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was on the soul you don't know how to kiss it

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she showed you got it all

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no one can be tied up

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cause she ain't that kind you know she lose

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i threw a bath out of bus

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i can't eat a king again

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喂喂喂

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主播如何评价

9
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就睡了7个小时赶场看直播

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你怎么评价

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主播只睡了3个小时

12
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就赶场来给你直播呀

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哎呀

14
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怎么评价

15
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主播就睡了3点就赶场来给你直播啊

16
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啊

17
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等主播下播了还要继续睡呢

18
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你是淘己DVD

19
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你怎么还有高仿啊

20
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我以为陶老师呢啊

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啊

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今天播啥呀

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爹

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咱咋这么熟呢

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桃子爹爹

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你以前叫啥呀

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桃子爹爹

28
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我来查查你的成分啊

29
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不是

30
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怎么还有这个什么

31
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这这谁啊

32
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东一啊这是

33
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你怎么改这么个名字啊

34
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你怎么把船跳了哎

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奇怪了

36
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我还在寻思呢

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这一听就不是什么

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这一听就不是

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不是那个那个

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嗯

41
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好奇怪啊

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怎么21级

43
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哎呀人啊

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你是把我牌子删了吗不会吧

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我操

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31级砸台老头当场跳船

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成为这个什么21级的

48
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这个这个淘集

49
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欧呦这下这下这下这下不好说了

50
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这叫什么

51
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哎呀眼睛都睁不太开

52
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哈喽哈喽

53
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大家别不认识小号我

54
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我怎么会认识

55
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我怎么会认识啊

56
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不是谁家小号49级荣耀等级的

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你这小号有点太大了吧

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不过倒倒也正常吧

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就如果作为你大号的话

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感觉略微有点略微有点小啊

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作为你小号的话感觉有点太大

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就卡在这了

63
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上不去下不来啊

64
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哎快把这个这首歌播完

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快快快我要放

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我要放纯音乐了

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呀好

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来了哈喽

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早上好大家早上好

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为了让大家得到完美的早班体验

71
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我特地也模仿大家的作息啊

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大家作息什么呢

73
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晚上在外面闲逛

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DV啊看完这个歌是听杂谈

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听完杂谈看游戏看

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完游戏看奥数模样啊

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折腾到半夜3点终于睡着了

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第二天早上7点半

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然后爬起来

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该上课的上课

81
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该上班的上班啊

82
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然后特意模仿了一下大家的作息

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办公办到下午4点

84
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定了6个闹铃啊

85
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一直睡到这个9点半

86
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然后生死时速的打开我电脑

87
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最后才点到达我们的直播间

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米呀米呀

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到达了这个我们忠诚的直播间

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哈哈爹

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你的提出礼物能指定室友待播吗

92
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可以指定我们两个双播啊

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能吧我不知道啊

94
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呃这个这个得咨询一下本人的意见啊

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你可以先上一个

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然后不行的话咱们再换成别的

97
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不行的话给你换成

98
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换成什么

99
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别的你在说什么

100
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伤心能走医保吗

101
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哈哈哈

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我不管反正我在这边有学生保险

103
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我有学生保险

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反正模仿一下大家的作息

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为了让大家得到最完美的早班题啊

106
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我也是这样这样这样作息的

107
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现在你困困的你和困困的我

108
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好省钱啊

109
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我真问问吧

110
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不是主要还得看他的这个

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看他的倾向啊

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看他的想法

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那不能说为了为了米

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就把室友卖掉是吧

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不可以的

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得看他想不想来跟我直播玩一把他

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他想的话还可以

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他不想的话就就就

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不太行啊主要是

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呃

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其实我有一个想要跟他一起玩的游戏

122
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啊对

123
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但是不知道他会不会

124
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就是喜欢跟我一起以直播的形式玩

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呃

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你们应该有听说过

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Steam上的

128
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有一个叫做察言观色的那个游戏吧

129
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就是给日本人专门看有没有有没有

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有没有那什么的

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不是双人球鞋

132
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不是不是不是的我们俩

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的电脑怎么撑的住这么好的东西啊

134
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双人成行

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双人成行不

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不是的这是另外的价

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哈哈哈

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啊有一个想跟我说一起玩的游戏啊

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但是这种情况的话

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就是属于我一个人的

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色想就是完全没有问过他

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就我之前有问过他开玩笑

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他说不想不想继续了

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生活已经不想继续下去了

145
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啊我要开二次元组会

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然后我说你在

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你在直播间的RP是什么

148
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你RP你倒吧

149
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他说汗流浃背

150
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不是主要就是得得问一问啊

151
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你可以等我问一问他

152
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你这个饼先放在这里不要动啊

153
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你这个饼先放在这里

154
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等那个等这个这个这个

155
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如果同意的话

156
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然后然后到时候还是像以前一样

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收益对半啊

158
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收益对半

159
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哈哈

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主播怎么是这样很坏很坏的人呢

161
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呀

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这早上这这同学大家都没没没起来吗

163
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还是怎么样

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感觉早场比以前人少多了

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哈喽哈喽大家好

166
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早上好呀

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早上好抖音天地谷谷神卡

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早上好酷路漫叫东方坐

169
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早上好有力耐训猫老大早上好

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憨态早上好

171
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小熊猫猫如此慵懒

172
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早上好酸奶早上好

173
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朝天混沌早上好

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得肉的狼为将而临别

175
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早上好研究员

176
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没有人叫奶绿

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不娶我后悔终生

178
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啊好可怕

179
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还带着植花匠的牌子耶

180
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早上好

181
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谢谢54Y8的灯牌

182
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感谢你获得你爱的感动

183
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看有没有漏下的这个弹幕啊

184
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哈哈哈伤心

185
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其实是可以走医保的啊

186
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国内看那个什么看郁郁

187
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走国内看郁郁会有问题吗

188
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谢谢病落哦

189
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我怎么叫碧落

190
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雪花叫哪个比较好一点

191
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这是雪花的

192
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心愿盲盒的情书红的哎

193
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这个每天早上首充必赚

194
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从这个心愿盲盒开启美好的一天哇

195
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你是去买了一个ID吗

196
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这个ID

197
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说到这里

198
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想起来一个什么很适合椰子直播的

199
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肉鸽游戏

200
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我有兴趣

201
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我能直播的肉鸽我有兴趣

202
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BV1CM 2怎么又是这种啊V E C M

203
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4 Y E Q Q a C O F

204
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让我看一下你还有好多ID

205
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朋友账号注销了就是你的了为什么

206
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不过b站账号注销

207
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到底是为了为了秽土转生

208
00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,866
还是为了阔别这个伤心之地啊

209
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我其实感觉

210
00:10:10,733 --> 00:10:14,999
很少有能完全不用b站的时候吧

211
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所以注销了之后其实是转生了

212
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还是说要怎么样

213
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IGN恐怖的世界发送至预告救神

214
00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:30,766
苏醒意图前行至充斥疯狂的世界

215
00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:34,266
医院废弃的学校啊

216
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呃

217
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处出现着怪奇存在和不可解事件

218
00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,733
不断剥夺的盐餐厅

219
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居民们的理性

220
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世界的中烟将至

221
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这便是恐怖的世界

222
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为了阻止灭亡降临

223
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你不得不与各种导致灭亡的恐怖事物

224
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进行对峙

225
00:10:55,566 --> 00:10:58,866
想看主播玩恐怖游戏就直说

226
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想看主播玩恐怖游戏就直说

227
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,333
你不知道我害怕吗

228
00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,533
我才不玩呢

229
00:11:10,733 --> 00:11:12,866
骗人骗子

230
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嗯no no no

231
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主要是主播

232
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就是怎么说呢

233
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因为主播是吓大的嘛

234
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主播还真是吓大的

235
00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:26,699
就玩这种游戏

236
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大脑当机不会说话了

237
00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,200
就会陷入那种啊

238
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整个人都很颤抖的那个状态啊

239
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,533
然后就一直什么都说不出来啊

240
00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:39,966
怎么面才不会怕

241
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,599
我当然会怕啦

242
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,500
我在你心里面是什么形象

243
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我当然会怕啦

244
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早上好仙蜘蛛

245
00:11:50,566 --> 00:11:52,666
一堆账号已注销

246
00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:54,766
但是这种词组ID

247
00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:56,699
就尤其是这种碧落

248
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:58,533
这种听起来男生也能用

249
00:11:58,533 --> 00:12:00,599
女生也能用的词组ID

250
00:12:00,733 --> 00:12:02,933
应该是蛮值钱的吧

251
00:12:03,466 --> 00:12:05,899
我们直播间之前有一个叫紫霞的

252
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:08,266
但是他后面结婚了之后

253
00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,133
好像是为了藏私房钱

254
00:12:10,133 --> 00:12:11,999
把他毕加ID都卖了

255
00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:13,966
他现在不叫紫霞了

256
00:12:13,966 --> 00:12:14,899
哈哈

257
00:12:15,966 --> 00:12:17,266
但是他买了一个

258
00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:18,499
那个ID啊

259
00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:20,966
他以前叫四川金太郎

260
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:24,133
后面把四川金太郎卖掉了

261
00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:25,966
然后又买了个紫霞

262
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,200
那是他上大学的时候

263
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:30,700
上大学的时候卖掉了这个东西

264
00:12:32,866 --> 00:12:35,266
胆小肥猫当然害怕了

265
00:12:35,266 --> 00:12:36,266
你们激将法

266
00:12:36,266 --> 00:12:37,766
我就会那什么吧

267
00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:39,333
总之就是

268
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:41,999
哔哩哔哩的ID也是可以买卖的

269
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,366
这是还是第一次知道这个事情啊

270
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,466
我当时问他

271
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:48,899
我说你的ID哇

272
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:50,699
你的账号很老了吧

273
00:12:50,933 --> 00:12:53,666
然后他说傻逼烟子

274
00:12:53,666 --> 00:12:54,799
这是我买的

275
00:12:59,966 --> 00:13:02,099
卖了七八百块吧

276
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:05,800
晚上好当然可以买卖了

277
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,466
说到卖号煮饭马上精神起来

278
00:13:09,466 --> 00:13:10,766
哈哈哈

279
00:13:11,966 --> 00:13:14,966
哎呦真是就卖多了

280
00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:17,099
买卖多了也好无聊啊

281
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,166
尤其是倒游戏账号的时候

282
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,999
买卖多了连这个游戏都不想玩

283
00:13:22,533 --> 00:13:24,999
我也可以把美颜咪亚卖掉

284
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,866
那主包这个IP

285
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:32,366
呃卖美颜米亚ID送美颜米亚账号

286
00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:33,933
加上美颜米亚的

287
00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:35,766
呃 123

288
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:42,866
4个初版2D模型跟一个新版2D模型啊

289
00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:48,066
再附送4个q版模型跟两个3D模型

290
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:50,166
再加上这个主播

291
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,399
主播账号一卖

292
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,800
那不得老值钱了是吧

293
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,166
但终止人嘛

294
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,333
人口买卖是犯法的

295
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:02,933
我把我整个IP的美术作品和版权

296
00:14:02,933 --> 00:14:04,299
卖给你就不错了

297
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,133
还想买卖人口

298
00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:07,599
你在想屁

299
00:14:08,500 --> 00:14:11,333
买了就可以看登录记录了

300
00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:14,499
那我把只能把文件卖出去了

301
00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,566
呃说起来还是挺感慨的

302
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,999
已经看到不止一个同行

303
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,666
在毕业之后

304
00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:25,966
就把自己直播时候活动的那个皮套

305
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:30,699
卖掉卖给那个那种量贩式的

306
00:14:31,466 --> 00:14:32,333
呃

307
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,066
就是量贩皮套的那种工坊嘛

308
00:14:36,066 --> 00:14:37,099
就卖给他们

309
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,300
让他们去搞

310
00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:43,566
给我搞的有点伤春悲秋的

311
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,766
主播喜欢看冬阳雪莲吗

312
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:56,499
别掉了别掉了

313
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,500
其他的已经没有鱼了

314
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,366
来来来还是挂在边上

315
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,800
我们唯一的

316
00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:08,066
活动

317
00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:10,366
当收费公平卖

318
00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:12,466
对当收费公平卖

319
00:15:12,533 --> 00:15:14,966
然后还还蛮多人买的

320
00:15:14,966 --> 00:15:19,399
就是有一种有种奇怪的感觉吧

321
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,866
倒也没怎么样

322
00:15:20,866 --> 00:15:23,066
就其实也很正常

323
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:24,699
正常倒是正常

324
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:27,700
就是从商业化的角度上是可以理解的

325
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,266
从回本的角度呢

326
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,499
也可以理解

327
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,500
但是其他方面的话

328
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:40,366
感觉就稍微稍微稍微让人有点难受吧

329
00:15:40,366 --> 00:15:41,766
只能说嗯

330
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,600
能不能只买中止人啊

331
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,166
只做人口买卖

332
00:15:47,166 --> 00:15:49,399
不包装一下就更犯法了

333
00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:50,533
差不多得了

334
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,766
能听到主播喝水的声音吗

335
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:16,733
哎

336
00:16:18,566 --> 00:16:20,733
早上刚起床确实不行啊

337
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:22,466
晕乎乎的听不到

338
00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,133
这麦克风真没用哎

339
00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,566
哈哈哈

340
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,666
我感觉我喝水的声音挺明显的

341
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:39,399
只能说他的收音感觉还不如那什么

342
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:45,466
不如手机的那个外置的那个麦啊哎

343
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:50,366
来我对于这种触发音什么的

344
00:16:50,366 --> 00:16:51,999
都不太抱希望了

345
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000
后面我发现我看到一个视频啊

346
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:55,766
我看到一个

347
00:16:55,766 --> 00:17:00,933
那个把那个耳机麦的外壳全拆掉

348
00:17:00,933 --> 00:17:03,666
之后拿一个小火柴棍

349
00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:05,799
在上面做奥数魔刃的视频

350
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,599
说真正的好助眠啊

351
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,666
只需要最简单的设备

352
00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:15,133
哈哈哈我发现那个视频还挺好听的

353
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,466
降噪关一下哦对有降噪

354
00:17:18,466 --> 00:17:19,399
我想起来了

355
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:21,866
那不是他的问题那是我的问题

356
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:22,699
他有降噪

357
00:17:22,866 --> 00:17:24,066
对的对的对的

358
00:17:24,066 --> 00:17:25,199
啊不对不对

359
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:28,566
呃那降噪为什么降不掉

360
00:17:28,566 --> 00:17:30,099
我的风扇声呀

361
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:33,133
感觉还是有风扇声的奇怪喵

362
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,266
啊

363
00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:47,599
大早上的比晚上的人感觉更少啊

364
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:52,699
已经播了20分钟了都没有

365
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,366
没有什么人在主播的直播间

366
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,666
还有人就挠头了

367
00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:08,299
没人主办不会自己编弹幕吗

368
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,266
让我看看我备用的弹幕库啊

369
00:18:11,266 --> 00:18:12,299
频率不同

370
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,300
让我看看

371
00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:27,766
姐你的24小时直播呢

372
00:18:27,766 --> 00:18:29,699
自己去发我的录播看

373
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:33,100
这个字已经回应完了哈

374
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,300
看看我两个月之前的精神状态

375
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:42,066
在备忘录里面都写了些什么东西啊

376
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:43,933
想给大家讨论一下

377
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:46,333
感觉当时就是什么呢

378
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:49,133
当时当时有点魔怔了

379
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,266
也不是也不是魔怔了吧

380
00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,533
就是当时的精神状态

381
00:18:57,533 --> 00:19:02,366
有一点像被自媒体洗脑的精神状态啊

382
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:03,866
就不得不说

383
00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:07,466
我还是挺佩服目前某些软件的算法的

384
00:19:07,466 --> 00:19:08,966
就你感兴趣什么内容

385
00:19:08,966 --> 00:19:10,366
他就一直给你吹

386
00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:14,733
比如说你感兴趣26岁女大学生毕业

387
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:16,999
不上班而在家自由职业

388
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,966
躺平就一直给你看这些啊

389
00:19:19,966 --> 00:19:21,866
还会配套的给你推一些

390
00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:25,099
什么35平米小公寓装修啊

391
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,700
然后还有一些什么

392
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:29,966
这个如何做自媒体在家挣钱啊

393
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:31,166
然后这个

394
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,933
这个宅在家里面

395
00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:35,899
每天不运动的人应该养什么宠物啊

396
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,799
不晒太阳的人应该补充什么维生素啊

397
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:39,733
啊之类的

398
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:40,466
足不出户

399
00:19:40,466 --> 00:19:42,933
如何买到最新鲜的这个蔬菜啊

400
00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:44,966
他把这些东西配套的全给你

401
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,166
塞到你脸上啊

402
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:48,999
然后你就看着看着就觉得他是你的

403
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,166
这个生活方式啊

404
00:19:51,866 --> 00:19:52,666
我特地找了

405
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:55,099
一个明显看起来就不是我的年龄的

406
00:19:55,100 --> 00:19:57,333
岁数念怎么还有人在这边

407
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,133
哎原来是我26岁了

408
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:02,533
那我要说32岁中年失业躺平

409
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:04,699
那是不是我也32岁了呀

410
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,533
哎呀人生好那什么呀

411
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,366
怎么睁眼闭眼都是这个直播呀

412
00:20:09,366 --> 00:20:10,966
我当然不是GPT耶

413
00:20:10,966 --> 00:20:12,866
人输入进来我才会说话呀

414
00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:13,733
那还不行

415
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:15,266
我卡一会壳嘛

416
00:20:15,900 --> 00:20:17,866
还不不行卡一会壳嘛

417
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:19,899
GPT4很慢的

418
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,966
我在这边我都觉得GPT4很慢

419
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,266
他说话还没有我说的快呢

420
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,166
他这个输入

421
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:29,299
输出的反应速度比主播还要低呢

422
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,400
算法是这样

423
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,333
就尤其是在这种时候

424
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,766
我发现我两个月之前很多的时候

425
00:20:38,866 --> 00:20:42,533
那种呃想要跟大家讨论的事情

426
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,466
现在看起来都有点

427
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:45,799
也不是说幼稚吧

428
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,933
而是说呃

429
00:20:46,933 --> 00:20:49,333
明显在写下这些东西的时候

430
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,866
就能够感到我的精神状态

431
00:20:51,933 --> 00:20:53,966
那个时候是非常茫然的

432
00:20:54,366 --> 00:20:55,899
对就是我在那段时间

433
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:59,566
大量的接触各种是跟求职啊

434
00:20:59,566 --> 00:21:00,499
因为大家知道

435
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,333
魔法世界也是会有这个

436
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,133
这个职业焦虑的嘛

437
00:21:04,466 --> 00:21:06,733
呃我室友以前是给那个什么

438
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,099
在那个魔法部下属部门打工啊

439
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,666
天天这个这个跟着这个

440
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,999
呃魔法部部长天天跑来跑去

441
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:21,000
用那个易拉宝做穿越世界的道具

442
00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:22,499
他也觉得很累

443
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,500
所以说魔法世界是有一些就业焦虑的

444
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,000
当时我就在说啊

445
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,966
就是学我们这种异世界沟通的

446
00:21:29,966 --> 00:21:33,766
毕业了之后除了去那个扫大街

447
00:21:33,766 --> 00:21:35,899
还能干点啥之类的

448
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,166
就会有这种方面的焦虑

449
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,933
然后这个自媒体抓住了我的这个空点

450
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,133
他就一直在给我卖一直在给我卖

451
00:21:43,133 --> 00:21:45,799
哈哈哈他在给我卖了

452
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,500
好多的焦虑啊

453
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,566
费柴你这在发什么东西啊

454
00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:54,999
屏幕上怎么有两根头发呀

455
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,333
你这发的是啥

456
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,933
救命我被魔法变成了龙

457
00:22:06,566 --> 00:22:08,766
我鼻涕都笑出来了你赔

458
00:22:17,366 --> 00:22:18,866
龙年快乐朋友

459
00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:19,966
龙年快乐

460
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,266
我鼻涕都笑出来了

461
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,466
谁天天嘚瑟我真恶心

462
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,666
哈哈哈你就说是不是龙吧

463
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:34,666
龙年快乐

464
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:35,299
朋友啊

465
00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,300
龙年快乐

466
00:22:36,666 --> 00:22:37,599
奖励奖励

467
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,166
菲特上线了之后

468
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:41,399
得到了这个什么红包封

469
00:22:42,766 --> 00:22:44,733
不是美亚咪亚的脑袋

470
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:47,133
是这个你发的这个龙的脑袋啊

471
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,599
好吧哎呦

472
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,466
我说到哪了

473
00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:51,133
你这龙给我整破防了

474
00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:55,366
哈哈美洲大连很关心你

475
00:22:55,466 --> 00:22:57,533
我不关心美洲大连

476
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:58,966
自从来了美洲之后

477
00:22:58,966 --> 00:23:00,566
再也没有见过大连了

478
00:23:00,566 --> 00:23:01,966
这是可以说的吗

479
00:23:04,166 --> 00:23:06,099
上次看我直播是一年前了

480
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:07,600
那好久之前了吧

481
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:08,500
呃

482
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,566
酷哈哈哈

483
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,933
说到魔法求职的事情

484
00:23:13,933 --> 00:23:16,199
啊对说到魔法求职的事情

485
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,566
所以我发现我在我这个笔记本里面

486
00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:20,766
记得想跟大家讨论的东西啊

487
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,400
都有些什么呢

488
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:26,666
为什么为什么宁愿选择这个这个

489
00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,566
这个5,000块的这个

490
00:23:28,566 --> 00:23:30,699
这个办公室上班的工作

491
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:34,600
也不选择每个月7,000块的送外卖

492
00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:35,966
开滴滴的工作

493
00:23:35,966 --> 00:23:37,366
什么什么之类的

494
00:23:37,733 --> 00:23:38,666
主播像一个

495
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:42,066
刚刚接触了这个真实社会的孩子一样

496
00:23:42,066 --> 00:23:44,166
逐渐的在摸索这些

497
00:23:44,166 --> 00:23:45,266
呃道理啊

498
00:23:45,266 --> 00:23:48,133
但是其实这些东西咱跟大家讨论的话

499
00:23:48,133 --> 00:23:50,766
多半应该是大家来指导我一下

500
00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:53,733
就我是没有办法指导大家的哈

501
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:54,533
对吧

502
00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:56,999
所以说这个主播在什么主播

503
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
在上网冲浪这个方面

504
00:23:59,066 --> 00:24:00,733
那是行家中的行家啊

505
00:24:00,733 --> 00:24:02,766
大叔你这糖太粘牙了

506
00:24:02,933 --> 00:24:03,366
但是

507
00:24:03,366 --> 00:24:06,933
如果是在这个魔法界求职的这个方面

508
00:24:06,933 --> 00:24:09,966
各位麻瓜想必比主播要厉害的多啊

509
00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:11,399
嗯感冒

510
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,500
哈喽跟着看猫猫

511
00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,599
新水晶鱼主

512
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:20,600
播好可爱啊

513
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,600
我死了啊

514
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,066
我死了哦

515
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,733
哈哈哈

516
00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:28,799
好久没有见到这么萌萌的弹幕了

517
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,866
在我们直播间里面

518
00:24:29,866 --> 00:24:32,799
很少出现这么可爱的弹幕啊啊

519
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,466
主播想到了以前

520
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:41,366
以前的那个2018年2019年左右的时光啊

521
00:24:41,366 --> 00:24:42,266
我生了

522
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,733
哎主播摸索

523
00:24:47,733 --> 00:24:49,599
你们跟在主播后面乘凉

524
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,800
你们这个不要跟着主播呀

525
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,766
主播帮你们淌地雷

526
00:24:53,766 --> 00:24:55,899
帮你们上网冲浪还行

527
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,000
主播帮你们

528
00:24:57,300 --> 00:25:00,100
帮你们想这种这个这个什么的事情

529
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,333
有某某人主播要高兴死了

530
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:05,066
主播直播间全是鱼钩子啊啊

531
00:25:05,066 --> 00:25:06,933
拿炸弹钓主播

532
00:25:06,933 --> 00:25:09,933
不要不要不上当不上当

533
00:25:09,933 --> 00:25:14,266
哈哈哈哈什么陌生人给我糖

534
00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:15,933
亲爹亲娘

535
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,066
但是怎么说呢

536
00:25:21,533 --> 00:25:24,866
我们直播间的各位炸弹鱼钩啊

537
00:25:24,866 --> 00:25:29,399
这个这个这个网络冲浪报报报名

538
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,166
基本上都不会得逞啊

539
00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:36,566
但是一有某某人形态出击来吊我的人

540
00:25:36,566 --> 00:25:39,999
然后我就我就抵抗不了那怎么办呢

541
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,600
哈哈哈

542
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:44,866
谢谢周一的新月盲盒的干杯啊

543
00:25:44,866 --> 00:25:46,366
或者你s盖的

544
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,200
这俩号加起来100级了

545
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,800
你真男人啊我操

546
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:52,699
我好可爱

547
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:54,466
我有个可爱型的糖

548
00:25:54,466 --> 00:25:56,266
哎呦好有那种感觉

549
00:25:56,266 --> 00:25:58,399
但关键说就是这种

550
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,900
这种萌萌人的弹幕

551
00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:02,000
一般来说应该不会被点到

552
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,300
点的就回到

553
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:05,466
因为主播也不知道怎么说呀

554
00:26:05,466 --> 00:26:06,299
那怎么说

555
00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:10,566
那不是如果主播去认真的去回应你啊

556
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:13,466
比如你说主播你好可爱

557
00:26:13,766 --> 00:26:16,533
我要被可爱死了躺

558
00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:19,566
然后主播说谢谢你

559
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,700
好久没有人这么夸过我了

560
00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:23,933
孩子开心

561
00:26:24,133 --> 00:26:27,333
你真是最好最好的观众了

562
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,766
然后就就直播间的氛围

563
00:26:29,766 --> 00:26:31,899
一下子就就kill之类的

564
00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:36,166
这种这种黏腻的感觉啊

565
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:37,466
就像是什么呢

566
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,333
有人可能把它理解为一种蜂蜜一

567
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:41,366
种糖浆

568
00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:45,599
然后对于我来说就像是沼泽一样啊

569
00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:47,666
就是像沼泽一样

570
00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:49,166
我这哈哈哈

571
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:50,733
我这是呃

572
00:26:50,733 --> 00:26:53,899
所以说果然还是演戏的女生啊

573
00:26:53,900 --> 00:26:54,600
就只能说

574
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,733
主播果然还是还是太太严了

575
00:26:58,733 --> 00:27:01,933
你知道受不了这种和平的氛围啊

576
00:27:01,933 --> 00:27:05,399
就就自己都受不了这种感觉啊

577
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,900
就会觉得哎

578
00:27:06,900 --> 00:27:09,500
这样的直播间是真真的存在的吗

579
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:12,300
看看直播间2894962 哎

580
00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:13,500
是吗对吗

581
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,933
爹你是不是上一顿饭没做熟

582
00:27:15,933 --> 00:27:16,766
你看是啊

583
00:27:16,766 --> 00:27:19,066
都有人怀疑我食物中毒了

584
00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:21,966
果然还得是还得是什么呀

585
00:27:21,966 --> 00:27:23,766
果然还得是什么还得是

586
00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:27,899
还得是那个那个呃

587
00:27:28,866 --> 00:27:33,399
还得是大家在直播间每天抱结婚

588
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,400
妈妈我爱你啊

589
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:37,200
这样这样

590
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,566
果然还是这种氛围

591
00:27:38,566 --> 00:27:40,499
然后主播说滚都滚

592
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,766
果然还是这种氛围

593
00:27:43,766 --> 00:27:45,999
就是让主播安心一点

594
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,100
感觉好像被你们PUA了你知道吧

595
00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:52,133
有有一点像被你们PUA了

596
00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:54,766
然后你们在那边结婚

597
00:27:54,766 --> 00:27:57,099
我在这边不行

598
00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:00,366
我不喜欢结婚啊

599
00:28:00,366 --> 00:28:03,466
就感觉感觉还是这样的话

600
00:28:03,466 --> 00:28:05,999
比较比较别开生面一点

601
00:28:06,066 --> 00:28:09,266
哈哈哈果然果然

602
00:28:09,266 --> 00:28:12,366
不是缺少了培养某某人的土壤

603
00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:16,266
而是缺少了主播内心的某某人之火热

604
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,666
已经完蛋了

605
00:28:17,933 --> 00:28:18,866
一觉醒来

606
00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:21,566
全世界it水平下降100倍

607
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:24,199
以前会在直播间发独轮车的

608
00:28:24,333 --> 00:28:26,899
扮演男女友粉不演好的

609
00:28:26,933 --> 00:28:29,733
而在直播间肆意KY辱骂主播

610
00:28:29,733 --> 00:28:31,166
压力主播的

611
00:28:31,266 --> 00:28:33,766
在直播间呃点击电棍

612
00:28:33,766 --> 00:28:36,733
然后点击一些这个大v的

613
00:28:36,733 --> 00:28:38,566
这个爆炸新闻的

614
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,800
大家没有想到

615
00:28:42,066 --> 00:28:47,133
到了今天竟然在主播迟到了5分钟后

616
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,066
没有说蓝狗你怎么来这么晚

617
00:28:50,266 --> 00:28:54,999
而是说宝宝你今天身体不舒服吗

618
00:28:55,266 --> 00:28:57,266
你今天有什么难

619
00:28:57,266 --> 00:28:58,399
过的事吗

620
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,800
怎么迟到了

621
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,666
我好担心你

622
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:03,666
这种情况

623
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:09,166
让22894962的主播米艳蜜啊倍感困惑嗯

624
00:29:10,566 --> 00:29:12,399
他不安地看着弹幕

625
00:29:12,566 --> 00:29:14,399
却发现所有的蓝字

626
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,066
紫字和白字

627
00:29:16,133 --> 00:29:18,899
都发出了相似的某某人的声音

628
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,900
他知道他重生了

629
00:29:20,900 --> 00:29:23,333
重生在一个没有安贴的

630
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,766
2020年的v圈版本的直播间里

631
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,200
啊

632
00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:33,766
什么之魂啊

633
00:29:33,866 --> 00:29:35,666
主播什么之魂

634
00:29:36,366 --> 00:29:39,533
把你的灵魂跟主播的灵魂放在天平上

635
00:29:39,533 --> 00:29:42,666
称一下让你去演奏演奏一下春灵

636
00:29:44,366 --> 00:29:45,666
主播变萌萌人了

637
00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:48,066
那你缺失了主播该怎么办啊

638
00:29:48,066 --> 00:29:49,666
不是啊一觉醒来

639
00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:54,133
大拇指安全水平啊下降100倍

640
00:29:54,533 --> 00:29:58,466
而主播的攻击性却与日俱增

641
00:29:58,466 --> 00:30:02,166
哈哈哈我把你们的这个攻击性

642
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:03,566
吸到我身上的话

643
00:30:03,566 --> 00:30:07,366
那岂不是明天就爆了

644
00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:10,199
明天就爆了

645
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,000
我这个风格的主爆

646
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:12,966
要是放在

647
00:30:12,966 --> 00:30:16,099
氨基下降100倍的那种世界里面

648
00:30:16,700 --> 00:30:18,733
应该会被延上的吧

649
00:30:18,733 --> 00:30:21,266
我感觉是会被延上的

650
00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:29,133
大家就会把往论坛一挂啊

651
00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:32,499
怎么会有这么抽象的人来当虚拟主播

652
00:30:32,566 --> 00:30:34,266
看着文文静静

653
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,799
柔柔弱弱的啊

654
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,766
皮套精细度也很高

655
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:41,533
说话声音的嗓音也是柔柔和和的

656
00:30:41,533 --> 00:30:44,566
每天一副懒懒散散的没睡醒的样子

657
00:30:44,733 --> 00:30:47,966
一开口就是嘟嘟嘟啊

658
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:50,333
一开口就是奥利给

659
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:51,266
然后然后

660
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:52,899
搞完这些东西之后

661
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,000
对吧

662
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,366
跟大家有一种接受不了的这种感觉

663
00:30:58,533 --> 00:31:03,599
觉得主播有点有点太出格了呃

664
00:31:03,733 --> 00:31:08,066
哈哈哈有点太出格了呃

665
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:09,900
和谁爆了

666
00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,000
我不知道呀

667
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,533
你哪来的同阶

668
00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:13,599
谁给你吵

669
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,133
就以前的那个

670
00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:15,899
那种版本

671
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,800
难道不是有个新v出道

672
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,066
或者有个国v出道

673
00:31:19,066 --> 00:31:21,166
然后发一个自我介绍

674
00:31:21,166 --> 00:31:23,533
发一个什么皮套视频自己

675
00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:24,533
就有流量吗

676
00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:25,999
当时微比较少呀

677
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,900
假如说都安全水平都下降100倍了

678
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,333
那我自己炒一下那不是手到擒来吗

679
00:31:32,333 --> 00:31:33,866
是不是啊

680
00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:36,733
你就是那个世界的电棍

681
00:31:36,733 --> 00:31:39,699
我们v圈也要有自己的棍子啊

682
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:42,800
谁说棍子不能是尾巴棍子呢

683
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:49,533
哎不能总是大喊大叫

684
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:50,333
哎呦

685
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:52,600
总是大喊大叫的话

686
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,466
主播的嗓子就要完蛋了

687
00:31:56,733 --> 00:31:57,999
啊

688
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,300
啊

689
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,600
啊这难度高的版本

690
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,466
怀念难度低的版本

691
00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:06,533
那有句话嘛

692
00:32:06,533 --> 00:32:07,199
不是说的好

693
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,266
叫呃什么

694
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:11,466
当时只道是寻常嘛

695
00:32:11,533 --> 00:32:14,566
就每个人都觉得之后会越来越好吧

696
00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:19,966
就像是呃这种年薪50万

697
00:32:19,966 --> 00:32:23,599
然后加杠杆上30年车的这个

698
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,666
上30年房贷的这个

699
00:32:25,666 --> 00:32:29,133
这个北上广的房子的这个

700
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:34,066
程序员朋友们当时也知道高薪是寻常

701
00:32:34,066 --> 00:32:37,133
然后人到30可以再往上升个

702
00:32:37,133 --> 00:32:38,766
直接升个管理层

703
00:32:38,766 --> 00:32:41,299
人到40可以做成企业合伙人

704
00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:44,333
就只能说当时知道是寻常啊

705
00:32:45,766 --> 00:32:46,699
哎没办法了

706
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,300
这个未来是无法预测的

707
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,766
这个所以说

708
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,100
每个行业都有每个行业的心酸

709
00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:59,499
这也不归我们个人来来支配和统治啊

710
00:32:59,933 --> 00:33:01,533
燕燕你真可爱

711
00:33:01,533 --> 00:33:03,199
都这个版本还在坚持

712
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,566
燕燕你真可爱

713
00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:08,866
我的评价是说说你的男友粉味啊

714
00:33:08,866 --> 00:33:10,566
说说你的男友粉味

715
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:11,900
差不多得了

716
00:33:15,866 --> 00:33:18,133
别说了汗流浃背了

717
00:33:18,133 --> 00:33:21,933
那这个就是怎么说呢

718
00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:25,133
这事后诸葛亮永远都是没错的

719
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:28,966
但是这东西就是射箭

720
00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:30,899
先射箭再换吧呀

721
00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:32,900
主播可以不要思考

722
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:36,100
说出一个表示祝福的四字成语吗

723
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,366
恭喜发财

724
00:33:39,266 --> 00:33:41,166
哈哈

725
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,533
吉祥如意

726
00:33:45,266 --> 00:33:46,666
快乐星猫

727
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,400
言神保佑

728
00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:58,333
你看你这娃嬷嬷的藕奶油粉多矛盾

729
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:01,800
某某人也不一定都是男友粉吧

730
00:34:01,866 --> 00:34:04,666
真的吗某某人那个时代都

731
00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:05,599
是男友粉吗

732
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:06,533
我不是男的

733
00:34:06,533 --> 00:34:07,599
我不知道啊

734
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:11,266
但是我当时看我就是单纯觉得哇

735
00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:13,099
哎呀这小动物

736
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:15,300
这这小白狐狸啊

737
00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,600
这小粉女仆

738
00:34:16,933 --> 00:34:17,966
往这一站啊

739
00:34:17,966 --> 00:34:19,399
像个小蛋糕似的

740
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:20,900
哎摸摸摸摸

741
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,800
我就是这么想的啊

742
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:28,533
那应该不不会都是男友粉吧

743
00:34:28,966 --> 00:34:31,499
不是主播就没有过这种情感

744
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:32,766
所以就没法共情

745
00:34:32,766 --> 00:34:33,166
你知道吧

746
00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:35,699
主播都没当过梦女啊

747
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:36,533
主播主播

748
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:37,099
你想

749
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:40,733
女孩子从小长到大还是二次元女生

750
00:34:41,366 --> 00:34:41,699
主播

751
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:44,600
从来都没有当过某一个二次元角色的

752
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,500
梦女啊啊

753
00:34:49,133 --> 00:34:51,199
就从来都没有说是

754
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,333
呃呃就哪怕玩乙女游戏的时候

755
00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:54,999
主播也是

756
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,766
怎么着陪着朋友玩了一周啊

757
00:34:57,766 --> 00:34:59,133
玩这个恋与制作人

758
00:34:59,133 --> 00:35:01,933
玩完了之后马上直奔论坛

759
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,766
看看哪张卡稀有度最高

760
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,766
哪张卡

761
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,800
就是推图的时候主线评分最高啊

762
00:35:08,966 --> 00:35:11,499
都没有没有PVP内容啊

763
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,733
但是与天斗其乐无穷

764
00:35:13,733 --> 00:35:18,766
就在这边跟系统跟AI在这边刷分啊

765
00:35:18,766 --> 00:35:21,733
然后也从来没有说推哪个男主

766
00:35:21,733 --> 00:35:22,966
只推哪个人

767
00:35:22,966 --> 00:35:24,966
没有没有哪个人分高

768
00:35:24,966 --> 00:35:27,066
哎我哪个人真好用哎

769
00:35:27,066 --> 00:35:29,499
把他抓上来使用一下他

770
00:35:29,533 --> 00:35:30,733
就这种感觉

771
00:35:30,733 --> 00:35:32,566
宝宝你是一根尾巴

772
00:35:36,866 --> 00:35:37,733
哎我说实话

773
00:35:37,733 --> 00:35:39,599
要不是我还有偶像包袱

774
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,266
我现在就应该回你一下

775
00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:42,366
凌霄凌你是一个

776
00:35:42,366 --> 00:35:43,166
呃

777
00:35:43,733 --> 00:35:44,999
大家自己考虑一下我

778
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,300
我是比较有偶像包袱的

779
00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,866
呃你是强度宝玩家的

780
00:35:49,866 --> 00:35:51,299
我们吧友是这样的

781
00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:53,400
是吧这个先排一下

782
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,600
贴吧强度岛

783
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:55,466
什么什么

784
00:35:55,733 --> 00:35:58,133
呃吧友手操变形者

785
00:35:58,133 --> 00:35:58,999
什么冷静

786
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,600
尤贝尔全给他整上去

787
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:01,933
哈哈哈啊

788
00:36:01,933 --> 00:36:02,766
不对自信

789
00:36:02,766 --> 00:36:04,533
尤贝尔对不起啊

790
00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:05,566
全给他整上去

791
00:36:05,566 --> 00:36:06,699
上面混排啊

792
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,466
好吧嗯

793
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,300
哪个强推哪个

794
00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:11,133
那当然了

795
00:36:11,133 --> 00:36:12,399
哪个强推哪个

796
00:36:12,700 --> 00:36:15,766
那这个人不是有四维还是五维属性吗

797
00:36:15,766 --> 00:36:17,133
然后每一个男主

798
00:36:17,366 --> 00:36:21,333
他都会有当前版本的那种战

799
00:36:21,333 --> 00:36:22,866
最强属性那张卡啊

800
00:36:22,866 --> 00:36:24,499
我就推这个我就推这个

801
00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:25,800
我不推别的啊

802
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,700
我就推这张卡上面他男主

803
00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:28,100
我觉得哇

804
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:31,466
真好看身上散发一种强度的光辉啊

805
00:36:31,466 --> 00:36:32,499
闪闪发光

806
00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:35,933
什么你跟我说那是SP特效卡的光辉

807
00:36:35,933 --> 00:36:36,699
我不知道啊

808
00:36:36,700 --> 00:36:38,133
这是强度的光辉啊

809
00:36:38,133 --> 00:36:39,866
当前版本最强卡

810
00:36:39,866 --> 00:36:41,066
懂不懂还激谅啊

811
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,666
哈哈哈就是这种感觉

812
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,666
强度玩家的丑态

813
00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:47,499
那我们强度玩家真的

814
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:50,133
我觉得比那个什么好伺候多了

815
00:36:50,466 --> 00:36:53,799
我们从来不会因为什么立绘不精美

816
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,066
声优不大牌

817
00:36:55,066 --> 00:36:56,733
live to d不生动啊

818
00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:59,366
设计不流畅这些东西

819
00:36:59,366 --> 00:37:01,899
我们从来不会因为这些东西狗叫啊

820
00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:04,266
只要你角天竖直啊

821
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,200
对吧设计师就是我爹

822
00:37:08,266 --> 00:37:09,466
真的真的

823
00:37:09,466 --> 00:37:10,566
这强度美

824
00:37:10,566 --> 00:37:13,199
它是它是非常那个什么的美啊

825
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:16,299
那我觉得大家也都挺认可强度美的

826
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:19,333
你要是把这个看报纸的黄毛老头

827
00:37:19,466 --> 00:37:20,366
扔出来啊

828
00:37:20,366 --> 00:37:22,266
放在那个大街上

829
00:37:22,666 --> 00:37:24,066
你会坐在这边上吗

830
00:37:24,066 --> 00:37:25,133
啊你不会啊

831
00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:26,133
你不会的

832
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,066
但是你这一说

833
00:37:27,066 --> 00:37:29,399
他是马安娜是吧

834
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,066
我们名字方舟玩家

835
00:37:31,066 --> 00:37:34,599
不管男女老少大家都喜欢马安娜

836
00:37:35,066 --> 00:37:36,866
这不就是一种什么

837
00:37:37,566 --> 00:37:39,533
首先他是强度美吗

838
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:42,733
他是他是强度太美了啊

839
00:37:42,733 --> 00:37:46,399
而且立绘大牌啊

840
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,533
声优精美

841
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:48,866
并且呢

842
00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:52,399
然后这个这个技能使用简单啊

843
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,166
打多范围大

844
00:37:54,666 --> 00:37:56,299
这个无需怎么样

845
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,733
只需要一键开启

846
00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:59,799
老马就可以丢掉自己的大脑

847
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,066
这种大范围决战记忆谁不喜欢

848
00:38:02,066 --> 00:38:03,066
大家都喜欢

849
00:38:06,466 --> 00:38:09,066
强度会因为没有另一个强而长

850
00:38:09,066 --> 00:38:12,066
你看别日方舟设计师就很聪明啊

851
00:38:12,933 --> 00:38:14,766
给那个呃

852
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000
最强的三个人分配了三个功能

853
00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:19,999
你知道吧

854
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,266
给最强的三个人分配三个功能

855
00:38:22,266 --> 00:38:24,399
一个是在高台上站着的

856
00:38:24,766 --> 00:38:26,133
一个是在地下的

857
00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:27,799
就是插拔型的

858
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,466
一个是战场的啊

859
00:38:29,466 --> 00:38:31,333
三个人互相不冲突啊

860
00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:33,199
有法伤有物理伤害

861
00:38:33,366 --> 00:38:35,666
这个互相都是掩护的

862
00:38:35,666 --> 00:38:35,999
你知道吧

863
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,466
又在中又在中

864
00:38:37,466 --> 00:38:39,133
那确实有强度美啊

865
00:38:39,133 --> 00:38:40,799
那强度美真真强吧

866
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,166
哈哈哈哈

867
00:38:42,866 --> 00:38:44,799
主要是主播现在这个版本

868
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,600
不怎么玩别的游戏了

869
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,466
明日方舟

870
00:38:47,466 --> 00:38:50,499
因为就如果你半个月不上

871
00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:51,866
你的这些干员

872
00:38:52,466 --> 00:38:54,566
该是超大杯还是超大杯

873
00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:56,099
你半个月不上

874
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,733
你这个长草活动

875
00:38:57,733 --> 00:39:00,866
你最多也就少个半个月的月卡

876
00:39:00,866 --> 00:39:03,499
你这些资源呃也不会怎么样

877
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:06,000
也不会就跟版本脱节啊什么的

878
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,933
就主播就适合目前这种长草游戏

879
00:39:08,933 --> 00:39:10,099
养仙人球的游戏

880
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,600
没事上去交交税

881
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:14,133
别的这种需要每天打的

882
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:15,566
需要日活的

883
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,700
而你这个哪个活动哪张卡没抽

884
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,066
你就落后版本

885
00:39:20,066 --> 00:39:22,399
这辈子再也爬不起来啊

886
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,600
直接没有人权的

887
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,466
这种游戏

888
00:39:25,533 --> 00:39:26,666
就到到现在

889
00:39:26,666 --> 00:39:28,533
主播已经玩不了了

890
00:39:28,933 --> 00:39:30,399
就没有时间玩啊

891
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,500
就这种感觉

892
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:33,866
所以说就整个电子仙人球吧

893
00:39:33,866 --> 00:39:36,299
放那浇浇水呢哎呀

894
00:39:38,066 --> 00:39:39,599
然而我已经退坑了

895
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,900
令人感慨

896
00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:42,266
就这种游戏

897
00:39:42,266 --> 00:39:43,166
电子仙人球

898
00:39:43,166 --> 00:39:45,466
你找到了更有那个什么吗

899
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,466
你找到了更有意思的游戏

900
00:39:47,466 --> 00:39:49,933
那你退坑是很正常的吧

901
00:39:50,533 --> 00:39:52,099
这东西就像是什么

902
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:55,700
就像是主播界的米呀米呀一样啊

903
00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:56,866
主播米呀米呀

904
00:39:56,866 --> 00:39:58,966
稳定的安心的杂谈啊

905
00:39:58,966 --> 00:40:02,166
稳定的安心的这个活动啊

906
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,933
大家在外面啊

907
00:40:03,933 --> 00:40:06,933
看别的女人打钱的时候就想着对吧

908
00:40:06,933 --> 00:40:07,799
反正我不打钱

909
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,866
回去绵绵也会念我的弹幕的

910
00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:10,466
然后

911
00:40:10,466 --> 00:40:13,333
然后在外面看着看着就把绵绵忘记了

912
00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:17,133
就是一个稳定的备胎型角色啊

913
00:40:17,133 --> 00:40:18,799
我都明白的

914
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,300
仙人球浇水

915
00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:23,800
哈哈哈哎呦别提了

916
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,566
我今天我今天那个什么哎

917
00:40:26,566 --> 00:40:28,733
在家里面那个我

918
00:40:28,733 --> 00:40:31,066
我还看我室友那个龟背竹

919
00:40:31,066 --> 00:40:31,899
凑近了去看

920
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:33,666
我说我能凑近看看他吗

921
00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:34,666
他说你看啊

922
00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:37,799
怎么了我说我容易把他看死

923
00:40:39,366 --> 00:40:39,466
我说

924
00:40:39,466 --> 00:40:42,266
我说我怎么感觉他脸色不太健康啊

925
00:40:42,266 --> 00:40:44,099
他怎么脸色发白呀

926
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:47,800
感觉他没有刚到家的那个时候茁壮了

927
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,266
是我的错觉吗

928
00:40:49,366 --> 00:40:50,666
他说啊确实吧

929
00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:52,966
就是最近不是比较冷吗

930
00:40:52,966 --> 00:40:55,533
我注意到的时候感觉他有点冻到了

931
00:40:55,533 --> 00:40:56,999
掉了几片叶子

932
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,700
我当时啊

933
00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:02,333
不是我不不不是我

934
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,133
我没碰过

935
00:41:04,466 --> 00:41:06,199
然后我室友说没事的

936
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,166
这个东西把它丢到外面

937
00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,366
只要不是太极端的天气也能活

938
00:41:10,366 --> 00:41:12,066
这是最好活的东西了

939
00:41:12,066 --> 00:41:14,933
我说它是最好活的东西

940
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,300
最好活的东西也被我磕的掉叶子了

941
00:41:20,266 --> 00:41:22,366
然后我就赶快离他远一点啊

942
00:41:22,366 --> 00:41:24,366
这是我唯一一次凑近他去看

943
00:41:24,366 --> 00:41:27,166
不能不能再去看了太可怕

944
00:41:34,866 --> 00:41:36,666
大部分的大部分的

945
00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:39,366
大部分的花

946
00:41:39,866 --> 00:41:41,866
家里面四五盆花

947
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,533
有两三盆养在外面

948
00:41:44,533 --> 00:41:45,766
养在阳台上

949
00:41:45,766 --> 00:41:48,133
两三盆养在那个家里面

950
00:41:48,566 --> 00:41:49,999
我就仔细看了一下

951
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,366
我发现都有问题我发现都有问题

952
00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:54,966
要么就是

953
00:41:54,966 --> 00:41:58,199
在他短暂生命的生命周期末期啊

954
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:02,066
要么就是在他长期生命的这个下降期

955
00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:04,299
不知道什么时候才是上升期

956
00:42:04,866 --> 00:42:06,999
这真的挺挺心虚的吧

957
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,800
身边散发这种毁灭植物的气息啊

958
00:42:11,966 --> 00:42:12,899
不太好

959
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:16,200
如果主播放到那个什么PVC里面

960
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,666
感觉是毁灭孤啊

961
00:42:17,666 --> 00:42:20,133
或者是墓碑的那种情况

962
00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:21,899
有点吓人的

963
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,300
哎什么

964
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:25,600
仙人掌吗

965
00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:28,566
这边好像没有卖仙人掌的吧

966
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:31,300
你为什么道歉这么熟练

967
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,333
我不知道啊

968
00:42:32,333 --> 00:42:34,333
我今天早上

969
00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:37,266
呃呃加拿大早上下了播

970
00:42:37,266 --> 00:42:39,899
我出门我看我室友门开着

971
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:41,966
但是一如既往的背对着

972
00:42:41,966 --> 00:42:44,299
我坐在那个他的电脑前面

973
00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:45,700
我就大喊了一句

974
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:46,733
我说对不起

975
00:42:46,966 --> 00:42:49,166
我说你咋了

976
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,333
我说我不知道啊

977
00:42:50,333 --> 00:42:52,333
但是我觉得应该道个歉

978
00:42:52,966 --> 00:42:55,766
不是不是啊没没事的没事的

979
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:56,766
为什么呀

980
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:57,966
我说我不知道

981
00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:01,066
哈哈哈哈哈

982
00:43:01,133 --> 00:43:03,133
有一种愧疚感

983
00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:05,300
不知道不知道做了些什么

984
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:06,666
但有一种愧疚感

985
00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:08,466
道个歉先道个歉先

986
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:13,100
我觉着女大养自己都竭尽全力花

987
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:14,466
真不好养活吧

988
00:43:14,466 --> 00:43:15,799
这个看我的话

989
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,300
我肯定是养不活

990
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,866
看我的话我肯定是养不活

991
00:43:20,866 --> 00:43:23,533
但是看他的话他能养活吧

992
00:43:23,533 --> 00:43:26,466
呃对总之先道歉啊先道歉

993
00:43:26,666 --> 00:43:28,299
但我这种先道歉的习惯

994
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:31,100
也被说是不太好吧

995
00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:32,566
因为就很多人就会认为

996
00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:34,499
你道歉不是诚心的

997
00:43:34,566 --> 00:43:36,166
就你自己都判断不出来

998
00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:38,733
这个事情是对还是不对

999
00:43:38,766 --> 00:43:42,466
你就先道歉就是不不太不太礼貌

1000
00:43:43,066 --> 00:43:44,699
但是可能很多时候

1001
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,400
是我都觉得他不对了

1002
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,966
然后我才会我才会先道歉

1003
00:43:50,900 --> 00:43:53,000
没有到那种程度啦

1004
00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:57,133
还是龟龟好养的好送你走

1005
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:04,300
以前幺鸡就养了乌龟

1006
00:44:06,733 --> 00:44:08,866
幺鸡以前养那个乌龟

1007
00:44:08,866 --> 00:44:13,866
哎呦他出门旅游了还是回国了

1008
00:44:13,866 --> 00:44:16,366
我忘记了大概是

1009
00:44:17,933 --> 00:44:19,199
怎么回事呀

1010
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:23,333
我怎么一卡一卡的喂喂

1011
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:42,933
哎可不是

1012
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,366
你们看不出来吗

1013
00:44:44,366 --> 00:44:46,699
我的皮套一卡一卡的

1014
00:44:50,966 --> 00:44:53,066
我这个衣服怎么是这个结构

1015
00:44:55,366 --> 00:44:57,099
你们你们看到了吗

1016
00:44:57,366 --> 00:44:57,566
哎

1017
00:44:57,566 --> 00:45:00,566
我这个衣服居然这个地方是开到这的

1018
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,100
哎哎

1019
00:45:03,733 --> 00:45:07,799
我第一次知道这怎么开这么往下呀

1020
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:08,566
这里这

1021
00:45:08,566 --> 00:45:12,133
里这里怎么开这么往下

1022
00:45:16,133 --> 00:45:16,933
嗯

1023
00:45:18,533 --> 00:45:19,566
能看到后背

1024
00:45:19,566 --> 00:45:21,166
哎我的妈呀

1025
00:45:21,533 --> 00:45:25,666
呃不行不行有伤风化有伤风化

1026
00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:35,299
雨刮器正常是我的模型一卡一卡的

1027
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,000
我把它放近一点吧

1028
00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:40,800
嗯你在干嘛

1029
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:41,533
我不知道

1030
00:45:41,533 --> 00:45:44,533
我第一次凑这么近研究我自己

1031
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:47,333
很少凑这么近研究我自己嗯

1032
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,366
就不是我很少

1033
00:45:50,366 --> 00:45:52,333
我很少转到这种角度

1034
00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:55,933
刚才是因为把那个面部设备放

1035
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:56,933
放近了一些

1036
00:45:56,933 --> 00:45:57,699
你看这边啊

1037
00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:58,900
这边有好吧

1038
00:45:59,366 --> 00:46:01,133
很少看到这个东西啊

1039
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:01,933
好吧

1040
00:46:02,566 --> 00:46:04,699
标题我可以回答一下

1041
00:46:04,966 --> 00:46:06,333
旧时代的boss

1042
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:07,299
做烘焙的

1043
00:46:07,300 --> 00:46:09,266
经济学肥猫没有了

1044
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:10,299
猜猜我是谁

1045
00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,866
不是不是这个了哈哈哈

1046
00:46:14,733 --> 00:46:15,133
啊

1047
00:46:15,133 --> 00:46:18,699
还有会给你端出蛋糕唱生日歌的主播

1048
00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:21,300
这都是以前的故事了吧

1049
00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:34,100
哦好像第一次认识自己呀

1050
00:46:34,766 --> 00:46:35,566
嗯

1051
00:46:37,366 --> 00:46:39,299
现在是玉女士版本啊

1052
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:42,266
玉女士确实是很好很好的女士捏

1053
00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:45,566
但是她可能不太愿意被封为女士类吧

1054
00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:46,199
因为

1055
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,566
我们讨论的第一个关于二次元的事情

1056
00:46:48,566 --> 00:46:49,366
就是

1057
00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:51,733
百合番里边的这个女士

1058
00:46:51,733 --> 00:46:55,166
永远都是那种很被迫害的形象啊

1059
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,666
感觉百合番里面的那种女士

1060
00:46:59,666 --> 00:47:01,666
被迫害的程度太多了

1061
00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:03,166
就如果说知道这个

1062
00:47:03,166 --> 00:47:05,499
然后还叫还叫玉女士的话

1063
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:06,766
感觉怪怪的

1064
00:47:06,766 --> 00:47:08,099
哈哈哈

1065
00:47:08,933 --> 00:47:09,799
喂呀咪呀

1066
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,566
你好西我到

1067
00:47:11,566 --> 00:47:11,866
其实

1068
00:47:11,866 --> 00:47:14,699
我自己也不是特别熟悉这套衣服吧

1069
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:18,700
就没有之前的那个呃那些字体呀

1070
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:22,300
就比较了如指掌的感觉哦

1071
00:47:26,533 --> 00:47:27,333
嗯嗯

1072
00:47:29,866 --> 00:47:33,199
有一种第一天认识自己的美感啊

1073
00:47:37,766 --> 00:47:38,566
啊

1074
00:47:41,566 --> 00:47:43,766
感觉表情生动了不少

1075
00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:48,000
是因为我这个凑近了一些吗

1076
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,600
反正表情生动了不少哎

1077
00:47:51,466 --> 00:47:53,666
会吗会吗不会吗

1078
00:47:55,766 --> 00:47:57,933
虽然你们看起来可能还是有点面

1079
00:47:57,933 --> 00:48:00,266
瘫啊下次还是这样补吧

1080
00:48:00,266 --> 00:48:03,266
就是离我稍微近一点这样去补做吧

1081
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:08,766
这种不是双层的桌子真的好麻烦啊

1082
00:48:08,766 --> 00:48:12,599
远远的就不够我往上面堆东西

1083
00:48:13,066 --> 00:48:13,866
哎呦

1084
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,166
左边堆了一大堆草纸

1085
00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:20,133
然后右边堆了一大堆本子的情况下

1086
00:48:20,133 --> 00:48:23,933
我自己活动的范围就变得岌岌可危了

1087
00:48:25,166 --> 00:48:26,799
啊灵活了一点

1088
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,533
哈哈是吧哈

1089
00:48:30,733 --> 00:48:33,399
自己活动的范围就太小了

1090
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:36,166
表情反正嘴都是锯齿

1091
00:48:41,733 --> 00:48:43,966
嗯嘿嘿嘿

1092
00:48:44,733 --> 00:48:46,533
未出现大小眼

1093
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:47,700
好吧好吧

1094
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:51,600
大小眼是289962的一部分吧

1095
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,600
这个不得不品尝的

1096
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:56,566
嗯

1097
00:48:58,866 --> 00:49:00,199
今天早班的话

1098
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:04,666
大概可能会播到一个半小时左右

1099
00:49:05,566 --> 00:49:07,799
然后就下播

1100
00:49:07,866 --> 00:49:09,599
主播继续去睡觉

1101
00:49:10,266 --> 00:49:11,166
中午好

1102
00:49:15,966 --> 00:49:16,766
哎呦

1103
00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:22,099
一天播两个两场的话有点大脑当机了

1104
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:29,866
感觉我像是如果穿越到剑山里面

1105
00:49:29,866 --> 00:49:32,166
就是像万花一样的这种

1106
00:49:32,866 --> 00:49:34,199
这种门派啊

1107
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,733
读条的时间比命都长的那种

1108
00:49:38,133 --> 00:49:40,099
我把条读完之后

1109
00:49:40,466 --> 00:49:43,499
打一个热血沸腾的组合技出来

1110
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:46,600
就这种感觉

1111
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,766
等你睡觉我就要起床了捏

1112
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,100
嗯好

1113
00:49:56,933 --> 00:49:59,866
感觉桌子大小都一样都会被堆满

1114
00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:01,999
这倒也是吧

1115
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,500
只是效率会不一样啊

1116
00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,733
桌子太小的话

1117
00:50:05,733 --> 00:50:08,933
堆满的那个速度实在是太快了

1118
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,733
然后我之前那个桌子堆不满

1119
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,266
主要是什么

1120
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,000
主要是由于

1121
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,000
是两层的

1122
00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:21,266
然后上边的那一层

1123
00:50:21,266 --> 00:50:23,166
因为这个桌子坏掉了

1124
00:50:23,166 --> 00:50:24,599
上边的那一层

1125
00:50:24,733 --> 00:50:27,699
就没有办法往上面放

1126
00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:30,066
除了电脑之外的东西啊

1127
00:50:31,133 --> 00:50:32,399
他会塌下来

1128
00:50:32,666 --> 00:50:35,899
那个电脑也是我费尽心力放上去的

1129
00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,400
他都不会掉下来

1130
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,733
哈哈因为他会塌下来啊

1131
00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:44,899
所以说就一直放在那不动的嗯

1132
00:50:46,933 --> 00:50:48,733
其他的东西就那什么

1133
00:50:48,733 --> 00:50:51,933
你摆个笔记本支架就多一层了

1134
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,333
喂约好吧

1135
00:50:57,500 --> 00:50:58,933
看看我的垃圾堆

1136
00:50:58,933 --> 00:51:00,499
里面有没有笔记本支架

1137
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:02,566
我记得我以前捡到过一个

1138
00:51:02,566 --> 00:51:05,133
不要问我为什么总是捡东西

1139
00:51:05,133 --> 00:51:09,333
你可曾听闻过这个隔着海岸的这个

1140
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:11,700
魔法学刘志的传说

1141
00:51:11,733 --> 00:51:14,366
我觉得我们捡东西的频率还蛮低的

1142
00:51:14,366 --> 00:51:18,466
我说实话就很少去真的捡东西

1143
00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:21,099
一般都是三刀五刀的

1144
00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:23,700
买点那种99新二手

1145
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:27,733
听说在那个英国那边的留着

1146
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,100
每年呃

1147
00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:32,700
毕业季是不是四五月的时候啊

1148
00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:34,800
那个毕业季结束了之后

1149
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,133
住那种全是学生的公寓的

1150
00:51:38,133 --> 00:51:42,499
留着基本上都是把那个不要的东西

1151
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:45,766
或者能用的东西直接就堆在走廊里面

1152
00:51:45,766 --> 00:51:47,066
谁爱捡谁捡

1153
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,600
你去一层楼走廊晃一圈

1154
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,733
能把一家的家具差不多都捡回家

1155
00:51:52,733 --> 00:51:54,133
不知道是不是真的

1156
00:51:54,133 --> 00:51:56,999
但我看过那个照片和视频啊

1157
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,300
真挺夸张的

1158
00:51:58,300 --> 00:51:59,100
哎呦

1159
00:51:59,466 --> 00:52:04,066
有一种轻挑啥拿啥选啥都凉快的感觉

1160
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,400
都能捡到些什么

1161
00:52:06,733 --> 00:52:07,933
我看一下

1162
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,733
我现在家里面捡的东西就包括一个

1163
00:52:12,166 --> 00:52:15,566
呃古法琉璃玻璃台灯啊

1164
00:52:15,566 --> 00:52:16,966
石刀剪的

1165
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:18,400
然后

1166
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:20,900
小塑料垃圾桶

1167
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:23,766
两个买台灯送的

1168
00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:28,166
一个喜马拉雅粉岩岩灯

1169
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:29,866
长得像小水晶似的

1170
00:52:29,866 --> 00:52:32,899
这玩意我看淘宝一般卖五六十

1171
00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:35,666
我在这边是三刀剪的

1172
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,366
呃家园

1173
00:52:37,366 --> 00:52:39,266
家园会就是5块左右吧

1174
00:52:39,266 --> 00:52:40,966
就15人民币左右

1175
00:52:41,966 --> 00:52:43,333
然后这个桌子

1176
00:52:43,366 --> 00:52:46,899
是我上一个室友送给我的

1177
00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,200
也是捡的

1178
00:52:48,766 --> 00:52:50,533
呃还有那个

1179
00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:56,333
衣架子是上上个室友留下来给我的

1180
00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:57,366
也是剪的

1181
00:52:57,366 --> 00:53:00,399
我身后有一个长时间亮着的

1182
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,500
一个小塑料台灯啊

1183
00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:03,866
应该是宜家的

1184
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,366
两刀剪的

1185
00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:09,399
呃反正就是经常捡这些东西啊饿

1186
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,600
错过50分钟的肥猫了

1187
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:17,333
没事后面还有45分钟的肥猫

1188
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:18,266
嗯不能

1189
00:53:18,266 --> 00:53:19,066
放弃

1190
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,400
放弃了的话后面半个小时也没得看了

1191
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,400
其实那个投影仪也是捡来的

1192
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,933
但是捡了价格就

1193
00:53:29,933 --> 00:53:31,533
只能说是不太好吧

1194
00:53:31,533 --> 00:53:33,999
毕竟投影仪这个东西就像耳机啊

1195
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,333
你要是小于什么

1196
00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:39,799
我记得小于小于5,000

1197
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:41,533
是不是都是听个响来着

1198
00:53:41,533 --> 00:53:43,999
但我这个有点太听响了

1199
00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:49,099
这画质有点太复古了

1200
00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:50,100
就我们看这个

1201
00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:52,066
最新版美少女战士的时候

1202
00:53:52,066 --> 00:53:55,166
硬生生的把这个画质搞成20年前的

1203
00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:55,999
美少女战士

1204
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,566
最初版的画质

1205
00:53:58,533 --> 00:54:00,266
丢失了太多细节

1206
00:54:00,266 --> 00:54:01,799
我的评价是

1207
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,933
这是不想搬砖中的小花

1208
00:54:06,133 --> 00:54:09,366
嗯与此同时我下载了小红薯

1209
00:54:10,866 --> 00:54:13,299
从上面泰格找画画的

1210
00:54:13,866 --> 00:54:15,399
你要找什么呀

1211
00:54:16,133 --> 00:54:17,199
什么泰格

1212
00:54:20,266 --> 00:54:22,199
你要设计什么东西啊

1213
00:54:22,733 --> 00:54:24,666
还是要找插画呀

1214
00:54:24,666 --> 00:54:28,199
我的评价是你不如就直接找绘画

1215
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,766
然后点几个那种完成度高的

1216
00:54:30,766 --> 00:54:33,366
等着小红薯首页自己给你推吧

1217
00:54:33,566 --> 00:54:34,533
他们打太个

1218
00:54:34,533 --> 00:54:36,399
很多人他根本都不打太个了

1219
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,400
因为小红薯算法的话还是挺智能的

1220
00:54:39,966 --> 00:54:41,533
你要说tag的话

1221
00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:43,266
约插画约头像

1222
00:54:43,266 --> 00:54:45,866
一般来说很难有一个有效的

1223
00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:46,933
就是点进去

1224
00:54:46,933 --> 00:54:50,066
全都是好看画师的那种tag

1225
00:54:50,066 --> 00:54:53,266
但是你要是想约什么服装设计啊

1226
00:54:53,266 --> 00:54:54,499
人物设计的话

1227
00:54:54,566 --> 00:54:58,133
有一个tag叫60天角色设计挑战啊

1228
00:54:58,133 --> 00:54:59,133
你可以点那个

1229
00:54:59,133 --> 00:55:02,733
那个里面很多都是专门设计角色的

1230
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:04,399
呃你不知道啊

1231
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:07,500
你宝说过过小红薯有不错的画师

1232
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:10,566
我还说过过小红薯有不错的画师呢

1233
00:55:10,866 --> 00:55:12,866
这就是什么看人下菜碟

1234
00:55:12,933 --> 00:55:14,299
主播早都说啊

1235
00:55:14,300 --> 00:55:16,266
这小红薯剪了画师了

1236
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,066
都没有人搭理主播的

1237
00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:20,266
林林林少林

1238
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,766
就是一看他宝说小红书有坏心

1239
00:55:22,766 --> 00:55:24,566
马上就下了小红书了

1240
00:55:24,733 --> 00:55:25,966
看来还是这个

1241
00:55:26,466 --> 00:55:29,499
还得是亲疏远近呀哎

1242
00:55:31,733 --> 00:55:32,933
超是锦宝

1243
00:55:33,533 --> 00:55:35,066
谢谢锦宝的

1244
00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:39,799
一个两个三个情书一个干杯

1245
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,133
一个小蛋糕和一个冲呀

1246
00:55:43,533 --> 00:55:44,866
亏了赚了

1247
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:52,600
一二三四五六六个盲盒一个5块

1248
00:55:56,366 --> 00:55:57,166
赚了

1249
00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:00,666
提拉提拉哈哈

1250
00:56:00,666 --> 00:56:05,799
谢谢金宝的6个心愿盲盒换到你爱的

1251
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,400
感动赚了30万耶

1252
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:09,933
哈哈

1253
00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:11,299
有一说一

1254
00:56:11,300 --> 00:56:14,566
你是那种有橱窗就不去邀请的

1255
00:56:14,566 --> 00:56:16,099
我也是这样呀

1256
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,733
呃主要是米画师的那个企划

1257
00:56:20,933 --> 00:56:23,599
我觉得他天生就设计了一些门槛

1258
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,000
就是他不想让你

1259
00:56:28,566 --> 00:56:33,099
消费意愿不强的人去跟画师说上话

1260
00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:35,400
因为你都没有办法跟他对话

1261
00:56:35,533 --> 00:56:40,066
你想跟他问一下什么任何的内容

1262
00:56:40,066 --> 00:56:41,766
你都只能开一个企划

1263
00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:43,399
老老实实的把所有的

1264
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,733
什么你的人设呀你的要求啊

1265
00:56:46,733 --> 00:56:48,499
你的什么画面尺寸啊

1266
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:50,866
你的预期报价什么全都写上

1267
00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:52,066
但是这种情况下

1268
00:56:52,066 --> 00:56:54,099
如果按照商业逻辑来说

1269
00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,666
沟通的成本太大了

1270
00:56:55,666 --> 00:56:57,399
沟通的门槛太大了

1271
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:00,666
但凡在这个中间多加一个

1272
00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:02,699
什么跳转的链接啊

1273
00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:05,200
在大家知道就可能带货直播吗

1274
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,466
中间多加一个跳转的链接

1275
00:57:07,566 --> 00:57:10,733
可能你都不会想要去下单

1276
00:57:10,733 --> 00:57:12,299
就因为太麻烦了

1277
00:57:12,366 --> 00:57:15,266
直接过滤了很多就可买可不买

1278
00:57:15,266 --> 00:57:16,566
看看热闹的人吧

1279
00:57:16,566 --> 00:57:19,366
不过可能也是平台性质有关系啊

1280
00:57:19,900 --> 00:57:21,566
反正我也很社恐啊

1281
00:57:21,566 --> 00:57:23,399
好好好赚了三块捏

1282
00:57:24,866 --> 00:57:27,933
对啊第一次又邀请真的一头雾水

1283
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:30,200
早上好新海理

1284
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,666
画师沟通太累了

1285
00:57:31,666 --> 00:57:33,699
主要是第一次沟通的时候

1286
00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:36,066
那个沟通成本实在太高了

1287
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,100
而且就很很烦人

1288
00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:40,933
感觉纯纯的卖方经济

1289
00:57:40,933 --> 00:57:44,066
然后卖方呢又觉得是纯纯的买方经济

1290
00:57:44,133 --> 00:57:45,733
就搞不懂这个东西

1291
00:57:46,366 --> 00:57:51,466
好多美画师的画师都是觉得买家就

1292
00:57:51,466 --> 00:57:52,666
蛮占便宜的

1293
00:57:52,666 --> 00:57:53,933
但是我也不清楚

1294
00:57:53,933 --> 00:57:56,699
我们买家到底占便宜占在哪里啊

1295
00:57:57,066 --> 00:57:57,733
溜了溜了

1296
00:57:57,733 --> 00:57:59,466
还在上班黑厅嘛

1297
00:58:02,133 --> 00:58:04,566
但是不是看不懂他邀请的功能吧

1298
00:58:04,566 --> 00:58:08,166
而是说就是这种想问问有没有档期啊

1299
00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:09,866
或者想问问接不接微啊

1300
00:58:09,866 --> 00:58:11,499
就这种很简单的问题

1301
00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:11,566
然后

1302
00:58:11,566 --> 00:58:14,733
你还要去专门写一个非常大的企划

1303
00:58:14,966 --> 00:58:16,333
最好还是定向的

1304
00:58:16,333 --> 00:58:18,099
现在画像还会有好多要求

1305
00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:21,900
比如你不要带图评价呀不接受差评啊

1306
00:58:22,066 --> 00:58:24,266
然后最好也不要把这个真实的

1307
00:58:24,266 --> 00:58:26,199
什么预算区间呃

1308
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:27,400
暴露出来啊

1309
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:29,300
什么什么等等等等的

1310
00:58:29,533 --> 00:58:31,933
他会有好多的那种要求

1311
00:58:32,766 --> 00:58:36,266
之后就只能说在米花市场约稿

1312
00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,199
很多的时候

1313
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,133
其实约稿的过程都不太开心啊

1314
00:58:40,133 --> 00:58:43,199
我还是喜欢那种能直接私信问人家

1315
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,366
然后人家回复我这个类型的稿

1316
00:58:45,366 --> 00:58:46,966
能不能换这事情啊

1317
00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:48,299
你等了半天

1318
00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:49,866
你写了个这么高的

1319
00:58:49,866 --> 00:58:52,499
这种这么多字的这种企划

1320
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:53,100
写完了之后

1321
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:55,400
人家给你一个公公又试试的

1322
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,600
拒绝啊对不起大人

1323
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:01,166
您的设定很新颖很漂亮很有设计感

1324
00:59:01,166 --> 00:59:04,999
但是我这期真的接满了括号啊这个

1325
00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:07,333
或者是不接长稿了

1326
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:11,700
是这个身体所限只能含泪拒绝啊

1327
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:14,066
这样真的会蛮失望的你知道吧

1328
00:59:14,066 --> 00:59:16,866
因为好多都是公式回复啊嗯

1329
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:20,400
上次我带着耳机

1330
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,800
老总直接拔了听了一下

1331
00:59:24,166 --> 00:59:28,533
啊不是这个老总有点太不见外了吧

1332
00:59:28,533 --> 00:59:29,966
已加入人才库

1333
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:30,933
对对对哎呦

1334
00:59:30,933 --> 00:59:32,666
这个感谢你的投递

1335
00:59:32,766 --> 00:59:35,933
你已加入我司这个这个人才库

1336
00:59:35,933 --> 00:59:38,466
期待着未来能跟您再次合作

1337
00:59:38,466 --> 00:59:39,333
什么哎

1338
00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:40,199
我也投了

1339
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,400
我也投了一点简历啊

1340
00:59:42,533 --> 00:59:46,066
然后进入了哔哩哔哩的人才库

1341
00:59:46,066 --> 00:59:47,966
哈哈哈

1342
00:59:49,533 --> 00:59:51,866
不过我这个简历是乱写的

1343
00:59:51,866 --> 00:59:54,066
就是是乱写的

1344
00:59:54,066 --> 00:59:55,399
呃我进入了

1345
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:56,300
我看看都

1346
00:59:56,300 --> 00:59:58,333
现在都进了哪些人才库啊

1347
00:59:58,333 --> 01:00:00,366
字节跳动和哔哩哔哩

1348
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,666
对还有预算与预期不符

1349
01:00:04,666 --> 01:00:07,199
那我觉得他还挺诚实的吧

1350
01:00:07,266 --> 01:00:09,699
我我真觉得他还挺诚实的

1351
01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:13,100
如果是那种预算与预期不符啊

1352
01:00:13,100 --> 01:00:15,266
这其实就是就是什么

1353
01:00:15,266 --> 01:00:16,799
就是钱不够

1354
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,500
然后他给你来几句啊

1355
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,500
大人因为身体所限

1356
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:23,133
哎呀这个配色不擅长什么的

1357
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,466
我之前在小说上面看到一个人约稿啊

1358
01:00:26,466 --> 01:00:29,699
就是约同一个什么

1359
01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:32,533
带着自己家的七八个设定

1360
01:00:32,533 --> 01:00:34,133
去约同一个画师

1361
01:00:34,366 --> 01:00:36,733
然后这个画师每次都是

1362
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:38,599
设定不太顺手

1363
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,800
配色不太擅长啊

1364
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,600
档期有点太满对不起大人是吧

1365
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:45,966
就是连续拒了他五六次

1366
01:00:46,133 --> 01:00:48,466
然后最后气的他发小红薯说

1367
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:51,600
要是钱不够你就直说是吧

1368
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:53,766
钱不够能不能直说

1369
01:00:53,966 --> 01:00:54,766
能不能

1370
01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:58,333
不要每次都勾勾又丝丝的回复我们

1371
01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,133
啊搞不好

1372
01:00:59,133 --> 01:01:01,966
画师也在他自己的画师小团体里面

1373
01:01:01,966 --> 01:01:02,933
吐槽啊

1374
01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:04,533
怎么怎么怎么有人

1375
01:01:04,533 --> 01:01:07,933
我拒绝了五六次还不知道给我塞超啊

1376
01:01:07,933 --> 01:01:12,299
还不知道把他那个预算标价乘上两倍

1377
01:01:12,300 --> 01:01:14,000
啊怎么一点眼色都没有

1378
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,733
一点眼力见都没有

1379
01:01:15,733 --> 01:01:16,533
20万

1380
01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:18,766
问题你也没写价格表

1381
01:01:18,766 --> 01:01:20,133
主要很多画师吧

1382
01:01:20,133 --> 01:01:21,666
他就很要脸

1383
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:25,266
这个脸并不是说我搞价越高面子越大

1384
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,766
而是说什么呢

1385
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,400
他明明现在这个阶段

1386
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:33,666
接的稿子都是什么1,800一张的头像啊

1387
01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:35,899
2,800一张的凶相之类的

1388
01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:39,300
他不明确的写出来知道吧

1389
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,800
他不明确的写出来他现在是这个价格

1390
01:01:43,100 --> 01:01:46,800
而是说写他的那个长稿价啊

1391
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,800
以下为长稿价目表

1392
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,966
括号仅为参考价

1393
01:01:50,966 --> 01:01:53,299
不按这个价格接啊

1394
01:01:53,300 --> 01:01:54,966
头像800一张

1395
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:56,900
凶相的这个1,200

1396
01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:58,400
一张我说好啊

1397
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,733
那个凶相1,200一张

1398
01:01:59,733 --> 01:02:01,566
那我代价1,500去约吧

1399
01:02:01,566 --> 01:02:03,199
然后被人家秒拒啊

1400
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:04,600
预算与预期不符

1401
01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,366
我说话的什么意思呢

1402
01:02:06,533 --> 01:02:07,933
就很多这样的

1403
01:02:08,300 --> 01:02:11,866
你既然不按照目前这个长稿价接

1404
01:02:11,866 --> 01:02:14,566
你要写不接长稿你就不要写

1405
01:02:14,566 --> 01:02:18,799
什么长稿价是多少多少多少你

1406
01:02:20,700 --> 01:02:21,266
能不能

1407
01:02:21,266 --> 01:02:24,933
价目表这个功能是写你现在多少钱

1408
01:02:24,933 --> 01:02:26,166
会画画的

1409
01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:26,866
而不是

1410
01:02:26,866 --> 01:02:30,299
写一个看起来跟你的水平符合的数字

1411
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:30,900
但实际上

1412
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:33,400
你从来不按照这个价格画画的

1413
01:02:33,933 --> 01:02:36,533
要搞清楚加步表的功能好吧

1414
01:02:36,700 --> 01:02:38,333
就像主播都主播

1415
01:02:38,333 --> 01:02:41,133
比如比如主播说那个什么见长

1416
01:02:41,133 --> 01:02:42,399
加班10分钟

1417
01:02:42,466 --> 01:02:43,766
但是主播什么呢

1418
01:02:43,766 --> 01:02:45,399
主播只加5分钟啊

1419
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,300
就是就是

1420
01:02:46,466 --> 01:02:48,266
标价与实际上不符

1421
01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:49,399
这就很奇怪

1422
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:50,200
你知道吧

1423
01:02:52,300 --> 01:02:53,900
标价仅供娱乐

1424
01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,766
对啊这标价仅供娱乐的

1425
01:02:55,766 --> 01:02:56,766
那这不是就是

1426
01:02:56,766 --> 01:02:57,566
就是什么

1427
01:02:57,600 --> 01:03:00,100
你不如写自带价的是吧

1428
01:03:00,700 --> 01:03:02,000
你写自带价的话

1429
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,466
主播压根就不邀请你了

1430
01:03:04,466 --> 01:03:06,499
你就直接把主播这样的穷鬼

1431
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,800
拒之门外了

1432
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,333
关键就是你既不写字

1433
01:03:11,333 --> 01:03:13,333
代价你又不那个什么

1434
01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:15,733
你就会很有问题啊

1435
01:03:15,733 --> 01:03:16,533
你知道吧

1436
01:03:16,666 --> 01:03:17,733
主播在聊什么

1437
01:03:17,733 --> 01:03:19,966
在聊越搞的奇怪的现象

1438
01:03:19,966 --> 01:03:22,199
碰到了奇怪的事情啊

1439
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:26,466
我过的邀请都是提前说了一下

1440
01:03:26,466 --> 01:03:28,133
就大部分的时候

1441
01:03:28,133 --> 01:03:29,299
我的评价是

1442
01:03:29,300 --> 01:03:32,966
大部分的时候在名画师上

1443
01:03:33,266 --> 01:03:34,499
水平又好

1444
01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:35,600
价格又合理

1445
01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:39,366
人吧最好也不要太差劲的这种

1446
01:03:39,766 --> 01:03:45,599
这种情况一般来说他不会缺稿子画的

1447
01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,066
所以大家都想过名画师吧

1448
01:03:48,566 --> 01:03:49,499
早上好

1449
01:03:50,466 --> 01:03:52,533
很多时候过了迷幻师之后

1450
01:03:52,533 --> 01:03:55,199
就是比较比较

1451
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,000
比较有有身段嘛

1452
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,500
比较有价值

1453
01:04:01,933 --> 01:04:05,099
所以我有时候宁愿去那个什么

1454
01:04:05,266 --> 01:04:09,733
去哔哩哔哩或者是小红书上的画师

1455
01:04:09,733 --> 01:04:14,266
号然后去私信他们就同一个人

1456
01:04:14,266 --> 01:04:16,066
他在不同平台上面

1457
01:04:16,066 --> 01:04:18,566
他可能跟你的距离感都不一样

1458
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:21,100
因为我经常发现某一些

1459
01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:23,333
就我在米画师上喜欢的老师

1460
01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:25,166
然后找到他的b账号

1461
01:04:25,366 --> 01:04:26,966
用我的微号去私信

1462
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,666
可能人家态度还蛮热情的

1463
01:04:29,866 --> 01:04:30,299
但是

1464
01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:33,566
我用我的那个三五米画师小号去私信

1465
01:04:33,566 --> 01:04:35,899
就是公公又是是的秒句啊

1466
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,533
就哪怕我去小红书私信他

1467
01:04:38,666 --> 01:04:40,466
然后他都会回复我一段

1468
01:04:40,466 --> 01:04:42,133
就看起来就是手打的话

1469
01:04:42,133 --> 01:04:44,333
但是美化师就是攻势拒绝

1470
01:04:44,366 --> 01:04:45,699
就这种感觉吧

1471
01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:46,500
你知道吧

1472
01:04:46,766 --> 01:04:49,699
商业行为但不遵循商业常规

1473
01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:50,733
哈哈哈

1474
01:04:50,866 --> 01:04:54,666
只能说有点太太买方市场了吧

1475
01:04:54,666 --> 01:04:55,466
嗯

1476
01:04:55,866 --> 01:04:55,999
但是

1477
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,700
倒也不是说我意味着我支持AI什么的

1478
01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:01,900
我只是觉得确实有点有点太啊

1479
01:05:01,900 --> 01:05:02,700
不是太卖

1480
01:05:02,700 --> 01:05:03,533
方式差了

1481
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:04,333
对不起

1482
01:05:04,566 --> 01:05:06,599
就像之前跟你说不加倍的老师了

1483
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:07,066
没有没有

1484
01:05:07,066 --> 01:05:10,666
那个老师在那个米画师上他也挺好的

1485
01:05:10,666 --> 01:05:12,899
只是因为他企划很满

1486
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:15,066
他就在于这个问题

1487
01:05:15,066 --> 01:05:17,733
就是当你关闭了企划邀请的时候

1488
01:05:17,733 --> 01:05:20,066
所有想要跟你沟通一下的

1489
01:05:20,300 --> 01:05:21,966
新的想约你搞的人

1490
01:05:21,966 --> 01:05:24,299
都没有办法给你发送任何消息

1491
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,466
对就我一直都没有赶上

1492
01:05:26,466 --> 01:05:27,899
他档期开放的时候

1493
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:30,333
我就干脆没法跟人家说话

1494
01:05:30,466 --> 01:05:31,599
因为美化师这个

1495
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,533
把那个邀请企划关掉了

1496
01:05:33,533 --> 01:05:36,099
之后根本没法跟他说话了就

1497
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,533
他给我不加倍的老师

1498
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:45,333
我觉得他在美化师上应该也挺好的

1499
01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:48,566
给我的印象不是那种看起来会会

1500
01:05:48,566 --> 01:05:52,966
那个什么会会会欺负人的老师嗯

1501
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:59,400
越搞这个东西吧

1502
01:06:01,100 --> 01:06:03,266
就还是还是像之前说的

1503
01:06:03,266 --> 01:06:05,766
养成可能会更爽一些

1504
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,866
也不知道那个什么能不能养的起来吧

1505
01:06:12,166 --> 01:06:13,766
就让大家养微啊

1506
01:06:13,766 --> 01:06:15,499
养微也是有风险的

1507
01:06:15,500 --> 01:06:17,700
养化身也是有风险的

1508
01:06:20,533 --> 01:06:22,799
什么时候能养成观众啊

1509
01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:24,100
就比如说

1510
01:06:24,100 --> 01:06:26,966
大家在高考之前去看美艳蜜啊

1511
01:06:27,133 --> 01:06:28,766
我高考之后成年了

1512
01:06:28,766 --> 01:06:30,933
终于有了自己的第一笔存款

1513
01:06:31,066 --> 01:06:32,466
兴高采烈哎

1514
01:06:32,500 --> 01:06:34,400
燕子给你上个舰长

1515
01:06:34,400 --> 01:06:35,933
今天我也是你爹了

1516
01:06:35,933 --> 01:06:39,699
哈哈哈但这个要要活动很久吧

1517
01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:40,533
我感觉我

1518
01:06:40,533 --> 01:06:43,666
可能我第一批观众可能已经养出来了

1519
01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,533
是吗我记得有啊

1520
01:06:45,533 --> 01:06:47,866
之前的时候就有人说那个

1521
01:06:47,866 --> 01:06:50,333
之前天天黑听我考试

1522
01:06:50,533 --> 01:06:51,733
我终于考完了

1523
01:06:51,733 --> 01:06:53,533
来给你上个舰长什么的

1524
01:06:53,533 --> 01:06:54,866
我都不知道啊

1525
01:06:54,866 --> 01:06:55,733
谢谢你

1526
01:06:56,466 --> 01:06:57,966
欧西什么欧西

1527
01:06:57,966 --> 01:06:59,333
我操主办药呀

1528
01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:00,699
哪有粉了

1529
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:01,900
我呸

1530
01:07:02,933 --> 01:07:04,733
没有吧没有啊

1531
01:07:04,733 --> 01:07:05,733
不是这首

1532
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,800
不是很多东西

1533
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:13,266
你们不觉得本来本来挺好的事情

1534
01:07:13,266 --> 01:07:15,699
一沾上什么男友粉女友粉

1535
01:07:15,700 --> 01:07:17,400
一下就变味了吗

1536
01:07:18,066 --> 01:07:20,866
啊本来感觉还挺不错的

1537
01:07:20,866 --> 01:07:24,466
就是这种人与人之间互相关爱的情感

1538
01:07:24,466 --> 01:07:26,066
本来挺纯粹的

1539
01:07:26,533 --> 01:07:28,699
一加上性缘这些东西啊

1540
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:31,166
主播我对你好是因为这个

1541
01:07:31,166 --> 01:07:32,966
我在心里面我有意想症

1542
01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:35,566
我要幻想你是我的小女友啊

1543
01:07:35,566 --> 01:07:36,566
主播对吧

1544
01:07:36,566 --> 01:07:38,733
就再再再更近不更恶心点

1545
01:07:38,733 --> 01:07:41,966
主播我就对着你打个叫先啊

1546
01:07:42,066 --> 01:07:43,199
就搞这些的话

1547
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:46,766
一下子就感觉就就呃

1548
01:07:46,766 --> 01:07:48,166
世界就很冰冷啊

1549
01:07:48,166 --> 01:07:51,699
就很很q很很很恶心的那种感觉

1550
01:07:52,100 --> 01:07:53,400
反而是什么呢

1551
01:07:53,733 --> 01:07:56,399
反而是就是如果一直都是朋友之间

1552
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,333
就互相照顾的情况下

1553
01:07:58,466 --> 01:08:01,533
反而我还觉得还挺好的这假设

1554
01:08:01,533 --> 01:08:04,366
说这种这种行为的出发点就是主播

1555
01:08:04,366 --> 01:08:07,199
主播哎呀主播我就我幻想啊

1556
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:08,466
我有些意向

1557
01:08:08,466 --> 01:08:10,333
那我觉得很奇怪啊

1558
01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:12,566
是吧你很懂吗

1559
01:08:12,566 --> 01:08:14,533
那真的就是这样的

1560
01:08:14,533 --> 01:08:18,466
就反正反正很奇怪吧呃

1561
01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:19,500
认真的来说

1562
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:23,400
就是不太不太喜欢这种这种

1563
01:08:23,733 --> 01:08:24,699
这种情况嘛

1564
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:28,400
就稍微稍微互相关爱一些

1565
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,800
然后马上人家就觉得哦

1566
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:35,666
主播这个这个这个是你的男友粉啊

1567
01:08:35,666 --> 01:08:37,899
主播养出嘎吃了

1568
01:08:38,566 --> 01:08:42,266
那也不是只有嘎吃才会对主播好的吧

1569
01:08:42,533 --> 01:08:44,099
主播也不嘎吃

1570
01:08:44,100 --> 01:08:47,800
代价主播对大伙也挺好的也挺好的吧

1571
01:08:47,966 --> 01:08:48,966
哈哈哈

1572
01:08:50,166 --> 01:08:51,699
怎么忽然大喊啊

1573
01:08:51,700 --> 01:08:53,500
哎呀大喊大叫

1574
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:57,700
你怎么还在播

1575
01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,966
那我排班了呀

1576
01:08:58,966 --> 01:09:00,766
我当然要来播啦

1577
01:09:03,066 --> 01:09:05,666
哎呀把观众都熬死了

1578
01:09:05,666 --> 01:09:07,166
昨天晚上看主播

1579
01:09:07,166 --> 01:09:10,133
熬夜看主播的人现在还没起来呢

1580
01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:11,900
切

1581
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,500
把观众都熬死了

1582
01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:19,800
挺好的没问题

1583
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:20,933
对吧对吧

1584
01:09:20,933 --> 01:09:22,099
没问题吧

1585
01:09:22,300 --> 01:09:25,300
如果什么东西都跟杏园挂钩的话

1586
01:09:25,300 --> 01:09:27,600
反而感觉很浅薄哎

1587
01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:30,900
嗯

1588
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:32,700
主播的恋爱脑

1589
01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:35,533
好像也没有权利说这种话吧

1590
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:36,400
嗯

1591
01:09:37,066 --> 01:09:38,566
大黑你不是带着

1592
01:09:38,566 --> 01:09:39,599
睡前你在播

1593
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,733
上班你还在播

1594
01:09:40,733 --> 01:09:41,999
这么劳模啊

1595
01:09:42,300 --> 01:09:45,300
这么劳模还忍心让主播加班啊

1596
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:49,566
7点半就起来帮忙杀猪

1597
01:09:49,566 --> 01:09:51,366
已经开始过年了吗

1598
01:09:52,466 --> 01:09:53,333
我应该问什么

1599
01:09:53,333 --> 01:09:54,599
已经开始过年了吗

1600
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:56,366
还是不要杀我

1601
01:10:00,066 --> 01:10:01,466
不要杀我

1602
01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,533
好贤惠啊

1603
01:10:05,533 --> 01:10:06,666
杜梦琪啊

1604
01:10:06,966 --> 01:10:09,899
现在的年轻人会杀猪的很少吧

1605
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,500
比如我就不会啊

1606
01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:17,966
我知道有人要在弹幕里面说主播主播

1607
01:10:17,966 --> 01:10:20,133
主播干主播这件事情

1608
01:10:23,300 --> 01:10:24,700
主播干主播这件事情

1609
01:10:24,700 --> 01:10:27,966
想必很通晓赛博杀猪盘之类的吧

1610
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:31,300
先说实话

1611
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:34,500
我在那个什么我在跟大家聊天之前

1612
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,966
我都不知道杀猪盘是个什么概念

1613
01:10:36,966 --> 01:10:37,866
你知道吧

1614
01:10:38,166 --> 01:10:40,466
我都不知道杀猪盘是什么概念

1615
01:10:40,466 --> 01:10:42,599
然后后面就是那个那个

1616
01:10:44,566 --> 01:10:45,366
出国

1617
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:46,866
出国的时候

1618
01:10:46,866 --> 01:10:50,499
然后我发现有一些那个会有会有会有

1619
01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:52,133
给你发消息的那种

1620
01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:55,766
什么什么露西啊

1621
01:10:55,966 --> 01:10:56,566
这个麻烦

1622
01:10:56,566 --> 01:10:58,133
你帮我约一下

1623
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:01,000
三天之后的这个高尔夫球场啊

1624
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:04,200
我要和杨总在那边谈事什么什么的

1625
01:11:04,466 --> 01:11:05,666
然后过一段时间说啊

1626
01:11:05,666 --> 01:11:06,966
发错了发错了

1627
01:11:06,966 --> 01:11:07,799
对不起啊

1628
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,300
我们都是在哪哪哪的华人吧

1629
01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,133
啊这个要不要认识一下

1630
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:15,300
然后第二天给你通讲一些什么

1631
01:11:15,733 --> 01:11:16,566
上通天文

1632
01:11:16,566 --> 01:11:18,099
下晓地理的东西

1633
01:11:18,100 --> 01:11:19,666
跟你讲完这些呢

1634
01:11:19,733 --> 01:11:22,199
然后你们之间浓情蜜意一些啊

1635
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:25,066
然后他慢慢的就开始跟你说啊

1636
01:11:25,066 --> 01:11:26,466
我有一些最近呢

1637
01:11:26,466 --> 01:11:29,766
有一些这个经济上面的这个情况啊

1638
01:11:29,766 --> 01:11:31,333
啊不是说经济上面情况

1639
01:11:31,333 --> 01:11:34,266
而是说自己在做一个什么什么项目啊

1640
01:11:34,266 --> 01:11:36,133
然后慢慢的去诱导你

1641
01:11:36,133 --> 01:11:39,166
再往他那个里面去投钱什么什么的

1642
01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,900
哎我说这不是诈骗吗

1643
01:11:41,933 --> 01:11:44,866
然后他们说这个东西叫杀猪盘

1644
01:11:44,866 --> 01:11:47,199
我说啊这个东西叫杀猪盘

1645
01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:48,733
咦

1646
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:52,800
5天主播就要回归几遍了

1647
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:55,200
我连店长加班都挂出来了

1648
01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:56,766
你还不懂我吗

1649
01:11:57,266 --> 01:12:02,066
哈哈能不能让我撕的体面一点呀

1650
01:12:02,466 --> 01:12:04,733
让我撕的体面一点嘛

1651
01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:06,866
我你开心吗是

1652
01:12:08,300 --> 01:12:09,466
室友在吗

1653
01:12:09,466 --> 01:12:10,799
这是老子的直播间

1654
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,566
不是室友的直播间

1655
01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:13,500
呃

1656
01:12:13,966 --> 01:12:16,699
我觉得以后应该出台一个什么

1657
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:19,500
出台一个SC大喊的这种

1658
01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,666
出台一个SC大喊的这种

1659
01:12:22,666 --> 01:12:25,366
这种这种服务啊

1660
01:12:25,933 --> 01:12:29,599
IC越亮啊喊的越大声

1661
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:31,600
这样能确保他能听到

1662
01:12:31,933 --> 01:12:33,466
我现在比较晚的时候

1663
01:12:33,466 --> 01:12:36,366
只不过都是把自己凑到麦克风边上

1664
01:12:36,366 --> 01:12:38,499
然后尽量声音稍微

1665
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:40,666
稍微没那么明显一点吧

1666
01:12:42,266 --> 01:12:43,533
黑天睡着了

1667
01:12:43,533 --> 01:12:45,099
领导进来吓我一跳

1668
01:12:45,100 --> 01:12:46,200
那好幸福啊

1669
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,333
这工作还可以

1670
01:12:47,333 --> 01:12:49,799
那什么不挺好的吗

1671
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:50,366
工作

1672
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,133
上班的时候还可以摸一会再睡一会

1673
01:12:53,166 --> 01:12:55,333
再吃个早饭吧再吃个早饭吧

1674
01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:56,699
在工位上吃早饭

1675
01:12:56,700 --> 01:12:58,066
哎呦这

1676
01:12:58,066 --> 01:12:59,366
才叫赚钱

1677
01:12:59,366 --> 01:12:59,999
哎呦

1678
01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:03,533
正常上班的时候给钱那叫劳务报酬

1679
01:13:04,366 --> 01:13:05,966
那工会上吃早饭啊

1680
01:13:05,966 --> 01:13:07,599
听听米呀米呀直播

1681
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:10,933
再跟这个建长群里面的群友聊聊天

1682
01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:13,133
哇这这这几天真好

1683
01:13:14,933 --> 01:13:16,133
这场加多久

1684
01:13:16,133 --> 01:13:16,999
0分钟啊

1685
01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:18,733
这没见着0分钟

1686
01:13:18,766 --> 01:13:23,166
哈哈哈这场0分钟

1687
01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,533
加班啊这个

1688
01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:28,799
我们 996下班下的很快啊

1689
01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:30,000
早上9点开播

1690
01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,133
晚上9点开播

1691
01:13:31,133 --> 01:13:32,566
中间睡6个小时

1692
01:13:32,566 --> 01:13:34,333
这就是我们新时代的米娅

1693
01:13:34,333 --> 01:13:36,733
米娅直播间的996直播啊

1694
01:13:36,966 --> 01:13:38,766
你们有没有这样的直播啊

1695
01:13:40,733 --> 01:13:42,533
那不就是支付宝到账

1696
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,566
应该也没有吧

1697
01:13:43,566 --> 01:13:44,599
主办最喜欢的

1698
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:46,400
不加班啊

1699
01:13:46,466 --> 01:13:48,366
纽约加一下吧

1700
01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:51,166
摆件都要保不住了

1701
01:13:51,166 --> 01:13:53,599
主播裤衩都被拽下来了

1702
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,166
最后的体面也不见了

1703
01:13:57,266 --> 01:13:59,366
哎还是要努力点吧

1704
01:13:59,366 --> 01:14:00,299
虽然可能

1705
01:14:01,066 --> 01:14:04,666
嗯努力起来结果也不会特别好

1706
01:14:04,666 --> 01:14:06,466
但还是要努力点的嘛

1707
01:14:06,466 --> 01:14:08,899
起码之后可以想想啊

1708
01:14:08,900 --> 01:14:10,733
我已经尽力了对吧

1709
01:14:10,766 --> 01:14:13,699
哈哈哈尽力起来尽力起

1710
01:14:16,733 --> 01:14:18,699
做点尽力的事情

1711
01:14:18,700 --> 01:14:20,600
不是还有140家吗

1712
01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:23,533
我们马上马上要到期

1713
01:14:24,966 --> 01:14:26,599
到期50个见的

1714
01:14:26,933 --> 01:14:30,899
呃而且这到期50个还只是复播

1715
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,800
第一天到期50个

1716
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:33,966
后面不知道

1717
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:35,166
后面的话

1718
01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:37,899
就不知道会不会到期这么多了

1719
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:40,700
早上好真的塞进去了

1720
01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:42,000
叫主人的都滚

1721
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:45,100
不尽力更可以安慰自己

1722
01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:47,866
那这不是变成自我欺骗了吗

1723
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:49,366
这经典啊

1724
01:14:49,366 --> 01:14:50,566
我没流利

1725
01:14:50,566 --> 01:14:51,399
不是经典

1726
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,400
我没有我没有那个尽力啊

1727
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:54,666
如果我尽力了

1728
01:14:54,666 --> 01:14:57,399
那肯定是拳打叉叉脚踢叉叉

1729
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,366
哎呦一定是度过相对成功的一生

1730
01:15:00,366 --> 01:15:01,933
都是因为我没尽力

1731
01:15:01,933 --> 01:15:03,366
不是因为我做不到

1732
01:15:03,766 --> 01:15:06,333
这不变成精神胜利法了吗

1733
01:15:06,666 --> 01:15:08,466
这这多没意义啊

1734
01:15:08,466 --> 01:15:10,199
是吧听说我想加班

1735
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:12,133
我当然想加班了

1736
01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:15,066
哈哈哈我当然想加

1737
01:15:15,066 --> 01:15:15,899
班了

1738
01:15:16,900 --> 01:15:17,700
哎

1739
01:15:18,933 --> 01:15:20,799
有点理解那个什么了

1740
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,733
有点理解

1741
01:15:21,733 --> 01:15:26,266
理解这个各位大厂的拼搏的大家了

1742
01:15:26,266 --> 01:15:27,766
好吧哦

1743
01:15:27,766 --> 01:15:29,699
谢谢金宝的店长

1744
01:15:29,700 --> 01:15:32,300
今天是他陪伴主播的第705天

1745
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:35,733
哈哈哈我叫我爹好多年了

1746
01:15:35,733 --> 01:15:36,899
应该读金宝

1747
01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:37,766
你是我爹

1748
01:15:38,766 --> 01:15:40,266
感谢支持啊

1749
01:15:40,266 --> 01:15:41,299
谢谢谢谢

1750
01:15:44,066 --> 01:15:46,533
空等你挨这个洞来

1751
01:15:46,533 --> 01:15:48,466
拿出我的小本写一下

1752
01:15:50,100 --> 01:15:51,000
保10分钟

1753
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:55,800
有一种澡堂家中的感觉你知道吧

1754
01:15:56,166 --> 01:15:58,299
有种澡堂家中的感觉

1755
01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:05,900
2289号搓奶一位啊

1756
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:09,166
10分钟哈哈哈

1757
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:09,766
啊

1758
01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:13,866
感觉冬天去那种很大的洗浴中心上班

1759
01:16:13,866 --> 01:16:15,533
还还挺幸福的

1760
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:17,366
又暖和

1761
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:20,866
然后吆喝这些又又感觉很开心

1762
01:16:21,366 --> 01:16:23,333
还可以尤其现在的这个

1763
01:16:23,333 --> 01:16:25,599
东北吗还可以旁旁观一下

1764
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,000
南方人庞然无措

1765
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,200
第一次来澡堂时候的样子

1766
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:32,066
还可以还可以看看搓澡大姨

1767
01:16:32,066 --> 01:16:34,066
然后搓奶的时候的那种感觉

1768
01:16:34,066 --> 01:16:36,566
哎呦好开心哈哈哈

1769
01:16:37,966 --> 01:16:40,099
这是梦想中的工作啊

1770
01:16:40,766 --> 01:16:42,399
搓奶很舒服

1771
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,100
应该是吧

1772
01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,133
我不知道

1773
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,700
就听说是的啊

1774
01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:55,666
就是包括护肤啊什么什么省有澡堂

1775
01:16:55,666 --> 01:16:56,966
应该都有吧

1776
01:16:57,066 --> 01:16:58,466
听说你还想加班

1777
01:16:58,466 --> 01:16:59,366
又是你啊

1778
01:16:59,366 --> 01:17:01,333
金宝哈哈哈

1779
01:17:01,333 --> 01:17:04,466
啊这一集好像刚刚看过哎

1780
01:17:07,366 --> 01:17:08,766
天晚上还会有吗

1781
01:17:08,766 --> 01:17:11,466
我们的钟表不是已经在哔哩哔哩的

1782
01:17:11,466 --> 01:17:12,166
什么吗

1783
01:17:12,166 --> 01:17:14,566
我们的钟表不是已经在哔哩哔哩的

1784
01:17:14,566 --> 01:17:16,966
我操神秘人的进场真炫酷啊

1785
01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:20,533
我错了我不应该什么的

1786
01:17:20,533 --> 01:17:21,733
我不应该说那个

1787
01:17:21,733 --> 01:17:23,866
神秘人这个功能是哔哩哔哩设计的

1788
01:17:23,866 --> 01:17:26,266
失败了这舰长真炫酷吧

1789
01:17:27,533 --> 01:17:29,499
谢谢情报的舰长

1790
01:17:29,666 --> 01:17:30,799
轰动女孩你看着我

1791
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:32,400
我操爹我操

1792
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,866
神秘人见神秘人

1793
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,766
这个黑紫色特效确实好看

1794
01:17:39,866 --> 01:17:41,366
哎呦真的第一次看

1795
01:17:43,366 --> 01:17:44,966
今天晚上没有了

1796
01:17:44,966 --> 01:17:46,733
就不看钟表的嘛

1797
01:17:46,733 --> 01:17:48,699
主播哈哈哈主

1798
01:17:48,700 --> 01:17:50,733
播可以指责

1799
01:17:50,733 --> 01:17:52,199
大家可以指责

1800
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:53,000
大家

1801
01:17:53,566 --> 01:17:54,899
都不看钟表怎么办

1802
01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:57,933
能不能贡献一下你们的点击率啊

1803
01:17:59,933 --> 01:18:01,166
发在置顶了

1804
01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:02,999
然后包括夫夫的预定啊

1805
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:04,700
也一直在持续做

1806
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,333
连接在第二页

1807
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:09,533
上个题就有了啊

1808
01:18:09,533 --> 01:18:10,933
什么上个题就有了

1809
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:13,400
上什么题

1810
01:18:13,866 --> 01:18:14,666
上什么题

1811
01:18:17,733 --> 01:18:19,766
发现发现关键词

1812
01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,566
关键词解锁成功上什么题

1813
01:18:22,566 --> 01:18:23,899
谁要上题啊

1814
01:18:24,466 --> 01:18:25,666
晚上熬不住

1815
01:18:25,900 --> 01:18:26,866
白天起不来

1816
01:18:26,866 --> 01:18:27,966
晚上熬不住

1817
01:18:27,966 --> 01:18:30,066
你们说你们就观看时间表

1818
01:18:30,066 --> 01:18:32,466
让主播很难办啊你们

1819
01:18:34,100 --> 01:18:36,266
上个题加场就完成那

1820
01:18:36,266 --> 01:18:37,699
虽然倒也是吧

1821
01:18:38,366 --> 01:18:40,166
虽然虽然倒也是吧

1822
01:18:40,166 --> 01:18:42,899
呃可以有倒是可以有

1823
01:18:44,366 --> 01:18:45,399
但是一般来说

1824
01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,566
还是以怎么消费者的角度来看

1825
01:18:48,566 --> 01:18:50,999
不推荐让主播连续

1826
01:18:51,366 --> 01:18:53,066
就是睡醒了就播

1827
01:18:53,066 --> 01:18:54,399
然后播完了就睡

1828
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:56,366
这样这样连续播三场

1829
01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:59,066
因为直播质量可能会有点下滑

1830
01:18:59,066 --> 01:19:00,866
我觉得这好像没法避免的

1831
01:19:00,866 --> 01:19:02,866
一周要 7-12场

1832
01:19:02,866 --> 01:19:05,099
就连着3场的最后一场

1833
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:07,200
肯定会有一点点问题的

1834
01:19:07,333 --> 01:19:10,666
就还是要歇一下让大脑运转一下的吧

1835
01:19:10,666 --> 01:19:12,466
如果要效果好的话

1836
01:19:12,466 --> 01:19:13,266
嗯

1837
01:19:13,933 --> 01:19:15,333
听说你还没加过班

1838
01:19:15,333 --> 01:19:16,333
卧槽爹

1839
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:20,400
哈哈哈再来一个呀啊

1840
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,133
再来一个

1841
01:19:21,133 --> 01:19:23,333
一般几天见一面比较健康

1842
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:25,899
是你的牌子跟你几天见一面吗

1843
01:19:26,533 --> 01:19:27,333
啊

1844
01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:30,566
不是那如果说就是怎么说啊

1845
01:19:30,566 --> 01:19:32,699
几天见一面的情况下

1846
01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:39,533
既然已经是一二三

1847
01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:41,499
认识两三年的情况下

1848
01:19:41,533 --> 01:19:42,899
觉得几天见一面

1849
01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:45,100
才互相比较有新鲜感的话

1850
01:19:45,766 --> 01:19:47,299
好了可以了

1851
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:48,800
金宝金宝

1852
01:19:49,866 --> 01:19:50,999
现在举报了

1853
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:52,866
三个月见长啊爹

1854
01:19:52,866 --> 01:19:54,699
谢谢你用一己之力

1855
01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:58,333
给主播的直播拉长到了两个小时啊

1856
01:19:58,333 --> 01:20:01,399
获得你啊离开走哈哈哈

1857
01:20:02,733 --> 01:20:04,299
提多两个小时啊

1858
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,933
提多两个小时的话

1859
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:09,666
呃主要看你要不要再开一场吧

1860
01:20:09,666 --> 01:20:10,299
我现在的

1861
01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:12,200
话是比较希望

1862
01:20:12,500 --> 01:20:14,966
就是可以可以那什么

1863
01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:17,866
比较希望可以

1864
01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:19,700
嗯

1865
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:25,533
可以不要不要不要不要一场播太久

1866
01:20:25,533 --> 01:20:27,699
我真的怕我太作弊了

1867
01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:29,800
不会说话嗯

1868
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:35,600
嗨呀现在举报了

1869
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:39,600
店长你以后到底还是敢做啊

1870
01:20:39,800 --> 01:20:42,300
一人上线全直播间

1871
01:20:43,966 --> 01:20:45,399
造福全直播间

1872
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,600
这是一种很好很好的行为

1873
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:49,800
听说还听说呀

1874
01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:52,900
还听说呀

1875
01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:55,600
你聊天功率不减当年啊

1876
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,766
没有吧没有吧

1877
01:20:56,766 --> 01:20:58,699
我觉得我现在聊天的节奏

1878
01:20:58,700 --> 01:21:00,200
已经比之前慢很多了

1879
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:02,966
而且把好多观点输出的内容

1880
01:21:02,966 --> 01:21:06,599
都都有意识的去限制了一下啊

1881
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:07,466
想试试看

1882
01:21:07,466 --> 01:21:10,266
就正常一点的直播吗

1883
01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:12,699
就如果我以前天天瑞平的那个情况

1884
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:15,466
我现在应该已经开始跟大家聊

1885
01:21:15,533 --> 01:21:18,333
就是所谓的什么男性力量和女性力量

1886
01:21:18,333 --> 01:21:20,099
到底是一种什么样的力量

1887
01:21:20,800 --> 01:21:22,866
我最近很讨厌这个话题啊

1888
01:21:22,866 --> 01:21:24,533
呃之前大家就这样

1889
01:21:24,533 --> 01:21:26,333
其实吧应该也听我说过

1890
01:21:26,333 --> 01:21:28,399
我真的很讨厌打上性别

1891
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,466
太可限制的那种

1892
01:21:29,466 --> 01:21:31,999
所谓的激励人心的力量

1893
01:21:32,133 --> 01:21:33,699
就包括什么创业

1894
01:21:33,766 --> 01:21:35,399
创业还要单独分一个板块

1895
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,066
叫女性创业啊

1896
01:21:37,066 --> 01:21:38,699
这东西你当时举重吗

1897
01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:40,300
男性女性量级不一样

1898
01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:41,533
生理上有差别

1899
01:21:41,600 --> 01:21:44,166
男性创业和女性创业要成功

1900
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,533
凭的不都是创业者的这种基础的逻辑

1901
01:21:47,533 --> 01:21:50,666
跟那种基础共通的特质吗

1902
01:21:50,700 --> 01:21:53,266
我觉得男性力量和女性力量这种东西

1903
01:21:53,266 --> 01:21:56,266
还有包括所谓的什么女性成长

1904
01:21:56,333 --> 01:22:00,066
有哪一个非常非常通用的道理啊

1905
01:22:00,066 --> 01:22:03,899
除了说什么来姨妈啊不要喝冰水

1906
01:22:04,166 --> 01:22:05,899
除了这种道理之外

1907
01:22:06,166 --> 01:22:07,933
甚至这种道理也不是通用的

1908
01:22:07,933 --> 01:22:09,866
因为国外都是无论怎么样

1909
01:22:09,866 --> 01:22:11,499
四季都喝冰水的

1910
01:22:12,566 --> 01:22:13,933
至少我这边是

1911
01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:16,566
就没有多喝热水这个说法

1912
01:22:16,700 --> 01:22:19,100
除了来姨妈不要喝冰水之外

1913
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:21,766
有哪些力量是只有女性能用的力量

1914
01:22:21,766 --> 01:22:22,799
有哪些力量

1915
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,966
是啊这个这个脱离了女性这个里面

1916
01:22:25,966 --> 01:22:27,899
它就不是一个道理的力量的

1917
01:22:27,900 --> 01:22:28,866
我的评价是

1918
01:22:28,866 --> 01:22:32,199
想要麦克想要宣传什么观点的时候

1919
01:22:32,966 --> 01:22:35,799
你想限制你的目标市场的这种

1920
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:38,166
这种行为不要太明显吧

1921
01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:39,466
那如果有一种力量

1922
01:22:39,466 --> 01:22:41,333
只配上一个性别去拥有的话

1923
01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:43,166
那我觉得这种力量他就不是一种力量

1924
01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:44,199
啊好吧

1925
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:45,400
嗯

1926
01:22:46,100 --> 01:22:47,200
很奇怪的

1927
01:22:47,533 --> 01:22:49,533
可以点内容直接加班

1928
01:22:49,533 --> 01:22:50,899
播什么游戏啊

1929
01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:52,266
不能播黄油啊

1930
01:22:52,266 --> 01:22:54,366
你不加括号什么意思啊

1931
01:22:54,366 --> 01:22:56,199
还要吗再来点呗

1932
01:22:57,133 --> 01:22:58,533
哈哈再来一个呗

1933
01:22:58,533 --> 01:23:00,133
我感觉还能聊一会

1934
01:23:00,133 --> 01:23:01,966
好吧最开始太快了

1935
01:23:01,966 --> 01:23:02,933
突突突突突

1936
01:23:03,133 --> 01:23:05,599
这次在家的话就没借口了

1937
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:07,300
那主播帮你找借口嘛

1938
01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:08,266
主播帮你找借口

1939
01:23:08,266 --> 01:23:10,199
我想想呃

1940
01:23:11,800 --> 01:23:12,533
三个月见长

1941
01:23:12,533 --> 01:23:13,566
四个月见长

1942
01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:14,500
四个月见长

1943
01:23:14,500 --> 01:23:15,133
怎么说呢

1944
01:23:15,133 --> 01:23:16,533
一年的1/3啊

1945
01:23:16,533 --> 01:23:19,133
好吧哈哈哈

1946
01:23:19,133 --> 01:23:23,166
谢谢小彩笔的粉丝团灯牌啊好吧

1947
01:23:24,866 --> 01:23:26,199
有什么借口呢

1948
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:27,466
让我来想一想啊

1949
01:23:28,866 --> 01:23:31,733
去年我把面子观点说说当运营课看的

1950
01:23:31,733 --> 01:23:35,299
那你不给主播交点上课费啊

1951
01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:37,466
你怎么天天当白字啊

1952
01:23:37,466 --> 01:23:39,066
聆听黑夜浪潮

1953
01:23:39,500 --> 01:23:42,100
你都把主播当客厅了

1954
01:23:44,933 --> 01:23:47,166
哎呦得交点学费吧

1955
01:23:51,166 --> 01:23:53,966
上一次看美颜还有笑脸真的好久了

1956
01:23:53,966 --> 01:23:55,599
哇谢谢金宝的剑掌

1957
01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:57,166
我还没找到那个什么

1958
01:23:57,166 --> 01:24:00,566
还没找到那个那个那个那个理由啊

1959
01:24:00,566 --> 01:24:01,566
让我想想

1960
01:24:02,133 --> 01:24:04,166
一年有三个季节

1961
01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:08,100
分别是米亚米亚生命的这个这个

1962
01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:12,866
这个呃开始的季节跟休止的季节

1963
01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:16,333
以及这个呃怎么说呢

1964
01:24:16,466 --> 01:24:17,699
轮回的季节啊

1965
01:24:17,700 --> 01:24:20,066
谢谢你在米颜米亚开始的季节

1966
01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:22,700
种下了一粒见长的种子

1967
01:24:22,700 --> 01:24:24,066
希望他以后可以长成

1968
01:24:24,066 --> 01:24:25,099
参天大树

1969
01:24:25,100 --> 01:24:27,933
然后结出来很多个在你身边打他的米

1970
01:24:27,933 --> 01:24:30,966
颜米亚好恐怖哈哈哈哈哈

1971
01:24:30,966 --> 01:24:33,799
你这公开课怎么还收钱呢

1972
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:35,700
当客厅是学习内容

1973
01:24:35,700 --> 01:24:37,533
你都学习我内容了

1974
01:24:37,533 --> 01:24:39,966
你不给老师交点学费啊

1975
01:24:40,166 --> 01:24:41,066
啊对吧

1976
01:24:41,066 --> 01:24:43,499
不交学费是给主播也上一课

1977
01:24:43,566 --> 01:24:44,999
给主播也上一课教

1978
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,000
教什么教

1979
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:48,400
教你那个什么教教

1980
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,166
教会主播世间险恶

1981
01:24:50,166 --> 01:24:53,866
不是所有学你东西的人都是好人是吧

1982
01:24:53,866 --> 01:24:55,899
哈哈哈谢谢

1983
01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:57,533
聆听黑暗浪潮的闪耀

1984
01:24:57,533 --> 01:24:58,299
盲盒的疯狂

1985
01:24:58,300 --> 01:25:00,333
心动或者你爱的爱豆

1986
01:25:00,866 --> 01:25:02,499
你怎么自己落魄在了

1987
01:25:02,500 --> 01:25:04,000
我对你眼熟的很

1988
01:25:04,066 --> 01:25:05,599
你一直在我直播间里面

1989
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:08,800
然后天天几十年如一日的当你的白阵

1990
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:10,000
啊没有了

1991
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:11,366
钱包空了

1992
01:25:11,366 --> 01:25:12,766
呃够厉害了

1993
01:25:12,766 --> 01:25:15,166
谢谢珍宝的获得女儿的关注

1994
01:25:16,100 --> 01:25:17,166
感谢支持

1995
01:25:17,166 --> 01:25:17,966
嘿嘿

1996
01:25:18,700 --> 01:25:19,466
接下来接下来

1997
01:25:19,466 --> 01:25:21,966
给主播给主播加场

1998
01:25:21,966 --> 01:25:24,666
加到正常的这个情况开心

1999
01:25:26,733 --> 01:25:28,099
谢谢珍宝的

2000
01:25:28,100 --> 01:25:29,300
四个月见长

2001
01:25:36,900 --> 01:25:39,200
坏了你怎么自己路破绽的

2002
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:41,533
那你都给主播喂话了

2003
01:25:41,533 --> 01:25:43,466
主播不顺着你说说

2004
01:25:43,466 --> 01:25:44,533
那岂不是

2005
01:25:44,766 --> 01:25:45,799
岂不是什么

2006
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:46,533
岂不是

2007
01:25:46,533 --> 01:25:50,733
耽误了你的这种耽误了你的手脚吗

2008
01:25:50,733 --> 01:25:53,066
有些时候人是需要一个台阶的

2009
01:25:53,066 --> 01:25:56,666
我知道大家其实很想跟绵绵上舰长

2010
01:25:56,666 --> 01:25:59,099
也很想看绵绵这个这个

2011
01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:00,566
加班破防的样子

2012
01:26:00,566 --> 01:26:02,333
但只是需要一个契机

2013
01:26:02,933 --> 01:26:04,933
就比如说聆听黑暗浪潮

2014
01:26:04,933 --> 01:26:07,866
说啊主播主播我一直在听你上课吗

2015
01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:09,133
那我一直在听你上课

2016
01:26:09,133 --> 01:26:10,799
那我肯定要接一句的

2017
01:26:11,500 --> 01:26:12,933
就是懂你意思啊

2018
01:26:12,933 --> 01:26:14,166
心念电转之间

2019
01:26:14,166 --> 01:26:15,099
我已经get到了

2020
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:17,266
你想要给我打米的意思

2021
01:26:17,266 --> 01:26:18,933
哈哈哈

2022
01:26:20,100 --> 01:26:22,866
我已经get到了你要交学费的意思啊

2023
01:26:22,866 --> 01:26:24,366
那主播自己都不提

2024
01:26:24,566 --> 01:26:26,466
嗯你来给主播提一下

2025
01:26:26,466 --> 01:26:27,099
那谢谢你

2026
01:26:27,100 --> 01:26:28,766
你是个好人人

2027
01:26:28,766 --> 01:26:29,766
间黑暗浪潮

2028
01:26:29,766 --> 01:26:32,566
我认可了你学生的身份哈哈

2029
01:26:43,566 --> 01:26:46,399
喝水的这个表情好呆呀嗯

2030
01:26:50,366 --> 01:26:52,499
有一种你冰冷的这种

2031
01:26:52,566 --> 01:26:54,799
哈哈哈你冰冷的心

2032
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:57,333
怎么能说出这种话的感觉

2033
01:26:58,100 --> 01:26:58,866
谢谢关注

2034
01:26:58,866 --> 01:27:01,333
这个月工资和年终都还没发

2035
01:27:02,266 --> 01:27:03,666
我记得好多人跟我说

2036
01:27:03,666 --> 01:27:05,766
主播我发了年终奖

2037
01:27:05,766 --> 01:27:08,799
年终有好几个月的那种大奖

2038
01:27:08,933 --> 01:27:10,566
主播我来给你上提督

2039
01:27:10,566 --> 01:27:11,866
我来给你上总督

2040
01:27:11,866 --> 01:27:15,799
哈哈哈我记得的哎呦

2041
01:27:17,266 --> 01:27:18,299
就怎么说呢

2042
01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:21,333
祝大家的这个年终绩效评定啊

2043
01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:25,066
然后这个都高级到

2044
01:27:25,066 --> 01:27:26,333
可以可以

2045
01:27:26,866 --> 01:27:29,699
把主包的饼圆上嘿嘿

2046
01:27:32,566 --> 01:27:34,999
你打开小红薯全是原始的课

2047
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,966
耗费了你重开吧

2048
01:27:37,866 --> 01:27:38,966
重开到什么

2049
01:27:38,966 --> 01:27:41,499
你吃下转生苹果啊

2050
01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:45,533
第一回打开小红薯全是做饭视频啊

2051
01:27:45,533 --> 01:27:48,333
你重开了第二回打开小红薯

2052
01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:50,166
全是女性成长啊

2053
01:27:50,166 --> 01:27:51,099
女性力量

2054
01:27:51,100 --> 01:27:52,500
我还没说完这个话题

2055
01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:53,466
等下接着说

2056
01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:55,000
全是女性成长

2057
01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:55,966
女性力量

2058
01:27:55,966 --> 01:27:57,533
你觉得很烦人啊

2059
01:27:57,533 --> 01:27:59,366
都是清一色的复制粘贴

2060
01:27:59,366 --> 01:28:01,566
营销号教你怎么做

2061
01:28:01,566 --> 01:28:03,799
什么所谓的这个举证账号

2062
01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,366
天天偷人家文案

2063
01:28:05,366 --> 01:28:07,533
偷完了之后GP生存着

2064
01:28:07,533 --> 01:28:08,966
狗屁不通的东西

2065
01:28:09,366 --> 01:28:10,999
只要让大家都共情啊

2066
01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:13,666
自己是个女生然后就可以赚钱的

2067
01:28:13,666 --> 01:28:16,599
这种低能实在是太多了

2068
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:18,666
然后你你又你又吃转向苹果

2069
01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:19,966
你又重开了

2070
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:22,000
重开到了这个什么呢

2071
01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:25,666
重开到了美妆和这个时尚领域

2072
01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:25,899
然后

2073
01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:28,900
你对着这些时尚领域摸不着头脑啊

2074
01:28:28,900 --> 01:28:30,000
然后你去

2075
01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:34,133
尝试了18个色的眼影盘之后放弃

2076
01:28:34,133 --> 01:28:34,799
又吃了一口

2077
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:36,666
转身苹果又重开了

2078
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:37,166
这次

2079
01:28:37,166 --> 01:28:40,533
你重生到了这个小红书的留学板块啊

2080
01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:42,133
跟着各位留学博主

2081
01:28:42,133 --> 01:28:44,166
在全世界到处乱飞啊

2082
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,566
但是其实怎么说呢

2083
01:28:47,366 --> 01:28:47,999
呃听一些

2084
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:49,333
传闻中的故事啊

2085
01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:51,099
还有PDF和瓜条

2086
01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:53,000
还有一些就是哎呦

2087
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:55,333
留着4.0的都市传说啊

2088
01:28:55,333 --> 01:28:57,499
你觉得有点跟自己生活脱节

2089
01:28:57,500 --> 01:28:58,800
又重开了

2090
01:28:59,133 --> 01:29:01,399
然后你又吃了一个转生苹果

2091
01:29:01,700 --> 01:29:05,533
你发现母婴板块全都是那种看起来

2092
01:29:05,533 --> 01:29:08,066
呃长相非常非常

2093
01:29:08,066 --> 01:29:08,933
怎么说呢

2094
01:29:09,166 --> 01:29:10,099
非常艳丽

2095
01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:13,333
但是然后跟那个什么合照的

2096
01:29:13,533 --> 01:29:16,533
跟边上看起来像是家里面司机的

2097
01:29:16,533 --> 01:29:19,399
这种明显两个人外貌不太匹配的

2098
01:29:19,466 --> 01:29:20,599
这种夫妻合照

2099
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:23,266
然后他们还会配上自己的幸福哇

2100
01:29:23,366 --> 01:29:25,499
年龄相差14岁

2101
01:29:25,533 --> 01:29:28,333
终于跟老公有了自己的三胎宝宝

2102
01:29:28,466 --> 01:29:32,333
这种看起来就非常引人入胜的话题

2103
01:29:32,333 --> 01:29:33,499
啊就跟你点进去一看

2104
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:34,266
你点进去一看

2105
01:29:34,266 --> 01:29:36,099
发现他是哎

2106
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:39,066
跟老公之间的沟通总是有些不顺利

2107
01:29:39,066 --> 01:29:41,666
还好有这个q宝早教机啊

2108
01:29:41,666 --> 01:29:43,499
你发现他原来是打广告的

2109
01:29:43,500 --> 01:29:45,266
就这种感觉你知道吗

2110
01:29:45,500 --> 01:29:49,166
啊看完了之后你就会觉得呃

2111
01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:50,499
不对吧转生苹果

2112
01:29:50,500 --> 01:29:52,133
怎么没有带我去小红书

2113
01:29:52,133 --> 01:29:54,366
全是画师的板块啊啊

2114
01:29:54,366 --> 01:29:56,933
小红书真是一个天大地大

2115
01:29:56,933 --> 01:29:58,466
地大物博的地方啊

2116
01:29:58,700 --> 01:30:00,966
然后你又咬了一口转身苹果

2117
01:30:00,966 --> 01:30:02,333
你说这是最后一口了

2118
01:30:02,333 --> 01:30:04,299
求求你带我去看看画师吧

2119
01:30:04,366 --> 01:30:06,899
结果他带你到了小红书的厨房板块

2120
01:30:06,933 --> 01:30:10,733
你发现无论是鸡公煲还是黄焖鸡米饭

2121
01:30:10,900 --> 01:30:12,500
还是任何的东西啊

2122
01:30:13,533 --> 01:30:14,799
或者是烧牛肉

2123
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,000
烧猪蹄烧烤鸭

2124
01:30:17,266 --> 01:30:18,866
烧鹿尾呃

2125
01:30:18,866 --> 01:30:19,699
烧烧什么

2126
01:30:19,700 --> 01:30:21,000
那个肘化

2127
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:24,500
所有的东西全是半勺老抽

2128
01:30:24,700 --> 01:30:25,900
两勺生抽

2129
01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:27,100
一勺蚝油

2130
01:30:27,300 --> 01:30:29,933
呃这个一头蒜

2131
01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:31,966
然后再加上一点辣椒

2132
01:30:31,966 --> 01:30:34,499
所有的东西都是同样的一个菜谱啊

2133
01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:36,766
并且缺少了很多的前置步骤

2134
01:30:36,766 --> 01:30:39,099
你照着这个菜谱做出来的东西

2135
01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:41,333
又难吃呃

2136
01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:42,399
又不好看

2137
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:43,466
你最后气愤的

2138
01:30:43,466 --> 01:30:44,333
大骂骗子

2139
01:30:44,333 --> 01:30:45,599
然后被博主拉黑了

2140
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:47,200
你的转生之旅结束了

2141
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:48,400
小红书卸载

2142
01:30:48,500 --> 01:30:49,566
贴吧启动

2143
01:30:50,133 --> 01:30:52,499
兄弟们今天下载了一下小红书

2144
01:30:52,566 --> 01:30:53,499
真下头啊

2145
01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:56,300
各个分区都没有有用的东西QQ

2146
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:59,566
然后贴吧的兄弟们纷纷附和你

2147
01:30:59,566 --> 01:31:00,466
是啊小红书

2148
01:31:00,466 --> 01:31:03,533
我只会去看一些美女擦边照片啊

2149
01:31:03,533 --> 01:31:04,699
对着他们打个交线

2150
01:31:04,700 --> 01:31:06,066
打完之后我就卸载了

2151
01:31:06,900 --> 01:31:09,900
哈哈哈啊

2152
01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:11,900
没有没有啊

2153
01:31:11,900 --> 01:31:13,766
小红书有很多有用的内容啊

2154
01:31:13,766 --> 01:31:16,933
我只能说就是这一部分是有的时候

2155
01:31:17,000 --> 01:31:19,400
有的时候主播误入潮区的时候

2156
01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:20,933
会发现的东西

2157
01:31:22,566 --> 01:31:23,499
就很多时候

2158
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,700
确实是挺误入潮区的

2159
01:31:25,866 --> 01:31:27,733
还挺潮的嗯

2160
01:31:30,533 --> 01:31:32,699
只看宝宝辅食啊

2161
01:31:32,700 --> 01:31:35,366
你看宝宝辅食里面除了宝宝吃的饭

2162
01:31:35,366 --> 01:31:37,266
什么都有啊

2163
01:31:37,266 --> 01:31:38,499
忙忙慢慢加班

2164
01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:40,500
我溜了好吧好吧

2165
01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:41,766
拜拜金博

2166
01:31:41,766 --> 01:31:43,299
厚着你的关注

2167
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,366
谢谢谢谢

2168
01:31:44,866 --> 01:31:47,066
擦边是第一生产力

2169
01:31:47,166 --> 01:31:48,133
那只能说

2170
01:31:48,366 --> 01:31:51,533
擦边的生产力其实也就一般吧

2171
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:54,966
擦边的生产力也就一般吧

2172
01:31:58,266 --> 01:31:59,566
主要是好多时候

2173
01:31:59,566 --> 01:32:00,299
我都不知道

2174
01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:02,500
那个东西为什么就被叫擦边了

2175
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:05,800
你要是说就是有一些我能看出来了

2176
01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:09,266
有一些就是什么比如说卡点舞啊

2177
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:10,600
手势舞啊之类的

2178
01:32:10,600 --> 01:32:12,800
然后有人也说这个是擦边

2179
01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:16,266
其实我就没看出来哪擦了啊

2180
01:32:16,266 --> 01:32:16,533
然后

2181
01:32:16,533 --> 01:32:19,299
虽然我这番话肯定要被一些人说

2182
01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:21,000
就是有点我女我爷了

2183
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:23,466
但是我其实真没看出来哪差了

2184
01:32:23,466 --> 01:32:24,766
就正常跳舞吗

2185
01:32:25,100 --> 01:32:28,400
就他穿的正常的话好像也没有怎么擦

2186
01:32:28,566 --> 01:32:31,699
但是连博主自己都说这个是在擦哦

2187
01:32:31,700 --> 01:32:33,700
我就觉得蛮奇怪的

2188
01:32:33,700 --> 01:32:35,366
可能我对擦边的雷达

2189
01:32:35,366 --> 01:32:37,699
还是定义的比较那个吧

2190
01:32:37,700 --> 01:32:40,866
定义的比较不太不太不太明显

2191
01:32:40,866 --> 01:32:46,599
我对擦边的这种呃发泄能力有点弱

2192
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:47,400
啊

2193
01:32:50,533 --> 01:32:51,799
8U怎么你了

2194
01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,300
我也是8U啊

2195
01:32:53,966 --> 01:32:56,066
擦边泰格有流量嘛

2196
01:32:57,666 --> 01:32:59,599
擦边有钱赚吧应该

2197
01:33:00,300 --> 01:33:02,733
擦边擦边应该是有钱赚的

2198
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:04,500
就热水器

2199
01:33:04,733 --> 01:33:07,699
呃硬的软的都有钱赚吧

2200
01:33:09,266 --> 01:33:10,066
哈

2201
01:33:13,300 --> 01:33:14,466
不是正常来说

2202
01:33:14,466 --> 01:33:15,966
不是应该从经济学上

2203
01:33:15,966 --> 01:33:17,599
分析下这个问题吗

2204
01:33:17,900 --> 01:33:20,966
就当大家都都看擦边的时候

2205
01:33:20,966 --> 01:33:23,166
是不是就是说明经济

2206
01:33:23,266 --> 01:33:25,533
经济情况不太好啊什么的

2207
01:33:25,766 --> 01:33:28,466
打个擦边泰格会推送的多点吗

2208
01:33:28,466 --> 01:33:30,099
擦边是没有泰格的

2209
01:33:30,666 --> 01:33:32,766
擦边怎么会有tag这种东西啊

2210
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:35,766
哪会有人擦边的时候给自己打一个啊

2211
01:33:35,766 --> 01:33:37,166
我在擦边的tag

2212
01:33:37,166 --> 01:33:39,299
哪会有人捡那种奥数

2213
01:33:39,300 --> 01:33:40,566
博人视频的时候

2214
01:33:40,566 --> 01:33:42,599
给自己打个热水器的tag啊

2215
01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:43,933
这种东西没有tag的

2216
01:33:43,933 --> 01:33:45,799
要你大数据养号

2217
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:47,266
然后被推送的

2218
01:33:48,100 --> 01:33:48,466
就好

2219
01:33:48,466 --> 01:33:51,799
像我看一般建议的情况就是真人

2220
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:54,566
女孩子穿短裙跳舞

2221
01:33:54,566 --> 01:33:56,133
或者是穿吊带跳舞

2222
01:33:56,133 --> 01:33:59,733
这种就一般都会被定义为残边吧嗯

2223
01:34:01,166 --> 01:34:02,666
来点硬的滚

2224
01:34:02,933 --> 01:34:03,933
来点强硬的

2225
01:34:03,933 --> 01:34:04,599
韭菜盒子

2226
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:05,733
滚出我直播间

2227
01:34:05,933 --> 01:34:07,066
够强硬了吧

2228
01:34:10,366 --> 01:34:11,999
擦边擦边的泰戈

2229
01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:13,200
真的吗有吗

2230
01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:14,100
我搜一下

2231
01:34:14,100 --> 01:34:15,466
你们等一下我

2232
01:34:16,566 --> 01:34:18,133
让我来搜一下小红书

2233
01:34:18,133 --> 01:34:19,599
有没有擦边的泰戈

2234
01:34:21,966 --> 01:34:22,933
擦边

2235
01:34:32,533 --> 01:34:36,333
低俗有366.6万次浏览

2236
01:34:36,833 --> 01:34:41,399
差边语有1,609.8万次浏览

2237
01:34:42,433 --> 01:34:44,699
但是好像都是一些什么

2238
01:34:44,700 --> 01:34:47,633
男朋友爱看擦边女正常吗

2239
01:34:47,633 --> 01:34:51,866
在线等又抓到男的看擦边怎么办呀

2240
01:34:53,333 --> 01:34:59,466
呃相亲的时候发现这个对对方是瓢虫

2241
01:34:59,466 --> 01:35:02,599
然后还喜欢看擦边什么什么的

2242
01:35:02,600 --> 01:35:03,533
哈哈哈

2243
01:35:03,533 --> 01:35:06,399
好像都是这个类型的嗯

2244
01:35:08,266 --> 01:35:12,199
这狗狗显卡的10朵小花后头加一个洞

2245
01:35:14,033 --> 01:35:16,299
总之很它蛮怪的

2246
01:35:17,033 --> 01:35:19,999
我不知道看啥呀主要是我

2247
01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,900
我觉得就是怎么说呢

2248
01:35:23,533 --> 01:35:26,633
就是对于欣赏美好肉体这件事

2249
01:35:26,633 --> 01:35:29,099
我好像本身就不是很热衷啊

2250
01:35:29,100 --> 01:35:33,600
无论是看别人健身啊也好啊

2251
01:35:33,600 --> 01:35:35,466
还是说就是怎么怎么样

2252
01:35:35,466 --> 01:35:37,899
好像我确实不是很热衷啊

2253
01:35:38,300 --> 01:35:40,833
就不管男的差别还是女的差别

2254
01:35:40,833 --> 01:35:44,533
就可能女生的女生漂亮我还多看两眼

2255
01:35:44,533 --> 01:35:46,599
男的那种就是肌肉男啊

2256
01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:49,933
健身男或者是就是经典的

2257
01:35:49,933 --> 01:35:53,266
就对着镜子把那个背心撩起来

2258
01:35:53,266 --> 01:35:54,266
看腹肌啊

2259
01:35:54,266 --> 01:35:54,466
什么

2260
01:35:54,466 --> 01:35:57,499
看腹肌是我最不能理解的一种差评了

2261
01:35:58,433 --> 01:36:00,933
就包括你说女生看男生的手

2262
01:36:00,933 --> 01:36:02,733
男生看女生的脚

2263
01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:04,400
其实我都理解

2264
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:07,600
我最不理解的就是看看腹肌了

2265
01:36:07,600 --> 01:36:09,333
到底有什么好看的

2266
01:36:09,333 --> 01:36:12,333
我真的一点美感都感觉不到吧

2267
01:36:12,666 --> 01:36:13,466
啊

2268
01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:16,300
比如最经典的瑜伽裤

2269
01:36:16,300 --> 01:36:18,333
你不许你侮辱我们瑜伽裤

2270
01:36:18,533 --> 01:36:22,299
运动裤是没有没有差别属性的

2271
01:36:24,233 --> 01:36:28,033
凭什么说我们运动裤有擦边属性啊

2272
01:36:28,033 --> 01:36:28,833
哎

2273
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:34,833
那只能说是穿的穿插穿插就来

2274
01:36:34,833 --> 01:36:36,066
插的人多了

2275
01:36:36,066 --> 01:36:39,666
那还有那种穿JK制服插的呢

2276
01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:42,266
不行不行

2277
01:36:42,900 --> 01:36:45,200
宝宝辅食就算擦边tag

2278
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:48,066
你这句话要是被截到小红书里面去

2279
01:36:48,066 --> 01:36:49,933
我估计你户口本都找不着

2280
01:36:49,933 --> 01:36:51,266
都得被大家撕了

2281
01:36:51,266 --> 01:36:52,066
哎呦

2282
01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:59,600
细说美好肉体这我觉得不好看吧

2283
01:36:59,633 --> 01:37:00,133
可是男

2284
01:37:00,133 --> 01:37:02,599
的女的确实都更爱看女的一点

2285
01:37:02,600 --> 01:37:04,633
男的真没啥好看的

2286
01:37:06,266 --> 01:37:07,799
有啥好看的

2287
01:37:08,133 --> 01:37:09,266
那么离谱

2288
01:37:11,466 --> 01:37:12,133
不是关键

2289
01:37:12,133 --> 01:37:16,833
宝宝辅食里面只能说说啥的都有吧

2290
01:37:16,833 --> 01:37:19,699
就是他们觉得我聊的这个话题

2291
01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:21,600
我不想被男生看到

2292
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:24,400
他们就会打个宝宝辅食的

2293
01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:26,866
泰哥这里面啥都有

2294
01:37:26,866 --> 01:37:27,899
真的啥都有

2295
01:37:27,900 --> 01:37:30,933
你说这个大tag是是擦边tag

2296
01:37:30,933 --> 01:37:32,399
那有点那个了

2297
01:37:32,600 --> 01:37:33,800
就像什么

2298
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:37,000
就像我说抖音上面帅哥是擦边tag

2299
01:37:37,000 --> 01:37:38,300
一样啊

2300
01:37:40,333 --> 01:37:41,066
本来找不到

2301
01:37:41,066 --> 01:37:42,799
发完之后找到了

2302
01:37:42,833 --> 01:37:44,299
本来找不到户口本

2303
01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:45,833
赶快去宝宝辅食里面说

2304
01:37:45,833 --> 01:37:47,533
你们这大哥下面都是擦边

2305
01:37:47,900 --> 01:37:50,100
然后马上马上就找到了是吧

2306
01:37:50,466 --> 01:37:53,866
能凸显前凸后翘的就可以擦

2307
01:37:54,800 --> 01:37:56,066
哎呀好吧

2308
01:37:56,066 --> 01:37:58,266
那那还挺挺麻烦的

2309
01:37:58,633 --> 01:38:01,266
关键很多人他其实不想擦的

2310
01:38:01,266 --> 01:38:02,099
我感觉

2311
01:38:04,666 --> 01:38:06,533
不是有那个笑话吗

2312
01:38:06,533 --> 01:38:09,499
就是看直播的时候

2313
01:38:09,500 --> 01:38:11,400
然后看擦边直播的时候

2314
01:38:11,400 --> 01:38:14,933
然后跟那个弹幕讨论什么未积分问题

2315
01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:18,700
结果主播当场给他讲了之类的

2316
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:22,100
也挺也挺好笑的吧

2317
01:38:23,700 --> 01:38:26,633
没想到大家在做插鞭之前啊

2318
01:38:26,633 --> 01:38:29,066
都是什么五湖四海的

2319
01:38:29,066 --> 01:38:30,466
来自五湖四海的

2320
01:38:30,466 --> 01:38:32,899
这个各行各业的人

2321
01:38:32,900 --> 01:38:34,466
什么样的人都有

2322
01:38:34,466 --> 01:38:37,499
我就觉得还蛮奇葩的

2323
01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:42,233
只能说是不是确实形势不太好

2324
01:38:42,233 --> 01:38:43,866
哎呦都在干这个

2325
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:47,433
啊

2326
01:38:48,733 --> 01:38:50,333
回答微积分问题

2327
01:38:50,333 --> 01:38:51,699
主办做得到吗

2328
01:38:51,700 --> 01:38:55,333
您再往前拨两年我可能还能回答一些

2329
01:38:55,333 --> 01:38:58,199
您现在问我我真不知道了

2330
01:38:58,666 --> 01:38:59,699
我你

2331
01:38:59,700 --> 01:39:04,266
我可以在负责跟GPT打配合

2332
01:39:06,066 --> 01:39:10,033
让他在让我在前面跟你们打发时间

2333
01:39:10,033 --> 01:39:12,499
然后让GPT在后台去

2334
01:39:12,500 --> 01:39:14,133
去那什么你知道吗

2335
01:39:14,666 --> 01:39:19,999
让GPT在后台上面去那个给你解题

2336
01:39:20,100 --> 01:39:23,066
然后我再把它贴上看

2337
01:39:23,066 --> 01:39:25,133
x上的工作者分享生活也

2338
01:39:25,133 --> 01:39:27,933
是这种感觉每个人都有一些情节吧

2339
01:39:27,933 --> 01:39:29,633
就是假设说

2340
01:39:29,633 --> 01:39:32,266
跟你说你身边的哪个同事啊

2341
01:39:32,266 --> 01:39:33,433
在干擦边

2342
01:39:33,866 --> 01:39:36,199
你就会很就蛮不屑的

2343
01:39:36,200 --> 01:39:36,800
但假如说

2344
01:39:36,800 --> 01:39:39,233
你是在那个某个平台上认识的擦边

2345
01:39:39,233 --> 01:39:39,899
你发现啊

2346
01:39:39,900 --> 01:39:44,533
原来他生活中也有一份这个正常的

2347
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:46,233
社会里面的工作啊

2348
01:39:46,233 --> 01:39:48,899
而不是就是这种类型的工作

2349
01:39:48,900 --> 01:39:51,800
就是需要需要就在在在在

2350
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:53,266
不能明说的工作吧

2351
01:39:53,266 --> 01:39:55,999
就只能说你要是这么发现的话啊

2352
01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:58,466
你就会觉得哇这个人还蛮励志的

2353
01:39:58,466 --> 01:39:59,066
就算这样

2354
01:39:59,066 --> 01:39:59,866
他也没有

2355
01:39:59,933 --> 01:40:03,299
没有放弃对正常生活的这种追求啊

2356
01:40:03,300 --> 01:40:05,300
对吧他还蛮有头脑的

2357
01:40:06,200 --> 01:40:09,033
哎呀看事情的两面性啊

2358
01:40:09,033 --> 01:40:09,833
啊

2359
01:40:10,133 --> 01:40:10,999
主播主播

2360
01:40:11,000 --> 01:40:12,100
怎么了阿香

2361
01:40:15,133 --> 01:40:15,933
嗨

2362
01:40:20,266 --> 01:40:21,866
可以不要思考着

2363
01:40:21,866 --> 01:40:25,633
说出几样出现在脑海的小物件吗

2364
01:40:26,666 --> 01:40:27,999
洗发水

2365
01:40:29,933 --> 01:40:30,933
可乐瓶

2366
01:40:32,266 --> 01:40:33,133
还有

2367
01:40:34,733 --> 01:40:36,266
巧克力雪糕

2368
01:40:38,000 --> 01:40:38,800
嗯

2369
01:40:40,500 --> 01:40:41,466
公交卡

2370
01:40:43,900 --> 01:40:44,533
这是什么

2371
01:40:44,533 --> 01:40:46,633
新型的心理测试吗

2372
01:40:53,033 --> 01:40:55,799
洗发水现在家里面都用完了

2373
01:40:56,033 --> 01:40:58,533
然后我想等下买一个

2374
01:40:59,100 --> 01:41:00,833
然后那个那个

2375
01:41:01,800 --> 01:41:03,600
呃巧克力雪糕

2376
01:41:03,700 --> 01:41:07,300
是因为今天吃到了一块巧克力

2377
01:41:07,300 --> 01:41:09,066
感觉它太难吃了

2378
01:41:09,066 --> 01:41:10,999
主要就是太丝滑了

2379
01:41:11,233 --> 01:41:14,066
我讨厌丝滑的这个

2380
01:41:14,066 --> 01:41:17,233
这个巧克力我比较喜欢吃脆的

2381
01:41:17,233 --> 01:41:19,433
就是加了椰子油跟果仁的那种

2382
01:41:19,433 --> 01:41:21,933
脆脆的巧克力真的很好吃

2383
01:41:22,433 --> 01:41:23,066
可乐瓶

2384
01:41:23,066 --> 01:41:25,933
是因为我边上就摆着一个可乐瓶子

2385
01:41:26,033 --> 01:41:27,499
虽然它已经空了

2386
01:41:27,500 --> 01:41:29,100
哈哈哈

2387
01:41:30,333 --> 01:41:33,633
始终都是主播房间里不可分割的一环

2388
01:41:33,633 --> 01:41:35,899
啊随处可见的可乐瓶

2389
01:41:36,233 --> 01:41:37,033
嗯

2390
01:41:39,533 --> 01:41:42,666
公交卡的话上学要用

2391
01:41:43,466 --> 01:41:44,733
好像是这样

2392
01:41:46,533 --> 01:41:47,533
算命就是

2393
01:41:47,533 --> 01:41:52,433
你是一个生活作风不太干净

2394
01:41:52,433 --> 01:41:55,066
整洁的女大学生

2395
01:41:55,133 --> 01:41:56,466
哈哈

2396
01:41:57,733 --> 01:42:00,099
这坐公交上下学

2397
01:42:00,100 --> 01:42:01,866
你爱喝可乐对吧

2398
01:42:01,866 --> 01:42:04,466
你的这个小物件里有可乐

2399
01:42:04,466 --> 01:42:06,233
说明你爱喝可乐

2400
01:42:06,333 --> 01:42:07,133
你想到了

2401
01:42:07,133 --> 01:42:08,199
巧克力雪糕

2402
01:42:08,200 --> 01:42:11,433
说明你爱吃巧克力雪糕哈哈哈

2403
01:42:13,433 --> 01:42:15,733
可乐当然有可乐啊

2404
01:42:15,733 --> 01:42:17,299
当然有可乐吧

2405
01:42:18,266 --> 01:42:21,033
但是可乐那个糖量真吓人吧

2406
01:42:21,633 --> 01:42:23,199
但真好喝吧

2407
01:42:27,066 --> 01:42:30,266
媒介请评论这个

2408
01:42:30,266 --> 01:42:32,099
这个有什么说法吗

2409
01:42:32,666 --> 01:42:34,033
有什么说法吗

2410
01:42:37,700 --> 01:42:41,733
你想到了公交卡说明你爱吃公交车

2411
01:42:42,333 --> 01:42:44,533
那我想到了巧克力雪糕

2412
01:42:44,533 --> 01:42:47,466
是因为我爱穿巧克力雪糕吧

2413
01:42:51,133 --> 01:42:51,699
我

2414
01:42:51,700 --> 01:42:55,300
我想到了公交卡说明我爱吃公交卡

2415
01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:01,033
我想到了洗发水

2416
01:43:01,033 --> 01:43:02,999
说明我爱喝洗发水

2417
01:43:09,700 --> 01:43:12,866
发了小红薯的拐人专区好可怕

2418
01:43:12,866 --> 01:43:14,699
哪里有拐人专区啊

2419
01:43:15,466 --> 01:43:17,599
现在小红薯的拐人专区

2420
01:43:17,733 --> 01:43:20,133
大部分不都是VIP入驻吗

2421
01:43:20,666 --> 01:43:21,799
主人奖励你

2422
01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:23,900
给你最爱吃的巧克力雪糕

2423
01:43:23,900 --> 01:43:25,500
外卖真恶心

2424
01:43:27,200 --> 01:43:28,333
舔脚的鬼

2425
01:43:30,266 --> 01:43:32,866
真穿吗看主播的巧克力雪糕

2426
01:43:32,866 --> 01:43:34,633
这不是一种通感吗

2427
01:43:35,133 --> 01:43:36,833
呃然后还有什么呢

2428
01:43:37,433 --> 01:43:42,066
我还说了什么洗发水公交车可乐

2429
01:43:42,633 --> 01:43:44,199
可乐是什么呀

2430
01:43:45,300 --> 01:43:46,100
啊

2431
01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:47,433
可乐是什么

2432
01:43:50,933 --> 01:43:52,599
真有吗假有假有

2433
01:43:52,600 --> 01:43:53,700
不可能的

2434
01:43:55,000 --> 01:43:57,200
不要不要想这个事了

2435
01:43:57,900 --> 01:44:01,400
下一套衣服也不是也不是巧克力雪糕

2436
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:02,200
巧克力雪糕

2437
01:44:02,200 --> 01:44:05,900
已经永远的从主播的直播间消失了

2438
01:44:05,900 --> 01:44:07,266
可口还是白色

2439
01:44:07,266 --> 01:44:08,699
当然是可口啦

2440
01:44:08,700 --> 01:44:10,500
哈哈哈哈

2441
01:44:11,133 --> 01:44:11,933
啊

2442
01:44:12,900 --> 01:44:15,266
我知道而且我说什么主播

2443
01:44:15,266 --> 01:44:18,433
你想到可口说明你的厕所该通了

2444
01:44:18,433 --> 01:44:20,066
你该通下水道了

2445
01:44:20,133 --> 01:44:21,399
你想到了白色

2446
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:23,533
说明你是一个智趣高雅

2447
01:44:23,733 --> 01:44:28,399
然后品味上乘的这个新世纪好女孩

2448
01:44:29,833 --> 01:44:31,866
我都知道你要说什么

2449
01:44:32,233 --> 01:44:33,099
嗯我猜的

2450
01:44:33,100 --> 01:44:34,733
对吧对吧

2451
01:44:34,833 --> 01:44:35,633
嗯

2452
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:39,600
啊

2453
01:44:40,233 --> 01:44:41,499
是不是说反了

2454
01:44:41,500 --> 01:44:43,800
没有香草加橙汁

2455
01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:46,866
他都喜欢鱼腥草了

2456
01:44:46,866 --> 01:44:48,233
你就让让他吧

2457
01:44:50,233 --> 01:44:51,666
你就让让他吧

2458
01:44:51,666 --> 01:44:53,833
他都喜欢鱼腥草了

2459
01:44:54,400 --> 01:44:55,200
嗯

2460
01:44:56,333 --> 01:44:58,066
主播那边有百事吗

2461
01:44:58,066 --> 01:45:00,799
你是不是看不起我们百事公司啊

2462
01:45:01,433 --> 01:45:02,133
看不起我们

2463
01:45:02,133 --> 01:45:04,399
我们跨国大企业

2464
01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:07,400
世界500强百事百事公司是吧

2465
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:08,333
看不起他

2466
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:11,933
他给你发律师函了

2467
01:45:16,733 --> 01:45:17,533
啊

2468
01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:21,133
鱼腥草好好吃啊

2469
01:45:21,133 --> 01:45:22,533
你是我们直播间第二个

2470
01:45:22,533 --> 01:45:24,399
说自己爱吃鱼腥草的

2471
01:45:27,466 --> 01:45:31,433
你们你们名字里面带柑橘科的人

2472
01:45:31,733 --> 01:45:39,133
都饮食习惯都这么这么超凡脱俗的吗

2473
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:41,266
哈喽田姐

2474
01:45:42,666 --> 01:45:44,833
不是你们名字里面带柑橘的人

2475
01:45:45,100 --> 01:45:47,200
品味有点超凡脱俗啊

2476
01:45:47,266 --> 01:45:48,799
呃我不好说的

2477
01:45:49,466 --> 01:45:51,033
那折耳根呢

2478
01:45:52,466 --> 01:45:53,866
不是一个东西吗

2479
01:45:54,100 --> 01:45:57,000
折耳根鱼腥草是吗

2480
01:45:57,100 --> 01:45:58,833
神中神你

2481
01:45:58,833 --> 01:46:02,033
你能不能把名字改成橘子

2482
01:46:02,033 --> 01:46:03,666
鱼腥草之类的

2483
01:46:04,700 --> 01:46:08,300
吃不惯很奇怪吧

2484
01:46:08,900 --> 01:46:11,066
果然还是很奇怪吧

2485
01:46:13,433 --> 01:46:14,999
折耳根好吃

2486
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:16,466
真的吗折耳根好吃

2487
01:46:16,466 --> 01:46:17,433
那我试试看

2488
01:46:17,433 --> 01:46:18,233
买点

2489
01:46:19,333 --> 01:46:21,133
这边好像没得卖的

2490
01:46:22,900 --> 01:46:23,933
总之很

2491
01:46:23,933 --> 01:46:24,733
嗯

2492
01:46:25,933 --> 01:46:28,833
不吃折耳根的都是没有口福人

2493
01:46:28,833 --> 01:46:32,633
真的吗凉拌鱼腥草确实好吃

2494
01:46:33,666 --> 01:46:36,499
到底我是猫还是你们是猫啊

2495
01:46:36,500 --> 01:46:38,400
肥猫会不会泡泡机

2496
01:46:38,400 --> 01:46:39,733
我可以试试

2497
01:46:40,666 --> 01:46:41,499
可以试试

2498
01:46:42,666 --> 01:46:44,266
又看自己尾巴催眠了

2499
01:46:44,266 --> 01:46:45,333
你怎么知道

2500
01:46:47,633 --> 01:46:48,866
真困了吧

2501
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:50,466
搞不好等下等下

2502
01:46:50,466 --> 01:46:55,299
那个幸好秦宝这个加班就40分钟啊

2503
01:46:55,300 --> 01:46:58,333
加完这个就还有还有多久

2504
01:46:58,633 --> 01:47:00,066
还有25分钟啊

2505
01:47:00,066 --> 01:47:01,699
幸好就25分钟

2506
01:47:01,700 --> 01:47:03,933
要不然一直看这个朋友圈

2507
01:47:05,533 --> 01:47:06,599
啊

2508
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:11,133
我又在直播间睡着了怎么办

2509
01:47:12,666 --> 01:47:14,866
那边吃啥都能配折耳根

2510
01:47:14,866 --> 01:47:17,499
这么我去虚拟重庆的时候

2511
01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:19,633
完全没吃到过这个东西

2512
01:47:20,733 --> 01:47:24,466
是因为折耳根不会选择他不喜欢的人

2513
01:47:24,466 --> 01:47:26,433
和不喜欢他的人吧

2514
01:47:27,466 --> 01:47:28,299
折门

2515
01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:32,066
鱼腥草下火

2516
01:47:35,233 --> 01:47:36,866
啊我理解了

2517
01:47:36,866 --> 01:47:38,099
我知道了

2518
01:47:38,433 --> 01:47:39,666
怪不得我不爱吃

2519
01:47:39,666 --> 01:47:43,299
我感觉我喜欢的食谱就是上火大全集

2520
01:47:43,300 --> 01:47:46,600
啊如果用那个现在的理论来说

2521
01:47:46,733 --> 01:47:48,866
就是炎症大全集

2522
01:47:49,066 --> 01:47:53,533
基本上消炎的那种都是都不太爱吃

2523
01:47:56,000 --> 01:48:00,133
非常非常不健康的饮食习惯一款呀

2524
01:48:02,066 --> 01:48:03,699
那就播睡播了

2525
01:48:03,700 --> 01:48:05,433
睡播也不太好吧

2526
01:48:14,866 --> 01:48:15,666
啊

2527
01:48:18,233 --> 01:48:20,533
我怎么感觉我犯困的时候

2528
01:48:20,533 --> 01:48:22,899
表情这么生动啊

2529
01:48:24,700 --> 01:48:27,933
期待的时候感觉都是温柔的微笑

2530
01:48:27,933 --> 01:48:32,199
只有犯困的时候透露出一丝人性啊

2531
01:48:32,200 --> 01:48:33,466
为什么呢

2532
01:48:47,033 --> 01:48:49,533
太冷了一到这种冬天的时候

2533
01:48:49,533 --> 01:48:51,833
每天都维持清醒的

2534
01:48:51,833 --> 01:48:55,033
这种时间就越来越短啊

2535
01:48:56,300 --> 01:48:59,133
感觉越来越接近小动物了

2536
01:48:59,133 --> 01:49:01,033
一到冬天都犯困

2537
01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:02,800
那就睡一会吧

2538
01:49:02,800 --> 01:49:05,200
不行不行不行不行不行

2539
01:49:05,200 --> 01:49:06,600
上班上班

2540
01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:09,000
要有敬业原则的

2541
01:49:11,300 --> 01:49:13,866
不能不能睡觉

2542
01:49:18,900 --> 01:49:19,700
啊

2543
01:49:20,466 --> 01:49:21,266
啊

2544
01:49:25,233 --> 01:49:26,466
不能睡觉

2545
01:49:33,900 --> 01:49:34,933
你得睡了

2546
01:49:34,933 --> 01:49:36,033
5点半睡觉

2547
01:49:36,033 --> 01:49:36,899
8点起床

2548
01:49:36,900 --> 01:49:38,400
你8点起床干什么呀

2549
01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:40,666
不会为了看主播的什么呀

2550
01:49:40,866 --> 01:49:43,099
不会为了看主播的直播吧

2551
01:49:43,333 --> 01:49:45,333
真怕你播着播着导演然后就睡

2552
01:49:45,333 --> 01:49:46,866
其实没有吧没有吧

2553
01:49:46,866 --> 01:49:48,399
只是只是什么呢

2554
01:49:48,800 --> 01:49:51,200
只是确实会犯困了

2555
01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:53,333
但犯困不影响主播说话

2556
01:49:53,433 --> 01:49:54,866
说话也不影响主播

2557
01:49:54,866 --> 01:49:57,899
那个不影响主播流眼泪

2558
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:05,000
爹你要又在骗你谢谢苦肉卖的MC

2559
01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:07,933
然后等你一万多主播

2560
01:50:07,933 --> 01:50:10,433
这种时候该健身还了

2561
01:50:13,000 --> 01:50:14,133
健身还魂

2562
01:50:14,133 --> 01:50:17,999
难道不是应该放在主播这边的晚上吗

2563
01:50:18,000 --> 01:50:19,800
啊就健完了之后

2564
01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:21,133
呃健完了之后

2565
01:50:21,133 --> 01:50:25,433
晚上直接在边上的那个瑜伽垫啊

2566
01:50:25,433 --> 01:50:26,733
倒头就睡

2567
01:50:26,900 --> 01:50:28,400
哈哈

2568
01:50:29,633 --> 01:50:32,833
今天在边上的瑜伽垫狂睡啊

2569
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:35,300
就房间都不用回了

2570
01:50:35,300 --> 01:50:36,400
四仰八叉的

2571
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:39,633
第二天室友看到我这样这样睡觉

2572
01:50:39,633 --> 01:50:40,699
以为我死了呢

2573
01:50:40,700 --> 01:50:43,866
赶紧探一下我的鼻息啊

2574
01:50:44,800 --> 01:50:47,500
谢谢四队芬芳的灯牌

2575
01:50:47,500 --> 01:50:48,400
感谢支持

2576
01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:50,200
一身汗你睡得着吗

2577
01:50:50,266 --> 01:50:51,333
倒有事吧

2578
01:50:53,333 --> 01:50:54,833
冬天这么冷

2579
01:50:56,433 --> 01:50:57,233
啊

2580
01:50:58,266 --> 01:51:00,599
应该也不会很夸张吧

2581
01:51:00,600 --> 01:51:01,633
我感觉

2582
01:51:03,633 --> 01:51:04,433
唉

2583
01:51:04,500 --> 01:51:08,133
感觉我的心理状态已经越来越强大了

2584
01:51:08,733 --> 01:51:11,333
已经可以从容的把所

2585
01:51:11,333 --> 01:51:14,066
有的主人都换成主播啊

2586
01:51:14,100 --> 01:51:18,800
有一种选字替换的美感在身上啊

2587
01:51:19,733 --> 01:51:22,633
这种时候健身环基本上就不用

2588
01:51:22,633 --> 01:51:25,133
不用想着还能清醒了

2589
01:51:25,133 --> 01:51:28,733
估计那个教程打开还没打完睡着了

2590
01:51:29,866 --> 01:51:30,999
太困了

2591
01:51:31,833 --> 01:51:35,733
主播已经特别的这个这个顺从了

2592
01:51:39,433 --> 01:51:41,799
哎我的膨胀是哎

2593
01:51:42,266 --> 01:51:44,433
猜猜哪个是我的姐姐

2594
01:51:46,033 --> 01:51:48,599
哎姐姐哇嗨

2595
01:51:53,000 --> 01:51:55,866
唉主播胆小怕事

2596
01:51:55,866 --> 01:51:57,599
永远只有线下连中

2597
01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:59,033
国内跟姐姐连中

2598
01:51:59,033 --> 01:52:00,733
国外跟室友连中

2599
01:52:01,433 --> 01:52:03,433
怎么就没有拐人朋友呢

2600
01:52:03,533 --> 01:52:05,833
上班天天辛苦了

2601
01:52:07,533 --> 01:52:08,333
嘿嘿

2602
01:52:13,866 --> 01:52:15,533
都是你室友是吧

2603
01:52:15,633 --> 01:52:16,533
不不是的

2604
01:52:16,533 --> 01:52:17,999
这个是我姐姐

2605
01:52:21,700 --> 01:52:25,266
直播间早期女性观众啊

2606
01:52:25,266 --> 01:52:28,433
早期一般通过女性点动字

2607
01:52:32,466 --> 01:52:34,066
很早很早期的

2608
01:52:41,933 --> 01:52:42,333
不行不行

2609
01:52:42,333 --> 01:52:44,333
下次搞这种晚播

2610
01:52:44,333 --> 01:52:47,033
然后还加个小班的时候

2611
01:52:47,433 --> 01:52:51,099
主播应该在旁边放一罐没喝过的可乐

2612
01:52:51,100 --> 01:52:56,200
不能放两个可乐瓶子在这边当摆设

2613
01:52:56,200 --> 01:52:57,500
应该现场开一罐

2614
01:52:57,500 --> 01:52:59,200
马上就清醒了

2615
01:53:01,233 --> 01:53:03,033
哥哥叫大舅子

2616
01:53:03,033 --> 01:53:04,333
姐姐应该叫什么

2617
01:53:04,333 --> 01:53:05,399
叫欧尼酱

2618
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:07,933
哥哥手

2619
01:53:07,933 --> 01:53:09,066
我跟你讲啊

2620
01:53:09,133 --> 01:53:10,199
不是大舅舅

2621
01:53:10,233 --> 01:53:11,466
你叫错了

2622
01:53:12,633 --> 01:53:14,066
主播是大通铺的

2623
01:53:14,066 --> 01:53:14,933
100来个手

2624
01:53:14,933 --> 01:53:17,033
不要把我说的好像虚拟主播

2625
01:53:17,033 --> 01:53:19,099
血汗工厂一样好吗

2626
01:53:19,266 --> 01:53:20,866
听起来好吓人啊

2627
01:53:21,500 --> 01:53:23,266
像这种大学生兼职

2628
01:53:23,266 --> 01:53:25,699
然后发现一个10平方米的房子

2629
01:53:25,700 --> 01:53:27,700
里面睡了16个人一样

2630
01:53:28,500 --> 01:53:29,500
不过也还好吧

2631
01:53:29,500 --> 01:53:31,000
就主播兼职这种东西

2632
01:53:31,000 --> 01:53:31,866
无论怎么样

2633
01:53:31,866 --> 01:53:34,633
也不可能每个人人均面积那么小

2634
01:53:34,633 --> 01:53:36,433
因为大家要说话的

2635
01:53:36,933 --> 01:53:39,433
但什么时候发明这种低价隔音舱

2636
01:53:39,433 --> 01:53:40,666
就真不好说了

2637
01:53:40,666 --> 01:53:43,433
给你弄一个2平方米的隔音舱

2638
01:53:43,466 --> 01:53:45,866
让你在里面吃饭睡觉

2639
01:53:45,866 --> 01:53:49,599
然后20个20个人公用的那种洗手间啊

2640
01:53:50,266 --> 01:53:53,633
呃每天排着队限时15分钟洗澡

2641
01:53:53,633 --> 01:53:55,499
洗完了之后大家按部就

2642
01:53:55,500 --> 01:53:57,800
班的在这个房间里面播

2643
01:53:57,800 --> 01:53:59,300
上午播一个账号

2644
01:53:59,300 --> 01:54:00,433
中午播一个账号

2645
01:54:00,433 --> 01:54:01,899
下午播一个账号

2646
01:54:02,066 --> 01:54:03,333
偶一人成军

2647
01:54:03,333 --> 01:54:04,499
举证账号

2648
01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:08,033
上午用那个a加入公共p啊

2649
01:54:08,033 --> 01:54:09,866
下午用b加入公共p

2650
01:54:10,000 --> 01:54:10,400
哇

2651
01:54:10,400 --> 01:54:14,066
简直就是什么新时代的赛博电子工厂

2652
01:54:14,066 --> 01:54:15,933
哈哈哈好可怕

2653
01:54:16,400 --> 01:54:19,233
那把唱歌的和搞奥数的放隔壁啊

2654
01:54:19,233 --> 01:54:21,666
对这个杂谈的跟唱歌的

2655
01:54:21,666 --> 01:54:24,699
中间放一个搞奥数模刃的

2656
01:54:25,233 --> 01:54:27,399
但是奥数应该是错峰上班吧

2657
01:54:27,400 --> 01:54:29,633
因为奥数应该晚上上班啊

2658
01:54:30,133 --> 01:54:31,699
晚上又我的皮

2659
01:54:31,833 --> 01:54:33,999
那我都已经血汗工厂了

2660
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:34,900
你就让让我呗

2661
01:54:34,900 --> 01:54:36,700
我怎么还有自己的皮啊

2662
01:54:37,233 --> 01:54:38,133
血汗工厂的话

2663
01:54:38,133 --> 01:54:41,066
不应该是就是有自己皮的关注啊

2664
01:54:41,066 --> 01:54:41,999
应该是什么

2665
01:54:42,100 --> 01:54:43,666
从底下筛选的时候

2666
01:54:43,666 --> 01:54:45,599
就像那种无限流游戏一样

2667
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:47,933
谁能在这种情况下播出那种

2668
01:54:49,533 --> 01:54:50,799
自己的风格啊

2669
01:54:50,800 --> 01:54:52,233
播出自己的老头

2670
01:54:52,233 --> 01:54:54,633
播出自己的同级之后

2671
01:54:54,633 --> 01:54:58,999
才能有权利去得到一个自己的皮套

2672
01:54:59,000 --> 01:55:02,533
然后正式的作为一个虚拟主播出道啊

2673
01:55:02,533 --> 01:55:03,866
如果你播不出来的话

2674
01:55:03,866 --> 01:55:07,333
一辈子只能在这边上中下三班

2675
01:55:07,333 --> 01:55:09,699
打螺丝一样的去直播啊

2676
01:55:09,700 --> 01:55:10,733
公式直播

2677
01:55:10,733 --> 01:55:12,099
公公又试试

2678
01:55:12,133 --> 01:55:13,066
哈哈

2679
01:55:13,533 --> 01:55:16,266
卷出来的可以就是刺皮啊

2680
01:55:16,266 --> 01:55:18,399
然后但是这个时候呢

2681
01:55:18,400 --> 01:55:21,100
就是你可以得到你的流水的什么呢

2682
01:55:21,266 --> 01:55:25,666
呃底薪2,000块加上流水的10%啊

2683
01:55:25,666 --> 01:55:28,599
然后因为你还要免费给他打工

2684
01:55:28,600 --> 01:55:31,000
你懂吧成业绩最好的是吧

2685
01:55:31,000 --> 01:55:33,333
业绩最好的可以用3D葡萄

2686
01:55:33,333 --> 01:55:34,399
很厉害吧

2687
01:55:34,533 --> 01:55:36,033
什么蓝色监狱

2688
01:55:36,033 --> 01:55:36,899
蓝锁是吧

2689
01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:38,133
哈哈哈哈

2690
01:55:39,633 --> 01:55:43,499
干脆不要人类AI主播加AI空间动态

2691
01:55:43,500 --> 01:55:44,300
那如果

2692
01:55:44,333 --> 01:55:46,933
如果你要说AI主播加AI空间动态

2693
01:55:46,933 --> 01:55:48,066
那也很简单啊

2694
01:55:48,066 --> 01:55:49,866
我派一批AI观众来看你

2695
01:55:49,866 --> 01:55:50,699
不就好了

2696
01:55:50,900 --> 01:55:53,233
AI最大的问题就是没有钱

2697
01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:57,466
他们没有办法选择自己想看的主播

2698
01:55:57,466 --> 01:55:59,899
他们没有购买能力和消费能力啊

2699
01:55:59,900 --> 01:56:00,700
要不然的话

2700
01:56:00,833 --> 01:56:02,433
让AI自己玩去呗

2701
01:56:02,666 --> 01:56:03,899
对吧AI皮套

2702
01:56:03,900 --> 01:56:07,233
AI建模然后AI文本AI语音

2703
01:56:07,233 --> 01:56:09,799
再加上AI观众在下面发AI弹幕

2704
01:56:09,800 --> 01:56:10,066
哇

2705
01:56:10,066 --> 01:56:13,133
简直就我们独属于我们AI的生态圈啊

2706
01:56:13,133 --> 01:56:14,533
你们有没有这样的

2707
01:56:14,533 --> 01:56:17,099
这个主播生态圈啊

2708
01:56:17,433 --> 01:56:20,633
但是他们没有人能从里面获得快乐啊

2709
01:56:22,400 --> 01:56:24,300
扮演主播的AI在上班

2710
01:56:24,300 --> 01:56:26,133
扮演关注的AI也在上班

2711
01:56:26,133 --> 01:56:28,466
这不就脱离了主播行业的本质吗

2712
01:56:28,466 --> 01:56:31,633
起码有一个人应该开心啊哈哈

2713
01:56:32,933 --> 01:56:34,399
结果谁都不开心

2714
01:56:34,400 --> 01:56:36,500
正在玩办家家酒呢

2715
01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:38,033
赛博盆栽

2716
01:56:38,033 --> 01:56:39,933
哈哈

2717
01:56:39,933 --> 01:56:41,533
这是玩些什么东西

2718
01:56:52,633 --> 01:56:55,866
芥末哪有芥末啊

2719
01:56:57,300 --> 01:57:00,033
建文那个嗓子有点掐不出来

2720
01:57:00,033 --> 01:57:02,599
我就刚直播的时候好像掐过

2721
01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:04,433
后面发现太伤嗓子了

2722
01:57:04,433 --> 01:57:05,799
就那么掐两声

2723
01:57:06,066 --> 01:57:06,866
哎呦

2724
01:57:07,833 --> 01:57:11,099
到后面他就掉的太严重了

2725
01:57:12,633 --> 01:57:15,633
基本上掐完下播就说不出来话了

2726
01:57:17,633 --> 01:57:18,433
哎呀

2727
01:57:23,433 --> 01:57:24,899
不过说实话

2728
01:57:25,033 --> 01:57:27,399
就公式直播这个东西吧

2729
01:57:30,600 --> 01:57:33,600
其实也是一种旱涝保收的手段吧

2730
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:37,533
只能说可能没有什么太大的出圈

2731
01:57:37,533 --> 01:57:42,033
或者说太大的作为一个人物的知名度

2732
01:57:42,033 --> 01:57:45,099
但是公司直播这个东西嗯

2733
01:57:45,100 --> 01:57:46,266
小有小的播法

2734
01:57:46,266 --> 01:57:47,833
大有大的播法嘛

2735
01:57:49,033 --> 01:57:50,866
主播你能替我上班吗

2736
01:57:50,866 --> 01:57:52,299
这样我就高兴了

2737
01:57:52,300 --> 01:57:54,000
美的你你上班的时候

2738
01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:57,700
边上有个赛博盆栽在这边天天说话

2739
01:57:57,700 --> 01:57:59,033
已经够幸福的了

2740
01:57:59,033 --> 01:58:02,266
我上班的时候边上都没有人在说话的

2741
01:58:04,866 --> 01:58:07,033
算了有的话有点惊悚了

2742
01:58:07,033 --> 01:58:08,333
还是不要有

2743
01:58:09,666 --> 01:58:11,699
听起来就像我加班没钱

2744
01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:12,866
领导扣钱

2745
01:58:12,866 --> 01:58:14,499
没人在幸福

2746
01:58:16,466 --> 01:58:18,799
不过加班没钱这个东西

2747
01:58:19,133 --> 01:58:21,133
确实还挺那个的吧

2748
01:58:24,700 --> 01:58:26,600
没钱还加班的话

2749
01:58:30,866 --> 01:58:31,666
嗯

2750
01:58:31,933 --> 01:58:34,599
反正我可能就会不太想干

2751
01:58:34,633 --> 01:58:36,466
就会不太愿意干活

2752
01:58:37,400 --> 01:58:38,933
你拉你室友过来

2753
01:58:38,933 --> 01:58:42,299
室友不是我跟观众play的一环吧

2754
01:58:43,700 --> 01:58:46,400
室友不应该是我跟观众play的一环啊

2755
01:58:46,400 --> 01:58:48,900
要尊重室友的主体性

2756
01:58:48,900 --> 01:58:50,733
尊重室友本人的意愿

2757
01:58:50,733 --> 01:58:53,199
在他本人愿意的情况下

2758
01:58:53,200 --> 01:58:56,133
采用百分百无公害无添加

2759
01:58:56,433 --> 01:58:59,299
纯纯天然的这种设置

2760
01:58:59,300 --> 01:59:00,100
好吧

2761
01:59:00,533 --> 01:59:02,533
主播可以打开比利比利直播

2762
01:59:02,533 --> 01:59:05,699
搜索22894962并把声音外放

2763
01:59:05,700 --> 01:59:08,533
有点像那个小丑去看心理医生啊

2764
01:59:08,900 --> 01:59:11,700
然后心理医生说你的精神压力很大

2765
01:59:11,700 --> 01:59:14,333
是吗建议你娱乐的放松的时间啊

2766
01:59:14,466 --> 01:59:15,866
可以去看看小丑

2767
01:59:16,033 --> 01:59:19,499
然后小丑说今天是我下班的日子

2768
01:59:19,533 --> 01:59:20,533
我就是小丑

2769
01:59:20,533 --> 01:59:21,866
我来看心理医生

2770
01:59:21,866 --> 01:59:22,933
哈哈哈

2771
01:59:24,600 --> 01:59:28,233
你怎么能用我发明的咒语来对付我

2772
01:59:28,233 --> 01:59:29,033
波特

2773
01:59:31,633 --> 01:59:32,399
什么

2774
01:59:32,400 --> 01:59:36,133
观众不应该是你跟室友不在人一环吗

2775
01:59:36,600 --> 01:59:38,900
你们就喜欢干这个是吧

2776
01:59:39,000 --> 01:59:41,300
就喜欢烤烤苹果派的

2777
01:59:42,300 --> 01:59:44,833
就喜欢当一些别人生命里面

2778
01:59:44,833 --> 01:59:47,233
不重要的背景板角色

2779
01:59:47,633 --> 01:59:51,999
喜欢享受这种强势围观的快感

2780
01:59:55,266 --> 01:59:56,733
我不想这样

2781
01:59:56,833 --> 01:59:58,533
这样很不尊重人

2782
01:59:58,533 --> 01:59:59,333
哎

2783
01:59:59,800 --> 02:00:00,933
但是好像大家

2784
02:00:00,933 --> 02:00:03,299
大家不觉得这样不尊重人

2785
02:00:03,300 --> 02:00:06,200
大家觉得就是就是

2786
02:00:06,333 --> 02:00:08,799
让你们成为我跟室友play的一环

2787
02:00:08,800 --> 02:00:10,000
才是尊重你们

2788
02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:12,800
尊重你们百合豚的喜好是吧

2789
02:00:13,400 --> 02:00:14,200
啊

2790
02:00:14,466 --> 02:00:15,399
百合豚

2791
02:00:15,633 --> 02:00:18,399
我宣布百合豚应该为此事负责

2792
02:00:18,400 --> 02:00:20,466
谁有意见谁反对我

2793
02:00:46,733 --> 02:00:47,899
出门买菜

2794
02:00:49,300 --> 02:00:53,000
太冷了我今天上午直播的时候

2795
02:00:53,466 --> 02:00:55,299
都一直在流鼻涕

2796
02:00:56,866 --> 02:00:58,133
太太冷了

2797
02:01:01,900 --> 02:01:04,233
我睡觉还被冻醒了

2798
02:01:04,466 --> 02:01:08,699
好冷啊我该开开一下暖气

2799
02:01:10,100 --> 02:01:11,433
试一下真的感冒

2800
02:01:11,433 --> 02:01:12,233
我不知道

2801
02:01:12,233 --> 02:01:15,099
呀我觉得好像不太冷啊

2802
02:01:15,100 --> 02:01:19,633
就是怎么说呢我我体感温度不低

2803
02:01:20,600 --> 02:01:26,033
但是我我一直流鼻涕这件事情

2804
02:01:26,033 --> 02:01:29,266
他就很那个就很奇怪

2805
02:01:30,866 --> 02:01:33,699
为什么嘞不是的

2806
02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:35,200
嗯

2807
02:01:40,733 --> 02:01:42,733
你要发功了吗

2808
02:01:43,233 --> 02:01:44,599
哦生病了

2809
02:01:44,600 --> 02:01:45,866
什么叫发功了

2810
02:01:45,866 --> 02:01:46,866
这叫生病了

2811
02:01:46,866 --> 02:01:48,499
好吧哈哈哈

2812
02:01:48,800 --> 02:01:51,200
啊这应该也不是生病吧

2813
02:01:52,433 --> 02:01:54,833
就可能还是比较冷

2814
02:01:55,300 --> 02:01:58,233
就是我每次流鼻涕的时候我都害怕

2815
02:01:58,233 --> 02:02:00,866
就是你们有没有听说过一个说法

2816
02:02:01,066 --> 02:02:02,699
那个脑脊髓液

2817
02:02:02,866 --> 02:02:06,699
就是透明的没有气泡的鼻涕

2818
02:02:06,800 --> 02:02:09,100
就一个人发现自己老流鼻涕

2819
02:02:09,100 --> 02:02:11,300
后面发现是脑子漏了

2820
02:02:11,300 --> 02:02:15,200
脑子里边的那个脑脊髓液在往外面漏

2821
02:02:15,300 --> 02:02:16,100
啊

2822
02:02:17,733 --> 02:02:20,699
每次搞这种流鼻涕的事的时候

2823
02:02:20,700 --> 02:02:24,000
然后我就得看看他有没有颜色

2824
02:02:24,000 --> 02:02:27,666
他要是纯透明的那种很稀的水

2825
02:02:27,933 --> 02:02:29,233
我就会害怕

2826
02:02:29,433 --> 02:02:30,633
哈哈

2827
02:02:30,633 --> 02:02:32,033
我真的会害怕

2828
02:02:32,033 --> 02:02:35,533
这件事情他给我留下了好深的印象啊

2829
02:02:36,666 --> 02:02:37,466
嗯

2830
02:02:38,000 --> 02:02:39,033
中午好

2831
02:02:40,300 --> 02:02:42,066
那也太寒人了

2832
02:02:42,266 --> 02:02:45,066
对啊就是很难很难分开

2833
02:02:45,066 --> 02:02:45,533
你知道吧

2834
02:02:45,533 --> 02:02:48,399
那坏了脑脊髓炎天天流

2835
02:02:49,833 --> 02:02:51,233
就会有这种情况

2836
02:02:51,233 --> 02:02:54,466
比如说你你仰着头啊

2837
02:02:54,466 --> 02:02:56,499
然后他还会留下来之类的

2838
02:02:56,500 --> 02:02:58,933
我不知道这是不是伪科学啊

2839
02:03:00,133 --> 02:03:02,399
你别说这么寒人的话好吗

2840
02:03:02,433 --> 02:03:04,466
那我是想求证一下

2841
02:03:04,466 --> 02:03:04,899
各位

2842
02:03:04,900 --> 02:03:09,100
在人类世界学习这个理工科的大家

2843
02:03:09,133 --> 02:03:11,699
你们怎么也不知道这件事呀

2844
02:03:12,233 --> 02:03:16,033
主播是学这个魔法系文科的

2845
02:03:16,033 --> 02:03:18,266
那对于这种事情不太了解

2846
02:03:18,466 --> 02:03:22,599
会相信一些这个大妈大爷也会相信的

2847
02:03:22,600 --> 02:03:25,633
这个朋友圈谣言是很正常的

2848
02:03:25,633 --> 02:03:27,599
那我得问问大家呀

2849
02:03:28,800 --> 02:03:29,600
是吧

2850
02:03:29,666 --> 02:03:33,633
怪不得我鼻炎每次打喷嚏都脑浆摇匀

2851
02:03:33,633 --> 02:03:37,666
嗯那可能真的脑子里面有点水吧

2852
02:03:37,900 --> 02:03:39,800
你没留过脑脊髓液

2853
02:03:39,800 --> 02:03:41,266
不太清楚啊

2854
02:03:41,733 --> 02:03:43,866
你为什么用这个号说话

2855
02:03:47,466 --> 02:03:48,899
你得问学医的

2856
02:03:49,000 --> 02:03:50,066
用火烤一下

2857
02:03:50,066 --> 02:03:52,333
烤干把鼻子堵住

2858
02:03:52,933 --> 02:03:54,399
好恶心啊

2859
02:03:55,200 --> 02:03:57,066
那多少鼻炎都要噶了

2860
02:03:57,066 --> 02:03:59,466
不是他们说这个是有差别的

2861
02:03:59,466 --> 02:04:02,699
就是那个脊髓液跟那个鼻炎

2862
02:04:02,700 --> 02:04:04,933
他会有一点点的差别

2863
02:04:05,033 --> 02:04:07,533
但是反正就是我又分不出来

2864
02:04:07,533 --> 02:04:09,999
因为我觉得我可能没流过吧

2865
02:04:10,066 --> 02:04:13,999
我就感觉每次每次流这种透明的鼻涕

2866
02:04:14,000 --> 02:04:16,133
不知道为什么就开始流鼻涕的时候

2867
02:04:16,133 --> 02:04:16,833
我就害怕

2868
02:04:16,833 --> 02:04:17,999
哈哈哈

2869
02:04:18,000 --> 02:04:19,066
每次都害怕

2870
02:04:19,066 --> 02:04:19,866
哎呀

2871
02:04:22,900 --> 02:04:25,466
有可能是确实不太聪明捏

2872
02:04:26,200 --> 02:04:27,000
嗯

2873
02:04:35,433 --> 02:04:36,899
可以准备准备

2874
02:04:36,900 --> 02:04:39,033
今天要下班了

2875
02:04:39,600 --> 02:04:41,466
谁同意谁反对

2876
02:04:45,633 --> 02:04:46,133
算了

2877
02:04:46,133 --> 02:04:47,599
反正也没有用

2878
02:04:48,900 --> 02:04:50,633
放一首好听非你不爱

2879
02:04:50,633 --> 02:04:52,066
然后戒烟吧

2880
02:04:54,300 --> 02:04:57,333
类似的症状可能是很多不同的病因

2881
02:04:57,333 --> 02:04:58,633
那就好那就好

2882
02:04:58,633 --> 02:05:00,466
只要不是让我知道

2883
02:05:01,433 --> 02:05:05,133
脑子里面的水都流空了

2884
02:05:05,833 --> 02:05:08,933
只要不是脑子里面水都流空了就好

2885
02:05:09,233 --> 02:05:10,333
哎呦刚醒

2886
02:05:10,333 --> 02:05:12,033
看了一眼就下班哦

2887
02:05:12,033 --> 02:05:15,233
你看你看看我们直播间右上角哦

2888
02:05:15,466 --> 02:05:19,199
看到没这里这里哇嘿

2889
02:05:20,533 --> 02:05:21,399
哈哈

2890
02:05:22,100 --> 02:05:22,900
这里

2891
02:05:32,100 --> 02:05:34,833
医学就是要学各种病症

2892
02:05:34,833 --> 02:05:35,633
嗯

2893
02:05:35,633 --> 02:05:38,799
我知道这个还是知道的吧右上角

2894
02:05:39,066 --> 02:05:40,866
嘿嘿嘿嘿

2895
02:05:42,233 --> 02:05:43,933
嘿嘿嘿

2896
02:05:44,433 --> 02:05:46,233
怎么才10分钟哦

2897
02:05:50,733 --> 02:05:51,233
啊

2898
02:05:51,233 --> 02:05:52,466
在这里啦

2899
02:05:53,000 --> 02:05:54,200
在这里啦

2900
02:05:54,800 --> 02:05:55,900
的一双眼睛

2901
02:05:56,033 --> 02:05:58,233
看着心灵最角落

2902
02:05:59,133 --> 02:05:59,599
知道

2903
02:05:59,600 --> 02:06:00,400
就是你

2904
02:06:00,400 --> 02:06:03,400
就是我味道最好

2905
02:06:04,200 --> 02:06:07,700
我要一步一步简简单单跟你走

2906
02:06:07,700 --> 02:06:11,133
再也不必孤单寂寞不必追着风

2907
02:06:11,133 --> 02:06:14,599
我要一点一点安安静静陪你过

2908
02:06:14,666 --> 02:06:18,133
直到变成一首老歌变成了传说

2909
02:06:18,133 --> 02:06:24,999
非你不爱这颗心注定只有你能填空

2910
02:06:26,200 --> 02:06:28,000
我终于把这首歌学会了

2911
02:06:28,000 --> 02:06:29,266
文雨天点的那个

2912
02:06:29,266 --> 02:06:31,866
那个非你不爱的那个语音调翻

2913
02:06:32,833 --> 02:06:33,433
这几个字

2914
02:06:33,433 --> 02:06:34,899
好复杂我不认识

2915
02:06:35,000 --> 02:06:37,033
今日早加班十分钟啊

2916
02:06:37,033 --> 02:06:38,999
风决定蒲公英方向

2917
02:06:40,600 --> 02:06:42,066
看了主播这么久了

2918
02:06:42,066 --> 02:06:45,399
没有想要被主播叫一句爹的渴望吗

2919
02:06:45,600 --> 02:06:48,533
这种发自于这个内心原始的渴望

2920
02:06:48,533 --> 02:06:50,933
都没有没有没有打动你吗

2921
02:06:51,033 --> 02:06:52,233
哈哈

2922
02:06:53,533 --> 02:06:54,333
呀

2923
02:06:57,233 --> 02:06:59,066
能识别常见病的时候

2924
02:06:59,066 --> 02:07:00,866
才能意识到其他重症

2925
02:07:00,866 --> 02:07:01,999
那当然是啊

2926
02:07:02,033 --> 02:07:03,666
应该一般不会

2927
02:07:03,666 --> 02:07:06,933
像那个讨论一个病症的时候

2928
02:07:06,933 --> 02:07:09,399
他就只有一种症状

2929
02:07:10,433 --> 02:07:12,599
人的身体是很复杂的

2930
02:07:12,600 --> 02:07:14,500
所以学医好辛苦啊

2931
02:07:16,933 --> 02:07:19,433
没有人课本生病对吗

2932
02:07:20,066 --> 02:07:22,199
叶子像小狗狗哈哈哈

2933
02:07:22,433 --> 02:07:23,899
这里这里这里

2934
02:07:25,100 --> 02:07:27,300
哈哈哈

2935
02:07:28,800 --> 02:07:30,033
什么怪癖

2936
02:07:30,100 --> 02:07:31,400
不愧是哔哔哔

2937
02:07:31,400 --> 02:07:35,433
加班时间都比以前少一半

2938
02:07:35,466 --> 02:07:36,899
真多假多

2939
02:07:37,666 --> 02:07:38,799
没少吧

2940
02:07:39,100 --> 02:07:43,100
我爱你然后感觉到你也爱上我

2941
02:07:43,266 --> 02:07:44,666
都表的特殊表情

2942
02:07:44,666 --> 02:07:45,499
为什么呀

2943
02:07:45,500 --> 02:07:46,633
有一些他们

2944
02:07:46,633 --> 02:07:47,633
谢谢霍霍

2945
02:07:47,633 --> 02:07:49,099
啥也不是的店长

2946
02:07:49,866 --> 02:07:52,066
不对你不能说自己啥也不是

2947
02:07:52,066 --> 02:07:53,399
这一刻你是我爹

2948
02:07:53,400 --> 02:07:55,266
你是2894962的爹

2949
02:07:55,800 --> 02:07:58,000
谢谢霍霍啥也不是的店长

2950
02:07:58,000 --> 02:07:58,533
你也霍霍

2951
02:07:58,533 --> 02:07:59,633
你没关注

2952
02:08:00,466 --> 02:08:01,466
是我操爹

2953
02:08:01,466 --> 02:08:02,433
加好

2954
02:08:03,133 --> 02:08:06,866
太帅了一个字啊一个字加哈哈

2955
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:09,500
哈哎呦

2956
02:08:09,500 --> 02:08:11,533
好霸气我那个什么我

2957
02:08:11,533 --> 02:08:15,799
我以前就觉得一个字能定人生死

2958
02:08:15,800 --> 02:08:16,600
这种角色

2959
02:08:16,600 --> 02:08:18,433
我就应该成为这样的角色

2960
02:08:18,433 --> 02:08:20,399
在月黑风高的时候啊

2961
02:08:20,400 --> 02:08:23,600
带上一个宽大的兜帽跟我的口罩

2962
02:08:23,866 --> 02:08:26,799
然后右手揣在我的这个衣服兜里面

2963
02:08:26,800 --> 02:08:28,933
里面把玩这一个小刀

2964
02:08:29,000 --> 02:08:31,700
或者是一个什么什么纸虎啊

2965
02:08:31,700 --> 02:08:32,833
之类的东西

2966
02:08:33,433 --> 02:08:36,899
呃必须得是那种

2967
02:08:38,300 --> 02:08:40,900
过膝的长黑丝加靴子

2968
02:08:40,900 --> 02:08:43,066
我知道可能又名字方舟铭

2969
02:08:43,066 --> 02:08:46,033
要说这这搭配一看就脚臭啊

2970
02:08:46,033 --> 02:08:47,899
但是看起来很很利索

2971
02:08:47,900 --> 02:08:50,433
哎再加上那种短裤啊

2972
02:08:50,433 --> 02:08:52,599
然后还有一个小背心之类的

2973
02:08:52,600 --> 02:08:53,800
哇太酷了

2974
02:08:53,800 --> 02:08:55,600
我把这个口罩往下一拉

2975
02:08:56,500 --> 02:08:59,600
加哈哈哈哈

2976
02:08:59,600 --> 02:09:01,900
啊好帅吧

2977
02:09:02,400 --> 02:09:05,133
加复活了给个团不过分好帅

2978
02:09:07,300 --> 02:09:08,600
做表的特殊表情

2979
02:09:08,600 --> 02:09:12,066
会就是会加一些新的当场限定的

2980
02:09:12,066 --> 02:09:13,066
直播间表情

2981
02:09:13,066 --> 02:09:15,599
是提出指定的啊

2982
02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:17,266
指定的一个it主播的表情

2983
02:09:17,266 --> 02:09:18,599
哈哈哈

2984
02:09:19,933 --> 02:09:22,633
哎呦指定了一个安静主播的表情

2985
02:09:22,633 --> 02:09:25,299
忆往昔峥嵘岁月的那个

2986
02:09:25,300 --> 02:09:27,333
你们可以在这场直播里面

2987
02:09:27,700 --> 02:09:30,500
呃自由的使用这个表情啊

2988
02:09:34,200 --> 02:09:35,000
合乎周礼

2989
02:09:35,000 --> 02:09:37,100
那确实挺合乎周礼的吧

2990
02:09:37,333 --> 02:09:38,133
呃

2991
02:09:38,700 --> 02:09:40,500
但我觉得那个

2992
02:09:40,533 --> 02:09:43,899
可能就是看德克萨斯的那个

2993
02:09:44,033 --> 02:09:45,999
那个黑色的运动裤吧

2994
02:09:46,000 --> 02:09:48,533
也不能说运动裤或者说真丝

2995
02:09:48,533 --> 02:09:51,066
加上那种稍微高帮一点的运动鞋

2996
02:09:51,066 --> 02:09:52,799
但是他真的很漂亮哎

2997
02:09:53,100 --> 02:09:54,533
限定表情是新功能

2998
02:09:54,533 --> 02:09:55,666
手动添加删除

2999
02:09:55,666 --> 02:09:57,833
当然是手动添加删除啦

3000
02:09:58,266 --> 02:09:59,066
嘿嘿

3001
02:10:02,633 --> 02:10:04,733
当然是手动添加删除啦

3002
02:10:05,066 --> 02:10:06,666
你对我们哔哩哔哩的

3003
02:10:06,666 --> 02:10:09,299
有什么什么意见和期待吗

3004
02:10:09,300 --> 02:10:10,100
嘿嘿

3005
02:10:13,266 --> 02:10:14,066
老爷

3006
02:10:14,600 --> 02:10:16,400
复活吧我的老爷

3007
02:10:19,100 --> 02:10:20,000
谢谢关注

3008
02:10:20,233 --> 02:10:21,666
感谢支持

3009
02:10:22,233 --> 02:10:24,666
哎我发现好奇怪啊这个点赞

3010
02:10:24,666 --> 02:10:28,599
有的时候刚刚开播的时候就会点赞

3011
02:10:29,033 --> 02:10:31,066
就会点赞超过500

3012
02:10:31,466 --> 02:10:35,433
但是本场播了两个多小时点赞只有400

3013
02:10:35,533 --> 02:10:36,633
为什么捏

3014
02:10:37,266 --> 02:10:38,333
多细点捏

3015
02:10:40,433 --> 02:10:41,733
这是为什么呢

3016
02:10:44,733 --> 02:10:46,699
为什么粥能打成褶

3017
02:10:48,700 --> 02:10:51,400
你是不是有点那个了啊

3018
02:10:51,833 --> 02:10:57,033
你每天在那边刷那些想你了老爷啊

3019
02:10:57,133 --> 02:10:59,266
这个什么爷爷人啊

3020
02:10:59,266 --> 02:11:00,899
算了这个梗不好玩啊

3021
02:11:00,900 --> 02:11:02,666
老爷也干了之类的

3022
02:11:05,800 --> 02:11:09,633
想不到点一个人可以点很多次

3023
02:11:13,333 --> 02:11:13,733
那

3024
02:11:13,733 --> 02:11:17,466
那就是有一个人给我点了好多个赞

3025
02:11:18,100 --> 02:11:20,466
然后所以说才那什么吗

3026
02:11:21,900 --> 02:11:23,466
谢谢谢谢

3027
02:11:25,133 --> 02:11:25,733
啊

3028
02:11:25,733 --> 02:11:26,999
一直敲屏幕

3029
02:11:27,000 --> 02:11:28,500
小心腱鞘炎

3030
02:11:28,600 --> 02:11:29,800
也多休息一

3031
02:11:29,800 --> 02:11:30,666
下吧

3032
02:11:30,900 --> 02:11:31,700
嗯

3033
02:11:31,800 --> 02:11:32,266
姥爷

3034
02:11:32,266 --> 02:11:33,333
我没意见

3035
02:11:35,533 --> 02:11:36,599
谢谢灯牌

3036
02:11:36,666 --> 02:11:37,833
感谢支持

3037
02:11:42,400 --> 02:11:43,333
什么主播

3038
02:11:43,333 --> 02:11:44,399
日语什么

3039
02:11:44,500 --> 02:11:46,600
这是什么什么钓鱼方法吗

3040
02:11:46,600 --> 02:11:50,000
狗狗如这是什么新的钓鱼方法吗

3041
02:11:52,433 --> 02:11:54,433
哈哼哼

3042
02:11:58,233 --> 02:12:00,466
你们没发现我一露出这个表情

3043
02:12:00,466 --> 02:12:03,066
感觉脑子里面在转一些坏主意吗

3044
02:12:03,133 --> 02:12:04,199
嘿嘿

3045
02:12:06,800 --> 02:12:09,200
左手大拇指上手读音

3046
02:12:09,200 --> 02:12:11,333
饺子啊奥利给的

3047
02:12:11,833 --> 02:12:12,633
thank you

3048
02:12:14,066 --> 02:12:16,399
左手大拇指腱鞘炎好很多了

3049
02:12:16,400 --> 02:12:18,200
最近有点复发的感觉

3050
02:12:18,300 --> 02:12:22,666
应该最容易得腱鞘炎的就是右手吧

3051
02:12:23,266 --> 02:12:24,433
很奇怪啊

3052
02:12:24,433 --> 02:12:27,333
就是在手机跟电脑普及之前

3053
02:12:28,600 --> 02:12:32,233
主播还是婴儿的时候就得过腱鞘炎

3054
02:12:33,033 --> 02:12:33,833
当时

3055
02:12:35,733 --> 02:12:38,266
曾经被说是家里面的老人

3056
02:12:38,266 --> 02:12:40,433
然后一点一点的帮我揉手

3057
02:12:40,833 --> 02:12:42,399
再加上看医生

3058
02:12:42,666 --> 02:12:44,099
然后弄好的

3059
02:12:44,933 --> 02:12:47,099
难道主播已经计划到

3060
02:12:47,100 --> 02:12:48,666
在娘胎里就在玩手机

3061
02:12:48,666 --> 02:12:50,899
上网冲浪的这种境界吗

3062
02:12:51,000 --> 02:12:52,433
实在是难以理解

3063
02:12:52,866 --> 02:12:55,866
为什么会有小孩子得这种病

3064
02:12:56,733 --> 02:12:58,433
没米了爆不出来了

3065
02:12:58,433 --> 02:12:59,799
已经很厉害了

3066
02:12:59,800 --> 02:13:01,533
哈哈哈

3067
02:13:01,533 --> 02:13:03,333
已经超级厉害了

3068
02:13:03,333 --> 02:13:05,066
霍霍或者你爱你该走

3069
02:13:05,066 --> 02:13:06,799
你英文就开始冲浪了

3070
02:13:06,800 --> 02:13:08,000
那怎么解释吗

3071
02:13:08,000 --> 02:13:08,500
腱鞘炎

3072
02:13:08,500 --> 02:13:10,900
多半还是手机电脑什么的用多了

3073
02:13:10,900 --> 02:13:11,900
才会懂吧

3074
02:13:11,900 --> 02:13:15,400
我查一下为什么会懂

3075
02:13:18,333 --> 02:13:19,399
大家都在查什么

3076
02:13:19,400 --> 02:13:20,800
为什么会得抑郁症

3077
02:13:20,800 --> 02:13:22,200
为什么会得阑尾炎

3078
02:13:22,200 --> 02:13:25,733
为什么会得自闭症高血压糖尿病

3079
02:13:25,733 --> 02:13:28,099
我知道啊我知道为什么会得高血压

3080
02:13:28,100 --> 02:13:28,900
看绵绵

3081
02:13:29,133 --> 02:13:33,633
玩游戏玩多了为什么会得腱鞘炎啊

3082
02:13:37,433 --> 02:13:40,999
一个动作来回反复摩擦损伤就会加重

3083
02:13:41,000 --> 02:13:43,933
长时间的手机啊啊对不起

3084
02:13:43,933 --> 02:13:45,099
手工劳动

3085
02:13:45,333 --> 02:13:49,333
刷碗揉面办公写字敲键盘点鼠标

3086
02:13:49,666 --> 02:13:52,833
那我要说为什么婴儿会得腱鞘炎啊

3087
02:13:54,233 --> 02:13:56,833
为什么小孩子也得腱鞘炎呢

3088
02:13:59,933 --> 02:14:02,066
宝宝手指伸不直

3089
02:14:03,866 --> 02:14:04,866
好奇怪啊

3090
02:14:04,866 --> 02:14:05,633
这种奇怪的

3091
02:14:05,633 --> 02:14:07,633
病为什么会被我得到啊

3092
02:14:07,700 --> 02:14:08,500
嗯

3093
02:14:10,400 --> 02:14:11,633
我不知道我咋得的

3094
02:14:11,633 --> 02:14:13,399
好像是单杠做出来的

3095
02:14:13,400 --> 02:14:15,433
多多少少应该都会有一点吧

3096
02:14:15,433 --> 02:14:17,899
这个东西尤其是玩手机啊

3097
02:14:17,900 --> 02:14:20,533
然后上班打字之类的

3098
02:14:20,633 --> 02:14:22,933
应该没有人完全正常吧

3099
02:14:23,466 --> 02:14:25,666
倒多了真恶心

3100
02:14:26,633 --> 02:14:29,133
你玩剑三打本的时候就得过

3101
02:14:29,133 --> 02:14:30,399
你不用红吗

3102
02:14:30,400 --> 02:14:31,300
你都不用红吗

3103
02:14:31,300 --> 02:14:32,666
你纯手操吗

3104
02:14:32,866 --> 02:14:33,666
嗯

3105
02:14:36,266 --> 02:14:39,099
为什么会得痔疮都不知道

3106
02:14:39,866 --> 02:14:41,533
这个问题你问主播

3107
02:14:41,533 --> 02:14:43,666
你要不跟病友交流一下吧

3108
02:14:43,666 --> 02:14:49,066
不是说据说是10个男生9个都有痔疮嘛

3109
02:14:51,100 --> 02:14:53,033
你花间纯手打

3110
02:14:53,300 --> 02:14:54,900
那我有点佩服你了

3111
02:14:54,900 --> 02:14:57,066
我有点对你肃然起敬了

3112
02:14:59,100 --> 02:14:59,600
一下

3113
02:14:59,600 --> 02:15:03,633
感觉你感觉你的形象伟岸了很多啊

3114
02:15:03,933 --> 02:15:04,733
啊

3115
02:15:17,300 --> 02:15:19,200
完了之后一般是怎么搞

3116
02:15:19,200 --> 02:15:20,600
用过膏药吗

3117
02:15:20,833 --> 02:15:23,733
好像成年了之后还没有这个印象

3118
02:15:24,633 --> 02:15:28,033
你朋友告诉你马应龙对痔疮非常有用

3119
02:15:28,133 --> 02:15:30,133
是你朋友还是你啊

3120
02:15:31,533 --> 02:15:32,899
是你朋友还是你呀

3121
02:15:32,900 --> 02:15:34,433
也不用特别避讳吧

3122
02:15:34,433 --> 02:15:38,199
我感觉这就是一种普普通通的病吧

3123
02:15:39,100 --> 02:15:39,700
嗯

3124
02:15:39,700 --> 02:15:40,533
吃饭去了

3125
02:15:40,533 --> 02:15:40,999
燕子拜拜

3126
02:15:41,000 --> 02:15:42,333
拜拜

3127
02:15:47,066 --> 02:15:47,866
啊嗯

3128
02:15:51,666 --> 02:15:52,999
儿童腱鞘炎

3129
02:15:53,000 --> 02:15:56,533
它是腱鞘和肌腱共同的炎症

3130
02:15:59,733 --> 02:16:02,666
宝宝大拇指不能自己伸直

3131
02:16:02,933 --> 02:16:03,733
哎

3132
02:16:05,066 --> 02:16:08,333
你偶尔完了之后怎么怎么加个龙图啊

3133
02:16:09,866 --> 02:16:10,833
我服了

3134
02:16:11,833 --> 02:16:12,933
哎

3135
02:16:14,666 --> 02:16:15,466
嗨

3136
02:16:16,900 --> 02:16:19,700
这我朋友他隔三差五就犯这个

3137
02:16:19,700 --> 02:16:22,866
那他的人生有点不太顺利啊

3138
02:16:22,933 --> 02:16:26,199
那感觉他的人生有点跌宕起伏的

3139
02:16:26,866 --> 02:16:28,466
不会很坐牢吗

3140
02:16:29,400 --> 02:16:31,066
under the double

3141
02:16:46,300 --> 02:16:47,433
嗯坏了

3142
02:16:47,466 --> 02:16:48,699
看自己的手

3143
02:16:48,700 --> 02:16:51,666
看着看着感觉也有点伸不直

3144
02:16:51,666 --> 02:16:53,666
主要就是小拇指

3145
02:16:54,500 --> 02:16:56,866
小拇指的那个就经常脱

3146
02:16:56,866 --> 02:16:59,466
手机的那个关节有点弯了

3147
02:16:59,466 --> 02:17:01,133
他不是纯直的哎

3148
02:17:02,866 --> 02:17:04,633
他长得歪歪的

3149
02:17:06,266 --> 02:17:07,633
这正常吗

3150
02:17:14,733 --> 02:17:18,499
左手跟右手的那个小拇指他就

3151
02:17:20,100 --> 02:17:21,533
他不一样他不对

3152
02:17:21,533 --> 02:17:23,733
称哎哎

3153
02:17:30,033 --> 02:17:32,466
换个小屏手机就好了

3154
02:17:33,200 --> 02:17:36,033
我觉得我的手机屏已经很小了呀

3155
02:17:36,500 --> 02:17:38,833
没事大家都是弯的

3156
02:17:39,733 --> 02:17:41,499
会不会以后的人考古

3157
02:17:41,500 --> 02:17:43,300
挖出来现代人的骨骼

3158
02:17:43,300 --> 02:17:46,800
然后说在21世纪左右

3159
02:17:47,100 --> 02:17:49,066
人类的这个什么骨骼

3160
02:17:49,066 --> 02:17:51,699
发生了一定程度的异变啊

3161
02:17:51,900 --> 02:17:54,333
出现了群体性的这种进化

3162
02:17:54,333 --> 02:17:57,666
就是把小拇指这个手指骨进化成弯的

3163
02:17:57,800 --> 02:17:59,933
但是我们不太明白

3164
02:17:59,933 --> 02:18:02,333
这一进化的这个用处何在啊

3165
02:18:02,333 --> 02:18:03,333
就算不太明白

3166
02:18:03,333 --> 02:18:06,333
人类为什么就是把尾巴退化掉了

3167
02:18:06,333 --> 02:18:06,599
之后

3168
02:18:06,600 --> 02:18:09,700
还保留着尾椎骨这这个地方一样

3169
02:18:09,833 --> 02:18:12,733
会不会以后也成为这个生物

3170
02:18:12,733 --> 02:18:15,633
加上历史考古的时候的一个未解之谜

3171
02:18:15,633 --> 02:18:16,799
啊哈哈

3172
02:18:17,300 --> 02:18:19,800
我的食指指甲在的那个关节

3173
02:18:19,800 --> 02:18:21,200
是向内弯的

3174
02:18:21,233 --> 02:18:23,066
很很正常吧

3175
02:18:23,066 --> 02:18:24,433
我现在都可以把

3176
02:18:24,433 --> 02:18:28,266
那个就是手往后边去弯

3177
02:18:28,266 --> 02:18:30,066
就是那个关节往后弯

3178
02:18:30,066 --> 02:18:32,433
能弯到60度左右

3179
02:18:33,466 --> 02:18:35,599
我在朋友面前表演这个的时候

3180
02:18:35,600 --> 02:18:37,400
把他们都吓坏了

3181
02:18:38,266 --> 02:18:40,933
但是我不知道为什么可以这样

3182
02:18:42,666 --> 02:18:44,399
应该还是蛮正常吧

3183
02:18:44,400 --> 02:18:46,866
比FSC大的一律算大的

3184
02:18:46,866 --> 02:18:49,699
那好吧那有点那个了吧

3185
02:18:51,300 --> 02:18:52,933
哈喽2687

3186
02:18:54,800 --> 02:18:57,533
好可以准备下班了

3187
02:18:57,533 --> 02:18:58,599
加油猫

3188
02:19:00,500 --> 02:19:03,633
还有吗还有这个吗呜呜

3189
02:19:04,200 --> 02:19:05,100
哈哈

3190
02:19:05,100 --> 02:19:06,300
也也差不多

3191
02:19:06,300 --> 02:19:08,066
该走了不骗了

3192
02:19:08,066 --> 02:19:09,699
不骗了该走了

3193
02:19:12,933 --> 02:19:13,733
哼哼

3194
02:19:16,200 --> 02:19:19,200
手指扭伤多了会呈现弯曲

3195
02:19:19,200 --> 02:19:20,333
那很痛吧

3196
02:19:21,900 --> 02:19:23,200
我就下班了

3197
02:19:23,433 --> 02:19:26,666
到点了到点了

3198
02:19:42,700 --> 02:19:45,333
有没有这什么电棍戒烟啊

3199
02:19:45,333 --> 02:19:47,033
现在已经有电棍戒烟了

3200
02:19:47,033 --> 02:19:48,399
我们放这个吧

3201
02:19:48,533 --> 02:19:49,799
不能今天

3202
02:19:50,033 --> 02:19:52,266
呃你今天当国王呢

3203
02:19:52,266 --> 02:19:53,733
你过生日吗

3204
02:19:54,466 --> 02:19:55,266
嗯

3205
02:19:56,300 --> 02:19:57,533
陪你吃完饭

3206
02:19:58,033 --> 02:19:59,599
OK要过生日吗

3207
02:20:00,300 --> 02:20:01,666
那我再待一会

3208
02:20:05,133 --> 02:20:07,233
没有今天今天

3209
02:20:07,233 --> 02:20:08,433
今天有

3210
02:20:08,433 --> 02:20:09,199
有

3211
02:20:09,200 --> 02:20:10,500
不是贼船啊

3212
02:20:10,500 --> 02:20:11,833
怎么能这么说呢

3213
02:20:12,466 --> 02:20:13,899
呃美颜美颜

3214
02:20:13,900 --> 02:20:15,500
和夜夜人温柔的

3215
02:20:15,500 --> 02:20:18,466
小船啊有四个现场呢

3216
02:20:18,466 --> 02:20:19,866
然后才睡到现在

3217
02:20:20,066 --> 02:20:21,466
吃的汉堡王

3218
02:20:21,466 --> 02:20:22,999
今天周三国王日

3219
02:20:23,000 --> 02:20:24,733
我以为你过生日呢

3220
02:20:24,733 --> 02:20:27,633
哈哈哈哎

3221
02:20:29,733 --> 02:20:32,266
好吧原来是汉堡王啊

3222
02:20:33,400 --> 02:20:36,833
我还以为给你逮捕牢内了

3223
02:20:36,833 --> 02:20:38,733
原来是麦当劳啊

3224
02:20:42,600 --> 02:20:45,300
测一下电棍再戒烟吧家人们

3225
02:20:48,033 --> 02:20:49,633
my love my love

3226
02:20:53,000 --> 02:20:53,800
my love

3227
02:20:57,033 --> 02:20:59,099
好不通人性的一首歌呀

3228
02:20:59,100 --> 02:21:02,133
卧槽谢谢阿卡奖的舰长

3229
02:21:03,200 --> 02:21:04,900
啊谢谢

3230
02:21:06,400 --> 02:21:07,300
宝宝

3231
02:21:07,466 --> 02:21:09,866
你是一个萌萌的宝宝

3232
02:21:13,000 --> 02:21:16,800
赶紧把这个这个缺乏人性的东西关掉

3233
02:21:16,800 --> 02:21:19,066
哈哈加班加班

3234
02:21:19,100 --> 02:21:20,400
好没问题哦

3235
02:21:21,100 --> 02:21:23,433
那今天的那个加班机

3236
02:21:23,633 --> 02:21:25,999
呃呃就暂时封掉了

3237
02:21:26,000 --> 02:21:27,200
到这就可以了

3238
02:21:27,633 --> 02:21:29,099
因为啊不对啊

3239
02:21:29,100 --> 02:21:30,666
还有还有

3240
02:21:32,333 --> 02:21:34,333
现在是你们那边的12点

3241
02:21:34,333 --> 02:21:35,599
我这边才11点

3242
02:21:35,600 --> 02:21:36,666
那还可以再加油

3243
02:21:36,666 --> 02:21:37,833
等一下哈哈哈

3244
02:21:37,833 --> 02:21:39,733
等一下可以再再关掉吧

3245
02:21:39,733 --> 02:21:43,033
啊阿铁你是一个很好很好的宝宝

3246
02:21:43,133 --> 02:21:43,933
嗯

3247
02:21:44,200 --> 02:21:45,300
好的你艾利亚

3248
02:21:45,300 --> 02:21:46,100
多

3249
02:21:49,133 --> 02:21:51,399
好不通人性的一首歌呀

3250
02:21:57,200 --> 02:21:59,400
水晶对象

3251
02:21:59,866 --> 02:22:01,333
怎么咬牙切齿的

3252
02:22:01,333 --> 02:22:02,533
这歌唱的

3253
02:22:06,333 --> 02:22:09,633
他住边一分钟晒不晒了

3254
02:22:16,000 --> 02:22:19,600
哎呀他的条件水平有点那个了

3255
02:22:33,600 --> 02:22:34,400
好难听

3256
02:22:35,433 --> 02:22:38,266
这头像赶快关掉好难听

3257
02:22:38,433 --> 02:22:39,499
哈哈哈

3258
02:22:39,866 --> 02:22:41,299
你是肥猫

3259
02:22:41,800 --> 02:22:42,600
嘿

3260
02:22:45,866 --> 02:22:48,399
派大星Nick哈哈哈

3261
02:22:48,400 --> 02:22:49,633
我是肥猫

3262
02:22:50,066 --> 02:22:52,999
你怎么不发你的小黄瓜条啊蛋蛋

3263
02:22:53,233 --> 02:22:54,033
嗯

3264
02:22:56,500 --> 02:22:58,866
今天今天对于黄瓜条有什么意见吗

3265
02:22:58,866 --> 02:23:00,599
这电棍戒烟一点也不好听

3266
02:23:00,600 --> 02:23:02,200
感觉不如我去唱着

3267
02:23:02,433 --> 02:23:04,866
就是这歌我吃的吐气

3268
02:23:07,000 --> 02:23:08,133
有点像不太像

3269
02:23:08,133 --> 02:23:09,299
怎么不觉得像

3270
02:23:09,300 --> 02:23:11,600
不像不像戒烟要听的歌

3271
02:23:11,600 --> 02:23:14,500
像是戒除了整个人世间听的歌

3272
02:23:16,133 --> 02:23:17,233
行了挺帅的

3273
02:23:17,233 --> 02:23:18,633
OK没问题

3274
02:23:18,866 --> 02:23:21,399
都没有新火花条了好丑啊

3275
02:23:21,900 --> 02:23:22,700
哎呦

3276
02:23:23,466 --> 02:23:25,199
自从这个装扮可以

3277
02:23:25,200 --> 02:23:26,700
所有人都能申请之后

3278
02:23:26,700 --> 02:23:29,000
这种这种表情越来越多了

3279
02:23:29,000 --> 02:23:30,866
光今天来祝我龙年快乐

3280
02:23:30,866 --> 02:23:33,599
发那个月亮加龙脸的那个

3281
02:23:33,700 --> 02:23:35,300
就已经好多了

3282
02:23:36,666 --> 02:23:37,466
唉

3283
02:23:38,533 --> 02:23:39,466
有点那个了

3284
02:23:39,466 --> 02:23:40,599
我的评价是

3285
02:23:41,866 --> 02:23:44,666
不过确实应该搞点走活表情啊

3286
02:23:44,666 --> 02:23:48,033
大家觉得以主播的这种大风车尾巴

3287
02:23:48,100 --> 02:23:50,900
还有主播的这个形象设计啊

3288
02:23:50,900 --> 02:23:54,866
有没有什么主播也可以设计出来的

3289
02:23:54,866 --> 02:23:57,466
那种可以出圈的整活表情

3290
02:23:57,466 --> 02:23:58,266
呢

3291
02:23:58,800 --> 02:24:01,133
感觉还是难度挺大的吧

3292
02:24:09,933 --> 02:24:11,499
就比如说什么捏

3293
02:24:12,500 --> 02:24:13,333
让我想想

3294
02:24:17,666 --> 02:24:20,933
主要好多之前想到的点子和梗

3295
02:24:20,933 --> 02:24:22,533
感觉都被人做完了

3296
02:24:22,533 --> 02:24:25,933
就比如说举一个我一个超那种牌子

3297
02:24:25,933 --> 02:24:27,233
拼起来呀

3298
02:24:27,300 --> 02:24:28,200
或者是这个

3299
02:24:28,200 --> 02:24:30,300
什么SM拼起来呀

3300
02:24:30,300 --> 02:24:32,700
是不这个哈哈

3301
02:24:34,533 --> 02:24:35,333
哎

3302
02:24:36,333 --> 02:24:38,099
创造力有所下降

3303
02:24:38,100 --> 02:24:39,833
我的评价是偷偷烟

3304
02:24:39,833 --> 02:24:43,499
天天跟在网络热点后面偷来偷去的

3305
02:24:47,266 --> 02:24:49,833
最近没什么创造力了

3306
02:24:49,833 --> 02:24:52,199
这个感觉抽象圈

3307
02:24:52,500 --> 02:24:54,733
没什么有意思的创造力

3308
02:24:54,833 --> 02:24:56,066
这是个啥呀

3309
02:24:57,833 --> 02:24:59,499
这是个啥表情啊

3310
02:24:59,500 --> 02:25:00,466
这螺旋桨

3311
02:25:00,466 --> 02:25:02,466
这头像可以召唤老大

3312
02:25:04,266 --> 02:25:05,899
怎么发一个

3313
02:25:05,900 --> 02:25:08,666
什么发一个螺旋起飞的表情

3314
02:25:08,666 --> 02:25:10,466
配置是我没意见是吧

3315
02:25:10,466 --> 02:25:12,466
哈哈哈

3316
02:25:14,600 --> 02:25:15,866
有点抽象了

3317
02:25:15,866 --> 02:25:17,799
配置是我没意见

3318
02:25:29,133 --> 02:25:33,099
哒哒哒哒哒啦哒哒

3319
02:25:34,233 --> 02:25:36,733
喂妈你弄个拿着棍子的表情包

3320
02:25:36,733 --> 02:25:38,399
表情包有棍子

3321
02:25:38,400 --> 02:25:40,300
有有有

3322
02:25:40,300 --> 02:25:42,666
这个这个好

3323
02:25:42,700 --> 02:25:43,866
我没意见是吧

3324
02:25:43,866 --> 02:25:44,999
哈哈

3325
02:25:46,833 --> 02:25:48,666
就喜欢这一口啊

3326
02:25:48,666 --> 02:25:49,999
就喜欢触摸

3327
02:25:50,000 --> 02:25:50,800
哎呀

3328
02:25:55,000 --> 02:25:57,266
又不光明正大的去玩

3329
02:26:03,333 --> 02:26:06,233
给米就播拿个破碗

3330
02:26:06,233 --> 02:26:09,199
给点给点这样的

3331
02:26:09,800 --> 02:26:11,133
看看吧看看吧

3332
02:26:11,133 --> 02:26:14,466
这是关于打打米的表情包

3333
02:26:15,133 --> 02:26:16,666
或者是什么之类的

3334
02:26:16,666 --> 02:26:18,133
可能会有一个

3335
02:26:18,433 --> 02:26:21,033
但是在候补吧

3336
02:26:22,066 --> 02:26:24,799
配合什么YYC

3337
02:26:24,933 --> 02:26:27,499
呃XXC

3338
02:26:28,666 --> 02:26:30,099
XC是什么呀

3339
02:26:31,733 --> 02:26:32,599
叉西

3340
02:26:33,333 --> 02:26:35,733
你对我们香草有什么意见吗

3341
02:26:35,833 --> 02:26:36,799
香草加橙汁

3342
02:26:36,800 --> 02:26:37,800
怎么你了

3343
02:26:38,333 --> 02:26:39,866
叉西香草

3344
02:26:45,600 --> 02:26:46,500
表情只爱米

3345
02:26:46,500 --> 02:26:48,000
米呀米呀只爱米

3346
02:26:48,000 --> 02:26:49,300
到底是什么表情

3347
02:26:50,700 --> 02:26:51,866
这什么表情

3348
02:26:55,666 --> 02:26:56,666
有点抽象吧

3349
02:26:56,666 --> 02:26:57,499
不太好吧

3350
02:26:57,500 --> 02:26:59,700
感觉有点不太合适我的风格

3351
02:27:01,500 --> 02:27:03,266
还是流汗好一点吧

3352
02:27:03,266 --> 02:27:05,799
主播很久没有心智用了

3353
02:27:06,666 --> 02:27:07,466
哎

3354
02:27:07,500 --> 02:27:10,100
每天这样主播也很难办事啊

3355
02:27:11,233 --> 02:27:12,033
哎

3356
02:27:14,333 --> 02:27:19,799
ACG BCG XCG22

3357
02:27:19,800 --> 02:27:20,700
我知道了

3358
02:27:20,700 --> 02:27:24,000
就是你要你要活着印刷一下是吧

3359
02:27:25,833 --> 02:27:27,599
这个棍确实有打算

3360
02:27:27,600 --> 02:27:28,400
啊

3361
02:27:30,133 --> 02:27:31,666
只要主播对于我抄

3362
02:27:31,666 --> 02:27:33,833
还是比较情有独钟的

3363
02:27:33,900 --> 02:27:36,900
但是他他要是能抄的话就最好了

3364
02:27:36,900 --> 02:27:40,033
这个应该会成为我比较喜欢的表情吧

3365
02:27:40,033 --> 02:27:40,399
不过

3366
02:27:40,400 --> 02:27:43,333
我昨天看了那个虎扑表情的评分榜

3367
02:27:43,333 --> 02:27:44,133
啊

3368
02:27:44,833 --> 02:27:46,899
就想的跟我想的差不多啊

3369
02:27:46,900 --> 02:27:49,066
比如说那个微博的那个

3370
02:27:49,066 --> 02:27:51,499
那个那些表情

3371
02:27:51,633 --> 02:27:53,733
有一部分比如那个背书包的

3372
02:27:53,733 --> 02:27:55,866
那个用来阴阳怪气的表情

3373
02:27:55,866 --> 02:27:56,799
哎呦我的天

3374
02:27:57,033 --> 02:28:00,633
简直特别特别的评分高

3375
02:28:00,733 --> 02:28:01,066
然后

3376
02:28:01,066 --> 02:28:04,499
最前面垄断的都是贴吧经典的表情

3377
02:28:04,500 --> 02:28:06,200
那个欢呼呐喊

3378
02:28:06,200 --> 02:28:08,033
还有那个吐舌笑啊

3379
02:28:08,033 --> 02:28:10,033
最前面就是经典的滑稽

3380
02:28:10,100 --> 02:28:10,833
我不得不说

3381
02:28:10,833 --> 02:28:11,933
贴吧就算死了

3382
02:28:11,933 --> 02:28:13,833
他也能在这个中文互联网上

3383
02:28:13,833 --> 02:28:15,666
留下浓墨重彩的一笔

3384
02:28:15,866 --> 02:28:18,533
就因为他那个最初那版表情的设计

3385
02:28:18,533 --> 02:28:20,299
实在是太经典了

3386
02:28:20,833 --> 02:28:23,933
所以我觉得这个表情其实神态什么的

3387
02:28:23,933 --> 02:28:26,266
参考贴吧去设计就行了

3388
02:28:26,600 --> 02:28:28,300
抄什么背什么抄

3389
02:28:30,066 --> 02:28:31,633
每天起来没别的事

3390
02:28:31,633 --> 02:28:33,233
就是干这个世界

3391
02:28:33,266 --> 02:28:34,633
哈哈哈

3392
02:28:34,633 --> 02:28:37,033
我抄是一种人生态度啊

3393
02:28:37,033 --> 02:28:38,299
这只需有我

3394
02:28:38,300 --> 02:28:40,400
不需有对面到底是谁啊

3395
02:28:40,400 --> 02:28:42,533
只需要我来抄就可以了

3396
02:28:43,433 --> 02:28:43,833
嗯

3397
02:28:43,833 --> 02:28:45,633
大风扇我没意见

3398
02:28:45,633 --> 02:28:46,866
一定要弄一个

3399
02:28:46,866 --> 02:28:48,499
哈哈哈

3400
02:28:48,500 --> 02:28:49,533
我没意见

3401
02:28:49,533 --> 02:28:50,866
我同意嗯

3402
02:28:53,066 --> 02:28:55,899
确实对贴吧表情真的太经典了

3403
02:28:55,900 --> 02:28:56,600
就滑稽

3404
02:28:56,600 --> 02:28:58,800
他已经脱离这个表情包的情况了

3405
02:28:58,800 --> 02:29:01,533
我觉得他已经是一种文化符号了

3406
02:29:01,833 --> 02:29:05,233
就现在每一个每一个那种

3407
02:29:05,233 --> 02:29:07,066
怎么说游戏内置表情包也好

3408
02:29:07,066 --> 02:29:09,466
社交媒体大大小小的表情包也好

3409
02:29:09,900 --> 02:29:13,533
基本上都脱不开就是跟滑稽有关系的

3410
02:29:13,533 --> 02:29:14,899
就是包括什么

3411
02:29:15,066 --> 02:29:16,233
呃

3412
02:29:16,233 --> 02:29:17,433
NGA的那个

3413
02:29:17,433 --> 02:29:19,433
什么AC娘这个扇子

3414
02:29:19,433 --> 02:29:20,399
捂嘴笑这些

3415
02:29:20,400 --> 02:29:23,533
其实都算是滑稽的那种辩题吧

3416
02:29:23,533 --> 02:29:25,133
QQ宝群里面也都有啊

3417
02:29:25,133 --> 02:29:26,433
但没有一个能做

3418
02:29:26,433 --> 02:29:28,099
到像滑稽那样

3419
02:29:28,100 --> 02:29:30,533
就是如果用一种文艺的语调来评价他

3420
02:29:30,533 --> 02:29:31,499
哀而不伤

3421
02:29:31,500 --> 02:29:35,600
滑稽就是非常的有趣

3422
02:29:35,600 --> 02:29:38,433
同时又能表达多种情感吧

3423
02:29:38,433 --> 02:29:40,633
你表达友善啊

3424
02:29:40,633 --> 02:29:43,399
试探啊或者说嘲讽啊

3425
02:29:43,466 --> 02:29:48,933
还是说那种胸有成竹的那种啊

3426
02:29:48,933 --> 02:29:50,933
感觉都可以用滑稽

3427
02:29:50,933 --> 02:29:54,599
但很多其他平台的那个滑稽表情包

3428
02:29:54,733 --> 02:29:56,633
真的就是用力过猛

3429
02:29:56,633 --> 02:29:58,799
看起来反而下流又猥琐

3430
02:29:58,800 --> 02:30:01,533
只有贴吧的滑稽在那个肚里面

3431
02:30:01,900 --> 02:30:04,900
多一分吧嫌弃的太下流

3432
02:30:04,900 --> 02:30:06,866
少一分的嫌弃的不到位

3433
02:30:06,866 --> 02:30:08,433
就真的是这种感觉吧

3434
02:30:08,433 --> 02:30:11,033
贴吧里墨迹的含金量实在太高了

3435
02:30:11,133 --> 02:30:11,899
就如果说

3436
02:30:11,900 --> 02:30:14,200
百度贴吧现在出一个b站表情

3437
02:30:14,200 --> 02:30:16,000
然后能在b站又贴吧的表情

3438
02:30:16,000 --> 02:30:16,900
我保证买

3439
02:30:16,900 --> 02:30:17,800
真的我不但买

3440
02:30:17,800 --> 02:30:18,933
我还想买那种

3441
02:30:19,233 --> 02:30:20,599
呃前排号

3442
02:30:20,600 --> 02:30:21,833
哈哈

3443
02:30:24,233 --> 02:30:24,833
我不会评价

3444
02:30:24,833 --> 02:30:27,133
我是滑稽吧前1,000名吧

3445
02:30:27,133 --> 02:30:28,599
有滑稽吧强

3446
02:30:28,600 --> 02:30:29,733
头像合照的

3447
02:30:29,733 --> 02:30:31,433
这么厉害哦

3448
02:30:32,066 --> 02:30:33,833
怎么酷安的滑稽呢

3449
02:30:33,833 --> 02:30:34,933
那是什么呀

3450
02:30:35,333 --> 02:30:39,399
不知道你还有先帝缺什么的

3451
02:30:39,400 --> 02:30:41,033
哈哈哈差不多得了

3452
02:30:41,033 --> 02:30:43,233
哎呦我又在给手机充电了

3453
02:30:43,233 --> 02:30:45,266
但是我们是不是又要下班了

3454
02:30:45,266 --> 02:30:46,933
我们就不会动的

3455
02:30:46,933 --> 02:30:48,133
再聊一会吧

3456
02:30:48,133 --> 02:30:48,699
等下可以

3457
02:30:48,700 --> 02:30:50,700
吃完饭我能不会动吗

3458
02:30:50,700 --> 02:30:52,200
我应该会动吗

3459
02:30:53,433 --> 02:30:55,099
主播评价一下b豆

3460
02:30:55,100 --> 02:30:56,433
我评价是

3461
02:30:58,300 --> 02:31:01,400
b豆的神态和b豆的气质

3462
02:31:01,400 --> 02:31:04,733
很适合b豆的主要使用群体啊

3463
02:31:05,266 --> 02:31:10,533
因为人在阿碧也不能太过有攻击性吧

3464
02:31:10,666 --> 02:31:14,799
我只能说碧斗里面的有几个表情啊

3465
02:31:14,800 --> 02:31:17,266
那是出生中的出生表情

3466
02:31:19,200 --> 02:31:20,000
啊

3467
02:31:21,066 --> 02:31:23,866
我的嘴怎么忽然可以张这么大了

3468
02:31:29,866 --> 02:31:32,833
知道你5点半下班有点过分吧

3469
02:31:33,233 --> 02:31:35,133
考虑虑了是吧

3470
02:31:37,066 --> 02:31:38,999
所以我就说这个东西

3471
02:31:39,000 --> 02:31:41,200
iOS面部就是皮套的灵魂

3472
02:31:41,200 --> 02:31:42,933
一用电脑的摄像头

3473
02:31:43,133 --> 02:31:45,199
哎呦主播像个唐僧一样

3474
02:31:47,466 --> 02:31:50,033
这这建模一下子从多少

3475
02:31:50,633 --> 02:31:53,633
从5,100块变成了1,500块

3476
02:31:54,333 --> 02:31:56,066
像个AI建模一样

3477
02:31:56,066 --> 02:31:57,799
哎呦自若

3478
02:31:58,266 --> 02:32:00,199
哈哈哈

3479
02:32:00,300 --> 02:32:01,466
纯纯的自若

3480
02:32:01,466 --> 02:32:02,899
好吧哎呦

3481
02:32:02,900 --> 02:32:05,466
这两个眼睛轮流眨实在是有点

3482
02:32:07,066 --> 02:32:07,866
哎

3483
02:32:08,200 --> 02:32:10,233
有点那个了差不多

3484
02:32:10,233 --> 02:32:11,133
得了吧

3485
02:32:12,133 --> 02:32:13,833
我看能不能调下设置

3486
02:32:13,833 --> 02:32:15,599
让我两个眼睛同时眨呀

3487
02:32:15,600 --> 02:32:16,800
他在干什么

3488
02:32:20,600 --> 02:32:21,066
天

3489
02:32:21,066 --> 02:32:22,499
为了全家而死

3490
02:32:33,600 --> 02:32:35,100
电脑摄像头多少钱

3491
02:32:35,100 --> 02:32:36,500
你手机摄像头多少钱

3492
02:32:36,500 --> 02:32:39,633
电脑摄像头真的确实吧

3493
02:32:39,633 --> 02:32:42,033
哈哈哈倒也确实吧

3494
02:32:43,200 --> 02:32:46,700
但是这电脑摄像头差别也太大了

3495
02:32:46,700 --> 02:32:48,233
你们天天说我淘

3496
02:32:48,600 --> 02:32:50,100
那你们看这个

3497
02:32:50,800 --> 02:32:52,666
你们看这个不是更长的

3498
02:32:52,666 --> 02:32:54,433
多的多哎呦

3499
02:32:54,433 --> 02:32:56,033
开的同时眨眼啊

3500
02:32:56,033 --> 02:32:57,866
让他好歹正常一点吧

3501
02:32:57,866 --> 02:33:00,266
好吧我们就这样度过

3502
02:33:00,266 --> 02:33:03,066
之后吃饭的一会就太抽象了

3503
02:33:03,066 --> 02:33:04,599
他这个眼睛眨着

3504
02:33:07,900 --> 02:33:09,900
但是电脑有一个好处啊

3505
02:33:09,900 --> 02:33:12,733
就是他可以做出很大幅度的嫌弃表情

3506
02:33:12,733 --> 02:33:14,666
我会想一直很生气

3507
02:33:18,600 --> 02:33:21,300
反正你们有些人比较喜欢这口啊

3508
02:33:21,733 --> 02:33:22,699
米亚米亚

3509
02:33:22,833 --> 02:33:24,899
语气平静的啊

3510
02:33:24,900 --> 02:33:27,300
但是表情非常生气的

3511
02:33:27,300 --> 02:33:30,800
然后直播哈哈哈

3512
02:33:32,266 --> 02:33:33,733
好奇怪哦

3513
02:33:39,000 --> 02:33:42,066
但是他会显得我好生气啊为什么

3514
02:33:42,100 --> 02:33:43,100
哈哈哈

3515
02:33:43,100 --> 02:33:47,033
难道难道他面不到发现我是火爆姑

3516
02:33:47,033 --> 02:33:48,033
不会吧

3517
02:33:48,466 --> 02:33:49,266
嗯

3518
02:33:49,466 --> 02:33:51,066
我是火爆辣椒

3519
02:33:58,633 --> 02:34:00,799
这个的问题就是他的眼睛

3520
02:34:00,800 --> 02:34:04,866
他经常会不知道在往什么地方看你

3521
02:34:08,266 --> 02:34:10,066
哎呀不管他了不管他了

3522
02:34:10,700 --> 02:34:13,500
还是还是还是专注我们聊天吧

3523
02:34:13,500 --> 02:34:14,600
毕竟大家都在那

3524
02:34:14,600 --> 02:34:15,666
什么大家都在

3525
02:34:15,666 --> 02:34:17,899
都在上班的情况下

3526
02:34:19,300 --> 02:34:21,400
大家都在上班的情况下

3527
02:34:21,400 --> 02:34:23,700
肯定还是呃

3528
02:34:23,733 --> 02:34:26,233
看画面的人会比较少的

3529
02:34:26,266 --> 02:34:27,799
看起来不是那么生气

3530
02:34:27,800 --> 02:34:30,100
是那种好难过好失望的感觉

3531
02:34:30,100 --> 02:34:30,933
是这样吗

3532
02:34:30,933 --> 02:34:31,833
我感觉好失望

3533
02:34:31,833 --> 02:34:32,633
是这样的

3534
02:34:43,600 --> 02:34:47,933
他妈你说你再也不想看美艳

3535
02:34:47,933 --> 02:34:49,899
美艳是真的

3536
02:34:54,266 --> 02:34:55,299
感觉好好

3537
02:34:55,300 --> 02:34:57,066
生气是这种感觉

3538
02:34:57,833 --> 02:35:01,233
但是这样的话就是很嫌弃的感觉吧

3539
02:35:08,733 --> 02:35:10,499
为什么像个淘气的小孩

3540
02:35:10,500 --> 02:35:11,633
好可爱

3541
02:35:12,433 --> 02:35:14,299
刚才还被人说像小狗呢

3542
02:35:14,300 --> 02:35:15,800
现在又像小猫了

3543
02:35:16,233 --> 02:35:17,199
怎么回事

3544
02:35:17,666 --> 02:35:18,799
窝窝头

3545
02:35:19,133 --> 02:35:21,466
对啊刚才就很可爱吧

3546
02:35:21,533 --> 02:35:22,333
啊

3547
02:35:36,233 --> 02:35:38,633
你们怎么反而用了电脑摄像头之后

3548
02:35:38,633 --> 02:35:42,133
感觉除了糖之外还活泼了一点

3549
02:35:42,133 --> 02:35:42,466
难道

3550
02:35:42,466 --> 02:35:45,633
我的参数全都调到这个电脑上面来了

3551
02:35:46,100 --> 02:35:47,633
我说怎么怎么调

3552
02:35:47,633 --> 02:35:49,433
这个手机都没什么反应

3553
02:35:50,066 --> 02:35:51,199
给我点吃的吧

3554
02:35:51,200 --> 02:35:53,700
你给我点吃的吧

3555
02:35:53,700 --> 02:35:54,500
爹

3556
02:35:55,000 --> 02:35:55,800
不然

3557
02:35:57,533 --> 02:35:59,099
伤心不利试一试

3558
02:36:01,133 --> 02:36:02,733
给我点吃的吧

3559
02:36:06,500 --> 02:36:08,666
他除了反应比较慢之外

3560
02:36:08,666 --> 02:36:12,499
反而好像好像还能给点给点给点给点

3561
02:36:12,500 --> 02:36:14,333
真的吗一一一

3562
02:36:18,433 --> 02:36:21,199
哎难道我调了一个小时的参数

3563
02:36:21,200 --> 02:36:23,600
我开播前调一个小时参数还是那么长

3564
02:36:23,600 --> 02:36:24,733
我就放弃了

3565
02:36:25,000 --> 02:36:27,733
搞了半天全调到这个电脑上面来了

3566
02:36:27,900 --> 02:36:30,266
他现在有一种帧数很低啊

3567
02:36:30,266 --> 02:36:32,333
但是很很活泼的美感

3568
02:36:32,400 --> 02:36:33,500
怎么会这样

3569
02:36:33,866 --> 02:36:35,033
怎么会这样

3570
02:36:35,300 --> 02:36:37,066
吃点小花花吧

3571
02:36:37,900 --> 02:36:38,333
哈哈哈

3572
02:36:38,333 --> 02:36:40,499
吃个加班10分钟怎么样

3573
02:36:40,633 --> 02:36:41,433
嗯

3574
02:36:42,200 --> 02:36:43,000
谢谢

3575
02:36:43,000 --> 02:36:45,100
会冒和可乐吗

3576
02:36:45,100 --> 02:36:46,800
还有44个小花花

3577
02:36:46,800 --> 02:36:48,266
很重要一个度

3578
02:36:49,100 --> 02:36:51,400
谢谢你们的小花啊

3579
02:36:51,600 --> 02:36:53,833
收到了哈哈哈

3580
02:36:54,733 --> 02:36:55,466
怎么收到了

3581
02:36:55,466 --> 02:36:56,333
变这么大

3582
02:36:56,400 --> 02:36:58,466
收到了收到了这

3583
02:37:03,800 --> 02:37:05,700
电脑这个眨眼频率好高

3584
02:37:05,700 --> 02:37:08,600
因为我本来眨眼的速度就很高啊

3585
02:37:08,900 --> 02:37:11,900
这是SIN的小蝴蝶

3586
02:37:12,033 --> 02:37:12,666
好多鸟

3587
02:37:12,666 --> 02:37:14,199
一个豆谢谢

3588
02:37:14,200 --> 02:37:16,400
小鸟 60朵小花中午好

3589
02:37:18,433 --> 02:37:19,266
毒瘾犯了

3590
02:37:19,266 --> 02:37:20,699
开点盲盒哇

3591
02:37:23,400 --> 02:37:25,833
祈祷呢开始祈祷了

3592
02:37:30,633 --> 02:37:31,833
超级战舰

3593
02:37:31,933 --> 02:37:33,633
哈哈哈

3594
02:37:33,833 --> 02:37:37,133
开口就就许愿最大的有点太那个什么

3595
02:37:37,133 --> 02:37:39,066
但我相信语言是有魔法的

3596
02:37:39,066 --> 02:37:39,699
起码不会给

3597
02:37:39,700 --> 02:37:41,133
我出快乐水车吧

3598
02:37:46,800 --> 02:37:48,466
坏了血本无归

3599
02:37:48,466 --> 02:37:49,266
怎么了

3600
02:37:50,666 --> 02:37:52,133
发生了什么事啊

3601
02:38:15,133 --> 02:38:18,633
为什么我的表情总是这么忧愁呢

3602
02:38:21,266 --> 02:38:22,866
找了个镜子照了一下

3603
02:38:22,866 --> 02:38:24,799
也不忧愁呀

3604
02:38:25,533 --> 02:38:26,333
嗯

3605
02:38:28,800 --> 02:38:31,600
在他看来我也都很悲伤吗

3606
02:38:33,133 --> 02:38:33,933
喂

3607
02:38:44,333 --> 02:38:46,533
谢谢阿凯这样的闪耀盲盒的疯狂

3608
02:38:46,533 --> 02:38:49,033
心动后到底还是感动

3609
02:38:49,866 --> 02:38:51,133
谢谢谢谢

3610
02:38:51,733 --> 02:38:53,499
这个是首充必赚

3611
02:38:53,933 --> 02:38:54,733
帅

3612
02:38:56,300 --> 02:38:57,433
主播有走吧

3613
02:38:57,433 --> 02:38:58,233
所以忧愁

3614
02:38:58,233 --> 02:39:00,866
没有吧我觉得已经挺好的了

3615
02:39:01,100 --> 02:39:03,700
对啊有一种说不出的忧郁感呢

3616
02:39:03,800 --> 02:39:05,300
就很奇怪哎

3617
02:39:05,433 --> 02:39:09,233
谢谢K2酱的闪耀盲盒哦双面棍

3618
02:39:09,433 --> 02:39:11,499
哈哈哈哈

3619
02:39:12,500 --> 02:39:14,533
你看我笑起来时候也是这样

3620
02:39:14,633 --> 02:39:16,333
但感觉我的表情

3621
02:39:16,333 --> 02:39:18,866
就介于不开心跟开心之间

3622
02:39:18,866 --> 02:39:20,433
哈哈哈

3623
02:39:21,666 --> 02:39:23,899
来回变化都有点

3624
02:39:23,900 --> 02:39:24,900
太那个了

3625
02:39:24,900 --> 02:39:27,133
哎呦还是不能用电脑面补啊

3626
02:39:27,133 --> 02:39:29,466
这临时工上下班都还好吧

3627
02:39:29,733 --> 02:39:31,299
准备吃杀猪饭了

3628
02:39:31,300 --> 02:39:32,400
会包括什么

3629
02:39:32,666 --> 02:39:35,866
会有血肠之类的东西嘛

3630
02:39:38,300 --> 02:39:39,666
杀猪这个东西

3631
02:39:40,066 --> 02:39:42,333
现在大部分人都是吃过猪肉

3632
02:39:42,333 --> 02:39:44,233
但是没见过猪跑吧

3633
02:39:44,833 --> 02:39:46,533
反正主播是这样的

3634
02:39:46,533 --> 02:39:49,299
我见不了那种杀动物

3635
02:39:49,300 --> 02:39:50,933
就活体大型动物的

3636
02:39:50,933 --> 02:39:52,866
牛啊猪啊这种我看不了

3637
02:39:52,866 --> 02:39:53,666
这个血

3638
02:39:54,066 --> 02:39:57,266
我感觉看完了之后就没有什么食欲了

3639
02:39:57,300 --> 02:39:58,700
会觉得很奇怪

3640
02:39:59,266 --> 02:40:00,999
就杀鸡的那个现场

3641
02:40:01,000 --> 02:40:02,533
能不看我也尽量不看

3642
02:40:02,533 --> 02:40:05,833
我能接受的最大程度的杀戮就是杀鱼

3643
02:40:06,700 --> 02:40:10,533
哈哈就勉强能接受鲨鱼啊

3644
02:40:10,533 --> 02:40:11,666
因为鲨鱼的话

3645
02:40:11,666 --> 02:40:15,199
感觉他鱼的长度还在一个菜板

3646
02:40:15,266 --> 02:40:18,133
小于一个菜板里面就还好一点

3647
02:40:19,133 --> 02:40:19,899
谢谢OK

3648
02:40:19,900 --> 02:40:21,333
这样的闪耀盲盒

3649
02:40:21,333 --> 02:40:22,533
ki啦ki啦

3650
02:40:23,466 --> 02:40:25,299
起来起来嗯

3651
02:40:30,433 --> 02:40:33,399
胆小猫咪肯又要胆小了吧

3652
02:40:33,433 --> 02:40:34,833
那如果你去看的话

3653
02:40:34,833 --> 02:40:37,333
你不觉得很很奇怪吗

3654
02:40:38,100 --> 02:40:39,400
毕竟是很多雪

3655
02:40:39,400 --> 02:40:42,666
哎这应该是人生物的本能吧

3656
02:40:42,833 --> 02:40:46,499
害怕雪之类的害怕代表伤痛的东西

3657
02:40:48,233 --> 02:40:49,866
猪血肥肉

3658
02:40:49,866 --> 02:40:52,533
瘦肉和一点洋芋豆腐

3659
02:40:52,533 --> 02:40:57,833
听起来像是杀猪菜的一种一种分类

3660
02:40:58,033 --> 02:41:00,833
如果说是在北方的话

3661
02:41:01,100 --> 02:41:03,500
杀猪应该会有那种

3662
02:41:04,266 --> 02:41:06,333
就是杀猪菜吗

3663
02:41:08,333 --> 02:41:13,299
用酸菜血肠和就是肥瘦相间的肉

3664
02:41:13,300 --> 02:41:15,700
然后炖一锅的那种感觉

3665
02:41:15,833 --> 02:41:17,599
虽然我从来都不吃这个

3666
02:41:17,600 --> 02:41:19,533
感觉有种奇怪的味道

3667
02:41:20,233 --> 02:41:21,099
可现在想想

3668
02:41:21,100 --> 02:41:23,200
可能是我不太吃肥肉

3669
02:41:23,200 --> 02:41:26,066
或者也不太吃血的原因吧

3670
02:41:26,400 --> 02:41:27,200
嗯

3671
02:41:28,066 --> 02:41:30,466
我去喝鸭血粉丝汤的时候

3672
02:41:30,466 --> 02:41:33,833
我觉得那个鸭血粉丝汤里面除了鸭血

3673
02:41:33,833 --> 02:41:35,833
其他的东西都挺好吃的

3674
02:41:35,833 --> 02:41:37,066
哈哈

3675
02:41:37,200 --> 02:41:38,433
很奇怪耶

3676
02:41:38,633 --> 02:41:39,433
嗯

3677
02:41:39,866 --> 02:41:41,666
杀鸡啊什么没感觉

3678
02:41:41,666 --> 02:41:42,866
我还看着津津有味

3679
02:41:42,866 --> 02:41:45,466
那我觉得你不晕血还挺幸福的

3680
02:41:45,466 --> 02:41:48,133
主要是因为挺晕血的对

3681
02:41:50,000 --> 02:41:52,000
没讲过东北杀猪吗

3682
02:41:52,000 --> 02:41:53,433
按住直接扎动脉

3683
02:41:53,433 --> 02:41:54,499
放了水就开走

3684
02:41:54,500 --> 02:41:55,900
那很吓人吧

3685
02:41:56,833 --> 02:41:58,833
你们家菜场原本投喂一个杀鱼

3686
02:41:58,833 --> 02:41:59,533
一个杀鸡

3687
02:41:59,533 --> 02:42:01,333
你坐在抱抱后面抓着他

3688
02:42:01,333 --> 02:42:02,533
他不敢看

3689
02:42:02,533 --> 02:42:03,833
肯定不敢看

3690
02:42:05,466 --> 02:42:06,666
主要那个鱼头

3691
02:42:06,666 --> 02:42:10,233
有的时候他有一种死不瞑目的感觉

3692
02:42:11,233 --> 02:42:12,599
我连吃鱼

3693
02:42:12,600 --> 02:42:15,666
都会尽量避开鱼头的那个脂肪

3694
02:42:16,100 --> 02:42:19,033
但是我会玩那个鱼的眼睛

3695
02:42:19,033 --> 02:42:21,899
因为这是我小的时候能接触到的

3696
02:42:22,066 --> 02:42:23,999
非常怎么说呢

3697
02:42:24,033 --> 02:42:25,099
离我比较近的

3698
02:42:25,100 --> 02:42:26,900
就是在生活中可以拿到的

3699
02:42:26,900 --> 02:42:28,233
一个圆球形的

3700
02:42:28,233 --> 02:42:30,133
还不那么容易碎的东西

3701
02:42:30,133 --> 02:42:31,099
哈哈哈

3702
02:42:31,833 --> 02:42:34,333
鱼的那个眼睛不是鱼眼泡啊

3703
02:42:34,333 --> 02:42:36,999
鱼的脸肉跟眼泡我都是不吃的

3704
02:42:37,000 --> 02:42:38,933
我只会吃它那个肚子

3705
02:42:38,933 --> 02:42:41,499
或者是它背后的那些肉

3706
02:42:41,900 --> 02:42:44,066
因为感觉鱼头很奇怪

3707
02:42:44,100 --> 02:42:46,733
唯一吃的动物的头就是鸭头

3708
02:42:46,733 --> 02:42:49,499
但是鸭头是因为这个很好吃

3709
02:42:49,500 --> 02:42:52,433
让我克服了心理障碍鸭头

3710
02:42:53,400 --> 02:42:55,600
你的美让我沉醉

3711
02:42:56,600 --> 02:42:58,266
那我不说了不说了

3712
02:42:58,266 --> 02:43:00,033
今天今天呃

3713
02:43:00,033 --> 02:43:01,633
今天今天有好多

3714
02:43:01,633 --> 02:43:04,299
见长明天买点鸭头吃

3715
02:43:04,866 --> 02:43:06,099
哈哈哈

3716
02:43:06,133 --> 02:43:08,899
丫头你是逃不掉的嗯

3717
02:43:11,100 --> 02:43:14,333
丫头知道你爱叔呃

3718
02:43:14,466 --> 02:43:15,599
叔也爱你

3719
02:43:15,700 --> 02:43:17,600
尤其是黑鸭味的你

3720
02:43:17,666 --> 02:43:21,099
比那个纯纯的红鸭味的你

3721
02:43:21,100 --> 02:43:22,300
要好吃的多啊

3722
02:43:22,300 --> 02:43:24,600
还得是黑鸭味鸭头吧

3723
02:43:25,200 --> 02:43:26,500
卤鸭头真好吃

3724
02:43:26,500 --> 02:43:28,300
卤鸭头真好吃啊

3725
02:43:28,300 --> 02:43:29,633
好奇怪啊

3726
02:43:30,466 --> 02:43:33,633
就我这种接受不了异性食物的东西

3727
02:43:33,633 --> 02:43:35,866
我都不吃什么猪蹄鸡爪之类的

3728
02:43:35,866 --> 02:43:37,733
但是我就觉得鸭头很好吃

3729
02:43:39,500 --> 02:43:40,800
兔头好吃

3730
02:43:40,866 --> 02:43:42,299
没吃过兔头

3731
02:43:43,200 --> 02:43:45,100
我还挺喜欢兔子的

3732
02:43:45,200 --> 02:43:47,400
就感觉吃兔头有点害怕

3733
02:43:48,066 --> 02:43:50,099
初中实验室要解剖鲫鱼

3734
02:43:50,100 --> 02:43:51,866
解剖完食堂喝鱼汤

3735
02:43:51,866 --> 02:43:54,466
那直接不是帮人家杀鱼了吗

3736
02:43:54,600 --> 02:43:55,333
嗯

3737
02:43:55,333 --> 02:43:57,066
叫我最爱的鸭头纹身

3738
02:43:57,266 --> 02:43:59,066
哈哈哈

3739
02:44:00,133 --> 02:44:03,199
这个狗头雕花真的是只能说

3740
02:44:04,500 --> 02:44:07,833
在反串反串技能的这个壁斗上面

3741
02:44:07,833 --> 02:44:09,133
可以排到前三啊

3742
02:44:09,133 --> 02:44:10,833
我心里面的前三

3743
02:44:10,833 --> 02:44:12,233
可以排到前三

3744
02:44:13,533 --> 02:44:15,699
越亲源越接近哺乳动物

3745
02:44:15,700 --> 02:44:17,266
越容易引起反应

3746
02:44:17,533 --> 02:44:20,799
那为什么我看那种那个大白鲸啊

3747
02:44:20,800 --> 02:44:24,400
或者是蓝鲸搁浅在沙滩上的视频

3748
02:44:24,400 --> 02:44:27,066
感觉没有那么大的反应呢

3749
02:44:27,266 --> 02:44:29,266
它应该也是哺乳动物吧

3750
02:44:29,266 --> 02:44:31,666
虽然它看起来像是一条鱼

3751
02:44:33,500 --> 02:44:34,866
兔兔那么可爱

3752
02:44:34,866 --> 02:44:36,299
吃起来倍儿香

3753
02:44:37,633 --> 02:44:39,866
不是说兔肉是没味道的吗

3754
02:44:39,866 --> 02:44:41,399
它跟什么东西一起做

3755
02:44:41,400 --> 02:44:43,200
就是什么东西的味道

3756
02:44:45,433 --> 02:44:48,866
我只吃过那种塑封的小兔丁

3757
02:44:48,933 --> 02:44:51,633
因为主播没有心对不起

3758
02:44:53,133 --> 02:44:53,833
对不起

3759
02:44:53,833 --> 02:44:55,533
怎么一下被攻击了

3760
02:44:55,866 --> 02:44:58,299
那说明你看着觉得是鱼

3761
02:44:58,300 --> 02:45:00,900
是我觉得它看着是一条大鱼

3762
02:45:01,400 --> 02:45:02,200
嗯

3763
02:45:02,300 --> 02:45:05,833
其实我还挺喜欢就是海豚和鲸类的

3764
02:45:05,833 --> 02:45:07,133
这种动物的

3765
02:45:07,233 --> 02:45:09,133
不说它们很聪明吧

3766
02:45:09,500 --> 02:45:11,833
在水族馆里的时候还会拍玻璃

3767
02:45:11,833 --> 02:45:13,399
吓唬小孩什么的

3768
02:45:15,666 --> 02:45:17,066
兔肉没有膻味

3769
02:45:17,066 --> 02:45:18,933
嫩基本没什么味道

3770
02:45:19,033 --> 02:45:20,899
那是很完美的肉啊

3771
02:45:23,433 --> 02:45:25,499
长得越像人形的反而有点暗

3772
02:45:25,500 --> 02:45:27,400
不要跟我说吃猴子的事情

3773
02:45:27,400 --> 02:45:29,700
我想一想都会觉得反胃啊

3774
02:45:30,200 --> 02:45:33,666
这主播当年还在还在互联网上

3775
02:45:34,600 --> 02:45:37,000
在后来网上冲浪的这个时候

3776
02:45:37,233 --> 02:45:38,033
嗯

3777
02:45:38,800 --> 02:45:43,000
就专门挑一些就比较猎奇的东西去看

3778
02:45:43,066 --> 02:45:45,133
人都会有那么一个阶段嘛

3779
02:45:45,133 --> 02:45:47,066
就专门沉迷恐怖故事

3780
02:45:47,066 --> 02:45:48,266
悬疑小说

3781
02:45:48,933 --> 02:45:50,066
杀人悬案

3782
02:45:50,066 --> 02:45:51,733
然后闹鬼的地方

3783
02:45:51,900 --> 02:45:53,666
和一些猎奇的东西的时候

3784
02:45:53,666 --> 02:45:54,399
就看这种

3785
02:45:54,400 --> 02:45:55,733
什么所谓的评选

3786
02:45:55,733 --> 02:45:59,599
世界上最残忍的几大饭菜之一啊

3787
02:45:59,600 --> 02:46:01,733
就看里面配图的那个

3788
02:46:02,666 --> 02:46:03,699
这什么猴脑

3789
02:46:03,700 --> 02:46:05,200
哎我真的受不了

3790
02:46:05,200 --> 02:46:06,900
现在聊聊说说这个词

3791
02:46:06,900 --> 02:46:09,300
都觉得很反胃那种感觉

3792
02:46:09,733 --> 02:46:10,999
看不了这些

3793
02:46:11,833 --> 02:46:13,066
其实我在火锅店

3794
02:46:13,066 --> 02:46:15,133
我也从来不吃脑子类东西

3795
02:46:15,133 --> 02:46:19,233
就包括脑花猪脑这些东西啊

3796
02:46:19,233 --> 02:46:20,466
完全吃不了

3797
02:46:20,466 --> 02:46:23,733
太可怕你怎么知道那真的是猴

3798
02:46:23,733 --> 02:46:26,033
不是别的很像的东西啊

3799
02:46:35,033 --> 02:46:36,533
我要撅过去

3800
02:46:37,533 --> 02:46:38,633
豆腐脑呢

3801
02:46:38,633 --> 02:46:42,233
因为但是他那个那个照片是

3802
02:46:43,333 --> 02:46:45,033
就是怎么说呢

3803
02:46:45,033 --> 02:46:46,933
因为早年的那个互联网

3804
02:46:46,933 --> 02:46:49,199
结果还没有那么严重啊

3805
02:46:49,200 --> 02:46:52,200
他那个照片就是没有打码的直接

3806
02:46:52,200 --> 02:46:57,133
你能看到那个猴子的脑袋盖被掀开了

3807
02:46:57,133 --> 02:46:59,799
然后里面的那种脑子的照片

3808
02:47:08,100 --> 02:47:10,800
对真的会带入包好吓人

3809
02:47:12,833 --> 02:47:15,099
你朋友强迫你吃猪脑

3810
02:47:15,100 --> 02:47:16,533
口感像豆腐一样

3811
02:47:16,533 --> 02:47:18,799
啥味道没尝出来啊

3812
02:47:18,800 --> 02:47:20,000
你朋友真坏

3813
02:47:20,000 --> 02:47:22,266
怎么还强迫你吃这种东西啊

3814
02:47:23,433 --> 02:47:24,466
真受不了

3815
02:47:24,466 --> 02:47:25,266
哎呦

3816
02:47:25,666 --> 02:47:26,599
好可怕

3817
02:47:27,266 --> 02:47:30,299
对啊这种从互联网走开是正确的

3818
02:47:30,300 --> 02:47:33,266
禁网把这些东西禁掉真是太对了

3819
02:47:33,266 --> 02:47:34,066
哎呦

3820
02:47:34,833 --> 02:47:36,099
幼年时候的我

3821
02:47:36,100 --> 02:47:39,600
留下了很深的心理阴影啊啊

3822
02:47:39,600 --> 02:47:40,500
接受不了

3823
02:47:40,500 --> 02:47:42,433
不要讨论脑子的味道

3824
02:47:42,433 --> 02:47:43,799
吃脑子好可怕

3825
02:47:44,600 --> 02:47:46,500
一般是椰子壳装的豆腐

3826
02:47:46,500 --> 02:47:48,600
不是爱笑他那个就是

3827
02:47:48,600 --> 02:47:49,600
怎么说呢

3828
02:47:49,700 --> 02:47:52,333
他是直接给你把这个猴子

3829
02:47:52,533 --> 02:47:55,266
就是有一张很经典的照片啊

3830
02:47:55,266 --> 02:47:56,666
桌上面开个洞

3831
02:47:56,666 --> 02:47:58,699
然后把猴子固定在里面

3832
02:47:58,833 --> 02:48:00,933
现场用那个锯子

3833
02:48:00,933 --> 02:48:04,266
把那个猴子脑壳锯开一半

3834
02:48:04,266 --> 02:48:06,499
然后给你们看里面的那个

3835
02:48:08,066 --> 02:48:09,799
哎我就不想描述了

3836
02:48:09,800 --> 02:48:11,500
你自己脑补一下吧

3837
02:48:11,666 --> 02:48:14,466
他是带着动物本身的一张照片

3838
02:48:15,000 --> 02:48:16,633
而不是就是就是

3839
02:48:16,633 --> 02:48:19,199
做好了然后给你给你弄上来

3840
02:48:19,333 --> 02:48:20,599
哈哈哈

3841
02:48:20,833 --> 02:48:21,933
差不多该回去了

3842
02:48:21,933 --> 02:48:24,033
回工会打游戏了拜拜

3843
02:48:27,533 --> 02:48:30,266
喜欢我植物大战僵尸吗

3844
02:48:30,433 --> 02:48:31,233
嗯

3845
02:48:31,900 --> 02:48:33,133
我都看一些什么

3846
02:48:33,133 --> 02:48:34,833
不是啊所以我说

3847
02:48:34,833 --> 02:48:37,533
我对猴脑和脑之类的这种食物

3848
02:48:37,533 --> 02:48:39,233
有心理阴影啊

3849
02:48:40,800 --> 02:48:43,133
我不想讲的那么明确

3850
02:48:44,433 --> 02:48:45,633
就很可怕

3851
02:48:46,400 --> 02:48:47,666
真的很可怕

3852
02:48:48,900 --> 02:48:49,933
这个你有印象

3853
02:48:49,933 --> 02:48:51,099
有部电影里头就有

3854
02:48:51,100 --> 02:48:52,400
不过用的是假的

3855
02:48:52,400 --> 02:48:55,466
就当时跟一些什么当地猎奇美食

3856
02:48:55,466 --> 02:48:56,299
放在一起

3857
02:48:56,333 --> 02:48:57,833
就包括那个三只

3858
02:48:58,600 --> 02:49:00,233
还有那个那个小老鼠

3859
02:49:00,233 --> 02:49:01,733
崽崽还没长毛的时候

3860
02:49:01,733 --> 02:49:04,199
然后就是叫三声

3861
02:49:04,200 --> 02:49:06,833
然后就直接直接吃掉的那个故事

3862
02:49:07,600 --> 02:49:12,233
很长时间都是我的这个噩梦阴影啊

3863
02:49:12,233 --> 02:49:14,333
就噩梦的内容的一部分

3864
02:49:18,933 --> 02:49:21,299
就还没进网的那个时候啊

3865
02:49:21,300 --> 02:49:23,266
就好奇心害死猫嘛

3866
02:49:23,266 --> 02:49:24,799
只能说毛蛋

3867
02:49:25,333 --> 02:49:28,199
毛蛋已经算是口味比较轻的东西了吧

3868
02:49:29,133 --> 02:49:29,233
好了

3869
02:49:29,233 --> 02:49:32,733
那么今天的直播就要准备到这里了

3870
02:49:32,733 --> 02:49:35,199
再再说下去我要睡不着觉了

3871
02:49:35,733 --> 02:49:36,633
好可怕

3872
02:49:37,633 --> 02:49:38,666
主播这下

3873
02:49:38,666 --> 02:49:41,633
这下义务加班加了十来分钟了

3874
02:49:41,633 --> 02:49:42,999
主播真是好人

3875
02:49:43,000 --> 02:49:43,533
嗯

3876
02:49:43,533 --> 02:49:45,066
主播真是好人吧

3877
02:49:45,500 --> 02:49:47,866
快夸我快夸我

3878
02:49:48,866 --> 02:49:51,133
啊不要再讨论他的口感了

3879
02:49:51,133 --> 02:49:51,933
Kim

3880
02:49:52,800 --> 02:49:54,733
恶心啊对不起

3881
02:49:54,900 --> 02:49:57,133
恶心哈哈哈

3882
02:49:57,133 --> 02:49:58,666
按错东西一会就

3883
02:49:58,666 --> 02:50:02,066
哎呦键都按错了啊

3884
02:50:05,300 --> 02:50:06,233
拜拜

3885
02:50:09,266 --> 02:50:10,433
好梦好梦

3886
02:50:17,666 --> 02:50:24,866
戒了烟染上悲伤我也不想

3887
02:50:37,733 --> 02:50:40,099
豆腐脑吃起来真的很像豆腐

3888
02:50:40,133 --> 02:50:41,466
哈哈哈

3889
02:50:41,466 --> 02:50:42,433
那肯定的吧

3890
02:50:42,433 --> 02:50:44,899
豆腐脑吃起来像豆腐是肯定的吧

3891
02:50:53,833 --> 02:50:54,699
嗯

3892
02:50:54,700 --> 02:50:55,500
让我来试一下

3893
02:50:55,500 --> 02:50:58,066
今天的礼物谢谢古特曼酱的IC

3894
02:50:58,100 --> 02:51:00,433
谢谢金榜的苏克月舰长

3895
02:51:00,600 --> 02:51:01,533
凤凰的舰长

3896
02:51:01,533 --> 02:51:03,266
海克亚酱的舰长

3897
02:51:04,100 --> 02:51:04,900
耶

3898
02:51:05,633 --> 02:51:06,866
太破费了

3899
02:51:07,800 --> 02:51:08,333
嗯

3900
02:51:08,333 --> 02:51:10,333
然后是小k唱的疯狂心动

3901
02:51:10,333 --> 02:51:12,599
谢谢大家小花牛蛙灯牌

3902
02:51:13,133 --> 02:51:17,333
谢谢金宝的6个心愿盲盒

3903
02:51:18,500 --> 02:51:21,400
好的来了一个豆啊还有

3904
02:51:22,133 --> 02:51:22,633
哎

3905
02:51:22,633 --> 02:51:25,733
这是聆听黑暗浪潮的学费呀

3906
02:51:29,666 --> 02:51:30,666
你还吃豆腐脑

3907
02:51:30,666 --> 02:51:31,933
就说豆腐脑吗

3908
02:51:31,933 --> 02:51:34,066
为什么要说是网红脑

3909
02:51:34,066 --> 02:51:35,333
啊一下就豆腐脑

3910
02:51:35,333 --> 02:51:36,599
都不想吃了

3911
02:51:37,033 --> 02:51:37,833
go

3912
02:51:41,500 --> 02:51:43,600
long since i can't hide the inner rush

3913
02:51:43,600 --> 02:51:46,466
fall through the funny now the body got home

3914
02:51:46,666 --> 02:51:49,733
so i'll be moving down and it's time to move on

3915
02:51:49,733 --> 02:51:51,599
crawling on my little crew

3916
02:51:51,633 --> 02:51:55,799
it goes to the mama's the only kind i kinda can't live inside

3917
02:51:55,800 --> 02:51:57,633
she dashed me now i'm double nine

3918
02:51:57,633 --> 02:52:01,533
i'm going in the superstar to call the ocean i know

3919
02:52:01,833 --> 02:52:03,599
ba ba ba da ba ba ba da ba

3920
02:52:04,533 --> 02:52:08,599
can any joke he cancel me ba ba ba

3921
02:52:11,433 --> 02:52:13,066
da ba da

3922
02:52:17,000 --> 02:52:18,666
ba da ba

3923
02:52:55,033 --> 02:52:56,899
pa

3924
02:53:00,233 --> 02:53:01,933
pa pa

3925
02:53:04,133 --> 02:53:07,333
Ra pa pa

3926
02:53:10,233 --> 02:53:12,066
pa Ra pa

3927
02:53:19,133 --> 02:53:22,066
没有人喜欢潘达黑人吗

3928
02:53:22,733 --> 02:53:25,433
为什么今天下播放歌的时候

3929
02:53:25,433 --> 02:53:27,033
都没人发弹幕了

3930
02:53:27,033 --> 02:53:30,133
新闻潘德黑尔有真的不好听吗

3931
02:53:45,066 --> 02:53:45,866
啊对

3932
02:54:07,400 --> 02:54:08,800
大家下午上班

3933
02:54:08,800 --> 02:54:09,600
加油

3934
02:54:37,666 --> 02:54:37,866
拜拜

3935
02:54:37,866 --> 02:54:39,266
我才不去呢

3936
02:54:39,266 --> 02:54:42,133
我要啊我要睡觉了

3937
02:54:43,100 --> 02:54:43,933
拜拜