其中了

954
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:31,766
哎你怎么

955
00:41:31,766 --> 00:41:33,666
不夸我一句呢对吧

956
00:41:33,666 --> 00:41:36,966
你就算不夸我也得夸夸雨天吧啊

957
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,100
138刚好一个舰长

958
00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,400
好吧通讯录就快主办老总了

959
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,933
别提了我室友昨天我们俩回家

960
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,600
坐在那个公交上面然后

961
00:42:00,766 --> 00:42:02,566
他问我回家要干什么

962
00:42:03,466 --> 00:42:04,666
回家我做点啥

963
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,199
我说你打算做啥呀

964
00:42:07,533 --> 00:42:10,133
就看看我们二次元的跨年计划

965
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,966
他说我决定回家把麦给我再看一遍

966
00:42:15,100 --> 00:42:18,266
然后整好就可以跨年哈哈哈

967
00:42:20,333 --> 00:42:23,533
2.24自家女童百合卖啊

968
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:27,800
有提督还要夸你

969
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,766
没提督让我们说什么都不敢想

970
00:42:29,766 --> 00:42:31,266
那你夸夸雨天吧

971
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:34,300
对吧你在这边天天在主播抬杠

972
00:42:34,666 --> 00:42:38,199
看几次直播总能刷新我对主播的认知

973
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:38,733
不不不

974
00:42:38,733 --> 00:42:41,299
以后还有更多你能刷新的事情了

975
00:42:41,300 --> 00:42:44,300
主播就是看起来纯良啊

976
00:42:44,966 --> 00:42:47,066
哎其实我觉得那个那个测试

977
00:42:47,066 --> 00:42:48,366
有的时候还挺像我的

978
00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:50,533
我们之前不是做那个性格测试吗

979
00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:52,299
虽然那是测性取向的吧

980
00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,566
但是也有点像

981
00:42:53,566 --> 00:42:54,166
我就是

982
00:42:54,166 --> 00:42:54,766
很多时候

983
00:42:54,766 --> 00:42:56,733
看起来是一个非常非常正经的人

984
00:42:56,766 --> 00:42:58,866
但是忽然就能在某些地方

985
00:42:58,866 --> 00:43:00,299
说出一些非常非常

986
00:43:01,666 --> 00:43:01,733
咳咳

987
00:43:01,733 --> 00:43:04,499
跟我传统的印象不太相符的这种

988
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,733
这种话啊哈哈

989
00:43:08,733 --> 00:43:12,066
咳咳咳不许你攻击雨天

990
00:43:12,066 --> 00:43:13,799
雨天是很好很好的人

991
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,266
玩个露露是很渣很渣的人

992
00:43:16,266 --> 00:43:17,399
是纯纯的渣男

993
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,300
哈哈哈假正经

994
00:43:20,500 --> 00:43:23,533
真的吗在群里刷新的更快

995
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,866
就我们燕人

996
00:43:24,866 --> 00:43:28,099
已经在2024年已经学会了帮主播骗新爹

997
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:30,966
突破这个138件

998
00:43:31,733 --> 00:43:33,899
防止把那个路虎贴脸开

999
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:35,166
我的嗯

1000
00:43:35,166 --> 00:43:36,933
新年第一天你们能忍吗

1001
00:43:36,933 --> 00:43:38,333
怎么会有这样的人啊

1002
00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:39,699
很坏很坏人啊

1003
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,866
把他房管撤掉

1004
00:43:40,866 --> 00:43:41,966
大家一起骂人

1005
00:43:45,066 --> 00:43:47,199
你是很纯情很纯情的

1006
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,866
原本以为挺纯良的对吧

1007
00:43:49,866 --> 00:43:50,733
这个刻板印

1008
00:43:50,733 --> 00:43:52,866
象嗨嗨嗨喽

1009
00:43:52,866 --> 00:43:55,166
哈哈哈晚上好

1010
00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:56,099
嗨哥

1011
00:43:56,866 --> 00:43:59,133
表面上是纯凉快乐

1012
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,966
实际上是小恶魔

1013
00:44:02,900 --> 00:44:06,066
对不起有人跟我说吃饭的时候

1014
00:44:06,866 --> 00:44:08,666
这里有东西的时候不能说话

1015
00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:10,966
但是我真的忍不住了嗯

1016
00:44:13,866 --> 00:44:16,566
好干啊这什么东西啊好难吃

1017
00:44:17,966 --> 00:44:19,133
偷吃啥呢

1018
00:44:19,133 --> 00:44:19,933
面包

1019
00:44:20,533 --> 00:44:23,066
摆一个大概摊

1020
00:44:23,066 --> 00:44:26,399
拌小面包或者拳头差不多大的面包

1021
00:44:26,466 --> 00:44:28,266
然后分分成了三块

1022
00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:30,966
吃了一块就垫一点点就好了

1023
00:44:30,966 --> 00:44:33,166
吃太多的话脑子要变笨了

1024
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,400
肥猫吃什么了

1025
00:44:44,066 --> 00:44:45,133
掰我一口尝尝

1026
00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:47,899
但是我觉得我吃东西的声音不难听啊

1027
00:44:47,900 --> 00:44:48,866
真不难听

1028
00:44:50,466 --> 00:44:51,899
我曾经没事的时候

1029
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:53,666
就戴着这个监听耳机

1030
00:44:53,666 --> 00:44:56,533
然后自己端一碗饭坐在这边吃

1031
00:44:56,533 --> 00:45:02,399
哈哈给自己听我觉得还挺好听的嗯

1032
00:45:05,733 --> 00:45:07,266
说到碳水这个问题

1033
00:45:07,266 --> 00:45:08,066
我一直不知道

1034
00:45:08,066 --> 00:45:09,766
喝可乐跟吃主食

1035
00:45:09,766 --> 00:45:11,066
到底哪个东西

1036
00:45:11,066 --> 00:45:15,099
就是在碳水的这个这个层面上

1037
00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:16,100
影响的高

1038
00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,700
因为我发现喝可乐的话

1039
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:19,000
好像我不会犯困

1040
00:45:19,266 --> 00:45:21,399
但是吃主食我就会很困

1041
00:45:21,466 --> 00:45:22,099
为什么呀

1042
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:23,466
没人说难听啊

1043
00:45:23,466 --> 00:45:25,299
我专门有人要攻击我

1044
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:27,333
听起来憨憨的哈哈哈

1045
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:29,400
能不能吃点好的

1046
00:45:29,766 --> 00:45:31,799
你能不能把你那个什么呀

1047
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,066
把你把你昨天请请你朋友吃饭的钱

1048
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:36,699
拿出1/10来

1049
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,300
给主播整个见招

1050
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:39,866
主播是不是就吃个好的了

1051
00:45:39,866 --> 00:45:40,799
天天在这边

1052
00:45:41,733 --> 00:45:43,866
哎呦真是服了他了

1053
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:45,133
能不能闭嘴啊

1054
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,766
都是碳水但是可乐更胖

1055
00:45:48,966 --> 00:45:50,499
就很奇怪啊

1056
00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,566
我喝可乐的话就会觉得特别特别开心

1057
00:45:53,566 --> 00:45:55,966
然后我去查为什么我一喝可乐很开心

1058
00:45:55,966 --> 00:45:58,733
是因为我是天生肥宅圣体吗

1059
00:45:58,733 --> 00:45:59,733
人家说不是

1060
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,600
是因为可乐确实就是叫肥宅快乐水

1061
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,200
不是因为是肥宅圣体

1062
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,900
不是喝了变胖而是这东西喝了之后确

1063
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:11,966
实能让心情生理上快乐起来嗯

1064
00:46:13,533 --> 00:46:15,066
但我喝完可乐不困

1065
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,300
但吃了其他的主食啊之类吃多了

1066
00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:21,066
就会困尤其是面条

1067
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,966
尤其的尤其是白面面条

1068
00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,666
我现在基本已经不吃白面面条了

1069
00:46:26,766 --> 00:46:29,099
就哪怕说想做个打卤面啊之类

1070
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:31,666
一般也是吃意面

1071
00:46:32,066 --> 00:46:33,299
或者说甚至刀削面

1072
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:36,966
也是用那个加菲猫的那种呃

1073
00:46:36,966 --> 00:46:40,599
千层面然后去切切开去做的

1074
00:46:40,933 --> 00:46:42,599
基本已经不吃白面了

1075
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,333
白面的话真的特别困

1076
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:47,966
就你吃半碗就能睡一下午

1077
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,333
不知道为什么

1078
00:46:52,933 --> 00:46:56,966
主食吃了困是因为需要分解合成糖原

1079
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,500
哎我感觉比较健康的

1080
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:01,666
我以前真不理解

1081
00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:04,299
就是盯着那个轻食吃啊

1082
00:47:04,300 --> 00:47:06,666
就在家就是菜叶子垫底

1083
00:47:06,666 --> 00:47:08,133
上面放点鸡胸肉

1084
00:47:08,366 --> 00:47:11,399
边上再弄点好看一点的东西的

1085
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:13,500
我真不理解为啥吃这个

1086
00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:14,500
我后面感觉

1087
00:47:16,066 --> 00:47:17,099
真不是假

1088
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,266
精致什么的

1089
00:47:18,266 --> 00:47:19,066
还真就是

1090
00:47:19,066 --> 00:47:20,533
这种东西吃完了之后

1091
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,166
下午还能有精力啊

1092
00:47:22,466 --> 00:47:25,666
真搞点那种什么什么呃

1093
00:47:25,733 --> 00:47:27,133
炸酱面啊之类的

1094
00:47:27,133 --> 00:47:28,533
下午真不用上班了

1095
00:47:28,533 --> 00:47:29,699
就睡觉吧

1096
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:32,300
这午觉你就睡吧

1097
00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:34,933
不睡到晚饭你是起不来的

1098
00:47:34,966 --> 00:47:35,766
哎呦

1099
00:47:36,566 --> 00:47:38,099
能不能吃点好的

1100
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:38,900
好吧

1101
00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:41,299
可乐有提神的东西

1102
00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:43,133
有咖啡因呃

1103
00:47:44,866 --> 00:47:47,299
理论上饭的碳水更多

1104
00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:48,866
主食是葡萄糖

1105
00:47:50,166 --> 00:47:52,499
葡萄糖是那个去跑步之前

1106
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,900
然后可以喝的那个吗

1107
00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:58,133
我记得之前开运动会的时候呃

1108
00:47:58,133 --> 00:47:59,866
很小的时候开运动会

1109
00:48:00,133 --> 00:48:02,399
班主任就买了那种葡萄糖

1110
00:48:03,266 --> 00:48:05,533
说到时候去跑800米

1111
00:48:05,533 --> 00:48:09,299
1千米还有3千米的同学可以喝

1112
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,866
搞得像福利一样啊

1113
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:15,766
但是没有人想去喝这个东西

1114
00:48:17,866 --> 00:48:19,299
几点下播来着

1115
00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:21,566
还有一个小时啊

1116
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:22,933
一个半小时

1117
00:48:25,766 --> 00:48:27,399
喝酒会嘴巴发酸

1118
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:28,766
没有快乐

1119
00:48:28,766 --> 00:48:30,933
我我都怀疑可乐喝完之

1120
00:48:30,933 --> 00:48:32,733
后嘴巴有一段时间发酸

1121
00:48:32,733 --> 00:48:35,166
也是想让你再喝一口的骗局

1122
00:48:35,733 --> 00:48:37,733
因为这盖过这个嘴巴发酸

1123
00:48:37,733 --> 00:48:39,533
最快的办法就是再喝一口

1124
00:48:39,533 --> 00:48:40,799
它就又甜起来

1125
00:48:43,066 --> 00:48:45,699
意面的升糖指数低一点

1126
00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:46,766
那还真是吧

1127
00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:48,699
真真是催眠饭

1128
00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,666
吃一顿就直接睡着了

1129
00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:51,866
哎呦我的天呐

1130
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,266
肥猫能不能别摁造碳水

1131
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:56,866
咱吃点大牛排吧

1132
00:48:56,866 --> 00:48:57,966
真吃不起饭

1133
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,700
哎呀这这也还好吧

1134
00:48:59,700 --> 00:49:01,933
主要是不好做

1135
00:49:01,933 --> 00:49:03,399
我觉得这边的肉

1136
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:07,933
虽然说呃牛肉会比猪肉好一点

1137
00:49:07,933 --> 00:49:09,799
但其实还是不如鸡肉

1138
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,366
虽然说鸡肉它可以

1139
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:14,499
但是这鸡肉它就是肉的口感

1140
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:15,400
但没有肉味

1141
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,066
像吃纸板子一样

1142
00:49:17,933 --> 00:49:21,533
可能因为我没有买那个有机食品啊

1143
00:49:22,466 --> 00:49:24,333
有机食品太贵了吧

1144
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:27,566
有机食品真挺贵的

1145
00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:31,666
嗯造碳水不如回村里造

1146
00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:33,333
嗯

1147
00:49:34,566 --> 00:49:36,099
主要得看有没有空吧

1148
00:49:36,100 --> 00:49:38,566
我暑假不直播的那一段时间

1149
00:49:38,766 --> 00:49:42,399
就每天都是给自己弄点菜

1150
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,066
沾上肉去那么吃的

1151
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:49,733
然后碳水基本上是断了一个多月

1152
00:49:49,866 --> 00:49:50,933
大家不要学我

1153
00:49:50,933 --> 00:49:54,766
因为我断碳水之后虽然人精神了

1154
00:49:55,133 --> 00:49:56,766
前一周人精神了

1155
00:49:56,766 --> 00:49:58,499
也不随时随地犯困了

1156
00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,300
感觉行动力也更强了

1157
00:50:00,766 --> 00:50:03,899
但是到了中期和后期的时候

1158
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,966
我的头发就开始掉

1159
00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,466
我也不知道是因为搬家了

1160
00:50:08,466 --> 00:50:10,566
然后那个净水器变了

1161
00:50:10,566 --> 00:50:13,366
没有那么高力度了还是说怎么样

1162
00:50:13,466 --> 00:50:15,366
这个头发真的就是一直的掉

1163
00:50:15,366 --> 00:50:16,333
一点也不夸张

1164
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:17,099
我本来以为

1165
00:50:17,100 --> 00:50:18,600
这种事情不会出现在我身上

1166
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,266
因为本来我头发就少

1167
00:50:21,066 --> 00:50:22,799
但是我头发真的掉了好多

1168
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,966
那段时间真的有一种说法叫休止期

1169
00:50:25,966 --> 00:50:29,166
就是头发旧的掉下去了

1170
00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:30,533
新的还没开始长

1171
00:50:30,533 --> 00:50:31,333
我那段时间

1172
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:33,933
我觉得就是我人生第一个休止期

1173
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,666
一天要掉200来根

1174
00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:38,799
就是随便用用手去摸一下这个头发

1175
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,466
你都能摸到那个掉下来的

1176
00:50:41,466 --> 00:50:42,599
真的很吓人啊

1177
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,600
我以前头发虽然少但是掉的也很少啊

1178
00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:46,700
嗯

1179
00:50:47,733 --> 00:50:49,533
氢石被偷换概念了

1180
00:50:49,533 --> 00:50:50,999
原概念没有重成分

1181
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,266
就是不吃大碳水

1182
00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:55,066
氢石是消化力度处理氢

1183
00:50:55,066 --> 00:50:56,666
哦是这样子吗

1184
00:50:57,366 --> 00:50:59,333
鸡肉炖汤喝应该不错

1185
00:50:59,933 --> 00:51:01,333
不好喝的

1186
00:51:02,366 --> 00:51:04,866
不会做怪肉不好啊

1187
00:51:04,866 --> 00:51:05,699
怎么这样

1188
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:07,200
不要揭穿我

1189
00:51:07,866 --> 00:51:08,866
no no no

1190
00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,600
哈哈哈哦

1191
00:51:14,366 --> 00:51:17,899
炖完汤的鸡肉拿来撕成条蘸酱油

1192
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:20,500
我以为你要说炖完汤的鸡肉打成肉沫

1193
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,600
然后做成猫罐头喂猫呢

1194
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:25,500
我还在想我就配吃这哈哈哈

1195
00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:29,133
白切金是吧

1196
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,400
哦对了女生断碳掉头发

1197
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,933
月经紊乱真的好麻烦啊

1198
00:51:35,533 --> 00:51:36,466
这位女生

1199
00:51:36,466 --> 00:51:37,666
真的很麻烦

1200
00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:40,000
尤其是还要惦记着这个这个

1201
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,900
每个月的这个这个什么

1202
00:51:42,900 --> 00:51:43,866
真的很麻烦

1203
00:51:43,866 --> 00:51:44,966
讨厌死了

1204
00:51:46,533 --> 00:51:48,333
换粗粮就行了

1205
00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,066
这换粗粮出不了多少啊

1206
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:55,766
不管是就是红薯还是还是什么呢

1207
00:51:56,066 --> 00:51:56,899
还是玉米

1208
00:51:56,900 --> 00:51:58,400
我都特别喜欢吃

1209
00:52:00,066 --> 00:52:01,699
感觉真好吃吧

1210
00:52:01,766 --> 00:52:05,533
玉米啊鸡汤真的很好喝

1211
00:52:05,533 --> 00:52:06,966
盲猜你是南方

1212
00:52:07,066 --> 00:52:09,466
南方的呃一些人

1213
00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:13,333
你吃玉米啊

1214
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:14,533
我曾经试过

1215
00:52:14,533 --> 00:52:18,466
在我朴素的还不了解什么是营养搭配

1216
00:52:18,466 --> 00:52:20,599
什么东西升糖指数啊

1217
00:52:20,733 --> 00:52:24,299
然后或者是什么东西含含什么量

1218
00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:26,666
或者是那个卡路里这些东西

1219
00:52:26,666 --> 00:52:28,399
当我还不了解的时候

1220
00:52:29,333 --> 00:52:30,533
呃我妈妈跟我说

1221
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,300
说你要是减肥的话

1222
00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:34,933
就每天晚上吃黄瓜和西红柿就行了

1223
00:52:35,066 --> 00:52:39,099
偏偏这两个东西我完全不喜欢

1224
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:40,700
完全的讨厌

1225
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:42,333
哈哈哈

1226
00:52:43,133 --> 00:52:45,966
这两个东西生吃都难吃

1227
00:52:45,966 --> 00:52:47,499
的意义那个什么

1228
00:52:47,533 --> 00:52:47,933
然后

1229
00:52:47,933 --> 00:52:51,366
家里甚至都没有让我去蘸点什么油

1230
00:52:51,366 --> 00:52:53,466
醋汁啊之类的调理一下

1231
00:52:53,566 --> 00:52:55,199
就直接递给我一个生

1232
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:56,566
西红柿一个生黄瓜

1233
00:52:56,566 --> 00:52:58,866
我说这个爱谁捡谁捡

1234
00:52:59,933 --> 00:53:00,699
不是啊

1235
00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:03,933
是根本没有任何烹饪的直接吃

1236
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,700
直接吃生西红柿多辣嗓子呀

1237
00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:11,533
没有熟番茄的话就大部分我都爱吃

1238
00:53:11,533 --> 00:53:12,533
不管是番茄火锅

1239
00:53:12,533 --> 00:53:14,399
番茄汤还是番茄炒菜

1240
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,333
番茄炒蛋这些我都爱吃

1241
00:53:16,466 --> 00:53:17,999
但生的很难吃哎

1242
00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:21,366
西红柿当水果哎啊

1243
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:22,600
嗯

1244
00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:26,999
什么啊西红柿也好吃哎

1245
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:27,700
你们你们

1246
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:28,966
你们的审美取向

1247
00:53:28,966 --> 00:53:30,666
那个有点那个

1248
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:32,500
嗯

1249
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:36,733
而且这东西空腹吃不会胃疼吗

1250
00:53:37,266 --> 00:53:38,199
生吃好吃

1251
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,700
煮熟了不爱吃啊

1252
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,166
难道我才是奇葩

1253
00:53:43,733 --> 00:53:45,699
我是有点不能确定

1254
00:53:46,566 --> 00:53:48,266
你们老哈尔滨人

1255
00:53:48,266 --> 00:53:50,899
就喜欢夏天生吃西红柿

1256
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:55,266
避雷了家人们避雷避雷

1257
00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:57,133
哈尔滨这个城市啊

1258
00:53:59,666 --> 00:54:02,266
怎么了这西红柿哪里难吃啊

1259
00:54:02,666 --> 00:54:03,766
生的好吃

1260
00:54:03,966 --> 00:54:05,133
嗯

1261
00:54:06,266 --> 00:54:07,566
但是也行吧

1262
00:54:07,933 --> 00:54:09,066
凉拌黄瓜

1263
00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:10,300
糖拌西红柿

1264
00:54:10,300 --> 00:54:12,366
真是人间美味吧

1265
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,966
这是我对于甜品最初的印象

1266
00:54:16,766 --> 00:54:19,366
因为主播小时候家里穷

1267
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,733
呃现在其实也没什么米

1268
00:54:21,866 --> 00:54:24,133
但是家小时候家里面是真穷啊

1269
00:54:24,933 --> 00:54:29,766
厨房的那个宽度都没有办法同时

1270
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,466
同时放的下

1271
00:54:32,466 --> 00:54:34,599
那个什么炒菜的那个

1272
00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:35,900
怎么说

1273
00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:39,266
那个灶子跟跟桌子都不能同时放

1274
00:54:39,266 --> 00:54:40,933
因为这样的话人就过不去了

1275
00:54:40,933 --> 00:54:45,966
我们家是一张折叠的大塑料桌子

1276
00:54:45,966 --> 00:54:48,399
然后和塑料凳子的这种厨房

1277
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:50,200
非常非常小的一个地方

1278
00:54:51,700 --> 00:54:52,500
这个时候

1279
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,700
如果说有一些什么节日之类的

1280
00:54:54,700 --> 00:54:57,166
家里就会做一荤一素

1281
00:54:57,166 --> 00:54:57,666
这个素菜

1282
00:54:57,666 --> 00:55:00,466
一般是豆芽炒干豆腐之类的纯素菜

1283
00:55:00,466 --> 00:55:01,533
但其实很好吃

1284
00:55:01,533 --> 00:55:02,566
其实非常好吃

1285
00:55:02,566 --> 00:55:03,399
我觉得这个菜

1286
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,200
哈哈

1287
00:55:04,766 --> 00:55:07,133
大家有感兴趣的也可以试一下啊

1288
00:55:07,133 --> 00:55:10,466
黄豆芽然后加上那个干豆腐丝

1289
00:55:10,466 --> 00:55:13,133
加上韭菜丝跟胡萝卜丝啊

1290
00:55:13,133 --> 00:55:14,133
非常非常好吃

1291
00:55:14,133 --> 00:55:16,099
真的就加点酱油炒一下就行

1292
00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:17,400
也可以加点香油啊

1293
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,400
加点醋也行

1294
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:21,766
特别特别的好吃

1295
00:55:23,566 --> 00:55:24,533
然后肉菜的话

1296
00:55:24,533 --> 00:55:26,999
有可能是炖鱼之类的比较便宜的

1297
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,733
最便宜的鲤鱼或者鲫鱼

1298
00:55:28,733 --> 00:55:30,599
要看当地的那个时节

1299
00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:34,533
最后就是这个灵魂的关键

1300
00:55:34,533 --> 00:55:35,866
糖拌西红柿

1301
00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:39,666
把一个生西红柿切成10瓣左右

1302
00:55:39,866 --> 00:55:43,133
大概10瓣左右撒一勺白糖

1303
00:55:43,566 --> 00:55:47,133
等到这个肉菜蔬菜差不多吃完了之后

1304
00:55:47,133 --> 00:55:47,999
这个白糖

1305
00:55:48,066 --> 00:55:50,699
也渐渐的化在这个西红柿的上面

1306
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,533
大概就是把西红柿腌入味了

1307
00:55:54,533 --> 00:55:56,699
我觉得生的番茄非常厉害的一点

1308
00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:57,333
就是

1309
00:55:57,333 --> 00:55:59,733
它靠近什么东西就是什么东西的味道

1310
00:55:59,733 --> 00:56:02,799
就跟乌梅番茄差不多的那种感觉吧

1311
00:56:03,266 --> 00:56:04,999
那个口感真的是

1312
00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:07,966
只能说是神仙不坏啊

1313
00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:11,566
尤其是那个糖化了之后

1314
00:56:11,566 --> 00:56:13,466
把番茄都吃掉了

1315
00:56:13,466 --> 00:56:14,733
之后的那个汤

1316
00:56:15,333 --> 00:56:17,166
是灵魂中的灵魂

1317
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,366
大概也就一小勺

1318
00:56:19,366 --> 00:56:21,999
把它喝掉之后一整天都特别特别甜

1319
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,133
可幸福可幸福了

1320
00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:25,333
我当然会喝哈哈哈

1321
00:56:26,666 --> 00:56:28,699
那个糖没有完全化开的时候

1322
00:56:28,700 --> 00:56:32,866
你又能吃到那种糖浆的那种清甜感

1323
00:56:32,866 --> 00:56:36,133
又能吃到白砂糖独有的那种颗粒感

1324
00:56:36,133 --> 00:56:37,266
配上西红柿

1325
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:39,700
哇太太好了太好了

1326
00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:42,399
好开心

1327
00:56:46,066 --> 00:56:47,166
生的好吃

1328
00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:50,499
但是要减肥的话不能切了半糖吧

1329
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,966
所以我最喜欢的生吃西红柿拌盘

1330
00:56:52,966 --> 00:56:54,133
已经被拌掉了

1331
00:56:54,133 --> 00:56:55,166
已经被否定了

1332
00:56:55,166 --> 00:56:56,099
哈哈

1333
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,200
肥猫这么挑食

1334
00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,400
肯定是日本人吧

1335
00:56:59,400 --> 00:57:00,700
我才不是挑食呢

1336
00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:03,000
只是我爱吃的东西跟你们不一样而已

1337
00:57:05,366 --> 00:57:07,999
我们又不在同一张桌子上吃饭

1338
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,166
怎么嫌弃我挑食呢

1339
00:57:13,133 --> 00:57:15,466
为了防止被嫌弃挑食啊

1340
00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,866
主播学了自己做饭之后

1341
00:57:17,866 --> 00:57:20,799
发现自己只喜欢买自己喜欢做的菜

1342
00:57:21,066 --> 00:57:22,499
而这一部分菜呢

1343
00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,100
又有一部

1344
00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:24,300
分是从小到大

1345
00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,533
没有在我家饭桌上出现过的

1346
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,133
因为我爸妈不吃

1347
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,133
所以他们买他们吃的东西回来做给我

1348
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,866
然后这一部分里面又有我不吃的东西

1349
00:57:34,866 --> 00:57:36,399
他们就认为我很挑食

1350
00:57:36,733 --> 00:57:39,799
比如说最典型的青椒炒土豆片

1351
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,933
这东西到底谁在吃

1352
00:57:41,933 --> 00:57:43,133
土豆脆不脆

1353
00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:44,566
然后绵不绵

1354
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,766
软不软硬不硬

1355
00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:48,166
生不生熟不熟

1356
00:57:48,766 --> 00:57:51,066
青椒呢一点辣味也没有

1357
00:57:51,066 --> 00:57:52,066
也没有香味

1358
00:57:52,066 --> 00:57:55,999
就是咬一口全是那种苦涩的味道啊

1359
00:57:56,000 --> 00:58:00,200
青椒炒土豆片这个菜真的很难吃

1360
00:58:00,766 --> 00:58:04,166
但是我长到了能下馆子的年龄的时候

1361
00:58:04,166 --> 00:58:05,399
爸爸妈妈带我出去

1362
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:07,300
我又很喜欢吃地三鲜

1363
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,800
哎我说地三鲜好好吃呀

1364
00:58:11,933 --> 00:58:16,199
嗯这个还有那个茄子

1365
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,566
他们三个混在一起

1366
00:58:17,733 --> 00:58:19,499
然后让我家里很震撼

1367
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,600
说你不是不吃青椒也不吃炒土豆片吗

1368
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,066
你怎么吃地三鲜呢

1369
00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:26,966
我说啊这里面是青椒跟土豆片啊

1370
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:28,300
这很好吃哎

1371
00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:29,933
你们做的玩意好难吃

1372
00:58:30,266 --> 00:58:32,399
哈哈哈好像不一样

1373
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:32,700
反正

1374
00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:35,500
当年我肯定不会这么大逆不道的说话

1375
00:58:35,533 --> 00:58:36,866
但是现在转述起来

1376
00:58:36,866 --> 00:58:38,399
大概就是这个意思吧

1377
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,933
把把他们伤害了很多啊

1378
00:58:40,933 --> 00:58:43,466
只能说冰雪火焰山

1379
00:58:43,466 --> 00:58:45,066
对应该给它起个文艺的名字

1380
00:58:45,066 --> 00:58:45,933
冰雪火焰山

1381
00:58:45,933 --> 00:58:47,266
对对对的嗯

1382
00:58:49,966 --> 00:58:52,533
你在贵州疯狂吃酸汤牛肉

1383
00:58:52,566 --> 00:58:54,066
那边应该挺好吃的吧

1384
00:58:54,066 --> 00:58:55,733
有机会我也会想吃的

1385
00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:57,066
红酸汤啊

1386
00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,799
我在这边买到的红酸汤

1387
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:01,133
都是很很奇怪的

1388
00:59:01,133 --> 00:59:01,466
就

1389
00:59:01,466 --> 00:59:04,166
一点都不符合我对于红酸汤的想象啊

1390
00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:06,466
有没有贵州人来说一下

1391
00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:08,499
这个东西应该是又酸又辣

1392
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,366
还稍微有点发苦的吗

1393
00:59:10,366 --> 00:59:12,399
我感觉不应该是这样啊

1394
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:17,300
那么继续讲你昨天的故事嘛

1395
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:18,766
哎呀继续听

1396
00:59:18,900 --> 00:59:19,733
好好好

1397
00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:21,699
半糖不健康

1398
00:59:21,700 --> 00:59:22,766
就半蜂蜜吧

1399
00:59:22,766 --> 00:59:24,399
我一直觉得部分蜂蜜

1400
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:26,200
很多都是智商税啊

1401
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,400
就像蜂蜡这个东西

1402
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:30,566
你说是蜂蜡蜂巢的蜡

1403
00:59:30,766 --> 00:59:33,199
其实好多好多都是呃

1404
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,100
做蜡烛比做蜡烛好一点的

1405
00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:37,600
或者干脆就是做蜡烛那种大豆蜡吧

1406
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:38,800
之前很火的

1407
00:59:38,900 --> 00:59:40,166
不知道你们刷不刷抖啊

1408
00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:41,299
不刷抖可能也知道

1409
00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:44,100
就很火的那个果酱蜡平糖

1410
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,933
好多人都说自己的那个是什么

1411
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,366
纯天然蜂蜡

1412
00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,400
一看白的比我脸还白

1413
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:51,800
比那个墙皮还白呢

1414
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,333
还带着纯天然蜂蜡

1415
00:59:53,566 --> 00:59:55,599
真是一个敢说一个敢买啊

1416
00:59:56,100 --> 00:59:58,333
就是那种咩咩啊

1417
00:59:59,166 --> 01:00:02,366
我上舰长真的能当你一辈子的爹吗

1418
01:00:02,566 --> 01:00:04,366
啊米亚米亚是吧

1419
01:00:04,366 --> 01:00:08,499
这个这个这个我上舰你真的能骂我吗

1420
01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:09,866
你真的能让我开心

1421
01:00:09,866 --> 01:00:10,999
让我让我这个这个

1422
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,166
满足一下变态的心理欲望吗

1423
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,100
我说啊

1424
01:00:14,100 --> 01:00:17,366
啊对对对对啊对对对对对对对对对

1425
01:00:17,366 --> 01:00:18,999
然后你开开心心的给我上了舰

1426
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,700
我说早点早点戒了吧

1427
01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:25,266
还是早点去那个那个什么啊

1428
01:00:25,266 --> 01:00:27,333
早点去那个二院看看

1429
01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:29,066
看看精神状态吧

1430
01:00:29,066 --> 01:00:30,733
哈哈哈咿呀

1431
01:00:30,733 --> 01:00:32,999
就是那种一个敢一个敢上

1432
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,466
一个敢信的这种感觉呃

1433
01:00:37,466 --> 01:00:39,499
僵尸炒土豆丝太恶心了

1434
01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:41,966
做这个菜的人心里肯定都是变态

1435
01:00:42,733 --> 01:00:44,999
感觉这种人如果不当厨师的话

1436
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,000
他就会去当连环杀手啊

1437
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,866
如果他去当老师或者当学生的话

1438
01:00:49,866 --> 01:00:51,666
他就是半夜或者教室里面

1439
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,600
用尖锐的指甲去挠黑板的

1440
01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,700
这种人啊嗯

1441
01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,466
很奇葩的

1442
01:00:59,466 --> 01:01:00,866
如果去超市理货的话

1443
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,766
会偷偷捏碎方便面的人

1444
01:01:02,766 --> 01:01:05,799
做香丝炒土豆丝的人都是人生啊

1445
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,200
非常扭曲的人

1446
01:01:08,366 --> 01:01:09,266
嗯好看

1447
01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:11,399
Michael代入抱在人家腿下面

1448
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,166
淑女似的

1449
01:01:12,166 --> 01:01:13,299
恩爱嗯

1450
01:01:14,933 --> 01:01:16,766
吃大糖的人有难了

1451
01:01:16,766 --> 01:01:17,933
快来跟我一起

1452
01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:19,899
血糖饮食不对的

1453
01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:21,600
不对的你这个大不大的

1454
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:22,800
不是不是

1455
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,800
这种说法应该是什么呢

1456
01:01:24,933 --> 01:01:26,866
应该是脏啊

1457
01:01:26,866 --> 01:01:29,799
如果用小红书的健身语气来说

1458
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:35,133
就是米饭面条包子是属于脏碳水

1459
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,066
但是欧包

1460
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,600
或者说是什么什么这些东西的欧包

1461
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:41,866
和那个糙米

1462
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:44,133
而这个是属于好的碳水

1463
01:01:44,133 --> 01:01:45,333
我不知道为什么

1464
01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,466
卧槽耶谢谢小红

1465
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,366
再见早后再见

1466
01:01:49,366 --> 01:01:50,166
离开的

1467
01:01:50,533 --> 01:01:54,299
谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

1468
01:01:55,266 --> 01:01:56,599
玛利亚的我超级

1469
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,533
玩个萝卜你再叫

1470
01:01:58,566 --> 01:02:01,699
哈哈哈玩个萝卜不许再叫了

1471
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,500
我140呢你给我

1472
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,966
把140给我交了哈哈哈

1473
01:02:07,566 --> 01:02:08,699
气死我了

1474
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:11,533
欧包纯纯的乱吹啊

1475
01:02:11,533 --> 01:02:13,199
我都不知道是谁在信

1476
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:15,800
关键是商家在那吹要卖自己的货

1477
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:16,800
你也真信

1478
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,466
欧包是健康食品

1479
01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:22,000
你说我们随便找点热门的欧包种类啊

1480
01:02:22,066 --> 01:02:23,899
什么抹茶红豆欧包

1481
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,533
芋泥肉松欧包

1482
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,900
再加麻薯欧包

1483
01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:27,566
你说你听

1484
01:02:27,566 --> 01:02:29,466
这玩意你觉得它健康吗

1485
01:02:29,933 --> 01:02:32,899
你说他无糖你信吗

1486
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,533
我说他无糖你信吗

1487
01:02:35,666 --> 01:02:38,599
是吧那关键就是有些人真骗自己啊

1488
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,366
那他是真信啊

1489
01:02:40,866 --> 01:02:42,199
还有那个贝果

1490
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,600
本来这玩意这这边难吃的

1491
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:47,966
一那个啥就比馒头还硬

1492
01:02:48,133 --> 01:02:49,599
硬的硬的不行

1493
01:02:50,466 --> 01:02:54,133
都是配那个什么奶油奶酪之类的

1494
01:02:54,133 --> 01:02:55,799
才能勉强吃一吃

1495
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:59,166
结果感觉在国内火了之后也是各种夹

1496
01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:00,366
馅也是经典

1497
01:03:00,366 --> 01:03:02,933
芋泥肉松奥利奥

1498
01:03:02,933 --> 01:03:05,899
加上豆沙红豆这些东西一夹心

1499
01:03:07,300 --> 01:03:09,766
你说这一炸蝎子热量能低吗

1500
01:03:09,766 --> 01:03:12,866
我说这无糖豆沙你觉得他真没热量吗

1501
01:03:12,866 --> 01:03:15,066
他只是不额外添加糖而已吧

1502
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:17,199
红白之物

1503
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:21,933
听起来有点有点像闹僵被打出来

1504
01:03:22,100 --> 01:03:23,166
有点吓人

1505
01:03:24,766 --> 01:03:26,666
蜂蜜真就是果糖吧

1506
01:03:26,966 --> 01:03:28,666
谢谢无糖气泡的小花

1507
01:03:28,666 --> 01:03:29,399
感谢支持

1508
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,166
或者你还应该

1509
01:03:30,166 --> 01:03:31,133
的妙趣剑

1510
01:03:31,133 --> 01:03:32,366
真能骂我们

1511
01:03:32,800 --> 01:03:34,000
我可以骂你一句议政

1512
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:34,800
你看行吧

1513
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,066
我可以认真的念出你的名字

1514
01:03:37,066 --> 01:03:37,999
骂你一句议政

1515
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,333
哈哈哈主要是取决于那什么吧

1516
01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:43,166
取决于你在说些什么啊

1517
01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:44,899
呃然后我会判断一下

1518
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:47,066
可以倒是可以哈

1519
01:03:49,133 --> 01:03:51,399
你吃的天然蜂蜡是偏黑色的

1520
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:54,366
对那个蜂巢会有的时候会熏一下的

1521
01:03:54,366 --> 01:03:55,266
真的能骂吗

1522
01:03:55,266 --> 01:03:56,199
不是不行啊

1523
01:03:56,566 --> 01:03:57,399
可以看看你们

1524
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,733
以你们的这个发言

1525
01:03:58,733 --> 01:04:00,166
来来看看

1526
01:04:00,466 --> 01:04:01,999
勾包是个勾好太水

1527
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,600
是个勾好太水啊

1528
01:04:03,866 --> 01:04:05,699
嗯可你还是一三八啊

1529
01:04:05,700 --> 01:04:07,800
有掉吗剩一三九了

1530
01:04:09,333 --> 01:04:11,066
都139了你溜了

1531
01:04:11,066 --> 01:04:12,466
天天给主播画饼的人

1532
01:04:12,466 --> 01:04:13,999
一定会失去主播的信仰

1533
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,466
主播再也不理你了

1534
01:04:15,466 --> 01:04:17,333
2024年要冷战了

1535
01:04:18,166 --> 01:04:19,866
土豆也不是最好的

1536
01:04:19,866 --> 01:04:22,533
目前你能吃到的最好的碳水

1537
01:04:22,533 --> 01:04:24,399
带麦带坏是藜麦

1538
01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:26,000
混二是藜麦吗

1539
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,333
藜麦混花菜米

1540
01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:29,500
花菜米这玩意太抽象了

1541
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:31,366
吃起来一点也不像米啊

1542
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:32,766
烂烂的

1543
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,266
弹幕延迟太高是因为主播

1544
01:04:35,266 --> 01:04:36,366
主播想那个什么

1545
01:04:36,366 --> 01:04:38,499
哈哈哈哈哈哈

1546
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:41,500
主播主播有一些自己想说的事情啊

1547
01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,333
想说完了之后再回弹幕

1548
01:04:43,333 --> 01:04:44,699
主播一一聊嗨了

1549
01:04:44,700 --> 01:04:45,866
就这样死明白死

1550
01:04:45,866 --> 01:04:48,166
死明白死了被

1551
01:04:48,166 --> 01:04:48,999
我吃的不多

1552
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,266
还可以就是硬真硬吧

1553
01:04:54,066 --> 01:04:56,566
背果真的太硬了

1554
01:04:57,400 --> 01:05:00,666
我第一次去我上一个房东家啊

1555
01:05:00,666 --> 01:05:01,933
他们家在外地

1556
01:05:01,933 --> 01:05:04,099
他们他们在外地找了个工作

1557
01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:05,700
租了一个那种

1558
01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,133
怎么说呢

1559
01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:09,700
呃镇屋通house

1560
01:05:09,933 --> 01:05:11,133
应该是这种吧

1561
01:05:11,133 --> 01:05:14,466
就是跟别人合拼一个类似于小别墅的

1562
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:16,500
三楼是他们卧室

1563
01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,333
二楼是客厅

1564
01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:18,499
我还觉得挺好的

1565
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,066
但是这个这个不是最重要的

1566
01:05:20,066 --> 01:05:21,266
最重要的是什么呢

1567
01:05:22,100 --> 01:05:23,333
最重要的是

1568
01:05:23,466 --> 01:05:26,099
他们说买到了一个挺好吃的贝果

1569
01:05:26,933 --> 01:05:27,966
这是我第一次吃

1570
01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:29,733
贝果因为那是我刚来加拿大

1571
01:05:29,733 --> 01:05:32,899
然后就被带去他们家做客嘛

1572
01:05:33,766 --> 01:05:35,133
我刚才加的他们说这个哎

1573
01:05:35,133 --> 01:05:36,599
有个很好吃的贝果

1574
01:05:36,733 --> 01:05:37,899
你要你要什么

1575
01:05:37,966 --> 01:05:38,499
你要你要

1576
01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:41,333
抹三文鱼的那个奶油奶酪还是蓝莓的

1577
01:05:41,333 --> 01:05:43,999
我心想三文鱼的奶油奶酪是个什么味

1578
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:45,300
啊啊

1579
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:46,133
是个什么味啊

1580
01:05:46,133 --> 01:05:48,766
哈哈哈我觉得不太行吧

1581
01:05:48,766 --> 01:05:50,899
我说那抹个蓝莓的吧他们说

1582
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:52,966
行OK

1583
01:05:52,966 --> 01:05:55,733
然后就特别热心的给我一顿烹饪了

1584
01:05:55,766 --> 01:05:56,799
烹饪了之后

1585
01:05:57,600 --> 01:05:58,600
端上来的时候

1586
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,466
感觉大家都吃的特别开心

1587
01:06:00,466 --> 01:06:02,466
我一口咬下去差点没把牙崩了

1588
01:06:02,466 --> 01:06:04,399
哎不是没有那么夸张吧

1589
01:06:04,666 --> 01:06:05,999
只是说超

1590
01:06:06,133 --> 01:06:08,366
超乎了我对于这种

1591
01:06:08,366 --> 01:06:11,299
看起来像面包类的东西的认知啊

1592
01:06:11,933 --> 01:06:14,266
因为法棍他也是脆的嘛

1593
01:06:14,266 --> 01:06:17,899
但是这个东西他是他很死

1594
01:06:18,066 --> 01:06:22,099
他就像一个忘了加酵母的馒头一样

1595
01:06:22,100 --> 01:06:24,566
很奇怪尤其是那个表皮的那个味道

1596
01:06:24,566 --> 01:06:25,366
呃

1597
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:29,100
哎然后就很难回忆啊

1598
01:06:29,100 --> 01:06:31,100
到后面慢慢的也接受了

1599
01:06:31,100 --> 01:06:34,466
甚至说自己也去买了买了贝果之类吃

1600
01:06:34,466 --> 01:06:36,599
但我一直记得那一次吃贝果的时候

1601
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:37,500
给我带来的震撼

1602
01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:41,266
哈哈哈真的拿手指弹它都弹响的

1603
01:06:41,266 --> 01:06:44,533
这东西比脑瓜还要弹的清脆的多呀

1604
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:46,166
很奇怪

1605
01:06:46,900 --> 01:06:48,700
主播独特的水时间方法

1606
01:06:48,700 --> 01:06:49,733
什么呀嗯

1607
01:06:49,966 --> 01:06:51,666
骂骂骂谁啊

1608
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:52,666
骂骂人吗

1609
01:06:52,666 --> 01:06:55,133
还是等玩个路过这个联盟

1610
01:06:55,133 --> 01:06:58,199
他是吧我真的世界应该是能骂我吧

1611
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,133
主播你想你想听点什么

1612
01:07:02,366 --> 01:07:03,899
给你进行一下祝福吧

1613
01:07:03,900 --> 01:07:04,766
也不是不行

1614
01:07:04,766 --> 01:07:05,566
嗯

1615
01:07:06,166 --> 01:07:08,899
所以肥猫没减成瘦猫啊

1616
01:07:09,166 --> 01:07:10,166
也很难吧

1617
01:07:10,166 --> 01:07:12,366
不是我到最后是因为什么呢

1618
01:07:12,366 --> 01:07:13,699
主播不爱动啊

1619
01:07:13,966 --> 01:07:15,466
主播想着对吧

1620
01:07:15,466 --> 01:07:17,533
3分靠练7分靠吃

1621
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,766
最后发现九十分都是靠老天

1622
01:07:19,766 --> 01:07:20,899
哈哈哈

1623
01:07:21,900 --> 01:07:23,200
也是有成效的

1624
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,400
也是有有成效

1625
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:26,900
的确实是瘦了一些

1626
01:07:26,900 --> 01:07:29,166
但是你要说你什么瘦猫那

1627
01:07:29,166 --> 01:07:31,466
那肯定是完全不沾边的

1628
01:07:32,866 --> 01:07:33,666
嗯

1629
01:07:35,533 --> 01:07:37,299
表面硬里面应该没那么硬

1630
01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:39,566
就是刚刚咬这第一口的那个时候的

1631
01:07:39,566 --> 01:07:40,499
那个感觉

1632
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:42,933
饿脂肪细胞太多了

1633
01:07:42,933 --> 01:07:44,133
吃一点就回来了

1634
01:07:44,133 --> 01:07:45,133
你怎么知道

1635
01:07:45,300 --> 01:07:47,266
你怎么知道吃一点就回来了

1636
01:07:53,700 --> 01:07:56,333
啊哈我想说什么来着

1637
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:57,399
每次一打哈欠

1638
01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:59,933
就像给自己喷了失忆喷雾一样

1639
01:08:00,066 --> 01:08:01,199
这什么失忆喷雾

1640
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,166
喷一下啊

1641
01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:04,199
忘了这什么失忆喷雾喷一下

1642
01:08:05,966 --> 01:08:06,799
一打哈欠

1643
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,966
我就像短暂的忘了我自己是谁

1644
01:08:08,966 --> 01:08:10,966
感觉自己处在宇宙的中心啊

1645
01:08:10,966 --> 01:08:13,599
然后马上就要倒下去睡一觉了

1646
01:08:16,533 --> 01:08:20,333
肥猫你得动不动不只身体不好

1647
01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:21,533
还会影响心情

1648
01:08:21,533 --> 01:08:23,333
容易抑郁哦

1649
01:08:26,933 --> 01:08:28,299
哎雨天带着的

1650
01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:30,333
这个语文课不是你的牌子啊

1651
01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:32,733
我还以为是你给自己上舰长了

1652
01:08:33,166 --> 01:08:35,366
我看到一个30级的语文课

1653
01:08:37,533 --> 01:08:40,999
你居然有30级粉丝牌子啊

1654
01:08:42,533 --> 01:08:44,166
哦原来不是你的牌子

1655
01:08:45,766 --> 01:08:50,933
哦谢谢橘柑橙泥哟呃呃

1656
01:08:53,566 --> 01:08:55,166
我跟你承认一个错误啊

1657
01:08:55,166 --> 01:08:57,066
这麦之前就跟你承认一个错误

1658
01:08:57,066 --> 01:08:57,566
就主播

1659
01:08:57,566 --> 01:08:57,799
好像

1660
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:01,466
从来都没有完整的把你的名字念对过

1661
01:09:05,933 --> 01:09:08,799
谢谢橘柑橙宁橘

1662
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,300
幼猫猫的舰长物超低

1663
01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:15,099
在2024年的第一天的尾声啊

1664
01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:17,533
你就给米亚米亚上了个舰长

1665
01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:21,266
预示着你这一年都会被寡人包围

1666
01:09:21,266 --> 01:09:22,966
围绕的一个好兆头啊

1667
01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:24,566
在2024年呢

1668
01:09:24,566 --> 01:09:26,366
你希望你的年终总结

1669
01:09:26,366 --> 01:09:29,699
仍然是一年中递了326个寡人

1670
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:31,966
其中半夜4:26啊

1671
01:09:31,966 --> 01:09:33,933
还在看美人米娅直播

1672
01:09:34,266 --> 01:09:35,099
这一年呢

1673
01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:36,533
你总共在直播间里面

1674
01:09:36,533 --> 01:09:38,733
度过了1,536个小时

1675
01:09:38,733 --> 01:09:39,966
真是了不起呢

1676
01:09:39,966 --> 01:09:40,899
寡人的世界

1677
01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:45,700
到底有什么在吸引着这个忠实寡人

1678
01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:46,500
痴的你

1679
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,300
这一年你说的最多的话就是主播

1680
01:09:49,300 --> 01:09:51,133
你骂骂我就会上剑吧

1681
01:09:51,133 --> 01:09:53,266
如此小众而独特的爱好

1682
01:09:53,266 --> 01:09:55,499
在整个哔哩哔哩虚拟区

1683
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,766
只有37个人跟你一样呢

1684
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:00,733
想必你一定对此感到深有心得吧

1685
01:10:00,900 --> 01:10:02,000
啊这个

1686
01:10:02,266 --> 01:10:03,266
愿你未来的一年

1687
01:10:03,266 --> 01:10:05,966
也可以继续坚持今天的喜好哦

1688
01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:07,400
哈哈

1689
01:10:09,266 --> 01:10:10,333
哎呀

1690
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:14,666
主播也忘记该叫我龟龟

1691
01:10:14,866 --> 01:10:17,933
呃我记得我记得

1692
01:10:17,933 --> 01:10:19,299
你是懂年报的

1693
01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:21,700
你看我觉得每个字都没有在骂你

1694
01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:24,466
但是其实每个字都都在骂人

1695
01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:27,999
让我看了小红书的那个年报

1696
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,866
我觉得他每一个字都在骂我

1697
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,866
就是什么啊

1698
01:10:32,866 --> 01:10:37,666
你的深度搜索低于了66.7%的用户哦

1699
01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:40,566
思维广阔也非常了不起啦

1700
01:10:40,766 --> 01:10:42,199
什么什么之类的

1701
01:10:43,766 --> 01:10:45,466
这是这是什么盲盒啊

1702
01:10:45,466 --> 01:10:48,599
谢谢橘干橙

1703
01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:50,333
哎

1704
01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:53,699
我什么时候能把你这个名字捋顺呢

1705
01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:56,133
谢谢橘干橙宁橘柚

1706
01:10:56,133 --> 01:10:58,399
猫猫的心动盲盒的

1707
01:10:59,933 --> 01:11:00,499
啊不对

1708
01:11:00,500 --> 01:11:01,500
闪耀盲盒的

1709
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:02,666
疯狂星座啊

1710
01:11:02,666 --> 01:11:04,866
你亏了还赚了

1711
01:11:05,666 --> 01:11:09,133
闪耀盲盒是50的那个还是100的那个啊

1712
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,733
不出门不冻和郁郁相关性挺强的

1713
01:11:12,733 --> 01:11:13,666
我真发现了

1714
01:11:13,666 --> 01:11:16,266
我一出门开心快乐的跟个啥一样

1715
01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:18,866
我一在家里面呆的时间一久

1716
01:11:18,866 --> 01:11:22,866
然后我就开始EMO哈哈哈

1717
01:11:22,866 --> 01:11:24,766
感觉自己快跟阳台的垃圾桶

1718
01:11:24,766 --> 01:11:25,699
融为一体了

1719
01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:27,533
但我一出门就感觉可快乐了

1720
01:11:27,533 --> 01:11:29,699
这个世界上怎么这么美好啊

1721
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:32,200
我看着那个破旧的路灯啊

1722
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:35,200
或者说是街边的home我都觉得很亲切

1723
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,599
主播的症状已经很明确了

1724
01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:40,799
兄弟你动啊兄弟

1725
01:11:42,133 --> 01:11:43,066
卧槽好贱

1726
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,166
有一说一

1727
01:11:48,166 --> 01:11:51,166
这个皮脸真的好圆好肥好可爱啊

1728
01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:53,466
这凡是玩格洛姆之词的我们坚决反对

1729
01:11:53,466 --> 01:11:54,266
啊这个

1730
01:11:54,500 --> 01:11:58,866
呃这个新皮我们会优化一下这个脸型

1731
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:01,166
会比现在呢要瘦一些

1732
01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:02,799
哈哈哈哈

1733
01:12:04,133 --> 01:12:06,533
哎不但不是不是我临时

1734
01:12:06,533 --> 01:12:06,999
起夜

1735
01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:09,700
而是说在确定这个修改意见的时候

1736
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,066
就是感觉到这个

1737
01:12:11,166 --> 01:12:13,733
这个皮的比例有一点点失调

1738
01:12:13,733 --> 01:12:16,199
所以要稍微稍微的去优化一下

1739
01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:20,099
嗯看到台历活动刚好错过了

1740
01:12:20,100 --> 01:12:23,466
如果说这个现在现在现在上线的话

1741
01:12:23,466 --> 01:12:25,799
你还可以获得我们相对成功的

1742
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:26,966
这个啊

1743
01:12:26,966 --> 01:12:28,133
1月份的

1744
01:12:28,166 --> 01:12:33,199
水晶球印花的某一样产品的活动

1745
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:36,000
哈哈哈我不能说水晶球

1746
01:12:36,100 --> 01:12:38,200
水晶球造价太高了啊

1747
01:12:38,333 --> 01:12:41,099
水晶球的亚克力类制品的活动啊

1748
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:42,666
还是很漂亮的

1749
01:12:42,700 --> 01:12:43,966
还贴在直播间吧

1750
01:12:43,966 --> 01:12:44,533
哎兄弟

1751
01:12:44,533 --> 01:12:45,766
你动啊兄弟

1752
01:12:47,966 --> 01:12:50,666
哎哎你去哪了回回

1753
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:53,166
找不到他了

1754
01:12:53,166 --> 01:12:54,333
哎呀他

1755
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,933
他走失了

1756
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,300
总之看一下周表左侧的配图啊

1757
01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:01,466
是我们1月份礼物的这个类型

1758
01:13:01,466 --> 01:13:02,266
呃

1759
01:13:02,733 --> 01:13:03,799
是的真要中

1760
01:13:03,900 --> 01:13:07,866
然后1月份的话还是采用普通的舰长

1761
01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:13,299
以呃月末再建的这个情况为基准

1762
01:13:13,700 --> 01:13:15,900
以月末再见的情况为基准

1763
01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:20,733
到时候会在月末的时候发b站私信

1764
01:13:20,733 --> 01:13:22,666
括号群发扩回

1765
01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:26,099
然后1月份的话应该会有生日活动

1766
01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:27,666
如果我没有忙的要死

1767
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,533
那么我们就会有生日活动

1768
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:31,733
有生日活动的时候才去

1769
01:13:31,733 --> 01:13:35,566
那个天选时刻啊

1770
01:13:35,566 --> 01:13:38,866
不对后台问卷的这个形式来收集

1771
01:13:39,466 --> 01:13:40,733
双线并行

1772
01:13:40,966 --> 01:13:43,366
嗯现在的好好可爱

1773
01:13:43,466 --> 01:13:45,299
你们都喜欢现在的呀

1774
01:13:45,900 --> 01:13:48,666
那我我我也不是一定要用坏了

1775
01:13:48,666 --> 01:13:51,599
哈哈哈那你们要是都喜欢现在的话

1776
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,600
我也不是一定要用坏了

1777
01:13:53,666 --> 01:13:56,666
他是水晶球印花的工坊的夫妇

1778
01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:57,533
啥时候截止啊

1779
01:13:57,533 --> 01:13:58,666
衣服出了之后

1780
01:13:58,666 --> 01:14:00,533
然后把二样寄回去就截止

1781
01:14:00,533 --> 01:14:03,666
嗯主播过生日都舍不得送水晶球

1782
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:06,733
你给我打138主播返你 158

1783
01:14:08,366 --> 01:14:10,566
主播分分秒秒做万件好吗

1784
01:14:10,666 --> 01:14:11,799
啊肥猫

1785
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,100
我没米了

1786
01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:14,333
你都有米

1787
01:14:14,366 --> 01:14:15,499
有米有米

1788
01:14:15,533 --> 01:14:16,799
1,100块吃

1789
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,333
饭这我给你上个戒指

1790
01:14:19,333 --> 01:14:20,133
不要礼物扔

1791
01:14:20,133 --> 01:14:21,066
就罚你69

1792
01:14:21,066 --> 01:14:21,966
美的你

1793
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,666
真的吗确实是想要水晶球捏

1794
01:14:25,866 --> 01:14:29,199
主要是我们体量太小了大家

1795
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:33,000
水晶球这东西定不出来

1796
01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:35,666
这个不是一般的那种周边

1797
01:14:35,666 --> 01:14:37,133
他肯定要工厂开模

1798
01:14:37,133 --> 01:14:38,399
做的很麻烦

1799
01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:40,333
没有一件待定的

1800
01:14:40,333 --> 01:14:42,966
就但凡有一件待定的我早就定了

1801
01:14:43,166 --> 01:14:44,933
但是找了全网

1802
01:14:44,933 --> 01:14:48,133
都没有办法去定制这种效果的

1803
01:14:48,133 --> 01:14:49,266
水晶球啊

1804
01:14:49,733 --> 01:14:52,566
就如果谁有一件待定的这种情况

1805
01:14:52,566 --> 01:14:54,166
就是大家也可以也可以

1806
01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:55,999
也可以联系我一下

1807
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:57,766
如果你们了解的话

1808
01:14:57,966 --> 01:15:00,266
感觉不如玻璃球性价比

1809
01:15:01,366 --> 01:15:04,266
那我总不能买个玻璃球手搓吧

1810
01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:06,566
我给你们一个人搓一个

1811
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:10,066
我我们这一三八礼物也太重量级了

1812
01:15:10,066 --> 01:15:11,799
感觉跟有点像总督礼物

1813
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:12,500
不确定啊

1814
01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:13,933
再看看嗯

1815
01:15:14,333 --> 01:15:15,866
可以上工坊吗

1816
01:15:15,866 --> 01:15:17,066
水晶球吗

1817
01:15:18,566 --> 01:15:20,199
这玩意做都做不出来

1818
01:15:20,266 --> 01:15:20,299
这

1819
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:24,500
这起码说最小批量也得是100个起订吧

1820
01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,066
我都不敢想象

1821
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,100
100个起订

1822
01:15:28,100 --> 01:15:29,133
一个100多

1823
01:15:29,133 --> 01:15:30,066
那咋送啊

1824
01:15:30,066 --> 01:15:32,899
你说主播要吃饭的

1825
01:15:32,900 --> 01:15:33,700
那怎么办

1826
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:37,533
那不能不能一算做慈善了

1827
01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:39,299
哎呦结晶的都捐点

1828
01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:41,133
结晶正好给我爷爷人

1829
01:15:41,133 --> 01:15:42,266
把身上的水晶

1830
01:15:42,266 --> 01:15:46,133
哈哈献出来助灭灭一臂之力吧

1831
01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:48,333
我我的个什么死

1832
01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:53,299
拜托大家拜托拜托

1833
01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:56,766
那夫妇有100个吗

1834
01:15:56,766 --> 01:15:57,866
没有没有

1835
01:15:57,866 --> 01:15:58,566
目前没有啊

1836
01:15:58,566 --> 01:16:03,666
目前的定量应该是在75到85左右啊嗯

1837
01:16:05,066 --> 01:16:05,266
就

1838
01:16:05,266 --> 01:16:07,933
如果说对我未来的发展比较乐观的话

1839
01:16:07,933 --> 01:16:09,533
我可能会定100个

1840
01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:13,000
主要是要看要看资金的支配啊

1841
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,733
反正咱们上个月的收益已经确定了

1842
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:19,333
看看在交完房租之后

1843
01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:21,499
还能还能投到什么里面去

1844
01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:22,933
夫夫啥时候截止

1845
01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,933
呃大概是到

1846
01:16:29,733 --> 01:16:30,766
我衣服呢

1847
01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:34,500
这衣服出了

1848
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:35,366
然后穿上之

1849
01:16:35,366 --> 01:16:35,933
后因为

1850
01:16:35,933 --> 01:16:37,366
主要是得让你们看一眼

1851
01:16:37,366 --> 01:16:38,666
带衣服的实物图

1852
01:16:38,666 --> 01:16:40,866
虽然我觉得没有人关心这个衣服

1853
01:16:41,100 --> 01:16:43,866
到了之后你们还得想办法就把它

1854
01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:46,099
有一部分人还要想办法把它扒下去

1855
01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:46,966
我知道的

1856
01:16:47,933 --> 01:16:49,533
所以说就你们你们

1857
01:16:49,533 --> 01:16:51,299
你们需要自己给我穿啊

1858
01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:52,766
因为我主播不在国内

1859
01:16:52,766 --> 01:16:54,699
没法穿好了再发出去

1860
01:16:54,866 --> 01:16:57,266
衣服的话跟那个什么衣服

1861
01:16:57,266 --> 01:16:59,799
跟娃娃应该是装在一个箱子里面

1862
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,300
但是他是两个包装

1863
01:17:01,500 --> 01:17:02,766
对娃娃单独包

1864
01:17:02,766 --> 01:17:04,133
然后衣服单独包

1865
01:17:04,133 --> 01:17:06,133
到时候你再给我穿上这样子

1866
01:17:06,366 --> 01:17:09,066
嗯主播的故事结束了吗

1867
01:17:09,066 --> 01:17:10,799
就差不多结束了吧

1868
01:17:11,533 --> 01:17:12,333
嗯

1869
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:14,300
主播不想讲

1870
01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:14,566
自己

1871
01:17:14,566 --> 01:17:18,599
昨天半夜看那个自己队伍的比赛

1872
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,733
然后怎么样

1873
01:17:19,866 --> 01:17:22,933
被差一点差一点又差一点

1874
01:17:23,300 --> 01:17:24,800
心碎破防的

1875
01:17:24,966 --> 01:17:27,066
因为讲这个要掉小珍珠了

1876
01:17:27,066 --> 01:17:28,499
要低气压了

1877
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:30,366
不能在新的一年

1878
01:17:30,533 --> 01:17:32,733
我们71年第一天还没过去呢

1879
01:17:32,733 --> 01:17:33,599
就开始低气压

1880
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,300
这是这是不好的

1881
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:39,599
我给夫夫整个披风啊

1882
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:41,500
能不能指导约稿啊

1883
01:17:41,500 --> 01:17:43,000
可以倒是可以啊

1884
01:17:43,100 --> 01:17:44,700
但是我也没有办法约

1885
01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:48,666
因为我真的就昨天我组队输了之后

1886
01:17:48,666 --> 01:17:49,699
我收到这个老师

1887
01:17:49,700 --> 01:17:51,866
正好收到了他的天色反馈

1888
01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:53,533
我的评价是

1889
01:17:53,533 --> 01:17:57,666
我给他的要求是要跟我的两个发色

1890
01:17:58,266 --> 01:18:01,466
这个和这个都搭配啊

1891
01:18:01,466 --> 01:18:02,733
浅紫色和深紫色

1892
01:18:02,733 --> 01:18:04,333
其实我真的挺后悔的

1893
01:18:04,333 --> 01:18:05,666
就喜欢紫色对吧

1894
01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:06,266
喜欢紫色

1895
01:18:06,266 --> 01:18:08,066
被你发现我喜欢紫色

1896
01:18:08,066 --> 01:18:10,166
为什么不能就只用一个眼睛

1897
01:18:10,166 --> 01:18:13,499
或者只用一个身上的衣服呢

1898
01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:15,600
这样的话还有回旋余地啊

1899
01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:17,900
要么就是用一下尾巴

1900
01:18:18,566 --> 01:18:23,366
这个紫色的头发真的巨巨巨巨巨难搭

1901
01:18:23,366 --> 01:18:24,599
衣服巨难搭

1902
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:26,366
衣服真的是特别特别难搭

1903
01:18:26,366 --> 01:18:29,766
二用什么样的颜色都特别特别难

1904
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:30,733
我后面我一想

1905
01:18:30,733 --> 01:18:31,933
我说老师啊

1906
01:18:31,933 --> 01:18:34,766
你就按照这两个我这头发给我配色吧

1907
01:18:34,766 --> 01:18:36,399
这两个颜色都得搭上

1908
01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:37,500
而且我还双发色

1909
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:38,366
地狱难度

1910
01:18:38,366 --> 01:18:40,699
只能说是地狱中的地狱

1911
01:18:41,100 --> 01:18:42,066
我就跟他说

1912
01:18:42,066 --> 01:18:43,399
老师你给我搭一下

1913
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:45,800
结果我拿到手之后

1914
01:18:47,733 --> 01:18:49,266
如果3秒钟啊

1915
01:18:49,266 --> 01:18:50,333
或者3分钟吧

1916
01:18:50,333 --> 01:18:51,599
我不知道那时间有多长

1917
01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:52,466
我不知道怎么说话

1918
01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:53,266
也不知道怎么打字

1919
01:18:53,266 --> 01:18:54,499
我就盯着他看

1920
01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:55,766
为什么呢

1921
01:18:55,766 --> 01:18:57,666
因为我觉得这个东西

1922
01:18:57,666 --> 01:19:00,733
完美的不符合我的想象

1923
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:02,799
因为我的新衣服构造

1924
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,600
一定是有一个外套

1925
01:19:05,666 --> 01:19:09,866
然后再加上里面的一件或者两件

1926
01:19:09,866 --> 01:19:10,933
或者三件衣服

1927
01:19:10,933 --> 01:19:13,166
哈哈哈我不知道里面会穿多少件啊

1928
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:14,900
可能是两件啊

1929
01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:16,000
也可能是一件

1930
01:19:16,166 --> 01:19:18,733
但是我对于这个东西的期望是

1931
01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:22,366
上衣是怎么说呢

1932
01:19:22,566 --> 01:19:25,366
上衣是色彩缤纷的

1933
01:19:25,366 --> 01:19:26,766
就是它可以是紫色

1934
01:19:26,766 --> 01:19:28,366
蓝色粉色之类的

1935
01:19:28,466 --> 01:19:30,066
然后下半身的裤子呢

1936
01:19:30,066 --> 01:19:31,866
是相对比较肃静的

1937
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:36,133
外套呢是以白色或者黑色为主

1938
01:19:36,133 --> 01:19:39,333
然后点缀一些比较提亮的颜色的

1939
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:40,266
这种情况

1940
01:19:41,366 --> 01:19:43,166
但是我也不是学艺术的嘛

1941
01:19:43,166 --> 01:19:43,999
我的设计水平

1942
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:44,533
我自认为

1943
01:19:44,533 --> 01:19:47,133
肯定没有能靠这个接单的老师高

1944
01:19:47,166 --> 01:19:48,799
对吧所以说我就跟老师说

1945
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:49,866
我说老师

1946
01:19:49,866 --> 01:19:50,766
这个呃

1947
01:19:50,766 --> 01:19:53,999
我们这边的可以使用的颜色包括黑呀

1948
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:57,066
白呀然后包括我身上的这些特点色

1949
01:19:57,066 --> 01:19:58,199
就比如说粉色

1950
01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:00,400
你看我眼睛里面下半段的粉色

1951
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:01,933
然后还有浅紫色

1952
01:20:01,933 --> 01:20:04,766
或者是一些就是互补色

1953
01:20:04,766 --> 01:20:08,333
比如说什么啊黄色呀之类的这些

1954
01:20:08,566 --> 01:20:09,866
浅蓝色呀这些

1955
01:20:09,866 --> 01:20:11,333
他说OK没问题

1956
01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:12,866
然后他给我交了个什么呢

1957
01:20:13,333 --> 01:20:14,533
黑色的上衣

1958
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,100
彩色的外套

1959
01:20:16,466 --> 01:20:17,733
浅色的裤子

1960
01:20:18,933 --> 01:20:19,966
彩色的袜子

1961
01:20:22,733 --> 01:20:24,299
就我看到了这个

1962
01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:27,400
跟我想象中的色块完全

1963
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,066
相反的色块的时候

1964
01:20:31,533 --> 01:20:34,533
我的内心是失去了语言能力的

1965
01:20:36,466 --> 01:20:38,966
我不知道该怎么跟他讲啊就是

1966
01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:42,366
我该怎么跟你说

1967
01:20:42,366 --> 01:20:43,866
你的所有的话

1968
01:20:43,866 --> 01:20:46,699
都完美的跟我的语气相反呢

1969
01:20:47,500 --> 01:20:49,900
我就觉得我是会疯掉的你知道吗

1970
01:20:49,900 --> 01:20:52,600
啊哈哈哈

1971
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:54,300
他一定会疯掉的

1972
01:20:54,366 --> 01:20:55,399
他受不了吧

1973
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:56,400
我也受不了

1974
01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:58,900
然后我就战战兢兢的跟他说

1975
01:20:59,066 --> 01:21:00,066
老师您好

1976
01:21:00,066 --> 01:21:04,333
我这边呢现在是早上4点半啊哦

1977
01:21:04,333 --> 01:21:05,733
我这边早上5点半

1978
01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:08,199
我们能不能呃

1979
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,933
明天我睡醒之后先再给您反馈

1980
01:21:10,933 --> 01:21:14,766
然后您可以申请这个呃发起催我回复

1981
01:21:14,766 --> 01:21:17,499
然后把我们这个稿件的时间计时啊

1982
01:21:17,500 --> 01:21:18,333
先暂停

1983
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,200
因为我们约的是这个24小时橱窗

1984
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,366
我说能不能把这个先暂停呢

1985
01:21:23,366 --> 01:21:25,533
老师这对我真的很重要

1986
01:21:25,566 --> 01:21:26,733
我必须要睡一觉

1987
01:21:26,733 --> 01:21:28,599
才有勇气面对这样的风浪

1988
01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:31,000
说其实我都没好意思这么说

1989
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:34,166
我说老师我应该直接确认收稿呢

1990
01:21:34,533 --> 01:21:35,266
还是说

1991
01:21:35,266 --> 01:21:38,066
这个阶段我们还能修改一些配色呢

1992
01:21:38,733 --> 01:21:40,866
说啊可以修改的都可以改

1993
01:21:40,900 --> 01:21:42,133
我说啊那好

1994
01:21:42,133 --> 01:21:44,133
老师请您先暂停一下吧

1995
01:21:44,133 --> 01:21:45,266
我觉得现在

1996
01:21:45,266 --> 01:21:47,466
好像没有办法给您提供

1997
01:21:47,466 --> 01:21:49,533
合适的修改意见

1998
01:21:49,533 --> 01:21:51,133
哈哈哈

1999
01:21:51,133 --> 01:21:53,699
我今早起来就在这张这张图上

2000
01:21:53,700 --> 01:21:55,600
两眼一黑的涂涂画画

2001
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:58,100
然后感觉勉强改造了

2002
01:21:58,866 --> 01:22:00,399
这个需要的颜色

2003
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,333
嫩卑微主要是

2004
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:04,666
怎么说呢

2005
01:22:04,666 --> 01:22:07,533
主要是也不是卑微吧

2006
01:22:07,566 --> 01:22:09,999
因为画画这个东西

2007
01:22:10,000 --> 01:22:11,700
毕竟也是一个情绪工作

2008
01:22:11,700 --> 01:22:13,066
就是说你在反馈的时候

2009
01:22:13,066 --> 01:22:16,266
你跟他特别特别的摆甲方架子

2010
01:22:16,266 --> 01:22:18,533
然后你们俩又是第一次合作的情况下

2011
01:22:18,533 --> 01:22:21,099
尤其是老师要在不缺单子的情况下

2012
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:22,533
他肯定喜欢接那些

2013
01:22:22,666 --> 01:22:24,666
妈咪你是我的神

2014
01:22:24,866 --> 01:22:25,999
画世界的女神

2015
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,866
我真的好喜欢你的画风

2016
01:22:28,166 --> 01:22:30,733
从500年前我被压下五指山下的时候

2017
01:22:30,733 --> 01:22:32,499
就心心念念的偷盗手机

2018
01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:33,733
然后来约米哈寺

2019
01:22:33,733 --> 01:22:34,766
约您的档案

2020
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:36,700
您真的是太神了

2021
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:39,600
古希腊掌管辐射的卡米

2022
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:41,066
请看我一眼吧

2023
01:22:41,066 --> 01:22:42,466
我要给你狠狠的加钱

2024
01:22:42,466 --> 01:22:44,499
老师你就是花世界的常青树

2025
01:22:44,500 --> 01:22:46,200
你简直是太厉害了

2026
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:49,500
就是你跟一群这样说话的小女孩

2027
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:50,366
去竞争的话

2028
01:22:50,366 --> 01:22:51,966
大家都是爱听好话的是吧

2029
01:22:51,966 --> 01:22:53,666
比如说我们直播间啊

2030
01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:54,666
这个这个

2031
01:22:54,966 --> 01:22:56,466
耶耶人会得到我的鼓励

2032
01:22:56,466 --> 01:22:58,933
但是玩个鲁木只会得到我猛烈的抨击

2033
01:22:58,933 --> 01:23:01,966
对吧这个情绪上是不一样的

2034
01:23:02,000 --> 01:23:05,366
当有很多人这个去这样夸赞他的时候

2035
01:23:05,366 --> 01:23:11,999
呢就他就很难在非常客气

2036
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:12,900
或者非常热衷

2037
01:23:12,900 --> 01:23:14,800
或者非常积极的去修改一个

2038
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:17,166
老师你这个配色完全不对啊

2039
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:19,299
跟我心里想要的感觉一点都不一样

2040
01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:21,500
我觉得我们不能这么坏吧

2041
01:23:21,500 --> 01:23:21,700
老师

2042
01:23:21,700 --> 01:23:23,600
你是不是根本没有用心对待我的稿件

2043
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,866
你就很难对着一个这样的人

2044
01:23:26,866 --> 01:23:27,599
然后说啊

2045
01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:27,966
老板

2046
01:23:27,966 --> 01:23:30,266
你有什么需求都可以好好提出来哦

2047
01:23:30,266 --> 01:23:32,266
我一定会耐心细心的修改的

2048
01:23:32,366 --> 01:23:34,933
这样就会显得老师很贱

2049
01:23:36,933 --> 01:23:39,399
对吧这我觉得这是人之常情啊

2050
01:23:39,566 --> 01:23:40,699
人之常情

2051
01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,066
而且只能说他的配色不符合我的想象

2052
01:23:45,066 --> 01:23:47,933
而不能说他的配色不符合美学

2053
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,400
不能说他给我乱配一次啊

2054
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:53,733
他要真给我穿什么中国红的上衣啊

2055
01:23:53,733 --> 01:23:54,799
圣诞绿的袜子

2056
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:56,333
那我真要骂他了

2057
01:23:56,333 --> 01:23:57,566
但是他不是这样

2058
01:23:57,566 --> 01:23:58,366
他只是说

2059
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:01,266
我想象的反过来而已

2060
01:24:01,266 --> 01:24:03,299
所以说也不能也不能

2061
01:24:03,366 --> 01:24:07,533
哈哈哈也不能这么去攻击人家

2062
01:24:07,533 --> 01:24:09,299
人家也没有做错什么

2063
01:24:09,300 --> 01:24:11,666
所以说石春啊就是圆春啊

2064
01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:13,899
想让我指导怎么跟画师沟通

2065
01:24:14,100 --> 01:24:15,533
我真不知道怎么跟画

2066
01:24:15,533 --> 01:24:16,799
师沟通你知道吧

2067
01:24:17,166 --> 01:24:19,499
这个是符合我提出来的需求的

2068
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:21,133
但是不符合我的想象的

2069
01:24:21,133 --> 01:24:22,266
那众所周知

2070
01:24:22,533 --> 01:24:24,366
呃符合想象这件事情呢

2071
01:24:24,366 --> 01:24:25,399
是很难做到的

2072
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:28,800
所以应该主要是我想让他自由发挥

2073
01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:31,566
就是假设说他是一个评分1-10的线

2074
01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:33,599
我认为我的这种呃

2075
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:34,566
彩色上衣啊

2076
01:24:34,566 --> 01:24:37,199
黑色的外套啊这种这种需求呢

2077
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,366
恰好就是我的标准里面的5分

2078
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,766
然后这个老师我信任他的设计水平

2079
01:24:41,766 --> 01:24:43,966
我认为他的发挥呢

2080
01:24:43,966 --> 01:24:46,066
可以达到我心目中的6分7分

2081
01:24:46,066 --> 01:24:48,366
所以我不想用我的需求去束缚他

2082
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:51,799
就比如说那种人体动态很强的老师

2083
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:53,166
我就想让他自由发挥

2084
01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:53,999
我说老师

2085
01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,866
我的小女孩是个话痨啊

2086
01:24:55,866 --> 01:24:58,666
我我我的小女孩呢

2087
01:24:58,666 --> 01:24:59,666
她是个话痨

2088
01:24:59,666 --> 01:25:00,933
她的尾巴也很大

2089
01:25:00,933 --> 01:25:02,133
她会一动一动的

2090
01:25:02,133 --> 01:25:04,199
没事的在房间里面上窜下跳

2091
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:05,066
她是一个猫

2092
01:25:05,366 --> 01:25:05,599
老师

2093
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,533
能不能发挥一个动态感强一点的姿势

2094
01:25:08,566 --> 01:25:08,866
因为

2095
01:25:08,866 --> 01:25:12,066
我根本不会给人家提供什么参考

2096
01:25:12,133 --> 01:25:13,466
我拍照呢

2097
01:25:13,533 --> 01:25:15,699
就是三板斧

2098
01:25:15,700 --> 01:25:18,766
大家应该知道那个小黄手表情吧

2099
01:25:18,866 --> 01:25:21,599
啊把那个手放在脸左边耶

2100
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:22,933
拍一张笑了

2101
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:25,200
然后把小黄手放在脸右边耶

2102
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:26,333
拍一张笑了

2103
01:25:26,366 --> 01:25:27,699
然后把脑袋歪一下

2104
01:25:27,866 --> 01:25:30,199
然后把两只手一起举起来耶

2105
01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:31,000
笑了

2106
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:34,866
啊你已经是一个会这样拍照的人了

2107
01:25:34,866 --> 01:25:38,933
你怎么才能摆出来你想要的大透视啊

2108
01:25:38,933 --> 01:25:41,933
转头人体动态飞扬

2109
01:25:41,933 --> 01:25:44,299
然后发丝非常规律的这个

2110
01:25:45,066 --> 01:25:46,566
呃特别帅气的风扇

2111
01:25:46,566 --> 01:25:48,299
你怎么提出这种要求呢

2112
01:25:48,300 --> 01:25:50,300
你现实中自己拍照都是耶

2113
01:25:50,300 --> 01:25:51,333
笑了这样子

2114
01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:53,133
哈哈哈

2115
01:25:54,366 --> 01:25:55,533
我们二次元拍照

2116
01:25:55,533 --> 01:25:58,333
简直就像在脸附近摇花手一样啊

2117
01:25:58,500 --> 01:26:02,000
围绕着这个大脑袋360度的比翼

2118
01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:03,466
哈哈

2119
01:26:04,466 --> 01:26:05,599
所以我就说老师

2120
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:06,266
你的水平

2121
01:26:06,266 --> 01:26:07,133
我真的我真的

2122
01:26:07,133 --> 01:26:09,466
很喜欢很喜欢你人体的动态感啊

2123
01:26:09,466 --> 01:26:10,166
老师

2124
01:26:10,166 --> 01:26:12,499
你自由发挥一个适合我的动作吧

2125
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:14,466
咱真提不出来啊

2126
01:26:14,466 --> 01:26:16,766
我要么就是左侧脸夜笑了

2127
01:26:16,766 --> 01:26:18,866
要么就是右侧脸夜笑了

2128
01:26:22,266 --> 01:26:23,466
那怎么办呢

2129
01:26:23,466 --> 01:26:25,733
你怎么能指望这样的我去

2130
01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:29,699
去指导这么会画画的老师呢

2131
01:26:29,766 --> 01:26:30,933
虽然我给钱了

2132
01:26:30,933 --> 01:26:32,066
但是扪心自问一下

2133
01:26:32,066 --> 01:26:35,766
我配吗这东西就有点像董明珠

2134
01:26:35,933 --> 01:26:36,999
虽然他是老板

2135
01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,133
但是他设计出那个

2136
01:26:38,133 --> 01:26:40,133
3万块钱一台的玫瑰空调

2137
01:26:40,133 --> 01:26:40,933
哈哈哈

2138
01:26:41,566 --> 01:26:43,066
消费者会买单吗

2139
01:26:43,066 --> 01:26:44,133
他不会啊

2140
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:46,300
老板有时候也不是那么好用的

2141
01:26:46,300 --> 01:26:47,700
要相信专业人才

2142
01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:49,933
只是这个专业人才给我输出的结果

2143
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:53,500
恰好就落在了这个不太符合

2144
01:26:53,666 --> 01:26:55,466
负责符合想象的这个结果

2145
01:26:55,466 --> 01:26:58,699
这不能怪人家啊

2146
01:26:58,700 --> 01:27:00,600
可以看看现在这个皮的全身吗

2147
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:01,766
可以啊没问题

2148
01:27:03,133 --> 01:27:05,299
你为什么不去找参考呢

2149
01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:07,766
我会陷入选择恐惧症的环节

2150
01:27:08,133 --> 01:27:09,799
而且我找到了很多参考

2151
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:12,100
目前都是都是AI图

2152
01:27:12,766 --> 01:27:14,066
然后我要是把AI图一发

2153
01:27:14,066 --> 01:27:14,566
我又担心

2154
01:27:14,566 --> 01:27:15,666
老师说哦

2155
01:27:15,666 --> 01:27:19,933
没有想到你堂堂的这个5.2万粉的VIP

2156
01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:21,866
你居然使用AI做参考

2157
01:27:21,866 --> 01:27:25,166
一点也不符合我们AI no的画师的原则

2158
01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:26,200
嗯

2159
01:27:28,466 --> 01:27:30,266
你不会皮套也是AI画的吧

2160
01:27:30,266 --> 01:27:33,366
我知道我头发纹理很很很细致啊

2161
01:27:33,366 --> 01:27:34,566
但真不是AI画的

2162
01:27:34,566 --> 01:27:36,566
我就现在都害怕人出警了

2163
01:27:36,566 --> 01:27:38,266
说我头发前发AI画的

2164
01:27:38,266 --> 01:27:40,466
没有啊我妈一点点给我抠的

2165
01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:45,466
我把捏泥人一点一点给我扣了

2166
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:49,333
但是现在跑AI就是蛮蛮多这个画风的

2167
01:27:49,333 --> 01:27:52,899
其实你为什么不找不是AI的参考呢

2168
01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:53,866
因为我是电脑

2169
01:27:53,866 --> 01:27:55,299
电脑呃

2170
01:27:55,300 --> 01:27:56,366
我找不到

2171
01:27:56,466 --> 01:27:57,533
死迷歪鼠

2172
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:01,466
这个皮就是不会笑哎

2173
01:28:06,066 --> 01:28:06,999
也会的

2174
01:28:07,766 --> 01:28:09,499
只是看到你笑不出来

2175
01:28:09,933 --> 01:28:11,533
嘴巴不动哦

2176
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,566
有可能是我的说话习惯变了

2177
01:28:16,566 --> 01:28:19,366
我应该让小虫再给我调一下这个参数

2178
01:28:19,366 --> 01:28:20,166
啊

2179
01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:23,366
因为我发现那个什么

2180
01:28:23,366 --> 01:28:26,466
我发现我发现经常笑

2181
01:28:26,466 --> 01:28:27,366
经常大笑

2182
01:28:27,366 --> 01:28:29,466
然后让我的法令纹变得严重

2183
01:28:31,666 --> 01:28:34,199
不想把直播收入用于做医美

2184
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:35,300
那太那个

2185
01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:36,533
呃太那个

2186
01:28:36,533 --> 01:28:38,066
眼睛睁不大啊

2187
01:28:38,066 --> 01:28:38,733
干嘛你们

2188
01:28:38,733 --> 01:28:41,566
你们怎么有这么多的这么多的想法

2189
01:28:41,966 --> 01:28:43,699
还是表情不够灵活是吧

2190
01:28:43,700 --> 01:28:46,300
我会把这些反馈都反馈给小虫的

2191
01:28:46,933 --> 01:28:48,133
这不很大吗

2192
01:28:51,533 --> 01:28:53,566
你把舰长撤回了

2193
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,500
天天拿着你那个舰长

2194
01:28:55,600 --> 01:28:57,933
拿个鸡毛掸子就号令主包

2195
01:28:59,333 --> 01:29:01,866
主播是你一个见长就欺负得了的吗

2196
01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:04,766
为什么不用AI找不算AI的参考呢

2197
01:29:04,766 --> 01:29:06,499
哦你是天才

2198
01:29:08,300 --> 01:29:10,366
他会不会给我版权规避啊

2199
01:29:10,366 --> 01:29:11,166
嗯

2200
01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:13,933
为什么不用手机找不算AI的参考呢

2201
01:29:13,933 --> 01:29:14,866
怎么找啊

2202
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:17,733
下个p站吗

2203
01:29:18,566 --> 01:29:19,966
这我手机上下下来的片

2204
01:29:19,966 --> 01:29:22,066
不知道为啥好像都都不是正版

2205
01:29:22,800 --> 01:29:24,866
看一下全身喂

2206
01:29:24,900 --> 01:29:26,000
看一下全身

2207
01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:32,133
其实我我这个人做设计呢

2208
01:29:32,133 --> 01:29:33,266
就有一些问题啊

2209
01:29:33,266 --> 01:29:34,599
就是我的很多亮点

2210
01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:38,266
都集中在直播的时候看不到的地方

2211
01:29:38,266 --> 01:29:40,399
比如说我们现在只能看到这两个

2212
01:29:40,533 --> 01:29:41,299
两个发箍

2213
01:29:41,300 --> 01:29:43,266
你可能有的时候觉得很奇怪

2214
01:29:43,733 --> 01:29:45,966
但是我们拉到下面就会发现这个

2215
01:29:46,066 --> 01:29:49,499
这个后发的散落程度是精心设计过的

2216
01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:52,866
这个后发是完全跟之前比起来

2217
01:29:52,866 --> 01:29:54,666
就更自然优化了的

2218
01:29:54,666 --> 01:29:57,266
新年做了个卷发可惜大家看不到

2219
01:29:58,700 --> 01:29:59,733
为什么会晃

2220
01:29:59,800 --> 01:30:02,533
就晃就晃就晃就晃

2221
01:30:02,533 --> 01:30:03,999
哈哈哈

2222
01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:07,566
你问GPT跟他说我要找一个

2223
01:30:10,166 --> 01:30:13,666
一女子元旦财气盛会

2224
01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:15,599
恭喜绵绵成功晋级决赛

2225
01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:16,733
谢谢你啊

2226
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:20,400
一女子为了不长法令纹皱纹多年

2227
01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:21,900
控制自己面无表情

2228
01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:23,933
哦我觉得这样挺好的

2229
01:30:23,933 --> 01:30:25,799
但我不行啊哎

2230
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:27,600
魅男主播都没露出来

2231
01:30:27,600 --> 01:30:30,466
真的魅男不是这

2232
01:30:30,466 --> 01:30:32,133
这是变态吧这是

2233
01:30:34,100 --> 01:30:36,500
有点像太监不确定

2234
01:30:39,933 --> 01:30:42,333
身体有物理不是很正常的事吗

2235
01:30:51,900 --> 01:30:54,600
然后这个腿的这个转弯

2236
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:56,400
这个其实我也很满意

2237
01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:58,166
这个腿好细

2238
01:30:59,166 --> 01:31:00,399
这大腿挺粗的

2239
01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:01,166
但你们看不到

2240
01:31:01,166 --> 01:31:03,199
你们也不该看着到

2241
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:05,766
到了小腿这边就就比较细了

2242
01:31:09,566 --> 01:31:10,866
你看你看小腿

2243
01:31:11,266 --> 01:31:12,599
小腿是肌肉腿

2244
01:31:16,300 --> 01:31:18,500
看到小腿又觉得不是很细了

2245
01:31:27,133 --> 01:31:28,666
你看上半身像旗袍

2246
01:31:28,666 --> 01:31:30,299
下半身像洛丽塔

2247
01:31:31,133 --> 01:31:32,799
这个是汉元素的洛

2248
01:31:33,533 --> 01:31:34,966
主播你为什么内八

2249
01:31:34,966 --> 01:31:36,966
因为我们我们管人是这样的

2250
01:31:36,966 --> 01:31:37,966
我们2,000人管人

2251
01:31:37,966 --> 01:31:38,999
好像都是这么站

2252
01:31:42,100 --> 01:31:43,666
颜色怎么不一样

2253
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:46,500
因为我一边穿袜子一边没穿

2254
01:31:47,333 --> 01:31:48,933
你管这个叫肌肉腿

2255
01:31:48,933 --> 01:31:50,366
只是啊不对

2256
01:31:50,366 --> 01:31:51,299
这不叫肌肉腿

2257
01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:52,666
膝盖内翻

2258
01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:56,966
我想起来膝盖内翻啊

2259
01:31:56,966 --> 01:31:59,866
正常人的话站着应该都是像左边这样

2260
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,133
但是但是这样的话就膝盖内翻啊

2261
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:13,933
你说的对

2262
01:32:13,933 --> 01:32:15,933
但是他真是改良旗袍吧

2263
01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:21,066
虽然不是纯旗袍

2264
01:32:21,066 --> 01:32:23,399
他是他是一到这的话

2265
01:32:23,400 --> 01:32:26,600
他是往旗袍的这个方向去设计的

2266
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,933
但我觉得到这太短了

2267
01:32:28,933 --> 01:32:31,199
然后就加了这个下面的

2268
01:32:32,600 --> 01:32:33,866
这衣服好喜欢

2269
01:32:33,866 --> 01:32:34,599
是吧

2270
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:35,133
我觉得

2271
01:32:35,133 --> 01:32:37,533
我幻师妈妈也挺喜欢这套衣服的

2272
01:32:37,600 --> 01:32:39,666
因为他把这套衣服的设计

2273
01:32:39,666 --> 01:32:42,399
然后挂在自己的这个迷幻师橱窗

2274
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:43,333
当立图呢

2275
01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:44,799
他觉得还挺好看的

2276
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:45,900
哈哈哈

2277
01:32:45,900 --> 01:32:46,700
我也觉得

2278
01:32:46,933 --> 01:32:49,099
就做出来效果还可以了

2279
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:51,600
真没米了

2280
01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:54,899
呃呃呃呃呃好好好

2281
01:33:02,733 --> 01:33:04,333
扎完更像鱼尾纹

2282
01:33:04,333 --> 01:33:05,299
你这个皮

2283
01:33:05,333 --> 01:33:08,533
最最有意思的是去掉头像

2284
01:33:08,533 --> 01:33:09,566
高挑姐姐

2285
01:33:09,566 --> 01:33:10,366
真的吗

2286
01:33:13,300 --> 01:33:14,100
真的吗

2287
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,133
这个配色改了好多

2288
01:33:19,700 --> 01:33:21,733
这个配色真的改了好多好多版

2289
01:33:21,933 --> 01:33:22,599
因为一开始

2290
01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:24,666
最开始设计时候真不是这样的

2291
01:33:25,466 --> 01:33:29,133
真的特别特别的偏差呀

2292
01:33:29,133 --> 01:33:31,733
这个颜色确认了好多次

2293
01:33:31,733 --> 01:33:33,266
真的好多好多次

2294
01:33:34,333 --> 01:33:36,166
因为想找一个既不

2295
01:33:36,166 --> 01:33:37,299
是紫色也不是粉色

2296
01:33:37,300 --> 01:33:39,266
也不是蓝色也不是黄色的

2297
01:33:39,300 --> 01:33:41,066
也不是白色也不是黑色的

2298
01:33:41,066 --> 01:33:42,599
又适合我的衣服

2299
01:33:42,966 --> 01:33:44,566
太困难了

2300
01:33:44,933 --> 01:33:45,866
然后这个红色

2301
01:33:45,866 --> 01:33:49,666
是调了非常多次才调出来的颜色啊

2302
01:33:50,466 --> 01:33:54,499
就只能说效果就挺适合1月二月穿的

2303
01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:58,533
哈哈哈也挺适合传统节日的时候穿的

2304
01:33:58,533 --> 01:34:00,966
这人总要有一套这种

2305
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:03,300
这种衣服撑门面的衣服吧

2306
01:34:03,300 --> 01:34:04,100
是吧

2307
01:34:04,766 --> 01:34:07,733
只看身子真像御姐啊

2308
01:34:08,366 --> 01:34:09,166
嗯

2309
01:34:11,666 --> 01:34:15,099
可能体型有点设置太高了但我说实话

2310
01:34:15,100 --> 01:34:17,700
大家可能这个衣服气质显御姐

2311
01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:21,166
因为我的手臂长度跟我的腿长

2312
01:34:22,900 --> 01:34:26,066
是严格还原了我上一个

2313
01:34:26,733 --> 01:34:30,399
我上一个皮的身材比例的啊

2314
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:31,766
除了因为高跟鞋

2315
01:34:31,766 --> 01:34:33,699
可能腿相对长了一点点

2316
01:34:33,700 --> 01:34:37,066
因为这个鞋是高跟就有点颠簸

2317
01:34:37,366 --> 01:34:39,966
他是严格还原了上一个皮的比例了

2318
01:34:39,966 --> 01:34:40,733
不知道怎么

2319
01:34:40,733 --> 01:34:42,533
就会给大家带来这样的感觉

2320
01:34:42,533 --> 01:34:43,666
哈哈

2321
01:34:43,666 --> 01:34:47,399
可能因为呃这个垫子变大了吧

2322
01:34:49,733 --> 01:34:52,799
是啊这个红真的真的是调了蛮久的

2323
01:34:52,966 --> 01:34:55,466
然后妈妈也是还原的非常给力啊

2324
01:34:55,466 --> 01:34:57,499
依稀记得给力的要流星蛋

2325
01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:58,200
哈哈

2326
01:34:58,200 --> 01:34:59,933
还有干爆的葱郁

2327
01:35:00,266 --> 01:35:03,766
又到了一年一度的爹妈爆干季了

2328
01:35:05,666 --> 01:35:06,466
哎

2329
01:35:08,500 --> 01:35:11,166
头大所以是不是上个皮的竖体做的

2330
01:35:11,166 --> 01:35:14,699
完全不是啊还媚男媚毛啊媚

2331
01:35:17,700 --> 01:35:18,333
完全不是

2332
01:35:18,333 --> 01:35:21,966
树体是重新画的就包括是那个什么

2333
01:35:23,766 --> 01:35:25,666
你们看现在放到这么大

2334
01:35:25,700 --> 01:35:28,066
然后就完全能看出来跟上一个不一样

2335
01:35:28,066 --> 01:35:30,399
还有那个皮肤的光泽感啊

2336
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:31,800
什么什么之类的

2337
01:35:35,866 --> 01:35:38,133
哎我这胸口这朵花怎么扯来扯去

2338
01:35:38,133 --> 01:35:38,966
他应该是个

2339
01:35:38,966 --> 01:35:40,366
他应该是个印花吗

2340
01:35:44,366 --> 01:35:47,133
胸上那个是半透明黑纱吗我不知道

2341
01:35:47,900 --> 01:35:48,700
哈哈

2342
01:35:48,700 --> 01:35:50,166
这我真不知道啊

2343
01:35:50,166 --> 01:35:52,266
因为涉及的时候就有这个东西

2344
01:35:53,900 --> 01:35:55,266
然后就

2345
01:35:55,666 --> 01:35:57,066
我也不知道是啥

2346
01:35:57,066 --> 01:35:58,533
反正反正就化了

2347
01:35:58,566 --> 01:36:00,766
应该是半透明的黑纱吧

2348
01:36:01,466 --> 01:36:03,099
但是他看起来就是

2349
01:36:03,100 --> 01:36:03,500
他们

2350
01:36:03,500 --> 01:36:06,300
他们说这个这个东西看起来像窗帘布

2351
01:36:06,500 --> 01:36:08,366
呃就不太像那个什么

2352
01:36:09,300 --> 01:36:10,933
还有人说什么呢

2353
01:36:10,966 --> 01:36:14,399
还有人说这个他其实是一个印花的

2354
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:16,366
就是说Devil猫的锁骨

2355
01:36:16,366 --> 01:36:18,899
跟这个隐隐约约的这个

2356
01:36:18,900 --> 01:36:21,500
这个胸口阴影全都是印上去的

2357
01:36:21,866 --> 01:36:23,933
其实根本就不属于我身体的一部分

2358
01:36:23,933 --> 01:36:24,666
我要澄清一下

2359
01:36:24,666 --> 01:36:25,999
是真的因为这个

2360
01:36:26,066 --> 01:36:29,799
这个东西确实是印在衣服上的啊

2361
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:31,466
你们单独看看

2362
01:36:31,466 --> 01:36:33,399
这个剪影的这个身材曲线

2363
01:36:33,466 --> 01:36:35,299
他其实并不大

2364
01:36:35,766 --> 01:36:36,466
是这个东西

2365
01:36:36,466 --> 01:36:37,599
他是印上去的

2366
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:39,300
哈哈哈哈

2367
01:36:39,300 --> 01:36:41,100
按照图层的顺序来说

2368
01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:42,766
他就是印上去的哈哈

2369
01:36:45,066 --> 01:36:45,966
锁骨也是

2370
01:36:45,966 --> 01:36:47,299
贴图啊啊啊

2371
01:36:47,300 --> 01:36:49,133
哈哈哈

2372
01:36:49,333 --> 01:36:50,766
像加了杂色

2373
01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:52,466
是这样折

2374
01:36:53,766 --> 01:36:56,333
那你们觉得这部分有必要重画吗

2375
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:02,500
今天太窄了

2376
01:37:02,500 --> 01:37:04,000
像小孩哎呦

2377
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:05,600
头发太大了吧

2378
01:37:06,666 --> 01:37:07,533
原来是硬的

2379
01:37:07,533 --> 01:37:08,733
难怪比原皮大

2380
01:37:08,733 --> 01:37:10,266
就破坏了

2381
01:37:11,666 --> 01:37:14,366
下一套还是会钢钢回去的

2382
01:37:14,366 --> 01:37:17,299
下一套我已经我意已决定要做钢板了

2383
01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:19,166
虚拟主播就这点方便啊

2384
01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:20,766
可以变大变小变漂亮

2385
01:37:22,333 --> 01:37:24,133
换原来的头就好

2386
01:37:24,133 --> 01:37:25,866
那不行因为换画师了

2387
01:37:25,866 --> 01:37:28,866
我不能让新画师妈妈照着原来的脸

2388
01:37:29,066 --> 01:37:30,533
一笔一笔的描吧

2389
01:37:30,700 --> 01:37:33,366
可是这既不尊重以前的妈妈

2390
01:37:33,366 --> 01:37:34,766
也不尊重现在的妈妈

2391
01:37:34,766 --> 01:37:36,199
但是脸这个东西

2392
01:37:36,366 --> 01:37:38,199
确实收到了大家的反馈啊

2393
01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,333
就是会尽量去优化一下他

2394
01:37:40,466 --> 01:37:41,266
嗯

2395
01:37:43,133 --> 01:37:43,899
头肩比接近

2396
01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:45,666
一撑死了就1.8

2397
01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:49,733
但是这个肩宽也跟原来是一样的呀

2398
01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:52,933
原来原来原皮也是这个肩宽啊

2399
01:37:54,500 --> 01:37:57,966
因为这个身材是确实是严格还原的

2400
01:37:58,266 --> 01:38:00,599
保留脸不是很正常的吗

2401
01:38:03,666 --> 01:38:05,766
保持脸虽然是很正常的

2402
01:38:06,766 --> 01:38:07,866
但是假设

2403
01:38:07,866 --> 01:38:10,266
说分辨率不一样怎么办呢

2404
01:38:10,266 --> 01:38:11,133
原来的脸

2405
01:38:11,133 --> 01:38:13,733
假设我们是720P分辨率

2406
01:38:14,200 --> 01:38:16,000
这个新皮的分辨率大概是

2407
01:38:16,133 --> 01:38:18,866
可能1080或者说更高一点

2408
01:38:19,666 --> 01:38:21,266
他居然没有4K那么高吧

2409
01:38:21,266 --> 01:38:23,599
其实1080跟4K之前他们画质不一样

2410
01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:24,400
怎么办

2411
01:38:28,966 --> 01:38:32,166
要不然我让我想要让妈妈试试看

2412
01:38:32,166 --> 01:38:35,399
就问问他能不能完全把轮廓叠上的

2413
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:36,200
去瞄

2414
01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,966
分辨率跟内容有什么关系

2415
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:41,000
那我的假设

2416
01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:41,566
有一天

2417
01:38:41,566 --> 01:38:45,299
你们看到我的身材都非常的正常

2418
01:38:45,300 --> 01:38:46,733
但是我的脸却很糊

2419
01:38:46,733 --> 01:38:48,266
不会觉得很怪吗

2420
01:38:55,200 --> 01:38:58,400
原来的头和媚娅的情商让你结晶的

2421
01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,933
哈哈哈

2422
01:39:00,766 --> 01:39:02,666
那我要看一看吧

2423
01:39:02,733 --> 01:39:05,466
那我我得问一下他愿不愿意

2424
01:39:05,800 --> 01:39:08,100
我不能强迫他对吧

2425
01:39:08,366 --> 01:39:09,366
得问一下

2426
01:39:10,133 --> 01:39:13,699
我说不愿意的话那那也那也不行

2427
01:39:14,300 --> 01:39:16,900
呃确实呼声挺高的

2428
01:39:16,900 --> 01:39:18,300
画布的东西问题

2429
01:39:18,300 --> 01:39:19,800
画的东西有什么关系

2430
01:39:19,900 --> 01:39:22,333
不能把不能把原来的这个脸

2431
01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:24,066
直接贴到这个上面啊

2432
01:39:25,133 --> 01:39:27,733
你不能直接把原来的脸贴到上面

2433
01:39:27,733 --> 01:39:29,966
贴到上面的话好像会出问题吧

2434
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:33,900
我觉得还有一个原因啊

2435
01:39:33,900 --> 01:39:37,333
就是大家看在我侧脸的时候等一下

2436
01:39:40,566 --> 01:39:42,666
这个时候是不是感觉会好一点啊

2437
01:39:42,666 --> 01:39:43,099
我可

2438
01:39:43,100 --> 01:39:46,533
我觉得可能是这个眼睛跟脸的比例

2439
01:39:46,533 --> 01:39:48,699
把那个边上的睫毛给遮住了

2440
01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:50,333
所以说大家只能看到

2441
01:39:51,266 --> 01:39:52,799
只能看到中间的这个地方

2442
01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:54,266
看不到这个睫毛尖

2443
01:39:54,600 --> 01:39:55,466
这个睫毛尖

2444
01:39:55,466 --> 01:39:57,999
是五官构成的一个比较重要的部分

2445
01:39:58,000 --> 01:39:58,800
啊

2446
01:39:58,933 --> 01:40:02,066
啊有这个睫毛尖的话感觉会好一点

2447
01:40:02,066 --> 01:40:02,399
所以说

2448
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:04,733
我们就是下一次换衣服的时候

2449
01:40:04,733 --> 01:40:06,733
也会做这种头发的

2450
01:40:06,966 --> 01:40:10,466
跟眉毛和睫毛的这种半透明映射啊

2451
01:40:10,466 --> 01:40:12,533
已经把这个需求报上去了

2452
01:40:12,533 --> 01:40:14,299
可能会相对好一些然

2453
01:40:14,300 --> 01:40:16,866
后五官这部分我也会尽力去优化的

2454
01:40:17,300 --> 01:40:19,300
开个大画布重画一个

2455
01:40:22,700 --> 01:40:25,533
问一下对睫毛夹影响真的挺大的

2456
01:40:28,100 --> 01:40:30,400
有这个睫毛夹一下感觉聪明了不少

2457
01:40:32,966 --> 01:40:34,599
因为大家大家要知道

2458
01:40:34,600 --> 01:40:35,300
很多的时候

2459
01:40:35,300 --> 01:40:36,600
你就是对着一个

2460
01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:38,666
每天你看了很久很久的东西

2461
01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:41,900
你其实一时吧你是看不出来变化的

2462
01:40:41,900 --> 01:40:44,333
就像你哪怕是瘦了10斤20斤

2463
01:40:44,366 --> 01:40:46,799
然后你去跟爸爸妈妈

2464
01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:48,333
就每天朝夕相处的人

2465
01:40:48,333 --> 01:40:50,566
他们可能也看不出来你瘦了多少

2466
01:40:50,700 --> 01:40:52,266
但很久没见的人吧

2467
01:40:52,533 --> 01:40:53,399
你一看哇

2468
01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:54,533
你瘦这么多啊

2469
01:40:54,600 --> 01:40:56,466
哎你这个腰变细了

2470
01:40:56,466 --> 01:40:59,666
感觉你的这个肩膀也窄了一圈啊

2471
01:40:59,666 --> 01:41:02,366
他们就能非常轻易的去看到

2472
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:03,400
知道吧

2473
01:41:04,666 --> 01:41:07,199
他们就能非常轻易的去看到这个东西

2474
01:41:07,533 --> 01:41:08,333
嗯

2475
01:41:09,966 --> 01:41:13,866
所以说我有大概很久没有

2476
01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:17,866
就是贴脸去看过我这个皮的时候

2477
01:41:17,900 --> 01:41:19,966
然后一下子贴脸去看

2478
01:41:19,966 --> 01:41:23,166
马上就看出了一些之前因为盯的太久

2479
01:41:23,166 --> 01:41:24,966
完全看不出来的一些问题

2480
01:41:24,966 --> 01:41:25,766
啊

2481
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:28,400
哈

2482
01:41:29,366 --> 01:41:30,566
新年好

2483
01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:32,766
好困什么

2484
01:41:32,766 --> 01:41:34,166
没米了嗯

2485
01:41:38,400 --> 01:41:38,666
哎

2486
01:41:38,666 --> 01:41:39,966
我怎么试了

2487
01:41:39,966 --> 01:41:41,533
想看酸辣白菜的皮

2488
01:41:41,533 --> 01:41:43,566
主播能约酸辣白菜老师吗

2489
01:41:43,566 --> 01:41:46,666
你今天就是人如其牌的嘞

2490
01:41:47,333 --> 01:41:49,133
狠狠的膈应主包他是吧

2491
01:41:49,133 --> 01:41:50,666
哈哈哈哈

2492
01:41:51,100 --> 01:41:53,066
主要长得像个人样就是了

2493
01:41:53,066 --> 01:41:53,899
谁管你谢谢他

2494
01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:56,133
我管啊我很在乎的

2495
01:41:57,200 --> 01:41:58,000
哼

2496
01:41:59,333 --> 01:42:00,133
哼

2497
01:42:04,133 --> 01:42:05,966
现在我们有好多效果都升级了

2498
01:42:05,966 --> 01:42:06,933
包括就流泪

2499
01:42:06,933 --> 01:42:08,566
但是因为我很少哭

2500
01:42:09,300 --> 01:42:12,200
所以说你们可能都看不太清

2501
01:42:12,300 --> 01:42:17,366
这个现在都有流水滴的那个那个效果

2502
01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:26,800
妈

2503
01:42:31,666 --> 01:42:34,133
什么打哈欠呀哈欠啊

2504
01:42:34,133 --> 01:42:36,499
昨天晚上为了看我对比赛

2505
01:42:36,500 --> 01:42:38,066
只睡了三个小时

2506
01:42:38,066 --> 01:42:40,533
然后兢兢业业的来

2507
01:42:40,533 --> 01:42:43,766
来这个只睡了3个小时的情况下

2508
01:42:43,766 --> 01:42:45,899
充满活力的给大家走吧

2509
01:42:47,900 --> 01:42:49,400
然后你你还在里面

2510
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:52,600
又开始打哈欠养嘎吃了

2511
01:42:53,600 --> 01:42:54,400
那

2512
01:42:56,900 --> 01:42:58,466
都不知道你们咋回事啊

2513
01:42:58,466 --> 01:42:59,899
你们就像那个嘎吱

2514
01:42:59,900 --> 01:43:01,366
就像田里的野草啊

2515
01:43:01,366 --> 01:43:02,533
天天拔天天拔

2516
01:43:02,766 --> 01:43:05,133
然后不知道咋回事又长出来了

2517
01:43:05,133 --> 01:43:07,333
就这种感觉啊

2518
01:43:07,333 --> 01:43:09,066
哪有粉丝也是这样的

2519
01:43:09,766 --> 01:43:11,133
我真服了

2520
01:43:12,200 --> 01:43:13,000
哎呀

2521
01:43:14,966 --> 01:43:16,699
哎你怎么是了

2522
01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:21,366
你可以不看比赛

2523
01:43:21,366 --> 01:43:22,899
我有自己的生活

2524
01:43:23,300 --> 01:43:24,100
嗯

2525
01:43:28,600 --> 01:43:30,133
别在这边约瑟

2526
01:43:30,133 --> 01:43:32,099
出来别恶心主播

2527
01:43:33,700 --> 01:43:35,133
怎么顶风作案呢

2528
01:43:35,133 --> 01:43:36,499
主播在这训呢

2529
01:43:36,700 --> 01:43:37,766
不是训坟

2530
01:43:37,766 --> 01:43:38,933
不是要你结晶

2531
01:43:38,933 --> 01:43:40,333
是要你赶快醒醒

2532
01:43:40,333 --> 01:43:42,199
你不应该是一块石头

2533
01:43:42,333 --> 01:43:43,166
你不也是

2534
01:43:43,166 --> 01:43:44,566
你也不是一粒种子

2535
01:43:44,566 --> 01:43:45,099
这什么歌

2536
01:43:45,100 --> 01:43:46,100
我要给你点一下

2537
01:43:46,600 --> 01:43:47,700
气死我了

2538
01:43:48,766 --> 01:43:50,166
是不是汪峰的歌啊

2539
01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:52,166
我一想到他万年老二

2540
01:43:53,900 --> 01:43:55,100
我就难受

2541
01:43:56,100 --> 01:43:56,900
哎

2542
01:43:57,866 --> 01:43:58,666
谢谢

2543
01:43:59,333 --> 01:43:59,666
哎呦

2544
01:43:59,666 --> 01:44:00,499
什么玩意

2545
01:44:00,900 --> 01:44:01,700
对不起

2546
01:44:05,200 --> 01:44:07,566
不小心把爱心也按出来了

2547
01:44:08,466 --> 01:44:11,699
这玩意这这是什么什么什么歌来着

2548
01:44:12,266 --> 01:44:13,333
被做掉了

2549
01:44:13,333 --> 01:44:15,466
好事好事

2550
01:44:18,500 --> 01:44:19,666
怎么还冒爱心

2551
01:44:19,666 --> 01:44:22,133
点错了我要点这个

2552
01:44:22,133 --> 01:44:23,199
你不是一块石头

2553
01:44:23,200 --> 01:44:24,066
我要点4

2554
01:44:24,066 --> 01:44:25,966
这个4号绑定的是我的

2555
01:44:25,966 --> 01:44:28,566
那个什么绑定的是我的爱心眼

2556
01:44:29,300 --> 01:44:31,466
平常没事谁动这个小键盘啊

2557
01:44:31,466 --> 01:44:33,299
这不打字的时候才这样吗

2558
01:44:38,133 --> 01:44:39,799
啊这首歌叫什么来着

2559
01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:42,600
快快救我一下快救我一下

2560
01:44:42,900 --> 01:44:44,000
什么冒爱心了

2561
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:45,666
爆米了米了

2562
01:44:46,800 --> 01:44:47,700
我真服了

2563
01:44:47,700 --> 01:44:48,500
哎呦

2564
01:44:49,300 --> 01:44:50,333
还在训呢

2565
01:44:50,333 --> 01:44:51,333
还在还在训

2566
01:44:51,333 --> 01:44:54,999
还在训训训一下真爆啊

2567
01:44:56,333 --> 01:44:57,266
抱抱也不行了

2568
01:44:57,266 --> 01:44:58,733
这是直播事故啊

2569
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:01,200
谢谢憨巴狗的焦糖布丁的香肠

2570
01:45:01,200 --> 01:45:04,666
谢谢小红的闪耀盲盒的疯狂心动啊

2571
01:45:04,933 --> 01:45:05,866
哈哈

2572
01:45:05,866 --> 01:45:07,899
这什么向下的自由哇

2573
01:45:07,900 --> 01:45:09,466
养肝养肝养肝

2574
01:45:09,466 --> 01:45:11,299
苞米真真爽快啊

2575
01:45:11,733 --> 01:45:12,899
怎么会这样

2576
01:45:14,700 --> 01:45:16,900
谢谢田园江湖胡不归的新月

2577
01:45:16,900 --> 01:45:18,133
盲盒的情书啊

2578
01:45:18,133 --> 01:45:18,966
谢谢谢谢

2579
01:45:18,966 --> 01:45:20,766
但还是很很内心复杂的

2580
01:45:20,766 --> 01:45:21,766
不知道为什么

2581
01:45:21,933 --> 01:45:24,266
谢谢沈老师的牛蛙和打call啊

2582
01:45:24,266 --> 01:45:25,533
谢谢你爆点红包礼物

2583
01:45:25,533 --> 01:45:26,399
轰得你还立盖走

2584
01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:27,666
你怎么也好这口啊

2585
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:30,666
不用装娇小柔弱猫

2586
01:45:30,666 --> 01:45:32,166
这是我的职业素养

2587
01:45:32,166 --> 01:45:33,899
跟谁在看没关系

2588
01:45:33,966 --> 01:45:35,099
就是我室友在看

2589
01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:36,066
我也这样

2590
01:45:36,566 --> 01:45:36,866
哎呦

2591
01:45:36,866 --> 01:45:38,366
别提了就今年

2592
01:45:38,366 --> 01:45:41,799
今年拜年的时候发现乐乐给我发微信

2593
01:45:42,133 --> 01:45:44,399
圣诞那个时候我忘回了

2594
01:45:45,200 --> 01:45:47,466
然后我看我一看乐乐说的是什么

2595
01:45:48,166 --> 01:45:52,066
他说Merry Christmas 12月25号

2596
01:45:52,066 --> 01:45:53,366
圣诞快乐哦

2597
01:45:53,600 --> 01:45:54,400
宝宝

2598
01:45:54,666 --> 01:45:59,099
你的直播真的好慷慨激昂好精彩呀

2599
01:46:07,066 --> 01:46:08,699
不不不现在事到如今

2600
01:46:08,800 --> 01:46:09,966
在这个新年已死

2601
01:46:09,966 --> 01:46:11,766
我已经不知道怎么回复他了

2602
01:46:13,866 --> 01:46:15,533
谢谢普罗玛的力士糖啊

2603
01:46:15,533 --> 01:46:17,466
谢谢冷烈谷的贝拉的情书啊

2604
01:46:17,466 --> 01:46:19,999
谢谢普罗玛的财气盲盒的好运风车

2605
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:21,333
轰动你艾利卡特

2606
01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:22,366
谢谢谢谢

2607
01:46:24,166 --> 01:46:25,066
这啥谢谢谢谢

2608
01:46:25,066 --> 01:46:27,799
谢谢贝拉的心与悦啊

2609
01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:28,900
有点眉笔了

2610
01:46:28,900 --> 01:46:30,100
你都看这么多场

2611
01:46:30,100 --> 01:46:31,066
什么时候去当解说

2612
01:46:31,066 --> 01:46:33,499
我倾向性太强了对吧

2613
01:46:34,266 --> 01:46:37,899
组队杀人我又笑又笑又叫啊

2614
01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:40,966
这个对面杀人我又哭又闹

2615
01:46:40,966 --> 01:46:42,299
这怎么当解说呀

2616
01:46:42,300 --> 01:46:43,500
倾向性这么强

2617
01:46:43,500 --> 01:46:44,333
哈哈哈

2618
01:46:44,566 --> 01:46:46,066
然后我还天天在这嘴

2619
01:46:46,133 --> 01:46:47,666
我说我说那个什么

2620
01:46:47,666 --> 01:46:49,799
我说某某某个队伍啊

2621
01:46:49,800 --> 01:46:51,866
粉丝犯权生态严重啊

2622
01:46:52,066 --> 01:46:53,266
某某某选手啊

2623
01:46:53,266 --> 01:46:54,266
德不配位啊

2624
01:46:54,266 --> 01:46:54,899
然后这个

2625
01:46:54,900 --> 01:46:57,066
这个观众还拼命的给他挽尊啊

2626
01:46:57,333 --> 01:46:58,799
然后某某队伍啊

2627
01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:01,366
这个这个从教练到老板

2628
01:47:01,366 --> 01:47:04,566
然后说话全都全都狂的要命

2629
01:47:04,700 --> 01:47:06,300
之后呢这个成绩呢

2630
01:47:06,300 --> 01:47:08,400
真是一天不如一天啊啊

2631
01:47:08,400 --> 01:47:11,900
4强8强16强还有退役的某某选手啊

2632
01:47:12,333 --> 01:47:15,199
真是在家里面公公又私事啊

2633
01:47:15,200 --> 01:47:16,333
每天在那引战

2634
01:47:16,333 --> 01:47:17,266
我的评价是

2635
01:47:17,266 --> 01:47:20,699
人家四强8强16强都比你在家强啊

2636
01:47:21,133 --> 01:47:22,499
没有必要去评价人家

2637
01:47:22,500 --> 01:47:23,900
人家好歹还在打呢

2638
01:47:24,133 --> 01:47:25,066
就只能说主

2639
01:47:25,066 --> 01:47:26,666
播的倾向就某某某啊

2640
01:47:26,666 --> 01:47:27,933
某某某有点太强了

2641
01:47:27,933 --> 01:47:28,766
不太好啊

2642
01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:31,933
哎呦找不到找不到那个什么了

2643
01:47:32,133 --> 01:47:32,999
还不是媚男

2644
01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:35,933
爱爱爱爱爱爱爱爱

2645
01:47:37,066 --> 01:47:38,299
真爆米呀

2646
01:47:38,300 --> 01:47:40,400
这个新月盲盒说首充必赚

2647
01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:42,900
那是吧你剩下一点给我点一个

2648
01:47:42,900 --> 01:47:44,466
哪呢没看到啊

2649
01:47:45,700 --> 01:47:47,200
能不能再爱心演一下

2650
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:48,666
卧槽你给我上个总督

2651
01:47:48,666 --> 01:47:50,133
我给你考虑再爱心演一下

2652
01:47:50,133 --> 01:47:50,566
不是

2653
01:47:50,566 --> 01:47:52,699
五块二毛钱星月盲盒

2654
01:47:52,700 --> 01:47:54,000
你让我再爱心演一下

2655
01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:55,900
我本来就不爱用这个按键

2656
01:47:56,566 --> 01:47:57,366
不是

2657
01:47:57,400 --> 01:47:58,200
呃

2658
01:47:59,066 --> 01:48:00,599
你有点呃呃了

2659
01:48:04,100 --> 01:48:05,900
我怕你被什么解充了

2660
01:48:05,900 --> 01:48:07,200
我都没有点名啊

2661
01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:08,866
是吧我没有点名是谁啊

2662
01:48:08,866 --> 01:48:11,133
你怎么就敢假设是某一个

2663
01:48:11,400 --> 01:48:13,266
某一个立信选手呢

2664
01:48:13,266 --> 01:48:14,733
我没有点名是谁啊

2665
01:48:15,533 --> 01:48:17,466
抗压型解说big dad

2666
01:48:17,666 --> 01:48:19,066
这都敢说啊

2667
01:48:19,066 --> 01:48:20,599
某某队伍怎么拿不到冠军啊

2668
01:48:20,600 --> 01:48:21,766
我们某某队伍啊

2669
01:48:21,766 --> 01:48:24,499
我们成都某某已经有了三个冠军了

2670
01:48:24,600 --> 01:48:25,400
啊

2671
01:48:25,966 --> 01:48:28,466
我们成都某某已经有三个冠军了

2672
01:48:28,466 --> 01:48:29,799
是吧晚安晚安

2673
01:48:30,066 --> 01:48:31,366
嗯关注柯猫猫

2674
01:48:31,366 --> 01:48:32,166
嗯

2675
01:48:32,500 --> 01:48:33,866
你解说不要了

2676
01:48:33,866 --> 01:48:34,966
反正他也没请我

2677
01:48:34,966 --> 01:48:36,666
请我的时候我得删号呗

2678
01:48:36,900 --> 01:48:37,700
删录播啊

2679
01:48:37,700 --> 01:48:38,666
这场标记一下

2680
01:48:38,666 --> 01:48:40,499
就是等请我时候把录播删了

2681
01:48:40,500 --> 01:48:44,666
哈哈哈那我肯定要发出自己的声音

2682
01:48:44,666 --> 01:48:46,299
我是嘉宾解说吧

2683
01:48:46,300 --> 01:48:47,100
是吧

2684
01:48:47,666 --> 01:48:50,099
我也不可能是现场解说

2685
01:48:50,100 --> 01:48:52,666
但是我觉得解说端水真挺累的吧

2686
01:48:53,333 --> 01:48:55,199
你说他没有自己喜欢的队伍

2687
01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:57,000
没有自己亲近队伍怎么可能呢

2688
01:48:57,000 --> 01:48:59,200
那他没有自己讨厌的人品不好的选手

2689
01:48:59,200 --> 01:49:00,200
怎么可能呢

2690
01:49:00,266 --> 01:49:02,566
那都知道电竞选手那个人品啊

2691
01:49:02,666 --> 01:49:04,099
不管在哪个电竞圈

2692
01:49:04,100 --> 01:49:06,500
小圈有小事大圈有大事啊

2693
01:49:07,333 --> 01:49:11,099
是吧小圈大鬼大圈小鬼什么都有啊

2694
01:49:11,100 --> 01:49:13,133
不管是小一点的

2695
01:49:13,133 --> 01:49:14,799
什么坑队友的

2696
01:49:14,800 --> 01:49:16,733
挂机的红温的

2697
01:49:16,733 --> 01:49:18,333
然后这个摆烂的或

2698
01:49:18,333 --> 01:49:20,133
者是不怎么训练的啊

2699
01:49:20,133 --> 01:49:22,733
这个年龄上去了打不了的

2700
01:49:22,733 --> 01:49:24,366
这这些其实都还好吧

2701
01:49:24,566 --> 01:49:26,199
然后早年黑历史的

2702
01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:29,300
然后还有这些涉涉及些危险红线的

2703
01:49:29,500 --> 01:49:31,466
然后直播的时候就是卖口罩

2704
01:49:31,466 --> 01:49:33,666
卖大果卖槟榔的这些啊

2705
01:49:33,666 --> 01:49:36,366
或者说是什么哎呀

2706
01:49:37,533 --> 01:49:39,766
德州之夜呀什么什么的

2707
01:49:39,900 --> 01:49:42,566
然后还有一些涉及到性缘方面的

2708
01:49:42,766 --> 01:49:44,099
睡粉出轨

2709
01:49:44,500 --> 01:49:46,533
PC这些等等等等的

2710
01:49:47,533 --> 01:49:50,133
哎还有这个未成年这之类的

2711
01:49:50,133 --> 01:49:51,533
什么什么都有啊

2712
01:49:51,600 --> 01:49:52,300
我只能说

2713
01:49:52,300 --> 01:49:54,966
电竞选手他真的真的就是这样的

2714
01:49:54,966 --> 01:49:57,599
那你作为一个道德感正常的人

2715
01:49:57,600 --> 01:49:58,533
你怎么不

2716
01:49:58,600 --> 01:49:58,900
怎么

2717
01:49:58,900 --> 01:50:01,666
不会因为这些某某一部分的事情

2718
01:50:01,666 --> 01:50:02,866
去讨厌他们呢

2719
01:50:02,933 --> 01:50:05,199
然后再考虑一下这个粉丝的问题啊

2720
01:50:05,300 --> 01:50:08,700
那有一些粉丝他是真那个啥呀

2721
01:50:08,900 --> 01:50:09,700
对吧

2722
01:50:10,066 --> 01:50:10,699
有些粉丝

2723
01:50:10,700 --> 01:50:12,100
他是真舍弃了

2724
01:50:12,100 --> 01:50:14,866
自己也要爱自己的这个正主啊

2725
01:50:14,866 --> 01:50:16,066
可能他们长大了

2726
01:50:16,066 --> 01:50:17,166
或者说他们理智一点

2727
01:50:17,166 --> 01:50:18,866
就会觉得这样根本不值得

2728
01:50:19,400 --> 01:50:20,800
但其实这种情况下

2729
01:50:20,800 --> 01:50:21,533
就电竞选手

2730
01:50:21,533 --> 01:50:22,099
已经成为了

2731
01:50:22,100 --> 01:50:24,666
他们个体的一个强大的投射了

2732
01:50:24,900 --> 01:50:27,000
这个电竞选手不再是他们个体

2733
01:50:27,000 --> 01:50:29,933
也不再是让他们闲暇时间获得快乐的

2734
01:50:29,933 --> 01:50:32,933
一个一个娱乐型的一个人物啊

2735
01:50:32,933 --> 01:50:34,966
而是说就投射了他的价值观

2736
01:50:35,200 --> 01:50:36,533
如果说你说哎

2737
01:50:36,533 --> 01:50:38,899
你们叉叉怎么这么不好啊

2738
01:50:38,900 --> 01:50:40,466
他接受不了你的否定

2739
01:50:40,600 --> 01:50:42,933
不是因为他觉得他哥真这么完美

2740
01:50:42,933 --> 01:50:45,766
而是因为他觉得你否定了他的信仰

2741
01:50:45,766 --> 01:50:46,899
是否定了他本人

2742
01:50:46,900 --> 01:50:47,800
他接受不了

2743
01:50:48,100 --> 01:50:49,400
他肯定要护的啊

2744
01:50:49,400 --> 01:50:50,966
我们叉叉怎么怎么努力

2745
01:50:50,966 --> 01:50:52,399
我们叉叉怎么怎么那什么

2746
01:50:52,400 --> 01:50:55,066
怎么小黑子就盯着这点黑子事说呢

2747
01:50:55,066 --> 01:50:57,266
是吧你们根本就不了解他

2748
01:50:57,266 --> 01:50:59,899
我比流言蜚语更早认识他什么的

2749
01:51:01,200 --> 01:51:01,500
就是

2750
01:51:01,500 --> 01:51:04,766
也是这些人构成了这个消费主力军吧

2751
01:51:04,766 --> 01:51:06,399
就还是挺挺那啥的

2752
01:51:07,933 --> 01:51:09,933
谢谢谢谢

2753
01:51:10,066 --> 01:51:12,099
玩个落幕的星月盲盒的情书啊

2754
01:51:12,100 --> 01:51:12,866
感谢支持啊

2755
01:51:12,866 --> 01:51:14,533
在成都狼队夺冠当天啊

2756
01:51:14,533 --> 01:51:16,366
我们成都狼队今天有4个冠军了

2757
01:51:16,366 --> 01:51:17,266
恭喜他恭喜他

2758
01:51:17,266 --> 01:51:19,199
成为我们中国大陆赛区第一个4冠

2759
01:51:19,200 --> 01:51:20,166
4冠战队啊

2760
01:51:20,333 --> 01:51:21,733
非常非常的厉害啊

2761
01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:23,000
这个也恭喜爱将

2762
01:51:23,100 --> 01:51:25,333
在这个新人出道的时候就成为了

2763
01:51:25,333 --> 01:51:27,799
我去泡面撒

2764
01:51:27,800 --> 01:51:30,600
西布利谢谢妹妹的舰长互动

2765
01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:33,466
你好另外动物啥时候来的

2766
01:51:33,466 --> 01:51:35,799
妹妹你这不会自动续费吧

2767
01:51:36,300 --> 01:51:37,700
一妹妹扣个一

2768
01:51:41,200 --> 01:51:43,466
因为一来感觉有理由开始唱电棍了

2769
01:51:43,466 --> 01:51:44,866
我正好犯愁怎么混

2770
01:51:44,866 --> 01:51:45,699
剩下就20分钟

2771
01:51:45,700 --> 01:51:47,700
哈哈哈哈哈哈

2772
01:51:47,700 --> 01:51:48,733
真自动去问吧

2773
01:51:48,733 --> 01:51:49,499
哎呀他没来

2774
01:51:49,500 --> 01:51:50,900
好吧那没法唱电棍了

2775
01:51:50,900 --> 01:51:51,866
好可惜呀

2776
01:51:52,400 --> 01:51:53,533
嗯可以

2777
01:51:53,533 --> 01:51:55,966
晚安吧你不叫我主人的话可以啊

2778
01:51:55,966 --> 01:51:57,399
你叫我主播就可以

2779
01:51:57,400 --> 01:51:59,333
我们不是那种可以叫主人关系啊

2780
01:51:59,566 --> 01:52:00,866
晚安灰色社会人

2781
01:52:00,866 --> 01:52:02,333
呃下次记得叫主播

2782
01:52:02,366 --> 01:52:03,166
嗯

2783
01:52:04,700 --> 01:52:07,300
一39139 好吧好吧

2784
01:52:08,066 --> 01:52:08,999
真是自动的

2785
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:09,933
我操低

2786
01:52:09,933 --> 01:52:12,333
但是还是我们李杰还是要做全的

2787
01:52:12,333 --> 01:52:14,499
万一妹妹哪天翻录播还是能翻到

2788
01:52:14,500 --> 01:52:15,366
嘿嘿

2789
01:52:17,333 --> 01:52:18,099
好的主播

2790
01:52:18,100 --> 01:52:19,066
OK没问题

2791
01:52:19,066 --> 01:52:20,199
晚安小灰灰

2792
01:52:21,566 --> 01:52:22,899
对你敬我一尺

2793
01:52:22,900 --> 01:52:24,133
我敬你一丈

2794
01:52:24,133 --> 01:52:25,733
晚安苏伟仁老爷

2795
01:52:25,733 --> 01:52:28,199
哈哈哈

2796
01:52:29,700 --> 01:52:30,500
好了好了

2797
01:52:30,500 --> 01:52:31,300
晚安了

2798
01:52:33,300 --> 01:52:36,366
嘟嘟嘟

2799
01:52:36,666 --> 01:52:39,333
我们说到哪了啊

2800
01:52:41,400 --> 01:52:42,566
怎么又忘了呢

2801
01:52:42,566 --> 01:52:44,466
啊气死我了

2802
01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:47,266
有些时候

2803
01:52:47,266 --> 01:52:51,266
会表现出一些在强撑之中的

2804
01:52:51,266 --> 01:52:52,733
这个ad症状啊

2805
01:52:52,733 --> 01:52:53,533
嗯

2806
01:52:54,133 --> 01:52:54,933
真是自动的

2807
01:52:54,933 --> 01:52:55,866
哇厉害

2808
01:52:56,800 --> 01:52:58,500
我敬你一把米诺

2809
01:52:58,700 --> 01:53:00,533
你敬我奥利安费是吧

2810
01:53:00,533 --> 01:53:01,333
谢谢你

2811
01:53:02,133 --> 01:53:03,566
自动怎么会叫139

2812
01:53:03,566 --> 01:53:05,666
因为你今天已经139了

2813
01:53:05,666 --> 01:53:08,266
能不能不要无视小红的坚强

2814
01:53:08,266 --> 01:53:09,799
哈哈哈

2815
01:53:10,500 --> 01:53:10,733
小红

2816
01:53:10,733 --> 01:53:12,666
上线了呀因为啊

2817
01:53:13,133 --> 01:53:14,899
希望所有自动续费的人

2818
01:53:14,900 --> 01:53:16,800
会在点外卖差几块钱的时候

2819
01:53:16,800 --> 01:53:17,966
想到这个店长

2820
01:53:17,966 --> 01:53:19,066
不会是你吧

2821
01:53:19,600 --> 01:53:20,266
不会是你吧

2822
01:53:20,266 --> 01:53:21,799
沈老师你发了两遍

2823
01:53:22,466 --> 01:53:23,533
你不会是你

2824
01:53:23,533 --> 01:53:25,866
不会是之前给主播自动续费店长

2825
01:53:25,866 --> 01:53:29,166
然后想搓一顿好的发现差几块钱吧

2826
01:53:29,166 --> 01:53:31,099
然后就点进一看啊

2827
01:53:31,100 --> 01:53:32,333
哔哩哔哩那个

2828
01:53:33,266 --> 01:53:35,099
呃上海宽余啊

2829
01:53:35,100 --> 01:53:37,700
上海宽余付费文教娱乐138

2830
01:53:37,866 --> 01:53:39,799
真的吗哈哈哈

2831
01:53:40,866 --> 01:53:43,299
好辛苦沈老师好辛苦

2832
01:53:43,300 --> 01:53:45,533
还是要做好这个财产管理啊

2833
01:53:45,533 --> 01:53:48,799
就让自己的这个抗风险能力更强一点

2834
01:53:48,866 --> 01:53:49,666
嗯嗯

2835
01:53:50,166 --> 01:53:52,099
开了真开了吗

2836
01:53:52,300 --> 01:53:54,166
耶耶耶真开了吗

2837
01:53:55,600 --> 01:53:56,800
谢谢你取关

2838
01:53:56,800 --> 01:53:57,666
三盘子跑路

2839
01:53:57,666 --> 01:53:58,466
没有啊

2840
01:53:59,300 --> 01:54:01,000
两年不是哎

2841
01:54:02,266 --> 01:54:04,199
这怎么好像要噶了的人

2842
01:54:04,200 --> 01:54:06,500
达成了自己的愿望就噶了呢

2843
01:54:06,533 --> 01:54:08,599
别呀别别走好吗

2844
01:54:10,200 --> 01:54:11,300
别走好吗

2845
01:54:13,700 --> 01:54:16,100
谢谢已经抢到我的6个总督了

2846
01:54:16,100 --> 01:54:18,700
哈哈太子殿下

2847
01:54:19,900 --> 01:54:24,100
你永远都是我们直播间的啊

2848
01:54:24,100 --> 01:54:25,200
你们都是6.5的

2849
01:54:25,200 --> 01:54:26,200
开视频

2850
01:54:27,700 --> 01:54:29,666
好像也不能是我们直播间的

2851
01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:33,066
上海宽裕文教娱乐减19998

2852
01:54:33,466 --> 01:54:34,733
非常的文教娱乐

2853
01:54:34,733 --> 01:54:35,666
我的评价是

2854
01:54:37,000 --> 01:54:37,500
你们觉得

2855
01:54:37,500 --> 01:54:39,733
我今天这个黑暗骑士唱的怎么样啊

2856
01:54:41,133 --> 01:54:43,866
可能现在逐渐的睡醒了嗯

2857
01:54:45,366 --> 01:54:47,866
怎么会有人一边直播一边睡觉啊

2858
01:54:48,066 --> 01:54:48,866
啊

2859
01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:50,733
太子牌子还在吗

2860
01:54:50,733 --> 01:54:51,566
他应该还在吧

2861
01:54:51,566 --> 01:54:52,333
只是不带了

2862
01:54:52,333 --> 01:54:53,699
毕竟结婚的人了

2863
01:54:53,700 --> 01:54:54,866
要学会检点

2864
01:54:54,866 --> 01:54:57,799
要带的话只能只能你老婆

2865
01:54:57,800 --> 01:54:58,900
有没有牌子啊

2866
01:54:59,400 --> 01:55:01,700
只能只能带你老婆的牌子啊

2867
01:55:01,700 --> 01:55:03,966
要结婚的人是这样的对吧

2868
01:55:04,366 --> 01:55:06,499
就都已经交往关系了就

2869
01:55:06,500 --> 01:55:09,266
虽然说在在主播直播间里出现

2870
01:55:09,266 --> 01:55:11,333
但是太子跟太子妃

2871
01:55:11,333 --> 01:55:13,399
对于主播直播内容的信任啊

2872
01:55:13,400 --> 01:55:15,400
知道主播不会养噶啊

2873
01:55:15,400 --> 01:55:16,966
别说太子噶不噶的问题啊

2874
01:55:16,966 --> 01:55:17,799
主播会先拿扫

2875
01:55:17,800 --> 01:55:18,933
把把太子赶出去的

2876
01:55:18,933 --> 01:55:20,566
哈哈哈

2877
01:55:20,566 --> 01:55:23,133
属于是一个双向奔赴的一个信任啊

2878
01:55:23,133 --> 01:55:25,199
非常的没有什么太大的问题

2879
01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:26,000
呃

2880
01:55:26,700 --> 01:55:30,000
要结婚的人了就不要不要让

2881
01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:30,700
那什么呀

2882
01:55:30,700 --> 01:55:32,533
没听着再唱一遍吧

2883
01:55:32,533 --> 01:55:34,533
再唱的话也得换个别的歌唱吧

2884
01:55:34,700 --> 01:55:36,500
总不能一首歌唱两次吧

2885
01:55:37,466 --> 01:55:39,499
你外父还在准备转生呢

2886
01:55:39,500 --> 01:55:41,500
别急这真是一点都不藏啊

2887
01:55:41,500 --> 01:55:42,733
主播给你面子

2888
01:55:42,733 --> 01:55:43,866
哈哈

2889
01:55:43,866 --> 01:55:45,366
你怎么一点都不藏呢

2890
01:55:45,366 --> 01:55:47,133
你能不能说这准备出道啊

2891
01:55:47,133 --> 01:55:48,166
差不多得了

2892
01:55:48,166 --> 01:55:49,099
嗯好吧

2893
01:55:51,200 --> 01:55:52,666
社团里被看到牌子

2894
01:55:52,666 --> 01:55:54,499
他们骂你二次管人吃

2895
01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:55,300
呜呜

2896
01:55:55,866 --> 01:55:58,466
你还是那个经典的招数啊

2897
01:55:58,466 --> 01:56:00,899
对吧你在二次元社团里面活动

2898
01:56:01,100 --> 01:56:02,500
看到一一人的牌子

2899
01:56:02,500 --> 01:56:03,866
他们骂你管人吃

2900
01:56:04,366 --> 01:56:06,966
你说你推的寡人对你很好对吧

2901
01:56:06,966 --> 01:56:09,166
你说什么他都会回复

2902
01:56:09,166 --> 01:56:11,666
他会每天讲笑话逗你开心

2903
01:56:11,866 --> 01:56:13,266
而在你睡觉之前呢

2904
01:56:13,266 --> 01:56:15,499
给你作为一个催眠的电台啊

2905
01:56:15,500 --> 01:56:18,566
还有一摇一摆的大尾巴供你取乐

2906
01:56:18,733 --> 01:56:20,266
哈哈哈

2907
01:56:20,766 --> 01:56:21,933
然后有的时候呢

2908
01:56:21,933 --> 01:56:23,899
也能从这边听到一些

2909
01:56:24,133 --> 01:56:25,399
就是梗啊之类的

2910
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:27,000
我连梗指南都取关了

2911
01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:28,000
就是为绵密啊

2912
01:56:28,000 --> 01:56:29,766
就是行走的梗指南啊

2913
01:56:30,066 --> 01:56:33,899
有他在我可以以最快的速度

2914
01:56:33,900 --> 01:56:36,866
成为各个领域的虚假老嗨

2915
01:56:37,133 --> 01:56:39,299
呃你们有这样的管人吧

2916
01:56:39,300 --> 01:56:40,100
对吧

2917
01:56:40,466 --> 01:56:43,299
既然都是动漫社或者是社团类的了

2918
01:56:43,300 --> 01:56:45,933
想必大家肯定也都有二次元的推吧

2919
01:56:46,200 --> 01:56:48,600
你打了再多钱摆了再多阵是吧

2920
01:56:48,600 --> 01:56:50,966
你推都不会跟你说一句话

2921
01:56:51,200 --> 01:56:52,300
但是绵绵啊

2922
01:56:52,300 --> 01:56:55,266
是吧一个舰长那还能认知你一年多

2923
01:56:55,600 --> 01:56:56,500
你不改名字

2924
01:56:56,500 --> 01:56:58,966
下次绵绵还记得你是舰长

2925
01:56:59,966 --> 01:57:03,333
这个现实的人影响了虚拟的人

2926
01:57:03,333 --> 01:57:08,599
对吧非常的非常的划算有性价比啊

2927
01:57:08,600 --> 01:57:09,166
对吧

2928
01:57:09,166 --> 01:57:10,899
你看他们买不买股嘛

2929
01:57:11,866 --> 01:57:14,199
你在游戏里面抽卡啊

2930
01:57:14,200 --> 01:57:15,800
抽个一单两单3单4单

2931
01:57:16,166 --> 01:57:18,533
那你说这个卡这个角色

2932
01:57:18,533 --> 01:57:19,733
你跟他誓约了

2933
01:57:19,733 --> 01:57:21,066
他真属于你吗

2934
01:57:21,100 --> 01:57:23,100
他的游戏层面上他都不一定属于你

2935
01:57:23,100 --> 01:57:25,133
搞不好他是雷蒙夫人呢是吧

2936
01:57:26,800 --> 01:57:28,900
但是美艳美艳确实会记得你啊

2937
01:57:28,900 --> 01:57:30,900
你确实就是耶耶人的一员啊

2938
01:57:31,566 --> 01:57:32,366
你问他们

2939
01:57:32,366 --> 01:57:35,533
他们觉得自己有对你有寡人对你好吗

2940
01:57:35,700 --> 01:57:38,733
是吧寡人就每天祝你新年快乐

2941
01:57:38,733 --> 01:57:41,466
逢年过节都在直播间坚守岗位

2942
01:57:41,466 --> 01:57:42,133
陪伴着你

2943
01:57:42,133 --> 01:57:43,933
像你公司门口的报刊亭啊

2944
01:57:43,933 --> 01:57:46,199
不是保安亭的这个大叔一样

2945
01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:48,866
每天你上下班的时候哎来了哎走了

2946
01:57:48,866 --> 01:57:49,599
是吧

2947
01:57:49,600 --> 01:57:52,266
你跟他们有那么熟吗没有吧

2948
01:57:52,566 --> 01:57:53,366
是吧

2949
01:57:54,200 --> 01:57:55,500
没有比燕子更好的

2950
01:57:55,500 --> 01:57:57,600
哈哈那那那那也不至于吧

2951
01:57:57,600 --> 01:57:58,400
只是说

2952
01:57:58,933 --> 01:58:02,066
凭什么对别人的爱好指手画脚啊

2953
01:58:03,000 --> 01:58:04,933
怎么怎么人就这么那啥呢

2954
01:58:04,933 --> 01:58:07,199
他们就没有什么爱好吗

2955
01:58:08,500 --> 01:58:09,600
就退一万步来说

2956
01:58:09,600 --> 01:58:11,133
每个人都会打交吧

2957
01:58:11,133 --> 01:58:14,599
你跟他们说他们打交是淫荡的色魔

2958
01:58:14,766 --> 01:58:16,299
一点也没有自控力

2959
01:58:16,533 --> 01:58:18,599
沉迷于如乖如乖的人

2960
01:58:18,600 --> 01:58:20,100
只能度过相对失败的一生

2961
01:58:20,100 --> 01:58:21,533
你看他们怎么反驳你

2962
01:58:21,733 --> 01:58:23,899
天天拿点大道理压人

2963
01:58:24,333 --> 01:58:25,133
哎呀

2964
01:58:25,466 --> 01:58:26,766
有什么好说的

2965
01:58:28,966 --> 01:58:30,499
我推的管人会骂人

2966
01:58:30,500 --> 01:58:31,600
你们有这样推吗

2967
01:58:31,600 --> 01:58:33,266
真是米米又淹淹啊

2968
01:58:33,366 --> 01:58:33,899
哎呦

2969
01:58:33,900 --> 01:58:35,200
主播要现在真会骂人

2970
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:35,966
话一个接一句

2971
01:58:35,966 --> 01:58:37,166
骂的都不是人啊

2972
01:58:37,366 --> 01:58:38,966
昨天小生打架

2973
01:58:39,100 --> 01:58:40,866
不要你的

2974
01:58:40,866 --> 01:58:41,866
什么警察

2975
01:58:41,866 --> 01:58:43,699
连上了信息高速路

2976
01:58:43,733 --> 01:58:47,366
我要点一首网游费人齐送曲

2977
01:58:47,366 --> 01:58:48,866
啊哈哈

2978
01:58:48,866 --> 01:58:51,166
我喜欢这个网游

2979
01:58:53,166 --> 01:58:55,733
费人齐送曲

2980
01:59:01,200 --> 01:59:02,000
这个这个

2981
01:59:03,500 --> 01:59:03,900
啊

2982
01:59:03,900 --> 01:59:05,133
无法添加播放

2983
01:59:05,466 --> 01:59:06,333
怎么会这

2984
01:59:08,266 --> 01:59:08,999
你的什么

2985
01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:10,800
你不会点必胜客了吧

2986
01:59:15,366 --> 01:59:16,866
啊听这个人的吧

2987
01:59:17,266 --> 01:59:19,699
这个是我早年常听的一个唱剑

2988
01:59:19,700 --> 01:59:21,000
不知道现在干嘛去

2989
01:59:25,966 --> 01:59:26,666
你呀你要有自

2990
01:59:26,666 --> 01:59:27,466
己的生活

2991
01:59:27,466 --> 01:59:28,699
那我有自己的生活

2992
01:59:28,700 --> 01:59:30,133
我会告诉大家的

2993
01:59:30,600 --> 01:59:32,133
不是我确实

2994
01:59:32,133 --> 01:59:34,166
你说我跨年我是不是我出门了

2995
01:59:34,166 --> 01:59:35,533
我就说我不直播了

2996
01:59:35,866 --> 01:59:37,599
那我确实跨年去了呀

2997
01:59:39,366 --> 01:59:39,933
这不像

2998
01:59:39,933 --> 01:59:41,699
那个雷蒙夫人就是对吧

2999
01:59:41,700 --> 01:59:44,400
十年之后你昏迷了十年

3000
01:59:44,400 --> 01:59:46,100
十年之后一醒来啊

3001
01:59:46,100 --> 01:59:48,800
他已经表现表现出讨厌你

3002
01:59:48,800 --> 01:59:49,600
是吧

3003
01:59:50,500 --> 01:59:54,400
他们看呃呃和呃呃这个

3004
01:59:56,066 --> 01:59:57,933
这个我不能念这两个词

3005
01:59:57,933 --> 01:59:59,899
但是他们看都看了对吧

3006
02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:03,000
他们都看管人了

3007
02:00:03,066 --> 02:00:05,566
那那你们应该是商业互骂吧

3008
02:00:07,500 --> 02:00:08,266
唉

3009
02:00:08,266 --> 02:00:09,366
当管人当的

3010
02:00:09,366 --> 02:00:10,599
唉看管人看的

3011
02:00:10,600 --> 02:00:11,900
哈哈哈

3012
02:00:14,166 --> 02:00:16,166
那咋办只能让别人帮你打

3013
02:00:16,166 --> 02:00:16,966
什么

3014
02:00:17,333 --> 02:00:18,466
还要说什么

3015
02:00:20,333 --> 02:00:21,666
晚上好甜心

3016
02:00:22,133 --> 02:00:22,933
新年好

3017
02:00:23,933 --> 02:00:25,399
主播大半年也在

3018
02:00:25,400 --> 02:00:26,500
什么没有吧

3019
02:00:26,933 --> 02:00:28,199
燕子什么时候下播

3020
02:00:28,200 --> 02:00:29,966
我快了快了快了

3021
02:00:30,566 --> 02:00:31,533
再播一会吧

3022
02:00:31,566 --> 02:00:33,133
再再播再播一会吧

3023
02:00:33,133 --> 02:00:35,499
有没有有没有有没有有没有

3024
02:00:35,500 --> 02:00:36,900
小哥哥加班见长

3025
02:00:36,900 --> 02:00:38,300
我想把这140凑上

3026
02:00:39,866 --> 02:00:40,899
不行强迫症要犯了

3027
02:00:40,900 --> 02:00:41,766
我受不了

3028
02:00:44,466 --> 02:00:45,899
这首歌真是好歌吧

3029
02:00:45,900 --> 02:00:48,133
建议大家都听听啊新年好

3030
02:00:48,400 --> 02:00:50,300
at the bar but couldn't kick it

3031
02:00:50,300 --> 02:00:57,000
can't know she's the mother

3032
02:01:01,500 --> 02:01:04,200
特别特别适合我们二次元的一首歌啊

3033
02:01:04,500 --> 02:01:06,266
但应该多多看一看

3034
02:01:07,933 --> 02:01:08,866
太健康了

3035
02:01:08,866 --> 02:01:10,299
真真健康吗

3036
02:01:10,733 --> 02:01:12,066
你好像听过

3037
02:01:13,100 --> 02:01:14,266
这个应该怎么念

3038
02:01:14,266 --> 02:01:16,199
我一般叫他累饿了

3039
02:01:16,333 --> 02:01:17,733
但应该这么念吧

3040
02:01:17,733 --> 02:01:18,666
不应该吧

3041
02:01:18,766 --> 02:01:21,933
你现在县长加班不是超过140就下班吧

3042
02:01:22,900 --> 02:01:25,533
为了凑140我也可以加那么十几分钟了

3043
02:01:25,533 --> 02:01:27,366
哈哈哈

3044
02:01:30,600 --> 02:01:31,966
新年好波波

3045
02:01:38,366 --> 02:01:38,566
啊

3046
02:01:38,566 --> 02:01:40,299
一个词都一个字都没发对

3047
02:01:40,300 --> 02:01:41,266
哎呦天呐

3048
02:01:57,600 --> 02:01:59,466
你们俩怎么一起来的呀

3049
02:01:59,866 --> 02:02:00,699
甜甜甜

3050
02:02:01,333 --> 02:02:05,299
锁死哈哈哈锁锁死

3051
02:02:13,666 --> 02:02:15,799
之后找找两首歌唱一下

3052
02:02:16,133 --> 02:02:17,966
然后凑不到也就下了

3053
02:02:18,800 --> 02:02:19,966
有点有点小累

3054
02:02:19,966 --> 02:02:22,266
感觉有点是不是该睡觉了

3055
02:02:22,266 --> 02:02:23,066
该吗

3056
02:02:28,766 --> 02:02:31,399
可能他们是自动打卡好吧

3057
02:02:31,800 --> 02:02:32,600
哎

3058
02:02:32,766 --> 02:02:33,866
自动打卡

3059
02:02:34,200 --> 02:02:36,900
每次自动打卡都会欺骗我的感情

3060
02:02:36,900 --> 02:02:39,266
我以为真来人了呢

3061
02:02:41,000 --> 02:02:42,900
不是呀他们都有我牌子

3062
02:02:42,900 --> 02:02:44,533
怎么还来打卡呀

3063
02:02:49,500 --> 02:02:50,100
嗨

3064
02:02:50,100 --> 02:02:52,000
你们不能提醒我要下播了

3065
02:02:52,000 --> 02:02:52,933
你们知道吗

3066
02:02:53,133 --> 02:02:53,999
就有时候

3067
02:02:54,466 --> 02:02:56,499
哎呦自己也也该提醒了

3068
02:02:56,500 --> 02:02:57,300
也该提醒了

3069
02:02:57,300 --> 02:03:00,066
就播太久的时候应该提醒我要下播了

3070
02:03:00,066 --> 02:03:01,699
就超过两个半小时

3071
02:03:02,300 --> 02:03:03,566
假如说是什么呢

3072
02:03:03,566 --> 02:03:04,533
假如说是

3073
02:03:06,733 --> 02:03:08,333
刚刚两个小时的话

3074
02:03:08,333 --> 02:03:10,533
就大家一提醒我

3075
02:03:10,533 --> 02:03:14,966
然后我马上就播不下去了

3076
02:03:14,966 --> 02:03:18,599
就进入了一种被告知的现在该下班了

3077
02:03:18,600 --> 02:03:20,366
你应该回家了

3078
02:03:20,466 --> 02:03:21,566
就那种状态

3079
02:03:23,166 --> 02:03:23,566
主播

3080
02:03:23,566 --> 02:03:26,533
我期末中一点书没看就听见老师唠叨

3081
02:03:26,533 --> 02:03:28,333
那你跟主播说有什么用啊

3082
02:03:28,333 --> 02:03:29,699
你应该跟老师说

3083
02:03:29,700 --> 02:03:31,533
抱着老师大腿去求啊

3084
02:03:32,266 --> 02:03:33,199
不过说实话

3085
02:03:33,200 --> 02:03:36,566
就是有些时候虽然我也会这样

3086
02:03:36,566 --> 02:03:38,799
但是其实我不太理解为什么会这样

3087
02:03:39,300 --> 02:03:40,566
就怎么说呢

3088
02:03:40,566 --> 02:03:43,266
大家应该知道北美这边的期末周吧

3089
02:03:43,400 --> 02:03:44,766
就期末周的时候

3090
02:03:44,766 --> 02:03:50,566
大概就是从十二月十几号到12月20来号

3091
02:03:50,566 --> 02:03:51,799
就结束了

3092
02:03:51,966 --> 02:03:53,099
就20来号啊

3093
02:03:53,100 --> 02:03:55,300
有有可能到二十一二号结束

3094
02:03:56,933 --> 02:04:00,199
然后我室友在跨年的当天

3095
02:04:00,366 --> 02:04:03,066
收到了学生的一封邮件

3096
02:04:03,133 --> 02:04:05,266
因为他是PSG在读嘛

3097
02:04:05,266 --> 02:04:05,899
他就是也

3098
02:04:05,900 --> 02:04:08,133
当天他收到了学生的一封邮件

3099
02:04:08,133 --> 02:04:11,166
就是希望要一个额外的分数

3100
02:04:11,166 --> 02:04:13,599
就是想要重新复译一下作业的分数

3101
02:04:13,766 --> 02:04:16,199
因为他是有这个权限的

3102
02:04:16,266 --> 02:04:18,133
他虽然说是有这个权限吧

3103
02:04:18,133 --> 02:04:20,166
但是说你想想

3104
02:04:20,333 --> 02:04:23,166
期末考试结束都已经一周多了

3105
02:04:23,266 --> 02:04:25,199
正常来说这个时候是不应该看的了

3106
02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:27,666
但我室友还是非常静静的看了一下

3107
02:04:27,866 --> 02:04:29,966
结果发现他的那个复议

3108
02:04:31,533 --> 02:04:35,599
他的那个副业比作业本身要长三倍

3109
02:04:36,933 --> 02:04:38,999
就是跟我室友说

3110
02:04:39,000 --> 02:04:41,733
我是怎么怎么努力的去完成这个作业

3111
02:04:41,733 --> 02:04:42,333
这作业里面

3112
02:04:42,333 --> 02:04:44,166
什么时候部分让我受益良多啊

3113
02:04:44,166 --> 02:04:46,399
什么时候这门课这学期怎么怎么样

3114
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:48,300
然后你应该对我有什么什么印象

3115
02:04:48,300 --> 02:04:49,666
或者我我怎么怎么样

3116
02:04:49,666 --> 02:04:51,099
就是我这个这个分数

3117
02:04:51,100 --> 02:04:52,966
对我以后的发展的非常非常重要

3118
02:04:52,966 --> 02:04:54,799
我想要复习到多少多少多少的分数

3119
02:04:54,800 --> 02:04:56,600
请你一定要多多多多考虑一下

3120
02:04:56,600 --> 02:04:58,166
反正就是类似于这种话

3121
02:04:59,400 --> 02:05:01,500
这个这封邮件的长度是

3122
02:05:01,500 --> 02:05:04,866
我把那个电脑的字号放到最小

3123
02:05:05,466 --> 02:05:06,866
还塞了两个屏幕

3124
02:05:09,333 --> 02:05:10,133
我说

3125
02:05:11,333 --> 02:05:11,533
我说

3126
02:05:11,533 --> 02:05:14,499
我这辈子从来都没写过这么长的邮件

3127
02:05:14,500 --> 02:05:16,133
看人真的不烦吗

3128
02:05:16,133 --> 02:05:18,566
他说我作为看的人我保守

3129
02:05:18,766 --> 02:05:18,999
哥

3130
02:05:19,000 --> 02:05:20,933
我告诉你是烦的

3131
02:05:22,066 --> 02:05:22,866
但是我要看一下

3132
02:05:22,866 --> 02:05:25,133
他这个作业到底写的对不对啊

3133
02:05:25,133 --> 02:05:27,099
我觉得我说已经蛮好的了

3134
02:05:27,866 --> 02:05:30,166
要是正常来说完全可以不理他的

3135
02:05:30,166 --> 02:05:33,299
尤其是过了这么久写这么长的邮件

3136
02:05:33,366 --> 02:05:34,699
然后去要一个邮件

3137
02:05:34,700 --> 02:05:37,500
长度就可能1/2左右的那个作业

3138
02:05:37,500 --> 02:05:40,066
很小的作业就给GPT

3139
02:05:40,066 --> 02:05:40,666
总结一下

3140
02:05:40,666 --> 02:05:42,399
我也怀疑是GPT写的

3141
02:05:44,300 --> 02:05:45,066
怎么说呢

3142
02:05:45,066 --> 02:05:46,466
GPT写邮件这个东西

3143
02:05:46,466 --> 02:05:46,866
真的

3144
02:05:46,866 --> 02:05:49,333
可能给看邮件的人带来了很大的困扰

3145
02:05:49,533 --> 02:05:50,599
因为不是别人在写

3146
02:05:50,600 --> 02:05:51,666
因为我也在写

3147
02:05:51,700 --> 02:05:54,533
哈哈哈但我一般会让他写的短一点

3148
02:05:54,533 --> 02:05:56,966
把一些没有用的套话都删掉

3149
02:05:59,666 --> 02:06:02,399
要让GPG去表达很多很多意思的话

3150
02:06:02,400 --> 02:06:03,866
他就会很费劲

3151
02:06:04,366 --> 02:06:05,533
他不但是费劲

3152
02:06:05,533 --> 02:06:07,066
而且会怎么样呢

3153
02:06:12,533 --> 02:06:14,199
他会特别特别吵

3154
02:06:14,333 --> 02:06:16,299
我们学那个邮件礼仪的时候

3155
02:06:16,300 --> 02:06:16,700
就说

3156
02:06:16,700 --> 02:06:20,300
你尽量要简洁的把你的需求放出来

3157
02:06:20,300 --> 02:06:24,333
然后不要过分的去自我暴露

3158
02:06:24,333 --> 02:06:25,499
就是你怎么想的

3159
02:06:25,500 --> 02:06:29,333
这个事有些时候跟教授

3160
02:06:29,600 --> 02:06:31,800
跟TA他是没有什么关系的

3161
02:06:31,800 --> 02:06:33,900
你不要把这些东西都写上去

3162
02:06:34,533 --> 02:06:35,899
你要请病假的话

3163
02:06:35,900 --> 02:06:37,500
对吧就说你拉肚子了

3164
02:06:37,500 --> 02:06:41,333
你不要把那个你的马桶拍进去了

3165
02:06:41,333 --> 02:06:42,166
就有点

3166
02:06:42,166 --> 02:06:43,499
我们有点

3167
02:06:43,500 --> 02:06:45,100
有点太太隐私了

3168
02:06:45,100 --> 02:06:46,300
你不应该这样做

3169
02:06:46,300 --> 02:06:47,366
哈哈哈

3170
02:06:48,533 --> 02:06:51,933
别人的年终总结评价你都丢GPD写了

3171
02:06:51,933 --> 02:06:54,166
那挺好最后就会使用什么呢

3172
02:06:54,166 --> 02:06:55,699
AI互相回复

3173
02:06:56,400 --> 02:06:58,000
当年我们看那个论和话

3174
02:06:58,000 --> 02:07:02,066
就是我同时有好朋友a跟好朋友b

3175
02:07:02,300 --> 02:07:03,100
好朋友a呢

3176
02:07:03,100 --> 02:07:04,200
喜欢上了好朋友b

3177
02:07:04,200 --> 02:07:04,933
好朋友b呢

3178
02:07:04,933 --> 02:07:06,299
好像隐隐约约有点意思

3179
02:07:06,300 --> 02:07:08,366
他们俩就在这个聊天里面拉扯

3180
02:07:08,500 --> 02:07:08,766
然后

3181
02:07:08,766 --> 02:07:11,066
我在面对着这个好朋友a的时候呢

3182
02:07:11,066 --> 02:07:12,733
他说哎b给我发了一段话

3183
02:07:12,733 --> 02:07:13,933
我该怎么回复呀

3184
02:07:13,933 --> 02:07:16,566
然后你绞尽脑汁的写了一段话

3185
02:07:16,566 --> 02:07:17,366
回复了b

3186
02:07:17,566 --> 02:07:18,666
然后你去找b玩的时候

3187
02:07:18,666 --> 02:07:19,499
b又说哎

3188
02:07:19,500 --> 02:07:22,266
你快跟我看看昨天a跟我说的这个话

3189
02:07:22,333 --> 02:07:23,799
呃我都不知道怎么写

3190
02:07:23,800 --> 02:07:26,000
你一看这不是你自己写的东西吗

3191
02:07:26,266 --> 02:07:27,566
然后你想你

3192
02:07:27,566 --> 02:07:29,699
又绞尽脑汁的自己去编了一段话

3193
02:07:29,700 --> 02:07:30,700
去回复a呀

3194
02:07:30,900 --> 02:07:33,366
结果你发现你他们俩之间的感情的

3195
02:07:33,366 --> 02:07:35,099
实际上都是你在代笔啊

3196
02:07:35,100 --> 02:07:37,200
就是GP就起到了这样的一个作用

3197
02:07:39,133 --> 02:07:39,933
哎

3198
02:07:41,100 --> 02:07:43,800
感觉从大一那会认认真真的看两星期

3199
02:07:43,800 --> 02:07:45,000
到现在看两眼了

3200
02:07:45,000 --> 02:07:46,566
你逐渐的变成老油条

3201
02:07:46,566 --> 02:07:48,399
当你变成彻底老油条的时候

3202
02:07:48,500 --> 02:07:50,800
你已经洞悉了大学里的所有规则

3203
02:07:50,800 --> 02:07:51,666
的时候啊

3204
02:07:51,733 --> 02:07:53,266
就是你毕业的时候了

3205
02:07:53,266 --> 02:07:55,666
你就已经不能留着你了哈哈哈

3206
02:07:56,933 --> 02:07:57,733
就是

3207
02:07:57,900 --> 02:07:59,366
大一充满敬畏啊

3208
02:07:59,366 --> 02:08:00,899
大二逐渐试探啊

3209
02:08:00,900 --> 02:08:02,300
大三越发放肆

3210
02:08:02,300 --> 02:08:03,766
大四无法无天啊

3211
02:08:03,766 --> 02:08:04,133
等到

3212
02:08:04,133 --> 02:08:07,266
你要开始把你这种无法无天的思想

3213
02:08:07,266 --> 02:08:08,533
传递给其他人的时候

3214
02:08:08,533 --> 02:08:11,933
就是时候从大学里滚出去了哈哈哈

3215
02:08:13,933 --> 02:08:15,199
燕子代笔吗

3216
02:08:15,300 --> 02:08:17,466
你可以给我写

3217
02:08:17,466 --> 02:08:18,999
然后无儿GPT

3218
02:08:19,400 --> 02:08:20,733
哈哈哈

3219
02:08:21,900 --> 02:08:23,333
就包括公司也是啊

3220
02:08:23,333 --> 02:08:24,766
你逐渐第一年的时候

3221
02:08:24,766 --> 02:08:26,266
什么脏活累活都你干

3222
02:08:26,266 --> 02:08:28,766
第二年的时候逐渐学会准时下班

3223
02:08:28,766 --> 02:08:30,066
第三年的时候呢

3224
02:08:30,066 --> 02:08:31,299
有的时候请点试驾

3225
02:08:31,300 --> 02:08:32,400
第四年的时候呢

3226
02:08:32,933 --> 02:08:34,599
你做上了中层管理

3227
02:08:34,800 --> 02:08:39,700
这个时候呢既不太适生产又工资很高

3228
02:08:39,766 --> 02:08:42,499
然后第五年裁员的时候就要被开了

3229
02:08:44,333 --> 02:08:46,966
你你喜欢欺负大四的小孩

3230
02:08:46,966 --> 02:08:49,533
你研究员你不会真是糟蹋吧

3231
02:08:50,533 --> 02:08:52,166
哎珍珠假珠

3232
02:08:52,166 --> 02:08:53,866
像种株代谢

3233
02:08:53,900 --> 02:08:55,166
要写什么呀

3234
02:08:55,800 --> 02:08:58,066
我第三年的时候一直没看

3235
02:09:01,733 --> 02:09:03,499
但是现在企业学精了

3236
02:09:03,500 --> 02:09:04,566
他们发现什么呢

3237
02:09:04,566 --> 02:09:05,933
何必留你到第三年

3238
02:09:05,933 --> 02:09:08,499
我始终用第一年的人来循环

3239
02:09:08,500 --> 02:09:09,400
不就行了吗

3240
02:09:12,900 --> 02:09:14,933
哎就业市场本色

3241
02:09:14,933 --> 02:09:16,099
就突然愣住了

3242
02:09:16,100 --> 02:09:16,666
这对啊

3243
02:09:16,666 --> 02:09:17,766
真的很真实吧

3244
02:09:17,766 --> 02:09:20,666
我觉得好像社会真的是这样的

3245
02:09:21,533 --> 02:09:22,999
他包括甚至当妈妈

3246
02:09:23,000 --> 02:09:23,800
爸爸也是

3247
02:09:23,800 --> 02:09:26,333
孩子刚出生的时候小心翼翼啊让

3248
02:09:26,333 --> 02:09:27,866
他爬两下都害怕

3249
02:09:28,066 --> 02:09:29,533
然后第一年的时候呢

3250
02:09:29,533 --> 02:09:30,966
逐渐就偶尔吧

3251
02:09:31,400 --> 02:09:32,400
给自己家人带

3252
02:09:32,400 --> 02:09:34,666
然后出去看个电影什么的

3253
02:09:34,800 --> 02:09:35,533
第二年呢

3254
02:09:35,533 --> 02:09:38,133
就比较比较小比较正常了

3255
02:09:38,766 --> 02:09:41,499
第三年吃点啥东西也不害怕了啊

3256
02:09:43,200 --> 02:09:45,400
实习生真干不了啥活

3257
02:09:45,500 --> 02:09:46,900
那倒也是吧

3258
02:09:47,900 --> 02:09:49,666
但是有很多重复性工作

3259
02:09:49,666 --> 02:09:51,933
我感觉目前还挺需要实习生的

3260
02:09:53,200 --> 02:09:55,133
主播当妈好熟练啊

3261
02:09:55,133 --> 02:09:56,733
那是我已经有俩孩子了

3262
02:09:56,733 --> 02:09:58,066
有个就是你是吧

3263
02:09:58,300 --> 02:10:00,600
你你给自己挑选一个兄弟姐妹吧

3264
02:10:03,066 --> 02:10:05,499
上总督能给你公司当法人吗

3265
02:10:05,700 --> 02:10:07,666
我可以在你公司里面占股

3266
02:10:07,666 --> 02:10:09,599
可以吗哈哈哈

3267
02:10:10,166 --> 02:10:12,966
第三年孩子身边最危险的也是爸爸

3268
02:10:12,966 --> 02:10:14,366
哈哈哈哈

3269
02:10:18,500 --> 02:10:20,733
第3点让孩子直播抽奖

3270
02:10:23,266 --> 02:10:25,366
管人吃的脑子真的是

3271
02:10:26,566 --> 02:10:28,966
第一年必须要用42度水泡奶粉

3272
02:10:28,966 --> 02:10:31,299
你看我这就是没当过妈说的话

3273
02:10:31,300 --> 02:10:33,800
虚一换这个明显就是当过爹说的话

3274
02:10:35,466 --> 02:10:37,933
因为我没有办法举到具体的例子

3275
02:10:37,933 --> 02:10:40,199
但是他真的举到具体例子吗

3276
02:10:40,600 --> 02:10:41,400
嗯

3277
02:10:43,666 --> 02:10:44,999
用手机也是第二年

3278
02:10:45,000 --> 02:10:46,133
我都懒得贴膜

3279
02:10:46,133 --> 02:10:46,766
但不知道为啥

3280
02:10:46,766 --> 02:10:47,533
手机的时候

3281
02:10:47,533 --> 02:10:49,666
刚拿到手特别特别容易摔坏

3282
02:10:50,500 --> 02:10:52,266
不是我不是买了个新十五吗

3283
02:10:52,266 --> 02:10:55,599
我说哎你怎么还在用你这个拍照啊

3284
02:10:55,600 --> 02:10:57,333
就是昨天不是去看烟花吗

3285
02:10:57,333 --> 02:10:59,166
哦怎么怎么为什么呢

3286
02:10:59,400 --> 02:11:00,600
为什么为什么

3287
02:11:02,566 --> 02:11:03,499
为什么为什么

3288
02:11:03,500 --> 02:11:04,333
那什么呢

3289
02:11:05,200 --> 02:11:07,666
为什么总是总是总是用你这个呢

3290
02:11:07,666 --> 02:11:08,733
你不是买新手机吗

3291
02:11:08,733 --> 02:11:11,133
他说我买的壳我买的膜

3292
02:11:11,200 --> 02:11:12,966
我买的这些东西全没到呢

3293
02:11:12,966 --> 02:11:14,399
不行我一定一定要

3294
02:11:14,566 --> 02:11:15,399
要什么

3295
02:11:15,466 --> 02:11:18,399
我一定要等他们全到了全副武装上啊

3296
02:11:18,400 --> 02:11:19,666
最好再带个防水袋

3297
02:11:19,666 --> 02:11:21,266
然后才能用新手机

3298
02:11:21,300 --> 02:11:23,333
我说真都说是啊

3299
02:11:23,333 --> 02:11:25,566
我之前买新手机的时候

3300
02:11:25,600 --> 02:11:28,866
就有一次买这个新手机然

3301
02:11:28,866 --> 02:11:30,966
后没到一周呢就摔坏了

3302
02:11:30,966 --> 02:11:32,299
iPad Pro还没买呢

3303
02:11:32,300 --> 02:11:33,933
然后就摄像头坏了

3304
02:11:33,933 --> 02:11:35,733
从此以后我都很谨慎了

3305
02:11:36,000 --> 02:11:39,300
谢谢及格会三连的心愿盲盒的情书

3306
02:11:39,300 --> 02:11:40,066
感谢支持

3307
02:11:40,066 --> 02:11:41,766
哎好久不见你了新年好

3308
02:11:41,766 --> 02:11:42,599
及格会三连

3309
02:11:43,400 --> 02:11:45,333
手机滑了一次就不会再珍惜了

3310
02:11:45,333 --> 02:11:46,666
就真的很容易摔

3311
02:11:46,766 --> 02:11:50,766
我想到我之前用那个x的时候

3312
02:11:51,066 --> 02:11:55,566
x或者是叉也是刚买了不到三个月吧

3313
02:11:56,366 --> 02:11:58,466
然后睡那个高低床

3314
02:11:58,866 --> 02:12:00,933
手机从床上面掉下去了

3315
02:12:01,066 --> 02:12:04,266
把屏幕左边一整条都摔裂了

3316
02:12:04,266 --> 02:12:06,299
还花了好多钱换屏呢

3317
02:12:07,966 --> 02:12:09,299
但是我现在这个手机

3318
02:12:09,300 --> 02:12:10,466
就是一开始的时候

3319
02:12:10,466 --> 02:12:11,499
他没摔坏

3320
02:12:11,533 --> 02:12:14,366
到现在都已经三年了

3321
02:12:14,366 --> 02:12:16,966
应该是三年了啥事都没有

3322
02:12:17,400 --> 02:12:18,733
都很奇怪呢

3323
02:12:19,000 --> 02:12:22,166
现在就没事就往这个石头地板摔一下

3324
02:12:22,166 --> 02:12:23,733
没事往水泥地上摔一下

3325
02:12:23,733 --> 02:12:26,566
有时候脱手嘛摔一下

3326
02:12:26,566 --> 02:12:27,899
拿起来一看啥事没有

3327
02:12:27,900 --> 02:12:31,366
现在裸机壳啊这个什么的

3328
02:12:31,466 --> 02:12:33,133
都不是那种钢化的

3329
02:12:33,133 --> 02:12:34,766
然后膜呢也完全没贴

3330
02:12:34,766 --> 02:12:36,766
但是他就是神奇的啥事也没有

3331
02:12:37,133 --> 02:12:37,366
可是

3332
02:12:37,366 --> 02:12:39,766
他已经学会怎么在这个世界上生存了

3333
02:12:39,766 --> 02:12:41,299
不用我来保护他了

3334
02:12:41,933 --> 02:12:43,399
手机也像孩子一样

3335
02:12:43,400 --> 02:12:44,600
怎么会这样呢

3336
02:12:47,266 --> 02:12:49,866
什么的主播不会带壳吗

3337
02:12:50,766 --> 02:12:51,766
那不行的

3338
02:12:51,766 --> 02:12:52,799
挺贵的这玩意

3339
02:12:52,800 --> 02:12:54,166
而且消耗品这个东西

3340
02:12:54,166 --> 02:12:56,166
消耗的快慢也是有说法的嘛

3341
02:12:58,800 --> 02:13:00,133
直接舍弃手机

3342
02:13:00,133 --> 02:13:01,166
交流看信件团建

3343
02:13:01,166 --> 02:13:02,933
没有手机的话怎么动起来

3344
02:13:02,933 --> 02:13:04,399
没有手机主播不会动的

3345
02:13:07,066 --> 02:13:08,333
那手机不是贡品

3346
02:13:08,333 --> 02:13:09,366
但是也消耗品

3347
02:13:09,366 --> 02:13:10,333
又有贵贱吗

3348
02:13:10,333 --> 02:13:11,499
得爱惜一点

3349
02:13:11,866 --> 02:13:12,399
等一下

3350
02:13:12,400 --> 02:13:15,100
没电了家人们是不是该下班了

3351
02:13:15,166 --> 02:13:16,133
该下班了

3352
02:13:17,300 --> 02:13:17,766
下班了

3353
02:13:17,766 --> 02:13:19,533
家人们没电了

3354
02:13:19,533 --> 02:13:20,966
正好一会电就完了

3355
02:13:27,266 --> 02:13:29,533
今天还得做做做扫除呢

3356
02:13:29,533 --> 02:13:30,866
家里面乱糟糟

3357
02:13:31,566 --> 02:13:32,999
这真得做扫除啊

3358
02:13:33,000 --> 02:13:34,566
不能再这样下去了

3359
02:13:49,333 --> 02:13:53,099
这是什么BGM啊喂

3360
02:13:57,366 --> 02:13:58,666
这什么BGM

3361
02:13:58,666 --> 02:14:01,566
顺滑我给你打在屏幕上吧

3362
02:14:06,766 --> 02:14:07,666
叫这个名字

3363
02:14:08,000 --> 02:14:08,600
下班2点

3364
02:14:08,600 --> 02:14:09,766
哈哈哈

3365
02:14:09,866 --> 02:14:11,733
怎么叫我说下班冉冉就来了

3366
02:14:11,733 --> 02:14:12,933
新年好冉冉

3367
02:14:14,166 --> 02:14:14,966
啊

3368
02:14:14,966 --> 02:14:16,333
打出来了好好好

3369
02:14:17,933 --> 02:14:18,766
还怪好听

3370
02:14:18,766 --> 02:14:19,966
我也觉得很好听啊

3371
02:14:19,966 --> 02:14:23,366
这是我一开始直播的时候的一个BGM

3372
02:14:23,466 --> 02:14:24,166
之一

3373
02:14:24,166 --> 02:14:25,166
呃之一

3374
02:14:28,466 --> 02:14:30,199
1月2号了啊那是

3375
02:14:32,366 --> 02:14:33,766
那是你来晚了

3376
02:14:33,900 --> 02:14:35,666
那那不能怪我

3377
02:14:35,666 --> 02:14:37,399
没事我这还是1月1号

3378
02:14:37,966 --> 02:14:39,199
以我的时间为主

3379
02:14:39,200 --> 02:14:40,300
今天哥们累开了

3380
02:14:40,300 --> 02:14:42,466
辛苦了辛苦了嗯

3381
02:14:44,366 --> 02:14:45,399
早点休息

3382
02:14:45,400 --> 02:14:46,200
来

3383
02:14:51,566 --> 02:14:54,333
后我们没有什么事情的话

3384
02:14:54,333 --> 02:14:55,599
就把这些放下了

3385
02:14:57,766 --> 02:14:58,933
中午红加白肉

3386
02:14:58,933 --> 02:14:59,699
下午5点

3387
02:14:59,700 --> 02:15:00,366
晚上继续

3388
02:15:00,366 --> 02:15:01,599
喝真多呀

3389
02:15:04,400 --> 02:15:06,933
叔叔说喝完了不要立刻洗澡来着

3390
02:15:08,800 --> 02:15:10,933
这个BGM有种嘎啦good的感觉

3391
02:15:10,933 --> 02:15:11,733
真的吗

3392
02:15:11,866 --> 02:15:13,733
但我真觉得它挺好听的

3393
02:15:15,166 --> 02:15:16,733
很有品味的一个感觉

3394
02:15:16,733 --> 02:15:18,733
很适合在咖啡馆听到的BGM

3395
02:15:18,733 --> 02:15:20,066
听到会心情挺好

3396
02:15:22,966 --> 02:15:24,466
不是这这个

3397
02:15:25,133 --> 02:15:26,166
网易云评论

3398
02:15:26,166 --> 02:15:28,199
为什么这首歌的网易云评论里面

3399
02:15:28,200 --> 02:15:30,400
热评第一是女生

3400
02:15:30,400 --> 02:15:32,600
22岁大小便正常

3401
02:15:32,600 --> 02:15:34,066
未来可期啊

3402
02:15:35,533 --> 02:15:36,133
不网易云

3403
02:15:36,133 --> 02:15:38,999
现在评论区怎么都是些奇怪的东西啊

3404
02:15:42,266 --> 02:15:43,899
猫猫跨年要怎么过吗

3405
02:15:43,900 --> 02:15:45,766
我有去看了烟花哦

3406
02:15:46,166 --> 02:15:49,466
然后还在外面吃了饭

3407
02:15:49,466 --> 02:15:51,199
不是这么好听的一首歌

3408
02:15:51,200 --> 02:15:53,866
我想打开看看有没有什么文艺的

3409
02:15:53,866 --> 02:15:57,733
或者说有没有那个适合在在那个

3410
02:15:58,066 --> 02:16:00,133
在那个什么咖啡店啊

3411
02:16:00,200 --> 02:16:02,066
书店啊之类的放之类的

3412
02:16:02,066 --> 02:16:03,666
怎么这什么评论啊

3413
02:16:04,066 --> 02:16:05,366
完全不是一直这样

3414
02:16:05,366 --> 02:16:06,666
有点理解不了

3415
02:16:07,300 --> 02:16:09,800
咖啡店放电棍吧死吧

3416
02:16:09,900 --> 02:16:13,800
死吧哈哈哈哎呀

3417
02:16:14,500 --> 02:16:17,766
什么烧萌咖啡店烧萌棍哥

3418
02:16:21,166 --> 02:16:24,699
哒哒哒

3419
02:16:24,866 --> 02:16:26,566
天呐这简直就是主播

3420
02:16:26,566 --> 02:16:27,699
这简直就是

3421
02:16:28,200 --> 02:16:29,466
简直个锤子

3422
02:16:31,666 --> 02:16:32,499
辛苦妈妈了

3423
02:16:32,500 --> 02:16:33,700
辛苦然然了

3424
02:16:33,700 --> 02:16:36,066
我没有干什么呀哈哈哈

3425
02:16:37,166 --> 02:16:38,166
辛苦人人

3426
02:16:38,666 --> 02:16:41,533
为了打破阴谋的固有印象开始未来

3427
02:16:41,533 --> 02:16:42,699
可求你让他阴谋吧

3428
02:16:42,700 --> 02:16:44,266
别这么精神病

3429
02:16:44,800 --> 02:16:47,566
咖啡店都放科目三钢琴版了

3430
02:16:47,566 --> 02:16:49,366
我这这还有人老在我这点

3431
02:16:49,366 --> 02:16:51,366
科目三我感觉我都快听会了

3432
02:16:51,366 --> 02:16:53,866
老刷到各种各样科目三BGM的视频

3433
02:16:54,400 --> 02:16:55,966
都快听听会了

3434
02:16:56,133 --> 02:16:56,799
你

3435
02:16:56,800 --> 02:16:58,766
我羡慕你的才华能力

3436
02:16:58,766 --> 02:16:59,699
过的贝拉

3437
02:17:05,600 --> 02:17:06,933
明天真急嘛

3438
02:17:07,733 --> 02:17:09,133
我们明天放假

3439
02:17:10,366 --> 02:17:12,299
哈哈哈

3440
02:17:12,300 --> 02:17:13,100
笑了

3441
02:17:13,700 --> 02:17:14,600
明天放假

3442
02:17:14,600 --> 02:17:15,400
嗯

3443
02:17:22,300 --> 02:17:25,566
因为这两天就是倒倒时间嘛

3444
02:17:25,566 --> 02:17:26,933
基本上没睡过整觉

3445
02:17:26,933 --> 02:17:29,533
然后今天估计是睡一觉起来

3446
02:17:29,533 --> 02:17:31,099
然后做扫除或者扫一扫

3447
02:17:31,100 --> 02:17:33,266
扫完除起来再再睡一觉

3448
02:17:34,266 --> 02:17:35,333
明天不是3号

3449
02:17:37,700 --> 02:17:39,333
哎我怎么写的钟表啊

3450
02:17:46,866 --> 02:17:47,399
啊

3451
02:17:47,400 --> 02:17:48,533
今天放假

3452
02:17:48,666 --> 02:17:49,533
今天放假

3453
02:17:49,533 --> 02:17:50,699
明天杂谈

3454
02:17:51,466 --> 02:17:53,266
后天游戏或明日方舟

3455
02:17:53,266 --> 02:17:54,899
集成战略啊

3456
02:17:54,900 --> 02:17:55,500
也不一定

3457
02:17:55,500 --> 02:17:57,800
玩集成战略有可能玩60秒啊

3458
02:17:57,900 --> 02:18:01,066
因为60秒这个游戏其实我想玩很久了

3459
02:18:01,300 --> 02:18:03,266
但是我不知道这次能不能玩上

3460
02:18:03,266 --> 02:18:04,899
如果玩不上的话我们就下次玩

3461
02:18:05,700 --> 02:18:08,333
你今天没睡整觉不是因为在看舞吗

3462
02:18:09,900 --> 02:18:11,166
生活和工作

3463
02:18:11,400 --> 02:18:13,366
总要总不能说

3464
02:18:13,900 --> 02:18:16,800
总不能说就完全舍弃一个吧

3465
02:18:18,566 --> 02:18:20,399
那你说就算你明天上班

3466
02:18:20,400 --> 02:18:23,400
然后你最喜欢的全华班

3467
02:18:23,533 --> 02:18:25,866
LPL队伍打到了这个

3468
02:18:26,866 --> 02:18:28,933
拿到了这个决赛舞台

3469
02:18:28,933 --> 02:18:30,466
那你会不会看一眼呢

3470
02:18:30,466 --> 02:18:32,199
你肯定也会看吧

3471
02:18:32,533 --> 02:18:34,466
不如先急看肥猫急眼

3472
02:18:34,466 --> 02:18:36,166
我觉得60秒我估计

3473
02:18:36,500 --> 02:18:37,300
哎

3474
02:18:37,766 --> 02:18:40,699
估计连妈都带不上就就跳下去了

3475
02:18:40,700 --> 02:18:42,266
哈哈哈

3476
02:18:43,366 --> 02:18:43,933
哎呀

3477
02:18:43,933 --> 02:18:45,266
这个刚开局

3478
02:18:45,266 --> 02:18:48,266
就让自己的儿子失去了母亲

3479
02:18:49,333 --> 02:18:50,666
有点不太好啊

3480
02:18:51,000 --> 02:18:51,966
新年快乐

3481
02:18:51,966 --> 02:18:52,999
晚安冉冉

3482
02:18:56,166 --> 02:18:58,333
不可能哥们不喜欢天花板

3483
02:18:58,333 --> 02:18:59,133
哎呦

3484
02:18:59,366 --> 02:19:01,299
有品位啊

3485
02:19:01,300 --> 02:19:02,800
对不起对不起我不应该

3486
02:19:02,800 --> 02:19:04,800
攻击评论但是嗯

3487
02:19:06,866 --> 02:19:08,166
对啊是远古游戏啊

3488
02:19:08,166 --> 02:19:09,599
但我没玩过呀

3489
02:19:10,066 --> 02:19:11,333
这猫好久没看到了

3490
02:19:11,333 --> 02:19:13,299
是吧你看大家都多好

3491
02:19:13,300 --> 02:19:14,466
说着想加班

3492
02:19:14,666 --> 02:19:15,966
虽然没有人给我上剑

3493
02:19:15,966 --> 02:19:17,399
但我还是加了一会

3494
02:19:19,533 --> 02:19:20,299
主播多好

3495
02:19:20,300 --> 02:19:21,533
能不能夸夸我

3496
02:19:41,100 --> 02:19:42,900
da lee da lee

3497
02:19:42,900 --> 02:19:44,800
i'm a party rocking you

3498
02:19:44,900 --> 02:19:46,400
i'll keep on till i can't

3499
02:19:46,400 --> 02:19:53,166
no i'm not so afraid

3500
02:19:54,100 --> 02:19:54,900
da lee

3501
02:19:56,933 --> 02:19:58,466
好了走了

3502
02:19:59,166 --> 02:19:59,566
没有

3503
02:19:59,566 --> 02:20:02,666
主要是我想我觉得应该再播一会

3504
02:20:05,066 --> 02:20:06,866
不是因为没人上线

3505
02:20:06,966 --> 02:20:08,933
而是因为我觉得应该再播一会

3506
02:20:09,666 --> 02:20:12,599
有的时候也要按照自己的意愿来区分

3507
02:20:17,733 --> 02:20:18,533
啊

3508
02:20:19,300 --> 02:20:21,966
哎新年给了你一个小风车

3509
02:20:22,133 --> 02:20:24,366
呜呜呜呜

3510
02:20:35,566 --> 02:20:38,133
你今天在直播间说的第一句话不是

3511
02:20:38,133 --> 02:20:40,166
你不是来了就来了吗

3512
02:20:40,300 --> 02:20:41,700
你不早都来了吗

3513
02:20:41,866 --> 02:20:43,399
怎么没说话啊

3514
02:20:43,966 --> 02:20:45,366
有人上线就加班

3515
02:20:45,366 --> 02:20:47,333
我想要第140个见证

3516
02:20:47,500 --> 02:20:49,400
哈哈哈

3517
02:20:50,100 --> 02:20:50,866
救一下

3518
02:20:50,866 --> 02:20:54,333
救一下也不一定要救吧

3519
02:20:54,333 --> 02:20:55,699
不存在下次再说

3520
02:20:58,266 --> 02:20:59,999
现在固然好

3521
02:21:00,200 --> 02:21:02,266
然后哈哈哈

3522
02:21:02,266 --> 02:21:04,266
以后也不会哭对吧

3523
02:21:04,266 --> 02:21:04,699
你你

3524
02:21:04,700 --> 02:21:06,666
一开始我祝新年快乐的时候

3525
02:21:06,666 --> 02:21:07,933
我直播了20分钟

3526
02:21:08,066 --> 02:21:09,799
念大家名字祝新年快乐的时候

3527
02:21:09,800 --> 02:21:11,600
你就在我念你了呢

3528
02:21:13,566 --> 02:21:14,366
我真的刚来

3529
02:21:14,366 --> 02:21:16,366
那你你啊

3530
02:21:18,466 --> 02:21:19,266
啊

3531
02:21:22,300 --> 02:21:23,466
怎么回事啊

3532
02:21:33,966 --> 02:21:34,999
再做明天吧

3533
02:21:35,000 --> 02:21:37,933
该考试打瞌睡了好好好

3534
02:21:51,500 --> 02:21:54,700
现在上生日就没得上了

3535
02:21:56,400 --> 02:21:59,100
现在笑甚至也有只笑吧

3536
02:22:01,466 --> 02:22:02,266
哈哈

3537
02:22:08,166 --> 02:22:08,966
哎

3538
02:22:10,200 --> 02:22:12,266
对不起打瞌睡了大家

3539
02:22:19,066 --> 02:22:19,799
真困了吧

3540
02:22:19,800 --> 02:22:21,166
真是超人吧

3541
02:22:21,933 --> 02:22:23,599
睡三个小时起来

3542
02:22:25,066 --> 02:22:26,166
还播这么好

3543
02:22:26,166 --> 02:22:27,166
哇真是简

3544
02:22:27,966 --> 02:22:29,499
简直就是夸夸自己

3545
02:22:29,500 --> 02:22:31,466
真太太太可爱了

3546
02:22:34,000 --> 02:22:37,366
我们元旦财气送会现在目前是第二名

3547
02:22:37,366 --> 02:22:40,099
希望我们就可以就可以一直是

3548
02:22:40,100 --> 02:22:41,600
哈哈哈

3549
02:22:41,600 --> 02:22:42,066
哎呀

3550
02:22:42,066 --> 02:22:45,399
能不能让我们一直240才一直到第二名

3551
02:22:45,666 --> 02:22:48,266
真上7号上也行呀

3552
02:22:49,600 --> 02:22:50,166
快快

3553
02:22:50,166 --> 02:22:50,966
好

3554
02:22:52,800 --> 02:22:54,166
耶不错哟

3555
02:22:54,166 --> 02:22:57,266
哈哈哈哈

3556
02:22:58,133 --> 02:22:59,499
下次不这样了

3557
02:22:59,500 --> 02:23:00,733
明天给自己放假

3558
02:23:00,733 --> 02:23:04,099
就是让自己把那个时差调调好回来

3559
02:23:04,500 --> 02:23:07,866
本来我就很完美的啊

3560
02:23:09,100 --> 02:23:11,266
又不是要看国内的比赛

3561
02:23:11,566 --> 02:23:13,066
本来很完美的

3562
02:23:13,866 --> 02:23:15,866
没办法忠孝两难

3563
02:23:16,333 --> 02:23:17,133
看

3564
02:23:17,333 --> 02:23:18,499
决赛休息

3565
02:23:18,533 --> 02:23:21,066
啊啊啊

3566
02:23:21,066 --> 02:23:23,999
明天决赛休息啊哈哈哈

3567
02:23:24,733 --> 02:23:25,599
哈哈哈

3568
02:23:25,966 --> 02:23:28,066
那我们来就有名次吗

3569
02:23:28,100 --> 02:23:28,933
真的吗

3570
02:23:30,066 --> 02:23:31,566
来了不就有吧

3571
02:23:31,566 --> 02:23:33,133
哈哈

3572
02:23:33,133 --> 02:23:34,699
看看到时候什么样

3573
02:23:34,700 --> 02:23:36,533
的不行咱们再加播吧

3574
02:23:37,466 --> 02:23:38,599
毕竟就20个人

3575
02:23:38,600 --> 02:23:39,566
我看看有什么

3576
02:23:39,566 --> 02:23:40,599
有什么礼物不

3577
02:23:40,600 --> 02:23:42,933
谢谢小红的新年衣食啊

3578
02:23:42,933 --> 02:23:43,899
感谢支持

3579
02:23:43,966 --> 02:23:45,299
这玩意有什么奖励不

3580
02:23:48,600 --> 02:23:49,400
啊

3581
02:23:50,066 --> 02:23:52,133
冠军一个w

3582
02:23:53,066 --> 02:23:55,099
亚军3,000

3583
02:23:56,000 --> 02:23:57,266
季军1,000

3584
02:23:57,400 --> 02:24:00,266
十强 520强啥也没有

3585
02:24:00,266 --> 02:24:02,333
我们以十强为目标吧

3586
02:24:02,333 --> 02:24:04,366
哈哈哈

3587
02:24:04,366 --> 02:24:05,966
因为一共就20个人

3588
02:24:05,966 --> 02:24:06,766
哎

3589
02:24:08,100 --> 02:24:09,466
榜单到底了

3590
02:24:11,066 --> 02:24:12,666
不然肯定没有

3591
02:24:12,666 --> 02:24:15,099
那那那那看看吧

3592
02:24:15,100 --> 02:24:15,966
看看吧

3593
02:24:17,166 --> 02:24:19,299
玫瑰谢谢小红心的意思啊

3594
02:24:19,300 --> 02:24:20,400
感谢支持

3595
02:24:27,766 --> 02:24:28,566
哈

3596
02:24:31,366 --> 02:24:32,166
哈

3597
02:24:32,266 --> 02:24:34,166
我直播间封面不换吗

3598
02:24:34,166 --> 02:24:35,299
我没搓出来呢

3599
02:24:35,300 --> 02:24:39,366
大家昨天把钟表搓出来就精疲力尽了

3600
02:24:39,366 --> 02:24:40,299
哈哈哈

3601
02:24:40,300 --> 02:24:42,300
让我让我今天再搓呗

3602
02:24:43,300 --> 02:24:45,933
别急啊不行我今天找老师搓啊

3603
02:24:47,166 --> 02:24:48,266
拜拜大家

3604
02:24:48,333 --> 02:24:49,133
拜拜

3605
02:25:00,133 --> 02:25:00,999
字换一下

3606
02:25:01,000 --> 02:25:02,466
原文酱油不带我吃

3607
02:25:12,266 --> 02:25:13,333
飞走了

3608
02:25:18,966 --> 02:25:20,733
挑首好歌吧

3609
02:25:36,900 --> 02:25:38,600
没有什么歌能听

3610
02:25:55,100 --> 02:26:07,400
ah

3611
02:26:09,266 --> 02:26:11,766
go go yes i could understand

3612
02:26:18,866 --> 02:26:20,599
谢谢雨天的一个月

3613
02:26:20,600 --> 02:26:23,733
提度爹太大气

3614
02:26:24,700 --> 02:26:25,866
哈哈哈

3615
02:26:25,933 --> 02:26:28,133
没有啦那是我指定的字体

3616
02:26:28,133 --> 02:26:29,999
我不知道这字体叫啥

3617
02:26:30,200 --> 02:26:31,000
可以

3618
02:26:31,866 --> 02:26:36,366
谢谢小红和鱼干凝虫幼猫

3619
02:26:36,366 --> 02:26:38,899
猫的舰长和喵喵的舰长

3620
02:26:38,900 --> 02:26:41,400
后就咬了一个洞谢谢谢

3621
02:26:44,733 --> 02:26:45,533
谢

3622
02:26:52,066 --> 02:26:52,866
谢

3623
02:26:58,966 --> 02:27:00,866
谢大家的盲盒礼物

3624
02:27:00,866 --> 02:27:02,499
情书好运丰收

3625
02:27:02,566 --> 02:27:02,899
财运

3626
02:27:02,900 --> 02:27:03,700
一起

3627
02:27:05,100 --> 02:27:05,900
谢谢

3628
02:27:06,933 --> 02:27:08,466
跟着看猫猫的疯狂星斗

3629
02:27:08,466 --> 02:27:09,866
和小红的疯狂星斗

3630
02:27:10,400 --> 02:27:11,300
还没得到哦

3631
02:27:29,333 --> 02:27:30,133
奥利亚

3632
02:27:32,500 --> 02:27:34,100
高级

3633
02:27:38,666 --> 02:27:42,366
莫克拉斯蒂

3634
02:27:55,533 --> 02:27:56,333
啊

3635
02:28:00,066 --> 02:28:00,866
啊

3636
02:28:04,133 --> 02:28:05,066
啊

3637
02:28:20,766 --> 02:28:22,599
so long got time i love

3638
02:28:22,733 --> 02:28:24,166
oh she knew it there

3639
02:28:25,533 --> 02:28:26,566
she knew it there

3640
02:28:27,566 --> 02:28:33,199
one night i o night

3641
02:28:36,933 --> 02:28:39,133
na na na

3642
02:28:41,866 --> 02:28:44,499
na na na

3643
02:28:47,400 --> 02:28:48,200
na

3644
02:28:51,966 --> 02:28:54,166
na na

3645
02:28:56,300 --> 02:28:58,733
la la la la la la la la la

3646
02:29:00,966 --> 02:29:01,766
la la la la la la la la la la

3647
02:29:05,866 --> 02:29:08,533
la la la la la la la

3648
02:29:11,733 --> 02:29:11,866
没有

3649
02:29:11,866 --> 02:29:14,799
我只是想顺着火花把它拉拉完而已

3650
02:29:15,000 --> 02:29:16,133
你想多了

3651
02:29:16,133 --> 02:29:18,333
哈哈哈拜拜