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boom boom

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go go go go

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go

4
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na

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na na na

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na

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come don't call me there or i go there

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na

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na

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na far away ay ay ay ay ay ay ay

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太大太恶

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热夫但系使我恶毒也多过他

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是邪

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恶

15
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从而不听

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不听难道病亡

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了他

18
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喂

19
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哦好了

20
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说半天话没人理

21
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我

22
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今天自己像现在ICU一样

23
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身上插满了各种各样的管

24
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把家里面所有的那个插座

25
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我都用上了

26
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为了前半段先来杂谈

27
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后半段直接秒切播游戏主播这个猪脑

28
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调了20多分钟

29
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然后把家里面左边

30
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右边的那个插头全用上了

31
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买了两个灯

32
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然后还有四个电

33
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电子设备的线啊

34
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最专业的一节

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最专业的

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一节

37
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西伯利亚

38
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哎呦

39
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当家人们感觉到这周没发周表的时候

40
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又是一种不好的预感直冲心头啊

41
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果然不发周表的周

42
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就是主播也没有办法操纵

43
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到底哪天能播了

44
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周本来是这周周一的时候吧

45
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还周二的时候能播

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然后是前天的时候

47
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本来能播的

48
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但是前天的时候吧

49
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那个能直播的时间跟那个谁啊

50
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跟跟跟以为录的这个时间又重合了

51
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他要去开会

52
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结果他还是那个在家开的线上的会

53
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我心想开会的话那肯定要开麦吗

54
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是吧开

55
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开麦

56
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开完了之后不能让人家听到这个

57
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隔壁有一个二次元啊

58
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这个在在这边讲

59
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不知道是哪国的魔法小漫画

60
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这样挺不好的

61
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我就没来啊

62
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我下周肯定发下周的坐标啊

63
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你想什么呢

64
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哎

65
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就就总之都忙的差不多了

66
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但是我们明天早上也不会来啊

67
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我们明天早上也不会来

68
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因为可能要出去吃个饭

69
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哈喽哈喽

70
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哎你怎么还在这里啊

71
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怎么还是你

72
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算了那就贴你吧

73
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呃那就那就贴着你吧

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你是我是米娅米娅

75
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一直正在做无后台无工会

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个人式活动的大尾巴杂财

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猫猫直播频率为每周3-5次

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虽然很少能播到6次啊

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一般是每周3-5次

80
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啊主播

81
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摄像头开了啊

82
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没有吧没有吧

83
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开开的话我应该能看到你

84
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别骗我啊

85
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别骗我别骗我

86
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糯米真坏

87
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明天早上正好没时间

88
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因为这个

89
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当地新开了一家小菜馆

90
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可能我们要去吃一下

91
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开了主播现在表情很差

92
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真的吗真的吗

93
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确实万确实万

94
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主播现在满脸都写着疲惫

95
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看起来一副这个心力交瘁的样子

96
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小菜馆叫什么

97
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才不叫是你呢

98
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叫什么叫小猫土菜馆

99
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右上角不是我本人

100
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对这就是我本人啊

101
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不好意思大家不小心把这个没事

102
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平常的时候自拍发出来了

103
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思密8岁

104
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哈哈哈

105
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思密8岁

106
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对不起啊

107
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不小心把那个自拍发出来了啊

108
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算了既然发都发了

109
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我们就挂在这发啊

110
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想要获得这个主播写真集的各位啊

111
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可以点进主播的哔哩哔哩攻防

112
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不但可以获得主包的

113
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这个潘瑞德写真集

114
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还可以获得主包的陪伴娃娃一枚啊

115
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这个娃娃呢

116
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然后包含众多配件啊

117
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心心念念的可爱大尾巴啊

118
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萌萌的这个铃铛头饰跟魔法宝石画圈

119
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以及经典的不对称套袖啊

120
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还有我们的腿环

121
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全都有设计哦啊

122
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只需要定金100

123
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尾款未定的价格就可以

124
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就可以把小猫带回家

125
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心动不如行动

126
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赶快下单吧

127
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劈了劈了

128
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主播辣炒开合敬畏直播带货

129
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别急啊之后还有那个什么呢

130
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还有真写真集呢

131
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还有真正的写真集收藏集啊

132
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怎么说以后我们

133
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出收藏集的时候他不是都能起个名吗

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要不然

135
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我们就给我们的收藏名起名叫

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米耶米亚写真集算了

137
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有没有这么起名的啊

138
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我看到了好多叫什么呃萌猫集啊

139
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什么美女集啊

140
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然后什么这个集那个集的

141
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我们这叫写真集算了

142
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听起来像是上传送4套

143
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写真这种东西啊

144
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主播开始卖写真了哦

145
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插画对于我们来说不就是写真吗

146
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这没什么问题吧

147
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谢谢一片辉夜

148
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同为的两个粉丝团灯牌啊

149
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感谢支持

150
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红豆你阿里嘎豆

151
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谢谢谢谢

152
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你是畜牲少女

153
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哎

154
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不行

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hello田鸡

156
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哈喽小钢琴

157
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哈喽那位

158
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哈喽相思

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相遇空余

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哈喽网友小酷

161
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哈喽小月

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哈喽Wifi坤老师

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哈喽猫雨面

164
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哈喽QQ酱

165
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哈喽小熊猫猫

166
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哈喽田园将我胡不归

167
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哈喽如此慵懒

168
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哈喽饭团呀

169
00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,933
哈喽百合梨

170
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嗨爱笑海国

171
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天海星海啊

172
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这么打招呼好慢

173
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还是早上好吧

174
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哈哈哈早上好

175
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尤丽奈雪

176
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早上好爱笑

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好嗨哟好嗨哟

178
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肥猫级你怎么知道

179
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我确实想

180
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我确实想给邪精级啊

181
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是什么邪精呸呸

182
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我确实想给收藏级起名叫肥猫级啊

183
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但是我们这插画里面

184
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也没有特别搞笑的那种

185
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基本上都是唯美意境

186
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然后或者说

187
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跟我们现在已经有的这个服装

188
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设计相关联的

189
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呃扩充世界观的

190
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或者说作为这个补充辐射的背景的

191
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这种插画吧

192
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:03,499
比较多一点

193
00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:09,166
比如说有那个海底场景的泳装图啊

194
00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:10,699
这张是可动的

195
00:09:10,933 --> 00:09:13,533
有那种嗯

196
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中式游园的

197
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最新的美颜面

198
00:09:18,866 --> 00:09:21,299
最新生日的那套旗袍

199
00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,066
两用的衣服啊

200
00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,100
呃然后还有什么来着

201
00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:30,999
还有居家的那个冬装

202
00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:32,533
以及

203
00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,700
你们觉不觉得今天麦声音有点怪呀

204
00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,266
我怎么觉得今天这麦声音这么怪呢

205
00:09:39,266 --> 00:09:41,666
喂喂说了这么多

206
00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:42,799
你什么时候能上

207
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别着急嘛

208
00:09:44,933 --> 00:09:46,566
喂别着急嘛

209
00:09:46,866 --> 00:09:48,599
哈哈我也着急

210
00:09:49,933 --> 00:09:52,566
谢谢2008的十个吉祥符

211
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谢谢心还有100张人气票

212
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今年能上

213
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争取上半年获得你奥利给的

214
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,100
QQ的三张盛典门票呢

215
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,133
感谢支持啊

216
00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,166
好多礼物啊

217
00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:07,266
谢谢大家

218
00:10:08,266 --> 00:10:10,466
盛典门票怎么降价啦

219
00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:11,733
嗯

220
00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:14,300
说了这么多

221
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,900
今年肯定能上的

222
00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,166
肯肯定能上的

223
00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:18,733
今年再不能上的话

224
00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:22,666
主播主播就发一套新衣服向大家谢罪

225
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,533
今年再不能上

226
00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:28,299
我就发一套新衣服向你们谢罪

227
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,999
行了吧这这这

228
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,066
满意了吧

229
00:10:31,933 --> 00:10:33,133
不可能不能上

230
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,999
今年再不能上哔哔都要倒闭了

231
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:39,266
我这我这收藏机还没上呢

232
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:41,700
唉

233
00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,266
怎么新衣服发不出来呢

234
00:10:47,266 --> 00:10:49,499
新衣服应该不会发不出来吧

235
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,666
我约了档期的

236
00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:53,733
但是得找个理由吧

237
00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:56,333
一般来说发新衣服都得是有点

238
00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:58,599
有点什么借口嘛

239
00:10:58,600 --> 00:10:59,733
有点什么由头

240
00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:01,266
什么过节呀

241
00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:02,800
呃情人节

242
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,200
过年啊

243
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:07,700
或者说什么儿童节啊之类之类的

244
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,100
要么就过生日

245
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:12,533
要么就是开播纪念日半周年一周年

246
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:15,466
一般都得多多少少有点理由吧

247
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:18,133
那但是我的这个

248
00:11:19,566 --> 00:11:20,766
我的这个衣服

249
00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:26,999
感觉档期约在了一个不远不近的地方

250
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,733
就不知道找什么理由

251
00:11:28,733 --> 00:11:31,199
应该是五六月份的时候啊

252
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,700
儿童节也行吧

253
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,000
儿童节发q版

254
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,400
这不整整好好吗

255
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,900
早上好叔叔

256
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,699
早上好茉莉莎

257
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,333
早上好梦瑶

258
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,366
早上好小红

259
00:11:45,100 --> 00:11:46,133
庆祝备战

260
00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:48,133
今年少亏了20亿

261
00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,666
今年是不是快盈利了呀

262
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,100
哎呦我看他们在那个小红书上

263
00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:54,666
面做商业分析案例

264
00:11:54,666 --> 00:11:55,666
一提到b站

265
00:11:55,666 --> 00:11:58,899
说有这么多的这个用户数量

266
00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,466
这么大用户基数

267
00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:02,366
用户这么年轻化

268
00:12:02,466 --> 00:12:04,699
哎呀怎么就实现不了什么

269
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,566
就实现不了盈利呢

270
00:12:06,666 --> 00:12:08,533
看看人家别的网站啊

271
00:12:08,533 --> 00:12:09,866
视频网站的市值啊

272
00:12:09,866 --> 00:12:11,466
看看你这个b站的市值

273
00:12:11,466 --> 00:12:12,566
怎么这么低呢

274
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:15,066
然后下面就会有董哥出来指指点点

275
00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:15,933
你不懂

276
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,800
我们哔哩哔哩的这个用户虽然年轻啊

277
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,400
但是已经形成了深深度的这个

278
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,300
怎么说呢

279
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,333
付费的基础理念

280
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:27,133
哪怕说看一个质量很好的视频

281
00:12:27,366 --> 00:12:29,499
连投两个硬币啊

282
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,600
也不愿意说吧

283
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,866
我们b站呢

284
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:34,600
要想走出一条生路

285
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,933
就必须要全面去二次元化

286
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:38,799
放弃他那个什么动画

287
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:39,600
什么游戏

288
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,533
什么新番

289
00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,600
也放弃他那个会员购啊

290
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,700
好好的拥抱现在的趋势啊

291
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:45,900
多引进真人

292
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,466
引进这个有流量

293
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:50,099
有游水赚的这种这种话题啊

294
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,100
不要天天抱残守缺啊

295
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,766
天天抱着他那个二次元不放

296
00:12:54,766 --> 00:12:57,266
赶快大刀阔斧的去二次元吧

297
00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:59,599
不要天天想着这些什么什么之类的

298
00:13:01,466 --> 00:13:02,899
哎我只能说

299
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,199
我只能说

300
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,466
这个这个东西就像是

301
00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:11,066
这叫怎么说来着

302
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:13,966
那句话橘生淮南啊

303
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,133
还有这个

304
00:13:17,533 --> 00:13:18,333
二寸

305
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,900
哈哈哈

306
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,500
谁说的二寸滚出必在啊

307
00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,300
哎呀

308
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,300
我燕爹来直播了

309
00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:27,766
你好嗨嗨

310
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:29,899
b站或许会变质

311
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,500
但是一定不会倒闭

312
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,366
你别说啊

313
00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:34,799
b站搞不好最后哎

314
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,966
这是我能说的吗

315
00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:38,966
我的小闪电还在岌岌可危中呢

316
00:13:38,966 --> 00:13:40,366
我感觉不太能说呀

317
00:13:40,366 --> 00:13:43,333
哈哈哈不好讲这个吧啊

318
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:46,666
b站最后可能在变质中缓慢的倒闭

319
00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:51,399
我是这么感觉的就

320
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,400
最后变着变着

321
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:58,100
呃新的这个领域没开辟出来旧

322
00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,700
的用户都跑完了

323
00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:01,300
就在不尴不尬

324
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:02,933
不停的剪

325
00:14:02,933 --> 00:14:04,933
这个别的互联网公司

326
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,933
优化出来的一批人

327
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:10,399
然后不停的这个广纳百家之长

328
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,100
也不知道是广纳百家之长

329
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,766
还是广纳百家之短

330
00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:15,733
就是东学学西学学

331
00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:17,399
然后最后把自己全学死

332
00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:22,399
我觉得以现在目前的这个

333
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,066
他们的招聘趋势

334
00:14:24,066 --> 00:14:26,866
跟他们这个政策的抽象程度啊

335
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,766
以及这个前后半年出台的

336
00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:34,299
部分尝试的自相矛盾程度

337
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:37,800
那很有可能发生的是这样的情况捏

338
00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:40,666
好事没有

339
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,133
那完蛋了

340
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:42,866
知乎

341
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:45,166
我不知道知乎现在的问题是啥样

342
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,499
我觉得我不用知乎的时候

343
00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:49,600
知乎的主要问题就是

344
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:56,200
他的这个社区生态太依赖于一些呃

345
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,266
怎么说呢

346
00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,933
真正有真材实料

347
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:02,133
又非常愿意分享的人

348
00:15:02,566 --> 00:15:05,799
自主产出的这种干货内容吧

349
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,533
就所谓的干货内容

350
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,166
但是实际上呢

351
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:12,733
这种富有干货又愿意跟你分享

352
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:15,299
然后分享的这个文字写的又清晰

353
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,533
有条理愿意让很多人阅读

354
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,366
这种人肯定是很少的

355
00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:20,966
这种干货内容肯定很少

356
00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:24,866
所以之后就不可避免的走向了引流

357
00:15:24,866 --> 00:15:25,566
引战

358
00:15:25,566 --> 00:15:29,799
然后希望就是转变成一个商业化的

359
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:32,300
这种平台的例子吧

360
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:35,466
也想要去卖货

361
00:15:35,466 --> 00:15:36,766
想要去卖会员

362
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,000
想要去写小说

363
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,400
然后想要的太多了

364
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,500
最后也也不太对劲啊

365
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,600
对严选故事越来越多了

366
00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,799
如果你要是能把严选故事写好

367
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,000
我觉得你也是一个优秀的平台

368
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:49,700
但是现在问题就是

369
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,100
等到你开了严选会员之后

370
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,166
他就会给你推荐很多刚刚开始更新的

371
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:58,099
或者说是这个东西他写的根本就不好

372
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,133
但是他还是要硬推给你

373
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,333
就因为他是需要

374
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,933
严选会员的东西啊

375
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,500
在开严选会员之前

376
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,766
感觉刷到的那种小说质量就都还不错

377
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,166
评论也都还不错

378
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,599
让你有开的欲望

379
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,533
等到你刷完了啊

380
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:14,066
你开完了严选会员之后

381
00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:16,199
感觉他就像在做一锤子买卖一样

382
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,166
马上就把你这个优良小说都给你删掉

383
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,333
给你塞一堆垃圾叫你看那种量产型的

384
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:22,966
这种人

385
00:16:22,966 --> 00:16:25,899
搞不好要去其他小说网站上面投稿

386
00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:28,266
都被编辑拒个十来回的那种

387
00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:30,533
然后都去知乎写言学小说

388
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,200
写着写着然后就就就烂掉了嘛

389
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:37,200
你要说论下沉也拼不过番茄之类的

390
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,600
最后之后就呃

391
00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:40,133
我不好说啊

392
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,133
乱乱选会员

393
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,900
如果你要是有可以怎么说

394
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:49,200
掌握推送的这种这种机制

395
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,166
或者说这种算法的话

396
00:16:51,333 --> 00:16:54,533
为什么会给严选会员推的东西

397
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:57,566
明显大家都觉得开了严选会员之后

398
00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:00,799
这个东西的质量比开之前要低呢

399
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,766
我觉得这肯定是一个问题啊

400
00:17:02,766 --> 00:17:05,566
好吧严选都是虎头蛇尾

401
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,799
没意思关键就是呃

402
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,600
这种20分钟或者30分钟的视频

403
00:17:12,566 --> 00:17:14,566
应该也经常在b站看那种

404
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,700
那种小说吧

405
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,466
一般都是

406
00:17:16,466 --> 00:17:19,599
在前面一个屏幕的几十个字里面

407
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,666
抛出一个噱头

408
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:21,999
或者抛出一个概念

409
00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:23,966
然后整篇小说没头没尾的

410
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:25,066
就绕着这个噱头

411
00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:27,366
这个概念或者一个特定的情节

412
00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:30,799
一个三言两语的设定去写啊

413
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,733
就都是绕着这个去写的

414
00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,933
他这个行文呃

415
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:35,999
应该念行吗

416
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,966
还是行文

417
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,933
他这个行文

418
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:40,166
总体来说就是奔着这个去的

419
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,533
所以他当然不可能说

420
00:17:41,533 --> 00:17:44,066
给你塑造一个什么庞大的世界观

421
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:46,399
然后前后自己有逻辑啊

422
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,333
然后人物形象非常鲜明之类的就相当

423
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,199
于看了一个小说大纲呗

424
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,333
不过也有一个好处吧

425
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,733
就是小说大纲这个东西

426
00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,966
你看着看着你就会觉得呃

427
00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:58,399
挺无聊的

428
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,600
然后你就退了

429
00:17:59,766 --> 00:18:00,566
但假设说

430
00:18:00,566 --> 00:18:03,666
你要是看一篇相同的注水文

431
00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:05,166
他把这个破烂的

432
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,933
几十分钟就能读完的大纲

433
00:18:06,933 --> 00:18:08,133
注点这边注点

434
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:11,133
那边注点给你塞到一个二三十万字

435
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,399
你可能要看两天才会发现啊

436
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,466
这东西真难看

437
00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:15,333
我弃文了

438
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,333
这种成本成本还挺高的

439
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:18,733
这种大纲式的小说

440
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:19,766
唯一的好处就是

441
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,499
弃文的成本比较低啊

442
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,733
感觉浪费时间

443
00:18:23,733 --> 00:18:25,599
也就浪费了十来分钟吧

444
00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:28,133
也不会有太深刻的印象啊

445
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,299
呃特别是恐怖故事

446
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,300
写的一言难尽

447
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:32,333
前面氛围挺好

448
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,533
中间开始胡编

449
00:18:33,666 --> 00:18:36,533
主要就是很多人都想把那个恐怖部分

450
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:37,866
恐怖故事升华一下

451
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:40,466
要么就走那种感动倾向的

452
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:43,466
比如说什么七七的恐怖故事啊啊

453
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:45,466
或者说是那种呃

454
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:47,799
爸妈的规则怪谈啊之类的

455
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,066
不要抬头看月亮啊

456
00:18:50,066 --> 00:18:52,133
月亮有什么这个

457
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,566
我收到了很多很多条短信

458
00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:56,799
不要抬头看月亮

459
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,466
这种最后都都上升到了一种

460
00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,166
心情的高度啊

461
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:05,366
就强行去上架子比例吧

462
00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:06,466
又驾驭不住

463
00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:07,799
就这样的感觉

464
00:19:07,866 --> 00:19:08,666
嗯

465
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:10,866
只有一个噱头

466
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:11,966
确实很难展开

467
00:19:11,966 --> 00:19:16,266
关键里面的人基本上都是纯纸片人吧

468
00:19:16,266 --> 00:19:17,866
一点弧光都没有

469
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,733
一点弧度都没有的

470
00:19:20,566 --> 00:19:22,766
严选本来就是先骗你买呀

471
00:19:22,933 --> 00:19:25,199
我感觉现在严选会员赚的钱

472
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,466
其实都不一定比那个什么多啊

473
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,100
会有一些黑产嘛

474
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,466
就是共用账号的

475
00:19:31,466 --> 00:19:32,366
从GPT啊

476
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:33,999
到以前的什么爱奇艺啊

477
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,900
腾讯视频啊

478
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,533
到现在这个什么智慧源泉

479
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:39,266
会员这个那个的都有共用会员账

480
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:39,933
号的

481
00:19:39,933 --> 00:19:42,799
我感觉这种拿爬虫去爬他们后台的

482
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,266
这个文章之后

483
00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:46,199
呃花10块钱啊

484
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:47,000
8块钱啊

485
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
进一个群里面

486
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,933
那个机器人

487
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:53,099
去给你搬运正版会员内容的那种

488
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,000
那种人挣的可能都比较多一点吧

489
00:19:56,666 --> 00:20:01,099
之后严选会员的钱好像一次次

490
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,533
规则那些就是老套中的老套

491
00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:08,166
我最近已经没有看了呀

492
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:11,499
因为我上次看还是起码两三年前吧

493
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:14,533
规则怪谈这个已经是全写烂了

494
00:20:14,533 --> 00:20:15,666
真的就是写烂了

495
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:17,466
我刚开始直播的时候还很喜欢这

496
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,599
我直播的时候还看过

497
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,900
那个大凉山跟动物园嘛

498
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,500
我觉得这个这个

499
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,266
这个题材还是怎么说呢

500
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,733
挺要比例的

501
00:20:26,733 --> 00:20:28,099
挺要逻辑性的

502
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,466
也挺要作者的想象力的

503
00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,099
但现在的规则怪谈

504
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:35,766
就是纯粹的给作者没有逻辑

505
00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:36,566
没有比例

506
00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:39,166
也没有思考的找补的一个东西

507
00:20:39,166 --> 00:20:41,666
就像是5年前的那种系统一样

508
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:42,666
有什么限制

509
00:20:42,666 --> 00:20:43,699
想嫁给主角

510
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,100
又找不到良好的把它融入世界观

511
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,266
背景的办法没

512
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:49,333
没关系系统来帮你

513
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,733
系统说你不能这样

514
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:51,366
你不能那样

515
00:20:51,366 --> 00:20:52,466
否则我就抹杀

516
00:20:52,466 --> 00:20:53,466
我就抹杀你

517
00:20:53,466 --> 00:20:54,799
是吧你就是了

518
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,166
所以说这个你就不能做这件事

519
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,066
其实就是作者不想让他这么干

520
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:01,133
这么干完了之后文章就不好看了

521
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,766
逼着他往另一个方向走

522
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:04,533
但是他又找不到一个好理由

523
00:21:04,533 --> 00:21:07,499
就所以说只能说让系统来代班

524
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,366
现在规则怪谈就是这首

525
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,533
主角去触犯规则

526
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:12,933
主角没死

527
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:13,700
这叫什么

528
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,400
主角勇敢

529
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,166
主角心系

530
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,966
主角发现了规则之中这个冲突的地方

531
00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:19,566
有什么问题啊

532
00:21:19,566 --> 00:21:21,766
主角这个纵身一跃

533
00:21:21,766 --> 00:21:23,799
主角主角成功了

534
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:26,966
然后别人一触犯规则就是斩立决啊

535
00:21:26,966 --> 00:21:28,166
也不说他们勇敢

536
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,399
也不说他们有尝试今天了

537
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,800
反正就是我之所以能赢

538
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,400
主要是因为我是作者的亲儿子

539
00:21:35,866 --> 00:21:37,399
有可能是作者的亲爹

540
00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:38,599
要不然的话

541
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,000
我不是作者亲爹

542
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,500
我把这名字一遮

543
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,666
把我的能力跟配角换一下

544
00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:45,199
把我的地位跟配角换一下

545
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,200
我绝对赢不了

546
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,366
我觉得这种规则怪传是非常失败的

547
00:21:48,366 --> 00:21:49,966
一种一种情况啊

548
00:21:49,966 --> 00:21:50,966
好吧对

549
00:21:50,966 --> 00:21:51,933
引导性太强

550
00:21:51,933 --> 00:21:54,699
很无聊他自己都没有办法去构造出

551
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,300
一个合理的

552
00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,500
逻辑冲突

553
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:59,966
其实要写的有逻辑就很难了

554
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,200
规则怪谈这个东西

555
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,533
关键还是要写出在种种规则

556
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:08,199
或者说多条规则之间冲突的那些条

557
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,366
是为什么

558
00:22:09,766 --> 00:22:11,399
a是对的

559
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,166
b是错的

560
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:13,699
a和b冲突的时候

561
00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:16,700
怎么样才能让读者也能分析得出来

562
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:17,700
a是对的

563
00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:21,866
a才是主角应该去这个遵守的规则

564
00:22:21,866 --> 00:22:24,966
必是主角应该去反其道行之的规则

565
00:22:24,966 --> 00:22:27,333
一般作者目前都写不出来这些东西

566
00:22:27,333 --> 00:22:29,366
干脆就当这个不存在知道吧

567
00:22:29,866 --> 00:22:31,166
不如设定成重生

568
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,799
你不如写什么呃

569
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,333
重生之我

570
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,266
我在什么

571
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,166
我在哔哩哔哩

572
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:38,333
虚拟去遵守规则怪谈啊

573
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:39,099
第一条规则

574
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:43,266
就是不能在2894962搞软色情啊

575
00:22:43,266 --> 00:22:45,133
第二条规则就是不能够

576
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:48,866
这个答应这个音乐人呃

577
00:22:49,066 --> 00:22:51,299
在这个前面佩戴牌子

578
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:53,300
叫做音乐人的这些人

579
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:57,100
他们发带有结婚关键词的弹幕

580
00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:58,200
都不能硬核

581
00:22:58,266 --> 00:23:00,099
你还不如就去写点这个呢

582
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,700
我感觉的搞不好还比他们那些好玩

583
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:03,500
好吧

584
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,900
真没意思啊

585
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:06,800
按照模板写

586
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,400
不能给主播上舰长

587
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,000
不对的不

588
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,166
不对的不对的

589
00:23:10,166 --> 00:23:11,966
音乐人这个喜欢

590
00:23:11,966 --> 00:23:13,566
主播喜欢喵喵肯定要给

591
00:23:13,566 --> 00:23:15,133
喵喵上舰长吧

592
00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:19,333
就算是不给喵喵上舰长也要支持一下

593
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:22,099
哈哈哈要支持一下我们的

594
00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:24,766
这个三年之期已到啊

595
00:23:24,766 --> 00:23:28,099
米娅米娅快起个副脸强势归来

596
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:32,000
哟哟哟拿下这个我们右侧的米娅

597
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,933
米娅40厘米超大

598
00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:35,499
夫夫啊

599
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,466
再纪念一下绵绵啊

600
00:23:37,466 --> 00:23:39,766
这断断续续活动的两年

601
00:23:39,766 --> 00:23:40,999
三年吧是吧

602
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:42,499
重生华夏战神

603
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,733
这2289所有人智力降低100

604
00:23:44,733 --> 00:23:45,933
但是除了我

605
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,500
不要吧不要吧

606
00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,366
所有人智力不要降低100万

607
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:49,799
应该是

608
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,733
所有人对于动作游戏的操作水平

609
00:23:52,733 --> 00:23:53,799
下降100倍

610
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,000
这样

611
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,366
到时候我波塞达传说王国之泪的时候

612
00:23:56,366 --> 00:23:58,366
就不会有人嘲笑我啊

613
00:23:58,366 --> 00:23:59,166
主播主播

614
00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:00,866
你怎么不会顿反呢

615
00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:02,166
主播主播

616
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:04,600
你怎么躲不开这个激光呀

617
00:24:04,766 --> 00:24:05,333
主播主播

618
00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:06,566
他的刀这么慢

619
00:24:06,566 --> 00:24:08,666
你的领克时间去哪了

620
00:24:08,766 --> 00:24:11,766
主播我已经打过白银人马了

621
00:24:11,766 --> 00:24:15,499
你怎么还跟红毛人马在在山上打斗啊

622
00:24:15,733 --> 00:24:17,799
哎你的装备已经这么强了

623
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,333
怎么还是拿不下人马

624
00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:21,166
主播你要这么头绪吗

625
00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:23,166
我不要我不要这样的

626
00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:24,733
不要这样的

627
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,166
不能智力降低100

628
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,699
智力降低100就没有人做攻略了

629
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:32,800
我看谁的攻略大呀

630
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:37,066
是吧那我看谁的攻略大

631
00:24:37,066 --> 00:24:38,566
没有没有人做攻略了

632
00:24:38,566 --> 00:24:39,866
我怎么办呀

633
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,600
哎

634
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:44,766
有句话说的好

635
00:24:44,766 --> 00:24:46,399
第一个做的是天才

636
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,533
第二个是庸才

637
00:24:47,533 --> 00:24:48,599
第三个是蠢才

638
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,500
所以说我们对于原创内容

639
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,366
始终都是有一些鼓励和认可的嘛

640
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:56,499
虽然说现在理论上来说要出名

641
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,900
呃要要怎

642
00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:00,100
要变现要做矩阵账号

643
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,566
但其实一个人的才华

644
00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:03,299
我觉得终归是有限的

645
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:07,766
矩阵账号不得不利用一个情况

646
00:25:07,766 --> 00:25:09,366
就是信息差吧

647
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:15,000
在热点的内容总有人没看过

648
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,533
那么你做矩

649
00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:17,366
阵账号的时候

650
00:25:17,366 --> 00:25:19,599
实际上针对的就是这一部分

651
00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:22,366
没怎么看过这个热点内容的人

652
00:25:22,366 --> 00:25:26,266
然后让他去被你这个账号的内容吸引

653
00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:29,466
就所谓的广撒网吧

654
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,166
但其实跟原创

655
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:33,533
精品路线还是挺背道而驰的

656
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:36,466
我觉得现在目前的这个流量推送机制

657
00:25:36,566 --> 00:25:38,899
他其实不是很鼓励原创

658
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:43,300
或者他在心理上就不是对于原创有

659
00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:44,966
嗯怎么说

660
00:25:44,966 --> 00:25:46,166
有推动性

661
00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:49,466
有让你继续下去的愿望这种这种

662
00:25:49,733 --> 00:25:50,766
这种机制啊

663
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,733
反正就蛮蛮难说的

664
00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:56,533
重生之所有人取关2289

665
00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:59,133
赶快赶快扇自己两下

666
00:25:59,133 --> 00:26:00,966
怎么能做这样的梦呢

667
00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:04,733
重生之全世界所有寡人的关注数不变

668
00:26:04,733 --> 00:26:06,866
只有我的关注数翻了100倍

669
00:26:08,866 --> 00:26:09,999
能不能做点好的

670
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,100
做点这样的梦吧

671
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:14,366
好吧现在做攻略的都是团队吧

672
00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:15,666
主播做不了攻略

673
00:26:15,666 --> 00:26:17,799
不是他们不是在说那个重生

674
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,466
就所有人智力下降100

675
00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:22,533
然后只有我一个人维持原状吗

676
00:26:22,700 --> 00:26:24,600
那他们智力都下降了

677
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,500
就没有人给我做攻略玩了

678
00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,766
我就玩不了了吗

679
00:26:27,766 --> 00:26:30,333
是吧我看大家都在说什么

680
00:26:32,966 --> 00:26:34,599
不能加入五人团

681
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,933
我知道了

682
00:26:37,766 --> 00:26:39,133
289是什么梗

683
00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:43,933
2894962是我们直播间的直播间房间号啊

684
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:49,800
啊所以说简称2289是我的房间号

685
00:26:51,366 --> 00:26:54,699
有人说小说的路被前人走完了

686
00:26:55,166 --> 00:26:56,666
但是社会上

687
00:26:56,766 --> 00:26:58,266
或者如果说小说

688
00:26:58,266 --> 00:27:00,466
文学创作源自于现实的话

689
00:27:00,466 --> 00:27:02,999
社会上也一刻不停的在诞生新的东西

690
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,166
啊那假设说2020年以前

691
00:27:06,466 --> 00:27:10,299
那种AI类的小说能能写到现在这样吗

692
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,000
那不能啊

693
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:11,266
因为

694
00:27:11,266 --> 00:27:14,099
AI也没有普及到我们每一个人身边

695
00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,399
现在你写小说

696
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,133
就可以选择一些AI类的题材啊

697
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,000
是吧

698
00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:21,333
就是现代

699
00:27:21,366 --> 00:27:22,066
现代文里面

700
00:27:22,066 --> 00:27:25,533
也可以加入一些AI的这种剧情设置

701
00:27:25,933 --> 00:27:27,799
看看主播的起点小说

702
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:28,766
说到起点小说

703
00:27:28,766 --> 00:27:30,766
我们就不得不推荐我这个

704
00:27:30,766 --> 00:27:31,999
我爹天女之星

705
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,966
在起点连载的

706
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,766
叫什么来着

707
00:27:34,766 --> 00:27:36,099
等一下等一下

708
00:27:36,166 --> 00:27:37,566
我忘了叫什么了

709
00:27:37,566 --> 00:27:40,666
这就不得不推荐一下我的永都

710
00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:42,699
32级牌子的天底之星

711
00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:44,800
在起点连载的

712
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:45,900
这个

713
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:47,300
这个

714
00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:55,733
哦去到苏永群问他

715
00:27:55,866 --> 00:27:56,933
问他问他

716
00:27:56,933 --> 00:27:58,166
他小说叫什么名

717
00:27:58,166 --> 00:27:59,766
会不会被踢出来啊

718
00:28:03,066 --> 00:28:05,533
大丸子我忘了叫什么对对

719
00:28:07,266 --> 00:28:08,599
叫叫什么来着

720
00:28:10,866 --> 00:28:14,099
你的小说叫什么来着

721
00:28:16,366 --> 00:28:17,333
啊我我

722
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:17,966
我

723
00:28:17,966 --> 00:28:21,266
不能在他的室友群里面发送这种东西

724
00:28:21,266 --> 00:28:22,166
还是算了

725
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,733
我自己都不记得名字

726
00:28:24,733 --> 00:28:26,266
这不是我写的呀

727
00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:30,599
我记不住我记不住

728
00:28:33,933 --> 00:28:35,566
已经下降100倍了

729
00:28:35,566 --> 00:28:38,599
如果中了你们弹幕的毒

730
00:28:38,766 --> 00:28:40,199
中了耶人的毒

731
00:28:40,533 --> 00:28:41,766
每天跟耶人玩

732
00:28:41,766 --> 00:28:42,666
越玩越笨

733
00:28:42,666 --> 00:28:43,599
怎么办呢

734
00:28:44,466 --> 00:28:45,499
你们得赔

735
00:28:45,900 --> 00:28:46,800
你们得赔

736
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:47,966
主播的见长

737
00:28:48,066 --> 00:28:50,733
见长收益都拿去买脑白金喝

738
00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:53,966
啊

739
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:57,699
主播的见长收益疑似全拿去补脑了

740
00:28:57,700 --> 00:28:59,166
每天喝六个核桃

741
00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:00,533
再搞点脑白金

742
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,200
然后中午吃那个核桃糕啊

743
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,200
下午弄点什么黑米粥拌饭

744
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,800
补一补自己的这个失去的头发

745
00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,566
完蛋了全完

746
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:16,066
前面忘了

747
00:29:16,066 --> 00:29:16,799
后面忘了

748
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,066
总之这个奇点小说嗯

749
00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:24,933
感觉主播应该是写不出来的

750
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:29,666
主播的脑子里面只有一些比较简单

751
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:32,099
比较片面的人物形象

752
00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,466
就没有办法

753
00:29:33,466 --> 00:29:36,966
把他们放在一个很大的世界观里面

754
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,666
我感觉

755
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,100
虽然我没有写过小说

756
00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:45,500
或者说我写小说的经历非常频繁

757
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,200
但是我感觉写小说的话

758
00:29:47,533 --> 00:29:50,066
首先在背景的设定上

759
00:29:50,066 --> 00:29:52,566
如果它不是一个现代背景的话

760
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:54,166
在背景的设定上

761
00:29:54,166 --> 00:29:55,566
或者是在文中出

762
00:29:55,566 --> 00:29:56,733
现的机构啊

763
00:29:56,733 --> 00:30:00,866
势力啊然后或者说升级的体系啊

764
00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:02,199
货币系统啊

765
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,366
文化的这个呃

766
00:30:05,366 --> 00:30:06,933
纪律啊之类的

767
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,566
甚至说某些语言之类的

768
00:30:10,566 --> 00:30:12,466
这种这种这种东西

769
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,700
如果能做明白这种设定的话

770
00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:18,133
其实人物塑造可能也不在话下呃

771
00:30:18,133 --> 00:30:19,066
换句话来说

772
00:30:19,066 --> 00:30:22,399
就是先把整体的场子铺开

773
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,000
然后再来自然而然的决定

774
00:30:25,266 --> 00:30:27,299
哪手上的小人模型

775
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:29,466
应该在什么时候放到什么地方

776
00:30:29,566 --> 00:30:30,466
而主播呢

777
00:30:30,466 --> 00:30:31,766
只能塑造出来几个

778
00:30:31,766 --> 00:30:33,466
就是类似于OC嘛

779
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,800
类似于原创人物的这种

780
00:30:36,933 --> 00:30:37,999
他有性格

781
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:40,733
他可能有一些什么外貌啊

782
00:30:40,733 --> 00:30:42,766
或者说他喜欢吃什么

783
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,933
他跟某一个其他的

784
00:30:44,933 --> 00:30:47,933
我设计出来人物是好朋友之类的

785
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,366
但是他们跟这个世界背景

786
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,200
我没有办法在短期内

787
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,966
让他们产生任何的联系

788
00:30:53,966 --> 00:30:55,366
所以就相当于

789
00:30:56,733 --> 00:31:00,166
人物跟整个小说的基底是割裂开的

790
00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:00,399
所以

791
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,133
我觉得我可能是没有写小说的台呢

792
00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:06,099
就没有办法把它们自然的联系在一起

793
00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,366
对吧你算闭着眼睛砸台吗

794
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,533
在我脑子走的最快的时候

795
00:31:10,533 --> 00:31:11,299
一般都是

796
00:31:11,300 --> 00:31:14,500
我的眼神会上下左右的随机乱瞟

797
00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:17,199
你们有没有听说过一个一个想法

798
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,666
就是在眼珠不停转动的时候

799
00:31:20,666 --> 00:31:24,466
这个事情是有利于自己的大脑活动的

800
00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,966
也有利于这种呃

801
00:31:26,966 --> 00:31:30,533
语言的连续性跟逻辑性嘛是吧

802
00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:35,066
猫猫教学我教不了吧斗之气三段

803
00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:36,866
尤其现在的这个小说嘛

804
00:31:36,866 --> 00:31:39,166
你要过千过神不都得有是吗

805
00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:39,766
虽然虽然

806
00:31:39,766 --> 00:31:42,199
大白说黄金三章是假的

807
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:47,299
起点精品作者教你黄金三张是假的

808
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,500
呃只要是这个可以体现出比例

809
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:53,166
你前三张瞎吧写也能过

810
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,866
如果你要是一定要去套公式的话

811
00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:58,166
就相当于做VIP直播

812
00:31:58,266 --> 00:32:00,999
你说我第一场直播我一定要做一个PPT

813
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,733
我一定要有一个自己的皮套

814
00:32:02,733 --> 00:32:05,166
我一定要这个一周唱歌两场

815
00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:06,266
杂谈三场

816
00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:08,733
然后这个工作一一场之后

817
00:32:08,733 --> 00:32:10,933
这个一天也不能休息什么什么的

818
00:32:10,933 --> 00:32:12,466
没有什么一定要做的

819
00:32:12,466 --> 00:32:14,266
如果你能做起来的话

820
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,500
这个也并不说明这个公式是对的

821
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:20,166
只是说明这个公式可能比较稳定

822
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,333
真正有能力的人

823
00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:23,366
前三章怎么乱写都能过千

824
00:32:23,366 --> 00:32:24,166
都能过千

825
00:32:24,166 --> 00:32:25,899
但是人气如何就不好说了

826
00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:26,866
你们在说啥

827
00:32:26,933 --> 00:32:29,366
他们在聊这个奇剑小说的事啊

828
00:32:29,366 --> 00:32:31,666
我我要推荐一下你的小说

829
00:32:31,666 --> 00:32:33,366
你的小说叫什么名字来着

830
00:32:33,366 --> 00:32:34,966
你不是在说我做的事情吗

831
00:32:34,966 --> 00:32:36,599
没有在说你做的事情啊

832
00:32:37,466 --> 00:32:39,199
我要推荐一下你的小说

833
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,866
但是我忘记了你的小说叫什么名字了

834
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,500
快快

835
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,100
把你的小说名字发出来

836
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,300
让大家大家伴读一下

837
00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:50,299
考究了一下

838
00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,933
原来是斗智第三段

839
00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:53,133
斗智第三段啊

840
00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:53,599
小主播

841
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,900
你能不能写点诗跟诗友的百合文

842
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:58,133
我还要说一下百合文的这个事情啊

843
00:32:58,133 --> 00:32:58,533
怎么样

844
00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:02,333
把百合写的有人物之间的情感牵绊

845
00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:05,199
有女生之间的那种细腻心思

846
00:33:05,333 --> 00:33:07,366
而不管是动画呀还是小说呀

847
00:33:07,366 --> 00:33:08,699
或者游戏啊之类的

848
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,566
怎么样通过这种描述

849
00:33:10,566 --> 00:33:13,499
去写好他们两个之间人物的关系

850
00:33:13,666 --> 00:33:14,666
同时呢

851
00:33:14,666 --> 00:33:17,133
又不让人感觉到很闲诗很油腻

852
00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:19,799
我感觉就是很很大的一门课程啊

853
00:33:20,266 --> 00:33:23,066
这主播自己还是青春期少猫的时候

854
00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:25,399
就没有办法感受到这么细腻的情感

855
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,366
就别指望主播能写出来

856
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:30,400
真正符合自己内心想法的百科作品了

857
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,200
吧

858
00:33:32,866 --> 00:33:32,899
2

859
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,500
你大精品 2

860
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:35,866
安利一下起点大精

861
00:33:35,866 --> 00:33:37,199
品作者天井之星

862
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:38,900
他有窥头娱乐圈巨头的

863
00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:41,333
目前正在决战连载中

864
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,933
啊你不是也在吗

865
00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:44,366
诺海嗯

866
00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:48,266
hello哦hello学妹

867
00:33:48,266 --> 00:33:49,566
哦hello学长

868
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:51,899
找个人给我写也行

869
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,366
那就得看各位一人的了

870
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,799
虽然我不推荐大家去创作啊

871
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,100
但是二创自由嘛

872
00:33:58,100 --> 00:33:58,866
二创自由

873
00:33:58,866 --> 00:34:00,766
你们想去那个什么

874
00:34:01,366 --> 00:34:03,166
你们想去创作什么

875
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,966
那都是你们你们自己的自由啊

876
00:34:06,266 --> 00:34:06,799
但是

877
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,533
最好不要给我写一些奇奇怪怪的东西

878
00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:10,933
就好吧呃

879
00:34:12,666 --> 00:34:14,899
哈喽跟主课猫猫嗨

880
00:34:16,966 --> 00:34:19,733
没收到我大精品不是的

881
00:34:22,566 --> 00:34:25,599
140万字还是没你的剧情

882
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,133
你的开写之前明明答应过主播

883
00:34:28,133 --> 00:34:29,899
要把主播写进去了

884
00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:33,133
你你这个忘记承诺的人

885
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:35,666
那些水仙呢

886
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,800
也不是不行吧

887
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:37,900
我的这个设定

888
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,766
本来不就有一些就是利于大家水仙的

889
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:43,000
这个那什么吗

890
00:34:43,566 --> 00:34:45,366
本来我们收藏集的大隐藏

891
00:34:45,366 --> 00:34:47,666
想画一张双人图的

892
00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:50,566
就是双人的这个美颜秘亚

893
00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:52,533
这个深色双马尾

894
00:34:52,533 --> 00:34:55,366
跟浅色散发的这样的图

895
00:34:55,366 --> 00:34:57,499
但是实在是找不到合适的人

896
00:34:57,566 --> 00:34:59,299
能画出来既有动态感

897
00:34:59,300 --> 00:35:01,733
又又能塞得下两个人

898
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:04,066
横开竖开都不奇怪的

899
00:35:04,066 --> 00:35:07,266
又有神圣感又能跟魔法主题扣上的

900
00:35:07,266 --> 00:35:08,733
哎呀能画出这种的

901
00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:11,499
老师我的钱包又支持不了这张

902
00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,000
起码得个八千一万的太贵了

903
00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:16,933
啊太贵了

904
00:35:16,933 --> 00:35:18,333
我有点支持不了

905
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,966
而且考虑到这个八千一万的价格

906
00:35:20,966 --> 00:35:24,333
很多画师假设说五千六千我觉得哇

907
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:27,466
真不错那假如说他画这个画一万

908
00:35:27,466 --> 00:35:29,866
我就会觉得还挺挺犹豫的

909
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,000
应该大家都会蛮犹豫的

910
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,900
毕竟差价7,000块啊

911
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,966
4千块真的不是什么小钱

912
00:35:35,966 --> 00:35:37,199
很贵的啦

913
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,200
写不进去主播不想想自己的原因

914
00:35:42,700 --> 00:35:44,066
那是他自己的问

915
00:35:44,066 --> 00:35:45,499
题啊身为作者

916
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:48,700
身为大精品起点作者都编不进去

917
00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:49,800
他女儿这

918
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,066
这算什么

919
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:51,866
这算什么

920
00:35:51,866 --> 00:35:54,333
精品作者还得多练习几个

921
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:58,733
还得多练习几个啊

922
00:35:58,733 --> 00:36:00,466
等以后比例提高的时候

923
00:36:00,466 --> 00:36:02,566
就能把主播请进去了

924
00:36:02,566 --> 00:36:05,733
我相信你啊别急

925
00:36:08,700 --> 00:36:10,100
终于还清了

926
00:36:10,366 --> 00:36:12,133
哈哈

927
00:36:14,533 --> 00:36:15,766
哈哈哎哎

928
00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:20,333
这小说看着好眼熟啊啊

929
00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:23,366
小说看着好眼熟啊

930
00:36:23,900 --> 00:36:25,133
没有奇怪的东西

931
00:36:25,133 --> 00:36:27,299
我觉得不算百分百百合纹啊

932
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:30,566
百合纹的特征才不是女生独爱呢

933
00:36:30,566 --> 00:36:32,299
你这个肤浅的人

934
00:36:32,866 --> 00:36:34,699
你根本就不懂百合

935
00:36:35,966 --> 00:36:38,866
让百合宗师美颜美雅来教你吧

936
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:39,600
算了

937
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,733
让百合宗师有一路小姐姐教你吧

938
00:36:42,733 --> 00:36:45,166
哈哈哈我我我

939
00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,933
在这个家里面不能叫百合宗师啊

940
00:36:47,933 --> 00:36:50,733
我已经失去了百合宗师的地位了

941
00:36:50,733 --> 00:36:53,999
完蛋了这就是大丸的小说开头啊

942
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,966
所以说像那个斗志戏三段一样嘛

943
00:36:56,966 --> 00:36:57,566
是吧哎

944
00:36:57,566 --> 00:36:58,699
你怎么在呀

945
00:36:59,533 --> 00:37:00,133
哈哈

946
00:37:00,133 --> 00:37:01,299
你怎么在呀

947
00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:02,533
你不是出门了吗

948
00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:04,733
我今天咋惨的这么开心啊

949
00:37:04,733 --> 00:37:06,366
嘴都不带停下的

950
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,133
一点都没

951
00:37:07,133 --> 00:37:08,599
没注意形象

952
00:37:08,966 --> 00:37:11,333
也没有注意到隔壁有没有人在听

953
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:12,799
我以为你出门了呢

954
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,366
你怎么回家了

955
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:17,366
你别瞎说啊

956
00:37:17,366 --> 00:37:19,166
我我我说什么了

957
00:37:19,166 --> 00:37:20,066
大家给我作证

958
00:37:20,066 --> 00:37:21,899
我我我什么都没说啊

959
00:37:23,966 --> 00:37:25,466
我什么都没说

960
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:30,933
开课哎

961
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,100
人工堂精

962
00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,300
工业堂精

963
00:37:35,300 --> 00:37:36,366
哈喽罗sir

964
00:37:37,066 --> 00:37:39,933
还是多看看主办的百合门学习一下

965
00:37:39,933 --> 00:37:42,133
主播写不出来这个东西啊

966
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:43,933
主播已经自废了

967
00:37:44,066 --> 00:37:45,133
百合之魂

968
00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:48,699
完蛋了你被百合屯开除了

969
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,000
你不是好吧好吧

970
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:54,666
哈哈哈讲不了了讲不了了哎呀

971
00:37:57,566 --> 00:38:00,166
其实我们今天本来不是砸糖回来

972
00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:02,133
我们本来是要玩游戏的

973
00:38:02,133 --> 00:38:03,166
那我们等一下

974
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,700
等一下砸完糖之后再来玩游戏吧

975
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,166
毕竟好久没直

976
00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:09,799
播了因为我觉得有蛮多话要讲的

977
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,166
而且一玩游戏就没什么人看了

978
00:38:12,166 --> 00:38:13,299
不要丫蛋

979
00:38:14,366 --> 00:38:15,699
还是先砸吧

980
00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,400
哎呀好不容易见一次面

981
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,700
又不好意思这个一来就玩

982
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,066
恨这种游戏捏

983
00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:27,399
因为明天可能又要又见不到了

984
00:38:27,966 --> 00:38:29,599
只不过玩游戏要玩

985
00:38:29,866 --> 00:38:32,666
那不是玩游戏要不要玩的问题啊

986
00:38:33,466 --> 00:38:37,066
主要就是别人都是懂得折中的嘛

987
00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:38,366
要是跟大家说

988
00:38:38,366 --> 00:38:40,766
绵绵今天就要来直播玩游戏了

989
00:38:40,766 --> 00:38:42,499
你们就会挑三拣四

990
00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,466
绵绵啊你怎么又玩游戏啊

991
00:38:44,466 --> 00:38:44,933
绵绵啊

992
00:38:44,933 --> 00:38:47,499
你是不是没什么要杂谈跟我们说的呀

993
00:38:47,666 --> 00:38:50,766
跟我们燕人之间就这么没话讲吗

994
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,266
你才直播了这么几天而已嘛

995
00:38:53,266 --> 00:38:54,899
你怎么就没有话说了

996
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,766
绵绵是不是讨厌燕人了

997
00:38:56,766 --> 00:38:58,566
但是为了燕人给你上剑掌

998
00:38:58,566 --> 00:39:00,799
你又不得不取意逢迎

999
00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:01,966
然后坐在这里

1000
00:39:02,666 --> 00:39:03,933
心心里面特别特别讨厌

1001
00:39:03,933 --> 00:39:07,366
我们都是用那种俯视的视角看着我们

1002
00:39:07,366 --> 00:39:11,766
脸黑的像个锅盖一样在这边直播

1003
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,999
哎呀这些人最喜欢的一集

1004
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,066
脸黑的像个锅盖一样在这边直播啊

1005
00:39:17,066 --> 00:39:20,933
就巴不得赶快下播去吃巧克力冰淇淋

1006
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,000
是不是

1007
00:39:22,766 --> 00:39:23,099
观众

1008
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,766
就像那个等孙子回家过年的老奶奶

1009
00:39:25,766 --> 00:39:27,899
结果孙子回家天天玩手机

1010
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:28,566
那不行啊

1011
00:39:28,566 --> 00:39:31,899
那老奶奶也得上网溜溜冰是吧

1012
00:39:32,933 --> 00:39:34,333
老奶奶得上网溜溜冰

1013
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:35,866
要不然一开口全是哎

1014
00:39:35,866 --> 00:39:36,933
你结婚了吗

1015
00:39:36,933 --> 00:39:38,666
你考上公务员了吗

1016
00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:41,166
哎呀你打算什么时候买房子呀

1017
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:42,766
车子买了多大的呀

1018
00:39:42,866 --> 00:39:44,733
你现在成绩怎么样呀

1019
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,100
哎呦

1020
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:47,700
我看村头那个翠花小姑娘挺俊的

1021
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:48,866
你们俩吃个饭呀

1022
00:39:48,866 --> 00:39:49,499
老是这个

1023
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:50,933
那孙子也不爱听啊

1024
00:39:50,933 --> 00:39:52,966
是不是哎不行啊

1025
00:39:54,966 --> 00:39:56,799
主播说出心里话

1026
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,066
锅盖锅底

1027
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,800
嗯黑的像锅底一样

1028
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,166
我的锅底是什么

1029
00:40:05,733 --> 00:40:06,866
哇谁在给我打电话

1030
00:40:06,866 --> 00:40:08,066
我刚刚说了些什么

1031
00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:10,666
真吓人

1032
00:40:12,133 --> 00:40:14,666
呃你们是主播的小奶奶

1033
00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:15,899
你们是主播的爹

1034
00:40:15,933 --> 00:40:18,366
别贸然给自己生辈啊

1035
00:40:18,366 --> 00:40:19,899
好吧翠花不错

1036
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:21,866
什么时候给哥们介绍一下

1037
00:40:23,066 --> 00:40:26,466
你是一点也不挑啊阿香

1038
00:40:30,366 --> 00:40:30,566
啊

1039
00:40:30,566 --> 00:40:30,933
不过

1040
00:40:30,933 --> 00:40:34,399
好像现在大家也没有那么排斥相亲了

1041
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,566
以前一听相亲就觉得好烦好烦

1042
00:40:37,566 --> 00:40:41,166
肯定没有什么这个能相到的

1043
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,300
跟自己有共同语言的人

1044
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,100
都特别不耐烦的

1045
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,466
我刚直播那个时候还是

1046
00:40:48,466 --> 00:40:50,699
一说相亲大家都摇头啊

1047
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:51,533
狗都不去

1048
00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:52,399
狗都不去

1049
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:54,666
现在都看都好积极啊

1050
00:40:55,533 --> 00:40:55,866
哈哈哈

1051
00:40:55,866 --> 00:40:57,499
都好饿呀现在

1052
00:40:57,500 --> 00:41:00,200
一说要介绍介绍翠花哎

1053
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,466
翠花挺不错的

1054
00:41:01,466 --> 00:41:02,499
翠花什么样啊

1055
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:03,266
哪里人啊

1056
00:41:03,266 --> 00:41:04,666
在家住哪里啊

1057
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:06,666
现在在何方高就

1058
00:41:06,866 --> 00:41:09,099
而且都得先问问看了

1059
00:41:09,333 --> 00:41:10,733
别大我太多

1060
00:41:10,733 --> 00:41:13,866
这种差30岁以内都能接受啊

1061
00:41:15,466 --> 00:41:17,733
你是不是想吃翠花的遗产

1062
00:41:17,733 --> 00:41:18,866
你老是说

1063
00:41:19,066 --> 00:41:21,899
你是不是想把翠花送走吃他的遗产

1064
00:41:24,866 --> 00:41:27,966
谢谢狗狗显卡的10张盛典门票啊

1065
00:41:27,966 --> 00:41:29,199
获得你啊里个多

1066
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,100
感谢支持

1067
00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:32,866
发现工作了认识妹妹的途径没多少

1068
00:41:32,933 --> 00:41:35,133
那确实也得着着急一点吧

1069
00:41:35,133 --> 00:41:37,099
我觉得最不舒服的就是那种

1070
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:39,700
大学的时候单身贵族呃

1071
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:40,733
研究生的时候

1072
00:41:40,733 --> 00:41:43,599
然后一心学业之后

1073
00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:46,733
结果工作了忽然想找个伴侣

1074
00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:48,499
这种情况还是蛮难办的

1075
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:50,533
这好像还是蛮常见的吧

1076
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,366
以前年轻的时候好多好多爱好

1077
00:41:53,366 --> 00:41:54,866
然后每天宅家打游戏

1078
00:41:54,866 --> 00:41:57,333
或者出门有点什么现充爱好

1079
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,566
觉得跟兄弟在一块

1080
00:41:59,566 --> 00:42:01,399
跟姐妹在一块开开心心的

1081
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,266
何必谈恋爱

1082
00:42:02,266 --> 00:42:03,266
根本不缺这个啊

1083
00:42:03,266 --> 00:42:05,066
内心很充盈很满足

1084
00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:07,900
结果到了职场上之后发现

1085
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,566
呃学习上学时候

1086
00:42:10,566 --> 00:42:11,933
的这个伙伴啊

1087
00:42:11,933 --> 00:42:12,866
还有姐妹啊

1088
00:42:12,866 --> 00:42:14,166
兄弟啊之类的

1089
00:42:14,300 --> 00:42:15,733
各自有各自的生活

1090
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:17,266
有一些组建的家庭啊

1091
00:42:17,266 --> 00:42:18,799
有一些天各一方

1092
00:42:18,933 --> 00:42:19,966
你在东北

1093
00:42:19,966 --> 00:42:21,399
他在海南什么的

1094
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,100
虽然海南和东北是一个地方

1095
00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:25,000
但是物理上还是挺远的

1096
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,000
呃你在这个河南啊

1097
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:27,933
他在山东啊

1098
00:42:27,933 --> 00:42:31,333
你们两个之间可以聊的这个话题

1099
00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:32,266
越来越狭窄

1100
00:42:32,266 --> 00:42:32,966
最后

1101
00:42:32,966 --> 00:42:35,733
已经没有多少现在或者未来的事情了

1102
00:42:35,733 --> 00:42:37,399
全都是在追忆过去

1103
00:42:37,566 --> 00:42:38,999
因为你们之间的生活

1104
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,733
已经越离越远啊

1105
00:42:41,733 --> 00:42:44,266
你就没有办法得到心理上的交流

1106
00:42:44,266 --> 00:42:45,666
也很少找到知己

1107
00:42:45,666 --> 00:42:47,566
你发现大家都越走越远了之后

1108
00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:48,199
想到

1109
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,166
想要去找一个属于自己的伴侣啊

1110
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,166
属于自己的

1111
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,933
跟自己携手前行的人

1112
00:42:56,266 --> 00:42:57,966
结果呢你发现

1113
00:42:58,866 --> 00:43:00,333
呃蓦然回首

1114
00:43:00,566 --> 00:43:02,966
大学时候的这个女女同学

1115
00:43:02,966 --> 00:43:04,166
你曾经喜欢的

1116
00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,599
曾经喜欢你的

1117
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,899
多多少少都有了自己的归宿啊

1118
00:43:07,900 --> 00:43:09,166
就算没有了自己归宿

1119
00:43:09,166 --> 00:43:11,466
人呢你们本来可能也不太熟悉

1120
00:43:11,466 --> 00:43:13,499
现在更不知从何开口

1121
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:18,366
呃同事朋友就很难交心

1122
00:43:18,366 --> 00:43:20,966
然后就出现了这样的一种情况啊

1123
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:22,533
没有心交了

1124
00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:23,966
群里都没人说话了

1125
00:43:23,966 --> 00:43:24,733
群里没人说话

1126
00:43:24,733 --> 00:43:26,966
也不是不是我的问题啊

1127
00:43:26,966 --> 00:43:28,799
啊不是不是大家的问题

1128
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,133
可能是我的问题

1129
00:43:30,133 --> 00:43:30,499
主要就

1130
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:33,400
大家把大部分的这个话题都聊过了

1131
00:43:33,466 --> 00:43:36,733
现在就剩天天在在群里面每天固定聊

1132
00:43:36,733 --> 00:43:38,133
聊什么金灿灿

1133
00:43:38,133 --> 00:43:39,066
火影忍者

1134
00:43:39,133 --> 00:43:40,299
聊游戏的大家

1135
00:43:41,066 --> 00:43:43,199
主要很多时候这个话题啊

1136
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,666
大部分人听不懂的时候

1137
00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:46,933
就比如说几个人聊起来游戏了吧

1138
00:43:46,933 --> 00:43:48,299
然后几个人就比较熟悉

1139
00:43:48,300 --> 00:43:49,266
比较小团体吗

1140
00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:50,466
开始板聊的时候

1141
00:43:50,466 --> 00:43:52,199
剩下不跟他们不太熟悉的人

1142
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,566
就很难参与进去

1143
00:43:53,733 --> 00:43:54,766
但是也是也是

1144
00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:55,766
蛮正常的

1145
00:43:55,766 --> 00:43:57,666
呃不是主播的问题啊

1146
00:43:57,666 --> 00:43:58,599
你说同学群啊

1147
00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,566
你说同学群啊

1148
00:43:59,566 --> 00:44:01,699
对不起我还以为我我主播是

1149
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:03,466
这几张写的有点太快了

1150
00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:05,133
怎么天天醉自己呢

1151
00:44:05,133 --> 00:44:08,466
哈哈哈班级群没人说话啊

1152
00:44:08,466 --> 00:44:11,499
主播是从那个魔法小班和魔法大班

1153
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:12,000
毕业之后

1154
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,566
马上就把班级群退了

1155
00:44:13,566 --> 00:44:14,199
怎么说呢

1156
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:15,533
因为本来就没有

1157
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:17,300
没有在班级群里面

1158
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:19,766
觉得有什么分不开的

1159
00:44:19,766 --> 00:44:22,199
这个好朋友啊什么什么之类的

1160
00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,466
而且本来就没有什么话讲

1161
00:44:24,466 --> 00:44:27,133
只是这个生活把我们强行凑在一起

1162
00:44:27,133 --> 00:44:29,266
在一个空间里面呆了一段时间

1163
00:44:29,366 --> 00:44:31,733
并不意味着我们心理上的距离很靠近

1164
00:44:31,733 --> 00:44:32,733
啊哦

1165
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,300
你同学昨天一本正经的跟我说

1166
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,533
让我做他儿子干爹了

1167
00:44:37,533 --> 00:44:39,333
还说他女朋友也同意了

1168
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:44,066
哎你说你说

1169
00:44:44,066 --> 00:44:45,899
到时候到时候他儿子

1170
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,600
他儿子一出生就有姐姐就有绵绵

1171
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,133
我作为姐姐

1172
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:53,266
主播好潇洒

1173
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:54,966
那也没什么好潇洒的

1174
00:44:54,966 --> 00:44:58,199
万一人家就同学聚会的时候聚在一起

1175
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,000
要都说哎呀

1176
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,533
那个以前就很孤僻的是吧

1177
00:45:01,533 --> 00:45:02,766
以前就很孤僻的

1178
00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:03,933
像那个谁呀

1179
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,733
啊这不那个小米吗

1180
00:45:05,733 --> 00:45:06,533
那个小米

1181
00:45:06,533 --> 00:45:07,333
那个小米

1182
00:45:07,333 --> 00:45:08,333
什么丫丫啊

1183
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,733
怎么每次都不来参加同学聚会呀

1184
00:45:10,733 --> 00:45:12,666
就同学群里面也看不到他

1185
00:45:13,066 --> 00:45:14,099
4月这米什么鸭

1186
00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:15,766
上学的时候就很奇怪

1187
00:45:15,766 --> 00:45:17,366
天天在角落里鼓鼓捣捣些

1188
00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:19,333
不知道什么东西啊啊

1189
00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:22,466
这个平常聊的话题跟大家都不太一样

1190
00:45:22,466 --> 00:45:24,066
我们我们喜欢的东西

1191
00:45:24,066 --> 00:45:25,599
他也不怎么感兴趣

1192
00:45:25,933 --> 00:45:27,533
跟他说话像个土老帽一样

1193
00:45:27,533 --> 00:45:28,599
什么也听不懂

1194
00:45:28,733 --> 00:45:30,799
最新的抖音热梗也听不懂

1195
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:33,700
天天在这边啊想这个想那个的

1196
00:45:34,066 --> 00:45:37,066
呃主播从来没觉得班级群开心过

1197
00:45:37,066 --> 00:45:38,399
那我从来确实没觉得

1198
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,900
班级群开心过呀

1199
00:45:39,966 --> 00:45:41,333
那没什么问题吧

1200
00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:43,399
我这里面又没什么朋友

1201
00:45:45,533 --> 00:45:47,799
谢谢小叶的10个生命火啊

1202
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,600
谢谢你

1203
00:45:48,766 --> 00:45:52,066
续费了主播的宝贵的虚拟生命啊

1204
00:45:52,066 --> 00:45:53,699
谢谢QQ的生命火啊

1205
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:54,866
轰动力奥利给多

1206
00:45:54,866 --> 00:45:55,966
感谢支持

1207
00:45:56,533 --> 00:45:58,299
主要没没什么好聊的

1208
00:45:58,666 --> 00:46:00,599
以前觉得自己可以免除啊

1209
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,700
就什么呃

1210
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:04,166
人到了这个毕业之后去

1211
00:46:04,166 --> 00:46:05,333
在一起聊些什么

1212
00:46:05,333 --> 00:46:06,999
车子房子票子

1213
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:10,500
要么就是女朋友男朋友婚恋型的东西

1214
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,800
以前特别不理解

1215
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,100
觉得为什么我怎么可能变成那样

1216
00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:16,933
就我现在我身边这些朋友这些同学

1217
00:46:16,933 --> 00:46:18,399
怎么可能变成那样呢

1218
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,366
后面你就发现了

1219
00:46:19,366 --> 00:46:21,166
因为生活里面有很多的困扰

1220
00:46:21,166 --> 00:46:22,566
或者说很多的欣喜

1221
00:46:22,733 --> 00:46:25,299
你没有办法说起来

1222
00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:27,499
他们连前提条件都不知道

1223
00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:29,533
像给你一本小说

1224
00:46:29,533 --> 00:46:30,999
让你从第100章开始看

1225
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:31,966
你根本看不懂

1226
00:46:31,966 --> 00:46:34,699
只能说一些大家都有都在追求

1227
00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,466
或者说都在烦恼的事情

1228
00:46:36,566 --> 00:46:37,699
只能聊点这个了

1229
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:38,933
聊不了别的东西了

1230
00:46:38,933 --> 00:46:41,166
你们之间已经没有共同话题

1231
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:43,499
已经隔离成可悲的厚葬壁了

1232
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:45,866
你跟一只小猫喵喵叫

1233
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,400
他跟你喵说蕊蕊老子要出门

1234
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,900
不要把老子关在这里

1235
00:46:50,900 --> 00:46:53,333
然后你会说小猫你真可爱

1236
00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:54,799
你可以吃芝士汉堡

1237
00:46:55,066 --> 00:46:56,599
哎呀你叫的真猫

1238
00:46:56,666 --> 00:46:58,466
那就就是这个道理吧

1239
00:46:58,466 --> 00:46:59,399
没办法吧

1240
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,500
班级大部分人都没有共同语言

1241
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:04,666
那还是网友好吧

1242
00:47:04,666 --> 00:47:07,199
果然还是网友好吧哈哈哈

1243
00:47:09,300 --> 00:47:11,366
可能大学还会好一点吧

1244
00:47:11,366 --> 00:47:13,599
这个初高中是真不行啊

1245
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,100
你高中大学群都叫虚伪之家

1246
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:19,933
毕业直接解散那种

1247
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:23,066
有点太直白了吧

1248
00:47:24,366 --> 00:47:26,566
这么多人搞一个虚伪之家出来

1249
00:47:26,566 --> 00:47:27,899
是不是太直白了

1250
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,400
保持距离感

1251
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,300
这才挺重要的啊

1252
00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:34,299
是难忘今宵待会把它切了

1253
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:37,100
因为我还没到要放难忘今宵的时候呢

1254
00:47:37,466 --> 00:47:38,733
你都直接建小群

1255
00:47:38,733 --> 00:47:39,733
放点傻乐的玩意

1256
00:47:39,733 --> 00:47:40,799
那挺好的呀

1257
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,766
美呀美呀我在

1258
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:51,100
今天这个语速还是挺快的呀

1259
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,400
感觉比往常要快一点

1260
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,533
谢谢QQ酱的应援纪念

1261
00:47:56,533 --> 00:47:57,699
红豆你啊里嘎多

1262
00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,700
我们看一下这个新的BIS吧

1263
00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:01,866
看看能不能谋领他的奖励啊

1264
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,600
要可以的话还是还是挺好的

1265
00:48:04,966 --> 00:48:07,899
完成任务可获2,000金仓鼠

1266
00:48:08,133 --> 00:48:10,166
这是多少两块钱

1267
00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:22,899
每146返我两块钱

1268
00:48:26,666 --> 00:48:28,066
虽然也不是不行吧

1269
00:48:28,066 --> 00:48:29,999
但是感觉也也没有那么好

1270
00:48:32,066 --> 00:48:32,599
哈哈哈

1271
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,066
哎有点少有点少

1272
00:48:37,466 --> 00:48:38,766
1.5% 那

1273
00:48:38,766 --> 00:48:40,999
那也行吧那也行吧

1274
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,700
这么一说比例感觉还不错吧

1275
00:48:44,666 --> 00:48:45,266
不至于

1276
00:48:45,266 --> 00:48:48,133
说不定以后同学出几个大能还能照着

1277
00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:49,733
校友圈是真的有用

1278
00:48:49,733 --> 00:48:51,666
呃那好像确实是吧

1279
00:48:54,666 --> 00:48:56,399
但是对于就是个人

1280
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:57,866
找真心朋友里面

1281
00:48:57,866 --> 00:49:00,299
可能还是作用不算太大

1282
00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:02,333
主播主要是没什么交际圈

1283
00:49:03,466 --> 00:49:04,699
没什么交流

1284
00:49:05,166 --> 00:49:07,199
没有被大灯庇佑过

1285
00:49:07,533 --> 00:49:08,966
主要还差学校水平

1286
00:49:08,966 --> 00:49:10,099
这个得是到

1287
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:14,300
yeah

1288
00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:30,466
播需要

1289
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:32,500
呃

1290
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:36,066
主播需要看一下邮件啊等一下

1291
00:49:45,300 --> 00:49:45,400
啊

1292
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,600
我手机怎么连个邮箱都自动卸载了

1293
00:49:49,133 --> 00:49:50,166
一点内存也没有啊

1294
00:49:50,166 --> 00:49:52,699
你是一点多余内存也没有啊

1295
00:49:52,933 --> 00:49:55,166
邮箱都能给你卸载了你这

1296
00:49:56,933 --> 00:49:57,966
给我气死了

1297
00:49:57,966 --> 00:49:59,299
多多下播再搞吧

1298
00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:00,466
下播再搞吧

1299
00:50:02,566 --> 00:50:05,666
感觉这手机每天都在水满则溢啊

1300
00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:07,733
幸好现在的这个iPhone

1301
00:50:07,733 --> 00:50:09,699
没有那种内存一满

1302
00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:11,533
秒变板砖的设定了

1303
00:50:11,533 --> 00:50:14,666
要不然主播的手机不知道砖砖180回了

1304
00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:16,966
自带的游戏还能卸载

1305
00:50:16,966 --> 00:50:20,499
能啊你别问我怎么知道的能啊

1306
00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:23,533
该换手机了

1307
00:50:23,533 --> 00:50:25,333
确实该换手机了吧

1308
00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:28,799
华为不会现

1309
00:50:30,266 --> 00:50:32,533
下次要买大点内存的

1310
00:50:32,533 --> 00:50:35,766
不过一想这个也用了蛮久的了

1311
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,866
买大点内存好像也不是那么必要的

1312
00:50:39,466 --> 00:50:43,333
毕竟在内存满之前电池会先死掉

1313
00:50:45,066 --> 00:50:47,333
有的时候觉得应该当断则断

1314
00:50:47,333 --> 00:50:48,599
要不然一个手机啊

1315
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,766
换一下屏幕

1316
00:50:49,766 --> 00:50:51,099
换一下电池

1317
00:50:51,733 --> 00:50:54,199
呃再再去维修一下呀

1318
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,600
什么什么的维护一下之类的

1319
00:50:57,266 --> 00:50:59,466
给他换成零件

1320
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:00,200
换着换着

1321
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,466
感觉就快换出小半个新手机的钱了

1322
00:51:03,466 --> 00:51:05,599
还不如直接去换个新的呢

1323
00:51:06,966 --> 00:51:08,533
无所谓我换电池

1324
00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:10,499
下次别什么都往手机里删

1325
00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,566
我已经知道了

1326
00:51:11,566 --> 00:51:13,166
我今天特意腾出了一个下午

1327
00:51:13,166 --> 00:51:16,566
把我手机里2万张照片删到16,000张了

1328
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:19,300
我已经很努力了

1329
00:51:20,566 --> 00:51:22,766
晒了4,000张照片呢

1330
00:51:23,133 --> 00:51:24,333
很多了吧

1331
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:27,700
现在都512G或者1T了

1332
00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:29,333
像我这种喜欢打手游的

1333
00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:30,299
手游p啊

1334
00:51:30,566 --> 00:51:31,333
一换手机

1335
00:51:31,333 --> 00:51:33,366
肯定要往手机里面塞他个

1336
00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,366
起码60个g的手游吧

1337
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:38,766
所以下次也打算买512G的了

1338
00:51:38,766 --> 00:51:41,699
256 稍微弄点手游

1339
00:51:41,700 --> 00:51:43,200
再弄点照片

1340
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,766
然后再下个QQ微信就完蛋了

1341
00:51:45,766 --> 00:51:47,166
已经完蛋了

1342
00:51:48,666 --> 00:51:51,133
好多照片太现充了

1343
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:52,600
你们有所不知啊

1344
00:51:52,733 --> 00:51:54,966
只要屏幕截图也是照片

1345
00:51:55,366 --> 00:51:56,899
这不是拍的照啊

1346
00:51:56,900 --> 00:52:00,333
这都是各处当互联网巡回犬

1347
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,866
叼回来的梗图

1348
00:52:01,866 --> 00:52:02,899
表情包

1349
00:52:03,100 --> 00:52:06,766
还有米颜米亚的各种各样图片

1350
00:52:07,266 --> 00:52:09,399
米颜米亚图片的修改意见

1351
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,333
还有什么聊天记录的截图啊

1352
00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:13,466
这个又那个的

1353
00:52:13,466 --> 00:52:14,499
什么都有啊

1354
00:52:14,500 --> 00:52:15,300
天呐

1355
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,066
你现在手机有三个

1356
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,966
弄三个手机干嘛呀

1357
00:52:20,766 --> 00:52:22,399
那不会玩不过来吧

1358
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:24,733
两个手机的话还可以左手玩一个

1359
00:52:24,733 --> 00:52:25,366
右手玩一个

1360
00:52:25,366 --> 00:52:27,166
3个手机就要上缴了

1361
00:52:27,266 --> 00:52:29,133
感觉还挺有挺有难度的

1362
00:52:29,566 --> 00:52:32,333
你这么多图不发群里给群友看看

1363
00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:35,699
我搬到舰长群里面的图还少吗

1364
00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:38,700
天天2小时高强度互联网巡回犬

1365
00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:39,966
天天往舰长群里面叼

1366
00:52:39,966 --> 00:52:41,499
点这个叼点那个的

1367
00:52:43,466 --> 00:52:44,699
哪有我这么水

1368
00:52:44,700 --> 00:52:46,600
群的虚拟主播啊

1369
00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,699
可以上传群文件

1370
00:52:48,700 --> 00:52:49,733
群文件不会过期

1371
00:52:49,733 --> 00:52:52,066
别人新人一进我们这两群一看啊

1372
00:52:52,066 --> 00:52:53,366
绵绵啊看看你群文件

1373
00:52:53,366 --> 00:52:55,499
都有什么精彩绝伦的东西吧

1374
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:58,500
我听说这个主播的这个这样群啊

1375
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,333
群文件里面都有点好东西

1376
00:53:00,766 --> 00:53:03,266
上次加了个奥数魔刃主播的群啊

1377
00:53:03,266 --> 00:53:03,566
直播间

1378
00:53:03,566 --> 00:53:06,266
里面有100多个各种场合的医生合集呢

1379
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:06,699
让我看看

1380
00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:08,900
绵绵啊这个经常圈里面有点什么吧

1381
00:53:08,966 --> 00:53:10,499
啊真是好令人期待啊

1382
00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,333
一点开全是我到处发的沙雕梗图

1383
00:53:13,966 --> 00:53:15,299
他会恨死我的

1384
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:17,900
一个出门用

1385
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:18,866
一个在家用

1386
00:53:18,866 --> 00:53:20,399
一个用来收短信用

1387
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:23,900
那就是你专门给你的一张卡

1388
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:25,366
找了个归宿呗

1389
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:29,066
有啊咩咩咩咩

1390
00:53:29,066 --> 00:53:30,099
我怎么了

1391
00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:30,900
咩咩

1392
00:53:31,766 --> 00:53:34,933
还是还是很独一无二的吧哈哈

1393
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,466
怎么没有人发那个得意的表情啊

1394
00:53:39,466 --> 00:53:41,299
那那是总督专属表情

1395
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:42,000
没人能发

1396
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,266
好吧我来发一个

1397
00:53:43,266 --> 00:53:44,066
你们等我

1398
00:53:47,533 --> 00:53:50,466
没有种族就自己成为自己的种

1399
00:53:50,466 --> 00:53:51,899
族吧我来发一个

1400
00:54:00,766 --> 00:54:02,499
我的直播间表情呢

1401
00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:03,733
哦找到了

1402
00:54:04,566 --> 00:54:05,366
哈哈

1403
00:54:10,366 --> 00:54:11,599
我来发一个

1404
00:54:11,933 --> 00:54:14,333
哈哈哈

1405
00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:18,066
傻逼燕子

1406
00:54:18,066 --> 00:54:19,733
你才是傻逼呢

1407
00:54:22,133 --> 00:54:24,566
全世界没有主播唱的电棍合集

1408
00:54:24,566 --> 00:54:27,333
以前是有人整理主播在群里面唱的歌

1409
00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:28,299
有合集的

1410
00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:32,066
后面慢慢的就主播也忘记整理了

1411
00:54:34,866 --> 00:54:36,933
别人说肯定都是几秒的完

1412
00:54:36,933 --> 00:54:38,499
这把要比他

1413
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:41,600
他不都说上剑就有什么吗

1414
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,600
上剑进群就有好多好多文件可以看

1415
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:45,733
我从来都没上过

1416
00:54:45,733 --> 00:54:46,999
我也不知道啊

1417
00:54:48,166 --> 00:54:50,933
我只看到得意两个字哼哼

1418
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,200
啊

1419
00:54:55,733 --> 00:54:59,333
好久没有这么这么玉树高的沙滩了

1420
00:54:59,333 --> 00:54:59,966
有没有这种

1421
00:54:59,966 --> 00:55:01,299
有以前的感觉

1422
00:55:01,300 --> 00:55:03,100
果然这个灵活的

1423
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:05,400
还是要有一部分衣服在

1424
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,900
这个怎么说呢

1425
00:55:06,900 --> 00:55:08,200
衣服在外表上

1426
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,700
衣服在衣服上的

1427
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:12,966
像喷过香水一样

1428
00:55:13,733 --> 00:55:14,999
你穿的这套衣服

1429
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,966
经常喷一个味道的香水

1430
00:55:16,966 --> 00:55:18,766
就算你好久不穿

1431
00:55:18,766 --> 00:55:21,533
它一拿出来还是一股那个香水的味道

1432
00:55:22,466 --> 00:55:23,199
哇

1433
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,333
你好有的还挺好的哈

1434
00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:27,699
是吧今天大家也挺配合的

1435
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:29,266
发弹幕也挺多的

1436
00:55:29,533 --> 00:55:31,899
要不然主播就巧妇难为无米之炊

1437
00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:33,966
一场直播整个1,000条弹幕

1438
00:55:33,966 --> 00:55:35,799
还有500条机器人发的

1439
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:38,599
主播这干唠真真真不舒服吧

1440
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,200
还得还得说点

1441
00:55:40,966 --> 00:55:43,266
还得想办法逗大家开心啊

1442
00:55:43,266 --> 00:55:44,899
大家都非常冷漠

1443
00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:46,166
人在下面坐着惹

1444
00:55:46,166 --> 00:55:47,599
我压力山大呀

1445
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,566
害怕害怕

1446
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,566
进群有好多收费标准文件

1447
00:55:51,566 --> 00:55:52,933
把人骗进来杀

1448
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:54,000
哦

1449
00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:56,466
原来还有档位付费的吗

1450
00:55:56,466 --> 00:55:58,399
我以为直播间上线了之后

1451
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,166
然后真的就会有比较多的

1452
00:56:00,166 --> 00:56:01,266
那个音声包啊

1453
00:56:01,266 --> 00:56:02,866
之类的薄利多销嘛

1454
00:56:03,566 --> 00:56:05,699
而且不是说还有什么每月续电

1455
00:56:05,700 --> 00:56:07,266
每月包更新吗

1456
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,100
不过我还挺好奇的

1457
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,966
就他们卖的音声都是主播本人录的吗

1458
00:56:13,133 --> 00:56:14,599
就虚拟主播卖的那种

1459
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:17,133
音声都是都是本人录的吗

1460
00:56:17,733 --> 00:56:19,133
哎呦主播主播

1461
00:56:19,133 --> 00:56:20,699
感觉有点过窄了

1462
00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:25,800
太阳穴传来一阵一阵钝痛啊感觉

1463
00:56:25,866 --> 00:56:27,166
这个呃

1464
00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:32,300
疼疼的还有开界线来骗你的哦

1465
00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:35,466
现在我们现在跟界线的本质性差别

1466
00:56:35,466 --> 00:56:37,466
好像也不是特别特别大吧

1467
00:56:37,533 --> 00:56:38,766
哈哈哈

1468
00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:42,733
在座的各位要么就是我以前的舰长

1469
00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,266
要么就是我现在的舰长

1470
00:56:44,266 --> 00:56:46,299
要么呢就是我未来的舰长

1471
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,266
所以说四舍五入

1472
00:56:47,266 --> 00:56:49,099
我们直播现在也在建县啊

1473
00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:50,500
没什么问题吧

1474
00:56:53,133 --> 00:56:53,599
你看这个

1475
00:56:53,600 --> 00:56:55,400
只要主播努力的直播

1476
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,266
只要主播继续继续前继续前进下去

1477
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,900
那么相信总有一天

1478
00:57:00,933 --> 00:57:03,799
我们直播间的大家就会被我打动

1479
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,166
成为主播的店长

1480
00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:08,866
就比如说NG康纳后找你奥利给送

1481
00:57:08,966 --> 00:57:10,166
感谢支持

1482
00:57:10,533 --> 00:57:12,099
谢谢康纳的店长

1483
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:14,733
太破费啦谢谢你

1484
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:16,933
爹

1485
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,333
卧槽爹

1486
00:57:18,366 --> 00:57:19,566
感谢支持

1487
00:57:20,466 --> 00:57:21,599
太给面子了

1488
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,533
哇天呐太给面子了

1489
00:57:23,533 --> 00:57:25,199
太给主播面子了

1490
00:57:25,700 --> 00:57:27,566
也不是不能这么理解对吧

1491
00:57:27,566 --> 00:57:28,599
风绝对不够用

1492
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,800
方向爷看了我好久好久了

1493
00:57:32,266 --> 00:57:33,766
其实我还是挺想采访一下

1494
00:57:33,766 --> 00:57:34,866
看主播很久很久

1495
00:57:34,866 --> 00:57:36,966
然后从来没有想给主播上剑的

1496
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:37,933
是主播觉得

1497
00:57:37,933 --> 00:57:39,366
觉得主播哪里做的不好

1498
00:57:39,366 --> 00:57:41,466
其实我觉得这个还是蛮重要的

1499
00:57:41,933 --> 00:57:43,699
还说缺少一个想要上剑

1500
00:57:43,700 --> 00:57:45,900
想要想要消费的契机呢

1501
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,866
我觉得这种数据真的蛮重要的

1502
00:57:49,866 --> 00:57:51,899
但是没有人会告诉我呀

1503
00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:52,700
哈哈

1504
00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:56,066
可爱你阿里卡多

1505
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,200
我可以当主办

1506
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,166
未来的白字

1507
00:58:00,166 --> 00:58:02,133
不要吧哎呀的哟

1508
00:58:02,566 --> 00:58:04,999
嗯但是主播始终都会记得的

1509
00:58:06,366 --> 00:58:07,866
主播始终都会记得

1510
00:58:07,866 --> 00:58:09,599
网友小酷在我们直播间

1511
00:58:09,733 --> 00:58:10,966
哇谢谢

1512
00:58:10,966 --> 00:58:13,099
看到了见长直播间

1513
00:58:13,100 --> 00:58:14,333
哔哩哔哩出bug了

1514
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:15,966
一个见长怎么出了两次

1515
00:58:15,966 --> 00:58:16,899
那什么呀

1516
00:58:20,366 --> 00:58:22,533
一个见长怎么给两次滚屏啊

1517
00:58:26,733 --> 00:58:28,466
啊你开了俩剑掌

1518
00:58:31,733 --> 00:58:32,533
哦

1519
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:34,966
轰得你艾利盖多啊

1520
00:58:35,966 --> 00:58:38,999
我操双倍的跌跌的平方啊

1521
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,000
好事成双

1522
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,300
轰得你艾利盖多

1523
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,500
他上了两次

1524
00:58:42,500 --> 00:58:44,933
我还以为我电脑终于死了

1525
00:58:44,933 --> 00:58:46,533
旋转的电脑终于死了

1526
00:58:46,533 --> 00:58:47,899
给我弹了两个

1527
00:58:48,366 --> 00:58:50,166
两个他的剑掌窗

1528
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:51,466
哈利盖多

1529
00:58:52,366 --> 00:58:53,166
耶

1530
00:58:54,533 --> 00:58:55,933
这不得站起来飞

1531
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,666
谢谢

1532
00:59:05,333 --> 00:59:06,799
感谢支持啊

1533
00:59:08,466 --> 00:59:10,666
今天看到了两个月见长的

1534
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:12,200
太破费了

1535
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,333
还能这么骗我

1536
00:59:13,333 --> 00:59:15,199
真我真没那个什么

1537
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,400
因为你看他显示的那个陪伴天数

1538
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,500
都是一样的

1539
00:59:19,766 --> 00:59:21,566
微微鼓了两次呢

1540
00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:25,166
你就是你掌握了穿梭时间的魔法

1541
00:59:25,166 --> 00:59:26,299
把时间穿梭回来

1542
00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:26,966
两分钟

1543
00:59:26,966 --> 00:59:30,166
之前重新播放了一遍自己上剑的特效

1544
00:59:30,766 --> 00:59:33,299
上次看猫猫在去年回来补一个

1545
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:35,500
谢谢你你还补了两个给我

1546
00:59:36,466 --> 00:59:37,499
你真好

1547
00:59:38,566 --> 00:59:39,366
哈喽

1548
00:59:40,566 --> 00:59:41,899
主播吓变色了

1549
00:59:41,900 --> 00:59:42,866
这叫什么主播

1550
00:59:42,866 --> 00:59:43,966
进二阶段了

1551
00:59:43,966 --> 00:59:48,266
主播的血量被砍到了50条以下

1552
00:59:48,333 --> 00:59:50,333
呃进二阶段了

1553
00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,766
好吧我被每次的剑长砍在七十一

1554
00:59:55,766 --> 00:59:58,366
让我看看让我看看让我看看

1555
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,300
最近还有没有突破75

1556
01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:04,866
改一下好

1557
01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:08,300
哇

1558
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:13,733
太高了唱不上

1559
01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:20,533
上次坐在饭桌边上吃东西的时候

1560
01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:21,733
喝糖水那天

1561
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,866
然后就给我放了那个声乐

1562
01:00:23,866 --> 01:00:26,899
练歌的一个网课

1563
01:00:27,466 --> 01:00:29,166
第一课是那个

1564
01:00:30,766 --> 01:00:33,699
教人跟着跟着那个钢琴

1565
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:35,566
去测试自己的音域

1566
01:00:35,566 --> 01:00:38,066
高能够高到多高

1567
01:00:38,266 --> 01:00:40,366
然后低能够低到多低

1568
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,366
我跟着吃完之后

1569
01:00:45,366 --> 01:00:47,199
我觉得他说的还挺好的

1570
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:48,333
结果到了第二章

1571
01:00:48,333 --> 01:00:50,699
就是我特别特别熟悉的那个

1572
01:00:51,100 --> 01:00:52,300
你们有没有看过

1573
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,500
怎么样在唱歌前开嗓这种视频啊

1574
01:00:55,666 --> 01:00:57,899
他叫你把嘴巴嘟起来

1575
01:00:58,500 --> 01:00:59,533
也不是嘟起来吧

1576
01:00:59,533 --> 01:01:01,566
就是叫你震动嘴唇

1577
01:01:03,266 --> 01:01:05,466
我到现在都发不出来这个声音啊

1578
01:01:05,466 --> 01:01:07,866
我觉得我做这个动作像像

1579
01:01:07,866 --> 01:01:12,333
像什么像像鲸鱼在吐泡泡一样

1580
01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:13,933
我觉得好丢人啊

1581
01:01:13,933 --> 01:01:15,266
撕了好几次

1582
01:01:15,266 --> 01:01:18,066
自己晚上进被窝了还在撕

1583
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,700
有没有人会这个的

1584
01:01:21,566 --> 01:01:22,733
是b站的问题吗

1585
01:01:22,733 --> 01:01:24,133
怎么感觉最近看直播老卡

1586
01:01:24,133 --> 01:01:25,066
应该不是我的问题啊

1587
01:01:25,066 --> 01:01:26,333
我直播间没有再卡

1588
01:01:26,333 --> 01:01:27,599
主播的护肤现在还能买吗

1589
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,700
能的能的

1590
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:30,866
哎呀终于有人问这个问题了

1591
01:01:30,866 --> 01:01:32,533
大家米艳蜜啊

1592
01:01:32,533 --> 01:01:36,333
40厘米大护肤包含全套衣服

1593
01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:37,199
两个头饰

1594
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:38,366
两个套袖

1595
01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:41,100
两条袜子一个

1596
01:01:41,100 --> 01:01:42,000
一个什么

1597
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:43,700
一个腿环

1598
01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:47,933
然后这个一键可穿脱的呃

1599
01:01:47,933 --> 01:01:51,199
大号多层10层裙摆的

1600
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:56,100
带有这个进口水晶灵装饰的

1601
01:01:56,566 --> 01:01:58,699
Vimia还原礼服

1602
01:01:59,866 --> 01:02:05,399
正在工坊以总价2XX的价格决战预售中

1603
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:12,533
请一定请拜托请务必40厘米 40厘米

1604
01:02:13,900 --> 01:02:14,666
你也看一会

1605
01:02:14,666 --> 01:02:15,166
就看一下

1606
01:02:15,166 --> 01:02:16,933
我吗是我吗

1607
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:18,800
就

1608
01:02:18,933 --> 01:02:19,733
别别别

1609
01:02:20,533 --> 01:02:23,399
我不行你看我发出来就是这种声音

1610
01:02:23,533 --> 01:02:24,099
他们说

1611
01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:27,166
把那个两个食指去捏着自己的脸

1612
01:02:27,533 --> 01:02:29,566
然后把那个嘴撅起来

1613
01:02:32,766 --> 01:02:33,566
嗯

1614
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,800
就我发出来都是这种很闷很闷的声音

1615
01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:40,466
我没办法

1616
01:02:40,466 --> 01:02:41,266
怎么会啊

1617
01:02:41,266 --> 01:02:42,166
支持水洗嘛

1618
01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:42,899
会说什么

1619
01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:44,066
衣服纯棉嘛

1620
01:02:44,133 --> 01:02:48,699
衣服是定制的丝绸材质啊

1621
01:02:48,700 --> 01:02:51,400
不是纯棉但是是定制的丝绸

1622
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:53,800
找工厂定的

1623
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:58,800
这个完全还原裙摆的颜色的丝绸材质

1624
01:03:00,166 --> 01:03:02,266
因为纯棉的话它不会反光

1625
01:03:02,266 --> 01:03:03,866
但是丝绸会反光哎

1626
01:03:04,266 --> 01:03:06,399
没卡容易清洗吗

1627
01:03:06,466 --> 01:03:08,333
你们为什么都很关心

1628
01:03:08,333 --> 01:03:10,866
这个娃娃清洗的问题啊

1629
01:03:11,133 --> 01:03:11,933
哎

1630
01:03:12,466 --> 01:03:13,333
还是蛮奇怪的

1631
01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:14,766
我推荐衣服不要洗啊

1632
01:03:14,766 --> 01:03:17,599
娃娃要洗的话你们可以去找那个闲鱼

1633
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,900
上面有专门洗棉花娃娃的人

1634
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,333
但是我不推荐自己在家里面暴力机洗

1635
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,733
因为这个敷屁股上面

1636
01:03:25,733 --> 01:03:29,733
有一个用来连接磁吸尾巴的磁铁

1637
01:03:29,733 --> 01:03:31,133
你们自己吸的话

1638
01:03:31,133 --> 01:03:33,299
你们自己洗的话我怕把它

1639
01:03:33,300 --> 01:03:35,800
把它洗生锈了什么的

1640
01:03:36,266 --> 01:03:39,466
一般来说不推荐暴力机洗啊

1641
01:03:39,466 --> 01:03:42,133
啊还是要有点方法的串色吗

1642
01:03:42,166 --> 01:03:43,366
衣服不推荐洗啊

1643
01:03:43,366 --> 01:03:44,166
衣服不推荐洗

1644
01:03:44,166 --> 01:03:45,999
衣服百分百是会串色的

1645
01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:49,166
因为这个白色的裙摆跟这个

1646
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:50,566
我们大货要换的

1647
01:03:50,566 --> 01:03:52,133
大货要换成藏青色

1648
01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:55,200
白色的裙摆跟藏青色的丝绸

1649
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,700
百分百水洗的时候是会掉色的

1650
01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,933
这种多贵的衣服也避免不了啊

1651
01:03:59,933 --> 01:04:01,599
更何况是肤肤白白的

1652
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:02,400
衣服

1653
01:04:02,466 --> 01:04:04,699
刚刚买了两个一个自留一个送朋友

1654
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:06,866
谢谢你好心的复述

1655
01:04:06,866 --> 01:04:09,133
妈是我1

1656
01:04:11,266 --> 01:04:13,733
嗯说吃我一头好像很奇怪

1657
01:04:15,133 --> 01:04:16,733
请吃我的磕头

1658
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,133
砰砰砰

1659
01:04:18,266 --> 01:04:21,766
好多你奥利给多谢谢

1660
01:04:21,766 --> 01:04:23,499
不是新疆棉服穿

1661
01:04:23,733 --> 01:04:25,566
你是来抬杠的是吧

1662
01:04:25,933 --> 01:04:26,733
插出去

1663
01:04:27,866 --> 01:04:30,066
黑色的抹胸有点显胖

1664
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:32,366
不会吧为什么

1665
01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:36,666
黑色不应该是最显瘦的颜色吗

1666
01:04:39,100 --> 01:04:40,733
黑色的抹胸显胖

1667
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:43,466
啊

1668
01:04:43,466 --> 01:04:46,999
亲亲您好这边客服为您查询了一下

1669
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,500
是我们这款40厘米

1670
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:51,466
绵密啊肤肤本来就体态丰盈呢

1671
01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:53,800
跟黑色的布料没有什么关系

1672
01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:57,333
亲亲您还有什么其他的疑问吗

1673
01:05:00,533 --> 01:05:01,933
放着也容易脏啊

1674
01:05:01,933 --> 01:05:03,966
应该不会吧确实容易脏

1675
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,266
你们都有这个怎么说呢

1676
01:05:08,766 --> 01:05:12,466
如果大家都有就怕脏这方面的需求

1677
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,466
我可以看看

1678
01:05:14,466 --> 01:05:18,199
能不能批发一下护肤的展示盒

1679
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:21,700
然后到时候直接用展示盒

1680
01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:23,133
才给大家发货

1681
01:05:24,366 --> 01:05:26,666
如果大家都有这方面需求的话

1682
01:05:26,666 --> 01:05:29,166
我可以去弄一下

1683
01:05:29,166 --> 01:05:31,799
但是尾款肯定还是要继续上

1684
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:34,666
调个几块钱或者十几块钱的

1685
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,300
如果大家同意的话

1686
01:05:40,366 --> 01:05:42,133
耶耶哈喽韭菜

1687
01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:43,533
真磕的好大一声

1688
01:05:43,533 --> 01:05:45,333
肯定啊那主播包

1689
01:05:45,333 --> 01:05:47,466
真的啊全来你们能听到的

1690
01:05:47,466 --> 01:05:49,599
我以为我我我磕到哪的时候

1691
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:50,566
你们根本听不到

1692
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,333
包真的

1693
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:54,300
主播说科

1694
01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:57,933
那岂能是只停留在嘴上是吧

1695
01:05:58,566 --> 01:06:00,566
蛮喜欢工坊里的效果

1696
01:06:00,733 --> 01:06:01,533
嗯

1697
01:06:02,133 --> 01:06:03,133
谢谢谢谢

1698
01:06:03,933 --> 01:06:06,166
因为这个这个目前是一样啊

1699
01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:07,166
完了还没改呢

1700
01:06:07,166 --> 01:06:09,599
到时候二样会改成接近一样

1701
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,133
就接近工坊里面那个

1702
01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:13,299
修改之后的那个效果的

1703
01:06:14,566 --> 01:06:16,599
注意测量盒子尺寸

1704
01:06:17,266 --> 01:06:19,866
我这次会一次先买一个

1705
01:06:19,866 --> 01:06:21,766
然后看看能不能装进去的

1706
01:06:23,266 --> 01:06:26,566
我不会再买比他小一号的盒子了

1707
01:06:26,566 --> 01:06:29,666
不要总是说主播的黑历史嘛

1708
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:31,366
手办盒就行

1709
01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:32,533
手办盒太贵了

1710
01:06:33,766 --> 01:06:35,333
手办盒咱们订不起

1711
01:06:35,333 --> 01:06:36,866
而且亚克力盒子这个东西

1712
01:06:36,866 --> 01:06:38,899
就算是批发一个也要20多块

1713
01:06:38,900 --> 01:06:41,000
大家要买这种高级盒子的话

1714
01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:43,000
应该就不用主播送了

1715
01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,133
应该就可以

1716
01:06:44,133 --> 01:06:46,566
那什么可以自己在网上订

1717
01:06:46,966 --> 01:06:47,866
主播送的话

1718
01:06:47,866 --> 01:06:51,499
应该是那种普通的护肤盒吧

1719
01:06:51,566 --> 01:06:52,366
呃

1720
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,100
等会开直妈帮我洗一下

1721
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,900
妈问你多大人了

1722
01:06:56,900 --> 01:06:57,800
还玩小女孩

1723
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:58,766
蕾丝娃娃

1724
01:06:59,066 --> 01:07:01,899
不过我觉得这个娃娃真的是主播

1725
01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:03,100
纵使是小女孩

1726
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:04,366
是魔法小猫

1727
01:07:04,466 --> 01:07:05,499
从小玩到大

1728
01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,333
确实也没有玩过这个

1729
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,500
衣服做的这么这么漂亮的娃娃捏

1730
01:07:12,300 --> 01:07:14,700
这个尺寸的手帕盒太贵了

1731
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:17,866
家人们最起码得是什么

1732
01:07:17,866 --> 01:07:21,066
主播要是睁开场子做这个人

1733
01:07:21,066 --> 01:07:23,199
到时候起码也得是一个加构项吧

1734
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,333
一个出乎DLC

1735
01:07:27,166 --> 01:07:29,866
如果说膜直接包起来啊

1736
01:07:29,866 --> 01:07:32,966
说起来我们这个护肤确实是有DLC的

1737
01:07:33,066 --> 01:07:34,666
然后因为这个

1738
01:07:35,466 --> 01:07:38,133
本来他在风雨飘摇期间啊

1739
01:07:38,133 --> 01:07:40,933
在这个核算成本跟起订数量

1740
01:07:41,133 --> 01:07:45,766
没有办法满足这个工厂的要求的

1741
01:07:45,766 --> 01:07:47,733
风雨飘摇的时期啊

1742
01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:49,666
这个感谢骷髅马将

1743
01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:52,366
对我们夫夫企划的鼎力支持啊

1744
01:07:52,366 --> 01:07:53,533
然后这个

1745
01:07:56,300 --> 01:07:58,366
下了非常多的定金

1746
01:07:58,366 --> 01:08:01,199
让主播的夫夫可以继续推进这个

1747
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,866
计划为了感谢骷髅马将

1748
01:08:02,866 --> 01:08:07,333
我们会有一套完整版的呃

1749
01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:10,199
美颜美亚肤肤的这个配件掉新

1750
01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:11,200
然后到时候

1751
01:08:11,333 --> 01:08:15,466
会作为这个夫妇企划的独家赞助者

1752
01:08:15,966 --> 01:08:19,266
的特点去赠送给他捏

1753
01:08:19,933 --> 01:08:22,999
夫夫涨价到4420盒子

1754
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:25,800
大会就不嫌贵了啊啊

1755
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,700
我还希望

1756
01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:30,533
他最后应该能控制在300以内的

1757
01:08:30,766 --> 01:08:33,933
虽然我当时参考价格定价的时候

1758
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,466
人家的那个护肤

1759
01:08:35,466 --> 01:08:38,999
我看都定到个一百多块二百来块

1760
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:39,500
我就想

1761
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:41,666
那我这个也一百多块二百来块吧

1762
01:08:41,666 --> 01:08:43,966
结果发现人家做的是28厘米的

1763
01:08:43,966 --> 01:08:45,566
我做的是40厘米的

1764
01:08:47,400 --> 01:08:50,900
而且就衣服也不一样嘛

1765
01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:52,066
要不是你不开播

1766
01:08:52,066 --> 01:08:53,333
会有凑数量的问题

1767
01:08:53,333 --> 01:08:54,966
你还攻击我呢

1768
01:08:55,266 --> 01:08:56,399
不要这样吧

1769
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,100
感谢老头的赞助

1770
01:08:58,400 --> 01:09:00,000
对感谢老头的赞助

1771
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,333
让我们夫妇能做能做这么好捏

1772
01:09:03,466 --> 01:09:05,133
轰动你阿里嘎多

1773
01:09:06,566 --> 01:09:09,533
其实跟那个大货的差别

1774
01:09:09,933 --> 01:09:12,933
可能也就是一些细节上的问题哈

1775
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:16,533
主要体现在那个配件上面

1776
01:09:16,533 --> 01:09:18,799
配件上了一些材质啊

1777
01:09:19,466 --> 01:09:20,899
上了点材质

1778
01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:23,400
上了一些这个金银

1779
01:09:23,466 --> 01:09:26,066
然后真宝石真水晶之类的材质

1780
01:09:26,066 --> 01:09:28,799
大体上差别还是不大的

1781
01:09:30,733 --> 01:09:34,966
因为绵绵也是这个铃铛

1782
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,200
主要差别应该是在这个头饰上吧

1783
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:40,800
这个头饰大货产不了做不了

1784
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:43,266
这个跟模型上完全一样的

1785
01:09:43,866 --> 01:09:45,966
因为大货要做这个头饰的话

1786
01:09:45,966 --> 01:09:47,766
我问了一个夫妇

1787
01:09:47,766 --> 01:09:49,799
就因为这个头饰还原的话

1788
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:51,766
起码要加20多块

1789
01:09:51,766 --> 01:09:52,666
接近30块

1790
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:53,999
我觉得太不划算了

1791
01:09:54,000 --> 01:09:54,300
而且

1792
01:09:54,300 --> 01:09:57,066
大家可能也不是特别在意这一个头饰

1793
01:09:57,066 --> 01:09:58,766
就去改了他一下

1794
01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:02,499
主要在头饰跟胸口的这个铃铛

1795
01:10:02,500 --> 01:10:03,466
材质上面

1796
01:10:03,466 --> 01:10:05,366
去修改了一些部分

1797
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:10,199
哈喽超人哈喽小7中午好

1798
01:10:11,900 --> 01:10:12,800
嗨嗨

1799
01:10:15,466 --> 01:10:17,766
主播预定现在多少了你

1800
01:10:17,766 --> 01:10:20,133
你得让主播去查一下

1801
01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:20,866
主播没有

1802
01:10:20,866 --> 01:10:24,766
那个什么主播没有自动统计的

1803
01:10:24,766 --> 01:10:26,699
我们当时的那个

1804
01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:30,766
预留15只左右

1805
01:10:30,766 --> 01:10:33,166
是那一期提督的礼物

1806
01:10:33,166 --> 01:10:43,066
然后还有我看一下234567890

1807
01:10:50,766 --> 01:10:59,499
11121314151617 181922一二二二3242526

1808
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:02,400
你们到时候会不会把这一段拆出来

1809
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,600
当倒数啊

1810
01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:08,333
27282933一三二三3

1811
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:13,866
三四三五三六三七三八三九四十四

1812
01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:17,566
一四二四三四四四五四六四七四八

1813
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:19,600
四九五十五

1814
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:23,866
一五二五三五四五五五六五七五八

1815
01:11:23,866 --> 01:11:25,099
五九六十六

1816
01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:29,300
一六二六三六四六五六六六七

1817
01:11:29,933 --> 01:11:31,866
如龙一样成功

1818
01:11:31,866 --> 01:11:33,799
傻痴痴爹爹爸爸爱

1819
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:39,300
67加上15 啊

1820
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:42,600
我们现在生产出来的做了八八十吨

1821
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,366
之前这个萌萌哥接到宝的

1822
01:11:46,366 --> 01:11:48,466
硬数完当然是硬数了

1823
01:11:48,466 --> 01:11:50,699
但是主播的智商不硬数呢

1824
01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:51,766
怎么办呢

1825
01:11:51,866 --> 01:11:53,533
哈哈哈yes

1826
01:11:53,533 --> 01:11:54,866
这个提议很好

1827
01:11:54,866 --> 01:11:56,066
怎么主播的想象力

1828
01:11:56,066 --> 01:11:58,699
没有在国南这个层面上如此跃进

1829
01:11:58,700 --> 01:12:02,466
是吧还给你们给你们提供了想法呢

1830
01:12:02,466 --> 01:12:05,066
怎么还啊

1831
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:15,466
完了人家有700多人

1832
01:12:16,366 --> 01:12:18,466
人家有700多电池

1833
01:12:19,133 --> 01:12:21,166
这下感觉要干掉了

1834
01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:24,999
你估计有多少

1835
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,666
200有2百个

1836
01:12:26,733 --> 01:12:28,099
有80有一百个

1837
01:12:28,100 --> 01:12:30,166
咱们就开心开心到家了

1838
01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:33,133
好吧现在在倒数券里面

1839
01:12:33,133 --> 01:12:35,533
就不能自己简称倒数吗

1840
01:12:35,533 --> 01:12:37,199
给你懒狗成什么样了

1841
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,000
就躺下两腿一蹬就是吃饭是吧

1842
01:12:41,666 --> 01:12:44,066
大概是80多个吧

1843
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:48,266
然后希望预定的

1844
01:12:48,266 --> 01:12:50,599
应该这个月左右就要决定了

1845
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,800
所以说大家想预定复数的

1846
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,966
然后想首次预定的

1847
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:58,733
然后可以抓紧一下时间捏

1848
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,766
剪成倒数币咱们就睡了

1849
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:07,366
谢谢网友小九的 5个神奇金杯

1850
01:13:07,533 --> 01:13:11,333
和哇哦和一个绘梦颜料还

1851
01:13:11,333 --> 01:13:12,399
有4个棉花糖

1852
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:14,100
没有电影票有

1853
01:13:16,966 --> 01:13:17,766
耶

1854
01:13:19,366 --> 01:13:19,499
谢谢

1855
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:22,900
韭菜的5个神奇金杯和一个混沌颜料

1856
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:24,166
还有4个棉花糖耶

1857
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,333
感谢支持

1858
01:13:25,966 --> 01:13:27,066
哼等你哈

1859
01:13:27,066 --> 01:13:27,866
皮卡丘

1860
01:13:28,566 --> 01:13:29,366
鞠躬

1861
01:13:30,733 --> 01:13:31,699
鞠躬鞠躬鞠躬

1862
01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:34,366
神奇鸡掰是什么

1863
01:13:36,333 --> 01:13:39,066
啊小猫不能说脏话

1864
01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:41,266
小猫不能说这样的话人家

1865
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,300
谢谢网友小酒助力

1866
01:13:46,300 --> 01:13:48,966
主播完成了BLS限时任务啊

1867
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:51,466
获得了2,000金仓鼠的奖励

1868
01:13:51,566 --> 01:13:53,199
我会好好珍惜

1869
01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:55,300
好的你爱里个豆

1870
01:13:55,933 --> 01:13:56,899
美呀美呀

1871
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:59,266
限量大头小人250转单

1872
01:13:59,266 --> 01:13:59,933
尾款支付

1873
01:13:59,933 --> 01:14:01,866
你别说啊你别说

1874
01:14:01,866 --> 01:14:04,399
那个什么主播有点open

1875
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:05,600
主播open哪了

1876
01:14:07,100 --> 01:14:08,100
哪里有盆了

1877
01:14:08,100 --> 01:14:10,766
这不是我棍子店的这个

1878
01:14:13,133 --> 01:14:16,699
名言吗可以听听到不该听的东西

1879
01:14:17,866 --> 01:14:19,766
你要说电棍名言

1880
01:14:19,766 --> 01:14:20,699
山里的名言

1881
01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:21,466
炫狗语录

1882
01:14:21,466 --> 01:14:22,666
有哪个不是open的

1883
01:14:22,666 --> 01:14:24,299
哪个不是失去素质的

1884
01:14:24,300 --> 01:14:26,600
哪个不是走下山路的啊

1885
01:14:26,600 --> 01:14:27,400
是吧

1886
01:14:28,066 --> 01:14:30,133
哪个不是没收妈妈的

1887
01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,333
主播这种话说的还少吗

1888
01:14:36,333 --> 01:14:39,499
说这话不代表不代表主播是坏人呢

1889
01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:41,000
主播是很好很好的人

1890
01:14:41,066 --> 01:14:43,199
就像各位喜欢动物园的家人一样

1891
01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:44,500
都是很好很好的人

1892
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:50,800
限量大头小圆250转单

1893
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,100
尾款自付

1894
01:14:52,100 --> 01:14:53,400
有点太贵了

1895
01:14:53,966 --> 01:14:55,266
感觉有点太贵

1896
01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:57,366
怎么说呢

1897
01:14:57,566 --> 01:14:59,133
假设说绵绵啊

1898
01:14:59,133 --> 01:15:01,299
以后真的能做成一个IP啊

1899
01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:04,566
那大家大家手里面这些出版谷子

1900
01:15:04,566 --> 01:15:06,499
尤其是这种敷敷

1901
01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:07,333
我跟你们说

1902
01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:10,366
这种敷敷真的特别特别容易吵架

1903
01:15:10,666 --> 01:15:13,599
尤其是他这个是40厘米的这个尺寸

1904
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,766
我知道的最贵的就以油男主的

1905
01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:18,966
跟万代联名的一番赏

1906
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:21,900
一番赏里面的那个大赏就会送

1907
01:15:21,900 --> 01:15:22,966
这种敷敷嘛

1908
01:15:23,733 --> 01:15:25,066
现在已经炒到

1909
01:15:25,066 --> 01:15:28,499
大概三四千块一只娃的程度

1910
01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:30,199
而且三四千块一只娃

1911
01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,000
我记得还要自己去买衣

1912
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,866
服啊然后什么什么之类的

1913
01:15:33,866 --> 01:15:35,333
还要自己去换棉花

1914
01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:37,699
说近一点的

1915
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:40,466
星穹铁道跟万代联动的那个一番赏

1916
01:15:40,466 --> 01:15:42,599
也是今年下半年要上抽场

1917
01:15:42,766 --> 01:15:47,366
现在刚刚拼团已经拼到3月7400多

1918
01:15:47,366 --> 01:15:49,733
然后这个龙丹峰

1919
01:15:49,733 --> 01:15:52,399
现在1,000都很难能拼到一只啊

1920
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:54,333
以主播这种水平就

1921
01:15:54,333 --> 01:15:57,099
各位买一番赏的家人应该都知道

1922
01:15:57,700 --> 01:16:00,100
一翻想那个衣服就怎么说呢

1923
01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:01,100
印刷比较多

1924
01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:02,166
层次比较少啊

1925
01:16:02,166 --> 01:16:02,599
一翻想

1926
01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:05,200
要做到主播这个这个水平的衣服

1927
01:16:05,333 --> 01:16:07,866
那以后主播这要是个热门IP

1928
01:16:07,866 --> 01:16:08,666
这以后多少钱

1929
01:16:08,666 --> 01:16:10,133
主播真是不敢想啊

1930
01:16:11,866 --> 01:16:13,299
啊谢谢康纳

1931
01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:15,733
趣味的剑桥啊啊

1932
01:16:15,733 --> 01:16:19,099
梅开三度居然有这种好事啊

1933
01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:23,333
红灯里爱里个多

1934
01:16:23,733 --> 01:16:26,733
谢谢柯南开通了三个月建造

1935
01:16:27,366 --> 01:16:29,066
谢谢谢谢

1936
01:16:30,133 --> 01:16:31,333
三连建造

1937
01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,499
一键三连

1938
01:16:32,500 --> 01:16:33,333
谢谢喵

1939
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,733
红灯里爱里个度喵

1940
01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:39,766
哎你说你说你说的对啊

1941
01:16:39,766 --> 01:16:40,599
老师晚安

1942
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:41,766
睡觉了晚安

1943
01:16:41,766 --> 01:16:42,899
康大老师

1944
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,466
OS me哦

1945
01:16:45,066 --> 01:16:46,299
怎么是这个点睡

1946
01:16:47,566 --> 01:16:49,166
我们一个时辰吗

1947
01:16:49,500 --> 01:16:51,733
哦说起来明天不

1948
01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:52,999
今天是几号

1949
01:16:54,700 --> 01:16:56,466
8号 后天开始

1950
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:57,600
我的时间

1951
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:01,100
跟大家就是总12小时的时差了

1952
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:01,966
到时候

1953
01:17:01,966 --> 01:17:06,399
就不用在写钟表的时候算那么多

1954
01:17:06,766 --> 01:17:10,399
到底也放在国内是什么时候开播

1955
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,000
这样这样的难题了

1956
01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:12,300
感觉

1957
01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:16,000
还是对于主播写钟表的这个积极性

1958
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,066
有很大的帮助呢

1959
01:17:20,166 --> 01:17:21,866
做个带PE窗的纸盒

1960
01:17:21,866 --> 01:17:23,199
贴个编号封口贴

1961
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:24,666
大家给主播的建议

1962
01:17:24,666 --> 01:17:28,066
真是成本提提又高高啊

1963
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:31,400
现在一只夫夫主播忙上忙下

1964
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:35,666
不算人工费感觉自己能赚不到20块

1965
01:17:37,566 --> 01:17:40,199
一个工程拖了大半年

1966
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,900
然后对接了这么多

1967
01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:44,700
我连料子的特性都背下来了

1968
01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:45,800
材料买了那么多

1969
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:49,333
最后最后一打算盘赚了1,000块

1970
01:17:51,266 --> 01:17:52,766
只是阴缺流子罢了

1971
01:17:52,766 --> 01:17:54,366
哦晚安

1972
01:17:54,366 --> 01:17:57,099
晚安是不是阴缺放复活节啊

1973
01:17:57,100 --> 01:17:59,133
圣诞今天9号吧

1974
01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:00,199
要切下认识了

1975
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:02,500
嗯嗯我们现在这边还是8号

1976
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:04,266
都省的买展示盒了

1977
01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:06,733
不过那个编号的问题

1978
01:18:06,733 --> 01:18:07,533
转什么转

1979
01:18:07,533 --> 01:18:08,566
都得回馈粉丝

1980
01:18:08,566 --> 01:18:11,499
那全回馈粉丝主播不把把主播回馈死

1981
01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:12,800
大家没得直播看

1982
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:13,966
那不是完蛋了吗

1983
01:18:13,966 --> 01:18:14,733
是吧

1984
01:18:14,733 --> 01:18:16,199
不能这么嘎韭菜吧

1985
01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:18,966
啊怎么别人直播间都是办活动

1986
01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:20,733
嘎嘎观众大家

1987
01:18:21,400 --> 01:18:21,733
大家

1988
01:18:21,733 --> 01:18:23,299
怎么天天嘎我呀

1989
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:24,500
你把我嘎死了

1990
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,666
韭菜长不出来了

1991
01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:27,466
那不就没直播看了吗

1992
01:18:28,533 --> 01:18:29,333
啊

1993
01:18:30,133 --> 01:18:31,999
复活节我们学校3月底放一个月

1994
01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:33,133
那不是快了吗

1995
01:18:33,466 --> 01:18:35,333
这不得发点延期补偿

1996
01:18:35,366 --> 01:18:37,599
延期补偿就是我们做的

1997
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:40,100
能多重工就多重工了呀

1998
01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:41,733
有道理你也睡啊

1999
01:18:41,733 --> 01:18:42,933
你怎么也睡了

2000
01:18:44,066 --> 01:18:45,299
你是国内吧

2001
01:18:45,766 --> 01:18:46,533
你怎么也是

2002
01:18:46,533 --> 01:18:48,333
蓝山哪个好

2003
01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:49,366
嘎嘎哪个

2004
01:18:49,366 --> 01:18:50,999
疾风知劲草是吧

2005
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,766
你们就不是东风压倒西风

2006
01:18:53,766 --> 01:18:55,199
就西风压倒东风

2007
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:55,933
主播好欺负

2008
01:18:55,933 --> 01:18:58,066
好说话你们天天欺负主播

2009
01:18:58,066 --> 01:18:59,366
把主播气死了怎么办

2010
01:18:59,366 --> 01:19:01,733
不行哈no no

2011
01:19:01,866 --> 01:19:02,899
哈哈哈

2012
01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,700
不可以咱们也得死

2013
01:19:06,266 --> 01:19:07,733
主打一个通宵

2014
01:19:07,766 --> 01:19:10,166
这这作息有点太阳间了

2015
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,300
那你快睡吧

2016
01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:12,100
香

2017
01:19:12,466 --> 01:19:14,133
等你睡醒了之后赶跑

2018
01:19:14,133 --> 01:19:15,799
主播主播主播

2019
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:17,200
主播还在直播

2020
01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:20,100
你别说啊

2021
01:19:20,100 --> 01:19:22,000
这周要凑直播时间的话

2022
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:24,366
搞不好真要晚上啊

2023
01:19:24,366 --> 01:19:26,599
大家晚上再来播一下呢

2024
01:19:27,966 --> 01:19:28,933
肥猫骂你两句吧

2025
01:19:28,933 --> 01:19:29,733
你今天当小丑

2026
01:19:29,733 --> 01:19:30,566
你活该啊

2027
01:19:30,566 --> 01:19:31,733
好吧你活该

2028
01:19:31,733 --> 01:19:33,766
你记不记得之前你答应主播

2029
01:19:33,766 --> 01:19:34,966
给主播上建造啊

2030
01:19:34,966 --> 01:19:36,199
给主播上提督

2031
01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:37,400
给主播画饼

2032
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,566
画来画去的

2033
01:19:38,566 --> 01:19:39,766
就今天当小丑

2034
01:19:39,766 --> 01:19:40,966
就是什么

2035
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,933
失去了米亚米亚庇护的王格鲁姆

2036
01:19:43,933 --> 01:19:45,333
行走在大地之上啊

2037
01:19:45,333 --> 01:19:47,199
犹如行走在荆棘之中

2038
01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:49,099
肥猫的光不再普照

2039
01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:49,733
于你啊

2040
01:19:49,733 --> 01:19:53,599
然后肥猫的这个能量不再聚焦于你

2041
01:19:53,666 --> 01:19:56,066
哎呀你在生活中受到了挫折

2042
01:19:56,266 --> 01:19:59,733
那都是你背弃肥猫的过啊好吧

2043
01:20:01,533 --> 01:20:02,799
连到真换银的了

2044
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:03,566
没换银的

2045
01:20:03,566 --> 01:20:05,866
但是换了进口的水银灵啊

2046
01:20:05,966 --> 01:20:06,999
换银的的话

2047
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,100
大家感觉

2048
01:20:08,466 --> 01:20:09,699
呃怎么说呢

2049
01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:12,966
大家的这个呼声不是很高

2050
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:15,133
所以

2051
01:20:15,133 --> 01:20:20,466
我就把库曼的DLC的领带换成银子了

2052
01:20:23,366 --> 01:20:25,599
牌子都延迟一年多了

2053
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:27,000
哎呦延迟满足

2054
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,533
这个东西怎么这样啊

2055
01:20:29,066 --> 01:20:30,466
为什么我给你上个舰长

2056
01:20:30,466 --> 01:20:32,199
你能让我明天变成百特曼吗

2057
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,700
这是另外的价格

2058
01:20:33,733 --> 01:20:36,499
你首先得上个舰长

2059
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:39,766
然后背弃冤刑的罪才能得以抵消

2060
01:20:39,766 --> 01:20:42,399
百特曼是另外的价格好吧

2061
01:20:45,466 --> 01:20:47,166
要玩点什么不一样的

2062
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:48,166
玩太不一样的

2063
01:20:48,166 --> 01:20:49,999
会被我从电影圈里踢出去啊

2064
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,066
好吧谢谢灯牌

2065
01:20:52,066 --> 01:20:53,099
感谢支持

2066
01:20:54,566 --> 01:20:56,066
我换但是我还是换了

2067
01:20:56,066 --> 01:20:59,133
那什么我还是换了比较高级的铃铛

2068
01:20:59,466 --> 01:21:02,066
正常的那个脑袋上的铃铛

2069
01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:04,533
一个可能也就几毛钱吧

2070
01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:05,666
不算手工费

2071
01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:08,399
大家应该也都知道那种合金铃铛

2072
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:11,666
这次我换的是那个进口的

2073
01:21:11,866 --> 01:21:14,866
就是在日本某些寺庙

2074
01:21:14,866 --> 01:21:18,333
用来祈福的那种水印铃啊

2075
01:21:19,466 --> 01:21:20,266
那个铃铛

2076
01:21:20,266 --> 01:21:24,966
主要是因为他的珠光感跟柔光感

2077
01:21:24,966 --> 01:21:26,166
非常漂亮

2078
01:21:26,166 --> 01:21:28,566
感觉是看了很久啊

2079
01:21:28,566 --> 01:21:32,066
都没有找到能够替代那种柔光感的

2080
01:21:32,666 --> 01:21:35,199
领导所以最后还是每个花

2081
01:21:36,066 --> 01:21:37,733
花了几块钱

2082
01:21:37,866 --> 01:21:39,266
呃花了10倍

2083
01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:42,133
或者是20倍于普通铃铛的价格

2084
01:21:42,133 --> 01:21:44,066
去做这种小配件

2085
01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:46,333
可能到时候也没有什么人关心

2086
01:21:46,333 --> 01:21:48,333
但我还是希望大家能关心一下的

2087
01:21:48,333 --> 01:21:51,566
毕竟这个确实是下了钱的

2088
01:21:51,566 --> 01:21:53,299
还希望大家能够体会到

2089
01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:55,333
这种水晶灵的美感啊

2090
01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:56,266
到时候这个水晶灵

2091
01:21:56,266 --> 01:21:59,866
会用在头饰上面的那个制作上大

2092
01:21:59,866 --> 01:22:02,966
家可以收到之后去着重看一看

2093
01:22:03,166 --> 01:22:03,966
嗯

2094
01:22:05,533 --> 01:22:07,299
主播手喷肖光骑

2095
01:22:07,300 --> 01:22:08,766
猫猫家乡里的

2096
01:22:08,766 --> 01:22:10,366
不是的不是的

2097
01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:12,533
百特曼是什么

2098
01:22:12,533 --> 01:22:14,333
价格起码得上总督吧

2099
01:22:14,466 --> 01:22:16,399
不对不要变百特曼吧

2100
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,666
百特曼的话主要这个钱

2101
01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:19,566
钱是次要的

2102
01:22:19,566 --> 01:22:22,399
主要是这个家人的问题

2103
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:24,866
变百特曼之后家人不就完蛋了吗

2104
01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:26,300
嗯

2105
01:22:27,566 --> 01:22:30,399
家乡的铃铛就是米娜萨嘛

2106
01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:31,933
家乡的铃铛

2107
01:22:34,466 --> 01:22:36,933
呃其实说是进口的

2108
01:22:36,933 --> 01:22:39,733
我怀疑他只是国内出口国去

2109
01:22:39,733 --> 01:22:41,799
然后又进口回来的啦

2110
01:22:42,133 --> 01:22:44,933
毕竟我们我们

2111
01:22:44,933 --> 01:22:47,499
中国制造永远都是最强的

2112
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,266
对啊这是米线的问题啊

2113
01:22:57,733 --> 01:22:59,366
朋友们还是社会不走心的关系

2114
01:22:59,366 --> 01:23:01,599
不要在我直播间里宣传什么约炮

2115
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:03,600
之类的之类的东西啊

2116
01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:05,933
不要不要在我直播间宣传这个

2117
01:23:06,533 --> 01:23:07,399
我不想听

2118
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:10,366
在直播间里面宣传一些这个短暂的

2119
01:23:10,366 --> 01:23:12,533
这个情感关系之类的

2120
01:23:12,666 --> 01:23:14,599
不要不要引导这样的走向

2121
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,333
主播是20世20世纪的

2122
01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:21,466
21世纪的三好少女啊

2123
01:23:22,366 --> 01:23:24,866
我们支持长期的情感关系

2124
01:23:24,866 --> 01:23:27,533
不支持这个短期的肉体关系呢

2125
01:23:27,900 --> 01:23:29,200
分别时

2126
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:30,266
上奏

2127
01:23:33,500 --> 01:23:36,100
主播的视频功率越发成熟了

2128
01:23:36,266 --> 01:23:38,566
反正我我我是别人

2129
01:23:39,166 --> 01:23:40,699
要不是嫣嫣人的话是吧

2130
01:23:40,700 --> 01:23:42,700
你要不带嫣嫣人27级牌子的话

2131
01:23:42,700 --> 01:23:45,200
主播还有一些更成熟的锐评在等着你

2132
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,900
可惜你的牌子保佑你一生荣华富贵

2133
01:23:48,066 --> 01:23:50,466
主播没有办法对你进行过多的指点

2134
01:23:50,466 --> 01:23:55,666
只能呃短短短的简单简单点两句吧

2135
01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:56,766
怎么个事

2136
01:23:58,333 --> 01:24:00,199
然后就我我吃

2137
01:24:00,666 --> 01:24:01,466
嗯

2138
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:04,000
主动纯爱被消丑了

2139
01:24:04,266 --> 01:24:06,366
呃就不要这么二极管嘛

2140
01:24:06,366 --> 01:24:07,699
虽然消丑的是你

2141
01:24:07,700 --> 01:24:10,566
但是主动的纯爱并不是消丑呢

2142
01:24:15,533 --> 01:24:18,299
你跟人告白被拒绝了

2143
01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:20,100
你就说自己是小丑

2144
01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,766
不要这么那个什么吧

2145
01:24:23,766 --> 01:24:25,099
虽然虽然你确

2146
01:24:25,100 --> 01:24:26,866
实是但是跟告白没什么关系

2147
01:24:26,866 --> 01:24:29,133
主要还是玩个论文的问题啊

2148
01:24:32,466 --> 01:24:33,266
喂

2149
01:24:34,300 --> 01:24:35,533
伸个懒腰

2150
01:24:40,066 --> 01:24:45,066
meet her eyes by the eyes

2151
01:24:46,700 --> 01:24:51,666
光阴里谁与我共徘徊

2152
01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:56,200
望眼相看似雪

2153
01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:58,500
整理一下着装

2154
01:24:58,666 --> 01:24:59,566
整理一下

2155
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:03,333
仪容仪表哎

2156
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:06,566
好像那个猫在那边趴一会又趴趴着

2157
01:25:06,566 --> 01:25:07,733
就开始舔爪子

2158
01:25:07,733 --> 01:25:08,999
开始舔毛一样

2159
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:13,100
整理一下自己的仪容仪表

2160
01:25:14,533 --> 01:25:15,333
啊

2161
01:25:17,166 --> 01:25:19,666
每次都是怒发冲冠的

2162
01:25:20,266 --> 01:25:22,866
直播播到一半头发都飞起来了

2163
01:25:26,700 --> 01:25:28,333
这是被爷爷气的吧

2164
01:25:28,333 --> 01:25:29,499
我不好说

2165
01:25:29,700 --> 01:25:30,500
哎呦

2166
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:35,700
老成一本旧书我还记得

2167
01:25:35,966 --> 01:25:41,966
踏进了安静的眉目尝遍人

2168
01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:47,733
往后切一切

2169
01:25:47,900 --> 01:25:49,466
切点好吃的

2170
01:25:50,300 --> 01:25:53,800
这是小红的星图盲盒的闪闪c位

2171
01:25:53,800 --> 01:25:55,300
捏红豆泥

2172
01:25:55,333 --> 01:25:56,199
艾瑞巴蒂

2173
01:25:58,066 --> 01:25:58,866
比心

2174
01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:01,533
这是一罐路过的冰可乐

2175
01:26:01,533 --> 01:26:03,099
小黄的闪闪c位

2176
01:26:04,300 --> 01:26:05,733
感谢支持

2177
01:26:08,133 --> 01:26:11,666
让我看看我的新任务都翻新成什么啦

2178
01:26:12,133 --> 01:26:15,366
这是网友小主的女神花环哦

2179
01:26:18,566 --> 01:26:21,133
昨天是今天是

2180
01:26:22,466 --> 01:26:23,333
妇女节

2181
01:26:24,933 --> 01:26:25,733
哦

2182
01:26:26,300 --> 01:26:27,133
我忘了

2183
01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:29,899
这是小红的两个闪闪星

2184
01:26:29,900 --> 01:26:32,333
这是韭菜的女神花环啊

2185
01:26:32,333 --> 01:26:33,666
感谢支持啊

2186
01:26:42,933 --> 01:26:43,933
我就说嘛

2187
01:26:43,933 --> 01:26:45,599
感觉忘了点什么事

2188
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:48,900
今天打开跟猫妈妈的对话框

2189
01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:52,066
总觉得有种想说话的冲动

2190
01:26:52,966 --> 01:26:54,699
但是说来说去

2191
01:26:54,700 --> 01:26:56,500
我又忘记了是什么日子了

2192
01:26:56,500 --> 01:26:57,600
完蛋了

2193
01:26:58,333 --> 01:27:00,733
哎呦一打开那对话框我一看

2194
01:27:00,733 --> 01:27:02,133
他说他在那个

2195
01:27:03,900 --> 01:27:05,500
海滨城市旅游啊

2196
01:27:05,500 --> 01:27:08,400
给我发了他吃吃喝喝玩玩的照片

2197
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:10,500
好奇怪为什么

2198
01:27:10,500 --> 01:27:13,133
他每次在我们直播间虚拟出镜的时候

2199
01:27:13,133 --> 01:27:15,199
都是在各地旅游啊

2200
01:27:16,700 --> 01:27:18,500
他又在他又在旅游了

2201
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:21,066
主播国庆已经3.9了

2202
01:27:21,066 --> 01:27:23,599
昨天祝你节日快乐你还应了啊

2203
01:27:23,600 --> 01:27:25,466
是吗昨天我没来直播啊

2204
01:27:25,466 --> 01:27:26,599
你祝谁节日快乐

2205
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:27,800
你是不是记错了

2206
01:27:28,666 --> 01:27:30,099
我昨天没来直播啊

2207
01:27:30,466 --> 01:27:32,733
是我吗哎我在吃

2208
01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:35,900
红灯

2209
01:27:39,466 --> 01:27:40,266
风中走

2210
01:27:42,766 --> 01:27:44,133
在群里啊

2211
01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:45,466
忙忘了吧

2212
01:27:45,466 --> 01:27:46,366
对不起

2213
01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:48,766
忙忘了

2214
01:27:50,666 --> 01:27:55,733
神秘Wifi

2215
01:27:57,766 --> 01:28:02,266
看到出门旅游我就我就悲从中来

2216
01:28:02,266 --> 01:28:03,566
想到每天

2217
01:28:04,900 --> 01:28:06,500
每天我过的日子

2218
01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:07,599
我就特别难

2219
01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:12,000
过哎感觉不用我送他什么礼物了

2220
01:28:12,000 --> 01:28:14,800
今天他应该会比较开心是吧

2221
01:28:14,800 --> 01:28:17,100
今天是我的生日啊

2222
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:19,400
红粥点歌

2223
01:28:19,400 --> 01:28:20,900
竹笙等会点吧

2224
01:28:20,900 --> 01:28:22,666
下面放普通的竹笙吧

2225
01:28:22,666 --> 01:28:24,733
好吗吃饭去了

2226
01:28:28,166 --> 01:28:29,666
为什么是我的生日啊

2227
01:28:29,733 --> 01:28:30,866
不是今天吧

2228
01:28:30,866 --> 01:28:32,533
你要说那个主播

2229
01:28:32,700 --> 01:28:35,500
主播休眠的纪念日应该在下周

2230
01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:39,500
十四号还是十七号来着

2231
01:28:39,666 --> 01:28:41,899
是主包休眠的日子

2232
01:28:43,266 --> 01:28:47,699
下回出去蹭猫猫妈妈的车出去玩

2233
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:52,600
为什么我们待在一起的时候

2234
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:54,266
它就不怎么出去呢

2235
01:28:54,466 --> 01:28:57,799
然后我一走它就天天出去玩

2236
01:28:58,900 --> 01:29:02,100
我一跟他说话他就在那什么关注完了

2237
01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:03,700
狗主播也不懂

2238
01:29:04,666 --> 01:29:07,166
那你告诉我我下次不就懂了

2239
01:29:08,300 --> 01:29:09,400
代沟罗

2240
01:29:11,133 --> 01:29:12,266
不是我的

2241
01:29:12,266 --> 01:29:13,466
我的生日啊

2242
01:29:13,466 --> 01:29:14,899
今天是三九日

2243
01:29:22,466 --> 01:29:24,066
送别人的受难

2244
01:29:26,066 --> 01:29:26,933
一个人旅游

2245
01:29:26,933 --> 01:29:29,499
花销低所以就把我优化掉了

2246
01:29:29,500 --> 01:29:31,800
是吧我也会记仇的

2247
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:35,733
我也是会记仇的

2248
01:29:35,933 --> 01:29:40,499
带上一只猫又能多多少花销呀

2249
01:29:41,066 --> 01:29:42,899
不过可能比较麻烦吧

2250
01:29:42,900 --> 01:29:44,966
现在猫让坐高铁吗

2251
01:29:45,133 --> 01:29:47,599
坐飞机好像也得关在货舱里

2252
01:29:47,600 --> 01:29:49,066
那我会害怕的

2253
01:29:50,766 --> 01:29:52,599
今天当拖油瓶怎么出去玩

2254
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:53,800
你又不会开车

2255
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:54,866
带你有什么用

2256
01:29:54,866 --> 01:29:55,966
我我可以

2257
01:29:58,966 --> 01:30:01,099
带上我我们去三个菜了

2258
01:30:01,100 --> 01:30:03,400
他自己出去玩的话只能点一个菜

2259
01:30:03,400 --> 01:30:04,466
因为他吃不完

2260
01:30:06,933 --> 01:30:08,399
那我有什么用吗

2261
01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:12,400
呃我们两个人能多吃点东西

2262
01:30:18,366 --> 01:30:22,699
好像确实确实没什么用吧好吧

2263
01:30:23,133 --> 01:30:26,766
you know that you can't join me these niggas don't like me

2264
01:30:26,766 --> 01:30:30,999
they don't like me like me they wanna fight me come on try

2265
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:32,300
我可以帮他拍照

2266
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:35,866
而且我不用他帮我拍照

2267
01:30:38,466 --> 01:30:39,766
这是很重要的吧

2268
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:42,966
对女生出门玩来说这是很重要的吧

2269
01:30:44,266 --> 01:30:47,199
你要是觉得生活太如意了

2270
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:48,766
带上这个吧

2271
01:30:49,666 --> 01:30:51,099
带上这个吧

2272
01:30:51,866 --> 01:30:53,099
带手机见面吧

2273
01:30:55,066 --> 01:30:56,366
带上他吧

2274
01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:00,600
啊你说的对啊

2275
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:01,900
明天就不直播了

2276
01:31:01,900 --> 01:31:03,766
明天出门吃饭去了

2277
01:31:04,766 --> 01:31:06,133
明天给小鱼出门去吧啊

2278
01:31:06,133 --> 01:31:08,399
不要在水族馆了

2279
01:31:08,666 --> 01:31:10,699
你是不是触发连招了

2280
01:31:10,700 --> 01:31:13,066
你写了个机器人挂在我直播间

2281
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:16,566
跟啊检测的鱼和一起玩

2282
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,933
然后马上恢复水族馆啊

2283
01:31:19,533 --> 01:31:20,999
不过我们今天讨论了一下

2284
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,800
就是感觉所有的百合作品

2285
01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:25,266
或者青春少女这种作品

2286
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,933
以女生之间的情感为主刻画的作品

2287
01:31:30,366 --> 01:31:33,666
非常典型的场合出去玩一定有水族馆

2288
01:31:33,666 --> 01:31:36,733
不管是约会还是一群人两个人

2289
01:31:36,866 --> 01:31:39,599
甚至说自己单人去就一定会去水族馆

2290
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:40,866
我不知道为什么

2291
01:31:42,966 --> 01:31:43,966
为什么呢

2292
01:31:48,666 --> 01:31:50,799
还是蛮抽象的吧感觉

2293
01:31:54,133 --> 01:31:55,699
主要是我们这边的水族馆

2294
01:31:55,700 --> 01:31:57,166
其实不怎么好看

2295
01:31:57,533 --> 01:31:58,899
为什么养鱼

2296
01:32:00,200 --> 01:32:02,733
我感觉我们这边水族馆不咋好看

2297
01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:07,333
所以这个然后还要票票吧还不便宜

2298
01:32:07,700 --> 01:32:09,266
所以上次就没去呢

2299
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,166
你们去水族馆会上看热闹吧

2300
01:32:12,166 --> 01:32:12,966
那是什么

2301
01:32:13,933 --> 01:32:14,933
完了完了

2302
01:32:14,933 --> 01:32:18,133
暴露出来我不是资深宅宅就是事实了

2303
01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:22,966
快快快来帮主播救一下场啊

2304
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,133
快看那是什么

2305
01:32:26,900 --> 01:32:30,366
但我手边没有百合谷子不好拍照

2306
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:31,866
你们看

2307
01:32:31,866 --> 01:32:34,799
这可能余少姐说了叫我不要看

2308
01:32:34,800 --> 01:32:36,666
你可能是纯纯的一坨

2309
01:32:39,933 --> 01:32:42,199
主播回去了还有稀碎客吗

2310
01:32:42,366 --> 01:32:43,166
是吧

2311
01:32:45,333 --> 01:32:46,266
想嗑怎么嗑

2312
01:32:46,266 --> 01:32:47,266
不能嗑吗

2313
01:32:47,266 --> 01:32:48,799
算啊

2314
01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:52,600
他说他说他说一坨不要看

2315
01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:54,266
你怎么在啊

2316
01:32:54,266 --> 01:32:55,199
来一下你在

2317
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:57,000
你不说话你就评价

2318
01:32:57,000 --> 01:32:59,566
你可别是每次来想都钻出来一句啊

2319
01:33:01,766 --> 01:33:02,566
还真是

2320
01:33:02,733 --> 01:33:05,966
哈哈哈每次都来一句啊

2321
01:33:07,700 --> 01:33:09,600
我不承认Nicolas的存在

2322
01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:10,733
我没看过

2323
01:33:12,166 --> 01:33:14,199
有人在自欺欺人啊

2324
01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:15,866
有人在自欺欺人

2325
01:33:15,866 --> 01:33:17,066
我不好说啊

2326
01:33:20,533 --> 01:33:23,166
这是为什么创伤后应激障碍

2327
01:33:23,566 --> 01:33:24,466
一旦提到立

2328
01:33:24,466 --> 01:33:26,766
克雷斯就会自动失去一段记忆

2329
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:49,100
你们没看过白沙

2330
01:33:50,966 --> 01:33:52,399
有点太应景

2331
01:33:57,166 --> 01:33:59,566
小姐就像那个表情包一样

2332
01:33:59,733 --> 01:34:00,699
稍微抖一抖

2333
01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:02,300
然后啥都说了

2334
01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:04,366
你别说了你别说了

2335
01:34:04,366 --> 01:34:05,666
我没看过这个

2336
01:34:05,666 --> 01:34:07,133
我也没看过那个

2337
01:34:07,466 --> 01:34:08,999
抱头蹲房中

2338
01:34:12,533 --> 01:34:13,333
谢

2339
01:34:17,566 --> 01:34:22,166
谢艺术你是想起名叫艺术家吗

2340
01:34:22,166 --> 01:34:23,599
谢谢艺术家的灯牌

2341
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:24,933
感谢支持啊

2342
01:34:25,300 --> 01:34:26,400
什么时候再出场

2343
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:27,466
之后再说吧

2344
01:34:27,866 --> 01:34:28,799
之后再说吧

2345
01:34:29,466 --> 01:34:31,166
的请跟我来

2346
01:34:31,300 --> 01:34:35,166
现在让我们向快乐崇拜

2347
01:34:35,166 --> 01:34:36,899
放下了包袱

2348
01:34:36,900 --> 01:34:39,766
的请跟我来传开

2349
01:34:40,133 --> 01:34:43,066
我们最近正在看那个UI呀

2350
01:34:43,066 --> 01:34:45,399
直播间背景还有表情包的事

2351
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:48,200
干脆我们俩一起找表情包画师

2352
01:34:48,200 --> 01:34:51,166
哈哈哈正好他也要找表情包画师

2353
01:34:51,166 --> 01:34:52,933
我也要找表情包画师

2354
01:34:52,933 --> 01:34:53,799
没有想到

2355
01:34:53,966 --> 01:34:56,899
居然居然处在了同一起跑线上捏

2356
01:34:57,500 --> 01:34:58,933
谢坤特的门票

2357
01:34:58,966 --> 01:35:00,066
感谢支持

2358
01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:03,500
从期待到快乐只未尝不是件好事

2359
01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:05,466
主要还是你面对这个作品的时候

2360
01:35:05,466 --> 01:35:06,799
你初期的心态是什么

2361
01:35:06,800 --> 01:35:08,900
决定了你最后对他的观感吧

2362
01:35:09,366 --> 01:35:12,166
就开始就看乐子就不会不会破防了

2363
01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:15,133
因为你就会带着很厚的薪资币去看他

2364
01:35:15,300 --> 01:35:17,166
他能在10里淘金

2365
01:35:17,166 --> 01:35:20,466
看出他很多缺点里面的优点

2366
01:35:20,933 --> 01:35:22,166
但是你要是一开始

2367
01:35:22,166 --> 01:35:24,166
就真情实感的去看他的话

2368
01:35:24,166 --> 01:35:26,599
那他这个很多优点里面的一点缺点

2369
01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:27,933
你可能都没法接受

2370
01:35:27,933 --> 01:35:29,133
更别说后期的走向

2371
01:35:29,133 --> 01:35:31,866
直接尴尬掉了是吧

2372
01:35:31,866 --> 01:35:33,866
应该去年就把表情画好了

2373
01:35:33,866 --> 01:35:36,333
因为只有表情和UI是必须要等的

2374
01:35:36,333 --> 01:35:38,699
表情确实是我最怎么说呢

2375
01:35:38,700 --> 01:35:40,566
最早找的一个吧

2376
01:35:43,900 --> 01:35:44,800
怎么说呢

2377
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:45,500
其实就是

2378
01:35:45,500 --> 01:35:48,000
我根本就没有想过那个老师

2379
01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,600
他会拖我的稿子

2380
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:52,333
因为他也算是蛮有名的老师吧

2381
01:35:53,333 --> 01:35:54,733
我根本就没想过

2382
01:35:54,733 --> 01:35:57,799
他说的这个时间他不去画

2383
01:35:59,900 --> 01:36:04,300
因为我本来排的是11月吗结果就

2384
01:36:08,666 --> 01:36:10,799
然后就崩掉了呗

2385
01:36:12,500 --> 01:36:14,933
不行的话我们就先换一套顶上

2386
01:36:15,700 --> 01:36:16,666
虽然可能

2387
01:36:18,066 --> 01:36:20,599
比如说7分跟8分中间差的这一分

2388
01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:25,166
除了我之外可能也没有太多人在乎吧

2389
01:36:25,300 --> 01:36:29,066
有时候还是要去尽量克服一下自己的

2390
01:36:29,066 --> 01:36:29,866
那种

2391
01:36:31,900 --> 01:36:33,933
追求完美是一种病

2392
01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:45,500
searching for words and praying for signs

2393
01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:47,266
i struggle to find the rhythm and rhyme

2394
01:36:47,266 --> 01:36:48,733
don't know how to say it

2395
01:36:49,066 --> 01:36:51,866
don't know how to say it that i'm losing my mind

2396
01:36:53,300 --> 01:36:54,066
tryna

2397
01:36:54,066 --> 01:36:55,566
下次就知道了

2398
01:36:55,566 --> 01:36:57,533
这次我一次画两套

2399
01:36:59,966 --> 01:37:01,366
这次找到合适的老师

2400
01:37:01,366 --> 01:37:02,799
我一次画两套

2401
01:37:02,966 --> 01:37:06,466
a miracle yeah i'm losing my mind

2402
01:37:08,133 --> 01:37:10,599
counting seconds passing by

2403
01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:13,866
and i don't know when i'll be fine

2404
01:37:15,366 --> 01:37:17,533
i need a miracle

2405
01:37:17,733 --> 01:37:20,666
a miracle a miracle

2406
01:37:29,133 --> 01:37:31,666
晚上看看能不能捡到一些弹幕

2407
01:37:32,100 --> 01:37:33,900
怎么忽然没有人说话

2408
01:37:34,100 --> 01:37:35,100
害怕没有

2409
01:37:37,966 --> 01:37:39,366
啊每次没人说话的时候

2410
01:37:39,366 --> 01:37:41,066
我都会有点小紧张

2411
01:37:44,500 --> 01:37:47,300
啊你怎么看出这个了

2412
01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:56,800
就这样的表情啊

2413
01:37:56,966 --> 01:37:58,166
running out of time

2414
01:37:59,666 --> 01:38:05,566
i need a miracle a miracle yeah i'm losing my mind

2415
01:38:07,100 --> 01:38:09,100
我是不是挺久没投稿了

2416
01:38:09,100 --> 01:38:11,700
是啊上次不是跟大家解释过了

2417
01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:12,500
这个

2418
01:38:13,866 --> 01:38:14,933
不会自己编点

2419
01:38:14,933 --> 01:38:15,999
弹幕都来了

2420
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:17,600
都编了一个半小时了

2421
01:38:17,600 --> 01:38:19,566
还不让人认字

2422
01:38:22,600 --> 01:38:25,400
好吧我知道这是我的工作

2423
01:38:27,733 --> 01:38:29,199
这是我的工作

2424
01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:31,333
呃我会加油的

2425
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:35,333
确实成就被投高了吧

2426
01:38:43,466 --> 01:38:44,266
不能放

2427
01:38:44,333 --> 01:38:45,133
不能放

2428
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:51,933
不能放

2429
01:38:56,266 --> 01:38:57,466
不能放弃

2430
01:38:57,666 --> 01:38:58,599
不能放弃

2431
01:38:58,600 --> 01:38:59,400
投靠

2432
01:39:00,266 --> 01:39:01,899
加油哼

2433
01:39:04,900 --> 01:39:05,800
中午好

2434
01:39:15,266 --> 01:39:17,599
好像打了个哈欠之后

2435
01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:21,400
一下整个人的那个激昂的状态

2436
01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:23,100
就像到时间了一样

2437
01:39:23,100 --> 01:39:26,733
就像这样一下状态解除了

2438
01:39:26,733 --> 01:39:29,199
整个人就变得懒懒散散

2439
01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:33,800
哈哈哈然后变成说话慢慢的

2440
01:39:34,200 --> 01:39:35,000
呃

2441
01:39:36,466 --> 01:39:37,933
是我的问题吗

2442
01:39:38,300 --> 01:39:40,200
是是我的问题吗

2443
01:39:40,566 --> 01:39:42,499
懂了想下播了

2444
01:39:42,500 --> 01:39:46,400
你怎么知道主播说有延迟了

2445
01:39:48,600 --> 01:39:51,066
跟弹幕的配合不是很好啊

2446
01:39:51,300 --> 01:39:54,366
对吧弹幕大家配合不是很好啊

2447
01:39:55,100 --> 01:39:56,933
是不是因为今天开播晚

2448
01:39:56,933 --> 01:39:59,066
可能吧有可能吧

2449
01:39:59,533 --> 01:40:02,399
今天确实比平常开播晚了一点

2450
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:06,000
因为我发现一到周末大家都睡懒觉

2451
01:40:06,700 --> 01:40:10,766
我发现你们周末早上9点半起不来啊

2452
01:40:10,900 --> 01:40:13,333
很多人10点了11点了过来

2453
01:40:13,333 --> 01:40:14,533
然后跟我说哦

2454
01:40:14,533 --> 01:40:16,933
刚起来我刚起来

2455
01:40:18,100 --> 01:40:21,133
夕阳绵绵变成普通绵绵了

2456
01:40:22,366 --> 01:40:24,166
续费一下主播的什么

2457
01:40:24,166 --> 01:40:26,133
就续费一下主播的兴奋剂

2458
01:40:26,133 --> 01:40:27,099
啊啊

2459
01:40:28,566 --> 01:40:30,266
对嫣人有意见

2460
01:40:30,266 --> 01:40:32,999
我没有哎

2461
01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:34,100
虽然我们

2462
01:40:35,966 --> 01:40:37,999
还记得准备打游戏吗

2463
01:40:38,066 --> 01:40:39,599
是吧那等一下

2464
01:40:39,600 --> 01:40:43,200
我们这个美颜秘亚的电量全用完了

2465
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:44,600
之后可以打打游戏

2466
01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:47,366
看看后面就是粉丝像内容啊

2467
01:40:47,366 --> 01:40:48,166
好吧

2468
01:40:50,766 --> 01:40:51,533
确实是这样的

2469
01:40:51,533 --> 01:40:53,166
你们根本就起不来

2470
01:40:53,466 --> 01:40:54,566
嗯没人看

2471
01:40:54,966 --> 01:40:57,499
主要还是观众起不来

2472
01:40:57,500 --> 01:40:59,300
观众都在睡觉

2473
01:40:59,333 --> 01:41:00,199
在被窝里

2474
01:41:02,000 --> 01:41:03,366
下播了就不困了

2475
01:41:03,366 --> 01:41:04,366
你别说啊

2476
01:41:04,766 --> 01:41:05,666
怎么说呢

2477
01:41:05,666 --> 01:41:08,333
睡觉和激昂的直播

2478
01:41:08,333 --> 01:41:11,099
中间其实是有很大的差距的

2479
01:41:11,266 --> 01:41:12,566
很多的时候下播的时

2480
01:41:12,566 --> 01:41:15,199
候那个精神状态不足以激昂的直播

2481
01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:17,266
但是你要说马上就睡觉吧

2482
01:41:17,533 --> 01:41:19,933
又远远没有低到那种程度

2483
01:41:19,933 --> 01:41:22,133
上不去下不来就卡在这了

2484
01:41:23,133 --> 01:41:23,366
哇谢谢

2485
01:41:23,366 --> 01:41:25,599
长寿是为了舰长啊

2486
01:41:25,600 --> 01:41:27,133
轰炸你奥利奥

2487
01:41:27,700 --> 01:41:29,133
感谢支持

2488
01:41:29,333 --> 01:41:30,966
太破费喽

2489
01:41:32,900 --> 01:41:33,700
谢谢

2490
01:41:36,500 --> 01:41:37,133
这个月应该

2491
01:41:37,133 --> 01:41:40,266
我记得已经给我修过现场了吗

2492
01:41:40,366 --> 01:41:42,166
是吧我记得好像是哦

2493
01:41:43,500 --> 01:41:44,333
谢谢喵

2494
01:41:48,300 --> 01:41:49,300
我超低

2495
01:41:50,766 --> 01:41:54,099
下播了就会一直水全怎么做

2496
01:41:54,766 --> 01:41:57,133
你把手机开低电量模式

2497
01:41:57,133 --> 01:41:58,966
他是不是能一直开着

2498
01:41:59,300 --> 01:42:01,366
但是他会有一些功能用不了

2499
01:42:02,666 --> 01:42:03,599
就是这样的

2500
01:42:03,600 --> 01:42:04,333
折中一下

2501
01:42:04,333 --> 01:42:05,999
激昂的直播睡觉

2502
01:42:06,466 --> 01:42:08,366
不要吧不要吧

2503
01:42:09,166 --> 01:42:10,066
我要直播睡觉

2504
01:42:10,066 --> 01:42:11,599
真的开始打呼噜了

2505
01:42:11,600 --> 01:42:13,066
开始说梦话了

2506
01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:14,366
哈哈哈

2507
01:42:14,366 --> 01:42:16,866
哎呀陆伯伯一脚把我的门踹开

2508
01:42:16,866 --> 01:42:18,333
然后把我摇起来

2509
01:42:18,366 --> 01:42:19,766
啊你在说什么

2510
01:42:19,866 --> 01:42:22,266
你快把家门牌号都爆出去了

2511
01:42:22,366 --> 01:42:24,799
快快醒醒啊

2512
01:42:27,400 --> 01:42:29,400
懂了我是魔法手机

2513
01:42:29,400 --> 01:42:30,966
魔法手机是什么

2514
01:42:31,866 --> 01:42:33,599
是是动画片吗

2515
01:42:33,700 --> 01:42:35,866
我怎么感觉有听说过这个东西

2516
01:42:35,866 --> 01:42:37,099
像魔方大厦

2517
01:42:37,100 --> 01:42:39,200
不对啊这完全没有任何关联

2518
01:42:39,200 --> 01:42:40,466
怎么会想到这个

2519
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:42,900
也有周末

2520
01:42:42,900 --> 01:42:43,900
早就上工了

2521
01:42:43,900 --> 01:42:45,600
人人问就是在当派了

2522
01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:46,800
今天是周六

2523
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:48,966
上工好像也正常吧

2524
01:42:49,166 --> 01:42:50,999
如果要在周六跟周日里面

2525
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:52,366
选一天加班的话

2526
01:42:52,566 --> 01:42:53,799
大家会怎么选呢

2527
01:42:57,333 --> 01:42:58,366
电视剧

2528
01:42:59,900 --> 01:43:02,066
啊魔法手机是个电视剧

2529
01:43:03,366 --> 01:43:06,499
那那个里面有个女孩子台词是什么

2530
01:43:06,500 --> 01:43:07,400
冰冻爷爷

2531
01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:09,866
冰冻奶奶那个是什么电视剧啊

2532
01:43:15,066 --> 01:43:17,199
都不帅我选的都不帅

2533
01:43:18,200 --> 01:43:20,600
那如果加班给加班工资的话

2534
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:22,300
你们觉得几倍比较好一点

2535
01:43:22,300 --> 01:43:24,366
几倍才能让你心甘情愿的

2536
01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,566
算上自己的双休日呢

2537
01:43:32,333 --> 01:43:33,366
什么呀昆虫

2538
01:43:34,966 --> 01:43:36,599
啊我们把这首歌大点声吧

2539
01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:37,666
我喜欢他

2540
01:43:41,366 --> 01:43:42,599
我喜欢他

2541
01:43:42,800 --> 01:43:44,300
我喜欢你

2542
01:43:51,366 --> 01:43:53,366
自己选了100倍

2543
01:43:53,966 --> 01:43:55,566
10倍别别卷了

2544
01:43:55,566 --> 01:43:57,766
应该是逐渐往下降价吧

2545
01:43:57,766 --> 01:43:58,999
长胜100倍

2546
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,500
相思相依哭吟10倍

2547
01:44:00,500 --> 01:44:02,900
有没有价格更符合性价比的

2548
01:44:03,266 --> 01:44:05,099
更有性价比的有没有

2549
01:44:05,900 --> 01:44:07,266
哈喽情哥哥

2550
01:44:11,000 --> 01:44:12,700
看看大家能卷到几万

2551
01:44:18,600 --> 01:44:19,566
有100倍的话

2552
01:44:19,566 --> 01:44:21,699
我自愿一个月休半天

2553
01:44:22,066 --> 01:44:23,733
我可以一天都不休

2554
01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:26,500
我可以一天都不休

2555
01:44:26,500 --> 01:44:27,666
每天上班

2556
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:31,466
这样的话上上一个月

2557
01:44:31,700 --> 01:44:32,733
上一年要

2558
01:44:32,733 --> 01:44:34,199
上一年感觉要猝死

2559
01:44:34,666 --> 01:44:37,166
上两个月感觉可以退休了

2560
01:44:38,666 --> 01:44:39,666
公司分你一半

2561
01:44:39,666 --> 01:44:41,133
不要加班费

2562
01:44:41,700 --> 01:44:43,466
一般有一半公司的人

2563
01:44:43,466 --> 01:44:46,566
也不怎么需要高强度加班吧

2564
01:44:48,200 --> 01:44:49,000
啊

2565
01:44:49,766 --> 01:44:50,966
好冷好冷

2566
01:44:55,400 --> 01:44:56,266
扫地的时候

2567
01:44:56,266 --> 01:44:59,199
看到地上没有注意过的角落

2568
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:02,666
里面有两只苍蝇的尸体

2569
01:45:02,666 --> 01:45:04,666
我怀疑他们是被冻死的

2570
01:45:05,700 --> 01:45:08,333
但是家里面其实也没有降温很多

2571
01:45:08,333 --> 01:45:10,366
可能也就降了三四度吧

2572
01:45:11,866 --> 01:45:13,466
之前不是

2573
01:45:13,466 --> 01:45:16,599
房间里面好多好多虫子啊苍蝇啊之类

2574
01:45:16,600 --> 01:45:18,533
都不知道从什么地方来的

2575
01:45:18,866 --> 01:45:20,733
忽然一下全都冻死了

2576
01:45:20,733 --> 01:45:22,999
但是房间里就降了这么几度

2577
01:45:23,100 --> 01:45:25,500
他们对温度感觉还挺敏感的

2578
01:45:27,166 --> 01:45:29,166
除了上班全在睡觉

2579
01:45:29,166 --> 01:45:30,966
苍蝇庞贝末日

2580
01:45:34,533 --> 01:45:35,966
主要这个东西

2581
01:45:37,533 --> 01:45:40,366
其实挺担心前段时间苍蝇挺多的

2582
01:45:40,366 --> 01:45:40,933
在家里面

2583
01:45:40,933 --> 01:45:43,899
会不会什么地方生了他们的苍蝇宝宝

2584
01:45:43,900 --> 01:45:46,133
等到春暖花开的时候又孵化出来

2585
01:45:46,133 --> 01:45:48,366
家里面又又出现一大堆苍蝇了

2586
01:45:49,266 --> 01:45:51,399
这样的话开冷气会不会有用

2587
01:45:51,600 --> 01:45:55,066
什么伤离一千自损八百的方式啊

2588
01:45:55,066 --> 01:45:57,599
开冷气首先伤害电费

2589
01:45:57,600 --> 01:45:58,566
伤害钱包

2590
01:45:58,566 --> 01:46:00,533
然后伤害我们的健康

2591
01:46:02,533 --> 01:46:04,699
正是到春寒的时候呢

2592
01:46:04,900 --> 01:46:06,900
开冷气太叛逆了

2593
01:46:09,533 --> 01:46:12,133
加拿大一到夏天什么虫子都看不见

2594
01:46:12,133 --> 01:46:14,466
真的吗真的吗

2595
01:46:14,466 --> 01:46:16,266
从合租的DLC来的

2596
01:46:16,266 --> 01:46:17,899
居然有人没看过本体

2597
01:46:17,900 --> 01:46:19,966
然后单独被推荐到DLC了

2598
01:46:19,966 --> 01:46:21,266
还是蛮意外的

2599
01:46:22,000 --> 01:46:25,300
我以为都是看过本体之后去看DLC的

2600
01:46:26,166 --> 01:46:28,966
你可以在室内穿棉衣不要

2601
01:46:30,933 --> 01:46:32,866
主要是不想穿袜子

2602
01:46:32,866 --> 01:46:33,599
你知道吧

2603
01:46:33,600 --> 01:46:35,100
不想穿袜子

2604
01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:37,000
俗话说得好

2605
01:46:37,066 --> 01:46:39,166
这个离心脏最远的地方

2606
01:46:39,166 --> 01:46:42,199
就是人体的这个腿和脚啊

2607
01:46:42,733 --> 01:46:46,666
如果说这个人类灵感的延伸

2608
01:46:46,666 --> 01:46:48,733
然后被这个布料裹住的话

2609
01:46:48,733 --> 01:46:49,533
你的脑子

2610
01:46:49,533 --> 01:46:50,766
就会有一部分

2611
01:46:51,066 --> 01:46:54,066
失去对外探字的这种灵感

2612
01:46:55,300 --> 01:46:56,300
俗话说得好

2613
01:46:56,300 --> 01:46:58,000
就是不想穿袜子

2614
01:46:58,000 --> 01:47:00,133
买地毯这样就不用袜子

2615
01:47:00,133 --> 01:47:01,933
有啊有但是也冷

2616
01:47:02,500 --> 01:47:03,266
有的

2617
01:47:03,266 --> 01:47:05,966
我是被你瑞平的丁老师勾进来的

2618
01:47:05,966 --> 01:47:07,266
你想吃点啥

2619
01:47:07,366 --> 01:47:08,933
现在也不是不能点吧

2620
01:47:08,933 --> 01:47:10,466
主要是看看话题

2621
01:47:10,466 --> 01:47:13,866
有没有那种只要因为主播主播

2622
01:47:14,066 --> 01:47:16,499
主播不能自己上来就带几个

2623
01:47:16,500 --> 01:47:18,566
那种容易吵架的话题

2624
01:47:18,566 --> 01:47:19,766
得是大家问我

2625
01:47:19,766 --> 01:47:21,733
然后我才能够去说啊

2626
01:47:21,733 --> 01:47:22,999
这样的话防止

2627
01:47:23,166 --> 01:47:24,999
防止路过的人骂我

2628
01:47:26,466 --> 01:47:28,066
防止路过的人骂我

2629
01:47:28,066 --> 01:47:29,299
主播的风险回避

2630
01:47:29,300 --> 01:47:30,166
是这样的

2631
01:47:30,166 --> 01:47:31,166
主播的第二期

2632
01:47:31,166 --> 01:47:32,466
一个比一个精彩

2633
01:47:32,466 --> 01:47:33,133
主播

2634
01:47:33,133 --> 01:47:36,299
昨天刚听说泡脚水太热对心脏也不好

2635
01:47:36,300 --> 01:47:37,766
我也看到那个了

2636
01:47:38,466 --> 01:47:40,733
我也看到那个说泡脚水太热

2637
01:47:40,733 --> 01:47:43,399
然后心脏就会不给脚供暖

2638
01:47:43,533 --> 01:47:46,399
就会对心肺功能有影响的

2639
01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:48,133
我当时还想哎呦

2640
01:47:48,166 --> 01:47:50,133
还好我没有用热水泡脚的习惯

2641
01:47:50,133 --> 01:47:52,533
后面一想主播的心肺功能已经烂完了

2642
01:47:52,533 --> 01:47:54,066
主要就是不运动吧

2643
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:56,500
这心肺功能跟热水泡脚

2644
01:47:56,500 --> 01:47:58,100
肯定也就只有个百分之

2645
01:47:58,366 --> 01:47:59,166
怎么说

2646
01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:02,500
心肺功能强弱只有个5%左右

2647
01:48:02,500 --> 01:48:03,966
是有这个影响的

2648
01:48:04,866 --> 01:48:09,599
95%由运动啊什么体质啊之类的来掌握

2649
01:48:09,600 --> 01:48:11,700
主播就95%都烂完了

2650
01:48:11,700 --> 01:48:13,766
5%做好了又有什么用

2651
01:48:17,900 --> 01:48:19,666
玩的什么转移矛盾啊

2652
01:48:19,666 --> 01:48:21,699
不是啊你可不能这么说我啊

2653
01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:25,300
那只是说这个应观众的要求啊

2654
01:48:25,300 --> 01:48:26,000
观众想让

2655
01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:27,300
我说说这个

2656
01:48:27,300 --> 01:48:28,600
那那我就说说这个

2657
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:29,133
那不是我

2658
01:48:29,133 --> 01:48:30,499
我自己去

2659
01:48:30,500 --> 01:48:31,366
呃呃是吧

2660
01:48:31,366 --> 01:48:32,866
哈哈哈啊

2661
01:48:32,866 --> 01:48:34,766
观众想让我说说这个

2662
01:48:34,766 --> 01:48:36,766
那观众老爷想看这个

2663
01:48:36,766 --> 01:48:38,066
我不得不从啊

2664
01:48:38,166 --> 01:48:39,499
是不是啊你们

2665
01:48:39,500 --> 01:48:43,366
你们也得跟主播配合默契点是吧

2666
01:48:48,300 --> 01:48:51,400
你买个仓鼠轮天天在室内锻炼

2667
01:48:55,533 --> 01:48:56,733
会很吵吧

2668
01:49:01,466 --> 01:49:03,099
想买个跑步机

2669
01:49:03,133 --> 01:49:04,066
跑步机这个东西

2670
01:49:04,066 --> 01:49:07,666
就是最典型的懒人的精神安慰剂

2671
01:49:08,666 --> 01:49:10,133
因为不懒的人呢

2672
01:49:10,133 --> 01:49:11,733
出门跑步也能跑

2673
01:49:11,933 --> 01:49:13,933
去健身房他也能去

2674
01:49:14,966 --> 01:49:17,133
假设说平层那种楼房

2675
01:49:17,133 --> 01:49:19,399
不是那种别墅的楼房

2676
01:49:19,866 --> 01:49:22,566
呃平层专门弄个跑步机

2677
01:49:22,566 --> 01:49:26,699
基本上就是夏天搭搭衣服啊

2678
01:49:26,700 --> 01:49:29,933
冬天冬天晾晾被子之类的

2679
01:49:31,100 --> 01:49:32,533
不要问我怎么知道的

2680
01:49:32,533 --> 01:49:34,766
因为我家以前就有一台跑步机啊

2681
01:49:34,766 --> 01:49:36,999
纯粹就是挂衣服的东西了

2682
01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:42,166
买个动平衡跟润滑做的好的仓鼠轮

2683
01:49:44,400 --> 01:49:45,600
挺好的这么一想

2684
01:49:45,600 --> 01:49:47,700
假设说我是一个迷你的人类

2685
01:49:47,700 --> 01:49:49,400
生活在巨人国的话

2686
01:49:49,733 --> 01:49:52,266
那需要的什么生产资料都比较少

2687
01:49:52,266 --> 01:49:57,199
吃饭吃正常人的 1/10的分量就吃饱了

2688
01:49:57,200 --> 01:49:57,966
哈啊

2689
01:49:57,966 --> 01:49:58,999
平常住的话

2690
01:49:59,000 --> 01:50:01,866
也可以弄那种三层宠物别墅

2691
01:50:02,100 --> 01:50:03,700
还自带大院子

2692
01:50:03,700 --> 01:50:05,666
一个房间那么大的这个

2693
01:50:06,333 --> 01:50:07,366
这个空间

2694
01:50:08,133 --> 01:50:09,166
就相当于

2695
01:50:09,166 --> 01:50:12,199
我在人类世界拥有了一个庄园一样

2696
01:50:12,200 --> 01:50:13,000
哎呦

2697
01:50:14,100 --> 01:50:15,366
养一盆小花

2698
01:50:15,366 --> 01:50:17,866
就是我家的这个绿化植物

2699
01:50:19,000 --> 01:50:20,100
各种用品啊

2700
01:50:20,100 --> 01:50:21,400
床啊之类的

2701
01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:23,933
买个小猫小狗的那种小床

2702
01:50:25,166 --> 01:50:25,733
就可以

2703
01:50:25,733 --> 01:50:29,099
足够达成我在500平米的大床上醒来

2704
01:50:29,100 --> 01:50:30,300
这样的视觉效果

2705
01:50:30,300 --> 01:50:32,166
这么想还是蛮幸福的

2706
01:50:33,100 --> 01:50:35,000
但是手机玩不了

2707
01:50:35,000 --> 01:50:36,366
没有适合我玩的

2708
01:50:36,366 --> 01:50:39,466
这个手机尺寸还是挺痛苦的

2709
01:50:40,733 --> 01:50:42,899
但是玩衣从4分到12分

2710
01:50:42,900 --> 01:50:44,100
都不比真人的便宜

2711
01:50:44,100 --> 01:50:45,766
看你要做工多细吧

2712
01:50:45,766 --> 01:50:47,466
厂货其实并不贵

2713
01:50:48,766 --> 01:50:51,066
贵的是多层次

2714
01:50:51,100 --> 01:50:55,200
带花边带褶子要打版的那种衣服

2715
01:50:58,766 --> 01:51:02,133
你可以在跑步机上面走路玩手机

2716
01:51:02,266 --> 01:51:05,566
别提了我们懒人跑步机都不想用

2717
01:51:05,566 --> 01:51:07,599
想用那种智商税的

2718
01:51:07,933 --> 01:51:10,166
有一个震动仪啊还是什么

2719
01:51:10,566 --> 01:51:14,866
他宣称你站在上面跟着抖动

2720
01:51:15,166 --> 01:51:16,333
就可以减脂

2721
01:51:16,333 --> 01:51:18,799
尤其可以减去腿部脂肪啊

2722
01:51:20,800 --> 01:51:24,133
以前这东西在商场里面老有人卖

2723
01:51:24,166 --> 01:51:26,866
我每次路过都会站上去一会

2724
01:51:26,866 --> 01:51:28,499
感觉一下震动啊

2725
01:51:28,500 --> 01:51:30,566
这东西就是纯纯的安慰剂

2726
01:51:31,300 --> 01:51:32,733
苗苗是猫吗

2727
01:51:32,800 --> 01:51:33,600
喵

2728
01:51:34,766 --> 01:51:35,899
什么问题呢

2729
01:51:36,566 --> 01:51:37,699
什么问题呢喵

2730
01:51:39,566 --> 01:51:42,299
半夜发现家里有比你还大的老鼠

2731
01:51:42,300 --> 01:51:45,900
盯着你我们家不会有老鼠的

2732
01:51:45,966 --> 01:51:47,666
怎么会有这种东西呢

2733
01:51:48,133 --> 01:51:51,399
不过家里面忽然出现了很多苍蝇

2734
01:51:52,133 --> 01:51:54,366
如果是在住house的话

2735
01:51:54,366 --> 01:51:56,766
我就会觉得可能是阁楼

2736
01:51:56,766 --> 01:51:59,933
或者是什么地下室哪个地方破了个口

2737
01:52:00,533 --> 01:52:04,733
然后死了小动物在角落里面不知道

2738
01:52:06,766 --> 01:52:08,733
如果家里现在还在住汉的话

2739
01:52:08,733 --> 01:52:12,266
我确实可能觉得是有死老鼠

2740
01:52:12,266 --> 01:52:13,499
之类的东西啊

2741
01:52:13,766 --> 01:52:18,733
但是公寓就这么大点应该不会了啊

2742
01:52:18,733 --> 01:52:20,266
波波罗的牌子

2743
01:52:20,300 --> 01:52:21,500
hello木木坤

2744
01:52:22,133 --> 01:52:24,466
你不是要练心肺功能吗

2745
01:52:24,700 --> 01:52:26,500
心肺功能游泳很好呀

2746
01:52:26,500 --> 01:52:27,666
抖着怎么练啊

2747
01:52:27,666 --> 01:52:28,866
抖着不能练吗

2748
01:52:35,333 --> 01:52:36,699
嗯可是真人不要求

2749
01:52:36,700 --> 01:52:40,733
白色t恤也是十几件布料吧

2750
01:52:40,733 --> 01:52:42,166
布料的问题啊

2751
01:52:42,266 --> 01:52:45,499
真人那个十几件的可能布料不太好

2752
01:52:47,766 --> 01:52:52,699
但娃娃的布料的话十几应该能买到

2753
01:52:52,700 --> 01:52:53,533
蛮不错

2754
01:52:57,766 --> 01:52:59,899
的了

2755
01:53:00,933 --> 01:53:02,566
说不定是强中之鼠

2756
01:53:02,566 --> 01:53:06,666
不要说这种可怕的这个可怕的东西吧

2757
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:08,600
他可怕就可怕

2758
01:53:08,600 --> 01:53:11,000
但确实是有这个可能的

2759
01:53:14,566 --> 01:53:17,199
这边的老鼠啊之类的

2760
01:53:17,366 --> 01:53:19,899
能把这个墙刻出一个洞

2761
01:53:19,900 --> 01:53:21,366
其实我是不怀疑的

2762
01:53:21,366 --> 01:53:23,166
我觉得他们真的可以

2763
01:53:24,200 --> 01:53:26,533
这里就是存钱罐直播间

2764
01:53:27,866 --> 01:53:29,699
我跟b站比命强

2765
01:53:29,966 --> 01:53:32,199
呃不支持未成年存钱

2766
01:53:41,100 --> 01:53:44,733
还有纯情神明粉毛忽略兜兜

2767
01:53:52,933 --> 01:53:55,966
好开心主播收到了好几个发货通知

2768
01:53:55,966 --> 01:53:57,533
耶耶

2769
01:53:57,533 --> 01:53:58,566
一有发货通知

2770
01:53:58,566 --> 01:54:01,166
我就知道有人预定了我的福了

2771
01:54:02,533 --> 01:54:03,333
开心

2772
01:54:03,533 --> 01:54:05,566
summer with overdrive

2773
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:11,366
they'll be tasting the dirt when they fall off their thrones

2774
01:54:11,666 --> 01:54:14,933
we're gonna make a stand at the battle front

2775
01:54:14,933 --> 01:54:16,733
with only our bare hands

2776
01:54:16,733 --> 01:54:18,199
and we'll never run

2777
01:54:18,200 --> 01:54:19,666
they don't understand

2778
01:54:19,733 --> 01:54:20,966
看一下我问一下

2779
01:54:20,966 --> 01:54:23,399
你们都今天什么时候睡呢

2780
01:54:27,500 --> 01:54:28,933
因为我还

2781
01:54:29,266 --> 01:54:31,766
我好不容易把那个设备接上的

2782
01:54:31,766 --> 01:54:33,533
我还想去那什么呢

2783
01:54:34,333 --> 01:54:36,766
我还想去播一下游戏呢

2784
01:54:36,766 --> 01:54:38,533
好不容易接的

2785
01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:41,366
因为我们打卡了两小时

2786
01:54:41,366 --> 01:54:43,299
接着无缝波波游戏

2787
01:54:44,866 --> 01:54:47,366
你今天几点睡啊

2788
01:54:47,866 --> 01:54:50,799
you're my you're my guardian angel

2789
01:54:51,066 --> 01:54:54,199
when we're far behind enemy lines

2790
01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:55,833
and i feel shivers running

2791
01:54:55,900 --> 01:54:57,633
run up my spine

2792
01:54:57,700 --> 01:55:01,200
it's cause i get a rush when i'm fighting for you

2793
01:55:03,133 --> 01:55:08,333
we're gonna make a sin at the battle run with only our hands

2794
01:55:08,333 --> 01:55:09,599
and we'll never run

2795
01:55:09,733 --> 01:55:10,533
they don't know嗯

2796
01:55:10,533 --> 01:55:13,766
嗯啊可耐克

2797
01:55:17,166 --> 01:55:18,166
我可爱吗

2798
01:55:18,566 --> 01:55:20,733
in the face of danger

2799
01:55:20,833 --> 01:55:24,733
i looked into being braver but i just light up

2800
01:55:24,833 --> 01:55:26,833
in the face of danger

2801
01:55:26,900 --> 01:55:29,400
now that you're my Guardian angel

2802
01:55:29,766 --> 01:55:32,633
with that glowing Halo

2803
01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:35,300
you're my Guardian angel

2804
01:55:36,933 --> 01:55:38,233
不错啊

2805
01:55:45,100 --> 01:55:48,333
不对吧可是克罗斯就是这么读的

2806
01:55:51,166 --> 01:55:52,333
等一下我要我要

2807
01:55:52,333 --> 01:55:55,399
给你放克勒斯嘟嘟音的办法

2808
01:55:55,566 --> 01:55:56,899
真的读错了吗

2809
01:56:00,033 --> 01:56:01,966
啊我还有一个小时的时间

2810
01:56:01,966 --> 01:56:03,966
等下我们杂志到两个小时就可以

2811
01:56:03,966 --> 01:56:04,766
那个什么

2812
01:56:04,833 --> 01:56:06,233
可以可以去玩游戏

2813
01:56:06,233 --> 01:56:07,799
哈哈哈

2814
01:56:08,333 --> 01:56:09,133
那

2815
01:56:09,500 --> 01:56:13,600
not good enough to consider

2816
01:56:13,700 --> 01:56:15,300
but i get back on my feet

2817
01:56:15,300 --> 01:56:16,933
like the fighter of my dreams

2818
01:56:16,933 --> 01:56:21,199
cause i really wanna be your guardian angel

2819
01:56:22,933 --> 01:56:24,933
游戏上来了哦

2820
01:56:24,933 --> 01:56:26,299
已经不错了吧

2821
01:56:27,200 --> 01:56:32,000
本来本来都不打算播那么久的是吧

2822
01:56:32,133 --> 01:56:35,699
我们这不相当于什么杂谈也谈了啊

2823
01:56:35,700 --> 01:56:37,233
游戏也打了

2824
01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:39,600
这不是加量不加价

2825
01:56:39,600 --> 01:56:42,533
还不谢谢米颜米尔大人啊

2826
01:56:42,533 --> 01:56:44,766
还说主播游戏上来了

2827
01:56:44,766 --> 01:56:47,999
这不还是想给傲娇耶耶人一个机会吗

2828
01:56:48,000 --> 01:56:49,766
啊好几天没见主播了

2829
01:56:49,766 --> 01:56:51,233
还挺挺想主播的

2830
01:56:51,233 --> 01:56:52,933
多看主播一会吧啊

2831
01:56:52,933 --> 01:56:55,899
多听主播叨叨一会吧是吧

2832
01:56:55,966 --> 01:56:58,166
给你们机会怎么不珍惜啊

2833
01:56:58,500 --> 01:57:01,766
Angel真不懂事

2834
01:57:05,366 --> 01:57:06,966
主播不睡觉了吗

2835
01:57:06,966 --> 01:57:08,233
主播今天起的晚

2836
01:57:11,766 --> 01:57:13,633
今天起的晚啊

2837
01:57:13,633 --> 01:57:18,899
我们还差200分获得40四四四千斤汤水

2838
01:57:20,533 --> 01:57:21,733
他什么时候截止啊

2839
01:57:22,233 --> 01:57:23,299
好好好啊

2840
01:57:23,300 --> 01:57:24,533
是吧主播

2841
01:57:24,533 --> 01:57:25,599
主播真好

2842
01:57:26,300 --> 01:57:28,333
主播都自己都被自己感动了

2843
01:57:28,333 --> 01:57:29,799
听你声音睡觉了

2844
01:57:29,800 --> 01:57:31,300
你怎么也睡觉啊

2845
01:57:32,000 --> 01:57:35,366
还有15分钟200分

2846
01:57:44,100 --> 01:57:45,633
感觉土包的味

2847
01:57:48,400 --> 01:57:49,933
每次用力说话的时候

2848
01:57:49,933 --> 01:57:52,099
就情绪比较激动啊

2849
01:57:52,333 --> 01:57:53,633
然后或者说

2850
01:57:54,433 --> 01:57:55,333
嗯

2851
01:57:57,033 --> 01:58:00,766
就像刚才那样特别快速的杂谈之后

2852
01:58:01,200 --> 01:58:02,200
等到等到

2853
01:58:02,200 --> 01:58:05,933
等到整个人情绪比较平复一点的时候

2854
01:58:07,000 --> 01:58:07,900
反正就

2855
01:58:09,966 --> 01:58:10,966
就会有点

2856
01:58:15,933 --> 01:58:16,733
痛痛的

2857
01:58:19,700 --> 01:58:21,433
怀念黑厅睡觉的日子

2858
01:58:21,433 --> 01:58:25,533
我现在估计晚上时间播没啥人

2859
01:58:25,533 --> 01:58:27,533
看见太激动

2860
01:58:27,533 --> 01:58:29,099
胃不舒服是吧

2861
01:58:30,833 --> 01:58:31,633
嗯

2862
01:58:33,800 --> 01:58:34,833
开始异地

2863
01:58:34,833 --> 01:58:37,799
我不是电子杨薇女儿

2864
01:58:39,100 --> 01:58:41,400
我不是电子养胃女啊

2865
01:58:41,566 --> 01:58:42,999
不要污蔑主播

2866
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:43,966
没有的

2867
01:58:44,933 --> 01:58:45,999
哈喽怀念

2868
01:58:47,600 --> 01:58:48,400
哎

2869
01:58:48,833 --> 01:58:51,999
抱了个紫色肥猫抱枕在喂上面

2870
01:58:52,333 --> 01:58:53,833
以前我也在那边

2871
01:58:53,833 --> 01:58:55,133
我都催着你睡觉

2872
01:58:55,133 --> 01:58:56,399
你现在回去了

2873
01:58:56,733 --> 01:58:58,833
你别再点这种歌了

2874
01:59:08,433 --> 01:59:11,499
到处寻找自己缺失的母爱

2875
01:59:12,100 --> 01:59:14,533
真是可笑又可悲啊

2876
01:59:16,366 --> 01:59:17,366
主播主播

2877
01:59:17,900 --> 01:59:19,566
真不想攻击大家

2878
01:59:20,200 --> 01:59:22,100
me no we are the only thing

2879
01:59:25,033 --> 01:59:28,599
i'm dreaming of

2880
01:59:29,200 --> 01:59:30,366
周六直播吗

2881
01:59:30,366 --> 01:59:33,199
我一般周六周日都会来一天的

2882
01:59:33,200 --> 01:59:35,333
我知道你们一周挺忙的

2883
01:59:35,333 --> 01:59:37,966
哎呦周六周日有空还看不到

2884
01:59:37,966 --> 01:59:38,766
肥猫

2885
01:59:39,400 --> 01:59:40,766
日思夜想

2886
01:59:41,000 --> 01:59:43,133
不是店长能点歌吗

2887
01:59:43,700 --> 01:59:45,200
你要点什么歌呀

2888
01:59:50,166 --> 01:59:53,433
如果不是那种我需要打很多字

2889
01:59:53,433 --> 01:59:54,799
然后我还认不出来

2890
01:59:54,800 --> 01:59:56,000
这是可以写的

2891
01:59:59,300 --> 02:00:01,100
啊这歌能不能点

2892
02:00:01,100 --> 02:00:02,100
择偶标准

2893
02:00:02,100 --> 02:00:04,900
评价标准还是在我手里的

2894
02:00:05,366 --> 02:00:06,499
嗯对吧

2895
02:00:06,633 --> 02:00:08,966
比如说点世上只有妈妈好

2896
02:00:08,966 --> 02:00:12,499
一看就就不怀好意不怀好心

2897
02:00:12,733 --> 02:00:15,133
开始发网络抑症

2898
02:00:15,966 --> 02:00:17,633
能点春日影吗

2899
02:00:17,766 --> 02:00:19,966
为什么要点这春日影啊

2900
02:00:21,233 --> 02:00:23,899
什么时候在我面前演奏春日影

2901
02:00:24,133 --> 02:00:27,099
现在墙上的可爱捏和生命的火

2902
02:00:27,100 --> 02:00:28,433
感谢支持

2903
02:00:29,100 --> 02:00:30,033
谢谢你

2904
02:00:30,766 --> 02:00:33,166
我觉得这可爱捏还挺适合我的

2905
02:00:33,166 --> 02:00:34,733
捏捏脸萌萌的

2906
02:00:40,733 --> 02:00:43,166
飞我不要给自己唱春雨啊

2907
02:00:43,833 --> 02:00:45,233
我还真不会唱

2908
02:00:45,233 --> 02:00:46,966
你别说哈哈哈

2909
02:00:46,966 --> 02:00:48,299
我哼不了

2910
02:00:48,633 --> 02:00:49,766
太难了

2911
02:00:50,933 --> 02:00:51,766
我感觉

2912
02:00:51,833 --> 02:00:55,333
邦德丽的歌真不是一般人能唱的

2913
02:00:57,633 --> 02:01:00,199
跟着云女士听了不少

2914
02:01:00,333 --> 02:01:02,166
反正都都挺难的

2915
02:01:09,000 --> 02:01:09,800
是这个吗

2916
02:01:09,800 --> 02:01:10,933
这个版本吗

2917
02:01:13,400 --> 02:01:18,300
黑黑的天空低垂

2918
02:01:18,700 --> 02:01:23,700
亮亮的繁星相随

2919
02:01:23,933 --> 02:01:28,833
虫儿飞虫儿飞

2920
02:01:28,833 --> 02:01:32,566
你在思念谁

2921
02:01:34,033 --> 02:01:39,133
天上的星星流泪

2922
02:01:39,233 --> 02:01:44,166
地上的玫瑰枯萎

2923
02:01:44,433 --> 02:01:49,566
冷风吹冷风吹

2924
02:01:49,566 --> 02:01:53,199
只要有你陪

2925
02:01:55,100 --> 02:01:56,533
哦原来是这首歌

2926
02:01:59,333 --> 02:02:01,166
我都不知道我会唱这首歌

2927
02:02:02,700 --> 02:02:03,300
所以你们

2928
02:02:03,300 --> 02:02:06,733
你们点歌其实经常能点到一些隐藏款

2929
02:02:06,733 --> 02:02:07,533
哎

2930
02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:11,833
原来这是妈妈给唱的歌吗

2931
02:02:11,833 --> 02:02:14,199
我妈妈从来没给我唱过这首歌哎

2932
02:02:17,033 --> 02:02:19,133
他好像跟我小姨两个人

2933
02:02:19,133 --> 02:02:22,199
自己编了一套一套儿歌给我唱

2934
02:02:22,933 --> 02:02:26,699
就没有在市面上听过那个他们唱的歌

2935
02:02:27,300 --> 02:02:28,100
儿飞

2936
02:02:29,233 --> 02:02:30,699
花儿睡

2937
02:02:31,500 --> 02:02:33,166
一双又一对

2938
02:02:33,166 --> 02:02:35,366
我感觉这首歌还挺悲伤的

2939
02:02:35,366 --> 02:02:38,333
听这个真的能哄睡觉

2940
02:02:38,333 --> 02:02:39,833
能能睡着吗

2941
02:02:40,966 --> 02:02:43,966
啊谢谢小红续费的店长捏

2942
02:02:44,166 --> 02:02:45,499
感谢支持

2943
02:02:45,500 --> 02:02:47,000
或者你爱你个多

2944
02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:48,766
谢谢你关注我的冰可乐

2945
02:02:48,766 --> 02:02:51,299
小红的店长天呐

2946
02:02:53,200 --> 02:02:53,933
节日快乐

2947
02:02:53,933 --> 02:02:55,099
哈哈

2948
02:02:56,000 --> 02:02:58,833
有没有跟自己三次元现实的妈妈说

2949
02:02:58,833 --> 02:02:59,966
节日快乐啊

2950
02:02:59,966 --> 02:03:01,799
有没有买花什么的

2951
02:03:01,933 --> 02:03:03,133
但是妇女节

2952
02:03:03,133 --> 02:03:04,533
或者说母亲节

2953
02:03:05,333 --> 02:03:07,366
也不是只有那一天要过吧

2954
02:03:07,366 --> 02:03:09,799
平常的时候也要多照顾照顾

2955
02:03:12,166 --> 02:03:12,766
好吃喵

2956
02:03:12,766 --> 02:03:13,999
奥利给喵

2957
02:03:14,300 --> 02:03:14,966
我想起来

2958
02:03:14,966 --> 02:03:17,766
你是传说中的米颜米娅的歌粉

2959
02:03:24,700 --> 02:03:27,000
我这以前好像我唱歌的时候

2960
02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:28,233
小红就会送我

2961
02:03:28,233 --> 02:03:29,033
送我点东西

2962
02:03:29,033 --> 02:03:30,133
还有小天使

2963
02:03:30,800 --> 02:03:31,733
现实妈妈

2964
02:03:31,733 --> 02:03:32,933
主播是虚拟妈妈吗

2965
02:03:32,933 --> 02:03:35,299
主播哪知道虚拟你们

2966
02:03:35,300 --> 02:03:37,800
你们有太多虚拟妈妈了

2967
02:03:37,800 --> 02:03:39,500
不是我有别人吧

2968
02:03:39,733 --> 02:03:41,699
虽然我不想当你们虚拟妈妈

2969
02:03:41,700 --> 02:03:44,200
但是总会有人是你们的虚拟妈妈

2970
02:03:45,000 --> 02:03:45,800
我知道

2971
02:03:55,933 --> 02:03:57,633
小雨我唱不了

2972
02:03:57,633 --> 02:03:59,733
但是我挺喜欢那首歌

2973
02:04:01,600 --> 02:04:03,533
你说黄龄的那个是吗

2974
02:04:05,000 --> 02:04:06,766
这这个太难了

2975
02:04:08,533 --> 02:04:09,799
真的好难啊

2976
02:04:11,033 --> 02:04:12,599
夏夜低沉的雨

2977
02:04:12,600 --> 02:04:14,600
雾里顽石更迭一起

2978
02:04:14,600 --> 02:04:16,333
马路口声的和平

2979
02:04:16,333 --> 02:04:18,499
摇曳着一双安静

2980
02:04:18,600 --> 02:04:20,400
窗帘它揉碎了灯

2981
02:04:20,400 --> 02:04:22,133
萦绕不灭的心意

2982
02:04:22,133 --> 02:04:23,933
而你微笑沉默如谜

2983
02:04:23,933 --> 02:04:25,833
这一刻最难以

2984
02:04:26,000 --> 02:04:27,933
微风悄悄拨弄思绪

2985
02:04:27,933 --> 02:04:29,499
想哭窃窃低语

2986
02:04:29,500 --> 02:04:31,133
河水洗掉了踪影

2987
02:04:31,133 --> 02:04:32,733
回忆都成了风

2988
02:04:34,633 --> 02:04:35,633
这首歌真的

2989
02:04:35,633 --> 02:04:36,933
我觉得谁能唱这

2990
02:04:36,933 --> 02:04:40,133
这水平真是宗师级啊

2991
02:04:41,433 --> 02:04:44,499
点一滴淅淅沥沥一句又一句

2992
02:04:44,500 --> 02:04:48,366
年轮刻下的伏笔是我们的秘密

2993
02:04:48,633 --> 02:04:51,933
一句一句断断续续是什么结局

2994
02:04:51,933 --> 02:04:55,199
等待传来的回音留在梦里

2995
02:04:55,200 --> 02:04:58,566
偶尔铃声灵隐若你哭泣

2996
02:04:59,033 --> 02:05:02,199
浸透时间给寂寞侵袭

2997
02:05:02,766 --> 02:05:05,533
发不出声音潜入海

2998
02:05:05,700 --> 02:05:09,566
这个声音的连续程度跟着转音啊

2999
02:05:09,566 --> 02:05:10,599
我一度以为

3000
02:05:10,600 --> 02:05:13,200
这个是什么录音棚限定的歌

3001
02:05:13,733 --> 02:05:16,366
就我第一次听这个我觉得根本不是人

3002
02:05:16,733 --> 02:05:17,633
根本不是

3003
02:05:17,633 --> 02:05:19,599
不是不是人能唱的

3004
02:05:22,733 --> 02:05:24,833
然后我就去找了现场版

3005
02:05:26,366 --> 02:05:28,533
我说现场能唱这个的

3006
02:05:28,533 --> 02:05:31,399
真的在我看来就是宗师级嘛

3007
02:05:32,433 --> 02:05:33,933
主播又不懂唱歌

3008
02:05:34,133 --> 02:05:35,899
而且能唱出来这种

3009
02:05:37,433 --> 02:05:39,999
细节的我觉得还是蛮难的吧

3010
02:05:40,133 --> 02:05:44,499
谢谢杜毛提拉等星途盲盒的闪闪c位

3011
02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:46,166
幻境

3012
02:05:46,166 --> 02:05:49,566
这里它揉碎了灯映入不灭的心底

3013
02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:53,433
而你的笑容我沉迷这一刻最难移

3014
02:05:53,966 --> 02:05:55,699
一点一滴淅淅沥沥

3015
02:05:55,700 --> 02:05:57,133
一句又一句

3016
02:05:57,133 --> 02:06:00,799
你们刻下的伏笔是我们的秘密

3017
02:06:01,400 --> 02:06:01,933
一句一

3018
02:06:01,933 --> 02:06:05,033
我停播之前那个时候就在听这首歌了

3019
02:06:05,033 --> 02:06:06,333
我到现在都唱不了

3020
02:06:08,133 --> 02:06:12,033
所以说菜就多练其实是不成立的

3021
02:06:13,900 --> 02:06:16,500
人都跟我说想报声乐班

3022
02:06:16,500 --> 02:06:17,800
想学声乐课

3023
02:06:18,433 --> 02:06:21,633
然后我说确实应该确实应该

3024
02:06:21,633 --> 02:06:22,433
想唱歌的话

3025
02:06:22,433 --> 02:06:25,633
应该应该找一些系统的教育

3026
02:06:25,633 --> 02:06:29,366
因为像主播这样直播了一年多啊

3027
02:06:29,366 --> 02:06:30,566
歌也没少唱

3028
02:06:30,600 --> 02:06:32,400
水平呢纹丝不动

3029
02:06:32,433 --> 02:06:34,199
甚至偶有退步的情况

3030
02:06:34,200 --> 02:06:35,366
哈哈哈

3031
02:06:35,433 --> 02:06:37,799
所以说明菜就多练

3032
02:06:37,900 --> 02:06:40,233
好像也没什么作用啊

3033
02:06:44,366 --> 02:06:46,399
主播上过声乐课吗

3034
02:06:46,533 --> 02:06:47,733
主播没有

3035
02:06:49,633 --> 02:06:53,366
主播这水平上过学声乐课

3036
02:06:53,366 --> 02:06:55,633
谁在毕业的时候都说求求你

3037
02:06:55,633 --> 02:06:58,633
不求你在音乐界功成名就

3038
02:06:58,633 --> 02:07:00,433
只求你以后被人家问的时候

3039
02:07:00,433 --> 02:07:02,899
千万不要说出师傅我的名字

3040
02:07:03,533 --> 02:07:04,333
对吧

3041
02:07:07,100 --> 02:07:10,333
曲曲断断续续是什么结局

3042
02:07:10,333 --> 02:07:14,333
等待传来的回音留在梦里

3043
02:07:15,000 --> 02:07:19,333
忽而雷声隐隐如你哭泣

3044
02:07:19,800 --> 02:07:23,566
浸泡时间里寂寞侵袭

3045
02:07:24,566 --> 02:07:28,133
发不出声音吞入海底

3046
02:07:28,633 --> 02:07:34,099
所有的思念变成眼睛滴滴答滴滴答

3047
02:07:35,766 --> 02:07:36,566
主播主播

3048
02:07:36,566 --> 02:07:39,766
就算不跟伴奏也只能唱成这样

3049
02:07:40,133 --> 02:07:41,966
还是不是那个味啊

3050
02:07:41,966 --> 02:07:42,966
大火老师是吧

3051
02:07:42,966 --> 02:07:43,966
大火老师

3052
02:07:44,000 --> 02:07:45,900
师傅就是一种竞称啊

3053
02:07:45,900 --> 02:07:46,633
这不是

3054
02:07:46,633 --> 02:07:49,766
这不说明他真正的教我唱歌了

3055
02:07:49,766 --> 02:07:51,633
因为我真的不会

3056
02:07:53,300 --> 02:07:54,100
啊

3057
02:07:56,400 --> 02:07:57,766
我不想听对口型的

3058
02:07:57,766 --> 02:07:59,399
这个不好听

3059
02:08:02,733 --> 02:08:05,333
还有点有一点点舍不得

3060
02:08:05,333 --> 02:08:07,499
我们今天这个杂谈时间啊

3061
02:08:07,700 --> 02:08:08,500
嗯

3062
02:08:09,100 --> 02:08:11,966
很少有怎么说状态挺好

3063
02:08:11,966 --> 02:08:13,166
挺轻盈的

3064
02:08:14,733 --> 02:08:16,999
今天还挺轻盈的是吧

3065
02:08:17,133 --> 02:08:21,366
my team i'm not so yes i'm blue guy

3066
02:08:27,100 --> 02:08:28,166
不多就加班吧

3067
02:08:28,166 --> 02:08:29,799
本来我们也要加班的

3068
02:08:29,800 --> 02:08:31,333
只是这个加班时间

3069
02:08:31,966 --> 02:08:34,199
来看看做什么而已啦

3070
02:08:36,800 --> 02:08:39,700
无法识别我哇

3071
02:08:39,700 --> 02:08:41,933
嗨我电脑不认识我了

3072
02:08:41,933 --> 02:08:42,766
完蛋了

3073
02:08:47,500 --> 02:08:48,300
我

3074
02:08:53,966 --> 02:08:55,566
们就再聊一小会

3075
02:08:55,566 --> 02:08:58,299
然后我们开始玩一下明日方舟吧

3076
02:08:59,566 --> 02:09:00,366
好吧

3077
02:09:12,133 --> 02:09:14,299
it's a wonderful

3078
02:09:20,300 --> 02:09:24,166
sun

3079
02:09:30,600 --> 02:09:31,900
主播抽的卡抽了吗

3080
02:09:31,900 --> 02:09:33,033
我抽了 35

3081
02:09:33,033 --> 02:09:33,966
抽出限定

3082
02:09:34,600 --> 02:09:37,700
给大家推荐这首歌哎

3083
02:09:37,700 --> 02:09:39,566
我把歌名打在评论区吧

3084
02:09:39,933 --> 02:09:41,966
有人喜欢的话可以找一下

3085
02:09:54,366 --> 02:09:57,766
so tired of saying you are something i can't

3086
02:09:58,300 --> 02:10:01,733
can't say sugar not for me oh oh my god

3087
02:10:02,000 --> 02:10:05,800
do you never do what you need to know baby

3088
02:10:08,533 --> 02:10:10,333
师啊我是绵绵啊

3089
02:10:11,500 --> 02:10:14,733
最后在我们杂谈谈结束之前

3090
02:10:14,733 --> 02:10:16,966
再宣传一下本产品

3091
02:10:17,300 --> 02:10:18,000
本本

3092
02:10:18,000 --> 02:10:21,833
右侧产品已加入肥猫魔法工坊甄选

3093
02:10:23,633 --> 02:10:25,366
有什么对他的疑惑

3094
02:10:25,433 --> 02:10:27,766
请联系连连我

3095
02:10:28,633 --> 02:10:29,433
嗯

3096
02:10:29,600 --> 02:10:32,966
正在为预定量100而努力着

3097
02:10:35,733 --> 02:10:50,933
kayo kakakakakakakaka

3098
02:11:00,300 --> 02:11:01,966
几月放暑假呀

3099
02:11:03,400 --> 02:11:04,200
4月吗

3100
02:11:05,333 --> 02:11:06,166
4月放暑假

3101
02:11:06,166 --> 02:11:07,299
真不一定啊

3102
02:11:16,566 --> 02:11:18,533
6月 那应该可以

3103
02:11:23,966 --> 02:11:24,899
主播画的饼

3104
02:11:24,900 --> 02:11:26,166
圆圆又大大

3105
02:11:26,300 --> 02:11:28,300
终于画出来了

3106
02:11:33,566 --> 02:11:49,099
so baby sing titacita

3107
02:11:53,633 --> 02:12:11,833
啦啦啦啦啦啦

3108
02:12:14,933 --> 02:12:15,733
嗨

3109
02:12:17,633 --> 02:12:20,899
好我们今天的杂谈谈到此结束

3110
02:12:21,133 --> 02:12:23,333
开始我的奥特奈斯世界

3111
02:12:23,633 --> 02:12:27,599
青春梦游啊梦里水月镜花一

3112
02:12:32,533 --> 02:12:33,299
主播主播

3113
02:12:33,300 --> 02:12:36,233
你的你的你的

3114
02:12:36,233 --> 02:12:37,033
这个

3115
02:12:39,166 --> 02:12:41,966
哎呀要不然的话我白接线了

3116
02:12:41,966 --> 02:12:43,999
我白当特工接线了

3117
02:12:47,000 --> 02:12:47,800
怎么啦

3118
02:12:48,400 --> 02:12:51,400
今天本来本来是要来播点什么的

3119
02:12:51,400 --> 02:12:53,366
本来就是来要来播点

3120
02:12:54,733 --> 02:12:56,433
不点游戏时间的

3121
02:12:57,966 --> 02:12:59,033
你的我的

3122
02:12:59,033 --> 02:13:01,433
Palo启动啊

3123
02:13:03,100 --> 02:13:03,900
哇

3124
02:13:06,200 --> 02:13:08,400
我知道我知道你喜欢我

3125
02:13:08,400 --> 02:13:10,000
美草不用说了

3126
02:13:12,633 --> 02:13:13,966
我知道你喜欢我

3127
02:13:19,600 --> 02:13:21,100
原神十周年的时候啊

3128
02:13:21,100 --> 02:13:23,033
到时候我播CV初见原神

3129
02:13:23,033 --> 02:13:23,833
好吧

3130
02:13:24,300 --> 02:13:27,433
原神十周年的时候我再播CV初见原神

3131
02:13:27,633 --> 02:13:28,799
没什么问题吧

3132
02:13:43,133 --> 02:13:44,233
不是刷图案

3133
02:13:44,233 --> 02:13:44,899
主要是

3134
02:13:44,900 --> 02:13:48,166
我把那个彩虹六号围攻这个联动

3135
02:13:50,033 --> 02:13:52,566
我把彩六联动留到直播完了

3136
02:13:52,566 --> 02:13:55,366
我再不玩的话彩六联动都要过去了

3137
02:13:57,166 --> 02:13:57,966
我

3138
02:13:59,700 --> 02:14:01,133
知道你们喜欢我了

3139
02:14:01,133 --> 02:14:04,099
每天的信赖语音就是我喜欢你

3140
02:14:04,100 --> 02:14:05,200
我喜欢你

3141
02:14:05,200 --> 02:14:07,000
我也喜欢你

3142
02:14:07,000 --> 02:14:09,000
我们都喜欢你啊

3143
02:14:10,233 --> 02:14:11,033
哎

3144
02:14:11,933 --> 02:14:12,633
知道知道

3145
02:14:12,633 --> 02:14:13,766
你们喜欢我

3146
02:14:16,233 --> 02:14:18,033
你就怕我迟钝好吧

3147
02:14:19,600 --> 02:14:21,833
我玩游戏你也玩游戏啊

3148
02:14:23,533 --> 02:14:25,999
这何尝不是一种游戏的联动

3149
02:14:26,033 --> 02:14:27,833
真是联联又动动啊

3150
02:14:28,633 --> 02:14:30,533
接到上班的电话啊

3151
02:14:32,900 --> 02:14:34,366
你怎么是自己去当帕鲁啊

3152
02:14:34,366 --> 02:14:36,733
我以为你是自己去玩帕鲁呢

3153
02:14:37,366 --> 02:14:39,233
还是别当帕鲁了吧

3154
02:14:39,233 --> 02:14:40,366
周末当帕鲁

3155
02:14:40,366 --> 02:14:41,966
这种死鸭蛋哟

3156
02:14:50,200 --> 02:14:53,400
啊我要放那个克罗斯的

3157
02:14:54,833 --> 02:14:55,933
那个

3158
02:14:59,166 --> 02:15:03,433
自从我之前加了一波别人的好友之后

3159
02:15:03,433 --> 02:15:05,599
我的线索再也没去过

3160
02:15:06,400 --> 02:15:07,333
尤其是老夏

3161
02:15:07,333 --> 02:15:09,799
一直会把线索全塞给我

3162
02:15:09,966 --> 02:15:11,699
不管是一还是7

3163
02:15:13,433 --> 02:15:16,733
我每次我不知道我不知道就每次

3164
02:15:16,733 --> 02:15:18,699
每次都哎好多

3165
02:15:19,000 --> 02:15:20,700
而且也不光是老夏

3166
02:15:20,700 --> 02:15:23,300
还有好多人都会塞给我线索

3167
02:15:23,366 --> 02:15:24,599
谢谢大家

3168
02:15:27,100 --> 02:15:29,633
为什么方舟组那个I6联动很简单啊

3169
02:15:29,633 --> 02:15:31,299
因为明日方舟制作人

3170
02:15:31,300 --> 02:15:33,733
海猫陆合物喜欢玩材料吧

3171
02:15:34,933 --> 02:15:35,733
你在干嘛

3172
02:15:35,733 --> 02:15:36,999
我在打游戏

3173
02:15:41,100 --> 02:15:41,600
这些人

3174
02:15:41,600 --> 02:15:45,000
一直为了灭灭的线索操碎了心啊

3175
02:15:46,366 --> 02:15:47,733
啊你看多年

3176
02:15:50,833 --> 02:15:52,999
再给大家看一下我现在的蹦迪

3177
02:15:54,966 --> 02:15:55,933
还是挺好的

3178
02:15:55,933 --> 02:15:57,766
你看两个黄毛啊

3179
02:15:57,766 --> 02:16:00,899
这个山还有黄

3180
02:16:01,366 --> 02:16:05,399
其次你演4个挂机的哦

3181
02:16:05,400 --> 02:16:06,333
深海盾

3182
02:16:07,233 --> 02:16:08,399
红帝蓝帝

3183
02:16:08,533 --> 02:16:09,633
还有歌帝

3184
02:16:10,633 --> 02:16:12,833
还有归沙安泽拉

3185
02:16:12,833 --> 02:16:14,533
一应俱全啊

3186
02:16:14,533 --> 02:16:15,633
这个新时代

3187
02:16:15,633 --> 02:16:16,533
两个大举

3188
02:16:16,533 --> 02:16:17,733
霆锋来一

3189
02:16:18,366 --> 02:16:20,133
还有最强之盾

3190
02:16:20,233 --> 02:16:21,233
大年老师

3191
02:16:21,233 --> 02:16:22,366
大鼠老师

3192
02:16:22,366 --> 02:16:23,366
还有重月

3193
02:16:23,366 --> 02:16:26,566
加上呃他们没用的

3194
02:16:26,566 --> 02:16:29,333
妹妹西啊西去哪了

3195
02:16:30,933 --> 02:16:34,699
呃西带镇可以组成了4岁队啊

3196
02:16:34,766 --> 02:16:36,433
没什么问题是吧

3197
02:16:37,800 --> 02:16:40,766
3换成呃希尔特假日威龙城

3198
02:16:40,766 --> 02:16:43,633
我就好我的评价是就缺一个什么

3199
02:16:44,300 --> 02:16:45,333
我就缺一个

3200
02:16:45,333 --> 02:16:46,099
就缺一个

3201
02:16:46,100 --> 02:16:48,166
那个伊内斯

3202
02:16:48,766 --> 02:16:51,533
伊内斯我要你的命啊

3203
02:16:52,000 --> 02:16:54,233
我这号就缺一个伊内斯了

3204
02:16:54,400 --> 02:16:55,633
跟上次一样了

3205
02:16:55,633 --> 02:16:56,899
没什么差别

3206
02:17:00,566 --> 02:17:03,533
目前正在为青二艾拉努力着

3207
02:17:06,366 --> 02:17:07,233
怎么怎么

3208
02:17:07,233 --> 02:17:09,799
59了没什么钱

3209
02:17:09,800 --> 02:17:10,733
也没什么经验

3210
02:17:10,733 --> 02:17:11,766
说的美颜蜜啊

3211
02:17:11,766 --> 02:17:12,566
四爷

3212
02:17:13,200 --> 02:17:16,333
想看一下阿六的那个剧情

3213
02:17:16,333 --> 02:17:17,633
还没看过呢

3214
02:17:18,600 --> 02:17:20,533
你看我这个水晶线型的

3215
02:17:20,800 --> 02:17:23,300
崭新的帅

3216
02:17:23,600 --> 02:17:24,900
你的号只有一个一

3217
02:17:24,900 --> 02:17:26,900
类似普鲁曼呢

3218
02:17:26,900 --> 02:17:28,433
普鲁曼普鲁曼

3219
02:17:30,800 --> 02:17:32,833
我要给你听哪去了

3220
02:17:36,033 --> 02:17:37,166
声音好小啊

3221
02:17:39,200 --> 02:17:41,366
主播的号真穷啊

3222
02:17:42,033 --> 02:17:43,833
你怎么能这么说呢

3223
02:17:45,000 --> 02:17:47,400
怎么了我要给你听那个

3224
02:17:48,900 --> 02:17:51,800
那个啊阿克奈特

3225
02:17:54,100 --> 02:17:56,000
阿克奈特

3226
02:17:58,300 --> 02:17:59,900
不是不是这么读的吗

3227
02:17:59,900 --> 02:18:01,433
你怎么说我读错了

3228
02:18:02,100 --> 02:18:03,500
阿克耐特

3229
02:18:04,033 --> 02:18:05,933
阿克耐特

3230
02:18:17,933 --> 02:18:20,899
楼门并没有何成玉多些怎么了

3231
02:18:22,700 --> 02:18:24,200
哎有什么委屈

3232
02:18:28,400 --> 02:18:30,533
主播的更有情感好吧

3233
02:18:30,533 --> 02:18:32,033
哈哈

3234
02:18:32,100 --> 02:18:33,500
主播更可爱一点

3235
02:18:33,500 --> 02:18:35,533
我知道的我知道

3236
02:18:36,300 --> 02:18:37,966
划开了划开了

3237
02:18:39,000 --> 02:18:40,533
有一个见长礼物到了

3238
02:18:40,533 --> 02:18:42,533
应该是毛茸茸吧唧

3239
02:18:43,733 --> 02:18:44,399
嗯

3240
02:18:44,400 --> 02:18:45,133
是我的吗

3241
02:18:45,133 --> 02:18:45,999
是我的吧

3242
02:18:46,200 --> 02:18:47,766
圆通的话就是我的

3243
02:18:49,100 --> 02:18:50,233
米艾米亚烟神

3244
02:18:50,233 --> 02:18:51,699
行走于地上的礼物

3245
02:18:51,700 --> 02:18:52,533
使者一般来

3246
02:18:52,533 --> 02:18:53,733
说都是圆通啊

3247
02:18:53,733 --> 02:18:55,033
哈哈

3248
02:18:55,033 --> 02:18:56,766
也有可能是别的

3249
02:18:56,766 --> 02:18:58,499
呃要看情况

3250
02:18:58,500 --> 02:19:00,033
大部分时候是圆通

3251
02:19:07,600 --> 02:19:08,600
我还没看这些呢

3252
02:19:08,600 --> 02:19:09,766
这都是啥呀

3253
02:19:11,333 --> 02:19:14,166
作战道具啊

3254
02:19:14,166 --> 02:19:15,299
这是任务板

3255
02:19:15,533 --> 02:19:16,366
这是什么

3256
02:19:17,333 --> 02:19:19,933
这是商店三

3257
02:19:20,333 --> 02:19:22,299
三张三抽10个白马唇

3258
02:19:23,033 --> 02:19:24,899
刺球纳米片

3259
02:19:26,833 --> 02:19:28,699
我有没有人跟我一样

3260
02:19:28,700 --> 02:19:32,333
每次一打活动商店一定先搬龙门币

3261
02:19:32,333 --> 02:19:33,633
然后搬作战记录

3262
02:19:33,633 --> 02:19:35,033
把这三个作战记录都搬完

3263
02:19:35,033 --> 02:19:36,099
搬技巧盖

3264
02:19:37,200 --> 02:19:37,333
哈哈哈

3265
02:19:37,333 --> 02:19:38,833
你不是跟我一样啊

3266
02:19:39,133 --> 02:19:43,766
然后这个搬完这些再看前面都是些啥

3267
02:19:56,966 --> 02:19:58,133
XY没有

3268
02:20:00,533 --> 02:20:02,099
你的号太穷了

3269
02:20:02,100 --> 02:20:03,166
啊怎么了

3270
02:20:03,166 --> 02:20:05,199
我的号不穷吧

3271
02:20:17,133 --> 02:20:19,133
你都是从左往右一个一个买的

3272
02:20:19,133 --> 02:20:20,766
你是强迫症是吧

3273
02:20:20,900 --> 02:20:22,366
你们龙门币用不完

3274
02:20:22,366 --> 02:20:23,699
你们玩太久了

3275
02:20:25,133 --> 02:20:27,833
考虑到磁山二号实验室的特殊性

3276
02:20:27,833 --> 02:20:30,299
我建议从现在混合一起行动

3277
02:20:31,966 --> 02:20:34,133
他们不是说这个角色有节奏吗

3278
02:20:34,133 --> 02:20:36,199
就是艾拉还是双月来着

3279
02:20:36,366 --> 02:20:37,766
哪哪个人是

3280
02:20:37,766 --> 02:20:40,766
这彩六里面是那个彩虹小队的叛徒

3281
02:20:42,133 --> 02:20:43,433
结果报道的时候

3282
02:20:43,600 --> 02:20:45,966
又说他是彩虹小队的人

3283
02:20:46,000 --> 02:20:47,800
有没有也玩彩六的

3284
02:20:47,966 --> 02:20:50,033
有没有人给主播科普一下的

3285
02:20:56,133 --> 02:20:57,899
失踪的灰烬小队

3286
02:20:58,500 --> 02:21:00,933
正好是灰烬小队马上就要来我岛了

3287
02:21:00,933 --> 02:21:01,999
不用失踪了

3288
02:21:11,100 --> 02:21:12,366
我们到了

3289
02:21:12,966 --> 02:21:15,166
我去好帅

3290
02:21:17,033 --> 02:21:20,133
这是明日方舟能能画出来的男性角色

3291
02:21:20,400 --> 02:21:21,700
哦挺帅啊

3292
02:21:22,633 --> 02:21:25,333
这个帅还不是二次元的那种帅啊

3293
02:21:25,333 --> 02:21:26,599
还还挺还挺

3294
02:21:28,133 --> 02:21:29,566
还挺三次元的

3295
02:21:30,133 --> 02:21:32,766
这怎么这俩女的长得就这么二次元

3296
02:21:32,766 --> 02:21:33,633
萌妹呢

3297
02:21:33,633 --> 02:21:36,999
艾拉跟双月他俩长得就就很明日方舟

3298
02:21:37,366 --> 02:21:40,966
那个doctor长得就不太明日方舟哎

3299
02:22:03,100 --> 02:22:03,800
就是他没有

3300
02:22:03,800 --> 02:22:04,966
穿越了吗

3301
02:22:05,133 --> 02:22:07,499
穿越到Aknights的世界吗

3302
02:22:12,566 --> 02:22:16,433
你们的图层你们的笔触有点明显啊

3303
02:22:16,500 --> 02:22:18,033
感觉他俩的立

3304
02:22:18,033 --> 02:22:22,699
绘画师比较感觉像个色草

3305
02:22:22,700 --> 02:22:23,833
是可以说的吗

3306
02:22:23,833 --> 02:22:24,966
像草稿哎

3307
02:22:44,033 --> 02:22:45,099
哈喽尺寸

3308
02:22:50,500 --> 02:22:53,533
这个人的衣服挺繁杂的哦

3309
02:22:53,533 --> 02:22:54,366
好帅

3310
02:22:55,566 --> 02:22:57,499
明日方舟里面这么帅的男人

3311
02:22:57,500 --> 02:22:59,600
肯定到结尾得死两个吧

3312
02:22:59,833 --> 02:23:03,566
我感觉最近这一年都死

3313
02:23:03,566 --> 02:23:05,299
各种各样的男NPC啊

3314
02:23:05,300 --> 02:23:06,533
你们没觉得吗

3315
02:23:06,700 --> 02:23:07,300
明日方舟

3316
02:23:07,300 --> 02:23:09,300
感觉这个剧情里面的男女比例

3317
02:23:09,300 --> 02:23:10,366
还是还是

3318
02:23:10,633 --> 02:23:11,966
还是挺和谐的

3319
02:23:12,133 --> 02:23:13,233
但是一般来说

3320
02:23:13,233 --> 02:23:15,099
出场的比较帅的男的

3321
02:23:15,100 --> 02:23:17,000
要么就当boss打死了

3322
02:23:17,200 --> 02:23:19,033
要么就剧情祭天了

3323
02:23:19,166 --> 02:23:21,166
嘎嘎就就都没了

3324
02:23:22,000 --> 02:23:22,900
这次人挺多

3325
02:23:22,900 --> 02:23:24,366
应该还能活几个吧

3326
02:23:24,533 --> 02:23:26,133
这次每日方舟嗯呐

3327
02:23:27,733 --> 02:23:29,166
忘你亲戚

3328
02:23:32,700 --> 02:23:35,000
来自多索雷斯市政府

3329
02:23:43,966 --> 02:23:45,733
激烈的例会并肩

3330
02:24:01,566 --> 02:24:04,566
感觉这个米沃森还是挺有艺术品味的

3331
02:24:04,566 --> 02:24:07,599
然后这个雷雷那个什么

3332
02:24:07,600 --> 02:24:11,333
他这个作品显然挺不太让人满意的

3333
02:24:20,533 --> 02:24:23,099
毕竟你的艺术总是那么特立独行

3334
02:25:13,900 --> 02:25:15,300
还挺幽默的

3335
02:25:15,366 --> 02:25:18,199
大家大家齐聚一堂还挺热闹哈

3336
02:25:27,833 --> 02:25:29,766
人类落到了这个

3337
02:25:29,766 --> 02:25:32,899
兽耳和兽尾大汉的包围圈之中

3338
02:25:33,600 --> 02:25:34,966
会想些什么呢

3339
02:25:35,633 --> 02:25:37,966
谢谢抖音的18个吉祥符啊

3340
02:25:38,100 --> 02:25:39,300
感谢支持

3341
02:26:02,533 --> 02:26:04,766
兽儿绑架派对哈哈

3342
02:26:06,933 --> 02:26:08,999
哎我感觉我也挺合适的

3343
02:26:09,000 --> 02:26:11,900
我也是兽儿绑架派对的一员哎

3344
02:26:11,900 --> 02:26:14,200
而且我还有比他们都大的尾巴

3345
02:26:15,166 --> 02:26:16,333
刚刚终于抽到AR了

3346
02:26:16,333 --> 02:26:17,499
抽了多少抽啊

3347
02:26:31,533 --> 02:26:33,333
激烈的力会消失

3348
02:26:33,766 --> 02:26:34,733
没有光环

3349
02:26:34,733 --> 02:26:37,233
不是萨克塔也不是黑钢的

3350
02:26:37,300 --> 02:26:40,300
70抽这群笨蛋

3351
02:26:40,300 --> 02:26:41,933
因为枪械看起来拉风

3352
02:26:41,933 --> 02:26:42,933
连命都不要了

3353
02:26:42,933 --> 02:26:43,966
应该叫度

3354
02:26:43,966 --> 02:26:47,133
想起来泰拉大陆一般来说不用枪啊

3355
02:26:47,566 --> 02:26:48,966
一般来说不用枪

3356
02:26:49,000 --> 02:26:51,500
用枪会折损寿命来着

3357
02:27:00,133 --> 02:27:01,899
怎么还有例会特写

3358
02:27:08,933 --> 02:27:09,999
好难蹦啊

3359
02:27:24,133 --> 02:27:24,333
说实话

3360
02:27:24,333 --> 02:27:26,433
我觉得每日发售这个剧情演出

3361
02:27:26,433 --> 02:27:27,833
就是感觉

3362
02:27:27,833 --> 02:27:28,566
对于对于

3363
02:27:28,566 --> 02:27:30,899
怎么说对于负责制作动效的人来说

3364
02:27:30,900 --> 02:27:31,900
其实也挺难的

3365
02:27:31,900 --> 02:27:33,000
也没有任何徒弟

3366
02:27:33,000 --> 02:27:34,633
只有一张图

3367
02:27:34,833 --> 02:27:37,433
然后让这张图放大缩小

3368
02:27:37,433 --> 02:27:38,766
抖动见影

3369
02:27:38,766 --> 02:27:40,533
消失震荡

3370
02:27:42,433 --> 02:27:44,399
还是还是挺辛苦的

3371
02:27:44,566 --> 02:27:47,699
哈喽啊惊喜哦

3372
02:27:48,200 --> 02:27:49,533
你怎么来这么晚啊

3373
02:27:57,500 --> 02:27:59,800
啊还有激烈的半透明白雾

3374
02:28:10,300 --> 02:28:11,600
嗯是啊

3375
02:28:49,633 --> 02:28:52,199
这个雷鸣地雷是要3技能吗

3376
02:29:13,833 --> 02:29:15,966
你们固然没有刻意瞄准要害

3377
02:29:15,966 --> 02:29:17,499
但这些人皮糙肉厚的

3378
02:29:17,500 --> 02:29:19,833
也的确有些超乎常识

3379
02:29:22,900 --> 02:29:24,100
人头上的兽耳

3380
02:29:24,100 --> 02:29:25,933
仔细看可以看到血管

3381
02:29:26,333 --> 02:29:27,033
啊

3382
02:29:27,033 --> 02:29:27,833
什么

3383
02:29:38,633 --> 02:29:39,433
哦

3384
02:29:39,933 --> 02:29:41,299
这居然有例会

3385
02:29:41,333 --> 02:29:42,899
哦这居然有CD

3386
02:29:42,933 --> 02:29:44,099
还挺好的

3387
02:29:54,366 --> 02:29:55,533
马尔代夫

3388
02:29:57,566 --> 02:29:59,233
确实像个专门供人旅游

3389
02:29:59,233 --> 02:30:00,033
度

3390
02:30:02,233 --> 02:30:05,433
重生之第一穿越异世界

3391
02:30:19,733 --> 02:30:22,166
请问多索雷斯属于哪个国家

3392
02:30:22,633 --> 02:30:24,399
玻利瓦尔是什么地方

3393
02:30:24,500 --> 02:30:25,766
是玻利维亚吗

3394
02:30:45,766 --> 02:30:47,099
双月这个表情

3395
02:30:47,433 --> 02:30:48,899
眼睛睁的好大

3396
02:30:56,333 --> 02:30:56,433
啊

3397
02:30:56,433 --> 02:30:59,566
我都忘了我们泰拉大陆有两轮月亮了

3398
02:31:00,366 --> 02:31:00,999
一般来说

3399
02:31:01,000 --> 02:31:03,566
有两轮月亮的这个玄幻世界的设定

3400
02:31:03,566 --> 02:31:05,166
另外一个多出来的月亮

3401
02:31:05,166 --> 02:31:06,433
都会承载着一些东西

3402
02:31:06,433 --> 02:31:09,533
啊哦它好好看啊

3403
02:31:10,200 --> 02:31:12,000
感觉像视觉系地雷妹

3404
02:31:12,000 --> 02:31:14,033
说起来最近主播刷小红书的时候

3405
02:31:14,033 --> 02:31:17,399
有个很很很知名的那个东西

3406
02:31:17,400 --> 02:31:18,366
叫什么来着

3407
02:31:18,700 --> 02:31:22,733
说什么在小红书上面搜什么穿搭学习

3408
02:31:22,833 --> 02:31:25,966
然后还有两个关键词去看

3409
02:31:25,966 --> 02:31:28,533
搜这个关键词出来的第一张图

3410
02:31:28,533 --> 02:31:31,699
就代表着在小红书大数据测算里面

3411
02:31:31,700 --> 02:31:33,200
你对什么东西感兴趣

3412
02:31:33,200 --> 02:31:34,800
你的生活状态是什么样的

3413
02:31:34,900 --> 02:31:35,900
结果我去搜了一下

3414
02:31:35,900 --> 02:31:36,733
那四个关键词

3415
02:31:36,733 --> 02:31:40,933
有三个都是那种超级地雷系的

3416
02:31:41,333 --> 02:31:42,633
就满屏粉色的

3417
02:31:42,633 --> 02:31:44,433
然后妆容比较夸张的

3418
02:31:44,433 --> 02:31:47,333
或者说是地雷系的装饰啊之类的

3419
02:31:47,333 --> 02:31:49,099
我不知道为什么他会

3420
02:31:50,300 --> 02:31:52,700
他会把我判定成地雷型爱好者啊

3421
02:31:52,700 --> 02:31:54,166
就蛮奇怪的吧

3422
02:31:54,733 --> 02:31:57,766
所以我说这个东西感觉还是不太准的

3423
02:31:57,933 --> 02:32:00,033
主播一点也不地雷

3424
02:32:00,300 --> 02:32:01,400
没有的事

3425
02:32:12,800 --> 02:32:14,100
你可以是地雷

3426
02:32:14,100 --> 02:32:16,033
我可以是雷鸣地雷

3427
02:32:19,766 --> 02:32:22,433
双月哦我觉得双月这个机子

3428
02:32:22,433 --> 02:32:23,699
感觉还挺有意思的

3429
02:32:23,700 --> 02:32:24,633
虽然我还没玩

3430
02:32:25,600 --> 02:32:28,433
但是看他们玩感觉还蛮有意思的

3431
02:32:30,100 --> 02:32:31,733
我可以是土豆人

3432
02:32:31,733 --> 02:32:35,433
我可以我可以是敌人哈

3433
02:32:38,800 --> 02:32:40,300
你们穿挺潮啊

3434
02:32:40,766 --> 02:32:41,933
这里视野良好

3435
02:32:41,933 --> 02:32:43,633
可以作为部署地点等等

3436
02:32:46,633 --> 02:32:47,633
这里的敌人

3437
02:32:47,633 --> 02:32:50,533
会对处于同一直线方向上的我方干员

3438
02:32:50,533 --> 02:32:51,799
发动直击

3439
02:32:53,233 --> 02:32:53,599
哎

3440
02:32:53,600 --> 02:32:54,500
杰西卡

3441
02:32:55,500 --> 02:32:59,566
抱歉看来我身上的装甲还是不够厚

3442
02:32:59,633 --> 02:33:00,833
再多穿点

3443
02:33:01,300 --> 02:33:02,933
要避免遭受直击

3444
02:33:02,933 --> 02:33:05,366
我们可以站在风阻物后方

3445
02:33:05,366 --> 02:33:07,966
风阻物会阻隔敌人的视线

3446
02:33:08,400 --> 02:33:08,733
当然

3447
02:33:08,733 --> 02:33:11,733
也可以在敌人视线内部署我方干员

3448
02:33:11,733 --> 02:33:13,499
吸引敌人的直击火力

3449
02:33:28,733 --> 02:33:30,966
哎可惜我不是DJ

3450
02:33:31,800 --> 02:33:33,133
如果我是DJ

3451
02:33:33,300 --> 02:33:34,733
你会爱我吗

3452
02:33:36,900 --> 02:33:38,433
敌人发现杰西卡了

3453
02:33:38,433 --> 02:33:41,133
刚才射坠的无人机带有侦查功能

3454
02:33:41,133 --> 02:33:44,133
在坠毁时使附近的我方暴露位置

3455
02:33:44,966 --> 02:33:47,233
这怎么连坠机都有作用啊卧槽

3456
02:33:49,966 --> 02:33:51,233
比老大还有用

3457
02:33:55,100 --> 02:33:57,966
暴露中的我方受到的伤害还会提升

3458
02:33:57,966 --> 02:34:00,433
什么什么什么鬼

3459
02:34:13,900 --> 02:34:17,100
各位各自寻找风族进入战斗位置

3460
02:34:24,300 --> 02:34:25,733
这个是什么触发

3461
02:34:25,733 --> 02:34:29,166
使使所有目标停顿并且获得

3462
02:34:29,300 --> 02:34:30,600
这部署不了啊

3463
02:34:33,233 --> 02:34:34,033
放哪

3464
02:34:35,433 --> 02:34:36,566
哦放这吧

3465
02:34:39,300 --> 02:34:40,000
他还挺帅

3466
02:34:40,000 --> 02:34:41,233
还会变色哎

3467
02:34:43,133 --> 02:34:44,933
双月呢双月在哪

3468
02:34:51,700 --> 02:34:54,500
朝正前方发射一枚金属子弹

3469
02:34:56,033 --> 02:34:57,799
哇 750的治疗

3470
02:34:58,233 --> 02:34:59,299
好大的奶

3471
02:35:03,900 --> 02:35:05,733
不也没用过DLC吗

3472
02:35:06,700 --> 02:35:09,600
我用过你怎么能哎

3473
02:35:13,333 --> 02:35:15,766
他怎么直接炸了都没人采呢

3474
02:35:17,100 --> 02:35:19,166
哦他这个是直接炸了的

3475
02:35:19,166 --> 02:35:19,966
还挺酷

3476
02:35:21,100 --> 02:35:24,400
陷阱触发时攻击中有40发子弹

3477
02:35:24,400 --> 02:35:25,766
打完后技能结束

3478
02:35:35,500 --> 02:35:36,600
呃然后呢

3479
02:35:37,100 --> 02:35:38,333
不是这怎么办

3480
02:35:39,900 --> 02:35:40,900
现在只能等

3481
02:35:40,900 --> 02:35:43,300
龟龟妈妈把这俩人敲死是吗

3482
02:35:43,600 --> 02:35:45,900
爱拉的人是3*3的范围

3483
02:35:47,100 --> 02:35:48,600
打完后技能结束了

3484
02:35:48,600 --> 02:35:50,200
获得两个陷阱了

3485
02:35:52,833 --> 02:35:54,133
啊他是这样的

3486
02:35:54,133 --> 02:35:55,533
这一圈是吧

3487
02:35:57,400 --> 02:35:58,500
还挺帅的

3488
02:35:58,500 --> 02:35:59,366
再放一个看看

3489
02:36:05,566 --> 02:36:06,599
炸药射出后

3490
02:36:06,600 --> 02:36:10,400
在高地附近的可通行地面上爆炸5次

3491
02:36:11,566 --> 02:36:13,599
每次部署只能释放3次

3492
02:36:14,433 --> 02:36:17,233
无人在意的男性五星气味

3493
02:36:26,000 --> 02:36:30,400
这个导火索感觉是没什么太大用的

3494
02:36:40,966 --> 02:36:42,566
我们应该带点什么呢

3495
02:36:42,600 --> 02:36:44,333
带带带这个吧

3496
02:36:44,566 --> 02:36:47,099
这是主播的百万挂机什么的

3497
02:37:02,733 --> 02:37:03,699
医生还挺厉害

3498
02:37:03,700 --> 02:37:04,966
一枪能拿5,000亿

3499
02:37:04,966 --> 02:37:06,633
出奶量能转化成护盾

3500
02:37:07,400 --> 02:37:08,800
看着还蛮不错的

3501
02:37:11,233 --> 02:37:12,333
马可阿姨

3502
02:37:12,333 --> 02:37:14,199
我想吃马可波罗炒

3503
02:37:23,900 --> 02:37:27,800
你们的情感挺挺变化快捷啊

3504
02:38:38,366 --> 02:38:38,599
泰拉

3505
02:38:38,600 --> 02:38:42,200
大陆人看到疑似穿越者都这么震惊

3506
02:39:02,966 --> 02:39:06,533
啊你们大家能看的看的清吗

3507
02:39:06,533 --> 02:39:08,033
因为我一般看剧情的时候

3508
02:39:08,033 --> 02:39:10,566
阅读速度还还挺快的

3509
02:39:10,966 --> 02:39:12,366
会不会大家看不太清

3510
02:39:12,366 --> 02:39:13,533
我要不要慢一点

3511
02:39:32,933 --> 02:39:36,033
高贵的科班生跟草台班子的

3512
02:40:26,100 --> 02:40:28,200
怎么还有人故意撞他啊

3513
02:40:46,766 --> 02:40:49,733
就觉得媒人方舟的这个男人必须坏的

3514
02:40:49,733 --> 02:40:51,366
都都挺有气质的

3515
02:40:51,366 --> 02:40:53,799
但是怎么做到挺有气质

3516
02:40:53,800 --> 02:40:55,533
挺有精度的同时

3517
02:40:55,700 --> 02:40:56,633
一看他就不

3518
02:40:56,633 --> 02:40:59,766
会不会成为游戏的可抽取角色呢

3519
02:40:59,766 --> 02:41:01,166
这是怎么做到的呢

3520
02:42:15,300 --> 02:42:15,500
怎么

3521
02:42:15,500 --> 02:42:18,833
有人把自己爹的画像挂在艺术馆里

3522
02:42:19,233 --> 02:42:20,366
有点抽象

3523
02:42:55,633 --> 02:42:58,133
终于要进入紧张刺激的作战环节

3524
02:42:58,133 --> 02:43:02,399
了我将展示我的指挥能力怎么

3525
02:43:04,233 --> 02:43:05,399
不让人动啊

3526
02:43:09,200 --> 02:43:11,233
放上我无敌的深海盾

3527
02:43:26,400 --> 02:43:27,800
多咯大大介意咯

3528
02:43:28,033 --> 02:43:29,399
大佬师妹佩奇哦

3529
02:43:55,366 --> 02:43:58,933
他的这个重击感觉也不是很重啊

3530
02:44:01,733 --> 02:44:02,933
这三连打不动

3531
02:44:02,933 --> 02:44:06,233
二队的游戏结束了

3532
02:44:06,233 --> 02:44:07,699
下游戏结束了

3533
02:44:15,366 --> 02:44:17,233
但是能打得动卓蒂

3534
02:44:21,300 --> 02:44:22,133
翻也

3535
02:44:24,200 --> 02:44:25,033
疼的程度

3536
02:44:25,033 --> 02:44:26,433
也不是很疼吧

3537
02:44:31,200 --> 02:44:32,400
hello皮套女孩

3538
02:44:32,400 --> 02:44:33,333
中毒依赖

3539
02:44:39,633 --> 02:44:42,766
攻击力应该在400左右吧

3540
02:44:54,200 --> 02:44:56,033
快点吧我等的花都谢了

3541
02:45:07,533 --> 02:45:12,099
他不让读下面那个地上有有画那个

3542
02:45:12,933 --> 02:45:14,766
有画花纹的都不能不读

3543
02:45:25,433 --> 02:45:26,433
他们都穿越了

3544
02:45:26,433 --> 02:45:27,233
怎么还在

3545
02:45:27,366 --> 02:45:28,633
还在不是地球的地方

3546
02:45:28,633 --> 02:45:30,099
继续找东西啊

3547
02:45:46,366 --> 02:45:48,833
有人把自己日程表写成这个

3548
02:45:50,400 --> 02:45:51,566
有点抽象

3549
02:46:02,366 --> 02:46:03,166
哇哦

3550
02:46:04,933 --> 02:46:06,333
哈哈哈

3551
02:46:06,766 --> 02:46:07,566
哇哦

3552
02:46:17,700 --> 02:46:19,200
哈为什么不呢

3553
02:46:19,800 --> 02:46:21,333
反正不是我花钱

3554
02:46:30,766 --> 02:46:33,299
我也想来这种海滨城市玩

3555
02:46:45,000 --> 02:46:46,900
经典有水无山啊

3556
02:46:55,633 --> 02:46:57,366
那边的猫儿女郎

3557
02:46:57,600 --> 02:46:59,200
我吗我吗

3558
02:47:02,233 --> 02:47:04,399
磨脚石打错了吧

3559
02:47:04,633 --> 02:47:06,033
是不是角质

3560
02:47:13,200 --> 02:47:14,533
沉默的两人

3561
02:47:32,800 --> 02:47:34,700
哈哈哈哈哈哈

3562
02:47:36,000 --> 02:47:38,700
地球人穿越到玄幻大陆

3563
02:47:44,733 --> 02:47:45,533
huh

3564
02:47:59,333 --> 02:48:01,566
hello超级鲨鱼巨人

3565
02:48:16,600 --> 02:48:19,500
hi that you believe

3566
02:48:27,733 --> 02:48:32,899
就支持传统科班生跟乡村艺术家的

3567
02:48:32,900 --> 02:48:33,700
大家

3568
02:48:48,000 --> 02:48:48,733
嗯

3569
02:48:48,733 --> 02:48:49,533
什么声

3570
02:49:13,133 --> 02:49:13,933
正常来说

3571
02:49:13,933 --> 02:49:17,166
跳伞这么把自己扣解了容易摔死吧

3572
02:50:33,300 --> 02:50:35,233
等下就下播了别急

3573
02:50:50,166 --> 02:50:51,166
怎么不动了

3574
02:50:52,400 --> 02:50:53,900
喂喂喂哦

3575
02:51:23,800 --> 02:51:24,933
成功找到人质

3576
02:51:24,933 --> 02:51:27,533
屋里还有三个傻子在门口等我们

3577
02:51:35,900 --> 02:51:37,766
队友呢队友救一下

3578
02:51:42,166 --> 02:51:43,733
真是让我大开眼

3579
02:51:45,766 --> 02:51:48,966
我们泰拉人打架一向都是靠

3580
02:51:48,966 --> 02:51:50,299
身体素质的

3581
02:51:50,433 --> 02:51:51,233
哎

3582
02:51:58,800 --> 02:52:02,000
这已经是你气走的第32个私人保镖了

3583
02:52:02,100 --> 02:52:04,600
不是我我我能说吗

3584
02:52:04,600 --> 02:52:06,500
我会不会同人女上头啊

3585
02:52:06,500 --> 02:52:08,333
我感觉他们俩有有一股味

3586
02:52:08,333 --> 02:52:09,499
有一股男童味

3587
02:52:11,366 --> 02:52:13,699
你们不觉得他们俩有股男童味吗

3588
02:52:13,700 --> 02:52:16,433
这个米沃神啊跟这个雷内尔啊

3589
02:52:16,433 --> 02:52:17,366
他们两个

3590
02:52:17,833 --> 02:52:19,366
我不在你身边

3591
02:52:19,933 --> 02:52:20,933
你现在不该对那些

3592
02:52:20,933 --> 02:52:22,566
平时我禁止你去的地方

3593
02:52:22,566 --> 02:52:23,799
跃跃欲试吗

3594
02:52:24,366 --> 02:52:26,499
哎出了些小意外

3595
02:52:26,500 --> 02:52:27,400
嘿嘿嘿

3596
02:52:28,033 --> 02:52:29,999
受伤了不对

3597
02:52:30,133 --> 02:52:31,899
是艾拉小姐不干了

3598
02:52:33,500 --> 02:52:36,366
这已经是你弃走的第32个私人保镖了

3599
02:52:36,366 --> 02:52:38,033
我不可能一直陪着你

3600
02:52:38,133 --> 02:52:39,833
我自己还有工作要做

3601
02:52:41,166 --> 02:52:42,599
先换个话题吧

3602
02:52:42,900 --> 02:52:45,033
啊就是他们俩有一股男童味

3603
02:52:45,033 --> 02:52:45,833
你不觉得

3604
02:52:52,000 --> 02:52:52,633
是白河豚

3605
02:52:52,633 --> 02:52:53,366
但是腐女

3606
02:52:53,366 --> 02:52:54,399
不不是吧

3607
02:52:54,400 --> 02:52:56,766
不是吧是有有股味

3608
02:52:58,500 --> 02:52:59,533
等下再往后看看

3609
02:52:59,533 --> 02:53:01,999
来确定一下到底我想的对不对啊

3610
02:53:03,600 --> 02:53:04,366
很失败

3611
02:53:04,366 --> 02:53:07,033
没人告诉我人事部的人今天不上班

3612
02:53:17,533 --> 02:53:19,433
那说雕塑是我仿的

3613
02:53:19,433 --> 02:53:21,966
我觉得还不错就把他放了

3614
02:53:32,800 --> 02:53:34,300
如果我之后安分一点

3615
02:53:34,300 --> 02:53:35,900
你能继续为我工作吗

3616
02:53:35,933 --> 02:53:38,033
哦还真是罕见

3617
02:53:49,100 --> 02:53:51,000
这这一张剧情挺长啊

3618
02:53:58,500 --> 02:53:59,133
我看他俩

3619
02:53:59,133 --> 02:54:02,399
明显跟彩6的那个画风就差别很大

3620
02:54:14,633 --> 02:54:15,833
勇敢的一举

3621
02:54:15,900 --> 02:54:17,133
可敬的抉择

3622
02:54:23,900 --> 02:54:25,966
我感觉我要下播了

3623
02:54:26,833 --> 02:54:27,966
我要我要

3624
02:54:30,500 --> 02:54:32,766
我得我得去睡觉了

3625
02:54:33,833 --> 02:54:35,299
现在已经很晚了

3626
02:54:35,300 --> 02:54:36,900
我再不睡觉的话

3627
02:54:37,533 --> 02:54:40,033
我就要影响到别人睡觉了

3628
02:54:41,233 --> 02:54:42,566
这样不好

3629
02:54:43,500 --> 02:54:43,533
我

3630
02:54:43,533 --> 02:54:45,033
我能走吗

3631
02:54:46,533 --> 02:54:48,199
我可以下播吗

3632
02:54:49,366 --> 02:54:51,699
七七49正好可以换钱

3633
02:54:52,100 --> 02:54:54,233
不行的不能直播睡觉

3634
02:54:55,366 --> 02:54:57,166
不能给别人带来麻烦

3635
02:54:59,133 --> 02:55:03,166
那么我们今天的直播就到这里结束啦

3636
02:55:05,166 --> 02:55:05,966
嗯

3637
02:55:06,000 --> 02:55:07,033
拜拜

3638
02:55:09,000 --> 02:55:11,166
你们想我直播把剩下的材料

3639
02:55:11,166 --> 02:55:12,399
剧情看完吗

3640
02:55:14,133 --> 02:55:15,299
在此这里

3641
02:55:15,633 --> 02:55:17,699
大家如果你们想的

3642
02:55:17,700 --> 02:55:19,833
话我可以等那个什么

3643
02:55:20,366 --> 02:55:21,399
等我等我

3644
02:55:22,533 --> 02:55:26,733
等我下一次直播的时候再来播这个

3645
02:55:27,600 --> 02:55:28,400
我要我要

3646
02:55:28,400 --> 02:55:29,633
我要沉默了

3647
02:55:29,633 --> 02:55:31,499
我要我要沉默了

3648
02:55:37,366 --> 02:55:38,166
拜拜

3649
02:55:46,766 --> 02:55:48,999
直接不放这些了吧直接放

3650
02:55:51,766 --> 02:55:54,166
直接放预定吧

3651
02:55:54,166 --> 02:55:54,966
拜拜

3652
02:55:55,633 --> 02:55:57,599
but call me

3653
02:56:05,366 --> 02:56:08,933
darling

3654
02:56:11,033 --> 02:56:12,999
谢康纳的三个月舰长

3655
02:56:13,000 --> 02:56:15,600
谢谢常胜和小红的舰长呢

3656
02:56:16,166 --> 02:56:19,399
非常非常感谢啊

3657
02:56:19,400 --> 02:56:21,533
谢谢大家的吉祥服务

3658
02:56:21,533 --> 02:56:24,133
生命火盛典门票灯牌

3659
02:56:24,533 --> 02:56:26,733
谢谢小红的两个闪闪c位

3660
02:56:26,733 --> 02:56:28,566
谢谢韭菜的两个女生

3661
02:56:28,566 --> 02:56:31,966
一个女生花环空中的艾力高度

3662
02:56:32,633 --> 02:56:34,599
谢谢长寿的可爱妮

3663
02:56:35,233 --> 02:56:37,799
谢谢杜蒙提拉的闪闪趣味

3664
02:56:39,633 --> 02:56:42,566
谢谢韭菜的会梦颜料

3665
02:56:42,566 --> 02:56:43,799
4个棉花糖

3666
02:56:44,166 --> 02:56:45,233
这神奇金杯

3667
02:56:45,833 --> 02:56:47,899
这昆特的绿色战袍

3668
02:56:48,700 --> 02:56:51,233
这是小叶的10个生命火

3669
02:56:52,500 --> 02:56:55,333
这是星海的100张人气票捏

3670
02:56:55,833 --> 02:56:57,599
轰动你爱里个杜

3671
02:57:03,000 --> 02:57:05,166
谢谢大家今天来看我直播

3672
02:57:13,733 --> 02:57:14,633
na na

3673
02:57:17,733 --> 02:57:18,799
na na

3674
02:57:29,300 --> 02:57:30,100
na

3675
02:57:32,200 --> 02:57:33,000
na

3676
02:57:35,233 --> 02:57:36,033
na

3677
02:57:40,500 --> 02:57:41,300
na

3678
02:57:43,333 --> 02:57:44,166
na

3679
02:57:49,233 --> 02:57:51,399
na na

3680
02:57:54,600 --> 02:57:55,400
we can do

3681
02:58:00,533 --> 02:58:01,333
it again

3682
02:58:06,000 --> 02:58:15,366
boogie woo

3683
02:58:19,000 --> 02:58:19,966
little one

3684
02:58:21,500 --> 02:58:25,366
kill a killer

3685
02:58:40,800 --> 02:58:41,600
na

3686
02:58:44,700 --> 02:58:46,766
na na

3687
02:58:52,166 --> 02:58:54,566
na na ti my own

3688
02:59:16,200 --> 02:59:18,433
na na

3689
02:59:20,700 --> 02:59:23,500
na na

3690
02:59:25,966 --> 02:59:26,766
na

3691
02:59:49,600 --> 02:59:50,400
拜拜

3692
02:59:50,966 --> 02:59:51,766
拜拜

3693
02:59:55,900 --> 02:59:56,966
谢谢谢谢