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though he thoughts of gin on your earth

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can't go on and soon i'm dead

3
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look at my door oh come on and i kill cookie king oh silent

4
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did you know from my tongue there was a carpet car

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became your pillars of beat

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oh no this i am all my thoughts and i cheat

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put a little bit soul

8
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这么多人呐哎呦

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na

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na

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na na

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欧耶哇阿

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全这么多人呢

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好久都没见了是吧

15
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虽然这好久没见

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有99.5%是我的责任啊

17
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是不是有1,000%比那三八的责任呢

18
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想你了哎呀

19
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想大伙了

20
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大伙这一个月没有狼烟

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过得怎么样啊

22
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哎呀这嗓子

23
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主播这嗓子有点不太好啊

24
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自从回了这个

25
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产生了IP地址的变化之后

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我的嗓子好像都没好过

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哎呦又赢了又赢了

28
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今天不要不要吐槽主播的嗓子

29
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一大早上起来

30
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然后哎呦

31
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多喝热水

32
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感觉是不是汽水喝多了主播

33
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这个肉儿可听得疲倦了

34
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哎呦虽然我也不知道我干嘛了

35
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想这两天我直播昨天都没出门

36
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前天我也没出门啊

37
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应该是吧

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啊不对

39
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前天去抽血了

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抽完血回来就没出过门

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结果在家

42
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在家里面一呆吧

43
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反而就更更不太好了

44
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显瘦hold你变

45
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怎么变变变名字了啊

46
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喵喵酷宝

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哎呦怎么回事啊

48
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是为了打赢下赛季赶忙开播

49
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最近

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主播没了解这个v圈争锋的这件事情

51
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啊因为这个这段时间比较珍贵啊

52
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需要好好珍惜

53
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暂时没有去了解一些相关的事情

54
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等我下播我去看看

55
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oh she's coming back for rumor

56
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i'm a lady to keep she knowing the dance

57
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真去给人家上剑了吧

58
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哎呀

59
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你别带出来给我看带出来给我看

60
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我要犯愁的

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我要发愁的

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哎呀

63
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算了算了

64
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主播已经主播已经长大了

65
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不应该为一些过去的得失啊

66
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不同的不停的不停的

67
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怎么着不停的拘泥于过去啊

68
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是吧是吧

69
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去把这段时间的瓜吃了再开播

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不然不知道聊什么

71
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那当然有的聊啦

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主播失踪一个月了

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这个月

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主播的生活难道是停滞不前的吗

75
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难道是躲在地下室里面哭的吗

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主播主播当然有话说啦

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哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽哈喽

78
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伤心不利啊

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各位精英人大人

80
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呃早上

81
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中午晚上好啊

82
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各位精英人大人

83
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哎呀

84
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懂了是斧子的

85
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燕子争取富在管他屌事啊

86
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在说毛呢

87
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你还真信了

88
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那那怎么说呢

89
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我不相信

90
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这都这么久没见了

91
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大家上来就骗我啊

92
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那米妍米娅一直都是非常相信燕人的

93
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是吧

94
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名利亚从来都没有不相信过音乐人啊

95
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主播什么时候玩明朝

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主播玩了

97
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本来想说明朝是一坨屎

98
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但是昨天我那个补偿出的那个什么

99
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补偿给我的那个浦池卡球

100
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我保底抽了个维里奈出来

101
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然后我就

102
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怎么说呢

103
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保守一点说的是半坨吧

104
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哎呀谢谢饭团

105
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在直播绵绵的直播间续费的见长

106
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吼到你阿里嘎多

107
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感谢支持

108
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我超低红灯你还离开灯

109
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谢谢饭团

110
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太破费了

111
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千人梦哥们

112
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没有的事啊

113
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现在主播这个开播频率啊

114
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这个数据扔到哪个公会人家都会说哇

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哪里来的底部呀

116
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先去过我们的入会考核再说吧

117
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什么之类的

118
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没有雪豹吧

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没有啊没有啊

120
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那没办法吧

121
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主播萝莉控啊

122
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主播纯纯的萝莉控

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哈喽哈喽

124
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主播我下了公司团建来看我直播

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公司团建真不好玩吧

126
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啊公司团建真不好玩吧

127
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我不知道除了老板谁在享受公司团建

128
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你不会是老板吧

129
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那当我没说啊

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好吧嗯

131
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然后主播来感谢一下

132
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在主播撕了的时候给主播上剑的大家

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谢谢雨天亨泰杜某Kila

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一个心进来研究室花花老郑面面

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天顶冉冉水水

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最爱学习

137
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先是寒热清夏和黏住的店长捏

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主播的拍手

139
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怎么还这么淘啊

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吼到你奥利给到

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感谢支持

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谢谢谢谢

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谢谢大家在主播生死未卜的时候

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为主播发射爱心能量啊

145
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主播什么时候给你发的超级能量

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你没收到吗

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我是按照那个 4月1号

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和5月1号的舰长列表

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快照发的呀

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如果有没收到的

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大家

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出示一下这个3月和4月的在线证明

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然后给主播发私信

154
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主播重新给你发一份

155
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哎为什么

156
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这东西又出bug了吗嗯

157
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怎没有我

158
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是因为你没训吗哎

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谢谢呃

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也是谢谢我们这个随意宝宝家的喵喵

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酷宝啊这个爷爷也在

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呃呃 345也没有忘记5月 哈哈哈

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一下给我整不会了

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哎呀最近这段时间

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属于是确实没有接触工作相关的事情

166
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啊这个电脑也是前天才打开的

167
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就从5月初啊去了一趟埃及

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然后落地之后

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自己在上海这边玩了一段时间

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当然

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也是主要是去了二次元相关的线下

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古店啊商场啊之类的

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大概率就是

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大部分的时间还是在医院泡着

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然后跟猫妈妈一起

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东奔西走的跑

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但是两个人也发生了一些矛盾啊

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总而言之

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到了5月20号左右啊

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终于有空了

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来跟大家见面

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对不起对不起

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我知道我知道

184
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有很多人啊

185
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都在都在催促主播啊

186
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主播快点开播

187
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主播快点发货

188
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对不起对不起

189
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这个这个一个月让大家久等了捏

190
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最近在b站狂看电影

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两天就看一部

192
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我前两天前一段不是去迪士尼吗

193
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为了去迪士尼能去明白

194
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然后把那个疯狂动物城的电影看了

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结果被人要了钱

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呐

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他要了钱吧还嗯

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这什么

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下随约宝宝家的喵喵

200
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酷宝续费了8天的箭头

201
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最新的航海盲盒

202
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一个盲盒怎么连

203
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怎么连续剑都能用盲盒啦

204
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唉这个月没进那个什么没进

205
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没进直播间

206
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这IP又是天翻地覆的是吧

207
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谢谢雨天啊

208
00:09:07,566 --> 00:09:11,050
谢谢雨天老师的大航海盲盒爆出了

209
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8天的舰长啊

210
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你们是花多少米买的这个东西啊

211
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我以为舰长一号已经天下无敌了

212
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但是现在还能按照8天

213
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8天这么上舰长

214
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那舰长礼物怎么算啊

215
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50米8天不算亏

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50米8天那就相当于

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那不是

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60多

219
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69就能买15天的舰长吗

220
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50才8天这不是铁盔了

221
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这个有几率开总督的

222
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多少啊 0.01%吗

223
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米嫣你是真的落后时代

224
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那没办法嘛

225
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主播已经是老东西了

226
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毕竟按照那个什么

227
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按照出道的时间来说

228
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主播的出道已经三年多了

229
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这不纯纯的老东西吗

230
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舰长礼物切1/4发过去

231
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你怎么知道我们5月份

232
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假如说舰长不多的话

233
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主播就是给大家烤饼干啊

234
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如果说舰长多的话

235
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舰长多的话

236
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主播就在家给大家烤饼干

237
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本来不是说找个手工DIY店

238
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然后整好之后

239
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回国了给大家做点签名啊

240
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做点饼干啊之类的礼物嘛

241
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结果忘记了

242
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我们这个城市中的城市啊

243
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中心中的中心

244
00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,050
发达中的发达的

245
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上海

246
00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:47,966
这边的DIY店价格虽然有点太高了

247
00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:49,650
在伯父会多久

248
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,650
真烤饼干吗真烤呀

249
00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:54,800
在国外能吃到饼干吗

250
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,483
在国外应该吃不到吧

251
00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,800
国外国外应该是挺困难的

252
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,483
主要这东西应该会坏掉吧

253
00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:03,850
比向晚活得久就算成功

254
00:11:03,850 --> 00:11:04,883
你别说啊

255
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,133
主播出道了一两个月之后吧

256
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:09,250
我就这什么

257
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:16,850
谢谢相思相忆空吟同位的

258
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,283
本命男孩

259
00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:25,683
轰的你爱你爱

260
00:11:30,166 --> 00:11:32,283
的这叫天才物理学家

261
00:11:32,283 --> 00:11:35,366
老爱和林迪的舰长呀

262
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:36,966
感谢支持

263
00:11:37,450 --> 00:11:38,733
谢谢谢谢

264
00:11:38,850 --> 00:11:40,450
太破费了

265
00:11:42,883 --> 00:11:44,850
嗯嗯感谢支持

266
00:11:44,850 --> 00:11:46,133
这波复活多久啊

267
00:11:46,133 --> 00:11:47,933
这波还真不知道啊

268
00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:52,133
因为我们短暂的待在上海的旅程

269
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:53,933
应该是不会续房了

270
00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:56,050
主播这个房等下给大家讲一讲

271
00:11:56,533 --> 00:11:57,650
其实还蛮好的

272
00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,366
就是多亏大家的支持了

273
00:11:59,366 --> 00:12:03,250
主播也是也是从地下室搬出来

274
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,766
短暂的住上了一个月

275
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,483
好房子体验卡呀

276
00:12:06,483 --> 00:12:09,283
但是续的话感觉压力稍微有点小大

277
00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,966
所以就不打算续房了

278
00:12:11,966 --> 00:12:14,333
可能之后会看看

279
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:16,250
有没有其他感兴趣的城市

280
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,850
再去短住一个月

281
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,600
嗯应该是

282
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,133
离开上海之前会把这个东西烤出来

283
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:24,083
要不然待着等太久了

284
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,850
烤饼干期间可以电台开播吗

285
00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:30,683
不可以的话要换其他键理

286
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,133
不如多开播

287
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嗯

288
00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,850
是听那个烤箱滋溜滋溜转的声音

289
00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:44,533
好像没有什么画面

290
00:12:44,533 --> 00:12:46,283
你们不会觉得无聊吗

291
00:12:47,966 --> 00:12:50,083
这个房子的构造的话

292
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:55,200
电脑应该是可以放在厨房那边啊

293
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:59,883
但是但是总之这就是这个

294
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在意吧嗯嗯

295
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:04,083
这这饼干行行行啊

296
00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:05,800
到时候跟大家统计一下

297
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想要什么味道的

298
00:13:08,283 --> 00:13:10,800
谢谢雨天续费的见证

299
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:11,800
天后等你

300
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:12,650
阿里嘎豆

301
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:13,733
感谢支持

302
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:14,766
我是你爹

303
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,083
男孩礼物

304
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,766
能让小奈偶来谢礼物吗

305
00:13:17,766 --> 00:13:19,050
不是这有啥礼物

306
00:13:19,050 --> 00:13:20,050
才回家国吗

307
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,050
我回答回答

308
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:22,966
还得再回去一趟啊

309
00:13:22,966 --> 00:13:25,250
嗯主播什么时候来沙都

310
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:26,733
我家有几套空的

311
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:31,083
雨天怎么是这么多舰长啊

312
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,083
谢谢雨天的8天的舰长

313
00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,883
5天的舰长和5天的舰长

314
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,683
还有8天的舰长啊

315
00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:44,250
怎么一次一次超过50块的

316
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,533
见到都不报啊

317
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,366
这东西这么上道的吗

318
00:13:47,850 --> 00:13:53,733
啊一二两个三天啊一二

319
00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:57,566
两个五天啊

320
00:13:57,566 --> 00:13:59,933
还有剩下的8天什么鬼啊

321
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:06,800
哎我给别人随便开一个就是15天

322
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,000
这不能怪我吧

323
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,883
这这这能怪我吗

324
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,850
你们现在搞的主播都看不清到底是

325
00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:19,000
谢谢相思相忆空吟的三天见长啊

326
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,250
感谢支持

327
00:14:20,683 --> 00:14:22,450
空着你挨一个走

328
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,533
我们怎么这么美啊

329
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,566
怎么回事呢

330
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,283
感觉还是适合

331
00:14:29,650 --> 00:14:31,533
普通的开见长方式

332
00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:34,483
那这样的话见长礼物怎么统计啊主播

333
00:14:34,483 --> 00:14:36,450
主播有点晕乎乎的

334
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:40,333
那要是29号给我扔一个见长盲盒

335
00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,683
我我要发见长礼物吗

336
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:45,966
别人是怎么发的呀

337
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,083
撒西布利啊啊

338
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,566
来跟大家打个招呼

339
00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:50,766
早上好雨天啊

340
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:51,966
晚上好雨天

341
00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:53,683
晚上好哭了吗

342
00:14:55,366 --> 00:14:57,166
早上好相思相遇空爷

343
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,566
早上好饭团

344
00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:01,766
早上好天才物理学家老爱

345
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:02,850
谢谢你的见证

346
00:15:02,850 --> 00:15:04,083
你以后等你挨一个

347
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,000
跟你挨走都算

348
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,166
想得美做梦吧你

349
00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:09,600
早上好亨泰啊

350
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,683
晚上好亨泰

351
00:15:10,683 --> 00:15:12,733
早上好小懒猫

352
00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:14,450
早上好贝拉

353
00:15:14,450 --> 00:15:15,933
早上好小熊猫猫

354
00:15:15,933 --> 00:15:17,283
早上好关注坤

355
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,883
猫猫早上好

356
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:20,333
多梦提拉早上好

357
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,166
多发猪早上好

358
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,483
如此慵懒早上好

359
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:25,333
孩子老师早上好

360
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:26,483
长寿早上好

361
00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:28,283
安全早上好

362
00:15:28,283 --> 00:15:29,533
叶公西早上好

363
00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:31,366
皮草女孩重度依赖早上好

364
00:15:31,366 --> 00:15:33,533
懂我的狼早上好

365
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,250
超天将早上好

366
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,883
肖恩早上好

367
00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:38,400
正义长早上好

368
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,450
菠萝菜中只认你早上好

369
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:42,883
绚烂早上好

370
00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:44,883
元春早上好

371
00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:46,133
花花早上好

372
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,166
果果声卡

373
00:15:48,766 --> 00:15:51,283
早上好也爱早上好

374
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,850
陆羽早上好

375
00:15:54,133 --> 00:15:55,050
460 哎呀

376
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:55,883
杀气不利亚

377
00:15:55,883 --> 00:15:57,333
斯大林格勒保卫者

378
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:58,683
这都多久没见了

379
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,683
早上好 9天宝刀早上好

380
00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:02,966
研究员早上好

381
00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:04,766
蓝翔早上好

382
00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:06,050
49早上好

383
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:08,333
奥利奥70早上好

384
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,283
谢谢海刃

385
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,533
哎呦好多人呐好多人呐

386
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:17,600
这现在也不早了

387
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,533
这不也挺早的嘛

388
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:20,733
哎呀也挺早

389
00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:22,283
挺挺好的挺好的

390
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:24,133
三七不立啊三七不立

391
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,733
这个应该是有一个月时间在建上

392
00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:27,600
就算有个建吧

393
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,850
但是我不知道

394
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:29,800
我不知道

395
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,533
怎么样才算一个月时间在建上哎

396
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,966
因为我这边只能看到哎

397
00:16:34,966 --> 00:16:36,566
我是不是不应该告诉大家

398
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,366
我这边的统计工具

399
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,600
只能看到那一天的话

400
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,800
谁是在我的舰长列表里

401
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,566
就叫舰长快照嘛

402
00:16:47,366 --> 00:16:48,000
所以说

403
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,333
我不知道谁超超过一个月的时间呢

404
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:56,566
一个盲盒主播收到的好像只有50

405
00:16:56,566 --> 00:16:58,683
开总度也只收到50

406
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,050
哦我的意思就是

407
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,883
你们收到8天见长

408
00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:07,200
5天见长或者是3天见长

409
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,766
我这边的收益都是50 是吗

410
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,650
那我算算看啊

411
00:17:19,683 --> 00:17:22,333
这不就相当于雨天花了

412
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,800
300块开了一个月的舰长吗

413
00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:29,966
哎哦啊

414
00:17:34,683 --> 00:17:36,483
被大东引进来了

415
00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:37,283
达人

416
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,450
现在开播医院预约还来得及吗

417
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,483
我医院大概都查完了

418
00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:45,166
等下等下等下跟大家聊聊啊

419
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:48,083
我是本来打算从那个埃

420
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,400
及开始一直聊到医院的

421
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,283
等一下我先跟大家说完啊

422
00:17:52,283 --> 00:17:53,200
谢谢花花

423
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,283
乐见长夜

424
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,766
后生你爱不爱动

425
00:17:58,933 --> 00:18:00,000
啊不对喂

426
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,800
不对

427
00:18:01,883 --> 00:18:02,600
对了对了

428
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:03,883
这个对了对了

429
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:06,450
嗯小米烟烟认不认识我

430
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:08,766
认识啊你不是隔壁的狼叔叔吗

431
00:18:08,766 --> 00:18:11,766
哎呀每天统计一遍不就对你统计不

432
00:18:11,766 --> 00:18:14,450
水平不行赶紧给这些发送啊

433
00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:16,083
好吧

434
00:18:18,883 --> 00:18:20,850
理论上是这个意思啊

435
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:22,933
就当做纯送礼物就行了

436
00:18:22,933 --> 00:18:25,083
好谢谢大家的礼物

437
00:18:25,283 --> 00:18:26,683
哎呦太热情了

438
00:18:26,683 --> 00:18:28,400
对手指有点不好意思

439
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,200
嘿嘿

440
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,933
哎呀我去

441
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:32,966
你的终于播了

442
00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:34,250
哈喽你是来骂人的

443
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,533
你骂我干嘛呀

444
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,083
哎呀慢慢聊

445
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,083
别一次聊完

446
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,683
我估计以主播这个拖拖拉拉的性格

447
00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:42,366
一次应该是聊不完的

448
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,533
因为主播怎么说呢

449
00:18:44,533 --> 00:18:46,650
啊谢谢如此慵懒在米娅

450
00:18:46,650 --> 00:18:48,200
米娅的直播间开通了

451
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,966
见招今天是他陪伴主播的第91天

452
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,733
主播给大家磕一个吧

453
00:18:52,733 --> 00:18:54,566
后等你奥利奥到

454
00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:57,050
感谢支持谢谢

455
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,083
是怎么说呢

456
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:03,333
主播哎呀现在现在有点紧张

457
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:05,600
说话可能有点颠三倒四的

458
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,450
希望大家呃多多包容

459
00:19:08,450 --> 00:19:09,483
轻点骂我

460
00:19:09,483 --> 00:19:10,933
一个月不播你在干嘛

461
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:12,283
这不马上就要跟大家讲

462
00:19:12,283 --> 00:19:14,050
一个月不播我在干嘛了吗

463
00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,766
不得不说啊这个

464
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,650
从某种程度上来讲

465
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,966
快节奏生活也挺好的

466
00:19:23,050 --> 00:19:27,566
感觉我在回国的这20天里面啊

467
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,366
过的生活的内容

468
00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:31,333
能拿出来跟大家交流的

469
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:34,450
或者是情绪高昂的瞬间啊

470
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:37,533
这种出现的频率基本上是

471
00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:43,600
基本上是大于在将大两三个月的时间

472
00:19:44,166 --> 00:19:47,400
会产生的这种这种情况的

473
00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:50,966
谢谢常胜大主播

474
00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:53,450
绵绵的直播间开通的见长

475
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:56,000
今天是他陪伴主播的好久好久了

476
00:19:56,250 --> 00:20:00,400
第541天感谢支持

477
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,800
我怎么一直在完成任

478
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,766
务啊怎么天天都有任务啊

479
00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:06,283
哎呀今天不关心这个

480
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:09,533
今天主要就是跟大家先来聊聊啊啊

481
00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:10,566
8点开播

482
00:20:10,566 --> 00:20:12,533
本来我是想早上8点开播的

483
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:15,133
但是没太睡好

484
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,283
是密巴塞啊

485
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,050
不过10点开播的话

486
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,683
正好大家周末应该都起来了

487
00:20:20,683 --> 00:20:24,250
然后现在海外的各位应该也还没睡觉

488
00:20:24,483 --> 00:20:26,600
是一个黄金的完美时间

489
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,800
这个大红海盲盒在哪啊

490
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,600
我咋找不到

491
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,600
我不知道啊

492
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:32,566
问问他们

493
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,283
有很多能讲的

494
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:35,450
但是不开播

495
00:20:37,966 --> 00:20:38,766
我的哎

496
00:20:38,766 --> 00:20:39,933
对不起嘛

497
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:42,250
我就知道你想我了

498
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,000
好吧我知道你想我了

499
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,083
哦这是我们直播间的第一个那什么

500
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,600
哈哈哈

501
00:20:48,766 --> 00:20:52,250
我们直播间的第一个大海盲盒

502
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,400
爆出15天的观众朋友啊

503
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,600
让我们恭喜花花呜

504
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:01,133
再见的才能开这个盲盒啊

505
00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:03,366
那他还挺人性化的

506
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:05,850
这还挺人性化的

507
00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,083
开始狠狠的烤猫

508
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,966
主播一回来就烤我

509
00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:12,683
哎呀该烤了该烤了

510
00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:14,883
说话稍微轻柔一点

511
00:21:14,966 --> 00:21:17,083
主播主播虽然知道该被烤

512
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:18,133
但是嘿嘿

513
00:21:18,850 --> 00:21:19,650
哎呀

514
00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:23,166
考吧考吧

515
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,566
主播已经已经站好了

516
00:21:25,566 --> 00:21:26,800
已经躺好了

517
00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:29,966
恭喜恭喜

518
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,250
哎呀哎呀

519
00:21:32,683 --> 00:21:33,933
久别重逢

520
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,800
搞得跟别人出道回一样

521
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:39,600
这不就可不是什么终于落地回国

522
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,766
今日方知我是我啊

523
00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:45,600
不得不说

524
00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:47,083
我其实觉得

525
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:51,133
一个人在外面待的时间太久了

526
00:21:51,133 --> 00:21:54,133
跟我的这个心理状态直线相关啊

527
00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:58,133
一开始在外面待着的时候觉得啊

528
00:21:58,133 --> 00:22:00,000
挺好的我还挺独立的

529
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,566
我每天都有事情可做

530
00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:03,800
白天上学晚上上播嘛

531
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:06,400
到了后面一直重复这样的生活

532
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,733
然后再加上没什么现实的社交啊

533
00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:13,166
再加上那个没有最喜欢的二次元

534
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,566
能量的补充啊

535
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,883
很多的时候觉得很彷徨很无措

536
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,283
这次回来

537
00:22:19,283 --> 00:22:23,800
之后感觉时间真的是真切的在流动的

538
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,050
哇这20天实在是太充实了

539
00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:28,283
主播这个时候复活

540
00:22:28,283 --> 00:22:29,883
是不是要写什么视频

541
00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:30,883
啥都不干了吗

542
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,333
我们的护肤什么时候发

543
00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:34,800
你们的护肤在厂家那边呢

544
00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:37,083
谢谢饭团续费的

545
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:39,000
5天 5天

546
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,333
五天见效啊

547
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:41,883
我通知奥利奥的

548
00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:45,683
什么黑龙江上曹信来

549
00:22:45,683 --> 00:22:47,133
今日方知我是我

550
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,000
原句不是这么说的吧

551
00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:52,400
嗯装扮已经快大一年了

552
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,250
收藏级呢

553
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:56,333
上集我排了八九月了

554
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,850
排了八九月去了

555
00:22:58,566 --> 00:23:00,600
烟神虽然远在异国他乡

556
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,333
你的身边还有烟烟人呢

557
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:04,966
那可不我一想要是没有烟烟人的话

558
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,050
这样的日子别说两年了

559
00:23:07,283 --> 00:23:10,333
我估计半年我都坚持不了

560
00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,933
哎呀这什么复活小曲啊

561
00:23:13,366 --> 00:23:14,166
太久不见了

562
00:23:14,166 --> 00:23:14,933
他是不厉害

563
00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:18,366
动漫高手主播现在目前IP是在国内的

564
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,483
嗯有的有的有的有的有的

565
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,600
我的身边有烟烟人

566
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,250
怎么越排越后面了

567
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,600
我不知道呀

568
00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:30,200
你问那个排期要提前几个月吧

569
00:23:30,533 --> 00:23:31,533
大家在上海

570
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:32,800
我迟早给你找出来

571
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,600
没事下去我就换地方了

572
00:23:34,650 --> 00:23:35,400
我就知道

573
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,333
烟烟人对我的爱

574
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,450
已经到了那种

575
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:40,483
一定要线下侦视我不可的情况了

576
00:23:40,483 --> 00:23:41,483
所以我都没有

577
00:23:41,483 --> 00:23:45,366
怎么跟大家及时去分享我的信息啊

578
00:23:45,366 --> 00:23:47,800
我一般都是延后一天才发的

579
00:23:48,566 --> 00:23:50,450
我知道我们延安人神通广大

580
00:23:50,450 --> 00:23:52,400
什么地方都有我们延安人的眼线啊

581
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,766
搞不好哪天我发在哪地方

582
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:55,883
哇吃饭真好吃

583
00:23:55,883 --> 00:23:59,333
20分钟内延安人大军就赶到了是吧

584
00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:03,333
终于回国找到小男友

585
00:24:03,333 --> 00:24:05,200
随时间开始流动了吗

586
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,800
不是这个问题啦

587
00:24:08,366 --> 00:24:09,800
真的不是这个问题

588
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,450
哎呀不行把这个切了吧

589
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,733
这不切的话感觉有点受不了

590
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:17,200
以前穿越

591
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:18,250
回前一天去

592
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,650
耽误我20分钟

593
00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:20,600
看不起谁呢

594
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,483
10分钟那毕竟还是挺大的嘛

595
00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,650
我没有丰富的返回意识啊

596
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:31,283
这不能像在那边的时候啊

597
00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:33,166
什么东西都乱发了

598
00:24:33,566 --> 00:24:35,250
这有小鸟急发了

599
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:36,683
先别着急死啊

600
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:37,966
主播先讲完啊

601
00:24:38,683 --> 00:24:39,400
不是扭头

602
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,200
哎呦有人拍你肩膀

603
00:24:41,650 --> 00:24:43,133
别提了别提了

604
00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:43,483
主播

605
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:46,800
去线下参加那个VR五周年庆的时候

606
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,600
啊

607
00:24:47,883 --> 00:24:50,400
主播去参加VR五周年庆的时候

608
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,933
我看这边有那个无料可以领

609
00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:54,200
我一看卧槽

610
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,966
这不都是这很熟悉的面孔啊

611
00:24:56,966 --> 00:24:59,566
什么勺勺的圣诞力牌啊

612
00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:02,133
什么勾勾的流沙麻将啊

613
00:25:02,366 --> 00:25:04,083
哇这么好啊

614
00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,450
还有什么米西米奇的

615
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,800
这个镭射徽章太高级了

616
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,000
我说这是卖的吗

617
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:12,483
他们说不是

618
00:25:12,483 --> 00:25:13,883
不是啊送的送的

619
00:25:13,883 --> 00:25:15,966
发那个动态就送了

620
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,050
我说你发什么动态啊

621
00:25:18,133 --> 00:25:20,333
他说发b站动态就送了

622
00:25:20,450 --> 00:25:23,933
然后我看了一下我这b站账号啊

623
00:25:23,933 --> 00:25:25,483
最后还决定没发了

624
00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,933
错失了一个VR角色的力拍

625
00:25:28,683 --> 00:25:29,333
是不是啊

626
00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:30,600
任人全责啊

627
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:31,650
错失力拍

628
00:25:31,650 --> 00:25:32,600
任人全责

629
00:25:34,966 --> 00:25:37,283
所以以后什么小家我跟着去加拿大

630
00:25:37,283 --> 00:25:39,483
你们真是越说越离谱了

631
00:25:42,483 --> 00:25:45,133
工厂的VR礼物发不出去

632
00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:45,883
真的无聊

633
00:25:45,883 --> 00:25:48,200
送什么主播怎么不看咖位

634
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,683
不如你的周年庆

635
00:25:49,933 --> 00:25:50,733
哎呦

636
00:25:51,166 --> 00:25:53,366
真的我发现这个大家

637
00:25:53,566 --> 00:25:55,166
上海的大家的一天

638
00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:57,566
好像是从中午12点开始的

639
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,083
因为我是早上抽完血挂完号

640
00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:02,200
我挂的最早的号

641
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:05,850
挂完8点的号之后9点左右看完出来了

642
00:26:05,850 --> 00:26:06,566
我心想哎呀

643
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:11,133
这附近正好就有什么我们伟大的中华

644
00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:12,883
秋叶原百年最差

645
00:26:14,533 --> 00:26:18,000
不要在直播间里面报主播医院的名字

646
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,133
报了也没有用的

647
00:26:19,133 --> 00:26:20,400
主播已经结束了

648
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,366
所有的看见啊

649
00:26:21,366 --> 00:26:22,366
不会再回去了

650
00:26:22,366 --> 00:26:24,050
所以主播才能现在告诉大家

651
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:27,650
不要在直播间里面报这个百莲贼他

652
00:26:27,650 --> 00:26:29,000
背上医院的名字

653
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,533
总之就是我一看

654
00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:32,000
哎呦这周围步行

655
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,766
可以前往我们的伟大的百莲贼他

656
00:26:35,133 --> 00:26:35,883
我就去了

657
00:26:35,883 --> 00:26:36,766
百莲贼他

658
00:26:36,766 --> 00:26:39,966
正好看到一楼的那个空挡

659
00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:42,566
就是我们VI五周年的大屏幕

660
00:26:42,566 --> 00:26:44,250
和这个大牌子啊

661
00:26:46,133 --> 00:26:47,166
百莲在家是吧

662
00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:48,166
是啊是啊

663
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:54,083
这不是回到上海的这个理由之一吗

664
00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,483
哎呦要看看这个线下的二次元的

665
00:26:56,483 --> 00:26:58,650
大家到底是什么样的氛围啊

666
00:26:59,566 --> 00:27:00,566
这次停播以后

667
00:27:00,566 --> 00:27:02,166
下次开播是不是要到下个月

668
00:27:02,166 --> 00:27:02,766
那不至于啊

669
00:27:02,766 --> 00:27:04,650
我们5月份还会再播的

670
00:27:06,283 --> 00:27:07,566
就去三角郡

671
00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:11,283
别定了别定了

672
00:27:11,683 --> 00:27:15,283
哎呀大家天天招王招慌的

673
00:27:15,283 --> 00:27:17,400
找主播干嘛

674
00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:25,000
就那个一开始被开了抽25管血这个

675
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,566
这确实是前无古人后无来者了

676
00:27:27,850 --> 00:27:28,800
还会再播的

677
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,883
会的会的

678
00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:34,250
只要说打破了这个直播的心理屏障啊

679
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:36,166
那主播还是会回来的是不是

680
00:27:37,883 --> 00:27:40,966
这怎么能叫每次我开播都恍如隔世呢

681
00:27:40,966 --> 00:27:42,200
这不是恍如吧

682
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,200
这确实有点隔世了吧

683
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,250
已经经历了这个

684
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,366
后路又复活

685
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:49,650
然后又改了是吧

686
00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:52,050
有人春风得意马蹄疾啊

687
00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,683
然后马把蹄子拍了

688
00:27:54,683 --> 00:27:56,200
我不好说是谁啊

689
00:27:56,366 --> 00:27:58,883
还经历了我们是吧

690
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,333
国民界这个重要的变故啊啊

691
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:08,283
变成变成了5-2=3啊之类的一些

692
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,733
但是我还没有去看过具体的东西

693
00:28:10,733 --> 00:28:11,766
所以我现在没有

694
00:28:11,766 --> 00:28:13,650
没有什么办法评价你

695
00:28:15,083 --> 00:28:17,450
你干脆偷偷转身吧

696
00:28:17,883 --> 00:28:21,533
主播不播不是因为讨厌烟烟人

697
00:28:22,133 --> 00:28:23,933
而是因为有的时候呢

698
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,933
主播觉得自己带不来很好的内容

699
00:28:27,050 --> 00:28:28,683
主播经常会自己一个人

700
00:28:28,683 --> 00:28:31,333
像自闭小孩一样对着镜子说话

701
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,000
发现自己说话的时候

702
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:35,450
那个语言组织能力啊有所下降

703
00:28:35,450 --> 00:28:38,483
或者是表达的东西不完整啊

704
00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:39,733
思路总是跑偏

705
00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:41,000
这些时候呢

706
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,133
主播就会觉得哎呀

707
00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:43,966
这怎么能开播去丢人呢

708
00:28:43,966 --> 00:28:45,333
比如我现在就很紧张啊

709
00:28:45,333 --> 00:28:47,450
你们听主播在捏泡泡纸呢

710
00:28:48,083 --> 00:28:52,483
哈哈哈这就是你在夏哥原定开播时

711
00:28:52,483 --> 00:28:53,766
开播的意思吗

712
00:28:55,683 --> 00:28:57,333
他麦克风谁啊

713
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,050
啊他麦克风谁啊

714
00:29:00,733 --> 00:29:01,766
别提了哎呦

715
00:29:01,766 --> 00:29:03,683
主播这个来上海

716
00:29:03,683 --> 00:29:05,733
然后也跟朋友吃了个饭啊

717
00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:07,966
然后主播主播聊聊天

718
00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:09,366
就聊到这个同行了

719
00:29:09,366 --> 00:29:10,933
聊到新月兰纳

720
00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:12,883
然后这个看馆的朋友啊

721
00:29:12,883 --> 00:29:14,966
他说这个新月蓝呢

722
00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:16,283
是谁我说哦

723
00:29:16,366 --> 00:29:17,883
新月蓝你不知道吗

724
00:29:17,883 --> 00:29:19,850
就是那个那个那个哎

725
00:29:19,850 --> 00:29:20,933
你们怎么不看啊

726
00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:21,800
那个啊

727
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,766
所有人不都应该知道新月蓝吗

728
00:29:23,766 --> 00:29:25,200
他说没听说过啊

729
00:29:25,283 --> 00:29:26,650
哎从来都没听说过

730
00:29:26,650 --> 00:29:29,083
我就恍惚感觉到自己已经老了

731
00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:32,933
你是我是你爹嗨

732
00:29:34,533 --> 00:29:35,766
啊月露月露

733
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,933
哈喽哈喽

734
00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:40,000
山西布里亚叶露小姐

735
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
我感觉良好嘿嘿

736
00:29:44,166 --> 00:29:45,650
先来说个正常歌手

737
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:46,483
虽然知道吧

738
00:29:46,483 --> 00:29:49,000
谢谢陆羽的心愿盲盒的情书啊

739
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:49,683
感谢支持

740
00:29:49,683 --> 00:29:51,766
我刚是不是露礼物没谢呀

741
00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,483
我最新的这个

742
00:29:53,483 --> 00:29:56,483
这个面补的地方哎呦挡住了

743
00:29:56,483 --> 00:29:58,566
挡住了主播的这个礼物栏

744
00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:00,883
下次直播主播把它换个地方

745
00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:02,650
现在只好挡礼物栏了

746
00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:06,650
谢谢狗狗显卡的可爱捏和为我打call

747
00:30:06,650 --> 00:30:07,850
感谢支持

748
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:11,283
谢谢陆宇的两封情书和一个小蛋糕捏

749
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:12,883
谢谢谢谢

750
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:14,283
能不能天天播

751
00:30:14,283 --> 00:30:16,483
天天播的话有点有点有点

752
00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:17,566
还是没办法

753
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:20,333
哈哈还是没办法天天播了吧

754
00:30:20,333 --> 00:30:23,166
所以说现在好多好多熟人啊

755
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:23,933
大家都说哎

756
00:30:23,933 --> 00:30:25,683
不认识新的寡人

757
00:30:25,683 --> 00:30:26,766
观众都说不认识

758
00:30:26,766 --> 00:30:28,250
正如我去线下二次元

759
00:30:28,250 --> 00:30:31,000
店发现IP大部分都是

760
00:30:32,683 --> 00:30:34,450
重术回战啊

761
00:30:34,450 --> 00:30:37,083
鬼灭之刃蓝色监狱

762
00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:40,083
排球少年起义开挖啊

763
00:30:40,083 --> 00:30:45,600
还有一些以洛天依为主的Vsinger

764
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,966
还有以初音未来为主的这个虚拟歌姬

765
00:30:50,133 --> 00:30:50,933
等等等等

766
00:30:52,533 --> 00:30:53,966
看了我真的挺怀疑

767
00:30:53,966 --> 00:30:55,683
自己到底是不是二次元的

768
00:30:55,683 --> 00:30:58,083
每一代人都有每一代人的信仰

769
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:02,133
呃这一代人看惯人的这个新观众啊

770
00:31:02,133 --> 00:31:03,483
如果说有新观众的话

771
00:31:03,483 --> 00:31:05,283
显然信仰就不是hold了

772
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,133
哈喽其实复活成功了

773
00:31:09,133 --> 00:31:10,733
只是有突发事件

774
00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,766
他活他死关我毛线

775
00:31:12,766 --> 00:31:14,283
我的生活还在继续

776
00:31:14,283 --> 00:31:16,283
并且继续的还挺开心

777
00:31:20,733 --> 00:31:22,083
你看你这么久不播

778
00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,966
于老师的舰长都掉了

779
00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:26,400
你这是不是在架着于老师给我上舰长

780
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,650
啊哈哈哈

781
00:31:27,650 --> 00:31:29,800
你是不是在架着于老师给我上舰长

782
00:31:29,966 --> 00:31:30,883
主播不上班

783
00:31:30,883 --> 00:31:32,283
这电池都快存发霉了

784
00:31:32,283 --> 00:31:33,650
主播上班了

785
00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:34,933
这不恢复成篮子

786
00:31:34,933 --> 00:31:37,283
狠狠的瞟一波主播的烤饼干吃

787
00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:40,283
大家都在向前走

788
00:31:40,283 --> 00:31:42,083
只有我们米烟一成不变

789
00:31:42,850 --> 00:31:43,650
嗯

790
00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:50,850
我其实觉得我可能确实还挺守旧的吧

791
00:31:51,883 --> 00:31:54,683
我有一段时间追求的就是爱

792
00:31:54,683 --> 00:31:56,883
就希望大家永远都在这里啊

793
00:31:56,883 --> 00:31:58,650
希望我也永远都在这里嘛

794
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,650
然后当时我说我这个愿望是这样的

795
00:32:01,650 --> 00:32:04,450
然后被当时的爷爷在直播间里教育了

796
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:05,450
主播主播

797
00:32:05,450 --> 00:32:06,650
大家都是流动的

798
00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:08,283
每个人都有自己的生活

799
00:32:08,283 --> 00:32:09,683
你怎么能假设啊

800
00:32:09,683 --> 00:32:11,050
所有人都会在这边

801
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,450
然后怎么怎么样的

802
00:32:12,450 --> 00:32:14,533
大家是来看你的节目输出的

803
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,650
大家大家

804
00:32:15,966 --> 00:32:18,450
大家并不是一成不变的

805
00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:20,883
所以主播也要快点动起来之类的

806
00:32:20,883 --> 00:32:23,483
所以主播花了23岁动起来看看

807
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,933
感觉还挺好的

808
00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:26,850
我已落地

809
00:32:26,850 --> 00:32:28,050
感觉良好

810
00:32:29,683 --> 00:32:32,166
把烟烟人丢在一边很开心是吧

811
00:32:32,166 --> 00:32:34,566
主播每天都有跟烟烟人说话

812
00:32:35,883 --> 00:32:38,400
主播每天都有跟烟烟人说话

813
00:32:38,483 --> 00:32:40,283
怎么怎么能这么说呢

814
00:32:41,533 --> 00:32:43,050
烟包吃香喝辣

815
00:32:43,050 --> 00:32:45,566
留我一个人在这里坐哈哈哈

816
00:32:47,283 --> 00:32:48,083
哎呦哎呦

817
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:50,333
我都不好意思跟你们分享

818
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,933
我在外面吃了些什么

819
00:32:51,933 --> 00:32:52,800
玩了些什么

820
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,050
我发现一个人在家那默默的流眼泪啊

821
00:32:56,850 --> 00:33:00,400
前两天他怎么说呢

822
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,600
他特别悲伤的问我乐不思蜀了是吧

823
00:33:03,883 --> 00:33:05,200
而我的选择是

824
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,683
我说从来没撕过哈哈哈

825
00:33:10,483 --> 00:33:12,766
群里说话的也就那么几个人

826
00:33:12,766 --> 00:33:14,683
哎呦主要是

827
00:33:14,966 --> 00:33:15,450
主播

828
00:33:15,450 --> 00:33:19,650
确实也需要一个单独的时间和空间

829
00:33:19,650 --> 00:33:23,483
然后来体会一下真实的生活

830
00:33:23,483 --> 00:33:24,483
什么样的主播

831
00:33:24,483 --> 00:33:26,850
前段时间那个心理状态

832
00:33:26,850 --> 00:33:30,250
已经到了一个比较比较危险的程度吧

833
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:32,650
现在的话其实就还好

834
00:33:32,650 --> 00:33:33,650
可能是因为

835
00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,533
挤了地铁啊

836
00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:38,333
然后排队吃了饭

837
00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:41,333
拿那个三个小时等位去迪士尼

838
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,933
花两个小时

839
00:33:42,933 --> 00:33:47,083
在那个回行的走廊里面等

840
00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:50,133
玩一个时长两分钟的过山车啊

841
00:33:50,133 --> 00:33:51,283
干了这种事情之后

842
00:33:51,283 --> 00:33:54,933
终于感觉自己还是行走在人类之间的

843
00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:56,533
这个孤独患者

844
00:33:56,533 --> 00:33:58,283
中二病终于痊愈了

845
00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:01,283
你怎么知道

846
00:34:01,283 --> 00:34:03,566
我一顿这么好吃的外卖

847
00:34:03,566 --> 00:34:06,450
只要十几人民币呢是吧

848
00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:14,600
要是换成别的别人这个群早就落灰了

849
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,883
那我们这个群小群也也挺落灰的嘛

850
00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:19,600
我知道我知道

851
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,566
哎呀喵喵不在家的时候

852
00:34:21,566 --> 00:34:24,333
都是多亏了鹰眼人在家照顾了

853
00:34:24,483 --> 00:34:25,766
鹰眼人真好

854
00:34:25,883 --> 00:34:27,366
为什么不让我进群

855
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:29,000
哎呦你要小心一点

856
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,283
我们群里面有变态

857
00:34:30,283 --> 00:34:32,883
我怕你破坏对大家的美好认识

858
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,483
群里有变态啊

859
00:34:38,283 --> 00:34:40,933
嗯为什么不要鱼老师进群

860
00:34:41,050 --> 00:34:42,600
鱼群里又变态

861
00:34:43,766 --> 00:34:44,966
阴暗小猫

862
00:34:44,966 --> 00:34:46,683
我现在挺阳光的

863
00:34:47,883 --> 00:34:49,333
跟大家说一下就是有的

864
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,050
时候阴暗爬行啊啊

865
00:34:51,050 --> 00:34:53,483
或者是阴角啊这种性格啊

866
00:34:53,483 --> 00:34:54,966
内向啊不敢说话

867
00:34:54,966 --> 00:34:56,250
自闭症啊之类的

868
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:57,400
有一定可能性

869
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,683
不是心理出了问题

870
00:34:58,683 --> 00:35:00,400
有一定可能性是什么呢

871
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:04,683
是生理指标出了问题啊

872
00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:08,683
比如说主播这次去抽血推荐的那个

873
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:15,000
维生素d的含量是20-100

874
00:35:15,283 --> 00:35:17,650
主播只有可怜的7点多

875
00:35:19,533 --> 00:35:20,733
大概7点多

876
00:35:20,733 --> 00:35:22,333
就是能让一个人

877
00:35:22,483 --> 00:35:24,733
进入一个中度抑郁的症状的

878
00:35:24,733 --> 00:35:26,333
一个一个数值吧

879
00:35:27,450 --> 00:35:29,883
我下单的阳光瓶已经在路上了

880
00:35:29,883 --> 00:35:31,250
打算开始吃啊

881
00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:34,650
我们阴条怎么你的怎么会是冷

882
00:35:34,650 --> 00:35:36,966
群里的发言都能出语录了

883
00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:38,283
那怎么办嘛

884
00:35:38,650 --> 00:35:40,933
主播在外面晒太阳

885
00:35:40,966 --> 00:35:43,166
晒得整个人已经黑了三圈了

886
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:44,250
特别吓人啊

887
00:35:44,933 --> 00:35:47,366
前两天跟小猫妈妈打视频的时候

888
00:35:47,366 --> 00:35:47,966
猫妈妈说

889
00:35:47,966 --> 00:35:49,800
你怎么跟你回来时候一点也不一样了

890
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,800
现在像块碳

891
00:35:50,850 --> 00:35:52,200
我说对不起妈妈

892
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:55,650
这是医生叫我叫我多晒太阳的

893
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,650
为了多晒这个太阳

894
00:35:57,650 --> 00:35:59,766
我连防晒霜都没敢涂

895
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:02,850
感觉整个人都变成了挖煤小猫了

896
00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:06,200
还好我本来就是重的

897
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,733
不怕缺维生素d

898
00:36:07,850 --> 00:36:10,166
本来就是重力型人格是吧

899
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:11,933
你适合去当女童啊

900
00:36:12,333 --> 00:36:15,450
别分享群里人看见有人喜欢听

901
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,366
你不喜欢听的话你就不听

902
00:36:17,366 --> 00:36:18,166
好吧

903
00:36:18,766 --> 00:36:20,283
你不爱听就别听

904
00:36:21,133 --> 00:36:22,966
主播不赛博养生吗

905
00:36:22,966 --> 00:36:25,283
我虽然每天一点水果都不吃

906
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:27,883
但是吃复合维生素

907
00:36:27,933 --> 00:36:31,883
我的话就是我吃水果

908
00:36:31,883 --> 00:36:32,200
但是

909
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,850
其实我很难想起来要吃维生素片

910
00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:35,966
之类的东西

911
00:36:36,533 --> 00:36:38,050
我现在出门什么的

912
00:36:38,050 --> 00:36:41,250
都把它放在那个门口的台子边上

913
00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:43,133
出门之前吃一块

914
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,683
然后今天跟昨天因为没出门

915
00:36:45,683 --> 00:36:47,333
就完全忘了吃了

916
00:36:48,283 --> 00:36:49,083
哎

917
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,450
主播你早上下午晒

918
00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:53,366
晒半个小时就行了吗

919
00:36:55,683 --> 00:36:56,250
半个小时

920
00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:57,200
就够了吗

921
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,850
直接吃维生素d不行吗

922
00:36:59,850 --> 00:37:00,883
这部戏看了吗

923
00:37:00,883 --> 00:37:02,166
没看呢没看呢

924
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:04,166
要不要等完结了再看呐

925
00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:06,933
我是挺想等完结了再看的

926
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,133
因为我受不了追翻的那个感觉

927
00:37:10,133 --> 00:37:12,050
我会抓心挠肝的

928
00:37:12,366 --> 00:37:14,850
如果要是看一些动漫改啊

929
00:37:14,850 --> 00:37:17,683
不是要看一些漫画改游戏改的作品

930
00:37:17,683 --> 00:37:19,600
我就会回去翻原作

931
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:21,966
看看他到底都发展了些啥

932
00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:23,366
看完原作之后

933
00:37:23,366 --> 00:37:25,800
这个动画剩下的几集可能我就不看了

934
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,533
比如福利联就是这样的

935
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,166
我福利连的最后几集一直都没看

936
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,533
因为我实在等不了了

937
00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:34,483
我去看了漫画原著之后

938
00:37:34,483 --> 00:37:35,733
因为知道了剧情

939
00:37:35,733 --> 00:37:37,166
我就不想看了

940
00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:41,800
吃没用大剂量要打针的啊

941
00:37:41,883 --> 00:37:43,733
这个我去问了

942
00:37:43,733 --> 00:37:45,766
我去问了两个医院的

943
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,650
第一个医院说我们这没有这玩意啊

944
00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:51,250
你要不然去问问其他的医院吧

945
00:37:51,283 --> 00:37:53,133
然后给我开了个盖尔奇

946
00:37:53,250 --> 00:37:54,483
我说我缺维生素d

947
00:37:54,483 --> 00:37:55,933
你给我开盖尔奇干什么

948
00:37:55,933 --> 00:37:57,083
他说没办法

949
00:37:57,083 --> 00:37:59,250
我们医院只能开出来这个我说啊

950
00:38:00,650 --> 00:38:02,933
不是姐你是三甲医院啊

951
00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:03,933
我缺维生素d

952
00:38:03,933 --> 00:38:05,200
你给我开个盖尔奇

953
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:06,600
你是不是有卖药指标啊

954
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,400
你告诉我

955
00:38:07,933 --> 00:38:09,133
我回去搜了一下

956
00:38:09,133 --> 00:38:10,800
这盖尔奇吃了几天

957
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,366
我一看怎么感觉好像没什么用啊

958
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,733
那维生素d含量特别少

959
00:38:16,133 --> 00:38:18,600
正常来说一片维d的低剂

960
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:23,250
它的那个含量应该是 400-600

961
00:38:23,650 --> 00:38:26,850
假如说是加强版的那种阳光屏的话

962
00:38:26,850 --> 00:38:29,883
可能是2,0005,000或者1万这结构

963
00:38:29,883 --> 00:38:31,800
开了盖尔奇只有125

964
00:38:31,933 --> 00:38:33,650
这吃了游泳就有鬼了

965
00:38:33,650 --> 00:38:36,483
好吧我就去了第二个医院呢

966
00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:37,000
我问他们

967
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,733
我说维生素d能打针吗

968
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,800
他们说不推荐我打针

969
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,083
因为打针虽然一次能打1万个单

970
00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:46,883
位或者是2万个单位

971
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:51,083
但实际上打针的那个是没有活性的

972
00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:52,566
如果吃的话

973
00:38:52,566 --> 00:38:55,133
吃到肚子里的那种是有活性的

974
00:38:55,483 --> 00:38:57,400
他是什么脂溶性的还是怎么样

975
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,483
反正就那个医生跟我说了一大套

976
00:38:59,483 --> 00:39:01,400
大概就是不推荐打针啊

977
00:39:01,566 --> 00:39:03,333
如果要是打针的话呢

978
00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:04,800
吸收的效果会挺差的

979
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,050
很多都会流失

980
00:39:06,133 --> 00:39:08,683
不如自己去买大剂量的药去吃啊

981
00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:12,733
我说OK OK好提醒我吃维生素的指标

982
00:39:12,733 --> 00:39:14,566
就是看鸟鸟黄不黄

983
00:39:15,966 --> 00:39:17,400
别在弹幕里发这个

984
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,766
一会又要有人看你鸟鸟了

985
00:39:19,766 --> 00:39:21,600
我们今天人都是变态

986
00:39:21,883 --> 00:39:22,283
主办

987
00:39:22,283 --> 00:39:25,133
可以分享下接下来的具体行程安排吗

988
00:39:25,133 --> 00:39:27,000
我有个朋友很感兴趣

989
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:33,883
嗯接下来的话就大家众所周知的

990
00:39:33,883 --> 00:39:35,600
什么商业街呀

991
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,083
什么南京路步行街呀什么的

992
00:39:39,883 --> 00:39:45,133
呃外滩迪士尼还有二次元的那些商场

993
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,450
什么百米香榭百联侦探

994
00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:50,083
第一百货还有什么什么

995
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:53,683
反正主播大概莫名其妙的都去玩了

996
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,250
嗯

997
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,800
主播还没坐过那个有轨电车啊

998
00:40:00,933 --> 00:40:02,766
然后还有什么呢

999
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,566
这就是还还没计划好还不知道呢

1000
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:13,450
不过应该会挑一天去吃那个放题

1001
00:40:13,766 --> 00:40:18,133
去吃那个一续或者是牛牛这种放题啊

1002
00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:19,966
我想吃这种东西好久了

1003
00:40:19,966 --> 00:40:22,450
一个人就100多块钱简直是太便宜了

1004
00:40:22,450 --> 00:40:23,250
天呐

1005
00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:27,883
VD原创嗯嗯我知道是原创啦

1006
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:30,083
你可以一记追20部

1007
00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:32,050
然后等出发现证明你看

1008
00:40:32,050 --> 00:40:32,683
不行啦

1009
00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:36,533
我一个月在这边花花好多钱的房租

1010
00:40:36,533 --> 00:40:39,000
不能在房子里面看动画片

1011
00:40:39,483 --> 00:40:41,166
我要多出去走走

1012
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,333
等到回家不用交房租的时候

1013
00:40:43,333 --> 00:40:44,850
再呆在家里面到死宅

1014
00:40:44,850 --> 00:40:45,650
看动画片

1015
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,083
我已经计划好了

1016
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,650
嗯医改是这样的

1017
00:40:50,650 --> 00:40:51,883
为什么会这样啊

1018
00:40:51,883 --> 00:40:53,000
给小猫塞点中

1019
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:53,683
成药

1020
00:40:53,683 --> 00:40:56,733
我不知道有没有必要去中医那边看看

1021
00:40:56,733 --> 00:40:59,133
因为怎么说呢

1022
00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:02,650
主播之前有一个很典型的症状啊

1023
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,050
就是吃完碳水之后犯困

1024
00:41:05,050 --> 00:41:07,766
吃米粉吃面条比吃米饭困的多

1025
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,650
如果主食吃多了之后就脑袋疼

1026
00:41:10,933 --> 00:41:13,083
主播以为自己胰岛素抵抗了呢

1027
00:41:13,083 --> 00:41:14,566
所以才去抽血的

1028
00:41:14,566 --> 00:41:16,533
结果医院给我开了5套糖奶

1029
00:41:16,533 --> 00:41:18,133
加起来抽25管血

1030
00:41:19,766 --> 00:41:20,600
人家人家

1031
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,166
那个负责抽血的医生

1032
00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,083
盯着我的那个单子看了一会

1033
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:25,483
我说你怎么不动啊

1034
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,800
他说谁给你那个那个傻

1035
00:41:27,850 --> 00:41:29,883
给你开的25管血啊

1036
00:41:30,450 --> 00:41:32,766
啊今天抽完这个标本交上去之后

1037
00:41:32,766 --> 00:41:34,133
去把这四套退掉

1038
00:41:34,133 --> 00:41:35,533
人都抽死了

1039
00:41:35,533 --> 00:41:38,000
这么抽哪个实习生搞的

1040
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,400
回去一只白猫

1041
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:41,250
回来一只黑猫

1042
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:42,733
那我回去时候是真白了

1043
00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:43,450
天天不出门

1044
00:41:43,450 --> 00:41:44,600
感觉白的要发光

1045
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,166
现在整个人黑的不行了

1046
00:41:46,733 --> 00:41:47,766
完蛋了

1047
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:49,966
我受伤了

1048
00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,483
破防你说话好伤人

1049
00:41:51,483 --> 00:41:53,650
对不起斯蒂巴斯

1050
00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:56,166
我这根本就动啊

1051
00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:57,800
他不动呃

1052
00:41:58,450 --> 00:41:59,800
最后抽了5管

1053
00:41:59,933 --> 00:42:02,566
但是我剩下的钱还没退回去呢

1054
00:42:02,566 --> 00:42:04,766
我感觉是医院冲业绩了

1055
00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,083
一般来说去看病

1056
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:12,450
不都是一个比较中年以上的主任医师

1057
00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:13,050
啊

1058
00:42:13,050 --> 00:42:16,483
然后配上一个清澈的大学实习生吧

1059
00:42:17,050 --> 00:42:17,250
啊

1060
00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:20,166
这个主任医师就是负责给我诊断的

1061
00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:21,283
然后大学生呢

1062
00:42:21,283 --> 00:42:22,966
负责给我开药

1063
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,933
他就给我开了那个5套的逃奶

1064
00:42:27,050 --> 00:42:28,450
给我整无语了

1065
00:42:29,566 --> 00:42:31,000
给大家看一下

1066
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:34,133
哎我这片子就在我边上

1067
00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:35,883
我看一下这个数值

1068
00:42:42,933 --> 00:42:44,766
过敏源我才抽了8管

1069
00:42:44,850 --> 00:42:46,733
我第一天抽了6管

1070
00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:49,850
然后这个最后一天抽了5管

1071
00:42:49,850 --> 00:42:51,333
大概就差不多了

1072
00:42:51,533 --> 00:42:53,166
幸好没在同一天做啊

1073
00:42:53,166 --> 00:42:55,400
同一天做的话感觉整个人会晕

1074
00:42:56,333 --> 00:42:57,683
实习生负责拿人练手

1075
00:42:57,683 --> 00:42:58,650
我抽血的时候

1076
00:42:58,650 --> 00:42:59,966
都碰到实习生了

1077
00:42:59,966 --> 00:43:00,766
我的妈呀

1078
00:43:00,766 --> 00:43:02,083
我都服了他了

1079
00:43:02,966 --> 00:43:05,883
那个姐在我的手上啊

1080
00:43:05,933 --> 00:43:06,966
仔细的看

1081
00:43:06,966 --> 00:43:07,933
仔细的看

1082
00:43:07,933 --> 00:43:09,683
就感觉要看出个花来

1083
00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:13,000
拿出棉签消毒的动作也非常缓慢啊

1084
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,400
拆那个针管包装的那个

1085
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,600
手也非常不利索

1086
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,600
到这块我就知道

1087
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,933
完蛋了完蛋了

1088
00:43:19,050 --> 00:43:20,600
这肯定是实习生

1089
00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:21,650
果然

1090
00:43:21,650 --> 00:43:24,200
抽的时候感觉到一阵尖锐的疼痛啊

1091
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,050
比我之前抽6管血加起来还要痛

1092
00:43:27,133 --> 00:43:28,766
我都能清晰的感觉到

1093
00:43:28,766 --> 00:43:30,733
这个血管正在悲鸣

1094
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:33,250
正在被刺穿的那个过程

1095
00:43:34,333 --> 00:43:36,883
最离谱的是是他拔针也疼

1096
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,850
到了今天还在肿啊

1097
00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:40,366
我不知道他为什么

1098
00:43:43,083 --> 00:43:43,566
别说了

1099
00:43:43,566 --> 00:43:45,933
想起来小时候去打针被扎了四五针

1100
00:43:45,933 --> 00:43:47,200
没扎进血管

1101
00:43:47,333 --> 00:43:47,883
哎呦

1102
00:43:47,883 --> 00:43:51,250
本来小的时候小孩子皮肤就敏感

1103
00:43:51,533 --> 00:43:52,966
然后扎四五针

1104
00:43:52,966 --> 00:43:55,050
整个人一辈子的心理阴影啊

1105
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:57,200
比Michael的一辈子还要长一圈

1106
00:43:58,050 --> 00:43:59,250
扎肉里了

1107
00:44:01,366 --> 00:44:02,766
本来我以为什么呢

1108
00:44:02,766 --> 00:44:05,000
我以为这个大城市的医院

1109
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:08,083
医生起码都是水平很高的

1110
00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:11,483
很多医生都是那种无情的抽血机器啊

1111
00:44:11,766 --> 00:44:14,166
谈笑风生之间三秒钟

1112
00:44:14,766 --> 00:44:17,483
一秒钟拆那个针管的包装啊

1113
00:44:17,483 --> 00:44:18,800
半秒钟消毒

1114
00:44:20,483 --> 00:44:22,000
从看你的手

1115
00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:24,450
到这个针从你身体里拔出来

1116
00:44:24,450 --> 00:44:26,250
也就5秒钟不到吧啊

1117
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,050
这个姐硬拖了我30秒

1118
00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:30,966
我就知道完蛋完蛋了

1119
00:44:33,766 --> 00:44:35,400
这辈子就是被Michael害的

1120
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,766
那这不能怪我吧

1121
00:44:36,766 --> 00:44:38,933
这不是大家教我去够的嘛

1122
00:44:38,933 --> 00:44:39,883
大家教我够

1123
00:44:39,883 --> 00:44:41,366
所以才这样的呀

1124
00:44:41,483 --> 00:44:43,166
你带伊丽莎白圈了吗

1125
00:44:43,166 --> 00:44:45,133
我没带要不然我会咬他的

1126
00:44:45,483 --> 00:44:49,000
啊不对我我我已经是成熟的大人了

1127
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,366
不带伊丽莎白圈也不会咬他的

1128
00:44:51,883 --> 00:44:53,333
扎针不是护士扎吗

1129
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:54,800
应该是医生吧

1130
00:44:56,250 --> 00:44:59,000
我看他不像是护士的样子

1131
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,050
感觉是医生哎

1132
00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:08,283
那个说我被开了好多套唐耐的

1133
00:45:08,283 --> 00:45:12,083
那个男医生明显就是比较熟练的啊

1134
00:45:12,083 --> 00:45:14,200
基本上我还没感觉到疼呢

1135
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,200
这个血就已经结束了

1136
00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:19,600
刚进来没听前面怎么了

1137
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:21,450
怎么又圆周率之歌了

1138
00:45:21,450 --> 00:45:22,733
我不要听这个

1139
00:45:27,366 --> 00:45:29,600
等一下我看看我的那个糖袋

1140
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,250
好像结果没打出来

1141
00:45:31,933 --> 00:45:34,966
是是猫妈妈在网上发给我的

1142
00:45:34,966 --> 00:45:36,050
等我看一下

1143
00:45:40,733 --> 00:45:44,933
我的空腹葡萄糖血糖是4.8

1144
00:45:45,050 --> 00:45:49,800
然后餐餐后半个小时的血糖是6.3

1145
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:53,850
然后60分钟的血糖是5.8120分钟

1146
00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:56,283
是6.1180分钟

1147
00:45:56,283 --> 00:45:57,250
是5.8

1148
00:45:58,050 --> 00:45:59,200
啊我也不知道为什么

1149
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,566
感觉还挺奇怪的

1150
00:46:00,566 --> 00:46:01,283
正常来说

1151
00:46:01,283 --> 00:46:03,733
不是应该餐后30分钟

1152
00:46:03,733 --> 00:46:06,133
或者是60分钟那个血糖最高吗

1153
00:46:06,133 --> 00:46:07,566
反正我的话是

1154
00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:09,483
餐后两小时的血糖

1155
00:46:09,483 --> 00:46:12,166
比前面的都要高一点

1156
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:14,333
然后100分80分钟之后

1157
00:46:14,333 --> 00:46:14,883
这个血糖

1158
00:46:14,883 --> 00:46:18,683
还是持续比空腹的那个血糖要高

1159
00:46:19,733 --> 00:46:23,166
我觉得有可能是消化太慢了

1160
00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:26,850
不知道反正都在那个参考值范围内

1161
00:46:26,883 --> 00:46:28,333
胰岛素发力了

1162
00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:29,283
是这样吗

1163
00:46:29,366 --> 00:46:30,650
还好不是个实习的

1164
00:46:30,650 --> 00:46:32,283
不然真给你戳成猫肝了

1165
00:46:32,283 --> 00:46:32,766
我怀疑

1166
00:46:32,766 --> 00:46:36,450
我第一针要是在那个实习女医生的扎

1167
00:46:36,450 --> 00:46:40,966
她可能会真的不问为什么有5套糖耐

1168
00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:42,883
直接给我一次充5块

1169
00:46:43,366 --> 00:46:44,850
那也太可怕了

1170
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,800
查了炎症水平了吗

1171
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,200
我们去问了这个

1172
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:51,483
他说没有办法去查这个炎症

1173
00:46:51,966 --> 00:46:53,683
就他们不知道怎么查这个

1174
00:46:53,683 --> 00:46:55,250
推荐我去看看中医

1175
00:46:55,966 --> 00:46:59,000
然后我说那那那我回家再研究研究呗

1176
00:47:02,083 --> 00:47:07,683
然后我看一下我的所有的片子里面呢

1177
00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:13,533
我做了那个心脏多普勒彩超啊

1178
00:47:13,533 --> 00:47:15,600
这个是完全正常的

1179
00:47:16,366 --> 00:47:19,200
就是我的心脏非常的健康

1180
00:47:19,483 --> 00:47:21,566
所以我的心肺功能不好

1181
00:47:21,566 --> 00:47:24,400
我一跑步就感觉心脏跳跳死了

1182
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,566
纯纯的是因为我是

1183
00:47:25,566 --> 00:47:26,450
一只懒猫

1184
00:47:27,366 --> 00:47:30,283
哈哈哈医生说的很委婉啊

1185
00:47:30,283 --> 00:47:32,166
但是我听出来他这个意思了

1186
00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:34,966
你的心脏非常正常啊

1187
00:47:34,966 --> 00:47:35,933
厚度也正常

1188
00:47:35,933 --> 00:47:36,883
内径也正常

1189
00:47:36,883 --> 00:47:38,733
回声也正常啊

1190
00:47:38,766 --> 00:47:40,333
起臂活动也正常

1191
00:47:40,450 --> 00:47:41,733
哎你说什么

1192
00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:44,766
你说你运动的时候心脏跳的特别快

1193
00:47:44,766 --> 00:47:47,683
觉得自己心肺功能有问题啊

1194
00:47:48,366 --> 00:47:50,050
那么你静息状态下

1195
00:47:50,050 --> 00:47:53,050
未见明显阶段性势必运动异常

1196
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,133
想必肯定是你是个懒狗从来都不动吧

1197
00:47:56,133 --> 00:47:57,050
哈哈哈

1198
00:47:58,166 --> 00:47:59,000
哎呀

1199
00:47:59,683 --> 00:48:00,800
上周不来姨妈

1200
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,250
去看医生给开了糖耐好看

1201
00:48:03,250 --> 00:48:04,566
内分泌确诊了

1202
00:48:04,566 --> 00:48:07,050
对对我也是内分泌的问题啊

1203
00:48:07,283 --> 00:48:09,333
因为我不是吃完饭之后

1204
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:12,000
怀疑自己头晕晕乎乎的嘛

1205
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:13,450
然后我就说

1206
00:48:13,566 --> 00:48:16,366
是不是首先怀疑三个东西啊

1207
00:48:16,366 --> 00:48:18,683
一个是也胰岛素抵抗

1208
00:48:18,683 --> 00:48:20,800
或者说糖尿病这个类型的

1209
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,683
一个是甲减之类的吗

1210
00:48:24,133 --> 00:48:26,800
还有一个就是这种

1211
00:48:28,283 --> 00:48:31,733
嗯性激素还是激素水平之类的

1212
00:48:31,733 --> 00:48:33,933
总是跟内分泌相关的各种激素

1213
00:48:33,933 --> 00:48:35,283
有没有问题啊

1214
00:48:36,683 --> 00:48:39,166
所以抽很多血就会产内分泌嘛

1215
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,000
最后基本上都正常啊

1216
00:48:41,366 --> 00:48:43,883
脑雾就是血脑屏障受损

1217
00:48:43,883 --> 00:48:46,400
导致炎症分子进入大脑

1218
00:48:46,733 --> 00:48:50,133
那我是应该去扫一个脑部的CT吗

1219
00:48:51,933 --> 00:48:54,600
这样听的话还是还是挺接近的

1220
00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:56,450
虽然我之前也觉得

1221
00:48:56,450 --> 00:48:58,683
我百分百是胰岛素抵抗了

1222
00:48:58,683 --> 00:49:00,800
但是查完了之后反而发现意外的

1223
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,883
挺正常的

1224
00:49:02,133 --> 00:49:04,966
甲状腺相关的东西也挺正常的

1225
00:49:04,966 --> 00:49:06,533
基本上没有什么

1226
00:49:07,250 --> 00:49:09,083
没有什么异常指标

1227
00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:13,766
然后只有一个目前没有功能的垂体瘤

1228
00:49:13,966 --> 00:49:15,166
啊主播确诊了

1229
00:49:15,166 --> 00:49:16,733
脑子里面确实长了东西

1230
00:49:16,733 --> 00:49:17,966
但是这个东西很小

1231
00:49:17,966 --> 00:49:21,283
大概也就是0.3厘米3毫米那么大

1232
00:49:21,283 --> 00:49:22,933
一个非常小的小球球

1233
00:49:24,683 --> 00:49:27,050
目前也不用手术啊

1234
00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:28,683
然后也不需要去吃药

1235
00:49:28,683 --> 00:49:31,483
干预因为我的内分泌

1236
00:49:31,483 --> 00:49:33,683
化验的激素都是正常的

1237
00:49:33,683 --> 00:49:34,733
包括什么

1238
00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,083
等一下我把

1239
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,250
我把我把片子找出来啊

1240
00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:39,850
因为我背不下来这些东西

1241
00:49:39,850 --> 00:49:40,650
都是什么

1242
00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:43,083
少了应该也没啥用

1243
00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:43,966
我看看啊

1244
00:49:43,966 --> 00:49:44,933
等一下我

1245
00:49:49,766 --> 00:49:51,883
啊对他说我有点脂肪肝

1246
00:49:51,883 --> 00:49:53,083
但是很正常

1247
00:49:53,366 --> 00:49:54,450
说是什么

1248
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:55,850
因为不太运动

1249
00:49:55,850 --> 00:49:56,966
长了脂肪肝

1250
00:49:56,966 --> 00:49:59,333
但是不需要说单独去肝脏去

1251
00:49:59,333 --> 00:50:01,683
去那个什么去查

1252
00:50:01,683 --> 00:50:03,766
因为很多人都有这个东西

1253
00:50:03,766 --> 00:50:04,650
我说好吧

1254
00:50:07,650 --> 00:50:10,283
你按照医生要求的每天播3小时

1255
00:50:10,283 --> 00:50:11,366
健身还了吗

1256
00:50:11,366 --> 00:50:14,133
我最近每天都走12,000步

1257
00:50:14,133 --> 00:50:15,733
除了昨天啊

1258
00:50:15,733 --> 00:50:17,933
然后感觉自己的体能已经上来了

1259
00:50:17,933 --> 00:50:19,683
这不是把瑜伽垫铺好了

1260
00:50:19,683 --> 00:50:22,450
今天打算下播了之后下午缓一缓嘛

1261
00:50:23,766 --> 00:50:25,966
熬夜熬的还挺好的

1262
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:26,566
哎呦

1263
00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:30,800
就不给大家看主播的那个扫的超声了

1264
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,166
要不然的话又要说这是对什么100本天

1265
00:50:34,166 --> 00:50:34,966
白瞎了美

1266
00:50:34,966 --> 00:50:36,166
拙劣的模仿

1267
00:50:36,166 --> 00:50:36,366
虽然

1268
00:50:36,366 --> 00:50:38,883
我觉得大家真的比我会看这些东西

1269
00:50:38,883 --> 00:50:40,650
我给大家念念报告吧

1270
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,200
我的胆囊胰腺

1271
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,800
脾脏和肾脏啊

1272
00:50:46,083 --> 00:50:48,000
这些东西都很正常

1273
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,333
甲状腺也是

1274
00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:52,650
没有什么明显的占位病变

1275
00:50:52,650 --> 00:50:54,400
也没有肿大的淋巴结

1276
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,966
没有异常彩色血流啊

1277
00:51:00,533 --> 00:51:02,200
超声懂得运检不

1278
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,366
不是超声吗

1279
00:51:03,366 --> 00:51:07,766
我分不清CT超声b超这些东西

1280
00:51:09,850 --> 00:51:12,050
就不跟大家交流这个这个

1281
00:51:12,050 --> 00:51:13,733
怎么做这个东西了

1282
00:51:13,733 --> 00:51:15,050
因为交流这个

1283
00:51:15,050 --> 00:51:17,600
总觉得会因为涉黄然后被举报

1284
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:20,133
听饿了为什么

1285
00:51:20,133 --> 00:51:21,966
这明明不是能吃的东西吧

1286
00:51:26,683 --> 00:51:30,283
啊然后还有那个经典的女性疾病

1287
00:51:30,283 --> 00:51:31,400
卵巢囊肿

1288
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,650
长了一点点

1289
00:51:33,050 --> 00:51:34,566
长了一米米

1290
00:51:34,566 --> 00:51:36,650
一点点一小个

1291
00:51:42,083 --> 00:51:44,450
大概是呃呃

1292
00:51:47,283 --> 00:51:49,600
5毫米乘8毫米这样的

1293
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,600
你现抽了

1294
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,083
只剩我一个在这里当煎

1295
00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:52,733
饼没关系

1296
00:51:52,733 --> 00:51:54,283
我很快就会回去了

1297
00:51:55,133 --> 00:51:59,933
我只是临时出来取保候审了一下啊

1298
00:51:59,933 --> 00:52:02,650
然后出来出来取保候审了一下捏

1299
00:52:04,766 --> 00:52:05,400
心电图

1300
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,366
他给我诊断了一个窦性心律出来

1301
00:52:08,683 --> 00:52:10,166
不知道对不对

1302
00:52:10,366 --> 00:52:10,933
但是

1303
00:52:10,933 --> 00:52:14,366
我刚刚诊断出这个窦性心律的那一天

1304
00:52:14,933 --> 00:52:16,000
就给我推荐

1305
00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:17,050
因为什么

1306
00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:20,050
因为体检诊断出这个窦性心律

1307
00:52:20,050 --> 00:52:21,883
然后被拒绝入职的

1308
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,483
这个博主在吐槽这件事情

1309
00:52:25,566 --> 00:52:27,000
好像没什么问题啊

1310
00:52:27,366 --> 00:52:29,200
很快就会带着小男友回去

1311
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,450
为什么不在加拿大找小男友呢

1312
00:52:33,533 --> 00:52:37,683
这是什么史诗级音乐啊嗯

1313
00:52:41,083 --> 00:52:44,200
怎么感觉是某一个Gala game的BGM啊

1314
00:52:44,883 --> 00:52:48,083
各位噶乐超人有没有人听过这首歌啊

1315
00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:49,933
然后我看看

1316
00:52:51,050 --> 00:52:53,133
维生素d太低了

1317
00:52:53,133 --> 00:52:54,733
然后维生素e呀

1318
00:52:54,733 --> 00:52:56,850
k我第一次知道还有维生素k

1319
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:58,766
维生素k呀

1320
00:52:58,766 --> 00:53:01,566
a呀这些东西都还算正常吧

1321
00:53:01,566 --> 00:53:03,333
但a的话其实有点缺

1322
00:53:03,333 --> 00:53:07,133
因为它说160-1,200单位是正常的

1323
00:53:07,133 --> 00:53:08,683
结果我只有200多

1324
00:53:08,766 --> 00:53:09,850
就有点少

1325
00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:11,483
稍微有点点少

1326
00:53:11,566 --> 00:53:14,200
然后维生素b是挺缺的

1327
00:53:14,366 --> 00:53:16,000
这个其实我有预料到

1328
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:20,083
因为那个主播的头发挺少的

1329
00:53:20,083 --> 00:53:22,933
可能就跟B7之类的有关系了

1330
00:53:23,883 --> 00:53:25,450
两边都有小男友

1331
00:53:25,450 --> 00:53:26,600
不会吧不会

1332
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:29,650
真像那个经典留学生PDF一样

1333
00:53:29,850 --> 00:53:30,766
每个国家一个

1334
00:53:30,766 --> 00:53:31,366
英国一个

1335
00:53:31,366 --> 00:53:32,083
美国一个

1336
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:32,933
澳大利亚一个

1337
00:53:32,933 --> 00:53:33,766
加拿大一个

1338
00:53:33,766 --> 00:53:34,483
中国一个

1339
00:53:34,483 --> 00:53:35,483
有点太忙了吧

1340
00:53:35,483 --> 00:53:37,083
五等分的花架呀

1341
00:53:37,566 --> 00:53:38,733
吃鱼肝油吧

1342
00:53:38,733 --> 00:53:39,533
嗯

1343
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,083
已经有买了这个东西啊

1344
00:53:43,766 --> 00:53:44,766
然后还有一个

1345
00:53:44,766 --> 00:53:48,000
跟前几年基本上没什么差别的

1346
00:53:48,133 --> 00:53:49,283
我刚出国的时候

1347
00:53:49,283 --> 00:53:52,050
做体检就只有一项是相对较低的

1348
00:53:52,050 --> 00:53:54,483
就那个载脂蛋白A1

1349
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,650
这次也是载脂蛋白AE

1350
00:53:57,650 --> 00:54:00,683
比上次要要怎么说呢

1351
00:54:00,683 --> 00:54:02,800
也都是比标准区间要小

1352
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,050
但我也不知道为什么

1353
00:54:04,050 --> 00:54:05,933
这个医生看完了之后

1354
00:54:05,933 --> 00:54:07,600
他也没跟我说为什么

1355
00:54:07,683 --> 00:54:09,250
他就说没啥事

1356
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,600
但是也不知道这东西管啥的

1357
00:54:12,650 --> 00:54:14,883
这点应该人们我可以是你妈

1358
00:54:14,883 --> 00:54:15,683
你给我爬

1359
00:54:17,533 --> 00:54:21,133
最关心的那个什么激素检测

1360
00:54:21,483 --> 00:54:24,683
就包括什么全固酮

1361
00:54:25,283 --> 00:54:26,166
迅速活性

1362
00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:28,566
还有大家都知道的皮质醇呐

1363
00:54:28,650 --> 00:54:29,450
可丁松啊

1364
00:54:29,450 --> 00:54:32,650
这些东西相对来说都还算正常

1365
00:54:32,650 --> 00:54:34,883
然后为了去确保

1366
00:54:34,883 --> 00:54:37,450
他在一个正确的生理周期里面

1367
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:41,000
被检测然后主播又做了两次

1368
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,800
啊

1369
00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:43,683
我想起来了

1370
00:54:43,683 --> 00:54:45,733
我一共抽了16关血

1371
00:54:45,733 --> 00:54:48,600
就是因为这个里面做了两次这个

1372
00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:53,133
谢谢柚子的情书啊

1373
00:54:53,133 --> 00:54:54,133
感谢支持

1374
00:54:54,133 --> 00:54:55,450
红豆鸟里个的

1375
00:54:58,050 --> 00:55:01,083
第一次做那个不是特别

1376
00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:02,083
怎么说呢

1377
00:55:02,083 --> 00:55:04,600
因为我感觉国内的这种医院

1378
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,483
还是挺挺人性化的吧

1379
00:55:07,650 --> 00:55:09,883
因为如果你怀疑你要有糖尿病的话

1380
00:55:09,883 --> 00:55:11,366
你想确诊糖尿病

1381
00:55:12,483 --> 00:55:14,566
一般来说做糖耐呀

1382
00:55:14,566 --> 00:55:15,966
或者做血糖这种东西

1383
00:55:15,966 --> 00:55:17,766
不都要喝葡萄糖粉的吗

1384
00:55:17,766 --> 00:55:19,650
这东西真的超级超级难喝

1385
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,250
难以下咽

1386
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:23,733
因为你喝到第一管的时候

1387
00:55:23,733 --> 00:55:25,133
就相当于喝什么

1388
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,283
喝两倍或者3倍于全糖

1389
00:55:28,283 --> 00:55:29,800
奶茶的那个甜度的水

1390
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,800
而且没有奶味就只有水味

1391
00:55:32,733 --> 00:55:36,366
你要喝大概8管那种小管的水

1392
00:55:36,366 --> 00:55:38,400
真的超级超级难以下咽

1393
00:55:39,650 --> 00:55:40,966
但是我第一次做那种

1394
00:55:40,966 --> 00:55:43,850
比较粗略的这个血糖的时候

1395
00:55:44,250 --> 00:55:46,083
他就告诉我说可以

1396
00:55:47,533 --> 00:55:50,200
可以吃个馒头来代替

1397
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,483
就是说你不要喝水

1398
00:55:52,483 --> 00:55:53,883
你就纯吃馒头

1399
00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:55,883
吃一个2两的白馒头

1400
00:55:55,966 --> 00:55:58,450
那这样的话虽然也挺难以下咽的

1401
00:55:58,450 --> 00:56:00,883
但是比喝葡萄糖水要强多了

1402
00:56:01,450 --> 00:56:03,083
葡萄糖甜度比较低哪

1403
00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:04,250
哪有比较低啊

1404
00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:05,933
明明就很高了吧

1405
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,733
我喝完这个东西前两天喝的吧

1406
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:14,000
好像是2023号还是2222号

1407
00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:16,200
23号 23号喝的

1408
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,400
我到现在嗓子今天还在哑

1409
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,966
甜的是蔗糖和果糖

1410
00:56:20,966 --> 00:56:22,566
但它那个是超级超级

1411
00:56:22,566 --> 00:56:25,166
超级浓度高的那种

1412
00:56:25,166 --> 00:56:27,683
就明显感觉已经像糖浆了一样

1413
00:56:27,850 --> 00:56:29,166
虽然没有蜂蜜那么黏

1414
00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:31,333
已经像糖浆了一样在挂壁

1415
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:35,366
呃对啊一杯5分钟喝完

1416
00:56:35,533 --> 00:56:37,366
要超过一点都不行

1417
00:56:39,450 --> 00:56:40,683
味道比较怪

1418
00:56:40,683 --> 00:56:41,883
沙嗓子明显

1419
00:56:41,883 --> 00:56:44,533
喝完之后感觉嗓子整个都不行了

1420
00:56:47,933 --> 00:56:49,650
但是能吃馒头代替的话

1421
00:56:49,650 --> 00:56:51,600
我觉得其实还挺好的

1422
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:53,533
就我的这个第一板单子

1423
00:56:53,533 --> 00:56:54,683
其实没什么问题

1424
00:56:54,683 --> 00:56:57,200
因为我吃馒头那个时候是餐前5.1

1425
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,483
餐二5.3 我说能不能给我开个糖耐呀

1426
00:57:00,483 --> 00:57:01,966
他又给我开了个糖耐

1427
00:57:04,733 --> 00:57:06,200
这个又是什么啊嗯

1428
00:57:11,733 --> 00:57:13,683
没看明白是什么先跳过

1429
00:57:15,733 --> 00:57:17,200
然后验血的那种

1430
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,483
比较常规的

1431
00:57:18,483 --> 00:57:20,566
什么白细胞红细胞血小板

1432
00:57:21,133 --> 00:57:23,000
淋巴呀什么什么等等

1433
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,000
那一整夜都没啥问题

1434
00:57:25,733 --> 00:57:27,600
嗯过两周去复诊

1435
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:28,883
不知道要不要还要喝

1436
00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:29,850
应该不会吧

1437
00:57:29,850 --> 00:57:33,200
他应该就看这一次的结果就行了

1438
00:57:33,483 --> 00:57:34,450
因为一般来说

1439
00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:35,966
能确诊胰岛素抵抗

1440
00:57:35,966 --> 00:57:38,133
或者能确诊糖尿病的

1441
00:57:38,766 --> 00:57:40,050
一般来说

1442
00:57:41,850 --> 00:57:44,533
他的那个血糖都会到10级

1443
00:57:44,683 --> 00:57:46,083
就不会说太低的

1444
00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:47,800
不会出现那种哎呀

1445
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,250
7点多稍微超过一点点的

1446
00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:53,683
嗯那加拿大人岂不是喝起来很厉害

1447
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:55,966
那加拿大人当然喝起来很厉害了

1448
00:57:55,966 --> 00:57:59,083
我觉他们都估计是哎呦

1449
00:57:59,083 --> 00:58:02,400
都眼不眨心不跳的就喝下去

1450
00:58:03,650 --> 00:58:07,200
大概跟那个那边的蛋糕差不多甜吧

1451
00:58:07,733 --> 00:58:08,533
嗯

1452
00:58:10,050 --> 00:58:11,450
因为是高渗溶液

1453
00:58:11,450 --> 00:58:13,800
结论是嫣嫣跟你的孩子很健康

1454
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,200
不对吧主播就是照了好几个CT呢

1455
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:17,533
他们说怀孕不能照的

1456
00:58:17,533 --> 00:58:21,483
哈哈哈他们说怀孕不能照的

1457
00:58:21,483 --> 00:58:23,250
别妄想了好吧

1458
00:58:29,133 --> 00:58:31,650
他们推荐我去做那个什么的

1459
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:32,800
问我

1460
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:35,166
问我要不要做进一步的妇科检查

1461
00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:37,050
我说做做不了

1462
00:58:38,366 --> 00:58:40,000
哎呦我说做不了

1463
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,766
然后他们说那没办法了

1464
00:58:41,766 --> 00:58:43,850
那就只能查到这个程度了

1465
00:58:43,850 --> 00:58:46,600
因为那个光在那个

1466
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:47,283
怎么说呢

1467
00:58:47,283 --> 00:58:49,966
在肚子上面看b超的话稍微有点费劲

1468
00:58:51,050 --> 00:58:54,766
所以也不知道到底会不会有那个小囊

1469
00:58:54,850 --> 00:58:56,133
他们也没看清

1470
00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:58,200
然后跟我说暂时就不用复查

1471
00:58:58,200 --> 00:58:59,483
因为没办法复查

1472
00:59:00,333 --> 00:59:01,600
因为CT是很多次

1473
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:03,050
x光辐射量大

1474
00:59:03,050 --> 00:59:04,083
我去确诊

1475
00:59:04,083 --> 00:59:06,366
那个脑袋里面的垂体瘤的时候

1476
00:59:06,366 --> 00:59:08,166
一共做了两次CT

1477
00:59:08,566 --> 00:59:11,050
两次CT一次20多分钟

1478
00:59:11,050 --> 00:59:12,566
然后还要打造影记

1479
00:59:12,566 --> 00:59:14,250
天呐我这辈子第一次打造影记

1480
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:14,766
这个东西

1481
00:59:14,766 --> 00:59:18,533
真的让我感受到了生理性的恶心

1482
00:59:18,533 --> 00:59:19,533
是什么感觉

1483
00:59:20,883 --> 00:59:21,933
不过还好没过敏

1484
00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:23,883
我看他们有人打完造影剂之后

1485
00:59:23,883 --> 00:59:25,366
肿成猪头的

1486
00:59:25,650 --> 00:59:26,283
还好还好

1487
00:59:26,283 --> 00:59:27,166
主播没过敏

1488
00:59:27,166 --> 00:59:27,966
要不然的话

1489
00:59:27,966 --> 00:59:29,333
这个还挺难办的

1490
00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,533
这次体检之后

1491
00:59:30,533 --> 00:59:31,483
脑袋里的瘤吧

1492
00:59:31,483 --> 00:59:33,200
还有一些不太正常的指标

1493
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,650
啊哦

1494
00:59:35,050 --> 00:59:36,400
也有一些药需要吃

1495
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,400
但是最大的事

1496
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,483
就是脑袋里面长了个东西

1497
00:59:40,083 --> 00:59:42,250
可大可小吧可以说

1498
00:59:43,850 --> 00:59:46,600
主要这个东西你躺在那个

1499
00:59:47,566 --> 00:59:49,000
躺在那个怎么说

1500
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,000
做CT做核磁

1501
00:59:51,366 --> 00:59:52,683
做加强核磁

1502
00:59:52,683 --> 00:59:54,400
准确来说叫MRI

1503
00:59:54,566 --> 00:59:57,083
躺在那个MRI机器里面的时候

1504
00:59:57,483 --> 00:59:59,883
因为是做脑子相关的东西嘛

1505
00:59:59,883 --> 01:00:03,966
他给你带一个那种头戴式耳机

1506
01:00:04,083 --> 01:00:06,800
把你的脑袋放在一个规定的区域里面

1507
01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,566
再用一个塑料壳把你的脸给遮住

1508
01:00:09,766 --> 01:00:12,450
再把你推进那个小的

1509
01:00:12,450 --> 01:00:14,283
像隧道一样的东西里面去

1510
01:00:14,283 --> 01:00:14,800
你就觉得

1511
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:15,283
整个人

1512
01:00:15,283 --> 01:00:17,650
好像体验了一把提前下葬的感觉

1513
01:00:18,650 --> 01:00:19,850
整个人真的手

1514
01:00:19,850 --> 01:00:22,450
上面还插着刘志贞啊

1515
01:00:22,650 --> 01:00:25,133
体验了一把提前下葬的感觉

1516
01:00:25,733 --> 01:00:28,333
还是全虚全伪的下葬啊

1517
01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,600
因为这个东西真的挺像棺材的

1518
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:31,933
这是可以说的吗

1519
01:00:33,850 --> 01:00:35,083
嫣嫣憋死好吗

1520
01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:36,933
饭点了能聊点别的吗

1521
01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:40,083
哎呀这这这这会影响吃饭吗

1522
01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:41,083
对对不起

1523
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,166
然后周边还会有那个哒哒哒

1524
01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:45,366
哒哒的那个震的声音吧

1525
01:00:45,366 --> 01:00:46,850
因为是磁共振

1526
01:00:47,050 --> 01:00:49,933
所以他会一直听到那种在震动的声音

1527
01:00:52,966 --> 01:00:53,966
就很有那种

1528
01:00:53,966 --> 01:00:57,000
别人在把你的这个所处的棺材

1529
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:58,650
埋到土底下的感觉

1530
01:00:58,650 --> 01:01:00,133
我也不知道为什么

1531
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:05,650
从未爱过你

1532
01:01:05,966 --> 01:01:09,400
怎么会想念你耶

1533
01:01:11,133 --> 01:01:13,133
只在书本上见过那种机器

1534
01:01:13,133 --> 01:01:14,450
那这下真是什么

1535
01:01:14,450 --> 01:01:16,483
希望大家永远不要认识到这种机器

1536
01:01:16,483 --> 01:01:18,333
主要这东西很贵

1537
01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:19,683
做完了还头晕

1538
01:01:19,966 --> 01:01:21,250
谢谢柚子的心愿

1539
01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:22,366
盲盒的情书啊

1540
01:01:22,366 --> 01:01:23,683
红豆你爱了一个豆

1541
01:01:23,683 --> 01:01:24,883
感谢支持

1542
01:01:25,733 --> 01:01:27,283
也就两个月没有投稿了

1543
01:01:27,283 --> 01:01:28,133
主播回来

1544
01:01:28,133 --> 01:01:30,850
先先把大家最关心的直播播了吧

1545
01:01:30,850 --> 01:01:32,450
别的东西就

1546
01:01:33,766 --> 01:01:35,566
因为因为因为那个什么

1547
01:01:35,566 --> 01:01:38,733
因为主播现在需要找到一些心理上的

1548
01:01:39,566 --> 01:01:40,450
怎么说呢

1549
01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:42,083
就是希望抓紧时间

1550
01:01:42,083 --> 01:01:43,850
然后让自己变得更快乐

1551
01:01:43,850 --> 01:01:45,650
然后语言表达能力更强一点

1552
01:01:45,650 --> 01:01:47,083
可能会稍微慢一点

1553
01:01:47,450 --> 01:01:48,250
嗯

1554
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:50,000
谢

1555
01:01:50,933 --> 01:01:54,450
谢秋秋在主播喵喵的直播间开通了

1556
01:01:54,450 --> 01:01:57,000
见证今天是他陪伴主播的第121天哦

1557
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,200
登记爱的

1558
01:01:59,683 --> 01:02:00,883
感谢支持

1559
01:02:01,650 --> 01:02:04,733
MI国产化之后应该能便宜很多

1560
01:02:04,933 --> 01:02:06,450
我不知道他国不国产

1561
01:02:06,450 --> 01:02:08,966
好像这两个片子拍掉了1,000多块钱吧

1562
01:02:08,966 --> 01:02:10,850
还是还是挺贵的我觉得

1563
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,050
我觉得还是蛮贵的

1564
01:02:13,050 --> 01:02:15,566
我印象里面做核磁都是很大的事情

1565
01:02:15,566 --> 01:02:16,850
才会做核磁啊

1566
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:21,333
主播小的时候运动神经不发达

1567
01:02:21,333 --> 01:02:23,650
跟人家玩那个老鹰捉小鸡

1568
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,200
因为我不太擅长

1569
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:29,650
当小鸡我就在前面当那个鸡妈妈

1570
01:02:29,883 --> 01:02:30,683
结果

1571
01:02:31,366 --> 01:02:35,766
因为我们这对小鸡实在是太会玩了啊

1572
01:02:35,766 --> 01:02:39,166
这个当老鹰的男的急眼了

1573
01:02:40,483 --> 01:02:42,333
然后他抓不到别人呢

1574
01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:43,650
他就推了我一把

1575
01:02:43,650 --> 01:02:46,483
我就整个后脑勺着地摔操场上了

1576
01:02:46,483 --> 01:02:49,683
我记得我上次做核磁还是这一次呢

1577
01:02:50,483 --> 01:02:51,883
说我轻微脑震荡

1578
01:02:51,883 --> 01:02:53,733
然后人家也不赔给我钱给我

1579
01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:54,533
气死了

1580
01:02:55,283 --> 01:02:57,250
可以了你在加拿大1,000能干啥

1581
01:02:57,250 --> 01:02:58,483
那倒也是吧

1582
01:02:58,683 --> 01:03:00,333
嗯你说的对

1583
01:03:02,283 --> 01:03:03,850
数一数二的鸡妈妈

1584
01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:05,766
哎呀我真是太负责任了

1585
01:03:10,166 --> 01:03:11,000
怎么说呢

1586
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,683
主播看这个什么

1587
01:03:12,933 --> 01:03:16,200
主播看那个自己的激素报告单的时候

1588
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,166
觉得很多东西都不太熟悉

1589
01:03:18,733 --> 01:03:19,766
然后我又觉得

1590
01:03:19,766 --> 01:03:22,483
怎么感觉好像听说过这些词呢

1591
01:03:22,766 --> 01:03:24,933
什么什么睾酮啊

1592
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:29,050
什么什么绒毛膜促性腺激素啊

1593
01:03:29,050 --> 01:03:31,000
什么黄体酮啊啊

1594
01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,400
什么雌二醇呐

1595
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:33,683
我看到这个雌二醇

1596
01:03:33,683 --> 01:03:36,966
我想在哪见过这个词呢

1597
01:03:36,966 --> 01:03:37,933
呃因为我就是

1598
01:03:37,933 --> 01:03:42,050
我头一次做这个完整的激素检测

1599
01:03:42,050 --> 01:03:43,166
我后面一想啊

1600
01:03:44,166 --> 01:03:48,283
我在小南鸟武器库必备药物里

1601
01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:51,200
看到过相关的药

1602
01:03:52,533 --> 01:03:53,366
对不起

1603
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:56,366
主播主播

1604
01:03:56,366 --> 01:03:57,283
对呀对呀

1605
01:03:57,283 --> 01:03:58,683
我就想起来这词

1606
01:03:58,683 --> 01:04:00,333
二锤我越看越熟悉

1607
01:04:00,333 --> 01:04:02,566
原来是在小南鸟武器库里面

1608
01:04:02,566 --> 01:04:03,800
看到过这个词

1609
01:04:05,483 --> 01:04:07,200
主播身为一个女生

1610
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:08,450
居然要靠什么

1611
01:04:08,450 --> 01:04:10,133
靠这个小南阳武器库

1612
01:04:10,133 --> 01:04:12,166
来了解自己身体里都有什么激素

1613
01:04:12,166 --> 01:04:13,400
实在是太可悲

1614
01:04:15,566 --> 01:04:17,050
太可怕了

1615
01:04:22,450 --> 01:04:23,483
激素蛮正常

1616
01:04:23,483 --> 01:04:24,483
估计是血糖

1617
01:04:24,483 --> 01:04:28,366
不来姨妈你要照一下那个b超啊

1618
01:04:28,366 --> 01:04:29,733
要排除一下多囊

1619
01:04:29,733 --> 01:04:30,933
再排除一下甲减

1620
01:04:30,933 --> 01:04:33,050
最后再看血糖的事嗯

1621
01:04:34,366 --> 01:04:35,450
现在被人打脸

1622
01:04:35,450 --> 01:04:36,333
立马喊头晕

1623
01:04:36,333 --> 01:04:38,683
去医院时用手指弄嗓子

1624
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,483
当时哪知道这些啊

1625
01:04:40,483 --> 01:04:42,166
当时都已经出了报告单

1626
01:04:42,166 --> 01:04:43,366
说我是脑震荡了

1627
01:04:43,366 --> 01:04:45,166
也没有人那个什么啊

1628
01:04:45,450 --> 01:04:47,333
现在可以当我的女神嘛

1629
01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:51,450
主播现在直播频率真有女神感了

1630
01:04:51,450 --> 01:04:54,133
是吧天上一天地下一年

1631
01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:55,650
主播每天播12场

1632
01:04:55,650 --> 01:04:56,283
大家看起来

1633
01:04:56,283 --> 01:04:57,683
就一个月播了一场

1634
01:04:59,250 --> 01:04:59,333
哈喽

1635
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:02,683
陈大就是先看的妇科去看内分泌

1636
01:05:02,683 --> 01:05:04,600
我是先看的内分泌

1637
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,200
他们叫我去看看妇科

1638
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,366
对女生来说还挺麻烦的

1639
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,600
这些东西都是相关的

1640
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,050
其他的甲状腺功能啊之类的

1641
01:05:17,050 --> 01:05:19,283
这些都正常啊嗯

1642
01:05:20,883 --> 01:05:22,133
主播公司团建

1643
01:05:22,133 --> 01:05:24,083
躲在麦麦吹空调看我直播

1644
01:05:24,083 --> 01:05:26,050
记得点两个1+1吃啊

1645
01:05:26,050 --> 01:05:27,366
中午别饿到自己

1646
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,200
好吧

1647
01:05:29,133 --> 01:05:31,850
是我不能忘记的人嗯嗯

1648
01:05:34,050 --> 01:05:35,450
看病都麻烦

1649
01:05:35,533 --> 01:05:37,333
主要还是抽血挺遭罪

1650
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:38,883
而且得每天一大早上去

1651
01:05:38,883 --> 01:05:40,650
然后就要去医院签到

1652
01:05:41,083 --> 01:05:43,283
感觉我有点像在医院上班的人

1653
01:05:46,366 --> 01:05:48,733
还有一个指标不太正常

1654
01:05:48,733 --> 01:05:52,933
是心肌标志物NT杠Pro BNP

1655
01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:54,533
这个东西挺高的

1656
01:05:54,533 --> 01:05:56,133
然后他们说

1657
01:05:56,733 --> 01:05:59,850
有可能是有什么心衰的前兆

1658
01:05:59,850 --> 01:06:02,166
叫我平常不要日夜颠倒

1659
01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:04,333
好好休息我说好

1660
01:06:05,883 --> 01:06:07,283
我说好哎呀

1661
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,850
感觉主播玩没玩多少天

1662
01:06:09,850 --> 01:06:10,566
体检了好久

1663
01:06:10,566 --> 01:06:11,600
那不是咋的吗

1664
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,133
这回来还问一些人

1665
01:06:13,366 --> 01:06:15,000
还问一些人那个什么

1666
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,083
他们一人吃吃我

1667
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:20,083
呃一人说主播主播你在外面

1668
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:22,400
哎呦每天约会每天狂吐

1669
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,283
就把大家全都忘了啦

1670
01:06:24,283 --> 01:06:27,083
没有啦其实主要还是先办正事吧

1671
01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:29,966
主播800米现在几十分钟能跑下来

1672
01:06:29,966 --> 01:06:30,966
你别钓鱼啊

1673
01:06:30,966 --> 01:06:36,650
我知道跑800米正常五五五五分钟4分钟

1674
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:38,250
我不行吧

1675
01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:39,533
有氧无氧都不行

1676
01:06:39,533 --> 01:06:42,766
但是走路的话感觉现在体能还挺好的

1677
01:06:42,966 --> 01:06:43,766
嗯

1678
01:06:44,966 --> 01:06:46,533
然后根本没遵守

1679
01:06:46,533 --> 01:06:47,733
是这样吗

1680
01:06:47,733 --> 01:06:49,883
哈哈哈是这样吗

1681
01:06:49,883 --> 01:06:52,883
竟然在我进展到期前又播了那主播

1682
01:06:52,883 --> 01:06:54,400
主播答应过的事情

1683
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:54,650
吗

1684
01:06:54,650 --> 01:06:57,200
主播虽然很多答应过的事都没做到

1685
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,050
但是能做到尽量做到

1686
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,933
哎呀不随便答应了

1687
01:07:01,933 --> 01:07:04,250
我错了我错了冉

1688
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:13,283
再看看还有没有什么东西啊

1689
01:07:15,050 --> 01:07:18,083
呃还有那个心理的检测啊

1690
01:07:18,133 --> 01:07:19,050
心理检测测

1691
01:07:19,250 --> 01:07:21,083
因为我觉得它好像不太准

1692
01:07:21,083 --> 01:07:23,000
我就不跟大家说了

1693
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:28,600
幸好主播不是大鱼

1694
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:31,283
要不然都都会有人开主播病例的啊

1695
01:07:31,283 --> 01:07:32,966
把主播的病例开出来

1696
01:07:34,166 --> 01:07:35,450
只收割一波

1697
01:07:35,450 --> 01:07:38,200
没有想着什么收割不收割的呀

1698
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:39,850
主播今天这次来开播

1699
01:07:39,850 --> 01:07:41,733
连自己的剑角数都没开

1700
01:07:42,083 --> 01:07:44,966
因为我这一开了又要又想来想去的

1701
01:07:44,966 --> 01:07:46,566
没有必要想这些事啊

1702
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,966
就单纯的过来跟大家聊聊天吧

1703
01:07:49,966 --> 01:07:51,600
也好久都没见了

1704
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,450
好吧真能开吗

1705
01:07:53,450 --> 01:07:56,650
滚滚你也中度抑郁

1706
01:07:56,733 --> 01:07:59,000
中度抑郁特别好看吧

1707
01:07:59,250 --> 01:08:00,600
我已经尽量

1708
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:02,283
主要是怎么说呢

1709
01:08:02,283 --> 01:08:05,250
我去那个医院我不是为了做量表的呀

1710
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,400
我之前把量表不都做过了吗

1711
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,733
大概都知道自己是个啥情况了

1712
01:08:10,250 --> 01:08:12,766
我去医院不是为了做量表的

1713
01:08:12,766 --> 01:08:13,966
我说我问医生

1714
01:08:13,966 --> 01:08:18,333
我说有没有那种可以通过扫描脑部

1715
01:08:18,333 --> 01:08:21,333
然后检测一下脑部活跃性啊

1716
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:24,366
或者说是给我拍一个脑袋的片子

1717
01:08:24,366 --> 01:08:25,533
然后来判断一下

1718
01:08:25,533 --> 01:08:28,533
有没有什么器质性病变之类的

1719
01:08:28,850 --> 01:08:30,333
医生说我们没有这功能啊

1720
01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:33,733
我说那你们要确诊的话就是怎么办呢

1721
01:08:33,883 --> 01:08:36,450
他们说你去隔壁做个量表吧

1722
01:08:36,450 --> 01:08:37,050
我就知道

1723
01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:38,850
哎今天又白看

1724
01:08:38,883 --> 01:08:40,733
哈哈哈我就知道

1725
01:08:40,733 --> 01:08:41,766
今天又白看

1726
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:42,533
只能走路

1727
01:08:42,533 --> 01:08:43,600
什么8岁老太太

1728
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:44,650
我还能快跑呢

1729
01:08:44,650 --> 01:08:46,766
我去迪士尼的时候全跑了呢

1730
01:08:48,483 --> 01:08:49,883
该吃药就吃药

1731
01:08:49,883 --> 01:08:51,650
重度抑郁不能减轻

1732
01:08:51,650 --> 01:08:52,966
终生有问题

1733
01:08:53,650 --> 01:08:56,600
嗯主要他给我开的那个药吧

1734
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,450
我觉得可能不太准

1735
01:09:00,166 --> 01:09:01,333
因为我那

1736
01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:03,600
次去的话我好羡慕

1737
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,166
我真的好羡慕你

1738
01:09:05,166 --> 01:09:08,333
羡慕我去医院做疗表吃药吗

1739
01:09:08,566 --> 01:09:09,533
有人路上

1740
01:09:10,366 --> 01:09:12,166
你在羡慕些什么呀

1741
01:09:12,483 --> 01:09:13,966
你怎么就18级了

1742
01:09:13,966 --> 01:09:16,566
自从你学会了怎么给阿碧充钱之后

1743
01:09:16,566 --> 01:09:18,683
这个消费突飞猛进呐

1744
01:09:20,850 --> 01:09:22,683
我没用英语啊

1745
01:09:22,933 --> 01:09:24,366
这个东西不能说用语

1746
01:09:24,366 --> 01:09:25,966
什么当然是迪斯尼

1747
01:09:26,533 --> 01:09:27,850
耶路耶路

1748
01:09:27,850 --> 01:09:29,250
我要迪斯尼

1749
01:09:33,050 --> 01:09:35,333
你是我是你爹嗨

1750
01:09:38,366 --> 01:09:40,133
感觉怎么说呢

1751
01:09:40,133 --> 01:09:42,966
我们去的那天正好人还挺少的

1752
01:09:42,966 --> 01:09:44,533
那还不是因为我考试

1753
01:09:44,533 --> 01:09:45,966
只有消费解压

1754
01:09:45,966 --> 01:09:47,083
还真是吧

1755
01:09:47,683 --> 01:09:48,850
还真是吧

1756
01:09:49,050 --> 01:09:51,166
哎呦我们留着是这样

1757
01:09:51,683 --> 01:09:54,000
看病主要是为了减压捏

1758
01:09:54,683 --> 01:09:56,650
为什么出现在我的关注列表

1759
01:09:56,650 --> 01:09:57,766
是你自己点的

1760
01:09:57,766 --> 01:09:59,933
难不成是我拉着你的手

1761
01:09:59,933 --> 01:10:03,083
抓着你的手按着你点下去的嗯

1762
01:10:10,283 --> 01:10:11,250
不想去医院

1763
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:12,650
我也不想出来

1764
01:10:13,883 --> 01:10:16,450
这个东西就像是潘多拉魔盒一样

1765
01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:19,000
你打开之前不知道里面是真善美啊

1766
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:23,566
还是还是能够颠覆世界的丑恶

1767
01:10:23,566 --> 01:10:26,650
但是我一想要是以后到什么什么病

1768
01:10:26,650 --> 01:10:28,366
万一到了重度才查出来

1769
01:10:28,366 --> 01:10:29,733
那不就完蛋了吗

1770
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,366
比如说我什么胰岛素抵抗

1771
01:10:32,533 --> 01:10:34,683
我现在不查我还假装不知道

1772
01:10:34,683 --> 01:10:37,933
我就这边摁吃东西了之后糖尿病了

1773
01:10:37,933 --> 01:10:39,683
那一辈子就不可逆了

1774
01:10:40,650 --> 01:10:41,600
就这么想着

1775
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:43,483
想着想着就去那什么了

1776
01:10:43,766 --> 01:10:45,600
就去看了下医院呢

1777
01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:47,200
主播好久不见

1778
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,933
你声音都欢快了

1779
01:10:48,933 --> 01:10:50,050
那可不咋的

1780
01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:51,650
哎呀嘿嘿

1781
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:53,733
哎呀看我

1782
01:10:53,733 --> 01:10:55,850
我笑容发自真心

1783
01:10:55,850 --> 01:10:56,883
妈的好热

1784
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,166
燃起来了

1785
01:11:00,966 --> 01:11:01,966
哎你怎么知道

1786
01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:05,533
我现在有非常静音的中央空调啊

1787
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:08,333
啊你怎么知道我现在住的这个地方

1788
01:11:08,533 --> 01:11:10,333
洗衣服的时候啊

1789
01:11:10,333 --> 01:11:13,800
他不会像那个地震了一样地动山摇

1790
01:11:16,883 --> 01:11:17,766
你怎么知道

1791
01:11:17,766 --> 01:11:21,166
家里的蒸烤一体箱上面不是遍布油渍

1792
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,650
同时又打不开门

1793
01:11:22,650 --> 01:11:24,733
的你怎么知道

1794
01:11:24,733 --> 01:11:27,083
这里的抽油烟机

1795
01:11:27,083 --> 01:11:30,400
是有去外界的烟道的呢哈哈哈

1796
01:11:33,333 --> 01:11:35,883
不用天天应付下头耶耶人

1797
01:11:35,883 --> 01:11:36,883
那不对的

1798
01:11:36,883 --> 01:11:38,400
本来想要变快乐

1799
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:40,083
这么着急想要变开心

1800
01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:41,883
就是为了想给耶耶人什么

1801
01:11:41,883 --> 01:11:43,533
带来更好的直播内容

1802
01:11:44,733 --> 01:11:47,733
当然也有自己的心理健康原因啦

1803
01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:49,000
中午好

1804
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,450
一个月不用直播感觉都能多活几年

1805
01:11:51,450 --> 01:11:53,366
那倒也没这么夸张吧

1806
01:11:53,966 --> 01:11:54,683
真的真的

1807
01:11:54,683 --> 01:11:56,083
我这次租房子的时候

1808
01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:57,333
我来这边看啊

1809
01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:59,250
然后人家给我介绍设施

1810
01:11:59,883 --> 01:12:02,200
我说他们说哎

1811
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,483
你看这里是抽油烟机啊

1812
01:12:04,650 --> 01:12:06,000
啊这里是抽油烟机

1813
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,800
然后他还拉出来之后呢

1814
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,600
他还带一个灯

1815
01:12:09,650 --> 01:12:11,933
我说等一下等一下

1816
01:12:12,933 --> 01:12:13,650
他说怎么了呢

1817
01:12:13,650 --> 01:12:15,083
我说你这个抽油烟机

1818
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:17,166
有没有通往外界的烟道呢

1819
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:19,333
就是他是内循环还是外循环的

1820
01:12:19,450 --> 01:12:21,966
这个人特别震惊的看着我说啊

1821
01:12:21,966 --> 01:12:24,566
抽油烟机怎么可能有内循环的呢

1822
01:12:24,733 --> 01:12:26,400
肯定都是外循环的呀

1823
01:12:26,400 --> 01:12:29,133
哦肯定都是有烟道然后排出去的呀

1824
01:12:29,333 --> 01:12:30,133
哎呀

1825
01:12:30,133 --> 01:12:33,283
你真是把我们公寓想的太不好了

1826
01:12:33,283 --> 01:12:34,600
哈哈哈

1827
01:12:35,366 --> 01:12:37,733
我只能说每一个问题啊

1828
01:12:37,733 --> 01:12:39,483
背后都是有着血泪史的

1829
01:12:39,483 --> 01:12:41,766
你怎么知道我们在加拿大的房间

1830
01:12:42,050 --> 01:12:46,083
抽油烟机就是假装抽抽呢哎

1831
01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:50,083
小跑录一下呃呃

1832
01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:01,283
内循环抽烟机

1833
01:13:01,283 --> 01:13:02,533
是啊是啊

1834
01:13:02,733 --> 01:13:03,966
循环了一天之后

1835
01:13:03,966 --> 01:13:04,400
均匀的

1836
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:06,650
把油烟抽到了家庭的每一个角落

1837
01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:09,766
哈哈哈厨房内循环

1838
01:13:09,766 --> 01:13:11,566
可以把厨房关了用卫生间的

1839
01:13:11,566 --> 01:13:14,533
你怎么知道我们卫生间也是内循环的

1840
01:13:15,283 --> 01:13:16,083
哈哈

1841
01:13:16,683 --> 01:13:18,533
啊谢谢南凡蜜啊

1842
01:13:18,533 --> 01:13:20,400
在绵蜜啊的直播间开通了

1843
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:23,650
见长啊今天是他陪伴主播的第661天

1844
01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:24,650
感谢支持

1845
01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:28,133
后多年艾迪格多内循环就是他

1846
01:13:28,133 --> 01:13:30,483
根本这个烟就没有排出去啊

1847
01:13:30,483 --> 01:13:34,400
他只是从你的身边

1848
01:13:34,566 --> 01:13:36,533
抽到了整个房间里而已

1849
01:13:38,483 --> 01:13:39,333
哎呀

1850
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:43,933
怎么还有上限加倍卡

1851
01:13:43,933 --> 01:13:45,483
这什么上限加倍卡

1852
01:13:45,483 --> 01:13:47,800
难道是直播时间的上限加倍吗

1853
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:48,366
你怎么知道

1854
01:13:48,366 --> 01:13:50,400
我今天打算播两个多小时呢

1855
01:13:50,883 --> 01:13:53,250
主播现在这套房子租了多少米

1856
01:13:53,400 --> 01:13:55,933
这不是恋人一直叫我租好一点吗

1857
01:13:55,933 --> 01:13:57,133
然后收到了

1858
01:13:57,733 --> 01:14:02,850
收到了之前之前哭卖掉的支援啊

1859
01:14:02,933 --> 01:14:03,733
收到了

1860
01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:05,850
租房转向直接

1861
01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:08,883
然后把我的大概

1862
01:14:10,366 --> 01:14:12,400
本来不是预算7,000多嘛

1863
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:14,400
然后加到了接近1万

1864
01:14:15,966 --> 01:14:18,483
因为我想着应该也就住这一个月了

1865
01:14:18,483 --> 01:14:19,050
如果说

1866
01:14:19,050 --> 01:14:22,850
回家之后面对着一个想写遗书的房间

1867
01:14:22,850 --> 01:14:25,933
那这生活跟在现在哪有什么差别

1868
01:14:25,966 --> 01:14:27,133
有没有什么差别

1869
01:14:27,533 --> 01:14:30,566
感觉你现在租的这个房东像是做慈善

1870
01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:35,083
有的这个房间真的超级超级的好

1871
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:36,566
等到我退房的时候

1872
01:14:36,566 --> 01:14:38,483
然后到时候来给大家拍一下

1873
01:14:38,566 --> 01:14:40,483
为什么是退房的时候拍呢

1874
01:14:40,650 --> 01:14:43,883
因为这个装修他是固定的

1875
01:14:44,083 --> 01:14:46,200
这一栋楼的装修是固定的

1876
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,333
所以说呃

1877
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:48,283
很有可能

1878
01:14:48,483 --> 01:14:51,800
一直在关注着上海租房的大家

1879
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:53,566
就能凭这个看出来

1880
01:14:53,566 --> 01:14:55,083
我到底住在哪栋楼里

1881
01:14:55,083 --> 01:14:57,250
所以我退房之后再给大家拍一下

1882
01:14:57,533 --> 01:14:58,650
呃不是说忘了

1883
01:14:58,650 --> 01:15:00,483
大家住进来之后忘了些人了

1884
01:15:00,483 --> 01:15:01,766
不不不不是这样的

1885
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:03,400
哈哈哈对啊

1886
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:05,050
现在拍给我合了吧

1887
01:15:05,483 --> 01:15:06,883
哦我跟大家说一下

1888
01:15:06,883 --> 01:15:08,283
这个有两层的

1889
01:15:08,283 --> 01:15:09,933
一层是透光纱帘

1890
01:15:09,933 --> 01:15:12,366
一层是完全遮光的这个

1891
01:15:12,650 --> 01:15:13,800
呃布帘

1892
01:15:13,850 --> 01:15:14,850
也不是布帘吧

1893
01:15:14,850 --> 01:15:16,333
就是那种很厚重的帘子

1894
01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:17,933
跟我家里面差不多的

1895
01:15:18,133 --> 01:15:19,966
然后五门的衣柜

1896
01:15:21,133 --> 01:15:23,400
还带那个中央空调

1897
01:15:23,966 --> 01:15:27,283
和感觉有个70多寸大的电视啊

1898
01:15:27,566 --> 01:15:31,083
哦包括那个入户的换鞋凳啊

1899
01:15:31,166 --> 01:15:32,366
是丝绒的

1900
01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:35,166
还有那个厨房

1901
01:15:35,166 --> 01:15:36,966
厨房是那个蒸烤

1902
01:15:36,966 --> 01:15:37,566
箱一体

1903
01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:41,933
加上那个洗衣机跟烘干机一体的

1904
01:15:41,933 --> 01:15:42,766
这个这个

1905
01:15:44,283 --> 01:15:46,333
超级现代化的厨房

1906
01:15:46,450 --> 01:15:48,566
还有折叠的抽油烟机

1907
01:15:48,850 --> 01:15:50,800
哎呦简直了

1908
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:53,766
嗯嗯我回国了

1909
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,400
感觉真的还蛮有生活品质的

1910
01:16:00,050 --> 01:16:01,733
加拿大的原始人回国了

1911
01:16:01,733 --> 01:16:03,683
真的是看什么都新鲜啊

1912
01:16:03,683 --> 01:16:05,166
天呐尤其是这个房子

1913
01:16:05,166 --> 01:16:06,883
我简直太幸福了

1914
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:09,483
每天在外面暴走啊

1915
01:16:09,483 --> 01:16:10,733
每天在外面抽血

1916
01:16:10,733 --> 01:16:12,333
回来一看到这个房间

1917
01:16:12,333 --> 01:16:13,850
感觉生活又有奔头了

1918
01:16:13,850 --> 01:16:16,733
不像是以前在加拿大的时候

1919
01:16:16,733 --> 01:16:18,000
每天筋疲力尽的

1920
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,766
回家一看到这个房间感觉还像吊栓

1921
01:16:21,483 --> 01:16:22,533
对不起对不起

1922
01:16:22,533 --> 01:16:23,966
就之前的那个

1923
01:16:24,933 --> 01:16:26,400
呃搬到新的公寓

1924
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:27,966
跟一位陆小姐一起住之后

1925
01:16:27,966 --> 01:16:29,533
这个房间没这么夸张了

1926
01:16:29,533 --> 01:16:31,766
但我之前的那个房间就是

1927
01:16:32,166 --> 01:16:33,883
还还挺有这种感觉的

1928
01:16:33,883 --> 01:16:35,166
主要房间太暗了吧

1929
01:16:35,166 --> 01:16:36,283
采光不好

1930
01:16:38,533 --> 01:16:39,850
满满的负能量

1931
01:16:39,850 --> 01:16:43,483
我是确实容易被环境影响的一个人呐

1932
01:16:43,733 --> 01:16:45,133
这个房间的色调

1933
01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:48,050
也正好符合我的审美

1934
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:51,000
因为一旦这个房间是个地板房

1935
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,766
然后这个地板又是棕色的

1936
01:16:52,766 --> 01:16:54,250
我就觉得好不开心

1937
01:16:54,250 --> 01:16:55,133
哈哈哈

1938
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,450
对啊普通一个月的房租

1939
01:16:57,450 --> 01:16:58,883
享受着全新的设施

1940
01:16:58,883 --> 01:17:01,083
那我们也是有代价的吧

1941
01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,883
这是有代价交换的

1942
01:17:04,566 --> 01:17:07,533
啊所以说可能我是来吸甲醛的吧

1943
01:17:08,166 --> 01:17:10,766
我也没感觉到这个地方有很大的味道

1944
01:17:10,766 --> 01:17:12,966
但可能实际上我是来吸甲醛的

1945
01:17:12,966 --> 01:17:13,766
也不一定

1946
01:17:15,933 --> 01:17:19,050
之后我跟猫妈妈睡在一张床上

1947
01:17:19,050 --> 01:17:19,800
睡了几天

1948
01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:23,250
然后他的那个什么他的酒店钱也免了

1949
01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:25,333
这下就更更加划算了

1950
01:17:25,333 --> 01:17:27,600
虽然那几天我几乎没睡着觉吧

1951
01:17:28,933 --> 01:17:30,650
怎么有人嘴硬啊

1952
01:17:30,650 --> 01:17:32,533
怎么老有人嘴硬啊

1953
01:17:32,566 --> 01:17:36,366
哎我觉得我那两天跟他吵架有矛盾

1954
01:17:36,366 --> 01:17:39,683
就是因为白天那么热的跑来跑去

1955
01:17:39,683 --> 01:17:40,600
还要抽血

1956
01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:43,083
被扎针被埋在棺材里面

1957
01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:45,933
晚上回了家又不让我睡觉

1958
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:47,200
真讨厌

1959
01:17:48,450 --> 01:17:49,400
谢谢关注啊

1960
01:17:49,400 --> 01:17:50,483
感谢支持

1961
01:17:51,650 --> 01:17:52,883
不是他关着我

1962
01:17:52,883 --> 01:17:53,850
不让我睡觉

1963
01:17:53,850 --> 01:17:55,050
哎说什么呢

1964
01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:56,600
哎

1965
01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:58,133
气死我了

1966
01:18:00,566 --> 01:18:01,366
啊

1967
01:18:01,966 --> 01:18:03,333
他打呼噜

1968
01:18:03,966 --> 01:18:04,766
他打呼噜

1969
01:18:04,766 --> 01:18:06,366
他自己还不承认

1970
01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:08,766
而且这么多年过去了

1971
01:18:08,766 --> 01:18:11,000
他打呼噜越来越严重了

1972
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,083
猫猫和野鹿也没有睡过一张床

1973
01:18:13,083 --> 01:18:13,400
有啊

1974
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,966
我们去外地玩的时候有睡过一张床啊

1975
01:18:16,450 --> 01:18:18,283
但是这个

1976
01:18:18,283 --> 01:18:19,133
这个怎么说呢

1977
01:18:19,133 --> 01:18:20,766
我不知道我有没有打呼噜

1978
01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:22,133
吵到有的小姐

1979
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:25,650
但是有的小姐她睡觉非常安静哎

1980
01:18:25,650 --> 01:18:28,683
使我的这个睡眠质量旋转

1981
01:18:29,966 --> 01:18:31,083
我就不行了

1982
01:18:31,083 --> 01:18:33,166
我睡觉应该是打呼噜的

1983
01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:34,400
虽然我自己不知道

1984
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:37,566
但是如果说有人说我打呼噜

1985
01:18:37,566 --> 01:18:39,733
我也不会嘴硬说怎么可能

1986
01:18:39,766 --> 01:18:41,566
不会有那么大声吧

1987
01:18:42,333 --> 01:18:44,733
哎呦跟跟猫妈妈说话很生气

1988
01:18:44,733 --> 01:18:45,533
就是因为

1989
01:18:46,083 --> 01:18:47,366
他说哎

1990
01:18:47,366 --> 01:18:48,933
你的脸色看着很不好

1991
01:18:48,933 --> 01:18:51,083
我说因为你昨天晚上打呼噜

1992
01:18:51,333 --> 01:18:53,000
你昨天晚上打呼噜很大声

1993
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,533
我一宿都没睡着觉

1994
01:18:54,966 --> 01:18:55,566
他说哎

1995
01:18:55,566 --> 01:18:57,333
那怎么会是因为这个呢

1996
01:18:57,333 --> 01:19:00,000
是不是你就是运动太少了

1997
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,366
是不是你刚下飞机太累了

1998
01:19:02,483 --> 01:19:04,250
是不是你抽血太多了

1999
01:19:04,250 --> 01:19:06,083
是不是你做核磁头晕了

2000
01:19:06,083 --> 01:19:07,000
我说都不是

2001
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,250
就是你昨天晚上打呼噜

2002
01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:10,600
然后我睡不着觉

2003
01:19:10,650 --> 01:19:12,000
他说那怎么会呢

2004
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:13,533
没有人说我打呼噜啊

2005
01:19:13,533 --> 01:19:15,933
我在家里面跟我的妹妹啊

2006
01:19:15,933 --> 01:19:17,000
他们啊

2007
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:19,200
有的时候凑合凑合几张床睡觉

2008
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:20,600
他们也都睡得很好啊

2009
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:21,966
怎么就你睡得不好呢

2010
01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:23,333
我说因为你打呼噜

2011
01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:24,366
他们也打呼噜

2012
01:19:24,366 --> 01:19:26,166
你们在一起都打呼噜

2013
01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:29,000
他说我昨天吃个药睡得可好了

2014
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,766
怎么你会睡得不好呢

2015
01:19:32,250 --> 01:19:33,483
给我气晕了

2016
01:19:33,483 --> 01:19:36,250
我是因为你打呼噜完你睡得好了

2017
01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:36,683
你你

2018
01:19:36,683 --> 01:19:37,566
打呼噜了

2019
01:19:37,566 --> 01:19:39,050
我叫你都叫不醒

2020
01:19:39,050 --> 01:19:40,483
你你你你

2021
01:19:40,483 --> 01:19:41,683
确实睡好了

2022
01:19:43,083 --> 01:19:46,600
然后哎呦给我搞的好暴躁知道吧

2023
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:50,050
最后打呼噜挂到医生了吗

2024
01:19:50,133 --> 01:19:52,650
没有啊他跟我说要看我

2025
01:19:52,650 --> 01:19:54,450
估计就是糊弄糊弄我

2026
01:19:55,250 --> 01:19:56,650
他跟我说要看

2027
01:19:58,683 --> 01:20:00,366
喵喵应该也打呼噜吧

2028
01:20:00,366 --> 01:20:01,850
喵喵知道的

2029
01:20:01,883 --> 01:20:04,600
喵喵这个鼻炎比较严重嘛

2030
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,850
大家听我说话都是有鼻音的

2031
01:20:07,366 --> 01:20:10,166
喵喵这个鼻炎比之前严重多了

2032
01:20:10,333 --> 01:20:12,333
我刚出道那个时候啊

2033
01:20:12,566 --> 01:20:14,250
声音还是很清亮的

2034
01:20:14,250 --> 01:20:15,450
现在就不行了

2035
01:20:15,450 --> 01:20:16,366
完全不行

2036
01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:20,800
现在这个声音就是闷闷的唉

2037
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:23,650
你怎么知道我是个可爱的16岁小萝莉

2038
01:20:23,650 --> 01:20:25,083
捏的感觉啊

2039
01:20:25,966 --> 01:20:27,250
鼻炎鼻啊

2040
01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:28,333
差不多吧

2041
01:20:29,683 --> 01:20:31,883
真不是主播故意装大舌头啊

2042
01:20:31,883 --> 01:20:33,250
鼻炎就这样了

2043
01:20:33,366 --> 01:20:34,850
一直以为是捏出来的

2044
01:20:34,850 --> 01:20:37,333
不是啊谁能捏出来鼻音啊

2045
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,000
这是因为鼻子完全不透气才这样的

2046
01:20:41,366 --> 01:20:42,966
想听喵喵打呼噜

2047
01:20:42,966 --> 01:20:44,883
喵喵直播里睡过觉吧

2048
01:20:44,883 --> 01:20:48,533
但可能是因为出于对咽炎人的警惕

2049
01:20:48,533 --> 01:20:49,850
啊哈哈哈

2050
01:20:49,850 --> 01:20:51,683
好像没有怎么打呼噜呢

2051
01:20:51,683 --> 01:20:52,733
这个月没钱了

2052
01:20:52,733 --> 01:20:53,800
下个月再打吧

2053
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:56,050
啊怎么还要有钱才能打呼噜啊

2054
01:20:56,283 --> 01:20:57,133
要听吗

2055
01:21:01,083 --> 01:21:02,800
大概就是这种声音吧

2056
01:21:03,766 --> 01:21:06,450
像小猪哈哈哈

2057
01:21:06,450 --> 01:21:07,650
像小猪呢

2058
01:21:08,483 --> 01:21:10,133
难道不是夹出来的

2059
01:21:12,133 --> 01:21:15,250
你怎么能指责主播的声音是夹出来的

2060
01:21:15,250 --> 01:21:18,250
你这是在破坏艾拉穆基卡的世界观啊

2061
01:21:18,533 --> 01:21:19,083
对不起

2062
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:22,400
你这是在破坏2899人儿的世界观

2063
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:23,566
我们的世界观就是

2064
01:21:23,566 --> 01:21:25,850
米艾米亚的声音都是天生的啦

2065
01:21:26,050 --> 01:21:29,566
怎么能这样讨论主播的信心呐

2066
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,333
这波真的会很伤心的

2067
01:21:32,283 --> 01:21:34,450
什么时候才能根治鼻炎啊

2068
01:21:34,450 --> 01:21:36,166
这个东西要能根治的话

2069
01:21:36,166 --> 01:21:36,650
我估计

2070
01:21:36,650 --> 01:21:39,333
大家都会把你奉为互联网神医吧

2071
01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:40,533
应该很难啊

2072
01:21:42,283 --> 01:21:45,450
了你的心意对待在你心里才能看到

2073
01:21:45,450 --> 01:21:46,966
莫莫斯的最酷

2074
01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:49,083
哈哈哈四面八岁

2075
01:21:49,083 --> 01:21:51,000
阿克呀四面八岁

2076
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,850
对不起对不起对不起

2077
01:21:53,083 --> 01:21:53,883
哈哈

2078
01:21:54,650 --> 01:21:56,400
非要说我是夹出来了

2079
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,283
那没办法嘛

2080
01:21:57,283 --> 01:21:58,450
这还能还能

2081
01:21:58,450 --> 01:21:59,366
还能再夹

2082
01:21:59,366 --> 01:22:00,883
我只能说还能再夹

2083
01:22:00,883 --> 01:22:01,483
也还好吧

2084
01:22:01,483 --> 01:22:02,800
今天这都没劲夹了

2085
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,933
我的嗓子都哑成这样啊

2086
01:22:04,933 --> 01:22:07,250
早上起来你们叫我卸剑招啊

2087
01:22:07,250 --> 01:22:11,850
我在那边现在很大自动续费的剑招啊

2088
01:22:11,933 --> 01:22:14,083
明显就没睡醒的样子吧

2089
01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:16,050
哈哈哈

2090
01:22:16,533 --> 01:22:17,733
别夹了谢谢

2091
01:22:17,733 --> 01:22:19,883
不客气不客气不客气

2092
01:22:21,166 --> 01:22:23,533
主播确实很久没夹出来了

2093
01:22:23,933 --> 01:22:25,050
什么这个笑话

2094
01:22:25,050 --> 01:22:26,450
别别急别急

2095
01:22:28,333 --> 01:22:30,683
伏地魔应该也有鼻炎吧

2096
01:22:30,683 --> 01:22:33,283
鼻炎是里面的那个呼吸道的问题

2097
01:22:33,283 --> 01:22:35,533
不是外面那个鼻子的问题啊

2098
01:22:35,800 --> 01:22:37,850
主播唱唱你新学的歌

2099
01:22:43,650 --> 01:22:46,250
欢迎来到疯狂动物城

2100
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:50,483
这是我在迪士尼学的歌啦

2101
01:22:50,733 --> 01:22:52,533
这是我在迪士尼学的

2102
01:22:52,533 --> 01:22:55,083
这一天从进园子

2103
01:22:55,083 --> 01:22:58,000
到在那个迪士尼那个疯狂动物城排队

2104
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,166
到看花车表演啊

2105
01:23:00,166 --> 01:23:02,683
到看瑜伽秀玩项目

2106
01:23:02,683 --> 01:23:04,333
再加上晚上那个

2107
01:23:05,966 --> 01:23:07,800
晚上的那个烟花呀

2108
01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:09,683
然后一直都在放这首歌

2109
01:23:09,766 --> 01:23:10,933
我都服了

2110
01:23:10,933 --> 01:23:13,050
这一天把我听会了

2111
01:23:13,766 --> 01:23:15,966
果然住在小男友的大别墅里了

2112
01:23:15,966 --> 01:23:17,333
我才50平啊

2113
01:23:17,533 --> 01:23:18,566
这才50平

2114
01:23:19,483 --> 01:23:21,733
不是这这这就大别墅了

2115
01:23:21,733 --> 01:23:23,533
是护国的大别墅吗

2116
01:23:23,533 --> 01:23:24,533
那倒也对吧

2117
01:23:24,533 --> 01:23:26,766
毕竟是在这个比较比较

2118
01:23:26,766 --> 01:23:28,566
内环里面的区域啊

2119
01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:31,200
内环里面50平应该也很大

2120
01:23:32,450 --> 01:23:35,533
哎呀不过好像这个啊

2121
01:23:35,533 --> 01:23:36,250
算了算了

2122
01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:37,083
现在不能说

2123
01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:39,050
要不然要要合掉了要合掉了

2124
01:23:39,050 --> 01:23:39,850
哎呀哎呀

2125
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:42,083
忘记了忘记了

2126
01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:43,850
是蒙哥的大别墅吗

2127
01:23:43,850 --> 01:23:45,366
别墅真不行吧

2128
01:23:46,533 --> 01:23:47,933
别墅真不行吧

2129
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,883
就一群寡人住在别墅里面

2130
01:23:50,883 --> 01:23:52,933
大家就得错开开播时间

2131
01:23:53,533 --> 01:23:54,450
那怎么办

2132
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:57,483
别墅的隔音不支持那什么的吧

2133
01:23:58,450 --> 01:24:00,766
看看主播45层的大别

2134
01:24:00,766 --> 01:24:03,166
野这变成写字楼了吧

2135
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:04,600
多少钱一个月

2136
01:24:05,050 --> 01:24:08,250
呃理论来说基础应该是

2137
01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:10,600
9,000多块

2138
01:24:11,050 --> 01:24:13,683
但是我加了钱来着

2139
01:24:13,683 --> 01:24:15,166
我加了一点钱

2140
01:24:15,166 --> 01:24:18,200
因为我想住的高一点

2141
01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:21,250
自费加钱啊

2142
01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:23,000
这加钱住的高一点

2143
01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:25,283
但感觉这个钱加的还是蛮值的

2144
01:24:27,166 --> 01:24:28,533
因为住的高一点

2145
01:24:28,533 --> 01:24:30,566
心里会还会比较舒服一点

2146
01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:31,850
一万一个月

2147
01:24:31,850 --> 01:24:32,650
羡慕付姐

2148
01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:36,566
没有啦主播最后买手机没有换新的

2149
01:24:36,566 --> 01:24:38,050
就在这个地方住了

2150
01:24:40,483 --> 01:24:41,283
唉

2151
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:42,883
两眼一黑

2152
01:24:42,883 --> 01:24:44,283
没有只住一个月啦

2153
01:24:44,283 --> 01:24:45,000
只住一个月

2154
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,766
而且在上海来说

2155
01:24:46,883 --> 01:24:49,566
自己一个人住这种设施的房子

2156
01:24:49,566 --> 01:24:51,483
我觉得怎么着也得这个价

2157
01:24:56,483 --> 01:24:57,450
没买手机啊

2158
01:24:57,450 --> 01:24:58,083
没买手机

2159
01:24:58,083 --> 01:25:01,850
家人们就直接把这个钱

2160
01:25:01,850 --> 01:25:03,283
用在租房子上面

2161
01:25:05,933 --> 01:25:08,533
买手机还是换了新的了

2162
01:25:08,533 --> 01:25:09,533
还是得试试

2163
01:25:09,533 --> 01:25:10,883
酷买赞助

2164
01:25:11,850 --> 01:25:13,566
你一走公寓就活着

2165
01:25:13,566 --> 01:25:16,566
还两次说明小猫命里带水啊

2166
01:25:16,850 --> 01:25:18,200
说明小猫命里带水

2167
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,283
适合水直播

2168
01:25:19,283 --> 01:25:24,083
哈哈哈对不起我看一下

2169
01:25:26,050 --> 01:25:27,566
主要是上海迪士尼

2170
01:25:27,566 --> 01:25:29,283
我觉得最出戏的东西

2171
01:25:29,283 --> 01:25:30,733
不是什么服务态度啊

2172
01:25:30,733 --> 01:25:32,600
也不是什么到处乱跑的

2173
01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:34,050
两个大人带一个小孩

2174
01:25:34,050 --> 01:25:35,650
小孩到处乱哭啊

2175
01:25:35,883 --> 01:25:38,283
也不是在看烟花表演的时候

2176
01:25:38,283 --> 01:25:40,450
被一个奶奶带两个孙子

2177
01:25:40,450 --> 01:25:42,283
然后把我挤到后面去

2178
01:25:42,566 --> 01:25:44,283
我提前了半个小时来的

2179
01:25:44,283 --> 01:25:45,883
然后这个人就挤来挤去

2180
01:25:45,883 --> 01:25:47,600
最后把他俩孩子往前面一放

2181
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:49,333
我一说您能不能别挤了

2182
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:51,283
他就瞪我啊

2183
01:25:51,533 --> 01:25:52,800
也不是这个吧

2184
01:25:52,883 --> 01:25:55,800
然后也不是我们这个玩项目

2185
01:25:56,050 --> 01:25:59,450
玩一个项目要排70多分钟啊

2186
01:26:00,966 --> 01:26:02,200
最出戏的是

2187
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:05,800
它里面的这种歌都是中文版的

2188
01:26:09,083 --> 01:26:11,083
所以你在上海还要干什么呢

2189
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:12,133
我不知道啊

2190
01:26:12,200 --> 01:26:14,133
可能再再逛一逛吧

2191
01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:16,366
笑了不是你是下母娘

2192
01:26:16,366 --> 01:26:17,683
对对对我是下母娘

2193
01:26:17,683 --> 01:26:19,333
啊哈哈我应该

2194
01:26:19,333 --> 01:26:21,000
不打算住两个月吧

2195
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,566
住一个月就行了

2196
01:26:23,483 --> 01:26:25,050
两个月的话太贵了

2197
01:26:25,050 --> 01:26:27,050
这个房租就有点负担不起了

2198
01:26:27,050 --> 01:26:29,050
这一个月的话就当什么

2199
01:26:29,050 --> 01:26:31,283
当度假你也在上海

2200
01:26:31,283 --> 01:26:33,200
你去没去VR五周年

2201
01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:36,166
线下去购买小可学妹的周边啊

2202
01:26:36,483 --> 01:26:39,400
啊谭大老师你没有去吗

2203
01:26:41,766 --> 01:26:43,600
就在南京路上面

2204
01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:46,083
去了啊你果然去了

2205
01:26:46,366 --> 01:26:48,000
因为我当时去买

2206
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,133
我去买那个什么

2207
01:26:49,133 --> 01:26:50,200
我去买拍立得的时候

2208
01:26:50,200 --> 01:26:53,000
他们跟我说小可人卖光了啊

2209
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:56,450
我就说是不是有谁线下过去买东西了

2210
01:26:56,450 --> 01:26:58,850
应该是谈谈过去买东西了吧

2211
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,366
这个问题的话以后再说吧

2212
01:27:10,766 --> 01:27:11,650
我学的我

2213
01:27:11,650 --> 01:27:14,483
我本来来说他们的那个什么

2214
01:27:14,483 --> 01:27:17,400
他们的这个歌原来不是这么唱的吗

2215
01:27:17,683 --> 01:27:18,800
不是这个吗

2216
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:23,850
本来不是这个英文版的吗

2217
01:27:23,850 --> 01:27:25,800
我也想这可能是英文版的

2218
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:27,600
我都不知道还有拍立得

2219
01:27:27,933 --> 01:27:29,000
有的有的

2220
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:36,166
但是我学会的不是这个版本

2221
01:27:36,166 --> 01:27:39,166
因为我在园子里只听过一次这个版本

2222
01:27:40,683 --> 01:27:42,250
还忘了在哪听到的

2223
01:27:42,250 --> 01:27:43,966
好像是看那个

2224
01:27:45,733 --> 01:27:47,083
看项目啊

2225
01:27:47,083 --> 01:27:49,966
看那个米奇歌剧表演的时候

2226
01:27:49,966 --> 01:27:50,766
听到了一次

2227
01:27:50,766 --> 01:27:51,800
英文版的

2228
01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:54,566
面向小孩所以放中文

2229
01:27:54,566 --> 01:27:56,766
那中文真的好粗细啊

2230
01:27:58,533 --> 01:28:01,933
尤其是可能因为他那个园区新开吧

2231
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:03,050
去年开的

2232
01:28:04,250 --> 01:28:06,600
所以他的那个花车游行

2233
01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,400
和其他的车跟大部队是分开的

2234
01:28:12,283 --> 01:28:13,766
我哪见过这阵势啊

2235
01:28:13,766 --> 01:28:14,933
在那边等他们

2236
01:28:14,933 --> 01:28:16,133
我我我我路过

2237
01:28:16,133 --> 01:28:17,166
我说这怎么这么多人

2238
01:28:17,166 --> 01:28:18,050
我说你在干嘛

2239
01:28:18,050 --> 01:28:19,600
他们说我们在等花车游戏

2240
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:20,566
我说哎花车好

2241
01:28:20,566 --> 01:28:21,250
我就一屁股坐

2242
01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:22,050
这

2243
01:28:22,566 --> 01:28:26,400
我一屁股坐下来之后等了十几分钟啊

2244
01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:29,450
发现这个BGM逐渐逐渐的接近了

2245
01:28:29,450 --> 01:28:33,733
我一看两辆小警车里面一个坐着尼克

2246
01:28:33,733 --> 01:28:34,766
一个坐着朱迪

2247
01:28:34,850 --> 01:28:35,933
开完了过去了

2248
01:28:35,933 --> 01:28:39,050
没人我说啊就就结束了吗

2249
01:28:39,050 --> 01:28:40,083
他们说别走别走

2250
01:28:40,083 --> 01:28:41,283
还有还有后面的

2251
01:28:41,283 --> 01:28:42,600
后面的是原来的

2252
01:28:43,650 --> 01:28:46,883
搞得好像关系户单独吃一桌饭一样

2253
01:28:46,883 --> 01:28:47,850
挺奇怪的

2254
01:28:47,850 --> 01:28:49,850
为什么不跟大家一起走呢

2255
01:28:50,483 --> 01:28:53,366
还是因为那个小警车长得太不像花车

2256
01:28:53,366 --> 01:28:54,166
啊

2257
01:29:00,733 --> 01:29:00,850
我觉得

2258
01:29:00,850 --> 01:29:04,000
就我觉得这个英文版唱的真的挺好的

2259
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:08,083
但是这个中文版的就很很难评价

2260
01:29:08,933 --> 01:29:10,600
真的很难评价哦

2261
01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:11,483
我给大家找一下

2262
01:29:11,483 --> 01:29:12,850
就中文版哦

2263
01:29:12,850 --> 01:29:13,766
找到了这

2264
01:29:16,966 --> 01:29:17,766
个

2265
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:23,400
我其实觉得不如主办家乡的迪士尼啊

2266
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:25,733
可能因为主播的那个时候吧

2267
01:29:25,733 --> 01:29:28,283
东迪还可以通过快跑来

2268
01:29:28,566 --> 01:29:30,566
来获得这个项目

2269
01:29:30,566 --> 01:29:31,333
快速通道

2270
01:29:31,333 --> 01:29:33,400
我们当时嫖了三个快速通

2271
01:29:34,450 --> 01:29:38,333
上迪这边就是好项目

2272
01:29:38,333 --> 01:29:41,050
动不动就排队50分钟到70分钟

2273
01:29:41,050 --> 01:29:42,450
都给我整晕了

2274
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:46,800
我觉得玩一个项目排半个小时

2275
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:48,566
那就是很长很长的队了

2276
01:29:48,566 --> 01:29:51,366
没想到来了这边一天被PUA了

2277
01:29:51,366 --> 01:29:54,366
简直埃及受欢迎

2278
01:29:54,366 --> 01:29:56,133
是下次直播的内容吗

2279
01:29:56,133 --> 01:29:57,250
那不知道

2280
01:29:58,050 --> 01:29:59,450
不知道了不知道了

2281
01:29:59,450 --> 01:30:02,133
主播这计划的事按顺序来说吗

2282
01:30:02,133 --> 01:30:03,483
最后没按计划来

2283
01:30:03,483 --> 01:30:05,766
那大家感兴趣什么我就先说什么呗

2284
01:30:07,683 --> 01:30:09,133
还有一种可能

2285
01:30:09,133 --> 01:30:12,250
就是我觉得东迪的花车更好看一点

2286
01:30:12,250 --> 01:30:13,250
上迪这边的话

2287
01:30:13,250 --> 01:30:17,800
不符合我们老年人的一个审美取向

2288
01:30:17,800 --> 01:30:20,683
吧我觉得花车巡游这个东西呢

2289
01:30:20,683 --> 01:30:21,333
在我心里面

2290
01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:23,966
最典型的花车就是灰姑娘啊

2291
01:30:24,166 --> 01:30:26,883
这种南瓜马车这种东西

2292
01:30:26,883 --> 01:30:28,850
结果上级这边的花车呢

2293
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:30,966
感觉好多都是那种

2294
01:30:32,533 --> 01:30:33,683
确实是个车

2295
01:30:33,766 --> 01:30:36,650
但是和公主没什么关系的那种车

2296
01:30:37,450 --> 01:30:39,450
就感觉没有那么那么神秘吧

2297
01:30:39,450 --> 01:30:41,366
也有可能是因为少了一个环节

2298
01:30:41,366 --> 01:30:42,933
没有夜间花车巡游

2299
01:30:42,933 --> 01:30:45,600
我在东迪那个时候白天没看花车

2300
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:47,283
巡游我看的晚上的

2301
01:30:47,366 --> 01:30:48,733
晚上一亮灯之后

2302
01:30:48,733 --> 01:30:50,483
卧槽真帅吧

2303
01:30:50,766 --> 01:30:53,800
然后上集这边的话因为是白天看

2304
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,933
可能就会稍微差了一点点

2305
01:30:56,133 --> 01:30:56,933
嗯

2306
01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:58,366
这个这个

2307
01:30:58,366 --> 01:30:59,400
中文版哎呀

2308
01:30:59,400 --> 01:31:00,650
还没放出来

2309
01:31:04,883 --> 01:31:07,200
帅吧大家有有

2310
01:31:07,283 --> 01:31:08,050
有兴趣的

2311
01:31:08,050 --> 01:31:09,250
可以去找一下

2312
01:31:09,250 --> 01:31:11,483
东尼的夜间花车的视频啊

2313
01:31:11,483 --> 01:31:12,533
真的很漂亮

2314
01:31:12,533 --> 01:31:13,850
加大没迪士尼

2315
01:31:18,366 --> 01:31:19,000
到了这

2316
01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:21,650
我当时听到这我就觉得有点不对了

2317
01:31:21,650 --> 01:31:22,450
说实话

2318
01:31:24,200 --> 01:31:26,133
这首歌听到这我就觉得哎

2319
01:31:26,133 --> 01:31:27,566
怎么开始DJ了

2320
01:31:29,600 --> 01:31:31,250
经历太多失败

2321
01:31:31,450 --> 01:31:33,166
告诉自己重来

2322
01:31:33,166 --> 01:31:34,533
不留遗憾

2323
01:31:34,883 --> 01:31:36,483
路并不平坦

2324
01:31:36,683 --> 01:31:38,766
不顾一切往前闯

2325
01:31:38,766 --> 01:31:41,800
尽管前路漫漫又怎样

2326
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:49,566
没有不停留歇脚的飞翔

2327
01:31:50,850 --> 01:31:56,883
没有不跌倒受伤的成长

2328
01:31:57,683 --> 01:32:00,650
我不放弃我不会认输

2329
01:32:00,650 --> 01:32:04,366
直到有一天卷土重来

2330
01:32:04,566 --> 01:32:06,400
我不害怕

2331
01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:08,400
我要感受所有的

2332
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:11,483
我要经历哪怕是不完美

2333
01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:14,366
我不放弃我不

2334
01:32:14,533 --> 01:32:15,800
真的很奇怪吧

2335
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:16,883
这个中文版

2336
01:32:16,883 --> 01:32:19,600
结果我听了一天就脑子里全是

2337
01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:20,650
我不害怕

2338
01:32:20,733 --> 01:32:21,533
什么什么

2339
01:32:21,533 --> 01:32:22,966
卷土重来啊

2340
01:32:22,966 --> 01:32:25,050
完蛋了回家还得哦哦

2341
01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:31,250
真的不会觉得很奇怪吗

2342
01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:33,166
这中文版一个韵也不押

2343
01:32:34,050 --> 01:32:35,366
这歌有电棍版吗

2344
01:32:35,366 --> 01:32:36,000
应该有吧

2345
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,283
这么正经的歌哎

2346
01:32:37,283 --> 01:32:38,850
感觉确实不如英文版

2347
01:32:38,850 --> 01:32:41,450
而且这个女生有点太太高昂了

2348
01:32:42,600 --> 01:32:44,283
主播好久没唱歌了

2349
01:32:44,283 --> 01:32:45,683
怎么跑调了吗

2350
01:32:47,166 --> 01:32:48,050
hello哈

2351
01:32:50,533 --> 01:32:53,166
啊尤其是这个这个地方你们听

2352
01:32:58,483 --> 01:32:59,600
我听到这个尝试

2353
01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,850
一切人都麻了真的

2354
01:33:05,533 --> 01:33:11,050
每一天都会有新感觉

2355
01:33:12,766 --> 01:33:22,400
每一天都会有新发现有新发现

2356
01:33:23,283 --> 01:33:26,250
我不放弃我不会认输

2357
01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:29,683
直到有一一天卷土重来

2358
01:33:31,966 --> 01:33:34,966
我要感受所有的我要经历

2359
01:33:34,966 --> 01:33:37,050
哪怕是不完美

2360
01:33:41,133 --> 01:33:42,333
冲要颓废

2361
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,000
暂时不有电棍版吧

2362
01:33:47,566 --> 01:33:49,766
啊我听说这个刚开园的时候

2363
01:33:49,766 --> 01:33:52,533
放的是虞书欣跟阿云改的版本

2364
01:33:53,366 --> 01:33:54,683
后面被喷没了

2365
01:33:54,683 --> 01:33:57,566
我还挺好奇的哪个版本能比这个更麻

2366
01:33:57,566 --> 01:33:59,000
你们想听一下吧

2367
01:33:59,166 --> 01:34:01,200
虽然说我觉得大家可能不太感兴趣

2368
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:03,400
但是我觉得不能是我一个人被折磨

2369
01:34:04,366 --> 01:34:05,250
哈哈哈对啊

2370
01:34:05,250 --> 01:34:06,683
这首歌真的好公式

2371
01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:07,650
咱票不怎么样

2372
01:34:07,650 --> 01:34:08,566
基本上没什么东西

2373
01:34:08,566 --> 01:34:09,483
我好像还没去

2374
01:34:09,483 --> 01:34:11,533
但是我觉得a店就很挤

2375
01:34:11,533 --> 01:34:13,650
而且我发现怎么说呢

2376
01:34:13,883 --> 01:34:15,450
我发现a店现在的受众

2377
01:34:15,450 --> 01:34:18,966
已经不是和我一样高的这个人了

2378
01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:20,483
我去a店的时候

2379
01:34:20,483 --> 01:34:22,966
就很多一米三一米四的小孩子

2380
01:34:22,966 --> 01:34:25,683
然后在那边围着蓝色监狱的周边

2381
01:34:25,683 --> 01:34:26,650
兴奋的认人

2382
01:34:26,650 --> 01:34:27,566
然后就感觉

2383
01:34:27,566 --> 01:34:29,650
属于我的时代真的是过去了

2384
01:34:29,650 --> 01:34:31,050
哈哈哈

2385
01:34:31,933 --> 01:34:32,933
这是谁这我呀

2386
01:34:32,933 --> 01:34:34,200
我不害怕

2387
01:34:34,333 --> 01:34:37,683
还行吧这什么玩意啊哈哈

2388
01:34:39,366 --> 01:34:40,600
听一下听一下这个吧

2389
01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:41,883
大家听一下吧

2390
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:45,166
这不听一下的话感觉就白来一趟啊

2391
01:34:49,933 --> 01:34:52,600
我还去线下卡店看了一下呢

2392
01:34:53,050 --> 01:34:54,683
人身攻击举办了

2393
01:34:54,683 --> 01:34:56,200
没人身攻击啊

2394
01:34:56,483 --> 01:34:58,483
蓝色监狱什么在很好

2395
01:34:58,483 --> 01:35:00,366
在去上海之前我也不知道这个问题

2396
01:35:00,366 --> 01:35:01,600
现在我知道了

2397
01:35:07,250 --> 01:35:07,600
这个

2398
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:11,200
不听这个的话感觉不行不听感觉不行

2399
01:35:15,483 --> 01:35:18,133
好好一首歌咋被家里人唱成这样呢

2400
01:35:18,600 --> 01:35:20,600
线下卡店是不全是奥特曼卡

2401
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:21,050
没有没有

2402
01:35:21,050 --> 01:35:23,083
是那种特别排老的那种店

2403
01:35:24,133 --> 01:35:24,566
怎么说呢

2404
01:35:24,566 --> 01:35:27,200
我们二次元有自己的麻将馆吧

2405
01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:28,966
这还是我第一次见这种呢

2406
01:35:34,283 --> 01:35:36,483
感觉这两人在情歌对唱啊

2407
01:35:36,483 --> 01:35:39,600
不太像那个什么别搬死了行吗

2408
01:35:40,250 --> 01:35:41,800
不行啊我被折磨了

2409
01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:43,883
那必须要大家也被折磨一下

2410
01:35:44,683 --> 01:35:45,883
你就让让我吧

2411
01:35:45,883 --> 01:35:47,050
我都好久没来了

2412
01:35:47,050 --> 01:35:48,200
你让着点我好不

2413
01:35:48,200 --> 01:35:51,766
好重来都不害怕

2414
01:35:52,283 --> 01:35:54,000
我要跟随所有的

2415
01:35:54,000 --> 01:35:55,000
二泉麻将

2416
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:55,883
是镇魂吧

2417
01:35:55,883 --> 01:35:57,733
二泉的麻将馆啦

2418
01:35:58,366 --> 01:36:00,850
线下排老集合地

2419
01:36:00,850 --> 01:36:02,966
然后全都在那个百米乡县里

2420
01:36:02,966 --> 01:36:04,000
三楼还是二楼

2421
01:36:04,000 --> 01:36:05,800
有小半层楼都是

2422
01:36:06,133 --> 01:36:08,800
全是各种卡牌屋啊

2423
01:36:08,800 --> 01:36:11,733
值得一提的是我在那边逛了一大圈

2424
01:36:11,733 --> 01:36:14,766
就是好多人气很高的那种牌店

2425
01:36:14,883 --> 01:36:17,766
一整面墙的各种卡牌啊对战之类

2426
01:36:17,766 --> 01:36:19,450
我还看到Michael的卡着呢

2427
01:36:19,450 --> 01:36:20,533
就给我整傻了

2428
01:36:20,533 --> 01:36:22,850
哈哈哈哎

2429
01:36:22,850 --> 01:36:26,000
为什么这种这种翻剧也能有卡呀

2430
01:36:26,000 --> 01:36:27,533
到底在玩什么啊

2431
01:36:27,650 --> 01:36:29,766
为什么为什么这种翻译的有卡

2432
01:36:32,483 --> 01:36:33,966
编了个大的给大伙

2433
01:36:33,966 --> 01:36:35,133
那必须什么

2434
01:36:35,133 --> 01:36:36,650
我我没我没吃

2435
01:36:36,733 --> 01:36:37,733
你别乱说

2436
01:36:37,733 --> 01:36:39,483
面面可不是这样的人

2437
01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:41,850
50道本来就卖卡呀

2438
01:36:41,850 --> 01:36:42,850
是这样吗

2439
01:36:43,050 --> 01:36:45,333
那这个卡是对战型的吗

2440
01:36:45,450 --> 01:36:47,000
我出了一张

2441
01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:49,600
我出了一张千岛暗夜

2442
01:36:49,933 --> 01:36:54,050
然后打死了你的长崎爽是

2443
01:36:59,250 --> 01:37:01,166
之前看刀剑神域有好多卡

2444
01:37:01,166 --> 01:37:04,283
这种战斗番尤卡我都还挺能理解的

2445
01:37:05,333 --> 01:37:06,166
不行我受不了了

2446
01:37:06,166 --> 01:37:07,483
赶快把这首歌切了

2447
01:37:07,483 --> 01:37:09,483
三分钟我从来都没听完过

2448
01:37:10,683 --> 01:37:12,400
你还是唱电棍吧

2449
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:13,283
使命哇塞

2450
01:37:13,283 --> 01:37:15,333
你看只要给大家听这个

2451
01:37:15,333 --> 01:37:17,533
大家都会认可我是天籁的

2452
01:37:18,250 --> 01:37:20,850
大家都会认可绵绵唱歌是天籁

2453
01:37:21,766 --> 01:37:24,050
卡片战斗先导者

2454
01:37:24,283 --> 01:37:25,366
喜拉拉的

2455
01:37:29,766 --> 01:37:32,400
哼哼对了

2456
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:33,850
水水谢谢你的剑掌呢

2457
01:37:33,850 --> 01:37:35,850
咯哩咯咯

2458
01:37:39,966 --> 01:37:41,416
帮帮有卡正常了

2459
01:37:41,416 --> 01:37:44,733
武术都有开发的卡牌哦

2460
01:37:45,566 --> 01:37:47,700
不要点电棍催热人了

2461
01:37:47,700 --> 01:37:49,616
我现在唱不了电棍

2462
01:37:49,766 --> 01:37:51,566
珍惜一下主播的嗓子吧

2463
01:37:51,566 --> 01:37:54,016
还得拿来跟大家说话呢

2464
01:37:55,333 --> 01:37:58,966
珍惜一下主播的嗓子吧

2465
01:38:02,166 --> 01:38:03,966
很多IP都有的

2466
01:38:04,250 --> 01:38:06,500
我后悔了没进店去看一下

2467
01:38:06,500 --> 01:38:09,416
主要是被里面的氛围震慑了感觉是

2468
01:38:10,850 --> 01:38:14,050
我们二次元里面最亿最亿的一批人

2469
01:38:14,216 --> 01:38:16,100
在线下卡牌店里面

2470
01:38:17,700 --> 01:38:19,500
像我这样这么用这个词是不对的

2471
01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:21,366
但是他们打的如火如荼的

2472
01:38:21,366 --> 01:38:24,133
主播实在是不敢进去横插一脚啊

2473
01:38:25,216 --> 01:38:26,566
小红象是什么歌

2474
01:38:31,966 --> 01:38:34,850
大部分都是番剧内截图就很难崩

2475
01:38:34,966 --> 01:38:37,050
我的盆大是买够的古镇

2476
01:38:37,050 --> 01:38:39,650
如果能够放弃他的亲妈绘制

2477
01:38:39,650 --> 01:38:41,100
直接用番剧内的截图

2478
01:38:41,100 --> 01:38:42,566
我将会购买很多啊

2479
01:38:44,900 --> 01:38:45,450
就真是的

2480
01:38:45,450 --> 01:38:46,850
下次开播能养好

2481
01:38:46,850 --> 01:38:49,500
不会吧我5月还打算再开开呢

2482
01:38:50,733 --> 01:38:51,816
小红象

2483
01:38:58,933 --> 01:39:00,216
想不好我可以去看别人

2484
01:39:00,216 --> 01:39:02,100
妹妹你也太无情了吧

2485
01:39:02,133 --> 01:39:04,216
真的一点都没想我吗

2486
01:39:05,100 --> 01:39:05,900
哎

2487
01:39:07,650 --> 01:39:08,616
算是主播

2488
01:39:08,766 --> 01:39:12,166
离开了这个世界也不能这样呀

2489
01:39:15,450 --> 01:39:16,250
嗨

2490
01:39:17,016 --> 01:39:18,533
大家中午好啊

2491
01:39:18,533 --> 01:39:19,533
到中午了

2492
01:39:20,016 --> 01:39:22,216
刚才是不是有人拜托我推荐一下

2493
01:39:22,216 --> 01:39:23,850
中午饭吃什么来着

2494
01:39:24,050 --> 01:39:26,900
我建议夏天的话吃冷面吧怎么样

2495
01:39:29,016 --> 01:39:32,016
主播你还记得之前说稳定每周播三天

2496
01:39:32,616 --> 01:39:33,966
哎呀那没办法嘛

2497
01:39:33,966 --> 01:39:35,500
到了后面的时候

2498
01:39:35,566 --> 01:39:37,566
最后那一个月就忙考试

2499
01:39:37,566 --> 01:39:39,450
然后这个月又忙看病了

2500
01:39:40,566 --> 01:39:41,450
没事没事

2501
01:39:41,450 --> 01:39:44,133
我们的电脑已经摆在了这里啊

2502
01:39:44,300 --> 01:39:45,900
一定会好起来的

2503
01:39:45,966 --> 01:39:49,566
只要把米亚米亚压着坐在电脑前面啊

2504
01:39:49,566 --> 01:39:51,533
他就会自觉主动的开始开播

2505
01:39:51,533 --> 01:39:53,500
因为这电脑里没什么别的东西了

2506
01:39:53,500 --> 01:39:54,500
哈哈哈

2507
01:39:55,966 --> 01:39:58,100
主播你是不是下午要打针

2508
01:39:58,700 --> 01:40:00,533
再多跟大家说一会吧

2509
01:40:01,450 --> 01:40:02,450
没事没事

2510
01:40:03,500 --> 01:40:04,700
每次拷打都被

2511
01:40:04,700 --> 01:40:06,566
打太极那没办法

2512
01:40:06,566 --> 01:40:07,650
那主播怎么办

2513
01:40:07,650 --> 01:40:09,016
主播给你磕个头发

2514
01:40:09,050 --> 01:40:11,966
主播已经知道错了什么事

2515
01:40:13,533 --> 01:40:14,816
这不是回来了吗

2516
01:40:14,816 --> 01:40:17,016
你看上次拷打就是有效的

2517
01:40:17,533 --> 01:40:20,850
大家说主播能不能不要逃避

2518
01:40:20,850 --> 01:40:22,566
不要拖延啊

2519
01:40:22,566 --> 01:40:24,016
直面你的直播间

2520
01:40:24,016 --> 01:40:25,500
我说好的好的

2521
01:40:25,500 --> 01:40:26,616
我回来喽

2522
01:40:27,733 --> 01:40:28,533
哼

2523
01:40:30,166 --> 01:40:31,616
问你是不是下午要健身

2524
01:40:31,616 --> 01:40:33,100
还联动啊

2525
01:40:33,216 --> 01:40:34,333
这个没有吧

2526
01:40:34,500 --> 01:40:35,650
这这个有吗

2527
01:40:35,650 --> 01:40:36,566
这个没有吧

2528
01:40:36,733 --> 01:40:39,366
请你别拿第五人格来打太极好吗

2529
01:40:39,366 --> 01:40:42,450
主播回国以来100都没玩过第五

2530
01:40:42,966 --> 01:40:44,900
这个是可以发誓的

2531
01:40:44,900 --> 01:40:47,333
我回国以来基本上没玩游戏

2532
01:40:48,900 --> 01:40:50,816
就这多少天呢

2533
01:40:50,816 --> 01:40:51,933
这20天

2534
01:40:52,333 --> 01:40:55,816
主播的P5X基本已经这个号已经废了

2535
01:40:55,816 --> 01:40:57,366
就再也没上过了

2536
01:40:57,533 --> 01:41:00,500
主播的明日方舟也是完全没上过

2537
01:41:02,533 --> 01:41:04,500
如何评价元末明初

2538
01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:06,333
你说5月23号吗

2539
01:41:06,333 --> 01:41:08,700
我的评价是怎么说呢

2540
01:41:10,300 --> 01:41:11,933
根本没办法

2541
01:41:16,900 --> 01:41:19,100
如果光看社区舆论的话

2542
01:41:19,100 --> 01:41:20,816
是没有办法去

2543
01:41:22,616 --> 01:41:24,050
不管原神的

2544
01:41:24,050 --> 01:41:27,300
却心平气和的看待明朝这个游戏的

2545
01:41:27,300 --> 01:41:30,300
我的评价是明朝有一些可取之处啊

2546
01:41:30,733 --> 01:41:32,650
比如说维李奈长得很漂亮

2547
01:41:32,650 --> 01:41:34,566
安可呢长得很可爱

2548
01:41:34,733 --> 01:41:36,533
比如说维李奈长得很漂亮

2549
01:41:36,533 --> 01:41:37,966
安可长得很可爱

2550
01:41:38,166 --> 01:41:40,700
比如说我的新手出了维李奈

2551
01:41:40,850 --> 01:41:43,566
比如说即将自选一个安可爱啊

2552
01:41:43,566 --> 01:41:44,100
比如说

2553
01:41:44,100 --> 01:41:48,216
他今天10点钟即将发给我一个自选卷

2554
01:41:48,216 --> 01:41:49,766
我可以用来自选安可

2555
01:41:50,016 --> 01:41:51,250
呃比如说

2556
01:41:51,250 --> 01:41:54,450
我到现在一分钱也没有抽过啊呃

2557
01:41:58,366 --> 01:41:58,616
主播

2558
01:41:58,616 --> 01:42:02,300
怎么可能为了一个男的去玩游戏呢

2559
01:42:02,616 --> 01:42:05,500
主播当然是为了里面的萝莉角色呀

2560
01:42:06,300 --> 01:42:07,100
这怎么

2561
01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:10,216
啊你们说雪豹啊

2562
01:42:10,250 --> 01:42:12,166
雪豹我觉得他唯一的好处就是

2563
01:42:12,166 --> 01:42:14,533
他把雪豹加到了同行任务里啊

2564
01:42:14,700 --> 01:42:18,133
主播呢看到了这个同行任务点

2565
01:42:18,133 --> 01:42:19,566
羚羊就直接跳过了

2566
01:42:19,566 --> 01:42:20,900
主播压根没有去开这个任

2567
01:42:20,900 --> 01:42:21,966
务主播聪明吧

2568
01:42:23,700 --> 01:42:25,816
明天发今天啥时候啊

2569
01:42:27,166 --> 01:42:28,933
啊今天是25号

2570
01:42:28,933 --> 01:42:30,816
天哪怎么是明天呢

2571
01:42:30,816 --> 01:42:32,366
明朝我现在

2572
01:42:32,366 --> 01:42:32,816
我现在

2573
01:42:32,816 --> 01:42:34,966
要发挥我6万粉丝的社区影响力

2574
01:42:34,966 --> 01:42:36,616
来狠狠的攻击明朝了

2575
01:42:37,166 --> 01:42:38,100
为什么呀

2576
01:42:38,366 --> 01:42:40,250
哈哈哈哈哈

2577
01:42:40,250 --> 01:42:42,016
哎我也看到那句话了

2578
01:42:42,016 --> 01:42:43,900
我觉得幺幺真是个脑残

2579
01:42:43,900 --> 01:42:45,900
天呐说急帽呢

2580
01:42:45,900 --> 01:42:47,366
他在哎呀

2581
01:42:47,616 --> 01:42:50,216
幺幺说前线的士兵呢

2582
01:42:50,216 --> 01:42:52,450
只需要听令杀敌就好了

2583
01:42:52,450 --> 01:42:55,500
而后方的将士要考虑的东西就很多

2584
01:42:55,850 --> 01:42:58,100
这不是典型的什么啊

2585
01:42:58,133 --> 01:42:59,366
虽然说这个

2586
01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:01,216
这个妻子儿女

2587
01:43:01,216 --> 01:43:03,933
只是失去了她们的丈夫和爹啊

2588
01:43:03,933 --> 01:43:04,933
不是虽然说

2589
01:43:04,933 --> 01:43:05,816
虽然说这个

2590
01:43:06,166 --> 01:43:08,566
这个将士只是失去了生命啊

2591
01:43:08,566 --> 01:43:10,450
但是他们的妻子和儿女

2592
01:43:10,533 --> 01:43:12,816
就失去了一个丈夫和一个爹啊

2593
01:43:12,933 --> 01:43:15,416
啊虽然说这个这个小谁呢

2594
01:43:16,533 --> 01:43:18,016
他失去了一条腿

2595
01:43:18,016 --> 01:43:20,650
但是另外一个人失去的可是爱情啊

2596
01:43:20,900 --> 01:43:22,616
不是神经病吧

2597
01:43:22,616 --> 01:43:23,850
说出这样的话

2598
01:43:25,050 --> 01:43:26,766
哎我们后方是这样的

2599
01:43:26,766 --> 01:43:27,900
前线的将士啊

2600
01:43:27,900 --> 01:43:30,216
只要全身心投入到战场去

2601
01:43:30,966 --> 01:43:32,566
这句话给我整笑了

2602
01:43:32,566 --> 01:43:35,166
哎呦前线只是失去了生命啊

2603
01:43:35,166 --> 01:43:37,250
我们后方可是忙死了呢

2604
01:43:38,250 --> 01:43:39,050
对

2605
01:43:39,450 --> 01:43:40,616
太对了太对了

2606
01:43:40,616 --> 01:43:41,733
就是这个味啊

2607
01:43:41,766 --> 01:43:44,333
嗯嗯我没花3块钱

2608
01:43:44,333 --> 01:43:45,566
一块五都没花

2609
01:43:47,333 --> 01:43:49,133
可能是花了3块钱的流量

2610
01:43:49,133 --> 01:43:50,566
来下载明朝吧

2611
01:43:50,816 --> 01:43:52,166
嗯怎么没摆件

2612
01:43:52,166 --> 01:43:53,333
因为我一个月没直播了

2613
01:43:53,333 --> 01:43:54,133
不但没摆件

2614
01:43:54,133 --> 01:43:55,216
50件都没有了

2615
01:43:55,216 --> 01:43:56,450
没关系没关系

2616
01:43:57,016 --> 01:43:58,050
没事的没事的

2617
01:43:58,216 --> 01:44:00,450
摆件的话饼干烤不过来

2618
01:44:00,450 --> 01:44:03,700
哈哈哈饼干烤不过来啊

2619
01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:05,166
我们可以这个什么

2620
01:44:05,416 --> 01:44:07,650
反正这个月5月份是烤饼干吗

2621
01:44:07,650 --> 01:44:10,700
我们这个月就需要烤的数量少一点的

2622
01:44:10,700 --> 01:44:11,500
是吧

2623
01:44:12,016 --> 01:44:13,016
米嫣是这样的

2624
01:44:13,016 --> 01:44:14,216
看直播的音乐人

2625
01:44:14,216 --> 01:44:16,733
只要全身心投入到跟主播聊天

2626
01:44:16,733 --> 01:44:19,100
跟主播打字发弹幕之中啊

2627
01:44:19,333 --> 01:44:20,250
嗯好吧

2628
01:44:21,100 --> 01:44:23,650
要是能悄悄送点礼物啊

2629
01:44:23,650 --> 01:44:25,500
悄悄上个店长那就好

2630
01:44:25,533 --> 01:44:26,850
哈哈哈

2631
01:44:27,850 --> 01:44:29,216
有点那种可恶啊

2632
01:44:29,216 --> 01:44:31,850
居然我被你划了一道伤哎呀

2633
01:44:33,166 --> 01:44:33,966
就那种你的死

2634
01:44:33,966 --> 01:44:35,216
死不足惜

2635
01:44:35,300 --> 01:44:40,050
主要明朝我其实觉得把剧情改

2636
01:44:42,166 --> 01:44:43,016
改版了之后

2637
01:44:43,016 --> 01:44:45,100
因为我不知道第一版是什么样的吧

2638
01:44:45,500 --> 01:44:48,766
听说这个开局天降三个女生

2639
01:44:48,766 --> 01:44:51,850
然后都都说漂泊者你真是太牛逼了

2640
01:44:51,850 --> 01:44:53,533
漂泊者我要嫁给你这种

2641
01:44:53,700 --> 01:44:55,766
这种剧情是改过了之后的

2642
01:44:56,016 --> 01:44:57,366
我其实觉得

2643
01:44:59,333 --> 01:45:02,333
一开始玩游戏的时候我是最喜欢央央

2644
01:45:02,333 --> 01:45:05,300
然后觉得那个白纸呢

2645
01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:07,366
长得就像战双里面取启名

2646
01:45:07,366 --> 01:45:08,733
有种强度的美

2647
01:45:09,166 --> 01:45:10,300
而那个红毛呢

2648
01:45:10,300 --> 01:45:10,933
大家都知道

2649
01:45:10,933 --> 01:45:15,250
我是最讨厌番剧里面热情开朗啊

2650
01:45:15,250 --> 01:45:18,166
然后活泼好动的这种样板戏角色

2651
01:45:18,166 --> 01:45:20,816
我最不喜欢这种这种角色了

2652
01:45:21,616 --> 01:45:24,566
但是一路看下来之后居然是这个红毛

2653
01:45:24,566 --> 01:45:27,050
因为他呃傻大个嘛

2654
01:45:27,050 --> 01:45:28,166
傻傻的乐天派

2655
01:45:28,166 --> 01:45:29,850
我最喜欢他泱泱的那个

2656
01:45:29,850 --> 01:45:31,766
脑残发炎就不用说了

2657
01:45:31,850 --> 01:45:34,850
白纸也有一副在偷偷装逼的感觉

2658
01:45:34,850 --> 01:45:36,900
给我很不适应的那种那种

2659
01:45:38,216 --> 01:45:39,450
谢谢狗狗甜可爱

2660
01:45:39,450 --> 01:45:41,016
在主播绵绵的直播间

2661
01:45:41,016 --> 01:45:43,650
开通了见长略号的雅丽嘎多

2662
01:45:43,650 --> 01:45:45,900
今年是他陪伴主播的第181天

2663
01:45:45,900 --> 01:45:47,533
谢谢你半年快乐

2664
01:45:48,850 --> 01:45:50,366
前几个月上了两个月店长

2665
01:45:50,366 --> 01:45:51,500
结果主播就没播过几天

2666
01:45:51,500 --> 01:45:54,900
对不起啊对不起

2667
01:45:55,216 --> 01:45:58,166
没关系 4月的什么时候统计完了

2668
01:45:58,166 --> 01:45:59,533
大家等大家写完吧

2669
01:45:59,533 --> 01:46:01,133
我不知道他们什么时候写完

2670
01:46:01,133 --> 01:46:04,050
大概可能要呃再过几天吧

2671
01:46:04,050 --> 01:46:05,050
再给点时间

2672
01:46:05,300 --> 01:46:07,166
主办为什么不给于老师烤饼干

2673
01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:09,250
那当然是因为于老师给我烤饼干了

2674
01:46:09,250 --> 01:46:10,050
哈哈

2675
01:46:11,050 --> 01:46:12,133
其实我也烤了

2676
01:46:12,133 --> 01:46:14,416
我们俩互相烤饼干的时候呢

2677
01:46:14,700 --> 01:46:18,333
因为每次都受不了那个致死量的糖每

2678
01:46:18,333 --> 01:46:21,533
次都减糖导致烤的好像黄油馍馍一样

2679
01:46:23,166 --> 01:46:26,366
他烤的像那个小孩子吃的蛋黄溶豆

2680
01:46:26,366 --> 01:46:29,100
我烤的像黄油面粉馍馍之后就

2681
01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:30,733
只能说不太像饼干吧

2682
01:46:33,216 --> 01:46:35,050
我觉得把雪豹删了

2683
01:46:35,050 --> 01:46:37,250
别吧也不也不用这样吧

2684
01:46:37,533 --> 01:46:38,566
倒也不用这样

2685
01:46:38,566 --> 01:46:41,016
我也不知道大家为啥那么讨厌雪豹

2686
01:46:41,216 --> 01:46:44,900
主要是我自己没玩雪豹相关的剧情呢

2687
01:46:46,566 --> 01:46:49,450
你感觉游戏里面有小男孩角色

2688
01:46:49,450 --> 01:46:51,216
其实还挺正常的

2689
01:46:51,416 --> 01:46:53,900
也不知道为啥明朝的这个节奏这么大

2690
01:46:53,933 --> 01:46:56,050
有没有懂哥可以给我科普一下

2691
01:46:58,416 --> 01:46:59,566
我说你怎么没活

2692
01:46:59,566 --> 01:47:00,566
原来是死了

2693
01:47:00,566 --> 01:47:02,016
这不是正确的吗

2694
01:47:02,016 --> 01:47:03,850
这游戏好几个红发大哥

2695
01:47:03,850 --> 01:47:05,166
原本说好两个剑的

2696
01:47:05,166 --> 01:47:06,450
结果你现在播

2697
01:47:06,700 --> 01:47:08,616
那要不现在来

2698
01:47:08,616 --> 01:47:09,816
或者下个月来

2699
01:47:11,133 --> 01:47:12,966
你怎么把实话说出来

2700
01:47:12,966 --> 01:47:16,650
哈哈哈我们黄油嬷嬷是这样的

2701
01:47:16,816 --> 01:47:18,933
这小男孩角色内测时候恶心人

2702
01:47:18,933 --> 01:47:20,966
他不会直接攻击主角吧

2703
01:47:21,166 --> 01:47:21,966
啊

2704
01:47:22,700 --> 01:47:23,966
因为他是弗瑞改的

2705
01:47:23,966 --> 01:47:28,366
小男孩弗瑞角色好像就因为主播只玩

2706
01:47:28,366 --> 01:47:30,100
什么只玩明日方舟啊

2707
01:47:30,100 --> 01:47:31,250
主播玩明日方舟

2708
01:47:31,250 --> 01:47:33,900
里面的弗瑞都还挺受欢迎的啊

2709
01:47:33,900 --> 01:47:34,500
还有一个

2710
01:47:34,500 --> 01:47:37,566
弗瑞是挂机常用的基石角色啊

2711
01:47:38,166 --> 01:47:39,250
强度也不错

2712
01:47:39,333 --> 01:47:41,166
好像也没有特别多人讨厌的

2713
01:47:41,166 --> 01:47:43,250
虽然我觉得那个地会挺奇怪的

2714
01:47:43,250 --> 01:47:45,766
但是我也并不讨厌他来着

2715
01:47:46,133 --> 01:47:47,816
他问主角你怎么还在啊

2716
01:47:47,816 --> 01:47:48,733
就是他呀

2717
01:47:48,733 --> 01:47:50,216
怪不得被讨厌呢

2718
01:47:50,216 --> 01:47:53,366
我看他们之前说明朝一册的那个版本

2719
01:47:53,366 --> 01:47:55,500
哎呦对主角一点也不恭敬

2720
01:47:55,500 --> 01:47:56,650
不客气啊

2721
01:47:56,650 --> 01:47:59,566
把主角搞得都没人权了

2722
01:47:59,566 --> 01:48:00,450
说的就是这个

2723
01:48:00,450 --> 01:48:02,050
你怎么还在这句话

2724
01:48:02,050 --> 01:48:03,333
原来是这样啊

2725
01:48:03,766 --> 01:48:06,616
抢了主角人头问主角你怎么还在

2726
01:48:06,616 --> 01:48:08,133
怪不得怪不得啊

2727
01:48:09,533 --> 01:48:11,016
原来如此啊

2728
01:48:15,450 --> 01:48:18,100
我想要萝莉的嘟嘟

2729
01:48:20,416 --> 01:48:21,100
结果出了

2730
01:48:21,100 --> 01:48:24,100
什么我们还是不要打扰他们了吧

2731
01:48:24,100 --> 01:48:26,366
那原神的这个觉得好像没有

2732
01:48:26,366 --> 01:48:27,766
没有这么大人

2733
01:48:28,100 --> 01:48:29,850
好像没有这么大节奏哎

2734
01:48:33,616 --> 01:48:35,533
结果出了这个狗食

2735
01:48:35,533 --> 01:48:37,816
哎呀我也是打算要萝莉的

2736
01:48:37,816 --> 01:48:38,900
我都想好了

2737
01:48:38,900 --> 01:48:41,133
新手成长要是不出维里纳

2738
01:48:41,300 --> 01:48:44,216
不出安可我就受不了

2739
01:48:45,300 --> 01:48:47,216
我就要发疯了嗯

2740
01:48:49,700 --> 01:48:50,933
不如原神

2741
01:48:50,933 --> 01:48:53,133
那可能确实不如原神吧

2742
01:48:55,216 --> 01:48:57,133
男玩家都恶心伞兵

2743
01:48:57,133 --> 01:48:58,216
男玩家恶心伞兵

2744
01:48:58,216 --> 01:48:59,133
好像也没有说

2745
01:48:59,133 --> 01:49:00,450
就是去不玩元

2746
01:49:00,450 --> 01:49:00,733
可能

2747
01:49:00,733 --> 01:49:03,133
因为不玩元的沉没成本有点太高了

2748
01:49:03,133 --> 01:49:04,450
但不玩明朝很简单

2749
01:49:04,450 --> 01:49:05,650
只需要不下载就行

2750
01:49:06,133 --> 01:49:07,016
我出了安可

2751
01:49:07,016 --> 01:49:08,450
安可确实可以吧

2752
01:49:08,616 --> 01:49:09,816
听说几率暗改

2753
01:49:09,816 --> 01:49:11,133
出雪豹几率很高

2754
01:49:11,133 --> 01:49:11,450
没有啊

2755
01:49:11,450 --> 01:49:14,016
我周围的朋友好像都没有出雪豹哎

2756
01:49:14,733 --> 01:49:16,900
这种东西应该不会暗改的吧

2757
01:49:16,900 --> 01:49:18,816
这个有点太太那个啥了

2758
01:49:18,816 --> 01:49:20,216
太听风就是雨了

2759
01:49:20,850 --> 01:49:22,216
明朝优化卡的要死这

2760
01:49:22,216 --> 01:49:24,450
这一点确实吧这点确实啊

2761
01:49:24,566 --> 01:49:27,016
主播拿现在直播用的这个电脑

2762
01:49:27,016 --> 01:49:28,733
基本上是玩不了明朝的

2763
01:49:28,733 --> 01:49:30,566
得开另一台电脑才能玩啊

2764
01:49:32,133 --> 01:49:35,300
内部按明朝是第一个按钮

2765
01:49:36,333 --> 01:49:37,700
真的吧从来没玩过二游

2766
01:49:37,700 --> 01:49:39,450
我迷人关注里居然还有玩

2767
01:49:39,450 --> 01:49:40,900
明朝是第一个二游的

2768
01:49:40,900 --> 01:49:43,500
天呐我以为大家都是二游高手呢

2769
01:49:43,766 --> 01:49:45,500
新手出了个卡卡西

2770
01:49:45,500 --> 01:49:47,650
看看是不是火影忍者里面的角色吧

2771
01:49:47,650 --> 01:49:48,850
怎么会有这种东西啊

2772
01:49:49,333 --> 01:49:51,533
明朝送了一个10连跟一个自选

2773
01:49:51,533 --> 01:49:52,533
态度可以

2774
01:49:53,166 --> 01:49:55,450
怎么马上就进入战双的节奏了

2775
01:49:55,450 --> 01:49:57,250
我记得战双是四周年吧

2776
01:49:57,250 --> 01:49:58,700
过年的时候送自选

2777
01:49:59,133 --> 01:50:01,250
这怎么刚开服4天就送自选

2778
01:50:02,100 --> 01:50:04,500
如何评价DF手游登顶

2779
01:50:04,500 --> 01:50:07,816
这东西拖了这么久居然还能登顶

2780
01:50:07,816 --> 01:50:09,500
说明我们毒奶粉玩家

2781
01:50:09,500 --> 01:50:11,050
实在是太有实力了

2782
01:50:11,566 --> 01:50:12,533
好玩吧哈

2783
01:50:14,733 --> 01:50:16,333
送了三个十连了

2784
01:50:17,966 --> 01:50:21,133
第二部手游跟端游有什么差别吗

2785
01:50:22,700 --> 01:50:24,533
其实很多经典IP啊

2786
01:50:24,533 --> 01:50:26,700
就是怎么说也不算经典IP吧

2787
01:50:26,700 --> 01:50:28,933
改手游之后反而是个出路吧

2788
01:50:28,966 --> 01:50:30,450
你看逆水寒就是

2789
01:50:30,450 --> 01:50:33,050
手游现在又吸引了一批只玩手游

2790
01:50:33,050 --> 01:50:34,300
不玩端游的玩家

2791
01:50:34,300 --> 01:50:36,333
可能以后都有这个趋势吧

2792
01:50:36,966 --> 01:50:38,766
没玩咋不玩呢

2793
01:50:39,500 --> 01:50:40,733
我从来没玩过二元

2794
01:50:40,733 --> 01:50:42,500
完了明朝给我恶心坏了

2795
01:50:42,500 --> 01:50:43,933
其实你没玩过元的话

2796
01:50:43,933 --> 01:50:45,566
明的大世界还是挺好的

2797
01:50:45,566 --> 01:50:47,733
我本来想说点明朝的优点的

2798
01:50:47,733 --> 01:50:49,650
结果结果怎么说呢

2799
01:50:49,700 --> 01:50:51,616
这个骷髅到现在也没给我打钱

2800
01:50:51,616 --> 01:50:52,450
没给我发工资

2801
01:50:52,450 --> 01:50:54,016
有点说不下去了哎

2802
01:50:54,016 --> 01:50:57,650
不是我觉得明朝的优点就是

2803
01:50:57,650 --> 01:51:01,416
他的动作模组比原神要多几个

2804
01:51:01,450 --> 01:51:03,933
就比如说他从墙上面下来的时候

2805
01:51:03,933 --> 01:51:06,816
他有一个蹬墙的动作啊

2806
01:51:06,900 --> 01:51:08,333
比如说他这个

2807
01:51:09,650 --> 01:51:11,333
会有一些后空翻的动作

2808
01:51:11,333 --> 01:51:13,333
就显得整个人还蛮轻盈的

2809
01:51:13,333 --> 01:51:14,900
而且在一定范围内疾跑

2810
01:51:14,900 --> 01:51:16,450
我记得好像不消耗体力

2811
01:51:17,816 --> 01:51:19,416
就还是战斗上了吧

2812
01:51:19,416 --> 01:51:21,533
我呢就是进了明朝

2813
01:51:21,533 --> 01:51:22,500
任务不管

2814
01:51:22,566 --> 01:51:23,533
功能不管

2815
01:51:23,766 --> 01:51:24,700
降落伞也不管

2816
01:51:24,700 --> 01:51:25,500
什么都不管

2817
01:51:25,500 --> 01:51:26,766
先跟怪先打

2818
01:51:27,933 --> 01:51:29,016
先打怪啊

2819
01:51:29,016 --> 01:51:30,250
嗯先打怪

2820
01:51:30,250 --> 01:51:31,733
打怪还是挺有意思

2821
01:51:33,366 --> 01:51:34,133
玩了一小时

2822
01:51:34,133 --> 01:51:36,366
明朝女神的意义全想起来了

2823
01:51:36,366 --> 01:51:37,933
倒也没有这么夸张吧

2824
01:51:37,933 --> 01:51:41,250
我觉得这个米肯定是带着色管出来的

2825
01:51:41,250 --> 01:51:44,166
因为看到了好多特别特别明显的贴纸

2826
01:51:44,166 --> 01:51:48,016
就是拿原神的CG精修图啊

2827
01:51:48,016 --> 01:51:50,500
去跟明朝的这个最低画质

2828
01:51:50,500 --> 01:51:52,333
然后直接把主角几个人

2829
01:51:52,333 --> 01:51:54,650
随便往地上一站的截图

2830
01:51:54,650 --> 01:51:55,500
拼在一起

2831
01:51:55,500 --> 01:51:57,566
然后说明朝不如原神

2832
01:51:57,566 --> 01:51:58,500
一根毛的

2833
01:51:58,500 --> 01:52:00,366
就这种贴纸看了十几个了

2834
01:52:00,366 --> 01:52:03,933
感觉请的水军也有比较低级的时候啊

2835
01:52:04,900 --> 01:52:06,100
嗯圆的爬墙

2836
01:52:06,100 --> 01:52:07,766
为什么不改加个爬墙按键

2837
01:52:07,766 --> 01:52:10,816
很难嘛战斗模式确实是完爆的

2838
01:52:10,816 --> 01:52:11,533
真的真的

2839
01:52:11,533 --> 01:52:13,533
这个战斗还是挺舒服的

2840
01:52:13,533 --> 01:52:15,250
而且他的切人呢

2841
01:52:15,333 --> 01:52:17,016
是可以无缝切人的

2842
01:52:17,733 --> 01:52:19,416
而且还自带下落攻击

2843
01:52:19,416 --> 01:52:22,300
这个战斗可玩性比原神IIIQQ

2844
01:52:22,300 --> 01:52:24,566
AAA要好很多啊

2845
01:52:24,816 --> 01:52:28,050
只能说就是瘸子里面拔高个吧

2846
01:52:28,050 --> 01:52:29,900
就开放世界加战斗名

2847
01:52:29,900 --> 01:52:31,300
这个战斗还是不错

2848
01:52:31,450 --> 01:52:32,566
战斗确实可以

2849
01:52:32,816 --> 01:52:34,133
但是不如战双

2850
01:52:34,133 --> 01:52:35,733
战斗其实不如战双

2851
01:52:35,733 --> 01:52:36,933
一开始那个时候

2852
01:52:38,250 --> 01:52:39,900
两坨屎有什么好比

2853
01:52:39,900 --> 01:52:40,933
那倒也是吧

2854
01:52:40,933 --> 01:52:43,416
哈哈哈那倒也是吧

2855
01:52:43,416 --> 01:52:45,166
但是你也得从这个

2856
01:52:46,016 --> 01:52:48,300
万一有的屎可以变成猫屎咖啡

2857
01:52:48,300 --> 01:52:50,366
有的屎可以变成鸭屎香柠檬茶

2858
01:52:50,366 --> 01:52:52,133
有的屎他就只能冲进下水道

2859
01:52:52,133 --> 01:52:52,933
那怎么办

2860
01:52:53,500 --> 01:52:55,216
什么时候开明朝代纲呢

2861
01:52:55,216 --> 01:52:56,300
应该不会吧

2862
01:52:56,500 --> 01:52:58,850
爵麒麟的战斗系统以后都会的

2863
01:52:58,850 --> 01:52:59,650
那怎么办呢

2864
01:52:59,650 --> 01:53:01,766
主播没有爵麒麟的内测资格

2865
01:53:01,766 --> 01:53:04,100
那不得不为明朝说话了

2866
01:53:04,100 --> 01:53:06,300
谁叫爵麒麟不给我发内测资格

2867
01:53:06,900 --> 01:53:09,733
战双的战斗现在实在是太简单了

2868
01:53:09,733 --> 01:53:10,816
就出了个过年

2869
01:53:10,816 --> 01:53:12,333
出了个轮椅人角色

2870
01:53:12,333 --> 01:53:13,816
出了个轮椅人露娜

2871
01:53:14,050 --> 01:53:15,533
主要他不是简单不简单

2872
01:53:15,533 --> 01:53:17,816
战双战斗问题是流程太固定了

2873
01:53:17,816 --> 01:53:20,100
而且游戏内容非常的重复

2874
01:53:20,100 --> 01:53:21,050
就是每天

2875
01:53:22,533 --> 01:53:25,816
竞速啊打a型深渊

2876
01:53:25,816 --> 01:53:26,533
b型深渊

2877
01:53:26,533 --> 01:53:27,850
c型深渊啊

2878
01:53:27,850 --> 01:53:29,016
打固定的boss

2879
01:53:29,016 --> 01:53:31,133
然后去竞速拼伤害量

2880
01:53:31,133 --> 01:53:34,416
然后拼那个什么拼那个

2881
01:53:34,566 --> 01:53:37,250
拼的东西都不是什么操作啊之类的

2882
01:53:37,366 --> 01:53:39,816
因为每个角色都是各打各的

2883
01:53:39,966 --> 01:53:41,100
boss动boss的

2884
01:53:41,100 --> 01:53:41,966
你动你的

2885
01:53:41,966 --> 01:53:45,050
你只要在这段时间内把你该该搞的

2886
01:53:45,050 --> 01:53:49,050
比如说红红红三消切换形态开大

2887
01:53:49,050 --> 01:53:51,733
然后蓝蓝蓝黄黄黄长按重击

2888
01:53:51,900 --> 01:53:54,450
然后再用一个这个加强普攻

2889
01:53:54,450 --> 01:53:56,816
然后再开二段大啊这样子

2890
01:53:56,816 --> 01:53:58,333
你只需要这么打就行了

2891
01:53:58,333 --> 01:53:59,900
你不需要管对面怎么动

2892
01:53:59,900 --> 01:54:01,850
对面怎么动跟你没什么关系

2893
01:54:01,850 --> 01:54:04,216
你只需要按照你的资格去动就行

2894
01:54:04,650 --> 01:54:06,166
哈哈就很奇怪吧

2895
01:54:06,166 --> 01:54:09,216
哎呀战说去年被称为小游戏大合集

2896
01:54:09,216 --> 01:54:10,416
小游戏太弱智了

2897
01:54:10,416 --> 01:54:11,900
我12岁都不玩小游戏

2898
01:54:11,900 --> 01:54:13,250
现在还给我端下来

2899
01:54:13,616 --> 01:54:15,333
我已不至死亡啊

2900
01:54:15,333 --> 01:54:15,966
就这样子

2901
01:54:15,966 --> 01:54:17,050
哈哈哈

2902
01:54:17,216 --> 01:54:19,300
就只需要自己打自己的就好了

2903
01:54:19,300 --> 01:54:21,133
根本不用管对面的干嘛呀

2904
01:54:21,133 --> 01:54:22,966
对面的干嘛跟我没任何关系

2905
01:54:22,966 --> 01:54:25,500
我只需要盯着我自己的动态看就好了

2906
01:54:25,500 --> 01:54:27,133
这样的话就挺没意思的

2907
01:54:27,850 --> 01:54:30,300
所以我觉得这种类型的战斗游戏就

2908
01:54:30,300 --> 01:54:32,416
如果说手游要搞数值膨胀的话

2909
01:54:32,416 --> 01:54:34,250
还是开服的时候啊

2910
01:54:34,250 --> 01:54:35,616
最纯粹最好玩了

2911
01:54:35,616 --> 01:54:37,133
没什么装备啊什么的

2912
01:54:37,133 --> 01:54:39,166
不需要无穷无尽的刷圣遗物

2913
01:54:39,416 --> 01:54:42,366
也不需要无尽的深渊出分啊什么什么

2914
01:54:42,366 --> 01:54:44,250
然后崩铁追求聆听啊之类

2915
01:54:44,250 --> 01:54:46,133
这个时候在野外打打小怪

2916
01:54:46,133 --> 01:54:48,050
卧槽爆了个影子

2917
01:54:48,050 --> 01:54:50,650
那叫什么深海就挺高兴

2918
01:54:52,650 --> 01:54:55,616
对啊再说就一直盯着右下角

2919
01:54:55,650 --> 01:54:57,566
盯着能量条啊

2920
01:54:57,700 --> 01:54:59,616
盯着那个QTE技能

2921
01:54:59,650 --> 01:55:01,100
就别的都看不了

2922
01:55:01,100 --> 01:55:02,566
完全看不到对面

2923
01:55:04,700 --> 01:55:07,050
也不知道明朝以后会走什么样的路线

2924
01:55:07,050 --> 01:55:09,416
但现在我打架打的还挺开心的

2925
01:55:09,416 --> 01:55:10,566
虽然我是手残

2926
01:55:10,966 --> 01:55:13,166
但是我昨天20级的时候

2927
01:55:14,133 --> 01:55:15,100
20级的时候

2928
01:55:15,100 --> 01:55:17,766
还没突破那个什么等级的时候

2929
01:55:18,100 --> 01:55:21,300
我自己磨死了一个45级的怪

2930
01:55:21,300 --> 01:55:23,366
拿奶妈边走边a的

2931
01:55:23,366 --> 01:55:24,766
我还觉得挺开心的

2932
01:55:24,766 --> 01:55:25,650
哈哈

2933
01:55:26,700 --> 01:55:27,500
哎

2934
01:55:28,700 --> 01:55:30,416
那为什么不玩老头环呢

2935
01:55:30,416 --> 01:55:31,700
因为我打不过他

2936
01:55:31,850 --> 01:55:34,133
因为我们二次元是这样的啊

2937
01:55:34,133 --> 01:55:35,566
因为我我是二次元

2938
01:55:35,566 --> 01:55:38,333
我只想在游戏里面操纵美少女打架

2939
01:55:38,616 --> 01:55:40,700
不够美的少女我不想看

2940
01:55:42,300 --> 01:55:43,366
20级了不是角

2941
01:55:43,366 --> 01:55:44,733
色20级的时候

2942
01:55:44,900 --> 01:55:46,450
角色20级的时候吧

2943
01:55:48,100 --> 01:55:50,416
三消不看就是瞎打是吧

2944
01:55:50,416 --> 01:55:53,216
他们玩战双也有不开UI玩的

2945
01:55:53,216 --> 01:55:54,816
不知道以后明朝有没有

2946
01:55:54,933 --> 01:55:57,450
明朝这个战斗的观赏性还是可以的

2947
01:55:58,016 --> 01:56:01,300
而且能用的招式和技能还相对挺多的

2948
01:56:01,500 --> 01:56:02,616
主播玩纯白吗

2949
01:56:02,616 --> 01:56:03,533
我不玩纯白

2950
01:56:03,900 --> 01:56:04,816
主播不玩纯白

2951
01:56:04,816 --> 01:56:06,700
主要是因为主播喜欢萝莉

2952
01:56:06,850 --> 01:56:09,966
主播不喜欢大扔子贴到我脸上

2953
01:56:09,966 --> 01:56:11,966
也不喜欢人体彩绘的衣服

2954
01:56:12,450 --> 01:56:15,566
主播不是对这个麻辣游戏有什么偏见

2955
01:56:15,566 --> 01:56:18,900
相反我我还觉得大大方方做麻辣

2956
01:56:18,900 --> 01:56:20,333
我就只要麻辣人

2957
01:56:20,333 --> 01:56:21,616
别的呢咱不要

2958
01:56:21,650 --> 01:56:23,533
我觉得这样的话挺好的

2959
01:56:23,616 --> 01:56:26,133
就不要在这个一般上游戏里面嗯

2960
01:56:26,133 --> 01:56:29,766
搞麻辣或者说一个角色一边卖麻辣

2961
01:56:29,766 --> 01:56:32,333
一边卖百合一边卖BG

2962
01:56:32,816 --> 01:56:33,500
这样的话

2963
01:56:33,500 --> 01:56:34,850
就就就就

2964
01:56:34,850 --> 01:56:36,450
我就会很割裂啊

2965
01:56:37,166 --> 01:56:39,016
瞎扯哈哈哈

2966
01:56:39,300 --> 01:56:41,500
主播玩必然幻想人力可吗

2967
01:56:41,500 --> 01:56:42,616
应该没玩吧

2968
01:56:42,616 --> 01:56:46,733
那个游戏就就是他比较火的时候

2969
01:56:46,733 --> 01:56:48,500
主播当时好像有点事吧

2970
01:56:50,616 --> 01:56:52,133
MC怎么送二手up

2971
01:56:52,133 --> 01:56:53,450
不如送常驻

2972
01:56:53,900 --> 01:56:55,733
你可以等下半抽啊

2973
01:56:55,733 --> 01:56:57,900
他们一个up池是上下半的

2974
01:56:57,900 --> 01:56:59,100
上半是男的

2975
01:56:59,100 --> 01:57:00,366
下半是女的

2976
01:57:00,566 --> 01:57:02,933
然后一个up池给你6抽

2977
01:57:03,733 --> 01:57:06,500
萝莉控是这样的我们萝莉控是这样的

2978
01:57:06,850 --> 01:57:08,050
那怎么办呢

2979
01:57:11,300 --> 01:57:13,650
主播萝莉控已经做不好了

2980
01:57:13,650 --> 01:57:15,100
就喜欢萝莉吧

2981
01:57:15,100 --> 01:57:18,300
没萝莉这个世界空洞碎开

2982
01:57:18,650 --> 01:57:21,250
已经没有办法再生存下去了

2983
01:57:21,333 --> 01:57:22,650
主播还逛了贴吧

2984
01:57:22,650 --> 01:57:24,016
最近没怎么逛贴吧

2985
01:57:24,016 --> 01:57:26,533
手机的使用时间都从每天十几个小时

2986
01:57:26,533 --> 01:57:27,733
变成每天6小时

2987
01:57:29,533 --> 01:57:32,216
哎呀主播是这样的

2988
01:57:33,533 --> 01:57:35,300
我们萝莉控是这样的你们

2989
01:57:35,300 --> 01:57:38,300
为什么萝莉控中间都要有个点啊

2990
01:57:38,700 --> 01:57:39,650
为什么呀

2991
01:57:42,816 --> 01:57:45,300
你最好能玩到他开下半卡池

2992
01:57:45,300 --> 01:57:45,766
我倒

2993
01:57:45,766 --> 01:57:49,850
觉得上一次说的那个可以自选up的话

2994
01:57:49,850 --> 01:57:50,766
还挺好

2995
01:57:51,700 --> 01:57:54,050
上一次不是说出了个功能吗

2996
01:57:54,050 --> 01:57:56,533
解包解出了一个功能说可以

2997
01:57:56,533 --> 01:57:57,366
那个什么

2998
01:58:00,650 --> 01:58:02,450
客评价麻辣香锅喷队友

2999
01:58:02,450 --> 01:58:03,300
不对吧

3000
01:58:04,050 --> 01:58:06,250
你是不是在钓我的鱼啊

3001
01:58:07,133 --> 01:58:09,016
是麻辣香锅喷队友吧

3002
01:58:09,016 --> 01:58:10,566
是麻辣香锅爱喷吧

3003
01:58:10,566 --> 01:58:12,016
主播虽然不看贴吧了

3004
01:58:12,016 --> 01:58:13,650
这种事情还是知道的吧

3005
01:58:15,333 --> 01:58:16,100
哎呦哈尔

3006
01:58:16,100 --> 01:58:17,016
一肚子坏水

3007
01:58:17,016 --> 01:58:18,500
还得先确认一下主播

3008
01:58:18,500 --> 01:58:20,566
主播你最近看贴吧了吗

3009
01:58:20,933 --> 01:58:21,900
主播说没有呀

3010
01:58:21,900 --> 01:58:24,016
怎么啦还说哦

3011
01:58:24,016 --> 01:58:25,900
如何明天麻辣香锅喷队友

3012
01:58:26,416 --> 01:58:30,050
嗯哈哈哈

3013
01:58:30,366 --> 01:58:32,050
先跑了明天先冲去了

3014
01:58:32,050 --> 01:58:32,900
明天去哪

3015
01:58:32,933 --> 01:58:34,133
明天去看电影吗

3016
01:58:35,416 --> 01:58:36,700
哎上了吗上了吗

3017
01:58:36,700 --> 01:58:38,216
确实是拿香喷哎

3018
01:58:38,216 --> 01:58:40,450
真的吗麻辣香锅压力电棍

3019
01:58:40,450 --> 01:58:41,733
电棍跟辣箱爆了

3020
01:58:41,733 --> 01:58:44,166
麻辣香锅在棍子走了之后开始喷队友

3021
01:58:44,166 --> 01:58:45,933
这是什么压力的转移啊

3022
01:58:46,166 --> 01:58:48,100
这个素质没有消失啊

3023
01:58:48,100 --> 01:58:51,333
只是从麻辣香锅转移到电棍身上去了

3024
01:58:51,700 --> 01:58:53,733
植物园那个怎么读的

3025
01:58:55,366 --> 01:58:56,900
植物少女园吗

3026
01:58:59,816 --> 01:59:02,016
其实我其实我忘记看freedom了

3027
01:59:02,016 --> 01:59:02,816
这是什么

3028
01:59:03,166 --> 01:59:04,566
哎反转了

3029
01:59:04,566 --> 01:59:05,450
真反转了吗

3030
01:59:05,450 --> 01:59:07,300
你们别钓鱼哎

3031
01:59:07,850 --> 01:59:09,900
等我下播之后再去了解一下

3032
01:59:09,900 --> 01:59:10,700
别急

3033
01:59:11,733 --> 01:59:13,616
主播玩PVZ杂交版

3034
01:59:13,616 --> 01:59:14,850
怎么又出PVZ了

3035
01:59:14,850 --> 01:59:15,733
每年都有一版

3036
01:59:15,733 --> 01:59:16,616
最火的PVZ

3037
01:59:16,616 --> 01:59:20,650
是吧原来我在主播心中是这种人

3038
01:59:20,650 --> 01:59:21,933
良木对不起了

3039
01:59:21,933 --> 01:59:24,166
哈尔在我心里是特别特别好的

3040
01:59:25,300 --> 01:59:26,100
说起来

3041
01:59:26,133 --> 01:59:28,616
你有没有去看那个哈尔的移动城堡

3042
01:59:28,616 --> 01:59:29,933
在国内的上映啊

3043
01:59:29,933 --> 01:59:31,566
我记得我刚落地的时候

3044
01:59:31,566 --> 01:59:33,850
那个时候还在办活动呢

3045
01:59:33,900 --> 01:59:35,016
晚安晚安

3046
01:59:35,016 --> 01:59:36,300
洋洋路小姐

3047
01:59:39,100 --> 01:59:41,300
我要思密哈哈

3048
01:59:43,500 --> 01:59:45,050
哎呀说错话了

3049
01:59:45,050 --> 01:59:46,766
紧张开始捏泡泡纸了

3050
01:59:46,766 --> 01:59:47,650
对不起哦

3051
01:59:47,650 --> 01:59:48,216
我不能捏

3052
01:59:48,216 --> 01:59:49,700
我下午还要寄这个快递呢

3053
01:59:49,700 --> 01:59:50,850
我捏完了怎么办

3054
01:59:55,166 --> 01:59:55,966
啊哈

3055
01:59:56,966 --> 01:59:59,650
我下午还要去寄这个快递呢

3056
01:59:59,700 --> 02:00:01,450
早上刚重新包他一下

3057
02:00:01,450 --> 02:00:03,333
现在全被我捏爆了

3058
02:00:05,766 --> 02:00:07,966
看明天再寄不住了吧

3059
02:00:08,366 --> 02:00:10,216
今天今天寄出去吧

3060
02:00:10,766 --> 02:00:13,250
会不会碎掉啊

3061
02:00:14,766 --> 02:00:16,416
毕竟开摆了

3062
02:00:16,416 --> 02:00:17,733
这对不起人

3063
02:00:25,733 --> 02:00:26,966
有一路小姐都说了

3064
02:00:26,966 --> 02:00:28,100
这次回来直播

3065
02:00:28,100 --> 02:00:31,050
感觉声音都比在在在那边的时候

3066
02:00:31,050 --> 02:00:32,300
高昂了一些

3067
02:00:32,966 --> 02:00:35,416
确实是需要调整一下状态吧

3068
02:00:42,133 --> 02:00:42,966
我在想

3069
02:00:42,966 --> 02:00:45,416
我们下一场直播再讲埃及的事吧

3070
02:00:45,416 --> 02:00:47,533
讲一下绵绵的出埃及记

3071
02:00:49,650 --> 02:00:53,733
虽然好像大部分不知道有没有讲过呢

3072
02:00:54,250 --> 02:00:55,250
不知道不知道

3073
02:00:55,250 --> 02:00:58,166
有没有在进展群里面跟大家交流过

3074
02:00:58,450 --> 02:01:00,766
但是我记得应该是没有

3075
02:01:00,766 --> 02:01:03,100
因为我去埃及的那天

3076
02:01:03,216 --> 02:01:06,500
全程充电宝都没有电

3077
02:01:06,500 --> 02:01:07,650
手机也没有电

3078
02:01:07,650 --> 02:01:10,500
一直都是到哪个景点稍微拍拍两张照

3079
02:01:10,500 --> 02:01:13,766
然后马上就把手机蹭别人充电宝的

3080
02:01:13,766 --> 02:01:14,050
那种

3081
02:01:14,050 --> 02:01:16,650
那种状态好像没什么时间储存呢

3082
02:01:18,500 --> 02:01:22,500
SGM上有当地人和平底摔肥猫的合照吗

3083
02:01:22,500 --> 02:01:23,650
应该没有吧

3084
02:01:24,766 --> 02:01:25,566
啊

3085
02:01:28,500 --> 02:01:29,733
应应该没有吧

3086
02:01:34,300 --> 02:01:37,933
他们应该不玩这个

3087
02:01:39,216 --> 02:01:41,766
黑夜的黑不是最黑

3088
02:01:41,766 --> 02:01:43,450
而在于贪婪

3089
02:01:43,450 --> 02:01:45,533
找不到底线

3090
02:01:47,416 --> 02:01:49,650
脚下是卑微的街

3091
02:01:51,533 --> 02:01:53,700
地摔主要是由于什么呢

3092
02:01:53,700 --> 02:01:55,566
主要是由于主播的

3093
02:01:56,333 --> 02:01:58,616
主播的手眼不太协调

3094
02:01:59,216 --> 02:02:01,900
这跟当地的地没有任何关系啊

3095
02:02:02,766 --> 02:02:07,133
嗯那么今天要不说我我不知道啊

3096
02:02:07,250 --> 02:02:09,650
因为我不知道所以我沉默了

3097
02:02:09,650 --> 02:02:11,250
这不是很正常的吗

3098
02:02:12,100 --> 02:02:15,166
那那我我那个我嗯

3099
02:02:20,816 --> 02:02:23,416
今天先准备准备下播

3100
02:02:24,300 --> 02:02:26,300
然后我们下次再说这个

3101
02:02:28,416 --> 02:02:30,650
还是说再播一会呢

3102
02:02:30,733 --> 02:02:32,616
感觉今天该下播了

3103
02:02:33,616 --> 02:02:35,533
应应该不不应该

3104
02:02:37,216 --> 02:02:39,100
难道不是羞于启齿

3105
02:02:39,100 --> 02:02:40,766
确实吧我要吃饭了

3106
02:02:40,766 --> 02:02:42,500
快滚打发我走了是吧

3107
02:02:42,500 --> 02:02:43,366
还有下次吗

3108
02:02:43,366 --> 02:02:46,166
当然有啦当然有啦当然有啦

3109
02:02:46,166 --> 02:02:47,300
你相信我

3110
02:02:47,533 --> 02:02:49,450
我绝对有绝对有

3111
02:02:49,966 --> 02:02:51,533
该下播找小男友了

3112
02:02:51,533 --> 02:02:52,900
小男友是尸体是吧

3113
02:02:52,900 --> 02:02:54,050
这么久不说话了

3114
02:02:56,966 --> 02:02:59,933
下次是啥时候你看看

3115
02:03:02,016 --> 02:03:04,366
挑一天特别特别热的时候啊

3116
02:03:04,366 --> 02:03:06,216
看一下这个天气预报

3117
02:03:06,216 --> 02:03:08,733
有没有人帮我看一下上海天气预报啊

3118
02:03:09,566 --> 02:03:10,933
算今天人来报的话

3119
02:03:10,933 --> 02:03:15,016
应该未来几天外面全是40度吧

3120
02:03:15,016 --> 02:03:15,900
让我猜猜

3121
02:03:17,366 --> 02:03:18,333
上海

3122
02:03:20,100 --> 02:03:25,216
天气预报这周都很凉爽

3123
02:03:25,216 --> 02:03:28,100
看过了你怎么还帮我看天气啊

3124
02:03:28,100 --> 02:03:29,133
你真好

3125
02:03:31,766 --> 02:03:33,416
哪里凉爽了

3126
02:03:35,016 --> 02:03:38,050
2828282730度

3127
02:03:38,050 --> 02:03:39,500
哪凉爽啊

3128
02:03:41,100 --> 02:03:41,900
哎

3129
02:03:44,300 --> 02:03:45,100
脑疼啊

3130
02:03:47,900 --> 02:03:49,733
哪里凉爽啊

3131
02:03:50,816 --> 02:03:51,966
最高才30

3132
02:03:51,966 --> 02:03:52,966
明明很凉爽

3133
02:03:52,966 --> 02:03:54,250
你是哪里人啊

3134
02:03:54,250 --> 02:03:56,166
你不会是火焰山的公主吧

3135
02:04:08,966 --> 02:04:12,100
对于我们加拿大朋友来说

3136
02:04:12,100 --> 02:04:15,366
超过26度的天一律会中暑的

3137
02:04:18,366 --> 02:04:19,850
咦呜

3138
02:04:21,216 --> 02:04:22,616
下周会降温

3139
02:04:23,216 --> 02:04:26,300
是这样比30度更低一点点是吧

3140
02:04:28,533 --> 02:04:31,250
现在的小朋友都被空调惯坏了

3141
02:04:31,250 --> 02:04:34,366
你这是什么教训人的语气啊哼

3142
02:04:37,333 --> 02:04:39,333
唉真好

3143
02:04:39,333 --> 02:04:41,166
我空调开25度

3144
02:04:41,216 --> 02:04:42,850
好吧很节能的

3145
02:04:43,566 --> 02:04:45,300
我不能跟家国比啊

3146
02:04:45,300 --> 02:04:46,966
那倒也是吧

3147
02:04:46,966 --> 02:04:49,366
虽然这么说吧哼

3148
02:04:50,816 --> 02:04:51,616
哼

3149
02:04:55,566 --> 02:04:56,816
25你不冷吗

3150
02:04:56,816 --> 02:04:57,733
我不冷啊

3151
02:04:57,733 --> 02:05:00,166
我们就是25度很好呀

3152
02:05:03,366 --> 02:05:06,533
浑身出汗黏黏糊糊的很难受吧

3153
02:05:09,650 --> 02:05:10,300
好像确实

3154
02:05:10,300 --> 02:05:11,966
有点热哈哈哈

3155
02:05:11,966 --> 02:05:13,733
有有一点点吧

3156
02:05:15,850 --> 02:05:18,816
空调开25度会稍微有点冷

3157
02:05:18,816 --> 02:05:21,450
所以我一天就开一会还是

3158
02:05:30,933 --> 02:05:32,900
在想是不是该吃中午饭了

3159
02:05:32,900 --> 02:05:36,300
我下午等下还要去打针呢

3160
02:05:36,333 --> 02:05:38,450
但我其实今天不太想出门

3161
02:05:39,050 --> 02:05:39,966
要不就不出门了

3162
02:05:39,966 --> 02:05:41,450
就跟大家聊天

3163
02:05:41,616 --> 02:05:42,416
要吗

3164
02:05:43,100 --> 02:05:43,216
呵呵

3165
02:05:43,216 --> 02:05:47,500
黏黏糊糊的猫猫好恶心好恶心啊

3166
02:05:48,333 --> 02:05:50,250
这边真的好吃啊

3167
02:05:50,250 --> 02:05:51,216
真的真的

3168
02:05:51,366 --> 02:05:54,300
主播在那个加拿大生活的时候

3169
02:05:54,300 --> 02:05:56,100
有的时候当懒狗

3170
02:05:56,100 --> 02:05:57,500
两三天洗一次澡

3171
02:05:57,500 --> 02:05:58,933
这边一点都不行

3172
02:05:58,933 --> 02:06:00,566
恨不得早上出门前洗

3173
02:06:00,566 --> 02:06:02,100
晚上回来之后还洗

3174
02:06:02,416 --> 02:06:04,133
你洗的头发都要掉了

3175
02:06:04,133 --> 02:06:05,300
真受不了吧

3176
02:06:05,300 --> 02:06:08,900
太黏了吃过上海的生煎包了吗

3177
02:06:08,900 --> 02:06:10,616
你怎么跟妈妈一样呀

3178
02:06:11,816 --> 02:06:13,366
你怎么跟妈妈一样

3179
02:06:13,366 --> 02:06:14,100
我问妈妈

3180
02:06:14,100 --> 02:06:15,166
我说我请你吃饭

3181
02:06:15,166 --> 02:06:16,166
我想吃什么

3182
02:06:16,333 --> 02:06:18,250
妈妈说生煎包

3183
02:06:18,333 --> 02:06:19,900
生煎包可好吃了

3184
02:06:19,900 --> 02:06:21,216
吃蟹黄包子吧

3185
02:06:21,216 --> 02:06:22,700
蟹黄包子可好吃了

3186
02:06:22,700 --> 02:06:23,816
我说我吃过

3187
02:06:26,700 --> 02:06:27,900
前几天30度

3188
02:06:27,900 --> 02:06:29,216
这两天下雨13度

3189
02:06:29,216 --> 02:06:29,933
超级凉快

3190
02:06:29,933 --> 02:06:32,766
13度晚上在外面稍微有一点点冷吧

3191
02:06:33,300 --> 02:06:34,933
就稍微有一点点冷

3192
02:06:34,966 --> 02:06:36,016
就也还好

3193
02:06:36,766 --> 02:06:37,650
虽然也还好

3194
02:06:37,650 --> 02:06:39,100
但是还稍微有点冷

3195
02:06:39,966 --> 02:06:41,366
亚热带季风气候

3196
02:06:41,366 --> 02:06:43,016
还沿海湿度高

3197
02:06:43,650 --> 02:06:44,733
哦我其实想知道

3198
02:06:44,733 --> 02:06:47,333
这个上海的海是哪个海啊

3199
02:06:47,500 --> 02:06:48,700
他是真的海吗

3200
02:06:48,700 --> 02:06:51,500
生煎包葱油拌面我吃过了

3201
02:06:51,533 --> 02:06:52,966
葱油拌面我有吃过

3202
02:06:52,966 --> 02:06:54,500
葱油拌面挺好吃的

3203
02:06:54,500 --> 02:06:55,900
但是感觉不太

3204
02:06:57,450 --> 02:06:58,700
不太健康

3205
02:06:58,900 --> 02:07:00,533
感觉整个上海的

3206
02:07:00,533 --> 02:07:02,933
那个叫什么本帮菜是吧

3207
02:07:02,933 --> 02:07:04,966
当地的菜是不是不叫上海菜

3208
02:07:04,966 --> 02:07:06,300
叫本帮菜来着

3209
02:07:06,500 --> 02:07:07,933
当地的本帮菜

3210
02:07:07,933 --> 02:07:09,050
我看了一下

3211
02:07:09,050 --> 02:07:10,650
什么呃呃

3212
02:07:12,333 --> 02:07:15,300
什么什么响油鳝丝啊

3213
02:07:15,300 --> 02:07:18,700
什么什么什么炒那个什么草啊

3214
02:07:18,700 --> 02:07:20,766
还有一些其他的东西

3215
02:07:20,766 --> 02:07:24,050
我感觉本帮菜全都是那种比较甜

3216
02:07:24,050 --> 02:07:26,300
然后加了好多好多油的那种风格

3217
02:07:26,300 --> 02:07:27,100
哎

3218
02:07:27,850 --> 02:07:30,050
包括主食也是生煎包

3219
02:07:30,300 --> 02:07:33,533
呃碳水还有这个肉还有油

3220
02:07:33,533 --> 02:07:35,050
都都都全了

3221
02:07:35,450 --> 02:07:37,366
葱油拌面更是重量级

3222
02:07:37,366 --> 02:07:38,933
但真的挺好吃的

3223
02:07:40,050 --> 02:07:40,966
东海

3224
02:07:44,566 --> 02:07:45,700
东海是什么海

3225
02:07:45,700 --> 02:07:47,333
东海东海是海吗

3226
02:07:55,300 --> 02:07:57,366
啊东海不是在海南吗

3227
02:07:57,366 --> 02:07:59,733
我去海南的时候有个地方叫大东海

3228
02:08:12,333 --> 02:08:14,450
长江入海口在哪

3229
02:08:15,016 --> 02:08:17,766
哦哦对哦

3230
02:08:18,966 --> 02:08:20,416
长江入海的

3231
02:08:23,416 --> 02:08:24,500
对对不起

3232
02:08:25,966 --> 02:08:28,366
主播的地理有点问题

3233
02:08:30,900 --> 02:08:33,166
没关系你知道长江不

3234
02:08:33,166 --> 02:08:34,850
我知道我知道

3235
02:08:34,850 --> 02:08:36,133
我还知道黄河呢

3236
02:08:36,133 --> 02:08:36,650
怎么可能

3237
02:08:36,650 --> 02:08:37,850
这个不知道啊

3238
02:08:39,450 --> 02:08:40,700
博皇东南

3239
02:08:40,766 --> 02:08:41,933
渤海黄海

3240
02:08:41,933 --> 02:08:43,050
东海南海

3241
02:08:43,050 --> 02:08:45,133
哦感觉好久了

3242
02:08:45,616 --> 02:08:46,566
东边东海

3243
02:08:46,566 --> 02:08:47,700
南边南海

3244
02:08:47,700 --> 02:08:48,733
北边是渤海

3245
02:08:48,733 --> 02:08:50,133
为什么不叫北海啊

3246
02:08:51,700 --> 02:08:53,133
对有北京

3247
02:08:53,133 --> 02:08:55,166
为什么东京不是中国的呢

3248
02:08:56,700 --> 02:08:57,650
有还有南京

3249
02:08:57,650 --> 02:08:58,933
为什么没有西京啊

3250
02:08:58,933 --> 02:09:00,500
这好像是我以前问的问题

3251
02:09:00,500 --> 02:09:01,933
完蛋完了

3252
02:09:05,216 --> 02:09:06,766
我知道了

3253
02:09:08,616 --> 02:09:09,816
长江入海的

3254
02:09:09,816 --> 02:09:11,533
对对对我知道了

3255
02:09:12,850 --> 02:09:15,966
因为中国古代北海指的是贝加尔湖

3256
02:09:16,300 --> 02:09:17,100
哦哦

3257
02:09:19,216 --> 02:09:21,133
不要说英语了

3258
02:09:21,133 --> 02:09:22,650
我知道了

3259
02:09:26,133 --> 02:09:27,533
主播记忆回答了

3260
02:09:27,533 --> 02:09:30,366
太久没用上这个相关的知识了

3261
02:09:30,766 --> 02:09:31,700
对不起

3262
02:09:32,900 --> 02:09:34,300
太久没用上了

3263
02:09:34,300 --> 02:09:35,616
是这样的吗

3264
02:09:37,850 --> 02:09:40,616
对爱已太多

3265
02:09:41,450 --> 02:09:43,816
难道我不在意

3266
02:09:44,816 --> 02:09:47,250
雨打湿了你

3267
02:09:47,250 --> 02:09:48,933
就是这么刺眼

3268
02:09:53,250 --> 02:09:54,300
啊

3269
02:09:55,216 --> 02:09:58,250
我这次本来想去点博物馆的

3270
02:09:58,250 --> 02:10:00,816
想去看上海那个天文馆了

3271
02:10:01,566 --> 02:10:02,816
结果我一说啊

3272
02:10:02,816 --> 02:10:05,300
离我住的地方三四十公里

3273
02:10:05,300 --> 02:10:06,933
天呐太可怕了

3274
02:10:07,733 --> 02:10:08,566
怎么这么远

3275
02:10:08,566 --> 02:10:09,816
上海怎么这么大

3276
02:10:11,366 --> 02:10:12,700
一次变稀有了

3277
02:10:12,700 --> 02:10:13,650
一次弱鸡巴

3278
02:10:13,650 --> 02:10:15,166
逛多了可以啊

3279
02:10:15,166 --> 02:10:16,933
上海挺多展馆的

3280
02:10:17,016 --> 02:10:19,300
好多馆离我好远好远啊

3281
02:10:19,733 --> 02:10:22,616
顺便我还去了大名鼎鼎的人民广场

3282
02:10:22,616 --> 02:10:24,216
为什么没什么人呢

3283
02:10:24,500 --> 02:10:26,416
大家都不去那边逛吗

3284
02:10:34,333 --> 02:10:36,966
原来主播除了买锅还听别的团

3285
02:10:36,966 --> 02:10:39,500
那我肯定是听我们楼下的呀

3286
02:10:41,050 --> 02:10:43,700
其实我是按按歌来听的

3287
02:10:43,700 --> 02:10:45,450
我不是按那个什么来听的

3288
02:10:45,450 --> 02:10:47,133
我不是按团来听的

3289
02:10:48,133 --> 02:10:50,166
只要歌好听的话我都听啊

3290
02:10:53,816 --> 02:10:55,966
工作日应该人少点

3291
02:10:56,816 --> 02:10:59,900
我出门的时候感觉基本上都是工作日

3292
02:10:59,900 --> 02:11:01,900
所以基本都没有碰到什么

3293
02:11:02,050 --> 02:11:03,216
除了在迪士尼啊

3294
02:11:03,216 --> 02:11:05,416
没有碰到所谓的那种人山人海

3295
02:11:05,416 --> 02:11:06,650
排队的情况

3296
02:11:06,900 --> 02:11:08,566
因为医院周六周日很多

3297
02:11:08,566 --> 02:11:09,616
警察做不了嘛

3298
02:11:09,616 --> 02:11:11,100
就周一到周五出门

3299
02:11:11,450 --> 02:11:13,300
不会只有人工作日旅游嘛

3300
02:11:13,300 --> 02:11:17,533
我我我我我我我坐地铁

3301
02:11:17,533 --> 02:11:18,733
地铁上真好看

3302
02:11:18,733 --> 02:11:20,933
说你是不是太久没回来

3303
02:11:20,933 --> 02:11:22,700
喵喵酷喵

3304
02:11:24,850 --> 02:11:27,250
我为什么会觉得你叫喵喵酷宝呢

3305
02:11:27,250 --> 02:11:27,933
好奇怪啊

3306
02:11:27,933 --> 02:11:29,850
都叫了几声宝你要赔我钱

3307
02:11:30,850 --> 02:11:32,650
喵喵酷喵我跟你说

3308
02:11:33,850 --> 02:11:36,216
中国的地铁是有信号的

3309
02:11:37,766 --> 02:11:39,816
中国的地铁是有信号的

3310
02:11:41,416 --> 02:11:42,216
嘿嘿

3311
02:11:45,650 --> 02:11:48,016
有吧我上次工作日出门的时候

3312
02:11:48,016 --> 02:11:49,700
碰到了好多旅行团

3313
02:11:49,733 --> 02:11:52,250
就是那种导游扯个小旗

3314
02:11:52,250 --> 02:11:54,500
然后大家这个一声令下

3315
02:11:54,500 --> 02:11:57,333
就去国际饭店买蝴蝶酥的那种旅行团

3316
02:11:57,700 --> 02:12:00,166
导致那个那个时候我想买点吃的

3317
02:12:00,450 --> 02:12:01,616
发现排了好远

3318
02:12:01,650 --> 02:12:02,700
然后就不去了

3319
02:12:05,533 --> 02:12:07,700
猫子你现在是回家了还是

3320
02:12:07,700 --> 02:12:09,333
我是回家了呀

3321
02:12:09,416 --> 02:12:10,566
我回家了

3322
02:12:13,650 --> 02:12:14,816
我回家了

3323
02:12:16,900 --> 02:12:17,700
嘿

3324
02:12:25,333 --> 02:12:26,816
可是美国地铁又有

3325
02:12:26,816 --> 02:12:28,700
信号了好吧好吧

3326
02:12:30,966 --> 02:12:31,933
中国是我家

3327
02:12:31,933 --> 02:12:32,816
我也觉得

3328
02:12:32,966 --> 02:12:34,333
纯纯的中国人啊

3329
02:12:34,333 --> 02:12:36,333
中国生活真的太幸福

3330
02:12:40,216 --> 02:12:41,016
了

3331
02:12:45,333 --> 02:12:46,100
地铁上看

3332
02:12:46,100 --> 02:12:47,700
平时压泡面看着

3333
02:12:47,700 --> 02:12:49,333
买了手机回来没电

3334
02:12:49,766 --> 02:12:50,566
没关系的

3335
02:12:50,566 --> 02:12:53,100
中国有共享充电宝可以带

3336
02:12:53,100 --> 02:12:55,816
只有20%的破手机出门

3337
02:12:56,100 --> 02:12:58,250
回来之后就变成百分百了啊

3338
02:12:58,250 --> 02:13:00,966
不过充电宝现在越来越贵了

3339
02:13:00,966 --> 02:13:02,816
怎么4块钱一小时了呀

3340
02:13:02,816 --> 02:13:05,166
我就出国的时候还很便宜的

3341
02:13:07,850 --> 02:13:08,700
我不是护爷

3342
02:13:08,700 --> 02:13:10,650
我只是短暂的体验一下

3343
02:13:10,650 --> 02:13:12,133
护爷平时的生活

3344
02:13:12,133 --> 02:13:14,166
护爷太幸福了啊

3345
02:13:14,166 --> 02:13:15,933
谢谢野猫头家的主播

3346
02:13:15,933 --> 02:13:17,733
绵绵的直播间是为了见长

3347
02:13:17,733 --> 02:13:20,733
感谢今天是来陪伴主播的第896天

3348
02:13:20,733 --> 02:13:21,900
获得你爱的

3349
02:13:22,366 --> 02:13:23,733
感谢支持

3350
02:13:27,766 --> 02:13:28,533
看这凳子

3351
02:13:28,533 --> 02:13:29,733
摔下去等一下

3352
02:13:29,733 --> 02:13:31,533
明天上班我换个凳子

3353
02:13:34,500 --> 02:13:35,216
换个凳子啊

3354
02:13:35,216 --> 02:13:40,100
我刚才坐的是那个小没有靠背的椅子

3355
02:13:40,700 --> 02:13:41,500
呜

3356
02:13:42,216 --> 02:13:43,533
幸好还是什么

3357
02:13:43,816 --> 02:13:47,416
幸好还是还是这段时间啊

3358
02:13:47,416 --> 02:13:48,500
不停的散步

3359
02:13:48,500 --> 02:13:49,650
不停的暴走

3360
02:13:49,650 --> 02:13:53,100
让自己有了一些体能上的改善

3361
02:13:53,100 --> 02:13:56,250
要不然坐这个凳子没个靠背难受死了

3362
02:13:56,250 --> 02:13:57,933
哈哈哈

3363
02:13:59,016 --> 02:14:00,133
我觉得我的体力

3364
02:14:00,133 --> 02:14:04,650
现在已经达到了病弱猫猫的巅峰啊

3365
02:14:04,650 --> 02:14:06,450
已经达到自己的上限条了

3366
02:14:06,450 --> 02:14:08,766
可以开始尝试其他的运动喽

3367
02:14:09,300 --> 02:14:13,133
now i ain't have nothing to say that make them all out of my bed

3368
02:14:13,216 --> 02:14:16,016
it's so hot like i need a holiday

3369
02:14:16,050 --> 02:14:17,533
i could be your clock

3370
02:14:18,050 --> 02:14:19,816
准备收拾收拾下班

3371
02:14:20,816 --> 02:14:22,850
达到了健身房连续3小时吗

3372
02:14:22,850 --> 02:14:24,416
没有吧但是应该可以试试

3373
02:14:24,416 --> 02:14:25,450
半个小时了

3374
02:14:26,050 --> 02:14:27,816
等下我就试试看玩玩

3375
02:14:27,850 --> 02:14:29,533
体重呢体重不知道哎

3376
02:14:30,416 --> 02:14:32,650
回来吃了好多好吃的

3377
02:14:32,933 --> 02:14:34,900
体重真的不知道哎

3378
02:14:36,333 --> 02:14:39,333
但是我觉得好像有变得健康一点

3379
02:14:39,333 --> 02:14:43,133
只要我不吃零食只要我不吃零食

3380
02:14:43,133 --> 02:14:44,733
半小时有效时长吗

3381
02:14:44,733 --> 02:14:45,500
我不知道啊

3382
02:14:45,500 --> 02:14:46,616
等下试试呗

3383
02:14:48,050 --> 02:14:49,650
盒子就挂在那了

3384
02:14:49,700 --> 02:14:51,533
主办如何评价你的ID

3385
02:14:51,533 --> 02:14:53,300
你怎么改了这么个ID啊

3386
02:14:54,366 --> 02:14:55,416
有点太长了

3387
02:14:55,416 --> 02:14:59,050
不太符合你的你的性格

3388
02:15:02,450 --> 02:15:05,016
感觉你应该是那种很很短的

3389
02:15:07,016 --> 02:15:08,050
上个秤试试

3390
02:15:08,050 --> 02:15:09,566
我连秤都没买哦

3391
02:15:09,850 --> 02:15:13,533
嘿嘿我不买秤的哦嘿嘿

3392
02:15:27,216 --> 02:15:29,816
测测体脂率应该很高很高吧

3393
02:15:30,733 --> 02:15:32,650
体脂率应该很高很高吧

3394
02:15:32,766 --> 02:15:34,900
这种事情就没办法了

3395
02:15:37,216 --> 02:15:41,300
我之前测体脂率就挺高的哈

3396
02:15:42,133 --> 02:15:45,616
大哥别的妹妹上界有抽签

3397
02:15:46,300 --> 02:15:47,733
我给你签了一个呀

3398
02:15:48,533 --> 02:15:50,450
嗯我给你签了一个

3399
02:15:54,416 --> 02:15:56,933
这不正准备寄快递寄出去呢吗

3400
02:15:57,250 --> 02:15:58,733
今天寄好多快递呢

3401
02:15:58,733 --> 02:15:59,933
还有家里面呢

3402
02:16:06,300 --> 02:16:07,366
但是你改名字了

3403
02:16:07,366 --> 02:16:10,166
我要不要把这个偷偷划掉然后改成偷

3404
02:16:10,166 --> 02:16:12,500
随意宝宝家的喵喵酷喵啊

3405
02:16:15,416 --> 02:16:17,650
统计截止前改尝一吃

3406
02:16:23,250 --> 02:16:25,566
我一直很好奇体脂率怎么测才准

3407
02:16:25,566 --> 02:16:28,416
我其实我建议不要再再什么

3408
02:16:28,416 --> 02:16:29,533
不要再那个

3409
02:16:31,450 --> 02:16:33,333
不要在健身房测体脂率啊

3410
02:16:33,333 --> 02:16:36,450
我觉得他们就像是菜市场买菜一样

3411
02:16:36,450 --> 02:16:39,100
那个秤可能是有做过假的

3412
02:16:39,250 --> 02:16:40,366
就每个人测的话

3413
02:16:40,366 --> 02:16:42,366
体脂率都会变变高一点

3414
02:16:42,500 --> 02:16:44,816
然后他就会叫你报课买课

3415
02:16:44,816 --> 02:16:46,850
要不然你怎么会买私教呢对吧

3416
02:16:49,566 --> 02:16:51,166
比起体脂率的话

3417
02:16:51,166 --> 02:16:53,733
我觉得大家更应该测一下那个

3418
02:16:53,733 --> 02:16:55,300
内脏脂肪吧

3419
02:16:55,816 --> 02:16:58,733
因为内脏脂肪高的话其实还是挺危险

3420
02:16:58,733 --> 02:17:01,733
的我这次去各种医院的路上

3421
02:17:01,733 --> 02:17:04,016
有看到一个医院的营养科

3422
02:17:04,016 --> 02:17:05,700
墙上贴着一个

3423
02:17:05,700 --> 02:17:09,250
可以准确的测出内脏脂肪的仪器

3424
02:17:10,300 --> 02:17:12,900
就是通过类似于x光吧

3425
02:17:12,900 --> 02:17:13,650
去照一下

3426
02:17:13,650 --> 02:17:16,850
你可以算出你的内脏脂肪跟体脂率的

3427
02:17:16,850 --> 02:17:18,816
这种东西是医用的

3428
02:17:18,816 --> 02:17:22,416
应该是可以生效

3429
02:17:22,416 --> 02:17:25,366
但是我非常开心的想要跟医生说

3430
02:17:25,366 --> 02:17:26,650
我想要那个

3431
02:17:26,650 --> 02:17:29,050
然后正好他那个办公室门门关了

3432
02:17:29,050 --> 02:17:30,700
我就我就指着那张海报

3433
02:17:30,733 --> 02:17:33,133
医生医生我要我要这个

3434
02:17:33,616 --> 02:17:35,016
然后医生说啊那个呀

3435
02:17:35,016 --> 02:17:37,016
那个是我们先贴上宣传海报的

3436
02:17:37,016 --> 02:17:37,966
这个东西呢

3437
02:17:38,016 --> 02:17:41,216
大概要7月啊8月才能到我们院里

3438
02:17:41,216 --> 02:17:42,133
我说啊

3439
02:17:44,616 --> 02:17:45,616
我说啊

3440
02:17:47,500 --> 02:17:48,933
怎么会这样

3441
02:17:51,216 --> 02:17:52,166
还有作假

3442
02:17:52,166 --> 02:17:53,816
自己什么情况还不清楚吗

3443
02:17:53,816 --> 02:17:56,416
就是对于怎么说大家的体脂率

3444
02:17:56,416 --> 02:17:58,100
如果没有什么锻炼痕迹的话

3445
02:17:58,100 --> 02:18:01,816
可能都是十几十八十十十六

3446
02:18:01,816 --> 02:18:04,650
171810九二十二三什么的

3447
02:18:04,650 --> 02:18:07,166
那给你测到个2728你就觉得挺高了

3448
02:18:07,166 --> 02:18:08,166
然后你要去

3449
02:18:08,366 --> 02:18:09,700
你要去那个什么呀

3450
02:18:10,533 --> 02:18:12,500
看看主办的露骨照片

3451
02:18:12,500 --> 02:18:13,050
然后给你看

3452
02:18:13,050 --> 02:18:15,366
给你看看主办小岛萎缩的照片

3453
02:18:17,533 --> 02:18:18,900
1617很好了

3454
02:18:18,900 --> 02:18:19,250
对啊

3455
02:18:19,250 --> 02:18:21,533
就是比较好的人可能他会被误导

3456
02:18:21,533 --> 02:18:22,816
觉得自己体制率很高

3457
02:18:22,816 --> 02:18:24,166
然后去买课嘛

3458
02:18:24,766 --> 02:18:27,450
但是如果说到了一个二十八九啊

3459
02:18:27,450 --> 02:18:28,650
三十三四的这种

3460
02:18:28,650 --> 02:18:30,733
那就是属于自己也知道自己了

3461
02:18:31,900 --> 02:18:33,250
也不需要什么特写

3462
02:18:34,050 --> 02:18:35,100
我看一下

3463
02:18:38,250 --> 02:18:40,016
推算我的身高体重

3464
02:18:40,016 --> 02:18:41,366
这有什么好推的

3465
02:18:41,966 --> 02:18:44,816
怎么看脑子大小也能推出身高体重吗

3466
02:18:44,816 --> 02:18:46,850
难道看我的脑子能得出什么

3467
02:18:46,850 --> 02:18:49,416
我是大脑皮层非常光滑的

3468
02:18:49,616 --> 02:18:51,450
小型哺乳动物之类的

3469
02:18:52,166 --> 02:18:54,250
小猫的脑子本来就这样吧

3470
02:18:56,100 --> 02:18:58,566
听听听这就是我片子的声音

3471
02:18:58,566 --> 02:19:01,300
啊喏听得到吧

3472
02:19:03,450 --> 02:19:05,300
这全是脑袋的片子啊

3473
02:19:05,300 --> 02:19:06,450
脑袋的片子多

3474
02:19:09,016 --> 02:19:10,366
其他的没什么

3475
02:19:10,616 --> 02:19:12,733
做那个心脏啊什么的

3476
02:19:12,733 --> 02:19:15,650
那个b超的时候他没把那个片子给我

3477
02:19:15,966 --> 02:19:18,133
塑料袋声音哇

3478
02:19:18,416 --> 02:19:19,533
我跟你说

3479
02:19:19,766 --> 02:19:21,416
塑料袋的声音呢

3480
02:19:21,450 --> 02:19:24,300
其实就是闹鬼了

3481
02:19:25,616 --> 02:19:28,366
哈哈哈看他们玄学大师啊

3482
02:19:28,366 --> 02:19:30,933
说那个鬼走路的声音

3483
02:19:30,933 --> 02:19:32,416
就是塑料袋的声音吗

3484
02:19:32,416 --> 02:19:35,416
搞不好是什么主播的守护小鬼

3485
02:19:35,733 --> 02:19:38,366
然后再警告大家不要不要

3486
02:19:38,366 --> 02:19:39,566
不要diss主播

3487
02:19:40,416 --> 02:19:41,566
哈哈幼稚鬼

3488
02:19:41,700 --> 02:19:42,533
谁说的

3489
02:19:43,650 --> 02:19:45,616
把他禁言了谁说的

3490
02:19:49,016 --> 02:19:49,816
不好

3491
02:19:51,366 --> 02:19:53,966
嗯怎么说呢

3492
02:19:53,966 --> 02:19:56,500
我现在在看这个垂体的片子

3493
02:19:59,100 --> 02:20:00,766
说这个垂体瘤在哪

3494
02:20:00,766 --> 02:20:01,933
他给我指了一下

3495
02:20:01,933 --> 02:20:03,650
我说我完全看不到哎

3496
02:20:03,650 --> 02:20:04,450
他说对了

3497
02:20:04,450 --> 02:20:05,566
就是完全看不到

3498
02:20:05,566 --> 02:20:08,133
这个垂体在你脑子里面就6到8毫米

3499
02:20:08,450 --> 02:20:09,166
在这里面呢

3500
02:20:09,166 --> 02:20:10,766
又长了一个非常厘米的

3501
02:20:10,766 --> 02:20:12,533
非常非常小的瘤子

3502
02:20:12,616 --> 02:20:14,166
你怎么可能看得到呢

3503
02:20:14,966 --> 02:20:16,616
我们医生才能看明白了

3504
02:20:16,616 --> 02:20:17,450
我说好人

3505
02:20:17,450 --> 02:20:19,216
那医生有什么要嘱咐我的吗

3506
02:20:19,216 --> 02:20:21,650
他说你的垂体形态啊啊

3507
02:20:21,650 --> 02:20:22,816
非常健康

3508
02:20:23,333 --> 02:20:24,616
然后视神经呢

3509
02:20:24,616 --> 02:20:26,933
也没有压迫到啊这个

3510
02:20:28,650 --> 02:20:29,616
这个这个这个

3511
02:20:29,616 --> 02:20:32,166
我们没有什么能嘱咐你的呀

3512
02:20:32,500 --> 02:20:33,300
哎呀

3513
02:20:33,933 --> 02:20:34,733
害

3514
02:20:36,500 --> 02:20:38,700
怕确实挺害怕的

3515
02:20:38,700 --> 02:20:39,566
因为这东西吧

3516
02:20:39,566 --> 02:20:41,533
也不知道他什么时候就会长大

3517
02:20:42,133 --> 02:20:44,416
万一他长大了我又不知道

3518
02:20:44,416 --> 02:20:45,733
那不是完蛋了

3519
02:20:45,933 --> 02:20:48,016
像那个那个什么一样

3520
02:20:48,100 --> 02:20:50,500
像那个电视剧里面演的一样

3521
02:20:50,500 --> 02:20:53,300
哪天一起来他就啊眼睛看不到了

3522
02:20:54,416 --> 02:20:57,450
玩个鹿木掉线以后一说话就被主播骂

3523
02:20:57,450 --> 02:20:58,900
现在都不敢说话了

3524
02:20:58,900 --> 02:20:59,450
没有办法

3525
02:20:59,450 --> 02:21:01,500
他再见的时候我也总骂他呀

3526
02:21:04,100 --> 02:21:04,816
玩个那么

3527
02:21:04,816 --> 02:21:07,050
小杠车晚上好看

3528
02:21:07,050 --> 02:21:09,300
那你认真喜欢一次

3529
02:21:09,300 --> 02:21:10,450
好难过呀

3530
02:21:10,500 --> 02:21:11,416
不是哥们

3531
02:21:11,416 --> 02:21:13,216
你前段时间不还说

3532
02:21:13,300 --> 02:21:16,533
你跟你跟漂亮姐姐那个

3533
02:21:16,700 --> 02:21:17,966
在床上运

3534
02:21:17,966 --> 02:21:19,133
动的234吧

3535
02:21:19,133 --> 02:21:20,700
怎么现在又认真喜欢一次

3536
02:21:20,700 --> 02:21:21,766
好难过了

3537
02:21:22,100 --> 02:21:24,100
啊为什么呀

3538
02:21:25,366 --> 02:21:26,650
我操居然播了

3539
02:21:26,650 --> 02:21:27,733
嗨现在开刀

3540
02:21:27,733 --> 02:21:28,500
小题大做

3541
02:21:28,500 --> 02:21:29,966
人家说没法开刀

3542
02:21:29,966 --> 02:21:30,933
因为太小了

3543
02:21:30,933 --> 02:21:31,933
开刀找不到

3544
02:21:33,616 --> 02:21:36,050
主播真不愧是完美的萝莉控呢

3545
02:21:36,050 --> 02:21:38,250
连脑子里面长个瘤子也是小小的

3546
02:21:38,250 --> 02:21:39,050
嘿嘿

3547
02:21:40,766 --> 02:21:42,016
好弱智啊主播

3548
02:21:42,016 --> 02:21:43,333
哈哈

3549
02:21:44,616 --> 02:21:46,816
你是不是忘记我3月1号就跟你说了

3550
02:21:46,816 --> 02:21:47,533
我说了呀

3551
02:21:47,533 --> 02:21:49,500
但你当时跟个谜语人一样

3552
02:21:49,500 --> 02:21:51,300
就说你多伤心多难过

3553
02:21:51,300 --> 02:21:53,850
我不知道具体发生了些啥事啊

3554
02:21:54,616 --> 02:21:56,500
具体发生了啥啊

3555
02:21:56,500 --> 02:21:58,366
然后然后后面就被怎么说

3556
02:21:58,366 --> 02:22:00,016
有点乐观过头了姐

3557
02:22:00,016 --> 02:22:02,650
哈哈哈那乐观点吧

3558
02:22:02,650 --> 02:22:05,100
就天天悲观的话他可能长得更快呢

3559
02:22:05,100 --> 02:22:07,533
我乐观可能他一辈子都没事是吧

3560
02:22:07,733 --> 02:22:09,100
上头了真喜欢

3561
02:22:09,100 --> 02:22:10,100
哈哈可怜的

3562
02:22:10,100 --> 02:22:16,333
玩个璐璐被被FWB玩弄在鼓掌街

3563
02:22:17,933 --> 02:22:19,500
对不起对不起

3564
02:22:21,500 --> 02:22:22,900
就buff叠满了

3565
02:22:22,900 --> 02:22:24,100
不是哥们

3566
02:22:24,100 --> 02:22:25,133
70级主播

3567
02:22:25,133 --> 02:22:26,416
你看主播这种

3568
02:22:27,766 --> 02:22:28,900
主播这种性格

3569
02:22:28,900 --> 02:22:30,133
怎么可能理解的了

3570
02:22:30,133 --> 02:22:32,766
两个人都能够在床上大战

3571
02:22:32,766 --> 02:22:34,566
但是却不能交往

3572
02:22:34,566 --> 02:22:36,500
成为男女朋友这种事呢

3573
02:22:36,733 --> 02:22:39,250
你看主播像是能理解这种事的人吧

3574
02:22:39,250 --> 02:22:41,450
主播只能表现的活泼开朗一点

3575
02:22:41,450 --> 02:22:42,850
然后让你开心一点

3576
02:22:43,816 --> 02:22:45,733
不是SWB啊

3577
02:22:45,733 --> 02:22:46,700
这个你没碰过

3578
02:22:46,700 --> 02:22:48,216
你都不舍得牵他手

3579
02:22:48,333 --> 02:22:49,933
那你怎么怎么跟他

3580
02:22:50,016 --> 02:22:51,333
呃那个啥呀

3581
02:22:51,766 --> 02:22:54,016
猫猫夫妇的话什么时候付尾款呢

3582
02:22:54,016 --> 02:22:55,650
这个要等工厂的通知啊

3583
02:22:55,650 --> 02:22:57,650
他现在还没给我改出来呢

3584
02:22:57,816 --> 02:22:58,500
等他改出来

3585
02:22:58,500 --> 02:23:00,416
我第一时间转发到大家那边啊

3586
02:23:00,416 --> 02:23:01,700
之前消息可能没看见

3587
02:23:01,700 --> 02:23:03,166
我的那个临时绘画

3588
02:23:03,450 --> 02:23:05,016
有时候是看不到的

3589
02:23:05,100 --> 02:23:06,616
有的时候是收不到

3590
02:23:06,616 --> 02:23:08,250
然后大家没收到的话

3591
02:23:08,250 --> 02:23:09,566
可以在群里面艾特我

3592
02:23:09,566 --> 02:23:10,850
或者是b站发私信

3593
02:23:10,850 --> 02:23:11,450
在b站发私

3594
02:23:11,450 --> 02:23:13,816
信其实我最近也没怎么看b站

3595
02:23:13,816 --> 02:23:15,450
就是说太现充了

3596
02:23:15,700 --> 02:23:17,733
在直播间直接问我说OK的

3597
02:23:17,816 --> 02:23:20,700
不是这个不是这个不是这个啊

3598
02:23:20,700 --> 02:23:21,566
是另一个

3599
02:23:21,900 --> 02:23:23,133
另一个OK OK

3600
02:23:24,850 --> 02:23:25,816
纯舔狗

3601
02:23:27,650 --> 02:23:30,416
这个这个我也有点难以想象

3602
02:23:30,416 --> 02:23:33,533
哈哈哈我我也有点难以想象

3603
02:23:33,533 --> 02:23:36,300
你直接掏了8,000刀带他去旅游

3604
02:23:36,766 --> 02:23:39,566
呃你们玩的开心吗

3605
02:23:39,566 --> 02:23:41,733
你们开两间房吗

3606
02:23:41,766 --> 02:23:43,450
你们在出门的时候

3607
02:23:43,450 --> 02:23:44,816
有什么亲密的互动吗

3608
02:23:44,816 --> 02:23:46,933
你们吃两人浪漫烛光晚餐吗

3609
02:23:46,933 --> 02:23:48,533
你们都玩的什么项目呀

3610
02:23:50,900 --> 02:23:52,416
复复正正什么时候做好

3611
02:23:52,416 --> 02:23:52,700
这个

3612
02:23:52,700 --> 02:23:54,733
我也没有办法给大家一个准时答复

3613
02:23:54,733 --> 02:23:57,216
这不像那个发货什么的

3614
02:23:57,933 --> 02:24:00,050
发货之类的我可以说是准时

3615
02:24:00,050 --> 02:24:01,100
准时那个啥呀

3616
02:24:01,100 --> 02:24:02,616
但是这个不行啊

3617
02:24:02,766 --> 02:24:04,216
这个我没办法呀

3618
02:24:05,900 --> 02:24:07,500
还记得那个初心盲盒吗

3619
02:24:07,500 --> 02:24:09,216
这最近这不是在看吗

3620
02:24:10,100 --> 02:24:11,450
他说只是朋友

3621
02:24:11,500 --> 02:24:12,300
哦哦

3622
02:24:12,850 --> 02:24:14,450
我记得的我记得的

3623
02:24:15,166 --> 02:24:16,300
你就是摁钱

3624
02:24:16,900 --> 02:24:19,416
那也没办法嘛

3625
02:24:19,450 --> 02:24:20,616
你喜欢他

3626
02:24:20,650 --> 02:24:21,500
他不喜欢你

3627
02:24:21,500 --> 02:24:23,700
你去努力争取一下

3628
02:24:24,216 --> 02:24:25,933
这不是很正常的事吗

3629
02:24:26,050 --> 02:24:28,133
这个郎有情

3630
02:24:28,300 --> 02:24:30,650
这个这个这个娘无意啊

3631
02:24:30,650 --> 02:24:34,133
没办法这他玩你像玩橡皮泥

3632
02:24:34,133 --> 02:24:36,216
不都说了跟你只是朋友

3633
02:24:36,650 --> 02:24:37,650
他也没有说哎呀

3634
02:24:37,650 --> 02:24:39,166
我要再考虑考虑什么的

3635
02:24:39,166 --> 02:24:40,300
人家都拒绝你了

3636
02:24:40,300 --> 02:24:41,816
然后你非要冲上去

3637
02:24:41,816 --> 02:24:43,850
让人家把你当橡皮泥捏

3638
02:24:43,850 --> 02:24:44,966
那有啥办法

3639
02:24:45,533 --> 02:24:46,816
这也没办法吧

3640
02:24:48,100 --> 02:24:50,533
这这也不能怪人家是吧

3641
02:24:55,216 --> 02:24:56,650
人家怎么跟你说的呀

3642
02:24:56,650 --> 02:24:58,300
不会说是现在还没感觉

3643
02:24:58,300 --> 02:24:59,566
还得再培养培养吧

3644
02:24:59,566 --> 02:25:00,733
或者怎么怎么样

3645
02:25:02,366 --> 02:25:03,300
看v看的

3646
02:25:03,300 --> 02:25:04,533
这不是看v看的

3647
02:25:04,533 --> 02:25:05,933
王者任务以前就这样

3648
02:25:05,933 --> 02:25:07,700
这这可不是看我看的

3649
02:25:10,966 --> 02:25:13,500
真的活23年没这么喜欢过人

3650
02:25:13,500 --> 02:25:14,966
你喜欢他什么呀

3651
02:25:16,766 --> 02:25:20,816
那你掏个8,000请他出去旅游啊他

3652
02:25:20,816 --> 02:25:23,933
有没有这个就是主动付过账啊

3653
02:25:23,933 --> 02:25:25,850
或者说是给你回点礼啊

3654
02:25:25,966 --> 02:25:28,133
然后表示不好意思啊之类的

3655
02:25:28,133 --> 02:25:29,450
有没有这种情况啊

3656
02:25:30,333 --> 02:25:32,100
他就说我们认识好久了

3657
02:25:32,100 --> 02:25:33,333
只能想象成朋友

3658
02:25:33,333 --> 02:25:35,566
是你出去玩之后再问他的吗

3659
02:25:37,933 --> 02:25:39,050
中午好冉冉

3660
02:25:41,700 --> 02:25:43,500
这就一个愿打一个愿挨吗

3661
02:25:43,500 --> 02:25:45,366
不是是你要求你来付的

3662
02:25:45,366 --> 02:25:47,366
那你要求你来付是一回事吗

3663
02:25:47,366 --> 02:25:49,566
他有没有跟你客气客气啊什么的

3664
02:25:49,766 --> 02:25:51,300
因为他只把你当朋友的话

3665
02:25:51,300 --> 02:25:52,966
朋友之间那肯定没法

3666
02:25:53,050 --> 02:25:55,933
就是心安理得的让人家买

3667
02:25:55,933 --> 02:25:56,933
8,000刀的账吧

3668
02:25:56,933 --> 02:25:57,900
我不太理解

3669
02:25:57,900 --> 02:26:00,450
就是你们的这个生活里面

3670
02:26:00,450 --> 02:26:01,966
8,000刀算多算少

3671
02:26:01,966 --> 02:26:02,816
但是对我来说

3672
02:26:02,816 --> 02:26:04,700
如果我跟朋友出门玩的话

3673
02:26:05,133 --> 02:26:08,300
可能100刀以下不会太计较

3674
02:26:08,300 --> 02:26:10,366
这但凡上了个500刀

3675
02:26:10,366 --> 02:26:11,933
怎么可能说不给钱呢

3676
02:26:11,933 --> 02:26:13,500
是吧你是我爹

3677
02:26:13,500 --> 02:26:14,216
你是我爹

3678
02:26:14,216 --> 02:26:16,650
然然你不许说他

3679
02:26:16,650 --> 02:26:18,166
哎你又不让我说他

3680
02:26:18,566 --> 02:26:20,133
那那我怎么说吧

3681
02:26:20,533 --> 02:26:21,566
对不起了

3682
02:26:21,616 --> 02:26:23,133
我不说他了

3683
02:26:30,850 --> 02:26:32,416
我我我不说啥了

3684
02:26:32,850 --> 02:26:34,166
我错了我错了

3685
02:26:34,500 --> 02:26:35,366
都是你的错

3686
02:26:35,366 --> 02:26:38,450
玩个low谁叫你天天缠着人家是吧

3687
02:26:38,850 --> 02:26:40,216
强迫着给人家花钱

3688
02:26:40,216 --> 02:26:41,416
强迫着请人吃饭

3689
02:26:41,416 --> 02:26:43,450
强迫着带人出去旅游啊

3690
02:26:43,450 --> 02:26:45,166
一厢情愿的喜欢上人家

3691
02:26:45,166 --> 02:26:47,250
人家从来都没有说过喜欢你

3692
02:26:47,333 --> 02:26:49,566
你非要一厢情愿的喜欢人家

3693
02:26:49,700 --> 02:26:52,166
你真是十恶不赦的人玩个路

3694
02:26:58,616 --> 02:26:59,566
我服

3695
02:27:04,166 --> 02:27:06,733
哎你喜欢的女生是最好的

3696
02:27:06,733 --> 02:27:07,966
都是你的错

3697
02:27:12,850 --> 02:27:14,250
那怎么办呢

3698
02:27:14,766 --> 02:27:16,700
那我该我该说什么

3699
02:27:16,933 --> 02:27:18,566
man what can i say

3700
02:27:24,900 --> 02:27:26,100
就说吧自己

3701
02:27:26,100 --> 02:27:27,250
喵喵喵喵

3702
02:27:27,250 --> 02:27:28,050
冷酷

3703
02:27:28,933 --> 02:27:30,016
说说那个什么

3704
02:27:30,450 --> 02:27:33,566
说人家说人家说那个那个啊

3705
02:27:33,566 --> 02:27:34,850
我老骂玩个露

3706
02:27:34,850 --> 02:27:36,616
你说我的关怀叫玩个露吧

3707
02:27:36,616 --> 02:27:37,933
玩个露又骂我

3708
02:27:37,933 --> 02:27:39,050
玩个露说哎呀

3709
02:27:39,050 --> 02:27:40,133
都是我的错

3710
02:27:40,133 --> 02:27:40,933
哎

3711
02:27:41,416 --> 02:27:42,816
这个小白猫一点错也

3712
02:27:42,816 --> 02:27:44,533
没有都是我汤姆的错

3713
02:27:44,533 --> 02:27:48,216
要是我汤姆能开那个迈巴赫是吧

3714
02:27:48,216 --> 02:27:50,650
他怎么能会跟小黑猫约会呢

3715
02:27:50,766 --> 02:27:53,166
要是我汤姆能早点抓到杰瑞

3716
02:27:53,450 --> 02:27:55,933
他怎么会跟小黑猫喝酒呢

3717
02:27:56,733 --> 02:27:59,050
没有啊我不是说你喜欢女生的最爱

3718
02:27:59,050 --> 02:28:00,166
我只是说这个

3719
02:28:00,766 --> 02:28:02,566
这个猫和老鼠的剧情

3720
02:28:04,016 --> 02:28:04,816
哼

3721
02:28:06,416 --> 02:28:08,450
都是肥猫骗了别人的钱

3722
02:28:08,450 --> 02:28:10,416
那确实是肥猫最大的问题吧

3723
02:28:10,416 --> 02:28:13,216
那肥猫肥猫承认肥猫是错的

3724
02:28:13,216 --> 02:28:15,816
你上次说我不认真喜欢别人

3725
02:28:15,850 --> 02:28:17,500
我不是叫你

3726
02:28:17,700 --> 02:28:19,133
叫你这个

3727
02:28:21,816 --> 02:28:23,900
既然喜欢上了你痛苦完了

3728
02:28:23,900 --> 02:28:24,566
那你喜

3729
02:28:24,566 --> 02:28:26,966
你非要喜欢一个完全看不上你

3730
02:28:26,966 --> 02:28:28,816
都不跟你牵手的人

3731
02:28:29,016 --> 02:28:32,016
你不去喜欢那个都愿意跟你睡觉的人

3732
02:28:32,016 --> 02:28:33,733
那你自己自己痛苦完了

3733
02:28:33,733 --> 02:28:34,533
那咋办呢

3734
02:28:34,533 --> 02:28:35,966
你就不改一下

3735
02:28:36,250 --> 02:28:37,216
不改一下

3736
02:28:37,450 --> 02:28:39,100
不改一下目标呀

3737
02:28:40,133 --> 02:28:42,300
那咋办那我也没办法办

3738
02:28:45,933 --> 02:28:47,766
都是肥猫指导的问题

3739
02:28:47,766 --> 02:28:48,900
肥猫没指导

3740
02:28:48,900 --> 02:28:51,533
他就花8,000刀给人家

3741
02:28:51,900 --> 02:28:54,616
十零开的出去旅游啊

3742
02:28:55,016 --> 02:28:57,766
有没有可能跟你睡觉的人也看不上你

3743
02:28:57,766 --> 02:29:00,100
你们美国人生活真混乱

3744
02:29:00,850 --> 02:29:11,816
你只是哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

3745
02:29:12,966 --> 02:29:16,250
对不起主播好久没有这么开朗过

3746
02:29:16,416 --> 02:29:17,216
哈哈

3747
02:29:22,333 --> 02:29:23,133
对不起

3748
02:29:25,100 --> 02:29:28,100
哎听到听到听到这件事情了

3749
02:29:28,766 --> 02:29:32,766
我我很抱歉我很抱歉

3750
02:29:38,733 --> 02:29:41,216
世界上会有这么

3751
02:29:41,216 --> 02:29:44,016
怎么会有这么违反常识

3752
02:29:44,300 --> 02:29:45,700
这么一反常态

3753
02:29:46,133 --> 02:29:49,366
这么不欣赏三个落幕的人呢

3754
02:29:50,366 --> 02:29:54,100
我很我很悲伤我很悲伤

3755
02:29:58,450 --> 02:30:00,050
抱歉听到

3756
02:30:01,850 --> 02:30:02,733
这件事

3757
02:30:06,533 --> 02:30:08,166
主人何故取笑嫣然

3758
02:30:08,166 --> 02:30:09,366
人叫我主播

3759
02:30:09,366 --> 02:30:10,216
叫我主播

3760
02:30:10,300 --> 02:30:11,500
这是主人的命令

3761
02:30:11,500 --> 02:30:12,250
叫我主播

3762
02:30:12,250 --> 02:30:15,566
哈哈啊

3763
02:30:18,300 --> 02:30:19,366
不是嫣然

3764
02:30:19,366 --> 02:30:21,500
嫣然他有节目效果嫣然

3765
02:30:26,216 --> 02:30:28,100
我不是取笑音乐人

3766
02:30:28,700 --> 02:30:30,250
不是免费牛郎的问题

3767
02:30:30,250 --> 02:30:31,566
就是觉得啊

3768
02:30:31,566 --> 02:30:34,016
没有想到这么这么点

3769
02:30:34,016 --> 02:30:36,766
这么刻板印象的事情可以真正的发

3770
02:30:36,766 --> 02:30:37,650
生在自己身边

3771
02:30:37,650 --> 02:30:39,533
不说玩个论很惨

3772
02:30:39,533 --> 02:30:41,016
也不说玩个论很可怜

3773
02:30:41,016 --> 02:30:42,616
不说玩个论很可笑

3774
02:30:42,766 --> 02:30:44,133
也不说玩个论不优秀啊

3775
02:30:44,133 --> 02:30:45,966
玩个论是一个很优秀很优秀的人

3776
02:30:45,966 --> 02:30:48,050
他是一个对待感情很认真的小伙

3777
02:30:48,300 --> 02:30:50,366
同时呢也是极具异性魅力的

3778
02:30:50,366 --> 02:30:52,616
就是因为有人愿意跟你发出这个邀约

3779
02:30:52,816 --> 02:30:54,416
你只是短时间内的

3780
02:30:54,416 --> 02:30:56,366
被一个可能跟你不太合适的人

3781
02:30:56,366 --> 02:30:57,816
然后吸引了过去

3782
02:30:57,816 --> 02:31:00,050
相信你在这个下一次的恋爱过程中呢

3783
02:31:00,050 --> 02:31:01,016
会有更好的体验

3784
02:31:01,016 --> 02:31:03,416
啊啊好的好的下一位啊下一位

3785
02:31:05,766 --> 02:31:06,733
你又不是我

3786
02:31:06,733 --> 02:31:08,850
真的半夜找不到一个人说话

3787
02:31:08,850 --> 02:31:09,850
点开b站能看到

3788
02:31:09,850 --> 02:31:10,966
你这说什么

3789
02:31:10,966 --> 02:31:12,733
我就是你的天使

3790
02:31:12,900 --> 02:31:15,650
你年初的时候答应给我上剑的

3791
02:31:15,650 --> 02:31:17,650
现在现在现在现在

3792
02:31:17,650 --> 02:31:18,700
上好了吗

3793
02:31:23,366 --> 02:31:25,766
不是怎么真的会发生这种事情啊

3794
02:31:25,766 --> 02:31:30,300
我以为这个可以在没有交往的过程中

3795
02:31:30,300 --> 02:31:34,166
然后就然后跟跟人家呃

3796
02:31:34,166 --> 02:31:35,900
那个啥这个这个这个

3797
02:31:35,900 --> 02:31:39,050
进行一些不穿衣服的枕头大战的

3798
02:31:39,050 --> 02:31:39,850
这种情况

3799
02:31:40,016 --> 02:31:44,700
我以为呢会是比较怎么说呢

3800
02:31:48,650 --> 02:31:49,816
我以为会是

3801
02:31:49,816 --> 02:31:53,733
会是那种两个人都比较悠哉悠哉啊

3802
02:31:53,733 --> 02:31:55,416
我们之间互相都有好感

3803
02:31:55,416 --> 02:31:58,900
但是我们实在是懒得跟对方交往啊

3804
02:31:58,900 --> 02:32:00,450
我们实在懒得交往了

3805
02:32:00,450 --> 02:32:01,416
所以说呢

3806
02:32:01,500 --> 02:32:02,450
我们就

3807
02:32:03,650 --> 02:32:03,966
这个

3808
02:32:03,966 --> 02:32:07,450
采取一个成年人的最快速的形式啊

3809
02:32:07,450 --> 02:32:08,733
然后之后呢

3810
02:32:08,733 --> 02:32:11,133
享受快乐的同时不用承担责任

3811
02:32:11,300 --> 02:32:13,300
怎么结果版本都不给我来一句

3812
02:32:13,300 --> 02:32:16,416
人家也看不上我我只是个粉色心机

3813
02:32:20,900 --> 02:32:22,333
怎么会这样呢

3814
02:32:22,366 --> 02:32:25,366
主播就不能温柔的安慰心碎嫣嫣人吗

3815
02:32:25,366 --> 02:32:28,850
我刚才刚想找点人家女生的问题

3816
02:32:28,850 --> 02:32:31,816
完个露露就说啊不是他的问题

3817
02:32:31,850 --> 02:32:33,333
都怪我都怪我

3818
02:32:33,333 --> 02:32:34,416
那那我怎么办

3819
02:32:34,733 --> 02:32:36,700
我刚想让你心里感觉好一点

3820
02:32:36,700 --> 02:32:38,166
然后你反过来指责我

3821
02:32:38,166 --> 02:32:40,133
那我只能无情的嘲笑你了

3822
02:32:40,133 --> 02:32:41,133
哈哈哈

3823
02:32:41,850 --> 02:32:43,450
已经上了两个半小时班了

3824
02:32:43,450 --> 02:32:44,333
休息一下吧

3825
02:32:44,333 --> 02:32:45,533
那稍微等一下吧

3826
02:32:45,533 --> 02:32:49,166
那既然大家都想我既然大家都想我

3827
02:32:49,166 --> 02:32:50,533
那我稍微再等一会

3828
02:32:50,533 --> 02:32:52,450
还是说哎哎

3829
02:32:52,500 --> 02:32:55,216
你一定要指责一方才能安慰别人吧

3830
02:32:55,366 --> 02:32:57,966
嗯嗯倒也是

3831
02:32:59,450 --> 02:33:01,216
但是就是怎么说

3832
02:33:01,216 --> 02:33:02,816
在这个情感问题里面

3833
02:33:02,816 --> 02:33:05,016
如果你觉得对方特别特别好的话

3834
02:33:05,016 --> 02:33:06,500
其实你是无论怎么样

3835
02:33:06,500 --> 02:33:07,850
也没有办法说

3836
02:33:08,366 --> 02:33:11,366
是完全发自内心的安慰自己的

3837
02:33:11,533 --> 02:33:13,566
因为大家都听多了那种啊

3838
02:33:13,566 --> 02:33:15,333
他也很好你也不差

3839
02:33:15,333 --> 02:33:17,216
你们只是不合适这种话

3840
02:33:17,216 --> 02:33:19,333
就像白开水一样呃

3841
02:33:19,333 --> 02:33:21,166
就从你的嘴里面喝过去

3842
02:33:21,166 --> 02:33:22,416
没有任何味道

3843
02:33:24,250 --> 02:33:25,450
更多的时候

3844
02:33:25,450 --> 02:33:28,333
可能人会觉得对方特别特别好

3845
02:33:28,333 --> 02:33:29,766
如果对方这么好的

3846
02:33:29,766 --> 02:33:30,500
对方

3847
02:33:30,500 --> 02:33:33,616
他不喜欢我是不是我有什么问题

3848
02:33:33,816 --> 02:33:35,250
那只能说帮助你去想

3849
02:33:35,250 --> 02:33:37,133
你没什么问题啦之类的

3850
02:33:37,133 --> 02:33:39,533
然后你自己才会慢慢的发现啊

3851
02:33:39,533 --> 02:33:40,366
只是不合适

3852
02:33:40,366 --> 02:33:43,166
就是只有自己去想才有用

3853
02:33:43,166 --> 02:33:43,700
如果说

3854
02:33:43,700 --> 02:33:47,333
主播上来就直接跟你抛这个结论啊

3855
02:33:47,816 --> 02:33:48,133
对吧

3856
02:33:48,133 --> 02:33:50,933
你也很好他也不差你们只是不合适

3857
02:33:51,016 --> 02:33:53,016
这种公公又私私的劝告

3858
02:33:53,016 --> 02:33:54,850
那就有一种和稀泥的感觉

3859
02:33:54,850 --> 02:33:55,533
我觉得不是

3860
02:33:55,533 --> 02:33:58,500
现在的玩格路需要的是卧槽

3861
02:33:58,500 --> 02:33:59,650
谢谢主播啊

3862
02:33:59,650 --> 02:34:02,216
谢谢王格鲁木在苗苗的直播间开通的

3863
02:34:02,216 --> 02:34:03,733
建造啊互动你啊

3864
02:34:03,733 --> 02:34:06,900
里卡多太破费了晚教

3865
02:34:08,933 --> 02:34:10,966
板匠平时也挺毒舌的

3866
02:34:10,966 --> 02:34:12,216
感觉不像是那种

3867
02:34:12,216 --> 02:34:14,216
就是主播温柔的安慰

3868
02:34:14,216 --> 02:34:16,816
像像像像妈妈一样贴心的关怀

3869
02:34:16,933 --> 02:34:18,933
摸摸你的脑袋啊

3870
02:34:18,933 --> 02:34:20,533
如果要主播温柔安慰的话

3871
02:34:20,533 --> 02:34:21,450
主播只会说

3872
02:34:23,700 --> 02:34:25,500
哎没关系的

3873
02:34:25,650 --> 02:34:27,816
22894962才是你永

3874
02:34:27,816 --> 02:34:30,816
远的家虽然这个家有时候不开门

3875
02:34:30,966 --> 02:34:32,216
有时候不上班

3876
02:34:32,450 --> 02:34:35,050
但是营业一直在建长群里等你

3877
02:34:35,616 --> 02:34:36,500
如果说

3878
02:34:36,766 --> 02:34:39,900
这个这个这个什么在外面失业了

3879
02:34:39,900 --> 02:34:41,616
可以可以可以

3880
02:34:41,616 --> 02:34:43,816
回到茵茵这里来讲的话

3881
02:34:43,900 --> 02:34:46,616
显得有点太太太绿茶了吧

3882
02:34:47,250 --> 02:34:49,250
哈哈哈哈

3883
02:34:50,500 --> 02:34:51,416
哎

3884
02:34:52,966 --> 02:34:55,300
主播怎么那么会有点太绿茶了

3885
02:34:55,300 --> 02:34:57,416
我不想被人觉得是绿茶

3886
02:34:57,816 --> 02:35:01,533
是吧但是你们可能就比较吃这套吗

3887
02:35:01,816 --> 02:35:04,050
我自己也吃这套嘿嘿嘿

3888
02:35:04,733 --> 02:35:07,216
我自己也知道吃这套嘿嘿

3889
02:35:08,816 --> 02:35:11,416
什么请朋友吃了140刀的饭

3890
02:35:11,650 --> 02:35:13,133
嗯那也行吧

3891
02:35:13,616 --> 02:35:18,616
谁让我现在一顿饭十八九块钱是吧

3892
02:35:23,566 --> 02:35:25,500
主播为什么看起来这么擅长

3893
02:35:25,500 --> 02:35:28,166
因为主播天生安慰人起来就

3894
02:35:28,166 --> 02:35:29,533
就只会这样

3895
02:35:30,300 --> 02:35:31,933
这就是天生的

3896
02:35:33,250 --> 02:35:35,966
美魔哈哈

3897
02:35:37,900 --> 02:35:39,533
我的鼻子好痛

3898
02:35:51,450 --> 02:35:52,333
说他吸引你

3899
02:35:52,333 --> 02:35:55,566
不是说主播天生就会爱人

3900
02:35:55,566 --> 02:35:56,300
都不是吧

3901
02:35:56,300 --> 02:35:57,616
我天生就想

3902
02:35:57,966 --> 02:36:00,250
希望能用正确的方式

3903
02:36:00,966 --> 02:36:05,650
和正确的人来互相

3904
02:36:05,700 --> 02:36:06,816
那个什么吧

3905
02:36:13,966 --> 02:36:16,566
你觉得生活真的对他很不好

3906
02:36:16,566 --> 02:36:19,933
当你想要给他当爹当妈的时候就完蛋

3907
02:36:28,533 --> 02:36:31,250
特别心疼他想让他能快乐一点

3908
02:36:34,533 --> 02:36:34,816
所以

3909
02:36:34,816 --> 02:36:38,733
他的特别也是你人工赋予给他的嘛

3910
02:36:42,816 --> 02:36:45,216
那他有什么地方很吸引你呢

3911
02:36:45,300 --> 02:36:46,966
应该不是就不快乐

3912
02:36:46,966 --> 02:36:49,616
或者说是就不太幸运

3913
02:36:52,050 --> 02:36:53,533
这一件事情吧

3914
02:36:53,733 --> 02:36:55,250
单独的这一件事情

3915
02:36:57,966 --> 02:36:59,850
丫丫最近会常播吗

3916
02:36:59,850 --> 02:37:01,850
我只能说

3917
02:37:02,216 --> 02:37:04,850
6月开始之前我肯定还会再播的

3918
02:37:06,616 --> 02:37:07,766
有一种破碎感

3919
02:37:10,300 --> 02:37:12,366
带他旅游是因为他说想去呢

3920
02:37:12,366 --> 02:37:13,566
但是永远不会去

3921
02:37:13,566 --> 02:37:16,450
所以你说你带他去他跟你真的很像

3922
02:37:16,566 --> 02:37:18,616
嗯嗯我明白的

3923
02:37:19,333 --> 02:37:21,166
我明白这种心情了

3924
02:37:22,500 --> 02:37:24,016
就是感觉对对方好

3925
02:37:24,016 --> 02:37:26,533
就像是在拯救某个时刻彷徨

3926
02:37:26,533 --> 02:37:28,933
无助的自己一样嗯嗯

3927
02:37:30,416 --> 02:37:32,616
IXP是啥意思

3928
02:37:36,133 --> 02:37:36,966
x背上有

3929
02:37:36,966 --> 02:37:39,050
什么吗t吗f吗

3930
02:37:41,700 --> 02:37:43,500
你在上海还有什么事吗

3931
02:37:43,500 --> 02:37:44,700
除了直播能干嘛

3932
02:37:44,700 --> 02:37:48,616
我当然就我当然要享受生活啦

3933
02:37:52,366 --> 02:37:53,700
我可以出去玩

3934
02:37:53,700 --> 02:37:54,966
可以去看展

3935
02:37:55,050 --> 02:37:59,900
可以买东西逛街试衣服可以吃好吃的

3936
02:38:00,133 --> 02:38:01,766
可以晒太阳

3937
02:38:02,850 --> 02:38:05,366
还可以去找我姐姐玩

3938
02:38:05,700 --> 02:38:10,250
去摸她家的小猫去唱卡拉OK去

3939
02:38:15,733 --> 02:38:16,733
当时你怎么说的

3940
02:38:16,733 --> 02:38:18,650
我不这么悲惨

3941
02:38:18,650 --> 02:38:20,933
除了直播没别的事情什么

3942
02:38:22,333 --> 02:38:23,816
原来直播不享受嘛

3943
02:38:23,816 --> 02:38:25,250
直播也挺享受的

3944
02:38:25,250 --> 02:38:28,566
但直播的话等我之后回家了也可以做

3945
02:38:28,566 --> 02:38:31,016
在上海这段时间是花钱买的

3946
02:38:33,366 --> 02:38:35,016
耶耶人陪你还不够享受

3947
02:38:35,016 --> 02:38:36,850
耶耶耶大力PV我是吧

3948
02:38:38,566 --> 02:38:40,766
耶耶超级PV大王啊

3949
02:38:40,766 --> 02:38:42,100
耶耶耶耶人们

3950
02:38:42,850 --> 02:38:45,450
你的生活不就是直播吗

3951
02:38:45,650 --> 02:38:48,500
有耶耶人陪你你还不够享受吗

3952
02:38:48,650 --> 02:38:50,650
啊原来直播不享受

3953
02:38:50,650 --> 02:38:52,016
只是工作啊

3954
02:38:52,016 --> 02:38:54,050
为什么晚上不直播

3955
02:38:54,416 --> 02:38:54,900
我觉得

3956
02:38:54,900 --> 02:38:57,816
你们感觉都要趴在我家落地窗上了

3957
02:38:57,816 --> 02:38:58,616
大家

3958
02:39:01,816 --> 02:39:04,700
你们是不是又趴在我家落地窗上啊

3959
02:39:04,850 --> 02:39:05,650
啊

3960
02:39:09,450 --> 02:39:10,250
he is

3961
02:39:13,166 --> 02:39:14,016
是啊是啊

3962
02:39:14,016 --> 02:39:14,766
直播打的

3963
02:39:14,766 --> 02:39:15,700
米不够房租

3964
02:39:15,700 --> 02:39:17,250
不是米的问题了

3965
02:39:17,250 --> 02:39:18,850
真的不是米的问题了

3966
02:39:22,450 --> 02:39:23,900
跟钱关系不大

3967
02:39:23,900 --> 02:39:26,016
你窗户太高不好爬对吧对吧

3968
02:39:26,016 --> 02:39:27,016
我也考虑到了

3969
02:39:27,016 --> 02:39:29,216
他也没要那种有阳台的户型的

3970
02:39:29,216 --> 02:39:30,333
要有阳台的户型

3971
02:39:30,333 --> 02:39:32,166
万一人像Spiderman一样

3972
02:39:32,166 --> 02:39:34,416
爬到我家阳台上趴着看我怎么办

3973
02:39:34,450 --> 02:39:35,333
太可怕了

3974
02:39:35,416 --> 02:39:38,366
哈哈哈哈喽啊零下

3975
02:39:40,250 --> 02:39:42,933
我今天大概等一会会下播啊

3976
02:39:42,933 --> 02:39:45,366
因为我这个嗓子已经撑不住了

3977
02:39:45,366 --> 02:39:47,450
大家能感觉到越来越实了

3978
02:39:47,450 --> 02:39:50,766
而且我下午还有还有事情要

3979
02:39:50,766 --> 02:39:51,733
楼顶所见

3980
02:39:51,733 --> 02:39:52,616
不要吧

3981
02:39:52,616 --> 02:39:55,966
不要三角定位你no no

3982
02:40:00,766 --> 02:40:01,850
有落地窗

3983
02:40:01,850 --> 02:40:03,250
50平月租1万

3984
02:40:03,250 --> 02:40:04,216
内环的房子

3985
02:40:04,216 --> 02:40:05,533
水叔最爱学习

3986
02:40:05,533 --> 02:40:07,366
你是真没

3987
02:40:07,366 --> 02:40:08,300
出去地吧

3988
02:40:08,300 --> 02:40:10,166
怎么感觉你这三角定位一启动

3989
02:40:10,166 --> 02:40:11,216
这么熟悉啊

3990
02:40:11,566 --> 02:40:12,250
米亚米亚

3991
02:40:12,250 --> 02:40:12,733
求你求

3992
02:40:12,733 --> 02:40:14,366
不用求拜托了

3993
02:40:14,366 --> 02:40:15,850
我一定会幸福的

3994
02:40:16,850 --> 02:40:18,766
哈哈哈怎么就37团了

3995
02:40:18,766 --> 02:40:20,616
那可不是停播导致的吗

3996
02:40:20,616 --> 02:40:21,733
你还挺幸运的

3997
02:40:21,733 --> 02:40:25,016
一开一点开b站就能看到我在播

3998
02:40:25,166 --> 02:40:26,700
是吧对吧

3999
02:40:26,700 --> 02:40:28,816
你已经变成1/37了

4000
02:40:28,816 --> 02:40:30,816
这是吧绵绵的大家庭

4001
02:40:37,616 --> 02:40:38,700
只有37条

4002
02:40:38,700 --> 02:40:39,700
居然还有30

4003
02:40:39,700 --> 02:40:42,166
哦哦绵绵居然还有37条船

4004
02:40:42,166 --> 02:40:43,933
大家真是太伟大了

4005
02:40:44,366 --> 02:40:45,900
你病急乱投医了

4006
02:40:45,900 --> 02:40:48,250
你们说话怎么这么不好听呀

4007
02:40:49,366 --> 02:40:51,300
你说话也太难听了吧

4008
02:40:51,300 --> 02:40:52,900
什么叫病急乱投医

4009
02:40:52,900 --> 02:40:55,166
跟我说话就是病急乱投医是吧

4010
02:40:59,650 --> 02:41:02,133
主播明明可以很好的帮助到你的

4011
02:41:02,133 --> 02:41:05,416
只是你自己反对主播的帮助你非要

4012
02:41:07,100 --> 02:41:08,300
非要当汤姆

4013
02:41:08,300 --> 02:41:09,500
那我有什么办

4014
02:41:10,250 --> 02:41:11,050
不是说你

4015
02:41:11,050 --> 02:41:12,650
是说在直播间发热

4016
02:41:12,650 --> 02:41:13,933
哦那也行吧

4017
02:41:15,133 --> 02:41:16,933
对我等下真的得那什么了

4018
02:41:16,933 --> 02:41:18,733
一点钟了主播中饭还没吃呢

4019
02:41:18,733 --> 02:41:20,566
等下还得去排队打针呢

4020
02:41:20,700 --> 02:41:23,816
因为他们他们下午两三点钟就下班了

4021
02:41:23,816 --> 02:41:24,733
就不打了

4022
02:41:25,500 --> 02:41:26,366
今天周六

4023
02:41:28,100 --> 02:41:28,816
怎么还在

4024
02:41:28,816 --> 02:41:30,533
等会下了等会下了

4025
02:41:34,250 --> 02:41:36,533
起晚了本来想9点多开播

4026
02:41:36,533 --> 02:41:38,100
结果10点半了才开

4027
02:41:38,100 --> 02:41:38,700
要不然的话

4028
02:41:38,700 --> 02:41:39,333
我就知道

4029
02:41:39,333 --> 02:41:40,050
给个地址

4030
02:41:40,050 --> 02:41:41,016
给你点个外卖

4031
02:41:41,016 --> 02:41:43,933
钓鱼也钓的有点基本法吧

4032
02:41:45,300 --> 02:41:47,166
国内推荐热饭

4033
02:41:47,333 --> 02:41:48,533
热饭是什么东西

4034
02:41:48,566 --> 02:41:49,366
吃的吗

4035
02:41:50,100 --> 02:41:52,366
等一下我要搜一下热饭是什么

4036
02:41:52,366 --> 02:41:53,650
我要我吃饭

4037
02:42:00,933 --> 02:42:01,966
众所周知

4038
02:42:01,966 --> 02:42:04,133
在香港吃饭又贵又差

4039
02:42:04,133 --> 02:42:06,500
100块吃不到新鲜蔬菜和肉

4040
02:42:07,166 --> 02:42:10,500
所以热饭作为一款全营养代餐

4041
02:42:12,250 --> 02:42:14,333
24小时让主播在直播

4042
02:42:14,333 --> 02:42:15,566
饿了就端端喝点

4043
02:42:15,566 --> 02:42:16,700
代餐是吧

4044
02:42:17,133 --> 02:42:18,500
有没有人性啊

4045
02:42:18,500 --> 02:42:20,333
什么血汗直播工厂啊

4046
02:42:21,050 --> 02:42:22,816
你是上海美食通

4047
02:42:22,850 --> 02:42:23,933
你就告诉我就行

4048
02:42:23,933 --> 02:42:26,216
内环以内的好吃的店啊

4049
02:42:26,300 --> 02:42:27,133
告诉我就行

4050
02:42:27,133 --> 02:42:28,016
我会自己

4051
02:42:28,016 --> 02:42:28,966
挑一天去

4052
02:42:30,933 --> 02:42:32,533
若凡是代餐啊

4053
02:42:32,533 --> 02:42:33,850
也太惨了吧

4054
02:42:34,733 --> 02:42:36,300
米亚米亚的代餐呢

4055
02:42:36,300 --> 02:42:36,566
没有

4056
02:42:36,566 --> 02:42:39,300
我回来之后顿顿都吃新鲜的芋子菜

4057
02:42:41,366 --> 02:42:43,250
好多店都开在商场里啊

4058
02:42:43,250 --> 02:42:45,250
商场里不是说不能明火吗

4059
02:42:45,250 --> 02:42:47,816
那应该想必是芋子太多吧

4060
02:42:50,900 --> 02:42:52,050
你吃什么类型的

4061
02:42:52,050 --> 02:42:53,450
我现在有800多家

4062
02:42:53,450 --> 02:42:57,250
我想吃人均不要超过

4063
02:43:00,133 --> 02:43:01,166
600块呢

4064
02:43:03,966 --> 02:43:05,216
弱智有什么区别

4065
02:43:05,216 --> 02:43:06,966
吃多了会变成弱智吧

4066
02:43:07,250 --> 02:43:08,733
适合一个人的

4067
02:43:08,900 --> 02:43:10,216
两个人的也行

4068
02:43:11,500 --> 02:43:13,250
辣的话不要太辣

4069
02:43:13,500 --> 02:43:14,850
一点点辣就可以

4070
02:43:15,250 --> 02:43:17,166
嗯呃甜一点的

4071
02:43:17,166 --> 02:43:20,166
或者说是出了上海很难能吃到的

4072
02:43:20,166 --> 02:43:21,366
不要生鱼

4073
02:43:21,700 --> 02:43:23,050
主播不吃生鱼

4074
02:43:23,700 --> 02:43:25,050
然后也不要

4075
02:43:28,500 --> 02:43:30,850
不要什么汉堡专门店之类的

4076
02:43:30,850 --> 02:43:32,166
这种不想吃

4077
02:43:42,966 --> 02:43:44,300
肉白的还可以

4078
02:43:44,500 --> 02:43:45,766
你能吃河鲜吗

4079
02:43:45,766 --> 02:43:46,816
河鲜可以啊

4080
02:43:47,133 --> 02:43:51,166
但是最好不太是不吃生的

4081
02:43:51,166 --> 02:43:53,566
不吃生的鸡肉卷

4082
02:43:53,566 --> 02:43:55,333
你怎么知道我冰箱里有鸡肉卷

4083
02:43:55,333 --> 02:43:57,100
在冻海鲜也可以

4084
02:43:57,100 --> 02:43:58,650
海鲜吃的比较少

4085
02:44:00,933 --> 02:44:04,450
主要就是比较比较比较主流的食材吧

4086
02:44:07,700 --> 02:44:09,133
河鲜会有腥的

4087
02:44:09,133 --> 02:44:10,416
嗯嗯确实呢

4088
02:44:18,050 --> 02:44:20,216
我觉得不一定吃的惯你

4089
02:44:22,100 --> 02:44:23,900
主播有没有吃仁和馆

4090
02:44:23,900 --> 02:44:25,533
没有啊那个很好吃吗

4091
02:44:26,050 --> 02:44:27,816
等一下我去夹一下哦

4092
02:44:28,250 --> 02:44:29,100
嗯

4093
02:44:29,733 --> 02:44:30,766
你有算什么

4094
02:44:30,766 --> 02:44:33,216
没错吧应该没什么事啊

4095
02:44:37,500 --> 02:44:38,900
仁和馆

4096
02:44:44,416 --> 02:44:46,100
蟹粉黄鱼面

4097
02:44:47,533 --> 02:44:48,566
听起来还不错

4098
02:44:50,566 --> 02:44:51,366
哼

4099
02:44:51,700 --> 02:44:54,616
你收藏仁和馆我吃不上

4100
02:44:54,616 --> 02:44:55,366
你现在想去

4101
02:44:55,366 --> 02:44:59,533
等二小这么久没测尿酸吧

4102
02:44:59,533 --> 02:45:00,100
我不知道

4103
02:45:00,100 --> 02:45:01,216
等下搜搜看

4104
02:45:04,650 --> 02:45:06,733
这个这个要定做是吗

4105
02:45:07,816 --> 02:45:09,566
别别吃面为什么

4106
02:45:10,966 --> 02:45:11,933
为什么

4107
02:45:12,733 --> 02:45:14,700
仁和馆的精髓

4108
02:45:15,300 --> 02:45:17,450
你们都是老上海人是吧

4109
02:45:17,566 --> 02:45:19,050
城里中的城里人

4110
02:45:22,300 --> 02:45:23,616
这都是什么呀

4111
02:45:24,900 --> 02:45:27,133
这是上海最便宜的米一

4112
02:45:27,133 --> 02:45:28,566
米其林一星吗

4113
02:45:32,500 --> 02:45:34,700
哦不吃面是吧

4114
02:45:38,500 --> 02:45:39,250
不行不行

4115
02:45:39,250 --> 02:45:41,900
饿的有点胃疼啊哈哈哈

4116
02:45:41,933 --> 02:45:42,733
哎呀等

4117
02:45:42,733 --> 02:45:45,650
能不能电脑群里面告诉我呀主播得

4118
02:45:45,650 --> 02:45:47,100
去找点吃的了

4119
02:45:47,100 --> 02:45:49,416
要不然今天打不上这个针了

4120
02:45:51,166 --> 02:45:52,900
进到群里告诉我吧

4121
02:45:53,300 --> 02:45:55,566
上海菜我只知道雪菜肉丝

4122
02:45:55,566 --> 02:45:56,900
韭菜炒鸡蛋

4123
02:45:57,016 --> 02:45:59,566
还有那个红烧肉也算上海菜吧

4124
02:45:59,566 --> 02:46:01,216
糖醋排骨也算吧

4125
02:46:01,700 --> 02:46:04,133
嗯之前都是直接去吃

4126
02:46:04,133 --> 02:46:05,016
最多排队

4127
02:46:05,016 --> 02:46:06,566
那说明还挺好吃的

4128
02:46:06,566 --> 02:46:07,500
之后再说

4129
02:46:08,566 --> 02:46:09,333
不行不行

4130
02:46:09,333 --> 02:46:10,933
真得吃饭了家人们

4131
02:46:13,900 --> 02:46:20,366
你说我妈妈在上海吗

4132
02:46:20,366 --> 02:46:22,100
前段是现在是我自己

4133
02:46:23,500 --> 02:46:25,700
但是我可以打电话摇人过来

4134
02:46:28,500 --> 02:46:29,450
赶紧下班吧

4135
02:46:29,450 --> 02:46:32,300
我我先走了我可以先走吗

4136
02:46:32,700 --> 02:46:34,100
我我要走了

4137
02:46:35,733 --> 02:46:36,566
我要走了

4138
02:46:36,566 --> 02:46:38,100
嗨我要走了

4139
02:46:43,650 --> 02:46:44,650
拜拜

4140
02:46:48,366 --> 02:46:49,300
拜拜

4141
02:46:50,900 --> 02:46:51,700
唔

4142
02:46:52,700 --> 02:46:55,016
还回来还回来还回来

4143
02:46:57,366 --> 02:46:58,366
还回来哦

4144
02:46:58,700 --> 02:47:02,500
咪哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

4145
02:47:05,616 --> 02:47:06,416
哒

4146
02:47:20,900 --> 02:47:21,816
祝你幸福

4147
02:47:21,816 --> 02:47:23,250
嗯我会幸福的

4148
02:47:27,700 --> 02:47:28,533
拜拜

4149
02:47:31,016 --> 02:47:32,050
more more more

4150
02:47:51,050 --> 02:47:53,566
鼻炎完蛋哈哈哈

4151
02:47:56,250 --> 02:48:00,416
谢谢谢谢饭团的一个月见长

4152
02:48:00,450 --> 02:48:04,566
谢谢小酷的八天店长

4153
02:48:04,566 --> 02:48:06,500
谢谢雨天的八天店长

4154
02:48:06,500 --> 02:48:08,500
谢谢林迪的一个月店长谢谢

4155
02:48:08,500 --> 02:48:09,816
老爱的一个月店长

4156
02:48:09,816 --> 02:48:12,366
谢谢相思相忆空灵的一个月店长

4157
02:48:13,366 --> 02:48:14,900
谢谢雨天的八天

4158
02:48:14,900 --> 02:48:18,700
五天五天八天八天五天三天

4159
02:48:18,700 --> 02:48:22,700
三天店长谢谢花花的一个月见长呢

4160
02:48:22,766 --> 02:48:25,650
谢谢香香一空银的三天见长谢谢

4161
02:48:25,650 --> 02:48:27,416
如此慵懒的一个月见长

4162
02:48:27,450 --> 02:48:29,133
谢谢长生的一个月见长

4163
02:48:29,900 --> 02:48:31,850
谢谢花花的15天舰长捏

4164
02:48:32,050 --> 02:48:34,500
谢谢饭团的5天舰长

4165
02:48:34,733 --> 02:48:37,566
5天舰长和QQ的一个月舰长

4166
02:48:37,566 --> 02:48:39,050
谢谢南伐的一个月舰长

4167
02:48:39,050 --> 02:48:41,566
谢谢果果仙卡的一个月舰长谢谢

4168
02:48:41,566 --> 02:48:43,616
460和玩个弄的一个月舰长

4169
02:48:43,616 --> 02:48:44,816
获得加利亚多

4170
02:48:47,166 --> 02:48:49,100
咱这5天之内肯定能再见啊

4171
02:48:49,100 --> 02:48:49,933
你放心啊

4172
02:48:49,933 --> 02:48:51,133
放心放心啊

4173
02:48:51,133 --> 02:48:52,650
5月有31天呢

4174
02:48:52,650 --> 02:48:54,850
那咱们下周周五之前肯定还能再见

4175
02:48:57,933 --> 02:49:00,333
好了谢谢大家的小花灯牌小蛋糕

4176
02:49:00,333 --> 02:49:02,650
情书打call人气票

4177
02:49:03,416 --> 02:49:06,300
谢谢果果声卡的可爱妮和为我打call

4178
02:49:06,300 --> 02:49:07,216
感谢支持

4179
02:49:07,333 --> 02:49:09,016
比心 15天

4180
02:49:09,016 --> 02:49:09,850
怎么做到的

4181
02:49:09,850 --> 02:49:13,450
他就是单独一个盲盒爆了15天出来呀

4182
02:49:22,566 --> 02:49:24,366
大花海盲盒开了15天

4183
02:49:24,366 --> 02:49:25,416
对的对的

4184
02:49:26,016 --> 02:49:27,850
或片刻我都纪念

4185
02:49:49,933 --> 02:49:51,216
不是358吗

4186
02:49:51,216 --> 02:49:52,933
有啊有15天的

4187
02:49:56,700 --> 02:49:58,566
请你抬头

4188
02:49:58,900 --> 02:50:01,616
把预言写满念旧

4189
02:50:02,333 --> 02:50:05,900
请虔诚替她诉说

4190
02:50:07,050 --> 02:50:08,900
帮我拨动云端

4191
02:50:09,300 --> 02:50:11,100
让她在这世

4192
02:50:11,216 --> 02:50:15,133
3585383这是什么

4193
02:50:29,100 --> 02:50:29,900
哎

4194
02:50:33,133 --> 02:50:35,133
好饿哈哈哈

4195
02:50:35,133 --> 02:50:36,366
好饿好饿

4196
02:50:38,450 --> 02:50:41,366
三五八十五的舰长

4197
02:50:41,366 --> 02:50:44,733
三天八天的提督和三天的总督

4198
02:50:44,733 --> 02:50:47,016
我也想要总督

4199
02:50:47,133 --> 02:50:50,100
什么时候有总督可以看

4200
02:50:54,100 --> 02:50:55,766
这是一种运气

4201
02:50:56,850 --> 02:51:00,416
我操开盒子开出总督了太帅了

4202
02:51:03,900 --> 02:51:06,250
哎呦啊

4203
02:51:06,900 --> 02:51:08,616
知道了谢谢提醒啊

4204
02:51:08,616 --> 02:51:09,966
谢谢谢谢

4205
02:51:15,533 --> 02:51:17,050
打针不会不能吃饭吧

4206
02:51:17,050 --> 02:51:18,216
我得搜一下

4207
02:51:19,700 --> 02:51:21,100
哼谢谢大家

4208
02:51:21,166 --> 02:51:22,133
拜拜拜拜

4209
02:51:23,533 --> 02:51:25,100
我中了五 5万还没抽到总

4210
02:51:25,100 --> 02:51:27,250
那不如直接开个总督好了

4211
02:51:27,966 --> 02:51:29,766
那为什么还要抽啊

4212
02:51:30,500 --> 02:51:31,700
拜拜大家

4213
02:51:32,166 --> 02:51:32,966
拜拜

4214
02:51:33,733 --> 02:51:35,566
抓个总督付租金是吧

4215
02:51:35,566 --> 02:51:36,566
怎么会呢

4216
02:51:37,166 --> 02:51:40,250
希望大家盒子一发出战舰

4217
02:51:40,250 --> 02:51:41,416
一发出城堡

4218
02:51:41,416 --> 02:51:42,700
一发出总督

4219
02:51:43,450 --> 02:51:46,300
祝福呃呃

4220
02:51:47,766 --> 02:51:48,216
呃拜拜

4221
02:51:48,216 --> 02:51:49,016
喵

4222
02:51:49,333 --> 02:51:50,133
下次见

4223
02:51:51,216 --> 02:51:51,966
我也累了

4224
02:51:51,966 --> 02:51:54,100
你们听我的嗓子已经完蛋