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tatty i wanna know your name

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for daddy can you shake

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i ain't i ain't here to stop

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i'm not the work i need

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i'm lost in the dying man

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must she hits the club

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don't go ka day i ain't a lot

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别叹气了别叹气了

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我知道错了

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对不起嘛

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我知道错了

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我知道了

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谁知道它这么长啊

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我们本来就是大家都知道

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应该会有一些这个呃家庭活动时间吧

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这是生活中的一个重要的

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仪式感确立的地方吧

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呃对于我们这种

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没有什么交流的二次元人士来说

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本来今天是有漫展的

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但是因为太远了就都没有去嘛

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这这真的真的

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真的让人很遗憾

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那不都不在家里面

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做一些跟二次元相关的事情啊

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我们从7点多就开始看

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本来以为是一个多小时能看完

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看完了之后就正好10点钟

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来跟大家聊天

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来直播嘛

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谁知道它这么长啊

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哎呀尝到我上播都迟到了

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这把是不是他打的有问题啊

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是不是啊

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呃呃不能怪我吧

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这不能怪我

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这这能吗

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这这不能怪我

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哈哈对不起

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谢罪了谢罪了

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谢呃听得到吗

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嗨

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你们看的什么

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看不了时长吗

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没没有啦

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没有这个主要的原因啊

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呃呃呃呃

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没有啊我们看的是这是能说的吗

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我们我们

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我们直接找的那个百度网盘连接

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我只知道他有1.6个g大

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我不知道他有多久

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主要人是呃呃呃

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对对

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对不起对不起对不起

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但是怎么说呢

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我本来以为只会迟到个三五分钟的

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因为到了开播的那个时间啊

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啊大家都知道五等分的花架吧

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到开播的那个时间

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他们都已经红

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太狼跟四叶都已经要进教堂了

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我本来以为他们办一个仪式呃

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简单办完之后就结束了

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谁知道还能水20分钟啊

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怎么那么久啊

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我是我是

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你呃好像ID不是很熟悉啊

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对不起对不起你

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你是我爹冒犯

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哎

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忘记了忘记了

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只不过没有对他有这么强的这个

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没有这么强的掌控能力

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红豆女司密码塞

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给大家鞠躬了

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对不起

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对不起

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我嘿嘿嘿

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原谅我吧原谅我吧

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为了为了表示补偿啊

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我们今天会播到

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播到几点呢

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我们我们

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我们多播一会吧我们多播一会吧

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斯密巴塞

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这个东西

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就是因为你没有预计到它

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这个时长太久啊

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然后当你在 10:10的时候

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意识到他好像没有那么短的时候

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就已经过去了很久了耶

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要是道歉能解决所有问题

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那怎么办嘛

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我把肚皮露出来

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怎么怎么露

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还要健身还干什么

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好吧好吧

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张口闭口啊

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就天天说一些主播不喜欢听的东西

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有些人而且直播间里面

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张口闭口就是一些主播不爱听的东西

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啊啊啊

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呃

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这次是我理亏

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下次再说

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我是咪咪呀

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大家最最可爱的紫色猫咪

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正在因为呃

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看了两年前上映的

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吴等芬的花嫁剧场版

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而迟到了20分钟

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在此对大家进行诚挚的歉意

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对不起

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幸好是周末啊幸好是周末

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大家可能时间会相对宽裕一点

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呃想必各位大人也可以原谅原原谅

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小猫这个

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嗯

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各位大人

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呃

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我都坐在这里了一切都是可以解决的

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是吧是吧

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是吧是吧是吧

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是吧

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嗯

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是吧

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哎

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你点个头

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咱们这事就算过去了好不好

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梦到你阿迪卡多

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好好早上好

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天街

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早上好 7K 7K

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喵喵酱你怎么有我21级的牌子

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你以前叫什么啊

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我记

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得在给我上剑那一刻的人的名字

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没有人叫漆黑漆黑喵喵酱的

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你以前叫什么

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谢谢康纳的五个心愿盲盒呀

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谢谢你的一个冲鸭

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啊这是5个吗

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10个啊对不起

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谢谢康纳的4个情书

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一个小蛋糕

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一个冲鸭

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3个干杯和一个星语夜

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你这下把所有东西都爆出来啦

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10个盒子把所有东西都爆啦

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这要是送闪耀盲盒啊

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或者是那个什么心动盲盒

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10个盒子

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能把所有礼物都爆一遍就好了

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早上好东方作

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晚上好网友

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小酷晚上好

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亨泰早上好

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如此慵懒早上好

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小熊猫猫早上好

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穷白早上好

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艾瑞夏早上好

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机智大母鱼晚上好

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于文乐晚上好

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唉

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我要问晕了怎么办啊

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不是不是

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是的是的

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燕燕第五的周年直播看了吗

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等一下我

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我再说这个

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一坨什么一坨

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没有一坨的

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应该还有一个60块的

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从来没见过呢

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还有60块的吗

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粉包把每个人的时区都记住了

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没有刚才不是有点有点问晕了吗

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谢谢花花的波波

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泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机

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哇哈哈哈

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好多你啊利拉多

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这是x万的盛典门票啊

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早上好子英

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早上好有关系

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早上好西施

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易正常早上好

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有利奈绪

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早上好克罗梅蒂芬哥

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还有还有

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早安

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红温了没有有吗

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不过我观察了一下

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我观察了一下

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就是现在做皮套的大家

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腮红打的基本上是越来越重了

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眼影倒没什么人画

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但是腮红大家打的都挺重的

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就是这种这种脸上的红晕啊

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或者说是眼下的

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为了突出眼睛动态的和增强这个面部

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立体感的腮红大家都是越打越重了

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我看看怎么才能才能关关掉啊

204
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好像不行哎

205
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这个自带的就是什么再开始发吧

206
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需要开PK吗

207
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不保证以后

208
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你怎么还叠甲呀

209
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叠好我开PK

210
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就是超级无敌的

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无敌的帅好吧

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哈哈

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那就看一下你

214
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哇太好了

215
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居然还记得让主播开PK

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主播在更新腮红的版本了

217
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我觉得我这个就挺好的呀

218
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画的就挺

219
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怎么说呢

220
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如果要放到那个小地瓜上面

221
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得是那种楚楚可怜萝莉装之类的

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是吧看看看

223
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凑近一点眼下的高光

224
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加上这个跟这个

225
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呃怎么说呢

226
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跟鼻子连在一起的这种浅浅色的腮红

227
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这叫什么来着

228
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哦我对化妆不是不是很了解

229
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这应该叫什么

230
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上播就开这个

231
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有人教我开的有人教我开的

232
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这不

233
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你今天就是来找茬的是吧

234
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进到3月

235
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什么进到3月下旬了

236
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一天不播那个健身还就一天

237
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难解你心头之恨

238
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主播干点啥你都得比划两下子

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知道主播在直播间播健身环是吧

240
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哇谢谢康纳的心愿水晶球

241
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感谢支持我找球

242
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谢谢花花的喵喵喵

243
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感谢感谢啊

244
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主播你今天早饭也没吃

245
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中饭也没吃

246
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晚饭也没吃

247
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你今天怎么这么有活力

248
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是因为刚刚摄取了一些二次元能量吗

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果然

250
00:10:57,100 --> 00:11:00,100
让死宅亢奋的最好方法就是看点什么

251
00:11:00,266 --> 00:11:01,533
随便看点什么动画

252
00:11:01,533 --> 00:11:03,266
或者玩玩游戏之类的

253
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,566
哪怕这个动画其实不是很好看

254
00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:07,699
我超穷

255
00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,166
比划比划怎么了我

256
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:12,266
我会偷偷踹你两脚的

257
00:11:12,266 --> 00:11:14,366
你等着主播主播

258
00:11:14,366 --> 00:11:15,966
马上马上马上

259
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:19,199
那个什么糖糖互联网电子小天

260
00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,200
使绵绵马上降临到你身边

261
00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,100
踹你两脚

262
00:11:24,866 --> 00:11:27,466
毕竟盲盒还是选择实体吧

263
00:11:27,466 --> 00:11:30,099
比较方便比较稳定吧

264
00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:30,866
谢谢网友

265
00:11:30,866 --> 00:11:32,666
想哭的喵娘喵

266
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:34,700
嘿嘿

267
00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:37,466
说起来就是

268
00:11:37,466 --> 00:11:39,933
可能主播也比较有所依仗吧

269
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,799
我知道现在云女士在厨房做饭

270
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:47,066
然后就没有那种他在我背后

271
00:11:48,566 --> 00:11:51,466
听着我直播的那种压迫感了

272
00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:55,099
虽然厨房也没什么隔音吧

273
00:11:55,100 --> 00:11:57,133
但是哈哈哈

274
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,699
但是但是感觉就是

275
00:12:00,966 --> 00:12:02,133
嗯

276
00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:05,966
类似于这个

277
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,266
我是一只小猫

278
00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:10,799
我平常在家里面

279
00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:15,400
知道这个铲屎官在卧室里面待着

280
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:18,400
我就不敢在沙发上到处乱挠

281
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:21,100
但是它出门上班了

282
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,733
我就可以偷偷挠两下

283
00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:23,566
哪怕我知道

284
00:12:23,566 --> 00:12:27,166
这个家里面的是有宠物监控的

285
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,133
哈哈哈

286
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,133
我也会去挠两下

287
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,900
感觉可好捏

288
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:34,266
主播拜拜

289
00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:35,933
相亲时间快到了

290
00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:37,799
啊你要去相亲了

291
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:41,666
相亲不顺利的话

292
00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:43,599
到时候记得把主播的电话给我

293
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,900
但你不要摘

294
00:12:45,133 --> 00:12:46,566
嗯把你摁下去

295
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,866
把把你摁下去

296
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:48,933
你不要摘

297
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:50,366
我不要知道这个

298
00:12:50,366 --> 00:12:55,466
谢谢康纳对我们开门大乱斗的支持

299
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:56,599
嘿嘿赢了

300
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,333
哈哈哈感谢感谢你

301
00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:00,999
主播已经很久没赢过了

302
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,500
这主播这周是不是第一次赢啊

303
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,466
虽然这周好像本来也没播多久

304
00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:09,933
等到时候你们相亲不顺利的时候

305
00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,766
给你们找办法

306
00:13:12,766 --> 00:13:14,766
你们给主播打眼色啊

307
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:18,166
给主播给主播那个什么对暗号

308
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:19,566
我们对暗号

309
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,400
到时候我在直播间里面假扮你的

310
00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:24,666
你的什么呢

311
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,366
假扮你的妹妹吧

312
00:13:27,366 --> 00:13:28,599
好像也不合适

313
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,133
毕竟主播这么可爱

314
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,666
给你当妹妹真是便宜你了

315
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,933
不行的话主播就可以假扮

316
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:38,933
假扮你的这个二次元爱好者

317
00:13:38,933 --> 00:13:40,099
你的二次元爱好

318
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:43,166
你的推然后跟你跟你讲话或者主

319
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,466
播可以假扮你的妈妈说呃

320
00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:47,866
家里面这个刚做海鲜粥

321
00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:49,599
你要记得回来吃啊

322
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,700
什么相亲

323
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,800
没事家里不缺你相亲啊

324
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,200
快快快快回家吧

325
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,866
主播可以帮你们一把

326
00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:57,866
但前提是要你们自己来判断

327
00:13:57,866 --> 00:13:59,166
主播可以救场的

328
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,733
我杀了谢谢康纳的最佳助攻你

329
00:14:02,733 --> 00:14:03,933
感谢支持

330
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,600
呃呃妈妈唉

331
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:07,933
哈哈哈

332
00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:08,733
唉

333
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:11,933
主播呃呸

334
00:14:12,066 --> 00:14:15,899
呃这个妈妈在家里面做了海鲜粥

335
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,300
等你们回来吃啊

336
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,266
嗯是吧

337
00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:23,399
记得回来的时候给妈妈带一点ad钙奶

338
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,500
还有这个

339
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,900
一包卫龙亲嘴烧啊

340
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,733
有没有看过那个聊天记录

341
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:34,899
啊那个什么啊

342
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,766
儿子你要到家了吗

343
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,566
怎么了妈啊

344
00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:39,966
儿子你弟弟说

345
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,766
想要超市里面的那个玩具车呀

346
00:14:42,766 --> 00:14:43,566
还有这个

347
00:14:43,566 --> 00:14:45,933
顺便再买两包辣条回来吧

348
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:47,599
呃你弟弟想吃

349
00:14:48,266 --> 00:14:49,566
然后对面说

350
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,866
你是不是又偷玩妈妈手机啊

351
00:14:54,866 --> 00:14:56,199
妈妈说不是啊

352
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,000
哥我真是妈妈

353
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:00,999
哥求你别告诉我

354
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,300
我不让你买了还不行吗

355
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,699
旺仔牛奶可以吗

356
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:06,900
也不是不行啊

357
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:07,933
也可以的

358
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,333
旺仔牛奶感觉还是蛮好用的

359
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:15,466
他可以泡泡咖啡啊什么之类的

360
00:15:15,766 --> 00:15:17,166
早早早上好

361
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:23,266
要是旺仔牛奶出奶粉就好了

362
00:15:24,566 --> 00:15:27,099
这边的那个铁罐装的旺仔牛奶

363
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,066
实在太贵了

364
00:15:28,066 --> 00:15:29,133
喝也喝不起

365
00:15:29,133 --> 00:15:29,766
要不喝吧

366
00:15:29,766 --> 00:15:31,366
又老惦记这一口

367
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:34,966
有没有什么自己调配旺仔牛奶的办法

368
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:37,966
呀拿纯牛奶跟炼乳吗

369
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,066
好像也不太对啊

370
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:42,733
周末才出现

371
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,766
可见学业繁忙

372
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:46,599
没有吧可见主播的这个心情

373
00:15:46,666 --> 00:15:52,333
随着随着随着一周的推进而变化呀

374
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:56,566
周一的时候略显松弛的摸鱼

375
00:15:56,566 --> 00:15:58,066
周二紧张的摸鱼

376
00:15:58,066 --> 00:15:59,699
周三绝望的摸鱼

377
00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:02,266
然后周四初见曙光的摸鱼啊

378
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:06,333
周五周六周日就是开心快乐的摸鱼

379
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:10,466
这影响的是心境啦

380
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,866
哈喽我是吴怀月

381
00:16:12,866 --> 00:16:13,999
哈喽皮套女孩

382
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
重度音乐考试考完了吗

383
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,666
嗯嗯

384
00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:19,599
是20多号

385
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,966
还要交个论文啊

386
00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:23,099
要下个月再继续考了

387
00:16:25,533 --> 00:16:27,199
用旺仔牛奶糖

388
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,200
葱旺仔牛奶

389
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,400
旺仔牛奶糖不行

390
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:33,500
不好吃你要说他那个浓稠的程度啊

391
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,533
哦怀念童年的程度

392
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,599
感觉不如金丝猴

393
00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:39,199
还有窝窝奶糖

394
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,366
还有那个叫什么来着大白兔

395
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:43,599
对不如这几样啊

396
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:48,266
但是要是说那个他的粘性

397
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,466
对牙科诊所的破坏力

398
00:16:50,466 --> 00:16:54,533
对你补牙的那个地方的损耗程度

399
00:16:54,533 --> 00:16:55,799
也不如他们

400
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,800
而且还有一股焦味

401
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,500
不知道是不是太久没吃了

402
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,600
感觉这个有股焦味

403
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:07,133
一般来说

404
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:10,299
这个时候都要视频电话检验真实性

405
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,666
什么视频电话检验真实性啊

406
00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:17,199
这么严格吗

407
00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:23,966
你又不需要为这个相亲对象负什么

408
00:17:24,966 --> 00:17:26,799
百分百保真的责任

409
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,466
只需要有一个台阶

410
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,800
然后你们就心里都门清

411
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,066
彼此互相没看上呗

412
00:17:35,866 --> 00:17:40,399
主播上次跟那个虚拟的护士

413
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:43,933
让他给我开点那个药的时候

414
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,899
就跟人家视频对话了

415
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:50,766
因为他需要去证明是本人嘛

416
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:55,199
呃我们这个学校他有一些福利政策

417
00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:59,066
就比如说在一个特定的软件上面

418
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,900
有那种免费就医

419
00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:02,700
也算保险的一部分吧

420
00:18:02,766 --> 00:18:04,733
免费找护士开药啊

421
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:07,366
做一些简单的诊断之类的这种

422
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,333
或者是转诊一些理疗之类的

423
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,466
我就是说让他给我看看

424
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,766
能不能转诊一下

425
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:18,133
转到那个当地的那个理疗诊所那边去

426
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,533
我让他帮我转解一下

427
00:18:21,533 --> 00:18:23,366
结果他问了我好多问题

428
00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:26,266
比如说你是从哪里来的呀

429
00:18:26,533 --> 00:18:28,966
啊你你会说普通话吗

430
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,066
什么什么的啊

431
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,766
我当时我就觉得是不

432
00:18:33,766 --> 00:18:36,466
是他觉得我跟那个证件上面

433
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:38,666
可能长得长得不太一样

434
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,099
是因为长得不太一样吗

435
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,566
他一直问这种问题

436
00:18:42,566 --> 00:18:44,933
我说你需不需要看一下我证件啊

437
00:18:44,933 --> 00:18:46,133
他就在我的手边上

438
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:48,666
我可以在这个视频通话里面

439
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:49,933
就出示给你看

440
00:18:49,933 --> 00:18:52,499
如果你很怕我不是本人的话

441
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,566
你怕我不是本人

442
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,166
你需要去验证一下的话

443
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,333
我我需要怎么样把这个证件发给你

444
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,499
他说不不不不不是的不是的

445
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,133
不是这样的原因啊

446
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,933
比证件变得更肥了

447
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,766
没有吧我证件呃是很久之前拍的

448
00:19:05,766 --> 00:19:08,199
但这确实可能也是变得更肥了吧

449
00:19:08,966 --> 00:19:10,999
可能是气质不太一样

450
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,800
以前有一种觉得未来充满希望的感觉

451
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,666
现在的话就有一种

452
00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:20,766
有一种淡淡的杀意写在身上

453
00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:22,333
有可能是这样的

454
00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,566
他说不是的啊

455
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:29,966
然后把那个转诊的那个东西给我写好

456
00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:30,766
之后

457
00:19:31,566 --> 00:19:34,666
他说你看一下写的有没有错呀

458
00:19:34,666 --> 00:19:36,199
你觉得没错的话

459
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,533
记得到时候再回来一下

460
00:19:38,533 --> 00:19:41,166
回来一下我们的这个媒体里面

461
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,533
我说OK然后回来了之后

462
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,133
我说还有还有什么问题吗

463
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:47,133
他说你还有什么关于这个

464
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,933
这个理疗的问题吗

465
00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:49,766
我说没有啦

466
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,366
那他说那我有这个

467
00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:54,299
我有些话想要对你说

468
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,600
我说什么话

469
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,000
他说

470
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:03,299
他清了清嗓子说你好你好吗

471
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,666
很高兴认识你

472
00:20:07,366 --> 00:20:08,733
我当时啊

473
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:11,766
我说嗯

474
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:16,933
他说我的中分怎么样

475
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:20,366
就大概是这样的一个语气啊

476
00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:22,966
但是他的咬字还还挺清楚的

477
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,366
我说好great

478
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,800
我说你说的说的挺好的他说哦

479
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,966
谢谢谢谢

480
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,366
然后我们我们挂断了之后

481
00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:38,566
他在那个对话框里面跟我讲

482
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,800
打了一段中文

483
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,966
跟我说谢谢

484
00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:43,866
我很高兴跟你会

485
00:20:43,866 --> 00:20:45,266
面什么什么的

486
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:48,700
哈喽

487
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,466
哈喽哈喽妈呀

488
00:20:58,366 --> 00:21:02,466
你是你是你是你是

489
00:21:02,466 --> 00:21:03,666
玩个弄弄啊

490
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,133
感觉还是蛮神奇的

491
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,466
以前经常在抖上面那个评论区里面

492
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:12,766
看到说在国外呃

493
00:21:12,766 --> 00:21:15,066
比如说在韩国说呃

494
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,966
前面那个棒子长得挺好看的

495
00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:20,099
结果这人回头说一句谢谢之类的

496
00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:21,866
目前都是当笑话看的

497
00:21:21,866 --> 00:21:22,533
因为感觉

498
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:24,733
其实也没有那么多人会中文啊

499
00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,200
没有这么多人喜欢学中文

500
00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:31,599
怎么可能在路上碰到某一个外国人

501
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,866
然后他就忽然能听懂你的中文

502
00:21:33,866 --> 00:21:35,533
还用中文来回答你

503
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,933
结果我自己真经历了一次

504
00:21:37,933 --> 00:21:41,199
感觉还是还是蛮奇妙的

505
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,600
因为这个医生他一直很严肃

506
00:21:43,733 --> 00:21:44,933
或者说这个护士吧

507
00:21:44,933 --> 00:21:46,199
他就一直很严肃

508
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,866
他的脸就非常的

509
00:21:49,966 --> 00:21:53,166
他全程给我看诊的时候问我的情况啊

510
00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:54,466
问我在什么地方

511
00:21:54,466 --> 00:21:57,333
问我这个方便去什么地方看诊的时候

512
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,133
他都是

513
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,466
他都是这样的一个表情

514
00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:08,166
搞得我也不敢有大动作

515
00:22:10,366 --> 00:22:13,166
然后最后他用这样的表情开始你好

516
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:16,466
你好吗很高兴认识你

517
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,199
哈哈哈对

518
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,300
他这个表情就让我压力很大

519
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,100
你

520
00:22:26,466 --> 00:22:29,766
所以最后反而有一种反差萌的感觉

521
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:32,699
也不是反差萌吧哎呦

522
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,400
笑的我

523
00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:43,599
亲嘴鱼啊

524
00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:46,166
那种表情非常严肃

525
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:49,066
但是两只互相游来游去之后

526
00:22:49,066 --> 00:22:50,733
就会亲亲的那种小鱼

527
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,166
划几个小猫皮脸

528
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,166
就没有人想要问一问主播

529
00:23:02,866 --> 00:23:05,166
作为作为一个宅女

530
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,366
然后看党中番的剧场版

531
00:23:07,366 --> 00:23:09,566
是什么样的观后体验吗

532
00:23:09,933 --> 00:23:11,133
怎么怎么没有人问

533
00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:13,066
是我们五斗分过气了吗

534
00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:16,800
hello咕咕声卡

535
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,933
哈喽元宝

536
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,933
说我们五等分过气了吗

537
00:23:22,933 --> 00:23:25,566
都没有人问主播这个问题了

538
00:23:27,266 --> 00:23:28,766
主播觉得怎么样

539
00:23:29,500 --> 00:23:30,400
主播觉得

540
00:23:33,866 --> 00:23:35,533
怎么觉得好穷啊

541
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,400
我是名牌四爷

542
00:23:38,466 --> 00:23:42,166
谢谢猫猫钱卡的10张盛典门票

543
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,566
和10个口水黄豆

544
00:23:43,566 --> 00:23:44,899
还有10个吉祥服啊

545
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:46,000
感谢支持

546
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,100
这个发色好看哦

547
00:23:53,133 --> 00:23:54,866
是吧等我初代的时候

548
00:23:54,866 --> 00:23:57,366
主播拿下什么人气大赏

549
00:23:57,366 --> 00:23:58,566
没有这种东西啊

550
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,300
呃

551
00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:03,800
总之就是他们都蛮喜欢这个派配色的

552
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,200
怎么说呢

553
00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:09,199
我们先说五等分啊

554
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:12,166
然后说一下那个配色的问题

555
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,133
如果有来生啊

556
00:24:15,266 --> 00:24:16,266
主播绝对

557
00:24:16,266 --> 00:24:19,999
不要给自己设置这种紫色的发色了

558
00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:24,599
尤其是绝对不要设置两个紫色的发色

559
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,400
一个是这种浅色的

560
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,666
一个是深色的

561
00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,366
简直就是太困难了

562
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:35,166
我应该多参考一下类似发色的角色的

563
00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:36,599
例如说什么啊

564
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:37,966
远的近的

565
00:24:37,966 --> 00:24:42,899
就说崩坏3到那个星铁的信儿吧

566
00:24:43,333 --> 00:24:44,499
就说希尔吧

567
00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,933
是吧你看人家希尔

568
00:24:45,933 --> 00:24:49,599
你还有这么多美术大佬给希尔穿

569
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,933
也无非就是什么呃

570
00:24:51,933 --> 00:24:55,066
蓝色白色深紫色

571
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,200
好不容易崩铁的希尔呢

572
00:24:57,466 --> 00:24:58,733
整了个红领结

573
00:24:58,733 --> 00:24:59,799
整了个红围脖

574
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,533
大家还说他是村姑

575
00:25:01,866 --> 00:25:03,333
我就应该知道

576
00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:06,399
这种颜色到底有多难配衣服

577
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,000
人家倒还好吧

578
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,266
人家就是每次出新机体

579
00:25:11,266 --> 00:25:13,366
但也不用太考虑皮肤的问题

580
00:25:13,366 --> 00:25:14,999
但主播这边就

581
00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:16,566
呜呜呜

582
00:25:17,566 --> 00:25:19,899
实在是难以配色啊

583
00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:21,499
怎么还在发色

584
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,066
紫色啊没有

585
00:25:23,066 --> 00:25:24,566
最近这不是那什么吗

586
00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,599
你不是很早就后悔了吗

587
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,566
最近又后悔了呀

588
00:25:29,533 --> 00:25:29,933
因为

589
00:25:29,933 --> 00:25:33,566
这不是在跟小鱼两个人研究美术设定

590
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:34,766
啊什么之类的吗

591
00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:37,133
他让我去给他推一些UI啊

592
00:25:37,133 --> 00:25:38,499
表情包啊之类的

593
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,766
问我我当时我就很感慨的说

594
00:25:41,766 --> 00:25:42,466
我说真的

595
00:25:42,466 --> 00:25:45,866
要把发色设置成现在你这个颜色吗

596
00:25:46,266 --> 00:25:49,166
你看我我就是你的前车之鉴

597
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,199
我的这个发

598
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,566
色换衣服的时候要多困难有多困难

599
00:25:54,566 --> 00:25:57,099
天天就是黑白紫

600
00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,566
要么就是装饰的那种西幻风格的

601
00:25:59,566 --> 00:26:00,666
金属边缘

602
00:26:00,733 --> 00:26:02,966
只能是这些东西往身上套

603
00:26:03,133 --> 00:26:05,099
都没有别的能套的啦

604
00:26:05,666 --> 00:26:07,299
要改绿色发色的吗

605
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,400
怎么觉得你在骂我

606
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,100
小鱼就是绿色呀

607
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:13,333
所以我说小鱼把这玩意染成绿色

608
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,599
想必也是很难配色的吧

609
00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,533
yes要不那玩意染成绿的吧

610
00:26:20,533 --> 00:26:23,799
我的绿毛室友即将堂堂出道了

611
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:25,266
大家敬请期待啊

612
00:26:25,266 --> 00:26:27,766
他是真的把这玩意染成了绿色的

613
00:26:27,766 --> 00:26:28,933
女人啊

614
00:26:30,733 --> 00:26:33,499
我不行我染不了绿色了

615
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:37,199
虽然绿色跟紫色在设计上面

616
00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:39,366
在某些颜色

617
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,466
某些怎么说

618
00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:42,299
那个叫什么色卡上面

619
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:43,866
应该也算互补色吧

620
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,733
你在做什么好香

621
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:54,800
好香

622
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:00,100
烟的装扮

623
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,200
此生可期嘛

624
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,000
可期可期我表情包

625
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,666
老师我也找好了

626
00:27:04,766 --> 00:27:09,566
已经开始把需求移交了对吧

627
00:27:09,566 --> 00:27:11,799
主播最近不直播的时候

628
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,100
也是在干活的吧

629
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,400
比如说产出了新的周边啊

630
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,666
发了货呀

631
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,300
然后做了这个主催啊什么之类

632
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,266
我才发现

633
00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:24,533
每天去找那个厂家对接要求啊

634
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:27,866
或者说每天去这个定制周边啊

635
00:27:27,866 --> 00:27:29,099
对接设计啊

636
00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,499
提出3个修改意见啊

637
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:32,666
这些原来是叫主催啊

638
00:27:32,866 --> 00:27:34,533
原来这个岗位叫主催

639
00:27:36,366 --> 00:27:37,966
找了几个老师

640
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:39,600
找了一个老师

641
00:27:41,766 --> 00:27:43,899
应该不会那什么了吧

642
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:51,566
下个月发工资再找一个吧

643
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,566
下个月发工资再找一个吧

644
00:27:55,766 --> 00:27:58,199
一次性一个就就够了

645
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,933
主播自从做了护肤跟装扮之后

646
00:28:00,933 --> 00:28:02,999
就发誓不能再让这个

647
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,966
压款超过超过一个w了

648
00:28:12,866 --> 00:28:14,266
可气可气啊

649
00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:16,866
我们今年暑期之前

650
00:28:16,866 --> 00:28:19,266
争取赶快把它隆重发售出来

651
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,166
以解我心头大患

652
00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:23,966
主吹是主人吹稿的意思嘛

653
00:28:26,266 --> 00:28:27,799
我都懒得搭理你

654
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,066
小钢琴的猫

655
00:28:37,066 --> 00:28:40,099
应该是主要主要吹岗位是吧

656
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:42,500
这我也不知道什么叫主吹啊

657
00:28:43,066 --> 00:28:45,133
但是听起来就感觉这个

658
00:28:45,133 --> 00:28:48,266
这个还是很适合这个岗位的

659
00:28:48,266 --> 00:28:51,466
主要的工作内容就是吹的一个岗位

660
00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:01,366
还是蛮消耗自己耐心的吧

661
00:29:01,466 --> 00:29:03,699
哈喽木九哈喽爱笑

662
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:06,700
我去耶我去木九小西不利

663
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:07,900
嗨

664
00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:09,466
主美是

665
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:11,333
嗯

666
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,900
主人今天真美

667
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:16,466
哈

668
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,866
不是出本子游戏那种社团的主推吗

669
00:29:20,866 --> 00:29:22,566
我看他们现在开那个

670
00:29:22,566 --> 00:29:24,799
无盈利周边同人团啊

671
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,666
无盈利团

672
00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:30,133
就是我去假设说我做这个右边的这个

673
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,599
这个东西的周边

674
00:29:32,766 --> 00:29:33,966
这张图的周边

675
00:29:33,966 --> 00:29:35,799
这张香水瓶饼图的周边

676
00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:38,666
然后我去找画室老师要了授权

677
00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:40,066
画室老师不要钱

678
00:29:40,066 --> 00:29:44,066
或者说以微量的价格授权给我

679
00:29:44,133 --> 00:29:46,566
我拿它去印刷点什么人寿票

680
00:29:46,566 --> 00:29:48,599
小卡立牌啊

681
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,733
还有各种各样的亚克力正品钥匙扣

682
00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:55,500
以及这个什么插卡的立牌啊

683
00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,666
相框啊或者是流沙麻将之类的

684
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:01,466
要看这个团都有些什么周边种类

685
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,766
总之就跟管人送的礼物差不多吧

686
00:30:03,766 --> 00:30:05,266
还有徽章啊什么的

687
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:08,733
我去找工厂谈谈数量

688
00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:11,699
然后工厂订一批货

689
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:12,700
比如说500个

690
00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:15,533
1,000个我以单价每个可能

691
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:17,700
嗯

692
00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:19,999
不同五盈利团标准不同吧

693
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,966
总之就是以工厂给我的出厂价来卖给

694
00:30:25,566 --> 00:30:27,766
各位参团的人

695
00:30:27,766 --> 00:30:29,099
就叫无盈利团嘛

696
00:30:29,100 --> 00:30:30,166
这个无盈利团

697
00:30:30,166 --> 00:30:32,899
里面的主要负责跟工厂对接的人

698
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:34,400
他们好像也叫主吹

699
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,133
哎我一看

700
00:30:35,133 --> 00:30:38,866
我干的不就是无盈利团主吹的活嘛

701
00:30:38,866 --> 00:30:40,666
只不过我是有盈利的

702
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,133
不过我到现在都不太明白

703
00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:48,933
那个主吹就是无盈利团开团的人

704
00:30:48,933 --> 00:30:50,466
到底是图啥呢

705
00:30:50,966 --> 00:30:53,733
你说他卖的那么便宜他

706
00:30:53,733 --> 00:30:56,166
肯定也没什么钱可以赚啊

707
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,966
邮费的话一个也就收个六七块的

708
00:31:01,533 --> 00:31:03,866
还要自己搭上那么多时间

709
00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:05,499
给这么多人发快递

710
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,100
到底是图什么呢

711
00:31:14,866 --> 00:31:16,166
眼神我一闭眼

712
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:18,266
脑海中就出现一个繁复的

713
00:31:18,266 --> 00:31:20,966
中心对称的奇怪图形

714
00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:25,333
你家天花板

715
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:26,333
或者是墙上

716
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:29,666
有没有贴什么带图案的海报啊

717
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:31,599
从科学的角度上来说

718
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,666
你这不是要学会魔法了

719
00:31:33,866 --> 00:31:35,699
你这应该是眼神

720
00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:37,933
盯着有这个形状的东西

721
00:31:37,933 --> 00:31:39,999
久了之后闭上眼睛

722
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,366
眼前出现了那个留影啊

723
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:43,733
这叫什么来着

724
00:31:44,766 --> 00:31:46,299
这个现象叫什么来着

725
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:49,266
哎呀我十几岁的时候还记得呢

726
00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:50,266
大尾巴猫

727
00:31:50,266 --> 00:31:51,966
hello夜行李凯利

728
00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:55,200
因为便宜所以赚量大

729
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,566
但是他们他们订的真的特别特别便宜

730
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:00,566
用爱发电

731
00:32:02,566 --> 00:32:04,699
安一轮也算主吹吧

732
00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:05,866
安一轮是什么

733
00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:07,699
视觉占领

734
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,066
墨菲特效应

735
00:32:09,700 --> 00:32:11,566
怎么不是牛轧糖效应

736
00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:17,466
可能就是想定制周边

737
00:32:17,466 --> 00:32:19,599
但是单买一份太贵了

738
00:32:21,366 --> 00:32:23,166
我宁愿去单买一份啊

739
00:32:23,166 --> 00:32:26,966
作为一个负责过发货负责过对接的人

740
00:32:26,966 --> 00:32:30,733
我的评价是我真的宁愿去单买一份

741
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:33,500
因为把那个每个人统计

742
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,200
每个人都要发什么

743
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:39,000
然后把这个快递贴单分装之类的货

744
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,533
真的很麻烦也很琐碎

745
00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:43,466
嗯

746
00:32:43,733 --> 00:32:44,733
是安义伦

747
00:32:44,733 --> 00:32:46,266
也不是安义伦

748
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:47,100
哦

749
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:48,866
对不起

750
00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:55,133
米亚米亚校园

751
00:32:55,133 --> 00:32:56,299
什么牛魔校

752
00:32:58,166 --> 00:32:58,766
啊不行

753
00:32:58,766 --> 00:33:00,999
我要去我要去搜一下

754
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,266
这个叫什么来着

755
00:33:02,266 --> 00:33:04,199
不会真叫墨菲特效应吧

756
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,100
那主播也太仗义了

757
00:33:06,866 --> 00:33:07,899
叫什么来着

758
00:33:12,966 --> 00:33:14,399
哦墨菲特

759
00:33:14,933 --> 00:33:18,166
墨菲特是那个墨菲定律改的吧

760
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,500
墨菲特辅助出装

761
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,366
你们英雄联盟玩家

762
00:33:23,733 --> 00:33:24,533
好吧

763
00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,300
视觉在流

764
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:31,933
对这个才是对的嘛嗯

765
00:33:35,133 --> 00:33:38,266
根据视觉特性在银幕上的影像

766
00:33:40,066 --> 00:33:41,466
呃叫什么来着

767
00:33:41,566 --> 00:33:43,533
在视网膜上形成的影像

768
00:33:43,533 --> 00:33:46,399
不会随着外部光线的消失而消失

769
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:48,166
哦对了

770
00:33:49,166 --> 00:33:49,966
就是他

771
00:33:51,766 --> 00:33:53,166
难道你真是天才

772
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:55,166
难道我真是天才

773
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,333
又是加纳是吧

774
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:58,933
我老断句断不对啊

775
00:33:58,933 --> 00:34:01,333
我记得之前我们电脑里面有一个叫

776
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:02,933
叫什么来着

777
00:34:03,866 --> 00:34:04,966
啊完蛋了

778
00:34:04,966 --> 00:34:07,199
我又忘记那个地名了

779
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,533
也是一个地名的

780
00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:17,466
我每次读地名都会都会少读一个字啊

781
00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:20,533
读人名也是经常会少读一个字

782
00:34:22,866 --> 00:34:26,066
这也不能怪我吧就是说

783
00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,266
没准人家乐在其中呢

784
00:34:31,333 --> 00:34:32,899
什么乐在其中啊

785
00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:34,600
也不会吧

786
00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:40,766
那他不会是抖m吧

787
00:34:40,766 --> 00:34:45,466
他直接在网上面找个主人用鞭子抽他

788
00:34:45,533 --> 00:34:48,066
都比看无影力团要好吧

789
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:50,466
关键就是

790
00:34:50,466 --> 00:34:51,533
都已经知道

791
00:34:51,533 --> 00:34:54,799
无盈利团那么低的商品售价

792
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,500
其实说实话也没什么赚头的情况下

793
00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:01,666
还老有人挂无盈利团的那个团长啊

794
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,300
或者说是无盈利团开团的人

795
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,200
就说

796
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,600
为什么无盈利团的团长可以给自己呃

797
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,700
不要钱的

798
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:15,366
去留下一份或者两份全套的制品

799
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:19,100
是不是让所有的这个团员

800
00:35:19,100 --> 00:35:22,700
都去均摊团长的这个制品钱

801
00:35:22,766 --> 00:35:26,266
这根本就不是无盈利什么什么之类的

802
00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:33,300
那一套制品量这么大的情况下

803
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:35,466
能值多少钱啊

804
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,466
十几块二十几块

805
00:35:37,500 --> 00:35:38,900
就剩1百块钱

806
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,500
一百块钱对接1,000个人

807
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,533
你买了什么

808
00:35:42,533 --> 00:35:43,666
你没买什么

809
00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:45,999
然后把这1,000个人快递发走

810
00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:47,733
我才不干呢

811
00:35:48,566 --> 00:35:49,366
啊

812
00:35:50,733 --> 00:35:52,699
不偷吃不是好厨子

813
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:53,900
你都找厨子了

814
00:35:53,900 --> 00:35:55,700
你还在乎厨子偷吃

815
00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:58,366
厨子就吃那么一筷子是吧

816
00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:05,699
但我第一次上见读错名字是真藏韵版

817
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:06,500
男

818
00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:13,666
南伐

819
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,600
是吗

820
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:20,566
你偷偷告诉我

821
00:36:20,966 --> 00:36:21,933
别告诉他们

822
00:36:21,933 --> 00:36:22,899
是是吗

823
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,666
我第一次把你读成什么

824
00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:27,899
了呀不会吧

825
00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:30,899
四个字我应该还是认识啊

826
00:36:31,566 --> 00:36:32,966
那我是怎么读的

827
00:36:33,766 --> 00:36:34,566
那法

828
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,966
给我搞的有点怀疑自己了

829
00:36:46,866 --> 00:36:48,733
快递是自己首发吗

830
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:50,466
嗯

831
00:36:50,466 --> 00:36:54,133
不管是首发还是找快递站合作

832
00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:55,466
还是找代发

833
00:36:55,700 --> 00:36:57,666
感觉一般都是找代发哦

834
00:36:57,666 --> 00:36:59,466
因为我也是找代发的

835
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:00,566
一般人也受不了

836
00:37:00,566 --> 00:37:03,499
家里面破破烂烂的堆着1,000

837
00:37:03,500 --> 00:37:05,100
来个快递纸箱吧

838
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:07,566
自己首发的话

839
00:37:07,566 --> 00:37:10,799
可能一个快递能挣一块钱

840
00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:15,766
因为不要那个贴单的情况下

841
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:17,566
单独发快递

842
00:37:17,566 --> 00:37:21,466
如果你可以单批次发到1,000个

843
00:37:21,466 --> 00:37:23,299
到2,000个的话

844
00:37:23,566 --> 00:37:25,366
除去偏远地区

845
00:37:25,366 --> 00:37:29,766
可以做到 2块8一张快递单

846
00:37:29,766 --> 00:37:31,266
这是我知道的最便宜的

847
00:37:31,266 --> 00:37:32,866
而且有可能是发吉托

848
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,500
但是你要加上那种包装嘛

849
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,733
比如说泡泡纸飞机盒这种东西

850
00:37:38,733 --> 00:37:39,766
飞机盒的话

851
00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:43,499
假设你是按千个来计算的话

852
00:37:43,866 --> 00:37:49,733
单个可能在零点 0.25-0.45之间

853
00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:52,133
应该是这样的一个价格

854
00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:54,366
就所以说就是挣个人工费嘛

855
00:37:54,566 --> 00:37:58,133
纸箱加飞机盒这种钱5毛钱

856
00:37:58,366 --> 00:38:00,599
快递单的话我们算3块一张

857
00:38:00,766 --> 00:38:03,733
那么就是3块5一个快递

858
00:38:03,733 --> 00:38:05,299
假设团长收团员

859
00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:08,733
快递费是 6块到7块之间

860
00:38:08,733 --> 00:38:11,499
那么就是一个人能赚个两块5

861
00:38:13,366 --> 00:38:16,933
假设说我去开一个千人团

862
00:38:16,933 --> 00:38:19,499
其实千人团已经是非常非常的大团了

863
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:20,600
一般来说

864
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,566
无盈利团可能也就个二三百人

865
00:38:24,566 --> 00:38:25,899
最后折腾几个月

866
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:29,800
大概也就赚个2,000多块

867
00:38:29,866 --> 00:38:32,733
而且还总是要回答各种问题啊

868
00:38:33,133 --> 00:38:34,599
总是要对接厂家

869
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,966
看一样二样三样的效果

870
00:38:37,266 --> 00:38:38,666
他们很挑剔的

871
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,366
一坨这么便宜

872
00:38:43,366 --> 00:38:44,866
买点回来当饭盒

873
00:38:44,866 --> 00:38:46,799
不能用纸箱当饭盒吧

874
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,000
会吃中毒的

875
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,600
这东西放在家里面都有股油漆味

876
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,466
读错关注名字说明职业素养高

877
00:38:56,466 --> 00:38:58,199
你当时读的难解

878
00:38:59,866 --> 00:39:01,099
我昏头了吧

879
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:03,333
咩咩你怎么还有这么笨的时候啊

880
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:04,199
怎么可能

881
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,066
你是不是被夺色了

882
00:39:07,066 --> 00:39:08,966
连南伐都不认识了

883
00:39:13,900 --> 00:39:16,000
憨憨肥肥胖胖快快乐乐

884
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,300
哇这不是我吗

885
00:39:18,533 --> 00:39:20,166
啊谢谢肉松

886
00:39:20,166 --> 00:39:21,866
没有干劲的舰长

887
00:39:21,866 --> 00:39:22,999
啊这么突然

888
00:39:23,266 --> 00:39:24,133
这么突然

889
00:39:24,366 --> 00:39:26,166
恭喜主播完成限时任务

890
00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,333
获得2,000金仓鼠奖励后

891
00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:29,699
等你啊里嘎豆

892
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,766
感谢支持

893
00:39:32,266 --> 00:39:33,499
谢谢谢谢

894
00:39:35,566 --> 00:39:36,266
哎呀

895
00:39:36,266 --> 00:39:39,199
肉松子见到你太破费了

896
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,533
爹是你吗

897
00:39:41,566 --> 00:39:43,066
是是他是我爹

898
00:39:43,066 --> 00:39:43,866
你不

899
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,600
你不许说他

900
00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:46,766
呃

901
00:39:48,933 --> 00:39:49,933
hello宽兔子

902
00:39:49,933 --> 00:39:51,566
今天有个朋友还钱了

903
00:39:51,566 --> 00:39:52,366
顺便报点

904
00:39:52,366 --> 00:39:53,499
恭喜恭喜

905
00:39:53,866 --> 00:39:54,933
我操我爹

906
00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:00,900
你开心我也开心

907
00:40:01,133 --> 00:40:02,366
这就是一个好事

908
00:40:02,366 --> 00:40:02,966
认识一下

909
00:40:02,966 --> 00:40:03,766
你的新头像

910
00:40:03,766 --> 00:40:04,966
我看不见呀

911
00:40:04,966 --> 00:40:06,133
我怎么看见

912
00:40:06,466 --> 00:40:07,199
哈喽你好

913
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,200
呆子老师

914
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:09,500
那怎么办

915
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:11,999
你们都让我热评下新头像的话

916
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,533
我就会在直播里面啊

917
00:40:14,533 --> 00:40:16,699
打开你们的b站主页

918
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:18,933
到时候你们就可以说啊

919
00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:20,799
天呐这有一个主播

920
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,333
我不就是两个月没给他续店长吗

921
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:24,999
他就要打开我的主页

922
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,100
然后查我成分

923
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:28,933
看看我最近都在看什么v

924
00:40:28,933 --> 00:40:32,899
天哪他对观众的控制欲真是太强了

925
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,500
一点也不守v得

926
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:35,666
你这你这

927
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,300
你这头像是什么啊

928
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,200
又在查成分

929
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,800
我看不见这头像

930
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,800
我把你头像放到最大了

931
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,666
我我把浏览器放到了400%的比例啊啊

932
00:40:48,666 --> 00:40:50,533
这是一个斑点狗

933
00:40:50,566 --> 00:40:51,366
然后呢

934
00:40:52,133 --> 00:40:56,466
然后他有一个小嘴里面叼着一个花

935
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,600
两个眼睛瞪得滴溜圆

936
00:40:58,600 --> 00:40:59,966
把舌头吐出来

937
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,266
在边上呢

938
00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:03,499
有一个黑色的对话框啊

939
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:08,000
里面写着两个红色的大字结婚

940
00:41:09,966 --> 00:41:10,766
你

941
00:41:11,766 --> 00:41:13,999
你终于接受了你结婚

942
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,200
傻狗的人设

943
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,733
是吧而且引以为豪

944
00:41:17,733 --> 00:41:18,733
我不好说

945
00:41:18,766 --> 00:41:21,399
谢谢重重眉心暴击的狂徒

946
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,366
贼的s呀

947
00:41:22,366 --> 00:41:23,933
轰动你啊应该都

948
00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,700
感谢支持你

949
00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:28,600
就是结婚傻狗是吧

950
00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:30,133
今天怎么这么多乐极

951
00:41:30,533 --> 00:41:31,333
哎

952
00:41:32,666 --> 00:41:33,799
啊收起来

953
00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:37,000
好久没看陶老师了

954
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,200
上次在首页看到唐老师

955
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,466
看到他在看魔猿

956
00:41:43,466 --> 00:41:44,666
我当时还在想

957
00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:47,166
原来魔猿已经解禁了

958
00:41:47,266 --> 00:41:48,466
到下次什么时候

959
00:41:48,466 --> 00:41:50,966
哎呀我也跟耶耶人一起看一下

960
00:41:50,966 --> 00:41:53,566
耶耶人还是挺期待这个这个

961
00:41:53,566 --> 00:41:54,399
那什么的

962
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,766
还挺期待这个环节的哈

963
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,500
是不是符合人设

964
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,066
就有点太符合了

965
00:42:02,066 --> 00:42:02,933
你知道吗

966
00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:04,599
一般来说现在这个年代吧

967
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:05,666
自己苟述的人

968
00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:08,166
都会尽量往那种什么马尔济斯啊

969
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:10,266
什么小萨摩耶啊

970
00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,799
小金毛啊之类的这个方向

971
00:42:13,900 --> 00:42:14,866
就算是土狗

972
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:17,333
一般来说也会素一些呃

973
00:42:17,333 --> 00:42:19,566
可爱的白白胖胖的这种

974
00:42:19,566 --> 00:42:22,866
这种萌萌的狗头像啊

975
00:42:22,966 --> 00:42:24,999
而狂徒贼呢

976
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,700
选择了这种灰棕色的颜色

977
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:33,300
作为自己头像小狗的底色啊

978
00:42:33,366 --> 00:42:35,166
这种颜色就像什么呢

979
00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:37,499
假设大家看不到他头像的话

980
00:42:37,533 --> 00:42:38,966
可以替我形容一下

981
00:42:39,333 --> 00:42:41,533
你把一盒儿童橡皮泥

982
00:42:41,533 --> 00:42:44,499
里面的每个颜色都抠出来一点

983
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:46,133
把它们融合在一起

984
00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:48,733
就形成了这种不土灰不灰

985
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:49,999
中不中的颜色

986
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,900
以这种颜色作为底色

987
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:53,366
点缀了一些斑点

988
00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:55,866
加上两个略微有些对眼的

989
00:42:55,866 --> 00:42:57,333
圆溜溜的眼睛啊

990
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,500
生动形象的

991
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:02,000
在当代这个狗狗非常萌的年代

992
00:43:02,133 --> 00:43:05,466
诠释出了结婚傻狗的形象捏

993
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,733
你最讨厌的威马上就4了

994
00:43:09,733 --> 00:43:11,499
你这开香槟啊

995
00:43:11,866 --> 00:43:12,999
怎么还有这种事

996
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,900
查成分了

997
00:43:14,900 --> 00:43:17,200
嗨皮谢谢猫猫显卡了

998
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,533
3个幸运钥匙呢

999
00:43:18,533 --> 00:43:19,299
感谢支持

1000
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:21,933
谢谢你的爆了两个金币啊

1001
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:23,100
哈哈哈

1002
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,766
谢谢你爆了两个金币

1003
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,600
轰动你爱里嘎多原神启动

1004
00:43:28,933 --> 00:43:29,733
嗯

1005
00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:34,066
很有你币第一批数字头像藏品的风采

1006
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,400
怎么说呢

1007
00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:39,899
真的不太行吧

1008
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:43,133
这个颜色就显得蛮脏脏的

1009
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:44,199
这叫什么

1010
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,300
藏色失败了

1011
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:46,500
就是这种感觉

1012
00:43:47,933 --> 00:43:49,566
这是你自己画的吗

1013
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,966
关键就是你这个小狗头像

1014
00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:59,266
配上边上的那个个性签名

1015
00:43:59,266 --> 00:44:02,133
愿世上有情人都能终成眷属

1016
00:44:03,533 --> 00:44:05,566
有一种诙谐的幽默感

1017
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:08,133
有一种搭配的幽默感

1018
00:44:12,533 --> 00:44:15,199
啊好香好香啊

1019
00:44:16,266 --> 00:44:19,866
不是别的妹妹舰长头像会点的

1020
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,133
主播到底什么时候才能买个iPad

1021
00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:29,899
给大家画舰长头像啊

1022
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,700
有人期待这个环节吗

1023
00:44:31,966 --> 00:44:33,766
虽然直播间经常有人叫我

1024
00:44:33,766 --> 00:44:34,999
玩玩这个游戏啊

1025
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,900
看看那个视频啊啊

1026
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:38,400
唱唱歌呀啊

1027
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,500
能不能跟这个某室友联动一下之类的

1028
00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,300
但似乎也没什么人想要

1029
00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:45,166
我画过舰长头像呢

1030
00:44:45,766 --> 00:44:48,499
谢谢康纳的40把幸运钥匙捏

1031
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:49,600
感谢支持

1032
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,100
红豆捏爱丽发豆

1033
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:53,366
我会画画吗

1034
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,500
如果要是怎么说呢

1035
00:44:56,500 --> 00:45:02,966
要是呃狂徒贼这个头像的完成度的话

1036
00:45:02,966 --> 00:45:05,166
好像好像是可以换的

1037
00:45:05,733 --> 00:45:09,133
看看力图我都没有自己的美术风格吧

1038
00:45:09,533 --> 00:45:11,799
呃烟神原来还会画这个

1039
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,300
这个应该怎么读啊

1040
00:45:15,333 --> 00:45:16,099
你会评价

1041
00:45:16,100 --> 00:45:19,333
22617098直播间的头像

1042
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,066
2617098直播间的头像

1043
00:45:22,066 --> 00:45:26,399
即将作为我们新年盲盒的三选一

1044
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,066
随机掉落工艺徽章

1045
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,866
呃塞进我们的盲盒包裹里面

1046
00:45:31,866 --> 00:45:33,699
然后剩下的余量呢

1047
00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:36,333
会会会

1048
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,200
会上工坊掉落

1049
00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:43,333
说起来啊说起来

1050
00:45:43,466 --> 00:45:45,133
我的三款

1051
00:45:46,100 --> 00:45:47,966
我的第一个系列徽章里面

1052
00:45:47,966 --> 00:45:48,966
一共有三款

1053
00:45:48,966 --> 00:45:50,733
三款都是不同的工艺

1054
00:45:51,066 --> 00:45:52,566
然后我在想

1055
00:45:52,566 --> 00:45:54,366
这个售卖的方式

1056
00:45:54,366 --> 00:45:57,599
是应该按照盲盒来卖呢

1057
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,266
还是按照大家自选的来卖呢

1058
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,000
你们是喜欢那种

1059
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,200
三个里面随机收到一个的快乐感

1060
00:46:06,466 --> 00:46:08,366
还是喜欢那种

1061
00:46:10,066 --> 00:46:12,299
自己指定自己操纵的感觉

1062
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:13,466
能给我画一个吗

1063
00:46:13,466 --> 00:46:15,199
我不是给你画过吗

1064
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,166
我那天拿你的iPad画

1065
00:46:17,166 --> 00:46:17,933
画的时候

1066
00:46:17,933 --> 00:46:21,966
不是给你画了一个很开心的UL吗

1067
00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:25,133
哎

1068
00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:28,399
我给你画过都行

1069
00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,533
嗯都好啊

1070
00:46:30,666 --> 00:46:32,599
难道不能全给吗

1071
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:36,733
有全选的全买的选项但是主要理解

1072
00:46:36,733 --> 00:46:38,499
有人只想买一个嘛

1073
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,400
喜欢收到3个的快感

1074
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,533
那你们就买买套组吧

1075
00:46:43,366 --> 00:46:46,499
40发4个打榜11个泡泡糖23个金币

1076
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:47,700
我就说吧

1077
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:51,133
在当现在哔哩哔哩的直播间

1078
00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:53,999
多报金币已经是一个贬义词了

1079
00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:56,133
多报金币会亏的

1080
00:46:56,966 --> 00:46:58,666
全给要加钱买一个

1081
00:46:58,666 --> 00:47:00,399
你不能自己送两个吗

1082
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:04,333
好的呢亲没有问题呢亲

1083
00:47:04,366 --> 00:47:06,199
那么我们的销售方案

1084
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,900
就会从三个中随机选一个

1085
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:10,966
和三个中指定选一个

1086
00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:15,533
更改为买一送二价格为原来的3倍呢

1087
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,900
亲亲您是否感到满意

1088
00:47:17,933 --> 00:47:21,199
请给呃客服小燕打五星好评哦

1089
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:22,400
去啦

1090
00:47:25,566 --> 00:47:26,666
帮我存下来的

1091
00:47:26,666 --> 00:47:28,199
哈哈哈

1092
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,100
我不会用那个网站的笔刷

1093
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,133
画的挺挺奇怪的

1094
00:47:33,133 --> 00:47:35,533
这个就不开PK吧直接送了

1095
00:47:35,533 --> 00:47:36,666
行啊行啊

1096
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,200
买一送二哦

1097
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:44,133
就像是你在PDD买东西的时候拍一发10

1098
00:47:44,133 --> 00:47:46,366
其实标价就是十分的价格呢亲

1099
00:47:46,566 --> 00:47:48,466
让你有物超所值的快感

1100
00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:51,533
怎么样我是不是销冠

1101
00:47:51,533 --> 00:47:52,799
我是不是销冠

1102
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:54,566
哈哈哈谢谢

1103
00:47:54,566 --> 00:47:57,299
康纳的3个打宝呃

1104
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,300
10个金币抽到你阿里嘎豆

1105
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:05,333
一个基本款一个罕见款一个隐藏款

1106
00:48:05,333 --> 00:48:07,366
机器三个送一个纪念款

1107
00:48:08,166 --> 00:48:09,133
嗯其实

1108
00:48:09,133 --> 00:48:10,366
本来那个徽章

1109
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,066
我们不是一共卖了20来份

1110
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,166
新年盲盒吗

1111
00:48:14,166 --> 00:48:16,333
我本来只打算订20个的

1112
00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:19,933
但是被客服一说哎

1113
00:48:19,933 --> 00:48:22,866
20个的话我们这边做的要慢哦

1114
00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:25,299
您最好这边呢是能够订满一板

1115
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:26,400
那个会浆

1116
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,766
底的这样我们会快速的给您安排生产

1117
00:48:28,766 --> 00:48:31,533
我说一板是多少呢他说是20个起哦

1118
00:48:31,533 --> 00:48:34,666
我说那就每样20个吧

1119
00:48:34,666 --> 00:48:37,133
我本来就定了20多个吧

1120
00:48:37,133 --> 00:48:38,699
然后后面定了60个

1121
00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:40,466
他说那这样吧亲

1122
00:48:40,466 --> 00:48:42,333
我们不如再加一下

1123
00:48:42,333 --> 00:48:45,199
然后你每样再多做个六七个

1124
00:48:45,466 --> 00:48:45,799
这样的话

1125
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,800
我们这个也方便给您往前排一排

1126
00:48:48,933 --> 00:48:52,266
而且呢到时候还会有一个阶梯优惠哦

1127
00:48:52,266 --> 00:48:54,933
就比如说我们这个徽章本来是

1128
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,133
呃五块钱一个啊

1129
00:48:57,133 --> 00:48:59,299
假设说我们这徽章本来是五块钱一个

1130
00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:01,366
然后如果说您订满100个

1131
00:49:01,366 --> 00:49:03,066
我们可以给您4块5一个

1132
00:49:03,066 --> 00:49:03,399
是吧

1133
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,466
现在是非常大的优惠啊打的九折呢

1134
00:49:06,466 --> 00:49:07,566
我说我一算

1135
00:49:09,133 --> 00:49:11,199
哦好就这样吧

1136
00:49:11,266 --> 00:49:14,799
结果之后在他的蛊惑之下定了100多个

1137
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,500
本来我只想定20个的

1138
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:21,066
结果在他蛊惑之下定了100多个

1139
00:49:21,066 --> 00:49:23,666
天呐那我找平台仅退款

1140
00:49:23,666 --> 00:49:24,799
你怎么这么坏

1141
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,600
你怎么这么坏

1142
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,933
我我不

1143
00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:41,866
不过请退款好像是有坑在里面的

1144
00:49:41,866 --> 00:49:45,399
我记得之前刷哪个论坛看到的

1145
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,866
说平台仅退款

1146
00:49:46,866 --> 00:49:47,933
是淘宝吗

1147
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,700
淘宝还是PDD来着

1148
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,133
推荐你仅退款

1149
00:49:51,133 --> 00:49:53,733
然后仅退款的话商家是可以投诉你

1150
00:49:53,733 --> 00:49:54,366
还是怎么样

1151
00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:56,733
还是可以起诉你什么什么的

1152
00:49:56,733 --> 00:50:00,166
因为这个是违反某个消费者规则的

1153
00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,366
就如果你想换货

1154
00:50:03,366 --> 00:50:05,166
有质量问题想换货的话

1155
00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:06,599
应该选择退货退款

1156
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,766
如果选择仅退款的话就会有一些

1157
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:12,400
风险

1158
00:50:13,733 --> 00:50:16,399
哎呀康纳进不了什么新年盲盒

1159
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,100
就是新年那个时候的盲盲盒呀

1160
00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:20,733
烟神顶多是个客服

1161
00:50:20,733 --> 00:50:21,966
销冠还差的有点远

1162
00:50:21,966 --> 00:50:23,333
放不开呀

1163
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:25,966
那不是还不是主播放不开

1164
00:50:25,966 --> 00:50:27,533
还不是主播不努力

1165
00:50:28,366 --> 00:50:30,099
那VIP销冠怎么办

1166
00:50:30,100 --> 00:50:31,733
每天在直播间里面跟大家

1167
00:50:31,733 --> 00:50:33,766
推销一下我们的招牌产品

1168
00:50:33,766 --> 00:50:36,366
原价198 现价仅需138

1169
00:50:36,466 --> 00:50:38,566
不但获得丰富的实物礼物

1170
00:50:38,566 --> 00:50:42,566
获得主播的这个一月当爹体验卡

1171
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:46,100
还能够获得掌控主播直播时长的快感

1172
00:50:46,133 --> 00:50:48,566
然后还可以让你这个名字

1173
00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:51,699
登上心爱主播的这个高能榜榜首

1174
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:56,400
是吧简直就是拍一送五的绝佳买卖

1175
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,800
只要138 获得快乐的

1176
00:51:01,066 --> 00:51:02,099
嗯嗯哈哈

1177
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,266
我说不下去了

1178
00:51:03,266 --> 00:51:05,166
孩子看戏啊

1179
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:06,900
嗯

1180
00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:12,399
说做销售除了需要脑子好使

1181
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,300
逻辑思维顶尖

1182
00:51:14,300 --> 00:51:15,600
临场反应快

1183
00:51:16,666 --> 00:51:17,733
还是有一种

1184
00:51:18,166 --> 00:51:22,466
不在乎自己是谁的这种勇气

1185
00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:26,300
还有标价10块电竞银买个人信息的

1186
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,966
这种东西谁会相信他会真的发货啊

1187
00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:29,899
还差6个

1188
00:51:29,900 --> 00:51:33,066
舰长上25快要变蓝牌子了

1189
00:51:34,866 --> 00:51:35,699
我等你哦

1190
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,533
那联合大家都不买

1191
00:51:38,533 --> 00:51:41,466
主播为了清仓就不得不白给了

1192
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,933
那不好吧不好吧

1193
00:51:43,933 --> 00:51:45,133
不要这个

1194
00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:49,399
那我就自己留着了呗

1195
00:51:49,533 --> 00:51:52,066
我现在有好多周边剩下一点点

1196
00:51:52,066 --> 00:51:54,266
都会都会自己留着的

1197
00:51:54,266 --> 00:51:56,533
就比如说那个流沙麻将啊

1198
00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:58,900
啊对了我们流沙麻将的话

1199
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:02,533
呃因为之前不是有剩了几个余量吗

1200
00:52:02,533 --> 00:52:04,866
好像一直也没有人找我要补发

1201
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:08,866
所以这次会带三个去场馆卖

1202
00:52:08,866 --> 00:52:12,199
你这三个卖完就没了

1203
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,333
再看 400遍了

1204
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:19,133
你在思考慢慢报点还是直接报点

1205
00:52:19,133 --> 00:52:20,133
那好办啊

1206
00:52:20,466 --> 00:52:21,799
200直接报

1207
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,266
然后200慢慢报

1208
00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:24,299
这么简单

1209
00:52:25,066 --> 00:52:26,599
仅退款只坑小商家

1210
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:27,866
大品牌根本不给你

1211
00:52:27,866 --> 00:52:28,466
是这样吗

1212
00:52:28,466 --> 00:52:29,733
谢谢鲤鱼的粉丝团

1213
00:52:29,733 --> 00:52:30,766
灯牌红灯你

1214
00:52:30,766 --> 00:52:31,699
爱丽甘肃

1215
00:52:32,133 --> 00:52:33,899
我帮你试试能不能仅退款

1216
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,200
不要不要要的呀

1217
00:52:36,466 --> 00:52:37,733
算了我觉得你们

1218
00:52:37,733 --> 00:52:40,466
你们有本家的应该都不会

1219
00:52:40,700 --> 00:52:43,800
不会仅退款的吧你们

1220
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:50,566
你们有本家的你们退了主播试试把本

1221
00:52:50,566 --> 00:52:51,866
家退了怎么办

1222
00:52:55,366 --> 00:52:57,966
主播主播你又不会来哄主播

1223
00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,799
但是本家你要哄好久

1224
00:53:00,733 --> 00:53:03,199
你被本家拉黑了你不会心痛吗

1225
00:53:04,333 --> 00:53:05,133
啊

1226
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,866
买个5块钱包邮的东西

1227
00:53:08,866 --> 00:53:10,266
人家都懒得让你邮回去

1228
00:53:10,266 --> 00:53:12,733
但一般来说也会叫你去破坏它

1229
00:53:13,300 --> 00:53:15,900
要是买个手机壳的话就把它剪了

1230
00:53:15,966 --> 00:53:18,266
买个手机屏的话就把它卷了

1231
00:53:18,366 --> 00:53:19,566
买个蛋糕之类的

1232
00:53:19,566 --> 00:53:20,999
直接把它扔到垃圾桶里

1233
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,500
拍个照片才行吧

1234
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,966
再开一个号给本战

1235
00:53:24,966 --> 00:53:25,766
不要

1236
00:53:26,666 --> 00:53:27,899
你留着干啥

1237
00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:29,700
屯谷子等涨价吗

1238
00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:31,533
IP太冷的情况下

1239
00:53:31,533 --> 00:53:34,699
哪怕是圆谷神谷也不会涨价吧

1240
00:53:35,933 --> 00:53:39,566
这个东西骨子要涨价得满足一个情况

1241
00:53:39,566 --> 00:53:41,399
就是时间跨度足够久

1242
00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:43,566
绝版的力度足够大

1243
00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:46,100
同时呢柄图足够好看

1244
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,900
以前的受众不多

1245
00:53:48,133 --> 00:53:49,133
定的人少

1246
00:53:49,133 --> 00:53:50,899
但是现在他忽然火起来了

1247
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:52,466
就有很多人需要他

1248
00:53:52,866 --> 00:53:54,133
谷子一共就这些吗

1249
00:53:54,133 --> 00:53:56,266
数量是恒定的呃

1250
00:53:56,266 --> 00:53:57,699
有些人喜欢他

1251
00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:59,300
就算出坑也不卖掉

1252
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,500
所以在市场上流通的这个部分

1253
00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:02,966
就会越炒越高嘛

1254
00:54:04,133 --> 00:54:07,766
但主播的话就是始终吃主播骨的

1255
00:54:07,766 --> 00:54:10,733
就是我们铁血阴炎人是吧

1256
00:54:10,733 --> 00:54:13,266
一直都是我们铁血阴炎人

1257
00:54:14,366 --> 00:54:17,999
所以说本来就不太存在什么谷子

1258
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:19,533
涨价之类的东西啊

1259
00:54:19,533 --> 00:54:21,199
我觉得我到现在

1260
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,933
那个最容易涨价的东西

1261
00:54:22,933 --> 00:54:24,899
其实是那个三层立牌

1262
00:54:24,966 --> 00:54:27,299
但好像你们都不是特别喜欢

1263
00:54:27,733 --> 00:54:28,533
三层立牌

1264
00:54:28,533 --> 00:54:31,899
夫妇跟流麻是我觉得最容易涨价的

1265
00:54:31,933 --> 00:54:33,399
手写信这个东西吧

1266
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,466
因为我我是写了秃签的

1267
00:54:36,466 --> 00:54:39,066
就把每个人的ID都写到上面了

1268
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:43,366
所以反而签名明信片这个不一定

1269
00:54:43,366 --> 00:54:44,866
能涨多少呢

1270
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:48,566
本家当然是微信打回去

1271
00:54:48,566 --> 00:54:51,566
不要吧不要吧

1272
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,133
跟本家闹翻了

1273
00:54:53,133 --> 00:54:54,099
不是直接那

1274
00:54:54,100 --> 00:54:55,566
那主播就属于是殃

1275
00:54:55,566 --> 00:54:56,766
及池鱼了

1276
00:54:56,766 --> 00:54:58,899
主播又没有做错什么

1277
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,100
换些未成年的时候

1278
00:55:02,100 --> 00:55:04,733
记得让主播别亏了吧

1279
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:06,300
哎

1280
00:55:06,700 --> 00:55:08,100
万一主播突然火了呢

1281
00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:10,000
那不就成理财整拼了

1282
00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:11,333
你怎么写的

1283
00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:12,666
难道你其实一直

1284
00:55:12,666 --> 00:55:13,466
不是啊

1285
00:55:13,566 --> 00:55:16,199
是我刚出道了一个月的那个时候

1286
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,966
我们一个月的纪念回的礼物就是

1287
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:26,666
我出国之前最后一天在家里写的

1288
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:29,533
我最后一天写完了

1289
00:55:29,533 --> 00:55:31,966
然后拜托猫妈妈帮我寄出去

1290
00:55:31,966 --> 00:55:33,899
然后我就再也没回来过

1291
00:55:34,966 --> 00:55:37,733
烟神之前的PP夹坏掉了

1292
00:55:38,300 --> 00:55:41,866
对不起可能是他形状的问题吧

1293
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:45,399
感觉坏的还是蛮多的

1294
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,700
但是其实我找的那个厂家

1295
00:55:48,266 --> 00:55:49,933
还是比较有名的

1296
00:55:49,933 --> 00:55:51,333
亚克力质量好的

1297
00:55:51,333 --> 00:55:54,099
而且他那个切割方式也比较先进的

1298
00:55:54,666 --> 00:55:57,199
那种厂家就很奇怪

1299
00:55:57,666 --> 00:55:59,866
弹簧侧面的金属框弹下来

1300
00:55:59,866 --> 00:56:01,766
一边夹不住东西了

1301
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,600
啊

1302
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:10,933
这只能说主播做周边里少见的失误啊

1303
00:56:10,933 --> 00:56:12,399
我的周边就算翻车

1304
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,166
最多也就是色差很大就到手了

1305
00:56:15,166 --> 00:56:16,666
之后直接碎了

1306
00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:19,499
或者说特别不耐用的情况

1307
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:20,900
这还是第一次

1308
00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:22,266
对不起

1309
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,766
比如塞纳和17的

1310
00:56:24,766 --> 00:56:26,899
零一0股现在应该多少涨了吧

1311
00:56:26,900 --> 00:56:27,733
你别说啊

1312
00:56:27,733 --> 00:56:29,333
我还真挺好奇这件事的

1313
00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:30,333
你提醒我了

1314
00:56:30,333 --> 00:56:31,299
让我去看一下

1315
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:32,100
哦

1316
00:56:32,566 --> 00:56:33,533
让我看看

1317
00:56:33,966 --> 00:56:35,966
我去闲鱼上搜一搜

1318
00:56:41,333 --> 00:56:42,166
嗯嗯

1319
00:56:45,966 --> 00:56:48,733
还有0叫多了零一0

1320
00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:50,566
然后我刚才在这边

1321
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,700
都忘了他是哪几个字了

1322
00:56:55,266 --> 00:57:00,199
不见我们要互相亏欠

1323
00:57:01,933 --> 00:57:05,899
我们要藕断丝连

1324
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:07,700
搜一下看看啊

1325
00:57:10,766 --> 00:57:12,999
s h forty eight林忆宁声写

1326
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,133
梦想岛sit 30包邮飞偏远

1327
00:57:20,933 --> 00:57:22,466
好像感觉也

1328
00:57:26,866 --> 00:57:28,133
也没什么鼓啊

1329
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:33,966
三大盒的

1330
00:57:33,966 --> 00:57:36,333
这个应该叫声写吧是吧

1331
00:57:39,766 --> 00:57:41,533
散章出一位

1332
00:57:41,533 --> 00:57:44,199
你SH内封散章

1333
00:57:45,566 --> 00:57:46,899
周诗雨55块

1334
00:57:46,900 --> 00:57:48,333
段誉旋30

1335
00:57:48,700 --> 00:57:50,166
左进旋15

1336
00:57:51,133 --> 00:57:52,533
韩佳乐25

1337
00:57:55,133 --> 00:57:57,133
没有没有没有我们海之家

1338
00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:59,533
为什么那这么一看的话

1339
00:57:59,533 --> 00:58:02,133
感觉感觉这个价格还是蛮高的

1340
00:58:02,133 --> 00:58:04,533
30块相当于段艺璇的开位呢

1341
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:07,333
段艺璇是上过那个亲你的

1342
00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:10,666
这种上过额外的选秀的是吧

1343
00:58:16,566 --> 00:58:18,999
江山跟费沁园这样的河内top

1344
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,266
两个人的合影也才60呢

1345
00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:22,966
这约等于什么

1346
00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:24,366
约等于我们临沂

1347
00:58:24,366 --> 00:58:26,266
约等于约等于费信源啊

1348
00:58:26,333 --> 00:58:27,666
这不是蛮好的嘛

1349
00:58:27,733 --> 00:58:29,166
河内太子的地位

1350
00:58:31,566 --> 00:58:34,866
昨天在口袋18看了海之杰的种犬宣言

1351
00:58:34,866 --> 00:58:36,533
感觉跟现在没咋变

1352
00:58:36,533 --> 00:58:37,566
那不挺好的吗

1353
00:58:37,566 --> 00:58:40,266
哈哈哈那不是挺好的吗

1354
00:58:40,266 --> 00:58:43,766
不是吧他在河内的时候感觉就还是

1355
00:58:44,700 --> 00:58:45,000
呃

1356
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,666
人气情况比较比较比较不太那什么吧

1357
00:58:50,266 --> 00:58:50,666
其实

1358
00:58:50,666 --> 00:58:53,933
我对于和了解的人也不算特别多吧

1359
00:58:53,933 --> 00:58:55,099
抽到笑点

1360
00:58:55,133 --> 00:58:57,266
哈哈

1361
00:58:57,266 --> 00:58:57,866
怎么啦

1362
00:58:57,866 --> 00:58:58,666
我们

1363
00:58:58,766 --> 00:59:00,533
越等于越等于废弃园

1364
00:59:00,533 --> 00:59:01,533
越等于江山

1365
00:59:01,533 --> 00:59:02,866
越等于段义弦

1366
00:59:02,966 --> 00:59:03,766
是不是

1367
00:59:04,333 --> 00:59:07,466
孩子姐在河内论资排位的时候

1368
00:59:07,566 --> 00:59:08,799
排也排不上的吗

1369
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:11,133
哈哈哈这不也挺好的吗

1370
00:59:14,066 --> 00:59:16,866
所以说人要找到适合自己的赛道啊

1371
00:59:16,866 --> 00:59:20,899
在充满了这个卖CP啊

1372
00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:24,400
充满了魅女粉的当今的塞纳河也好

1373
00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:26,899
呃再充满了宅男哥

1374
00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:29,100
呃怎么说呢

1375
00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:31,966
在那个打call的以前的塞纳河也好

1376
00:59:32,366 --> 00:59:34,533
都不是适合我们年年的舞台

1377
00:59:34,533 --> 00:59:37,799
而我们年年成功抓住了这个转型机会

1378
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,300
实现了弯道超车

1379
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:43,300
呃在这个哔哩哔哩的擅长的

1380
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:45,000
二次元的一亩三分地中

1381
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,600
绽放出自己的光彩

1382
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:50,166
这不正是一个励志的案例吗

1383
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:53,933
我们每个人都要找到适合自己的方向

1384
00:59:53,933 --> 00:59:55,999
才能发挥自己的才能啊

1385
00:59:56,066 --> 00:59:58,133
是吧你不是没有能力

1386
00:59:58,133 --> 01:00:00,533
你只是缺少了一个

1387
01:00:09,366 --> 01:00:09,766
不过

1388
01:00:09,766 --> 01:00:13,199
塞纳河的这种升起来居然这么便宜吗

1389
01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:16,066
我没想到哎

1390
01:00:16,300 --> 01:00:17,466
居然这么便宜

1391
01:00:17,466 --> 01:00:19,899
主播的话真是公公又是事啊

1392
01:00:19,900 --> 01:00:21,000
那怎么不公事啊

1393
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,166
不公事的话明天不就马上马上马上

1394
01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:25,566
学学猎犬找到我

1395
01:00:25,566 --> 01:00:27,499
然后给我咬两口

1396
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:29,766
我就只能退退退休了

1397
01:00:31,066 --> 01:00:32,866
后天就没有美颜面了

1398
01:00:32,866 --> 01:00:34,266
可不要挑战寸杀

1399
01:00:34,333 --> 01:00:35,099
好吧

1400
01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:38,966
我的回合叠甲和好像也要有虚拟偶像

1401
01:00:38,966 --> 01:00:40,466
和那虚拟偶像整的

1402
01:00:40,466 --> 01:00:41,666
我的评价是

1403
01:00:43,066 --> 01:00:44,533
我2012年

1404
01:00:45,366 --> 01:00:50,866
第一次打开这个喃喃同人文的

1405
01:00:50,933 --> 01:00:52,766
R18搬运网站的时候

1406
01:00:52,766 --> 01:00:53,899
跳出来的

1407
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:56,600
劣质小广告

1408
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:58,333
现在想想

1409
01:00:58,333 --> 01:01:00,499
可能是偷了什么最终幻想系列

1410
01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:02,666
或者鬼泣系列的游戏系列吧

1411
01:01:02,766 --> 01:01:05,799
这种劣质游戏小广告的质量

1412
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:07,466
的3D建模的质量

1413
01:01:07,466 --> 01:01:09,533
都比和在2024年

1414
01:01:09,533 --> 01:01:12,333
拿出来的3D建模的那个风格

1415
01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:14,166
和美术质量要好啊

1416
01:01:18,466 --> 01:01:19,533
穿越来的

1417
01:01:21,533 --> 01:01:23,166
这个虚拟偶像呢

1418
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:27,500
我不记得2012年2013年有虚拟偶像呀

1419
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,266
刚才肥猫提到了签名

1420
01:01:32,266 --> 01:01:33,866
我当初没注意时间

1421
01:01:33,866 --> 01:01:35,066
天气是天晚了

1422
01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:36,099
没有签名

1423
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:37,766
那说明什么

1424
01:01:37,766 --> 01:01:39,333
说明你坚持住了

1425
01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:40,899
等主播等主播

1426
01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:45,133
等主播再呃IP转变的时候啊

1427
01:01:45,166 --> 01:01:47,466
等主播再IP转变的时候

1428
01:01:47,766 --> 01:01:49,566
大家普天同庆一下

1429
01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:51,333
哈哈哈

1430
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:54,666
再搞一个舰长写亲切的活动吧

1431
01:01:54,666 --> 01:01:55,266
这叫什么

1432
01:01:55,266 --> 01:01:56,299
有始有终

1433
01:01:56,300 --> 01:02:00,333
是不是和进军b圈孩子姐算不算一起

1434
01:02:00,333 --> 01:02:01,866
生活力的不行吧

1435
01:02:01,866 --> 01:02:02,666
应该不行吧

1436
01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:05,299
你就不能从加拿大签发接签吗

1437
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:07,000
那我摆件摆件赚

1438
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,166
的钱多少钱

1439
01:02:08,166 --> 01:02:09,133
我算一下

1440
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:11,266
摆件能赚到

1441
01:02:12,733 --> 01:02:14,666
大概5,000块左右吧

1442
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,000
呃

1443
01:02:16,366 --> 01:02:21,166
从国内寄东西过来然后再寄回去的话

1444
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:27,733
大概要花掉我摆件利润的多少呢

1445
01:02:28,133 --> 01:02:30,933
花归单心得不过半夜别在雨点点

1446
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:32,800
心酸总在

1447
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:33,766
哀伤太大

1448
01:02:33,766 --> 01:02:35,466
雨点别在雨点

1449
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:38,166
主要是我现在写完然后再寄回去的话

1450
01:02:38,166 --> 01:02:39,299
可能我都已经

1451
01:02:39,666 --> 01:02:41,366
我都已经回去了

1452
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,400
我太麻烦了

1453
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,900
发扫描键

1454
01:02:52,966 --> 01:02:54,999
那怎么不直接发电子版

1455
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,066
我把小月的iPad抱过来

1456
01:02:57,066 --> 01:02:58,333
现在谁给我上电脑

1457
01:02:58,333 --> 01:03:00,299
我就马上给你签一个绵绵

1458
01:03:02,133 --> 01:03:03,666
可以等等我回国

1459
01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:04,699
都回国签吧

1460
01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:07,066
感觉自己寄出去还挺有意思的

1461
01:03:07,166 --> 01:03:09,966
我之前的那个信封啊什么的

1462
01:03:09,966 --> 01:03:11,866
都是自己手贴的呢

1463
01:03:15,066 --> 01:03:16,199
明天老师晚安

1464
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:17,100
困了睡了

1465
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:18,200
现在几点了

1466
01:03:21,066 --> 01:03:23,333
啊来回运费大概贵了1,000

1467
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,733
便宜300 那就是20%多吧

1468
01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:30,066
我看一下有握手绢卖吗

1469
01:03:30,066 --> 01:03:31,299
没有这种东西

1470
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,700
这要买多少啊

1471
01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:35,133
假设说合的握手绢

1472
01:03:35,133 --> 01:03:37,466
我看一下合的握手绢一张多少钱

1473
01:03:39,300 --> 01:03:40,600
握手绢

1474
01:03:42,133 --> 01:03:45,899
爸爸说我是个是个机灵鬼

1475
01:03:49,966 --> 01:03:52,533
一二三四五六七

1476
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:57,366
七张300一个

1477
01:03:57,366 --> 01:03:59,399
一个握手绢能握多久啊

1478
01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:05,066
假设说力反馈手套是10万块一双吧

1479
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,733
7张300的情况下

1480
01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:14,366
300/7 一张是42

1481
01:04:14,366 --> 01:04:15,899
我们就算50块

1482
01:04:18,733 --> 01:04:21,799
10万乘以50要卖掉2,000张握手绢

1483
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,766
假设说一张握手绢能握30秒的话

1484
01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:29,733
那起码要卖掉1,000分钟的握手绢天呐

1485
01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:34,400
好可怕呀

1486
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,066
要卧16个小时

1487
01:04:40,666 --> 01:04:42,399
这也太高强度了

1488
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,733
工地搬砖都没有这么搬的吧

1489
01:04:45,566 --> 01:04:48,166
这些羊驼不是说花了几百万吗

1490
01:04:49,133 --> 01:04:50,933
那是好几年之前了

1491
01:04:50,933 --> 01:04:53,333
现在科技创新了是吧

1492
01:04:53,466 --> 01:04:55,166
科技科技有所进步

1493
01:04:55,166 --> 01:04:57,366
想必这个握手绢价格

1494
01:04:57,366 --> 01:05:00,166
力反馈手套也有所下降吧

1495
01:05:09,733 --> 01:05:14,699
这世界有了欢乐少不了图图

1496
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:21,133
不过现在我是觉得

1497
01:05:21,133 --> 01:05:26,666
群体的这种情绪还是挺能决定啊

1498
01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:30,099
这粉丝圈子里面

1499
01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:34,766
群体的情绪还是挺能决定官方决策的

1500
01:05:35,133 --> 01:05:35,666
比如我

1501
01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:39,533
现在脱离了这个二手的粉丝氛围啊

1502
01:05:39,533 --> 01:05:42,199
我觉得去年我像卖个握手绢啊

1503
01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:43,766
好像还挺酷的

1504
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:48,066
就找不到当初为什么会去反对呀

1505
01:05:48,066 --> 01:05:49,299
为什么会去车

1506
01:05:49,300 --> 01:05:50,366
为什么会去评论

1507
01:05:50,366 --> 01:05:51,566
去开阵子

1508
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:52,933
比如说

1509
01:05:52,933 --> 01:05:57,399
大家处在一个有集体意志的群体中时

1510
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:57,966
很多时候

1511
01:05:57,966 --> 01:06:00,799
个人就会放弃自己思考的权利呢

1512
01:06:01,300 --> 01:06:03,366
因为违背了AU不搞饭圈

1513
01:06:03,366 --> 01:06:05,299
不搞特权的初衷

1514
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:08,866
但是单对这个形式来说

1515
01:06:08,866 --> 01:06:10,699
我觉得是挺好的而且

1516
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,533
只能说直到最后为了活下去

1517
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:17,900
也不得不去让步一部分权利吧

1518
01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:20,166
因为你大家人人平等

1519
01:06:20,166 --> 01:06:22,166
人人有八边台的情况

1520
01:06:23,166 --> 01:06:24,733
需要建立在一个基础上

1521
01:06:24,733 --> 01:06:25,699
就是这个奇幻

1522
01:06:25,700 --> 01:06:30,766
能一直在这个猎粉头猎手老的基础上

1523
01:06:30,900 --> 01:06:33,966
保持一个盈利状态

1524
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:38,766
那如果说一味的为了追求平等

1525
01:06:38,766 --> 01:06:41,666
到最后没有办法维持盈利

1526
01:06:41,666 --> 01:06:44,366
没有办法维持营收的情况下

1527
01:06:44,533 --> 01:06:47,499
那大家就是平等的都没得看

1528
01:06:48,200 --> 01:06:51,300
那真是直到噶的最后前一秒都平等了

1529
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:52,866
平等的都没得看

1530
01:06:52,866 --> 01:06:54,866
那为了能有的看的话

1531
01:06:54,866 --> 01:06:56,899
有时候还是要妥协一下

1532
01:06:58,566 --> 01:07:00,299
这个列反馈想想确实很不对

1533
01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:01,733
对吧对吧

1534
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,066
还是挺帅的吧

1535
01:07:06,466 --> 01:07:09,566
主要看他的精度能精细到什么样

1536
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:13,966
而且其实如果这个东西换一种形式

1537
01:07:13,966 --> 01:07:17,133
比如说这个换成什么

1538
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:20,333
呃让我想想

1539
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:21,800
迷你游戏吧

1540
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:25,966
换个炼狱深空男主线下握手会

1541
01:07:25,966 --> 01:07:28,933
然后让什么万科大佬去参加

1542
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,566
可以即时体验

1543
01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:37,400
AI演算出来的男主角操作力反馈手套

1544
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:40,133
跟你握手并且跟你对话的这

1545
01:07:40,133 --> 01:07:42,166
种这种体验的话

1546
01:07:42,300 --> 01:07:44,666
那想必大家也都会蛮开心的

1547
01:07:44,666 --> 01:07:46,333
因为真的还挺酷的

1548
01:07:47,133 --> 01:07:48,199
谢谢关注啊

1549
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:49,700
刚才有7笔

1550
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:52,200
豆瓣泥潭反对力反馈的联合声明

1551
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:53,066
其实我说实话

1552
01:07:53,066 --> 01:07:56,499
就是粉丝论坛会出红点

1553
01:07:56,500 --> 01:07:58,133
白色的联合声明

1554
01:07:58,133 --> 01:08:00,866
或者说要开始写长文写大字报的时候

1555
01:08:00,900 --> 01:08:03,400
这本来就是饭圈的一种表现

1556
01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:07,066
什么所谓的联合声明啊

1557
01:08:07,066 --> 01:08:08,399
所谓的签名啊

1558
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:11,000
所谓的这个大家呼吁共同怎么怎么样

1559
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,500
共同排个队形啊

1560
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,900
这本来就是饭圈的表现吗

1561
01:08:15,466 --> 01:08:15,866
也行

1562
01:08:15,866 --> 01:08:18,533
我身边好多女生都说练深宫一图

1563
01:08:18,966 --> 01:08:20,166
主要就是

1564
01:08:21,733 --> 01:08:22,533
他

1565
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,000
恋影深宫的三弟

1566
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:28,700
就像米耶米娅的三弟

1567
01:08:29,133 --> 01:08:30,166
我就这么说吧

1568
01:08:30,166 --> 01:08:32,866
但米颜米娅是一个个人式虚拟主播

1569
01:08:32,866 --> 01:08:35,333
同时也没有什么好的3D设备

1570
01:08:35,533 --> 01:08:36,533
米颜米娅的3D

1571
01:08:36,533 --> 01:08:37,933
对于别人的3D来说呢

1572
01:08:37,933 --> 01:08:41,066
米颜米娅只能3D给大家手舞足蹈啊

1573
01:08:41,066 --> 01:08:43,066
看一看这个及时的一些

1574
01:08:44,466 --> 01:08:45,666
一些一些小表情

1575
01:08:45,666 --> 01:08:47,199
一些小动作之类的

1576
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:49,566
但假如说放到这个歌是武士身上

1577
01:08:49,566 --> 01:08:50,799
三弟就能够唱歌

1578
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,166
能够开演唱会

1579
01:08:52,300 --> 01:08:54,733
能够什么宅舞50连跳

1580
01:08:54,733 --> 01:08:57,266
100连跳绵绵没有这个能力

1581
01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:58,600
而炼狱升空呢

1582
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:01,966
作为一个乙女游戏的呃

1583
01:09:02,100 --> 01:09:04,600
在乙女游戏这届也算是大成了吧

1584
01:09:05,133 --> 01:09:08,566
他们的3D跟市面上的3D游戏

1585
01:09:08,566 --> 01:09:09,866
不管是MMO啊

1586
01:09:09,866 --> 01:09:12,666
还是说开放世界啊等等等等

1587
01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:14,999
因为这种游戏题材说实话也不新了吗

1588
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,933
3D游戏动作游戏之类的

1589
01:09:16,966 --> 01:09:18,166
其实也不新了

1590
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,166
但他们的这个动作和战斗部分

1591
01:09:21,166 --> 01:09:22,566
以及3D的组成部分

1592
01:09:22,566 --> 01:09:25,933
就相当于呃绵绵的3D

1593
01:09:25,933 --> 01:09:29,133
对于能歌善舞的v up的3D一样

1594
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,333
属于一个食之无味弃之可惜

1595
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:32,733
有他没他都一样的

1596
01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:33,899
一个情况吧

1597
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:35,333
作为一个移女游戏

1598
01:09:35,333 --> 01:09:36,733
如果你说去主打互动

1599
01:09:36,733 --> 01:09:37,999
主打剧情演出

1600
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,766
那么你用一个3D模型在

1601
01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:43,266
剧情里面站桩

1602
01:09:43,266 --> 01:09:48,333
在剧情里面还是正面镜头去换动作

1603
01:09:48,333 --> 01:09:48,966
换表情

1604
01:09:48,966 --> 01:09:51,999
那你说跟二弟换个例会又有啥差别呢

1605
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:52,900
这游戏里面

1606
01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:55,966
既没有可以让人自由活动的大地图

1607
01:09:56,133 --> 01:09:57,566
甚至很多地图建出来

1608
01:09:57,566 --> 01:09:58,766
他也不让你去自由活动

1609
01:09:58,766 --> 01:10:01,333
你只能在这个呃怎么说

1610
01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:04,766
做好的流程里面去按部就班的走啊

1611
01:10:04,766 --> 01:10:06,733
甚至连香亭地图都没有

1612
01:10:06,733 --> 01:10:10,099
一般战斗就是一段路和一个大圆盘

1613
01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:11,000
这种情况吧

1614
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,066
你也能歌善舞

1615
01:10:12,066 --> 01:10:12,999
我不会啊

1616
01:10:13,266 --> 01:10:15,299
我称之为3D陷阱

1617
01:10:15,766 --> 01:10:18,999
主要就是我们对于3D恋爱游戏的想象

1618
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:22,000
不应该是一个2.5D的情况

1619
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,066
就他是一个3D建模了

1620
01:10:24,066 --> 01:10:25,533
他的卡牌是3D的了

1621
01:10:25,533 --> 01:10:27,666
他有的时候会有一些动画

1622
01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:29,066
有一些运镜了

1623
01:10:29,066 --> 01:10:30,899
但是有还不够

1624
01:10:31,166 --> 01:10:33,133
他需要更多的东西来证明

1625
01:10:33,133 --> 01:10:36,566
他的3D做出来是更有诚意的

1626
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:39,366
而不是说3D就是拿来偷懒的

1627
01:10:39,366 --> 01:10:42,566
省的话表情力会个个差分

1628
01:10:42,766 --> 01:10:45,599
省的每个卡面都要去设计镜头啊

1629
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,200
什么之类的

1630
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,466
直接拿模型导进场景里面

1631
01:10:48,566 --> 01:10:49,699
去跑一段动画

1632
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,700
上个渲染哦

1633
01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:52,666
就可以卖一张五星卡出来

1634
01:10:53,100 --> 01:10:55,200
与其说是3D增加的成本

1635
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:57,366
倒不如说我感觉这样还挺省力的

1636
01:10:57,366 --> 01:10:59,599
因为模型不会变的情况下

1637
01:10:59,666 --> 01:11:01,099
始终都不会有崩卡

1638
01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:03,766
而且大家各位在座的各位也会有

1639
01:11:03,766 --> 01:11:05,199
就是从事3D制作

1640
01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:09,600
跟3D这个建模相关行业的人嘛

1641
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:10,766
大家也都知道

1642
01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:11,533
3D这个东西

1643
01:11:11,533 --> 01:11:13,599
如果是一个模型多次运用的话

1644
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,000
可能他最后长线运营的情况下

1645
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:18,066
比2D每张卡都化例会

1646
01:11:18,066 --> 01:11:18,899
然后做那

1647
01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:22,466
个live to d这种情况下都成本要低的

1648
01:11:22,966 --> 01:11:25,499
所以他就在于这样的一个情况嘛

1649
01:11:26,366 --> 01:11:27,266
不如坐LRD

1650
01:11:27,266 --> 01:11:28,733
是啊不如坐LRD啊

1651
01:11:28,733 --> 01:11:29,766
很多的时候

1652
01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:32,200
甚至有的时候都不如MMD了

1653
01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:34,899
说起LDRD就要催促我们碧蓝航线

1654
01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:35,666
LRD这个东西

1655
01:11:35,666 --> 01:11:37,999
现在确实是只能匠心手作啊

1656
01:11:38,133 --> 01:11:39,266
只能匠心

1657
01:11:39,666 --> 01:11:40,399
匠心手作

1658
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:41,400
说战斗一坨

1659
01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,600
战斗确实一坨

1660
01:11:42,733 --> 01:11:45,266
而且你们有见过那种现实副本

1661
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:50,000
只要你人进到本里面就开始计时的

1662
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:50,900
这种这种

1663
01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:52,100
这种副本嘛

1664
01:11:53,133 --> 01:11:55,799
因为你进到这个副本里面

1665
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,666
你要往前去跑一段

1666
01:11:57,666 --> 01:11:59,566
才能到刷怪的战斗场地

1667
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:02,400
这个跑步的3-5秒钟时间

1668
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,066
他是不会给你扣掉的

1669
01:12:04,133 --> 01:12:04,466
就他

1670
01:12:04,466 --> 01:12:07,466
哪怕像圆的那个深渊一样弄一个信标

1671
01:12:07,466 --> 01:12:08,866
我触摸一下这个信标

1672
01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:09,699
点击开始

1673
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:10,700
他再给我计时

1674
01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:11,200
我都说

1675
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:14,400
你这个战斗是做了一些力所能及的

1676
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,966
能让人类感觉舒适的这种设置了

1677
01:12:16,966 --> 01:12:17,766
但是没有

1678
01:12:18,066 --> 01:12:20,133
而且很多的时候你自己打

1679
01:12:20,133 --> 01:12:21,099
我说实话

1680
01:12:21,266 --> 01:12:22,133
呃

1681
01:12:22,866 --> 01:12:23,533
这个游戏

1682
01:12:23,533 --> 01:12:26,866
是唯一一个我感觉我玩过的游戏里面

1683
01:12:26,866 --> 01:12:30,333
专武小于通用武器的

1684
01:12:30,333 --> 01:12:32,999
就是他跟各位男主共鸣的

1685
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:37,333
专武的手感远差于目前还没有

1686
01:12:38,666 --> 01:12:41,566
指定战斗卡的功用武器好

1687
01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:44,200
而且伤害甚至也没有人家高

1688
01:12:44,933 --> 01:12:47,666
所以就还是蛮蛮神秘的吧

1689
01:12:47,733 --> 01:12:48,533
对

1690
01:12:49,366 --> 01:12:50,266
肥猫哈喽啊

1691
01:12:50,266 --> 01:12:52,399
谈谈怪物出场动画

1692
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:53,266
不扣时间

1693
01:12:53,266 --> 01:12:54,333
而且还很长

1694
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,966
战斗手感怎么说

1695
01:12:55,966 --> 01:12:57,733
战斗的地图很单一

1696
01:12:57,733 --> 01:12:59,333
战斗的机制很单一

1697
01:12:59,333 --> 01:13:01,099
战斗的技能很少

1698
01:13:02,166 --> 01:13:06,133
而且战斗的话他是取其糟粕弃其精华

1699
01:13:06,366 --> 01:13:07,999
没有什么打击感

1700
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,933
也没有什么你自己操作感

1701
01:13:09,933 --> 01:13:11,599
更别说弹反啊

1702
01:13:11,933 --> 01:13:15,866
或者说是呃领克时间这种高级操作

1703
01:13:15,866 --> 01:13:16,466
没有没有这

1704
01:13:16,466 --> 01:13:17,399
些东西的

1705
01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:20,066
游戏还有专武

1706
01:13:20,066 --> 01:13:22,866
对但是他把圆的那个圣遗物啊

1707
01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:23,933
什么之类的

1708
01:13:23,933 --> 01:13:25,999
学了个七七八八

1709
01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:30,966
就是氪金点拉的挺满

1710
01:13:30,966 --> 01:13:32,699
手感就装瞎

1711
01:13:32,733 --> 01:13:34,199
只能说欺负一下

1712
01:13:34,933 --> 01:13:39,933
平常不怎么玩战斗游戏的女孩子

1713
01:13:43,900 --> 01:13:44,600
热评一下

1714
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,766
不如原神

1715
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,933
这虽然我们黑原神吧

1716
01:13:48,133 --> 01:13:49,699
黑原神是黑原神

1717
01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:52,866
但是这里不是说所有玩原神

1718
01:13:52,866 --> 01:13:54,133
给原神氪金的人

1719
01:13:54,133 --> 01:13:54,966
那都是傻子

1720
01:13:54,966 --> 01:13:57,866
原神他之所以可以黑红黑红

1721
01:13:58,133 --> 01:14:00,533
能黑红的人或者是事物

1722
01:14:00,533 --> 01:14:01,733
主要还是自己

1723
01:14:01,733 --> 01:14:04,199
有那种能担得住红的架势

1724
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,266
那假如说元他就是一坨稀烂的

1725
01:14:07,366 --> 01:14:10,066
类似于什么一刀999的游戏

1726
01:14:10,100 --> 01:14:12,266
那他就只有黑没有红啊

1727
01:14:13,100 --> 01:14:15,566
元神之所以能一直保持黑红的道路

1728
01:14:15,566 --> 01:14:16,899
那确实也是因为

1729
01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:19,766
可能你觉得圆有很多地方不好

1730
01:14:19,766 --> 01:14:22,566
但是它跟市面上的其他东西比起来

1731
01:14:22,566 --> 01:14:24,966
它可能还真就有那么一些

1732
01:14:24,966 --> 01:14:26,333
匠心独具的部分啊

1733
01:14:26,333 --> 01:14:28,399
所以能一直生存到现在吧

1734
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:30,533
那咋办呢

1735
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:33,066
剩一物专五坏文明

1736
01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:35,266
但现在大家都在学这些啊

1737
01:14:35,266 --> 01:14:38,266
命做拆分 6+5这些

1738
01:14:41,066 --> 01:14:42,366
主要还太着急了

1739
01:14:42,366 --> 01:14:44,299
我好久之前就不玩炼狱升空了

1740
01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:44,566
就是

1741
01:14:44,566 --> 01:14:49,133
我觉得这个游戏的出卡有点太着急了

1742
01:14:49,133 --> 01:14:51,899
而且到了后面发现

1743
01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:54,500
游戏内容非常的单一

1744
01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:55,766
非常的平均

1745
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,333
原神3D渲染出来的时候算是领先的了

1746
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,299
虽然现在感觉有点落后吧

1747
01:15:02,900 --> 01:15:05,766
但是当时的时候确实感觉还蛮不错的

1748
01:15:05,866 --> 01:15:07,299
要是他们的美术设计

1749
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:08,566
别天天惦记着

1750
01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:09,800
呃胸口开窗

1751
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:10,733
背面开窗

1752
01:15:10,733 --> 01:15:11,699
侧面开窗

1753
01:15:11,966 --> 01:15:13,133
脑袋上开窗

1754
01:15:13,366 --> 01:15:14,766
呃屁股上开窗

1755
01:15:14,866 --> 01:15:16,933
要少开点窗就更好了

1756
01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:20,800
哈喽叔叔

1757
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,500
圆的受众太广了

1758
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:24,300
与其说是玩家和游戏的矛盾

1759
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:25,466
不如说是玩家内部

1760
01:15:25,466 --> 01:15:28,499
的矛盾玩家和游戏也有矛盾吧

1761
01:15:28,500 --> 01:15:31,900
但是由于玩家受众太广

1762
01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:35,366
导致玩家跟游戏一有矛盾的时候

1763
01:15:35,366 --> 01:15:37,299
玩家总是团结不起来

1764
01:15:38,066 --> 01:15:40,899
游戏厂商总是能巧妙的控制社区舆论

1765
01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:43,666
把它转变为玩家内部之间的矛盾

1766
01:15:43,866 --> 01:15:45,066
哈哈哈

1767
01:15:45,066 --> 01:15:46,533
我觉得是这样的

1768
01:15:46,733 --> 01:15:47,966
绵绵什么时候开点窗

1769
01:15:47,966 --> 01:15:48,799
这不有吗

1770
01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:49,733
这不有吗

1771
01:15:50,466 --> 01:15:52,699
有吗你看你看哦

1772
01:15:53,000 --> 01:15:55,400
主播这衣服还还不妹宅啊

1773
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:56,766
主播觉得很妹宅了

1774
01:15:56,766 --> 01:15:58,066
你看你看啊

1775
01:15:58,066 --> 01:16:01,266
又有这个丝袜又有绝对领域

1776
01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:03,699
呃这个又露一块手腕

1777
01:16:03,700 --> 01:16:07,266
然后裙子又是前短后长的标准设计

1778
01:16:07,466 --> 01:16:10,099
又有不对称又有腿踝啊

1779
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:11,933
胸口又有开窗啊

1780
01:16:11,933 --> 01:16:13,599
这个这个又露肩膀

1781
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:17,200
这这不这不这不露挺露的嘛

1782
01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:19,966
哎所以露也是可以有美感的

1783
01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:21,366
露不代表色好吧

1784
01:16:21,366 --> 01:16:22,333
有雪糕吃嘛

1785
01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:24,599
可以嘛没有脚臭真恶心

1786
01:16:25,266 --> 01:16:26,699
去医院看看吧

1787
01:16:28,100 --> 01:16:29,700
去医院看看脑子吧

1788
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:32,566
美呀美呀

1789
01:16:32,566 --> 01:16:33,799
新概念美甲

1790
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:34,733
这不都有了吗

1791
01:16:34,733 --> 01:16:36,399
美甲元素都都有啊

1792
01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:39,799
这是开窗啊

1793
01:16:40,166 --> 01:16:41,333
这不是开窗吗

1794
01:16:41,333 --> 01:16:42,733
这边上还有阴影呢

1795
01:16:42,733 --> 01:16:44,699
我们开播的时候就讨论过

1796
01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,066
明明啊你是不是

1797
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:46,866
你这你这

1798
01:16:46,866 --> 01:16:47,966
你这是开窗吗

1799
01:16:47,966 --> 01:16:49,299
你这是开窗啊

1800
01:16:49,366 --> 01:16:50,933
这开窗也可以有美感的

1801
01:16:50,933 --> 01:16:52,899
我觉得这开窗开的挺好看的

1802
01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:54,133
我就喜欢这个

1803
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,466
很喜欢TV商家一句话熊呢

1804
01:16:58,866 --> 01:17:00,199
怎么就怎么你了

1805
01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:01,666
怎么怎么就你了

1806
01:17:02,900 --> 01:17:03,966
怎么就你了

1807
01:17:04,300 --> 01:17:05,500
毛玻璃窗吗

1808
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:06,533
这不有吗

1809
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:08,566
好大的钢板

1810
01:17:08,566 --> 01:17:09,966
这就是开窗啊

1811
01:17:09,966 --> 01:17:11,166
谁谁不服啊

1812
01:17:11,533 --> 01:17:13,899
谁要跟主播聊一聊的

1813
01:17:14,566 --> 01:17:15,766
窗外边是啥

1814
01:17:16,966 --> 01:17:24,999
你的心有一道墙但我发现一扇窗

1815
01:17:25,733 --> 01:17:31,599
偶尔透出一丝暖暖的微光

1816
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:36,099
就算你有一道墙

1817
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:40,133
我的爱会攀上窗台盛放

1818
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:45,333
打开窗你会看到悲伤融化

1819
01:17:47,933 --> 01:17:48,766
有什么问题

1820
01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:50,133
哈哈哈

1821
01:17:50,133 --> 01:17:51,566
没什么问题

1822
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:52,800
嗯

1823
01:17:56,333 --> 01:17:59,733
很好听心强让我的心肌病变厚

1824
01:17:59,733 --> 01:18:00,566
你怎么啦

1825
01:18:00,566 --> 01:18:03,299
主播给你这么温柔的唱摇篮曲

1826
01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:05,166
你居然心肌病变厚

1827
01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:08,566
你真奇怪

1828
01:18:08,900 --> 01:18:10,733
真是奇怪的人啊

1829
01:18:11,700 --> 01:18:14,500
哎米娅米娅不明白

1830
01:18:19,566 --> 01:18:20,366
嘿嘿

1831
01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,500
外面是墙壁吗

1832
01:18:25,566 --> 01:18:27,499
嗯嗯

1833
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,400
什么反应装甲

1834
01:18:31,766 --> 01:18:32,566
唉

1835
01:18:33,133 --> 01:18:35,133
快快快坐好吧

1836
01:18:35,900 --> 01:18:37,266
我是全肯定的

1837
01:18:37,266 --> 01:18:38,166
我觉得好听

1838
01:18:38,166 --> 01:18:41,133
你要是不加前面这个前缀就更好了

1839
01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,866
该说主播

1840
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,200
我是你的全否定民

1841
01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:50,466
但我仍然不得不为你的歌声折服

1842
01:18:50,866 --> 01:18:55,066
为你的投入而雀跃

1843
01:18:55,166 --> 01:18:58,499
主播哪怕是一直在否定你的我

1844
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:02,566
也不得不流下感动的泪水

1845
01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:05,733
这首心情简直就是唱到了我的心里

1846
01:19:05,733 --> 01:19:07,466
美呀美呀

1847
01:19:07,466 --> 01:19:09,333
是我爹我觉得确实好听

1848
01:19:09,333 --> 01:19:10,933
不要叫钱最买

1849
01:19:10,933 --> 01:19:12,999
我希望有一天能唱出来

1850
01:19:13,133 --> 01:19:13,466
真的

1851
01:19:13,466 --> 01:19:16,766
让大家不是全肯定也会觉得好听的歌

1852
01:19:17,933 --> 01:19:19,766
有一天嗯

1853
01:19:19,766 --> 01:19:20,999
那有点可以

1854
01:19:21,066 --> 01:19:22,999
好吧好吧好吧

1855
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,066
那没办法嘛

1856
01:19:24,066 --> 01:19:25,699
小女孩就吃这一套

1857
01:19:27,933 --> 01:19:29,699
没办法被大家

1858
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,500
被大家天天欺负我啊

1859
01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:36,333
我们要说什么来着

1860
01:19:36,533 --> 01:19:38,166
烟神阿米诺斯

1861
01:19:38,166 --> 01:19:39,333
阿米诺斯

1862
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:41,899
哈哈哈啊

1863
01:19:44,333 --> 01:19:45,699
咋的啦谈谈

1864
01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,666
真的吗那你什么时候头翻岔

1865
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,666
您好您拨打的电话已关机

1866
01:19:55,666 --> 01:19:57,099
请稍后再拨

1867
01:19:57,366 --> 01:20:02,899
啊如有电话留言请在滴声后输入滴

1868
01:20:05,933 --> 01:20:07,066
我的

1869
01:20:10,866 --> 01:20:11,899
电话留言

1870
01:20:15,366 --> 01:20:16,566
唱的好好听啊

1871
01:20:16,566 --> 01:20:18,766
我刚才听到你唱歌了

1872
01:20:18,766 --> 01:20:20,733
我们以后一起唱

1873
01:20:20,733 --> 01:20:22,766
一起做学院偶像

1874
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:24,400
哈

1875
01:20:26,166 --> 01:20:27,133
哈哈

1876
01:20:29,566 --> 01:20:31,766
人人工坊里的护肤是定金吗

1877
01:20:31,766 --> 01:20:33,533
我看到你买了SIN

1878
01:20:33,566 --> 01:20:35,333
谢谢你下单我的护肤

1879
01:20:35,566 --> 01:20:37,199
瓦里卡多瓦里卡多

1880
01:20:38,766 --> 01:20:40,666
啊谢谢你

1881
01:20:40,666 --> 01:20:42,099
等主播今天

1882
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:45,400
今天下播之后去点一下发货

1883
01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,400
对的是定金

1884
01:20:46,400 --> 01:20:47,466
现在还能定金

1885
01:20:49,500 --> 01:20:50,400
期待一首烟神

1886
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:52,566
什么时候从杂谈室走进歌仔

1887
01:20:52,566 --> 01:20:53,699
如果我现在整理

1888
01:20:53,700 --> 01:20:54,100
一下的话

1889
01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,666
可能有个50首左右的歌能唱吧

1890
01:20:56,933 --> 01:20:58,566
来个贝斯手哦

1891
01:20:58,566 --> 01:20:59,299
你怎么知道

1892
01:20:59,300 --> 01:20:59,500
有

1893
01:20:59,500 --> 01:21:02,966
一路小姐最喜欢的乐队乐器就是贝斯

1894
01:21:02,966 --> 01:21:03,766
哈哈哈

1895
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:09,133
不对吧我在边上唱萌萌my my q

1896
01:21:09,300 --> 01:21:12,000
我在边上唱my my q的歌

1897
01:21:12,000 --> 01:21:13,366
他在边上玩重金属

1898
01:21:13,366 --> 01:21:15,366
贝斯是不是有限

1899
01:21:18,066 --> 01:21:19,366
有些那个了吧

1900
01:21:19,533 --> 01:21:20,699
不太对吧

1901
01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:23,533
贝斯就是那个没声音的乐器吗

1902
01:21:23,533 --> 01:21:25,099
你不要伤害他好不好

1903
01:21:26,100 --> 01:21:27,733
你不要伤害他好不好

1904
01:21:27,733 --> 01:21:30,399
啊但是他看着很酷哎

1905
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:32,333
很适合拍照不是吗

1906
01:21:33,266 --> 01:21:34,799
哈哈哈

1907
01:21:34,933 --> 01:21:38,133
嗯是不是很酷的吗

1908
01:21:38,733 --> 01:21:39,566
今日贝斯

1909
01:21:39,566 --> 01:21:40,999
笑话贝斯这个东西吧

1910
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,966
就是经中有善口技者

1911
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,133
啊不过说实话

1912
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:55,733
感觉乐队里面的贝斯手确实还蛮帅

1913
01:21:56,166 --> 01:21:58,066
很符合有一路小姐的气质

1914
01:21:58,066 --> 01:22:03,133
你看手机上点击个人主页商品啊

1915
01:22:03,133 --> 01:22:05,533
再打开哔哩哔哩软件

1916
01:22:05,533 --> 01:22:10,066
然后点击我的我的我的我的主页

1917
01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:12,066
然后点击他的工坊

1918
01:22:12,166 --> 01:22:16,999
就可以看到我们的销量最高的商品

1919
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,666
怎么变成了恋爱

1920
01:22:18,666 --> 01:22:20,933
有AL初回限定八几组啊

1921
01:22:20,933 --> 01:22:21,999
这还剩3组

1922
01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,133
没人买了

1923
01:22:26,766 --> 01:22:27,866
乐队有人没来

1924
01:22:27,866 --> 01:22:28,766
是贝斯手啊

1925
01:22:28,766 --> 01:22:30,566
没事了我们继续录

1926
01:22:30,566 --> 01:22:31,933
乐队会伤心的

1927
01:22:31,933 --> 01:22:34,933
哈哈哈乐队会伤心的

1928
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:36,600
会

1929
01:22:39,066 --> 01:22:43,699
电脑电脑的话可以看一下我们的

1930
01:22:44,466 --> 01:22:46,533
我们你看一下我动态呢

1931
01:22:46,533 --> 01:22:50,599
我动态有一个我的预约二维码来着

1932
01:22:52,866 --> 01:22:58,099
往下翻第二三四你怎么说这么多话

1933
01:22:58,100 --> 01:22:58,866
绵绵

1934
01:22:58,866 --> 01:23:03,599
呃第五条第五条那个绵绵的夫夫夫

1935
01:23:04,933 --> 01:23:08,533
夫衣服实拍图的第二张图案

1936
01:23:09,066 --> 01:23:10,999
就是预约链接

1937
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:12,133
有个二维码

1938
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:13,400
嗯

1939
01:23:14,066 --> 01:23:16,733
没事贝斯手可以找主唱借钱

1940
01:23:16,733 --> 01:23:18,933
哈哈哈

1941
01:23:19,766 --> 01:23:21,299
哎别的乐队里面

1942
01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:23,566
都是唱的最好的人当主唱

1943
01:23:23,566 --> 01:23:25,999
我要是跟有一组家庭乐队的话

1944
01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:26,866
我当主唱

1945
01:23:26,866 --> 01:23:27,699
主要是有什

1946
01:23:27,700 --> 01:23:29,100
么乐器都不会

1947
01:23:29,766 --> 01:23:32,966
只能像童伯莉一样敲敲三角铁之类的

1948
01:23:38,133 --> 01:23:40,766
最该多加练习的人是绵绵

1949
01:23:40,766 --> 01:23:42,099
你才对吧

1950
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:46,933
愤怒喵愤怒喵

1951
01:23:49,733 --> 01:23:52,366
挂在叔叔这的橱窗会不会抽成

1952
01:23:53,366 --> 01:23:54,733
好像是不会啊

1953
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:55,800
好像不会

1954
01:23:55,933 --> 01:23:58,366
到手的话是超过九成五的

1955
01:23:58,366 --> 01:24:00,299
或者九成的暂时不会

1956
01:24:00,666 --> 01:24:02,399
说起来有一个冷知识

1957
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:03,933
我不知道你们知不知道

1958
01:24:04,733 --> 01:24:06,299
有一个冷知识哎

1959
01:24:07,933 --> 01:24:12,933
就是闲鱼卖东西超过1万块以后

1960
01:24:13,166 --> 01:24:17,299
每一单都会收百分之几的手续费来着

1961
01:24:17,866 --> 01:24:19,933
我从来都没发现过这件事

1962
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:22,166
直到前两天

1963
01:24:22,166 --> 01:24:22,733
他们说

1964
01:24:22,733 --> 01:24:25,333
咸鱼在不知不觉之间吞了我200块

1965
01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:26,866
我说咸鱼还有手续费

1966
01:24:27,300 --> 01:24:29,133
你是选了什么客服

1967
01:24:29,133 --> 01:24:29,999
一对一对接吗

1968
01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:30,700
他说没有

1969
01:24:30,700 --> 01:24:33,133
就是销售额超过一个数值之后

1970
01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:35,599
每一单他都会抽点手续费的

1971
01:24:36,533 --> 01:24:40,099
打击乐应该是什么打击乐器都得换

1972
01:24:40,866 --> 01:24:42,466
那也太难了吧

1973
01:24:43,566 --> 01:24:44,966
每个月1万吗

1974
01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:46,133
嗯

1975
01:24:46,966 --> 01:24:50,133
1% 你怎么会知道你在闲鱼卖什么

1976
01:24:50,133 --> 01:24:51,966
你不会在闲鱼卖房卖车吧

1977
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,133
中医你怎么知道这件事的

1978
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:01,366
从来没有觉得组乐队开心过

1979
01:25:01,466 --> 01:25:03,899
那是因为我根本就不会乐器

1980
01:25:11,966 --> 01:25:12,699
这么一想的话

1981
01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:14,500
我们今天还是很成功的

1982
01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:15,500
虽然同阶

1983
01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:16,100
怎么说呢

1984
01:25:16,100 --> 01:25:18,766
虽然看过的人仍然是不太多

1985
01:25:19,133 --> 01:25:21,599
但是有1/4看过我的人

1986
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:23,733
都一直留在我直播间呢

1987
01:25:23,800 --> 01:25:24,933
谢谢大家

1988
01:25:26,266 --> 01:25:28,266
可能是周末人比较多吧

1989
01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:31,266
啊谢谢各位音乐人

1990
01:25:31,566 --> 01:25:32,733
以前的音乐人

1991
01:25:32,733 --> 01:25:35,066
现在的音乐人和未来的音乐人

1992
01:25:36,366 --> 01:25:39,766
哎主播还是能想点什么

1993
01:25:39,766 --> 01:25:43,199
想点想点安慰自己的话是吧

1994
01:25:43,566 --> 01:25:45,299
一共只有400多人看过你

1995
01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:46,966
却有100多人留在你直播间里

1996
01:25:46,966 --> 01:25:47,866
说明什么

1997
01:25:47,900 --> 01:25:49,266
只要点进来的人

1998
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:52,066
发现你聊天都好像还是蛮有意思的

1999
01:25:52,066 --> 01:25:52,666
还是挺喜

2000
01:25:52,666 --> 01:25:53,933
欢听你说话的

2001
01:25:53,966 --> 01:25:54,766
嗯

2002
01:25:54,766 --> 01:25:54,799
啊

2003
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:57,866
你不要在我说这种话的时候陷入了啊

2004
01:25:58,666 --> 01:26:01,066
稍微等等再走嘛慢点

2005
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:03,766
再等等嘛

2006
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:05,766
啊你该睡觉了

2007
01:26:05,766 --> 01:26:06,866
晚安脑海疼

2008
01:26:06,866 --> 01:26:07,866
我要生病了

2009
01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:10,966
你今天难得起床

2010
01:26:10,966 --> 01:26:12,499
正好赶上烟神开播

2011
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,400
平时都睡觉

2012
01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:14,200
这都错过了

2013
01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:14,933
这说明什么

2014
01:26:14,933 --> 01:26:16,299
因祸得福啊

2015
01:26:16,566 --> 01:26:18,799
这不正是一种因祸得福嘛

2016
01:26:19,266 --> 01:26:22,933
嗯因为那个我们今天看了电影

2017
01:26:23,100 --> 01:26:24,366
晚来了一会

2018
01:26:24,700 --> 01:26:27,066
反而反而得福了

2019
01:26:27,866 --> 01:26:29,533
美颜面有勾魂的能力

2020
01:26:29,533 --> 01:26:30,933
我不是勾魂油啊

2021
01:26:30,933 --> 01:26:33,933
虽然勾魂油还是我觉得还蛮好用的

2022
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:37,533
你还在床上

2023
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:39,600
也也不是不行吧

2024
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:41,166
虽然也不是不行吧

2025
01:26:42,333 --> 01:26:43,866
但是也该起床了

2026
01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:45,133
现在11:50了

2027
01:26:45,133 --> 01:26:46,266
该起床了

2028
01:26:47,666 --> 01:26:49,333
德芙德芙不好吃

2029
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:51,900
德芙只有一个榛子

2030
01:26:51,900 --> 01:26:53,500
巴旦木味的好吃

2031
01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:55,266
别的不好吃

2032
01:26:55,966 --> 01:26:58,299
你只要每场多播半个小时

2033
01:26:58,300 --> 01:27:00,133
就能有这个效果了

2034
01:27:00,133 --> 01:27:01,666
你别骗我啊

2035
01:27:02,366 --> 01:27:03,166
嗯

2036
01:27:04,766 --> 01:27:06,133
有人在骗人

2037
01:27:07,466 --> 01:27:09,466
看不到啊

2038
01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:11,766
这不是我最喜欢的

2039
01:27:13,566 --> 01:27:16,666
从小到大没我呃

2040
01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:19,400
好像没一个字能说的啊

2041
01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:28,200
坚果和巧克力缺一不可

2042
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:31,066
两个东西必须要合二为一

2043
01:27:32,900 --> 01:27:36,566
如果单独吃巧克力的话太甜腻

2044
01:27:36,666 --> 01:27:39,466
单独吃坚果的话又太硌牙

2045
01:27:40,366 --> 01:27:43,199
必须得是巧克力跟坚果结合在一起

2046
01:27:43,566 --> 01:27:46,766
就像是单吃蛋白很奇怪

2047
01:27:47,066 --> 01:27:48,333
单吃面粉也不行

2048
01:27:48,333 --> 01:27:49,499
单吃糖也不行

2049
01:27:49,500 --> 01:27:50,866
但是把它们混在一起

2050
01:27:50,866 --> 01:27:52,399
打个蛋糕出来就好吃

2051
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,400
如果说唱歌有爆发力的话

2052
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:04,666
主播想来想去

2053
01:28:04,666 --> 01:28:07,599
自己的爆发力就是在鬼叫的时候

2054
01:28:08,066 --> 01:28:09,133
以萝莉之躯

2055
01:28:09,133 --> 01:28:12,899
爆发出惊人奇怪的声音吧

2056
01:28:14,466 --> 01:28:15,299
主播复活后

2057
01:28:15,300 --> 01:28:16,866
福他有找过我吗

2058
01:28:16,866 --> 01:28:18,399
福从来都没找过我啊

2059
01:28:18,733 --> 01:28:20,266
主要就是我的成绩

2060
01:28:20,266 --> 01:28:22,499
现在人家应该已经看不上眼了吧

2061
01:28:22,500 --> 01:28:25,900
而且这个VIP都是有保鲜期的

2062
01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:28,733
主播的保鲜期已经已经

2063
01:28:28,733 --> 01:28:29,533
蛮久的了

2064
01:28:29,533 --> 01:28:31,999
已经够可以的了吧

2065
01:28:32,666 --> 01:28:34,199
这不就还剩的情况下

2066
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:35,800
可能可能也就这样

2067
01:28:38,133 --> 01:28:39,099
太甜腻了

2068
01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:41,133
百分百黑巧吃不下的路过

2069
01:28:41,133 --> 01:28:42,533
百分百黑巧真难吃

2070
01:28:42,533 --> 01:28:44,566
我居然买了75%的黑巧

2071
01:28:44,933 --> 01:28:46,699
刚搬家的时候买的啊

2072
01:28:46,700 --> 01:28:49,666
不是是在刚刚搬到

2073
01:28:51,266 --> 01:28:54,733
有后院有松鼠的那个家的时候买的

2074
01:28:54,733 --> 01:28:56,199
直到我搬走的时候

2075
01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,466
那一板黑巧还剩了一半

2076
01:28:59,566 --> 01:29:00,366
真难吃

2077
01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:02,800
没人爱吃啊

2078
01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:05,300
现在已经是辅助看不上的臭鸡蛋

2079
01:29:05,300 --> 01:29:06,866
这不很正常吗

2080
01:29:07,333 --> 01:29:09,133
关键人家也不是高攀不起

2081
01:29:09,133 --> 01:29:10,466
人家有很多选择

2082
01:29:10,533 --> 01:29:13,866
这个选择合不合作这是一种选择

2083
01:29:13,866 --> 01:29:16,333
而不是谁看不上谁这问题

2084
01:29:20,466 --> 01:29:23,199
怎么办三十年河东三十年河西

2085
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,133
等主播下一版本吧

2086
01:29:25,133 --> 01:29:26,399
等主播老年版本

2087
01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:28,466
搞不好还能莫欺老年球呢

2088
01:29:30,266 --> 01:29:31,599
对主播的强度来说

2089
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:33,166
这保鲜期确实可以了

2090
01:29:33,166 --> 01:29:35,533
我之前强度很高吧

2091
01:29:35,866 --> 01:29:39,333
咱才那个时候一周播十多场呢

2092
01:29:39,733 --> 01:29:41,999
很劳模了很劳模了

2093
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,366
很很劳模

2094
01:29:45,133 --> 01:29:48,166
已经是70天都保不住的臭姐妹了

2095
01:29:48,166 --> 01:29:51,066
今天努力一下再活一下70天看看呗

2096
01:29:51,933 --> 01:29:52,733
行不行

2097
01:29:54,933 --> 01:29:56,733
剑之力67段

2098
01:29:56,733 --> 01:29:59,666
那那我们剑同剑

2099
01:29:59,666 --> 01:30:02,299
这么短就还能再回70剑呢

2100
01:30:02,533 --> 01:30:03,533
说是不是

2101
01:30:06,266 --> 01:30:08,599
宝宝你以前给baby推你砸弹

2102
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:10,666
现在有的人毕业了你还活着

2103
01:30:11,166 --> 01:30:11,966
哎

2104
01:30:13,733 --> 01:30:16,499
倒不如说v圈都已经毕业四五轮了吧

2105
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:18,000
从主播出道开始

2106
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:24,933
到底是活得久算英雄

2107
01:30:24,933 --> 01:30:27,166
还是活得精彩算英雄呢

2108
01:30:27,666 --> 01:30:30,199
米娅米娅没有办法给出自己的答案

2109
01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:33,666
她只知道她不长不短的一生里

2110
01:30:34,166 --> 01:30:35,299
有过辉煌

2111
01:30:35,300 --> 01:30:36,366
有过低谷

2112
01:30:36,666 --> 01:30:39,333
有过被众人拥簇的时候

2113
01:30:39,800 --> 01:30:43,700
也有过半夜里面默默低落的时候啊

2114
01:30:44,400 --> 01:30:48,866
如果以主播整个v圈生涯

2115
01:30:48,900 --> 01:30:52,133
来作为一个整体的话

2116
01:30:52,500 --> 01:30:54,133
已经是并不

2117
01:30:54,133 --> 01:30:56,366
缺少什么元素的那种

2118
01:30:56,366 --> 01:30:57,466
v圈生涯

2119
01:30:57,600 --> 01:31:01,300
很多人还没有达到过我达到过的事情

2120
01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:04,400
所以其实还

2121
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:06,866
其实还是有有一些遗憾的吧

2122
01:31:08,066 --> 01:31:09,766
还是有有点遗憾的

2123
01:31:09,766 --> 01:31:13,499
只不过说做到的事情比没做到的多啊

2124
01:31:14,266 --> 01:31:16,966
得到的肯定比得到的否定要多

2125
01:31:17,933 --> 01:31:18,733
挺好的

2126
01:31:20,100 --> 01:31:21,466
他是走马灯了

2127
01:31:21,466 --> 01:31:25,333
我没有怀疑什么具体的事情只是说呃

2128
01:31:25,333 --> 01:31:26,999
平衡吧平衡吧

2129
01:31:27,766 --> 01:31:31,666
不能像初出茅庐时候那样那样

2130
01:31:33,400 --> 01:31:36,000
那么急躁那么沉不住气了

2131
01:31:36,066 --> 01:31:40,333
主播米娅米娅你已经是前辈了

2132
01:31:40,566 --> 01:31:42,166
你已经是前辈

2133
01:31:43,866 --> 01:31:45,866
要拿出你前辈的样子来

2134
01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:52,200
轻松的撩人轻的

2135
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:54,800
麻烦关注下今天的天气

2136
01:31:54,866 --> 01:31:58,199
让我在无言中牵你一切的主题已遍地

2137
01:31:58,333 --> 01:32:00,999
认真的编剧怎么会演戏

2138
01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:04,666
回答我在你的眼里我怎么会骗你

2139
01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:06,266
你说我够了

2140
01:32:06,266 --> 01:32:07,399
交流不是在陪奏

2141
01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:08,933
这感情不是在学功课

2142
01:32:08,933 --> 01:32:10,266
说赢了谁计你功德

2143
01:32:10,266 --> 01:32:11,899
说赢了谁计你功德

2144
01:32:14,266 --> 01:32:18,166
主播微生计里最艰难的一件事是什么

2145
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:21,366
觉得我最艰难的一件事就是

2146
01:32:22,266 --> 01:32:24,166
就是我又回来播了

2147
01:32:24,166 --> 01:32:26,266
因为以前就比较顺利

2148
01:32:26,266 --> 01:32:28,099
那个时候的事情啊

2149
01:32:28,100 --> 01:32:30,733
挫折之类其实我都忘差不多了

2150
01:32:30,766 --> 01:32:32,666
就不应该总记得这些吗

2151
01:32:32,666 --> 01:32:34,166
只记得开心的时候

2152
01:32:34,166 --> 01:32:36,933
或者记得就大家对我好的时候就好了

2153
01:32:37,966 --> 01:32:39,533
但是我感觉就

2154
01:32:39,533 --> 01:32:42,299
最困难的还是回来播这个决定吧

2155
01:32:42,300 --> 01:32:43,133
哈哈

2156
01:32:45,966 --> 01:32:49,166
仙贝但是好危险啊好危险的支撑啊

2157
01:32:49,166 --> 01:32:51,799
变成仙贝了好可怕

2158
01:32:59,333 --> 01:33:01,166
主要艰不艰难要看

2159
01:33:01,400 --> 01:33:04,066
怎么说呢要看实现了之后

2160
01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:08,600
有多大的回报然后有多大的满足感

2161
01:33:08,600 --> 01:33:10,266
有多大的自我认同感吧

2162
01:33:10,266 --> 01:33:12,366
如果说得到的东西很好

2163
01:33:12,366 --> 01:33:14,966
很多或者自己觉得很开心

2164
01:33:14,966 --> 01:33:18,266
很认可自己那么艰难的事就不算

2165
01:33:18,266 --> 01:33:19,066
太尖

2166
01:33:19,866 --> 01:33:21,366
我是这么感觉的

2167
01:33:22,566 --> 01:33:25,166
哦这不是我们

2168
01:33:30,666 --> 01:33:32,066
ice cream好吃

2169
01:33:32,066 --> 01:33:32,866
嗯

2170
01:33:36,466 --> 01:33:37,499
朋友跟我说

2171
01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:38,900
做人要像阿司匹林

2172
01:33:38,900 --> 01:33:41,733
有毒大家就都离不开你做PV吗

2173
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:45,666
这不是PV吗

2174
01:33:45,866 --> 01:33:47,299
啊那怎么办

2175
01:33:47,300 --> 01:33:49,766
我PV一下大家日月夜人

2176
01:33:50,266 --> 01:33:52,599
这不是给主播上个见长是吧

2177
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:53,733
都看了这么久了

2178
01:33:53,733 --> 01:33:55,899
这么精彩绝伦的表演

2179
01:33:57,700 --> 01:33:59,300
已经做了艰难的决定

2180
01:33:59,300 --> 01:34:00,700
能不能把你的切片投了

2181
01:34:00,700 --> 01:34:03,466
我再投切片会不会有人讨厌我呀

2182
01:34:04,733 --> 01:34:07,933
啊他这主播没什么活

2183
01:34:07,933 --> 01:34:11,099
天天功力都用在起标题上了

2184
01:34:11,500 --> 01:34:13,400
我一看你这这切片

2185
01:34:13,400 --> 01:34:16,300
点进来你这张脸我都看熟了

2186
01:34:16,366 --> 01:34:17,699
一点意思也没有

2187
01:34:18,933 --> 01:34:19,733
哎

2188
01:34:22,366 --> 01:34:23,866
老有幻听呢

2189
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:25,800
不用主播PV

2190
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:27,733
我们家人会PV自己

2191
01:34:28,166 --> 01:34:30,199
为什么会因为切片讨厌你

2192
01:34:30,200 --> 01:34:31,333
难道没有在首页

2193
01:34:31,333 --> 01:34:33,599
因为刷到某个v的切片不合你胃口

2194
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:34,900
你就讨厌他吗

2195
01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:37,100
没有过这种情况吗

2196
01:34:37,333 --> 01:34:39,899
祈祷拥有

2197
01:34:39,900 --> 01:34:42,700
一颗心感觉你在左右

2198
01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:52,200
回

2199
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:54,800
来

2200
01:34:56,800 --> 01:34:57,700
嗯

2201
01:34:58,200 --> 01:34:59,166
没有人说

2202
01:34:59,166 --> 01:34:59,966
哎

2203
01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:02,000
看来是主播想多了

2204
01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:05,933
啊什么什么时候10万粉啊

2205
01:35:05,933 --> 01:35:07,066
没有这种事啊

2206
01:35:07,133 --> 01:35:09,166
我不想看都会点关闭

2207
01:35:09,166 --> 01:35:11,499
那你下次再碰到这个微的时候

2208
01:35:12,266 --> 01:35:13,199
你会不会想起来

2209
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:15,466
就是上次做了一个很无聊的

2210
01:35:15,466 --> 01:35:16,933
切片的那个微啊

2211
01:35:18,100 --> 01:35:19,166
就会不会影响你

2212
01:35:19,166 --> 01:35:21,133
那什么会不会影响你

2213
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:26,733
影响你就是点进他直播间的愿望呢

2214
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:33,400
会

2215
01:35:35,800 --> 01:35:37,933
因为人都是很宽容的人

2216
01:35:43,933 --> 01:35:45,366
说实话不太会笑

2217
01:35:45,366 --> 01:35:46,799
是根本刷不到

2218
01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:51,000
你给我上个特关不就刷到了谈战法

2219
01:35:52,666 --> 01:35:54,099
太挤了是吧

2220
01:35:54,133 --> 01:35:55,399
啊菜单一发

2221
01:35:55,400 --> 01:35:57,400
你的首页实在是太挤了

2222
01:35:57,800 --> 01:36:01,200
人家拼尽了全力也没有办法挤进去

2223
01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:03,000
真是抱歉呢

2224
01:36:03,400 --> 01:36:05,266
我下次我都

2225
01:36:05,266 --> 01:36:06,666
我都看到了你

2226
01:36:07,766 --> 01:36:09,066
我会记得的

2227
01:36:09,366 --> 01:36:11,533
我会我会更加努力的

2228
01:36:11,866 --> 01:36:13,299
红得你4米83

2229
01:36:13,300 --> 01:36:14,800
全部都是我的过错

2230
01:36:17,466 --> 01:36:18,766
特官也刷不着

2231
01:36:18,866 --> 01:36:19,733
呃好吧

2232
01:36:22,066 --> 01:36:22,866
好吗

2233
01:36:25,533 --> 01:36:27,099
对看到什么

2234
01:36:27,100 --> 01:36:30,000
只要大家都看不到我就不会讨厌我

2235
01:36:30,066 --> 01:36:30,866
嗯

2236
01:36:32,100 --> 01:36:33,733
读起来好想哭哦

2237
01:36:40,000 --> 01:36:41,866
啊听起来好重力啊

2238
01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:44,300
哎呀你好会一句话写小说啊

2239
01:36:44,300 --> 01:36:46,366
库伦曼给我都读哭了

2240
01:36:46,933 --> 01:36:49,866
只要大家都不认识我就都不会讨厌我

2241
01:36:51,133 --> 01:36:53,499
听起来集合会三年的吉祥服务

2242
01:36:53,500 --> 01:36:54,733
感谢支持

2243
01:36:58,400 --> 01:36:59,200
起来哩

2244
01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:02,500
干嘛

2245
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:04,466
什么表情

2246
01:37:05,466 --> 01:37:06,666
你有这闲心

2247
01:37:06,666 --> 01:37:07,566
担心被讨厌

2248
01:37:07,566 --> 01:37:09,899
其实是真的有很多人能刷到你

2249
01:37:10,066 --> 01:37:13,499
但是你就 100多万播放了

2250
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:14,966
就是相当于什么呢

2251
01:37:15,400 --> 01:37:18,366
哪怕每一个视频都是同一批人看的

2252
01:37:18,733 --> 01:37:19,533
也有

2253
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:21,533
也有多少呢

2254
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:24,733
也有起码10万人看过主播

2255
01:37:24,733 --> 01:37:27,566
但是对主播没什么感兴趣的想法吧

2256
01:37:28,866 --> 01:37:29,666
是吧

2257
01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:32,566
我们打个一折

2258
01:37:32,733 --> 01:37:34,266
虽然我没刷播放啊

2259
01:37:34,266 --> 01:37:35,066
我要澄清一下

2260
01:37:35,066 --> 01:37:36,299
我没刷播放

2261
01:37:37,200 --> 01:37:38,600
我也没买硬币

2262
01:37:38,666 --> 01:37:40,333
但是我们都投了100多万播放了

2263
01:37:40,333 --> 01:37:42,499
搞得起码有10万个人对我不感兴

2264
01:37:42,500 --> 01:37:43,300
趣了吧

2265
01:37:47,733 --> 01:37:49,866
这是否是一种常态呢

2266
01:38:00,666 --> 01:38:02,766
喜欢视频就要关注

2267
01:38:03,966 --> 01:38:04,766
嗯

2268
01:38:06,400 --> 01:38:11,933
有什么影响关注的的的原因吗

2269
01:38:23,766 --> 01:38:24,933
你也不你不是没关注

2270
01:38:24,933 --> 01:38:26,066
你看着电话

2271
01:38:26,066 --> 01:38:29,766
但是我嫌没有啦

2272
01:38:31,666 --> 01:38:34,533
哦我后面也关注了多次

2273
01:38:34,533 --> 01:38:37,099
刷到多次观看才会增加关注

2274
01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:41,300
好吧好吧好吧那

2275
01:38:44,366 --> 01:38:45,299
嗯

2276
01:38:45,766 --> 01:38:48,799
可神那是另外一个情况了

2277
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:50,500
他比我活动的还久

2278
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:53,800
而且对企业是对VR感兴趣的人

2279
01:38:54,333 --> 01:38:56,466
怎么可能没关注可神啊

2280
01:38:57,666 --> 01:39:00,899
可神可神那个体量那么大

2281
01:39:01,100 --> 01:39:05,166
是我5倍10倍的体量是不是

2282
01:39:05,466 --> 01:39:08,133
虽然我为主角切片有点做作我吗

2283
01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:13,166
还不如直播自然

2284
01:39:14,200 --> 01:39:16,100
因为切片要上那什么吧

2285
01:39:16,400 --> 01:39:17,700
要上特效吧

2286
01:39:21,000 --> 01:39:22,733
关键就是其实我也不爱上特效

2287
01:39:22,733 --> 01:39:26,399
我就喜欢这种直播一刀切啊

2288
01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:30,333
把我的一些没用的口癖比如说呃那个

2289
01:39:30,333 --> 01:39:31,466
然后之类的

2290
01:39:31,466 --> 01:39:32,799
把这些东西切掉了

2291
01:39:33,133 --> 01:39:34,133
然后直接投

2292
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:36,333
我就喜欢这样的切片

2293
01:39:36,333 --> 01:39:38,899
我自己做切片基本也是这样的风格

2294
01:39:39,333 --> 01:39:40,766
但现在太卷了

2295
01:39:40,766 --> 01:39:42,466
大家都是特效切片

2296
01:39:42,500 --> 01:39:43,666
你不是特效切片

2297
01:39:43,666 --> 01:39:46,999
然后你一搞就不太对吧

2298
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:48,600
你喜欢纯纯的冰

2299
01:39:50,166 --> 01:39:50,899
哈哈哈

2300
01:39:50,900 --> 01:39:54,366
哎呀有的主播切片太花了

2301
01:39:54,366 --> 01:39:55,399
那你们觉得我吗

2302
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:57,300
你始终要日的时候就差不多

2303
01:39:57,300 --> 01:40:00,200
得了吧大家辉辉辉

2304
01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:00,800
哎什么时候

2305
01:40:00,800 --> 01:40:02,300
辉煌时刻人人有

2306
01:40:02,300 --> 01:40:04,700
你咋不说可宝千剑的时候呢

2307
01:40:07,133 --> 01:40:08,533
他们说可宝天剑的时候

2308
01:40:08,533 --> 01:40:10,199
我得变成啥样了

2309
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:13,066
加特效有什么数据支撑吗

2310
01:40:13,566 --> 01:40:16,466
数据支撑就是大家都喜欢看

2311
01:40:19,866 --> 01:40:21,166
大家都喜欢看啊

2312
01:40:21,500 --> 01:40:25,766
漫这世界的角落传达那爱的生命

2313
01:40:26,366 --> 01:40:29,133
不要忘记我们有的回忆

2314
01:40:29,133 --> 01:40:30,366
而且怎么说呢

2315
01:40:30,366 --> 01:40:31,166
很多的时候

2316
01:40:31,166 --> 01:40:33,066
如果不是你自己去过手切片

2317
01:40:33,066 --> 01:40:35,933
或者说你的嘎刺去过手切片的话是

2318
01:40:35,933 --> 01:40:36,866
很难掌握好

2319
01:40:36,866 --> 01:40:38,999
你自己想表达的那个节奏的

2320
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:40,766
这个时候有很多的特效啊

2321
01:40:40,766 --> 01:40:42,933
贴图啊转场啊之类的

2322
01:40:43,166 --> 01:40:44,499
这种风格上的东西

2323
01:40:44,500 --> 01:40:47,466
可以很好的增强他的他的专业感

2324
01:40:47,466 --> 01:40:48,533
跟喜剧效果

2325
01:40:48,533 --> 01:40:49,999
就比如说更换配乐吧

2326
01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:51,600
最基础的更换配乐

2327
01:40:51,866 --> 01:40:52,866
更换字体

2328
01:40:52,933 --> 01:40:56,699
加一些辅助理解的画面之类的

2329
01:40:56,966 --> 01:41:00,699
特别花哨的那种一步一特效的风格

2330
01:41:00,700 --> 01:41:02,300
其实我也不喜欢的

2331
01:41:02,300 --> 01:41:04,933
泥土来到未知的世界

2332
01:41:05,533 --> 01:41:08,466
眼前蔚蓝永恒的海洋

2333
01:41:09,366 --> 01:41:11,466
其他车大多数都是什么

2334
01:41:11,666 --> 01:41:13,466
什么时候才能看到主播承诺的

2335
01:41:13,466 --> 01:41:15,899
千件毛玉本嘛

2336
01:41:16,600 --> 01:41:18,600
只要主播一直活动下去

2337
01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:22,400
总有一天会延伸到这里的不是吗

2338
01:41:25,133 --> 01:41:28,266
这东西是不是就像搞事业一样啊

2339
01:41:29,766 --> 01:41:30,566
好像

2340
01:41:31,066 --> 01:41:32,099
至少v圈

2341
01:41:32,966 --> 01:41:34,166
似乎不太存在

2342
01:41:34,166 --> 01:41:36,766
那种特别大器晚成的情况

2343
01:41:39,500 --> 01:41:42,300
没有那种一直都十多个20多个

2344
01:41:42,300 --> 01:41:45,200
舰长的唯一坚持活动下去

2345
01:41:45,533 --> 01:41:47,066
忽然有一天爆了

2346
01:41:47,066 --> 01:41:49,466
然后就舰长说十倍百倍的翻

2347
01:41:49,466 --> 01:41:50,799
好像没有这种情况

2348
01:41:51,566 --> 01:41:53,933
大部分都是滚雪球的

2349
01:41:54,733 --> 01:41:55,799
先发制人

2350
01:41:55,800 --> 01:41:56,900
先发优势

2351
01:41:56,900 --> 01:41:58,700
提亮优势之类的

2352
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:01,500
你倒是可能得更新一下你的模型的

2353
01:42:01,500 --> 01:42:02,733
清晰度做不到

2354
01:42:02,733 --> 01:42:04,799
我早就想要更新一下了

2355
01:42:04,866 --> 01:42:08,933
做不到这个模就只能这样了

2356
01:42:12,100 --> 01:42:14,666
都24年了还在720匹

2357
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:18,533
我们今年暑假

2358
01:42:18,533 --> 01:42:19,533
到时候看看吧

2359
01:42:19,533 --> 01:42:22,899
主播看看暑假之前能不能赚够

2360
01:42:22,900 --> 01:42:25,533
一个新设备或者台式的

2361
01:42:25,533 --> 01:42:26,366
感觉吧

2362
01:42:27,333 --> 01:42:29,733
不好意义上的爆了倒是挺多的

2363
01:42:29,733 --> 01:42:30,699
那倒是吧

2364
01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:32,500
谢谢叔叔的吉祥福利

2365
01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:37,133
播有的小李给主播唱了一首戒烟

2366
01:42:37,133 --> 01:42:38,199
表达就不要

2367
01:42:38,666 --> 01:42:40,333
哈哈哈

2368
01:42:41,800 --> 01:42:43,666
那万一是你点的吗

2369
01:42:43,700 --> 01:42:45,066
主播说下播放什么

2370
01:42:45,066 --> 01:42:46,466
你就放戒烟吧

2371
01:42:46,566 --> 01:42:48,266
他一直都放下去

2372
01:42:52,333 --> 01:42:54,366
有时候感觉时间真快呀

2373
01:42:56,366 --> 01:42:57,766
已经认识大家好久了

2374
01:42:57,766 --> 01:42:59,733
不管是新观众还是老观众

2375
01:43:00,600 --> 01:43:02,400
已经认识大家好久好久

2376
01:43:07,133 --> 01:43:08,666
有一种恍惚感

2377
01:43:20,466 --> 01:43:21,666
呀呀呀

2378
01:43:21,666 --> 01:43:22,766
有没喝了三

2379
01:43:22,766 --> 01:43:24,966
杯杯萨兹拉克

2380
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:25,866
一杯

2381
01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:29,100
他以前也不多

2382
01:43:29,100 --> 01:43:30,366
你说的以前也不多

2383
01:43:30,366 --> 01:43:32,399
是只在十几万二十多万粉吧

2384
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:34,600
以前不多只是相对于现在吗

2385
01:43:34,933 --> 01:43:37,566
相对于现在来说少

2386
01:43:38,133 --> 01:43:40,399
但是相对于整体来说

2387
01:43:40,766 --> 01:43:42,133
那肯定人也不少啊

2388
01:43:44,533 --> 01:43:46,866
v圈煮酒论英雄事件

2389
01:43:46,866 --> 01:43:48,766
说实话煮酒论英雄这个东西

2390
01:43:48,766 --> 01:43:49,966
能够做到头部的

2391
01:43:49,966 --> 01:43:51,899
多多少少都有自己的绝活

2392
01:43:52,133 --> 01:43:54,066
也有没有办法复刻的东西

2393
01:43:54,066 --> 01:43:56,366
就哪怕你现在跟他说一模一样的梗

2394
01:43:56,366 --> 01:43:57,699
干一模一样的事

2395
01:43:58,100 --> 01:43:59,533
搞一模一样的爆点

2396
01:43:59,533 --> 01:44:01,133
因为你不是那个时间段

2397
01:44:01,133 --> 01:44:03,933
你对应的不是那个时间段的密切

2398
01:44:03,933 --> 01:44:05,866
观众的取向跟体谅

2399
01:44:06,000 --> 01:44:08,933
你对应的也不是他的推流啊

2400
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:11,966
所以说你做不到人家那样

2401
01:44:11,966 --> 01:44:15,066
基本上每个人都是不能复制的

2402
01:44:15,733 --> 01:44:17,466
我觉得之前就说过吗

2403
01:44:17,466 --> 01:44:20,099
v圈之所以觉得他是挺有生态

2404
01:44:20,266 --> 01:44:22,499
或者说挺有生命力的一个圈子

2405
01:44:22,500 --> 01:44:26,366
就是因为每个人能够到达顶层的办法

2406
01:44:26,366 --> 01:44:29,866
都是几乎可以说是自己独创的

2407
01:44:30,300 --> 01:44:32,466
没有什么量产型的

2408
01:44:33,800 --> 01:44:35,666
这种机体可言啊

2409
01:44:36,600 --> 01:44:39,600
那之所以说你们说这个主播走了

2410
01:44:39,600 --> 01:44:41,066
或者主播快走的那段时间

2411
01:44:41,066 --> 01:44:42,466
v圈开始变味了

2412
01:44:42,700 --> 01:44:43,166
就是他

2413
01:44:43,166 --> 01:44:49,566
开始有很多奔着成为量产型机体的人

2414
01:44:50,700 --> 01:44:51,766
进入了v圈

2415
01:44:51,766 --> 01:44:55,599
成为了各位在电脑中活动的

2416
01:44:55,600 --> 01:44:56,800
唯一的中之神

2417
01:44:57,400 --> 01:44:59,566
所以他才开始慢慢的改变的

2418
01:45:00,333 --> 01:45:01,133
是吧

2419
01:45:09,066 --> 01:45:10,133
体量太小

2420
01:45:10,166 --> 01:45:11,533
模仿做不大

2421
01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:16,366
模仿做不大是一个正确的生态啊

2422
01:45:16,366 --> 01:45:19,533
如果一个人靠着抄袭洗稿模仿

2423
01:45:19,966 --> 01:45:23,066
或者说是别人火了什么他就做什么

2424
01:45:23,133 --> 01:45:25,166
然后去上位去出位的话

2425
01:45:25,166 --> 01:45:25,666
那这种

2426
01:45:25,666 --> 01:45:29,733
火并不是真正的内容创作者所追求的

2427
01:45:30,333 --> 01:45:32,299
我一直都认为是这样的

2428
01:45:32,966 --> 01:45:34,866
对啊就这种偷别人音频

2429
01:45:34,866 --> 01:45:36,733
说是自己唱的这种情况

2430
01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:42,333
那么他出发的这个出发点

2431
01:45:42,766 --> 01:45:44,799
就跟希望自己

2432
01:45:44,800 --> 01:45:47,100
或者自己产出的内容受人认可

2433
01:45:47,100 --> 01:45:49,000
这种最最原始的

2434
01:45:49,166 --> 01:45:51,866
也是最最纯真的内容创作者的心态

2435
01:45:51,866 --> 01:45:53,499
是完全背道而驰的

2436
01:45:54,300 --> 01:45:55,100
是吧

2437
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:57,866
很快的速通不是已经爆了吗

2438
01:45:57,866 --> 01:45:59,666
还把把款退了

2439
01:45:59,666 --> 01:46:02,366
我评价是还挺还挺仗义的

2440
01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:04,766
一般来说不就跑了吗

2441
01:46:04,766 --> 01:46:05,933
他要把款退了

2442
01:46:05,933 --> 01:46:07,199
人还挺仗义

2443
01:46:08,200 --> 01:46:09,066
原始积累

2444
01:46:09,066 --> 01:46:10,799
积累完了就能一直吃下去

2445
01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:12,566
那你说要积累多少呢

2446
01:46:12,566 --> 01:46:14,166
积累多少才算多呢

2447
01:46:14,533 --> 01:46:15,966
一般人都完成不了

2448
01:46:15,966 --> 01:46:17,966
这种所谓的原始积累吧

2449
01:46:17,966 --> 01:46:20,199
你要积累到20万粉丝

2450
01:46:20,200 --> 01:46:21,866
你在v圈就是有头有脸

2451
01:46:21,866 --> 01:46:23,533
数得上名字的人了

2452
01:46:27,866 --> 01:46:30,766
那看不见弹幕了怎么回事呢

2453
01:46:31,266 --> 01:46:32,066
喂

2454
01:46:32,966 --> 01:46:35,933
是谁呀大家都在做什么呢

2455
01:46:36,133 --> 01:46:37,399
真的好好奇哦

2456
01:46:37,900 --> 01:46:39,333
伤心不理人了

2457
01:46:48,100 --> 01:46:51,800
看看不见多锐平不干就好了

2458
01:46:55,600 --> 01:46:56,900
懒得干就好

2459
01:46:57,500 --> 01:46:59,166
现在不够锐气了

2460
01:47:01,933 --> 01:47:03,066
懒得评论

2461
01:47:08,300 --> 01:47:10,366
有没有啥事想让我评价一下

2462
01:47:10,400 --> 01:47:11,466
也不是不行

2463
01:47:14,166 --> 01:47:16,899
有时候总觉得v圈的老人占着位置

2464
01:47:16,900 --> 01:47:19,500
老人也是辛辛苦苦爬上去的呀

2465
01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:22,333
你怎么能嫌弃人家老东西了呢

2466
01:47:22,500 --> 01:47:24,533
人家也是辛辛苦苦上去的

2467
01:47:30,066 --> 01:47:32,266
有的人就越熬越不行吗

2468
01:47:32,266 --> 01:47:33,933
有的人越熬越吃香

2469
01:47:33,933 --> 01:47:37,466
那不是还跟他本人是个什么样的汤

2470
01:47:37,466 --> 01:47:38,533
有关系吗

2471
01:47:40,066 --> 01:47:41,866
有的熬着熬成糊底了

2472
01:47:41,900 --> 01:47:42,466
那怎么办

2473
01:47:42,466 --> 01:47:44,866
有的熬着熬成百年老店了

2474
01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:49,166
评价一下

2475
01:47:49,166 --> 01:47:50,899
什么啥玩意

2476
01:47:51,900 --> 01:47:54,533
评价第五人格新出的射箭集

2477
01:47:55,166 --> 01:47:57,066
咋评价就有啥好评价

2478
01:48:00,300 --> 01:48:01,600
昨天315都爆了

2479
01:48:01,600 --> 01:48:02,900
你别说我还没看

2480
01:48:02,900 --> 01:48:04,000
哎呦我还没看

2481
01:48:04,666 --> 01:48:05,733
都出了些啥事

2482
01:48:05,733 --> 01:48:08,766
啊主播是熬咋咋熬死了呗

2483
01:48:09,100 --> 01:48:09,766
那怎么办

2484
01:48:09,766 --> 01:48:10,966
都埋土里了

2485
01:48:11,966 --> 01:48:14,599
你等我看看昨天315咋的了

2486
01:48:20,933 --> 01:48:22,933
雨下整夜

2487
01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:27,700
我的爱溢出就像雨水

2488
01:48:27,700 --> 01:48:29,966
院子落叶

2489
01:48:30,266 --> 01:48:34,499
跟我的思念厚厚一叠

2490
01:48:34,500 --> 01:48:38,800
几句是非也无法将

2491
01:48:44,800 --> 01:48:46,566
书亦烧仙草

2492
01:48:53,100 --> 01:48:56,133
古茗奶茶的制作让人匪夷所思

2493
01:48:58,500 --> 01:49:01,466
过期食材与未过期食材放在一起

2494
01:49:01,933 --> 01:49:04,999
茶百道上班的主要工作就是改日期

2495
01:49:05,133 --> 01:49:06,533
美丽伤悲

2496
01:49:08,200 --> 01:49:14,400
我此刻却只想亲吻你倔强的嘴

2497
01:49:14,933 --> 01:49:16,366
雨下整夜

2498
01:49:16,500 --> 01:49:17,500
其实有个问题啊

2499
01:49:17,500 --> 01:49:19,100
就是这些事情

2500
01:49:19,100 --> 01:49:21,666
假设说已经发现了很久了

2501
01:49:21,666 --> 01:49:24,166
为什么非要等到3月5之前才爆出来呢

2502
01:49:24,700 --> 01:49:27,400
那他从出现这个事情到发现这个事情

2503
01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:28,933
这段时间大家谁都不知道

2504
01:49:29,133 --> 01:49:30,466
消费者吃了也就吃了

2505
01:49:30,466 --> 01:49:32,466
你发现这个事情你不爆出来之后

2506
01:49:32,566 --> 01:49:35,699
假设说有半年或者说有三个月的时间

2507
01:49:37,000 --> 01:49:37,133
话

2508
01:49:37,133 --> 01:49:40,966
那中间这一段还吃了的人那多倒霉啊

2509
01:49:43,800 --> 01:49:45,666
为什么非要等到315这天

2510
01:49:45,900 --> 01:49:47,466
然后一天爆出来呢

2511
01:49:49,666 --> 01:49:50,933
保护费没交够

2512
01:49:50,933 --> 01:49:51,899
那不是吧

2513
01:49:52,700 --> 01:49:53,866
我觉得不是这样

2514
01:49:53,866 --> 01:49:54,933
但是为什么呢

2515
01:49:55,533 --> 01:49:56,399
说一个体谅

2516
01:49:56,400 --> 01:49:57,300
跟你接近了

2517
01:49:57,300 --> 01:49:58,300
熬的即将毕业

2518
01:49:58,300 --> 01:49:59,500
然后又活着

2519
01:50:04,900 --> 01:50:06,733
早爆出来又没有好处

2520
01:50:08,733 --> 01:50:10,533
那如果说爆出来这个事情

2521
01:50:10,533 --> 01:50:13,933
就是为了让大家去避雷的话

2522
01:50:14,133 --> 01:50:15,366
为什么不早爆呢

2523
01:50:16,133 --> 01:50:18,333
发现的时候就已经整改了

2524
01:50:21,366 --> 01:50:22,466
是这样啊

2525
01:50:25,366 --> 01:50:28,699
315翻译起给监管施加压力

2526
01:50:29,666 --> 01:50:32,799
但是有些东西我感觉35就

2527
01:50:37,333 --> 01:50:39,299
早些年这种都还挺震撼的

2528
01:50:39,300 --> 01:50:41,000
什么三聚氰胺啊

2529
01:50:41,366 --> 01:50:42,499
什么苏丹红啊

2530
01:50:42,500 --> 01:50:43,700
地沟油啊之类的

2531
01:50:43,700 --> 01:50:45,266
感觉这些年的这种

2532
01:50:46,700 --> 01:50:50,900
315就没有这么重量级的爆料了

2533
01:50:50,900 --> 01:50:53,933
可能跟食品安全总体水平提高了

2534
01:50:53,933 --> 01:50:54,866
有关系吧

2535
01:51:04,100 --> 01:51:05,900
35都爆了些什么

2536
01:51:10,533 --> 01:51:12,466
爆料汇总

2537
01:51:17,733 --> 01:51:22,966
关注今年315晚会爆料名单香精大米

2538
01:51:22,966 --> 01:51:24,099
这什么香精大米

2539
01:51:24,800 --> 01:51:25,600
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

2540
01:51:38,533 --> 01:51:39,666
隔空盗刷

2541
01:51:39,666 --> 01:51:40,633
钓鱼骗局

2542
01:51:40,633 --> 01:51:41,533
我觉得这个

2543
01:51:42,166 --> 01:51:43,066
这个应该

2544
01:51:43,300 --> 01:51:45,933
应该应该让我早点看到的

2545
01:51:46,066 --> 01:51:48,066
哎呦银行卡盗刷

2546
01:51:48,766 --> 01:51:50,899
美女放哪一旁

2547
01:51:52,666 --> 01:51:56,966
喜怒哀乐啊哟巴拉多

2548
01:51:57,666 --> 01:51:59,266
谢谢SIN的小花

2549
01:51:59,266 --> 01:52:00,499
感谢支持

2550
01:52:03,133 --> 01:52:04,933
谢谢肉松的情书

2551
01:52:05,066 --> 01:52:06,733
红到你耳一个洞

2552
01:52:08,766 --> 01:52:10,333
防火玻璃造假

2553
01:52:10,333 --> 01:52:11,733
这太缺德了吧

2554
01:52:11,733 --> 01:52:14,499
卧槽我觉得干这种这种生意的

2555
01:52:14,766 --> 01:52:17,766
做这种安全消防有关的生意的

2556
01:52:17,766 --> 01:52:18,499
这还造假

2557
01:52:18,500 --> 01:52:19,700
这还偷工减料

2558
01:52:20,633 --> 01:52:22,733
这阴兽阳兽一起折呀

2559
01:52:22,733 --> 01:52:24,366
干这个还是问钱的

2560
01:52:25,033 --> 01:52:26,366
灭火器还造钱

2561
01:52:26,366 --> 01:52:29,033
我天这是害人的事情啊

2562
01:52:30,866 --> 01:52:33,633
主播其实对于食品安全这种事情

2563
01:52:34,366 --> 01:52:36,033
就也还好吧

2564
01:52:36,033 --> 01:52:38,933
可能因为出来之后啥都吃了

2565
01:52:38,933 --> 01:52:40,366
哈哈哈

2566
01:52:41,033 --> 01:52:43,533
放的时间久的菜也吃了

2567
01:52:43,533 --> 01:52:46,099
冰箱速冻的这速食也吃了

2568
01:52:46,100 --> 01:52:47,266
什么都吃啊

2569
01:52:49,300 --> 01:52:50,566
就食品安全这种东西

2570
01:52:50,566 --> 01:52:53,299
就比如说淀粉肠出食品安全问题了

2571
01:52:53,300 --> 01:52:55,333
但是我还是会假装不知道它

2572
01:52:55,333 --> 01:52:56,933
然后我还会继续吃的

2573
01:52:57,266 --> 01:52:59,333
因为人生离不开淀粉肠

2574
01:52:59,766 --> 01:53:02,666
淀粉肠是人生不可分割的

2575
01:53:02,666 --> 01:53:03,966
重要的一部分

2576
01:53:04,733 --> 01:53:05,733
但是这种东西

2577
01:53:05,733 --> 01:53:09,099
我觉得他真的应该多多多报一下

2578
01:53:09,100 --> 01:53:12,166
食品安全之类的就哎

2579
01:53:15,166 --> 01:53:15,966
颜色直播间

2580
01:53:15,966 --> 01:53:18,666
右边头像是我们周六的见长礼物啊

2581
01:53:18,900 --> 01:53:20,566
我是不是应该写一个

2582
01:53:20,833 --> 01:53:21,666
写一个什么

2583
01:53:21,666 --> 01:53:22,466
写一个

2584
01:53:23,166 --> 01:53:24,899
写个标志上去

2585
01:53:24,900 --> 01:53:26,133
三月尖角礼物

2586
01:53:26,166 --> 01:53:28,499
这就是你不让我扔变色青椒的理由

2587
01:53:28,500 --> 01:53:30,533
哎呀你扔了吧我错了

2588
01:53:32,133 --> 01:53:33,333
我错了

2589
01:53:34,366 --> 01:53:35,466
我到底想的是

2590
01:53:35,466 --> 01:53:38,033
把那个变色的地方切掉还能吃吗

2591
01:53:38,033 --> 01:53:39,066
后面就忘了

2592
01:53:39,066 --> 01:53:41,333
因为我本来我也不太爱吃青椒

2593
01:53:41,333 --> 01:53:42,933
哈哈哈

2594
01:53:44,566 --> 01:53:45,533
4米8噻

2595
01:53:46,966 --> 01:53:47,666
那你们看

2596
01:53:47,666 --> 01:53:48,866
主播以身作则

2597
01:53:48,866 --> 01:53:49,933
就是不干不净

2598
01:53:49,933 --> 01:53:51,299
吃了没病吗

2599
01:53:52,166 --> 01:53:53,733
我都活到现在了

2600
01:53:53,733 --> 01:53:56,366
说明主播对于这个食品安全问题啊

2601
01:53:56,366 --> 01:53:59,733
也就也就也就

2602
01:54:02,433 --> 01:54:03,233
哎

2603
01:54:08,066 --> 01:54:09,533
本来那个青椒买回来

2604
01:54:09,533 --> 01:54:11,299
是打算把它切成末

2605
01:54:11,366 --> 01:54:13,299
跟那个肉馅炒一下

2606
01:54:13,300 --> 01:54:16,666
做青椒肉卤的打卤面的

2607
01:54:16,733 --> 01:54:18,166
但是肉末呢

2608
01:54:18,666 --> 01:54:19,666
吃光了

2609
01:54:20,866 --> 01:54:22,299
蒜呢吃光了

2610
01:54:22,566 --> 01:54:25,833
打酱的那个酱底没买

2611
01:54:26,100 --> 01:54:28,100
家里的面条也吃光了

2612
01:54:28,100 --> 01:54:29,566
那就剩一个青椒

2613
01:54:29,566 --> 01:54:30,833
那怎么办嘛

2614
01:54:31,666 --> 01:54:33,266
那谁吃它呀

2615
01:54:33,266 --> 01:54:34,699
哈哈哈

2616
01:54:35,766 --> 01:54:36,833
没人爱吃

2617
01:54:36,833 --> 01:54:38,633
好吧真没人爱吃

2618
01:54:40,566 --> 01:54:42,033
当时我就这个表情

2619
01:54:42,033 --> 01:54:43,466
啊对不起

2620
01:54:43,766 --> 01:54:45,033
什么都没了

2621
01:54:45,033 --> 01:54:46,633
只剩下青椒了

2622
01:54:49,266 --> 01:54:50,466
哈喽花花

2623
01:54:50,466 --> 01:54:52,099
怎么会有人不爱吃青椒

2624
01:54:52,100 --> 01:54:53,666
你就跟我对着干是吧

2625
01:54:53,666 --> 01:54:55,499
我不吃折耳根你就吃折耳根

2626
01:54:55,500 --> 01:54:57,300
我喝可口你就喝百事

2627
01:54:58,100 --> 01:55:00,100
我不吃青椒你就吃青椒

2628
01:55:01,333 --> 01:55:02,166
嗯

2629
01:55:02,633 --> 01:55:02,866
那

2630
01:55:02,866 --> 01:55:04,233
绵绵祝福你

2631
01:55:04,233 --> 01:55:05,499
绵绵没有钱

2632
01:55:05,700 --> 01:55:07,166
主播祝你有钱

2633
01:55:07,666 --> 01:55:09,533
绵绵没找到工作

2634
01:55:09,633 --> 01:55:11,266
祝你找到好工作

2635
01:55:12,133 --> 01:55:13,533
看烟尘多好啊

2636
01:55:13,533 --> 01:55:14,733
以愿报德

2637
01:55:16,066 --> 01:55:16,966
啊对不起

2638
01:55:17,366 --> 01:55:18,433
好像反了

2639
01:55:20,066 --> 01:55:20,933
是不

2640
01:55:23,233 --> 01:55:25,266
是反了以德报怨

2641
01:55:25,266 --> 01:55:26,066
对不起

2642
01:55:28,566 --> 01:55:29,533
斯密巴塞

2643
01:55:30,166 --> 01:55:30,966
嗯

2644
01:55:34,466 --> 01:55:35,633
也是伟大啊

2645
01:55:35,633 --> 01:55:36,533
也是伟大

2646
01:55:37,733 --> 01:55:40,233
谢谢及格会三连的小蝴蝶

2647
01:55:40,233 --> 01:55:42,366
谢谢小叶子生草

2648
01:55:42,366 --> 01:55:43,699
感谢支持

2649
01:55:45,566 --> 01:55:47,633
太吓人不好意思

2650
01:55:48,100 --> 01:55:48,866
不好意思

2651
01:55:48,866 --> 01:55:50,066
我不是故意的

2652
01:55:52,066 --> 01:55:53,366
青椒里面塞肉中

2653
01:55:53,366 --> 01:55:55,099
不吃这个不吃中

2654
01:55:55,100 --> 01:55:55,900
肉里

2655
01:55:56,633 --> 01:55:59,133
主播心里的想法啊

2656
01:55:59,266 --> 01:56:01,833
我心里危险的想法是吧

2657
01:56:03,533 --> 01:56:04,666
奶茶你喝不喝

2658
01:56:04,666 --> 01:56:05,766
想喝就喝呀

2659
01:56:07,533 --> 01:56:08,499
呵呵

2660
01:56:08,500 --> 01:56:11,366
我的认为就是什么只要你不是

2661
01:56:11,366 --> 01:56:13,833
哇哇哇

2662
01:56:14,033 --> 01:56:14,833
这么厉害

2663
01:56:14,966 --> 01:56:16,866
我觉得就是只要你

2664
01:56:17,166 --> 01:56:17,766
只要你

2665
01:56:17,766 --> 01:56:24,699
不能完全避免在外面去吃饭的话

2666
01:56:24,700 --> 01:56:26,133
就不要介意这些

2667
01:56:30,333 --> 01:56:31,066
吓我一跳

2668
01:56:31,066 --> 01:56:31,899
你们都能听到

2669
01:56:31,900 --> 01:56:32,733
我听不见

2670
01:56:33,733 --> 01:56:34,533
啥动静啊

2671
01:56:34,533 --> 01:56:35,666
偷偷看东西是吧

2672
01:56:35,666 --> 01:56:38,733
不是啊这不是开了把PK吗

2673
01:56:39,566 --> 01:56:40,733
怎么都开麦的

2674
01:56:40,733 --> 01:56:41,933
不是我开的

2675
01:56:42,066 --> 01:56:42,366
因为

2676
01:56:42,366 --> 01:56:45,733
我不知道怎么把哔哩哔哩直播间降级

2677
01:56:47,100 --> 01:56:49,166
我不知道怎么把哔哩哔哩直播间降级

2678
01:56:49,166 --> 01:56:51,099
啊这不能怪我

2679
01:56:51,966 --> 01:56:53,233
跟主播一个爱好

2680
01:56:53,233 --> 01:56:53,966
也对不上

2681
01:56:53,966 --> 01:56:57,633
取关了你自己不会精神胜利一下吗

2682
01:56:57,633 --> 01:56:59,333
主播跟你互补啊是吧

2683
01:57:00,033 --> 01:57:02,966
自己连精神胜利都不会怎么当耶人呢

2684
01:57:04,233 --> 01:57:05,566
青椒真的很好吃

2685
01:57:05,566 --> 01:57:06,499
要看跟什么

2686
01:57:06,500 --> 01:57:07,700
放在一起吧

2687
01:57:07,966 --> 01:57:12,233
青椒跟肉丁放在一起做打卤面

2688
01:57:12,233 --> 01:57:13,366
特别特别好吃

2689
01:57:13,366 --> 01:57:14,733
但是他要是炒土豆片

2690
01:57:14,733 --> 01:57:16,433
他就是世界上最难吃的东西

2691
01:57:19,666 --> 01:57:21,033
装不了就版本吧

2692
01:57:21,033 --> 01:57:22,066
怎么装呀

2693
01:57:24,266 --> 01:57:25,633
家国有奶茶吗

2694
01:57:25,633 --> 01:57:28,666
嗯主播跟你是天造地设一对啊傻批

2695
01:57:31,966 --> 01:57:32,766
有

2696
01:57:33,366 --> 01:57:35,866
这东西不是全世界都有在喝吗

2697
01:57:35,866 --> 01:57:36,733
你想想

2698
01:57:38,466 --> 01:57:42,099
全世界都有我们中国小猫啊

2699
01:57:42,966 --> 01:57:45,699
所以中国小猫喜欢的东西

2700
01:57:45,700 --> 01:57:47,333
那全世界肯定都有啊

2701
01:57:48,966 --> 01:57:50,266
而且本地人也喝

2702
01:57:50,266 --> 01:57:52,266
本地人也觉得奶茶挺好喝的

2703
01:57:52,266 --> 01:57:54,233
甚至有专门在国内

2704
01:57:54,233 --> 01:57:55,766
都已经倒闭了的奶茶店

2705
01:57:55,766 --> 01:57:57,166
在这边活的还好好的

2706
01:57:57,166 --> 01:57:58,499
都是外国人在喝

2707
01:57:59,066 --> 01:58:01,099
就那个什么鹿角巷啊

2708
01:58:01,333 --> 01:58:02,133
什么达尔

2709
01:58:02,133 --> 01:58:04,133
那在国内是不是都倒完了呀

2710
01:58:04,133 --> 01:58:05,333
都倒闭完了

2711
01:58:08,333 --> 01:58:11,533
加拿大的中国奶茶多的一对多的一

2712
01:58:12,933 --> 01:58:14,066
特别多哎

2713
01:58:14,233 --> 01:58:17,066
甚至可能比那个小城市

2714
01:58:17,066 --> 01:58:19,566
或者小县城的奶茶店还要多

2715
01:58:19,566 --> 01:58:21,466
就你看过的

2716
01:58:21,466 --> 01:58:22,366
你没看过的

2717
01:58:22,366 --> 01:58:22,966
听说过的

2718
01:58:22,966 --> 01:58:24,033
没听说过的

2719
01:58:24,100 --> 01:58:25,233
大部分都有

2720
01:58:27,900 --> 01:58:31,166
可是只有渣男才有七八年的影片

2721
01:58:32,166 --> 01:58:34,299
long enough for love

2722
01:58:49,666 --> 01:58:50,466
死了

2723
01:58:51,966 --> 01:58:52,866
死了

2724
01:58:56,733 --> 01:58:59,133
少爷人烧见早餐都复活

2725
01:58:59,366 --> 01:59:00,166
死了

2726
01:59:04,066 --> 01:59:04,966
我服了

2727
01:59:06,866 --> 01:59:08,333
之后可以放

2728
01:59:08,333 --> 01:59:09,133
戒烟

2729
01:59:15,933 --> 01:59:16,433
主播

2730
01:59:16,433 --> 01:59:18,266
你就安心的去吧

2731
01:59:19,633 --> 01:59:24,133
3年为一个礼拜才学会

2732
01:59:25,033 --> 01:59:26,066
才学会

2733
01:59:32,033 --> 01:59:35,033
开心了你们真是铁石心肠啊

2734
01:59:37,666 --> 01:59:39,233
你们这铁石心肠

2735
01:59:39,233 --> 01:59:41,966
都没有人在口头上挽留一下我吗

2736
01:59:47,300 --> 01:59:48,133
好吧

2737
01:59:48,733 --> 01:59:49,533
哎

2738
01:59:49,533 --> 01:59:50,466
怎么办呢

2739
01:59:52,133 --> 01:59:54,066
谢谢狗狗显卡的戒指

2740
01:59:54,533 --> 01:59:56,733
谢谢你故意为主播复活

2741
01:59:59,333 --> 02:00:01,533
主播的席有啥菜系

2742
02:00:01,633 --> 02:00:03,066
你跟烟人坐一坐

2743
02:00:03,566 --> 02:00:05,166
这没人会给你上香的

2744
02:00:05,166 --> 02:00:06,433
我要吃青团

2745
02:00:06,833 --> 02:00:09,833
记得带一个咸蛋黄一个豆沙的来

2746
02:00:11,033 --> 02:00:13,866
没有两个青团我是不会显灵的

2747
02:00:17,133 --> 02:00:19,699
谢谢狗狗显卡的剑爪

2748
02:00:19,866 --> 02:00:20,833
护着你

2749
02:00:20,833 --> 02:00:22,033
爱的感动

2750
02:00:22,033 --> 02:00:23,899
感谢支持啊

2751
02:00:24,100 --> 02:00:25,333
谢谢谢谢

2752
02:00:26,066 --> 02:00:28,366
没有青团我是不会现身的

2753
02:00:28,900 --> 02:00:30,166
最好带6个人

2754
02:00:30,166 --> 02:00:32,299
我今天吃完明天还能吃

2755
02:00:37,133 --> 02:00:38,866
哎呀收到青团了

2756
02:00:39,033 --> 02:00:41,099
确实是该买青团了

2757
02:00:41,733 --> 02:00:42,633
要求真多

2758
02:00:42,633 --> 02:00:43,966
把你土都刨了

2759
02:00:43,966 --> 02:00:47,333
你想要主播复活再出来给大家直播

2760
02:00:47,333 --> 02:00:48,766
你就直说嘛

2761
02:00:49,233 --> 02:00:50,766
何必找理由呢

2762
02:00:50,866 --> 02:00:51,833
我知道可可

2763
02:00:51,833 --> 02:00:54,433
马家在我播健身环之前

2764
02:00:54,700 --> 02:00:56,500
都不会放过我的

2765
02:00:57,966 --> 02:01:00,133
清明上供青娇会现身吧

2766
02:01:00,133 --> 02:01:01,699
我会潜入你的梦里

2767
02:01:01,700 --> 02:01:03,533
拿大尾巴狠狠的削你

2768
02:01:12,666 --> 02:01:14,166
好吵的歌啊

2769
02:01:17,300 --> 02:01:18,333
king and email

2770
02:01:18,333 --> 02:01:19,633
i'm alive

2771
02:01:19,733 --> 02:01:22,266
i'm not a man i'm a straight American

2772
02:01:22,266 --> 02:01:23,733
i'm not a kid

2773
02:01:24,033 --> 02:01:25,466
i'm not alone

2774
02:01:26,533 --> 02:01:28,466
葡萄木口开播了

2775
02:01:28,966 --> 02:01:31,699
烟神开草怎么办呢

2776
02:01:31,766 --> 02:01:34,033
今时今日哔哩哔哩转播木口

2777
02:01:34,033 --> 02:01:38,466
就像是当年央视转播转播NBA一样

2778
02:01:38,666 --> 02:01:39,833
有什么办法呢

2779
02:01:42,100 --> 02:01:43,633
互联网是没有记忆的

2780
02:01:54,500 --> 02:01:56,666
光啊守护燕子小姐吧

2781
02:01:56,666 --> 02:01:57,466
嗯呐

2782
02:02:01,733 --> 02:02:02,733
哈喽小可爱

2783
02:02:04,100 --> 02:02:05,166
猫猫哎

2784
02:02:21,900 --> 02:02:25,333
这是我最近在学的一首歌

2785
02:02:25,333 --> 02:02:27,699
但是感觉不是很奏效啊

2786
02:02:40,900 --> 02:02:42,366
就算是4人复活吗

2787
02:02:42,366 --> 02:02:43,299
差不多吧

2788
02:02:43,766 --> 02:02:44,766
应该算吧

2789
02:02:44,766 --> 02:02:46,266
我给他让让道把这

2790
02:02:46,266 --> 02:02:47,499
个舰长心愿改一下

2791
02:02:47,500 --> 02:02:48,866
我还差两个了

2792
02:02:49,700 --> 02:02:51,933
但是今天可能我们也没有办法

2793
02:02:51,933 --> 02:02:53,299
把班加完了

2794
02:02:53,633 --> 02:02:54,733
就差不多吧

2795
02:02:54,933 --> 02:02:56,566
主播为啥直播不唱歌啊

2796
02:02:56,566 --> 02:02:58,299
因为主播一唱歌的话

2797
02:02:58,300 --> 02:03:00,100
就像是美杜莎睁开了眼睛一样

2798
02:03:00,100 --> 02:03:01,466
会把人石化的

2799
02:03:02,666 --> 02:03:06,266
主播不忍天下苍生遭受如此之待遇

2800
02:03:07,100 --> 02:03:09,233
每个人都应该有自己快乐的生活

2801
02:03:09,233 --> 02:03:11,966
不应该在听闻主播的天籁之后

2802
02:03:12,766 --> 02:03:15,899
安详的这个圆满

2803
02:03:15,900 --> 02:03:17,966
所有的遗憾不应该这样的

2804
02:03:19,666 --> 02:03:21,499
这个你打英游的时候回来吧

2805
02:03:21,500 --> 02:03:22,766
你哪个英游啊

2806
02:03:23,133 --> 02:03:27,333
不会是班德里姆格勒斯班的party吧

2807
02:03:28,500 --> 02:03:30,133
家人邀你回家

2808
02:03:30,133 --> 02:03:31,166
但你不想

2809
02:03:31,233 --> 02:03:32,566
不怎么想回去

2810
02:03:33,833 --> 02:03:36,066
他们找你回去有什么理由吗

2811
02:03:36,733 --> 02:03:39,266
你有什么能搪塞他们的事情吗

2812
02:03:41,100 --> 02:03:43,333
中二节奏为什么

2813
02:03:46,266 --> 02:03:47,066
没听说过

2814
02:03:47,066 --> 02:03:47,566
哎

2815
02:03:47,566 --> 02:03:50,766
这世界上居然还有主播没听说过的

2816
02:03:50,766 --> 02:03:51,566
英雄

2817
02:04:01,133 --> 02:04:02,699
阶级哦

2818
02:04:03,900 --> 02:04:05,866
居然现在游戏圈里有新阶级

2819
02:04:05,866 --> 02:04:07,266
英游居然还有输入群

2820
02:04:07,266 --> 02:04:08,066
天哪

2821
02:04:11,100 --> 02:04:12,333
主播像个像

2822
02:04:12,333 --> 02:04:15,466
像屯子里长大的小孩

2823
02:04:16,066 --> 02:04:16,866
我恨

2824
02:04:18,133 --> 02:04:19,566
主播也有玩的很多吧

2825
02:04:19,566 --> 02:04:21,466
多多少少都听说过一点吧

2826
02:04:21,766 --> 02:04:23,466
就是国产那种

2827
02:04:23,466 --> 02:04:24,766
什么武立方啊

2828
02:04:24,900 --> 02:04:26,266
然后麦麦啊

2829
02:04:26,266 --> 02:04:27,366
还有那个

2830
02:04:29,666 --> 02:04:30,733
下罗是什么

2831
02:04:30,733 --> 02:04:31,566
节奏大师

2832
02:04:31,566 --> 02:04:32,833
boundary love live

2833
02:04:32,833 --> 02:04:34,033
还有saitos two

2834
02:04:34,266 --> 02:04:37,333
还有那个Akria是这么读的吗

2835
02:04:37,433 --> 02:04:38,899
基本上都玩过一点

2836
02:04:39,500 --> 02:04:42,466
那个屁股肉也玩过一点点

2837
02:04:42,466 --> 02:04:44,266
但是我感觉手感不是特别好

2838
02:04:44,266 --> 02:04:46,166
我不太习惯潘金羡那样子的

2839
02:04:46,666 --> 02:04:47,466
嗯

2840
02:04:49,266 --> 02:04:51,233
麦麦真不是国产的吧

2841
02:04:54,300 --> 02:04:54,966
主播玩过

2842
02:04:54,966 --> 02:04:57,299
你是琴吗没有

2843
02:04:59,933 --> 02:05:00,733
哎哎

2844
02:05:02,666 --> 02:05:04,066
主播玩过OS吗

2845
02:05:04,066 --> 02:05:05,833
没有这个没有

2846
02:05:05,900 --> 02:05:08,733
但是我有听过他们联动的那个歌

2847
02:05:09,366 --> 02:05:10,333
他不是国产

2848
02:05:10,333 --> 02:05:13,833
就是我说的是那个笑歪歪的那个

2849
02:05:13,833 --> 02:05:15,133
那那不叫武立方

2850
02:05:15,133 --> 02:05:16,466
那叫什么来着

2851
02:05:16,866 --> 02:05:17,899
我搜一下

2852
02:05:17,900 --> 02:05:18,933
阴游街机

2853
02:05:19,333 --> 02:05:22,533
就是那个全都是现充歌曲的那个机子

2854
02:05:22,833 --> 02:05:25,066
要么就周杰伦要么就蔡依林的那个

2855
02:05:30,966 --> 02:05:35,266
但是玩过一点点很正常

2856
02:05:35,266 --> 02:05:36,366
因为我是乱编的

2857
02:05:36,366 --> 02:05:38,033
我肯定没玩过呀

2858
02:05:39,433 --> 02:05:40,366
武立方

2859
02:05:43,466 --> 02:05:45,233
那不就是武立方吗

2860
02:05:46,500 --> 02:05:48,166
怎么这武立方现在都有

2861
02:05:48,166 --> 02:05:49,866
欢欢乐乐安乐死了呀

2862
02:05:49,866 --> 02:05:52,833
这个到底有多现充啊我

2863
02:05:54,266 --> 02:05:55,066
啊

2864
02:05:55,866 --> 02:05:57,333
麦麦就是武力发啊

2865
02:06:00,966 --> 02:06:02,166
那那个呢

2866
02:06:02,233 --> 02:06:04,266
那个那个什么的呢

2867
02:06:06,133 --> 02:06:07,366
麦麦是5毛

2868
02:06:16,933 --> 02:06:20,866
这俩玩意是同一个东西不 5毛DEX

2869
02:06:29,500 --> 02:06:31,100
估计他们键是不一样的

2870
02:06:31,100 --> 02:06:32,566
一个是6个键

2871
02:06:33,966 --> 02:06:35,499
一个是八键的

2872
02:06:37,266 --> 02:06:38,533
就一个是六边形

2873
02:06:38,533 --> 02:06:40,966
一个是一圈像洗衣机一样的

2874
02:06:42,100 --> 02:06:44,866
只会玩夏洛氏的有之前BA

2875
02:06:44,866 --> 02:06:46,566
你居然也在玩BA啊

2876
02:06:48,300 --> 02:06:51,933
终身打扰的小子

2877
02:06:51,933 --> 02:06:52,866
好久不见

2878
02:06:54,566 --> 02:06:57,566
5毛点刺是卖卖BUG键

2879
02:06:58,100 --> 02:06:59,700
武立方6剑很硬

2880
02:06:59,700 --> 02:07:00,533
对对六剑

2881
02:07:00,533 --> 02:07:01,633
这个超级硬

2882
02:07:01,733 --> 02:07:03,299
我不爱玩那个

2883
02:07:03,700 --> 02:07:05,966
别踩白块这个

2884
02:07:05,966 --> 02:07:07,299
这个也阴游吗

2885
02:07:08,366 --> 02:07:10,233
这个也算英雄吗

2886
02:07:12,700 --> 02:07:14,066
你怎么还封神了

2887
02:07:14,066 --> 02:07:16,033
什么叫我也主播也玩

2888
02:07:16,066 --> 02:07:17,533
主播不玩这个

2889
02:07:18,133 --> 02:07:19,766
只是蛮意外的

2890
02:07:21,833 --> 02:07:23,933
虽然这个游戏蛮火的

2891
02:07:23,933 --> 02:07:27,899
但是我身边好像很少有些跟我交流说

2892
02:07:27,900 --> 02:07:30,133
哎我在玩碧蓝档案的

2893
02:07:30,166 --> 02:07:30,966
为什么呢

2894
02:07:32,700 --> 02:07:33,666
睡觉去了

2895
02:07:33,666 --> 02:07:35,133
你什么时间

2896
02:07:35,566 --> 02:07:37,299
你是不是要养老了

2897
02:07:37,666 --> 02:07:40,466
蛋蛋你最近都不要自用了

2898
02:07:40,733 --> 02:07:43,299
是不是因为年事已高

2899
02:07:45,833 --> 02:07:47,033
这个点就睡

2900
02:07:47,500 --> 02:07:49,300
这是中医的吉祥服啊

2901
02:07:49,300 --> 02:07:50,133
晚安晚安

2902
02:07:52,366 --> 02:07:54,733
睡午觉那个真养生啊

2903
02:07:54,866 --> 02:07:58,866
起来喝不喝那个枸杞泡茶啊

2904
02:07:59,633 --> 02:08:00,766
相对的话

2905
02:08:02,700 --> 02:08:07,333
你们觉得这个游戏到底是一般笑ML笑

2906
02:08:07,366 --> 02:08:09,099
还是百合笑

2907
02:08:09,266 --> 02:08:13,233
或者说是什么都不是的那种像呢

2908
02:08:13,533 --> 02:08:15,033
谢谢阿紫的灯牌

2909
02:08:15,066 --> 02:08:16,866
健康哥行行行

2910
02:08:16,866 --> 02:08:19,433
好好好啊

2911
02:08:19,433 --> 02:08:22,433
主播跟有健身房爱好的人

2912
02:08:26,066 --> 02:08:28,166
已经不是一个世界的人了只

2913
02:08:28,166 --> 02:08:31,266
不过这个嘴唇微微颤抖两下

2914
02:08:31,266 --> 02:08:34,166
只能呐喊出一声姥爷

2915
02:08:35,900 --> 02:08:36,700
这个这个

2916
02:08:36,700 --> 02:08:37,666
大魔爷的酒

2917
02:08:37,666 --> 02:08:38,833
我吉祥福哎

2918
02:08:41,366 --> 02:08:43,299
不是纯麻辣的吗

2919
02:08:45,166 --> 02:08:46,766
编码and麻辣吧

2920
02:08:46,766 --> 02:08:48,499
感觉没有一点百合

2921
02:08:52,133 --> 02:08:54,033
那大家在玩游戏的时候

2922
02:08:54,033 --> 02:08:55,733
就是玩还没有清场的游戏的时候

2923
02:08:55,733 --> 02:08:58,466
就是每个人里面的每一个角色

2924
02:08:58,900 --> 02:09:00,366
不管是老是少

2925
02:09:00,366 --> 02:09:02,033
头发是粉的还是紫的

2926
02:09:02,033 --> 02:09:03,733
然后他都会表现出那种

2927
02:09:03,733 --> 02:09:06,333
喜欢你的感觉的时候

2928
02:09:06,333 --> 02:09:08,966
你不会觉得有点有点奇怪吗

2929
02:09:09,900 --> 02:09:11,266
会有点奇怪吗

2930
02:09:14,233 --> 02:09:15,099
我想知道

2931
02:09:15,100 --> 02:09:17,033
是不是有人会跟我有一样的感觉

2932
02:09:17,033 --> 02:09:18,366
就每个人都喜欢我的时候

2933
02:09:18,366 --> 02:09:20,166
我就会有种不自在的感觉

2934
02:09:24,500 --> 02:09:26,166
假设说是这一个游戏里

2935
02:09:26,166 --> 02:09:28,133
假设他一共有20个角色

2936
02:09:28,133 --> 02:09:31,099
他其中有两三个或者四五个喜欢我

2937
02:09:31,100 --> 02:09:32,333
那我就会就哇

2938
02:09:33,466 --> 02:09:35,033
我也是有老婆的人

2939
02:09:35,466 --> 02:09:36,266
天呐

2940
02:09:37,033 --> 02:09:37,899
那我讨厌你

2941
02:09:37,900 --> 02:09:39,100
你谁啊你

2942
02:09:39,766 --> 02:09:40,566
会的我觉得

2943
02:09:40,566 --> 02:09:42,699
我没有做任何值得你们喜欢的事情

2944
02:09:42,700 --> 02:09:43,066
啊对

2945
02:09:43,066 --> 02:09:45,299
就是就是有一种这样的感觉

2946
02:09:45,633 --> 02:09:47,833
那继续玩下去的时候不会有点

2947
02:09:47,833 --> 02:09:48,966
有点纠结吗

2948
02:09:50,500 --> 02:09:51,566
我都玩游戏了

2949
02:09:51,566 --> 02:09:52,566
你就让让我

2950
02:09:52,900 --> 02:09:53,966
哈哈哈

2951
02:09:56,133 --> 02:09:57,133
你要这样理解

2952
02:09:57,133 --> 02:09:58,966
不是所有人同时喜欢你

2953
02:09:58,966 --> 02:10:00,966
而是不同世界线的叠加态

2954
02:10:01,766 --> 02:10:02,699
是这样吗

2955
02:10:06,533 --> 02:10:08,866
你说的是改日game吧

2956
02:10:08,933 --> 02:10:09,699
改日game里面

2957
02:10:09,700 --> 02:10:11,433
不是所有女角色都喜欢我

2958
02:10:11,433 --> 02:10:12,699
他们是在不同线上面

2959
02:10:12,700 --> 02:10:16,100
分别分别做出喜不喜欢我的判断的

2960
02:10:16,266 --> 02:10:19,699
但是在手游这种ML游戏里面

2961
02:10:19,700 --> 02:10:21,333
大家就是在同一个时空里

2962
02:10:21,333 --> 02:10:22,566
共同的喜欢着

2963
02:10:24,566 --> 02:10:26,166
塔CC

2964
02:10:26,166 --> 02:10:30,233
CF或者是指挥官之类的吧

2965
02:10:32,933 --> 02:10:35,766
不同世界的白阵都想弄死为师

2966
02:10:35,833 --> 02:10:37,266
怎么他们还是你的白阵

2967
02:10:37,266 --> 02:10:38,533
来他们给你上个现场

2968
02:10:41,666 --> 02:10:42,566
没看剧情

2969
02:10:42,566 --> 02:10:44,133
我看玩法不好玩啊

2970
02:10:44,133 --> 02:10:44,899
说起来

2971
02:10:44,900 --> 02:10:47,433
说起来我们不是刚看完五等分吗

2972
02:10:48,233 --> 02:10:48,633
大家都知道

2973
02:10:48,633 --> 02:10:51,633
五等分的主角是五胞胎姐妹吧

2974
02:10:52,300 --> 02:10:53,766
哎呦天呐

2975
02:10:54,166 --> 02:10:57,099
感觉主播现在也有点不太二次元了

2976
02:10:57,100 --> 02:10:57,966
我一看五等分

2977
02:10:57,966 --> 02:11:01,133
第一反应就是这个父辈的恩怨

2978
02:11:01,133 --> 02:11:03,866
感觉现在是坐牢的情况呀

2979
02:11:09,666 --> 02:11:10,866
五等分的妈妈

2980
02:11:11,700 --> 02:11:15,533
他们五胞胎的妈妈跟自己的老师

2981
02:11:15,833 --> 02:11:17,933
当时的老师结婚

2982
02:11:19,166 --> 02:11:20,499
生下了五胞胎

2983
02:11:21,366 --> 02:11:24,099
这个五胞胎的生父呢

2984
02:11:24,100 --> 02:11:26,266
知道他妈妈怀的是五胞胎之后

2985
02:11:26,266 --> 02:11:27,633
马上就跑路了

2986
02:11:29,433 --> 02:11:29,833
然后

2987
02:11:29,833 --> 02:11:33,966
他们的妈妈就自己抚养这个五个小孩

2988
02:11:33,966 --> 02:11:35,633
长到小女孩的样子

2989
02:11:36,500 --> 02:11:38,133
然后因病去世了

2990
02:11:38,700 --> 02:11:40,300
在因病去世之前

2991
02:11:41,066 --> 02:11:43,233
他在医院住院负责治疗

2992
02:11:43,233 --> 02:11:46,099
他的主治医师也是一直暗恋他的

2993
02:11:46,100 --> 02:11:49,733
这个医生是他当老师的时候

2994
02:11:49,733 --> 02:11:52,266
是这个妈妈当老师的时候教的学生

2995
02:11:52,266 --> 02:11:54,299
这个学生一直暗恋这个老师

2996
02:11:54,500 --> 02:11:56,766
所以等到这个他老师过世了之后

2997
02:11:56,766 --> 02:11:59,299
他就作为养父把这五胞胎收养了

2998
02:11:59,566 --> 02:12:00,433
啊天呐

2999
02:12:00,433 --> 02:12:01,666
你们这几个人

3000
02:12:01,766 --> 02:12:03,299
简直加在一起

3001
02:12:03,300 --> 02:12:06,166
放在中国加一起要判100年 天呐

3002
02:12:09,633 --> 02:12:12,233
对吧这5个人不是这几个人

3003
02:12:12,566 --> 02:12:14,533
老师老师的老师

3004
02:12:15,033 --> 02:12:16,899
哎呦加上这些人加起来

3005
02:12:16,900 --> 02:12:18,333
中国100年

3006
02:12:18,333 --> 02:12:19,499
不够盼了

3007
02:12:22,266 --> 02:12:25,166
没有主页让你放20个例会的游戏

3008
02:12:25,666 --> 02:12:26,866
嗯那倒也是吧

3009
02:12:26,866 --> 02:12:28,233
祖传师兄恋是吧

3010
02:12:28,233 --> 02:12:29,499
并且这五胞胎

3011
02:12:29,500 --> 02:12:31,033
同时又喜欢上了

3012
02:12:31,133 --> 02:12:33,866
来给他们做家庭教师的男主角

3013
02:12:33,866 --> 02:12:34,699
风太郎所以

3014
02:12:34,700 --> 02:12:35,900
我有的时候觉得

3015
02:12:36,100 --> 02:12:38,166
这漫画画的还挺科学的

3016
02:12:39,066 --> 02:12:40,733
这种练师基因

3017
02:12:40,733 --> 02:12:43,833
可能是刻在他们的DNA里面的

3018
02:12:43,833 --> 02:12:46,966
这真是在DNA里面的一传传三代啊

3019
02:12:46,966 --> 02:12:47,766
天呐

3020
02:12:58,233 --> 02:13:01,433
就这种所有人都喜欢主角的这种剧情

3021
02:13:02,033 --> 02:13:03,966
感觉越长大越看不下去了

3022
02:13:06,700 --> 02:13:08,166
有点太玛丽苏

3023
02:13:09,566 --> 02:13:10,733
现在好像很少有人

3024
02:13:10,733 --> 02:13:11,366
提这个词

3025
02:13:11,366 --> 02:13:12,966
玛丽苏杰克苏

3026
02:13:13,266 --> 02:13:14,733
是有点太玛丽苏了

3027
02:13:15,733 --> 02:13:18,299
英雄联盟主页就会放20个例会

3028
02:13:18,300 --> 02:13:20,333
告诉你打折了快去买

3029
02:13:21,733 --> 02:13:22,699
不过英雄联盟

3030
02:13:22,700 --> 02:13:26,166
感觉是召唤师存在感最低的一个

3031
02:13:26,166 --> 02:13:26,833
游戏啊

3032
02:13:26,833 --> 02:13:30,166
他只会在你进入游戏那一瞬间

3033
02:13:30,166 --> 02:13:33,833
跟你说召唤师怎么怎么样的

3034
02:13:35,666 --> 02:13:37,633
他们的等级是召唤师等级

3035
02:13:37,633 --> 02:13:38,666
其他的时候

3036
02:13:39,100 --> 02:13:41,500
完全没有这个相关的描写吧

3037
02:13:43,233 --> 02:13:44,566
不是玛丽苏吧

3038
02:13:45,033 --> 02:13:47,866
嗯 20个人都喜欢我还不够玛丽苏

3039
02:13:52,066 --> 02:13:54,433
不是我们硬核不妹宅的原神

3040
02:13:54,433 --> 02:13:56,366
原神又不是每个人都喜欢

3041
02:13:57,133 --> 02:13:57,933
明白

3042
02:13:58,233 --> 02:14:00,666
召唤师战斗学院后面都不出了

3043
02:14:00,666 --> 02:14:02,133
对啊他们都不出了

3044
02:14:02,633 --> 02:14:04,933
都不怎么提召唤师的设定了

3045
02:14:05,700 --> 02:14:06,733
浓也是浓

3046
02:14:06,733 --> 02:14:08,133
一开始也是召唤师啊

3047
02:14:08,133 --> 02:14:10,333
召唤师的后面就不召唤了呀

3048
02:14:10,633 --> 02:14:13,033
我的情侣只有召唤师

3049
02:14:13,033 --> 02:14:14,933
你可以听到我的声音

3050
02:14:17,633 --> 02:14:20,466
我现在一提情侣就想笑对不起

3051
02:14:21,833 --> 02:14:23,733
虽然主播不玩英雄联盟

3052
02:14:23,933 --> 02:14:26,166
但是你一提情侣我就感觉像

3053
02:14:27,066 --> 02:14:28,666
像那个杨玉环一样

3054
02:14:29,666 --> 02:14:32,433
一个美强惨的角色

3055
02:14:32,533 --> 02:14:36,333
怎么说声优精美厉害大牌长得好看

3056
02:14:36,333 --> 02:14:37,366
强度又低

3057
02:14:38,700 --> 02:14:40,633
又有些凄凉的绅士的角色

3058
02:14:40,633 --> 02:14:44,466
很容易被通讯录啊本质歧视啊之类的

3059
02:14:46,233 --> 02:14:50,899
粉上的比如情女杨玉环啊之类的

3060
02:14:55,266 --> 02:14:58,666
这就不得不提到上个制度的练钞人了

3061
02:15:01,566 --> 02:15:04,733
说起来我们我们快要快要下播了

3062
02:15:04,733 --> 02:15:06,733
因为现在有12点多了

3063
02:15:07,766 --> 02:15:09,866
感觉也快要12点多了

3064
02:15:10,033 --> 02:15:13,033
你琴美美你琴你琴真好看

3065
02:15:13,033 --> 02:15:13,666
赔钱货

3066
02:15:13,666 --> 02:15:16,499
只是我们美美轮邮箱的下位替代罢喽

3067
02:15:17,233 --> 02:15:18,033
哎

3068
02:15:18,766 --> 02:15:21,633
酸辣粉可涨过130个你琴

3069
02:15:23,966 --> 02:15:24,666
如果存在

3070
02:15:24,666 --> 02:15:29,133
我们碧蓝航线一600多个舰长都喜欢你

3071
02:15:29,266 --> 02:15:31,099
能记清谁是谁吗

3072
02:15:31,866 --> 02:15:33,499
能记清谁是谁吗

3073
02:15:37,233 --> 02:15:39,899
我的话要是有600个人喜欢我

3074
02:15:43,766 --> 02:15:46,266
帅好像好像好像也能

3075
02:15:46,266 --> 02:15:48,433
记清主播的粉丝团

3076
02:15:48,433 --> 02:15:50,499
前段时间就是没停播之前

3077
02:15:50,500 --> 02:15:52,233
一直都维持在600多人左右

3078
02:15:52,333 --> 02:15:54,466
也属于那种看每个人的名字啊

3079
02:15:54,466 --> 02:15:56,733
差不多都能认识一下的感觉

3080
02:15:57,900 --> 02:15:59,466
你别说我还在想

3081
02:15:59,466 --> 02:16:01,666
一个人他能同时认识600个异性

3082
02:16:01,700 --> 02:16:03,266
还还能记住他们的名字

3083
02:16:03,266 --> 02:16:04,333
你们说好像还真能

3084
02:16:04,333 --> 02:16:05,133
哦

3085
02:16:05,566 --> 02:16:06,366
天呐

3086
02:16:07,333 --> 02:16:08,499
好像还真能

3087
02:16:09,366 --> 02:16:13,666
大家大家人的潜力还真是无穷的哈

3088
02:16:14,966 --> 02:16:16,633
如果有100个人喜欢你

3089
02:16:16,633 --> 02:16:18,166
为什么没有白见呢

3090
02:16:22,966 --> 02:16:24,633
就算是喜欢主播嘛

3091
02:16:24,633 --> 02:16:26,066
那毕竟也不是这个

3092
02:16:26,066 --> 02:16:28,233
真正的想要成为男女朋友的喜欢

3093
02:16:28,333 --> 02:16:30,066
就算是想要成为男女朋友的喜欢

3094
02:16:30,066 --> 02:16:30,899
那也不是说

3095
02:16:30,933 --> 02:16:33,033
有一点钱都要打给女朋友了

3096
02:16:33,033 --> 02:16:33,499
是吧而且

3097
02:16:33,500 --> 02:16:34,166
我也不鼓励

3098
02:16:34,166 --> 02:16:36,133
大家作为男女朋友的去喜欢我

3099
02:16:36,133 --> 02:16:36,299
甚至

3100
02:16:36,300 --> 02:16:38,766
我是反对大家作为男女朋友的感情

3101
02:16:38,766 --> 02:16:39,833
去喜欢我的

3102
02:16:40,466 --> 02:16:41,866
就是在你们生活当中

3103
02:16:41,866 --> 02:16:44,366
你可能比较喜欢看我的直播吧

3104
02:16:44,366 --> 02:16:47,366
但是你同样也喜欢吃炸鸡柳

3105
02:16:47,366 --> 02:16:48,466
喜欢喝可乐

3106
02:16:48,666 --> 02:16:51,233
你也不是每天都会吃炸鸡柳喝可乐的

3107
02:16:51,233 --> 02:16:52,033
是吧

3108
02:16:53,133 --> 02:16:53,933
这个东西

3109
02:16:54,700 --> 02:16:57,533
也不是每一个非常非常喜欢的人啊

3110
02:16:57,533 --> 02:16:58,099
这个小年头

3111
02:16:58,100 --> 02:17:00,966
我还希望我还希望尽量能多一点

3112
02:17:00,966 --> 02:17:02,099
虽然说这样吧

3113
02:17:02,100 --> 02:17:03,933
但是我还希望尽量能多一点

3114
02:17:07,466 --> 02:17:08,366
600个粉丝团

3115
02:17:08,366 --> 02:17:09,666
每个人都艾特我

3116
02:17:09,666 --> 02:17:12,333
能不能我好不容易好不容易

3117
02:17:13,133 --> 02:17:14,899
好不容易自己调理完的

3118
02:17:14,900 --> 02:17:15,766
每次被艾特完

3119
02:17:15,766 --> 02:17:16,966
我自己都要调理一顿

3120
02:17:16,966 --> 02:17:19,266
然后给自己构建一个呃

3121
02:17:19,266 --> 02:17:21,666
这个幻想啊

3122
02:17:21,666 --> 02:17:23,333
大家都是很好很好的人

3123
02:17:23,333 --> 02:17:24,266
然后我又来了

3124
02:17:24,266 --> 02:17:25,266
你们又艾特我

3125
02:17:25,833 --> 02:17:26,633
NA

3126
02:17:27,933 --> 02:17:28,733
NA

3127
02:17:30,133 --> 02:17:43,033
NA na na na NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

3128
02:17:43,900 --> 02:17:45,733
上剑都是作为男女朋友的喜欢

3129
02:17:45,733 --> 02:17:46,633
那还是算了吧

3130
02:17:46,633 --> 02:17:47,433
快毕业吧

3131
02:17:48,833 --> 02:17:50,166
太失败了天

3132
02:17:53,466 --> 02:17:55,366
的逼生纵观主播的逼生

3133
02:17:55,366 --> 02:17:56,766
怎么会这么失败

3134
02:17:58,566 --> 02:17:59,333
茫然想象

3135
02:17:59,333 --> 02:18:00,466
也许我哪有粉的

3136
02:18:00,466 --> 02:18:01,833
是啊我也很难想象

3137
02:18:01,833 --> 02:18:02,899
但是就是有啊

3138
02:18:02,900 --> 02:18:03,433
就是有啊

3139
02:18:03,433 --> 02:18:04,233
他就你看

3140
02:18:04,233 --> 02:18:04,966
现在在直播

3141
02:18:04,966 --> 02:18:06,333
在直播间里面讲话

3142
02:18:08,533 --> 02:18:09,933
对不起全是我的错

3143
02:18:11,866 --> 02:18:13,333
说这么多还是想要摆件

3144
02:18:13,333 --> 02:18:14,099
当然想要了

3145
02:18:14,100 --> 02:18:15,566
这有什么不能承认的吗

3146
02:18:17,366 --> 02:18:18,066
你说有病

3147
02:18:18,066 --> 02:18:18,933
不想要摆件

3148
02:18:18,933 --> 02:18:20,233
这有啥好推三阻四的

3149
02:18:20,233 --> 02:18:21,066
我当然想要啦

3150
02:18:21,066 --> 02:18:22,166
你想不想要给我上剑

3151
02:18:22,166 --> 02:18:23,133
当然想要啦

3152
02:18:24,500 --> 02:18:27,333
但是我也不能从你兜里把米掏出来

3153
02:18:27,333 --> 02:18:27,633
是吧

3154
02:18:27,633 --> 02:18:30,899
那得是你开心你自然而然的打给我的

3155
02:18:31,700 --> 02:18:33,733
那我我对吧

3156
02:18:33,733 --> 02:18:34,333
我我这样

3157
02:18:34,333 --> 02:18:35,666
我这样我这样看着你

3158
02:18:35,666 --> 02:18:36,533
我这样看你

3159
02:18:37,566 --> 02:18:41,499
我那个音乐人生吗拜托了

3160
02:18:43,433 --> 02:18:45,033
错了对吧

3161
02:18:45,333 --> 02:18:47,266
就本来本来想给我上剑

3162
02:18:47,266 --> 02:18:50,699
嫣人可能可能半推半就的人就上剑

3163
02:18:50,700 --> 02:18:52,300
但是本来就不想给我上剑的

3164
02:18:52,300 --> 02:18:54,633
嫣人我就是再怎么样

3165
02:18:54,633 --> 02:18:56,233
他也不会给我上剑了吧

3166
02:18:56,966 --> 02:18:57,766
是吧

3167
02:19:09,333 --> 02:19:10,466
作为主播来说

3168
02:19:10,466 --> 02:19:12,899
主播能有接受男男友粉的私信吗

3169
02:19:12,900 --> 02:19:13,766
应该没有吧

3170
02:19:14,533 --> 02:19:15,433
我应该没有吧

3171
02:19:17,133 --> 02:19:19,833
我的原则是粉自由

3172
02:19:19,833 --> 02:19:21,299
但是不要跳我的脸

3173
02:19:21,300 --> 02:19:23,466
就是你你想当男粉也可以

3174
02:19:23,466 --> 02:19:26,333
但是不要搞一些特别男友粉的发言

3175
02:19:26,333 --> 02:19:28,233
这样会影响别人的观看体验

3176
02:19:28,333 --> 02:19:29,933
而且会把别人都传染

3177
02:19:29,933 --> 02:19:30,333
你知道吧

3178
02:19:30,333 --> 02:19:31,866
这东西就是破窗效益

3179
02:19:31,866 --> 02:19:34,533
我们直播间自从出了一个结婚傻狗啊

3180
02:19:34,900 --> 02:19:36,733
自从出了一个郑州眉心暴击

3181
02:19:36,733 --> 02:19:37,899
狂怒的结婚傻狗

3182
02:19:37,900 --> 02:19:38,833
就没天天主播

3183
02:19:38,833 --> 02:19:40,033
主播我要跟你结婚

3184
02:19:40,033 --> 02:19:41,666
本来他们都不敢讲的

3185
02:19:41,666 --> 02:19:42,666
怕我生气

3186
02:19:43,166 --> 02:19:46,366
结果就就一个人开始说了

3187
02:19:46,366 --> 02:19:47,499
揭竿而起了

3188
02:19:47,500 --> 02:19:50,066
就搞得有些人心里面暗戳戳的

3189
02:19:50,066 --> 02:19:52,033
这个小九九就开始盘算了啊

3190
02:19:52,266 --> 02:19:53,699
狂兔子这么说也没被拉黑呀

3191
02:19:53,700 --> 02:19:54,500
那我也说两句吧

3192
02:19:54,500 --> 02:19:55,466
我也说两句吧

3193
02:19:55,700 --> 02:19:56,833
就就开始了

3194
02:19:56,833 --> 02:19:57,166
你知道吧

3195
02:19:57,166 --> 02:19:57,933
我说肥猫姐

3196
02:19:57,933 --> 02:19:59,766
你看就玩小酷这种人啊

3197
02:19:59,766 --> 02:20:01,866
就看热闹不嫌事大这种人啊

3198
02:20:03,100 --> 02:20:04,666
是吧

3199
02:20:05,033 --> 02:20:06,066
就这样的

3200
02:20:06,066 --> 02:20:07,766
这样的人很坏很坏的

3201
02:20:07,766 --> 02:20:09,233
谢谢魔斗洛天的生命

3202
02:20:09,233 --> 02:20:11,066
火上月的钱嫁给宫崎英高

3203
02:20:11,066 --> 02:20:13,233
好吧那你就下个月嫁给我

3204
02:20:13,733 --> 02:20:16,133
谢谢小叶的神奇金杯

3205
02:20:16,933 --> 02:20:17,833
轰动力啊

3206
02:20:17,833 --> 02:20:20,066
里个多感谢支持

3207
02:20:20,900 --> 02:20:23,066
太破费喽啊

3208
02:20:23,066 --> 02:20:26,833
说起来我们是我们是什么榜单啊

3209
02:20:27,100 --> 02:20:27,900
家人们

3210
02:20:28,333 --> 02:20:30,466
我们那个春日成长

3211
02:20:30,466 --> 02:20:32,933
那个什么我们是在哪个榜上啊

3212
02:20:34,466 --> 02:20:36,033
我到现在都没搞明白

3213
02:20:36,033 --> 02:20:37,866
这个活动是什么赛道

3214
02:20:40,266 --> 02:20:42,233
一定有人会在里面讲出真心话

3215
02:20:42,233 --> 02:20:44,133
就是因为有人会在里面讲出真心话

3216
02:20:44,133 --> 02:20:45,633
我才不想听你们讲这些

3217
02:20:46,700 --> 02:20:49,966
是吧PK低于50电池不加积分的

3218
02:20:49,966 --> 02:20:51,333
你还跑骚了

3219
02:20:52,733 --> 02:20:52,766
你

3220
02:20:52,766 --> 02:20:54,866
你跟我道歉的

3221
02:20:55,700 --> 02:20:57,333
你给我道歉我才说的

3222
02:20:58,933 --> 02:21:00,733
你怎么自己还不满意了

3223
02:21:00,733 --> 02:21:02,699
你要不你就别提这茬吗

3224
02:21:02,700 --> 02:21:03,066
是吧

3225
02:21:03,066 --> 02:21:05,466
你别提这茬那主播也不会打扰你

3226
02:21:05,466 --> 02:21:07,366
你自己都提这茬了

3227
02:21:07,366 --> 02:21:09,099
那就别怪主播说了

3228
02:21:09,833 --> 02:21:11,133
主播也快下播了

3229
02:21:11,133 --> 02:21:14,066
感觉要要被要被攻击了一会

3230
02:21:16,733 --> 02:21:21,866
七彩的微风轻轻轻轻吹过

3231
02:21:25,666 --> 02:21:30,333
流到没有纷扰的角落

3232
02:21:32,033 --> 02:21:37,699
在黎明前夕传来优美的旋律

3233
02:21:39,433 --> 02:21:42,833
记忆里最美丽

3234
02:21:42,833 --> 02:21:45,333
最动人的Melody

3235
02:21:47,466 --> 02:21:49,133
我要下播去吃饭

3236
02:21:50,766 --> 02:21:52,633
我要下播去吃饭了

3237
02:21:54,366 --> 02:21:56,299
主播这活动什么

3238
02:22:00,433 --> 02:22:02,566
这活动里有个礼物叫原地结分

3239
02:22:05,766 --> 02:22:06,899
不许吃你谁啊

3240
02:22:06,900 --> 02:22:08,033
你还管主播吃饭

3241
02:22:08,033 --> 02:22:11,133
上什么玩意

3242
02:22:12,133 --> 02:22:12,933
你

3243
02:22:14,166 --> 02:22:15,899
是高价值主播吗

3244
02:22:15,900 --> 02:22:16,833
我觉得

3245
02:22:17,166 --> 02:22:20,033
人的价值不能够完全用金钱衡量

3246
02:22:20,033 --> 02:22:21,166
我拒绝被

3247
02:22:21,533 --> 02:22:22,466
我拒绝被

3248
02:22:22,466 --> 02:22:24,533
被被这样评价

3249
02:22:24,866 --> 02:22:28,966
像鸟儿自由是我所追求

3250
02:22:30,166 --> 02:22:33,466
追逐的梦祈祷还有期待

3251
02:22:35,500 --> 02:22:38,900
狂风暴雨也不能轻易改变

3252
02:22:39,133 --> 02:22:42,633
爱的坚持加上信念

3253
02:22:42,666 --> 02:22:46,033
生命会会不断的蔓延

3254
02:22:46,166 --> 02:22:49,433
其中国度七彩的梦幻乐园

3255
02:22:49,733 --> 02:22:53,133
闭上双眼慢慢的用心体验

3256
02:22:53,300 --> 02:22:56,733
即使梦也会有终点

3257
02:22:56,733 --> 02:23:01,166
就算伤悲也会带着笑脸

3258
02:23:06,433 --> 02:23:07,733
那有点男人

3259
02:23:09,366 --> 02:23:12,133
哈我们既然今天也放过了

3260
02:23:12,133 --> 02:23:13,833
放一首简单的歌曲

3261
02:23:13,833 --> 02:23:15,699
然后就该该下播了

3262
02:23:17,333 --> 02:23:18,566
因为太饿了

3263
02:23:19,033 --> 02:23:20,666
而且我也该睡觉了

3264
02:23:20,666 --> 02:23:22,533
是吧明天上班

3265
02:23:29,100 --> 02:23:31,133
今天流水过500了吗

3266
02:23:31,333 --> 02:23:32,466
差一点吧

3267
02:23:32,666 --> 02:23:33,966
救救我吧

3268
02:23:34,166 --> 02:23:35,733
哈哈哈

3269
02:23:35,733 --> 02:23:36,833
每天4个贱贱

3270
02:23:36,866 --> 02:23:37,899
今天还差

3271
02:23:39,700 --> 02:23:40,766
我看一下

3272
02:23:41,233 --> 02:23:42,166
今天还差

3273
02:23:43,966 --> 02:23:45,866
差俩差一个

3274
02:23:47,766 --> 02:23:48,566
啊

3275
02:23:49,100 --> 02:23:50,433
今天还差一个

3276
02:23:52,566 --> 02:23:54,566
60万那本来就是假的

3277
02:23:55,233 --> 02:23:57,966
battle front with only upper hands

3278
02:23:57,966 --> 02:23:59,466
and we'll never run

3279
02:23:59,500 --> 02:24:02,566
they don't understand they don't stand a chance

3280
02:24:02,566 --> 02:24:06,233
they're in the lion's den and we're out for blood

3281
02:24:06,500 --> 02:24:10,366
are you used to freeze up in the face of danger

3282
02:24:10,566 --> 02:24:12,866
and i dreamed of being braver

3283
02:24:12,933 --> 02:24:16,699
but i just slide up in the face of danger

3284
02:24:16,700 --> 02:24:20,333
now that you're my Guardian angel with that

3285
02:24:20,666 --> 02:24:26,699
glowing Halo you're my Guardian angel with that

3286
02:24:28,066 --> 02:24:32,466
等下等下等下我们就要准备下班了

3287
02:24:33,133 --> 02:24:34,899
哎呀主播忍了这么久

3288
02:24:34,900 --> 02:24:35,733
终于终于

3289
02:24:35,733 --> 02:24:39,299
终于到下周就可以看完节福利联喽

3290
02:24:40,933 --> 02:24:41,966
太好了

3291
02:24:45,900 --> 02:24:47,366
咋没人说话了

3292
02:24:47,366 --> 02:24:48,933
有没有下班了

3293
02:24:49,033 --> 02:24:51,499
每次到下班的时候都这样呀

3294
02:24:51,866 --> 02:24:53,833
understand they don't stand a chance

3295
02:24:53,833 --> 02:24:55,499
they're in the lion's den

3296
02:24:55,500 --> 02:24:57,300
and we're out for blood

3297
02:24:57,700 --> 02:25:01,666
i used to face up in the face to danger

3298
02:25:01,766 --> 02:25:04,133
and i dreamed of being braver

3299
02:25:04,133 --> 02:25:07,766
but i just light up in the face of danger

3300
02:25:07,866 --> 02:25:10,499
now that you're my Guardian Angel

3301
02:25:10,666 --> 02:25:13,666
with that glowing Halo

3302
02:25:13,833 --> 02:25:16,866
you're my Guardian Angel

3303
02:25:17,066 --> 02:25:20,066
with that glowing Halo

3304
02:25:20,300 --> 02:25:22,900
you're my you're my Guardian angel

3305
02:25:24,833 --> 02:25:25,866
你才刚醒

3306
02:25:25,866 --> 02:25:27,466
下次醒早点吧

3307
02:25:29,133 --> 02:25:30,833
之前BLS得的啥奖

3308
02:25:30,833 --> 02:25:32,499
在我主页里面看

3309
02:25:35,533 --> 02:25:38,966
冠军亚军季军前十都得过呀

3310
02:25:44,966 --> 02:25:46,966
这春也说的清楚点

3311
02:25:47,933 --> 02:25:51,466
大满贯什么都拿过

3312
02:25:53,133 --> 02:25:55,499
现在站在你面前的是

3313
02:25:57,233 --> 02:25:59,633
只想要去吃饭的紫色小猫

3314
02:25:59,633 --> 02:26:01,099
咪呀咪呀

3315
02:26:04,233 --> 02:26:05,666
啊

3316
02:26:09,033 --> 02:26:10,066
主页有吗

3317
02:26:10,066 --> 02:26:11,166
点我的

3318
02:26:11,433 --> 02:26:15,066
点我的点我的签名

3319
02:26:16,300 --> 02:26:17,133
早饭

3320
02:26:26,933 --> 02:26:27,733
吃玉米饼

3321
02:26:29,633 --> 02:26:30,433
好吗

3322
02:26:36,566 --> 02:26:37,366
哦

3323
02:26:37,933 --> 02:26:38,833
你是

3324
02:26:40,666 --> 02:26:41,733
我要走了

3325
02:26:41,733 --> 02:26:42,633
真好走

3326
02:26:43,366 --> 02:26:44,499
所以人确实好看

3327
02:26:44,500 --> 02:26:46,866
看了一半没有追着看的想法

3328
02:26:46,866 --> 02:26:48,933
这都取决于你看的是哪一半

3329
02:26:49,166 --> 02:26:50,666
你看到多少集啊

3330
02:26:50,766 --> 02:26:53,099
time you should have thought that i don't want

3331
02:26:59,100 --> 02:27:00,166
you now

3332
02:27:02,966 --> 02:27:03,866
快来吧

3333
02:27:09,100 --> 02:27:10,366
拜拜

3334
02:27:14,300 --> 02:27:15,366
魔法师证书那里

3335
02:27:15,366 --> 02:27:16,166
我就知道

3336
02:27:16,166 --> 02:27:18,733
因为魔法师证书这边跟前面的福利

3337
02:27:18,733 --> 02:27:21,333
连他节奏不太一样

3338
02:27:21,666 --> 02:27:24,766
前面就比较怎么说那个词叫公路篇

3339
02:27:24,766 --> 02:27:28,899
是吧比较单级3单元的那种感觉

3340
02:27:29,466 --> 02:27:32,033
但是魔法师证书那个地方

3341
02:27:32,100 --> 02:27:34,833
有人会觉得这部分是最好看的

3342
02:27:34,833 --> 02:27:36,766
因为有讲了一个完整的故事嘛

3343
02:27:36,766 --> 02:27:37,533
天赋比较长

3344
02:27:37,533 --> 02:27:38,566
有人就会觉得

3345
02:27:38,933 --> 02:27:41,233
他跟前面的画风不太一样

3346
02:27:41,666 --> 02:27:44,466
所以说就不太想看

3347
02:27:46,266 --> 02:27:48,733
因为每个人对于这个作品

3348
02:27:48,966 --> 02:27:51,133
题材的期望是不一样

3349
02:27:51,933 --> 02:27:52,666
分析错了

3350
02:27:52,666 --> 02:27:53,733
很少看过漫画

3351
02:27:53,733 --> 02:27:55,566
说后面剧情我都知道了

3352
02:27:56,133 --> 02:27:59,666
那你这不相当于海龟汤不给条件吗

3353
02:28:03,766 --> 02:28:04,566
又不知道

3354
02:28:04,566 --> 02:28:05,733
其实我也是这样

3355
02:28:05,733 --> 02:28:08,966
我是看动画看了一半我去看了漫画

3356
02:28:09,900 --> 02:28:10,866
我去看了漫画

3357
02:28:10,866 --> 02:28:14,633
然后我觉得就具体都知道了

3358
02:28:14,633 --> 02:28:16,166
好像就没有那么像

3359
02:28:17,633 --> 02:28:18,433
看

3360
02:28:21,266 --> 02:28:22,033
别走好吗

3361
02:28:22,033 --> 02:28:23,666
才刚来下次早来点吧

3362
02:28:23,666 --> 02:28:25,099
主播钟表都发了

3363
02:28:25,100 --> 02:28:26,233
才刚刚来

3364
02:28:26,633 --> 02:28:28,099
嗯到底想看不想看

3365
02:28:28,100 --> 02:28:29,500
我要拷打观众了

3366
02:28:29,633 --> 02:28:31,566
晚安

3367
02:28:38,700 --> 02:28:40,933
我玩过一些海龟汤这种不给条件

3368
02:28:40,933 --> 02:28:41,866
奇奇怪怪的

3369
02:28:41,866 --> 02:28:44,299
这不是相当于不给条件的海龟汤吗

3370
02:28:50,366 --> 02:28:51,266
周末起不来

3371
02:28:51,266 --> 02:28:53,666
这样的最多还有明天吧

3372
02:28:55,133 --> 02:28:56,899
我好饿我要吃饭

3373
02:28:59,500 --> 02:29:00,300
才

3374
02:29:04,300 --> 02:29:05,100
8点

3375
02:29:05,366 --> 02:29:06,299
都是

3376
02:29:06,300 --> 02:29:08,033
都快半夜1点了

3377
02:29:08,033 --> 02:29:09,233
要不是周六

3378
02:29:11,500 --> 02:29:12,366
要不是周六

3379
02:29:12,366 --> 02:29:13,466
怎么可能啊

3380
02:29:51,066 --> 02:29:52,066
差不多得了

3381
02:29:52,366 --> 02:30:11,066
give me my darling

3382
02:30:13,966 --> 02:30:16,333
take easy

3383
02:30:35,500 --> 02:30:36,300
啊

3384
02:30:39,066 --> 02:30:42,333
好谢谢路松和狗狗显卡的舰长啊

3385
02:30:42,333 --> 02:30:44,133
谢谢狂徒贼带c

3386
02:30:44,433 --> 02:30:46,933
谢谢小叶的神奇金杯

3387
02:30:46,933 --> 02:30:48,899
谢谢大家的小礼物

3388
02:30:49,566 --> 02:30:50,333
嗯

3389
02:30:50,333 --> 02:30:53,266
谢谢康纳的很多盲盒礼物呢

3390
02:30:53,866 --> 02:30:55,833
这是康纳的心愿水晶球

3391
02:30:55,833 --> 02:30:58,699
这是网友小酷的和坏坏的猫娘

3392
02:30:58,700 --> 02:31:00,066
还有坏坏的波波

3393
02:31:06,766 --> 02:31:07,666
拜拜