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one two three

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忘记了姓名的请跟我来

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现在让我们向快乐崇拜

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放下了包袱的请跟我来

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传开去建立个快乐的时代

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快乐到底属于哪个年代

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708090还是y世代

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翻开历史课本答案就算仔细找

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也会找不到背也会背不好

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放松让我来说

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什么年代吹着什么样的风

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我拿着我的麦克风

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唱出old school show

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要ready the road

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没迟到吧

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我手机10点半准时来的

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好期待我和你邀请它一定来

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与其渴望关怀不如一起精彩

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快乐会传染请你慷慨come on

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相恋的失恋的请跟我来

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一边跳一边向快乐崇崇拜

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开心不开心的都跟我来

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美丽而神圣的时光不等待

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到了80年代要喊什么b boys b

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Girls let's make some noise

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紧扣紧紧相依秀出你的身材

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有人露出尖牙千万不要惊讶

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嘻哈正在发芽别胖到爪牙

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lock and pop and we dancing don't stop

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啊

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没有啊我都开播一分钟了

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你听我们这个开头词

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为了你存在

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存在有什么期待

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你邀请他一定来

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与其渴望观海

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不如一起精彩

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快乐会传染

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请你慷慨

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小猫机器人出门旅行啦

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要允许他偶尔放个假

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毕竟主播也会放假

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他也会放假

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临近年关

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他决定不加班

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来一场说走就走的旅行

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向快乐崇拜

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放下了包袱的请跟我来

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传开去建立个快乐的时代

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现代这个匆忙时代

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虽然少了时间千万不要倦怠

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今天的事交给今天去做

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因为明天才有很多时间一起去疯

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yo放肆的节奏看你放肆的舞动

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看你放肆的感动看我放肆的创作

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要我怎么再说

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people feel my flow

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跟我拿着麦克风唱出快乐的show

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忘了你存在有什么期待

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欢乐你邀请它一定来

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与其渴望关怀不如一起精彩

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快乐会传染请你慷慨come on

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相恋的失恋的请跟我来

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一遍跳一边向快乐崇拜

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开心不开心的都跟我来

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美丽而神圣的时光不等待

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哎

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啊开门了

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早上好早上好

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你把麦关了

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没有没有

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我没反应过来啊

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把这100分钟删掉

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100分钟我已经加完了

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开心

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没关吧没关吧

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那个什么我看到了

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今天早上起来的时候看到那个什么

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我那个b站后台给我推送

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说是我达成了新的里程碑

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我一看什么蛋糕播放50万

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哎呀我现在手里面还有那什么

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起的好晚

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我不是起的晚

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我其实9点多就醒了

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9点来钟就醒了

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准确来说我是7点多就睁眼了

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只是赖床赖到9点来钟啊

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但是就不太太舒服

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也不知道是不太舒服还是怎么回事

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你们听我这个嗓子就知道了

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主播这个嗓子

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一般代表了

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主播早上起来的这个精神状态啊

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感觉精神状态比较沙哑

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不是特别不是特别的稳定啊

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晚上好晚上好

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我不是钢琴

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我真不是钢琴

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刚才写作业去了

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如果呃这个这个这个一台电脑挂着

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让他们在牧场里面生产羊毛

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而且一台电脑写作业

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哎

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开瓶碳酸水冲击下嗓子

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哦别提了

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昨天晚上主播主播主播

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玩帕鲁的时候想搬家基建

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然后想着就是对吧多多多玩一会

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就从冰箱里拿了一瓶可乐

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结果这可乐放在电脑边上

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从冰凉的变成滚烫的

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我都忘喝了

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我11点多的时候关电脑的时候

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我才发现

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他在那个电脑边上

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已经变成沸腾的可乐了

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没办法了

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我就去搜这个可乐

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沸腾锅还能喝吗

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啊如果可乐在开罐之前就加热了

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它开罐了之后是不是会喷出来啊

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是不是就不能喝了

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就得就得拿去做菜了

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理论上来说

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一听可乐里面有多少

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有大概 40克左右的糖啊

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这一个人

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一天可能也就吃了20克左右吧

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但是糖这个东西又跟盐和辣

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像我一样沙嗓子主播

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也不知道为什么

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喝冰可乐之后感觉嗓子状态很振奋啊

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染上帕鲁是这样的

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哈哈哈真不能玩游戏

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哎呀主播真不能玩游戏

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主播主播

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就是怎么说

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平常不玩游戏

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主要是知道

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不管是风评好的游戏

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风评差的游戏啊

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以女游戏这种的文字看剧情的卡牌

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点点点游戏啊

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还是3D建造类游戏

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还是对战游戏啊

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自由游戏

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或者是什么在线MMO IPG

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只要主播抱着那种积极的态度去玩

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主播玩啥都能沉迷

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嗯所以最好的办法就是不玩

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一玩就沉迷啊

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恐怖游戏不行

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恐怖游戏不是一种游戏啊

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他没有办法让我得到快乐

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恐怖游戏不行

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恐怖游戏吓人

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喜欢玩恐怖游戏的人

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到底到底是什么样的人啊

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哎是出于什么样的心态

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喜欢玩恐怖游戏呢

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晚上好晚上好

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姥姥晚上好

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朋友们晚上好

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抹布之灵

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必战诱惑

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晚上好邓老师啊

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晚上好我是天赋井超人

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晚上好银色画画

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晚上好研究员

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晚上好有力量去

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晚上好徐老师

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晚上好谢懒喵

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东方咒李想

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晚上好宇博士嗯

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那规则怪谈嘞

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会看上瘾吗

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规则怪谈确实会看上瘾啊

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主要就得益于什么

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主播的想象力很匮乏

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你给我看文字

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我只会啊啊

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吓人这个地方冒出一个狗头啊

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那个地方踩一个砖块会死

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但是我想象不出

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来他那个鬼

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呃这个

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这个鬼长什么样子啊

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或者是什么之类的

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俗话说得好

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就没有那种突然一下吓你一跳

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然后长得很恶心

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环境很压抑的那种恐怖游戏

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其实也也还好吧

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你知道吧

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规则怪谈

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看着你真的有点慌了

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有人喜欢看恐怖电影

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有人喜欢听那种

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就是有声书嘛

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听那种音效的

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有人喜欢看文字的

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有人喜欢玩游戏

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主播就是规则怪谈这种文字类的

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或者是恐怖小说吗

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就这种这种

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其实我不太害怕

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主播是看那个什么什么

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不对不是依萍小小姐

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之前有哪个来着

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好像是知音

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漫客旗下的那个什么什么什么来着

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他有一个分开啊

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不对叫男生女生

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对这个

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这个刊物

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听起来他是那种什么青春校园

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两性关系的

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其实这个男生女生

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每一期封面都是各种各样的

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那种诡异的插图啊

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它里面好多好多鬼故事

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就是看这个其实我不害怕

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我害怕的是那种就是游戏类的

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他能追我啊之类的

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你知道吧

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男生女生向前冲

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不是那个往前跑完之后

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就能拿冰箱回家的节目

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哎真没有人看过吗

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我都怀疑我记忆了

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你们没有那种就是呃

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上学的时候因为没有手机

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所以弄个那种小的MP3在兜里面听歌

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周六周日去那个小卖部下点小说

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在这个MP3里面看

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或者是这个这个

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攒个五六块钱去报刊亭买本杂志

239
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然后分给半个班级的这个男生女生看

240
00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:06,966
你们没有这种体验吗

241
00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,666
青春真的是不完整的

242
00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:11,199
不知道我是05后

243
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,500
好吧哈哈哈

244
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,400
主播上年龄了

245
00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,000
这下主播上年龄了

246
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,333
不过我现在的梦想还是买个PSP

247
00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:23,466
或者是买一个带那个屏幕的那个

248
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,166
那个叫什么来着

249
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,199
不是iPad

250
00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:27,500
iPod对吧

251
00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,366
是不是叫iPod来着

252
00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:31,966
可能现在的就是就是

253
00:10:31,966 --> 00:10:34,899
真正的小孩都没有听过这个东西了

254
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:35,700
你知道吧

255
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:38,099
现在的小孩可能都没有听过

256
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:39,666
iPod是什么东西了

257
00:10:41,566 --> 00:10:44,499
对啊PSP也是好多年前的玩意了

258
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,133
哎呦当时我看那个什么

259
00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:50,599
当时我看这个这个怎么说呢

260
00:10:50,866 --> 00:10:51,899
主播主播

261
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:52,733
在这个这个

262
00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:55,666
这个主播的魔法亲戚里面

263
00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,299
虽然年龄是比较小的

264
00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,600
年仅16岁啊

265
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,666
但是但是主播的辈分比较大

266
00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:04,166
就是比主播大很多的这种

267
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,166
这种这种

268
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,466
可能要20多岁或者30来岁的

269
00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:13,366
都会管主播叫什么小姑啊什么之类的

270
00:11:13,366 --> 00:11:14,933
哈哈哈主播

271
00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:17,666
也不知道为什么主播的辈分比较大

272
00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:21,933
当时主播看主播的大侄子在那边游玩

273
00:11:21,933 --> 00:11:23,966
什么游玩那个PSP

274
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,266
哎呀在幼小的小姑姑屋

275
00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:28,533
心里面留下了很深刻的印象

276
00:11:28,533 --> 00:11:30,333
哈哈啊啊

277
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,266
不是怪人社团

278
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,766
不是不是PSP那个

279
00:11:36,466 --> 00:11:37,266
当时觉得

280
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就是有屏幕能下载小说的东西

281
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,399
简直就是神

282
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,933
神圣的这种这种怎么说呢

283
00:11:46,366 --> 00:11:48,333
神圣的玩具啊

284
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,600
都不敢想有什么联网手机啊

285
00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,566
之类的东西

286
00:11:52,566 --> 00:11:55,199
哎肥猫想进PSP了

287
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:57,166
不不是不是这个意思

288
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:01,200
你们不觉得PSP它作为一个掌机啊

289
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,933
长相非常的经典优美

290
00:12:03,966 --> 00:12:06,966
同时还适配很多所谓的透膜

291
00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,500
可能现在

292
00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:10,966
现在现在

293
00:12:10,966 --> 00:12:13,766
现在大家也不太流行干这个了

294
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,300
当时还比较流行

295
00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,266
就是二次元

296
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:18,899
会把自己最喜欢的角色什么

297
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,100
比如说什么狂三啊啊什

298
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,500
么初音啊

299
00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:24,166
什么琼妹啊这种

300
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,466
这种一般都是这种人气比较高的

301
00:12:26,766 --> 00:12:30,466
把这些角色做一个全屏

302
00:12:30,466 --> 00:12:33,399
痛击出来就全包的那种

303
00:12:33,933 --> 00:12:38,366
手机边框贴贴那个对应颜色的膜啊

304
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:41,966
手机用那个呃这张插图的手机壳

305
00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:44,866
然后壁纸的话也用这个角色的壁纸

306
00:12:44,866 --> 00:12:47,499
你们没有干过这种吗哎

307
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,599
那会玩翻盖手机

308
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:53,500
精通贪吃蛇跟吃豆人

309
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:56,500
那你那你这个年代有点太古早了

310
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,466
主播不行

311
00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:59,099
主播哈哈

312
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:00,333
主不过推箱子

313
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:01,733
贪吃蛇吃到人

314
00:13:01,733 --> 00:13:03,733
玩的都特别没兴趣啊

315
00:13:03,733 --> 00:13:05,299
感觉好无聊啊

316
00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:06,966
可能就像是什么

317
00:13:06,966 --> 00:13:08,066
就像是那个

318
00:13:08,066 --> 00:13:12,533
那个现在的小孩看我摆弄MP3一样吧

319
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,399
哎呦这种这种刺激的

320
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,966
这个预值总是会不断上升

321
00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:18,733
然后不会下降的

322
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,599
PSP有破解

323
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,600
PSP就没这么流行了啊

324
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,133
当时好多的那个game

325
00:13:26,133 --> 00:13:29,366
是不是就是破解的PSP里面的版本啊

326
00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:33,599
我记得当时还有我想玩的

327
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,900
那个魔法少女小圆的游戏

328
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,400
他就是PSP携带版的游戏啊

329
00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:41,699
那时候家里就那个翻盖手机

330
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,766
淘汰下来给你瞎捣鼓的

331
00:13:43,766 --> 00:13:45,899
反正就最无聊的年纪嘛

332
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:49,166
给你两根树枝你都能把它磨出花来啊

333
00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:52,266
从小都是玩电脑

334
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,899
没机会摸奖金

335
00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,933
而你们从小不被限制玩电脑吗

336
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,100
呃你们从小都不被限制玩电脑的吗

337
00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:05,366
主播感觉只有在家里面的人能够

338
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:06,666
就是怎么说呢

339
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:11,066
在听到他们回家的那个轻重脚步声

340
00:14:11,066 --> 00:14:12,699
在他们打开门之前

341
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,700
可以马上藏进被窝里的

342
00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,300
这种东西

343
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:18,166
才是真正属于我自己的娱乐玩具啊

344
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,966
电脑这种又大又笨重又不在自己房间

345
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,666
使用了之后还会留下很多痕迹

346
00:14:25,666 --> 00:14:26,399
比如说他那

347
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,300
个主机很烫之类的啊这种

348
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,333
这种东西太不行了

349
00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:33,099
太不行了哎呀

350
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,133
动画喜欢出一些掌机和主机的粉丝

351
00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:40,766
像游戏反正我当时对于游戏

352
00:14:40,933 --> 00:14:42,766
都没有什么正版不正版

353
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:44,333
购买不购买这概念

354
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,299
完全没有

355
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,400
因为我以为

356
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,366
这些游戏就是你买了这个游戏机之后

357
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,166
都能玩的

358
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:52,166
要不然网上为什么有这么多

359
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:55,533
什么PSP专属版的游戏资源发布呢

360
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,300
那都是他们购买了这个游戏机之后

361
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,800
然后这个游戏机厂商送给他们

362
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:04,333
我不知道什么叫盗版

363
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,700
因为我从来没摸过正版啊

364
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,966
很长一段时间都是啊啊

365
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,000
你爹摸机箱温度暴露之后

366
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,466
我被揍了一顿

367
00:15:13,933 --> 00:15:16,299
那都因为这种事情挨过打吧

368
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,300
应该都因为这种事挨过打

369
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:21,966
现在不是有个说法吗

370
00:15:21,966 --> 00:15:23,866
说这个这个是谁

371
00:15:23,866 --> 00:15:25,699
都成年了很久了

372
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:28,966
然后还在这个合租房里面

373
00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:30,566
听别人的脚步声

374
00:15:30,566 --> 00:15:32,766
怕自己的门被突然间打开

375
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,999
探出一个爸爸或者妈妈的脑袋

376
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,533
问你今天作业写多少啦

377
00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:38,333
之类的

378
00:15:38,766 --> 00:15:42,199
一听到楼梯里传来的脚步声就紧张

379
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:45,600
一听到电梯走到自己这楼门打开了

380
00:15:45,733 --> 00:15:48,099
就会下意识的提起精神啊

381
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,400
这就是小时候老玩电脑

382
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,300
留下的一种后遗症啊

383
00:15:53,066 --> 00:15:54,599
心理上的不安全

384
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,999
主播现在睡觉睡一半睡到迷糊

385
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,066
要是听到那个电梯响了

386
00:16:01,066 --> 00:16:03,933
还会用自己为数不多的清醒的脑子

387
00:16:03,933 --> 00:16:04,566
想一下

388
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:07,499
会不会有人打开我的门啊什么之类的

389
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,300
你看到24小时的声明

390
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,333
就没有过一点疑惑吗

391
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,466
从小都是长到那个什么

392
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,066
本资源仅供交流学习

393
00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,866
请在24或48小时内删除

394
00:16:21,466 --> 00:16:23,899
再加上澳门什么那个什么厂

395
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,300
什么什么呃点

396
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,466
击连接网站

397
00:16:26,466 --> 00:16:26,966
什么什么

398
00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:29,333
从小都是看这些长大的呀

399
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,533
我以为就像那个看动画的那个

400
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,599
提供一下

401
00:16:32,766 --> 00:16:33,399
那个提供

402
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,533
怎么念来着

403
00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:38,299
呃什么什么什么可能外星人

404
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,899
什么OK星巴士什么那些糖串

405
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,966
我以为就像这个一样呢

406
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:46,066
哈哈哈哈喽花生

407
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:47,666
听到一点脚步

408
00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:48,799
对就得仔细听一下

409
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,766
是不是爹妈的声音啊

410
00:16:50,766 --> 00:16:51,566
呃

411
00:16:51,966 --> 00:16:53,499
感冒机器人寄了

412
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,000
什么时候复活呀

413
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,533
他们都很想他

414
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,066
是的几个视频网站

415
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:01,533
没有就直接百度

416
00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:02,966
一般没有

417
00:17:02,966 --> 00:17:05,499
那什么开播通知也记了啊

418
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,100
开播通知也记了

419
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,366
那怎么办

420
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,466
那我自己手中艾特一下吧

421
00:17:10,466 --> 00:17:11,533
什么时候复活呀

422
00:17:11,533 --> 00:17:12,333
千金

423
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,533
他咋老进呢

424
00:17:18,966 --> 00:17:21,366
我我手动艾特一下等一下

425
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:35,166
玩电脑是因为没有能带进被窝的东西

426
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:44,333
为什么不攒钱买一个呢

427
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,966
什么时候复活啊

428
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,999
哎呀花指导的服务器炸了啊

429
00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:51,766
他什么情况花指导

430
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,566
哈喽大家

431
00:17:58,966 --> 00:18:00,766
哎原来原来

432
00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:02,866
真的有好多人不看钟表

433
00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:04,866
就等主播每贴艾特曼

434
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,399
是是这样吗

435
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:09,366
家里人炸了

436
00:18:09,366 --> 00:18:10,699
花指导什么时候弄好

437
00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:12,066
服务器什么时候恢复

438
00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:15,299
好好好祝他早日复活

439
00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:17,599
祈祷着祈祷你

440
00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:23,499
但是

441
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,766
一般家里人对于电脑的管制程度

442
00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:28,099
应该是最高的吧

443
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,666
我记得之前有个那个呃

444
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:31,800
零几年的时候

445
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,000
有一个什么什么网吧的那个事情啊

446
00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:37,499
反正之后家里面就会

447
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,400
就会给我看一些什么

448
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:43,199
呃某小学生沉迷上网怎么怎么样

449
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,766
某初中生啊

450
00:18:44,766 --> 00:18:46,899
沉迷网络染上网瘾

451
00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:48,533
最终导致什么

452
00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:49,466
呃这个

453
00:18:49,466 --> 00:18:50,766
前程尽毁

454
00:18:50,766 --> 00:18:52,899
家破人亡这东西

455
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,166
我的评价是当年要是没有

456
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:10,333
家人们刚才给我弹了一个窗啊

457
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:14,133
叫什么Steam远程畅玩

458
00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:16,399
咩啊不再可用

459
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,700
这是什么意思啊

460
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,700
这这是钓鱼的提示吗

461
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,866
我我没有用过这个

462
00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:26,199
远程唱完啊

463
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:31,466
对你是小学生

464
00:19:31,466 --> 00:19:33,199
家里人不让你玩电脑

465
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:39,366
这是我Steam掉线了啊

466
00:19:39,366 --> 00:19:41,699
原来这个不是什么钓鱼网站啊

467
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,666
主播对钓鱼网站的识别度

468
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:44,999
一是有点小低啊

469
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:45,800
哈哈

470
00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:49,299
或者电脑关机了啊

471
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,333
我没有啊

472
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:51,599
但是这不是这

473
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:55,766
我我我这不是直着播还打着VTS呢吗

474
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,066
哎为什么

475
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:02,266
多谢谢

476
00:20:05,566 --> 00:20:07,733
那会爸妈吃完饭出去散步

477
00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:08,699
半个小时

478
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:09,566
只要门一关

479
00:20:09,566 --> 00:20:11,066
速度开机啊

480
00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:12,666
主播当时呃

481
00:20:12,666 --> 00:20:15,199
第一次学会说什么说场面话

482
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,333
说漂亮话

483
00:20:16,533 --> 00:20:18,599
就是为了偷偷玩电脑

484
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,800
呃

485
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:23,166
其实也不全是为了玩电脑吧

486
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,333
主要是据据主播上次所说

487
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,566
主播有一边有很多讨厌的亲戚

488
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,766
主播不想那个什么

489
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,366
这个过年的时候跟他们走动

490
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,866
所以在爸爸妈妈说哎

491
00:20:38,866 --> 00:20:40,499
你要去人家家拜年

492
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,666
你要跟我们一起去

493
00:20:41,666 --> 00:20:44,133
的时候就绞尽脑汁的说

494
00:20:44,133 --> 00:20:45,933
哎呀我的作业还没写完

495
00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:47,566
我想在家好好学习

496
00:20:47,566 --> 00:20:50,066
我想锻炼独立生存的能力

497
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,333
我想要在家里面

498
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,399
这个自己尝试一下做饭

499
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,800
我还有很多手工没有做啊

500
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,966
我不想去

501
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,400
太耽误我的学习了

502
00:21:01,766 --> 00:21:03,499
我就我就这样讲

503
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,600
然后最后最后说服了他们

504
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,733
他们相信了我

505
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,366
把我独自留在家里

506
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:11,099
最后那一个下午我就玩电脑大玩特玩

507
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,100
非常开心

508
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,500
无视他没啥事应该

509
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,500
那就那我就不管了啊

510
00:21:23,566 --> 00:21:25,199
我的另一台电脑

511
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,166
我这是另一台设备上离线了

512
00:21:28,733 --> 00:21:30,533
哦别提了别提了

513
00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,533
怎么会有人连自己Steam账号

514
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:33,999
密码都不记得啊

515
00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:37,966
我用那台电脑下游戏的时候啊

516
00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:38,999
他叫我登录

517
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,966
我登录我试了好久好久好久

518
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,499
都没有试明白

519
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,766
我的那个账号密码到底是什么

520
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:47,700
最后实在没办法了

521
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,766
又把这台老电脑打开之后

522
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:52,066
看了一下老电脑上保存的信息

523
00:21:52,066 --> 00:21:53,199
才找到了

524
00:21:53,533 --> 00:21:56,166
怎么会有人连这种东西都记不住啊

525
00:21:58,466 --> 00:22:00,966
关键就自己注册的账号

526
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,666
自己设置的密码

527
00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:06,299
主播这么多年的密码就就那么三两个

528
00:22:06,300 --> 00:22:09,133
重复用我给我急死了

529
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,200
哎

530
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,133
那是什么

531
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,566
过年带你表妹一起玩7K

532
00:22:16,566 --> 00:22:19,799
7K和4399直接逃离亲戚

533
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,500
你们不会被压着过去拜年吗

534
00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:24,599
过去认人啊

535
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,700
你是谁呀

536
00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:26,933
我是谁呀

537
00:22:26,933 --> 00:22:29,399
你记不记得我是你哪个姑姑啊

538
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,566
你记不记得我是你哪个婶婶

539
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,900
你没有这种坐牢的环节吗

540
00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:36,766
你可以直接跳到玩电脑吗

541
00:22:36,766 --> 00:22:38,466
这么好啊

542
00:22:39,966 --> 00:22:41,533
打猫要多少配置

543
00:22:41,533 --> 00:22:44,466
我打算开一台99的阿里云来着

544
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,600
那是什么

545
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:48,499
你都把这些东西放在备忘录里

546
00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,366
众所周知

547
00:22:49,366 --> 00:22:52,966
主播是做那个军火账号交易的

548
00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:54,999
主播的备忘录里面写了

549
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,900
大概得有二三十个邮箱啊

550
00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:59,366
我就一个一个的试

551
00:22:59,366 --> 00:23:02,966
我说哪个会是我用来注册的邮箱呢

552
00:23:06,666 --> 00:23:07,866
我人都认不清

553
00:23:07,866 --> 00:23:10,266
我就说带我表妹去玩了

554
00:23:10,266 --> 00:23:11,966
先走了你们聊

555
00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:12,933
嗯

556
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,800
幼小的我

557
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,900
跟在这个这个非常年长的大侄子身后

558
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,600
然后大侄子跟我说小姑

559
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,133
咱们去哪玩呀

560
00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:25,799
我说你有没有什么电子设备

561
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,933
来给我玩一玩

562
00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:28,399
这个这个这个

563
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,466
好不容易能摆一下长辈的图案

564
00:23:30,466 --> 00:23:31,666
我说我说哎

565
00:23:31,766 --> 00:23:34,999
大侄子你有没有什么这个电子设备

566
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:35,966
有没有什么啊

567
00:23:35,966 --> 00:23:38,199
PSP啊MP3啊之类的

568
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,966
呃给我玩一玩

569
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:42,700
正好那个时候我还很小

570
00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:44,266
我还在上小学

571
00:23:44,266 --> 00:23:46,333
我大侄子已经要高考了

572
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,866
怎么会有这么大的年龄差呀

573
00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,333
啊好奇怪呀

574
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,066
你们有没有那种长年龄

575
00:23:53,066 --> 00:23:54,799
比你们小的长辈啊

576
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,466
面对人家的时候不会觉得很奇怪吗

577
00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:02,266
老家没有给红包的习俗

578
00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:03,333
过年不拜年

579
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:04,299
那挺好的

580
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:06,600
过年不拜年也不给红包

581
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,533
这很合理

582
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,733
过年拜年又拿不到红包

583
00:24:09,766 --> 00:24:11,399
这才是我难受的地方

584
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,933
这是侄子啊是啊

585
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,766
是啊我这叫小学

586
00:24:17,766 --> 00:24:19,533
人家都要高考了

587
00:24:21,933 --> 00:24:24,999
我家里面唯一记得清的就是

588
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,666
就是他们几个啊

589
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,966
因为他们他们比我大太多了

590
00:24:28,966 --> 00:24:30,499
比我高太多了

591
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:33,266
之后还是还是要叫我小姑

592
00:24:34,733 --> 00:24:37,299
所以说我觉得还蛮怪的

593
00:24:39,533 --> 00:24:41,166
开播通知机器人

594
00:24:41,166 --> 00:24:42,866
这样配置稍微高一点

595
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,666
1G内存1G硬盘

596
00:24:44,666 --> 00:24:45,999
我也有我也有

597
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,766
1G内存1G硬盘

598
00:24:47,766 --> 00:24:49,299
这个这个这个我有

599
00:24:50,133 --> 00:24:51,133
那倒没有

600
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:54,333
毕竟我人都喊不清我喊啥啊

601
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:56,066
人都认不清我喊啥

602
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,400
那倒也是吧

603
00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,200
你侄子的女儿都上小学了

604
00:25:01,933 --> 00:25:03,733
你年龄还挺大的

605
00:25:03,733 --> 00:25:05,766
你小姑小你3岁

606
00:25:05,866 --> 00:25:08,499
那你面对他的时候不觉得很奇怪吗

607
00:25:08,666 --> 00:25:11,333
就你小姑小你3岁什么的

608
00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:14,566
他是你的长辈

609
00:25:14,566 --> 00:25:16,099
又比你年龄小

610
00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,933
今年回家还得给你小姑买礼物呢

611
00:25:20,933 --> 00:25:23,166
那你那你们是当长辈相处

612
00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:24,933
还是当妹妹相处啊

613
00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:32,133
小姑给个红包

614
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:34,066
我还那么大点呢

615
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:36,166
就给他们包红包啊

616
00:25:36,366 --> 00:25:37,699
哎呦天呐

617
00:25:42,066 --> 00:25:42,866
唉

618
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:48,899
发两把巧克力差不多得了

619
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,300
各叫各的

620
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,533
我还试图管他们叫哥哥和姐姐

621
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,933
被被被家人发现之后被训了一顿

622
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,400
我要叫他们哥哥姐姐的话就全乱了

623
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,700
大家辈分就全乱套了

624
00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:07,400
有人就要升级当太奶了

625
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,800
他们还不想当太奶啊

626
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,666
而且我这么叫的话

627
00:26:11,666 --> 00:26:12,566
就相当于

628
00:26:12,566 --> 00:26:15,999
把我爸爸妈妈的辈分拉低了一大辈

629
00:26:18,066 --> 00:26:19,566
所以被他们训了

630
00:26:20,066 --> 00:26:21,066
直呼大名

631
00:26:21,066 --> 00:26:23,899
可以吧应该也可以吧

632
00:26:25,466 --> 00:26:28,999
你准备预算1,500组一台服务器

633
00:26:29,266 --> 00:26:30,933
服务器是实体的吗

634
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,499
服务器是实体的吗

635
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,100
后也倾盆而下

636
00:26:38,133 --> 00:26:39,799
笑一瞬间惯性表演

637
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,866
面无表情生人勿近

638
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:43,199
揭开舒适的尴尬

639
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,166
那个EC啊

640
00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:49,999
EC EG是到底是比较高的那个

641
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,500
还是比较低的呀

642
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,200
实体的这个不是云服务器吗

643
00:26:55,366 --> 00:26:56,999
实体的服务器是

644
00:26:58,366 --> 00:26:59,466
一台电脑

645
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,800
服务器还能是虚拟的吗

646
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,866
不都是云服务器吗

647
00:27:06,766 --> 00:27:07,566
哎

648
00:27:11,933 --> 00:27:14,399
这个东西到底有多贵啊

649
00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:19,266
EC说的是一核心1G内存

650
00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:25,299
那主播现在吹牛的电脑可以做这种吗

651
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,466
超出了主办评级的知识范围的事啊

652
00:27:29,466 --> 00:27:31,466
你们你们聊主播听不懂

653
00:27:33,566 --> 00:27:34,866
主服务器玩什么

654
00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:36,466
玩打包机器人

655
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:37,400
哎呀

656
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:41,466
云服务器是租别人服务器的意思

657
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,166
那这个什么

658
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,366
最近不是那么多人租服务器玩帕鲁吗

659
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:51,399
我看他们也不是都像大家一样都懂的

660
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:55,000
这这应该不是人类生活的常识吧

661
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:59,400
应该不懂的人还是大多数吧

662
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,666
主播真是电脑白痴吧

663
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,500
我被我被什么

664
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:05,799
我被理工男包围了

665
00:28:07,933 --> 00:28:10,666
因为你24小时开着比较费电

666
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:11,766
也容易坏

667
00:28:11,766 --> 00:28:14,166
个人电脑都不适合做服务器

668
00:28:14,966 --> 00:28:17,133
云服务器就是机房的服务器

669
00:28:17,133 --> 00:28:20,366
虚拟机腾讯云作帕鲁服务器

670
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:22,099
由傻瓜操作一条龙

671
00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:24,966
这个世界上有傻瓜操作一条龙

672
00:28:24,966 --> 00:28:28,533
这种服务就是为了主播这种人诞生的

673
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,966
那要是每一个人都懂这个的话

674
00:28:32,966 --> 00:28:34,199
那也就不需要

675
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,100
哎

676
00:28:36,933 --> 00:28:40,066
你去机房逛一圈大概能整明白

677
00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:42,166
你们是不是太高看我了

678
00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:45,099
我每周都去机房写作业

679
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,933
我怎么什么都没搞明白

680
00:28:48,466 --> 00:28:50,533
你还挺自豪那

681
00:28:50,533 --> 00:28:51,666
这个这个这个

682
00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:53,533
正是因为我有不懂的东西

683
00:28:53,533 --> 00:28:54,933
而大家有懂的东西

684
00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:57,166
所以大家才能当我的老师嘛

685
00:28:57,466 --> 00:28:58,799
那你们在抽象这一块

686
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,200
肯定也没有主报懂啊

687
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,666
我们互相学习嘛

688
00:29:01,666 --> 00:29:02,566
这有什么的

689
00:29:04,366 --> 00:29:05,366
这有什么啦

690
00:29:05,366 --> 00:29:07,399
我我才不会觉得丢人呢

691
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,366
但是机房

692
00:29:09,366 --> 00:29:12,199
的条件会成本更高

693
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,500
肥猫这种肯定不能放进机房

694
00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:15,300
为什么

695
00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:18,266
我已经过了会到处捣乱的年纪了

696
00:29:18,266 --> 00:29:19,866
我我不会这样的

697
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,200
为什么

698
00:29:23,566 --> 00:29:24,933
机房不是一个屋子

699
00:29:24,933 --> 00:29:27,533
里面放很多电脑就叫机房吗

700
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,899
怎么没人说话呀

701
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,466
因为我掉毛

702
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:49,533
掉毛好吧好吧

703
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,300
那是网吧

704
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:56,733
没有这只有这个

705
00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:58,366
机房里到底有什么啊

706
00:29:58,366 --> 00:29:59,666
为什么我问一下

707
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:04,100
新房

708
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,600
里面有什么

709
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,466
IDC机房最常见的设备有机柜

710
00:30:15,733 --> 00:30:17,966
KVM切换机

711
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:21,300
接入绘制交换器

712
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:26,000
路由器光纤跳线网络跳线

713
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,300
离线和配件

714
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:36,133
房再大一点就叫计算中心了

715
00:30:36,966 --> 00:30:37,999
嗯

716
00:30:48,166 --> 00:30:49,099
二

717
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,000
二

718
00:30:58,066 --> 00:30:58,866
啊

719
00:30:59,366 --> 00:31:02,466
是那种很高的里面有好多柜子的

720
00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:04,699
我在科幻片里面看到过

721
00:31:04,966 --> 00:31:06,333
不想聊这个了

722
00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:07,866
聊这个双至尊

723
00:31:10,066 --> 00:31:10,866
我去

724
00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,500
我这临时补了一下课

725
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:16,966
又长脑子了

726
00:31:16,966 --> 00:31:19,966
不是看两张机房图片就能长脑子吗

727
00:31:19,966 --> 00:31:22,533
有点侮辱我们这些学子

728
00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,599
这么多年的寒窗苦读了

729
00:31:27,266 --> 00:31:28,499
感觉啊

730
00:31:32,733 --> 00:31:33,566
啊

731
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:36,999
什么叫科幻片啊

732
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,566
这不是标配的吗

733
00:31:38,566 --> 00:31:41,099
那你觉得主播除了在科幻片里面

734
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:41,566
生活里

735
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,866
还有什么地方能接触这个东西吗

736
00:31:45,066 --> 00:31:45,966
肯定没有啊

737
00:31:45,966 --> 00:31:47,999
那肯定是小学飞机课呀

738
00:31:48,133 --> 00:31:49,866
我们现在也有那个

739
00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:52,366
那个课要用到那个教室

740
00:31:52,366 --> 00:31:54,066
然后里面全是电脑那种

741
00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:55,899
我以为那就叫机房呢

742
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,600
啊

743
00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:05,933
有句话说的好啊

744
00:32:05,933 --> 00:32:11,999
这个什么21世纪是信息的时代

745
00:32:12,133 --> 00:32:16,299
主播显然已经很符合自己的背景设定

746
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:18,666
已经成为了一个古代人了

747
00:32:19,466 --> 00:32:22,066
哎现出哎

748
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:23,766
我吗

749
00:32:26,366 --> 00:32:27,166
差不多了

750
00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:28,133
该过载了

751
00:32:28,133 --> 00:32:29,499
我已经过载了

752
00:32:29,500 --> 00:32:32,266
肥猫能直播学计算机网络吗

753
00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:37,000
主播

754
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,966
依稀记得自己选修过一次CS的课程啊

755
00:32:41,966 --> 00:32:43,699
然后直播写作业的

756
00:32:43,700 --> 00:32:48,333
时候被弹幕大家轮流指导

757
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,533
主播写的一塌糊涂

758
00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:54,899
然后大家轮流指导主播

759
00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:58,933
帮助主播拿下作业啊哎呀

760
00:33:00,266 --> 00:33:01,566
有点受不了了

761
00:33:05,266 --> 00:33:08,399
计算机网络都都讲什么东西啊

762
00:33:08,900 --> 00:33:12,933
i'm on somebody what's in my head

763
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:20,000
看困了看困了

764
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,466
不能看这些不能看这些

765
00:33:22,466 --> 00:33:24,599
主播觉得学那个什么

766
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,566
学魔法学历史学三科还是不错的

767
00:33:27,933 --> 00:33:29,933
主播暂时没有转业的打算

768
00:33:29,933 --> 00:33:31,266
主要是看不懂啊

769
00:33:31,533 --> 00:33:33,066
不懂就问弹幕

770
00:33:33,066 --> 00:33:35,499
这作业写起来不简单多了

771
00:33:37,533 --> 00:33:39,533
那我也不能把画面全放出来

772
00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:41,266
我把画面一放出来

773
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,200
比起这个作业的答案

774
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,300
大家可能更倾向于先先

775
00:33:45,300 --> 00:33:47,766
先玩一玩主播的和啊之类的

776
00:33:48,266 --> 00:33:49,799
燕燕你真可爱

777
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:50,866
我可爱了

778
00:33:50,866 --> 00:33:51,533
我现在哎呦

779
00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:53,899
满满面愁云啊

780
00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,866
愁死我了

781
00:33:57,566 --> 00:34:02,066
我的那个早上写作业哎

782
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,600
还没写出来就来直播

783
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,566
你们没发现

784
00:34:05,566 --> 00:34:06,733
主播今天脑袋上

785
00:34:06,733 --> 00:34:10,266
就像有一块小乌云笼罩在上面一样吗

786
00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,733
今天的作业都没写完哈哈

787
00:34:21,766 --> 00:34:24,599
在充满这种没有完成的

788
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,466
这个代办事项的时候

789
00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:28,799
整个人的压力都会很大

790
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,666
看看作业还是不看了

791
00:34:31,666 --> 00:34:32,933
之后我们明天

792
00:34:32,933 --> 00:34:35,933
我明天的直播是随机安排的

793
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:36,966
要不我咋说

794
00:34:36,966 --> 00:34:38,466
我问大家要不要来

795
00:34:38,466 --> 00:34:39,766
来玩一下帕鲁吧

796
00:34:39,766 --> 00:34:41,099
因为来拍帕鲁的时候

797
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,800
我应该还是很可爱的

798
00:34:42,966 --> 00:34:43,699
但是但是

799
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:44,666
那个什么呀

800
00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:45,399
但是但是

801
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,000
如果我一旦来杂谈

802
00:34:47,066 --> 00:34:48,933
你们就会发现我满腹愁云

803
00:34:48,933 --> 00:34:50,133
就会非常疑心

804
00:34:50,466 --> 00:34:53,133
主播你最近是不是大海掉太多了

805
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,866
主播怎么都不好好直播了呀

806
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,400
你说话的时候颠三倒四的

807
00:34:58,533 --> 00:35:01,099
怎么感觉还还有点那个什么呀

808
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:02,066
有点低落

809
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:02,866
主播

810
00:35:02,933 --> 00:35:05,899
你是不是不想认真的对待我们了

811
00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:07,400
你说话哎呦

812
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,600
真不是的

813
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,600
你拿下吧

814
00:35:09,666 --> 00:35:10,299
什么东西

815
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,166
居然难倒聪明的肥猫

816
00:35:12,166 --> 00:35:14,333
跟聪明沾不上任何关系啊

817
00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:16,166
但是反而是绝顶了

818
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,099
我一按我这个脑袋

819
00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:22,966
后面有一块发旋的那个地方

820
00:35:23,533 --> 00:35:24,366
就这个地方

821
00:35:24,366 --> 00:35:27,533
上次掉头发掉掉了一小块

822
00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:31,166
秃的一直到现在这个脑袋就痛

823
00:35:31,366 --> 00:35:32,766
哎呦痛痛的

824
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,366
这个馒头了

825
00:35:36,366 --> 00:35:39,933
哎嗨呀该冲80了

826
00:35:39,933 --> 00:35:43,899
嗨呀哎呀没事的

827
00:35:43,900 --> 00:35:45,466
这个这个这个

828
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,333
希望我的作业成绩

829
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:51,066
可以像我的大海数量一样高啊

830
00:35:51,766 --> 00:35:51,999
主办

831
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,666
以前玩o的时候像玩PA这么可爱吗

832
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:56,366
我玩PA不可爱吧

833
00:35:56,366 --> 00:35:58,566
我觉得我玩PA只是没什么压力

834
00:35:58,566 --> 00:36:00,466
都很放松的时候吧

835
00:36:00,866 --> 00:36:02,499
而且玩帕没什么目标啊

836
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:05,300
我一玩那种要目标的游戏我就很急

837
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:08,600
就比如说那个要把怪都杀光

838
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,066
而要完成什么任务

839
00:36:10,066 --> 00:36:11,266
要秀操作

840
00:36:11,533 --> 00:36:12,499
要过神庙

841
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,766
一玩这个我就很急

842
00:36:13,766 --> 00:36:14,799
但玩帕的话

843
00:36:14,933 --> 00:36:16,066
你是想干嘛

844
00:36:16,066 --> 00:36:16,933
你想干活

845
00:36:16,933 --> 00:36:17,899
你想打人

846
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:19,466
你是想就是孵蛋

847
00:36:19,466 --> 00:36:20,466
你想击剑

848
00:36:20,466 --> 00:36:21,499
都行啊

849
00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:23,366
主播现在正在搞基建啊

850
00:36:23,366 --> 00:36:25,599
给自己装了一个很华丽的卧室

851
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,600
明天开帕帕的时候给大家看一下

852
00:36:28,866 --> 00:36:32,299
好吧主播说话怎么这么像懒洋洋

853
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,366
不好啦

854
00:36:34,366 --> 00:36:39,099
喜羊羊车长又被灰太狼抓走啦

855
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:43,199
你你好像不是第一个这么说的

856
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,766
但我觉得懒羊羊那个声音挺中性的

857
00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:47,299
不要偏男生啊

858
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,733
主播这个声音吧

859
00:36:48,733 --> 00:36:51,866
他就我觉得还挺女孩子的吧

860
00:36:51,866 --> 00:36:56,299
啊一看就是可爱善良机灵啊

861
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,300
又通晓古今魔法的

862
00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:02,200
这个伟大的魔法史肥猫是吧

863
00:37:05,366 --> 00:37:06,899
到时候一茬毛囊

864
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,000
毛囊都没了

865
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,300
种也没得种了

866
00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:13,800
种头发的前提是得在别的地方头发多

867
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,666
主播的头发是满脑袋均匀的少

868
00:37:16,666 --> 00:37:18,766
你把哪个地方剃秃了

869
00:37:19,133 --> 00:37:20,933
以百分之二三十的成活率

870
00:37:20,933 --> 00:37:22,266
百分之四五十的成活率

871
00:37:22,266 --> 00:37:23,399
种到另一个地方去

872
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,733
有什么意义呀

873
00:37:24,966 --> 00:37:27,766
我觉得植发就是一个骗局

874
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,166
你的发量少的话

875
00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:31,333
植发根本没有任何作用

876
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:33,300
你发量多的话

877
00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:34,733
你把它扎起来有

878
00:37:34,733 --> 00:37:37,666
一块根本就看不出来那个地方秃了

879
00:37:38,100 --> 00:37:39,133
除非是你

880
00:37:39,133 --> 00:37:40,299
唯一的是什么呢

881
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,566
就是你头发又很多

882
00:37:42,566 --> 00:37:45,066
你发际线的那个地方又掉了很多

883
00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:48,066
但一般来说不会有这样的人啊

884
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,199
怎么会有这样的

885
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,266
发量又大

886
00:37:50,266 --> 00:37:52,266
然后发际线又往后推

887
00:37:52,266 --> 00:37:53,666
中间发缝又宽

888
00:37:53,866 --> 00:37:56,133
直发只适合这样的人

889
00:37:57,966 --> 00:38:00,666
就只能有1万根或者1,000根头发

890
00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:02,099
去赌那二

891
00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:06,966
三百根长在关键地方的头发能活下来

892
00:38:06,966 --> 00:38:07,766
好吧

893
00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:12,566
主播你不是魔法学院在读吗

894
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,500
我以后会是厉害的大魔法师的

895
00:38:15,866 --> 00:38:17,466
哈哈哈

896
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,333
我以后会是厉害的大魔法师了

897
00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:25,699
想做一个和嫣嫣人的房子

898
00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:26,500
那你做呀

899
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:27,900
你正好弄个服务器

900
00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:30,466
然后把主播的打包机器人挂在上面

901
00:38:31,766 --> 00:38:34,766
游戏的服务器可以拿来挂机器人吗

902
00:38:35,066 --> 00:38:36,699
呃米呀米呀

903
00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:39,733
我命令你去听我星球铁道的不眠之夜

904
00:38:39,733 --> 00:38:40,566
你是谁啊

905
00:38:40,566 --> 00:38:42,066
你还命令我下来

906
00:38:42,066 --> 00:38:43,366
呦呦呦咦

907
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:49,266
要不然先研究假发吧

908
00:38:49,266 --> 00:38:50,566
我研究了大家

909
00:38:50,566 --> 00:38:53,333
我发现女用的假发分为几种啊

910
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,700
一种是那种两边带一个小别针之后

911
00:38:56,700 --> 00:38:58,466
卡在你本来的头发上的

912
00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:00,099
它是半假发

913
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:03,766
就是只给你挡发际线前半段那一块

914
00:39:03,933 --> 00:39:05,933
但是如果你的后脑勺

915
00:39:05,933 --> 00:39:08,066
或者是你秃的太厉害

916
00:39:08,066 --> 00:39:10,266
而像主播一样的话

917
00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:11,699
头发太少了的话

918
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,600
你就没有办法用这种所谓的

919
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,500
轻薄款的假发呀

920
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,366
你就只能用那种很厚重的

921
00:39:17,366 --> 00:39:20,366
类似于cos的要带全头头套的假发

922
00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,200
但那种假发又非常假

923
00:39:22,733 --> 00:39:23,333
怎么办呢

924
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:24,499
这高温丝啊

925
00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:25,066
什么都用

926
00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:26,766
非常假所以你就

927
00:39:26,766 --> 00:39:30,166
你就得买那种真人头发做出来的假发

928
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:32,866
这种假发一般价格不菲啊

929
00:39:32,866 --> 00:39:34,466
几千块钱一顶

930
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:38,200
他把那个叫什么递真头皮啊

931
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,300
全仿真连发

932
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:41,933
缝都给你仿出来了

933
00:39:41,966 --> 00:39:43,566
但是一旦把发缝仿出来

934
00:39:43,566 --> 00:39:44,666
就会有人不满意

935
00:39:44,666 --> 00:39:45,066
说哎

936
00:39:45,066 --> 00:39:48,266
你的假发发缝比我本人脑袋子还大

937
00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:50,099
我买你这玩意干什么呀

938
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,000
所以说挑来挑去啊

939
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:52,900
这个预算

940
00:39:52,900 --> 00:39:55,533
逐渐从几十块钱放到100来块钱

941
00:39:55,533 --> 00:39:57,066
又放到200来块钱

942
00:39:57,166 --> 00:39:58,399
又放到1,000来块钱

943
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,566
也是没有看到合适的假发

944
00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:03,466
主要这东西你买回来

945
00:40:03,466 --> 00:40:07,066
你也没有办法去去试戴它

946
00:40:07,066 --> 00:40:07,566
你知道吧

947
00:40:07,566 --> 00:40:09,133
你试戴完了之后

948
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:09,933
人家说啊

949
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:11,599
定制产品不退不换

950
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:12,500
你不合适的话

951
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,966
你这个钱就打水漂了你知道吧

952
00:40:15,533 --> 00:40:17,466
低头假发会掉吗

953
00:40:17,466 --> 00:40:18,199
是吧

954
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,533
这个假发的话低头一般来说你有卡子

955
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,066
现在的假发都蛮高级的

956
00:40:24,066 --> 00:40:26,466
会给你卡在你原来的头发上

957
00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:28,966
但是他卡在原来头发上的话

958
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,300
就会有个问题啊

959
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:31,800
你卡在的那个地方

960
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,766
你的真发就会不停的掉

961
00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:35,999
而且本来大家掉发的原因

962
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,900
很大一部分就是什么出油啊

963
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:42,100
或者是这个头皮健康状况异常啊

964
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:43,400
压力大之类的

965
00:40:43,666 --> 00:40:45,366
你再用外力往下拽

966
00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:47,499
你再这个戴个假发

967
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,666
让他不痛风

968
00:40:48,866 --> 00:40:52,499
那不是纯纯的就掉的越来越快吗

969
00:40:52,766 --> 00:40:55,466
就像你去修甲店修指甲一样

970
00:40:55,766 --> 00:40:58,599
你去修甲店修指甲他只会这个

971
00:40:59,166 --> 00:40:59,866
怎么说呢

972
00:40:59,866 --> 00:41:01,166
越修越难受

973
00:41:01,366 --> 00:41:02,366
你到最后发现

974
00:41:02,366 --> 00:41:04,299
你本来一个月去修一次家

975
00:41:04,466 --> 00:41:07,699
你修着修着半个月就得去一次了啊

976
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:09,000
原来真研究过了

977
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,266
那当然主播可是很积极的

978
00:41:11,466 --> 00:41:14,733
哈哈哈主播可是很积极的

979
00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:17,766
主播早就知道执法是一个骗局了

980
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,966
假发戴多很容易头秃的

981
00:41:23,266 --> 00:41:25,366
你把现在自己的头发收集起来

982
00:41:25,366 --> 00:41:26,933
以后做假发的

983
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:30,700
谁要我这样的头发做假发

984
00:41:30,700 --> 00:41:32,733
又细又软又容易断

985
00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,199
我都不要

986
00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:38,000
我都不要啊

987
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,300
这个这个东西怎么说呢

988
00:41:40,533 --> 00:41:42,133
以前看动物世界

989
00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:43,333
还嘲笑那种

990
00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:47,166
哎呀这个换季的时候掉毛

991
00:41:47,166 --> 00:41:48,499
然后感到自卑

992
00:41:48,533 --> 00:41:51,933
然后被被群体孤立的这种野生动物

993
00:41:51,933 --> 00:41:53,299
什么野狼啊

994
00:41:53,966 --> 00:41:56,766
猎狗啊之类的这些东西啊

995
00:41:56,766 --> 00:41:59,566
说他们这个哪一块秃了

996
00:41:59,566 --> 00:42:03,366
哪一块战斗之后毛秃了会被群体孤立

997
00:42:03,366 --> 00:42:05,399
会觉得哈哈他们真傻

998
00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:07,500
现在自己秃了一块

999
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:11,133
就感觉全世界都塌了哈哈哈

1000
00:42:13,566 --> 00:42:15,666
现在掉毛掉的难以形容

1001
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,733
应该每个人都有掉发问题吧

1002
00:42:17,733 --> 00:42:21,366
我不信谁没有掉发问题啊哎

1003
00:42:22,966 --> 00:42:23,999
很尴尬呀

1004
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
所以说这东西就很尴尬

1005
00:42:26,266 --> 00:42:28,899
哎呀越宅越不出门

1006
00:42:29,133 --> 00:42:31,699
然后这个这个自信心越低

1007
00:42:32,266 --> 00:42:35,466
呃发现头发掉多了就宅

1008
00:42:35,700 --> 00:42:39,533
然后宅完了之后就就就继续掉

1009
00:42:39,533 --> 00:42:40,933
哈哈

1010
00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:44,333
哎主播这个阴暗的时代呀

1011
00:42:44,766 --> 00:42:47,099
一节课秃顶讲完了

1012
00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,933
还不知道啊

1013
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:52,133
小学老师假发掉在讲台下面

1014
00:42:52,666 --> 00:42:54,899
哎他还是挺辛苦的

1015
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:56,200
我掉发

1016
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,466
人对别人的幻想罢了

1017
00:42:58,466 --> 00:43:00,599
真的吗真的吗

1018
00:43:01,066 --> 00:43:05,299
难道这个世界上真的有头发油光闪亮

1019
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:12,266
浓密修长又粗壮亮又多又健康的人吗

1020
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,500
我不相信我不相信

1021
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:19,666
我相信大家在现代社会都熬夜

1022
00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:21,766
都喜欢吃油腻的东西

1023
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,333
生活压力都大啊

1024
00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:26,333
我觉得大家都应该有点

1025
00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:28,866
多多少少有点掉发的症状

1026
00:43:29,333 --> 00:43:31,933
就像每个女孩可能都会觉得

1027
00:43:31,933 --> 00:43:33,399
该减肥一样

1028
00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:38,699
啊你不要打破我的幻想了

1029
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,166
我只有这么想的时候

1030
00:43:40,166 --> 00:43:42,466
才会让我的心灵好一点

1031
00:43:43,166 --> 00:43:45,466
能不能不要打破我的幻想

1032
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,000
求你了哥

1033
00:43:47,066 --> 00:43:48,866
我真的破房了

1034
00:43:50,966 --> 00:43:51,999
哎呀

1035
00:43:53,366 --> 00:43:55,366
你这是在描述头发吗

1036
00:43:55,366 --> 00:43:58,566
是啊我的头发乌黑浓密

1037
00:43:59,266 --> 00:44:01,366
哎你没有看过那个早年

1038
00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:02,333
好老的哥哥

1039
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:03,299
好老的主播

1040
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:04,700
你是不是上过世纪的人

1041
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:05,999
就是那个那

1042
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,500
个哎我现在说这个

1043
00:44:08,500 --> 00:44:10,466
可能都没有什么人知道了

1044
00:44:10,466 --> 00:44:12,499
当时还是b站火出去的呢

1045
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:16,766
就是那个霸王啊还是什么洗发水那个

1046
00:44:16,766 --> 00:44:18,866
端端加特技哇

1047
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,166
现在一想

1048
00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:23,199
这种老梗简直像神马都是浮云一样

1049
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,500
这这这梗应该很多年了吧

1050
00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:29,500
那个年头还没有这么传播的快呢

1051
00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,933
一年可能也就那么10个

1052
00:44:31,933 --> 00:44:35,799
20个大家都知名都在玩的那种梗

1053
00:44:36,933 --> 00:44:39,866
现在基本上一天能出十来个吧

1054
00:44:39,866 --> 00:44:41,699
你根本学都学不明白

1055
00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:42,766
忽然就发现

1056
00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:45,133
大家使用网络用语的这个

1057
00:44:45,133 --> 00:44:47,099
说话语气又变了一轮

1058
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,866
半个月不上网

1059
00:44:48,933 --> 00:44:50,999
人家在说啥你就听不懂了

1060
00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:52,466
越来越快了

1061
00:44:53,100 --> 00:44:56,900
哇人群当初钻出了一个光头

1062
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,000
嗯呐

1063
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,133
好古老的东西啊

1064
00:45:00,133 --> 00:45:02,133
是啊好古老的东西啊

1065
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:04,099
主播啊我也掉发

1066
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:06,566
听你讲直发讲的津津有味

1067
00:45:06,566 --> 00:45:08,466
我建议不要直发

1068
00:45:09,266 --> 00:45:11,066
男生我说实话

1069
00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,533
你们你们男生我说实话

1070
00:45:13,666 --> 00:45:16,999
就除非是那个秃的太大一块了

1071
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,533
要不然你们可以试试把头发留长

1072
00:45:19,933 --> 00:45:21,799
本来头发这个东西吧

1073
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,000
你留那么短

1074
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:26,733
你看起来其实他就他就很那个啥

1075
00:45:26,866 --> 00:45:29,566
他就他就很不显多

1076
00:45:29,766 --> 00:45:31,599
你要是哪一块秃了

1077
00:45:31,766 --> 00:45:33,899
哪一块就是比较稀疏

1078
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:35,600
你就把它留长一点吧

1079
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,366
留长一点自然就盖住了主播的头发好

1080
00:45:39,366 --> 00:45:42,666
就是只能说靠着长度再挽住啊

1081
00:45:42,766 --> 00:45:45,533
要是剃成男生那种长度的话

1082
00:45:45,533 --> 00:45:49,566
哇早就斑斑驳驳了完蛋了

1083
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:56,500
留寸头怎么你了

1084
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:58,666
留寸头是自信的表现

1085
00:45:58,666 --> 00:46:00,199
不是所有人都有

1086
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:04,100
那什么不是所有人都有留寸头的能力

1087
00:46:04,266 --> 00:46:06,933
我个人认为是留长会不会掉

1088
00:46:06,933 --> 00:46:09,933
这个取决于你的发质和发量啊

1089
00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:13,699
这个取决于你头皮抓地的那个能力吧

1090
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:14,666
怎么说呢

1091
00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:15,099
确实每

1092
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:17,533
个人都有自己适应的头发长度

1093
00:46:17,533 --> 00:46:21,166
我的头发一旦超过胸口

1094
00:46:21,366 --> 00:46:22,933
他就会掉的很快

1095
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,300
剪短一点的话他就会掉的慢一些

1096
00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:29,466
但是这个说法是没有科学依据的

1097
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:32,166
这个说法没有任何科学依据啊

1098
00:46:32,266 --> 00:46:33,933
有科学依据的是什么呢

1099
00:46:33,933 --> 00:46:36,499
其实你掉发的根数相差不多

1100
00:46:36,666 --> 00:46:38,933
只不过在你头发短的时候掉了

1101
00:46:38,933 --> 00:46:40,399
你可能看不太出来

1102
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,766
你头发长的时候

1103
00:46:41,766 --> 00:46:42,766
你梳完了之后

1104
00:46:42,766 --> 00:46:44,333
那个头发缠在梳子上面

1105
00:46:44,333 --> 00:46:45,533
然后你一看啊

1106
00:46:45,533 --> 00:46:46,699
我掉了这么多

1107
00:46:46,700 --> 00:46:47,666
即使你捋一下

1108
00:46:47,666 --> 00:46:49,333
发现跟你短头发的时候掉了

1109
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:50,866
根数是没有任何差别的

1110
00:46:50,866 --> 00:46:52,733
只是它体积变大了而已

1111
00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:55,966
是吧你为什么把环拧给绊了

1112
00:46:58,566 --> 00:47:00,166
啊那你把它放出来吧

1113
00:47:00,166 --> 00:47:02,366
我不知道呀哎

1114
00:47:03,300 --> 00:47:04,266
我不知道呀

1115
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:06,800
主播主播怎么会知道这种事情

1116
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,900
他应该又发病了吧

1117
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:14,466
主播不会随便杀人的

1118
00:47:14,466 --> 00:47:16,866
主播杀人肯定是有主播的原因的

1119
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,400
一般头发短养头发嘛

1120
00:47:21,466 --> 00:47:23,733
反正你妈妈这么告诉你的

1121
00:47:23,933 --> 00:47:24,766
应该应该

1122
00:47:24,766 --> 00:47:25,466
那什么呀

1123
00:47:25,466 --> 00:47:28,533
弹幕生堂这应该是又发病了

1124
00:47:28,966 --> 00:47:31,733
他应该没有什么其他的原因啊

1125
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:35,866
怎么会有其他的原因呢

1126
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,100
主播杀人看心情

1127
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,900
主播杀人看发言啊

1128
00:47:40,133 --> 00:47:41,766
主播杀人主要看发言

1129
00:47:41,766 --> 00:47:43,166
还有看SC啊

1130
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,366
留太长洗个头能直接给下水口堵了

1131
00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:50,266
有那种

1132
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:53,566
专门溶解下水道里面的头发的东西

1133
00:47:54,700 --> 00:47:56,733
主要是我发现好多时候

1134
00:47:56,733 --> 00:47:58,366
哎呦这个头发一长

1135
00:47:58,366 --> 00:48:00,766
假设说没有堵在下水口

1136
00:48:00,766 --> 00:48:02,733
是直接冲下去了的话

1137
00:48:03,066 --> 00:48:04,933
他就会很那个啥呀

1138
00:48:05,066 --> 00:48:07,199
是发百分百进度被我办了吗

1139
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,000
不是不是

1140
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,466
他肯定是发病了

1141
00:48:09,466 --> 00:48:11,866
又开始发那些主播不想看到的

1142
00:48:11,866 --> 00:48:14,566
这个这个这个称呼啊什么之类的

1143
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:15,800
肯定是在发

1144
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,166
病主播不会不会冤枉人的

1145
00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:20,799
虽然主播不知道他具体做了什么

1146
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:22,866
但是主播半天肯定是他在发病

1147
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:26,400
应该是吧

1148
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,000
不是的话主播要给他道歉啊

1149
00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:33,766
百分比进度半人

1150
00:48:33,766 --> 00:48:36,166
我不就节目效果玩了一次嘛

1151
00:48:36,166 --> 00:48:38,199
主播保卫80件嘛

1152
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,066
大家帮帮忙吧

1153
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,300
比他什么主播

1154
00:48:42,566 --> 00:48:44,533
主播能保卫80件嘛

1155
00:48:44,533 --> 00:48:47,299
哈哈大家帮帮忙吧

1156
00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:49,400
啊我们的那个

1157
00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:50,533
这个月的那个

1158
00:48:50,533 --> 00:48:53,299
什么150件的那个见长礼物

1159
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:54,733
其实已经解锁了

1160
00:48:54,733 --> 00:48:57,066
所以说哎呦没有人看钟表

1161
00:48:57,066 --> 00:48:59,866
我再来口口口述一下吧

1162
00:48:59,866 --> 00:49:02,299
好吧都没有怎么保卫

1163
00:49:02,300 --> 00:49:05,733
那就是没有才要保卫下去的嘛对吧

1164
00:49:07,466 --> 00:49:08,566
各位大人

1165
00:49:08,566 --> 00:49:12,666
哈哈米亚米亚的音乐建造礼物

1166
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,900
正在火热举行中啊

1167
00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:16,333
米亚米亚的这个这个

1168
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:19,366
这个音乐大红海啊

1169
00:49:19,366 --> 00:49:21,166
加满了一个葱花

1170
00:49:21,733 --> 00:49:24,766
这个窗花是那种带白底的贴纸啊啊

1171
00:49:24,766 --> 00:49:27,066
带带透明塑料底的贴纸吧

1172
00:49:27,066 --> 00:49:30,499
反正他不是那种呃全部剪出来的

1173
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:34,300
因为这个工艺设计是这样的耶嗯

1174
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,533
你保护了些什么

1175
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:38,399
耶耶

1176
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,766
人你保护了些什么

1177
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:42,500
我大哥们就画的

1178
00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,966
主播等你去打工赚米上架

1179
00:49:49,133 --> 00:49:50,566
谢谢谢谢

1180
00:49:50,566 --> 00:49:52,133
我会等着你的

1181
00:49:52,466 --> 00:49:58,366
可是要是要是呃攒的钱比较少的话

1182
00:49:59,566 --> 00:50:00,866
还是要过年了

1183
00:50:00,866 --> 00:50:02,866
给自己加点好吃的吧

1184
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:04,800
哦别提了

1185
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,466
一说到就买好吃的

1186
00:50:06,466 --> 00:50:09,799
我就想起来看到那个预制年菜的广告

1187
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:12,500
那个广告真吓人吧

1188
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,500
你们有没有看到那个预制年菜的广告

1189
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:16,300
啊

1190
00:50:17,066 --> 00:50:19,866
感觉这玩意这个这个这个

1191
00:50:19,866 --> 00:50:20,899
做这个广告

1192
00:50:20,900 --> 00:50:24,333
设计这个广告的人绝对是阴阳怪气

1193
00:50:24,333 --> 00:50:25,733
心有不甘啊

1194
00:50:25,733 --> 00:50:29,766
然后怀抱着很多的这种这种想法

1195
00:50:29,766 --> 00:50:30,899
设计出来的

1196
00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:31,933
买好地狱

1197
00:50:31,933 --> 00:50:33,566
哎呦我真是服了那种

1198
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:37,366
到时候贴窗上你妈该

1199
00:50:37,366 --> 00:50:38,966
问你这东西哪来的啦

1200
00:50:38,966 --> 00:50:41,666
你说有小猫给你拜年啊

1201
00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:42,466
这不挺好

1202
00:50:42,466 --> 00:50:43,733
买点肥牛卷

1203
00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:47,199
没看到看一看

1204
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,666
哎呦我真服了

1205
00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:51,099
我看一下怎么怎么给你们贴出来

1206
00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:53,000
要不你们自己找一下吧

1207
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:55,166
我我描述一下吧

1208
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,700
在非常灰暗的室内里面啊

1209
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:02,466
这个背景都是铁质的那种家具啊

1210
00:51:02,466 --> 00:51:04,299
黑色的这个墙壁啊

1211
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:05,933
白色的桌子

1212
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,966
一个强颜欢笑面如菜色的打工人

1213
00:51:09,966 --> 00:51:13,166
对着屏幕那边AI生成的爸妈照片

1214
00:51:13,533 --> 00:51:17,166
快乐的以夸张的皮笑肉不笑的姿势

1215
00:51:17,300 --> 00:51:18,933
张开了自己的双手

1216
00:51:18,933 --> 00:51:21,533
指着桌上的预制年菜啊

1217
00:51:21,533 --> 00:51:23,199
跟跟爸爸一起拍照

1218
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,766
我觉得挺挺那个的

1219
00:51:24,766 --> 00:51:25,966
我的评价是

1220
00:51:26,900 --> 00:51:29,333
而且最关键就是这个东西

1221
00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:32,666
整个它的色调非常的暗啊

1222
00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:35,099
不管是这个打工人的出租房

1223
00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:36,266
还是爸妈这边

1224
00:51:39,933 --> 00:51:42,499
音乐遇到问题需要关闭

1225
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:45,600
我们对此不便深表抱歉

1226
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,300
妈呀主播在讲这个

1227
00:51:53,300 --> 00:51:55,333
我QQ音乐自杀了

1228
00:51:55,766 --> 00:51:56,166
而且

1229
00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:59,299
他还给我弹出了一个很早期的窗口

1230
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:03,933
就是QQ宠物那个时期的美术风格啊

1231
00:52:04,533 --> 00:52:06,166
所以给我看漏了一下

1232
00:52:06,766 --> 00:52:08,533
听描述好像恐怖片

1233
00:52:08,533 --> 00:52:10,399
这不就是中式恐怖片吗

1234
00:52:10,900 --> 00:52:13,166
大过年三十不放假

1235
00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:14,399
在单位加班

1236
00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:18,266
连吃一顿现炒的热乎菜的权利都没有

1237
00:52:18,266 --> 00:52:20,333
因为商家告诉你说

1238
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,366
你要购买预制年菜

1239
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:23,466
预制年菜好

1240
00:52:23,466 --> 00:52:24,599
预制年菜香

1241
00:52:24,733 --> 00:52:27,966
预制年菜减少你浪费在吃饭上的时间

1242
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:31,199
啊让你可以这个快乐的摆盘什么的

1243
00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:34,499
粉刺感好强

1244
00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,533
我觉得这个

1245
00:52:35,533 --> 00:52:37,666
这个负责设计这个美术的人

1246
00:52:37,666 --> 00:52:40,333
他肯定也不太想做这个广告

1247
00:52:40,766 --> 00:52:44,966
关键最关键的是他还在那个屏幕上面

1248
00:52:44,966 --> 00:52:45,866
所有的字

1249
00:52:45,866 --> 00:52:49,266
都是那种带着细细黑色描边的

1250
00:52:51,133 --> 00:52:51,966
怎么说呢

1251
00:52:51,966 --> 00:52:53,599
蜡黄色的字啊

1252
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:56,466
所以把这个画面搞的非常的诡异

1253
00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:57,600
正常来说

1254
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,733
广告怎么会有人用那种字体

1255
00:52:59,733 --> 00:53:01,099
那种颜色呢

1256
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:02,800
啊就像正义长一样

1257
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,400
看到正义长这个弹幕啊

1258
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,400
我就觉得

1259
00:53:05,566 --> 00:53:08,299
就像我看这个广告时候的心情啊

1260
00:53:08,766 --> 00:53:10,799
好多外卖都是预制菜

1261
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:12,600
怎么判断是不是预制

1262
00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:14,533
很简单啊

1263
00:53:14,533 --> 00:53:19,599
你去拼那个什么多上面买点买点

1264
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,200
那个预制菜

1265
00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:25,133
你买回来观察一下你就知道了啊

1266
00:53:25,133 --> 00:53:27,366
有一个说法是在点外卖的时候

1267
00:53:27,366 --> 00:53:30,399
那个商家假设他是叉叉

1268
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:34,066
点叉叉比如说肥猫呃

1269
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:35,900
肥猫秘制啊

1270
00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:39,466
点蜜汁鸡腿肉饭之类的

1271
00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:40,999
这种卖家呃

1272
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,366
或者说是什么呃

1273
00:53:43,366 --> 00:53:44,899
炒麻辣香锅

1274
00:53:44,966 --> 00:53:47,599
攒80万当彩礼之类的

1275
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:48,700
这种卖家

1276
00:53:48,766 --> 00:53:50,566
就是预制菜

1277
00:53:51,133 --> 00:53:52,733
据说是这样的

1278
00:53:54,166 --> 00:53:55,966
你们都是去酒楼

1279
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,933
那去酒楼挺好的呀

1280
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,200
你们加拿大有没有这种赛博朋克

1281
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,066
我的评价是巴不得有啊

1282
00:54:03,166 --> 00:54:05,533
现在大家已经开始抵制预制菜了

1283
00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:07,499
而如果你问人在加拿大的

1284
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:09,933
留着有好吃的预制菜卖

1285
00:54:09,933 --> 00:54:11,733
你们你们你们你们

1286
00:54:11,733 --> 00:54:12,766
你们买不买

1287
00:54:12,766 --> 00:54:13,966
国内卖5块钱

1288
00:54:13,966 --> 00:54:14,866
这边卖你5刀

1289
00:54:14,866 --> 00:54:15,666
你买不买

1290
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,500
大家绝对都说买买

1291
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:18,733
因为这边的现炒菜

1292
00:54:18,733 --> 00:54:21,133
真是比他们预制菜还要难吃

1293
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,966
花最多的钱打最多的小费

1294
00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:28,333
吃最难吃的加拿大混合中餐啊

1295
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,500
你也巴不得

1296
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:37,666
我巴不得有预制菜好吧

1297
00:54:38,166 --> 00:54:40,533
哦主要是没有这些

1298
00:54:40,533 --> 00:54:43,366
没有我们中餐的什么麻婆豆腐

1299
00:54:43,366 --> 00:54:44,666
鱼香茄子啊

1300
00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:46,166
没有我们伟大的中餐

1301
00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:46,966
呃

1302
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:48,800
你在干嘛

1303
00:54:50,533 --> 00:54:52,199
我教你上舰长

1304
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:53,966
是教你给麦给我关好

1305
00:54:53,966 --> 00:54:56,566
上舰长看LUG他的内务的

1306
00:54:56,566 --> 00:54:58,566
不是教你用哔哩哔哩直播

1307
00:54:58,566 --> 00:55:01,066
关公众号给我上剑的有爱乐

1308
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,933
今天我室友在美

1309
00:55:06,933 --> 00:55:09,099
颜蜜儿直播间开通了

1310
00:55:09,100 --> 00:55:11,566
现场啊哈哈

1311
00:55:14,466 --> 00:55:15,866
怎么今天是卢卡

1312
00:55:15,866 --> 00:55:19,199
卢卡night beaver的什么周年纪念

1313
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,566
日文没什么问题

1314
00:55:20,566 --> 00:55:23,466
但是主播可能不太会唱这首歌

1315
00:55:25,066 --> 00:55:27,366
啊我前天啊

1316
00:55:27,366 --> 00:55:29,799
前天大前天的时候

1317
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,066
然后我问我问有人都说

1318
00:55:32,066 --> 00:55:35,699
我说这个马上就是MG看的内幕了

1319
00:55:35,700 --> 00:55:36,766
你们要不要看啊

1320
00:55:36,766 --> 00:55:39,533
你要看的话我去看一个大航海

1321
00:55:39,733 --> 00:55:43,099
然后我们我们可以一起在客厅投影看

1322
00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:45,700
哈哈哈我们可以一起在投

1323
00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:46,800
肯定投影看

1324
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,733
我说我说我说可以

1325
00:55:49,266 --> 00:55:50,133
他说什么

1326
00:55:50,133 --> 00:55:53,799
他说他直接买那个买碟了

1327
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:54,966
就不打算看了

1328
00:55:54,966 --> 00:55:55,933
因为我们不是

1329
00:55:55,933 --> 00:55:58,499
不在那个中国大陆地区之内吗

1330
00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,133
我们还要开加速器

1331
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:02,533
开加速器看的话延迟就很大

1332
00:56:02,533 --> 00:56:03,999
可能会一卡一卡的

1333
00:56:04,266 --> 00:56:06,399
就是而且就是因为现在这个

1334
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:08,333
这个出国没带卡嘛

1335
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,533
他就没有办法

1336
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,966
这个开大航海没办法用iOS

1337
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,400
就是给那个麦克官号上剑闸

1338
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,933
我说可以上剑闸

1339
00:56:17,933 --> 00:56:18,599
我可以上

1340
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,533
因为这个

1341
00:56:19,533 --> 00:56:21,733
我们哔哩哔哩有伟大的

1342
00:56:21,733 --> 00:56:22,933
这个微信公众号

1343
00:56:22,933 --> 00:56:24,533
我们可以用微信公众号

1344
00:56:24,666 --> 00:56:26,366
在哔哩哔哩直播充值啊

1345
00:56:26,366 --> 00:56:27,666
我怎么这么熟练

1346
00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:29,333
因为直播的时候说太多了

1347
00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:32,166
哈哈哈哎我去上剑没有分成

1348
00:56:32,166 --> 00:56:33,299
我说可以用这个

1349
00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:35,400
这个哔哩哔哩直播来充值啊

1350
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,400
然后他当时

1351
00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:40,300
就发消息跟我说啊

1352
00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:41,600
好我懂了

1353
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:42,566
哈哈

1354
00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:46,366
我叫你不是回来你给我上街找的

1355
00:56:48,566 --> 00:56:50,566
啊谢谢你们的见长

1356
00:56:50,566 --> 00:56:52,199
你怎么开了个一起来

1357
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,800
总算学会了

1358
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,800
不是这样学的

1359
00:56:58,133 --> 00:57:00,333
我教教教教

1360
00:57:00,366 --> 00:57:03,866
1231 我教了些什么事

1361
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:07,300
我不是教你这个的

1362
00:57:07,733 --> 00:57:08,733
我现在有一路的

1363
00:57:08,733 --> 00:57:10,733
一九八戒早点

1364
00:57:11,933 --> 00:57:14,099
妈妈后头你哪里敢走

1365
00:57:14,566 --> 00:57:18,699
哈哈妈妈叫哈达西死

1366
00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:19,900
啦死啦的

1367
00:57:22,366 --> 00:57:23,733
因合作方要求

1368
00:57:23,733 --> 00:57:25,799
该志愿暂时无法收听

1369
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,566
我们正在争取歌曲努力回归

1370
00:57:30,733 --> 00:57:32,699
不要不要上舰长群

1371
00:57:33,666 --> 00:57:35,333
不要不要进舰长群

1372
00:57:36,566 --> 00:57:39,133
我要紧急叫停这场直播

1373
00:57:39,266 --> 00:57:40,366
不要进这条群

1374
00:57:40,366 --> 00:57:41,366
不要进这条群

1375
00:57:41,366 --> 00:57:42,599
他们都是变态

1376
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,366
我们要我们要商议一下

1377
00:57:45,366 --> 00:57:46,666
不要进这条群里

1378
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:52,299
合理怀疑肥猫的教学能力

1379
00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:54,166
我这不是把它教会了吗

1380
00:57:54,766 --> 00:57:56,266
保留一下隐私吧

1381
00:57:56,266 --> 00:57:58,133
我们已经我们已经够熟悉了

1382
00:57:58,133 --> 00:57:59,599
保留一下隐私吧

1383
00:58:01,466 --> 00:58:03,699
哈哈哈我要傻了

1384
00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:07,700
no no no no不不不不要来千家军

1385
00:58:07,700 --> 00:58:09,466
我求求你了

1386
00:58:11,133 --> 00:58:11,933
啊

1387
00:58:14,300 --> 00:58:16,700
不对的这这个不光是为了我

1388
00:58:16,700 --> 00:58:19,066
还是为了我们燕燕人的形象着想

1389
00:58:19,100 --> 00:58:21,733
燕燕人的大家在这条群里面都非常的

1390
00:58:21,966 --> 00:58:23,366
呃这个发言情

1391
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:24,800
喂

1392
00:58:25,566 --> 00:58:26,866
真得不进吧

1393
00:58:26,866 --> 00:58:28,266
真不要进了吧

1394
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:31,200
你咋教了个198舰长出来的

1395
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,333
我咋知道

1396
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,766
我怎么会知道这种事情啊

1397
00:58:41,566 --> 00:58:44,533
按正常来说应该不会开那个什么了吧

1398
00:58:44,533 --> 00:58:46,366
不会开啊

1399
00:58:46,366 --> 00:58:51,566
对对对因为我跟我跟我跟袁璐说

1400
00:58:51,566 --> 00:58:55,299
我跟袁璐说那个我今天直播啊

1401
00:58:55,300 --> 00:58:57,600
因为上次不是相思相忆哭

1402
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,300
你给我上剑掌吗

1403
00:58:59,733 --> 00:59:04,199
然后他说能不能点那个UC里的歌啊

1404
00:59:04,933 --> 00:59:06,499
哈哈哈谢谢

1405
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:08,966
有力耐续的趁早啊

1406
00:59:08,966 --> 00:59:09,866
厚德里安

1407
00:59:09,866 --> 00:59:11,699
你看多我超低

1408
00:59:11,866 --> 00:59:13,266
感谢支持

1409
00:59:14,133 --> 00:59:16,199
上次叫你可以给我上剑甲

1410
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,800
那个时候我没有骗

1411
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,300
是有水电费

1412
00:59:19,366 --> 00:59:21,166
我已经转给他了

1413
00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:22,899
你说句话呀你

1414
00:59:22,966 --> 00:59:26,566
哈哈哈你说句话帮我澄清一下

1415
00:59:26,766 --> 00:59:30,199
哎呀那个什么相思相遇空吟

1416
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:32,700
上次相见不是说要点首歌吗

1417
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:34,066
要点那个什么

1418
00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:35,400
要点那个

1419
00:59:35,666 --> 00:59:36,733
呃呃

1420
00:59:37,566 --> 00:59:39,499
点尤森利亚的那个

1421
00:59:39,933 --> 00:59:41,099
呃火鸟

1422
00:59:41,266 --> 00:59:43,499
不是他他说要点尤森利亚的歌

1423
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,066
我说是不是那个火

1424
00:59:45,066 --> 00:59:46,266
鸟啊哈哈

1425
00:59:46,266 --> 00:59:48,366
他说你怎么知道我要点这个

1426
00:59:48,466 --> 00:59:49,933
然后他又点诡计

1427
00:59:49,933 --> 00:59:53,466
这两首歌是我室友跟我们两个

1428
00:59:53,733 --> 00:59:55,066
就是有一路三跟我

1429
00:59:55,066 --> 00:59:56,566
我们两个唱歌的时候

1430
00:59:56,566 --> 00:59:59,199
他一定会给主播

1431
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,933
都听差不多了

1432
01:00:01,566 --> 01:00:02,899
接下去之后骗

1433
01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:04,466
不骗了不骗了

1434
01:00:04,466 --> 01:00:06,333
我不是故意的

1435
01:00:06,566 --> 01:00:07,866
斯密巴塞

1436
01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:18,499
我知道有人要说主播是炒作狗

1437
01:00:22,766 --> 01:00:24,366
晚上好晚上好

1438
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,800
真没剧本吧

1439
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:30,400
要有剧本的话主播要能这么作

1440
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,900
主播不得整点妙语连珠的

1441
01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:37,866
接下来是不是还要送上近的和直的

1442
01:00:37,866 --> 01:00:40,999
不不不不不不不不对不对的

1443
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:43,399
我们不能给叔叔送钱

1444
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,600
要上近的和直的

1445
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:49,000
人比感觉不如逛街买点东西吃

1446
01:00:50,366 --> 01:00:52,466
不对的肯定不会的啦

1447
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:54,966
呃钱钱钱

1448
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,100
呃因为陆生一直都是很好很好的人啊

1449
01:00:59,566 --> 01:01:00,799
没事的没事的

1450
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,133
到时候那个那个那个

1451
01:01:04,733 --> 01:01:06,599
他出道的时候啊

1452
01:01:06,700 --> 01:01:08,600
他他他有迟到的时候

1453
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,933
我会去给他上个厕所

1454
01:01:09,933 --> 01:01:12,666
哈哈哈啊

1455
01:01:14,366 --> 01:01:16,866
没有中间商赚差价

1456
01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:19,199
是啊哈哈哈

1457
01:01:21,366 --> 01:01:23,099
自闭症要发作了

1458
01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:31,966
我只上个舰长吗

1459
01:01:31,966 --> 01:01:33,199
啊怎么了

1460
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:35,466
就是问不是

1461
01:01:35,466 --> 01:01:37,266
为什么要他上提督点

1462
01:01:37,266 --> 01:01:39,499
和我联动恐怖游戏啊

1463
01:01:39,733 --> 01:01:42,166
难道不是应该有人上两个提督点

1464
01:01:42,166 --> 01:01:45,133
他跟我我们俩联动恐怖游戏吗

1465
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,000
怎么最后恐怖游戏也播给你们看了

1466
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:49,733
提督也不是你们出的

1467
01:01:49,733 --> 01:01:51,599
还是他给我出一个提督点

1468
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:53,533
播我俩玩恐怖游戏

1469
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:58,133
他要听我尖叫的话很简单啊

1470
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:01,500
我做饭的时候站在我旁边

1471
01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,266
我就会这个这个这个

1472
01:02:03,266 --> 01:02:07,066
经常因为把东西或者瓶子碰到地上

1473
01:02:07,466 --> 01:02:08,766
放声大叫

1474
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:14,200
他又不用点恐怖游戏才能听

1475
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,100
而且怎么会有人喜欢听别人尖叫呢

1476
01:02:19,133 --> 01:02:20,799
多么没风度啊

1477
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:24,366
是吧尖叫是非常没风度的气氛

1478
01:02:27,533 --> 01:02:28,799
瓶子还活着真好

1479
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,366
那可不当时埋了最贵的那种

1480
01:02:31,366 --> 01:02:36,299
那个浆粉虽然好像其实也没吃到两口

1481
01:02:36,300 --> 01:02:38,266
但是他一直没撒到地上

1482
01:02:38,266 --> 01:02:39,699
没把地板变成浆味

1483
01:02:39,700 --> 01:02:44,300
地板就蛮好吃哈哈哈

1484
01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:46,266
啊谢谢用出大费

1485
01:02:46,266 --> 01:02:49,533
在主播美颜面直播间续费的

1486
01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:52,733
建造按键后中压应该动

1487
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:55,200
是自动续费吗

1488
01:02:56,933 --> 01:03:00,099
我愿称之为啊他跟进来研究

1489
01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:03,400
是啊这个研中间断开一块的

1490
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:07,666
是我们直播间最强大的两位高仿啊

1491
01:03:08,266 --> 01:03:11,166
因为读出来的读音都是完全一样的

1492
01:03:12,066 --> 01:03:15,133
现在用图塔face长啊或者等你啊

1493
01:03:15,133 --> 01:03:16,699
应该读两位的

1494
01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:18,766
应该是自动续费吧

1495
01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:20,699
有利耐序今天在

1496
01:03:22,066 --> 01:03:22,866
哼

1497
01:03:23,533 --> 01:03:26,099
还差三条船重回80

1498
01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:29,133
有了路的驾长我就不用加班了吧

1499
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,300
哈哈哈

1500
01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:32,900
有了路的驾长我就不用加班了吧

1501
01:03:33,066 --> 01:03:35,199
啊哈哈哈

1502
01:03:36,266 --> 01:03:37,266
啊

1503
01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:42,566
我还想吃那个

1504
01:03:44,366 --> 01:03:45,966
look at look at the FEVER

1505
01:03:45,966 --> 01:03:47,966
能听了的话让我看看

1506
01:03:47,966 --> 01:03:48,766
为啥不加

1507
01:03:48,766 --> 01:03:49,799
为啥要加

1508
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,933
哈哈哈为什么要加

1509
01:03:51,933 --> 01:03:53,066
我不知道呀

1510
01:03:53,066 --> 01:03:55,466
那怎么会有人那什么杀手

1511
01:03:55,466 --> 01:03:56,899
这不是杀手

1512
01:03:57,966 --> 01:03:58,733
是有的米

1513
01:03:58,733 --> 01:04:00,366
不是米吗啊

1514
01:04:03,266 --> 01:04:05,166
不就笑的我肚子疼

1515
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,900
自动续费有的时候有延迟的

1516
01:04:11,900 --> 01:04:14,800
iOS手机用公众号自动续费

1517
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,700
因为今天是卢卡的生日

1518
01:04:16,966 --> 01:04:19,899
我们再听一下超级的老歌吧

1519
01:04:20,133 --> 01:04:21,766
再听一下老歌吧

1520
01:04:22,266 --> 01:04:23,666
唉于聪

1521
01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:26,933
主要是你让我听卢卡的歌

1522
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,466
我一时半会征服了卢卡

1523
01:04:29,466 --> 01:04:33,766
卢卡的favor好像确实想不太起来

1524
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:35,600
当然了

1525
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,333
听个快乐和成趣吧

1526
01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:41,299
怎么都是于聪的歌呀

1527
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:44,299
怎么就没有他单人的呢

1528
01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:44,966
给你米了

1529
01:04:44,966 --> 01:04:45,899
不加班是吧

1530
01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:46,866
我加我加

1531
01:04:46,866 --> 01:04:49,899
我投降我投降

1532
01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:56,266
哎你们你们

1533
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:58,933
呃不是不会报名的没有来

1534
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:02,400
哎呀怎么会有一个游戏玩家

1535
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:04,000
自己给自己这样的称

1536
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,200
呼啊我其实一直很费电

1537
01:05:07,866 --> 01:05:09,966
原始玩家自称OP啊

1538
01:05:09,966 --> 01:05:10,933
自称原p

1539
01:05:10,933 --> 01:05:13,799
其实我都我都我有时候都理解了

1540
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:16,700
因为原p有时候真挺有尖票过的

1541
01:05:17,966 --> 01:05:20,766
怎么会有游戏玩家这样自称自己啊

1542
01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:21,933
怎么怎么怎么

1543
01:05:21,933 --> 01:05:24,166
给自己封一个区字辈出来啊

1544
01:05:24,166 --> 01:05:26,299
感觉比p字辈过分多了

1545
01:05:27,066 --> 01:05:28,699
我操谢谢理想不说

1546
01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:31,300
正在直播美颜恋爱的直播间开通了

1547
01:05:31,300 --> 01:05:33,866
见证啊你一直都是很好很好的人啊

1548
01:05:33,866 --> 01:05:35,199
哈哈哈哈

1549
01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:36,733
好多你爱你爱多

1550
01:05:36,733 --> 01:05:38,066
感谢支持

1551
01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:40,699
哎所以说

1552
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:42,400
我觉得这个很好很好的人

1553
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,266
是主播真心的夸赞

1554
01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:47,133
这被做成狗头真奇怪吧我

1555
01:05:47,133 --> 01:05:49,099
超好听感谢支持

1556
01:05:49,966 --> 01:05:51,899
太破费了

1557
01:05:52,366 --> 01:05:53,799
谢谢谢谢

1558
01:05:56,566 --> 01:05:57,933
哎呦主播还在这边找

1559
01:05:57,933 --> 01:06:00,766
陆凯的歌怎么怎么这么少呀

1560
01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:07,099
我学医刘哥十周年大家都在做这个

1561
01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,466
什么全是卢卡卢卡人在催我

1562
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,133
这首歌都多久了

1563
01:06:11,866 --> 01:06:15,566
哎呀不是昵称渐渐变成自嘲吗

1564
01:06:15,566 --> 01:06:17,366
就是解构主义吧

1565
01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:19,799
真的就是解构主义吧

1566
01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:23,699
一个东西一旦被人解构成自称的话

1567
01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:26,200
感觉一下就充满了节目效果

1568
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:27,600
而不是那什么了

1569
01:06:27,866 --> 01:06:28,733
这是霍霍

1570
01:06:28,733 --> 01:06:30,299
啥也不是个水晶之恋

1571
01:06:30,300 --> 01:06:32,000
这果冻真好吃吧

1572
01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:33,500
哎呀

1573
01:06:34,733 --> 01:06:38,199
错误着不要用蔑称称呼自己啦

1574
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,500
我觉得其实我说实话

1575
01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:42,200
就是会用OP

1576
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:44,133
或者是这种称呼称呼自己的

1577
01:06:44,133 --> 01:06:45,299
这个游戏玩家

1578
01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:48,533
他都不是他都不是那个什么的

1579
01:06:48,533 --> 01:06:49,333
你知道吧

1580
01:06:50,066 --> 01:06:52,166
自嘲的人都是活该被蔑称的

1581
01:06:52,166 --> 01:06:55,533
不不是你会自嘲的你就说明你不是

1582
01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:57,399
这个称呼里面啊

1583
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,800
大家真正想骂到的那一部分

1584
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,366
最恶心的人

1585
01:07:01,700 --> 01:07:03,066
你都会用这个称呼

1586
01:07:03,066 --> 01:07:04,099
自称的时候

1587
01:07:04,100 --> 01:07:06,666
就说明你不是那部分该挨骂的人

1588
01:07:07,566 --> 01:07:08,566
最挨骂的人

1589
01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:10,499
是超级嘴硬的人吧

1590
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:12,333
卢卡生日快乐

1591
01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:13,800
蛋糕给我

1592
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:15,533
卖蛋糕啊

1593
01:07:15,533 --> 01:07:16,866
我找了5页

1594
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:18,566
怎么全都是路卡

1595
01:07:18,566 --> 01:07:20,099
上学不迟到啊

1596
01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:21,133
我们我们

1597
01:07:21,133 --> 01:07:22,966
真的Vitoma已经

1598
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:25,166
唉我们

1599
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,299
我们Vitoma

1600
01:07:26,300 --> 01:07:30,333
跟那个维加哥姬重名的时候

1601
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,500
没有想到

1602
01:07:35,766 --> 01:07:39,166
玩圆的最多说是OU

1603
01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,299
说自己是OP

1604
01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:41,100
多少赞点

1605
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:43,400
我以前我就这么说我自己

1606
01:07:44,666 --> 01:07:47,599
所以主播在不原神的那段时间吧

1607
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,300
其实其实怎么说呢

1608
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:51,300
哦其实

1609
01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:54,666
其实他们我的直播间的观众

1610
01:07:54,666 --> 01:07:56,133
都是那种一边玩原神

1611
01:07:56,133 --> 01:07:57,733
一边骂原神的

1612
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:00,900
就很少有

1613
01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:02,666
那种就是原神是我爹

1614
01:08:02,666 --> 01:08:05,166
原神是世界第一大作啊之类的

1615
01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:09,966
一般都是一边玩原神一边骂原神的

1616
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:13,900
但是我经我很小样本的观察来说

1617
01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:15,166
我发现什么

1618
01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:17,866
我发现一边玩原神一边骂原神

1619
01:08:17,866 --> 01:08:19,899
一边给原神氪金的人

1620
01:08:19,966 --> 01:08:21,166
这个氪金量

1621
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:22,933
哇原神

1622
01:08:22,933 --> 01:08:25,899
是我世界上玩过的最好玩的一款游戏

1623
01:08:25,900 --> 01:08:28,133
我从此以后就是米孝子啦

1624
01:08:28,266 --> 01:08:29,333
这样的玩家

1625
01:08:29,333 --> 01:08:31,866
氪金的评论量要高很多很多

1626
01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:34,166
其实在我直播间我见过的

1627
01:08:34,166 --> 01:08:36,733
因为我起码也见过蛮多原神玩家的嘛

1628
01:08:36,733 --> 01:08:38,799
主播看号就看过几百个人

1629
01:08:39,266 --> 01:08:41,099
这对于游戏的氪金吧

1630
01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:42,533
就不说直播氪金了

1631
01:08:42,533 --> 01:08:44,333
对于游戏本体的氪金

1632
01:08:44,533 --> 01:08:46,799
前者可能是后者的10倍以上

1633
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:51,600
就是那种越充钱越骂的人

1634
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:54,800
反而就是粘性最高的那种用户

1635
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:57,666
就因为你要是什么都在夸啊

1636
01:08:57,666 --> 01:08:59,266
什么都在说啊

1637
01:08:59,266 --> 01:09:00,933
这个原型特别特别完美

1638
01:09:00,933 --> 01:09:03,166
然后一旦发生一些大节奏

1639
01:09:03,166 --> 01:09:05,133
就比如说海灯节啊

1640
01:09:05,133 --> 01:09:06,899
今年只发3个纠缠

1641
01:09:06,900 --> 01:09:08,800
我忍了明年只发3个纠缠

1642
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,100
我忍了后年我又发3个纠缠啊

1643
01:09:11,100 --> 01:09:12,566
我终于生气了

1644
01:09:12,566 --> 01:09:14,666
就这种哈哈哈

1645
01:09:14,666 --> 01:09:16,566
就这种情况下的话

1646
01:09:17,966 --> 01:09:20,866
发现原神也不是像他们想象的一样的

1647
01:09:20,866 --> 01:09:22,133
完美的游戏的时候

1648
01:09:22,133 --> 01:09:24,366
然后就破防的特别狠

1649
01:09:24,366 --> 01:09:25,999
然后回踩的特别狠

1650
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,666
本来可能充的钱就

1651
01:09:29,366 --> 01:09:30,999
其实相对来说

1652
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,600
总体来说稍微少一点点吧啊

1653
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:35,000
稍微少一点啊

1654
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:35,200
这

1655
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:38,200
结果到了后面之后发现我原型不完美

1656
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:39,500
干脆就退款

1657
01:09:40,066 --> 01:09:42,399
而且我发现好多玩游戏很少的玩家

1658
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,100
就是几十块钱也退款他们

1659
01:09:45,266 --> 01:09:47,899
他们就没想过这个退款这个事情

1660
01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:50,166
他是影响自己账号的

1661
01:09:50,166 --> 01:09:52,166
骂我觉得是很正常的

1662
01:09:52,766 --> 01:09:55,499
骂跟玩都是不冲突的对吧

1663
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:58,599
你跟朋友吵架不代表你们关系不好

1664
01:09:58,933 --> 01:10:00,666
骂是因为这游戏烂的地方

1665
01:10:00,666 --> 01:10:02,899
那玩是因为这游戏还有好玩的地方

1666
01:10:02,933 --> 01:10:05,899
对吧大家都是智力正常的成年人了

1667
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:08,766
肯定是不不满意的地方就要狠狠的

1668
01:10:08,766 --> 01:10:10,533
骂人跟人际关系还不一样

1669
01:10:10,533 --> 01:10:11,599
我是消费者

1670
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:12,700
我花钱的

1671
01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:16,266
花钱花的越多骂的越理直气壮

1672
01:10:16,266 --> 01:10:17,333
是这样的

1673
01:10:17,866 --> 01:10:19,733
尤其是厂商这个东西

1674
01:10:19,733 --> 01:10:21,466
它是由很多制作组啊

1675
01:10:21,466 --> 01:10:23,766
很多很多成员共同做出来的

1676
01:10:23,766 --> 01:10:25,999
你又不会直接攻击到某个人

1677
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,300
脆弱的心灵啊对吧

1678
01:10:29,933 --> 01:10:32,199
燕子还没有修好打猫机器人

1679
01:10:32,266 --> 01:10:34,666
打猫机器人是我们民间产物啊

1680
01:10:34,666 --> 01:10:35,966
是由耶耶人的

1681
01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:39,333
这个通晓电脑技术的耶耶人

1682
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,366
合力制作的

1683
01:10:41,366 --> 01:10:42,166
对吧

1684
01:10:42,533 --> 01:10:45,299
不骂技术做这么烂不是恶心自己

1685
01:10:45,300 --> 01:10:45,766
骂他

1686
01:10:45,766 --> 01:10:49,299
就是因为想让他继续那个什么下去吗

1687
01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:51,399
让他继续修改下去吗

1688
01:10:51,466 --> 01:10:54,466
而且有些游戏我发现骂的是真有用啊

1689
01:10:54,466 --> 01:10:56,566
哎呦再买服务器了

1690
01:10:56,566 --> 01:10:58,199
别急啊哈

1691
01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:02,133
天机在外旅游还还会给主播买服务器

1692
01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:05,699
天机他真的我真的爹

1693
01:11:07,300 --> 01:11:09,166
哎呦爱骂谁骂谁

1694
01:11:09,166 --> 01:11:09,966
哎呦

1695
01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,000
完了才知道这东西得骂

1696
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,300
那倒确实也是吧

1697
01:11:13,300 --> 01:11:15,466
这种属于是耐受能力太差

1698
01:11:15,466 --> 01:11:18,133
或者其实每个人都有这种阶段吧

1699
01:11:18,533 --> 01:11:21,066
喜欢一个东西就拼命的神话他

1700
01:11:21,066 --> 01:11:24,566
把他跟自己人格的独立性绑定在一起

1701
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,400
而我今天喜欢米娅米娅米娅米娅

1702
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,100
就没有任何缺点是吧

1703
01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:29,733
米娅米娅

1704
01:11:29,733 --> 01:11:31,299
唱歌也是好听的

1705
01:11:31,366 --> 01:11:33,333
玩游戏也是不无聊的

1706
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,100
体能也是强力的

1707
01:11:35,100 --> 01:11:35,800
健身环

1708
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:39,566
也是直播6个小时都能大气不喘的啊

1709
01:11:39,566 --> 01:11:40,299
绵绵啊

1710
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:43,666
就表示发的勤快的直播是永不迟到的

1711
01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:46,599
切片频率是一天三个的啊这个

1712
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:48,966
然后如果谁说绵绵不好

1713
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:51,866
马上就那什么哈哈哈

1714
01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,866
马上就说

1715
01:11:52,900 --> 01:11:55,566
人家说绵绵好像也没做到这样啊

1716
01:11:55,566 --> 01:11:56,599
绵马上就急了

1717
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:59,933
不行你不许说他啊之类的哈哈哈

1718
01:12:02,933 --> 01:12:06,066
这种人疑似只存在于肥猫的想象不是

1719
01:12:06,066 --> 01:12:07,099
这不举个例子吗

1720
01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:09,100
我拿谁举例子都会冒犯周岁

1721
01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:11,000
那不如拿我自己那什么啊

1722
01:12:11,133 --> 01:12:12,733
拿我自己举例子呗

1723
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,700
可能只有原神一个游戏能玩那

1724
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:19,333
所以说每个每个东西每个产品

1725
01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:21,666
最后都要归到商业逻辑上去

1726
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:25,900
如果你让呃这个世界上80%的人

1727
01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:27,966
或者是80%的游戏玩家

1728
01:12:27,966 --> 01:12:29,566
都知道有你这款游戏

1729
01:12:29,733 --> 01:12:31,733
那么你这款游戏做的再烂

1730
01:12:31,866 --> 01:12:33,966
游戏性再不如一些顶尖的

1731
01:12:33,966 --> 01:12:38,299
或者说是这个这个呃所谓的这个

1732
01:12:39,133 --> 01:12:41,099
这种游戏题材再小众

1733
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:44,766
那他也能取得相当大程度上的成功啊

1734
01:12:44,933 --> 01:12:47,799
之所以说打激素是非常重要的

1735
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,333
相反来说

1736
01:12:51,533 --> 01:12:53,566
叫好不叫座的游戏

1737
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,100
小众游戏

1738
01:12:55,533 --> 01:12:57,699
它制作成本再高再精美

1739
01:12:57,700 --> 01:13:00,800
对操作的要求他再再厉害

1740
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,200
然后这个玩这个游戏的都是什么

1741
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,600
都是超级的厉害的

1742
01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:07,966
高玩啊都是社区风评很好

1743
01:13:08,166 --> 01:13:10,133
大家一提到这游戏都赞不绝口

1744
01:13:10,133 --> 01:13:10,933
一问买了吗

1745
01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:11,599
都没买

1746
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:14,266
那这种游戏厂商就根本活不下去了

1747
01:13:15,466 --> 01:13:16,333
前面不知道

1748
01:13:16,333 --> 01:13:18,266
肥猫牌笔记学的一定很好

1749
01:13:18,266 --> 01:13:21,366
那不是这样的颜面是骂人好听的

1750
01:13:21,366 --> 01:13:22,499
我去你的

1751
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:25,100
这不是当年的夹心糖吗

1752
01:13:25,300 --> 01:13:27,366
夹心糖其实它不止是夹心糖

1753
01:13:27,366 --> 01:13:29,999
它在互联网上可能有很多的身份啊

1754
01:13:30,133 --> 01:13:31,699
它可能是狗粉丝啊

1755
01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:32,900
可能是动物园

1756
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,400
可能是这个这个各种各样的这个

1757
01:13:36,966 --> 01:13:37,733
你知道的

1758
01:13:37,733 --> 01:13:39,799
一批大学生抽象网友

1759
01:13:40,466 --> 01:13:42,499
呃家人的话

1760
01:13:44,333 --> 01:13:47,933
其实有的时候他也只是一个

1761
01:13:48,133 --> 01:13:48,899
怎么说呢

1762
01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:50,666
一个一个神像吧

1763
01:13:50,766 --> 01:13:53,333
一个在特定的时间呃

1764
01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:55,599
被特定的群体拥簇在一起

1765
01:13:55,600 --> 01:13:57,600
产生了一个特定的神像

1766
01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,200
很多人对他的认知

1767
01:13:59,666 --> 01:14:01,466
都来自于他粉丝的二创

1768
01:14:01,466 --> 01:14:03,299
而不是他本人的表演

1769
01:14:03,300 --> 01:14:04,600
他本人的能力

1770
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:05,900
很多人连家

1771
01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:08,700
家人擅长唱歌还是跳舞都不知道

1772
01:14:08,900 --> 01:14:10,966
但是就可以说自己是夹心套

1773
01:14:12,066 --> 01:14:13,533
都没有看过直播

1774
01:14:13,533 --> 01:14:14,733
但是就会就会

1775
01:14:14,733 --> 01:14:17,333
就会通过夹心糖的万象牵引

1776
01:14:17,333 --> 01:14:20,966
或者夹心糖的抽象去讨厌和喜欢家人

1777
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:24,933
所以说这个如果说人的名气太大

1778
01:14:25,133 --> 01:14:27,566
然后你又只是一个个体

1779
01:14:27,566 --> 01:14:31,466
而不是某一个很多人组成的团体的话

1780
01:14:31,466 --> 01:14:33,266
就会出现这种情况啊

1781
01:14:33,266 --> 01:14:35,766
我不是说要家人单飞的意思啊

1782
01:14:35,766 --> 01:14:36,299
而是说

1783
01:14:36,300 --> 01:14:40,300
a兽的其他团员明显很多出现在这个

1784
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:42,333
他们自己的受众就是他们

1785
01:14:42,566 --> 01:14:45,466
对于他们自己的看直播的观众来说

1786
01:14:45,566 --> 01:14:48,133
他们的这个消费意愿很强啊

1787
01:14:48,133 --> 01:14:49,366
然后粘性很高

1788
01:14:49,366 --> 01:14:52,499
只是没有说所谓的出圈而已哦

1789
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:56,766
哎呀加油

1790
01:14:57,666 --> 01:14:58,766
每天3切片

1791
01:14:58,766 --> 01:14:59,866
切不了呀

1792
01:14:59,866 --> 01:15:00,533
切不了

1793
01:15:00,533 --> 01:15:02,766
但是我现在手里有3个切片没发

1794
01:15:02,766 --> 01:15:05,399
是真的如果我明天全都发出来的话

1795
01:15:05,400 --> 01:15:07,133
那么每天3切片起码

1796
01:15:07,133 --> 01:15:08,099
就能做到1,000

1797
01:15:08,100 --> 01:15:09,533
哈哈哈哈

1798
01:15:10,166 --> 01:15:11,066
主要是最近

1799
01:15:11,066 --> 01:15:14,366
我跟我负责做封面的美国老师啊

1800
01:15:14,366 --> 01:15:16,166
美国老师他比较忙

1801
01:15:16,266 --> 01:15:20,533
然后我的话我也是这个作息的问题吗

1802
01:15:20,533 --> 01:15:23,333
我们俩老凑不到一块去啊

1803
01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:28,299
我们俩这个作息就比较比较分散啊

1804
01:15:28,466 --> 01:15:30,999
主播刚刚的室友上街会接吗

1805
01:15:31,100 --> 01:15:32,466
这也要接吗

1806
01:15:33,266 --> 01:15:34,533
这也要接吗

1807
01:15:35,533 --> 01:15:37,566
呃我们80件宝贝在

1808
01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:40,333
要是能打赢的话可以把他排到后面

1809
01:15:40,333 --> 01:15:42,733
哈哈哈哎呀

1810
01:15:42,733 --> 01:15:44,133
看看吧看看吧

1811
01:15:44,133 --> 01:15:46,299
切切切那但是主播

1812
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:49,166
主播的那个切片经费啊

1813
01:15:49,166 --> 01:15:50,733
大家要要注意一下

1814
01:15:50,733 --> 01:15:51,999
我们要那什么

1815
01:15:52,933 --> 01:15:53,966
我们要我们要

1816
01:15:53,966 --> 01:15:57,133
到了一个月统计切片经费的时候了

1817
01:15:57,533 --> 01:16:02,333
我们每个月5%到8%的这个主播的收益啊

1818
01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:04,733
税后收益会拿来做切片

1819
01:16:05,366 --> 01:16:07,399
这个月的话可能是

1820
01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:12,400
400500块左右好像

1821
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:14,933
长切就切不了了

1822
01:16:14,933 --> 01:16:16,666
然后可以做短切

1823
01:16:17,066 --> 01:16:17,466
正好

1824
01:16:17,466 --> 01:16:20,699
还能再续一个比上个月低一个等级的

1825
01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:22,200
包月切片啊

1826
01:16:23,466 --> 01:16:24,366
哎呦别提了

1827
01:16:24,366 --> 01:16:27,899
我那个切片老师都问我哎呀妹啊

1828
01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:31,300
你这个室友系列的切片好像挺火爆的

1829
01:16:31,366 --> 01:16:33,999
要不要考虑继续做做做后续啊

1830
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,666
然后我又给了他三个

1831
01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:37,933
哈哈哈我又给了他三个

1832
01:16:37,933 --> 01:16:39,699
多啊我说你快切吧

1833
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:41,866
你快切啊

1834
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:45,400
什么爱发店开一个切片档

1835
01:16:45,666 --> 01:16:48,099
怎么这个也要开切片档啊

1836
01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,933
没有中间商赚差价

1837
01:16:50,933 --> 01:16:52,933
要是让我狂出切片是吧

1838
01:16:52,933 --> 01:16:54,799
主要他是要加急的

1839
01:16:54,800 --> 01:16:55,800
他没有办法

1840
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:56,700
那什么啊

1841
01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:59,100
没有办法马上就切

1842
01:16:59,733 --> 01:17:02,133
哎呦他要加急的话还要加钱

1843
01:17:02,333 --> 01:17:03,599
我问问他能不能

1844
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:04,500
那个什么吧

1845
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:06,500
我觉得他们做切片的话

1846
01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,366
如果说是出一个爆款

1847
01:17:08,366 --> 01:17:10,799
应该切片慢也会蛮高兴的吧

1848
01:17:11,200 --> 01:17:12,766
我不知道别人怎么想

1849
01:17:12,766 --> 01:17:13,766
反正我的话

1850
01:17:13,766 --> 01:17:16,299
我应该如果是我来切

1851
01:17:16,300 --> 01:17:18,900
我切出一个爆款我应该还蛮高兴的

1852
01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:20,533
而且也算有广告效应

1853
01:17:20,533 --> 01:17:22,533
虽然我好像没有不知道他们是谁

1854
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,466
嗯但是也算个招牌

1855
01:17:25,733 --> 01:17:27,166
算吗不算吗

1856
01:17:29,100 --> 01:17:29,900
嗯

1857
01:17:30,733 --> 01:17:32,266
12点了不吃饭吗

1858
01:17:32,266 --> 01:17:33,766
我上播好吧

1859
01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:35,733
你们俩也是娇郎才尽

1860
01:17:35,733 --> 01:17:38,499
是有成年人化其心宠那

1861
01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:41,166
关键是我的生活范围很小啊

1862
01:17:41,166 --> 01:17:42,133
不信你问

1863
01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:43,299
因为因为我

1864
01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:44,533
我们我们

1865
01:17:44,533 --> 01:17:45,499
二次元死宅

1866
01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:46,566
是这样的

1867
01:17:46,933 --> 01:17:48,799
当地假如没有什么

1868
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,566
没有充满二次元歌曲

1869
01:17:50,566 --> 01:17:52,466
又有好吃的饭的纯k

1870
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:54,900
没有漫展没有古店

1871
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,766
没有这些东西的话

1872
01:17:56,766 --> 01:17:58,166
那出门去哪呢

1873
01:17:58,166 --> 01:17:59,133
哈哈

1874
01:17:59,766 --> 01:18:00,766
吃饭吃饭

1875
01:18:00,766 --> 01:18:02,166
给一大堆小费

1876
01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:03,266
而且老吃饭

1877
01:18:03,266 --> 01:18:05,099
一出门就吃饭啊

1878
01:18:05,133 --> 01:18:06,366
超市超市

1879
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:08,766
闭着眼睛都知道往哪走了

1880
01:18:09,100 --> 01:18:11,366
就已经生活成这个样子了

1881
01:18:11,366 --> 01:18:13,266
然后我的评价是

1882
01:18:13,333 --> 01:18:15,533
好像也没有什么那什么呀

1883
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:17,933
你下次问问要不要飙

1884
01:18:18,166 --> 01:18:19,966
飙什么呀嗯

1885
01:18:21,333 --> 01:18:23,766
晚上好点亮帅你不怪他们

1886
01:18:23,766 --> 01:18:25,566
也可以展示给开学问的人

1887
01:18:25,566 --> 01:18:27,599
那对了那对的

1888
01:18:28,066 --> 01:18:31,366
呃他们没有强制要飙啊

1889
01:18:31,366 --> 01:18:33,733
而且我也不是什么优惠价标的

1890
01:18:33,733 --> 01:18:34,933
所以就是

1891
01:18:35,933 --> 01:18:37,533
呃没打算标

1892
01:18:37,533 --> 01:18:40,666
虽然大家应该也都知道我在找谁切

1893
01:18:40,666 --> 01:18:42,399
但是我没有打算

1894
01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:46,300
就是非常长期的固定跟某一个人合作

1895
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:48,800
所以说总是标的话可能老换

1896
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:50,200
我自己也分不清

1897
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,100
我手里面不是压着好几个片吗

1898
01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:54,000
万一标错了就尴尬了

1899
01:18:54,733 --> 01:18:56,133
谢谢娘娘的10朵小花

1900
01:18:56,133 --> 01:18:56,733
你也获得

1901
01:18:56,733 --> 01:18:57,699
女孩有点逗

1902
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:02,000
嗯反正总之就是他们可以

1903
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:03,766
可以在收藏夹里面吗

1904
01:19:03,766 --> 01:19:05,799
就说这个是他们切的

1905
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,333
其实他们切的还是蛮灵性的

1906
01:19:08,333 --> 01:19:10,866
就如果说直播比较有效果的那个钻

1907
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,400
呃我感觉切的还是挺好的

1908
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,900
虽然没有什么超精切那么细

1909
01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:18,866
但是价格也是一分钱一分货嘛

1910
01:19:20,566 --> 01:19:22,199
这还可以还可以

1911
01:19:24,533 --> 01:19:26,366
希望我们在2024年

1912
01:19:26,366 --> 01:19:28,799
可以达到一个10万粉的情况

1913
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:32,333
虽然我总觉得原来都叫动漫杂谈

1914
01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:36,366
出道的话应该会比我到10万粉快多了

1915
01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:41,133
跟室友去安大略湖做肥猫的私人游艇

1916
01:19:41,133 --> 01:19:43,166
在哪呢在哪呢

1917
01:19:43,766 --> 01:19:47,266
主猫的舰队都只剩下不到80条船了

1918
01:19:47,266 --> 01:19:49,566
还有私人游艇呢美的我

1919
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:52,800
美的我是吧

1920
01:19:52,966 --> 01:19:54,199
哦我想起来了

1921
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,933
我想听那个心血乌托邦

1922
01:19:57,366 --> 01:19:59,699
这个我记得是卢卡原唱吧

1923
01:20:02,133 --> 01:20:05,399
不知道你们都有没有听过这首歌

1924
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:06,700
我觉得蛮好听的

1925
01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:08,466
但是是某一个音游的

1926
01:20:08,466 --> 01:20:09,866
我是不是效率曲啊

1927
01:20:09,866 --> 01:20:14,133
我忘了反正他他听起来还挺干的

1928
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,333
但这首歌挺好听的

1929
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:18,800
生日快乐妮

1930
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:27,166
但凡有一个富的也无法相遇

1931
01:20:29,766 --> 01:20:31,466
啊但凡有一个富的

1932
01:20:31,466 --> 01:20:33,133
我们也不会在这个

1933
01:20:33,166 --> 01:20:36,699
窗户漏风的房子里面相遇

1934
01:20:39,700 --> 01:20:40,500
哎

1935
01:20:41,166 --> 01:20:43,199
对吧但凡我们有一个副歌

1936
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:47,800
副姐还会在这边纠结这个坏掉的暖气

1937
01:20:50,266 --> 01:20:51,466
哦别提了

1938
01:20:52,066 --> 01:20:54,799
前段时间那个房东联系我们

1939
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:58,000
说想往这个房子里面搬点实木的家具

1940
01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,500
问我们谁没有床

1941
01:20:59,966 --> 01:21:02,266
妈呀我们都搬过来多久了

1942
01:21:02,266 --> 01:21:04,599
我们都搬过来半年了

1943
01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:06,766
怎么可能还有人没有床

1944
01:21:06,766 --> 01:21:07,733
那我们这个这个

1945
01:21:07,733 --> 01:21:10,366
这半年是地板上睡的觉吗

1946
01:21:11,933 --> 01:21:13,399
虽然身怀魔法

1947
01:21:13,466 --> 01:21:15,933
在地板上睡半截也太抽象了

1948
01:21:16,133 --> 01:21:19,166
他说你们可以有人用这个这个床板啊

1949
01:21:19,166 --> 01:21:20,733
跟这个床头柜啊

1950
01:21:20,733 --> 01:21:22,866
他说带了两个床头柜来

1951
01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:24,699
问我们说有没有人要用

1952
01:21:24,700 --> 01:21:27,200
我们说就好像没有人要用吧

1953
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,500
但你可以放在这

1954
01:21:29,166 --> 01:21:32,299
就我那天他搬过来那天我正好睡着了

1955
01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:35,200
我睡在睡在家里面睡了一下午

1956
01:21:35,466 --> 01:21:38,066
一出门外面漆黑一片

1957
01:21:38,333 --> 01:21:41,666
正好原来我们靠墙的那个餐桌移到

1958
01:21:41,666 --> 01:21:43,066
了客厅的中间

1959
01:21:43,500 --> 01:21:45,566
我拿手电筒往前一扫

1960
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,766
一个黑洞洞的那种

1961
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:51,500
古典的像是以前药房抓药的大柜子

1962
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:54,166
杵在客厅的靠墙的地方

1963
01:21:54,166 --> 01:21:56,366
后面还有几块大板子啊

1964
01:21:56,366 --> 01:21:57,333
给我吓一跳

1965
01:21:58,933 --> 01:22:03,399
特别像那种你醒来不知道现在是几点

1966
01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:05,600
打开你的手电筒啊

1967
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:07,600
这个四处摸索的时候

1968
01:22:07,733 --> 01:22:10,599
惊讶的发现来到了一个神秘的空间

1969
01:22:10,600 --> 01:22:12,966
哈哈哈就这种感觉

1970
01:22:15,066 --> 01:22:17,066
就忽然出现在你房间里面的

1971
01:22:17,066 --> 01:22:19,733
黑色实木家具哦

1972
01:22:19,733 --> 01:22:21,099
你拿手电筒看着他

1973
01:22:21,100 --> 01:22:23,400
他惨白惨白的也看着你

1974
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:26,333
真有那种玩恐怖游戏的感觉

1975
01:22:26,566 --> 01:22:29,799
哎呦可以给床里的耶耶人一张床吧

1976
01:22:31,133 --> 01:22:32,599
怎么在家打手电

1977
01:22:32,600 --> 01:22:34,100
是停电了吗

1978
01:22:34,866 --> 01:22:37,099
这个没摸到灯的开关啊

1979
01:22:37,100 --> 01:22:38,866
所以说才惊悚嘛

1980
01:22:39,066 --> 01:22:41,999
哈哈 963/4床头柜

1981
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:45,100
把某一个正确的柜子拉开之后

1982
01:22:45,100 --> 01:22:46,700
把脑袋伸进去

1983
01:22:46,966 --> 01:22:49,399
就可以把你的脑袋传送到意识界

1984
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,000
而身体留在原地

1985
01:22:52,066 --> 01:22:52,733
从此以后

1986
01:22:52,733 --> 01:22:56,133
你的噶成为了加拿大的一桩悬案啊

1987
01:22:57,566 --> 01:22:59,899
无头留学生易文录

1988
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,100
感觉没有见长掉没了

1989
01:23:03,100 --> 01:23:04,700
恐怖你不要再说了

1990
01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:07,000
你什么时候回来啊

1991
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,700
狂土贼主播一直在等你哎

1992
01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:12,500
你不上舰长都不发

1993
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,866
跟主播结婚了

1994
01:23:13,866 --> 01:23:15,099
一点底气都没有

1995
01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:18,900
哈哈哈怎么笨笨的

1996
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:20,333
没有笨笨的吧

1997
01:23:20,866 --> 01:23:23,066
没有吗我没有笨笨的

1998
01:23:26,133 --> 01:23:28,499
主播是很敏感的猫

1999
01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:31,900
不太喜欢被人说笨笨的

2000
01:23:32,666 --> 01:23:33,966
给李静上了

2001
01:23:33,966 --> 01:23:35,299
李静是谁啊

2002
01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:39,466
托塔天王

2003
01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:40,600
哎

2004
01:23:41,466 --> 01:23:42,333
看你可怜

2005
01:23:42,333 --> 01:23:44,866
看见别的哥们都到期了你就

2006
01:23:44,866 --> 01:23:47,566
谢谢你哈哈哈

2007
01:23:47,933 --> 01:23:49,999
但是也也挺正常的吧

2008
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:51,766
哎呀也挺正常的吧

2009
01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:54,333
请问你们的治愈老师

2010
01:23:54,333 --> 01:23:55,766
治愈老师是谁啊

2011
01:23:57,266 --> 01:23:59,866
在家漏风打手电咩咩的

2012
01:23:59,866 --> 01:24:01,599
加上野外生存是吧

2013
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:02,333
那倒倒倒

2014
01:24:02,333 --> 01:24:04,333
也没有到这个程度吧

2015
01:24:04,966 --> 01:24:09,066
漏风主要是这个天气的原因啊

2016
01:24:09,066 --> 01:24:11,099
很少有房子不漏风的

2017
01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:14,900
但是主包确实在帕鲁里面

2018
01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:17,100
优先建造了自己的卧室

2019
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,200
等到明天给大家播的时候

2020
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:20,466
你们就能看到了

2021
01:24:20,466 --> 01:24:21,599
哈哈哈

2022
01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:25,300
明天给你们看给你们看主包的卧室啊

2023
01:24:25,300 --> 01:24:27,800
主包的卧室建的非常温馨

2024
01:24:27,966 --> 01:24:30,466
比主包的那个什么强多了

2025
01:24:30,700 --> 01:24:31,500
哈哈

2026
01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:35,299
比主报的这个这个这个卧室要强多了

2027
01:24:39,933 --> 01:24:41,966
哎感觉太熟了

2028
01:24:42,533 --> 01:24:45,999
是吗已经没有这种这种这种发病

2029
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,900
然后被绊掉的激情了

2030
01:24:47,900 --> 01:24:49,266
我知道的

2031
01:24:49,733 --> 01:24:51,266
我居然实话实说

2032
01:24:51,266 --> 01:24:52,733
那谁啊我不认识

2033
01:24:52,733 --> 01:24:55,699
明天就可以看到什么主播有闺房了

2034
01:24:56,166 --> 01:24:57,866
居然不是一个小河

2035
01:24:57,966 --> 01:25:00,399
那我搬到新家第一件事

2036
01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,666
就是造了一个我自己睡的大房子

2037
01:25:03,666 --> 01:25:06,733
哈哈哈你们的暖气修好了吗

2038
01:25:06,733 --> 01:25:07,466
我不知道啊

2039
01:25:07,466 --> 01:25:09,199
我感觉这两天不是很冷

2040
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,200
晚上好晨晨

2041
01:25:11,966 --> 01:25:13,066
你觉得冷吗

2042
01:25:13,533 --> 01:25:15,466
我我觉得好像还好呀

2043
01:25:15,466 --> 01:25:16,866
晚上好九月天

2044
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:24,200
当时我已经冻得没什么知觉了吧

2045
01:25:24,366 --> 01:25:25,999
但是我会打喷嚏

2046
01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:28,733
不是火柴盒不认可

2047
01:25:28,966 --> 01:25:32,699
我睡的是我目前能造的最高级的床

2048
01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:34,800
而且我在家里面铺了地毯

2049
01:25:35,133 --> 01:25:35,933
哈哈

2050
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:39,166
就到时候如果有谁想那个什么啊

2051
01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:42,966
想要想要这个这个来我家看看的话

2052
01:25:43,366 --> 01:25:45,266
可能在这个这个

2053
01:25:45,266 --> 01:25:48,333
把我的所有箱子都锁上之后

2054
01:25:48,566 --> 01:25:49,166
打喷嚏

2055
01:25:49,166 --> 01:25:51,966
有没有可能是因为暖气孔没洗啊

2056
01:25:58,733 --> 01:26:00,299
这玩意要洗呀

2057
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:02,600
怎么洗啊

2058
01:26:10,733 --> 01:26:13,066
他他那么高他怎么洗啊

2059
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:20,566
我拿我拿那个吸尘器怼到上面吸他吗

2060
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:23,800
啊

2061
01:26:26,533 --> 01:26:28,133
别想 462

2062
01:26:28,566 --> 01:26:32,399
我觉得没事打打喷嚏还是挺可爱的

2063
01:26:32,400 --> 01:26:33,466
你们觉得呢

2064
01:26:33,666 --> 01:26:35,666
啊人间人就喜欢听这个

2065
01:26:35,666 --> 01:26:37,199
不能舍弃这个环节啊

2066
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,900
这个环节是我们2894962

2067
01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:42,266
就是一定要存在

2068
01:26:42,266 --> 01:26:43,266
的一个环节

2069
01:26:43,566 --> 01:26:44,899
打喷嚏是绵密啊

2070
01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:46,800
不可分割的一部分啊

2071
01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,500
啊我真可爱吧

2072
01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,400
猫猫猫咪打喷嚏了

2073
01:26:50,400 --> 01:26:51,866
真可爱吧嗯

2074
01:26:53,500 --> 01:26:54,400
晚上好

2075
01:26:58,000 --> 01:26:59,533
不说了打个喷嚏先

2076
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:00,400
嗯

2077
01:27:01,266 --> 01:27:02,499
主播午饭吃了吗

2078
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:03,700
主播不吃午饭的

2079
01:27:03,700 --> 01:27:06,133
直播到几点就不吃到几点呢

2080
01:27:06,866 --> 01:27:09,566
你们暖气每年有人换滤片吗

2081
01:27:09,566 --> 01:27:11,266
我以前住那个

2082
01:27:11,300 --> 01:27:12,766
住house的时候

2083
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:16,366
会自己把这个东西卸下来

2084
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:18,733
放到什么地方洗啊

2085
01:27:18,733 --> 01:27:20,499
他们会放在洗碗机里面洗

2086
01:27:20,500 --> 01:27:20,933
我忘了

2087
01:27:20,933 --> 01:27:24,766
是抽油烟机的那个滤网还是还是那个

2088
01:27:24,766 --> 01:27:25,799
那个那个

2089
01:27:27,566 --> 01:27:29,666
你们打着打着变成鼻炎啊

2090
01:27:29,666 --> 01:27:31,266
我应该已经鼻炎了吧

2091
01:27:31,266 --> 01:27:32,133
睡着睡着觉

2092
01:27:32,133 --> 01:27:34,899
经常不知不觉就把嘴张开了

2093
01:27:36,533 --> 01:27:38,866
主播知不知道鼻炎患者的痛啊

2094
01:27:38,866 --> 01:27:42,066
我觉得我其实鼻炎挺重的

2095
01:27:42,066 --> 01:27:43,166
你们没有发现吗

2096
01:27:43,166 --> 01:27:45,366
我的鼻子一直都蛮塞的

2097
01:27:46,766 --> 01:27:48,299
我我都难以想象

2098
01:27:48,300 --> 01:27:51,266
我鼻子通了之后是什么样的声音啊

2099
01:27:51,266 --> 01:27:52,066
哎呦

2100
01:27:53,266 --> 01:27:54,066
怎么说呢

2101
01:27:55,466 --> 01:27:58,266
这种充满了鼻音的懒洋洋的

2102
01:27:58,300 --> 01:27:59,100
哎呀

2103
01:28:00,133 --> 01:28:01,933
可能我我那个什么

2104
01:28:02,266 --> 01:28:04,966
我鼻炎是给我治的差不多了

2105
01:28:04,966 --> 01:28:06,933
他会他他怎么治的

2106
01:28:06,933 --> 01:28:08,966
你给主播分享一下好不好

2107
01:28:08,966 --> 01:28:10,299
主播也想治的

2108
01:28:18,066 --> 01:28:19,366
发音标准了

2109
01:28:19,366 --> 01:28:21,166
可能也是跳船了

2110
01:28:22,533 --> 01:28:24,666
鼻音也是不可或缺的

2111
01:28:24,666 --> 01:28:28,566
鼻音也是猪逼粑粑的一部分吗

2112
01:28:30,466 --> 01:28:32,866
但我还挺喜欢这个鼻音的

2113
01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:34,666
只是有点太闷了

2114
01:28:34,666 --> 01:28:36,566
有时候有点太闷了

2115
01:28:37,166 --> 01:28:38,666
得经常用洗鼻器吧

2116
01:28:38,666 --> 01:28:40,933
我觉得洗鼻器看起来好恐怖啊

2117
01:28:40,933 --> 01:28:42,966
洗耳朵器看起来好恐怖

2118
01:28:43,266 --> 01:28:45,666
洗鼻器是不是往鼻子里面灌水啊

2119
01:28:45,666 --> 01:28:47,699
就一切往自己的这个身体里面

2120
01:28:47,700 --> 01:28:48,766
灌水的东西

2121
01:28:48,766 --> 01:28:49,533
除了水杯

2122
01:28:49,533 --> 01:28:50,966
我觉得都很恐怖

2123
01:28:51,500 --> 01:28:54,000
比如说打针的针管啊

2124
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:56,200
比如说洗耳朵的那种那个

2125
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:59,000
那个治中耳炎的那个药啊

2126
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,166
腐蚀这个呃

2127
01:29:01,166 --> 01:29:02,466
这叫什么来着

2128
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:04,500
腐蚀耳屎的那种

2129
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:06,333
还有洗鼻涕啊

2130
01:29:06,333 --> 01:29:08,866
胃管这些东西都很吓人

2131
01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,000
贴三伏贴

2132
01:29:15,000 --> 01:29:16,200
一年一次

2133
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,500
副作用是贴完会长水泡

2134
01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:20,000
魔法世界

2135
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:21,466
室外空气挺好的

2136
01:29:21,466 --> 01:29:22,766
就是猫猫不出门

2137
01:29:22,766 --> 01:29:24,166
确实的我不爱出门啊

2138
01:29:24,166 --> 01:29:25,499
我是纯纯的宅宅

2139
01:29:25,666 --> 01:29:28,899
哈哈哈哎呀

2140
01:29:28,966 --> 01:29:30,999
确实室外空气还可以吧

2141
01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:32,600
但是一出门

2142
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:33,766
每次一出门

2143
01:29:33,866 --> 01:29:34,866
哎呦这个这个

2144
01:29:34,866 --> 01:29:36,299
没什么事情就出门

2145
01:29:36,300 --> 01:29:38,333
回家之后就开始狂睡

2146
01:29:40,766 --> 01:29:43,066
那个是生理盐水洗杯

2147
01:29:43,066 --> 01:29:45,266
还好倒也是吧

2148
01:29:54,666 --> 01:29:56,466
三伏天能治鼻炎

2149
01:29:56,466 --> 01:29:57,899
是我学艺不精了

2150
01:29:57,900 --> 01:29:59,100
你是学这个的吗

2151
01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:00,166
主播的歌呢

2152
01:30:04,066 --> 01:30:05,133
我想起来了

2153
01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:06,199
QQ音乐没了

2154
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:07,666
我不是都念出来了吗

2155
01:30:07,666 --> 01:30:09,366
我怎么自己忘了这件事

2156
01:30:15,700 --> 01:30:16,600
等一下我

2157
01:30:58,633 --> 01:30:59,433
嗯

2158
01:30:59,700 --> 01:31:01,566
怎么老有提示音呢

2159
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:06,000
好

2160
01:31:06,733 --> 01:31:10,633
回来了我把我的QQ音乐复活了耶

2161
01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:14,566
过敏要脱敏治疗

2162
01:31:14,566 --> 01:31:17,399
我做脱敏治疗做了一个疗程就不做了

2163
01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:19,600
你对什么小猫小狗脱敏吗

2164
01:31:19,600 --> 01:31:22,900
我觉得这个世界上除了什么牛奶

2165
01:31:22,933 --> 01:31:24,766
鸡蛋大米这种

2166
01:31:24,766 --> 01:31:25,599
都是过敏

2167
01:31:25,733 --> 01:31:26,533
灰尘过敏

2168
01:31:26,533 --> 01:31:28,233
好像灰尘过敏也没什么

2169
01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,833
也没什么那什么吧

2170
01:31:29,900 --> 01:31:32,533
也没什么能脱敏的办法吧

2171
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:34,533
一般做脱敏治疗的

2172
01:31:34,533 --> 01:31:36,566
好像都是对小猫小狗过敏

2173
01:31:36,566 --> 01:31:38,233
又实在太喜欢了

2174
01:31:38,233 --> 01:31:40,333
主办又给你发Steam消息

2175
01:31:40,333 --> 01:31:42,499
我不知道我Steam不掉线了吗

2176
01:31:42,533 --> 01:31:45,133
我存满过敏做Steam的声音吗

2177
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:51,533
确实是除了禁忌症都是

2178
01:31:51,533 --> 01:31:52,333
哟

2179
01:31:53,166 --> 01:31:55,733
听起来你有点像那种小红书

2180
01:31:55,733 --> 01:31:58,966
一发帖天呐人生毁了

2181
01:31:58,966 --> 01:32:01,033
才18岁什么什么什么

2182
01:32:01,033 --> 01:32:02,599
然后点进去一看

2183
01:32:02,600 --> 01:32:05,766
他在那边说啊每天都是鼻炎啊

2184
01:32:05,766 --> 01:32:07,166
一到秋冬换季就鼻炎

2185
01:32:07,166 --> 01:32:08,433
我总是张嘴睡觉

2186
01:32:08,433 --> 01:32:10,133
一张嘴睡觉之后就口呼吸

2187
01:32:10,133 --> 01:32:11,199
口呼吸之后呢

2188
01:32:11,533 --> 01:32:12,433
面部前伸啊

2189
01:32:12,433 --> 01:32:13,333
下巴后缩

2190
01:32:13,366 --> 01:32:14,366
变得好丑啊

2191
01:32:14,366 --> 01:32:16,166
才18岁人生就要毁掉了

2192
01:32:16,166 --> 01:32:17,433
怎么才能搞掉口呼吸啊

2193
01:32:17,433 --> 01:32:18,766
怎么才能治鼻炎啊

2194
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:21,100
姐妹们有没有什么特别有效的办法呀

2195
01:32:21,100 --> 01:32:22,800
都在评论下面分享一下吧

2196
01:32:22,833 --> 01:32:24,599
然后你往下一划有个制定

2197
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:27,733
姐妹我就是用这个三伏贴治好的

2198
01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:29,766
哎呀坚持用了3年

2199
01:32:29,766 --> 01:32:31,699
但第一周他就疗效起效了

2200
01:32:31,700 --> 01:32:32,800
特别特别好

2201
01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:34,233
哎呦推荐你也试试吧

2202
01:32:34,233 --> 01:32:36,733
我就是在那个黄色软件红色软件

2203
01:32:36,733 --> 01:32:39,366
绿色软件插插插电购买的

2204
01:32:39,400 --> 01:32:41,433
呃这个你你有点像这个

2205
01:32:41,433 --> 01:32:42,899
要不是主播知道自己直播间

2206
01:32:42,900 --> 01:32:45,533
流量根本就不足以让你来这么打广告

2207
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,366
感觉你有点像这个

2208
01:32:47,766 --> 01:32:48,566
呃

2209
01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:49,700
尘螨过敏

2210
01:32:49,700 --> 01:32:51,233
这个药还挺甜的

2211
01:32:51,233 --> 01:32:52,366
怎么还有挺甜

2212
01:32:52,366 --> 01:32:53,566
的这个说法呀

2213
01:32:53,566 --> 01:32:54,766
你吃药很甜

2214
01:32:55,233 --> 01:32:56,899
你喜欢吃甜的的话

2215
01:32:56,900 --> 01:32:58,400
你可以买那个什么啊

2216
01:32:58,400 --> 01:32:59,033
我推荐你

2217
01:32:59,033 --> 01:33:03,633
你可以买那个江中的乳酸菌素片吃

2218
01:33:03,633 --> 01:33:06,566
这个是主播非常喜欢的小零食之一

2219
01:33:06,566 --> 01:33:07,899
它真的很好吃

2220
01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:12,833
确实甜但是贵啊

2221
01:33:12,833 --> 01:33:14,199
你说成螨过敏吗

2222
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:15,433
还是乳酸菌素

2223
01:33:15,733 --> 01:33:17,399
乳酸菌素这个东西

2224
01:33:17,400 --> 01:33:19,933
如果你喜欢喝什么养乐多

2225
01:33:20,033 --> 01:33:22,299
胃动力它就跟这个是完全一

2226
01:33:24,933 --> 01:33:28,033
谢谢肺部真菌感染的爱心啊

2227
01:33:32,033 --> 01:33:33,566
谢谢谢谢兰心啊

2228
01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:36,566
主播我每天深夜有点手机上瘾

2229
01:33:36,566 --> 01:33:38,299
越困越玩手机

2230
01:33:38,700 --> 01:33:40,566
越玩手机越不困

2231
01:33:40,566 --> 01:33:42,599
所以我越困就越不困

2232
01:33:47,166 --> 01:33:48,366
哈哈哈

2233
01:33:48,533 --> 01:33:49,699
怎么也这样

2234
01:33:49,700 --> 01:33:51,366
能不能祝你生日快乐

2235
01:33:51,366 --> 01:33:53,999
能不能祝你生日快乐

2236
01:33:54,033 --> 01:33:54,933
天天之星

2237
01:33:54,966 --> 01:33:56,633
哈哈哈哈

2238
01:34:01,166 --> 01:34:05,099
对所有的烦恼说拜拜

2239
01:34:05,100 --> 01:34:08,833
对所有的快乐说嗨嗨

2240
01:34:09,233 --> 01:34:11,366
亲爱的亲爱的

2241
01:34:11,366 --> 01:34:13,199
生日快乐

2242
01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:15,833
祝你幸福永远

2243
01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:20,700
你在主播直播间过的第第三个生日

2244
01:34:20,933 --> 01:34:21,833
第四个生日

2245
01:34:21,833 --> 01:34:22,599
这多久了

2246
01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:23,733
第三个生日吧

2247
01:34:23,733 --> 01:34:24,766
第三个生日啊

2248
01:34:24,766 --> 01:34:25,699
生日快乐

2249
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:26,766
身体健康

2250
01:34:26,933 --> 01:34:28,566
然后新书大卖

2251
01:34:28,600 --> 01:34:29,600
祝你幸福

2252
01:34:30,433 --> 01:34:32,766
祝你幸福哈哈哈

2253
01:34:35,433 --> 01:34:37,533
那个深夜手机少女

2254
01:34:37,533 --> 01:34:39,733
实际上是逃避新的一天啊

2255
01:34:39,733 --> 01:34:41,633
我理解的我理解的

2256
01:34:41,633 --> 01:34:42,933
明天有好多事

2257
01:34:42,933 --> 01:34:45,033
但深夜的时间自己可以支配啊

2258
01:34:45,033 --> 01:34:46,433
越困越玩手机

2259
01:34:46,733 --> 01:34:48,166
越玩手机越焦虑

2260
01:34:48,366 --> 01:34:49,699
越焦虑越清醒

2261
01:34:49,700 --> 01:34:50,966
越清醒越不困

2262
01:34:51,033 --> 01:34:54,499
所以说最后玩到手机累到昏迷啊

2263
01:34:54,500 --> 01:34:55,633
这样不太好啊

2264
01:34:55,633 --> 01:34:58,166
祝你幸福哈哈哈

2265
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,233
祝你愿哎

2266
01:35:02,233 --> 01:35:03,533
我就不念弹幕了

2267
01:35:03,533 --> 01:35:04,999
让大家来祝福你吧

2268
01:35:05,000 --> 01:35:06,533
哎呦直播间的我爹

2269
01:35:10,833 --> 01:35:12,633
我会越看越精神

2270
01:35:12,633 --> 01:35:14,533
特别黑听杂谈的时候会思考

2271
01:35:14,533 --> 01:35:15,199
那你是不是黑

2272
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,933
听主播打游戏只能听到主播

2273
01:35:17,933 --> 01:35:20,799
哎主播打游戏只能听到主播

2274
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:22,966
哎我怎么死了哎

2275
01:35:22,966 --> 01:35:23,899
你怎么死

2276
01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:24,300
哎呦

2277
01:35:24,300 --> 01:35:27,000
我们的祝你幸福不太是一个味道啊

2278
01:35:32,633 --> 01:35:33,433
喂

2279
01:35:35,133 --> 01:35:37,899
你们卡了吗断网了

2280
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:41,500
是我卡了还是大家卡了

2281
01:35:41,933 --> 01:35:49,533
喂the lights you and i

2282
01:35:51,233 --> 01:35:52,899
谁谁卡了啊

2283
01:35:52,900 --> 01:35:54,333
是我卡了好

2284
01:35:55,933 --> 01:35:57,133
好好好好

2285
01:35:57,200 --> 01:36:00,333
继续祝祝祝祝大娃幸福啊

2286
01:36:21,633 --> 01:36:23,833
14二八九特色了

2287
01:36:23,833 --> 01:36:25,433
又复活了一次啊

2288
01:36:25,633 --> 01:36:27,499
但是我也不太清楚为什么

2289
01:36:27,500 --> 01:36:28,300
因为

2290
01:36:30,633 --> 01:36:35,299
我今天大概播到看一下

2291
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:38,333
大概再播半个小时左右

2292
01:36:38,333 --> 01:36:39,799
还是当场加完

2293
01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:42,733
当场加完的话主播后面可能要工作

2294
01:36:42,733 --> 01:36:44,499
人工一会要写作业

2295
01:36:48,366 --> 01:36:50,033
祝大娃身体快乐

2296
01:36:50,033 --> 01:36:51,099
永远不死

2297
01:36:51,533 --> 01:36:53,299
我们今天在此相聚

2298
01:36:53,300 --> 01:36:56,800
是为了庆祝我的朋友天地之星的生日

2299
01:36:57,533 --> 01:36:58,966
他将在未来的一年

2300
01:36:59,233 --> 01:37:02,299
写出更加容光焕发的精彩作品

2301
01:37:02,733 --> 01:37:04,833
希望他早日登仙境

2302
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:07,733
写出这个道鬼异仙

2303
01:37:07,733 --> 01:37:11,899
诡秘之主啊这个之类的经典作品啊

2304
01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:13,166
最好更上一层

2305
01:37:13,166 --> 01:37:16,099
楼啊这个动画啊

2306
01:37:16,100 --> 01:37:20,566
电视剧广播剧等等各种版权大卖

2307
01:37:20,566 --> 01:37:21,633
成为斗罗大陆

2308
01:37:21,633 --> 01:37:25,199
斗破苍穹的这个类似的经典作品啊

2309
01:37:25,300 --> 01:37:27,733
它的名字将被刻在这个起点

2310
01:37:27,733 --> 01:37:31,099
怎么说供人学习研究的大神作者

2311
01:37:32,033 --> 01:37:33,933
站在强度之上的第一排

2312
01:37:33,933 --> 01:37:36,199
我衷心的祝福你在未来的一年

2313
01:37:36,200 --> 01:37:37,433
取得如下成就

2314
01:37:41,766 --> 01:37:42,766
祝你幸福

2315
01:37:45,566 --> 01:37:46,333
怎么怎么

2316
01:37:46,333 --> 01:37:49,433
我放的这个版本还有个哭腔啊

2317
01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:54,566
我好像听到小女生在哭了

2318
01:37:55,033 --> 01:37:56,966
这版本怎么还带哭的

2319
01:37:57,433 --> 01:37:58,799
我绷不住了

2320
01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:00,100
she's an

2321
01:38:06,100 --> 01:38:08,366
OK

2322
01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:18,600
真有哭声啊

2323
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:19,700
这原来不是我的

2324
01:38:19,700 --> 01:38:20,800
我的错觉

2325
01:38:23,733 --> 01:38:25,099
完了又跑了

2326
01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:25,900
是不是

2327
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:36,800
不会又开了吧你

2328
01:38:36,800 --> 01:38:38,166
又没有人跟我说话

2329
01:38:38,166 --> 01:38:39,533
我好害怕呀

2330
01:38:41,033 --> 01:38:43,366
怎么只剩下打卡机器人了

2331
01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:50,133
怎么放歌还选一个迫害的版本

2332
01:38:50,133 --> 01:38:52,033
我不知道我随便点的

2333
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:55,766
这是这是他这是他

2334
01:38:55,766 --> 01:39:00,733
那个一开始的那个我不知道不怪我

2335
01:39:03,233 --> 01:39:05,533
怎么怎么怎么我有个坏人

2336
01:39:05,533 --> 01:39:07,333
大胆点冷场了而已

2337
01:39:07,333 --> 01:39:08,833
好吧好吧好吧

2338
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:12,766
这个这个这个很正常

2339
01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:15,633
冷场了也是很正常的

2340
01:39:25,600 --> 01:39:26,900
你们走好走好

2341
01:39:26,900 --> 01:39:28,700
大家也自由活动一下

2342
01:39:28,700 --> 01:39:30,333
我也自由活动一下

2343
01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:31,800
啊

2344
01:39:34,966 --> 01:39:35,966
我的腰

2345
01:39:40,133 --> 01:39:41,299
啊

2346
01:39:42,300 --> 01:39:43,366
我是药

2347
01:39:48,966 --> 01:39:50,399
你下次安排

2348
01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:53,566
你看自己的直播间就知道卡没卡

2349
01:39:53,566 --> 01:39:55,133
还是我没卡

2350
01:39:57,733 --> 01:40:00,333
结婚早都被塞进去了

2351
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:02,900
哎

2352
01:40:02,900 --> 01:40:03,700
受不了了

2353
01:40:04,366 --> 01:40:06,399
我全在凳子上直播

2354
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:07,933
哈哈哈

2355
01:40:07,933 --> 01:40:09,599
好久没有这样过了

2356
01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:11,533
自从换了新凳子之后

2357
01:40:11,533 --> 01:40:12,333
哎呦

2358
01:40:13,366 --> 01:40:16,499
唉他毕竟不是真正的沙发呀

2359
01:40:17,500 --> 01:40:20,633
只有只有两条腿的金属凳子

2360
01:40:20,733 --> 01:40:22,033
有点承载不住

2361
01:40:22,033 --> 01:40:23,766
肥猫就做不了

2362
01:40:25,533 --> 01:40:27,199
结婚是房间池

2363
01:40:27,200 --> 01:40:28,833
对的对的对的对的

2364
01:40:28,833 --> 01:40:31,099
我看谁敢把他娶上来

2365
01:40:32,366 --> 01:40:33,933
给我发一句结婚吧

2366
01:40:33,933 --> 01:40:35,166
我什么都愿意做

2367
01:40:35,166 --> 01:40:36,299
很简单啊

2368
01:40:36,300 --> 01:40:38,200
你打开IC就行了

2369
01:40:39,733 --> 01:40:41,166
这不是很简单吗

2370
01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:43,233
安心好像管不了的

2371
01:40:43,766 --> 01:40:46,166
虽然主播还是一如既往的会放弃的

2372
01:40:46,166 --> 01:40:47,299
安心啊但是

2373
01:40:47,300 --> 01:40:48,100
但是

2374
01:40:48,900 --> 01:40:50,566
噼里啪啦这啥声啊

2375
01:40:50,566 --> 01:40:52,533
主播的凳子发出了惨叫

2376
01:40:52,533 --> 01:40:53,799
因为他是这样的

2377
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:57,733
这是主播花20块钱捡回来的凳子

2378
01:40:58,233 --> 01:41:00,366
它虽然看起来长得像个沙发

2379
01:41:00,366 --> 01:41:02,533
但是下面底盘非常不稳

2380
01:41:02,900 --> 01:41:05,966
同时呢它上面只有我看一下它

2381
01:41:05,966 --> 01:41:06,899
它是捆了

2382
01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:10,633
像国内在淘宝上买的那种化纤的坐垫

2383
01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:13,300
这个化纤的坐垫大概是

2384
01:41:15,966 --> 01:41:18,199
4厘米左右啊啊

2385
01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:19,533
他只有这么厚

2386
01:41:19,533 --> 01:41:20,733
所以他会响

2387
01:41:23,700 --> 01:41:26,400
你打到皇冠就可以把头放出来

2388
01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:28,233
肥猫也不知道是谁干的

2389
01:41:28,300 --> 01:41:29,633
他现在打到皇冠

2390
01:41:29,633 --> 01:41:31,699
现在放出来我不就知道了吗

2391
01:41:34,366 --> 01:41:35,433
主播主播

2392
01:41:36,333 --> 01:41:37,933
哈哈哈

2393
01:41:37,933 --> 01:41:40,299
不是你们在直播间大声密谋

2394
01:41:40,300 --> 01:41:42,333
主播又不是瞎急啊

2395
01:41:42,333 --> 01:41:44,233
主播想装看不到都不行

2396
01:41:45,233 --> 01:41:45,933
不是的

2397
01:41:45,933 --> 01:41:47,966
30块钱爱心你可以发一句

2398
01:41:47,966 --> 01:41:50,833
但是你一一做还是会被塞进去的

2399
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:56,000
不过

2400
01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:59,900
你的心跟着那个发出来的那个抵消了

2401
01:41:59,966 --> 01:42:01,799
所以就不用塞进去了

2402
01:42:08,633 --> 01:42:10,533
啊谁在发这种东西啊

2403
01:42:10,900 --> 01:42:12,966
不要不要再发这种东西啊

2404
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:14,600
主播会生气的

2405
01:42:17,833 --> 01:42:19,966
不是当当着主播的面做爱

2406
01:42:19,966 --> 01:42:22,399
然后问主播三字到底有什么好处啊

2407
01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:25,600
能不能永久的设置这个屏蔽词啊

2408
01:42:26,033 --> 01:42:26,833
哎

2409
01:42:27,566 --> 01:42:29,566
你们别别一起放歌好吗

2410
01:42:29,566 --> 01:42:31,499
不放的时候都大家都不放

2411
01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:33,533
一放的时候大家抢着唱是吧

2412
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:36,000
你要和米嫣嗜血为盟

2413
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:36,900
你要米嫣

2414
01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:38,933
这个呃是什么

2415
01:42:39,366 --> 01:42:40,999
东方作恶不弃焉

2416
01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:42,133
月败为异父

2417
01:42:42,133 --> 01:42:45,799
啊哈哈哈

2418
01:42:47,300 --> 01:42:48,400
哎呀传下去

2419
01:42:48,400 --> 01:42:49,500
虚拟主播认

2420
01:42:49,500 --> 01:42:53,533
这个这个这个这个什么东方咒做爹啊

2421
01:42:53,533 --> 01:42:56,499
我们东方爱好者最有面子的一次

2422
01:43:02,033 --> 01:43:03,899
什么歃血为盟

2423
01:43:15,733 --> 01:43:17,233
英语没学明白

2424
01:43:17,233 --> 01:43:18,766
汉语全忘没了

2425
01:43:20,833 --> 01:43:24,533
哎我玩那个半鲁的时候那个疾风

2426
01:43:24,633 --> 01:43:25,299
疾风什么

2427
01:43:25,300 --> 01:43:26,800
我记得叫疾风鸟

2428
01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:27,900
不认识那个字

2429
01:43:27,966 --> 01:43:28,966
疾风疾风

2430
01:43:30,033 --> 01:43:32,966
那个孙是一声还是两声还是三声啊

2431
01:43:35,733 --> 01:43:36,733
啊

2432
01:43:40,633 --> 01:43:41,999
这是几声啊

2433
01:43:42,100 --> 01:43:43,600
是三声吗

2434
01:43:43,833 --> 01:43:44,833
三声吗

2435
01:43:45,633 --> 01:43:46,399
啊行

2436
01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:47,766
好主播猜对了

2437
01:43:47,766 --> 01:43:48,833
四选一猜对了

2438
01:43:48,833 --> 01:43:51,566
真厉害啊

2439
01:43:55,633 --> 01:43:57,099
还是解蒙吧

2440
01:43:57,100 --> 01:43:58,400
有点丢人

2441
01:43:58,500 --> 01:43:59,966
好吧好吧

2442
01:44:01,166 --> 01:44:03,799
主播再回去接受一下义务教育吧

2443
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:06,800
唉

2444
01:44:08,500 --> 01:44:10,900
这就是基础没打好啊

2445
01:44:13,433 --> 01:44:14,566
基础没打好

2446
01:44:14,566 --> 01:44:15,733
是这样的

2447
01:44:19,566 --> 01:44:22,833
基础打好了怎么会出现这种事呢

2448
01:44:23,233 --> 01:44:25,633
为什么今天这么多这个轮船的进场

2449
01:44:25,633 --> 01:44:26,433
特效啊

2450
01:44:26,433 --> 01:44:27,966
出了什么活动吗

2451
01:44:30,100 --> 01:44:31,833
今天过小年了吗

2452
01:44:34,333 --> 01:44:36,633
怎么出了小年夜的活动啊

2453
01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:38,300
为什么啊

2454
01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:43,900
大航海用户近房领奖活动

2455
01:44:58,433 --> 01:45:00,566
这是朋友买的爱心啊

2456
01:45:00,566 --> 01:45:01,766
感谢支持

2457
01:45:01,766 --> 01:45:03,933
错误的我没有把词放出来

2458
01:45:03,933 --> 01:45:05,533
我用了技术发的

2459
01:45:05,533 --> 01:45:07,366
我要和明艳结婚

2460
01:45:10,700 --> 01:45:10,966
啊

2461
01:45:10,966 --> 01:45:13,933
这点破事还需要上上个技术吧

2462
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:24,366
应该感谢成语

2463
01:45:24,366 --> 01:45:25,299
把我的这个

2464
01:45:25,933 --> 01:45:30,199
我我的这套衣服做的笑面盈盈

2465
01:45:30,200 --> 01:45:31,333
非常和谐

2466
01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:35,633
这点破事也

2467
01:45:36,100 --> 01:45:37,733
以后上个技术啊

2468
01:45:37,733 --> 01:45:39,199
以后上个强度啊

2469
01:45:40,133 --> 01:45:41,766
以后上个技术啊

2470
01:45:41,766 --> 01:45:43,233
以后上个强度啊

2471
01:45:45,600 --> 01:45:46,833
处理上述了

2472
01:45:46,900 --> 01:45:49,166
下次不要再使用你的技术了

2473
01:45:51,733 --> 01:45:53,499
啊你不是出来了吗

2474
01:45:55,833 --> 01:45:56,999
今晚怎么没怕

2475
01:45:57,033 --> 01:45:58,533
是啊今晚没怕

2476
01:45:58,700 --> 01:46:00,200
我今晚不是杂谈吗

2477
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:01,600
我不要杂谈啊

2478
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:04,033
然后我上播之前我问大家

2479
01:46:04,033 --> 01:46:05,399
我说能不能怕呀

2480
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:06,900
你们说不能不能

2481
01:46:07,133 --> 01:46:09,433
哎呀不是也没有说不能吧

2482
01:46:09,766 --> 01:46:10,933
也没有说不能啊

2483
01:46:10,933 --> 01:46:12,033
就是就是

2484
01:46:12,200 --> 01:46:14,100
你们没有说可以

2485
01:46:14,133 --> 01:46:17,099
所以我就来杂谈了哈哈哈

2486
01:46:21,533 --> 01:46:23,999
你居然忍得住那这个

2487
01:46:24,966 --> 01:46:25,799
呃

2488
01:46:26,933 --> 01:46:28,433
生活是生活啊

2489
01:46:28,633 --> 01:46:30,366
工作是工作

2490
01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:31,033
这个

2491
01:46:31,033 --> 01:46:34,199
你要说生活里面能不能忍得住开怕

2492
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:36,566
那可能是忍不住的

2493
01:46:36,566 --> 01:46:39,433
但是既然大家没有发话

2494
01:46:39,433 --> 01:46:41,233
我可以今晚开怕

2495
01:46:41,233 --> 01:46:43,966
那么我就不能今晚开怕

2496
01:46:43,966 --> 01:46:46,633
这是对大家的尊重啊

2497
01:46:47,933 --> 01:46:50,533
啊其实我上播之前还怕了20分钟呢

2498
01:46:50,533 --> 01:46:50,999
嘿嘿

2499
01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:52,900
哈哈哈哈

2500
01:46:52,900 --> 01:46:55,700
我上播之前还怕了20分钟呢

2501
01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:57,033
主要是挂机啊

2502
01:46:57,033 --> 01:46:58,166
没材料了

2503
01:46:58,166 --> 01:47:00,733
我挂机让那个羊缠点羊毛

2504
01:47:00,733 --> 01:47:02,599
然后我再关电脑之前

2505
01:47:02,966 --> 01:47:06,766
把那个羊羊生的二十几个羊毛

2506
01:47:06,766 --> 01:47:07,533
做成了布

2507
01:47:07,533 --> 01:47:08,799
才下线了

2508
01:47:09,700 --> 01:47:10,400
别害怕好吗

2509
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:11,433
注意安全

2510
01:47:11,433 --> 01:47:13,533
不是的怕露怕露

2511
01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:15,500
沈老师不玩怕露怕露吗

2512
01:47:16,300 --> 01:47:18,833
刚配了三束云海露才关游戏的

2513
01:47:18,833 --> 01:47:21,499
我觉得一束云海露就很厉害了哎

2514
01:47:21,900 --> 01:47:25,000
移速与海陆创人就有伤害了

2515
01:47:25,000 --> 01:47:26,566
但是没有速度太高的

2516
01:47:26,566 --> 01:47:28,499
原海陆创人没伤害

2517
01:47:28,500 --> 01:47:30,933
哎如果你在群里说不想怕

2518
01:47:30,933 --> 01:47:32,199
大伙就会逼着你怕的

2519
01:47:32,200 --> 01:47:33,000
你不懂

2520
01:47:33,566 --> 01:47:35,033
如果说不想怕的话

2521
01:47:35,033 --> 01:47:39,199
那如果说今天本来是没有直播的啊

2522
01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:41,533
大伙就会说啊米呀米呀

2523
01:47:41,533 --> 01:47:43,033
我求求你来玩帕吧

2524
01:47:43,033 --> 01:47:44,799
这样我们就有直播看了

2525
01:47:44,800 --> 01:47:46,800
我们愿意看你直播玩帕

2526
01:47:47,566 --> 01:47:48,933
但是假如今天是

2527
01:47:48,933 --> 01:47:51,399
本来有一场预定的杂谈活呀

2528
01:47:51,766 --> 01:47:53,599
然后主播说要不要开怕

2529
01:47:53,600 --> 01:47:54,833
主播说不想怕了

2530
01:47:54,833 --> 01:47:57,099
大家就会说那正好你快来杂谈吧

2531
01:47:57,400 --> 01:47:59,033
知道大家都是这样的

2532
01:48:00,733 --> 01:48:02,199
跟烟人说对吧

2533
01:48:02,200 --> 01:48:03,366
主播不直播了

2534
01:48:03,366 --> 01:48:04,699
烟人就会退让

2535
01:48:04,700 --> 01:48:05,366
就会说啊

2536
01:48:05,366 --> 01:48:06,633
我还愿意看你怕

2537
01:48:06,633 --> 01:48:08,733
主播怕起来真开心

2538
01:48:09,933 --> 01:48:12,033
你再配4斤阿努比斯

2539
01:48:12,133 --> 01:48:13,766
你们怎么对于生孩子

2540
01:48:13,766 --> 01:48:15,699
有这么大的执念啊

2541
01:48:16,200 --> 01:48:17,766
哎呦不过说实话

2542
01:48:17,766 --> 01:48:18,999
要是生下来之后

2543
01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:22,500
就可以像像帕一样放在农场里面

2544
01:48:22,500 --> 01:48:23,933
哎呀不用也不用管他

2545
01:48:23,933 --> 01:48:25,199
他自己就会长大

2546
01:48:25,200 --> 01:48:26,966
自己就会升级啊

2547
01:48:26,966 --> 01:48:30,966
之后生下来就能跑来跑去的干活对吧

2548
01:48:31,566 --> 01:48:33,433
吃点野莓就行就可以

2549
01:48:33,433 --> 01:48:35,333
天生就有这么强的技能

2550
01:48:35,333 --> 01:48:35,933
那我觉得

2551
01:48:35,933 --> 01:48:38,633
可能大家生孩子的意愿也会提高吧

2552
01:48:39,433 --> 01:48:41,033
哎呀一下就理解了

2553
01:48:45,533 --> 01:48:47,399
4只阿努比斯

2554
01:48:48,200 --> 01:48:51,233
主要我感觉我其实没有

2555
01:48:51,233 --> 01:48:53,433
就是那么多好吃条的安东比斯啊

2556
01:48:53,433 --> 01:48:54,533
我那安东比斯

2557
01:48:54,533 --> 01:48:56,166
我就两只安东比斯

2558
01:48:56,166 --> 01:48:57,699
而且还是那个什么

2559
01:48:57,700 --> 01:48:59,433
还是神树安东比斯

2560
01:48:59,766 --> 01:49:01,899
还有个工匠精神的安东比斯

2561
01:49:01,900 --> 01:49:04,900
谢谢普罗曼的生草和粉色灯牌

2562
01:49:05,233 --> 01:49:05,766
谢谢

2563
01:49:05,766 --> 01:49:09,599
你怎么打了IC之后还有还有零钱啊

2564
01:49:11,100 --> 01:49:12,966
怎么会有人打这个整数的

2565
01:49:12,966 --> 01:49:16,133
还是之后多了多了零钱

2566
01:49:16,333 --> 01:49:19,433
嗯你只是个给帕鲁找工作的

2567
01:49:19,433 --> 01:49:21,399
哈哈哈哈哈哈

2568
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:22,300
哦我只是

2569
01:49:22,300 --> 01:49:24,566
一个给自己造了个卧室

2570
01:49:24,566 --> 01:49:26,633
躲在里面睡觉的人

2571
01:49:27,133 --> 01:49:30,166
他们自己工作就行了好吧

2572
01:49:32,500 --> 01:49:33,566
社会化抚养的

2573
01:49:33,566 --> 01:49:34,833
这不挺好的吗

2574
01:49:35,500 --> 01:49:37,433
呃由派鲁来负担

2575
01:49:38,033 --> 01:49:40,199
我只负责开大你就行了

2576
01:49:41,500 --> 01:49:42,500
你这马

2577
01:49:43,566 --> 01:49:44,166
你是弹幕

2578
01:49:44,166 --> 01:49:45,299
我不敢念啊

2579
01:49:45,300 --> 01:49:47,366
我我觉得有点问题

2580
01:49:47,366 --> 01:49:49,199
现在普通马可以真的有用的

2581
01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:50,100
宋朝很多年

2582
01:49:50,100 --> 01:49:50,633
应该懂得

2583
01:49:50,633 --> 01:49:51,499
可以支持

2584
01:49:52,033 --> 01:49:53,499
了走了

2585
01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:59,500
过了很久终于我愿抬头看

2586
01:49:59,500 --> 01:50:02,566
你就在对岸走得好慢

2587
01:50:02,566 --> 01:50:04,199
任由我独自在假

2588
01:50:04,300 --> 01:50:05,933
三速显卡跟不上

2589
01:50:05,933 --> 01:50:08,799
一个冲刺地图加载不出来啊

2590
01:50:08,800 --> 01:50:10,233
主播就很照顾显卡呀

2591
01:50:10,233 --> 01:50:12,233
主播玩帕鲁从来不用疾跑

2592
01:50:12,633 --> 01:50:14,899
我觉得他正常跑就已经够快了

2593
01:50:14,900 --> 01:50:18,433
主要我不习惯按那个顺子键疾跑啊

2594
01:50:18,566 --> 01:50:21,299
我觉得顺子键疾跑很很反人嘞

2595
01:50:22,533 --> 01:50:24,199
应该按什么呀

2596
01:50:24,200 --> 01:50:27,933
按右键你怎么你怎么有这么多草啊

2597
01:50:27,933 --> 01:50:29,499
是古罗马人生草

2598
01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:33,433
哎这个这个这个很反人类

2599
01:50:33,433 --> 01:50:34,633
你们不觉得吗

2600
01:50:35,733 --> 01:50:36,999
按右键冲刺

2601
01:50:37,033 --> 01:50:39,366
不是按瞬间冲刺就很奇怪

2602
01:50:39,366 --> 01:50:41,699
尤其是你要同时按住w跟shift

2603
01:50:41,700 --> 01:50:42,533
就很奇怪

2604
01:50:42,566 --> 01:50:44,999
我觉得应该按鼠标右键冲刺啊

2605
01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:46,933
谁谁同意谁反对

2606
01:50:48,133 --> 01:50:49,233
没有人同意我

2607
01:50:49,233 --> 01:50:50,233
是吧玩原神

2608
01:50:50,233 --> 01:50:51,399
玩的啥游戏

2609
01:50:51,400 --> 01:50:52,533
不是身份证原神

2610
01:50:52,533 --> 01:50:56,199
哈哈哈哈

2611
01:50:58,333 --> 01:51:02,299
哈哈哈对不起对不起

2612
01:51:02,833 --> 01:51:04,099
哈哈哈

2613
01:51:04,100 --> 01:51:05,933
对不起死命万岁

2614
01:51:06,966 --> 01:51:10,699
有点有点有点太太太得意忘形了

2615
01:51:12,600 --> 01:51:13,833
主播主播主播

2616
01:51:13,833 --> 01:51:16,133
笑的有点有点破功了

2617
01:51:16,133 --> 01:51:17,699
死皮发财死皮发财

2618
01:51:17,700 --> 01:51:18,633
主播直播里面

2619
01:51:18,633 --> 01:51:21,133
呃这个一般笑起来都比较矜持

2620
01:51:21,133 --> 01:51:21,933
哈哈哈

2621
01:51:23,366 --> 01:51:25,233
哎玩人也可以趁着冲刺

2622
01:51:25,233 --> 01:51:26,433
我不干好吧

2623
01:51:26,433 --> 01:51:27,433
我不干我不干

2624
01:51:27,433 --> 01:51:29,199
我就喜欢右键冲刺

2625
01:51:29,733 --> 01:51:31,133
右键冲刺是好

2626
01:51:31,133 --> 01:51:32,399
文明是好的

2627
01:51:38,900 --> 01:51:41,200
你们真的不觉得很奇怪吗

2628
01:51:41,233 --> 01:51:43,299
就是把那个冲刺键

2629
01:51:44,033 --> 01:51:45,366
你们是怎么怎么

2630
01:51:45,366 --> 01:51:47,533
怎么把手放在键盘上的

2631
01:51:47,533 --> 01:51:49,166
就是在往前走的时候

2632
01:51:49,166 --> 01:51:50,766
好想看你iPad坐牢

2633
01:51:50,766 --> 01:51:52,399
我才不打iPad呢

2634
01:51:53,333 --> 01:51:53,899
哈哈哈谢谢

2635
01:51:53,900 --> 01:51:54,433
葫芦买的

2636
01:51:54,433 --> 01:51:56,166
身材或者你还应该多

2637
01:51:56,166 --> 01:51:57,766
那你怎么瞄准呢

2638
01:51:57,933 --> 01:51:59,033
哦我不知道呀

2639
01:51:59,033 --> 01:52:00,733
适合主播这种手残

2640
01:52:01,233 --> 01:52:02,599
呃我想知道你们

2641
01:52:02,600 --> 01:52:05,133
你们是怎么怎么同时按键的

2642
01:52:05,133 --> 01:52:06,799
小拇指按次的

2643
01:52:07,533 --> 01:52:08,799
那那小拇指不会

2644
01:52:08,800 --> 01:52:10,200
不会弯回来吗

2645
01:52:10,200 --> 01:52:11,500
不会勾拳吗

2646
01:52:11,966 --> 01:52:13,933
不卖为什么不把自己放出来

2647
01:52:15,766 --> 01:52:17,133
哎他怎么不说话了

2648
01:52:18,833 --> 01:52:20,133
他在禁言吗

2649
01:52:22,166 --> 01:52:23,966
没有吧啊

2650
01:52:24,166 --> 01:52:27,233
对不起对不起对不起对不起

2651
01:52:28,900 --> 01:52:30,533
我刚才我刚才看他

2652
01:52:30,533 --> 01:52:31,433
我刚才看他

2653
01:52:31,433 --> 01:52:34,099
是那个给他发禁言的那个状态

2654
01:52:34,833 --> 01:52:37,766
我刚才看他是给他发禁言的状态

2655
01:52:38,566 --> 01:52:39,599
晚上好啊

2656
01:52:39,600 --> 01:52:40,566
这个这个这个

2657
01:52:40,566 --> 01:52:42,733
我以为他已经把自己放出来了

2658
01:52:42,733 --> 01:52:43,733
就没管啊

2659
01:52:44,166 --> 01:52:46,799
对不起主播有点呆头呆脑的

2660
01:52:46,800 --> 01:52:48,833
不知道为什么一个人一直送

2661
01:52:48,833 --> 01:52:50,433
送礼物但是不说话

2662
01:52:51,233 --> 01:52:52,899
你是不是在骂我啊

2663
01:52:53,133 --> 01:52:55,799
哈哈哈

2664
01:52:55,800 --> 01:52:57,900
啊你骂人好脏凌霄

2665
01:53:01,900 --> 01:53:05,500
你把把冲刺改到鼠标侧键去啊

2666
01:53:05,500 --> 01:53:06,600
别恶心我

2667
01:53:07,300 --> 01:53:08,100
滚出去

2668
01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:12,966
侧键我有四个侧键

2669
01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:15,166
有钱赚就不放

2670
01:53:15,166 --> 01:53:17,533
不是我真忘了我真忘了

2671
01:53:20,233 --> 01:53:23,833
左边右边你改成哪个侧键

2672
01:53:23,833 --> 01:53:25,966
我有时候不小心按到侧键

2673
01:53:26,200 --> 01:53:28,800
因为我的侧键没有任何功能啊

2674
01:53:32,433 --> 01:53:33,433
那我问一下大家

2675
01:53:33,433 --> 01:53:35,199
白色的鼠标用着用着

2676
01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:38,200
它灰色的部分会发黄是正常的吗

2677
01:53:39,500 --> 01:53:41,733
我对这件事情非常的那什么

2678
01:53:41,733 --> 01:53:42,966
右边还有车键

2679
01:53:42,966 --> 01:53:45,833
我有我有我有四个车键

2680
01:53:48,366 --> 01:53:50,499
我左边两个右边两个

2681
01:53:51,133 --> 01:53:53,499
两边按键是前后对应的啊

2682
01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:55,200
我只有两个好吧

2683
01:54:02,600 --> 01:54:05,200
这个侧键的声音还挺挺温柔的

2684
01:54:08,133 --> 01:54:11,633
但是这个这个这个正键的声音他就很

2685
01:54:12,100 --> 01:54:13,966
他就很很凶

2686
01:54:14,600 --> 01:54:16,300
侧键的声音就很温柔

2687
01:54:16,566 --> 01:54:17,366
FPS

2688
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:23,400
开镜和游戏防御

2689
01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:25,000
好吧发黄正常

2690
01:54:25,000 --> 01:54:26,633
油或者氧化吗

2691
01:54:27,000 --> 01:54:29,500
哦它它真的它真的发黄

2692
01:54:31,600 --> 01:54:32,933
显得脏脏的

2693
01:54:32,966 --> 01:54:35,166
呃我之前玩设计也是

2694
01:54:35,366 --> 01:54:37,099
我发现那个手柄

2695
01:54:37,100 --> 01:54:38,833
我老捏着他的那个地方

2696
01:54:38,833 --> 01:54:40,599
他就有点变色了

2697
01:54:40,600 --> 01:54:41,933
我就很苦恼

2698
01:54:42,100 --> 01:54:44,933
显得脏脏的不太正常

2699
01:54:44,933 --> 01:54:46,433
能卖给你用吗

2700
01:54:46,566 --> 01:54:49,033
你真是真是诡计多端

2701
01:54:49,033 --> 01:54:50,366
都写在脸上了

2702
01:54:50,366 --> 01:54:51,566
说明有手汗

2703
01:54:52,700 --> 01:54:54,233
但是感觉就脏脏的

2704
01:54:54,233 --> 01:54:55,233
你12包邮

2705
01:54:55,233 --> 01:54:57,033
说了我300块买的

2706
01:54:57,033 --> 01:54:58,366
我才不卖呢

2707
01:55:01,433 --> 01:55:03,599
卖二手真亏吧

2708
01:55:06,600 --> 01:55:08,133
我买的时候那么贵

2709
01:55:09,133 --> 01:55:10,599
哎不过就这种心态

2710
01:55:10,600 --> 01:55:12,533
主播存炸了好多货呀

2711
01:55:12,533 --> 01:55:14,099
就买的时候好贵呀

2712
01:55:14,200 --> 01:55:15,433
然后越放越不值钱

2713
01:55:15,433 --> 01:55:16,933
越放越不值钱哎呀

2714
01:55:18,833 --> 01:55:20,333
所以说断舍离啊

2715
01:55:20,333 --> 01:55:22,733
其实下定论也是一种

2716
01:55:23,333 --> 01:55:25,233
也是一种人生的哲学

2717
01:55:25,233 --> 01:55:27,199
主播永远都学不会这个

2718
01:55:28,966 --> 01:55:30,133
当断则断

2719
01:55:30,433 --> 01:55:32,233
断不了光遇怎么你了

2720
01:55:32,233 --> 01:55:33,833
你怎么知道我说是光遇

2721
01:55:33,833 --> 01:55:35,533
个赔钱货呀

2722
01:55:35,533 --> 01:55:37,566
赔死老子了啊

2723
01:55:38,500 --> 01:55:40,166
游戏账号赚的所有钱

2724
01:55:40,166 --> 01:55:41,799
全让关羽赔进去了

2725
01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:42,733
那倒也没有吧

2726
01:55:42,733 --> 01:55:44,566
就是关羽赔了个大的

2727
01:55:45,100 --> 01:55:48,566
主办的字典里没有止损两个字哦

2728
01:55:48,566 --> 01:55:49,799
也也不是吧

2729
01:55:49,966 --> 01:55:50,933
也不是吧

2730
01:55:51,433 --> 01:55:52,766
就也有止损

2731
01:55:52,766 --> 01:55:53,999
只是说就

2732
01:55:55,566 --> 01:55:58,299
没有很难做出这种决策呢

2733
01:55:58,400 --> 01:56:00,033
主播真挺贪的吧

2734
01:56:00,033 --> 01:56:00,966
又不是贪

2735
01:56:02,033 --> 01:56:05,133
就不舍得放弃吧

2736
01:56:05,133 --> 01:56:06,366
什么东西都想呃

2737
01:56:06,366 --> 01:56:07,599
抱在怀里

2738
01:56:07,600 --> 01:56:09,500
然后就抱不下了

2739
01:56:09,600 --> 01:56:12,000
负重太低唉

2740
01:56:13,233 --> 01:56:15,699
硬瘫怎么啦哈哈

2741
01:56:17,166 --> 01:56:18,333
又带走了

2742
01:56:18,333 --> 01:56:19,633
坚持是一种

2743
01:56:25,033 --> 01:56:28,199
坚持是一种一种美德

2744
01:56:37,566 --> 01:56:39,099
坚持是一种美德

2745
01:56:39,100 --> 01:56:40,800
懂不懂这种美德啊

2746
01:56:46,633 --> 01:56:49,333
我看主办的心态适合投资a股

2747
01:56:49,333 --> 01:56:50,533
能不能别骂了

2748
01:56:50,533 --> 01:56:51,999
你别骂我行吗

2749
01:56:52,833 --> 01:56:54,766
down this river every turn

2750
01:56:54,800 --> 01:56:56,766
hope is a four letter word

2751
01:56:56,766 --> 01:56:58,933
make that money watch it burn

2752
01:56:58,966 --> 01:57:00,766
old but i'm not that old

2753
01:57:00,766 --> 01:57:02,733
young but i'm not that bold

2754
01:57:02,733 --> 01:57:04,899
i don't think the world is sold

2755
01:57:04,900 --> 01:57:06,633
i'm just doing what i want

2756
01:57:07,966 --> 01:57:09,199
能不能买空啊

2757
01:57:09,200 --> 01:57:10,700
买空我就去抽

2758
01:57:26,933 --> 01:57:28,133
正在顶部

2759
01:57:28,133 --> 01:57:29,566
赶紧中超

2760
01:57:30,033 --> 01:57:33,133
你要在发这条弹幕的时候加上一个

2761
01:57:33,133 --> 01:57:35,566
请构成参考讨论

2762
01:57:35,566 --> 01:57:37,566
不构成投资建议

2763
01:57:38,800 --> 01:57:42,700
我可以准备收拾收拾下播了吗

2764
01:57:44,100 --> 01:57:45,933
主播有些担心

2765
01:57:52,500 --> 01:57:56,633
我觉得主播应该快要去写作业了

2766
01:57:59,900 --> 01:58:00,933
我可以吗

2767
01:58:02,200 --> 01:58:04,800
快下播然后我们去写作业

2768
01:58:09,400 --> 01:58:11,166
可以先下再开帕罗

2769
01:58:11,166 --> 01:58:12,133
不行不行

2770
01:58:12,133 --> 01:58:13,433
不能开帕罗

2771
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:16,733
他只能最多在边上挂着

2772
01:58:16,733 --> 01:58:18,133
他不能作为开

2773
01:58:18,133 --> 01:58:19,133
怕冷的

2774
01:58:20,133 --> 01:58:21,299
哎不行

2775
01:58:38,966 --> 01:58:40,599
工作应等于不工资

2776
01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:41,400
话

2777
01:58:43,500 --> 01:58:44,533
工一会吧

2778
01:58:44,900 --> 01:58:47,433
i've been never saying hard

2779
01:58:48,200 --> 01:58:50,700
said no more counting dollars we'll be

2780
01:58:50,933 --> 01:58:54,199
we'll be counting stars and watch it burns me

2781
01:58:54,200 --> 01:58:55,733
in the river the lessons i've learned

2782
01:58:55,733 --> 01:58:58,033
take that money watch it burn sink

2783
01:58:58,033 --> 01:58:59,699
in the river the lessons i've learned

2784
01:58:59,700 --> 01:59:02,000
take that money watch it burn sink

2785
01:59:02,000 --> 01:59:03,633
in the river the lessons i've learned

2786
01:59:03,633 --> 01:59:05,933
take that money watch it burn sink

2787
01:59:05,933 --> 01:59:07,599
in the river the lessons i've learned

2788
01:59:26,400 --> 01:59:29,633
否很惊讶讲不出说话

2789
01:59:30,166 --> 01:59:33,899
没错我是说你想分手吗

2790
01:59:34,166 --> 01:59:37,999
曾给你驯服到就像绵羊

2791
01:59:38,333 --> 01:59:42,733
何解会反咬你一下你寄望

2792
01:59:43,300 --> 01:59:45,433
回头望伴你走

2793
01:59:45,433 --> 01:59:47,599
从来未曾幸福过

2794
01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:49,700
赴过汤蹈过火

2795
01:59:49,700 --> 01:59:51,800
沿途为何没爱河

2796
01:59:51,833 --> 01:59:53,833
下半生陪住你

2797
01:59:53,833 --> 01:59:56,033
怀疑快乐也不多

2798
01:59:56,033 --> 01:59:58,133
没有心别再拖

2799
01:59:58,133 --> 02:00:00,199
好心一早放开我

2800
02:00:00,200 --> 02:00:02,433
从头努力也坎坷

2801
02:00:02,566 --> 02:00:04,399
通通不要好过

2802
02:00:04,400 --> 02:00:06,800
来年岁月那么多

2803
02:00:06,800 --> 02:00:08,600
为继续而继续

2804
02:00:08,600 --> 02:00:10,933
没有好处还是我

2805
02:00:11,533 --> 02:00:13,799
若注定有一点苦楚

2806
02:00:14,166 --> 02:00:17,933
不如自己亲手割破

2807
02:00:27,933 --> 02:00:29,899
你们是想听工作业

2808
02:00:29,900 --> 02:00:32,233
还是想我先下播呀

2809
02:00:32,600 --> 02:00:36,366
捱得过无限次寂寞凌迟

2810
02:00:36,733 --> 02:00:40,999
人生太早已看得化也可怕

2811
02:00:41,766 --> 02:00:45,999
回头望伴你走从来未曾幸福过

2812
02:00:46,000 --> 02:00:50,200
赴过汤蹈过火沿途为何没爱河

2813
02:00:50,200 --> 02:00:54,433
下半生陪住你怀疑快乐也不多

2814
02:00:54,433 --> 02:00:58,599
没有心别再拖好心一早放开我

2815
02:00:58,600 --> 02:01:02,800
从头努力也坎坷通通不要好过

2816
02:01:02,800 --> 02:01:05,166
来年岁月那么多

2817
02:01:05,166 --> 02:01:09,433
为继续而继续直接不过承认错

2818
02:01:09,433 --> 02:01:16,099
若勉强也分到不多不如什么也摔破

2819
02:01:22,833 --> 02:01:25,699
刷开播时长的工作日

2820
02:01:25,933 --> 02:01:25,999
我

2821
02:01:26,000 --> 02:01:27,500
我要刷

2822
02:01:28,700 --> 02:01:30,200
现在几点了

2823
02:01:32,966 --> 02:01:36,166
像也没有什么必要刷这个好

2824
02:01:36,166 --> 02:01:38,733
过来年岁月那么多

2825
02:01:38,966 --> 02:01:41,933
为继续而继续没有好处

2826
02:01:41,933 --> 02:01:45,899
还是我若注定有一点苦楚

2827
02:01:46,300 --> 02:01:48,966
不如自己亲手

2828
02:01:49,133 --> 02:01:50,933
大家可能都睡了吧

2829
02:02:24,433 --> 02:02:25,133
宝宝睡了

2830
02:02:25,133 --> 02:02:26,433
就是都睡觉了

2831
02:02:26,433 --> 02:02:29,166
因为弹幕比之前慢多了

2832
02:02:46,033 --> 02:02:50,299
也望你没有为我又再度暗中淌泪

2833
02:02:52,133 --> 02:02:53,899
看车变出来的

2834
02:02:53,900 --> 02:02:56,800
车上贵贵的什么东西的

2835
02:02:56,800 --> 02:02:57,800
心空虚

2836
02:03:00,500 --> 02:03:01,733
感谢支持

2837
02:03:01,800 --> 02:03:03,600
太深的罪

2838
02:03:05,833 --> 02:03:07,799
我的心如水

2839
02:03:09,166 --> 02:03:11,233
你不必痴醉

2840
02:03:11,633 --> 02:03:18,033
woo你可知谁甘心归去

2841
02:03:18,966 --> 02:03:23,366
你与我之间有谁

2842
02:03:25,433 --> 02:03:28,399
是缘是情是童真

2843
02:03:28,566 --> 02:03:31,499
还是意外

2844
02:03:32,300 --> 02:03:34,766
有泪有罪有付出

2845
02:03:35,300 --> 02:03:37,966
还有忍耐

2846
02:03:38,500 --> 02:03:40,233
加油复活

2847
02:03:40,233 --> 02:03:43,166
吃饭那个吃饭居然退出去了一下吗

2848
02:03:48,933 --> 02:03:49,899
就是人嘛

2849
02:03:49,900 --> 02:03:52,800
总是在活儿跟死的时候

2850
02:03:54,300 --> 02:03:56,033
出生跟死亡的时候

2851
02:03:56,033 --> 02:03:59,533
最最最有那个关注度啊

2852
02:04:00,500 --> 02:04:01,400
作为这种

2853
02:04:01,500 --> 02:04:06,900
已经距离复活超过了一个月的主播

2854
02:04:08,600 --> 02:04:09,533
和多切片

2855
02:04:09,533 --> 02:04:12,199
谢谢你你也跑了

2856
02:04:12,200 --> 02:04:13,500
拜拜的时候

2857
02:04:13,533 --> 02:04:14,399
每一天望海

2858
02:04:15,966 --> 02:04:17,933
每一天相对

2859
02:04:19,233 --> 02:04:23,933
盼望你现已没有让我别去的恐惧

2860
02:04:25,766 --> 02:04:27,433
我即使离

2861
02:04:27,633 --> 02:04:30,699
说一下你们志愿老师的工作室状态

2862
02:04:30,900 --> 02:04:32,333
志愿老师是谁啊

2863
02:04:41,700 --> 02:04:43,366
有谁

2864
02:04:45,633 --> 02:04:51,566
是缘是情是童真还是意外

2865
02:04:52,366 --> 02:04:58,233
有泪有罪有付出还有有忍耐

2866
02:04:59,000 --> 02:05:05,000
是人是墙是寒冬藏在眼内

2867
02:05:05,733 --> 02:05:12,766
有日有夜有幻想无法等待嗯

2868
02:05:30,900 --> 02:05:34,133
我以为切片现在都没有人会

2869
02:05:39,700 --> 02:05:44,333
多少春秋会因为这个来看主报了呢

2870
02:05:44,333 --> 02:05:46,299
要不然主报涨了这么多粉

2871
02:05:46,300 --> 02:05:48,833
怎么场怪这么多

2872
02:05:51,033 --> 02:05:53,033
想到还是有的

2873
02:05:55,933 --> 02:05:56,799
是缘是情

2874
02:05:56,800 --> 02:05:57,833
是童真

2875
02:05:58,833 --> 02:06:01,366
还是意外

2876
02:06:02,566 --> 02:06:03,499
有泪有罪

2877
02:06:03,500 --> 02:06:08,300
有付出还有忍耐

2878
02:06:09,000 --> 02:06:15,033
是人是墙是寒冬藏在眼内

2879
02:06:15,800 --> 02:06:21,700
有日有夜有幻想无法等待

2880
02:06:27,400 --> 02:06:28,400
Woo

2881
02:06:33,766 --> 02:06:34,566
哦哦

2882
02:06:42,733 --> 02:06:43,533
oh

2883
02:07:07,133 --> 02:07:10,433
大概攻半个小时左右啊然后

2884
02:07:10,766 --> 02:07:11,566
哇

2885
02:07:12,200 --> 02:07:13,000
腿麻

2886
02:07:14,833 --> 02:07:16,633
大概攻半个小时左右

2887
02:07:16,633 --> 02:07:18,166
然后我们下班了之后

2888
02:07:18,166 --> 02:07:22,133
把今天的这个有效天数拨了

2889
02:07:22,400 --> 02:07:23,200
啊

2890
02:07:25,033 --> 02:07:26,766
真是一箭双雕啊

2891
02:07:26,766 --> 02:07:28,799
米娅米娅你真聪明啊

2892
02:07:52,100 --> 02:07:56,033
昨天的我们走远了

2893
02:07:56,566 --> 02:08:01,166
在命运广场中央等待

2894
02:08:02,000 --> 02:08:04,633
那厚的肩膀

2895
02:08:04,633 --> 02:08:08,966
越奔跑越渺小

2896
02:08:12,000 --> 02:08:16,166
曾经并肩往前的伙伴

2897
02:08:16,633 --> 02:08:21,166
在举杯祝福后都走散

2898
02:08:21,900 --> 02:08:24,733
只是那个夜晚

2899
02:08:24,733 --> 02:08:28,733
我深深的都留藏在心坎

2900
02:08:29,100 --> 02:08:33,833
长大以后我只能奔跑

2901
02:08:34,033 --> 02:08:38,899
我多害怕黑暗中跌倒

2902
02:08:39,133 --> 02:08:41,233
明天你好

2903
02:08:41,600 --> 02:08:43,933
含着泪微笑

2904
02:08:44,366 --> 02:08:48,766
越美好越害怕得到

2905
02:08:48,766 --> 02:08:53,966
每一次哭又笑着奔跑

2906
02:08:54,133 --> 02:08:58,799
一边失去一边在寻找

2907
02:08:59,133 --> 02:09:03,799
明天你好声音多渺小

2908
02:09:04,133 --> 02:09:06,399
却提醒我

2909
02:09:08,933 --> 02:09:10,966
勇敢是什么

2910
02:09:21,900 --> 02:09:22,700
you

2911
02:09:31,600 --> 02:09:36,433
当我朝着反方向走去

2912
02:09:36,600 --> 02:09:41,400
在楼梯的角落找勇气

2913
02:09:41,833 --> 02:09:44,766
抖着肩膀哭泣

2914
02:09:44,766 --> 02:09:49,033
问自己在哪里

2915
02:09:51,566 --> 02:09:56,233
曾经并肩往前的伙伴

2916
02:09:56,566 --> 02:10:01,133
沉默着懂得我的委屈

2917
02:10:01,900 --> 02:10:04,566
时间它总说谎

2918
02:10:04,566 --> 02:10:08,733
我从不曾失去那些肩膀

2919
02:10:09,100 --> 02:10:13,900
长大以后我只能奔跑

2920
02:10:13,966 --> 02:10:18,699
我多害怕黑暗中跌倒

2921
02:10:19,100 --> 02:10:23,966
明天你好含着泪微笑

2922
02:10:24,400 --> 02:10:28,833
越美好越害怕得到

2923
02:10:29,100 --> 02:10:33,933
每一次哭又笑着奔跑

2924
02:10:34,166 --> 02:10:38,799
一边失去一边在寻找

2925
02:10:39,133 --> 02:10:43,733
明天你好声音多渺小

2926
02:10:44,100 --> 02:10:46,366
却提醒我

2927
02:10:47,800 --> 02:10:53,933
哦长大以后我只能奔跑

2928
02:10:54,000 --> 02:10:58,733
我多害怕黑暗中跌倒

2929
02:10:59,100 --> 02:11:03,966
明天你好含着泪微笑

2930
02:11:04,733 --> 02:11:08,766
越美好越害怕得到

2931
02:11:08,766 --> 02:11:13,966
每一次哭又笑着奔跑

2932
02:11:14,166 --> 02:11:18,733
一边失去一边在寻找

2933
02:11:19,133 --> 02:11:23,599
明天你好声音多渺小

2934
02:11:24,100 --> 02:11:26,433
却提醒我

2935
02:11:28,933 --> 02:11:31,299
勇敢是什么

2936
02:12:15,100 --> 02:12:21,800
i've seen the world done it all had my cake

2937
02:12:22,000 --> 02:12:29,600
now diamonds Brilliant and Bel air

2938
02:12:30,133 --> 02:12:35,399
now hot summer nights built to love

2939
02:12:36,033 --> 02:12:42,433
when you and i were forever wild crazy days

2940
02:12:42,433 --> 02:12:46,099
city lights the way you'd play

2941
02:12:46,566 --> 02:12:48,966
这怎么变成天星星啦

2942
02:12:50,000 --> 02:12:56,366
will you still love me when i'm no longer young and beautiful

2943
02:12:58,166 --> 02:13:00,166
will you still love me

2944
02:13:00,166 --> 02:13:02,299
when i got nothing

2945
02:13:02,300 --> 02:13:06,700
but my aching soul i know you will love me

2946
02:13:07,100 --> 02:13:10,433
i know you will i know you

2947
02:13:13,133 --> 02:13:15,333
will will you still love me

2948
02:13:15,500 --> 02:13:16,900
when i谢谢灯牌

2949
02:13:17,500 --> 02:13:19,333
beautiful

2950
02:13:21,433 --> 02:13:28,966
i've seen the world lit it up as my stage now

2951
02:13:29,966 --> 02:13:37,099
channeling angels in a new age now

2952
02:13:37,800 --> 02:13:42,033
hot summer days rock and roll

2953
02:13:42,633 --> 02:13:46,533
wave the for me at your show

2954
02:13:46,533 --> 02:13:50,366
and all the ways i got to know

2955
02:13:50,433 --> 02:13:54,633
your pretty face and electric soul

2956
02:13:55,900 --> 02:14:00,200
will you still love me when i'm no longer you

2957
02:14:00,300 --> 02:14:02,800
young and beautiful

2958
02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:09,733
will you still love me when i got nothing but my a

2959
02:14:11,133 --> 02:14:17,033
i know you will i know you will i know that you will

2960
02:14:19,166 --> 02:14:25,533
will you still love me when i'm no longer beautiful

2961
02:14:28,433 --> 02:14:32,133
dear lord when i get to heaven

2962
02:14:32,600 --> 02:14:38,400
please let me bring my man when he comes

2963
02:14:38,400 --> 02:14:40,533
tell me that you'll let him in

2964
02:14:40,933 --> 02:14:44,133
father tell me if you can

2965
02:14:45,800 --> 02:14:48,500
Grace all that body

2966
02:14:48,766 --> 02:14:50,733
all that face

2967
02:14:50,833 --> 02:14:56,766
makes me want to party he's my son he makes me shine

2968
02:14:56,766 --> 02:14:58,433
like diamond

2969
02:15:02,200 --> 02:15:04,200
will you still love me

2970
02:15:04,200 --> 02:15:08,833
when i'm no longer young and beautiful

2971
02:15:10,333 --> 02:15:12,499
will you still love me

2972
02:15:12,500 --> 02:15:17,333
when i got nothing but my aching soul

2973
02:15:17,333 --> 02:15:19,133
i know you will

2974
02:15:19,200 --> 02:15:20,433
发现我不说话了之后

2975
02:15:20,433 --> 02:15:22,199
一下就感觉冷了

2976
02:15:23,366 --> 02:15:24,599
原来一直说话

2977
02:15:24,600 --> 02:15:27,900
一直活跃也会让身体发热吗

2978
02:15:29,433 --> 02:15:29,766
真的

2979
02:15:29,766 --> 02:15:32,533
我不说话之后一下就感觉有点冷

2980
02:15:47,300 --> 02:15:48,100
the way

2981
02:15:55,100 --> 02:15:56,566
哈子嘎西库娜

2982
02:15:56,566 --> 02:16:00,133
伊娜伊娜伊娜伊娜伊娜伊哟娜

2983
02:16:00,400 --> 02:16:03,033
橘子噶伊乌索娜诺伊亚

2984
02:16:03,033 --> 02:16:05,966
伊呀伊呀伊呀伊呀伊呀伊呀

2985
02:16:05,966 --> 02:16:08,966
祷告啰嗦我思念的酒啊

2986
02:16:24,000 --> 02:16:39,766
shoo my doo woo on Santa

2987
02:16:54,233 --> 02:16:57,966
我的大脑在努力思考的话是不会冷的

2988
02:16:57,966 --> 02:17:00,799
可是大脑在思考又不是身体在运动

2989
02:17:03,766 --> 02:17:04,499
没事干了

2990
02:17:04,500 --> 02:17:06,700
作业都放在感觉上了

2991
02:17:06,700 --> 02:17:07,900
你的意思是我在

2992
02:17:07,900 --> 02:17:10,933
我在工作硬的时候脑子是不动的是吧

2993
02:17:17,566 --> 02:17:19,133
骂人真高直

2994
02:17:20,233 --> 02:17:23,199
na na na na

2995
02:17:26,566 --> 02:17:29,199
na na na na

2996
02:17:31,733 --> 02:17:32,533
na

2997
02:17:47,733 --> 02:17:52,499
sue matio

2998
02:18:07,300 --> 02:18:09,733
此刻太空要目西

2999
02:18:09,733 --> 02:18:11,699
躲进我梦里的你

3000
02:18:11,700 --> 02:18:15,233
一场梦想哭我的太烫吧

3001
02:18:15,533 --> 02:18:17,599
突然一半在说话

3002
02:18:17,600 --> 02:18:20,400
淘气吧好啦it is

3003
02:18:23,033 --> 02:18:27,433
so Chicago

3004
02:18:29,300 --> 02:18:30,100
na

3005
02:18:33,566 --> 02:18:38,633
na na na na na na na

3006
02:18:42,533 --> 02:18:47,733
na na na na na na

3007
02:18:48,200 --> 02:18:51,333
give me no say that no no no no

3008
02:18:53,900 --> 02:18:54,700
no

3009
02:19:09,733 --> 02:19:12,966
you do not talk about you talk about

3010
02:19:13,300 --> 02:19:17,166
so keep over catchy you're colder

3011
02:19:19,933 --> 02:19:26,599
tu tu tu tu

3012
02:19:28,600 --> 02:19:30,033
tu

3013
02:19:33,600 --> 02:19:34,400
tu

3014
02:19:37,933 --> 02:19:41,099
she don't哒哒

3015
02:19:44,200 --> 02:19:45,000
哒哒

3016
02:19:52,566 --> 02:19:57,533
哒tasino sira na na na na

3017
02:20:01,300 --> 02:20:03,500
na na na

3018
02:20:09,766 --> 02:20:11,399
na na

3019
02:20:11,500 --> 02:20:13,700
我感受一度的梦

3020
02:20:51,500 --> 02:20:52,766
什么歌呀

3021
02:20:53,833 --> 02:20:57,699
谁在我直播间点的拉粑粑进行曲

3022
02:20:57,800 --> 02:21:01,100
被被被我的歌单记住了

3023
02:21:04,933 --> 02:21:05,533
给我给我

3024
02:21:05,533 --> 02:21:06,599
整无语了

3025
02:21:22,233 --> 02:21:23,033
他眼神灿烂

3026
02:21:23,033 --> 02:21:24,933
像从爱情堂被赶归来

3027
02:21:35,700 --> 02:21:37,233
讲文化的更灿烂鲜艳

3028
02:21:37,233 --> 02:21:39,766
他爱尼赛额爱尼三五遍耶

3029
02:21:39,833 --> 02:21:41,099
敢怒不敢言

3030
02:21:41,100 --> 02:21:43,933
你自我催眠他是艺术家

3031
02:21:43,933 --> 02:21:46,299
你给他色盘具贬低背叛

3032
02:21:46,300 --> 02:21:48,733
他不是梵谷也不是money

3033
02:21:48,933 --> 02:21:52,299
他的模特儿却都从来不正上啊

3034
02:21:52,333 --> 02:21:54,566
面对女子装的怪的怪的

3035
02:21:54,566 --> 02:21:56,399
背对你却乱来坏的

3036
02:21:56,566 --> 02:21:57,799
是不是预防串

3037
02:21:57,833 --> 02:21:59,433
怎么又是这么晚啊

3038
02:22:00,366 --> 02:22:01,166
哎呦

3039
02:22:01,300 --> 02:22:02,833
一年多没见了吧

3040
02:22:06,700 --> 02:22:08,366
数据都丢了

3041
02:22:08,500 --> 02:22:10,900
只能恢复到去年3月5号

3042
02:22:10,900 --> 02:22:11,700
哇

3043
02:22:12,900 --> 02:22:17,566
那那之前的几百天打包就都不见了

3044
02:22:18,300 --> 02:22:22,033
我们创造新的记忆吧

3045
02:22:25,000 --> 02:22:25,033
啊

3046
02:22:25,033 --> 02:22:27,299
我们上个星球大冒吧

3047
02:22:29,800 --> 02:22:31,633
你割了很久的

3048
02:22:31,833 --> 02:22:33,133
我不是割了

3049
02:22:33,133 --> 02:22:34,433
我是死了

3050
02:22:34,533 --> 02:22:36,166
哈哈哈

3051
02:22:37,366 --> 02:22:38,699
我是死了

3052
02:22:39,433 --> 02:22:40,966
我们一年都没钱

3053
02:22:41,500 --> 02:22:44,233
你都四个月几百钱好好吧

3054
02:22:48,800 --> 02:22:50,033
怎么又卖菜

3055
02:22:52,933 --> 02:22:54,033
休眠期

3056
02:23:03,566 --> 02:23:05,766
去年是2023年

3057
02:23:06,100 --> 02:23:08,233
还没过农历新年呢

3058
02:23:08,233 --> 02:23:09,633
现在还有2023

3059
02:23:09,633 --> 02:23:11,399
没有那么爱她

3060
02:23:12,333 --> 02:23:14,633
爱上游子女生的吻

3061
02:23:14,733 --> 02:23:16,999
谁都应该被宠爱纹身

3062
02:23:17,000 --> 02:23:19,500
go get it go get it

3063
02:23:19,500 --> 02:23:22,366
那种美能让维纳斯诞生

3064
02:23:41,966 --> 02:23:44,499
美不美丽不是暗地我狠狠决定

3065
02:23:44,500 --> 02:23:47,033
大艺术家要有属于自己的感性

3066
02:23:51,933 --> 02:23:54,499
爱过就要勇于勇敢放手的淡定

3067
02:23:54,500 --> 02:23:56,900
大艺术家会让爱情再回忆复兴

3068
02:23:58,933 --> 02:24:00,166
do it now

3069
02:24:01,800 --> 02:24:02,366
忙啊

3070
02:24:02,366 --> 02:24:06,233
每次半夜间房车都是喝完酒回来

3071
02:24:07,900 --> 02:24:09,166
别再作自身者

3072
02:24:09,166 --> 02:24:11,299
你确实没有那么爱她

3073
02:24:12,366 --> 02:24:14,366
爱是缪斯女神的吻

3074
02:24:14,933 --> 02:24:16,933
谁都应该被宠爱为神

3075
02:24:19,600 --> 02:24:22,200
那种美能让维纳斯单身

3076
02:25:00,000 --> 02:25:02,566
主播这次准备复活多久啊

3077
02:25:03,233 --> 02:25:04,566
不出意外的话

3078
02:25:04,733 --> 02:25:06,833
先活他半年

3079
02:25:06,833 --> 02:25:08,433
一年哈哈哈

3080
02:25:08,433 --> 02:25:09,033
啊

3081
02:25:09,033 --> 02:25:10,966
太久了我也不敢保证

3082
02:25:10,966 --> 02:25:13,633
要不然到时候他又要要要搅我

3083
02:25:13,700 --> 02:25:14,333
哎呦

3084
02:25:14,333 --> 02:25:18,533
起码起码起码起码起码应该半年吧

3085
02:25:18,533 --> 02:25:20,233
这第一个月已经过去了

3086
02:25:20,833 --> 02:25:23,166
主要是要看后面的安排啊

3087
02:25:23,166 --> 02:25:25,499
she almost had her for the rhythm of the station

3088
02:25:25,600 --> 02:25:28,733
Garland won't quite an engine of a golden glass

3089
02:25:28,733 --> 02:25:30,699
and her eyes and something new flesh

3090
02:25:30,700 --> 02:25:33,900
she loves herself tonight that i knew you could escape

3091
02:25:33,900 --> 02:25:36,133
and take me so confession are you

3092
02:25:36,133 --> 02:25:46,733
he thinks it's about the monster

3093
02:26:01,033 --> 02:26:01,833
看

3094
02:26:02,533 --> 02:26:03,999
我们的面不掉了

3095
02:26:04,000 --> 02:26:05,733
说明该下播了

3096
02:26:09,700 --> 02:26:22,600
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3097
02:26:28,633 --> 02:26:29,433
你

3098
02:26:38,500 --> 02:26:39,766
你一来就下播

3099
02:26:39,766 --> 02:26:40,966
下次来早点

3100
02:26:44,733 --> 02:26:46,433
刚好刚好那个

3101
02:26:48,600 --> 02:26:50,033
快到点了

3102
02:26:52,766 --> 02:26:55,133
keep fucking me while you're out of vengeance

3103
02:26:55,133 --> 02:26:57,366
i'm knocking on my mask on my daddy

3104
02:26:57,366 --> 02:26:59,799
i lose the echoes i keep on saying

3105
02:26:59,800 --> 02:27:03,433
my unique means the top of the eye need you to come

3106
02:27:03,433 --> 02:27:06,299
keep fucking me cause i got to venture my

3107
02:27:06,300 --> 02:27:11,333
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

3108
02:27:11,700 --> 02:27:12,600
take me away take me away

3109
02:27:21,900 --> 02:27:23,100
what it is

3110
02:27:39,000 --> 02:27:40,700
好放个这些

3111
02:27:41,333 --> 02:27:43,966
然后我们就可以准备下播喽

3112
02:28:12,233 --> 02:28:15,499
是一种蓝色的哀愁

3113
02:28:20,333 --> 02:28:24,133
我生在荒凉的地球

3114
02:28:26,900 --> 02:28:32,133
不纽约在海底的角落

3115
02:28:35,966 --> 02:28:39,799
阳光把大地变沙漠

3116
02:28:43,000 --> 02:28:44,400
变了味道

3117
02:28:44,533 --> 02:28:46,399
人们才开始爱上道

3118
02:28:46,433 --> 02:28:48,533
讽刺的是空气很好

3119
02:28:48,533 --> 02:28:50,833
烟都在水里无声飘摇

3120
02:28:51,000 --> 02:28:52,500
没有情调

3121
02:28:52,533 --> 02:28:54,333
人不会散场奔跑

3122
02:28:54,333 --> 02:28:59,099
一切的爱恨都在自寻烦恼

3123
02:28:59,500 --> 02:29:02,533
新地球他们正合照

3124
02:29:02,533 --> 02:29:07,099
脸上也有笑拄着一口陌生单调

3125
02:29:07,100 --> 02:29:10,533
新地球他们很骄傲

3126
02:29:10,533 --> 02:29:15,099
只是眼神有意无意奔跑

3127
02:29:15,100 --> 02:29:18,566
新地球真是很闪耀

3128
02:29:18,566 --> 02:29:23,433
遥远海平面总是一条直线单调新

3129
02:29:23,833 --> 02:29:25,166
忽然大声嗯

3130
02:29:25,166 --> 02:29:26,333
哈哈哈

3131
02:29:37,800 --> 02:29:41,033
这已经是高中时代的解题办法了吧

3132
02:29:48,200 --> 02:29:52,233
灰色的土地很枯燥

3133
02:29:56,033 --> 02:30:00,099
人们都娱乐好无聊

3134
02:30:03,000 --> 02:30:08,633
转圈圈不停转圈圈然后摔倒

3135
02:30:10,966 --> 02:30:16,333
地平线眺望地平线默默祈祷

3136
02:30:16,966 --> 02:30:19,499
没有飓风就好

3137
02:30:21,000 --> 02:30:24,533
新地球他们跑不了

3138
02:30:24,533 --> 02:30:28,999
像是个圈套只能庸庸碌碌到老

3139
02:30:29,033 --> 02:30:32,499
新地球他们的监牢

3140
02:30:32,500 --> 02:30:36,966
只是眼神悲伤难以去逃

3141
02:30:37,433 --> 02:30:40,433
新地球从头来一遭

3142
02:30:40,433 --> 02:30:45,033
过去的错误不能一直重的老掉

3143
02:30:45,033 --> 02:30:48,533
新地球我只想回到

3144
02:30:48,533 --> 02:30:52,966
那一年那年被遗忘的小岛

3145
02:31:25,133 --> 02:31:28,333
新衣裳她的旧梦想

3146
02:31:28,700 --> 02:31:32,966
脸上没有效却只因什么是骄傲

3147
02:31:33,133 --> 02:31:36,399
静静地瞧她们很骄傲

3148
02:31:36,433 --> 02:31:41,166
只是眼神有意无意的逃

3149
02:31:41,600 --> 02:31:44,533
地球其实很闪耀

3150
02:31:44,533 --> 02:31:48,133
遥远海平面总是一条直线

3151
02:31:48,133 --> 02:31:52,533
短暂新地球永远挥不掉

3152
02:31:52,533 --> 02:31:56,533
那一年那年被遗忘的小草

3153
02:32:28,900 --> 02:32:34,400
已经为了变的更好去掉锋芒

3154
02:32:36,766 --> 02:32:42,366
一不小心成了你的倾诉对象

3155
02:32:44,800 --> 02:32:49,100
电话约在从前约会的地方

3156
02:32:49,133 --> 02:32:53,099
要陪你唱歌吃饭我结账

3157
02:32:53,833 --> 02:32:57,799
保持优柔习惯

3158
02:33:00,766 --> 02:33:06,399
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

3159
02:33:08,800 --> 02:33:14,800
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

3160
02:33:16,800 --> 02:33:21,033
想去安慰却不知什么立场

3161
02:33:21,100 --> 02:33:25,100
听你说话看你哭湿头发

3162
02:33:25,766 --> 02:33:29,566
我得到了蒸发

3163
02:33:31,766 --> 02:33:35,799
戒了烟我不习惯

3164
02:33:35,800 --> 02:33:39,566
没有你我怎么办

3165
02:33:39,800 --> 02:33:43,600
3年零一个礼拜

3166
02:33:43,833 --> 02:33:47,699
才学会怎么忍耐

3167
02:33:47,833 --> 02:33:51,699
你给过我的伤害

3168
02:33:51,766 --> 02:33:55,766
是没有一句责怪

3169
02:33:55,766 --> 02:33:59,699
戒了烟染上悲伤

3170
02:33:59,766 --> 02:34:02,833
我也不想

3171
02:34:13,833 --> 02:34:14,999
下播了

3172
02:34:16,900 --> 02:34:22,433
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

3173
02:34:24,766 --> 02:34:30,599
喝了几杯唱了几段你却哭了

3174
02:34:32,800 --> 02:34:37,100
想去安慰却不知什么立场

3175
02:34:37,133 --> 02:34:41,033
听你说话看你哭湿头发

3176
02:34:41,733 --> 02:34:45,699
我得到了惩罚

3177
02:34:47,766 --> 02:34:51,766
戒了烟我不习惯

3178
02:34:51,766 --> 02:34:55,533
没有你我怎么办

3179
02:34:55,800 --> 02:34:59,566
3年零一个礼拜

3180
02:34:59,800 --> 02:35:03,633
才学会怎么忍耐

3181
02:35:03,833 --> 02:35:07,566
你给过我的伤害

3182
02:35:07,833 --> 02:35:11,766
是没没有一句责怪

3183
02:35:11,766 --> 02:35:15,733
戒了烟染上悲伤

3184
02:35:15,733 --> 02:35:18,766
我也不想

3185
02:35:23,633 --> 02:35:26,733
我也不想

3186
02:35:31,733 --> 02:35:34,299
a shadow shore

3187
02:35:51,900 --> 02:35:55,733
戒了烟我不习惯

3188
02:35:55,800 --> 02:35:59,433
没有你我怎么办

3189
02:35:59,800 --> 02:36:03,600
3年零一个礼拜

3190
02:36:03,766 --> 02:36:07,566
才学会怎么忍耐

3191
02:36:07,900 --> 02:36:11,700
你给过我的伤害

3192
02:36:11,733 --> 02:36:15,533
是没有一句责怪

3193
02:36:19,800 --> 02:36:23,700
戒了烟染上悲伤

3194
02:36:23,733 --> 02:36:26,799
我也不想

3195
02:36:34,433 --> 02:36:37,166
谢谢肺部真菌感染和普通麻达Siri

3196
02:36:37,166 --> 02:36:38,833
谢谢哈哈哈

3197
02:36:38,833 --> 02:36:41,133
谢谢永安路的店长啊

3198
02:36:41,133 --> 02:36:42,433
谢谢有力耐事

3199
02:36:42,433 --> 02:36:44,899
有助咱们临床修正的见长

3200
02:36:45,133 --> 02:36:45,966
大家立个毒

3201
02:36:45,966 --> 02:36:47,099
谢谢大家的礼物

3202
02:36:49,033 --> 02:36:49,833
啊

3203
02:36:50,766 --> 02:36:51,766
拜拜