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baby don't leave me

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答应我这每晚的暮色

3
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只对我一个人安静

4
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比昨天更想你就像太阳在照常升起

5
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我对你的爱从一开始就不会缺席

6
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被卡在的香味掌心

7
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为我吹干头发的你

8
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让我有种不真实又坏事的感受

9
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陪着我在沙滩等你

10
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额头的汗握在手心

11
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我明在梦中亲吻我的那个人是你

12
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baby你让我的心不再结冰

13
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注视我们每一条滤镜

14
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整日沉溺在你的眼睛你的神经

15
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忘不掉你

16
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come on come on come on

17
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我的胸口我的心脏随时为你跳动

18
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满天雪花谁都不能摘

19
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走落在你的脸忍不住

20
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we can just go all night

21
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不愿让你独自醒来

22
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你让我的世界花开

23
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融化了你就抓紧你的腰

24
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什么都不去想

25
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如果可以我想就这样一直到老

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我想你也明了对我多么重要

27
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才会让时间定格这一秒

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i miss you you

29
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all i need is you

30
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all i need

31
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all i want is you

32
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please shut down

33
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喂

34
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我刚才放歌你们你们听得到吗喂

35
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坏人

36
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主播这边好像讲了半天的话

37
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又没人理我啊

38
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你们都在那边有人吗

39
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有人吗嗯

40
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嗯

41
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没声吗

42
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有吗

43
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没有吗

44
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现在呢现在呢

45
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好吗买了滞销不了

46
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小猫滞销

47
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呃

48
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拍的有点大声了

49
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不像小猫了

50
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小猫滞销

51
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帮帮我们

52
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被粉碎的香味叫醒

53
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被我吹干头发的你

54
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让我有种不真实又患失的感受

55
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贴着我在胸膛的你额头的

56
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不再熟悉

57
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你

58
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让我的心不再结冰

59
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苹果没有声音

60
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下次换换吧

61
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啊

62
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主播手上戴的首饰钻掉下去了

63
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啊

64
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完了

65
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他会掉到哪里去呢

66
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我刚才一看不对啊

67
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怎么怎么钻没了啊

68
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天呐

69
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教练开局不顺啊

70
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打扰一下

71
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财产发生了损失

72
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这钻起码值5刀吧

73
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钻没了

74
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完蛋了

75
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叫你家了做梦

76
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让我看一下我看一下

77
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我刚才在罗老师

78
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给好几个老师发了企划

79
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他们回不回我啊

80
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主播一生只能买一个钻戒

81
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丢了吗主播才不买这玩意呢

82
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有这钱不如给主播买点金条啊

83
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这玩意就是纯纯的智商税

84
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呃哪个男的女的的感情要需要这种

85
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一生只需要买一次钻戒来证明

86
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那离完完也差不多了

87
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真正的感情

88
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是不需要这种消费主义的东西证明的

89
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但是如果要是愿意用黄金啊

90
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这种硬通货证明一下

91
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是吧我觉得这是很好的

92
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好贵

93
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好贵

94
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哎呀

95
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等一下我

96
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等一下我

97
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好我回来了

98
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买个锆石戒指自己戴

99
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硬说是钻石

100
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别人也看不出来吧

101
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反正都不值钱

102
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我不推荐你买锆石戒指啊

103
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因为锆石戒指确实是能看出来的

104
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就但社交距离的话看不出来

105
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社交距离就是离你两米那么远

106
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或者是3米以上

107
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他很有可能是看不出来的

108
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但假设说他不是社交距离的话

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嗨

110
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呃假设说他不是社交距离的话

111
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主播你是不是有点变脸大师

112
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嗨

113
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早上好

114
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哦假设说不是社交距离的话

115
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就是这个人

116
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他可能离你一米或者是50厘米

117
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他趴在你手上看

118
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他把那个眼睛贴在你的手上看的

119
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话那应该是能看出来的

120
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我推荐在这个钻石价格全面崩盘

121
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培育钻价格直线走低

122
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义乌跟印度齐飞的

123
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还有河南

124
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这个培育钻工厂

125
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三足鼎立的局面之中啊

126
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推荐购买一些培育钻呢

127
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但是不要现在买

128
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现在买还是贵的

129
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最好可以等什么时候买呢

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可以等到再过两年吧

131
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反正现在是不是也不着急结婚

132
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不着急戴钻戒啊

133
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过两年再买陪钻就卷下来了

134
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猫猫你嗨的时候要挥手

135
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嗨

136
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嗨

137
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我为什么要听你的

138
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屏幕右边的香水头是3月份哦

139
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哦哦对对的

140
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终于有人问我了哎

141
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不愧是我们最擅长收集周边的狼了

142
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一眼就看出了主播的意图

143
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主播的手是不可以动的

144
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主播的手在下面

145
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暗带着自己的王之令呢

146
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不能随便乱动啊

147
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早上好阿香早上好

148
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相思相遇空余早上好

149
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小钢琴早上好

150
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狼狼早上好

151
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天机早上好

152
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绚烂早上好

153
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超级最可爱

154
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天使酱早上好

155
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根据坤邦邦早上好

156
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冰糖女孩

157
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重度依赖早

158
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晚上好亨泰

159
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早上好一正常晚上好

160
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网友小酷早上好

161
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星期天好

162
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啊吃的好饱

163
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哈哈哈对不起

164
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呃吃的好饱

165
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大哥早上好

166
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游离难续

167
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早上好星期天好啊

168
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早上好陶佳早上好

169
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李公西早上好

170
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乖乖早上好

171
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嗨兄弟

172
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主播的手在桌子下面

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点点

174
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主播的手在下面偷偷的按住

175
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藏在桌子下面的一二

176
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在他的钱包里面四处摸索

177
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音乐人因为被主播的大手支配了

178
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只能含泪看着自己的米被偷走了

179
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真是太可怜了

180
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让我们来好好嘲笑一下音乐人吧

181
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6万粉什么时候

182
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好久了吧 6万粉

183
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半半个月了吧

184
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呃两一个月了吧

185
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应该大概

186
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嗨肉嗨肉

187
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原来说到哪来着

188
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说到培育钻是吧

189
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爷爷你关注了

190
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大主播回国了

191
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谁呀谁呀

192
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怎么在这看不到大主播呢

193
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在哪里啊

194
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哇

195
00:09:33,666 --> 00:09:35,666
可不能在米颜米娅的直播间

196
00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:37,766
讨论别的主播啊

197
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这样对米颜米娅也太不尊重了吧

198
00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:42,799
哼哈哈哈

199
00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:45,399
可惜我的钱包里只有5块钱

200
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5块钱拿去给小猫买个甜筒也挺好的

201
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算了有点有点

202
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太没人性了

203
00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:52,566
就剩5块钱了

204
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主播从兜里掏个5块给你凑10块吧

205
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就好像我们我们留着

206
00:09:58,266 --> 00:10:00,299
我们魔法学院留着

207
00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:02,599
随便穿一下自己的衣服

208
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走到街头往街边一坐

209
00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,666
可能都会有好心的后面的上来

210
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问一下啊

211
00:10:07,966 --> 00:10:09,299
那边有免费汉堡

212
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:10,800
你要不要去拿一个

213
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,533
哥们你怎么混这么惨啊

214
00:10:12,533 --> 00:10:14,066
把我睡袋借给你吧

215
00:10:14,066 --> 00:10:15,333
哎呦还挺怕的

216
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哈哈

217
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,933
一万多的可乐什么味道

218
00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:19,933
真好喝呀

219
00:10:19,933 --> 00:10:22,333
天呐这雪花飘舞之中

220
00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,066
绵绵一边起舞

221
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一边喝下这瓶神圣的可乐

222
00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:28,399
心情达到了一个愉悦的巅峰啊

223
00:10:28,566 --> 00:10:31,266
这是我这辈子都难以忘怀的美妙回忆

224
00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:33,099
加大的可乐简直像加了

225
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,133
加了什么啊

226
00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:36,899
我不想不能再继续说了

227
00:10:36,900 --> 00:10:38,066
直播间要没了

228
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哎

229
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主播真可怜

230
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都出现幻觉了哎

231
00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:46,366
天呐

232
00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:53,299
我刷到那个骑行在街边搭帐篷

233
00:10:53,300 --> 00:10:55,966
被小黑哥丢了5块钱的视频啊

234
00:10:55,966 --> 00:10:57,566
小黑哥人好

235
00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,699
骑行者支帐篷

236
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骑行者也好

237
00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:03,766
都好都好

238
00:11:04,766 --> 00:11:06,933
我现在都是晚上开播的了

239
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,666
我我这边晚上吧

240
00:11:08,766 --> 00:11:10,566
只要我这边的晚上的话

241
00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:12,566
只要我不犯拖延症

242
00:11:12,566 --> 00:11:16,266
不去拖那些晚上11:55要交的作业

243
00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:17,866
不拖到最后一刻写

244
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那晚上的时间就比

245
00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,700
白天要多的多嘛

246
00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:25,733
而且晚上有夜色的这种遮掩

247
00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:30,766
也方便从事一些瞄来瞄去的地下活动

248
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,599
大早上起来大家都在办公啊

249
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:35,666
都上班上学

250
00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:38,899
为什么瞄来瞄去的总有点过意不去呢

251
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,366
是吧

252
00:11:46,366 --> 00:11:47,966
见不得光的工作

253
00:11:47,966 --> 00:11:49,366
对地下工作

254
00:11:49,966 --> 00:11:53,566
而且很快也要感染我的我的室友

255
00:11:53,566 --> 00:11:55,733
一起成为地下工作者了

256
00:11:55,733 --> 00:11:58,199
主播的传染力还是蛮强的吧

257
00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:03,099
地偶猫猫呃地偶

258
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:08,166
我感觉其实帝欧

259
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,733
很多时候国内的帝欧吧

260
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,000
可能比个人市的底边

261
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,600
小微混的要好一些

262
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,333
但他们的入行门槛也更高一点吧

263
00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:21,599
有没有真的追迪偶的大家呀

264
00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,800
就想问一下

265
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:26,700
追迪偶然后不去追正统的这个偶像

266
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:30,700
或者说是那种已经出道了的偶像组合

267
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,933
主要是图一个啥是像

268
00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,800
看小薇一样图一个借刀的感觉吗

269
00:12:37,933 --> 00:12:40,133
图一个看完公演之后

270
00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:42,366
可以跟自推握手合影

271
00:12:42,366 --> 00:12:44,599
聊聊天然后自推能记得你

272
00:12:44,966 --> 00:12:48,699
你嘘寒问暖一下这样这样的感觉吗

273
00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,466
塞纳河模式算得有吗

274
00:12:50,466 --> 00:12:52,766
塞纳河塞纳河还得有啊

275
00:12:52,866 --> 00:12:54,899
那塞纳河要是还得有的话

276
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:59,366
这世界上95%的偶像都都得有了

277
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,333
帝欧一开始是不是因为在那个日本

278
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,399
那种比较比较穷的偶像组合

279
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,866
用爱发电的偶像组合

280
00:13:10,866 --> 00:13:14,799
只租的起那种地下室的舞台

281
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,333
然后去活动才叫帝欧啊

282
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,566
哈喽夏琳

283
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,299
谢谢你

284
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,566
我每次来明日方舟的时候

285
00:13:25,566 --> 00:13:26,599
都能看到你

286
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:29,933
在给主播的线索框里面塞爆线索

287
00:13:29,933 --> 00:13:30,733
谢谢

288
00:13:33,333 --> 00:13:33,733
哎呦哎呦

289
00:13:33,733 --> 00:13:34,533
天呐

290
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:35,599
主播

291
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,600
不是停播那段时间开始玩明日方舟吗

292
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:41,066
当时这样群里面大家说主播主播

293
00:13:41,066 --> 00:13:42,366
能不能加你个好友啊

294
00:13:42,366 --> 00:13:44,199
主播我要把助战借给你

295
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,066
请你狠狠的损

296
00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:45,933
我的干员吧

297
00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:46,899
千万不要客气

298
00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,166
主播我要助你一臂之力

299
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,333
然后就当时加了10多个耶耶

300
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,333
人嘛就楼下

301
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,466
锲而不舍的

302
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,799
年复一年的

303
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,133
不断的给我的线索栏里塞满

304
00:13:57,133 --> 00:14:00,366
从1到7各种各样的线索候着你

305
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:01,799
阿里盖罗啊

306
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,333
有公司的

307
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,533
正统出道的

308
00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:07,866
主流媒体出道的

309
00:14:07,866 --> 00:14:08,899
不能算地偶

310
00:14:09,733 --> 00:14:12,966
地偶的话应该是那种地下剧场楼下吧

311
00:14:12,966 --> 00:14:14,766
让我搜一下让我搜一下

312
00:14:15,766 --> 00:14:18,099
主播在奥比岛的小家怎么办

313
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,000
奥比岛暂时不想玩了

314
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,600
我一玩就想氪金

315
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,300
其实对主播来说

316
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,933
就是在一个游戏里面氪金

317
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,666
主要取决于两件事啊

318
00:14:30,666 --> 00:14:31,366
三件事吧

319
00:14:31,366 --> 00:14:33,133
第一件事最重要的是

320
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,599
就是我现在有没有钱

321
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,166
我的收入水平怎么样

322
00:14:36,566 --> 00:14:39,199
就比如说我们奇迹之夜的那个时候

323
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,000
主播当时特别阔气

324
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,866
真的就两个月左右

325
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:45,466
要是有自己喜欢的皮肤

326
00:14:45,466 --> 00:14:47,666
可能就在这个游戏里面就能嗑掉一单

327
00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:49,299
一个月能嗑300块呢

328
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:53,266
就能嗑掉一单进去啊

329
00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:54,966
现在主播属于那种

330
00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:58,466
玩个游戏尽可能的多嫖服务器资源

331
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,533
呃能不充钱就不充钱

332
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,066
月卡断了都要想想啊

333
00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:05,066
要不要续呢啊

334
00:15:05,066 --> 00:15:05,799
30块钱啊

335
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,100
续了吧续了吧

336
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,000
下个月有活动

337
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,400
要不然我还要充钱

338
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:10,600
续了吧续了吧

339
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,733
是这样的感觉

340
00:15:13,366 --> 00:15:16,333
那段时间收入高的那个时候吧

341
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:18,733
哎

342
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:20,800
收入高的那个时候

343
00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:25,533
就氪金的时候还是还是蛮爽快的

344
00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:27,666
氪个几百块啊

345
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:28,766
挺开心的

346
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,100
但是现在就完蛋了

347
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,566
主播穷的把5号都卖了

348
00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:37,099
对啊现在就氪金氪的少了

349
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,566
第二个影响我氪不氪金的

350
00:15:39,566 --> 00:15:41,533
这种情况

351
00:15:41,533 --> 00:15:44,566
就是这个游戏的游戏内容如何

352
00:15:44,933 --> 00:15:46,066
就假设说

353
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:49,500
你做出了一些我很喜欢的游戏内容

354
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,500
你这个版本更新的东西好

355
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,466
剧情真好看

356
00:15:52,466 --> 00:15:53,599
哇我看的真爽

357
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:55,999
我哪怕白条把这角色抽出来了

358
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,166
我也高低给你找个理由哎

359
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,933
给你扣个几块钱的

360
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,300
要么就是大月卡小月卡买个装扮啥的

361
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,066
表示一下我的支持

362
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,100
可能是寡人当久了

363
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,500
寡人观众也当久了

364
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,066
就这种我看到了好的内容啊

365
00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:12,599
我今天开心了啊

366
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,066
让你也开心一下吧

367
00:16:14,166 --> 00:16:17,133
虽然我知道我的米到游戏制作人手里

368
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:19,333
他根本就不会知道我鸡巴是谁

369
00:16:19,533 --> 00:16:21,333
但是我自己觉得

370
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:24,333
就是为这个优质内容给点钱嘛

371
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:25,599
哈哈哈

372
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:29,466
因为优质内容给点钱我也心甘情愿的

373
00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:31,699
还有最重要的一点啊

374
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,700
就是这个游戏的保值率怎么样

375
00:16:36,066 --> 00:16:38,966
如果说像部分阴游啊

376
00:16:38,966 --> 00:16:40,666
或者说像FGU啊

377
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:43,566
这种保值率很低的游戏

378
00:16:43,966 --> 00:16:46,999
我可能就会氪金氪的比较谨慎

379
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,066
假设一个游戏在卖号的时候

380
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,966
连刻条的2折都卖不掉

381
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:53,199
或者它肉眼可见的就一点迹象

382
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,133
可能不知道哪天就官服了

383
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,099
官服了之后那不就是打水漂了吗

384
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,133
假设说腾讯游戏官服了

385
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:02,199
给你送个王者荣耀的钻石礼包

386
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,100
打开一看

387
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:03,766
哇 2,000

388
00:17:03,766 --> 00:17:05,533
钻石有什么用吗

389
00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:06,999
没有什么作用啊

390
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:10,266
就所以这个游戏二手初号的时候

391
00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:11,766
保值率多少

392
00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:14,399
也是我重要的一个评价标准啊

393
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,966
保值对啊对啊

394
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,166
你很适合来CS

395
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,066
来吧来吧

396
00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:23,133
很保值的

397
00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:25,299
龙爵那不行吧

398
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,566
我我不玩FS了

399
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,099
FS太晕了

400
00:17:30,066 --> 00:17:31,399
哎说到玩游戏啊

401
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:35,333
我们下周应该会把恐龙版点的游戏

402
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:36,199
先玩一个

403
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,133
虽然我比较倾向于先玩一下王国之类

404
00:17:39,133 --> 00:17:41,366
啊也不知道现在有多少人

405
00:17:41,366 --> 00:17:43,699
还想看主播玩王国之类的又

406
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:46,300
不是从头开始开荒

407
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:47,466
其实

408
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:50,333
要不是现在直播的时间有点太短了

409
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,499
我是可以把这个档删掉

410
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,666
然后从头开始开荒的

411
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:56,599
如果你们想看的话

412
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:01,966
先播一下吧

413
00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:04,699
先先不要挑战无装备打盖头

414
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:05,800
先小播一下

415
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,166
熟悉一下操作

416
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,533
上次我播那个什么

417
00:18:09,533 --> 00:18:10,933
播那个什么游戏的时候

418
00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,599
我说我终于练好了

419
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,800
我播幻兽派的时候

420
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,133
我说我终于练好了

421
00:18:15,466 --> 00:18:17,333
你们都说没有什么好看的

422
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,966
主播就要看你猪逼巴巴的在那边找路

423
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,366
不会走道都不会走

424
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,499
走一步卡三下的那个样子

425
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,566
主播你走路都会走人

426
00:18:25,566 --> 00:18:28,533
那我们节目上我缺失的这块谁来补啊

427
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:31,566
我们缺的这块猪逼能量狠狠的踩头

428
00:18:31,733 --> 00:18:33,766
那我我我看不到这个

429
00:18:33,766 --> 00:18:35,066
我晚上睡不着觉

430
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:35,966
主播你赔

431
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,500
好吧

432
00:18:38,466 --> 00:18:42,166
我们下次从那个Swisse开机开始播

433
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,766
我们就从机子开机开始播好了好吧

434
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,300
嗯

435
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,600
必然是你梦幻了

436
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,666
梦幻不行

437
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,066
梦幻课条上限太高了

438
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,900
不玩这种准入门槛太高的游戏啊

439
00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:02,666
我一看假如一个游戏呃

440
00:19:02,666 --> 00:19:04,799
万课等于0课

441
00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,999
3万课等于微课

442
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,199
5万课等于中课

443
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,133
10万课才勉强被人尊称一声课了

444
00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:13,566
那我进去干嘛呀

445
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,000
我一点消费体验都没有

446
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,100
我充了5,000

447
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,333
被人家当当小怪打

448
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,733
我充了5万

449
00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:22,466
被人家当大怪打

450
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,166
那没意思呀

451
00:19:24,733 --> 00:19:27,533
想跟主播跟小男友玩双人成型

452
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,599
主播就算谈恋爱

453
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,666
应该也不会玩双人成型的

454
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,266
主播都是那种

455
00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:33,766
就不

456
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:38,166
不太会在亲密关系或者说好朋友里面

457
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,166
挑人去一起玩

458
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:43,699
这种只有两个人一起玩的游戏的

459
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,500
就什么双人成行啊

460
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:49,166
或者说什么胡闹厨房啊这种

461
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,666
我真怕我哪天急眼了然

462
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:56,599
后直接破坏跟人家的好关系

463
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,000
这不就完蛋了吗

464
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
这不行啊

465
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:02,000
右边是新送的抱枕吗

466
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,866
你们想把这张图印成抱枕的话也行啊

467
00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:05,466
这张图的话

468
00:20:05,466 --> 00:20:09,566
我觉得他挺适合做一些丝绸的抱枕的

469
00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:11,300
正好到夏天了

470
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,766
但是我们以前送过丝绸的抱枕

471
00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,899
你们是想要精致一点的亚克力

472
00:20:19,066 --> 00:20:22,866
还是想要这个抱枕类的呢

473
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:25,499
亚克力的话

474
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,533
这个会带一些设计

475
00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:30,266
就比如说类似于流沙

476
00:20:30,266 --> 00:20:35,666
麻将这个程度的复杂的周边吧

477
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:38,399
主播可以一人用两个手柄玩吗

478
00:20:38,466 --> 00:20:40,399
主播每年双十一的时候

479
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,500
都会推出系列作品

480
00:20:42,966 --> 00:20:46,533
呃老米燕教你一个人跟自己玩

481
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:47,866
森林冰火人是吧

482
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:49,866
那不是我呀

483
00:20:49,866 --> 00:20:51,599
我哪有这个水平啊

484
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:52,466
哎呦

485
00:20:52,766 --> 00:20:54,599
亚克力已经一桌子了

486
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:55,600
抱枕彩票

487
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,366
想要亚克力枕套

488
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,966
你有点那个了

489
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,700
而且还是古代人吧

490
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,266
你是不是古代穿过来

491
00:21:02,266 --> 00:21:04,199
又用瓷枕的那种人啊

492
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:06,966
啊古代的那种磁疹啊

493
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,533
我去之前去哪个博物馆看过实物

494
00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:12,599
这东西那么高又那么硬

495
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,166
真的有人能在上面好好睡觉吗

496
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,199
古人是不是都有颈椎病啊

497
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:18,666
真的没问题吗

498
00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,566
hold on your diamonds car

499
00:21:22,733 --> 00:21:23,799
亚克力一桌子

500
00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:25,000
抱枕才一个

501
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,266
主要送抱枕的话

502
00:21:26,266 --> 00:21:29,266
老送枕套物流也吃不消

503
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,200
而且家里面吧

504
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,366
可能也没有这么多

505
00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:35,133
能放的下来这个枕芯的位置

506
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,966
不过我们不是那个生日礼盒

507
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,066
刚刚送过一个枕头吗

508
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,966
听说硬枕对脖子好

509
00:21:45,966 --> 00:21:47,299
但是他很高哎

510
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:51,733
感觉他起码有个10厘米高

511
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:53,466
15厘米高

512
00:21:53,466 --> 00:21:56,333
平常哪有人睡那么高的枕头的

513
00:21:58,466 --> 00:21:59,699
哈喽啊冬月

514
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:03,333
你偷亚克力跑

515
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,933
亚克力成一桌子了

516
00:22:08,966 --> 00:22:09,099
哎

517
00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,333
主播你就不能发挥一下你的聪明才智

518
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,133
吗

519
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,700
说实话我们这个见长礼物啊

520
00:22:16,766 --> 00:22:18,799
多多少少也做了多少

521
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,000
也做了十几轮了

522
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,800
按照怎么说

523
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:28,266
平均下来每个月1.5件来算吧

524
00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:31,566
我们起码也做过25种左右的

525
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,000
建造礼物了

526
00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:35,799
啊亚克力立牌

527
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,000
就单独单叉的立牌

528
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,066
然后双插的一排

529
00:22:40,266 --> 00:22:44,466
带小灯的钥匙扣和彩窗钥匙扣

530
00:22:44,466 --> 00:22:46,066
还有普通钥匙扣

531
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,166
丝绸的枕套

532
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,466
等身抱枕套两种

533
00:22:51,133 --> 00:22:52,366
做过台历

534
00:22:52,366 --> 00:22:53,866
做过挂画

535
00:22:54,266 --> 00:22:55,533
做过地毯

536
00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:56,866
做过流氓

537
00:22:56,866 --> 00:22:58,166
做过人设票

538
00:22:58,166 --> 00:23:01,699
做过普通的徽章和双闪徽章

539
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,766
还有什么呢

540
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,300
做过帆布包啊

541
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,600
做过窗花

542
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,766
呃让我再想想

543
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,166
还有什么什么来着啊

544
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:17,866
做过毛绒团子

545
00:23:17,866 --> 00:23:18,933
做过护肤

546
00:23:19,166 --> 00:23:22,066
对吧怎么主播连这个都会忘记啊

547
00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:23,299
还有小夜灯

548
00:23:24,500 --> 00:23:27,933
还有金属的那种珐琅的徽章

549
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,566
这都已经二十一二种了

550
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:39,866
其实有一些东西因为起金量太高了

551
00:23:39,933 --> 00:23:42,933
而且以见长的价格

552
00:23:42,933 --> 00:23:44,933
是没有办法覆盖的啊

553
00:23:44,933 --> 00:23:48,466
谢谢网友小酷的s或者你爱的关注

554
00:23:48,466 --> 00:23:49,666
感谢支持

555
00:23:50,066 --> 00:23:51,666
热敏变色的那种

556
00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:53,066
你说马克杯吗

557
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,266
马克杯热敏变色效果不好

558
00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:57,999
我做过我们第一次做马克杯的时候

559
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,100
就想过要不要做热敏变色

560
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:02,566
主要热敏变色这个东西用久了之后

561
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,399
它就会发黄

562
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,100
而且很黄

563
00:24:06,566 --> 00:24:10,066
紫色一发黄就不好看了脏脏的

564
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:11,733
这是s呀

565
00:24:11,733 --> 00:24:12,899
感谢支持

566
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,166
谢谢我们今天的第一个营收啊

567
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,733
红豆泥阿里嘎多

568
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,100
谢谢谢谢啊

569
00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:19,066
我顺便问问你啊

570
00:24:19,066 --> 00:24:21,766
网游小酷我下周先播

571
00:24:21,766 --> 00:24:23,333
网络之类行不行啊

572
00:24:23,466 --> 00:24:24,266
嗯

573
00:24:25,566 --> 00:24:27,999
热敏变色涂装手办

574
00:24:29,566 --> 00:24:31,766
怎么办我是不是有点太记恩了

575
00:24:31,766 --> 00:24:34,299
我第一反应就是热敏变色涂料

576
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:38,066
然后换衣服等到加温啊

577
00:24:38,066 --> 00:24:39,733
或者是比如说

578
00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:40,933
比如说怎么穿的

579
00:24:40,933 --> 00:24:41,699
做一个

580
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:45,700
这个浴衣或者是浴巾的这个手办啊

581
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:49,400
然后高温把它放到热水里面的时候

582
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,400
这个浴衣会变色变透明啊之类的

583
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,000
哈哈啊

584
00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:59,066
好像有点太太太下头了

585
00:24:59,066 --> 00:24:59,966
对不起

586
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:02,733
我是下头男

587
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,133
史密巴切

588
00:25:05,766 --> 00:25:08,166
播你王磊打到哪来着

589
00:25:08,166 --> 00:25:09,399
王磊打一半吧

590
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,366
不是你国男

591
00:25:10,366 --> 00:25:11,533
是我也这么想的啊

592
00:25:11,533 --> 00:25:14,199
那这就是你国男把主播带偏了

593
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:16,300
change

594
00:25:24,066 --> 00:25:25,599
这明明是你的错啊

595
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,366
主播却替你承担了所有的问题

596
00:25:30,866 --> 00:25:33,733
米娅米娅你真善良

597
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:36,766
早上好青猪猪

598
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:40,266
你预定了鲁多猫妈妈的热眠手办

599
00:25:40,266 --> 00:25:41,466
你真下头啊

600
00:25:41,466 --> 00:25:44,166
像我们刚认识的时候你不是这样的

601
00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:45,966
哎算了

602
00:25:45,966 --> 00:25:48,566
大部分这些人刚跟我认识的时候

603
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,166
都是纯良的

604
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,699
纯良的小孩呢

605
00:25:53,266 --> 00:25:56,166
长大了之后一个比一个下丑

606
00:25:56,466 --> 00:25:57,466
露露母是谁啊

607
00:25:57,466 --> 00:25:58,899
让我看看好不好看

608
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,600
露露姆手办

609
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,899
露露姆魅魔透明头版

610
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,933
一个手办7个版本是什么

611
00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:13,699
小酷的盛典门票

612
00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:16,733
盛典门票是OK还是不OK啊

613
00:26:17,533 --> 00:26:18,599
怎么怎么装

614
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,566
那什么呢

615
00:26:23,533 --> 00:26:24,599
怎么怎么装

616
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,600
装装这高手不说话

617
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:35,400
毛玉牛乳露露姆妹姆1/6原创手办

618
00:26:39,066 --> 00:26:39,866
哦呦

619
00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:41,733
还挺好看的

620
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:45,566
怎么哔哩哔哩会员购自己发手办的

621
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,900
宣传预定链接还得给手办打码呀

622
00:26:48,966 --> 00:26:51,099
你们卖都卖了还要打码

623
00:26:51,133 --> 00:26:52,999
真是欲盖弥彰

624
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,866
天呐说为什么呢

625
00:26:54,866 --> 00:26:55,999
我不知道啊

626
00:26:56,066 --> 00:26:57,566
我哪里做的不好了

627
00:26:57,566 --> 00:27:00,799
你不高兴了那我也不会跟你道歉的

628
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,199
毛老师哦

629
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,333
挺好看的

630
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,699
粉毛面膜

631
00:27:08,766 --> 00:27:09,899
还有腿环

632
00:27:09,900 --> 00:27:11,133
还是不对称的

633
00:27:11,133 --> 00:27:13,199
挺好品味修养很高

634
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:15,166
你们在家都怎么摆此物啊

635
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,166
我想问一下

636
00:27:18,466 --> 00:27:19,699
这个问题问岩岩人

637
00:27:19,700 --> 00:27:21,466
岩岩人肯定是专业对口的

638
00:27:21,466 --> 00:27:24,199
你们在家买了此物之后都怎么摆啊

639
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,000
没有那种

640
00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:31,966
跟亲戚朋友啊

641
00:27:31,966 --> 00:27:34,566
跟爸爸妈妈交代的难言之隐吗

642
00:27:34,566 --> 00:27:35,999
你们都是怎么克服的

643
00:27:36,266 --> 00:27:37,599
你没有耻物

644
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:38,499
打错字了

645
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,366
长寿哎呦

646
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,266
你太纯良了

647
00:27:40,266 --> 00:27:43,866
不是这个不是这个不是这个字

648
00:27:43,866 --> 00:27:44,766
主播教你

649
00:27:48,466 --> 00:27:49,333
羞耻的词

650
00:27:53,733 --> 00:27:55,566
喵喵小课堂开课啦

651
00:27:55,566 --> 00:27:56,666
主播教你哦

652
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,166
不敢买不买就行了

653
00:28:00,366 --> 00:28:01,166
嗯

654
00:28:01,966 --> 00:28:03,333
是这样啊

655
00:28:07,933 --> 00:28:09,199
只有一个植物手

656
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,666
办买了一套娃衣给他穿上

657
00:28:12,133 --> 00:28:13,566
说到娃衣

658
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,900
哈哈哈

659
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,400
说到娃衣啊

660
00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:20,299
那个昨天

661
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,400
昨天晚上

662
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,300
大家可能一些人知道

663
00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:25,400
主播昨天晚上通宵干活吧

664
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:26,166
通宵干活

665
00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:29,533
连通宵看自己玩着游戏的电竞比赛

666
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,066
每一个比赛都把主播气死

667
00:28:32,066 --> 00:28:33,533
然后每一个活呢

668
00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:35,100
都干的半拉柯基

669
00:28:35,366 --> 00:28:37,399
半拉柯基是我们那边的方言

670
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,200
就是一半一半的

671
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,200
并且

672
00:28:41,266 --> 00:28:43,699
呃收拾的不太干净

673
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,733
周围零散的到处都是啊

674
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,700
半拉柯基的这些活都干的

675
00:28:52,066 --> 00:28:52,766
昨天

676
00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:54,366
我因为那什么吗

677
00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:55,399
我因为那个

678
00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,333
想要改一下我们夫夫的身体体型

679
00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:02,966
因为感觉他稍微有点壮了

680
00:29:02,966 --> 00:29:04,566
有可能要试试看

681
00:29:04,566 --> 00:29:07,966
能不能在别的场打一个其他的体型

682
00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:08,899
对比一下

683
00:29:09,933 --> 00:29:13,366
因为那个厂家更适合做耳朵

684
00:29:13,466 --> 00:29:15,566
还有做那个长发片

685
00:29:15,566 --> 00:29:18,799
效果会比我们现在这个打样的厂家好

686
00:29:18,866 --> 00:29:20,499
主播自己掏腰包打样啊

687
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,666
这钱不不不不

688
00:29:22,666 --> 00:29:23,799
摊到大家身上

689
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,200
我知道我知道

690
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,466
因为这个也太慢了嘛

691
00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:29,499
我也挺着急

692
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,133
想让大家赶紧拿到

693
00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,666
呃一个事情拖得久了

694
00:29:33,666 --> 00:29:35,166
就觉得没什么动力了

695
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,066
我灵机一动

696
00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:38,333
我说那我们去拼多多看看吧

697
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,733
我们去拼多多看一下那个娃一

698
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,100
到时候

699
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:47,066
我会把那个注意事项啊之类的

700
00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:51,399
写在那个随箱附送的说明书

701
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,600
卡片上面

702
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:54,766
所以大家不用现在做笔记

703
00:29:54,766 --> 00:29:57,366
买了护肤的大家也不用现在做笔记

704
00:29:57,533 --> 00:29:58,099
就是说

705
00:29:58,100 --> 00:30:00,800
为什么做这个40厘米的大护肤呢

706
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,133
大家应该都知道

707
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:02,999
一般来说

708
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,166
正常尺寸的护肤是28厘米左右

709
00:30:06,533 --> 00:30:10,933
就嗯咪库啊的那些夫妇是28厘米左右

710
00:30:10,933 --> 00:30:11,899
除了有

711
00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:15,966
有赞助商库鲁玛表示大就是好

712
00:30:15,966 --> 00:30:17,899
好就是大啊

713
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:20,300
能做多大就做多大之外的

714
00:30:20,300 --> 00:30:22,000
这个参考意见之外

715
00:30:22,066 --> 00:30:23,566
还有一个重要的

716
00:30:23,566 --> 00:30:25,699
让我去做这个40厘米

717
00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:30,166
巨大大夫的一个动机

718
00:30:30,166 --> 00:30:32,966
就是 40厘米的敷敷

719
00:30:33,066 --> 00:30:34,366
在很多时候

720
00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:39,199
可以和婴儿的最小尺寸的衣服通穿

721
00:30:39,366 --> 00:30:42,133
然后也可以穿迪士尼某些玩偶

722
00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:43,766
就比如说什么新大陆啊

723
00:30:43,766 --> 00:30:44,799
雪莉梅啊

724
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,133
包括玲娜贝啊

725
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,466
他们的那种衣服也可以穿

726
00:30:48,733 --> 00:30:51,499
并且40里面有一个专门的体型

727
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,266
叫大一番赏体型

728
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,900
给这个娃娃换衣服的话

729
00:30:55,900 --> 00:31:00,466
成本大概是20到40块钱一套

730
00:31:01,333 --> 00:31:04,566
如果你不太挑质量不太挑版型的话

731
00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:07,533
就算是买那种非常重工的羊裙

732
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:09,766
可能也就是80块钱一套

733
00:31:09,766 --> 00:31:10,933
从头包到脚

734
00:31:10,933 --> 00:31:12,933
什么鞋子裙子首秀

735
00:31:12,933 --> 00:31:15,199
再加上大帽子之类的

736
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:18,166
呃他们是有那个工厂量产的

737
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:20,266
每次都是几万件几十万件的

738
00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:22,533
做换衣服

739
00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,099
成本特别低

740
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,166
而且会有很多可以考虑的

741
00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:29,866
这种这种这种衣服嘛

742
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:34,166
所以说到时候等到那个夫妇出货之后

743
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:36,399
会弄一个企划

744
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,966
就是关于我给我的美颜蜜啊

745
00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:40,099
穿了些什么的

746
00:31:40,100 --> 00:31:40,900
二三十

747
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,200
当然我们不鼓励直接给美颜蜜啊

748
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,966
穿条绳子拿棉被练习龟甲腹啊之类的

749
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,066
不要投主播穿着的

750
00:31:50,066 --> 00:31:50,866
这个

751
00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:54,366
16岁以下不能穿着的衣服的图片

752
00:31:54,366 --> 00:31:55,099
给主播啊

753
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,300
这样是不好的

754
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,300
原来是童年不同样

755
00:31:58,300 --> 00:31:59,333
巴拉巴拉的伤疤

756
00:31:59,333 --> 00:32:01,166
巴拉巴拉都要倒闭了吧

757
00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:03,166
哈喽小桃

758
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,366
巴拉巴拉都要倒闭了吧

759
00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:07,699
怎么现在有人这版本

760
00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,400
还在惦记着巴拉巴拉

761
00:32:09,733 --> 00:32:10,533
嗯

762
00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:11,799
实物抱枕

763
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,000
你妈妈看不下去

764
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,600
拿窗帘布缝了个枕套给你套上了

765
00:32:16,566 --> 00:32:18,399
你不会说的是我的抱枕吧

766
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,533
我依稀记得你好像说过

767
00:32:21,066 --> 00:32:21,933
你好像说过

768
00:32:21,933 --> 00:32:22,866
绵绵的抱枕

769
00:32:22,866 --> 00:32:25,133
在家里面被拿窗帘布缝上了

770
00:32:25,133 --> 00:32:27,166
不会是红配绿的窗帘布吧

771
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,066
咦come

772
00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:30,799
哈哈哈居然还有说明书

773
00:32:30,966 --> 00:32:32,466
不但有说明书

774
00:32:32,466 --> 00:32:33,499
就是箱子里面

775
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:37,200
除了呃一个没穿衣服的娃娃

776
00:32:37,266 --> 00:32:38,366
两只首秀

777
00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:39,733
两只袜子

778
00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,766
一个背后魔术贴的裙子

779
00:32:42,766 --> 00:32:44,866
两个头饰之外

780
00:32:44,933 --> 00:32:48,066
还会有一个说明书卡片

781
00:32:48,066 --> 00:32:51,066
或者说类似于娃娃出生证的东西啊

782
00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:53,066
呃会把那个

783
00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:56,000
大家可以在什么地方买到衣服

784
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,566
如果想给他换衣服

785
00:32:57,566 --> 00:32:59,099
换一些日常的装扮

786
00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:00,766
比如说裙子啊

787
00:33:00,766 --> 00:33:03,699
冬装啊比如说是西服啊

788
00:33:03,700 --> 00:33:05,333
女仆装啊之类的

789
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,100
我昨天看了一下

790
00:33:07,733 --> 00:33:09,066
在PDD上面

791
00:33:09,066 --> 00:33:11,533
就三四十块钱一套的女仆装

792
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,166
然后跟棉棉娃娃穿就是正好的

793
00:33:15,066 --> 00:33:16,166
很便宜捏

794
00:33:17,966 --> 00:33:18,133
嗯

795
00:33:18,133 --> 00:33:20,499
应该怎么按照什么样的尺寸

796
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:22,366
去买这个娃娃的衣服啊

797
00:33:22,366 --> 00:33:24,499
能搜到哪些关键词啊之类的

798
00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,300
我都会去写在这张卡上面

799
00:33:27,300 --> 00:33:29,933
包括哪些部分可能产生色

800
00:33:29,933 --> 00:33:32,533
宜平时不要用力的去揉搓

801
00:33:32,666 --> 00:33:36,066
然后还有哪些部分是用胶粘连的

802
00:33:36,066 --> 00:33:37,699
平常的时候要注意一下

803
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:40,133
要不然就会像主播的首饰一样

804
00:33:40,133 --> 00:33:41,266
掉钻啊

805
00:33:41,266 --> 00:33:42,066
啊

806
00:33:42,666 --> 00:33:44,266
不要忘记这些

807
00:33:44,266 --> 00:33:46,399
最好不要手洗啊之类的

808
00:33:47,533 --> 00:33:48,333
嗯

809
00:33:49,366 --> 00:33:50,166
混血一些

810
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:51,933
我的碎碎念念

811
00:33:52,866 --> 00:33:54,499
主播有隔壁有50厘米

812
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,966
更大夫了怎么办

813
00:33:55,966 --> 00:33:57,799
主播啊我有尾巴

814
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,266
我的尾巴有18厘米的

815
00:33:59,266 --> 00:34:00,399
加起来比他高

816
00:34:01,266 --> 00:34:02,266
咪呀咪呀

817
00:34:02,266 --> 00:34:05,299
你这奇怪的好胜心从何而来啊

818
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:06,900
唉

819
00:34:07,266 --> 00:34:09,499
我各种粗细的绳子都买好了

820
00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:10,333
你给我滚

821
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,766
标题的小猫是那个40 M M Y O吗

822
00:34:14,766 --> 00:34:15,866
哪有那么小

823
00:34:15,933 --> 00:34:18,999
那是40厘米的滞销小猫

824
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,100
小猫滞销

825
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,400
帮帮我们

826
00:34:22,966 --> 00:34:24,133
小猫滞销

827
00:34:24,133 --> 00:34:25,299
帮帮我们

828
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,166
哦那个爱心麦斯拜托了

829
00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:31,733
我们怎么每天都66个见长啊

830
00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:34,800
感觉主播每都在同一天轮回啊

831
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,266
为什么

832
00:34:35,266 --> 00:34:36,966
什么时候才能打破这个轮回

833
00:34:36,966 --> 00:34:39,366
每次我开播的时候都是66个见长

834
00:34:40,533 --> 00:34:42,866
人家是梁山108好汉

835
00:34:42,866 --> 00:34:44,866
我们是绵绵66铁血

836
00:34:44,866 --> 00:34:45,999
应该人是吧

837
00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:49,266
永远都打破不了这个轮回的魔咒

838
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:51,400
多细点

839
00:34:52,900 --> 00:34:55,266
哎 66件保卫战

840
00:34:55,566 --> 00:34:57,933
能不能不要掉到多少件

841
00:34:57,933 --> 00:34:59,866
就看多少件保卫战啊

842
00:34:59,866 --> 00:35:01,133
这也太丢人了吧

843
00:35:01,133 --> 00:35:03,366
我们要把目标迈大一点

844
00:35:10,666 --> 00:35:14,066
上午好昨天的成绩是今天的目标

845
00:35:15,466 --> 00:35:17,599
低情商每天都在退步

846
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,133
高情商昨天的成绩是今天的目标

847
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,733
你咋不白白我

848
00:35:22,733 --> 00:35:23,599
挂直播间

849
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:24,800
直播卖一下

850
00:35:26,533 --> 00:35:27,466
怎么挂呀

851
00:35:27,866 --> 00:35:29,199
怎么怎么挂呀

852
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:31,600
我可以直接把那个二维码

853
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:32,966
挂在直播间吗

854
00:35:33,766 --> 00:35:35,799
把二维码贴在屏幕上的话

855
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,000
哔哩哔哩不会把我拿下吗

856
00:35:38,466 --> 00:35:40,299
我的小黄车呢

857
00:35:41,266 --> 00:35:42,066
哦

858
00:35:42,066 --> 00:35:45,566
对哦对哦对哦对哦对哦对哦

859
00:35:46,566 --> 00:35:47,966
等一下让我看看

860
00:35:47,966 --> 00:35:49,466
怎么设置小黄车啊

861
00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:50,733
别别着急

862
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,666
唉这玩意怎么挂在直播间里来着

863
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:56,733
我从来没有干过这个事啊

864
00:36:01,466 --> 00:36:02,466
放个图片呗

865
00:36:02,466 --> 00:36:02,933
不是

866
00:36:02,933 --> 00:36:07,099
有可以在那个直播间下面挂车的办法

867
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:17,133
等一下让我看看

868
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:19,066
大家都不知道我在卖玩偶

869
00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:20,733
我挂在那个哪了

870
00:36:20,766 --> 00:36:25,933
我挂在我挂在那个直播带货是吗

871
00:36:28,700 --> 00:36:30,166
播商品管理

872
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,500
小黄车商品分组功能

873
00:36:36,766 --> 00:36:39,299
你可以设置分组下挂对应商品

874
00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:39,900
直播时

875
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,866
消费者可以在购物车列表上方

876
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:45,566
根据分组导航快速找到对应商品

877
00:37:02,533 --> 00:37:03,666
设置卖点

878
00:37:04,066 --> 00:37:05,866
为什么还有商品卖点

879
00:37:08,066 --> 00:37:10,333
输入绵密f的商品卖点

880
00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:11,766
大就是好

881
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,333
啊

882
00:37:18,766 --> 00:37:20,333
不让我设置啊

883
00:37:20,333 --> 00:37:21,466
他说我违规

884
00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:23,533
什么意思啊

885
00:37:24,766 --> 00:37:26,766
想到说谎被他看出来了

886
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,266
大就是好

887
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:31,300
确定

888
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:33,200
刷新

889
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,133
审核中好吧

890
00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:37,933
审核去了

891
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,066
我把他送去审核了

892
00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:43,066
这么大不行要钢板

893
00:37:54,966 --> 00:37:56,099
哪天我真在

894
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,333
我正在直播里面跟大家生气

895
00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:00,266
我一直垮个小猫屁脸

896
00:38:00,733 --> 00:38:02,266
你们会不会感到压力

897
00:38:02,266 --> 00:38:03,699
会不会害怕呀

898
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,600
主播现在是不是一点威慑力都没有了

899
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,533
都没有人

900
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,133
没有人害怕主播

901
00:38:09,133 --> 00:38:11,899
主播在直播间生气训坏的

902
00:38:13,933 --> 00:38:16,699
也不知道这是好事还是坏事啊

903
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000
哎呀

904
00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:23,766
谢谢关注你获得你爱的爱的

905
00:38:23,766 --> 00:38:25,066
感谢支持

906
00:38:25,266 --> 00:38:27,466
我挂上了吗家人们

907
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:33,800
添加商品添加直播商品

908
00:38:33,966 --> 00:38:34,933
这啥呀

909
00:38:35,566 --> 00:38:38,599
商品添加位置置顶添加

910
00:38:41,733 --> 00:38:43,533
曝光人数0

911
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:49,100
曝光去购买率0%曝光支付率0%销售额0

912
00:38:49,266 --> 00:38:50,699
也太灵了吧

913
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,700
有了有了

914
00:38:52,733 --> 00:38:53,466
嗯行

915
00:38:53,466 --> 00:38:54,666
可以可以可以

916
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:55,700
嗯

917
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,100
先走了肥猫你要去睡觉了吗

918
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,966
啊但是这个直播中控

919
00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:07,566
好像是带货直播才要设置的

920
00:39:07,566 --> 00:39:09,799
他还叫我给这个商品推流

921
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:11,666
神经病我给我夫妇推流

922
00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:12,466
谁

923
00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:15,466
谁路人进来会买单呀

924
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,533
是准备睡了

925
00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:18,466
哦好

926
00:39:18,466 --> 00:39:19,699
你今天睡挺早哦

927
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,666
有啦有小黄车啦

928
00:39:23,333 --> 00:39:24,933
米耶米亚的好物

929
00:39:25,266 --> 00:39:27,933
怎么真显示大就是好啊

930
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,399
这是否有些嗯

931
00:39:32,766 --> 00:39:33,733
开心呢

932
00:39:36,766 --> 00:39:39,399
他居然会真的显示大就是好

933
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,266
原来卖点是这样

934
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,000
啊

935
00:39:47,533 --> 00:39:48,966
等一群不认识

936
00:39:48,966 --> 00:39:51,899
米娅米娅的狂热夫妇收集者

937
00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:53,166
他们都是收集米库

938
00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:54,133
护肤的话

939
00:39:54,133 --> 00:39:56,999
跟米娅米娅的护肤好像也没什么关系

940
00:39:57,333 --> 00:39:59,266
米娅米娅的好物

941
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,099
买买买没错

942
00:40:07,966 --> 00:40:09,099
怎么是日语版啊

943
00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,300
卧槽罕见

944
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:12,666
对不起对不起

945
00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:16,766
比赛不能在直播间挂小黄车吗

946
00:40:16,766 --> 00:40:17,333
可以挂啊

947
00:40:17,333 --> 00:40:18,766
我这不挂上了吗

948
00:40:18,766 --> 00:40:19,566
嗯

949
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:21,600
对不起啊对不起

950
00:40:21,766 --> 00:40:23,566
这这这个话应该留给

951
00:40:23,566 --> 00:40:25,566
应该留给昨天直播的猫

952
00:40:25,566 --> 00:40:28,166
我都没看我都没看那个

953
00:40:28,533 --> 00:40:29,999
但是我不得不说啊

954
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,066
主播半夜的时候去看了一眼

955
00:40:32,066 --> 00:40:34,133
那个那个a是什么

956
00:40:34,133 --> 00:40:35,899
l什么什么内幕啊

957
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:37,333
什么那个那个直播

958
00:40:41,066 --> 00:40:41,866
感觉

959
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,900
回旋镖扎在了很多人身上啊

960
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:47,066
就是很小丑的一种行为呢

961
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,266
这个里面怎么还有一个吃大米

962
00:40:49,266 --> 00:40:51,133
因为皮肤就是喜欢吃大米的

963
00:40:51,133 --> 00:40:52,299
没有什么问题

964
00:40:52,766 --> 00:40:54,899
米娅和米库都姓米

965
00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:56,533
所以米娅等于米库

966
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:57,800
MIKU

967
00:40:58,866 --> 00:40:59,766
是什么冠军

968
00:40:59,766 --> 00:41:03,766
MIKU是我心里面全世界IP的第一啊

969
00:41:04,300 --> 00:41:05,266
虽然我知道

970
00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:07,766
全世界第一IP应该是宝可梦

971
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:08,766
但是我心里面

972
00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:10,733
MIKU就是全世界第一大IP

973
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,600
毕竟是吧

974
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,000
毕竟这个

975
00:41:21,933 --> 00:41:25,533
新创华还有这个杨宝

976
00:41:25,533 --> 00:41:27,266
他不会不会什么

977
00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:31,266
不会因为这个错估自己的实力啊

978
00:41:31,266 --> 00:41:33,333
去做一些咪咕开放世界游戏

979
00:41:33,333 --> 00:41:34,666
然后做出一坨屎

980
00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:37,499
之类的

981
00:41:38,066 --> 00:41:40,066
不会不会出现这种情况捏

982
00:41:40,066 --> 00:41:42,699
人家就老老实实做英游联动英游

983
00:41:43,066 --> 00:41:44,566
卖IP卖周边

984
00:41:44,766 --> 00:41:45,999
他们做错了什么

985
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,566
什么也没有做错啊

986
00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:53,099
也不会摆让你做游戏捏

987
00:41:54,666 --> 00:41:59,399
虽然不得不说Miko的那个音游啊那个

988
00:42:00,766 --> 00:42:01,566
c卡

989
00:42:01,766 --> 00:42:02,899
那个什么什么的

990
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:04,800
那叫什么来着

991
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,966
不是世界计划

992
00:42:05,966 --> 00:42:06,999
多彩舞台

993
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,733
我现在一说Miko游戏脑子里面全是Pro

994
00:42:09,733 --> 00:42:11,599
在c卡完蛋了

995
00:42:12,133 --> 00:42:15,333
就在那个那个歌姬计划吧

996
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:16,699
对歌姬计划

997
00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:17,766
在switch上面

998
00:42:17,766 --> 00:42:19,733
那个手感也是挺一坨的

999
00:42:19,933 --> 00:42:21,933
我本来买的是不是第一个

1000
00:42:21,933 --> 00:42:23,166
想买的就是这游戏

1001
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:24,799
结果下了一个试玩版

1002
00:42:25,133 --> 00:42:26,599
你说你该说不说

1003
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:27,733
千不该万不该

1004
00:42:27,733 --> 00:42:28,899
就是该不该

1005
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:31,500
这么自信的推出一个免费试玩版啊

1006
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:34,000
我的试玩版里面一共好像有四首歌

1007
00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:35,266
把四首歌都打了

1008
00:42:35,266 --> 00:42:36,933
我决定把这试玩版卸了吧

1009
00:42:36,933 --> 00:42:39,766
我实在是销售不起啊

1010
00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:42,133
真不行哎呦天呐

1011
00:42:43,966 --> 00:42:45,566
脑袋上再贴个字

1012
00:42:45,566 --> 00:42:46,533
小黄车里有

1013
00:42:46,533 --> 00:42:48,333
富富今年还等到你的装扮吗

1014
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,299
等到等到

1015
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,900
等等等到等到

1016
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,300
哎说起来我有一个问题啊

1017
00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:57,600
大家就是我最近不是在玩战双吗

1018
00:42:57,733 --> 00:43:00,766
我们呃这个玩战双的时候

1019
00:43:00,766 --> 00:43:03,399
我就发现战双里面游戏有一些表情包

1020
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,766
他那个表情包画的都蛮不错的

1021
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,400
而且都挺传神的

1022
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,600
我就盯着看了很久

1023
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,700
然后我今天逛米画师的时候

1024
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:12,333
我就看到了那个

1025
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,866
看到了战双表情包的画师

1026
00:43:15,866 --> 00:43:17,566
我到处乱逛的时候

1027
00:43:17,666 --> 00:43:20,099
我看到了战双表情包的画师

1028
00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:22,099
然后我去邀请他了

1029
00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:24,133
他给我的报价就是还蛮贵的

1030
00:43:24,133 --> 00:43:27,199
比市面上正常的表情包可能贵个

1031
00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:28,666
呃

1032
00:43:29,366 --> 00:43:30,999
贵个两倍左右吧

1033
00:43:31,133 --> 00:43:32,699
这我现在就觉得要

1034
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:33,933
要不要约呢

1035
00:43:35,866 --> 00:43:37,333
不知道要不要约

1036
00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:39,766
因为还还挺贵的

1037
00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:47,266
我现在说好的那个老师

1038
00:43:47,366 --> 00:43:49,166
表情包的价格大概

1039
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:50,299
top APP加倍嘛

1040
00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:51,400
他直接商用卡

1041
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,733
唉不是

1042
00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:54,899
人家都是企业在班

1043
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:57,166
给游戏画内置表情包的人

1044
00:43:57,166 --> 00:43:59,866
怎么可能搞这种个人买断

1045
00:43:59,866 --> 00:44:00,799
商业买断

1046
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,133
VIP加倍啊

1047
00:44:02,133 --> 00:44:04,533
同人车什么巨人车加倍之类

1048
00:44:04,533 --> 00:44:06,066
不可能搞这种吧

1049
00:44:09,766 --> 00:44:11,066
今年肯定能等到啊

1050
00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:14,466
你认为第一IP是你们元原子之星

1051
00:44:14,966 --> 00:44:15,599
嗯

1052
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,266
你是不是喜欢里面的金娘

1053
00:44:17,266 --> 00:44:18,199
你说实话

1054
00:44:18,766 --> 00:44:19,566
嗯

1055
00:44:25,133 --> 00:44:26,599
但是他VIP

1056
00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:29,999
他他没加倍的时候就比VIP加倍要贵

1057
00:44:30,733 --> 00:44:32,299
就他一个表情包要

1058
00:44:34,733 --> 00:44:36,133
要300块

1059
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,566
一个表情包要300块

1060
00:44:40,733 --> 00:44:42,899
然后我就很很纠结

1061
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,466
就蛮犹豫的

1062
00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:48,733
但凡他稍微便宜那么一点点的

1063
00:44:48,733 --> 00:44:50,466
一个200的300

1064
00:44:54,666 --> 00:44:55,466
一个300

1065
00:44:55,466 --> 00:44:56,366
我就觉得

1066
00:44:57,733 --> 00:44:59,899
有图吗我找一下

1067
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:05,966
等一下我学会维系爱情

1068
00:45:05,966 --> 00:45:08,199
以后不用再惋惜

1069
00:45:11,066 --> 00:45:13,666
香港直接价格直接更贵

1070
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,100
嗯

1071
00:45:22,466 --> 00:45:24,699
就直接在百度上搜

1072
00:45:24,766 --> 00:45:26,866
战双叛逆行的表情包

1073
00:45:26,866 --> 00:45:27,799
就可以了

1074
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,300
是他换哦

1075
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,166
在我身上留着浪

1076
00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:36,899
漫毕竟不缺稿子

1077
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:41,133
话人家是正统有工作的坐班画室

1078
00:45:46,066 --> 00:45:47,133
不得不说啊

1079
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:49,999
主播确实有一种在人群当中

1080
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,766
一眼看到最贵的画师的这种

1081
00:45:52,766 --> 00:45:53,566
这种

1082
00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:56,899
这种能力呢

1083
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,500
但是换句话来说

1084
00:45:58,500 --> 00:45:59,700
这应该不是人群中

1085
00:45:59,700 --> 00:46:01,266
一眼看到最贵画师的能力

1086
00:46:01,266 --> 00:46:04,266
而是画师有让自己的画

1087
00:46:04,266 --> 00:46:05,499
在一堆画里面

1088
00:46:05,900 --> 00:46:08,666
最显眼最被首先注意到的能力

1089
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:10,466
大概

1090
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:15,600
我找几个贴在这边

1091
00:46:16,466 --> 00:46:17,399
你们等等

1092
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,733
耶耶

1093
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:23,800
始终相信

1094
00:46:24,700 --> 00:46:29,466
有真爱将伤痛抚平

1095
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:34,166
无论再久还

1096
00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:34,800
什么歌啊

1097
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,566
我第一次听居然是林俊杰的歌呢

1098
00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:39,400
哇战双呃

1099
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,100
就感觉如果说表情包这种东西

1100
00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:46,333
因为是陪着大家

1101
00:46:46,333 --> 00:46:46,866
最久

1102
00:46:46,866 --> 00:46:50,166
也是大家可以展示给其他人的这种

1103
00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:50,999
这种东西嘛

1104
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,100
所以我其实

1105
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:56,566
嗯对表情包这个东西还是蛮在乎的

1106
00:46:57,900 --> 00:47:01,166
那约10个也就是2,000 一个

1107
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:04,466
325个起约

1108
00:47:06,566 --> 00:47:08,066
一组25个

1109
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,366
质量很高

1110
00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:14,666
感觉性价比不高是

1111
00:47:22,533 --> 00:47:24,933
感觉人家就是属于那种爱

1112
00:47:25,566 --> 00:47:27,766
爱接不接这样的感觉吧

1113
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:36,933
他可能就是也没有这么确定的收入你

1114
00:47:37,133 --> 00:47:42,499
上留着浪漫的惬意

1115
00:47:48,133 --> 00:47:50,566
就是感觉人物的神态呀

1116
00:47:50,566 --> 00:47:52,733
包括他的上色风格呀

1117
00:47:52,866 --> 00:47:54,966
比我们现在直播间的这套表情包

1118
00:47:54,966 --> 00:47:56,499
感觉还要成熟一些

1119
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:58,166
而且作为一个小图

1120
00:47:58,166 --> 00:48:00,133
就把它放到很小的时候

1121
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:03,866
他的神态和辨识度仍然是非常明显的

1122
00:48:03,866 --> 00:48:06,533
这种你看我们把这个尺寸调到很小

1123
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,266
调到很小的时候

1124
00:48:10,266 --> 00:48:11,999
仍然可以清晰的感受到

1125
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,533
他传递出来的情绪

1126
00:48:13,533 --> 00:48:15,999
这是我对一个好表情包的要求啊

1127
00:48:18,133 --> 00:48:19,933
上色风格统一

1128
00:48:20,133 --> 00:48:21,499
线条流畅

1129
00:48:21,866 --> 00:48:25,366
同时大图和小图不影响理解这个表情

1130
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,533
然后每一张表情呢

1131
00:48:27,533 --> 00:48:28,699
有自己的动态

1132
00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:32,266
不应该是纯纯的呃对称图片

1133
00:48:32,266 --> 00:48:33,533
这样就很不好

1134
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,733
而且像素或者分辨率

1135
00:48:35,733 --> 00:48:38,066
不影响这个表情的经典程度

1136
00:48:41,533 --> 00:48:45,266
同时作为一个q版本身QQ人来说

1137
00:48:45,266 --> 00:48:46,899
他不应该是一个

1138
00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:47,999
怎么说呢

1139
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,333
他不应该是一个

1140
00:48:49,933 --> 00:48:50,866
呃

1141
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:57,600
崩坏人体比例的q版

1142
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:58,766
对应该这么说

1143
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,333
错过了48分钟

1144
00:49:02,333 --> 00:49:03,366
会说话什么

1145
00:49:03,366 --> 00:49:04,699
我天天都会说话呀

1146
00:49:04,700 --> 00:49:06,700
我哪天往这边连一块

1147
00:49:06,700 --> 00:49:07,600
往这里坐着

1148
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:09,300
你说没有吧

1149
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,133
那就是你有钱吗

1150
00:49:11,966 --> 00:49:13,699
这不来问问大家吗

1151
00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:16,333
如果你们都很喜欢的话

1152
00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:18,133
那我不就有钱呗

1153
00:49:19,700 --> 00:49:21,500
那那我就有钱呗

1154
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,300
那我还能怎么办呢

1155
00:49:24,066 --> 00:49:26,799
主要是我自己本人我挺喜欢的

1156
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,266
但是我不知道大家就会不会觉得

1157
00:49:29,266 --> 00:49:32,333
这个表情包跟别的表情包不一样

1158
00:49:32,333 --> 00:49:33,933
就是如果大家用着开心

1159
00:49:33,933 --> 00:49:36,266
我这钱花也是花的值

1160
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,533
但如果大家觉得

1161
00:49:37,533 --> 00:49:38,199
这表情包

1162
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,666
跟现在目前的其他微的装扮表情包

1163
00:49:41,666 --> 00:49:43,866
就是差别不大的情况下

1164
00:49:43,966 --> 00:49:48,799
那可能也就也没有那么有钱呃

1165
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:56,300
娃娃的图片就在那个哪呀

1166
00:49:56,300 --> 00:49:57,800
就在小黄车里啊

1167
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,066
点击直播间下方小黄车321

1168
00:50:01,066 --> 00:50:02,599
上车啊啊

1169
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:03,966
如果说没了库存

1170
00:50:03,966 --> 00:50:05,866
喊主播补货就行了

1171
00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,100
好吧

1172
00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:11,000
我感觉表情包应该有头比较大的

1173
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,133
这不是头比较大的吗

1174
00:50:13,533 --> 00:50:14,399
我喜欢用

1175
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:15,400
很有意思

1176
00:50:15,666 --> 00:50:16,466
就更多的

1177
00:50:16,466 --> 00:50:17,299
战双表情包

1178
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:19,366
大家可以直接百度一下就行了

1179
00:50:19,366 --> 00:50:20,133
战双这个表情包

1180
00:50:20,133 --> 00:50:21,399
我觉得作为一个游戏表情包

1181
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,966
还是还是蛮不错的

1182
00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,100
嗯就是他单独拿出来

1183
00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:27,000
也可以成为小南鸟武器库的那种

1184
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,933
程度我个人觉得差距不大

1185
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,566
头不大的线条小组看着有点乱

1186
00:50:33,566 --> 00:50:37,266
我相信米娅微超的能力真的吗

1187
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,733
不过其实符合我

1188
00:50:42,133 --> 00:50:45,566
符合我自己要求的表情真的蛮少

1189
00:50:45,966 --> 00:50:47,533
就就真的蛮少

1190
00:50:49,366 --> 00:50:52,666
到现在一共就找到了几个这种感觉

1191
00:50:52,866 --> 00:50:56,399
要怎么拼凑跟重来

1192
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:03,766
终于看开爱回不来而你总是太晚明白

1193
00:51:03,766 --> 00:51:11,266
最后才把话说开哭着求我留下来

1194
00:51:11,333 --> 00:51:14,699
终于看开爱回不来

1195
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,466
在我们面前太多阻碍

1196
00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:22,066
你的手却放不开

1197
00:51:22,066 --> 00:51:26,699
宁愿没出息求我别离开

1198
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,666
终于等

1199
00:51:30,733 --> 00:51:33,333
再给大家找找两个吧

1200
00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:34,700
好吗

1201
00:51:35,666 --> 00:51:37,766
就正好给大家看一下

1202
00:51:37,866 --> 00:51:40,766
我自己也喜欢的

1203
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,066
等我一下

1204
00:51:42,066 --> 00:51:42,933
等我一下

1205
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,166
不不要问我为什么不动了

1206
00:51:45,266 --> 00:51:46,166
稍等我一下

1207
00:51:47,766 --> 00:51:49,533
不要不要特别

1208
00:51:51,066 --> 00:51:52,366
对没有狂吃

1209
00:51:55,266 --> 00:51:57,299
宁愿没出息

1210
00:51:57,333 --> 00:51:59,266
叫我别离开

1211
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:10,766
为什么不动啊

1212
00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,000
嗯

1213
00:52:20,333 --> 00:52:20,366
啊

1214
00:52:20,366 --> 00:52:24,799
我真心希望所有的坏事老师啊

1215
00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:28,399
可以把自己的这个怎么说呢

1216
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:32,300
把自己的名字取得不要特别的

1217
00:52:37,266 --> 00:52:38,366
回来回来

1218
00:52:38,366 --> 00:52:40,766
之前和停播之前听不得

1219
00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:42,399
现在终于又能听了

1220
00:52:43,366 --> 00:52:45,466
现在终于又能听了是吧

1221
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,766
然后我们还有一个老师啊

1222
00:53:04,533 --> 00:53:06,499
现在听着没感觉

1223
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,166
怎么

1224
00:53:07,166 --> 00:53:10,133
主播成功消解了你心头的PDSD是吧

1225
00:53:10,133 --> 00:53:11,566
应该感谢一下主播

1226
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,466
算了对不起

1227
00:53:17,100 --> 00:53:18,966
小猫智商能不能跟你换换

1228
00:53:18,966 --> 00:53:20,266
你拿不锈钢盆

1229
00:53:20,266 --> 00:53:22,666
小猫智商在小黄车里

1230
00:53:23,100 --> 00:53:27,566
321上链接带走属于你的美颜密娅吧

1231
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,600
他会非常感谢你的

1232
00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:37,800
我应该去把图片更新一下吧

1233
00:53:42,933 --> 00:53:44,199
下播之后去吧

1234
00:53:45,133 --> 00:53:47,399
i'm just a fool for you

1235
00:53:47,766 --> 00:53:50,999
just a fool for you

1236
00:53:52,366 --> 00:53:54,799
i'm just a fool for you

1237
00:54:00,466 --> 00:54:03,566
da da da da da da da da

1238
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:08,900
我怎么找不到呀

1239
00:54:14,766 --> 00:54:16,699
我这张图去哪啊

1240
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:25,933
保存类型为什么是detail

1241
00:54:25,933 --> 00:54:26,933
不对吧

1242
00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:28,566
应该是图片吧

1243
00:54:28,866 --> 00:54:30,699
so if you want me

1244
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,200
why are you tearing me apart

1245
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,900
it's killing me slowly

1246
00:54:35,466 --> 00:54:37,533
watching you hide behind your scars

1247
00:54:37,533 --> 00:54:39,266
not here when i need you

1248
00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:42,066
i've been trying to pull through you

1249
00:54:42,066 --> 00:54:43,099
play with my mind

1250
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:44,133
play with my mind

1251
00:54:44,133 --> 00:54:45,566
play with my mind

1252
00:54:46,266 --> 00:54:48,333
i'm just a fool for you

1253
00:54:48,466 --> 00:54:50,166
i'll play it cool for you

1254
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:50,700
该文件

1255
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:53,400
没有与之关联的应用来执行操作

1256
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:54,533
请安装应用

1257
00:54:54,533 --> 00:54:55,799
若已经安装应用

1258
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:57,400
请在默认应用设置中

1259
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,500
气死我了

1260
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:06,366
你在干嘛

1261
00:55:06,366 --> 00:55:07,666
我想给大家看一下

1262
00:55:07,666 --> 00:55:08,699
就是现在

1263
00:55:09,166 --> 00:55:10,166
现在现在

1264
00:55:10,166 --> 00:55:12,299
想想那个什么

1265
00:55:13,766 --> 00:55:15,299
想用的表情包

1266
00:55:21,366 --> 00:55:22,799
so if you want me

1267
00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,266
算了我们直接那什么吧

1268
00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:39,000
我们我们直接

1269
00:55:39,333 --> 00:55:40,733
i'm just a fool for you

1270
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:42,800
i play it cool for you

1271
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,266
every night feeding me lies

1272
00:55:45,266 --> 00:55:47,299
i turn a blind eye too

1273
00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:49,499
i'm just a fool for you

1274
00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:53,166
i'm just a fool for you

1275
00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,000
i'm just a fool

1276
00:56:02,733 --> 00:56:04,933
你直接手机拍屏算了

1277
00:56:05,666 --> 00:56:06,733
已经开始

1278
00:56:06,733 --> 00:56:08,499
那什么已经开始

1279
00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:11,866
这主播忍让到这种程度了吗

1280
00:56:12,866 --> 00:56:13,699
这个呢

1281
00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:17,066
这个是我现在想想找的老师

1282
00:56:18,266 --> 00:56:19,533
就你们觉得

1283
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:21,866
假设说我们刚才给你们贴

1284
00:56:21,866 --> 00:56:24,999
贴在那个屏幕上面的是300一个的话

1285
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,300
你们觉得这个看起来像多少钱呢

1286
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,966
这个风格怎么样

1287
00:56:40,933 --> 00:56:41,733
要你

1288
00:56:54,966 --> 00:56:58,399
像美丽的气球彩色的泡沫

1289
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:02,033
这世界充满了宇宙爱情的温柔

1290
00:57:02,033 --> 00:57:05,299
可是你不同你真的不懂

1291
00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:08,800
只有你完全符合我做的每个梦

1292
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,533
像按对了按钮

1293
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,900
比较rap哈哈哈

1294
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:18,633
这算是夸还是还是还是骂的

1295
00:57:18,633 --> 00:57:19,433
哎呦

1296
00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:24,033
一时让人拿不清你到底是什么意思呢

1297
00:57:24,366 --> 00:57:25,933
错了又错

1298
00:57:25,933 --> 00:57:31,033
一直到遇见一双眼睛看见心里最角落

1299
00:57:31,166 --> 00:57:36,133
就知道就是你就是我会到最后

1300
00:57:36,700 --> 00:57:40,100
我也一步一步简简单单跟你走

1301
00:57:40,633 --> 00:57:41,733
爱也不必孤单

1302
00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:43,799
寂寞不必追着风

1303
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:47,000
我要一年一年安安静静陪你过

1304
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:49,500
直到变成一首老歌

1305
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,933
变成了传说

1306
00:57:53,766 --> 00:57:56,033
晚上不该吃麻辣香锅

1307
00:57:57,733 --> 00:57:58,533
不行

1308
00:57:58,533 --> 00:57:59,799
再给我一次机会

1309
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:00,966
我还是要吃

1310
00:58:02,133 --> 00:58:03,499
我终于吃到了

1311
00:58:03,966 --> 00:58:05,899
吃起来还不错的麻辣香锅

1312
00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:07,766
这我把这地方

1313
00:58:07,766 --> 00:58:09,599
所有的麻辣香锅都吃完之后

1314
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:11,300
终于找到一家还不错的

1315
00:58:15,633 --> 00:58:17,433
这是值得纪念的一天

1316
00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:22,500
所以不能不能忘记不能忘记的事

1317
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,233
所以这个就是你们会觉得不如

1318
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:30,300
不如上一个好是吗

1319
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:35,533
没有了理由哦爱错了又错

1320
00:58:35,533 --> 00:58:40,599
你知道遇见一双眼睛看见心里最角落

1321
00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:45,933
就知道就是你就是我会到最后

1322
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,800
我要一步一步简简单单跟你走

1323
00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:53,333
再也不必孤单寂寞不必追着风

1324
00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:56,699
我要一年一年安安静静陪你过

1325
00:58:56,766 --> 00:59:00,299
直到变成一首老歌变成了传说

1326
00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:02,766
非你不爱

1327
00:59:04,700 --> 00:59:06,200
啊怎么还有人

1328
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,433
没看到人

1329
00:59:08,333 --> 00:59:09,566
这个这个

1330
00:59:24,133 --> 00:59:27,033
主要好多老师的表情包里图都是我

1331
00:59:27,033 --> 00:59:29,199
感觉都能认出来他是个VF

1332
00:59:29,533 --> 00:59:30,499
这种时候的话

1333
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,200
把人家的图贴在直播间里面

1334
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:33,233
就非常不好

1335
00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:36,633
就要这种头大的

1336
00:59:36,633 --> 00:59:37,733
你真奇怪

1337
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,233
嗯真奇怪

1338
00:59:39,700 --> 00:59:40,766
喜欢大头

1339
00:59:42,166 --> 00:59:42,199
嗯

1340
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:45,333
我要一步一步简简单单跟你走

1341
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,733
再也不必孤单寂寞

1342
00:59:47,733 --> 00:59:49,199
不必追着风

1343
00:59:52,566 --> 00:59:54,366
有点像忧郁那套

1344
00:59:54,766 --> 00:59:58,633
我变成了传说非你勿爱

1345
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,766
这个世界上最受欢迎的v APP表情包

1346
01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:04,566
是哪一套呢

1347
01:00:04,566 --> 01:00:06,233
不要跟我说冬雪莲好吗

1348
01:00:06,566 --> 01:00:07,099
哈哈

1349
01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:09,133
不要跟我说冬雪莲好吗

1350
01:00:09,133 --> 01:00:11,033
这跟表情包设计没啥关系

1351
01:00:11,033 --> 01:00:13,699
主要是他他这个IP的问题啊

1352
01:00:16,966 --> 01:00:19,133
像美丽的气球

1353
01:00:19,300 --> 01:00:21,033
彩色的泡沫

1354
01:00:21,033 --> 01:00:25,033
这世上充满了类似爱情的温柔

1355
01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:28,099
我就是惦记你的草莓包

1356
01:00:31,033 --> 01:00:32,233
原来是我吗

1357
01:00:32,933 --> 01:00:35,233
好吧勉强接受的

1358
01:00:35,233 --> 01:00:36,999
主播你怎么就爱听这些

1359
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:39,600
哄着你哄着你的这种

1360
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:40,733
这种话

1361
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:46,100
AS1.0 AS1.0 这个老师其实我也找到

1362
01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:47,166
但是他不接

1363
01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:50,766
我本来是想要找他画的

1364
01:00:50,766 --> 01:00:53,199
但是他不接我也没办法

1365
01:00:53,633 --> 01:00:57,233
我从2022年年末就想找他画了

1366
01:00:57,233 --> 01:01:00,433
但是他在2022年末开始就是不接稿

1367
01:01:00,433 --> 01:01:01,533
那个状态

1368
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,200
没办法耶

1369
01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:12,833
忘记了姓名的请跟我来

1370
01:01:13,233 --> 01:01:17,033
现在让我们向快乐崇拜

1371
01:01:17,033 --> 01:01:20,533
放下了包袱的请跟我来

1372
01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:24,700
展开去建立一个快乐的时代

1373
01:01:26,033 --> 01:01:28,799
个年代 708090还是y世代

1374
01:01:28,833 --> 01:01:29,833
放开历史课本代

1375
01:01:29,833 --> 01:01:31,499
就算仔细找也会找不到

1376
01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:32,400
背也会背不好

1377
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,566
放松让我来说

1378
01:01:36,633 --> 01:01:39,399
小头确实效果不太好吧

1379
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,500
但是你们没发现

1380
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,400
我这表情包

1381
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,400
就是介于大头跟小头之间吗

1382
01:01:45,833 --> 01:01:47,933
你看你喜欢兔子好吧

1383
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:51,833
我知道我知道你什么意思

1384
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,899
因为我我也会看别人的直

1385
01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:55,900
播间玩你刚刚又在玩笔吗

1386
01:01:55,900 --> 01:01:56,700
你怎么知道

1387
01:01:57,100 --> 01:02:02,500
有什么期待快乐你邀请它一定来

1388
01:02:03,100 --> 01:02:06,900
与其渴望关怀不如一起精彩

1389
01:02:06,900 --> 01:02:08,733
快乐会传染

1390
01:02:08,833 --> 01:02:10,533
请你慷慨come on

1391
01:02:10,633 --> 01:02:14,333
相恋的失恋的请跟我来

1392
01:02:14,566 --> 01:02:18,399
来一边跳一边向快乐崇拜

1393
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,966
开心不开心的都跟我来

1394
01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:25,933
美丽而神圣的时光不等待

1395
01:02:25,933 --> 01:02:27,999
我放年代要喊什么

1396
01:02:28,366 --> 01:02:30,533
懂棍哥的这种神作

1397
01:02:30,733 --> 01:02:34,299
主播现在这个吃辣又喝糖水

1398
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,100
战神的嗓子真不行

1399
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,000
要好好的那什么

1400
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:40,966
好好的斟酌

1401
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:41,833
好好的酝酿

1402
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:44,333
才能唱出混歌的传世神作呢

1403
01:02:44,933 --> 01:02:46,899
我记得你以前掰断过一支笔

1404
01:02:46,900 --> 01:02:47,766
那可不咋的

1405
01:02:47,766 --> 01:02:51,099
哈哈哈被主播掰断的笔可不少啊

1406
01:02:51,600 --> 01:02:52,400
哎呀

1407
01:02:55,566 --> 01:02:56,933
不敢戴手欠了

1408
01:02:56,933 --> 01:02:59,833
今天把这个手势钻都搞掉

1409
01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:04,133
了

1410
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,600
喂

1411
01:03:15,566 --> 01:03:16,366
嗯

1412
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:18,533
我刚才是不是卡了

1413
01:03:21,433 --> 01:03:23,433
有干杯的表情包吗

1414
01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:24,500
你等一下

1415
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:25,433
我看一下

1416
01:03:28,733 --> 01:03:29,533
古

1417
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:55,166
没有欢乐

1418
01:03:55,166 --> 01:03:56,399
你邀请它

1419
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,566
依赖

1420
01:03:58,333 --> 01:04:00,199
与其渴望关怀

1421
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,100
不如一起精彩

1422
01:04:02,133 --> 01:04:03,999
快乐会传染

1423
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:05,200
请你慷慨

1424
01:04:05,233 --> 01:04:06,299
看我心

1425
01:04:07,233 --> 01:04:09,366
失眠的请跟我来

1426
01:04:09,733 --> 01:04:13,633
一边跳一边向快乐崇拜

1427
01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:16,800
开心不开心的都跟我来

1428
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,900
美丽而神奇

1429
01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:20,700
有的话能出现吗

1430
01:04:23,333 --> 01:04:27,199
能出现的话好像也还可以

1431
01:04:31,433 --> 01:04:33,433
什么表情啊

1432
01:04:36,566 --> 01:04:36,933
啊

1433
01:04:36,933 --> 01:04:38,433
怎么又破网了

1434
01:04:38,433 --> 01:04:39,233
天呐

1435
01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:43,033
不行我要我要搞一个这个表情

1436
01:04:43,433 --> 01:04:44,799
等着我要搞一个

1437
01:04:47,433 --> 01:04:48,233
啊

1438
01:04:51,366 --> 01:04:53,133
能啊你不是还有能开香槟的

1439
01:04:53,133 --> 01:04:55,499
我那开香槟是卡bug传上去的

1440
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:56,966
后面不让传了

1441
01:04:58,566 --> 01:04:59,833
我是第一批的时候

1442
01:04:59,833 --> 01:05:01,533
把那个开香槟传上去

1443
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:04,600
现在我都不能把那个开香槟撤下来

1444
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:07,600
我撤下来的话他就弄不上去了

1445
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:12,433
这个表情包我不要不要牙大哟

1446
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:19,000
啊有这个有这个这个这个永远结晶

1447
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:19,966
有的有的

1448
01:05:19,966 --> 01:05:23,199
是当时大家指定的

1449
01:05:23,733 --> 01:05:27,633
还有果实喵指定的和太子指定的表情

1450
01:05:27,633 --> 01:05:29,399
都在那个表格里呢

1451
01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:33,966
啊行

1452
01:05:35,633 --> 01:05:38,333
啊你们想不想要小猫的表情啊

1453
01:05:38,733 --> 01:05:40,399
来来出来出来来来

1454
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,333
哎哎哎来来来来

1455
01:05:42,833 --> 01:05:44,433
不是你啊

1456
01:05:44,733 --> 01:05:46,733
你们想不想要小猫的表情啊

1457
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,966
他的他的

1458
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,100
小动物的表情

1459
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,200
现在总共有几个桃园

1460
01:06:12,766 --> 01:06:14,233
反正我要约40

1461
01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:17,833
反正我要约40个

1462
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,166
不用问肠胃的

1463
01:06:19,166 --> 01:06:21,899
有好的都都都都弄来就行

1464
01:06:22,233 --> 01:06:24,833
我已经自己凑够了20多个了

1465
01:06:34,966 --> 01:06:37,333
不要这个踩人的脚控滚

1466
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,100
这不是按笔

1467
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:50,533
这是鼠标

1468
01:06:53,133 --> 01:06:56,199
哎别的v鼠标都没有声音的吗

1469
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:01,300
给别人的鼠标都没送的吗

1470
01:07:10,933 --> 01:07:12,599
我在怀疑我自己

1471
01:07:28,766 --> 01:07:30,133
20个主页还有8个

1472
01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:31,199
都有都有都有

1473
01:07:31,933 --> 01:07:34,233
听到声音就是在禁言了

1474
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,033
我的直播也不是

1475
01:07:36,833 --> 01:07:38,166
我的直播也不是

1476
01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:39,799
没有任何操作的吧

1477
01:07:41,366 --> 01:07:43,099
偶尔还是有点的吧

1478
01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:44,933
有个问题

1479
01:07:44,933 --> 01:07:46,233
我手机哪去了

1480
01:07:46,733 --> 01:07:49,733
记得那一秒

1481
01:07:55,400 --> 01:07:57,333
选这种声音特别大的鼠标

1482
01:07:57,333 --> 01:07:58,499
我知道了

1483
01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:01,533
下辈子会注意的啦

1484
01:08:02,566 --> 01:08:04,033
下辈子会注意的

1485
01:08:06,633 --> 01:08:09,499
肥猫你的信用卡被盗刷了一朵74刀

1486
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:10,966
你是国内注册的信用卡

1487
01:08:10,966 --> 01:08:13,699
还是国外注册的信用卡呀

1488
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,800
能不能赶快去赶快去挂失啊

1489
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:20,100
不要重蹈主播的覆辙好吗

1490
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,766
拯救每一个信用卡盗刷我们

1491
01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:24,199
我们人人有责

1492
01:08:26,133 --> 01:08:26,966
中午好

1493
01:08:28,166 --> 01:08:30,633
那你人在国内的话应该没问题吧

1494
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,000
应该应该可以找回吧

1495
01:08:33,733 --> 01:08:38,766
直接去最近的那个银行ATM机刷一下

1496
01:08:38,833 --> 01:08:41,166
证明自己卡在本人手上

1497
01:08:41,533 --> 01:08:44,033
然后锁定一下他

1498
01:08:44,766 --> 01:08:47,966
之后你就跟他打电话说

1499
01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:49,600
如果你不给我处理这件事

1500
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:50,366
不给我追回

1501
01:08:50,366 --> 01:08:51,999
我就要投诉到银监会

1502
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:52,933
就威胁他

1503
01:08:53,100 --> 01:08:55,033
好吧威胁他

1504
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,400
啊

1505
01:08:58,166 --> 01:09:01,933
之前我朋友被骗了18,000 咋搞的

1506
01:09:05,133 --> 01:09:07,499
说起来上次因为我被盗刷

1507
01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:10,233
不是接触了好多那个什么吗

1508
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:13,033
接触了好多这个相关的事情

1509
01:09:13,533 --> 01:09:16,566
我发现我之前说的我有一个

1510
01:09:17,566 --> 01:09:20,166
我有一个以前的室友

1511
01:09:21,633 --> 01:09:24,133
他觉得有人在监视他

1512
01:09:24,133 --> 01:09:26,166
然后有人在跟踪他

1513
01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:26,733
那段时间

1514
01:09:26,733 --> 01:09:29,633
他正好不是跟他的前男友分手吗

1515
01:09:29,633 --> 01:09:32,533
然后他觉得前男友在跟踪他监视他

1516
01:09:32,533 --> 01:09:35,033
觉得自己的每一个言行举止

1517
01:09:35,033 --> 01:09:37,833
都暴露在不知道什么人的眼里面

1518
01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:39,366
就会这么想

1519
01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:44,766
后面还有很长一段时间

1520
01:09:44,766 --> 01:09:47,699
经常做出一些把微信名全部改掉

1521
01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:49,900
改的像一个全新的账号一样

1522
01:09:49,933 --> 01:09:52,233
然后把语言切换成什么法语

1523
01:09:52,233 --> 01:09:54,366
或者是繁体字啊

1524
01:09:54,366 --> 01:09:56,566
之类的不是有个这样的事情吗

1525
01:09:56,566 --> 01:09:58,699
然后他妈妈还联系了我

1526
01:09:58,700 --> 01:10:00,500
和另一个以前的室友

1527
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:03,700
说能不能去帮忙看一看

1528
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,100
他现在在什么地方

1529
01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:07,133
因为已经很久没有跟家里联系了

1530
01:10:07,133 --> 01:10:08,099
家里给他打电话

1531
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:08,766
然后也都

1532
01:10:08,766 --> 01:10:09,733
挂断之类

1533
01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:11,900
我现在有点怀疑他这个

1534
01:10:13,333 --> 01:10:15,366
不是被前男友威胁了之类

1535
01:10:15,366 --> 01:10:18,166
他这个可能也是电信诈骗的一种吧

1536
01:10:20,933 --> 01:10:21,366
我很怀疑

1537
01:10:21,366 --> 01:10:23,633
这个是不是也是电信诈骗的一种啊

1538
01:10:23,633 --> 01:10:27,099
因为我之前看到有那种呃骗局

1539
01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:30,966
就是冒充国内的这个警哥啊

1540
01:10:30,966 --> 01:10:33,633
或者是某部门之类的

1541
01:10:33,633 --> 01:10:36,433
跟你说你涉嫌什么海外走私

1542
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,400
涉嫌巨额逃税

1543
01:10:38,633 --> 01:10:41,433
或者是涉嫌大额不明出账之类的

1544
01:10:41,433 --> 01:10:43,533
我们需要监控你的一举一动

1545
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,133
你要24小时都给我们打视频电话

1546
01:10:46,133 --> 01:10:47,299
还什么什么之类

1547
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:48,700
我就在怀疑

1548
01:10:48,700 --> 01:10:51,200
是不是他那段时间也在经历这种

1549
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:52,000
这种

1550
01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:54,133
这种

1551
01:10:54,733 --> 01:10:56,733
嗯怎么说呢

1552
01:10:56,733 --> 01:10:59,633
比较高级的电信诈骗是吧

1553
01:10:59,833 --> 01:11:01,833
如果不是几个月以前盗刷的

1554
01:11:01,833 --> 01:11:03,533
就一个月以内的话

1555
01:11:03,533 --> 01:11:05,133
一般来说你要去试一试

1556
01:11:05,133 --> 01:11:08,599
可能还是有概率找回的

1557
01:11:10,366 --> 01:11:13,133
i can't hold it anymore

1558
01:11:14,633 --> 01:11:17,499
i can take a second more

1559
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:23,100
i've been waiting for you baby come on now

1560
01:11:23,100 --> 01:11:26,566
let's get down to the dance floor

1561
01:11:46,966 --> 01:11:47,766
哈哈哈

1562
01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:04,333
想要我怀里的小猫

1563
01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:05,299
你说这个吗

1564
01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:06,966
说这个吗

1565
01:12:08,233 --> 01:12:10,299
等我们什么时候10万粉的时候再说吧

1566
01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:11,433
开一个毛绒团

1567
01:12:11,433 --> 01:12:14,033
主播能能能阳痿半年

1568
01:12:14,100 --> 01:12:15,966
哈哈哈

1569
01:12:16,033 --> 01:12:17,699
开一个毛绒玩具团

1570
01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:19,433
主播能阳痿半年

1571
01:12:19,700 --> 01:12:22,433
哎呀等我们什么时候10万粉再说吧

1572
01:12:22,433 --> 01:12:23,233
好吧

1573
01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:26,200
现在上总办可以不

1574
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:26,700
但可以

1575
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:29,400
现在上总办还可以再给你做一个大的

1576
01:12:33,700 --> 01:12:35,133
小猫多少钱一斤

1577
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:41,033
呃小猫这个200多块四斤吧

1578
01:12:41,633 --> 01:12:43,233
我们那个棉花娃娃

1579
01:12:43,233 --> 01:12:44,333
把衣服全穿上

1580
01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:47,366
应该有个三四斤的样子啊

1581
01:12:47,366 --> 01:12:49,733
对啊这快递费还有问题呢

1582
01:12:49,733 --> 01:12:50,166
天呐

1583
01:12:50,166 --> 01:12:54,566
我从厂家寄娃娃寄到转运的地方

1584
01:12:54,566 --> 01:12:56,733
然后那个娃娃体积有巨大

1585
01:12:56,733 --> 01:12:57,999
40厘米高

1586
01:12:58,800 --> 01:12:59,900
20多厘米宽

1587
01:12:59,900 --> 01:13:01,900
还要塞一套衣服啊

1588
01:13:01,933 --> 01:13:02,766
啊

1589
01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:17,233
这里有一个小女孩轻轻地碎掉了

1590
01:13:18,966 --> 01:13:19,799
啊

1591
01:13:22,033 --> 01:13:23,033
啊

1592
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:29,000
不要啊鸭蛋有鸭蛋有

1593
01:13:31,133 --> 01:13:31,933
啊

1594
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,133
有个小女孩轻轻的死了

1595
01:13:36,133 --> 01:13:37,966
尸体重重的

1596
01:13:44,233 --> 01:13:47,733
肥包太重可不是一件好事啊

1597
01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:49,966
我要狠狠的加钱

1598
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:54,100
昨天给我整急眼了

1599
01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:59,000
看到别人好几千团的那种小圆圆

1600
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:02,033
神的40厘米夫妇看着看着急眼了

1601
01:14:02,033 --> 01:14:03,299
我买了一个

1602
01:14:03,433 --> 01:14:05,766
真烦人我这个量这么少

1603
01:14:05,766 --> 01:14:07,166
他不给我做的快

1604
01:14:07,166 --> 01:14:10,033
我做了半年还没做出来讨厌

1605
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,100
讨厌

1606
01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:16,000
买一个别的IP的图图狠狠的蹂躏一下

1607
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:17,400
哼

1608
01:14:17,900 --> 01:14:20,100
主播的死青鱼鸿毛

1609
01:14:20,100 --> 01:14:22,533
我巴不得我的死青鱼鸿毛啊

1610
01:14:22,533 --> 01:14:24,733
青鱼鸿毛就不要邮费啦

1611
01:14:24,733 --> 01:14:25,799
重于泰山

1612
01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:28,700
把我尸体邮回家还有几万块

1613
01:14:29,166 --> 01:14:30,766
那不就完蛋了吗

1614
01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:34,133
至于鸿毛的话

1615
01:14:34,133 --> 01:14:36,899
魂归故里要的钱还少一些

1616
01:14:40,733 --> 01:14:42,166
谢谢你的祝福

1617
01:14:48,100 --> 01:14:49,966
不要跟主播提轻重的事

1618
01:14:49,966 --> 01:14:51,166
提完轻重的事

1619
01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:55,133
主播眼睛就会看不见你面前

1620
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:57,233
前途一片黑暗啊

1621
01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:00,833
动物制品过不了海关

1622
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:06,800
吧

1623
01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:10,133
好吧

1624
01:15:12,966 --> 01:15:14,533
尸体能过海关吗

1625
01:15:14,533 --> 01:15:15,599
应该不行吧

1626
01:15:16,200 --> 01:15:18,966
但是我我过海关的时候就过出来了

1627
01:15:18,966 --> 01:15:20,999
海关没看出来我的尸体哎

1628
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:22,733
他问我你去哪里

1629
01:15:22,733 --> 01:15:24,433
我就如实回答了

1630
01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:25,933
他问我你去做什么

1631
01:15:25,933 --> 01:15:27,099
我说去上学

1632
01:15:27,100 --> 01:15:28,166
他就放我过去了

1633
01:15:28,166 --> 01:15:28,899
他没看出来

1634
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:31,300
我其实是一具行走在人间的尸体

1635
01:15:33,733 --> 01:15:34,533
哎

1636
01:15:34,966 --> 01:15:38,566
看来这个海关不可以过尸体的规则

1637
01:15:38,566 --> 01:15:41,633
还是蛮怎么说蛮宽松的

1638
01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:43,366
毕竟都没拦下来我呢

1639
01:15:43,733 --> 01:15:45,099
大家也可以去试

1640
01:15:47,933 --> 01:15:49,299
试是人在说话

1641
01:15:49,333 --> 01:15:50,299
可不咋的

1642
01:15:50,533 --> 01:15:51,233
不但说话

1643
01:15:51,233 --> 01:15:53,099
还趴在你床头说话呢

1644
01:15:53,433 --> 01:15:55,433
半夜倒掉在你床头说话

1645
01:15:57,433 --> 01:15:59,433
小燕你先活过来一下吧

1646
01:15:59,433 --> 01:16:01,033
邮费结了再睡

1647
01:16:01,033 --> 01:16:01,833
别吧

1648
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:03,933
主播就算要是

1649
01:16:03,933 --> 01:16:07,233
肯定也会把欠债欠的钱啊

1650
01:16:07,233 --> 01:16:09,633
或者是欠的邮费全部结光的

1651
01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:12,399
那也太没品了吧

1652
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:14,366
我看他们有想逃单的

1653
01:16:14,366 --> 01:16:16,599
预约了之后不补款

1654
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:21,000
卖家催了半天之后说发一个补告啊

1655
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:21,833
不好意思啊

1656
01:16:21,833 --> 01:16:24,433
我们家这个冰碟殇雪泪

1657
01:16:24,433 --> 01:16:26,566
呃点幻影雅梦

1658
01:16:26,933 --> 01:16:31,199
已经于三日前这个意外坠楼啊

1659
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:34,733
他的爸爸妈妈哥哥姐姐都非常伤心啊

1660
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:35,200
然后

1661
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:38,500
希望各位在网络上认识的亲朋好友

1662
01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:39,833
赶快把他忘记吧

1663
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,433
然后把他微信删掉

1664
01:16:42,433 --> 01:16:43,799
哈哈哈哎

1665
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,433
为了讨个几十块钱几百块钱

1666
01:16:46,433 --> 01:16:49,333
恨不得把自己说死的给自己编编

1667
01:16:49,333 --> 01:16:51,366
那个补告的到底是怎么想

1668
01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:55,366
主播欠你的80万什么时候结一下

1669
01:16:55,366 --> 01:16:56,599
主播是死了

1670
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:57,700
不是傻逼

1671
01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:00,733
好吧主播是有点笨

1672
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:03,366
但主播不是傻逼

1673
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:10,033
主要就不值得呀

1674
01:17:10,133 --> 01:17:11,299
不值得呀

1675
01:17:12,533 --> 01:17:14,366
主播不是什么高尚的人啊

1676
01:17:14,366 --> 01:17:16,199
假设说主播发一个补告

1677
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:19,533
可以让主播兜里面多个100万200万的

1678
01:17:19,533 --> 01:17:21,333
那主播发也就发了吧

1679
01:17:21,766 --> 01:17:22,833
死得其所

1680
01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:27,233
几十块钱几百块钱真没必要吧

1681
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,566
而且太败人品了

1682
01:17:29,566 --> 01:17:32,566
这个东西价格不到位呀

1683
01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:35,033
回去练练再来吧

1684
01:17:41,933 --> 01:17:44,333
主播真的欠80万就跑了

1685
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:48,366
主播应该不会欠80万的

1686
01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:50,533
因为

1687
01:17:50,533 --> 01:17:54,799
主播确实没有什么管人借钱的习惯

1688
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,700
我就觉得很多时候

1689
01:17:56,700 --> 01:18:01,700
借钱比较拿人手短吧

1690
01:18:02,233 --> 01:18:04,733
而且我也很不好意思开口

1691
01:18:06,933 --> 01:18:11,933
除非是因为一些因为一些意外情况

1692
01:18:11,933 --> 01:18:14,633
然后不得不在客观事实上

1693
01:18:14,633 --> 01:18:17,299
造成我欠别人钱的这个局面

1694
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:21,633
否则我是不会主动去找人借钱的

1695
01:18:22,433 --> 01:18:25,999
然后很有可能别人找我借钱我是会借

1696
01:18:26,533 --> 01:18:28,433
但是我借出去的时候

1697
01:18:28,966 --> 01:18:30,233
我可能就不太指望

1698
01:18:30,233 --> 01:18:32,166
这个钱能被还出来了

1699
01:18:33,833 --> 01:18:36,933
而且我也很不好意思去总是催人家

1700
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:38,133
就主播

1701
01:18:38,133 --> 01:18:40,899
曾经在主播营销还比较好的时候

1702
01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:43,133
主播的朋友就有困难嘛

1703
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:45,800
呃也是蛮多朋友的

1704
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,500
就可能三四个主播有朋友有困难

1705
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,700
主播加起来就一共借出去了5万多块

1706
01:18:52,533 --> 01:18:53,599
一直到现在

1707
01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:55,033
呃就一年多吧

1708
01:18:55,033 --> 01:18:56,899
两两年来过去了

1709
01:18:57,533 --> 01:19:01,366
加起来可能也就都不说利息的问题吧

1710
01:19:01,366 --> 01:19:04,133
本金可能也就还了我1万多一点

1711
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,800
我也不好意思总是催人家

1712
01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:10,933
催着催着反而好像我我成什么人一样

1713
01:19:12,566 --> 01:19:14,966
主播刚才说的话有一股汉服来味

1714
01:19:15,133 --> 01:19:15,533
真的吗

1715
01:19:15,533 --> 01:19:18,499
哈哈哈哈

1716
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:19,300
真的吗

1717
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:22,100
你可以反思他们是不是朋友了

1718
01:19:23,533 --> 01:19:25,633
就以我的道德观来说

1719
01:19:25,633 --> 01:19:26,799
我是我是

1720
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:27,833
无论什么人

1721
01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:31,499
我是不太就是想找朋友借钱了

1722
01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:32,333
因为我觉得

1723
01:19:32,333 --> 01:19:33,799
可能每个人都是

1724
01:19:34,133 --> 01:19:36,633
都都能得到家里面的支持吧

1725
01:19:36,633 --> 01:19:39,899
我默认了每个人在有事情的时候

1726
01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:43,766
第一想办法的都应该是自己的家人

1727
01:19:43,766 --> 01:19:45,133
就自己的爸爸妈妈

1728
01:19:45,133 --> 01:19:47,599
或者自己的兄弟姐妹啊之类的

1729
01:19:47,733 --> 01:19:50,599
如果说借钱能借到朋友这边的

1730
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:51,166
话可能

1731
01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:54,799
实际上就是一个还不上的状态了啊

1732
01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:56,733
因为一些客观的事实

1733
01:19:56,733 --> 01:19:58,833
造成了什么什么的结果

1734
01:19:58,833 --> 01:20:00,366
这不是故意想要

1735
01:20:00,533 --> 01:20:04,133
想要撇清一下自己主观上借钱的职责

1736
01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:06,766
而引导向客观的这个结果吗

1737
01:20:06,766 --> 01:20:09,799
是吧不过确实我之前有看过

1738
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,400
被人家推荐了这个那个片

1739
01:20:13,766 --> 01:20:15,133
当时主播直播的

1740
01:20:15,133 --> 01:20:18,566
这台电脑刚刚刚刚服役啊

1741
01:20:18,566 --> 01:20:20,433
我在飞机上面看的

1742
01:20:20,433 --> 01:20:22,299
那个是手相啊

1743
01:20:22,966 --> 01:20:25,599
我就觉得怎么有人这么会说废话呀

1744
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:27,966
不过那个片现在想想还是蛮好看

1745
01:20:29,766 --> 01:20:31,933
我都是一直假装自己没钱

1746
01:20:31,933 --> 01:20:33,899
偶尔还会跟对方借点钱增加伪装

1747
01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:34,766
没办法呀

1748
01:20:34,766 --> 01:20:36,566
就是我我的那些朋友

1749
01:20:36,566 --> 01:20:38,099
他们也都知道主播在当兵

1750
01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:39,833
主播的营收水平什么样

1751
01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:42,433
稍微查一查也也都知道了吗

1752
01:20:43,133 --> 01:20:44,799
这个也没办法讲的

1753
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:45,800
你就不一样

1754
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:46,900
你是真的没钱

1755
01:20:46,900 --> 01:20:49,033
帝老师可别说笑了

1756
01:20:49,033 --> 01:20:52,999
帝老师看看你44级的荣耀等级

1757
01:20:53,933 --> 01:20:55,366
你可别说笑啊

1758
01:20:55,900 --> 01:20:56,700
哎呦

1759
01:20:59,000 --> 01:21:00,200
爸我也想当女朋友

1760
01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:02,533
完了小酷以后有困难找主播

1761
01:21:02,533 --> 01:21:04,766
主播主播也会借钱的吧

1762
01:21:05,633 --> 01:21:11,299
主播就是这种可能虽然总是受挫

1763
01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:14,799
总是得不到一个好的反馈

1764
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,600
但是仍然还会在

1765
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,400
不知道坚持些什么东西的

1766
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,566
这种人啊

1767
01:21:19,933 --> 01:21:20,733
呃

1768
01:21:21,300 --> 01:21:22,366
我就不一样了

1769
01:21:22,366 --> 01:21:23,899
我是真的没钱

1770
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:26,233
没有了大家

1771
01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:30,299
能给主播上线的那家惩罚

1772
01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:30,966
大部分

1773
01:21:30,966 --> 01:21:33,833
其实都比主播的生活状态要好的多

1774
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:36,566
大家不会吃个麻辣香锅

1775
01:21:36,733 --> 01:21:38,799
然后就开心三五天吧

1776
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:40,966
主播现在就是这样的一个状态

1777
01:21:41,766 --> 01:21:42,433
借你2万

1778
01:21:42,433 --> 01:21:43,733
你想换IP15了

1779
01:21:43,733 --> 01:21:45,633
你就滚蛋吧一共7

1780
01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:50,333
多少级人能找主播借钱

1781
01:21:51,033 --> 01:21:54,099
呃要看你给主播

1782
01:21:54,233 --> 01:21:56,833
你给主播打了多少钱

1783
01:21:56,833 --> 01:22:00,366
一级你看主播看了多久呃

1784
01:22:01,800 --> 01:22:02,966
这个这个没个

1785
01:22:02,966 --> 01:22:03,966
准准头的

1786
01:22:03,966 --> 01:22:06,166
而且还要看你借钱是什么理由

1787
01:22:07,333 --> 01:22:09,733
哪怕是32级人啊

1788
01:22:09,733 --> 01:22:10,799
找主播借钱啊

1789
01:22:10,800 --> 01:22:12,900
主播借200我给美女上船

1790
01:22:12,900 --> 01:22:14,900
那我也是分泌不见的

1791
01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,966
那假如说是22级人

1792
01:22:16,966 --> 01:22:20,199
忽然就是就是不好意思啊

1793
01:22:20,200 --> 01:22:21,733
主播不是重大家的意思

1794
01:22:21,733 --> 01:22:23,099
生了什么重病之类

1795
01:22:23,100 --> 01:22:24,533
那主播尽量要收拾收拾

1796
01:22:24,533 --> 01:22:27,099
把把把他打的钱还给他

1797
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:29,233
也就也都差不多了

1798
01:22:29,233 --> 01:22:32,566
因为再多的帮助主播比较渺小

1799
01:22:32,566 --> 01:22:33,733
也没有办法给到

1800
01:22:33,733 --> 01:22:36,299
只能说一个心意上的情况

1801
01:22:39,333 --> 01:22:41,166
主播你想吃KFC了

1802
01:22:41,233 --> 01:22:42,533
这种这种这种

1803
01:22:42,533 --> 01:22:43,999
想吃想过嘴瘾啊

1804
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,500
想吃零食啊

1805
01:22:45,633 --> 01:22:47,366
呃想找女朋友啊

1806
01:22:47,366 --> 01:22:48,533
想换手机啊

1807
01:22:48,533 --> 01:22:51,366
这这这都别别那什么了吧好吧

1808
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,200
烟烟袋不是烟袋

1809
01:22:57,333 --> 01:22:59,766
贷款是要有利息的都

1810
01:22:59,766 --> 01:23:02,366
目前都没有什么人给过我利息

1811
01:23:05,833 --> 01:23:09,033
你得了必须给别的女人上贱的重病

1812
01:23:09,100 --> 01:23:10,000
赶紧滚吧

1813
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,733
我不承认你是咽炎人

1814
01:23:11,766 --> 01:23:13,399
有你在咽咽人群体里

1815
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:15,400
简直就是给咽咽人抹黑

1816
01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:16,966
哎

1817
01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:19,133
其他的艺人小朋友

1818
01:23:19,133 --> 01:23:22,399
千万不要这样乱鼓的被人家学习啊

1819
01:23:34,366 --> 01:23:34,933
听到没

1820
01:23:34,933 --> 01:23:39,133
这首歌就是给你的这首歌就是给你的

1821
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:55,300
等一下我们要收拾收拾下播了

1822
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:05,733
主播发现主播一连播

1823
01:24:05,733 --> 01:24:08,499
主播这个营收数据就差的不行

1824
01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,200
见长数据也差的不行

1825
01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:11,600
主播要是隔一天就播

1826
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:14,900
然后每天就感觉都都还完了

1827
01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:15,700
6万的

1828
01:24:15,700 --> 01:24:17,200
6万观众的

1829
01:24:17,233 --> 01:24:18,133
6万粉的

1830
01:24:18,566 --> 01:24:19,433
没希望的

1831
01:24:19,833 --> 01:24:20,733
为什么呢

1832
01:24:20,733 --> 01:24:20,999
没希望的

1833
01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:21,800
对啊

1834
01:24:22,333 --> 01:24:23,133
现

1835
01:24:25,833 --> 01:24:27,099
在很快的

1836
01:24:27,100 --> 01:24:28,166
现在可快了

1837
01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:30,133
希望好大

1838
01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:33,133
很大吗 6万的你

1839
01:24:33,133 --> 01:24:33,933
6万太重的我

1840
01:24:33,933 --> 01:24:34,933
什么希望啊

1841
01:24:35,100 --> 01:24:37,500
6万粉的我忘记关声音了

1842
01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:41,000
对不起对不起对不起对不起

1843
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:41,833
你怎么知道

1844
01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:43,933
我又在手里面拿着点东西玩

1845
01:24:44,033 --> 01:24:45,633
又忘记这件事了

1846
01:24:46,366 --> 01:24:47,366
思密8千

1847
01:25:01,400 --> 01:25:03,166
你说抽小蛋糕

1848
01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:05,033
你的蛋糕呢

1849
01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:08,133
你怎么是这个呀

1850
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:08,966
哎呀算了

1851
01:25:08,966 --> 01:25:09,899
这个好看

1852
01:25:09,900 --> 01:25:11,433
行吧安慰一下自己

1853
01:25:11,966 --> 01:25:14,199
这个属于喵丽的仙女月呢

1854
01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:15,333
感谢支持

1855
01:25:28,633 --> 01:25:32,233
da da da da da

1856
01:25:35,566 --> 01:25:42,799
巴拉塔卡suki die suki

1857
01:25:44,966 --> 01:25:49,999
suki

1858
01:25:55,333 --> 01:25:56,133
di

1859
01:25:57,733 --> 01:25:58,999
上次是谁让我

1860
01:25:59,500 --> 01:26:02,533
谁让我谁让我唱这首歌来着

1861
01:26:02,900 --> 01:26:03,900
我还说我不会

1862
01:26:03,900 --> 01:26:05,000
我居然真会

1863
01:26:06,433 --> 01:26:09,099
这属于喵丽的小蛋糕啊

1864
01:26:10,700 --> 01:26:11,700
怎么有人抽了

1865
01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:14,100
10块钱的盒子变成3块钱啊

1866
01:26:16,433 --> 01:26:17,599
有点幽默了

1867
01:26:19,300 --> 01:26:19,800
啊哈

1868
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,200
不要电影票

1869
01:26:21,966 --> 01:26:23,733
别这么幽默好吗

1870
01:26:26,100 --> 01:26:27,633
我会伤心的

1871
01:26:28,533 --> 01:26:30,733
我会伤心的那

1872
01:26:36,933 --> 01:26:40,599
是网友小酷的心动盲盒的神奇金杯

1873
01:26:40,833 --> 01:26:44,833
亲亲感谢您赠送的神奇金杯啊

1874
01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:46,733
我是你的杯中精灵

1875
01:26:47,566 --> 01:26:50,333
请问有什么想要询问于我的事情吗

1876
01:26:51,766 --> 01:26:53,099
电影票是什么

1877
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:56,433
电影票是心动盲盒的底角

1878
01:26:57,133 --> 01:27:00,899
一亏亏14块的神奇礼物呢

1879
01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:02,700
这个世界上

1880
01:27:02,766 --> 01:27:06,366
有一种收益率很很高的投资啊

1881
01:27:06,366 --> 01:27:08,933
一亏能亏14块啊

1882
01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:10,566
一赚能赚

1883
01:27:10,733 --> 01:27:14,799
能赚一般来说能赚一块钱啊

1884
01:27:18,033 --> 01:27:19,233
我是美呀咪呀

1885
01:27:19,233 --> 01:27:22,233
上一次我跟叔叔签下了不平等条约

1886
01:27:22,233 --> 01:27:25,933
要收集100张星斗盲盒的电影票

1887
01:27:25,933 --> 01:27:27,333
才能重获自由

1888
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:30,500
这一次我必将重振旗国

1889
01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:37,799
看看现在带小灯泡了哦

1890
01:27:39,533 --> 01:27:41,433
哦小灯泡绵绵

1891
01:27:41,500 --> 01:27:44,933
必将收集100个小灯泡来完成自己的

1892
01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:49,766
啊谢谢秋秋的神奇金杯

1893
01:27:49,766 --> 01:27:52,133
谢谢潇湘与空吟的情书啊

1894
01:27:52,133 --> 01:27:52,899
感谢支持

1895
01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:55,233
感觉不如璀璨钻石确实

1896
01:27:56,633 --> 01:27:58,433
踢啦踢啦啊

1897
01:27:58,433 --> 01:28:00,933
主播不应该有这么大的情绪波动

1898
01:28:01,433 --> 01:28:02,366
确实啊

1899
01:28:04,300 --> 01:28:05,800
肥猫不喜欢钻石

1900
01:28:06,533 --> 01:28:09,699
在这个版本不应该再喜欢钻石了

1901
01:28:10,166 --> 01:28:14,799
这种还不如把钱投进a股的东西

1902
01:28:19,166 --> 01:28:22,533
现在好像真没人说结婚要买钻了

1903
01:28:22,533 --> 01:28:24,533
好像都是在买黄金的

1904
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:26,633
大家都挺追涨的

1905
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:31,833
我对于黄金的印象还停留在一克380

1906
01:28:31,933 --> 01:28:34,799
或者一克410左右的情况

1907
01:28:41,966 --> 01:28:44,733
等闲变却故人心

1908
01:28:44,733 --> 01:28:46,966
却道故人心易变

1909
01:28:47,100 --> 01:28:50,166
故人之心从来都不在钻石

1910
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,966
故人之心在财宝

1911
01:28:52,700 --> 01:28:54,433
主播从出道的那一天起

1912
01:28:54,433 --> 01:28:56,166
就说主播确实不喜欢

1913
01:28:56,166 --> 01:28:57,033
钻石

1914
01:28:57,933 --> 01:29:01,499
虽然主播一视同仁的喜欢各种各样的

1915
01:29:02,733 --> 01:29:06,899
从天然石到半宝石到彩色宝石啊

1916
01:29:06,900 --> 01:29:10,800
到这个彩宝头头啊

1917
01:29:11,333 --> 01:29:13,733
红蓝宝啊什么之类的

1918
01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:15,400
主播都喜欢啊

1919
01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:20,133
但是唯独考虑性价比和价格的话

1920
01:29:20,133 --> 01:29:22,133
最不太喜欢的就是钻石

1921
01:29:22,766 --> 01:29:23,833
你这600了

1922
01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:24,499
真的假的

1923
01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:24,933
你买的

1924
01:29:24,933 --> 01:29:29,799
不会是金店一口价的那种金首饰吧

1925
01:29:30,766 --> 01:29:32,166
啊一口价金首饰

1926
01:29:32,166 --> 01:29:33,399
真坑啊

1927
01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:36,700
我在买那个呼呼的金铃铛的时候

1928
01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:39,400
我当时想找那个牌子吗

1929
01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:41,533
想找一个牌子好看一点的

1930
01:29:42,633 --> 01:29:45,033
什么周大福啊什么之类的

1931
01:29:50,100 --> 01:29:51,433
本来想买个那种的

1932
01:29:51,433 --> 01:29:53,333
结果我一看人家卖这种

1933
01:29:53,333 --> 01:29:54,999
小店全是一口价

1934
01:29:55,166 --> 01:29:56,199
一克出头的

1935
01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:59,533
1.11.2克的金子要个1,2001,300

1936
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,933
我神经病我才买这种啊

1937
01:30:04,633 --> 01:30:06,499
那也太贵了不是

1938
01:30:06,533 --> 01:30:07,566
你就一个领导

1939
01:30:07,566 --> 01:30:10,566
你能有你能有多少工本费啊

1940
01:30:10,566 --> 01:30:12,699
你工费都已经收到1:1

1941
01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:15,033
跟金价1:1的程度了

1942
01:30:15,533 --> 01:30:18,499
这个一口价的金子就是个骗局

1943
01:30:19,200 --> 01:30:22,200
幸好在网上还能问一下到底是多少克

1944
01:30:22,200 --> 01:30:23,566
万一要在实体店

1945
01:30:23,766 --> 01:30:26,799
人家柜姐不给你看到底是多重的

1946
01:30:27,533 --> 01:30:29,433
你拿回家一看不就傻了

1947
01:30:35,933 --> 01:30:37,633
买水晶盆好看

1948
01:30:38,766 --> 01:30:40,166
要追求格调的话

1949
01:30:40,166 --> 01:30:41,399
其实不能买水晶

1950
01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:45,000
水晶水晶实在有点有点太没格调了

1951
01:30:47,033 --> 01:30:48,933
不管是他看起来

1952
01:30:48,933 --> 01:30:51,833
就是他的切了之后的火彩啊

1953
01:30:51,833 --> 01:30:55,566
或者说是他的天然石

1954
01:30:55,566 --> 01:30:59,633
就那种蛋面时候的质感呐啊之类的

1955
01:30:59,633 --> 01:31:02,299
或者说它的某些颜色之类的

1956
01:31:02,366 --> 01:31:04,099
都太没质感了

1957
01:31:04,100 --> 01:31:06,166
它的硬度也挺没质感的

1958
01:31:06,166 --> 01:31:08,299
就整体都没什么格调

1959
01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:10,933
除了水晶之外

1960
01:31:12,533 --> 01:31:14,699
稍微比水晶好一点点的那种

1961
01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:17,200
就都会在格调上好很多

1962
01:31:21,166 --> 01:31:22,566
什么时候能晚上直播

1963
01:31:22,566 --> 01:31:23,699
什么时候能早起

1964
01:31:23,700 --> 01:31:25,400
什么时候就晚上直播班

1965
01:31:26,733 --> 01:31:27,833
你看你都喜欢

1966
01:31:27,833 --> 01:31:30,366
熬夜不喜欢上早班

1967
01:31:30,433 --> 01:31:32,499
那主播肯定也是这样的呀

1968
01:31:33,933 --> 01:31:35,966
那主播肯定也这样的呀

1969
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:42,700
要不然我们打70件保卫战

1970
01:31:42,700 --> 01:31:45,800
然后每每每比70件多5个舰长

1971
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:47,833
我们就早播一天吧

1972
01:31:48,133 --> 01:31:48,933
怎么样

1973
01:31:55,100 --> 01:31:57,533
戴黄金感觉有点显老

1974
01:31:58,100 --> 01:32:00,200
你说什么时候回来直播

1975
01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:07,400
啊

1976
01:32:07,733 --> 01:32:09,499
我这不就在直播吗

1977
01:32:10,333 --> 01:32:11,999
你你再透过我看谁

1978
01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:14,699
一个舰长走过一天

1979
01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:17,366
哪有这么砍价的

1980
01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:21,166
明明是5个舰长走过一天呢

1981
01:32:21,533 --> 01:32:22,333
哼

1982
01:32:27,500 --> 01:32:28,633
主播找的瑞瑞

1983
01:32:28,633 --> 01:32:30,333
你才找的瑞瑞呢

1984
01:32:33,900 --> 01:32:35,833
他是说回国直播啊

1985
01:32:36,133 --> 01:32:36,933
嗯

1986
01:32:38,233 --> 01:32:38,933
最早的话

1987
01:32:38,933 --> 01:32:41,499
应该今年夏天我就会回去一趟

1988
01:32:48,366 --> 01:32:49,166
哎

1989
01:32:49,766 --> 01:32:52,933
到时候雇几个狂热一人在机场蹲路

1990
01:32:53,033 --> 01:32:54,499
哈哈哈

1991
01:32:54,500 --> 01:32:55,500
不会吧

1992
01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:58,500
you call me senorita

1993
01:32:58,500 --> 01:33:02,633
i wish it wasn't so damn hard to leave ya

1994
01:33:02,633 --> 01:33:07,633
but every touch is ooh la la la it's true la la la

1995
01:33:07,833 --> 01:33:12,433
ooh i should be runnin'ooh you keep me coming for ya

1996
01:33:12,433 --> 01:33:14,233
back in the hotel

1997
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:16,800
there's just some things that never change

1998
01:33:16,933 --> 01:33:18,299
能待多久呢

1999
01:33:27,966 --> 01:33:28,766
3个月

2000
01:33:32,766 --> 01:33:33,566
不

2001
01:33:37,900 --> 01:33:38,700
行

2002
01:33:40,366 --> 01:33:42,366
不行我不能再继续喝了

2003
01:33:44,933 --> 01:33:45,199
哦

2004
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:48,433
我一喝果汁就会陷入这种呆滞的状态

2005
01:33:48,433 --> 01:33:49,233
天呐

2006
01:33:49,800 --> 01:33:51,500
话也说不利索啊

2007
01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:52,733
嘴也张不开

2008
01:33:53,166 --> 01:33:54,733
弹幕反应的也慢

2009
01:33:54,733 --> 01:33:55,766
天呐天呐

2010
01:33:56,333 --> 01:33:57,199
太可怕了

2011
01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:58,433
赶快把它放远点

2012
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:00,100
什么社会小鸟

2013
01:34:00,100 --> 01:34:00,833
有度蜜月吗

2014
01:34:00,833 --> 01:34:01,799
我神经病啊

2015
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:03,433
我回国跟小鸟有度蜜月

2016
01:34:04,700 --> 01:34:05,700
人家都度蜜月

2017
01:34:05,700 --> 01:34:06,933
都往中国跑

2018
01:34:06,933 --> 01:34:09,633
我我我回中国就想到度蜜月是吧

2019
01:34:09,633 --> 01:34:10,433
神经

2020
01:34:11,366 --> 01:34:12,399
喝啥呢

2021
01:34:13,566 --> 01:34:15,699
葡萄果茶挺好喝的

2022
01:34:15,700 --> 01:34:17,733
喝牛奶解除异常状态

2023
01:34:17,733 --> 01:34:20,933
哈哈哈被硬控了是吧

2024
01:34:20,933 --> 01:34:22,566
在喝那个帕露

2025
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:27,433
快速帕鲁里面的那个神奇的果汁啊

2026
01:34:27,433 --> 01:34:30,599
喝下去之后可以有让人晕眩的能力

2027
01:34:32,133 --> 01:34:34,633
待两个月跟小家伙去迪拜

2028
01:34:34,766 --> 01:34:36,566
去迪拜有什么好玩的吗

2029
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:39,000
加拿大的男友啊

2030
01:34:39,166 --> 01:34:40,599
那进展也太快了吧

2031
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:42,233
竟然领人家回国啊

2032
01:34:42,566 --> 01:34:44,299
那我回国把他卖了怎么办啊

2033
01:34:44,300 --> 01:34:45,733
感觉还是挺值钱的

2034
01:34:45,733 --> 01:34:48,099
卖到雅士机构去当口语外教

2035
01:34:49,400 --> 01:34:52,033
然后每个月让他怎么说呢

2036
01:34:52,033 --> 01:34:53,133
没有30天

2037
01:34:53,133 --> 01:34:55,399
大发慈悲的上26天班

2038
01:34:55,633 --> 01:34:56,966
早上一个一对一

2039
01:34:56,966 --> 01:34:58,733
下午一个口语大班

2040
01:34:58,933 --> 01:35:00,633
然后晚上一个一对一

2041
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:02,433
行吧这样的话

2042
01:35:02,433 --> 01:35:03,766
按照小时薪算

2043
01:35:03,766 --> 01:35:04,833
每小时200块

2044
01:35:04,833 --> 01:35:06,599
一天能赚个多少

2045
01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:08,633
每天工作8个小时

2046
01:35:08,633 --> 01:35:10,833
能赚1,600我就少要点吧

2047
01:35:10,833 --> 01:35:11,699
机构分1,000

2048
01:35:11,700 --> 01:35:13,200
我分600 然后就

2049
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:15,033
哥们给点饭吃就行了

2050
01:35:15,233 --> 01:35:18,733
一天600 一个月26天啊

2051
01:35:18,733 --> 01:35:21,099
一个月四舍五入给我一个w

2052
01:35:21,500 --> 01:35:22,433
挺好挺好

2053
01:35:22,433 --> 01:35:23,933
卖人收益挺高的

2054
01:35:23,933 --> 01:35:25,366
把他把他扣在这里啊

2055
01:35:25,366 --> 01:35:26,633
把他护照扣下来

2056
01:35:29,433 --> 01:35:30,233
怎么样

2057
01:35:34,300 --> 01:35:37,000
只需要多多多度几个蜜月

2058
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:39,800
我就可以实现财富自由了

2059
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:47,000
不就出国度蜜月了

2060
01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:48,366
谁度蜜月度两年

2061
01:35:48,366 --> 01:35:49,166
神经了

2062
01:35:50,033 --> 01:35:51,533
孩子都3岁吧

2063
01:35:57,733 --> 01:35:59,633
多度什么多度

2064
01:36:02,900 --> 01:36:04,733
就多拐几个呀

2065
01:36:05,133 --> 01:36:07,099
多度几个蜜月啊

2066
01:36:07,100 --> 01:36:07,900
哎

2067
01:36:08,700 --> 01:36:09,500
唉

2068
01:36:09,533 --> 01:36:11,899
这谐音真是防不胜防啊

2069
01:36:13,366 --> 01:36:15,533
妈呀你们你们像机器人

2070
01:36:15,533 --> 01:36:18,399
你们像那个AI提取关键词的机器人

2071
01:36:18,633 --> 01:36:20,599
一听到杜马上把耳朵支起来

2072
01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:21,600
我操嘟

2073
01:36:22,400 --> 01:36:23,200
唉

2074
01:36:24,833 --> 01:36:27,033
你们知不知道那个文献引用的时候

2075
01:36:27,033 --> 01:36:28,633
有时候会有那个那个

2076
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:34,166
会不会这样也也想歪呀

2077
01:36:35,333 --> 01:36:36,133
啊

2078
01:36:41,833 --> 01:36:43,333
真是脑子有坑

2079
01:36:51,633 --> 01:36:55,366
每个文章的这个这个这个

2080
01:36:55,366 --> 01:36:57,766
应该怎么读呢DOM吧

2081
01:37:00,033 --> 01:37:02,733
文文章的这个读外号

2082
01:37:02,733 --> 01:37:05,499
哈哈哈有点可怕吧

2083
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:13,333
饿饿了好下头啊

2084
01:37:13,600 --> 01:37:17,800
我就说我们烟人是v圈最佳下头奖吗

2085
01:37:18,133 --> 01:37:21,299
应该搞一个v圈最佳观众下头奖的

2086
01:37:21,300 --> 01:37:23,333
都非我们音乐人莫属啊

2087
01:37:24,166 --> 01:37:25,166
这个东西吧

2088
01:37:26,433 --> 01:37:28,433
谁拿走我要跟谁急眼

2089
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:33,366
别人实在胜任不了这个这个

2090
01:37:33,366 --> 01:37:35,099
这个程度的奖项

2091
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:38,566
主办上课就想这些

2092
01:37:38,566 --> 01:37:39,699
这不是你吗

2093
01:37:39,733 --> 01:37:41,333
这不是你们在想吗

2094
01:37:41,700 --> 01:37:43,533
我从来都没想过这些事

2095
01:37:43,533 --> 01:37:44,766
我看你这个眼熟

2096
01:37:44,766 --> 01:37:47,399
我才我才我才我才接梗的

2097
01:37:51,500 --> 01:37:55,366
有人怎么还要把脏水往我身上泼呢

2098
01:37:58,100 --> 01:37:59,233
粉水主播

2099
01:37:59,233 --> 01:38:00,433
物以类聚

2100
01:38:00,566 --> 01:38:01,933
有没有可能是

2101
01:38:03,933 --> 01:38:05,699
太变态把主播传染

2102
01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:08,800
这可不能怪我

2103
01:38:09,033 --> 01:38:11,233
来来来PK给你打开了

2104
01:38:11,500 --> 01:38:12,733
开始你的表演

2105
01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:14,566
抢屁吃

2106
01:38:16,366 --> 01:38:18,433
这当然怪应该人了

2107
01:38:22,433 --> 01:38:23,633
好大声随便

2108
01:38:23,633 --> 01:38:24,433
抱歉

2109
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:29,133
因为我不知道什么时候能能排到

2110
01:38:29,433 --> 01:38:30,766
since you've been there

2111
01:38:30,833 --> 01:38:33,399
and don't i know i could have to die

2112
01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:35,400
holy little some man you can't be

2113
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:38,133
i get there don't you know that she don't want to see

2114
01:38:38,133 --> 01:38:39,933
that you got that she wants to know

2115
01:38:39,933 --> 01:38:41,366
she happy forever

2116
01:38:41,966 --> 01:38:43,699
请开始我的表演

2117
01:38:44,033 --> 01:38:44,366
不过

2118
01:38:44,366 --> 01:38:47,333
这虚拟PK分区每天都是什么节目啊

2119
01:38:48,766 --> 01:38:49,299
这个分区

2120
01:38:49,300 --> 01:38:51,100
应该是主播停播了之后开是吧

2121
01:38:51,100 --> 01:38:54,033
主播从来都没看过这个虚拟PK分区

2122
01:38:54,033 --> 01:38:55,366
都是些啥节目呢

2123
01:39:00,133 --> 01:39:03,399
作为没有手没有脚的纸片人啊

2124
01:39:06,600 --> 01:39:08,966
我们PK的时候一般都干嘛呢

2125
01:39:09,133 --> 01:39:11,399
谁输了谁去唱首歌

2126
01:39:14,600 --> 01:39:16,366
谁输了谁去学狗叫

2127
01:39:20,300 --> 01:39:23,000
就是喵喵声卡的幸运钥匙啊

2128
01:39:23,766 --> 01:39:25,833
一般都是都是些什么内容呢

2129
01:39:31,300 --> 01:39:35,700
谢谢清风明月共赏7的盛典门票呢

2130
01:39:36,333 --> 01:39:38,966
i can't tell you why can't you

2131
01:39:48,700 --> 01:39:50,233
等一下下播之后去学习一下

2132
01:39:50,233 --> 01:39:51,533
看他们都打什么

2133
01:39:52,100 --> 01:39:53,133
我不知道啊

2134
01:39:58,800 --> 01:39:59,033
主播

2135
01:39:59,033 --> 01:40:02,499
有的时候还是跟这种热闹的安排

2136
01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:03,766
有点无缘啊

2137
01:40:06,100 --> 01:40:08,200
就是看真人主播PK的时候

2138
01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:09,033
会有一种

2139
01:40:10,533 --> 01:40:13,799
在参加不太熟悉的同事团建

2140
01:40:14,033 --> 01:40:16,299
自己偷偷的缩在角落里面

2141
01:40:16,300 --> 01:40:18,800
谨慎的观察着周围人都在做什么

2142
01:40:18,933 --> 01:40:19,833
都在玩什么

2143
01:40:19,833 --> 01:40:20,999
都在打什么牌

2144
01:40:21,366 --> 01:40:24,533
谨慎的选择要不要跟某些人搭一下话

2145
01:40:24,766 --> 01:40:27,366
然后看一下他们的这个目光走向

2146
01:40:27,366 --> 01:40:29,199
避免与其对视啊之类的

2147
01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:32,900
有一种自己缩在那个聚餐现场

2148
01:40:32,900 --> 01:40:34,900
角落里面都没啥人

2149
01:40:37,500 --> 01:40:39,166
主播上来就给人家闭麦了

2150
01:40:39,166 --> 01:40:39,933
也惩罚不了

2151
01:40:39,933 --> 01:40:42,299
要惩罚不应该打这个

2152
01:40:43,333 --> 01:40:44,899
这个比数值的吧

2153
01:40:44,900 --> 01:40:47,300
要惩罚应该打那种视频连麦的吧

2154
01:40:49,633 --> 01:40:51,299
看我单抽出灯泡

2155
01:40:52,933 --> 01:40:54,566
看着正在看着

2156
01:40:55,933 --> 01:40:56,733
出灯泡

2157
01:40:56,733 --> 01:40:59,566
主播主播主播主播主播主播主播

2158
01:41:03,533 --> 01:41:04,333
好吧

2159
01:41:05,133 --> 01:41:08,233
谢谢我小酷的心动盲盒的棉花糖捏

2160
01:41:08,366 --> 01:41:09,833
轰动力啊一大度

2161
01:41:09,833 --> 01:41:11,099
感谢支持

2162
01:41:11,700 --> 01:41:14,033
主播CPSP怎么了

2163
01:41:16,833 --> 01:41:17,899
太近了

2164
01:41:18,900 --> 01:41:20,733
这是猫的胃呀

2165
01:41:22,200 --> 01:41:24,300
有了我的温压政策

2166
01:41:24,433 --> 01:41:27,433
你就不敢出灯泡这种东西

2167
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:32,333
什么时候再和室友播什么时候

2168
01:41:32,333 --> 01:41:33,533
再有人点吧

2169
01:41:34,200 --> 01:41:36,400
忍不住点屏幕想摸摸头

2170
01:41:38,333 --> 01:41:40,633
好吧好吧

2171
01:41:40,966 --> 01:41:44,966
呃除了马上点开直播间下方链接

2172
01:41:44,966 --> 01:41:47,899
拉出小黄车观看米颜蜜娅的护肤

2173
01:41:47,900 --> 01:41:49,633
并且下一个预定定金

2174
01:41:49,766 --> 01:41:52,233
现场抚摸米颜蜜娅柔软的耳朵

2175
01:41:52,233 --> 01:41:55,699
跟呃高级布料质感的衣服之外

2176
01:41:55,733 --> 01:41:57,333
还有一个好办法捏

2177
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:02,700
主播的广告植入真省运了我帮你

2178
01:42:04,900 --> 01:42:06,433
什么时候更是有年度健身

2179
01:42:06,433 --> 01:42:08,233
还这一辈子都不会有的

2180
01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:10,200
听不见

2181
01:42:15,833 --> 01:42:20,033
爱我的话要回答

2182
01:42:34,166 --> 01:42:34,966
哎

2183
01:42:35,966 --> 01:42:38,299
都到了长智齿的年纪

2184
01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:40,533
早点拔牙

2185
01:42:40,766 --> 01:42:41,633
拔完了之后

2186
01:42:41,633 --> 01:42:45,299
跟主播说一下拔牙是什么感受

2187
01:42:46,300 --> 01:42:47,433
早点拔掉吧

2188
01:42:47,433 --> 01:42:48,633
如果是别人长智齿

2189
01:42:48,633 --> 01:42:50,199
主播会骗你早点拔

2190
01:42:50,200 --> 01:42:51,566
但如果主播自己长智齿

2191
01:42:51,566 --> 01:42:53,999
主播会说不要去

2192
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:55,233
不要去医院

2193
01:42:56,133 --> 01:42:57,033
困晚安

2194
01:42:57,033 --> 01:43:00,233
主播你这睡眠时间堪比主播了

2195
01:43:00,900 --> 01:43:02,333
堪比加拿大了

2196
01:43:03,633 --> 01:43:05,399
主播也快要下播了你

2197
01:43:12,366 --> 01:43:14,399
怎么办长痘痘是什么感受

2198
01:43:15,566 --> 01:43:16,366
痛

2199
01:43:28,566 --> 01:43:30,533
更早加班10分钟

2200
01:43:46,166 --> 01:43:48,733
我只好改一下直播间的又爱你

2201
01:44:10,900 --> 01:44:17,633
借来寄托却变成我的心魔

2202
01:44:20,633 --> 01:44:23,166
你属于谁的

2203
01:44:23,166 --> 01:44:25,699
我刚好经过

2204
01:44:27,133 --> 01:44:31,166
却带来潮起潮落

2205
01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:36,200
都是因为一路上一路上

2206
01:44:36,533 --> 01:44:39,099
这边过两天应该换个新海报

2207
01:44:41,100 --> 01:44:43,533
你没有来过

2208
01:44:45,333 --> 01:44:47,499
可是当我闭上眼

2209
01:44:47,500 --> 01:44:49,133
再睁开眼

2210
01:44:49,766 --> 01:44:52,733
只看见沙漠

2211
01:44:53,100 --> 01:44:56,333
那里有沙漠骆驼

2212
01:44:58,766 --> 01:45:02,299
背影是真的人是假的

2213
01:45:02,300 --> 01:45:04,366
没什么执着

2214
01:45:05,233 --> 01:45:12,333
一百年前你不是你我不是我悲哀

2215
01:45:14,933 --> 01:45:17,099
本来没因果

2216
01:45:18,166 --> 01:45:23,133
100年后没有你也没有

2217
01:45:27,533 --> 01:45:28,733
我

2218
01:45:50,166 --> 01:45:51,433
我的字

2219
01:45:52,333 --> 01:45:54,166
天属于谁的

2220
01:45:54,366 --> 01:45:56,799
我借来欣赏

2221
01:45:58,300 --> 01:46:02,166
却看到你的轮廓

2222
01:46:03,633 --> 01:46:05,733
都是因为一路上

2223
01:46:07,000 --> 01:46:09,800
像大雨曾经滂沱

2224
01:46:11,600 --> 01:46:14,966
证明你有来过

2225
01:46:16,333 --> 01:46:19,899
可是当我闭上眼再睁开眼

2226
01:46:20,966 --> 01:46:23,999
你看见什么

2227
01:46:24,033 --> 01:46:27,566
哪里有什么骆驼

2228
01:46:29,966 --> 01:46:33,333
背影是真的人是假的

2229
01:46:33,333 --> 01:46:35,566
没什么执着

2230
01:46:36,366 --> 01:46:42,299
一百年前你不是你我不是我

2231
01:46:42,766 --> 01:46:46,133
悲哀是真的泪是假的

2232
01:46:46,133 --> 01:46:48,433
本来没因果

2233
01:46:49,366 --> 01:46:50,166
一

2234
01:46:51,700 --> 01:46:52,500
好

2235
01:46:53,300 --> 01:46:54,600
准备戒烟了

2236
01:47:11,100 --> 01:47:12,200
风4都没爆

2237
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:14,200
这会爆了为什么

2238
01:47:15,733 --> 01:47:17,433
这有什么联动吗

2239
01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:20,333
有什么有什么事情吗

2240
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:22,500
有什么特殊套餐

2241
01:47:23,300 --> 01:47:24,800
人太多了

2242
01:47:26,100 --> 01:47:27,966
为啥什么日子啊

2243
01:47:29,100 --> 01:47:30,233
我说说

2244
01:47:32,766 --> 01:47:33,999
早点走嘛

2245
01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:35,000
早点走啦

2246
01:47:35,000 --> 01:47:36,033
明天明天

2247
01:47:36,033 --> 01:47:37,599
呃明天播嘛

2248
01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:48,366
周末四件套30块

2249
01:47:49,033 --> 01:47:49,999
这么便宜

2250
01:47:53,133 --> 01:47:53,999
周末

2251
01:47:56,333 --> 01:48:00,899
四件套明天早起开播吗

2252
01:48:01,633 --> 01:48:02,433
不要

2253
01:48:03,766 --> 01:48:04,566
不要

2254
01:48:10,400 --> 01:48:13,766
肯德基周末疯狂拼4件套

2255
01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:17,700
3月163月173月233月24

2256
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:19,566
中午好 13

2257
01:48:25,333 --> 01:48:26,133
四

2258
01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:28,966
四件装任选

2259
01:48:28,966 --> 01:48:30,133
红区选三

2260
01:48:30,133 --> 01:48:31,333
白区选一

2261
01:48:31,966 --> 01:48:34,499
3个汉堡还有鸡肉卷天哪

2262
01:48:36,133 --> 01:48:37,899
他也太大方了吧

2263
01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:42,600
这下不得不肯孝子了

2264
01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:47,366
明天晚播可以吗

2265
01:48:47,800 --> 01:48:49,566
明天不一定直播吧

2266
01:48:49,733 --> 01:48:53,133
我们是不是每周周一都放假来着

2267
01:48:54,366 --> 01:48:57,099
我们我们是不是每周周一都放假来

2268
01:49:05,133 --> 01:49:06,799
爆了点不了了

2269
01:49:06,900 --> 01:49:09,933
哇这个真好啊天呐

2270
01:49:15,233 --> 01:49:18,633
一起为了变得更好

2271
01:49:18,800 --> 01:49:20,400
去掉锋芒

2272
01:49:23,133 --> 01:49:28,966
1不小心成了你的倾诉对象

2273
01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:35,500
电话约在从前约会的地方

2274
01:49:35,500 --> 01:49:39,566
要陪你唱歌吃饭我结账

2275
01:49:40,233 --> 01:49:44,399
保持优良习惯

2276
01:49:47,133 --> 01:49:48,999
你说最近

2277
01:49:49,133 --> 01:49:50,533
点个视频可以吗

2278
01:49:50,533 --> 01:49:51,333
可以啊

2279
01:49:52,133 --> 01:49:53,366
直接发我就行

2280
01:49:55,033 --> 01:49:56,966
最好是哔哩哔哩私信

2281
01:49:56,966 --> 01:50:00,899
这样我就不用手动手动输入了

2282
01:50:04,566 --> 01:50:06,633
主播你真是一个懒狗

2283
01:50:07,100 --> 01:50:11,433
一场听你说话看你哭湿头发

2284
01:50:12,133 --> 01:50:16,199
我得到了惩罚

2285
01:50:18,233 --> 01:50:22,199
戒了烟我不习惯

2286
01:50:22,200 --> 01:50:25,966
没有你我怎么办

2287
01:50:26,233 --> 01:50:29,966
3年零一个礼拜

2288
01:50:30,200 --> 01:50:34,000
才学会怎么忍耐

2289
01:50:34,200 --> 01:50:38,166
你的给过我的伤害

2290
01:50:38,166 --> 01:50:42,199
是没有一句责怪

2291
01:50:42,200 --> 01:50:46,100
戒了烟染上悲伤

2292
01:50:46,100 --> 01:50:49,000
我也不想

2293
01:50:51,033 --> 01:50:54,199
我也不想

2294
01:51:03,200 --> 01:51:08,766
你说最近过的还算幸福美满

2295
01:51:10,566 --> 01:51:12,599
你刚看到我就下班了

2296
01:51:12,933 --> 01:51:13,966
这说明什么

2297
01:51:13,966 --> 01:51:14,799
说明美颜面

2298
01:51:14,800 --> 01:51:16,400
应该把直播时间延长

2299
01:51:16,400 --> 01:51:18,700
最好延长到每个人都选择的时候

2300
01:51:18,700 --> 01:51:19,500
是吧

2301
01:51:21,833 --> 01:51:24,166
每次要么就是下班的时候

2302
01:51:24,166 --> 01:51:25,499
进来的人最多

2303
01:51:25,933 --> 01:51:28,733
要么就是要上班的人进来最多

2304
01:51:34,100 --> 01:51:35,566
还没抽出线

2305
01:51:35,566 --> 01:51:36,966
哈哈哈

2306
01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:38,200
哎

2307
01:51:39,400 --> 01:51:41,033
下次来早点吧

2308
01:51:41,033 --> 01:51:42,533
主播就播24小时的

2309
01:51:42,533 --> 01:51:45,733
我不是啊我不是我没有

2310
01:51:46,900 --> 01:51:47,700
哎

2311
01:51:47,733 --> 01:51:49,333
最心虚的一集

2312
01:51:49,633 --> 01:51:50,999
但是我真没有

2313
01:51:51,233 --> 01:51:53,966
给过我的伤害

2314
01:51:54,200 --> 01:51:58,100
是没有一句责怪

2315
01:51:58,533 --> 01:52:01,999
戒了烟染上悲哀

2316
01:52:02,966 --> 01:52:05,833
这多不好意思呀太破费

2317
01:52:09,766 --> 01:52:10,566
了

2318
01:52:24,333 --> 01:52:26,133
这是库特曼唱的

2319
01:52:28,800 --> 01:52:30,633
AFD熊

2320
01:52:34,200 --> 01:52:35,000
哎

2321
01:52:35,600 --> 01:52:36,433
这是什么

2322
01:52:38,133 --> 01:52:41,966
戒了烟我不习惯

2323
01:52:42,166 --> 01:52:46,033
没有你我怎么办

2324
01:52:46,166 --> 01:52:49,233
3年零一个礼

2325
01:52:49,300 --> 01:52:50,200
这是啥呀

2326
01:52:51,833 --> 01:52:52,633
这

2327
01:52:55,966 --> 01:52:58,633
是我我我能看懂的吗

2328
01:52:58,933 --> 01:53:01,799
没有一句责怪

2329
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:10,133
戒了烟染上悲伤

2330
01:53:10,133 --> 01:53:13,199
我也不想

2331
01:53:22,966 --> 01:53:26,333
直播录像诸神的黄昏第三话

2332
01:53:26,333 --> 01:53:28,633
天神下凡战波澜

2333
01:53:36,300 --> 01:53:38,166
你希望我能看懂吗

2334
01:53:43,166 --> 01:53:43,633
一般来说

2335
01:53:43,633 --> 01:53:45,799
接触一个完全不了解的领域主播

2336
01:53:45,800 --> 01:53:47,433
大概需要半个小时左右

2337
01:53:47,500 --> 01:53:49,500
能看懂一部分的黑化

2338
01:53:49,833 --> 01:53:53,199
如果是需要深入的伪装成友军

2339
01:53:53,200 --> 01:53:56,333
来来来跟大家谈笑风生的话

2340
01:53:56,333 --> 01:53:58,033
一般需要一到两天

2341
01:53:59,033 --> 01:54:00,933
你想看我能不能看懂

2342
01:54:01,933 --> 01:54:03,499
你这个萌狐的牌子

2343
01:54:03,500 --> 01:54:06,200
就是你给我点的这个视频的牌子是吧

2344
01:54:07,700 --> 01:54:10,300
我还以为这是个软妹

2345
01:54:10,300 --> 01:54:11,800
猫耳做什么

2346
01:54:11,800 --> 01:54:13,366
做做奥数魔刃

2347
01:54:13,366 --> 01:54:15,766
然后每天戴着兽耳兽尾

2348
01:54:15,766 --> 01:54:17,499
然后跟大家

2349
01:54:20,633 --> 01:54:21,799
这样的这样的

2350
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:22,733
奥数魔刃

2351
01:54:22,733 --> 01:54:24,966
然后玩小毛球的主播呢

2352
01:54:25,833 --> 01:54:28,566
不是他他的牌子设置成猛虎

2353
01:54:28,566 --> 01:54:30,299
为什么是为什么

2354
01:54:30,300 --> 01:54:33,200
他的他的内容是诸神黄昏第三化

2355
01:54:33,200 --> 01:54:34,000
天神下凡

2356
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:36,133
站播来啊这是

2357
01:54:36,133 --> 01:54:36,933
不有些

2358
01:54:42,566 --> 01:54:43,766
主播能播这个吗

2359
01:54:43,766 --> 01:54:44,699
什么傻逼

2360
01:54:47,166 --> 01:54:47,699
等什么时候

2361
01:54:47,700 --> 01:54:48,933
我家我家

2362
01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:50,033
我家我家

2363
01:54:50,300 --> 01:54:51,133
怎么说呢

2364
01:54:51,133 --> 01:54:54,299
我家的资产已经已经不配用是吧

2365
01:54:54,300 --> 01:54:57,000
已经不配用破产这个灾星了

2366
01:54:57,000 --> 01:54:57,800
哈哈哈

2367
01:54:58,966 --> 01:54:59,533
哈哈哈

2368
01:54:59,533 --> 01:55:03,233
哎等什么时候主播忽然有一天

2369
01:55:03,566 --> 01:55:07,333
呃欠债300万以上

2370
01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:09,700
然后再考虑一下看看能不能

2371
01:55:10,400 --> 01:55:12,333
能不能还债吧哎呀

2372
01:55:13,733 --> 01:55:18,533
除非是走投无路过不下去了

2373
01:55:19,533 --> 01:55:21,833
否则应该不会播这种东西啊

2374
01:55:21,833 --> 01:55:22,733
请死心

2375
01:55:23,400 --> 01:55:24,633
请务必死心

2376
01:55:30,133 --> 01:55:32,799
丫丫人只需要这个管我貌似

2377
01:55:43,533 --> 01:55:47,633
戒了烟我不习惯

2378
01:55:50,933 --> 01:55:55,433
没有你我怎么办

2379
01:55:57,500 --> 01:56:02,200
3年零一个礼拜

2380
01:56:03,033 --> 01:56:08,099
才学会怎么忍耐

2381
01:56:25,333 --> 01:56:29,133
哈哈哈变到最前面了啊

2382
01:56:29,366 --> 01:56:30,199
哈哈

2383
01:56:30,966 --> 01:56:32,399
主播你好幼稚

2384
01:56:37,766 --> 01:56:38,566
出现

2385
01:56:40,000 --> 01:56:41,300
哦消失

2386
01:56:41,300 --> 01:56:42,433
啊出现

2387
01:56:45,966 --> 01:56:49,199
主播你已经应该是淡定的前辈了

2388
01:56:49,200 --> 01:56:51,800
不应该因为这种事情

2389
01:56:52,600 --> 01:56:54,933
你为什么不有王叶宽陪的先生

2390
01:56:54,933 --> 01:56:57,099
手动拖拉我不要

2391
01:56:58,566 --> 01:56:59,399
我不要

2392
01:57:12,533 --> 01:57:13,433
什么游戏

2393
01:57:14,800 --> 01:57:15,700
等等一下

2394
01:57:16,833 --> 01:57:18,133
这什么游戏啊

2395
01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:25,366
太小的游戏UI会虎

2396
01:57:27,133 --> 01:57:27,933
哇

2397
01:57:33,033 --> 01:57:35,366
嗯这怎么办呢

2398
01:57:43,100 --> 01:57:44,600
这是什么这是

2399
01:57:46,000 --> 01:57:47,566
这是普罗曼

2400
01:57:47,566 --> 01:57:49,333
叫付费点菜

2401
01:57:49,333 --> 01:57:52,099
希望测试一下主播能否看懂

2402
01:57:52,100 --> 01:57:53,300
的一个视频

2403
01:57:54,233 --> 01:57:58,766
虽然我不不太理解它的它的用意何在

2404
01:57:59,033 --> 01:57:59,899
但是

2405
01:58:11,600 --> 01:58:12,500
这个吗

2406
01:58:13,633 --> 01:58:14,433
唔

2407
01:58:16,166 --> 01:58:16,966
咦

2408
01:58:17,633 --> 01:58:19,766
哔哩哔哩还有这样的功能啊

2409
01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:22,500
b站10年老用户

2410
01:58:22,500 --> 01:58:23,566
第一次知道

2411
01:58:24,433 --> 01:58:26,366
哔哩哔还有这样宽屏的功能

2412
01:58:26,366 --> 01:58:27,166
天呐

2413
01:58:28,033 --> 01:58:28,833
哎

2414
01:58:34,100 --> 01:58:38,733
哦我的世界一下变得好宽阔啊

2415
01:58:49,400 --> 01:58:50,100
网页全屏

2416
01:58:50,100 --> 01:58:50,400
你不知道

2417
01:58:50,400 --> 01:58:51,333
我不知道啊

2418
01:58:51,333 --> 01:58:52,833
我为什么会知道这个

2419
01:58:53,966 --> 01:58:55,233
我不知道啊

2420
01:58:56,166 --> 01:58:57,599
神的上升

2421
01:58:58,600 --> 01:59:01,600
哈哈哈哈

2422
01:59:02,800 --> 01:59:03,600
吼

2423
01:59:05,133 --> 01:59:05,933
吼

2424
01:59:06,700 --> 01:59:08,600
哈哈哈

2425
01:59:08,633 --> 01:59:10,599
真是弱弱又智智啊

2426
01:59:10,600 --> 01:59:13,900
这不是每天跟嫣嫣人待在一起

2427
01:59:13,900 --> 01:59:16,000
都会学到新东西吗ki啦

2428
01:59:18,166 --> 01:59:22,233
每天跟嫣嫣人在一起都有新发现呢

2429
01:59:22,700 --> 01:59:23,966
谁在说我弱智

2430
01:59:29,433 --> 01:59:31,766
我看视频都是网页宽屏

2431
01:59:32,500 --> 01:59:33,366
等一下

2432
01:59:37,700 --> 01:59:40,200
我们先暂停一下研究一下这个UI啊

2433
01:59:40,200 --> 01:59:43,733
莫斯科立陶宛匈牙利

2434
01:59:43,733 --> 01:59:44,966
奥地利波西

2435
01:59:44,966 --> 01:59:46,899
米摩尔达维亚

2436
01:59:46,900 --> 01:59:47,700
克里米亚

2437
01:59:47,700 --> 01:59:49,333
这都是哪跟哪啊

2438
01:59:52,800 --> 01:59:54,933
一名篡位者已经站出来

2439
01:59:54,933 --> 01:59:57,499
挑战克里斯托弗的继承权

2440
01:59:57,500 --> 02:00:00,233
他声称波西的统治是不公的

2441
02:00:00,233 --> 02:00:03,233
权他声称波西的统治是不公的

2442
02:00:03,233 --> 02:00:06,366
并有攻击国王继位的正当器

2443
02:00:07,100 --> 02:00:07,800
戈特

2444
02:00:07,800 --> 02:00:10,500
弗里德托特已经组织了一支军队

2445
02:00:10,500 --> 02:00:12,633
来支持他对王冠的宣称

2446
02:00:12,633 --> 02:00:15,799
并向首都进军

2447
02:00:18,366 --> 02:00:19,233
别吱声

2448
02:00:19,566 --> 02:00:21,899
谁再说我弱智滚

2449
02:00:26,133 --> 02:00:28,133
地理大发现时代

2450
02:00:29,533 --> 02:00:31,699
厌战度稳定度

2451
02:00:31,766 --> 02:00:34,099
行政容量过度扩张

2452
02:00:34,100 --> 02:00:34,900
灾难

2453
02:00:35,833 --> 02:00:38,999
直属中和自治领地叛乱和潜在叛乱

2454
02:00:41,533 --> 02:00:43,333
这句话还做的好小啊

2455
02:00:44,733 --> 02:00:46,433
外交官商人团

2456
02:00:46,433 --> 02:00:49,799
陆军海军监层

2457
02:00:52,833 --> 02:00:55,599
这什么国王模拟器吗

2458
02:00:55,700 --> 02:00:59,233
我在重生之我在罗马当皇帝

2459
02:00:59,733 --> 02:01:01,166
平定叛乱

2460
02:01:01,233 --> 02:01:02,233
治理人民

2461
02:01:02,600 --> 02:01:03,733
远交近攻

2462
02:01:04,000 --> 02:01:05,566
成为千古一帝

2463
02:01:11,200 --> 02:01:12,766
是这样的游戏吗

2464
02:01:17,900 --> 02:01:18,633
寿终正寝

2465
02:01:18,633 --> 02:01:20,766
而他的两个孩子并没能保住王位

2466
02:01:20,766 --> 02:01:22,099
在养老院贵族的支持下

2467
02:01:22,100 --> 02:01:24,000
来自托特家族的哥特弗里德成为

2468
02:01:24,000 --> 02:01:24,800
我们的

2469
02:01:25,566 --> 02:01:27,333
怎么支持叛乱呀

2470
02:01:31,233 --> 02:01:32,199
弹幕真坏

2471
02:01:32,200 --> 02:01:33,566
在我们这位新王的带领下

2472
02:01:33,566 --> 02:01:35,333
我们是吃饭睡觉打丹麦

2473
02:01:35,333 --> 02:01:37,333
同时还成功结盟上了西欧的枪

2474
02:01:37,333 --> 02:01:38,233
丹麦怎么你了

2475
02:01:38,233 --> 02:01:39,933
我们的外交形势一片大好

2476
02:01:39,933 --> 02:01:41,833
不过背地里还是危机四伏

2477
02:01:41,833 --> 02:01:43,133
以波兰为首的一些国家

2478
02:01:43,133 --> 02:01:44,533
已经开始组建针对我们的国家

2479
02:01:44,533 --> 02:01:45,533
你声真小啊

2480
02:01:45,533 --> 02:01:46,299
应对这一危机啊

2481
02:01:46,300 --> 02:01:48,133
我们提前整合了挪威的王位

2482
02:01:48,133 --> 02:01:49,299
将两国合为一体啊

2483
02:01:49,300 --> 02:01:50,800
进一步提升了我们的国力

2484
02:01:50,933 --> 02:01:52,899
博威网并没有给我们留太多的时间啊

2485
02:01:52,900 --> 02:01:53,800
波西米亚率先

2486
02:01:53,800 --> 02:01:56,400
我想知道哪个是我的国土啊

2487
02:01:56,766 --> 02:01:59,366
是整个欧洲都是我的国土吗

2488
02:02:00,333 --> 02:02:02,199
近代加宾崎推演

2489
02:02:02,200 --> 02:02:04,700
这是整个欧洲都是我的国土吗

2490
02:02:04,900 --> 02:02:05,733
战争威胁

2491
02:02:05,733 --> 02:02:07,633
而另一边波兰则更加干脆

2492
02:02:07,633 --> 02:02:08,799
直接对我们宣战了

2493
02:02:08,800 --> 02:02:10,900
而我们之前刚爆的大腿法国人

2494
02:02:10,900 --> 02:02:12,200
还有老盟友波美拉尼亚

2495
02:02:12,200 --> 02:02:13,300
全部抛弃了我们

2496
02:02:13,300 --> 02:02:14,033
只有老大

2497
02:02:14,033 --> 02:02:14,999
感觉这个法国

2498
02:02:15,000 --> 02:02:17,700
还是还是挺符合那个什么的

2499
02:02:17,800 --> 02:02:20,233
挺符合我对法国的印象的

2500
02:02:21,833 --> 02:02:22,899
扮演一个国家

2501
02:02:22,900 --> 02:02:25,500
瑞典我可以去直接

2502
02:02:25,600 --> 02:02:26,800
直接那什么吧

2503
02:02:27,133 --> 02:02:28,899
我直接去看宜家好不好

2504
02:02:31,966 --> 02:02:32,733
俄国坚定

2505
02:02:32,733 --> 02:02:33,966
地站在了我们这一方

2506
02:02:34,033 --> 02:02:36,133
那这场战争对方人多势众啊

2507
02:02:36,300 --> 02:02:38,333
瑞俄联军16.8万人

2508
02:02:38,333 --> 02:02:40,799
两波联军32.8万人

2509
02:02:40,800 --> 02:02:42,566
人多不一定厉害吗

2510
02:02:44,200 --> 02:02:44,366
是吧

2511
02:02:44,366 --> 02:02:47,699
瑞典和俄罗斯都是非常有名的国家

2512
02:02:48,033 --> 02:02:50,966
而这边除了波兰之外

2513
02:02:50,966 --> 02:02:53,599
其他这几个我都没听说过啊

2514
02:02:53,600 --> 02:02:55,900
所以说我们一定会胜利的

2515
02:02:56,133 --> 02:02:57,433
只能打防守反击了

2516
02:02:57,433 --> 02:02:59,166
随后我们发起了西兰保卫战

2517
02:02:59,166 --> 02:03:01,166
在对方主力尚未全部狙击的情况下

2518
02:03:01,166 --> 02:03:03,299
抓住机会全歼了波西米亚2万多人

2519
02:03:03,300 --> 02:03:04,133
你看我就说吧

2520
02:03:04,133 --> 02:03:05,099
大军一路南下

2521
02:03:05,100 --> 02:03:05,833
无人可挡

2522
02:03:05,833 --> 02:03:08,099
直接攻克了波西米亚的首府布拉格

2523
02:03:08,166 --> 02:03:09,499
波西米亚的将军围栏

2524
02:03:10,400 --> 02:03:12,500
布拉格广场是这个地方吗

2525
02:03:13,900 --> 02:03:15,733
闻讯之后赶紧回石来救

2526
02:03:15,733 --> 02:03:17,633
双方在奥洛穆茨爆发了大战

2527
02:03:17,633 --> 02:03:19,399
本来我方兵力训练士气

2528
02:03:19,400 --> 02:03:21,200
军事战术全面领先于对面

2529
02:03:21,366 --> 02:03:23,033
但这个波兰人的援军入场之后啊

2530
02:03:23,033 --> 02:03:25,566
对面的士气直接拔高到了4.82

2531
02:03:25,566 --> 02:03:26,733
远远领先于我们啊

2532
02:03:26,733 --> 02:03:28,566
还好最终赢得胜利的是我们

2533
02:03:28,566 --> 02:03:30,299
既然这前线的形势一片大好

2534
02:03:30,300 --> 02:03:32,366
为什么我们的战争分数还是负的呢

2535
02:03:32,366 --> 02:03:34,233
这就得把目光转向我们的本土

2536
02:03:34,233 --> 02:03:35,133
以及俄国了

2537
02:03:35,133 --> 02:03:36,766
由于缺乏多线作战的兵力啊

2538
02:03:36,766 --> 02:03:38,333
现在我们的首都斯德哥尔摩

2539
02:03:38,333 --> 02:03:39,899
还有俄国的首都莫斯科

2540
02:03:40,166 --> 02:03:41,599
都已经被对方给攻陷了

2541
02:03:41,600 --> 02:03:42,433
现在打换家

2542
02:03:42,433 --> 02:03:43,033
纯属无奈

2543
02:03:43,033 --> 02:03:44,799
我们怎么首都都没了

2544
02:03:44,800 --> 02:03:46,133
主力直杀布拉格

2545
02:03:46,200 --> 02:03:47,433
经过上一仗的失利后

2546
02:03:47,433 --> 02:03:48,699
波兰人痛改前非

2547
02:03:48,700 --> 02:03:50,500
大大提升了自身军队的训练

2548
02:03:50,500 --> 02:03:52,300
这让波兰的军队再无短本

2549
02:03:52,300 --> 02:03:53,766
势气还比我们高出一大截

2550
02:03:53,766 --> 02:03:54,999
我们自然不是对手

2551
02:03:55,000 --> 02:03:56,166
只能仓皇撤退

2552
02:03:56,300 --> 02:03:57,566
经过了布拉格战役之后

2553
02:03:57,566 --> 02:03:59,599
养老院的贵族们彻底失去了斗志

2554
02:03:59,766 --> 02:04:00,799
除了割地赔款外

2555
02:04:00,800 --> 02:04:02,433
似乎已经没有第二种可能了

2556
02:04:02,433 --> 02:04:03,999
但是我军依然没有放弃啊

2557
02:04:04,000 --> 02:04:05,300
之后我们故技重施啊

2558
02:04:05,300 --> 02:04:07,366
在西兰岛再次全歼波西米亚斯勒

2559
02:04:07,366 --> 02:04:10,033
这是无数场大败中唯一的皇军

2560
02:04:10,033 --> 02:04:10,733
一年后

2561
02:04:10,733 --> 02:04:11,833
在芬兰地区的新地

2562
02:04:11,833 --> 02:04:13,599
我们和波兰主力展开决战

2563
02:04:13,633 --> 02:04:15,366
尽管这波兰的军队凶猛异常

2564
02:04:15,366 --> 02:04:17,299
但是我们还是成功的利用时间差

2565
02:04:17,300 --> 02:04:19,166
先一步击溃了他们的先头部队

2566
02:04:19,300 --> 02:04:21,000
后续的波兰军队也失去了斗志

2567
02:04:21,000 --> 02:04:22,500
先后也都撤出了战场

2568
02:04:22,500 --> 02:04:23,500
这样在芬兰地区啊

2569
02:04:23,500 --> 02:04:24,933
我们也难得胜了一场

2570
02:04:24,933 --> 02:04:26,899
随后我们借助这局部的兵力优势啊

2571
02:04:26,900 --> 02:04:28,300
先后发起了萨沃尼亚战役

2572
02:04:28,300 --> 02:04:29,900
以及第二次的新地战役

2573
02:04:29,900 --> 02:04:31,133
就在新地战役期间啊

2574
02:04:31,133 --> 02:04:33,566
我们的老大哥毛子再也撑不住了

2575
02:04:33,566 --> 02:04:35,233
割地赔款退出了战争

2576
02:04:35,300 --> 02:04:36,433
俄罗斯沿着边境线

2577
02:04:36,433 --> 02:04:38,033
割了一圈土地给波兰啊

2578
02:04:38,333 --> 02:04:39,199
俄国人退展之后

2579
02:04:39,200 --> 02:04:40,966
新地战役我们自然是打不赢了

2580
02:04:40,966 --> 02:04:42,133
只能先行撤军

2581
02:04:42,300 --> 02:04:43,966
此时这波兰人是越战越勇啊

2582
02:04:43,966 --> 02:04:45,566
士气直接升到了5.0

2583
02:04:45,566 --> 02:04:47,333
而我们的士气却有所回落

2584
02:04:47,333 --> 02:04:48,233
降到了3.6

2585
02:04:48,233 --> 02:04:49,599
双方之间的差距越来越大

2586
02:04:49,600 --> 02:04:52,800
我想知道就是这些什么士气啊

2587
02:04:52,800 --> 02:04:56,766
军队啊这些数值包括人数啊之类的

2588
02:04:56,766 --> 02:04:57,699
是在游戏里面

2589
02:04:57,700 --> 02:04:59,900
通过什么样的操作来增长

2590
02:04:59,900 --> 02:05:01,500
或者说来改变的呢

2591
02:05:03,566 --> 02:05:05,499
好多国家呀天呐

2592
02:05:08,433 --> 02:05:09,733
再加上老大哥的退场

2593
02:05:09,733 --> 02:05:11,566
让原本就持悲观态度的养老院

2594
02:05:11,566 --> 02:05:12,366
更加绝望

2595
02:05:12,366 --> 02:05:14,533
不过充满厌战的国家不止我们一个啊

2596
02:05:14,533 --> 02:05:16,733
很快就敌方阵营的曼拓啊派来使者

2597
02:05:16,733 --> 02:05:18,399
要求跟我们无条件和平

2598
02:05:18,433 --> 02:05:20,033
那我们自然是欣然接受

2599
02:05:20,133 --> 02:05:20,933
又过了三个月

2600
02:05:20,933 --> 02:05:22,333
到了1561年的8月份啊

2601
02:05:22,333 --> 02:05:23,999
我们发起了对波兰的大海战

2602
02:05:24,000 --> 02:05:26,166
试图重新夺回已经丢失的制海权

2603
02:05:26,366 --> 02:05:27,699
这场海战打了十几天啊

2604
02:05:27,700 --> 02:05:28,933
到9月10号这天

2605
02:05:29,033 --> 02:05:31,366
随着波兰立陶宛的旗舰被我军俘获

2606
02:05:31,366 --> 02:05:32,299
我们终于赢得了

2607
02:05:32,300 --> 02:05:33,900
西伯罗蒂海战役的大胜

2608
02:05:33,933 --> 02:05:36,333
此前凭借数量压着我们打的波兰舰队

2609
02:05:36,333 --> 02:05:37,766
此一役损兵折将

2610
02:05:37,800 --> 02:05:39,766
蒋藩战舰几乎覆灭殆尽啊

2611
02:05:39,766 --> 02:05:40,766
既然夺回了这海选

2612
02:05:40,766 --> 02:05:42,299
我们就可以故技重施

2613
02:05:42,300 --> 02:05:44,233
让我们的主力在西奥兰海往返

2614
02:05:44,233 --> 02:05:45,299
牵制对方大部队

2615
02:05:45,300 --> 02:05:46,500
使他们不能向前

2616
02:05:46,733 --> 02:05:48,533
而我们则可以趁机集中优势兵力

2617
02:05:48,533 --> 02:05:50,299
来尝试歼灭敌方的小部队

2618
02:05:50,300 --> 02:05:51,100
这个方案

2619
02:05:51,100 --> 02:05:52,800
我不得不承认这个东西

2620
02:05:52,800 --> 02:05:53,700
听了3分钟

2621
02:05:53,700 --> 02:05:55,300
我开始走神了

2622
02:05:56,700 --> 02:06:00,133
我知道这这这不是一个好主播的现象

2623
02:06:00,133 --> 02:06:01,733
但是我听了3分钟

2624
02:06:01,933 --> 02:06:03,299
有点走神了

2625
02:06:06,700 --> 02:06:09,233
不行从我开始走神的这个地方开始

2626
02:06:09,233 --> 02:06:10,499
开始重播一下

2627
02:06:10,500 --> 02:06:11,433
被我军俘获

2628
02:06:11,433 --> 02:06:12,099
我们终于

2629
02:06:12,100 --> 02:06:14,033
赢得了西伯罗的海战役的大胜利

2630
02:06:14,033 --> 02:06:16,433
此前凭借数量压着我们打的波兰舰队

2631
02:06:16,533 --> 02:06:17,299
此一役损兵

2632
02:06:17,300 --> 02:06:19,000
哦他在上课

2633
02:06:19,966 --> 02:06:20,899
既然夺回了制海权

2634
02:06:20,900 --> 02:06:22,400
我们就可以故技重施

2635
02:06:22,400 --> 02:06:24,366
让我们的主力在西奥兰海往返

2636
02:06:24,366 --> 02:06:25,366
牵制对方大部队

2637
02:06:25,366 --> 02:06:26,599
使他们不能向前

2638
02:06:26,633 --> 02:06:27,966
而我其中呢

2639
02:06:27,966 --> 02:06:29,299
就是波西米亚的军团

2640
02:06:29,300 --> 02:06:30,800
在击溃了他们一支主力之后

2641
02:06:30,800 --> 02:06:32,300
又全歼了他们一支炮兵

2642
02:06:32,300 --> 02:06:34,166
随后在这个哈尔西兰我们又击

2643
02:06:34,366 --> 02:06:36,133
之后在哈尔西兰西侧的耶姆特兰

2644
02:06:36,133 --> 02:06:37,399
我们又全歼了宁斯特

2645
02:06:37,400 --> 02:06:40,333
因为被IC点拨了

2646
02:06:40,433 --> 02:06:41,366
波兰的主力

2647
02:06:41,800 --> 02:06:44,533
还是点拨了一个视频让我看

2648
02:06:44,933 --> 02:06:46,533
发起了斯德哥尔摩保卫战

2649
02:06:46,600 --> 02:06:48,400
这场战役我们自然不是对手

2650
02:06:48,400 --> 02:06:49,533
最终选择及时撤退

2651
02:06:49,533 --> 02:06:50,633
保留了有生力量

2652
02:06:50,633 --> 02:06:52,133
这波兰人取得大胜之后

2653
02:06:52,133 --> 02:06:53,199
起了清万之心

2654
02:06:53,200 --> 02:06:53,900
留下一部维

2655
02:06:53,900 --> 02:06:54,900
攻斯德哥尔摩后

2656
02:06:54,900 --> 02:06:56,600
大部队直奔我们的溃军而来

2657
02:06:56,600 --> 02:06:58,733
不料在埃尔夫斯堡被我军大败

2658
02:06:58,766 --> 02:06:59,566
趁着波兰主力

2659
02:06:59,566 --> 02:07:01,499
被斯德哥尔摩的爱国农民牵制住

2660
02:07:01,500 --> 02:07:03,033
我们部队直接乘胜追击

2661
02:07:03,033 --> 02:07:03,933
直杀北方

2662
02:07:04,133 --> 02:07:06,433
在这个斯卡拉堡追到了波兰2万多人

2663
02:07:06,566 --> 02:07:07,333
斯卡拉堡战役

2664
02:07:07,333 --> 02:07:08,166
还将维公斯的

2665
02:07:08,166 --> 02:07:10,199
哥尔摩的波兰主力给吸引了过来

2666
02:07:10,366 --> 02:07:11,799
首都志威终于解掉

2667
02:07:11,900 --> 02:07:13,300
迎来了接连的失败之后啊

2668
02:07:13,300 --> 02:07:14,766
波兰人也失去了耐心

2669
02:07:14,766 --> 02:07:16,566
他们的战争热情降到了中等

2670
02:07:16,700 --> 02:07:17,600
此时在谈判桌上

2671
02:07:17,600 --> 02:07:19,700
波兰人已经不要求我们割地赔款了

2672
02:07:19,700 --> 02:07:21,200
只要求我们承认失败

2673
02:07:21,233 --> 02:07:22,766
也就是失去10点威望

2674
02:07:22,766 --> 02:07:24,966
此时这个波兰雄居世界第一列强

2675
02:07:25,000 --> 02:07:26,933
他的战争潜力仍然远大于我们

2676
02:07:26,933 --> 02:07:28,533
这场战争我们也不想打了

2677
02:07:28,533 --> 02:07:29,633
双方一拍即合

2678
02:07:29,633 --> 02:07:31,699
最终在斯德哥尔摩签订了合约

2679
02:07:31,700 --> 02:07:33,100
这场持续了8年的战争

2680
02:07:33,100 --> 02:07:34,533
以我们的失败而告终

2681
02:07:34,566 --> 02:07:36,799
俄瑞联盟共计损失33万人

2682
02:07:36,933 --> 02:07:38,999
波兰一方共计损失57万人

2683
02:07:39,000 --> 02:07:40,600
双方均是损失惨重

2684
02:07:40,833 --> 02:07:42,199
战后我们不计前嫌

2685
02:07:42,200 --> 02:07:44,000
再次和法国缔结了盟约

2686
02:07:44,033 --> 02:07:46,333
希望这法国人下一次不要这么绝情

2687
02:07:46,366 --> 02:07:46,899
而在这场

2688
02:07:46,900 --> 02:07:47,566
因为这个

2689
02:07:47,566 --> 02:07:51,133
这个UI实在是有点太不好意思啊

2690
02:07:51,366 --> 02:07:53,199
这UI实在有点太小了

2691
02:07:53,200 --> 02:07:57,233
我需要很近就照着离电脑很近来看他

2692
02:07:57,233 --> 02:07:59,299
所以就离风扇有点近

2693
02:07:59,533 --> 02:08:03,099
我再远一点啊晕晕

2694
02:08:05,500 --> 02:08:06,300
呃

2695
02:08:08,000 --> 02:08:09,300
位于费尔登的改革中心

2696
02:08:09,300 --> 02:08:11,333
将我们的南部全部传为了改革宗

2697
02:08:11,333 --> 02:08:13,199
使得我们现在面临着宗教灾难

2698
02:08:13,233 --> 02:08:14,899
这之前我们瑞典的贵族养老院

2699
02:08:14,900 --> 02:08:16,000
已经有过决断啊

2700
02:08:16,000 --> 02:08:17,700
就是打算举国转新教

2701
02:08:17,933 --> 02:08:18,633
拖延了几十年

2702
02:08:18,633 --> 02:08:19,999
现在终于准备实行了

2703
02:08:20,033 --> 02:08:21,033
当然实行之前啊

2704
02:08:21,033 --> 02:08:22,999
别忘了在我们千古一帝是吧

2705
02:08:23,000 --> 02:08:24,833
一个政策拖延几十年还没干

2706
02:08:24,833 --> 02:08:25,899
丹麦和普兰登堡

2707
02:08:25,900 --> 02:08:27,600
两个小国经此一之后

2708
02:08:27,600 --> 02:08:28,900
丹麦彻底灭国

2709
02:08:28,933 --> 02:08:31,099
整个斯堪的纳维亚地区彻底统一

2710
02:08:31,133 --> 02:08:32,033
解决掉了丹麦之后

2711
02:08:32,033 --> 02:08:33,299
我们就没有了后顾之忧

2712
02:08:33,300 --> 02:08:35,200
可以自然而然的转为新赵了

2713
02:08:35,300 --> 02:08:36,433
不过宗教改革的推行啊

2714
02:08:36,433 --> 02:08:37,699
还是遭到了抵触

2715
02:08:37,700 --> 02:08:38,033
紧接着

2716
02:08:38,033 --> 02:08:40,433
我们国内就爆发了大规模的宗教冲突

2717
02:08:40,433 --> 02:08:40,733
接下来

2718
02:08:40,733 --> 02:08:42,933
我们国内就要迎来一段动乱时期了

2719
02:08:42,933 --> 02:08:45,366
可惜的是我们陛下没能熬过这场动乱

2720
02:08:45,366 --> 02:08:46,633
在公元1567年

2721
02:08:46,633 --> 02:08:48,299
他73岁这一年驾崩了

2722
02:08:48,300 --> 02:08:50,166
这位老国王也算是一生传奇啊

2723
02:08:50,166 --> 02:08:51,366
13岁的时候起兵

2724
02:08:51,366 --> 02:08:52,566
18岁的时候称王

2725
02:08:52,566 --> 02:08:53,733
在位55年

2726
02:08:53,733 --> 02:08:55,033
虽然一直都有拖延症

2727
02:08:55,033 --> 02:08:56,133
但终于是在人生之巅

2728
02:08:56,200 --> 02:08:58,566
还真是将我们国内的宗教

2729
02:08:58,566 --> 02:08:59,399
转为了新教

2730
02:08:59,400 --> 02:09:00,766
在这期间他还带领瑞典人

2731
02:09:00,766 --> 02:09:03,366
天下岂有四十年之太子

2732
02:09:03,433 --> 02:09:05,733
他的名字可以永在我们瑞典的史册

2733
02:09:06,033 --> 02:09:07,133
秦皇卡尔巴士上台后

2734
02:09:07,133 --> 02:09:08,733
立刻开始推行新的方案

2735
02:09:08,733 --> 02:09:10,499
可能是元老院的贵族老爷们发现

2736
02:09:10,500 --> 02:09:11,733
真的没有扩张方向啊

2737
02:09:11,733 --> 02:09:12,499
于是这一次啊

2738
02:09:12,500 --> 02:09:14,500
半数的元老都将票投给了扩张

2739
02:09:14,500 --> 02:09:16,800
将新大陆作为了我们未来的发展方向

2740
02:09:16,800 --> 02:09:18,800
就在我们将眼光投向新大陆时啊

2741
02:09:18,800 --> 02:09:20,033
波兰方向传来消息

2742
02:09:20,033 --> 02:09:22,233
他们已经将我们瑞典设为了宿敌

2743
02:09:22,433 --> 02:09:23,699
这简直不可理喻啊

2744
02:09:23,700 --> 02:09:26,100
要知道波兰可是此时的世界第一猎枪

2745
02:09:26,100 --> 02:09:27,900
而我们瑞典根本排不上号

2746
02:09:27,966 --> 02:09:30,333
作为宿敌首先不应该势均力敌嘛

2747
02:09:30,333 --> 02:09:31,933
总之我们和波兰之间的关系

2748
02:09:31,933 --> 02:09:33,166
再无转换的余地

2749
02:09:34,166 --> 02:09:35,133
这随后又过了三年

2750
02:09:35,133 --> 02:09:36,833
到了公元的1575年时

2751
02:09:36,966 --> 02:09:38,566
神圣罗马帝国内部的宗教战争

2752
02:09:38,566 --> 02:09:39,399
开始战队了

2753
02:09:39,400 --> 02:09:41,100
这刚一开始战队我们的老大哥

2754
02:09:41,100 --> 02:09:44,366
俄罗斯奥陆风云新教育方科曼

2755
02:09:44,366 --> 02:09:47,299
教点boss是最强的了

2756
02:09:47,300 --> 02:09:49,166
不过这战队也不看宗教是吧

2757
02:09:49,166 --> 02:09:50,033
很快这个奥斯曼

2758
02:09:50,033 --> 02:09:50,899
哦不卡拉曼

2759
02:09:50,900 --> 02:09:53,166
还有法兰西纷纷加入了新教同盟

2760
02:09:53,200 --> 02:09:54,700
新教一方的实力大涨

2761
02:09:54,966 --> 02:09:56,299
既然我们的两大盟友都占了

2762
02:09:56,300 --> 02:09:57,366
新教养老院

2763
02:09:57,366 --> 02:09:58,599
自然也没有什么意义

2764
02:09:58,600 --> 02:10:00,366
几乎是全票通过了决议

2765
02:10:00,366 --> 02:10:01,199
战对新教

2766
02:10:01,200 --> 02:10:01,966
不过此时啊

2767
02:10:01,966 --> 02:10:03,199
这天主教育方也加入了

2768
02:10:03,200 --> 02:10:03,900
起源大将

2769
02:10:03,900 --> 02:10:05,100
分别是波兰立陶宛

2770
02:10:05,100 --> 02:10:06,966
大不列颠尼德兰以及阿拉贡

2771
02:10:06,966 --> 02:10:08,533
而我们在加入新教阵营之后

2772
02:10:08,533 --> 02:10:10,799
发现我们自己居然是同盟领袖

2773
02:10:10,800 --> 02:10:11,166
也就是说

2774
02:10:11,166 --> 02:10:12,499
这场宗教战争的主动权

2775
02:10:12,500 --> 02:10:13,700
掌握在我们手里

2776
02:10:13,800 --> 02:10:15,133
经过我们一番调查之后啊

2777
02:10:15,133 --> 02:10:17,099
发现对面的人实在是太多了

2778
02:10:17,100 --> 02:10:19,100
比我们这边多出了34万人

2779
02:10:19,100 --> 02:10:19,633
这场战争

2780
02:10:19,633 --> 02:10:21,533
一时间不知道该打还是不该打

2781
02:10:21,533 --> 02:10:22,299
在一天晚上

2782
02:10:22,300 --> 02:10:24,333
我们的卡尔巴什陛下做了一个梦

2783
02:10:24,333 --> 02:10:24,966
在梦里边啊

2784
02:10:24,966 --> 02:10:26,399
他代表整个星教同盟

2785
02:10:26,400 --> 02:10:27,966
对皇帝奥地利宣战

2786
02:10:28,133 --> 02:10:30,599
于是一场规模空前的世界大战爆发了

2787
02:10:30,600 --> 02:10:31,366
在这场梦里边

2788
02:10:31,366 --> 02:10:33,566
我们瑞典的海军陆军奋勇作战

2789
02:10:33,600 --> 02:10:34,966
尽管经过了努力搏杀

2790
02:10:34,966 --> 02:10:36,933
但是数量的差距实在是太大了

2791
02:10:36,933 --> 02:10:39,033
在质量方面也不是波兰人的对手

2792
02:10:39,233 --> 02:10:41,766
而我们的老大哥法国更是全境沦陷

2793
02:10:41,800 --> 02:10:42,766
这一觉惊醒之后

2794
02:10:42,766 --> 02:10:44,099
发现只是一场噩梦

2795
02:10:44,100 --> 02:10:44,900
于是我们陛下

2796
02:10:44,900 --> 02:10:47,166
果断放弃了发动宗教战争的想法

2797
02:10:47,166 --> 02:10:48,166
改为跨过北海

2798
02:10:48,166 --> 02:10:49,133
西进苏格兰

2799
02:10:49,166 --> 02:10:49,699
这个时候

2800
02:10:49,700 --> 02:10:51,633
苏格兰已经失去了法兰西的庇护

2801
02:10:51,633 --> 02:10:53,899
尽管有信仰守护者奥地利保护他们

2802
02:10:53,933 --> 02:10:55,033
但面对神龙皇帝

2803
02:10:55,033 --> 02:10:56,966
我们应该还是有一战之力的

2804
02:10:56,966 --> 02:10:58,099
之所以有这个胆气

2805
02:10:58,100 --> 02:10:58,900
更多还是因为

2806
02:10:58,900 --> 02:11:00,833
我们掌握了波罗的海的制海权

2807
02:11:01,166 --> 02:11:03,599
我需要我需要休息一会

2808
02:11:06,333 --> 02:11:07,133
啊

2809
02:11:08,200 --> 02:11:09,233
为什么有

2810
02:11:10,633 --> 02:11:12,433
这世界上还有主播

2811
02:11:12,433 --> 02:11:14,133
理解不了的东西

2812
02:11:15,233 --> 02:11:21,566
而且还这么嗯嗯嗯

2813
02:11:29,933 --> 02:11:30,733
我想我想

2814
02:11:36,133 --> 02:11:36,766
关键就是

2815
02:11:36,766 --> 02:11:39,133
我看弹幕感觉都觉得挺有意思

2816
02:11:39,133 --> 02:11:40,199
挺好笑的

2817
02:11:41,600 --> 02:11:42,500
哪里好笑

2818
02:11:42,500 --> 02:11:43,400
这次不能打

2819
02:11:43,400 --> 02:11:44,633
因为我们两个老大哥

2820
02:11:44,633 --> 02:11:46,633
法兰西和俄国人都入场了

2821
02:11:46,700 --> 02:11:48,400
波兰人对我们开战后的第一个问题

2822
02:11:48,400 --> 02:11:50,400
就是我们的制海权受到了挑战

2823
02:11:50,400 --> 02:11:51,766
这双方海军刚一接战

2824
02:11:51,766 --> 02:11:54,399
我们的旗舰飞翔到养老院后就被击沉

2825
02:11:54,400 --> 02:11:56,533
随后纵使有俄国的波罗的海舰队支援

2826
02:11:56,533 --> 02:11:57,733
我们也再难取胜

2827
02:11:57,733 --> 02:11:59,399
这场海战惨败而归啊

2828
02:11:59,400 --> 02:12:01,200
这紧接着第二个问题就出现了

2829
02:12:01,200 --> 02:12:02,133
没有了制海权后

2830
02:12:02,133 --> 02:12:03,933
我们无法实现海上封锁

2831
02:12:03,933 --> 02:12:05,233
致使这奥地利一路大军

2832
02:12:05,233 --> 02:12:07,199
直接杀到了我们首都斯德哥尔摩

2833
02:12:07,200 --> 02:12:09,033
我们主力不得不回师来救

2834
02:12:09,300 --> 02:12:10,433
虽说经过一场大战之后

2835
02:12:10,433 --> 02:12:12,233
我们成功保下了斯德哥尔摩

2836
02:12:12,233 --> 02:12:13,533
但是这奥地利几路大军

2837
02:12:13,533 --> 02:12:15,433
在我们境内已经是伟大不掉了

2838
02:12:15,533 --> 02:12:16,099
所以接下来

2839
02:12:16,100 --> 02:12:16,933
我们的作战重心

2840
02:12:16,933 --> 02:12:18,766
就是清理掉境内的奥地利军队

2841
02:12:18,766 --> 02:12:20,233
这奥地利一方战术老旧

2842
02:12:20,233 --> 02:12:21,033
支援缓慢

2843
02:12:21,033 --> 02:12:22,166
使得我们在斯德哥尔摩

2844
02:12:22,166 --> 02:12:24,099
全歼对方一步18,000人

2845
02:12:24,100 --> 02:12:25,133
随后在西兰岛上

2846
02:12:25,133 --> 02:12:26,766
我们的海军誓死突击

2847
02:12:26,933 --> 02:12:28,799
在海军几乎全军覆没的情况下

2848
02:12:28,800 --> 02:12:31,033
帮助陆军艰难赢得了陆上的胜利

2849
02:12:31,033 --> 02:12:33,033
随后更是不计代价再次出港

2850
02:12:33,033 --> 02:12:34,633
将敌军残部留在岛上

2851
02:12:34,633 --> 02:12:37,099
我觉得有些游戏确实是有门槛的

2852
02:12:37,700 --> 02:12:38,400
西南战役结束后

2853
02:12:38,400 --> 02:12:40,433
我们两次发起埃尔夫斯堡战役

2854
02:12:40,433 --> 02:12:42,399
第一次歼灭敌人22,000人

2855
02:12:42,400 --> 02:12:43,800
第二次双方主力决战

2856
02:12:43,800 --> 02:12:44,900
就比如说我

2857
02:12:45,166 --> 02:12:46,933
我就肯定理解不了

2858
02:12:47,000 --> 02:12:50,000
这种游戏到底魅力在哪里

2859
02:12:50,333 --> 02:12:51,199
取得打击

2860
02:12:51,300 --> 02:12:52,833
在损失1,000多人的情况下

2861
02:12:52,833 --> 02:12:54,333
全歼对方1万余人

2862
02:12:54,566 --> 02:12:55,733
虽说我们连战连捷

2863
02:12:55,733 --> 02:12:56,566
大杀四方

2864
02:12:56,566 --> 02:12:58,966
但是苏格兰一方根本没有投降的倾向

2865
02:12:58,966 --> 02:13:00,933
一来是因为战事主要集中在我们

2866
02:13:00,933 --> 02:13:03,766
是因为主播的大脑结构太简单了吗

2867
02:13:03,766 --> 02:13:05,699
二来就是这万恶的波兰人入场

2868
02:13:05,900 --> 02:13:07,700
使得对面觉得此战优势很大

2869
02:13:07,733 --> 02:13:09,699
甚至不愿意跟我们无条件和平

2870
02:13:09,700 --> 02:13:10,533
所以短时间内

2871
02:13:10,533 --> 02:13:12,899
我们还是摆脱不了两线作战的窘境

2872
02:13:12,933 --> 02:13:13,499
眼下的话

2873
02:13:13,500 --> 02:13:15,633
只能寄希望于我们的老大哥法国

2874
02:13:15,700 --> 02:13:17,533
希望他能够早日攻下华沙

2875
02:13:17,533 --> 02:13:18,799
尽快逼和波兰

2876
02:13:19,733 --> 02:13:21,099
只有经过一年多的苦战

2877
02:13:21,100 --> 02:13:24,033
终于是在公元1581年4月29号这天

2878
02:13:24,033 --> 02:13:26,099
我们和苏格兰签署了停战协定

2879
02:13:26,100 --> 02:13:27,900
这一仗我们损失了十余万人

2880
02:13:27,900 --> 02:13:29,033
歼敌30多万人

2881
02:13:29,033 --> 02:13:31,233
最终却只获得了33块钱的赔款

2882
02:13:31,233 --> 02:13:32,899
结果真是让人失望透顶

2883
02:13:32,900 --> 02:13:34,800
而另一边的战场也没好到哪去啊

2884
02:13:34,800 --> 02:13:37,133
我们的主力刚打算归师远征波兰

2885
02:13:37,133 --> 02:13:39,133
就接到这个老大哥俄国的消息

2886
02:13:39,166 --> 02:13:40,533
他们再一次没有顶住啊

2887
02:13:40,533 --> 02:13:41,633
割地投降了

2888
02:13:42,500 --> 02:13:43,366
随后又过了一年

2889
02:13:43,366 --> 02:13:45,133
到了公元1582年的时候

2890
02:13:45,133 --> 02:13:46,766
数次被波兰击溃的法国人

2891
02:13:46,766 --> 02:13:47,833
终于也顶不住压力

2892
02:13:47,833 --> 02:13:48,733
推出战争

2893
02:13:48,733 --> 02:13:50,399
在失去了两个老大哥的帮助之后

2894
02:13:50,400 --> 02:13:52,433
我们只能靠自己勉力抵抗了

2895
02:13:52,433 --> 02:13:53,899
有先王哥特弗里德的经验

2896
02:13:53,900 --> 02:13:55,733
我们这次倒是并不惧怕波兰

2897
02:13:55,733 --> 02:13:57,733
只要我们能保住奥兰海的制海权

2898
02:13:57,733 --> 02:13:58,133
就可以

2899
02:13:58,133 --> 02:13:59,966
一次一次的放波兰的小部队过来

2900
02:13:59,966 --> 02:14:01,299
然后趁机歼灭他们

2901
02:14:01,300 --> 02:14:02,766
这种战术简单有效

2902
02:14:02,766 --> 02:14:04,533
消灭了波兰军队的有生力量

2903
02:14:04,700 --> 02:14:06,766
不过这波兰的指挥官显然也不是蠢猪

2904
02:14:06,766 --> 02:14:08,699
他们很快放弃了奥兰海通道

2905
02:14:08,700 --> 02:14:10,833
直接从这个波罗的海北部绕了过来

2906
02:14:10,833 --> 02:14:12,699
于是我们只能执行第二套战术啊

2907
02:14:12,700 --> 02:14:14,500
那就是趁着他们主力尚未集结

2908
02:14:14,500 --> 02:14:15,933
分而坚持甚至直

2909
02:14:15,933 --> 02:14:17,499
接主力决战也不是不行

2910
02:14:17,500 --> 02:14:18,933
因为现在双方的军队质量

2911
02:14:18,933 --> 02:14:19,599
其实相差不多

2912
02:14:19,600 --> 02:14:23,133
这种游戏是不是在那个游戏宅里面

2913
02:14:23,133 --> 02:14:25,499
也算是那种什么鄙视列最高的那种

2914
02:14:25,500 --> 02:14:26,000
游戏

2915
02:14:26,000 --> 02:14:27,366
很快就达到了7点

2916
02:14:27,566 --> 02:14:28,733
远远将我们甩在身后啊

2917
02:14:28,733 --> 02:14:30,333
领先了我们2点士气

2918
02:14:30,566 --> 02:14:32,633
要知道我们现在这个士气也不算差啊

2919
02:14:32,633 --> 02:14:34,166
在世界上也是名列前茅

2920
02:14:34,166 --> 02:14:35,099
排名第四

2921
02:14:35,166 --> 02:14:36,899
再加上对方这个数量碾压

2922
02:14:36,900 --> 02:14:38,933
到最后我们连守山都守不住

2923
02:14:38,933 --> 02:14:41,166
彻底失去了和波兰军队对抗的能力

2924
02:14:41,166 --> 02:14:42,733
到了公元1586年时

2925
02:14:42,733 --> 02:14:44,966
老国王卡尔八世病死于军中

2926
02:14:44,966 --> 02:14:46,899
新王继位后称卡尔九世

2927
02:14:47,000 --> 02:14:48,033
卡尔九世继位之后

2928
02:14:48,033 --> 02:14:49,199
面对着必败之躯

2929
02:14:49,200 --> 02:14:50,766
仍然选择了抵抗到底

2930
02:14:51,833 --> 02:14:53,566
三年后在西京的鲁姆斯大尔

2931
02:14:53,566 --> 02:14:54,999
国王亲率的最后一万大军

2932
02:14:55,000 --> 02:14:59,533
我现在有种当年看那个百年孤独

2933
02:14:59,833 --> 02:15:02,133
刚翻开然后就饿晕晕

2934
02:15:03,633 --> 02:15:04,299
格特兰岛

2935
02:15:04,300 --> 02:15:06,900
奥罗海中间的小岛及瑞典南部的景色

2936
02:15:06,900 --> 02:15:07,600
格尔布兰

2937
02:15:07,600 --> 02:15:09,166
立陶宛而在破产期间

2938
02:15:09,166 --> 02:15:10,633
瑞典的军队毫无战斗力

2939
02:15:10,633 --> 02:15:12,333
无法压制国内的各路叛军

2940
02:15:12,333 --> 02:15:13,733
使得丹麦人成功独立

2941
02:15:13,733 --> 02:15:14,766
而独立后的丹麦

2942
02:15:14,766 --> 02:15:16,633
则第一时间加入了天主教同盟

2943
02:15:16,633 --> 02:15:18,499
随后我们又接到了波兰的警告

2944
02:15:18,500 --> 02:15:20,233
严禁我们对周边国家动手

2945
02:15:20,300 --> 02:15:20,800
至此啊

2946
02:15:20,800 --> 02:15:23,333
这头曾经称霸北方的雄狮彻底崩溃

2947
02:15:27,733 --> 02:15:29,766
一晃已经是27年时间过去了

2948
02:15:29,766 --> 02:15:31,766
现在已经到了公元的1622年

2949
02:15:31,766 --> 02:15:32,533
在这期间啊

2950
02:15:32,533 --> 02:15:33,533
瑞典休养生息

2951
02:15:33,533 --> 02:15:34,366
恢复国力

2952
02:15:34,366 --> 02:15:35,733
王位也从卡尔九世

2953
02:15:35,733 --> 02:15:37,233
传到了卡尔十世手上

2954
02:15:37,533 --> 02:15:39,533
希望卡尔什世只想一雪前耻

2955
02:15:39,533 --> 02:15:40,299
收复失地

2956
02:15:40,300 --> 02:15:42,000
多年来致力于外交手段

2957
02:15:42,000 --> 02:15:43,933
想要拉拢法国和俄国共同法

2958
02:15:43,933 --> 02:15:44,799
波兰法王

2959
02:15:44,800 --> 02:15:46,333
我现在就破了

2960
02:15:46,800 --> 02:15:48,733
但是这法国的军队却非常奇怪啊

2961
02:15:48,733 --> 02:15:49,699
一直在整改

2962
02:15:49,700 --> 02:15:50,200
不停的整改

2963
02:15:50,200 --> 02:15:52,333
本来这波是大气层主播

2964
02:15:52,333 --> 02:15:54,399
今天不让主播通宵了

2965
02:15:54,533 --> 02:15:56,166
让主播今天

2966
02:15:56,433 --> 02:15:58,299
今天马上下播就睡觉

2967
02:15:58,366 --> 02:15:59,599
背上了沉重的债务

2968
02:15:59,600 --> 02:16:01,900
本来我们打算花1,500请他出山的

2969
02:16:01,933 --> 02:16:03,166
结果这还不到一年呢

2970
02:16:03,166 --> 02:16:05,033
法国的债务已经2,600了

2971
02:16:05,200 --> 02:16:06,300
养老院的贵族们认为

2972
02:16:06,300 --> 02:16:08,366
这是法国消极地震的一个手段

2973
02:16:08,400 --> 02:16:09,600
为了不跟波兰作战

2974
02:16:09,600 --> 02:16:11,000
宁愿背上巨额债务

2975
02:16:11,133 --> 02:16:12,633
为了帮助法王还清债务

2976
02:16:12,633 --> 02:16:13,999
我们陛下果断派出

2977
02:16:14,000 --> 02:16:15,333
精彩的要开始了

2978
02:16:15,333 --> 02:16:16,233
播了12分钟

2979
02:16:16,233 --> 02:16:18,033
你告诉我精彩的要开始了

2980
02:16:18,133 --> 02:16:19,533
建议法王全部裁撤

2981
02:16:19,600 --> 02:16:21,000
其次就是这一屁股贷款

2982
02:16:21,000 --> 02:16:22,000
我们的财政专家

2983
02:16:22,000 --> 02:16:23,600
提出一个切实可行的方案

2984
02:16:23,600 --> 02:16:25,900
那就是通过腐败的手段搞一些钱过来

2985
02:16:25,900 --> 02:16:27,033
然后还清贷款

2986
02:16:27,366 --> 02:16:29,366
经过我们财政专家靠谱的理财之后

2987
02:16:29,366 --> 02:16:31,233
法王终于没有了推脱的理由

2988
02:16:31,233 --> 02:16:33,633
愿意与我们共商伐波兰的大业了

2989
02:16:33,633 --> 02:16:35,699
于是在公元1624年的7月份啊

2990
02:16:35,700 --> 02:16:36,966
正式打了二回战

2991
02:16:37,166 --> 02:16:39,366
双方的第一场战斗就是莫斯科保卫战

2992
02:16:39,366 --> 02:16:41,199
虽说我们的人数远多于对面啊

2993
02:16:41,200 --> 02:16:42,833
但是战损却旗鼓相当

2994
02:16:42,833 --> 02:16:43,433
不久之后

2995
02:16:43,433 --> 02:16:44,699
莫斯科就沦陷了

2996
02:16:44,700 --> 02:16:46,433
此时俄国总计30万大军

2997
02:16:46,433 --> 02:16:47,799
完全看不到影子

2998
02:16:47,966 --> 02:16:49,633
我们的主力从莫斯科撤回来之后

2999
02:16:49,633 --> 02:16:51,699
也只能欺负欺负丹麦的军队了

3000
02:16:51,800 --> 02:16:53,500
丹麦的军队还是一如既往

3001
02:16:53,500 --> 02:16:55,700
在埃尔夫斯堡再次被我们一如既往

3002
02:16:55,700 --> 02:16:56,133
相比之下

3003
02:16:56,133 --> 02:16:57,999
这特里尔的军队就难啃多了

3004
02:16:58,000 --> 02:17:00,100
特里尔现在是神罗内部一个比较大的

3005
02:17:00,100 --> 02:17:01,133
你别走了

3006
02:17:01,233 --> 02:17:01,999
我求求你

3007
02:17:02,000 --> 02:17:03,633
我们了不过有一个好消息啊

3008
02:17:03,633 --> 02:17:05,333
就是法国和特里尔接壤

3009
02:17:05,333 --> 02:17:06,633
只要法国发起进攻

3010
02:17:06,633 --> 02:17:07,799
下次不能说

3011
02:17:08,033 --> 02:17:08,833
能不能点视频

3012
02:17:08,833 --> 02:17:09,699
我就说点

3013
02:17:10,333 --> 02:17:11,733
下次不能这么大意

3014
02:17:12,333 --> 02:17:14,333
这是游戏

3015
02:17:14,333 --> 02:17:15,499
欧陆风云难

3016
02:17:15,500 --> 02:17:19,566
度难度极难的游戏解说实况

3017
02:17:25,133 --> 02:17:27,233
而家里边还有8万军队按兵不动

3018
02:17:27,233 --> 02:17:29,399
加上俄国这30万主力都在远东

3019
02:17:29,400 --> 02:17:30,500
不知道在干啥

3020
02:17:30,500 --> 02:17:31,500
导致前线战场

3021
02:17:31,500 --> 02:17:33,333
根本看不出来我们的兵力优势

3022
02:17:33,400 --> 02:17:34,133
请问急之下

3023
02:17:34,133 --> 02:17:35,933
我们不得不连番催促法国人

3024
02:17:35,933 --> 02:17:37,399
快速抵达前线战场

3025
02:17:37,433 --> 02:17:38,299
至于我们的本土

3026
02:17:38,300 --> 02:17:39,233
已经没救了

3027
02:17:39,233 --> 02:17:41,299
数十万波兰主力全在我们境内

3028
02:17:41,300 --> 02:17:42,133
再打下去的话

3029
02:17:42,133 --> 02:17:44,233
和上一战的结果必然也是相同的

3030
02:17:44,533 --> 02:17:46,366
在这国家即将倾覆的绝境之下

3031
02:17:46,366 --> 02:17:48,299
我们的新王埃里克十五世

3032
02:17:48,300 --> 02:17:50,433
忍不住开始向诸神和先帝祈祷

3033
02:17:50,433 --> 02:17:52,599
希望能够彻底离开这个战局

3034
02:17:52,633 --> 02:17:53,966
奇迹居然真的发生了

3035
02:17:53,966 --> 02:17:56,533
在公元1629年的12月27号这天

3036
02:17:56,566 --> 02:17:58,233
神圣罗马帝国最强的奥地利

3037
02:17:58,233 --> 02:17:59,999
带着自己的盟友尼德兰等国

3038
02:18:00,000 --> 02:18:01,033
对波兰宣战

3039
02:18:01,033 --> 02:18:01,333
随后

3040
02:18:01,333 --> 02:18:03,833
之前已经割地赔款提前投降的俄国

3041
02:18:04,033 --> 02:18:05,533
也不顾自己的幸运和稳定

3042
02:18:05,533 --> 02:18:07,199
再一次对波兰强行宣战

3043
02:18:07,233 --> 02:18:09,433
波兰北边的波美拉尼亚对波兰宣战

3044
02:18:09,433 --> 02:18:11,299
在小亚西亚的卡拉曼拉上

3045
02:18:11,300 --> 02:18:12,833
马穆鲁克对波兰宣战

3046
02:18:12,833 --> 02:18:15,099
神圣罗马帝国此时的皇帝波西米亚

3047
02:18:15,100 --> 02:18:16,033
对波兰宣战

3048
02:18:16,133 --> 02:18:18,699
远在东方的大国大明也对波兰宣战

3049
02:18:18,700 --> 02:18:19,733
如此局势之下

3050
02:18:19,733 --> 02:18:21,166
波兰人终于顶不住了

3051
02:18:21,166 --> 02:18:22,533
向我们发来外交合约

3052
02:18:22,533 --> 02:18:23,899
要求我们割地赔款

3053
02:18:24,000 --> 02:18:25,500
别看波兰人如此嚣张

3054
02:18:25,600 --> 02:18:27,500
陛下不得不再次祷告诸神

3055
02:18:27,533 --> 02:18:29,366
希望能再多发生一些奇迹

3056
02:18:29,400 --> 02:18:30,233
奇迹发生了

3057
02:18:30,233 --> 02:18:31,566
法国人弹劾了

3058
02:18:31,566 --> 02:18:33,033
这种情况怎么能允许呢

3059
02:18:33,033 --> 02:18:33,699
于是很快

3060
02:18:33,700 --> 02:18:35,800
法国再一次强行对波兰宣战

3061
02:18:35,800 --> 02:18:37,833
眼看自己本土就要被全歼了

3062
02:18:37,833 --> 02:18:39,333
波兰人居然不管不顾

3063
02:18:39,533 --> 02:18:41,233
几十万大军追着我们杀

3064
02:18:41,233 --> 02:18:43,199
这我们现在哪是波兰的对手啊

3065
02:18:43,200 --> 02:18:44,433
只能惨败撤退

3066
02:18:44,500 --> 02:18:45,500
随后已经被全境

3067
02:18:45,500 --> 02:18:45,633
的

3068
02:18:45,633 --> 02:18:48,533
波兰居然还有闲心购买了信仰守护者

3069
02:18:48,733 --> 02:18:50,366
而且还在前线大发神威啊

3070
02:18:50,366 --> 02:18:52,199
打得多国联军溃不成军

3071
02:18:52,200 --> 02:18:54,133
但最终还是双拳不敌4手啊

3072
02:18:54,133 --> 02:18:56,366
波兰军队还是被多国联军给击溃了

3073
02:18:56,366 --> 02:18:58,899
但他这溃军撤退的方向不太对啊

3074
02:18:58,900 --> 02:19:01,233
这是奔着我们唯一一支部队冲过来的

3075
02:19:01,300 --> 02:19:02,200
果然不出所料

3076
02:19:02,200 --> 02:19:04,233
我们唯一一支军团被彻底全歼

3077
02:19:04,233 --> 02:19:06,233
随后可能是因为本组太危险了

3078
02:19:06,433 --> 02:19:08,533
波兰主力直接停在我们境内不走了

3079
02:19:08,533 --> 02:19:08,766
现在

3080
02:19:08,766 --> 02:19:10,966
这波兰情况比我们也好不到哪去啊

3081
02:19:10,966 --> 02:19:12,733
这么多场战争他就打赢了一场

3082
02:19:12,733 --> 02:19:14,366
而且因为财政亏空的问题啊

3083
02:19:14,366 --> 02:19:16,133
这个波兰现在已经破产了

3084
02:19:16,533 --> 02:19:18,699
哇塞我们的士气终于比波兰人高了

3085
02:19:18,700 --> 02:19:20,533
而且真正高出了倒数第二

3086
02:19:20,533 --> 02:19:20,899
是吧

3087
02:19:20,900 --> 02:19:21,966
畏惧我们的军队啊

3088
02:19:21,966 --> 02:19:23,499
波兰人再次派来使者

3089
02:19:23,533 --> 02:19:25,566
这次他们提的条件就宽厚多了

3090
02:19:25,566 --> 02:19:26,999
要求开挂是吧

3091
02:19:27,166 --> 02:19:29,166
但是我们陛下果断拒绝啊

3092
02:19:29,166 --> 02:19:31,599
哪怕是国内稳定下降也在所不惜

3093
02:19:31,933 --> 02:19:33,899
公元1635年10月份的时候

3094
02:19:33,900 --> 02:19:36,633
波兰终于是打不过就开是吧

3095
02:19:38,233 --> 02:19:39,233
随后又过了三年啊

3096
02:19:39,233 --> 02:19:40,833
到了公元的1638年时

3097
02:19:40,833 --> 02:19:42,566
波兰人扛住了这波攻势

3098
02:19:42,566 --> 02:19:43,733
跟几乎所有的大国

3099
02:19:43,733 --> 02:19:45,533
弹劾他的敌人只剩下一个

3100
02:19:45,533 --> 02:19:46,433
那就是我们

3101
02:19:46,433 --> 02:19:47,133
事到如今

3102
02:19:47,133 --> 02:19:48,833
想要单枪匹马的一个波兰人

3103
02:19:48,833 --> 02:19:50,033
就是波兰大哀啊

3104
02:19:50,033 --> 02:19:50,833
他终神祈祷

3105
02:19:50,900 --> 02:19:53,533
请求北欧的众神之神斗惊下凡啊

3106
02:19:53,800 --> 02:19:55,166
于是在公元1639年

3107
02:19:55,166 --> 02:19:57,699
元北欧的众神之王奥丁

3108
02:19:57,700 --> 02:19:59,633
化身为一个叫做弗雷德里克巴纳

3109
02:19:59,633 --> 02:20:01,533
的将军出现在了我们的军中

3110
02:20:01,600 --> 02:20:02,500
作为一个将军啊

3111
02:20:02,500 --> 02:20:03,733
他拥有1,000的火力

3112
02:20:03,733 --> 02:20:04,599
1,000的冲击

3113
02:20:04,600 --> 02:20:06,400
1,000的激动和1,000的围城

3114
02:20:06,400 --> 02:20:08,533
远远超出了这个世界上人类的认知

3115
02:20:08,566 --> 02:20:11,399
奥丁的行军犹如火箭一般瞬间赶至

3116
02:20:11,400 --> 02:20:14,166
奥丁的攻城如同句号一样一河而下

3117
02:20:14,166 --> 02:20:15,166
在奥丁的帮助下

3118
02:20:15,166 --> 02:20:16,599
我们高速收复全境

3119
02:20:16,766 --> 02:20:18,966
然后折跃至爱沙尼亚地区准备攻城

3120
02:20:19,033 --> 02:20:20,099
然后我们居然看到

3121
02:20:20,100 --> 02:20:21,833
波兰一支小部队想要登陆

3122
02:20:21,833 --> 02:20:23,533
这奥丁的速度自然不用多说啊

3123
02:20:23,533 --> 02:20:24,633
我们光速折返

3124
02:20:24,633 --> 02:20:26,566
见着措手不及的2,000波兰军队

3125
02:20:26,566 --> 02:20:27,399
闪现轮速

3126
02:20:27,400 --> 02:20:28,566
最后更是一路下沉

3127
02:20:28,566 --> 02:20:29,399
一路全歼

3128
02:20:29,400 --> 02:20:31,200
打得波兰军队溃不成军啊

3129
02:20:31,200 --> 02:20:32,400
但是万万没有想到啊

3130
02:20:32,400 --> 02:20:34,433
波兰军队在如此凶猛的攻势下

3131
02:20:34,433 --> 02:20:37,933
居然还能抵抗998994的加成

3132
02:20:38,100 --> 02:20:40,100
他们居然歼灭了我们7,000多人

3133
02:20:40,100 --> 02:20:41,100
波兰的军队质量

3134
02:20:41,100 --> 02:20:43,166
已经到达了一个非常离谱的境地

3135
02:20:43,300 --> 02:20:45,033
到了公元1641年的1月份

3136
02:20:45,033 --> 02:20:47,366
瑞典的军队终于借助着奥丁的威势啊

3137
02:20:47,366 --> 02:20:49,433
第一次攻下了波兰的首府华沙

3138
02:20:49,433 --> 02:20:49,933
至此啊

3139
02:20:49,933 --> 02:20:51,966
我们这个惨不忍睹的济南瑞典系列

3140
02:20:51,966 --> 02:20:53,099
终于要结束了

3141
02:20:53,133 --> 02:20:54,499
也是非常感谢大家收看啊

3142
02:20:54,500 --> 02:20:56,300
我们下期再见拜拜

3143
02:20:56,366 --> 02:20:58,799
让我看看他的弹幕

3144
02:20:58,800 --> 02:21:00,833
都在他的评论都在说

3145
02:21:10,733 --> 02:21:12,566
这个波澜是极难的

3146
02:21:12,633 --> 02:21:14,533
第一个第一个敌人吗

3147
02:21:14,533 --> 02:21:15,333
还是什么

3148
02:21:29,533 --> 02:21:30,599
躲在神话楼下

3149
02:21:30,600 --> 02:21:31,633
因为按不住打不过

3150
02:21:31,633 --> 02:21:32,933
然后机械降神

3151
02:21:32,933 --> 02:21:37,566
然后然后开开枫林月影打差点没打过

3152
02:21:43,700 --> 02:21:45,600
点速通解说视频吗

3153
02:21:45,600 --> 02:21:46,933
在看什么游戏啊

3154
02:21:46,933 --> 02:21:48,566
我已经被坑过一次了

3155
02:21:49,433 --> 02:21:51,433
我已经被坑过一次了

3156
02:21:53,633 --> 02:21:55,499
我不能我不能总是这样

3157
02:21:55,500 --> 02:21:56,800
今天真要下播了

3158
02:21:56,800 --> 02:21:58,500
因为辛苦12点

3159
02:22:00,533 --> 02:22:02,199
感谢感谢

3160
02:22:02,500 --> 02:22:04,500
感谢这个催眠频道啊

3161
02:22:04,500 --> 02:22:05,933
感谢感谢

3162
02:22:06,166 --> 02:22:07,166
感谢大家

3163
02:22:09,366 --> 02:22:10,499
吃完可以吗

3164
02:22:10,633 --> 02:22:13,333
下下次吧下次吧

3165
02:22:13,333 --> 02:22:14,333
真不行了

3166
02:22:14,833 --> 02:22:15,599
真不行了

3167
02:22:15,600 --> 02:22:16,300
真不行了

3168
02:22:16,300 --> 02:22:18,633
脑子已经已经不再转了

3169
02:22:18,633 --> 02:22:22,133
脑子已经死掉了啊

3170
02:22:23,200 --> 02:22:24,033
一般来说

3171
02:22:24,033 --> 02:22:27,433
就是有流程的那种解说视频

3172
02:22:27,433 --> 02:22:29,399
主播应该还是能稍微看一

3173
02:22:29,400 --> 02:22:33,233
看的因为也有看过一些速通视频啊

3174
02:22:33,233 --> 02:22:36,133
但是前提是主播对这个游戏有所了解

3175
02:22:36,366 --> 02:22:38,733
这主播完全不知道这样的操作啊

3176
02:22:38,733 --> 02:22:41,599
但是前提是主播对这个游戏有所了解

3177
02:22:41,833 --> 02:22:44,433
这主播完全不知道这样的操作啊

3178
02:22:44,833 --> 02:22:46,533
什么什么什么之类的

3179
02:22:47,100 --> 02:22:49,433
哎呦是AFD下的吧

3180
02:22:49,433 --> 02:22:50,766
是是但是我们

3181
02:22:50,766 --> 02:22:52,499
我们能不能下次再看

3182
02:22:53,333 --> 02:22:54,366
我们能不能

3183
02:22:54,400 --> 02:22:55,966
能不能下次再看

3184
02:22:56,133 --> 02:22:57,799
今天今天要下播了

3185
02:22:57,800 --> 02:22:58,766
12点多了

3186
02:22:58,900 --> 02:22:59,833
得得得得

3187
02:22:59,833 --> 02:23:01,633
下播了得下播了

3188
02:23:05,566 --> 02:23:06,133
黑色游戏

3189
02:23:06,133 --> 02:23:07,499
没有自己的主线

3190
02:23:07,500 --> 02:23:10,700
主要是靠玩家和主播自己编故事

3191
02:23:10,933 --> 02:23:13,133
哎呦我的网线要断了

3192
02:23:13,133 --> 02:23:14,233
我真要走了

3193
02:23:16,733 --> 02:23:17,566
卡了

3194
02:23:26,033 --> 02:23:26,833
好啦

3195
02:23:27,766 --> 02:23:28,566
卡了

3196
02:23:29,433 --> 02:23:30,633
要下播了

3197
02:24:43,300 --> 02:24:44,100
谢谢

3198
02:24:45,533 --> 02:24:47,366
大家今天的礼物

3199
02:24:48,500 --> 02:24:50,100
我就不一一感谢了

3200
02:24:50,100 --> 02:24:51,833
因为不能说话了

3201
02:24:59,300 --> 02:25:02,100
i need a head i can hold up

3202
02:25:02,100 --> 02:25:08,500
i need a nickel and iron to highway desire by pulling me down

3203
02:25:08,500 --> 02:25:10,333
pulling me down

3204
02:25:12,033 --> 02:25:14,833
burn me to the ground never

3205
02:25:19,333 --> 02:25:22,099
burn me to the ground

3206
02:25:30,800 --> 02:25:43,566
wait till it's safe to show your face

3207
02:25:44,166 --> 02:25:46,966
in and out i was full of hope

3208
02:25:47,133 --> 02:25:48,766
on the tower slump

3209
02:25:48,766 --> 02:25:52,499
trying to cope with no chance of breaking out

3210
02:25:52,533 --> 02:25:54,366
you were in the know

3211
02:25:54,400 --> 02:25:56,233
never told a soul

3212
02:25:56,233 --> 02:25:59,533
you bear the weight you bear the

3213
02:26:01,133 --> 02:26:03,966
i need a head i can hold up

3214
02:26:03,966 --> 02:26:05,499
i need the nickel

3215
02:26:05,500 --> 02:26:10,233
and iron to outweigh desires like pulling me down

3216
02:26:10,233 --> 02:26:11,933
pulling me down

3217
02:26:14,433 --> 02:26:16,233
burn me to the ground

3218
02:26:21,300 --> 02:26:23,600
burn me to the ground

3219
02:26:35,733 --> 02:26:37,233
i want you

3220
02:27:13,800 --> 02:27:16,700
i need a head i can hold up

3221
02:27:16,700 --> 02:27:23,000
i need an ankle and iron to outweigh desire by pulling me down

3222
02:27:23,000 --> 02:27:25,100
pulling me down

3223
02:27:26,566 --> 02:27:29,133
burn me to the ground

3224
02:27:30,333 --> 02:27:31,133
down

3225
02:27:33,900 --> 02:27:36,366
burn me to the ground

3226
02:27:42,966 --> 02:27:45,799
i need ahead i can hold up

3227
02:27:45,800 --> 02:27:51,833
i need a nickel and tire to all the desire like pulling me down

3228
02:27:52,100 --> 02:27:53,633
pulling me down

3229
02:27:55,600 --> 02:27:58,366
burn me to the ground