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na na na na na na na na

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na

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na

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i met my girl so do so no

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she got some more photoba and i be so daddy

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Kai the keys oh i'm a doctor

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you know you're not my initina

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no show me more so get back up

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na na na na na na na na

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我今天早到了吗

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我不是10点半吗

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he don't need to see me through

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it

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倒个水

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oh boy no i do i ain't no good to buy me say oh no

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no

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a day i'm out of me so i can't take

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it so easy

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i'm a lie i'm a lie baby

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等我回来这首歌

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这副歌我唯一会唱

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两句就过去了啊

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嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

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嘟一下

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多地也是必需的

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快必死怎么解

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不过还是你的

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good fighting

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带我去或是你快飞

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moon you make a summer Mining

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i know the dollar will not remind me

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早上好早

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可能有贴心的烟啊

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赎罪卷你还挺从善如流的

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哈哈哈哈

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谢谢滑落成年SYRIN的赎罪券啊

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谢谢你谢谢你

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大家知道这个这个这个屡教不改

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然后后面这个罪会越来越严重吧

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这次先原谅你了

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下次记得不要发了啊

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下次不要发了

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再发要升档了

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哈哈哈

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早上好早上好

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早上好首先谢谢大家

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让主播昨天在擦地的时候倍感温暖

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主播主播哎

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昨天昨天幸好放了一天假呀

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放了一天假

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这个状态其实也不是那么的好

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大家能看到我今天其实也挺困的

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昨天事情比较多啊

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然后感觉也没怎么太休息好

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我哥呢哎

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哦来了来了

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谢谢谢昨天

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帮主播毛病站元旦盛会前十的大家

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谢谢大家

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谢谢大家谢谢

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杆成名局有猫猫哎

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谢谢谢谢谢谢谢谢

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还有嗯

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谢谢沈老师

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谢谢古罗马奖

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谢谢大家

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主播啊要发表获奖感言了

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2024年开年啊

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付回来的这个第一个活动啊

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喂大家

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虚空帮主播拿到了前十

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而且我们没有浪费一丝一毫的分啊

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我们正好就是第九

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特别完美的我没赢到

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耶

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开心唔呃抱起来不能拽了嗯

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怎么这样

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my上好华年

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晚上好天津饭团

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杜某克拉

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晚上好东方之偶

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旭仔晚上好

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黑天使晚上好

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贝拉问将长寿

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晚上好飞鸟小船如此慵懒

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晚上好沈老师晚上

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好甘蔗看猫猫啊

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晚上好可乐麦片

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你们仨正好排一块了

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谢谢你们仨

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谢谢你们仨

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哈哈哈哎

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晚上好一只蚊子

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晚上好

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三只猪晚上好

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雨勾心晚上好

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雨天晚上好

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索拉卡苏咪

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晚上好娱乐不归猫

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老大晚上好的

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非你不爱的鱼

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我还没学会呢啊

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谢谢雨天的金色IC啊

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我hold你啊

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你看着你说的对

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但是我还没学会呢

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每天会拿出来听一听啊

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但是现在还唱不了怎么办呢

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这个能预约吗

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谢谢雨天的金色MC呀

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轰的你哎呀别动

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谢谢谢谢哎呦

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本来挺困的

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你们打c给我搞精神了

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啧啧啧天睡觉

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拆成两段睡的

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因为我一直惦记着那个切片的事

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那老师说那个什么呀

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说3号给我出

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我来跟他说

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我说我这个不要着急不要急眼

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我别的切片不能比这个早发呀

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我说我这个不要急

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他说那这样吧

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你这个这个你是什么号

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什么时候给我提交的呢

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我是2025号播的这一段吧

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然后27号还是28号放假的那一天

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然后提交给老师的

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老师说你这个可能得等两天才剪啊

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1-3号吧

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我说那好吧我说我说1号能出吗

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老师说不行1号我们放假

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然后我说那好吧那2号能出吗

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老师说那这个尽量吧

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然后我2号的时候就问我说

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老师2号了吗

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老师说这个本来要收你加急费的

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因为你这个挺急的

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但是啊这次就不收了

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我说那好吧我说老师那3好了吗

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老师说3肯定好了肯定好了

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然后我就等啊

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因为我知道一般来说3好了

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他一般不会早上

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就出

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他早上一般不会出

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结果我就睡着了

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睡着了一到中午不知道什么能力

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哎呀不知道什么东西

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我没定闹铃就醒了

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我一看手机还是没好

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之后就有点睡不着觉了

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就到了两两三点吧

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加大时间

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两三点我睡到早上9点钟

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这7个小时睡的就像没睡一样

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比我没睡觉的时候还困

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咋回事呢

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前两天忘了

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你复活在打游戏

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你不会怪我吧

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肥猫

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你想听点好听的还是听点不好听的

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给他放首非你不爱先

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有staff在吗

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把这个非你不爱帮我写到

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帮我写到那个

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呃

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从那个那个那个重要不紧急里面提到

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重要并紧急好不好

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不好听的不是

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你是不是有点自我意识过剩啊

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你不来主播就会怪你吗

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你不来不等于主播不怪你啊哈哈哈

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啊

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但是好像没有那个什么哎

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他有吗有这个单曲吗

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能不能直接发发啊

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我不能因为我现在还不会唱

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我我我怎么怎么直接发呢

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就想听半生不熟

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有点尴尬的样子

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我的半生不熟是是真不熟

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我是念词的

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你们都你们都

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可能你们平时觉得

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主播在直播里唱歌不好听啊

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但是你们真的不知道

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主播对一首歌还没会的时候

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是什么样的

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天呐

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你的病娇小女友你也是不懂事

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秒了还得

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我更懵逼了

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有后续吗

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你的小女友啊

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你的周围都认为是小女友的怎么样了

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泡沫这世上充满了类似爱情的温柔

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可是你不同

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你真的不同

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这你完全符合我

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我的每个梦

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重获了自由

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突然间改变

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专属的星球只要你

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看着我就这样看着我发现我存在

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我呼吸都有了理由

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哦爱错了又错

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你知道遇见一双眼睛看见心灵最角落

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就知道就是你就是我会到最后

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我也一步一步简简单单跟你走

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再也不必孤单寂寞不必追

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的发我要一年一年安安静静陪你过

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直到变成一首老歌

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变成了传说

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所以不要让我唱我还没学会的歌

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特别特别的不行

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就现在知道了这种会怎么断句的情况

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别的都

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这个很慢很慢很很慢很慢

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真的很慢很慢

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就喜欢看主播尴尬的样子

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你这个人真的是呃

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嗨我真服了

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有个屁的后续

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那你不按照主播和舰长呃还有应援人

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还有大家呃米娜什么的指导去做那

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那肯定没后续啊

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你不会要拖到等过年

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过阳历年的时候回老家再说吧

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那那有点晚了

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我会到最后

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我也一步一步简简单单跟你走

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再也不必孤单寂寞不必追着风

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我要一年一年爱

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能静静陪你过

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直到变成一首老歌

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变成了传说

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这颗心注定只有你能填空

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我一到就上不去为什么

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好难啊

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快尴尬完

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不能看太多

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你还要保持你的纯度

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你要睡懒觉直说啊

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love you love

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i don't

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目标争取在音乐之内能唱出来吧

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简单的跟你走

251
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再也不必孤单寂寞

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不必追着风

253
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我要一年一年安安静静陪你过

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直到变成一首老歌变成了传说

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非你不爱这颗心注定只有你能填空

256
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非你不爱幸福是我爱你然后感觉到你

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爱上我啊

258
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我第一次知道这两句是怎么个调呢

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啊

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哈喽哈喽

261
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晚上好晚上好

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大家主播主播

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我365天的时候看了25小时

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520天的时候看了28小时

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你有什么头绪呢

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你就是我们直播间纯度最高的音乐人

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啊哈哈哈

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尤其像顶着一个一个子弹

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就是我们直播间啊

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目前纯度最高的音乐人

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但是距离历史纯度最高的音乐人冉冉

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还是具有一定的距离

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哈哈

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不是怎么搞的

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怎么搞的

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520天才看了28小时

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你是不是在暗讽主播

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中间停播9个月的事情啊

279
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中间根本没有办法往上涨耶

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有没有换麦克风

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感觉好像更清楚了一点

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我悄悄告诉你

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其实没有

284
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其实没坏

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是因为我现在会把那个麦克风

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更贴近我一点啊哈哈哈

287
00:14:36,366 --> 00:14:38,099
冉冉程度是多少啊

288
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冉冉程度好像是四天呃

289
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我记得我们中间记录是四天上走呃

290
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应该是应该是

291
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但是观看时间好像跟你差不多

292
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或者比你略少一点

293
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珍珠假珠

294
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真的哈哈哈

295
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这真的真的真的

296
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原来是破锣嗓子

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耐久度没了

298
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换了新的

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观看时长呢

300
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这个陪伴天数跟观看时长的比率

301
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你应该是最最最最

302
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我们直播间是醉人的天

303
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你是怎么忍得住这么好看的猫猫

304
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猫咪一眼也不来看

305
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然后但是见长却挂了500多天的呢

306
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怎么回事呢

307
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,600
我观看了200多小时

308
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我就有400多小时

309
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马上就有600多小时的一个人了

310
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陪伴了650一天

311
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好久好久了

312
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你250天103小时

313
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这个这个这个情况

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你这个情况感觉还是绵绵啊

315
00:15:49,933 --> 00:15:51,799
看着有点少啊

316
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你只看了4.9个

317
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小时这不是

318
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日子开了4.9个小时的话

319
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好像你快来了

320
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快要来了

321
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还是挺那个那个那个纯纯的结晶舰长

322
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结晶见长

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结晶体重和结晶种株齐聚一堂哈哈

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不过

325
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大家没有觉得我今天嗓子有点问题吗

326
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就

327
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因为这个觉没睡好的因素啊

328
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感觉感觉

329
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状态一般般

330
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非常一般般

331
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有没有人注意到我换了新的封面啊

332
00:16:37,066 --> 00:16:40,766
但是说大家在那个软件首页看好像

333
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:45,333
好像看起来不能把这四个字全都看全

334
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,666
好像会少一个边

335
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因为我不知道什么时候

336
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这个软件首页的封面改成4:3了

337
00:16:51,866 --> 00:16:52,933
啥也挤不下

338
00:16:53,266 --> 00:16:55,199
怪不得现在一看虚拟区

339
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,099
都没有人在这个封面上面写字了

340
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,200
搞了半天脸都放不下了

341
00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:05,199
我还按照16:9的这个尺寸

342
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,866
去给老师提要求呢

343
00:17:06,866 --> 00:17:10,499
结果一刚才一传发现被切了一半

344
00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:13,099
哎呦真在被窝吗我困

345
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:19,199
我困我穿了一个呃呃呃呃

346
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:25,499
我们的下一套要发的新衣服

347
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,733
有一个大的大的外套

348
00:17:30,266 --> 00:17:31,599
虽然你们还看不到

349
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:35,200
但是其实其实主播已经提前穿上了

350
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,566
穿着这个大外套就像是在被子里一样

351
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,866
啊穿的这么难以启齿

352
00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:42,666
没有吧没有吧

353
00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:45,799
我思考了一下该怎么表达这个啊

354
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:46,600
你知道吧

355
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:47,666
什么节目

356
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没有节目

357
00:17:49,866 --> 00:17:50,866
没有节目

358
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:52,799
感觉稍微有点哑

359
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,166
差别不是特别大

360
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:55,333
那是因为主播

361
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,333
主播已经在用力喊了

362
00:17:58,066 --> 00:17:59,133
你们有没有听到

363
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:01,533
我刚才去倒水的时候跟我室友打招呼

364
00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:02,366
啊什么

365
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,400
什么工坊

366
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,500
外套怎么拥有

367
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,000
那是我的衣服

368
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,766
那是老子的衣服

369
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:13,266
你要怎么拥有啊

370
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,533
主播身上穿的戴的什么东西

371
00:18:18,533 --> 00:18:19,333
都能拿出来

372
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:20,699
卖周边是吧

373
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,499
给大家捋一捋啊

374
00:18:23,266 --> 00:18:27,366
米娅米娅的这个猫耳蝴蝶结灵的啊

375
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:28,333
这个发夹

376
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,133
两个

377
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:33,133
可以被有心人改造成一些其他的

378
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:34,499
成对的夹子

379
00:18:34,866 --> 00:18:36,966
售价88美对

380
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:42,666
咩咩的这个这个这个这个头饰啊

381
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:44,399
一些发卡啊

382
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,100
因为没有一些其他的用途啊

383
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,700
售价66元每对

384
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:50,766
咩咩啊上了年龄之后的爱好

385
00:18:50,766 --> 00:18:54,166
这个红珊瑚手串没事拿着盘珠子

386
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,766
288一对

387
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,666
还有绵绵不知所踪的外套

388
00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:01,999
哎这个既然是主播同款

389
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,200
那就1,998一件吧

390
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,166
大家肯定都很愿意的吧

391
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,299
哈哈哈

392
00:19:08,366 --> 00:19:09,933
再往下就不能卖了

393
00:19:09,933 --> 00:19:10,866
再往下的话

394
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:14,066
这个卖的话就违反公序良俗了

395
00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:16,733
再往下再往下不能卖给大家了

396
00:19:16,733 --> 00:19:17,866
哈哈哈

397
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,066
怎么刚说说点什么东西

398
00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:27,166
就怎么拥有怎么买啊

399
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,266
我真服了

400
00:19:31,566 --> 00:19:33,599
我现在看你这身皮就觉得冷

401
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,966
你说对但我也觉得有点冷啊

402
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:36,766
嗯

403
00:19:37,266 --> 00:19:38,666
你也成为棉被王了

404
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:39,599
可不咋的

405
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:42,099
冬天裹棉被真幸福吧

406
00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:43,933
你不说是礼物

407
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,566
什么礼物啊

408
00:19:46,566 --> 00:19:47,966
晚上好九月天

409
00:19:47,966 --> 00:19:49,566
晚上好韭菜盒子

410
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:50,533
嗯

411
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,333
这个尾巴的毛做的毛绒玩具

412
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:55,799
毛绒玩具

413
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,533
没有啊毛绒玩具的话

414
00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:59,866
得等咱们什么时候哪一天

415
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,499
有机会的话啊

416
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,300
有机会的话

417
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,300
我们500件左右

418
00:20:04,366 --> 00:20:06,866
才能去做一下这个毛绒玩具

419
00:20:06,866 --> 00:20:10,199
因为工厂有那个最低开模数量的

420
00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:13,799
主播啥时候要是也能整个500件

421
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,700
到时候就给大家整一个这个毛绒玩具

422
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,899
要不然卖不掉挺难受的

423
00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:22,999
哎呦别黑我好吗

424
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,066
哥们要脸

425
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,499
哥们真以为有外套周边

426
00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:30,866
嗯好吧写不清了

427
00:20:30,866 --> 00:20:31,533
好吧好吧

428
00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:34,299
没切割没切割没切割

429
00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:38,566
其实这个这个这个不是周边

430
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,333
等我们500件再做

431
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,966
等咱们500件再做就是对吧

432
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,966
我们加我们共同

433
00:20:44,966 --> 00:20:46,966
的加2894962

434
00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:50,333
困的差点连自己直播间号都

435
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,799
都都背不下来了啊

436
00:20:52,866 --> 00:20:55,499
明天有游戏会行吧哎

437
00:20:55,533 --> 00:20:58,766
哎呦谢谢你谢谢你谢谢你我

438
00:20:58,766 --> 00:21:01,299
我要谢谢这个马后头什么的

439
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:03,466
第一就是发一些难以启齿不

440
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:05,466
不知道让人怎么回的弹幕的时候

441
00:21:05,466 --> 00:21:06,566
不带我牌子

442
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,199
让人不觉得这个主播就是不回

443
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:11,766
高等级掉舰的舰长啊

444
00:21:12,066 --> 00:21:13,666
哎呦就非常势利眼

445
00:21:13,866 --> 00:21:14,999
第二就是谢谢你

446
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
终于在这么多天的情况下

447
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,733
就是发力

448
00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:20,199
终于有一条人能看的弹幕

449
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,733
让主播找到机会来回你

450
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:23,999
对对对主播明天有游戏回啊

451
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:28,600
明天有那个呃这个呃呃

452
00:21:30,266 --> 00:21:33,133
明日方舟集成战略或者60秒啊

453
00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:35,499
这个已经买完了

454
00:21:35,533 --> 00:21:35,799
主播

455
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:40,100
已经把那个明日方舟集成战略买完了

456
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,100
然后哈哈哈

457
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,600
60秒就买完了

458
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,200
然后昨天那个什么呀

459
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,100
昨天昨天看有大促

460
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,300
然后还整了一个P5R

461
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,466
主播一直都是我们

462
00:21:52,466 --> 00:21:54,733
女神异闻录系列的云玩家呀

463
00:21:54,733 --> 00:21:56,299
我宣布今天开始

464
00:21:56,533 --> 00:22:00,166
总算可以脱离云玩家的第一步

465
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:03,999
我们拥有了女神异闻录皇家版

466
00:22:08,866 --> 00:22:10,733
主播MA存满钱了吗

467
00:22:10,733 --> 00:22:14,166
我从来都不会MA存钱打啊

468
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,200
从来都不这样

469
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,500
哈哈怎么回事

470
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,266
主播画质没高清选择

471
00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:21,599
但是有超清选择哦

472
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,666
没有高清但是有超清

473
00:22:29,533 --> 00:22:31,199
不对啊我们直播间

474
00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:33,566
我们直播间怎么说呢

475
00:22:33,566 --> 00:22:34,899
像星巴克一样啊

476
00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:36,733
我们的高清啊

477
00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:38,466
不对我们的超清呢

478
00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,166
相当于别人的标准

479
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,466
然后我们的原话相当于别人的高清

480
00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:47,533
就是说这个小杯呢其实是中杯

481
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,366
中杯呢其实是大杯

482
00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:51,566
大杯呢其实是超大杯啊

483
00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:54,333
就是这样的一个逻辑顺序啊

484
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,100
因为我们直播

485
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,566
间如果放到高清的话

486
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,300
那就已经不能看了

487
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:02,666
那是纯纯的马赛克

488
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:03,466
哎

489
00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:04,799
所以说

490
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,200
毕竟大发慈悲的给了我超前起步的

491
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,366
选择主播

492
00:23:09,366 --> 00:23:11,099
我记得当时那个什么

493
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,000
我记得当时流水比较好的时候

494
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,500
都是直接进来默认原话的

495
00:23:16,966 --> 00:23:19,266
我们现在没有原画这个功能了吗

496
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:20,100
没了吗

497
00:23:21,966 --> 00:23:24,933
什么进来就真的肥猫被5收购了

498
00:23:24,933 --> 00:23:27,299
什么时候第五人格展示喷队友

499
00:23:30,966 --> 00:23:32,166
要播第五人格

500
00:23:32,166 --> 00:23:33,799
首先我得换个手机

501
00:23:34,133 --> 00:23:35,133
要换手机

502
00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:37,933
首先我得在种种的消费之中

503
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,966
攒出换一个手机的钱

504
00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:40,766
哈哈哈

505
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,533
嗯好久没玩了

506
00:23:43,533 --> 00:23:44,999
因为现在没内存

507
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,766
我把第五人格卸载了

508
00:23:46,766 --> 00:23:51,399
哈哈哈又来下载我的最新界面了

509
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:52,866
哎令人感慨

510
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,566
取钱冠军也是冠军

511
00:23:55,566 --> 00:23:57,166
为什么不当取钱冠军

512
00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:58,866
因为主播不开MAA的

513
00:23:58,866 --> 00:24:02,799
主播的钱都是一分一分的存进去的

514
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,400
就一直停留在100多块钱的那个情况嗯

515
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,866
为什么不用电脑模拟器

516
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,100
众所周知主播是搓玻璃板选手啊

517
00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:18,866
我拿电脑模拟器玩个明日方舟就已经

518
00:24:19,300 --> 00:24:20,700
就已经是极限了

519
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:22,600
我都怀疑明日方舟上模拟器

520
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,466
我不会下盖元哎呦

521
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:28,366
只有原画和超清两个选择

522
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:29,966
别人要么只有原画

523
00:24:29,966 --> 00:24:31,499
要么原画加高清

524
00:24:31,533 --> 00:24:32,899
那他应该就是检测到

525
00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,900
我这个推流画质太低了

526
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:36,266
等一下我看一下啊

527
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,800
我们现在推的是3,000吧

528
00:24:38,866 --> 00:24:40,999
应该是3,000啊

529
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,200
我们我们我们是

530
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,500
我们是蓝光画质

531
00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:51,199
蓝光画质啊

532
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,566
懂不懂蓝光画质的含金量

533
00:24:53,566 --> 00:24:55,266
主播随便动动尾巴

534
00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:57,400
就会就会有马赛克的

535
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,933
这种蓝光画质

536
00:24:59,366 --> 00:25:00,766
正常直播间推流

537
00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:04,199
应该推到推到6,000左右吧

538
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,766
你都说几千吧

539
00:25:09,766 --> 00:25:11,166
六百三千三千

540
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,400
这是我们的一

541
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,300
小步也是大家的一大步

542
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:16,366
为什么我们以前都推2千的

543
00:25:16,366 --> 00:25:17,866
哈哈哈

544
00:25:18,866 --> 00:25:20,533
我也不知道为啥会这样

545
00:25:23,533 --> 00:25:26,099
但是这种时候就牺牲了真率啊

546
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:28,900
你们有没有看过60帧的那种直播间

547
00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:31,799
虽然我感觉大家都是30多帧

548
00:25:31,933 --> 00:25:34,166
但是感觉有些主播的切片是60帧

549
00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,799
他们是推流就冲60了嗯

550
00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:49,799
我换新电脑的时候

551
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,800
给大家尝试过去推那个什么

552
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:56,266
剧场啊

553
00:25:56,266 --> 00:25:59,599
对对对我换新电脑尝试过给大家推60

554
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,000
但我发现推不了

555
00:26:01,733 --> 00:26:04,599
就30针的时候它是针30针

556
00:26:04,766 --> 00:26:07,699
但是60针的时候它就变成了15针

557
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,666
就是那种忽然一下动一下

558
00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:11,733
然后一会不动

559
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,666
忽然一下动一下又一会不动

560
00:26:13,666 --> 00:26:15,299
就这种这种视觉效果啊

561
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:16,366
很奇怪的

562
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,500
主播的设备不行导致的是吧

563
00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,133
这个这个

564
00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:23,199
应该真是吧

565
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:24,366
应该真是吧

566
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,000
年刚来这个加大的时候没买

567
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:33,900
没买什么

568
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:36,400
没买这个台式电脑导致的

569
00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:39,533
咦不错不不错

570
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,733
这就是真率越高

571
00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:43,333
真率越低的道理

572
00:26:44,366 --> 00:26:46,066
这个估计台式电脑

573
00:26:46,066 --> 00:26:49,133
得等我们回国之后再说了

574
00:26:52,066 --> 00:26:53,399
当年刚来的话

575
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:54,566
如果

576
00:26:54,566 --> 00:26:57,666
我现在能回到当年刚来的那个情况

577
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:02,000
估计是还会租之前的那个房子

578
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,266
因为有地下室

579
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:06,700
而且我也觉得之前那个房子就室友

580
00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:08,366
大家都挺好的

581
00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,933
起码可以平稳的度过发展期啊

582
00:27:11,933 --> 00:27:14,299
还可以想几点播就几点播

583
00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:16,533
然后就是一定要

584
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:21,066
一定要让自己去买一个台式电脑啊

585
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,866
对吧你啥时候回国啊

586
00:27:24,566 --> 00:27:25,799
还没确定呢

587
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,300
呃有一定的可能性

588
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,766
今年会回一趟

589
00:27:32,966 --> 00:27:35,133
但是今年什么时候回呢

590
00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:36,266
为什么回呢

591
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,100
呃是一个很好的问题

592
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:41,133
呃主要是因为我实在绷不住了

593
00:27:41,133 --> 00:27:41,933
在这边

594
00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:44,999
天天吃的

595
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,466
饭也不好吃

596
00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:48,699
然后睡眠质量感觉也不好

597
00:27:49,966 --> 00:27:51,533
有点想家了

598
00:27:52,733 --> 00:27:53,999
过年都不回吗

599
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,266
过年回不来了

600
00:27:55,266 --> 00:27:56,499
过年在上学

601
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,733
哪有留着过年回家过的

602
00:27:58,733 --> 00:28:01,166
一般要么都是圣诞回家

603
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:02,799
过几天就最多了

604
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,500
就是我想家的话

605
00:28:04,966 --> 00:28:06,266
想妈妈了

606
00:28:06,266 --> 00:28:07,066
嗯

607
00:28:07,966 --> 00:28:09,466
想猫妈妈了

608
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,100
多久没回来

609
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:11,733
猫妈啊

610
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:14,533
咱们从开直播开始就没回过啊

611
00:28:16,966 --> 00:28:18,933
多么好的旅游过年啊

612
00:28:18,933 --> 00:28:21,799
你跟学校说这是我们什么我们

613
00:28:22,966 --> 00:28:25,899
我们亚洲国家的传统节日啊

614
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:29,333
所以我这些天没法上课也没法考试了

615
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,333
我得回去一趟

616
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,999
你看学校会不会踩你啊

617
00:28:40,466 --> 00:28:42,099
今天说话有点慢啊

618
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:45,366
还有就是昨天被反馈了

619
00:28:45,366 --> 00:28:48,066
大家说我好久没有高速神研过了

620
00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:50,533
其实也是因为嗓子有点限制了

621
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:52,899
就刚才比较激动的说了两句话

622
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:55,066
就一下子感觉那个嗓子里面

623
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,166
沙沙哑哑的感觉

624
00:28:56,166 --> 00:28:57,466
就犯上来了

625
00:28:57,566 --> 00:28:59,933
还有我动态的那条土豆粉

626
00:29:00,266 --> 00:29:04,099
我今早起来的时候忽然发现多了这个

627
00:29:05,066 --> 00:29:07,933
接近100个那种新提示

628
00:29:07,933 --> 00:29:09,399
我在想怎么回事呢

629
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,366
我被谁冲了

630
00:29:10,366 --> 00:29:12,166
我最近又锐评谁了

631
00:29:12,366 --> 00:29:15,866
那一秒我的脑子里面出现走马灯了都

632
00:29:15,866 --> 00:29:18,299
看看最近高富婆又惹上谁了

633
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,166
惹了什么事

634
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,666
结果发现根本就没惹事啊

635
00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:23,466
我点开一看

636
00:29:23,466 --> 00:29:24,399
全是回复我

637
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,100
那个土豆粉那条的消息必有

638
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:28,566
真的好温暖啊

639
00:29:29,066 --> 00:29:30,899
大家都在跟我说说

640
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:34,000
就是如果你要是有这种胃部的问题啊

641
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,666
或者是有什么问题的话

642
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,266
少吃淀粉类的食物

643
00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:40,733
多喝冰牛奶

644
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:42,666
但其实多喝冰牛奶也不行

645
00:29:42,666 --> 00:29:44,866
我喝冰牛奶的话会拉肚子

646
00:29:46,866 --> 00:29:49,933
主播的身体意思是忌了

647
00:29:50,366 --> 00:29:52,766
这两天对着那个动态被限流了

648
00:29:52,766 --> 00:29:53,766
我还在想呢

649
00:29:53,766 --> 00:29:55,299
我还在发愁呢

650
00:29:55,366 --> 00:29:57,066
我们发那个复活公告

651
00:29:57,066 --> 00:30:00,299
的时候那条动态是接近1万五的浏览

652
00:30:00,733 --> 00:30:02,499
之后的时候也有8,000多啊

653
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,800
圣诞节的时候也有

654
00:30:03,933 --> 00:30:05,666
也有7,000多

655
00:30:05,733 --> 00:30:06,766
将近9,000

656
00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:10,866
自从那天我发的那个什么我发的那个

657
00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:12,466
直接把哎

658
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,533
呃a开头网站

659
00:30:14,533 --> 00:30:16,066
怼到我们的这个动态里面

660
00:30:16,066 --> 00:30:17,566
他就直接砍半了

661
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:19,466
就每一条都是3,000多

662
00:30:19,533 --> 00:30:22,066
好多时候4,000就一直持续到现在

663
00:30:22,666 --> 00:30:24,166
其实这两天没发切片

664
00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:25,933
也跟这个有关系啊

665
00:30:25,933 --> 00:30:29,899
我很担心我的切片就像这个动态一样

666
00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:32,999
直接限限限流限住了

667
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000
不过好歹今天早上

668
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:36,900
我的那个土豆粉

669
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:38,533
好像被推到首页了一下

670
00:30:38,533 --> 00:30:39,866
有接近1万的浏览

671
00:30:39,866 --> 00:30:41,399
这肯定不可能是主播的

672
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,200
这个原声的什么观看量吧

673
00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:47,500
而且好多人感觉都没关注我

674
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:50,133
就冲进这条来给我评论了

675
00:30:50,566 --> 00:30:51,099
所以我觉得

676
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:55,333
可能我们的这个限流应该是结束了吧

677
00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:57,099
应该是结束了吧

678
00:30:57,133 --> 00:30:57,566
要不然的话

679
00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,366
他应该不会给我推到主页去啊

680
00:30:59,366 --> 00:31:01,599
都是同样的动态类的东西

681
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,000
你们没发现主播最近就算没话找话

682
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,966
或者说是有什么有什么想法

683
00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:09,566
也会在动态发一下吗

684
00:31:09,566 --> 00:31:10,166
第一是觉得

685
00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:12,733
应该养成一些发动态的良好习惯

686
00:31:12,966 --> 00:31:15,099
第二就是每天测试一下

687
00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:15,599
你知道吧

688
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,266
每天每天每天探视一下你

689
00:31:18,266 --> 00:31:20,399
还限吗今天敲敲门哎

690
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,933
还限吗人家说还限你回去吧

691
00:31:22,933 --> 00:31:25,466
我说好的我回去了第二天再敲敲门

692
00:31:25,466 --> 00:31:26,966
还限吗还限吗

693
00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:28,266
啊还限还限

694
00:31:28,266 --> 00:31:29,466
好的我又回去

695
00:31:29,466 --> 00:31:32,466
哈哈哈那应该是不限了

696
00:31:32,466 --> 00:31:33,399
我们明天啊

697
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,533
几几点啊

698
00:31:34,533 --> 00:31:38,199
就是周三周三周四周五

699
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,133
那我们周五开头呢还是周四开头呢

700
00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:42,666
明天看一下吧

701
00:31:44,366 --> 00:31:45,899
因为周五跟周四

702
00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:48,100
流量好像也差了那么一点

703
00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:50,333
其实我的计划就是

704
00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:50,933
一个月

705
00:31:50,933 --> 00:31:56,699
会有两个到到4个左右的长切片

706
00:31:56,700 --> 00:32:00,700
取决于月收益的5%-10%到底是多少

707
00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:03,366
然后发在周六或者周日

708
00:32:03,366 --> 00:32:04,933
但是这个切片就例外吧

709
00:32:04,933 --> 00:32:05,899
因为我比较着急

710
00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:07,000
想投后面的

711
00:32:08,966 --> 00:32:10,366
所以之后之后

712
00:32:10,366 --> 00:32:13,299
主播比较觊觎厚望的切片啊

713
00:32:13,300 --> 00:32:15,533
内部评级SSS级

714
00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:17,699
像这个14亿宣发的圆梦之星

715
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:18,900
于腾讯一样的

716
00:32:19,066 --> 00:32:20,533
这种寄予厚望的切片

717
00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:22,399
大家可以在周六看看

718
00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:24,966
然后如果工作日周一到周五

719
00:32:24,966 --> 00:32:26,466
投的这种片的话

720
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,666
他就会是比较短的

721
00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:29,866
比较有意思的那

722
00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:33,599
你这账号到底啥情况

723
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,533
还像回归前一样限流吗

724
00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:38,333
这我不能不能肯定不能肯定

725
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:40,566
因为我不是工会的

726
00:32:40,666 --> 00:32:41,533
就算工会的

727
00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:43,999
他也没有办法说一定限流

728
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,600
或者一定不限流啊

729
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:49,133
就大家应该也看了这个直播新政吧

730
00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:51,299
说起来我想问问冉冉的

731
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,500
就是他这个主播

732
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:56,166
每个月投稿要达到多少个的

733
00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:58,699
这个这个这个评价标准

734
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,466
他是对于工会内主播

735
00:33:01,466 --> 00:33:03,499
还是对于素人主播

736
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,866
和直签主播也生效的呀

737
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,600
有个人来找我说

738
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:12,566
主播今年不能不投稿了

739
00:33:12,566 --> 00:33:14,166
你每个月那个什么

740
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,466
你每个月这个这个情况

741
00:33:17,466 --> 00:33:20,099
他都会呃有一个那什么的

742
00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:24,766
每个月每个月

743
00:33:24,766 --> 00:33:26,166
就是你要投

744
00:33:26,166 --> 00:33:28,966
我看他们说的说法都不一样

745
00:33:29,366 --> 00:33:30,499
每个月8个

746
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,400
或者是每个月呃12个

747
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,466
甚至还有说每个月20个的

748
00:33:35,766 --> 00:33:37,666
就你要投这些视频

749
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:39,766
那你投这些视频的话

750
00:33:39,766 --> 00:33:43,299
假设说你就是一个真正的主播的话

751
00:33:43,966 --> 00:33:45,466
你也不想剪切片

752
00:33:45,466 --> 00:33:46,999
就只想靠直播过

753
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,533
但是他必须要你去当up主

754
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,900
有的时候你就是想当一个up主

755
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,933
靠充电和上单活着

756
00:33:53,966 --> 00:33:55,366
但是必然就引导你去开

757
00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:57,166
直播啊就不知道为什么

758
00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:59,766
可能想让大家都发展成片面多面熟

759
00:34:00,866 --> 00:34:01,899
很奇怪你

760
00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:03,133
呃

761
00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:05,900
就是我的感觉

762
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:08,200
可能是非工会的主播

763
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,533
他就没什么没什么感觉吧

764
00:34:11,566 --> 00:34:12,366
是吧

765
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,766
之前不是说主播要有工会才行吗

766
00:34:14,766 --> 00:34:16,166
之前毕竟不是没了吗

767
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:17,966
不知道反正我现在还值钱

768
00:34:17,966 --> 00:34:21,099
啥时候主播被KTV了再说吧哈哈哈

769
00:34:22,866 --> 00:34:25,333
嗯啥时候背KTV了再说吧嗯

770
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,333
有可能之后会背KTV啊

771
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:33,066
因为看目前这个政策越来越感人嗯

772
00:34:33,266 --> 00:34:35,599
如何评价直播区黑马

773
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,700
战鹰没有拿到百大

774
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:41,100
我对着那个百大看

775
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:44,100
我我对着那个百大看

776
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:44,333
我

777
00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:47,666
只能认识一些三五年前我就认识的人

778
00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:49,966
啊什么什么花少白

779
00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:54,333
什么范世呃还有兰茵

780
00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:57,099
或者是谁谁谁的

781
00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:00,700
我真的知道认识一些以前就认识的人

782
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:04,466
就新的新的那些人真的完全不认识

783
00:35:04,466 --> 00:35:06,199
还有什么上班族的便当

784
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,900
绵羊料理这类这类很老的

785
00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:10,700
老师啊木鱼

786
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,100
水仙呃呃

787
00:35:13,133 --> 00:35:15,699
反正就真的只认识这些人

788
00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:18,166
我对着那个百大查了一下

789
00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:20,066
我大概认识十七八个人

790
00:35:20,066 --> 00:35:21,266
我感觉已经很厉害了

791
00:35:21,266 --> 00:35:23,966
哈哈哈很有含金量了

792
00:35:24,066 --> 00:35:27,299
还认识一些类似于凤凰传奇啊之类的

793
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,100
是不是有凤凰传奇

794
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,166
就百大的话

795
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:38,599
应该会和b站有一个独家的合约吧

796
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,100
我觉得应该会和b站有独家合约

797
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:47,500
但是具体的这种情况我也不太了解

798
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:51,500
因为我你觉得主播董哥懂点

799
00:35:52,066 --> 00:35:55,499
虚拟去相关直播的内容也就得了

800
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:58,166
毕竟有些是跟自己息息相关的

801
00:35:58,466 --> 00:36:01,566
你让主播懂百大评选标准

802
00:36:01,566 --> 00:36:03,666
那你实在太抬举主播了

803
00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:05,333
哈哈哈呀

804
00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,199
大家给b站刷数据

805
00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:09,266
关键是你要电台主

806
00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:11,599
播你要只想直播的主播

807
00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:12,300
尤其是虚拟

808
00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:14,533
就像公用皮这么多的情况下

809
00:36:14,966 --> 00:36:18,199
他们大部分都是工会所属的主播

810
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,900
那么你要这些主播每个月投稿

811
00:36:20,900 --> 00:36:22,566
他们能投出来啥呢

812
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,566
啊谢谢我亲爱的榜1XXXX

813
00:36:25,566 --> 00:36:27,933
今天带我住上了梦幻城堡

814
00:36:28,166 --> 00:36:29,066
因为有你

815
00:36:29,066 --> 00:36:30,999
我的前路无所畏惧

816
00:36:31,466 --> 00:36:32,766
谢谢我最最可爱的

817
00:36:32,766 --> 00:36:34,599
陪伴了我多久多久的叉叉叉

818
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,800
我的第一个舰长

819
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:36,500
第一个提督

820
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:37,466
第一个总督

821
00:36:37,733 --> 00:36:38,099
谢谢你

822
00:36:38,100 --> 00:36:40,466
让我在直播间看到了红色的大船

823
00:36:40,466 --> 00:36:42,566
那他们只能投这些呀

824
00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:45,299
但如果说全是这些稿子的话

825
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:47,600
你肯定会在首页看到的

826
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,133
我就经常在首页看到啊啊

827
00:36:50,133 --> 00:36:51,533
叉叉叉天啊

828
00:36:51,533 --> 00:36:53,333
我收到了叉叉叉叉的礼物

829
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:55,499
这是我们在一起时刻的魂剪

830
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,300
我说的魂剪是啥呢

831
00:36:57,300 --> 00:36:58,566
魂剪一看礼物特效

832
00:36:58,566 --> 00:37:00,799
魂剪连你们这个聊天记录都没有

833
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:01,933
你放两张聊天记录

834
00:37:01,933 --> 00:37:04,466
我也说一句甜甜甜了是吧

835
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,700
给你给你

836
00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:07,966
整明白了

837
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,166
哎呦都给燕回答了

838
00:37:10,166 --> 00:37:11,166
没问题

839
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,800
嗯让我来看一看

840
00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:16,066
哦跟我猜的差不多哦

841
00:37:16,066 --> 00:37:17,366
我可以我可以念吗

842
00:37:17,366 --> 00:37:17,933
然然哦

843
00:37:17,933 --> 00:37:19,733
可以念吧哈哈哈

844
00:37:21,900 --> 00:37:22,733
谢谢然然

845
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,366
能给上面交KPI就行

846
00:37:25,366 --> 00:37:27,899
关键是你说你压着他去投稿

847
00:37:28,133 --> 00:37:29,899
那你投这有啥用啊

848
00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:33,200
这这行为就像是暑假要结束了

849
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,766
老师说我要查你暑假作业做没做

850
00:37:35,933 --> 00:37:37,999
然后你赶快把你的卷子全打开

851
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,066
移动a b c d的排列组合选

852
00:37:40,066 --> 00:37:41,699
题目是啥都没看明白

853
00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,366
哪门学科都没整明白

854
00:37:43,366 --> 00:37:44,099
哎呦

855
00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:47,100
然后你就你就把你选择题全写完了

856
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,733
哈哈哈

857
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:53,066
可以哦没问题哦

858
00:37:53,700 --> 00:37:55,333
嗯好的好的

859
00:37:56,866 --> 00:37:59,399
非工会主播是无所谓的

860
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,333
都是工会主播的分成增量啊

861
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:03,899
跟我猜的差不多

862
00:38:04,266 --> 00:38:04,799
我感觉

863
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,133
有一些工会运营他真会三减一啊

864
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:11,133
就是目前的好多开直播的运营嘛

865
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:12,133
他都会说

866
00:38:12,266 --> 00:38:13,866
呃他不会说

867
00:38:13,866 --> 00:38:17,499
就是这个是工会的一些情况

868
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,100
他只会说b站政策新变动

869
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,166
b站政策大改动

870
00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:24,999
不投稿将死路一条

871
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,500
不投稿将永无转生之日啊

872
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:28,566
就是这种这种

873
00:38:28,566 --> 00:38:30,466
这种画每个月呢

874
00:38:30,466 --> 00:38:32,699
你一定要做满12个投稿

875
00:38:32,700 --> 00:38:33,733
我寻思画了

876
00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:36,133
b站能能对所有的创作者

877
00:38:36,133 --> 00:38:39,299
所有的主播都要求12个投稿吗

878
00:38:39,566 --> 00:38:40,933
可能吗真的吗

879
00:38:40,933 --> 00:38:42,599
我不信哎呦

880
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,966
残蛋晚上好

881
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:45,100
互相应付

882
00:38:45,100 --> 00:38:46,600
真的互相应付吧

883
00:38:46,733 --> 00:38:47,866
哈哈哈

884
00:38:48,733 --> 00:38:50,866
你怎么发两次啊嗯

885
00:39:01,933 --> 00:39:04,366
发投稿或者是播放量多的话

886
00:39:04,366 --> 00:39:07,366
每个月能有百分能有50万播放量

887
00:39:07,366 --> 00:39:10,799
多3% 直播时长拐点也增加了

888
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,166
现在增量要多一点需要起码20天

889
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,366
80个小时

890
00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:16,699
这么多啊

891
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:20,300
我感觉我这个还是非常

892
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,066
非常老板的要求啊

893
00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:24,399
就但是主播还是不太好完成

894
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,366
我这个要求是30个小时

895
00:39:26,366 --> 00:39:27,699
哈哈哈

896
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,133
他怎么就没有一个规定

897
00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:33,733
能把之前的那个超出任务的额外部分

898
00:39:33,733 --> 00:39:35,199
挪到这个月用呢

899
00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:36,399
哎真是的

900
00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:41,399
我之前每个月基本上都要播到24天

901
00:39:41,733 --> 00:39:43,133
起码24天吧

902
00:39:43,766 --> 00:39:48,466
24天然后那个80个小时以上吧

903
00:39:48,466 --> 00:39:50,899
哈哈哈哈

904
00:39:51,066 --> 00:39:52,166
欠切了自留

905
00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:54,466
你别说啊

906
00:39:54,466 --> 00:39:56,099
我家真想切

907
00:39:56,100 --> 00:39:58,666
我也真想切哈欠和喷嚏来着

908
00:39:58,666 --> 00:39:59,733
但是我感觉

909
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,566
工作量太大了

910
00:40:03,566 --> 00:40:04,766
太累了

911
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:08,700
主播标了几个能能切的段之后

912
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:10,866
就感觉有点切不动了

913
00:40:10,866 --> 00:40:12,899
太累了哎呦

914
00:40:17,466 --> 00:40:20,766
b站之前专门做直播

915
00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:23,199
负责直播的人离职了

916
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,700
现在直播全归叔叔管

917
00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:28,733
我们之前骂阿姨都白骂了

918
00:40:28,733 --> 00:40:31,966
是吧没有想到叔叔叔叔出的政策更

919
00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,466
更是重量级啊嗯

920
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,600
2023年6月

921
00:40:45,166 --> 00:40:49,733
负责直播的这位与分析师商讨

922
00:40:49,733 --> 00:40:50,466
理论上

923
00:40:50,466 --> 00:40:53,066
每个视频用户都应该是直播用户

924
00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:55,899
每个视频up主都应该是直播up主

925
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:57,666
b站的直播业务

926
00:40:57,666 --> 00:41:00,199
还有一倍以上的增长空间

927
00:41:00,766 --> 00:41:02,599
你要直播业务增长

928
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,666
你是不是得

929
00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:06,699
给点鼓励啊

930
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,900
起码给点给点推流啊

931
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:12,266
你现在做的这种重重的这种政策

932
00:41:12,766 --> 00:41:13,866
感觉根本就不像

933
00:41:13,866 --> 00:41:18,166
是觉得你在直播业务还能增长的样子

934
00:41:18,166 --> 00:41:19,599
感觉又开始噶了

935
00:41:21,466 --> 00:41:25,899
不对吧你这个这个这个这个

936
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:26,933
你的发言

937
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,800
跟你的这个做法有点不太匹配呀

938
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:33,966
但说实话

939
00:41:33,966 --> 00:41:36,133
其实我不太了解这些了现在

940
00:41:36,133 --> 00:41:38,533
因为去年毕竟停播了很久嘛

941
00:41:38,766 --> 00:41:40,866
很多开天辟地的大变动

942
00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:43,299
都是在主播不直播的时候发生的

943
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,266
而主播不直播的时候呢

944
00:41:46,166 --> 00:41:49,299
一般来说是不太去了解这些事的

945
00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:52,133
保持一个精神状态的纯粹性啊

946
00:41:52,133 --> 00:41:54,599
哈喽阿姨新年好嗯

947
00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:58,366
把推流稍微改了一下

948
00:41:58,366 --> 00:42:01,199
网页端打开后不是按热度排名了

949
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,166
和手机端一样

950
00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:03,699
按照推荐机制

951
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,466
怎么说呢

952
00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:07,933
这个推荐机制这个东西

953
00:42:08,333 --> 00:42:11,366
我真不知道这个推荐机制是怎么搞的

954
00:42:11,933 --> 00:42:13,099
就以前的话

955
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,000
本来是你看的人多

956
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,366
然后流水高粉丝量高

957
00:42:17,466 --> 00:42:18,999
他就会排在前面

958
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,600
但是就是很久以前

959
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,500
电台区的生态就是这样的

960
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:24,566
我操真活了

961
00:42:24,566 --> 00:42:26,533
可不真活了咋的哦

962
00:42:28,100 --> 00:42:30,066
他之前说视频改播放时间

963
00:42:30,066 --> 00:42:31,699
改版新的一年了也没改

964
00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:33,800
但是视频改播放时间这个功能

965
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,766
好像已经时装到后台了

966
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,766
包括它会有一些新的改动

967
00:42:38,766 --> 00:42:40,366
我听说是现在

968
00:42:40,366 --> 00:42:41,399
目前来说

969
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,333
分享占了b站视频的

970
00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:47,133
一个比较重要的推送比重啊

971
00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:48,133
我也不知道为什

972
00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:49,266
么我刚投稿那时候

973
00:42:49,266 --> 00:42:52,399
分享还不是一个很很重要的一个东西

974
00:42:53,866 --> 00:42:57,366
阿碧看直播的人有直播的人多吗

975
00:42:59,100 --> 00:43:00,600
理论上来说

976
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,866
呃看直播的人少

977
00:43:03,866 --> 00:43:04,533
也可以说

978
00:43:04,533 --> 00:43:08,666
这完全是一个还没有发掘好的市场嘛

979
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:09,666
所以说

980
00:43:09,666 --> 00:43:12,933
他好像做了一些也算比较好的事

981
00:43:12,933 --> 00:43:13,566
比如说

982
00:43:13,566 --> 00:43:18,999
把那个直播间引去直播间的那个字幕

983
00:43:19,133 --> 00:43:20,299
字幕提示

984
00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:21,566
呃怎么说呢

985
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,700
引去直播间的那个分类提示

986
00:43:24,933 --> 00:43:26,899
跟视频一样推送到

987
00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:29,533
你的怎么说

988
00:43:29,533 --> 00:43:31,866
一级首页是应该这么说吗

989
00:43:31,866 --> 00:43:35,066
不用点开那个直播的那个左侧侧栏

990
00:43:35,066 --> 00:43:36,266
才能看到了

991
00:43:36,466 --> 00:43:39,733
这个应该算是还可以的一个情况

992
00:43:43,733 --> 00:43:47,733
啊但是好像除了这个之外

993
00:43:47,733 --> 00:43:49,366
我也不太清楚啊

994
00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:55,733
把推流改了

995
00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:57,766
网页端打开以后会发现

996
00:43:57,766 --> 00:43:59,933
不是按热度排名了

997
00:44:00,100 --> 00:44:01,166
跟手机端一样

998
00:44:01,166 --> 00:44:02,333
按照推荐机制

999
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:03,999
但今天下午晚上改回来

1000
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,900
下午的时候是推荐机制

1001
00:44:06,333 --> 00:44:07,933
也是看有没有活动回

1002
00:44:07,933 --> 00:44:09,466
有没有比赛冠军

1003
00:44:09,666 --> 00:44:11,933
活动回这个东西是可以申请的

1004
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:13,800
有没有比赛冠军这个

1005
00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:17,566
只能说生不逢时啊

1006
00:44:17,566 --> 00:44:19,933
家人们生不逢时啊

1007
00:44:19,933 --> 00:44:21,933
或者眼角咬碎了

1008
00:44:21,933 --> 00:44:24,999
哔哩哔哩我恭喜你发财呀

1009
00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:30,066
你早这么盖不就好了吗

1010
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:34,400
以前主播那个排位顺序压的不行啊

1011
00:44:34,566 --> 00:44:36,499
夺冠之前场均1,500

1012
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:39,133
看过夺冠之后750

1013
00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:44,666
哎我这恭喜你发财了

1014
00:44:44,666 --> 00:44:46,999
只能说是哎

1015
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:49,866
谢谢阿信的打call

1016
00:44:49,866 --> 00:44:50,799
感谢支持

1017
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,300
谢谢关注

1018
00:44:55,133 --> 00:44:55,933
唉

1019
00:44:56,666 --> 00:45:00,066
总之就是新建的比较好的地方

1020
00:45:00,066 --> 00:45:01,199
主播没赶上

1021
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,133
有能力赶上没赶上

1022
00:45:03,133 --> 00:45:04,599
现在估计是赶不上

1023
00:45:07,066 --> 00:45:10,266
还是还是我们经典的那个什么吧

1024
00:45:11,266 --> 00:45:13,333
经典的投稿吧

1025
00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:15,700
不过不得不说一件事

1026
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:18,166
我就感觉很多人也都说过了

1027
00:45:18,566 --> 00:45:20,866
就是为什么很多主播他那

1028
00:45:20,866 --> 00:45:22,533
个切片越做越少

1029
00:45:24,133 --> 00:45:26,699
为什么好多主播他做着做着

1030
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:28,333
切片他就不做了

1031
00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:31,533
其实是因为切片这个东西吧

1032
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,600
他第一次要么就要产出成本

1033
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,766
要么就很长的产出时间

1034
00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:38,866
找人切的话

1035
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:41,133
不是每个人的营收都支持的哈

1036
00:45:41,133 --> 00:45:43,133
然后自己切的话呢

1037
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,533
其实又很难保证高质高量

1038
00:45:47,066 --> 00:45:49,499
因为剪辑类和设计类的工作

1039
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:50,566
就很难兼顾

1040
00:45:50,566 --> 00:45:51,899
文案类的工作嘛

1041
00:45:51,900 --> 00:45:54,866
就很难兼顾这种直播类的工作

1042
00:45:54,866 --> 00:45:57,666
如果说他要是放在一个公司里面

1043
00:45:57,666 --> 00:45:59,066
放在一个MC公司里面

1044
00:45:59,066 --> 00:46:00,799
他应该都不是一个人的职能

1045
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,700
他应该是挺多个人一起去负责的

1046
00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,066
其实是因为我懒

1047
00:46:05,866 --> 00:46:08,399
你不能一言以蔽直说因为我懒

1048
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:11,933
首先这个情况不只有我一个人有

1049
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:14,100
就跟我同体量的主播

1050
00:46:14,766 --> 00:46:17,333
如果说他的切粉频率提高了的话

1051
00:46:17,333 --> 00:46:19,133
或者他的视频产能很高的话

1052
00:46:19,133 --> 00:46:20,599
你们有的时候会发现

1053
00:46:20,766 --> 00:46:22,066
他的直播

1054
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:25,566
可能有些时候就没有之前好看

1055
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,900
这个玩意他是

1056
00:46:28,266 --> 00:46:30,466
人的能力有一个上限的

1057
00:46:30,466 --> 00:46:33,166
他没有办法兼顾他是很正常的

1058
00:46:33,166 --> 00:46:34,299
能兼顾的人

1059
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:36,766
基本上很快都脱离这个粉丝体量

1060
00:46:36,766 --> 00:46:38,866
然后往很高的地方跑了

1061
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,766
这个东西消耗的

1062
00:46:43,766 --> 00:46:45,599
不是一个重复性的功能

1063
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:48,066
或者说我坐在这边他就能切出来的

1064
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:50,266
实际上还有一个很重要的东西

1065
00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:53,600
就是判断这个

1066
00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:58,766
这个片到底能不能火的职责

1067
00:46:58,866 --> 00:47:02,566
基本上有95%都落到主播本人身上了

1068
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,666
如果你花钱或者辛辛苦苦的

1069
00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:08,799
然后费了好多劲去把它切出来之后呢

1070
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,400
只有个几千或者甚至说几百的播放

1071
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,533
你就会非常非常怀疑自己

1072
00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:15,466
你怀疑自己

1073
00:47:15,466 --> 00:47:17,466
不是说觉得你这一下午白干活了

1074
00:47:17,466 --> 00:47:17,899
或者觉得

1075
00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:19,500
你这70块钱太不值了

1076
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:21,166
或者170太不值了

1077
00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:24,666
而是说就是我觉得特别好玩的东西

1078
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,133
我觉得特别特别好玩的东西

1079
00:47:27,133 --> 00:47:28,799
为什么没人看呢

1080
00:47:28,866 --> 00:47:30,866
这个事情是非常非常困扰的

1081
00:47:30,866 --> 00:47:33,266
你觉得胜券在握的一个东西

1082
00:47:33,266 --> 00:47:35,133
最后爆了

1083
00:47:36,066 --> 00:47:38,566
对你来说是一个很大的打击啊

1084
00:47:38,566 --> 00:47:41,599
你就会积极性下降了很多

1085
00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:44,133
真的还是搞点别的视频

1086
00:47:44,133 --> 00:47:45,933
别惦记着你的切片了

1087
00:47:45,933 --> 00:47:47,733
天天几百已经很淡定了

1088
00:47:47,733 --> 00:47:49,799
连接毕竟是切片组嘛

1089
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:50,500
官号的话

1090
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:52,866
发几百基本已经可以说是4了

1091
00:47:54,933 --> 00:47:55,799
没办法呀

1092
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,333
官号发几百4%了

1093
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:58,999
而且几百的欺骗发多了

1094
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,733
后面就真的很难很难很难好起来了

1095
00:48:02,766 --> 00:48:03,566
呃

1096
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,500
现在是比较比较那什么了

1097
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:08,966
其实发电也可以

1098
00:48:09,133 --> 00:48:10,799
但有时候直播太平淡了

1099
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:11,900
不知道切啥

1100
00:48:11,966 --> 00:48:14,366
就是越平淡然后弹幕越少

1101
00:48:14,366 --> 00:48:16,366
然后弹幕越少越平淡吧就

1102
00:48:16,366 --> 00:48:19,566
除非说每天我都能带一些好活过来

1103
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:20,466
哈哈哈

1104
00:48:20,533 --> 00:48:22,999
所以炸弹我也可能也不能太多

1105
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,333
因为要积累一下嘛

1106
00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:25,999
但我还是其实比较喜欢播炸弹

1107
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,300
我比较喜欢说话

1108
00:48:27,333 --> 00:48:29,766
哎呀谢谢娘娘的小花

1109
00:48:29,766 --> 00:48:31,066
红的娘里嘎豆

1110
00:48:31,566 --> 00:48:33,899
这就是之前出现大量模仿

1111
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:35,500
爆款切片的原因吧

1112
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:38,200
我出去学了一下那个自媒体逻辑

1113
00:48:41,733 --> 00:48:42,533
嗯

1114
00:48:43,866 --> 00:48:45,299
猫猫给你魔法能量

1115
00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:46,666
明天考试包过

1116
00:48:46,666 --> 00:48:48,399
不是你就给我打一朵小花

1117
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,266
我就很难办事啊哈哈哈

1118
00:48:52,566 --> 00:48:53,699
你要是说什么

1119
00:48:53,733 --> 00:48:56,566
明天帮你约会成功之类的

1120
00:48:56,566 --> 00:48:56,899
主播

1121
00:48:56,900 --> 00:48:59,766
还能发动一下这个八卦之神的力量

1122
00:48:59,866 --> 00:49:01,466
给你给你保佑一下

1123
00:49:01,533 --> 00:49:04,066
你要主播保佑你本来就不擅长的领域

1124
00:49:04,066 --> 00:49:05,533
给主播问一朵小花

1125
00:49:05,533 --> 00:49:07,866
主播主播很难办事啊主播

1126
00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:10,866
还是愉快的打游戏吧

1127
00:49:10,866 --> 00:49:11,999
现在还有小微切片

1128
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,733
是上店帮

1129
00:49:12,733 --> 00:49:14,899
本家切片有活动

1130
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:16,800
上一切三啊

1131
00:49:19,466 --> 00:49:21,466
CPS和运营是这个东西

1132
00:49:21,466 --> 00:49:22,266
只能说

1133
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,933
呃也不能算是纯粹的主播吧

1134
00:49:25,933 --> 00:49:28,299
祝帕提夏生日快乐

1135
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,800
达人谁呀

1136
00:49:34,900 --> 00:49:36,933
让你帮你找到下一个女朋友

1137
00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:37,999
你这个更难了

1138
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,466
你这个得升仓吧

1139
00:49:39,466 --> 00:49:41,133
你这得升仓再升仓吧

1140
00:49:43,266 --> 00:49:45,266
找个女朋友很简单啊

1141
00:49:45,266 --> 00:49:48,466
然后怎么让他找下一个女朋友很简单

1142
00:49:48,466 --> 00:49:50,799
怎么让你这个下一个女朋友

1143
00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:53,533
成为最后一个女朋友呢

1144
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,199
那这个可能有点难啊

1145
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:56,666
呃我觉得有点难

1146
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:07,000
刚才说什么来着

1147
00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:08,266
啊对

1148
00:50:08,266 --> 00:50:10,699
所以我为了去克服这个方法

1149
00:50:11,500 --> 00:50:12,466
我们的那个什么

1150
00:50:12,466 --> 00:50:14,499
我们第五人格的咒术师

1151
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:15,366
不认识啊

1152
00:50:15,366 --> 00:50:16,766
都没有人叫这么叫的

1153
00:50:16,766 --> 00:50:17,566
史密万岁

1154
00:50:17,566 --> 00:50:18,799
哈哈哈

1155
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,766
祝我们第五人格咒术师生日快乐啊

1156
00:50:21,966 --> 00:50:23,599
他就比我们这个

1157
00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:29,166
我过去30小时里面考了3门

1158
00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:30,166
人要没了

1159
00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:32,666
我记得学校应该有个政策吧

1160
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,500
呃有些学校本本这边学校有政策

1161
00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:39,700
就比如说你48小时内有3门考试

1162
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:41,466
24小时内有两门考试

1163
00:50:41,466 --> 00:50:42,966
或者三门考试的话

1164
00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:46,600
你可以去申请把这个冲突的考试

1165
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,066
然后调换一下

1166
00:50:49,066 --> 00:50:51,333
调换一下调换一下调换一下

1167
00:50:51,333 --> 00:50:52,533
今晚怎么没什么人啊

1168
00:50:52,533 --> 00:50:53,999
不知道现实了吧

1169
00:50:54,166 --> 00:50:56,966
也可能是主播呃

1170
00:50:59,066 --> 00:51:00,499
主播换了个封面

1171
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:03,200
就没有人来关心主播的复活节了

1172
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,866
大家叫主播把封面换了

1173
00:51:04,866 --> 00:51:06,333
然后主播主播

1174
00:51:06,366 --> 00:51:07,933
主播把封面换完了之后

1175
00:51:07,933 --> 00:51:11,066
感觉就进入一个比较正常的直播情况

1176
00:51:11,066 --> 00:51:11,899
啊嗯

1177
00:51:13,533 --> 00:51:15,766
还好再也不用考试了

1178
00:51:15,766 --> 00:51:16,933
我羡慕你的

1179
00:51:16,933 --> 00:51:19,399
羡慕过年人少

1180
00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:20,200
也不是吧

1181
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,266
我感觉别人别人那边人还蛮蛮多的

1182
00:51:23,766 --> 00:51:25,399
每年这个时间人都少

1183
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:30,166
有一定的可能性是大学生要考期末了

1184
00:51:30,166 --> 00:51:31,199
哈哈哈

1185
00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:33,200
我感觉有一定的

1186
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,800
可能是大学生要考期末试了

1187
00:51:36,733 --> 00:51:37,999
跟这个也有关系吧

1188
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,100
大家都在忙啊

1189
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:41,100
等待忙完了之后放寒假了

1190
00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:43,300
可能就好一些

1191
00:51:43,466 --> 00:51:45,999
再过个两周一周左右

1192
00:51:48,266 --> 00:51:50,366
如果说靠直播自然流量的话

1193
00:51:50,366 --> 00:51:51,499
就会比较那啥

1194
00:51:51,666 --> 00:51:53,166
错误的期末眼看

1195
00:51:53,166 --> 00:51:54,933
那确实人少了呀

1196
00:51:56,666 --> 00:51:57,866
那你不能看了

1197
00:51:57,866 --> 00:51:58,899
你快考吧

1198
00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:00,066
你快考试吧

1199
00:52:00,066 --> 00:52:01,066
考完试再看吧

1200
00:52:01,066 --> 00:52:01,799
没事没事

1201
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,366
主播还能撑得住的

1202
00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:05,533
主播主播明天播游戏了

1203
00:52:05,533 --> 00:52:06,533
还能撑得住

1204
00:52:08,566 --> 00:52:10,699
然后后天播唱歌了

1205
00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:12,966
今天是属于是没预料到

1206
00:52:12,966 --> 00:52:15,299
不知道大家放假放到几号

1207
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,600
我以为你们是放1-3号呢

1208
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,333
今天是3号吗

1209
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:20,733
还是还是什么时候啊

1210
00:52:20,733 --> 00:52:22,199
我以为你们放这几天呢

1211
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,333
才排着杂谈

1212
00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:26,200
要不然我应该是明天直

1213
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,266
呃昨天直播然后今天休息的

1214
00:52:30,466 --> 00:52:32,899
确实在复习为让自己不必必的

1215
00:52:35,566 --> 00:52:36,666
期末中属于

1216
00:52:36,666 --> 00:52:40,299
是一个只有高中文凭的各位小男孩

1217
00:52:40,300 --> 00:52:43,900
小女孩在两周或者一周之内

1218
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,133
学会一整个学期十七

1219
00:52:47,133 --> 00:52:49,933
八周的知识的超级大挑战

1220
00:52:50,533 --> 00:52:51,333
哇

1221
00:52:51,900 --> 00:52:54,533
都上了两天班了啊

1222
00:52:54,533 --> 00:52:55,666
辛苦了大家

1223
00:52:56,300 --> 00:52:57,866
元旦当天放的假

1224
00:52:57,866 --> 00:52:58,933
要那什么吗

1225
00:53:00,566 --> 00:53:02,166
元旦当天放的假

1226
00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:04,166
会会会调休调回来吗

1227
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:06,066
还是说就放给大家了

1228
00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:08,199
收到雨刮器记得

1229
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:11,333
关注我的时候还有雨刮器啊

1230
00:53:11,333 --> 00:53:12,566
现在看不到了

1231
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:14,133
也有吧

1232
00:53:15,733 --> 00:53:18,933
哎哎哎我的手怎么放下呀

1233
00:53:18,933 --> 00:53:21,966
家人们这也有的

1234
00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:23,499
只是今天太困了

1235
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,900
我想抱着尾巴播

1236
00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:27,766
因为我不能再在屏幕里面再看到我的

1237
00:53:27,766 --> 00:53:28,566
这个

1238
00:53:30,766 --> 00:53:33,866
不能在屏幕里面再看到我的尾巴了

1239
00:53:33,933 --> 00:53:37,266
我盯着他左左摇摇右右晃晃的

1240
00:53:37,266 --> 00:53:38,199
真的很困

1241
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,300
哎家人们

1242
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,000
猫是没法抵抗这种左摇右晃的东西的

1243
00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:47,999
催眠催着催着一会我

1244
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,600
睡着了就完蛋了

1245
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,733
得保持一个精神的状态来跟大家互动

1246
00:53:52,733 --> 00:53:53,533
啊

1247
00:53:57,466 --> 00:53:59,566
啊都怪你们

1248
00:54:01,100 --> 00:54:05,133
都怪你们让我把这个雨刮器打开了

1249
00:54:06,066 --> 00:54:08,533
马上就开始想打哈欠了

1250
00:54:09,166 --> 00:54:09,966
嗯

1251
00:54:13,766 --> 00:54:16,266
直播睡觉说不定人更好

1252
00:54:16,266 --> 00:54:17,599
困了就睡吧

1253
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:26,966
说不行不行

1254
00:54:26,966 --> 00:54:29,999
主播这辈子唯一一次直播睡觉

1255
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,733
是当时直播写作业的时候

1256
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,066
没写完我觉得我下播

1257
00:54:39,066 --> 00:54:42,099
我肯定就不会不会写他了

1258
00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:45,100
我肯定会一直爬到床上睡16个小时

1259
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,666
我一定要写完才能下播

1260
00:54:48,733 --> 00:54:51,466
但是那天就好像挺困的

1261
00:54:51,866 --> 00:54:54,599
最后没撑住趴床上睡着了

1262
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:55,533
睡了一会

1263
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:03,566
啊啊不行不行我不行不能再看他了

1264
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,566
不能哎不要过来

1265
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,000
快找点什么东西抱着

1266
00:55:11,100 --> 00:55:13,466
快快快啊

1267
00:55:13,466 --> 00:55:15,999
好了好不行不行不行

1268
00:55:16,133 --> 00:55:17,666
哎呦哎呦哎呦

1269
00:55:19,866 --> 00:55:22,866
这么短短的几分钟发生了太多事情

1270
00:55:22,866 --> 00:55:26,133
打了太多哈欠啊

1271
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:28,966
啊

1272
00:55:29,933 --> 00:55:33,199
我怎么觉得我这个困困的晚餐

1273
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,733
我直播间不要提这个

1274
00:55:34,733 --> 00:55:36,499
一起进行困困的晚餐

1275
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:38,333
根本就不是你们在困啊

1276
00:55:38,333 --> 00:55:39,999
你们都挺精神的

1277
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,866
只有我一个人在困

1278
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:45,800
哎

1279
00:55:47,066 --> 00:55:48,333
怎么会这样呢

1280
00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:49,666
催眠成功了吗

1281
00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:51,366
抱抱 18位幼儿园

1282
00:55:52,733 --> 00:55:58,299
2894962195 8703906

1283
00:56:00,333 --> 00:56:01,299
好老的狗

1284
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:02,666
还在玩还在玩

1285
00:56:02,666 --> 00:56:04,266
我已经不被你吊到了

1286
00:56:05,066 --> 00:56:05,966
什么时候回来的

1287
00:56:05,966 --> 00:56:07,266
24号呀

1288
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:10,000
大家都不看那个什么了吗

1289
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,666
不看BB动态了吗

1290
00:56:12,066 --> 00:56:13,566
不过好像确实也是

1291
00:56:14,766 --> 00:56:18,366
上次被窝把街剥完睡觉AX了

1292
00:56:20,566 --> 00:56:22,933
今天到底为什么这么困啊

1293
00:56:22,933 --> 00:56:25,533
我明明睡够了9个小时了

1294
00:56:27,900 --> 00:56:28,800
不好意思

1295
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:31,000
今天状态感觉不太好

1296
00:56:31,066 --> 00:56:32,599
确实是挺困的

1297
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,100
后脑勺疼

1298
00:56:35,133 --> 00:56:36,266
奇怪奇怪

1299
00:56:36,666 --> 00:56:38,866
下周排表再也不排这么早的了

1300
00:56:38,866 --> 00:56:42,066
再再往再往那个什么再往后面排一排

1301
00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,100
嗯

1302
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,933
吃饱了吗没

1303
00:56:48,933 --> 00:56:50,199
有呀没有

1304
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:52,866
没吃饭根本一点都没吃啊

1305
00:56:53,933 --> 00:56:55,499
还喝了两口水

1306
00:56:55,766 --> 00:56:57,199
还嚼了一口冰

1307
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,566
拿那个水洗了下脸

1308
00:57:03,733 --> 00:57:06,133
就差往脑门涂清凉油了

1309
00:57:07,466 --> 00:57:10,199
奇奇怪怪的先

1310
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,300
都可以先

1311
00:57:12,866 --> 00:57:14,966
那如果我正在直播间里面

1312
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:22,799
啊啊真在直播间里面睡着了的话

1313
00:57:24,866 --> 00:57:26,499
会发生什么事呢

1314
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,700
主要我真的很很很胆小

1315
00:57:31,566 --> 00:57:33,499
其实有时候也想过

1316
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,266
就是我们之前的那个那种奇幻

1317
00:57:36,266 --> 00:57:39,966
要不在直播间直接美美睡一觉算了

1318
00:57:40,866 --> 00:57:43,099
要真在直播间里睡着的话

1319
00:57:43,933 --> 00:57:45,799
感觉会说梦话的

1320
00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:50,800
因为我上次不知道什么时候

1321
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:54,933
大概半个月之前睡着就说梦话了

1322
00:57:55,933 --> 00:57:59,666
我说的内容是就那种迷迷糊糊的

1323
00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:02,966
忽然像僵尸启示一样就坐了起来

1324
00:58:04,766 --> 00:58:06,499
我坐了起来之后

1325
00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:07,300
那什么

1326
00:58:08,133 --> 00:58:10,766
你能不能不要再发哈欠这两个字了

1327
00:58:10,766 --> 00:58:11,933
我真的很困

1328
00:58:14,533 --> 00:58:18,566
坐了起来就那种僵僵的呃

1329
00:58:18,666 --> 00:58:21,266
整个人人跟腿90度的那种

1330
00:58:21,266 --> 00:58:22,866
我说了一句哎

1331
00:58:22,866 --> 00:58:25,766
有些人不能跟别人相处

1332
00:58:26,366 --> 00:58:27,499
别怪自己

1333
00:58:28,133 --> 00:58:29,133
我非常狠

1334
00:58:29,133 --> 00:58:30,399
我都不知道怎么回事

1335
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,400
我就啪的一下就躺下去了

1336
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,733
哈哈哈

1337
00:58:34,933 --> 00:58:37,533
真的很奇怪真的很奇怪

1338
00:58:37,533 --> 00:58:39,899
梦幻里会提到小男友吗

1339
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,300
那你不觉得主播很可悲吗

1340
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:43,266
小男友小女友

1341
00:58:43,266 --> 00:58:45,266
还得在梦里面念念叨叨的

1342
00:58:45,266 --> 00:58:46,066
哎呀

1343
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,066
会有呼噜呼噜的声音吧

1344
00:58:49,066 --> 00:58:50,066
应该会有吧

1345
00:58:50,066 --> 00:58:51,933
这种比较累比较头疼的时候

1346
00:58:51,933 --> 00:58:54,299
睡着了应该会有呼噜呼噜的声音

1347
00:58:55,466 --> 00:58:57,899
而且感觉有鼻炎的时候

1348
00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:00,066
鼻炎犯了的时候就是会打呼噜

1349
00:59:00,066 --> 00:59:01,333
因为鼻子堵了

1350
00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:06,266
电台直播睡觉那个可以

1351
00:59:06,366 --> 00:59:08,066
那是助眠电台

1352
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,200
助眠电台应该是

1353
00:59:10,266 --> 00:59:13,066
我在这边一大堆的设备

1354
00:59:13,066 --> 00:59:15,899
一大堆的瓶子罐子羽毛羽毛

1355
00:59:15,900 --> 00:59:17,400
然后麦克风什么的

1356
00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,933
在这边东瞧瞧西瞧瞧东

1357
00:59:19,966 --> 00:59:20,999
摸摸西摸摸

1358
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:21,733
哄你睡觉

1359
00:59:21,733 --> 00:59:22,866
哎不是我在这边睡

1360
00:59:22,866 --> 00:59:24,133
你在那边睡吧

1361
00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:26,899
我直播睡觉

1362
00:59:26,900 --> 00:59:28,566
然后你看直播睡觉

1363
00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:31,299
这这不成了什么连麦睡觉吗

1364
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:32,733
这不成连睡了吗

1365
00:59:32,733 --> 00:59:36,066
哈哈哈这不叫助眠吧

1366
00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:37,999
啊好奇怪啊

1367
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:42,066
我记得你上次加大班就睡了一个小时

1368
00:59:42,133 --> 00:59:44,166
是吧就没人看了呀

1369
00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:46,533
主播在这边说话还是怎么样

1370
00:59:46,533 --> 00:59:49,333
就没没人看也也也没弹幕

1371
00:59:49,333 --> 00:59:51,066
太晚了不是

1372
00:59:51,066 --> 00:59:52,466
现在大家都不说话

1373
00:59:52,466 --> 00:59:54,899
我也一点精神都提不起来

1374
00:59:54,900 --> 00:59:56,000
就睡着了

1375
00:59:57,166 --> 00:59:59,199
看看中央电视台

1376
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:01,700
哈哈

1377
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,166
安全新年好

1378
01:00:04,166 --> 01:00:06,333
我打完了哈欠

1379
01:00:08,933 --> 01:00:09,733
嘿

1380
01:00:11,266 --> 01:00:12,766
好好好就要连睡

1381
01:00:12,766 --> 01:00:13,366
别恶心我

1382
01:00:13,366 --> 01:00:14,999
我才不想跟你连麦睡觉

1383
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,466
一下人都清醒了

1384
01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:18,800
不过睡觉的时候

1385
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:19,600
真的

1386
01:00:19,666 --> 01:00:22,666
完全会丧失对自己说的话的判断力

1387
01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:23,466
啊

1388
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,133
怎么会这样呢

1389
01:00:25,133 --> 01:00:25,466
真的

1390
01:00:25,466 --> 01:00:28,899
就是完完全全的会丧失自己的判断力

1391
01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:31,866
因为我看了好多人

1392
01:00:31,866 --> 01:00:34,399
他们说就是自己在那什么

1393
01:00:35,733 --> 01:00:37,999
自己睡觉的时候迷迷糊糊的

1394
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,400
感觉发现了什么世界的真相

1395
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,133
发现了人生的哲理

1396
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,500
挣扎着对着手机录了一段音啊

1397
01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,700
决定明天早上起来马上要听啊

1398
01:00:48,166 --> 01:00:50,866
或者说是写论文写的走火入魔

1399
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:52,733
挣扎着找了一支笔

1400
01:00:52,733 --> 01:00:55,799
在纸上写下了自己梦中的科研发现

1401
01:00:56,466 --> 01:01:00,199
结果起来发现写的是什么巧克力牛奶

1402
01:01:00,200 --> 01:01:01,600
是鸡蛋味的

1403
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,566
或者是红烩牛肉

1404
01:01:03,566 --> 01:01:07,599
里面不能加这个小麦草之类的东西

1405
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,566
是人真的做梦的时候

1406
01:01:10,566 --> 01:01:13,799
感觉梦里面的世界非常的繁华

1407
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:14,333
我觉得

1408
01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:16,999
他不是真的生成了一个繁华的世界

1409
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,300
给你而是梦就让你感觉呃

1410
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,700
这是一个繁华的概念

1411
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:23,066
你就摸到了这个概念

1412
01:01:23,066 --> 01:01:25,099
但你其实什么都没发生啊

1413
01:01:25,366 --> 01:01:27,999
对吧睡觉途中持续爆点

1414
01:01:28,966 --> 01:01:29,999
下次边打

1415
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:31,733
呼噜边假装睡觉

1416
01:01:31,733 --> 01:01:36,566
哈哈哈边打呼噜边假装睡觉

1417
01:01:36,566 --> 01:01:38,899
一人给主播上个舰长

1418
01:01:38,900 --> 01:01:40,566
给主播打个红爱心

1419
01:01:40,566 --> 01:01:43,566
哇主播睡觉的样子真可爱呀

1420
01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:47,566
然后我一机灵啊谢谢

1421
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:50,466
是在梦中的

1422
01:01:52,266 --> 01:01:53,066
啊

1423
01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:55,566
哎这是他

1424
01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:01,333
这主播这下掉出来了

1425
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:02,966
其实根本没在睡觉

1426
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,333
意大利面拌42号混凝土

1427
01:02:08,533 --> 01:02:12,366
哎呦来看一本梦的解析

1428
01:02:13,066 --> 01:02:15,866
我从来不看这个我怎么判断

1429
01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:16,899
就是怎么判断

1430
01:02:18,866 --> 01:02:22,533
晚上梦到蛇梦到水梦到高楼

1431
01:02:22,766 --> 01:02:23,766
梦到什么呢

1432
01:02:23,766 --> 01:02:26,166
梦到这个很久不见的人啊

1433
01:02:26,366 --> 01:02:28,266
或者是梦到这个这个这个

1434
01:02:28,266 --> 01:02:30,066
刮大风我在风里面走

1435
01:02:30,266 --> 01:02:31,766
梦到我在游泳啊

1436
01:02:31,766 --> 01:02:33,266
无论说梦到什么

1437
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:37,100
只要我认为他是马上有财运的兆头

1438
01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:40,200
那他就是马上有财运的兆头

1439
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,333
就所谓的每个地区都不一样的嘛

1440
01:02:44,333 --> 01:02:45,733
有的地区说左眼皮跳

1441
01:02:45,733 --> 01:02:47,866
好似道有的地区说右眼皮跳

1442
01:02:47,866 --> 01:02:51,899
好似道反正说只要只要

1443
01:02:53,333 --> 01:02:55,366
我不断的变换地区啊

1444
01:02:55,366 --> 01:02:56,866
我的两个眼皮都跳

1445
01:02:56,866 --> 01:02:59,799
他就都能是好似道都能是财运到啊

1446
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:03,133
我相信的才是我的魔法

1447
01:03:03,166 --> 01:03:05,099
相信的心就是我的魔法

1448
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:07,666
你要点歌蓝莲花

1449
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:10,533
你下次就不适合点歌的时候可以

1450
01:03:10,533 --> 01:03:12,533
那什么燕公解梦

1451
01:03:12,533 --> 01:03:15,699
就是你相信你相信什么他就是什么

1452
01:03:17,366 --> 01:03:18,766
好灵活的米呀

1453
01:03:18,766 --> 01:03:21,066
我已经不是最灵活的啦

1454
01:03:21,366 --> 01:03:24,366
你们知道有一些人他会看一种视频吗

1455
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:31,600
会看一种就是类似于什么呃念力视频

1456
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:32,600
就所谓的

1457
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:37,133
2023最火赛道心灵疗愈养生赛道

1458
01:03:37,133 --> 01:03:38,766
说这心灵疗愈是怎么回事

1459
01:03:38,766 --> 01:03:41,333
是不是先考一个心理咨询师

1460
01:03:41,566 --> 01:03:44,199
起码得心理学专业毕业的这种

1461
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:47,066
这研究生啊本科生啊之类的

1462
01:03:47,066 --> 01:03:48,699
来做这个心理疗愈啊

1463
01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:50,900
通过一些精神暗示的方法

1464
01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:51,800
让你的精神达

1465
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,600
到一个放松的状态啊

1466
01:03:53,600 --> 01:03:55,700
让你的这个快乐

1467
01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:56,533
怎么说呢

1468
01:03:56,933 --> 01:03:58,999
拉满哈哈哈

1469
01:03:59,366 --> 01:04:01,599
让你的这个压力减少了

1470
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:04,133
后来我发现不是什么心理疗愈

1471
01:04:04,133 --> 01:04:07,099
就是呃有一些最基础的

1472
01:04:07,100 --> 01:04:09,800
就放一张那个鲜艳的图

1473
01:04:10,066 --> 01:04:11,566
上面写一行黑字

1474
01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:13,966
在未来的30天

1475
01:04:13,966 --> 01:04:15,866
你会变瘦15斤

1476
01:04:16,966 --> 01:04:18,199
心诚则灵

1477
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,766
然后下面的评论就全是嘻嘻嘻啊

1478
01:04:21,766 --> 01:04:22,966
沾沾瘦气

1479
01:04:23,066 --> 01:04:24,133
沾沾白气

1480
01:04:24,266 --> 01:04:25,533
沾沾美气

1481
01:04:25,666 --> 01:04:27,999
这个暴瘦20斤不反弹

1482
01:04:28,133 --> 01:04:29,799
这个爱情呃

1483
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:31,066
滚滚向我来

1484
01:04:31,066 --> 01:04:32,899
我爱财财爱我

1485
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,500
然后这个复制粘贴本条

1486
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:37,733
然后就可以获得这个

1487
01:04:37,733 --> 01:04:39,199
什么心理上的疗愈

1488
01:04:39,466 --> 01:04:42,466
之后之后这个哥们还会卖点课

1489
01:04:42,566 --> 01:04:43,999
还会卖点什么

1490
01:04:44,066 --> 01:04:47,266
这个情感课程还会卖点什么

1491
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:49,166
这个矿场

1492
01:04:49,566 --> 01:04:51,399
让人一车一车拉走的那种

1493
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,366
按斤批发的石头

1494
01:04:53,366 --> 01:04:53,866
告诉你

1495
01:04:53,866 --> 01:04:56,666
这是跟你有很强的灵性沟通的

1496
01:04:56,666 --> 01:04:58,599
你的灵性水晶啊

1497
01:04:58,666 --> 01:05:00,199
我也不知道这是怎么想

1498
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:03,666
到底谁在做这个市场的客户啊嗯

1499
01:05:05,066 --> 01:05:06,699
哔哩哔哩也是这样的

1500
01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:08,566
你说宇宙能量都行了

1501
01:05:08,733 --> 01:05:11,199
有些人就觉得就是每天都念叨我爱钱

1502
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,733
钱爱我然后我就会发家致富

1503
01:05:14,900 --> 01:05:17,200
但是其实也没有权利去嘲笑人家吧

1504
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,933
毕竟考试之前我也是狂转锦鲤的

1505
01:05:20,466 --> 01:05:21,899
虽然心里面是知道

1506
01:05:22,566 --> 01:05:23,333
知道什么呢

1507
01:05:23,333 --> 01:05:25,966
知道转了这个锦鲤其实也没有啥用

1508
01:05:26,133 --> 01:05:27,666
我没复习的章节

1509
01:05:27,666 --> 01:05:30,666
不可能因为这个转了锦鲤我就做对题

1510
01:05:31,066 --> 01:05:32,499
但是看到这个锦鲤呢

1511
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,133
还是会去转上一下

1512
01:05:34,533 --> 01:05:36,566
所以说这种心灵疗愈赛道

1513
01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:38,266
其实什么也没治疗吧

1514
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:42,166
它本质上来说是一种心灵欺骗赛道吧

1515
01:05:42,966 --> 01:05:45,199
哈哈什么姚明新学

1516
01:05:47,066 --> 01:05:50,366
怎么什么年代了还在姚明新学哎呀

1517
01:05:51,866 --> 01:05:53,866
纯纯的欺骗自己的一个

1518
01:05:53,866 --> 01:05:56,966
我的评价是关键不只是

1519
01:05:56,966 --> 01:05:58,399
那种图文平台啊

1520
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,666
什么微博小红书啊之类的有

1521
01:06:00,666 --> 01:06:01,599
抖我就不说了

1522
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:02,400
抖肯定有

1523
01:06:02,966 --> 01:06:04,166
哔哔哩哔哩都有

1524
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,800
就是有那种什么说

1525
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,566
我这个视频里面有特殊的频率的声波

1526
01:06:11,766 --> 01:06:15,966
是我专门调配出来的一种啊吸引

1527
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,466
吸引财运的声波

1528
01:06:20,266 --> 01:06:20,733
那你说你

1529
01:06:20,733 --> 01:06:22,066
你相信吗

1530
01:06:22,066 --> 01:06:23,599
我不知道我相不相信

1531
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:26,100
我现在不相信我可能以后相信啊

1532
01:06:26,100 --> 01:06:26,966
我不好说

1533
01:06:26,966 --> 01:06:28,533
但是我现在肯定不相信

1534
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:31,400
我刷到这种视频

1535
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:34,366
感觉下面的评论都挺魔怔的呃

1536
01:06:36,133 --> 01:06:38,333
原理就是越不可能的事情

1537
01:06:38,333 --> 01:06:40,399
人就会越寻求于神

1538
01:06:41,366 --> 01:06:43,466
对吧但是你说的对

1539
01:06:43,466 --> 01:06:49,066
但其实有些时候事在人为嘛

1540
01:06:49,133 --> 01:06:51,399
因为我我确实不觉得

1541
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:54,133
有一些真的需要付出努力的事情

1542
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,666
靠祈祷祈祷呀

1543
01:06:57,733 --> 01:07:00,399
靠祈祷就会有一些好结果啊

1544
01:07:00,900 --> 01:07:03,166
有种高考前学校找大师的

1545
01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:04,966
大师学师的感觉

1546
01:07:04,966 --> 01:07:05,966
哈哈哈

1547
01:07:06,933 --> 01:07:08,099
那不一定啊

1548
01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:08,933
不一定吧

1549
01:07:08,933 --> 01:07:10,466
毕竟现在这个寺庙

1550
01:07:10,466 --> 01:07:13,299
出家的要求都都挺高的了

1551
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,400
没有研究生学历

1552
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:20,966
这个省级直属寺庙都不收的对吧

1553
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:22,600
可能会当时的我就会说

1554
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,666
大师你为什么能代大家宣誓啊

1555
01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:30,733
大师淡然的说贫僧毕业于这个清北啊

1556
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,400
毕业于托帕尔高校啊

1557
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:33,366
哈哈哈

1558
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:37,333
听说乃是本校保研的这个研究生啊

1559
01:07:37,333 --> 01:07:39,666
当然有权利带着大家宣誓了

1560
01:07:39,666 --> 01:07:40,699
阿弥陀佛

1561
01:07:40,866 --> 01:07:42,733
我说大师你真厉害

1562
01:07:42,766 --> 01:07:45,299
这大师搞不好真真挺猛的

1563
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:46,133
懂吧

1564
01:07:46,666 --> 01:07:48,566
要有佛学院文凭啊

1565
01:07:48,566 --> 01:07:49,333
是这样吗

1566
01:07:49,333 --> 01:07:51,666
那那大师应该真挺猛的对吧

1567
01:07:51,666 --> 01:07:52,499
有理有据

1568
01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,500
佛学啊你们比我了解

1569
01:07:55,066 --> 01:07:57,166
比起相信这个妩媚更相信

1570
01:07:57,166 --> 01:07:59,866
谢谢小猫谢谢小猫哎

1571
01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,000
哈哈哈

1572
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,766
那个要上是要推荐的哦

1573
01:08:04,766 --> 01:08:05,733
是这样子吗

1574
01:08:06,566 --> 01:08:07,999
一个人得了绝症

1575
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,566
他会求神拜佛

1576
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:10,333
这得了绝

1577
01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:11,466
症的前提是

1578
01:08:11,733 --> 01:08:13,699
科学的力量和科技的力量

1579
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,933
已经完全没有办法拯救你了

1580
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:18,299
呃那这个时候

1581
01:08:18,366 --> 01:08:18,766
就是

1582
01:08:18,766 --> 01:08:21,966
你已经到了要寻求心理安慰的时候了

1583
01:08:22,100 --> 01:08:24,166
但大部分的事情我觉得

1584
01:08:25,066 --> 01:08:26,599
我觉得怎么说呢

1585
01:08:27,066 --> 01:08:28,399
他这个求神拜佛

1586
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,200
只能是让自己更相信自己的

1587
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,500
这个临门一脚吧

1588
01:08:32,666 --> 01:08:32,933
毕竟

1589
01:08:32,933 --> 01:08:35,333
我们也不知道这个是否真实的存在

1590
01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:36,133
这种

1591
01:08:37,866 --> 01:08:39,399
这种这种呃情况

1592
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:43,066
但是有一些想法可能会让你会比较

1593
01:08:43,066 --> 01:08:43,866
怎么说

1594
01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:47,466
坚定的相信就是相当于什么的

1595
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,000
我知道有些人有习惯

1596
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,600
就上考场之前他会做那个小抄

1597
01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:54,799
但是那个小抄呢

1598
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:55,900
他不会带进去

1599
01:08:55,900 --> 01:08:57,266
他只是会抄一下

1600
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:01,266
然后就放在那个书包里面扔到前面去

1601
01:09:01,366 --> 01:09:02,899
这样会让他很安心

1602
01:09:05,066 --> 01:09:07,299
不知道为什么这样会让他很安心

1603
01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:09,733
就是那种好像有人在帮我的感觉

1604
01:09:09,733 --> 01:09:12,666
让他考试发挥的都流畅了

1605
01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:13,466
嗯

1606
01:09:14,366 --> 01:09:15,299
不是高考的

1607
01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:16,766
哦原来是这样子

1608
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,066
啊这首歌怎么这么长呀

1609
01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:25,100
哦原来是我开了单曲循环哦

1610
01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:26,333
怎么没有人提醒我一下

1611
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,299
哈哈

1612
01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:29,300
我怎么开了单曲循环

1613
01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:31,133
有种枕头放书的感觉

1614
01:09:31,133 --> 01:09:33,766
你别说枕头放书是真的有用的

1615
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,933
就你期末考之前最好

1616
01:09:35,933 --> 01:09:37,466
我建议就是期末考之前

1617
01:09:37,466 --> 01:09:40,133
不要摄入主播这样的干扰性啊

1618
01:09:40,133 --> 01:09:40,999
这种管人

1619
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,133
这种干扰性

1620
01:09:43,066 --> 01:09:46,533
而是说应该24小时除了吃饭和睡觉

1621
01:09:46,533 --> 01:09:49,499
然后不管干什么脑子里面都在想着你

1622
01:09:49,733 --> 01:09:54,899
临时预习也好学习也好复习也好

1623
01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:55,800
这个知识

1624
01:09:56,133 --> 01:09:58,966
你都应该24个小时的去想这些

1625
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:02,133
这样的话你会有一种如有神助的感觉

1626
01:10:02,366 --> 01:10:03,066
但假如说

1627
01:10:03,066 --> 01:10:06,566
你打破了自己的这种纯粹的状态的话

1628
01:10:06,566 --> 01:10:08,533
那你考试的时候可能就在想

1629
01:10:08,533 --> 01:10:10,533
主播的这个电棍

1630
01:10:10,533 --> 01:10:11,499
灯神啊

1631
01:10:11,566 --> 01:10:13,666
你就想不起来你该想的东西了

1632
01:10:13,666 --> 01:10:15,399
那主播不想害你啊

1633
01:10:15,600 --> 01:10:16,400
对吧

1634
01:10:17,133 --> 01:10:20,933
只能说祝你考试分数上得去下不来啊

1635
01:10:20,933 --> 01:10:22,133
哈哈哈

1636
01:10:22,333 --> 01:10:25,466
祝你考试分数上得去下不来好不好

1637
01:10:25,566 --> 01:10:26,366
嗯

1638
01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:29,900
有没有可能抄一遍小抄就更能记住

1639
01:10:29,900 --> 01:10:30,900
那倒也是吧

1640
01:10:31,266 --> 01:10:33,766
甚至会有这种小抄背板啊

1641
01:10:33,766 --> 01:10:34,933
你看到那个公式

1642
01:10:34,933 --> 01:10:37,799
想起来在这个小抄的左下角

1643
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,133
还是在右上角

1644
01:10:39,133 --> 01:10:39,966
这不太好

1645
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,066
考试前守则放好几遍

1646
01:10:42,066 --> 01:10:43,366
脑子里只有守则

1647
01:10:43,366 --> 01:10:44,899
哎怎么这么坑人呢

1648
01:10:44,900 --> 01:10:46,533
就应该直接开考啊

1649
01:10:46,566 --> 01:10:48,399
是吧换而言之

1650
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:52,200
只剩24小时了还在看怪人八成没救了

1651
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:53,600
可不咋地

1652
01:10:55,133 --> 01:10:58,666
收拾收拾准备好回家过年吧

1653
01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:01,400
哎呀祝你上得去下得来

1654
01:11:01,766 --> 01:11:03,866
呃嘿嘿

1655
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:08,400
我们下周看看

1656
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:11,200
能不能把直播时间换成早播啊

1657
01:11:11,566 --> 01:11:13,299
给我搞搞急眼了

1658
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:17,766
这一周全是加大时间的早播好坐牢啊

1659
01:11:18,533 --> 01:11:21,199
下周看看我这边的早播什么情况

1660
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:22,700
收拾一下准备准备

1661
01:11:22,700 --> 01:11:25,100
那个下学期过来补考吧

1662
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,666
年还是要过的

1663
01:11:27,666 --> 01:11:29,933
不能不能耽误你的过年

1664
01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:30,900
懂吧

1665
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:31,533
不

1666
01:11:31,533 --> 01:11:34,766
我们这个店长就已经卡的都上不去

1667
01:11:34,766 --> 01:11:35,666
下不来了

1668
01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:36,533
哎呦我真是

1669
01:11:38,066 --> 01:11:41,699
不过不过也也也正常也正常嘛

1670
01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:43,100
快点安慰安慰我

1671
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:45,400
怎么怎么怎么安慰我一下这个情况

1672
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:46,933
因为放假了嘛

1673
01:11:46,933 --> 01:11:48,199
就放这么几天

1674
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,366
就下周又要又要开始上了

1675
01:11:51,466 --> 01:11:52,266
哈

1676
01:11:53,566 --> 01:11:55,966
哈哈

1677
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:58,600
哎

1678
01:12:03,100 --> 01:12:04,300
还没放假啊

1679
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,600
不对对不起

1680
01:12:05,733 --> 01:12:07,566
你看我打完哈欠之后

1681
01:12:07,566 --> 01:12:10,066
就会忘记我刚才回复的东西

1682
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:14,200
都去考试了还来上街我

1683
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:15,400
你看我就说嘛

1684
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,266
我打了哈欠就忘了我

1685
01:12:19,766 --> 01:12:22,799
忘了我刚才在说些什么啊

1686
01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:24,666
怎么会这样

1687
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:28,200
不过其实其实我想的是什么人

1688
01:12:28,733 --> 01:12:29,599
我想的是

1689
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,966
我们一年里面

1690
01:12:30,966 --> 01:12:34,899
能被称为放假的好像只有暑假

1691
01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:36,399
所以我说我还没放假

1692
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:37,800
因为冬天没假

1693
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:39,766
哪有人寒假

1694
01:12:39,766 --> 01:12:40,699
只有什么

1695
01:12:40,933 --> 01:12:43,866
只有只有这个十来天的哎

1696
01:12:43,866 --> 01:12:45,399
哎什么哎

1697
01:12:46,066 --> 01:12:47,866
丁老师在按些什么啊

1698
01:12:47,866 --> 01:12:49,299
老年痴呆是吧

1699
01:12:51,533 --> 01:12:54,266
主播主播纯属的老年痴呆了

1700
01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:56,166
属于是哎呀服了

1701
01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:00,100
嗨

1702
01:13:00,866 --> 01:13:03,199
有人要哈奇纯想版吗

1703
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,500
这下不用那什么了

1704
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:07,300
不用翻遍去年前年的录播

1705
01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,100
切出来哈奇纯想版

1706
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:15,166
后面今天一切就切的出来了

1707
01:13:15,533 --> 01:13:17,166
哎呦我的天呐

1708
01:13:18,166 --> 01:13:20,199
我真是无语了家人们

1709
01:13:21,766 --> 01:13:23,399
来一份谢谢

1710
01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:26,566
是不是现在大家都喜欢听这种啊

1711
01:13:26,566 --> 01:13:28,899
打哈欠打喷嚏啊之类的

1712
01:13:29,366 --> 01:13:33,266
为什么呀为什么啊为什么

1713
01:13:34,466 --> 01:13:37,066
哈哈哈

1714
01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:39,466
为什么呀

1715
01:13:39,466 --> 01:13:41,666
其实我也觉得我打哈欠萌萌的

1716
01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:44,099
但是是因为我觉得我自己萌萌的

1717
01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:45,900
难道你们也是萝莉控吗

1718
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:48,900
啊可以催眠

1719
01:13:50,866 --> 01:13:51,999
那挺好啊

1720
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:53,866
以后你们谁叫我开奥数模式

1721
01:13:53,866 --> 01:13:55,599
开助眠活啊

1722
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,766
以后谁谁上总督点助眠活

1723
01:13:57,766 --> 01:13:58,566
我给人打

1724
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,500
我给他打哈欠

1725
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:04,100
哈

1726
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,566
哈哈

1727
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:09,600
真困吧

1728
01:14:10,366 --> 01:14:11,166
不是

1729
01:14:12,466 --> 01:14:14,366
但是我还觉得就有点那个

1730
01:14:14,366 --> 01:14:16,566
怎么早上9点半到工会还困了

1731
01:14:16,566 --> 01:14:19,399
哈哈哈也就幸好是掖掖人吧

1732
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:21,333
大家挺包容我的

1733
01:14:22,533 --> 01:14:23,333
哎

1734
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,766
有可能跟心理暗示有关系啊

1735
01:14:25,766 --> 01:14:27,799
就往这个往这封面上一贴

1736
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:28,966
这个被窝杂台

1737
01:14:28,966 --> 01:14:30,599
然后整个人就困起来

1738
01:14:32,166 --> 01:14:33,799
坏了被你发现了

1739
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,200
现在真没出去电

1740
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:36,733
现在电脑是报名啊

1741
01:14:36,733 --> 01:14:37,666
谢谢谢谢

1742
01:14:37,933 --> 01:14:39,266
现在报情书啊

1743
01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:40,766
或者你还应该走

1744
01:14:41,366 --> 01:14:43,566
我没过国内作息

1745
01:14:44,966 --> 01:14:48,199
我昨天9点多就睡了

1746
01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:51,866
然后三点钟又睡到9点

1747
01:14:51,866 --> 01:14:53,499
妈起都起不来

1748
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:55,400
你们知道每天来早上直播

1749
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:57,200
我要定多少个闹铃吗

1750
01:14:57,966 --> 01:15:00,699
每一个闹铃都是完整的响完的

1751
01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:02,366
我听我都听不见

1752
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,866
天呐叔叔的BB卷抱着你

1753
01:15:04,866 --> 01:15:07,699
好好好好好好支持

1754
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,666
我每天早上都要起

1755
01:15:14,966 --> 01:15:17,366
进入一个浅度睡眠的状态

1756
01:15:17,933 --> 01:15:20,499
8:20一次 8点半一次

1757
01:15:20,500 --> 01:15:22,900
8:45一次 9点钟一次

1758
01:15:23,133 --> 01:15:27,166
我80%的时间都在8:45这个闹铃醒过来

1759
01:15:27,166 --> 01:15:29,733
今天在9点来钟这个闹铃醒的

1760
01:15:29,733 --> 01:15:30,899
你卡了哎

1761
01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:35,266
哎啊真砍假砍

1762
01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:39,866
耶耶耶是笨蛋

1763
01:15:42,066 --> 01:15:42,866
啊啊

1764
01:15:55,366 --> 01:15:57,766
不怎么回事

1765
01:16:01,066 --> 01:16:02,333
怎么回事

1766
01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:06,199
我这没卡呀

1767
01:16:10,533 --> 01:16:14,199
才能发出去喂

1768
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:18,166
耶耶人哎

1769
01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:22,666
没卡哎他们掉啊

1770
01:16:22,766 --> 01:16:24,066
真的假的

1771
01:16:26,200 --> 01:16:27,533
不是骂你们了呢

1772
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,900
哎住在一个城市咋了

1773
01:16:31,066 --> 01:16:32,666
是不是卡了一会啊

1774
01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:36,666
因为我平常我记得你们

1775
01:16:36,666 --> 01:16:38,166
你们假装卡了的时候

1776
01:16:38,166 --> 01:16:40,533
我骂你们一句你们都有反应的

1777
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,466
现在现在没人有反应了

1778
01:16:47,133 --> 01:16:48,733
我以为真卡了呢

1779
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:49,333
哎

1780
01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:52,566
你们现在现在的这个伪装都这么好

1781
01:16:52,566 --> 01:16:54,099
都这么沉得住气的

1782
01:16:55,266 --> 01:16:56,099
小卡一下

1783
01:16:56,100 --> 01:16:57,000
别骗我了

1784
01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:58,666
我知道肯定没卡的

1785
01:17:02,100 --> 01:17:03,700
我刚才骂了你们一句

1786
01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:07,133
我发现弹幕里面没人有反应啊

1787
01:17:07,133 --> 01:17:08,733
我确定是真卡了

1788
01:17:08,733 --> 01:17:11,066
因为一般来说大家都沉不住气的

1789
01:17:11,066 --> 01:17:13,066
就像我假装睡觉的时候

1790
01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:14,700
你给我整一肚子

1791
01:17:14,700 --> 01:17:16,300
你给我整一小电视飞船

1792
01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:19,700
我肯定马上把眼睛瞪得滴溜圆一样

1793
01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:21,000
哈哈哈

1794
01:17:22,666 --> 01:17:24,099
再骂一句试试

1795
01:17:24,133 --> 01:17:25,666
我才不奖励你了

1796
01:17:25,666 --> 01:17:28,766
呃过了这村没这店了

1797
01:17:30,566 --> 01:17:32,933
懂吧过了这村没这店了

1798
01:17:32,933 --> 01:17:33,799
没听到的

1799
01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:36,800
那些人只能度过相对成功的一生啊

1800
01:17:37,533 --> 01:17:39,966
天天惦记着自己那没听到的事

1801
01:17:39,966 --> 01:17:41,999
那些人只能度过了失败的

1802
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,066
失败的一次

1803
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:46,900
哈

1804
01:17:47,766 --> 01:17:49,199
卡了卡个屁

1805
01:17:50,266 --> 01:17:53,199
卡了自己自己去那什么自己开流量

1806
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,800
别叫卡别叫

1807
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,666
这波是不是你打的有问题

1808
01:17:57,700 --> 01:17:59,866
你说哈哈

1809
01:17:59,866 --> 01:18:00,966
连连连笑脸

1810
01:18:00,966 --> 01:18:02,599
这波是不是你打的有问题

1811
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:05,366
嗯哼

1812
01:18:16,533 --> 01:18:19,399
我们今天感觉状态不太好

1813
01:18:19,400 --> 01:18:21,866
我们能不能申请提前下班啊

1814
01:18:22,800 --> 01:18:23,933
要不然主播

1815
01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:26,399
主播主播要开始唱歌了

1816
01:18:26,866 --> 01:18:28,666
主播要开始打PK了

1817
01:18:28,666 --> 01:18:29,533
哈哈哈

1818
01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:32,333
我们能申请几点下班吗

1819
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,733
我真怕我睡死在直播间里

1820
01:18:36,066 --> 01:18:37,599
拜拜不是现在

1821
01:18:37,733 --> 01:18:38,466
不是现在

1822
01:18:38,466 --> 01:18:39,333
再播一会

1823
01:18:39,333 --> 01:18:40,666
再播一会就下

1824
01:18:40,733 --> 01:18:42,666
嗯再播十来分钟

1825
01:18:42,733 --> 01:18:43,866
二十几分钟

1826
01:18:43,966 --> 01:18:45,466
嗯批准

1827
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:48,366
快滚吧呃好凶啊

1828
01:18:49,733 --> 01:18:50,666
好凶啊

1829
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:54,666
要掉下珍珠了

1830
01:18:57,100 --> 01:18:58,900
主要是那个什么

1831
01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:03,000
脑子一昏就想不起来自己要说什么

1832
01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,500
脑袋痛痛的

1833
01:19:07,933 --> 01:19:09,666
唱完电棍再下

1834
01:19:09,666 --> 01:19:10,999
要PK连麦吧

1835
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:12,666
连麦了就不困了

1836
01:19:12,666 --> 01:19:14,533
别吧别吧

1837
01:19:14,533 --> 01:19:19,966
我们有时候要是都爆炸了烂完了的话

1838
01:19:19,966 --> 01:19:21,766
主播会掉眼泪的

1839
01:19:23,866 --> 01:19:25,933
主播会哭出来的

1840
01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:36,733
看一下有没有什么啊

1841
01:19:36,766 --> 01:19:37,999
我们先不唱歌了

1842
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,166
我们放一首我喜欢的歌吧

1843
01:19:41,966 --> 01:19:43,999
正好适合晚上的

1844
01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:52,966
适合晚上的气氛

1845
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:07,666
哈哈

1846
01:20:10,333 --> 01:20:15,499
哪去了啊啊炸弹

1847
01:20:20,766 --> 01:20:22,066
真插不了电棍

1848
01:20:22,066 --> 01:20:25,933
我现在插电棍估计也萌萌的唉

1849
01:20:34,766 --> 01:20:36,866
哈哈哈哎

1850
01:20:36,866 --> 01:20:37,699
绷不住了

1851
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:39,733
家人们一下给我整清醒了

1852
01:20:39,733 --> 01:20:41,533
我不知道怎么给你们看一下

1853
01:20:42,866 --> 01:20:43,499
等一下等一下

1854
01:20:43,500 --> 01:20:44,766
我看一下怎么给你们

1855
01:20:44,933 --> 01:20:45,966
怎怎么给你们看一眼

1856
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:46,766
这个东西

1857
01:20:49,966 --> 01:20:51,666
就好这口萌萌的

1858
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:06,466
我窗口捕捉一下直播

1859
01:21:06,466 --> 01:21:08,499
选择你的游戏窗口

1860
01:21:16,466 --> 01:21:17,533
窗口不做

1861
01:21:24,966 --> 01:21:26,466
不是不是

1862
01:21:26,466 --> 01:21:28,166
我刚才刚才跟你们说

1863
01:21:28,166 --> 01:21:30,733
放一首温柔的适合睡觉的歌啊

1864
01:21:30,733 --> 01:21:31,933
大家大家

1865
01:21:31,933 --> 01:21:34,266
什么大家

1866
01:21:34,266 --> 01:21:35,266
大家大家

1867
01:21:35,266 --> 01:21:37,866
大大家早点休息啊

1868
01:21:37,866 --> 01:21:38,933
早点睡觉

1869
01:21:39,566 --> 01:21:42,299
然后我一看这个歌词

1870
01:21:42,300 --> 01:21:44,166
我本来想看一下中文翻译的

1871
01:21:44,166 --> 01:21:45,699
我一看你们叫我唱电棍

1872
01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:47,766
我一看这歌有什么什么

1873
01:21:47,766 --> 01:21:50,566
白银你看给我整精神了

1874
01:21:50,866 --> 01:21:53,399
感觉主播的脑子已经坏掉了

1875
01:21:56,366 --> 01:21:58,566
哎你亲触的白银的指尖

1876
01:21:58,566 --> 01:22:03,333
我们黄金就不配被你亲触吗哈哈哈

1877
01:22:04,966 --> 01:22:05,766
哎

1878
01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:08,999
给我整无语了一下子嗯

1879
01:22:15,066 --> 01:22:18,199
但这首歌真的很适合睡觉之前听啊

1880
01:22:19,733 --> 01:22:20,666
有易拉罐

1881
01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:22,566
我不说是谁有易拉罐

1882
01:22:24,366 --> 01:22:26,999
你这个人满脑子只想着抽象

1883
01:22:27,066 --> 01:22:29,899
我昨天晚上睡觉之前还在听电棍

1884
01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:31,266
恭喜发财呢

1885
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:32,400
但是

1886
01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:35,600
怎么你们大过年都没有人点这首歌啊

1887
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,566
那只能等阳历新年再唱

1888
01:22:44,566 --> 01:22:46,733
破案了昨天晚上睡前

1889
01:22:46,733 --> 01:22:48,599
听到最后一个声音是店故里

1890
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:49,700
恭喜发财

1891
01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:53,733
都是棍子爹害

1892
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:55,600
害的主播头疼

1893
01:22:59,166 --> 01:23:00,666
主播出生证丢了

1894
01:23:00,666 --> 01:23:02,266
怎么证明自己出生了

1895
01:23:02,266 --> 01:23:04,299
你现在随便打开一个直播间

1896
01:23:05,566 --> 01:23:06,999
任管人叫妈妈

1897
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:09,566
你就随便找一个直播间喊妈妈呀

1898
01:23:09,566 --> 01:23:11,966
然后他就会说你真是个畜生啊

1899
01:23:14,166 --> 01:23:17,133
你想说农历新年还是阳历新年啊

1900
01:23:17,133 --> 01:23:18,866
混了史密巴塞

1901
01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:21,299
嗯农历阳历

1902
01:23:21,566 --> 01:23:22,366
阴历

1903
01:23:23,366 --> 01:23:24,333
嗯

1904
01:23:32,566 --> 01:23:33,599
别找我啊

1905
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:34,566
我只会说呀

1906
01:23:34,566 --> 01:23:35,699
我是你爹

1907
01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:41,300
你再去找一个主播喜欢的管人吧就

1908
01:23:41,300 --> 01:23:42,366
最好是什么

1909
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:46,133
比较比较三无萝莉的那种

1910
01:23:46,133 --> 01:23:47,266
你去喊妈妈

1911
01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:50,400
这样的话主播主播还挺开心的

1912
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:51,700
这样就配屏了是吧

1913
01:23:51,700 --> 01:23:53,600
哈哈哈

1914
01:23:54,533 --> 01:23:55,933
主播怎么不让你出声

1915
01:23:55,933 --> 01:23:57,366
你真真恶心

1916
01:24:05,966 --> 01:24:07,266
不过我说实话

1917
01:24:07,266 --> 01:24:09,966
为什么这个表情啊

1918
01:24:09,966 --> 01:24:13,733
装扮表情的审核叫妈就可以过

1919
01:24:14,066 --> 01:24:16,066
叫爹就不让过呢

1920
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:25,566
就没有人有这种叫别人爹的需求吗

1921
01:24:25,566 --> 01:24:28,299
没有人有这种被别人叫爹的需求吗

1922
01:24:28,900 --> 01:24:30,933
我理解每个人都有妈妈

1923
01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:34,166
但是你也不能假设这个

1924
01:24:35,666 --> 01:24:38,866
父亲在家庭中是缺失的是吧

1925
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,266
现在表情好像基本都有这个麦啊

1926
01:24:43,266 --> 01:24:44,766
有爹啊你能过来

1927
01:24:44,766 --> 01:24:45,766
那行那行

1928
01:24:45,933 --> 01:24:47,599
太好了我还改了呢

1929
01:24:50,466 --> 01:24:51,699
看我那个什么吧

1930
01:24:51,700 --> 01:24:53,966
我们那个卧槽爹的那个表情包

1931
01:24:54,300 --> 01:24:55,866
之前没审核过

1932
01:24:56,166 --> 01:24:58,199
后面好像能审核过了

1933
01:24:58,733 --> 01:25:00,399
有爹了那没问题啊

1934
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:02,400
那我正好加一个爹上去

1935
01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:06,599
给我绷不住了

1936
01:25:12,766 --> 01:25:14,466
这真的挺好听的吧

1937
01:25:19,066 --> 01:25:19,499
行行行啊

1938
01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:21,000
加入装扮兽牌

1939
01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:23,133
最喜欢的一节

1940
01:25:25,766 --> 01:25:28,066
没有我觉得我已经很那什么了

1941
01:25:28,066 --> 01:25:30,866
我觉得我已经很很委婉了吧

1942
01:25:32,566 --> 01:25:34,599
你这话说的我怎么感觉那么怪

1943
01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:36,933
我真的觉得我已经很委婉了

1944
01:25:48,533 --> 01:25:51,199
拜拜大家啊

1945
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,766
我还没放戒烟呢

1946
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:02,366
感觉这周的直播频率还是有点略高了

1947
01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:04,266
我们下周还是会下调的

1948
01:26:04,766 --> 01:26:06,499
稍微往下调一点

1949
01:26:07,366 --> 01:26:11,199
是你给我有你给

1950
01:26:14,166 --> 01:26:14,966
的爱

1951
01:26:26,700 --> 01:26:27,500
爸爸

1952
01:26:30,866 --> 01:26:33,466
我爹感觉能过

1953
01:26:33,466 --> 01:26:34,599
很奇怪吧

1954
01:26:34,733 --> 01:26:36,566
我括号爹吗

1955
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:40,200
那个我超应该怎么都过不了了

1956
01:26:41,166 --> 01:26:43,333
抄这个字好像已经被败

1957
01:26:49,600 --> 01:26:50,400
了

1958
01:26:54,466 --> 01:26:55,299
谢谢

1959
01:26:55,966 --> 01:26:57,333
QQ的心动

1960
01:26:57,333 --> 01:26:59,399
盲盒的爱心抱枕呢

1961
01:26:59,866 --> 01:27:03,566
要陪你唱歌吃饭我结账

1962
01:27:04,466 --> 01:27:08,333
保持优良习惯

1963
01:27:11,366 --> 01:27:17,099
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

1964
01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:25,200
好几倍退缩了几分你就哭了

1965
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:31,700
想去安慰却不知什么立场

1966
01:27:31,733 --> 01:27:35,733
听你说话看你哭湿头发

1967
01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:40,299
我得到了的惩罚

1968
01:27:42,466 --> 01:27:46,466
戒了烟我不习惯

1969
01:27:46,466 --> 01:27:50,166
没没有你我怎么办

1970
01:27:50,466 --> 01:27:54,199
3年零一个礼拜

1971
01:27:54,933 --> 01:27:58,266
才学会怎么忍耐

1972
01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:02,200
你给过我的伤害

1973
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:06,200
是没有一句责怪

1974
01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:10,333
戒了烟染上悲伤

1975
01:28:10,500 --> 01:28:11,766
都还播完场的话

1976
01:28:11,766 --> 01:28:15,099
估计还是会调到11点半左右开播

1977
01:28:15,266 --> 01:28:17,699
那个时候状态会好一点

1978
01:28:17,700 --> 01:28:19,866
10点半真不行啊

1979
01:28:19,866 --> 01:28:23,266
10点半太难为我了

1980
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,500
拜拜彩蛋我要走了

1981
01:28:33,966 --> 01:28:36,333
坚持一两天还可以

1982
01:28:36,333 --> 01:28:38,999
要是前一天有点什么体力劳动的话

1983
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:40,333
真真不行

1984
01:28:42,166 --> 01:28:44,933
谢谢是做新娘的心愿

1985
01:28:44,933 --> 01:28:46,366
盲盒的情书

1986
01:28:46,366 --> 01:28:47,466
感谢支持

1987
01:28:50,966 --> 01:28:52,966
还有就是啊对了

1988
01:28:57,166 --> 01:28:59,699
找一下我看有没有一个功能啊

1989
01:28:59,700 --> 01:29:01,100
谢谢你的粉丝灯牌

1990
01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:10,166
3年零一个礼拜

1991
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:14,166
才学会怎么忍耐

1992
01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:18,366
你给过我的伤害

1993
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:22,266
是没有一句责怪

1994
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:28,366
戒了烟染上悲伤我也不

1995
01:29:29,666 --> 01:29:32,333
有个叫做天选之旅的东西啊

1996
01:29:32,333 --> 01:29:34,133
不知道主播有没有申请到

1997
01:29:34,966 --> 01:29:36,966
昨天忘记看这个

1998
01:29:41,133 --> 01:29:43,699
后面可能会加一个这个

1999
01:29:43,700 --> 01:29:45,566
这个功能在直播间里面

2000
01:30:00,466 --> 01:30:02,166
不想不想

2001
01:30:02,466 --> 01:30:04,266
戒了烟忘

2002
01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:05,566
是上限

2003
01:30:05,566 --> 01:30:09,766
除了礼物之外额外会送东西啊

2004
01:30:09,766 --> 01:30:10,899
会送抽数的

2005
01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:13,133
那个不是天选出游

2006
01:30:13,966 --> 01:30:15,533
呃是食物周边

2007
01:30:15,566 --> 01:30:18,999
好像还有那个什么来着

2008
01:30:21,733 --> 01:30:24,699
总之就是一个赠送性的功能

2009
01:30:27,933 --> 01:30:29,499
那个只能开一小会吧

2010
01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:31,300
我上次申请了一下

2011
01:30:31,300 --> 01:30:32,566
后台有那个

2012
01:30:32,566 --> 01:30:34,499
但是看不到

2013
01:30:34,866 --> 01:30:36,199
5 抽5中那种

2014
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:37,566
你要不亏死我算了

2015
01:30:37,566 --> 01:30:39,399
我直接一个店长

2016
01:30:39,466 --> 01:30:43,699
把主播两年的礼物全全搬回家得了

2017
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:47,200
什么天选之旅

2018
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:49,000
我不知道这个能开多久

2019
01:30:49,166 --> 01:30:51,166
原来它不是一个常驻功能吗

2020
01:30:52,166 --> 01:30:53,466
它不是常驻的话

2021
01:30:53,466 --> 01:30:56,333
估计下次见面要到我们的

2022
01:30:58,300 --> 01:30:59,366
生日回了吧

2023
01:30:59,733 --> 01:31:00,533
嗯

2024
01:31:01,066 --> 01:31:02,699
我玩过只能啊

2025
01:31:02,700 --> 01:31:04,400
只能5个小时啊

2026
01:31:05,666 --> 01:31:06,466
啊

2027
01:31:07,866 --> 01:31:09,266
就一场直播

2028
01:31:09,266 --> 01:31:13,166
好吧那就下次生日回的时候再开吧

2029
01:31:13,300 --> 01:31:15,666
我以为这个是可以累计的呢

2030
01:31:15,666 --> 01:31:17,099
搞了半天是一场的

2031
01:31:17,100 --> 01:31:19,000
那他那个指标定挺高啊

2032
01:31:25,933 --> 01:31:27,666
睡觉了家人们

2033
01:31:36,533 --> 01:31:38,133
一般都是活动开

2034
01:31:38,166 --> 01:31:40,133
主播已经不太了解这些了

2035
01:31:46,866 --> 01:31:49,199
还是再谢谢一下

2036
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:52,366
昨天的昨天的昨天的

2037
01:31:53,266 --> 01:31:55,733
都怪你换个女孩应该揍

2038
01:32:08,133 --> 01:32:09,333
come on come on come on

2039
01:32:11,933 --> 01:32:12,733
come

2040
01:32:18,466 --> 01:32:19,266
on

2041
01:32:22,166 --> 01:32:23,166
come on come on

2042
01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:27,066
一场直播时间结束之前

2043
01:32:27,066 --> 01:32:28,399
库存就撑不住了

2044
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:29,300
真的吗

2045
01:32:30,266 --> 01:32:31,733
这么幸福啊

2046
01:33:00,366 --> 01:33:01,166
and

2047
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:08,133
obey

2048
01:33:15,166 --> 01:33:16,133
是我我

2049
01:33:16,133 --> 01:33:19,866
虽然觉得动态被推荐到首页还挺好的

2050
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:22,366
但是但是

2051
01:33:22,366 --> 01:33:25,133
为什么会有人在我那条动态下面回复

2052
01:33:25,133 --> 01:33:26,666
什么摸摸头哥哥

2053
01:33:26,666 --> 01:33:27,933
抱啊我操

2054
01:33:27,933 --> 01:33:28,999
这肯定不是燕人

2055
01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,733
观众真吓人

2056
01:33:31,100 --> 01:33:34,066
我靠这话脑子脑子嗡了一下

2057
01:33:36,700 --> 01:33:38,366
好恶心对不起

2058
01:33:38,366 --> 01:33:40,266
谢谢你但是好

2059
01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:41,600
嗯

2060
01:33:42,733 --> 01:33:45,399
好好意心领了

2061
01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:47,000
谢谢你

2062
01:33:48,166 --> 01:33:49,999
妈呀姑姑妈

2063
01:34:12,166 --> 01:34:14,966
直男我不是直男吧

2064
01:34:15,133 --> 01:34:16,933
我真不是直男吧

2065
01:34:16,933 --> 01:34:19,266
我要直要是也得是直女吧

2066
01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:21,500
摸摸头冤人抱

2067
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,266
还哈大笑

2068
01:34:35,800 --> 01:34:38,400
明天有你们哈哈大笑的时候

2069
01:34:42,700 --> 01:34:44,133
啊谢谢

2070
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:47,466
今天今天有收到什么东西吗

2071
01:34:47,466 --> 01:34:49,333
谢谢华年和雨天

2072
01:34:49,333 --> 01:34:50,599
暖心啊谢谢大家

2073
01:34:50,600 --> 01:34:51,933
礼物感谢支持

2074
01:34:52,600 --> 01:34:53,466
拜拜

2075
01:34:54,533 --> 01:34:55,733
摸摸头大米吧

2076
01:34:55,733 --> 01:34:56,666
我喜欢听这个

2077
01:34:56,666 --> 01:34:57,899
最喜欢的一集